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Totally normal things that embarrass you · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I got this list of things, normal things that feel embarrassing,
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  Speaker 1: the normal things that feel embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: Having Happy Birthday sing to you, that's.
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  Speaker 1: All the list. Yeah, that's sitting there while a restaurant
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  Speaker 1: staff sings Happy.
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  Speaker 2: Birthday, and that is such a sad song. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's really not a very fun song. The happy birthday
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  Speaker 2: song sounds like a funeral Dirge.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's about the meaning of the words,
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  Speaker 1: and the happy Birthday's about all these people staring at you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so these are normal things that feel embarrassing for no
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  Speaker 1: logical reason, right, So reading anything out loud, giving a
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  Speaker 1: customer service rep a long account number, that's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: Realizing that barista has memorized your coffee order. I actually
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  Speaker 1: really liked that when that happened.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of a cool thing, like you become a regular.
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  Speaker 1: Normal things that feel embarrassing, asking for help, finding a
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  Speaker 1: book at the bookstore, walking to the bathroom in a
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  Speaker 1: crowded restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: Because it pretty looks at you, they know you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: go pee.
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  Speaker 1: This is one we can feel totally really dude coughing
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  Speaker 1: in a quiet public space, driving over a speed bump,
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  Speaker 1: opening presents in front of other people. That awkward. What
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  Speaker 1: about doing yard work in front of your house. I
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  Speaker 1: don't do that, my wife. My wife said growing up,
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  Speaker 1: she was mortified because her mom would wash their car
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  Speaker 1: in their driveway in her bikini. And you come home
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  Speaker 1: from school and there's your mom and bikini washing the cards. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so normal things that feel embarrassing going through the TSA
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  Speaker 1: checkpoint at the airport, trying on shoes at the store,
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  Speaker 1: that's true too, Stretching on your own before a workout
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  Speaker 1: class begins, and the number one answer, trying to park
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  Speaker 1: in a tight space. That's a tough one. That's embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: people staring at you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the pressure's on. Then you just loop around.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like trying to do anything while people are
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  Speaker 2: just staring at you to be embarrassing. I think when
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  Speaker 2: you're in the front of the line get ready to
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  Speaker 2: order your food and there's a long line behind you,
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  Speaker 2: Oh for sure, that is embarrassing too, because then you
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  Speaker 2: don't even you don't even get what you want. You
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  Speaker 2: just want to hurry up and get out of line.
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  Speaker 1: Steady a line to get on a plane. My wife whatever,
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  Speaker 1: we're boarding Group B and then boarding group A starting
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  Speaker 1: to go and then she goes to the bathroom and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a minute. So I've had how many
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  Speaker 1: times I've had to wait and let people go behind
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  Speaker 1: me because she's in the bathroom and I know miss
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  Speaker 1: and I'm holding her her bag and I can they'll
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  Speaker 1: let me take my bag. Yeah, it's very stressful. Or
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  Speaker 1: at the grocery store when you're going to pay and
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  Speaker 1: then my wife will leave. My MoMu sees that to
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  Speaker 1: me all the time. Hold on, right, I forget with
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  Speaker 1: stressed out. I don't have anybody to pay. That's not
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  Speaker 1: my job. I'm just a kid. Anyway. Normal things that
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  Speaker 1: are embarrassing shootes the text, text jj R and whatever
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  Speaker 1: is the normal thing that makes you embarrassed