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Barra's Bits: How Much Did Barra Pay The Umpires? · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates, can you.
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  Speaker 2: Just crack gags?
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  Speaker 1: Added a lot of color humor.
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  Speaker 3: Time he went to boss level for Barre's bits.
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  Speaker 1: Have some of this bang?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning morning, bar Well, how's this?
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  Speaker 5: We're going to start with the soccer oo's the footier
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  Speaker 5: side and the soccao's beat Turkey or what do they
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  Speaker 5: call themselves?
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  Speaker 4: Now, yeah, I've heard both. We've just suddenly decided some
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  Speaker 4: people have decided they're going to use it, you know,
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  Speaker 4: actual original We've been saying turkey since time immemorial, the
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  Speaker 4: turkey having a turkey here on rifle lunch today, talk
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  Speaker 4: about the war.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, right to Neil, we beat we beat that team
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  Speaker 5: and to the subjection, much to the surprise of the
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  Speaker 5: most of the soccer world. Really and a little fellow,
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  Speaker 5: the youngest to have a score for Australia at a
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  Speaker 5: World Cup was the hero. He was a Tanzanian refugee.
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  Speaker 5: Well actually was born in a Tanzanian refugee camp and
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  Speaker 5: he came to Perth as a toddler, lived here till
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  Speaker 5: he was about seven, then he moved to Adelaide, originally
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  Speaker 5: from Burundi.
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  Speaker 1: And now he's an Aussie icon.
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  Speaker 5: Twenty year old in Astori Iran Gunda and he was
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  Speaker 5: a star nicknamed star Boy about to be upgraded to
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  Speaker 5: superstar Boy.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon he keeps scoring goals, but how's that story?
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  Speaker 5: A refugee camp becomes Australia's youngest World Cup scorer. Kind
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  Speaker 5: of a reminder that Australia's greatest strength is you know,
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  Speaker 5: it isn't whether you were born here or not, or
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  Speaker 5: whether it's whether you choose to be Australian. And they
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  Speaker 5: his family did took it on board. And I think
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  Speaker 5: there's like six former Africans in the Soccer Roos team
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  Speaker 5: and most of them are most of the team are immigrants.
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  Speaker 5: So it's very interesting timing choose to call Australia home.
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  Speaker 5: I sound like Peter alland.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you big shout out to camera. Burgess too scored
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  Speaker 6: that second one.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it was Burgers, No, it was
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  Speaker 5: it the Metcalf anyway, sorry mate. Yeah, as you were
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  Speaker 5: first ever World Cup team for Tony Popovich as coach,
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  Speaker 5: and incredibly he didn't even start the captain or the
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  Speaker 5: vice captain either. He benched them and he started instead
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  Speaker 5: of using Matt Ryan and the goals he used Patrick Beach,
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  Speaker 5: who was unbelievable. But if you got some audio there
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  Speaker 5: because leading into the match, Mike Grella, a US commentator
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  Speaker 5: former player, just thought we had absolutely no chance, and
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  Speaker 5: so did the Turkish captain and so did most of
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  Speaker 5: the soccer world.
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  Speaker 2: Is that they said, well, look at their team.
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  Speaker 1: I don't recognize any players in the team.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding nor when I said it, it's like
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  Speaker 2: what are.
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  Speaker 3: They drinking over there?
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  Speaker 5: Because they got no shot of doing anything at the
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  Speaker 5: World Cup.
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  Speaker 4: I think that we dominate tomorrow the game because we
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  Speaker 4: have more qualities and more talented teams.
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  Speaker 2: Who is see it tomorrow? What's happened?
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  Speaker 1: And that was the Turkish?
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  Speaker 3: Where's Ted Whitten when you need? Stuck it up.
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  Speaker 1: Like that?
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  Speaker 5: I have a laugh last night because I said to Tommy,
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  Speaker 5: my son, say do you want kebabs for dinner? I'll
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  Speaker 5: go down to shen and kebabs and he goes, Dad,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's good timing they have kebabs. I
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  Speaker 5: just realized they're owned by these turkeysh blokes. So I
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  Speaker 5: said I'll go down there, but I won't have egg
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  Speaker 5: and cheese on it. Just to make him feel better
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  Speaker 5: because I hate putting egg and cheese on the kebabs anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Personal joke Eagles. Eagles lose by points in North Melbourne.
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  Speaker 3: That was heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 6: What about poor old Jake I love because we've been
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  Speaker 6: talking about he mentioned that.
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  Speaker 2: He might have the yips, and he got the yips.
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  Speaker 1: He's a beautiful man, beautiful family.
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  Speaker 3: He's got the beautiful He did get a kicking lesson
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  Speaker 3: from Lloyd.
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  Speaker 1: Joint.
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  Speaker 3: What he's doing wrong is shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Here's how you hold the balls.
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  Speaker 5: But there's so many mistakes in the game. There's always
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  Speaker 5: the last one and gets focused on. And he can
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  Speaker 5: blame the umpires too, and some of the respect that
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  Speaker 5: some of the umpiring like Hamie Davis got knocked out
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  Speaker 5: and they started restarted the game when the Eagles weren't
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  Speaker 5: ready and they scored a goal. So there's an investigation
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  Speaker 5: going on there. But the best scene probably for North
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  Speaker 5: Melbourne was when Jack Darling, former premiership Eagle, he kicked
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  Speaker 5: four goals and he kicked one and he gave the huge.
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  Speaker 1: Two handed kiss like this to the crowd.
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  Speaker 3: You got his audio there explains what he was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thinking he's taking the kiss, but he wasn't.
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  Speaker 7: I guess the kiss was sort of like a was
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  Speaker 7: a smart ass kiss. It was like all the years.
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  Speaker 7: So I was having to play roll and four goals.
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  Speaker 3: You reckon, he's rolled it back, I reckon.
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  Speaker 4: He was totally was He was ted whiting at all.
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  Speaker 3: What he looked like Elvis in Las Vegas or something.
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  Speaker 1: It was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: I thought I thought Tom Jones was going to come
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  Speaker 5: out and singing Delilah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It was like it was like being in a Boo
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  Speaker 1: black concert.
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  Speaker 5: Travis Kelsey, you know he would have Sure, that's a
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  Speaker 5: bit over the top, even though anyway, the Barcelona Grand
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  Speaker 5: Prix Lisa was on last night.
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  Speaker 3: I know you love your GP. Lewis Hamilton.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, how's that flaming has made and win for Ferrari
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  Speaker 5: amazing ahead of George Russell, Lando Norris so three to
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  Speaker 5: and froms three pomps.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, which is.
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  Speaker 6: First time, first time since nineteen sixty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Very good mate.
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  Speaker 3: You recovered from the Metcaltain there.
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  Speaker 2: Of mecap and there was a bloody good goal. He
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  Speaker 2: did his because he slammed it home.
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  Speaker 6: He put the nail in the coffin. John Weston of
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  Speaker 6: Wembley Down's barrow would.
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  Speaker 2: Like to know.
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  Speaker 6: I want to know how much barrel paper umpires at
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  Speaker 6: Revo Stadium on Saturday because Berth had.
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  Speaker 5: When Yeah, John, Johnny's great fellow, his son was. He
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  Speaker 5: should have declared his son was playing for Clemant.
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  Speaker 2: He did leave that.
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  Speaker 1: But it's our first win since twenty twenty, the Demons
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, anyway, John, just so you know, he
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  Speaker 6: slipped each of them are fifty.
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  Speaker 2: Not really good?
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  Speaker 1: Ay, Johnny.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, NBA, we should mention too. New York Knicks won
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  Speaker 5: the championship there, first since nineteen seventy three, so huge scenes,
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  Speaker 5: even though it was in Texas, in San Antonio. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they beat the Spurs. The New York celebrities were going
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  Speaker 5: CaCO bananas. Spike Lee celebrated like he scored thirty points himself.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Robert de Niro even looked happy, so you knew it
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  Speaker 3: was a big deal.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, Jimmothy Shalamo said it was way more exciting than
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  Speaker 4: the you know, an Oscar, but he hasn't won an Oscar.
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  Speaker 5: She got Jeffrey Seinfeld looking forward to your report.
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  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, she wasn't there, so we got to see
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  Speaker 3: some basketball.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's not the cameras on her.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't all about the front rows time.
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  Speaker 5: But finally one after fifty three years. It really gives
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  Speaker 5: hope to every long suffering sports fan, including Demons fans
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  Speaker 5: we have once in seventy seven and those listening who
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  Speaker 5: wear purple. You know, they haven't won for thirty years, Dockers,
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  Speaker 5: so it could be the year of the.
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  Speaker 1: You know, breaking the long droughts, the fever.
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  Speaker 5: They won, well, they won by nine goals in the
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  Speaker 5: final second yesterday, which means they got back into third spot.
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  Speaker 5: So I have a home final now here on Sunday
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  Speaker 5: in the netball so that's great. They needed to win
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  Speaker 5: by nine goals or eight goals up and then suddenly bang.
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  Speaker 5: So now it's a sudden death final Sunday two pm
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  Speaker 5: against the Mavericks. And I had to mention the UFC
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  Speaker 5: at the White House it might be postponed because the
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  Speaker 5: weather's atrocio. Really apparently it's thunderstorms and lightning. And have
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  Speaker 5: you seen the movie Idiocracy? I have not, mate, it
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  Speaker 5: is like that. What's going on there? The weigh ins
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  Speaker 5: at the Lincoln Memorial they were doing way so where
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  Speaker 5: it was actually done was where Martin Luther King did
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  Speaker 5: that famous speech.
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  Speaker 2: I have a dream, but he was a big wrestling fan.
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  Speaker 2: And then they had wrestling Love Motocross and.
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  Speaker 5: The motocross stunts on the on the on the White House,
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  Speaker 5: lorn and oh Man, the play They've Gone Mad.
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  Speaker 1: They've Gone absolutely mad.
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  Speaker 5: So it may not actually be on, it may be postpone,
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  Speaker 5: but check out Idiocracy.
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  Speaker 1: That was what's happening at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well that's a sport for the weekend. Huge weekend
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  Speaker 5: of sport. Thank you and well done the Demons