Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / X Poll - What do you hope happens when you die From January 13th, 2026

Transcript

X Poll - What do you hope happens when you die From January 13th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: All right, so the radio from Hell x Pole.
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: The question is what do you hope happens when you die?
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: Not what you've been taught or just what do.
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: You hope And part of the reason we picked this
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: is over the weekend I watched the movie Eternity, which
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: is a movie with Elizabeth Olsen and Miles Teller and
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: are they dead?
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so it's what happens when you die?
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: And in that movie, what happens is you go to
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: a way station of some kind and then you have
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: a week to pick your eternity, and once you pick
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: your eternity, you're stuck there forever. But it's like it's like,
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: you know, you could go to beach eternity where I'm
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: spending eternity on the beach, okay, or I'm spending eternity.
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: I love museums. My eternity is I just.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Can go to any museum I want, hmmm.
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: And the and then movies about who you spend eternity
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: with and that kind of thing.
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: But just got me thinking, what do you hope happens?
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Like so that that made it clear to me
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: what this is and so what I would hope happened
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: my Eternity would be sitting at a table in the
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: rascular bar in State College, Pennsylvania with a couple of
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: rolling rock beers in front of me and as many
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: cigarettes as I wanted to smoke or eternity.
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, they do address that, like, oh, you can
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: just smoke here as much as you want and it's okay.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's just as many cigarettes as I could smoke.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: And oh, and you bet your life with Groucho Marx
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: in black and white on the TV in the bar
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: going for Eternity.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: M there's also a part of the movie is how
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: you look in eternity? Oh, is this your happiest self? Like,
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: at what point in your life you were the happiest?
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: That would be about that point in my life. I
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: was in graduate school and I was young, slim and beautiful.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: That's what I would like to be.
• 2:13
  Speaker 4: Here's some people calling and texting. I would like to
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: see my grandma and childhood dog again and meet my
• 2:19
  Speaker 4: husband's dad.
• 2:20
  Speaker 5: Who passed away before we met.
• 2:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, I hope that when I die, an asteroid hits
• 2:26
  Speaker 4: the Earth with the perfect precision to launch my casket
• 2:30
  Speaker 4: into outer space.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: That is very specific.
• 2:35
  Speaker 4: Unlimited hookers and coke with no regrets or repercussions. Let's see,
• 2:42
  Speaker 4: it probably just cuts to black, like the crappy sopranos
• 2:45
  Speaker 4: ending what you want I hope it is, don't tell
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: me what you think it what you hope it is.
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: I hope to see a slideshow of all the people
• 2:56
  Speaker 4: that actually lied to me.
• 2:59
  Speaker 5: And also just to be with my mama and baby
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: boy again.
• 3:02
  Speaker 4: All right, an island full of everyone's pets that they lost.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that is one of the things you want.
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: You want to be reunited with all of your dogs.
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well all the smokers, all the smokers are coming
• 3:17
  Speaker 4: out of the woodwork bill.
• 3:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure they they all want us the smoke
• 3:24
  Speaker 6: eight seven seven six oh two nine six nine six
• 3:26
  Speaker 6: is the ex pole What do you hope happens to
• 3:30
  Speaker 6: you when you die?
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: In that movie too, so so people say, oh, I
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: want to meet up with my parents or whatever, and
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: so they have that discussion like, well, I want to
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: see my parents, and they're like, well, if you want
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: to see your parents, they got here before you and
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: they already picked their eternity. You have to pick their
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: same eternity. Like oh, then I'm stuck in my parents
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: idea of what heaven is.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to. I guess I'll not see
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: my parents anymore.
• 3:53
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, uh.
• 3:56
  Speaker 4: Ed Brest says, when I die, I hope to come
• 3:58
  Speaker 4: back as one of Amy Donaldson's rescue dogs.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: I'll be taking ed.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: When you come back. Don't you want to you come
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: back and say I got court.
• 4:11
  Speaker 4: Let's see sitting around a table playing Role Master with
• 4:14
  Speaker 4: my friends and family.
• 4:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that is, but it sounds like
• 4:18
  Speaker 5: you enjoyed it.
• 4:19
  Speaker 4: So a second on that motion for unlimited hookers and blow.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: All right, let's see line one is there?
• 4:28
  Speaker 5: Well, we do have a line one?
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ok, I was waiting for him.
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: Then eight seven six, two.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: Nine six names Crystal is here? Hi Crystal, So what
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: do you hope happens when you die?
• 4:39
  Speaker 7: Hey, guys, you know, I've always kind of just hoped
• 4:42
  Speaker 7: that this whole thing is like a big dream and
• 4:45
  Speaker 7: a bad dream, that we're in some sort of doomsday simulator. So, uh,
• 4:50
  Speaker 7: I kind of hope that when I die, I wake
• 4:51
  Speaker 7: up on the other end of a computer realizing that
• 4:54
  Speaker 7: this whole thing was just a nightmare. Oh my language.
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thank you Crystal.
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: Go buye crystal and don't call again until you wash
• 5:03
  Speaker 4: your mouth.
• 5:03
  Speaker 5: That was soap. Let's see. Uh.
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: Woodworker Willie says, when I die, I go to the
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: great wood shop in the sky that's clean, dust free
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: and has all new high end tools and machines.
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: When I die, go back to my early thirties. I
• 5:18
  Speaker 4: want to come back as an animal. I prefer a
• 5:21
  Speaker 4: housecat or dog of someone famous. I can't wait to
• 5:24
  Speaker 4: see my animals. And supposedly I have a twin sister,
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: I want to see them.
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you want to be a pet of someone
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: famous because you know you'll be spoiled.
• 5:34
  Speaker 5: You'll be pampered.
• 5:38
  Speaker 4: I hope my sillyac goes away and I'll be placed
• 5:40
  Speaker 4: in a room full of endless bread and pasta.
• 5:44
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I'm all for the endless pasta, that's for sure.
• 5:49
  Speaker 5: Let's see.
• 5:52
  Speaker 4: Frank Christ should weigh in, since he's doing it already.
• 5:55
  Speaker 5: No, he doesn't have any opinion. He wants moved.
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: He takes to the way station is worse.
• 6:01
  Speaker 5: That's all he knows.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: The line one is there, Jim is here, Hey Jim.
• 6:07
  Speaker 8: Good morning, Lords of morning radio or morning let me listen.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome. What do you hope happens when you die?
• 6:15
  Speaker 8: Well, there's this great movie that came out in nineteen
• 6:18
  Speaker 8: ninety one by Albert Brooks as the director, and he
• 6:23
  Speaker 8: also started.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: It with Mell Street Defending Life.
• 6:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and they end up going to a place called
• 6:30
  Speaker 8: Judgment City and they have an Attorneyum they review their
• 6:33
  Speaker 8: life and see if they've overcome their fears, and if
• 6:36
  Speaker 8: they have, they move on. So anyway, it's it's kind
• 6:40
  Speaker 8: of a fun movie and kind of a neat idea
• 6:44
  Speaker 8: of what possibly could happen.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great movie.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: Rip Torn is in it.
• 6:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for the movie recommendation. Now the question is
• 6:51
  Speaker 4: what do you hope happens when you die?
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: Is that what you hope? You hope it's like that movie?
• 6:57
  Speaker 8: Well, well, I would hope you go on in some
• 7:00
  Speaker 8: form Okay, I guess and have a moedge of your
• 7:05
  Speaker 8: past life. I think that would be interesting.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, there you later.
• 7:10
  Speaker 5: Let's go to Braiden. Hi Braiden.
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what what do you think Braiden?
• 7:15
  Speaker 9: I think that it's a giant diner where everyone sits
• 7:19
  Speaker 9: down and you get your favorite food and your favorite
• 7:21
  Speaker 9: drink and you can interact with anyone around you, and
• 7:25
  Speaker 9: it's just kind of a big sit down diner that
• 7:28
  Speaker 9: goes on forever. And the waitresses or angels.
• 7:30
  Speaker 5: And you know, can you smoke?
• 7:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, smoking or non smoking. There's sections, you know.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, there's a smoking section and on.
• 7:39
  Speaker 5: Okay there I like that one.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have another piece of pie. Please.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: Lots of people want to smoke with Bill.
• 7:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah. All the smokers are saying, oh, that's an option. Okay,
• 7:52
  Speaker 5: we'll take it. Riches here high Rich.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, Rich, good morning. So what do you think?
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: I think it would be awesome if I could be
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: like a ghost that could go anytime, anyplace, anywhere, so
• 8:07
  Speaker 4: you could see every concert, doesn't matter.
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: When it was.
• 8:10
  Speaker 8: You could see any famous person, any famous historical event.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: You know, it'd be just cool.
• 8:16
  Speaker 5: You're a time traveling ghosts?
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah you don't want to hunt?
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, wouldn't you like the option of haunting people?
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: If you're good though, while you're at a concert, just
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: just go boom and.
• 8:29
  Speaker 9: That would be a total bonus.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: That'd be fun. Yeah, okay, all right, Rachel, thank you, Rich. Thanks.
• 8:35
  Speaker 5: Have we ever had the concept of a time traveling ghost?
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: We should?
• 8:39
  Speaker 5: I might do that maybe something new. Tim the tree
• 8:43
  Speaker 5: guy is here. Go ahead, Tim, good morning.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: How are we while fying? Alrighty?
• 8:50
  Speaker 8: Well, so I would just I would love to be
• 8:52
  Speaker 8: able to ride whatever motocross track I want, healthy and
• 8:58
  Speaker 8: then just playpool.
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: All night when I'm.
• 9:01
  Speaker 8: Cross.
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: There you go and smoke, smoke, no smoke, but drinking.
• 9:07
  Speaker 6: Okay, Bill, do that all right?
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you.
• 9:13
  Speaker 4: Let's see totally tony, totally blind, fop.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: More.
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: Hope for when I die is to drink great coffee
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: at Mill Creek, have a good beer and food at
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: Squatters or Roosters while listening to the radio.
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: For Wow, I like this one.
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: I always imagine all the answers to life's mysteries would
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: be uncovered when I die.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: What's the deal with Stonehenge? Who killed John Bennet?
• 9:38
  Speaker 5: All of those.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: Things I want to know?
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, Ella the nanny says, I have some unfinished business
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: with some awful people I'd like to haunt before I
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: reach my final resting place.
• 9:50
  Speaker 5: Uh you you.
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: Said rolling rock Chase that with a zema and a
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: camel light.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: Your choice is zema.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: Thanks.
• 10:00
  Speaker 5: Let's see. Uh.
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: Let's say I'm adopted, So I hope to find out
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: some of my genealogy.
• 10:07
  Speaker 5: You know you can do that alive.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah I did.
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: Let's see.
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: I want to come back as a fly, so I
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: could be a fly on the wall to everything in life.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: You know, how about why wouldn't you just want to
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: be like invisible?
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Why would you want?
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: You want to be a fly, because because you can.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: If you're a fly, you can also be on a
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: pile of dung.
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's true. Let's see.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Uh, somebody says, I hope I can relive all the
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: best moments of this life.
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, I just want my back not to hurt.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: Ask for more than that.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Well, it gets if it gets to be you know,
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: sometimes it gets to be so serious. That's all you want.
• 10:49
  Speaker 5: Let's see my heaven.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: I don't need a mansion, just a little duplex where
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: I can garden and also go to the beach and
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: Disneyland whenever I want. Well, why don't you live in
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: the haunted mansion at the at disney Land.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: You know, I think I'd like a dlux apartment in
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: the Stuy.
• 11:04
  Speaker 5: It would be one thousand happy haunts.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: This is interesting.
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: I was dead for seventeen years, being locked up in prison,
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: and now I'm living my best life.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Never take it for granted, and.
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: Always remember you're the one who can make your life better.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: That's a nice way to look at.
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: Let's see. Uh hm.
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: I just hope to get to nap whenever I want
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: and actually get good, peaceful sleep, wake up refreshing.
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: With no pain.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: I just want to be able to haunt whoever the
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: hell I want.
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: Oh and there's chocolate.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Oh and chocolate.
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: Well, you'll get a good nap, trust me.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: It's not called a dirt nap for nothing exactly.
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: Let's see complete ego dissolution. I want nothing of the
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: human restrictions. These bodies have many stupid and questionable components. Wow,
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: thank you, doctor Manhattan. All right, Raley is here.
• 12:05
  Speaker 7: Hi, Rayley, Hi, I want to be reincarnated as a kay.
• 12:11
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 12:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, they're adorable, aren't they.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: We were just talking about Kathy Barrows the other day.
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: They're very hot right now?
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yep. Do people have them as pets?
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: They shouldn't.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: I understand that they're quite They're just pretty docile.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, I like your answer.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: But whenever I'm feeling stressed, there's a Twitter account I
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: follow that's all capabas and they just go there and
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: look at look at pictures of thank you.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Great day.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: Somebody says, I hope all the things at your studio
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: work well. In my heaven, everything in the ring studio works.
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: Let's see, uh, I hope that all that idiot, violent
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: prejudice people actually go somewhere else so that I go
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: where there's peace and tranquility.
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: Well, you get to pick so.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Well, and that's part of in that movie.
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: Like you can pick like Naziland, Like if that's where
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: you're most comfortable, you can go.
• 13:15
  Speaker 5: You can go to Nazi Land.
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: I hope to hang out with all the playboy bunnies
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: and smoke all day.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: The playboy bunnies, let's see, Well they are like the
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: girl next door.
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: I guess so.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: Crystal hopes to live in a world where you can
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: say the F word on the radio.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Thanks, And that was Crystal who did that.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, let's see uh live war, free, star Trek, travel
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: the universe, do whatever, eat whatever, all awesome.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: Somebody says, I would want my eternity to be at
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: never any music festival with all the amazing artists who
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: has passed on already and all of my favorite people
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: enjoying it.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: With h I hope it's like Beetled. You said, I
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: get to scare the people who live in my old house. Well,
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: if this is what you hope to do, what.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Have you gone against the people in your old house?
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, they know what they did.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Let's see, doing any one thing forever is going to
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: be tedious.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: So free will.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: That's kind of the point of that movie too, Like
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: you have to pick one, Like even if you love
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: the beach, if you pick Beach Eternity, you know you're like, Oh.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of this beach. I want to do something else.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: I hope it's a cozy cabin with a warm fire
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: all the time, filled with all the pets that you
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: have ever had that passed away. Oh, I would ask
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: God why in hell or trachea is near our esophagus.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: It's a poor design. There's another design flow quest complaint here.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: Can you play the x bowle boy? Can you end
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: the ex pole by playing heaven by Talking Heads?
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: That's that would be nice.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: That's that's what that song is about. Oh, I hope
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: absolutely nothing happens. I've had enough.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I just want to rest, you will.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's eternity. You'll have time to rest and
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: do other things like go to every music festival.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Let's see, uh, Gummy here, I hope there's a big arena.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: We're all we're all the magas. Have to explain.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: To Jesus.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's jumping all over the place.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Gummy.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Dave on Wine.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Let's finish up with Dave.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Hi, Dave, Dave, where are you calling from.
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: I'm calling from Loveland, Colorado.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: How's it going good? Okay? What what do you hope happens?
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: I hope that absolutely nothing happens.
• 15:53
  Speaker 9: I just want my consciousness.
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: To erase, my energy, to go out to the universe
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: and it done.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know I understand that, and I think
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: that's sort of I mean, it's been my philosophy that
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: that is sort of what happens. You just you you
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: just your consciousness just goes out into the universe and
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: you're you're no longer, you have no entity anymore, you
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: have no sense of self.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: It's just I hope there's more than that.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I why, I just I just, you know, I don't
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: just just let it go. Let it go, man. I've
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: had a good. I've i've had a pretty good time here,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: so just let it go. He just wants to smoke. Yeah,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: with a cigarette in my hands. Thanks, thank you, Dave.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: All Right,