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Hour 3 - Captain-less Ship · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: El Capitan. Well, come in, It's our numb birth three
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  Speaker 1: of the Original Recipe podcast on this July thirtieth, and
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  Speaker 1: we talk bays Ball. Derek Jeter will not be attending.
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  Speaker 1: Will not be attending. He's gonna miss the Old Timers game,
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  Speaker 1: a celebration of the Yankees two thousand World Series team
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  Speaker 1: twenty five years ago. He says, going to miss it
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  Speaker 1: for his daughter's eighth birthday party. Does that one pass
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  Speaker 1: the smell test? Does it? The Savannah Bananas are getting
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  Speaker 1: more screen time. They will see nineteen of their games
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  Speaker 1: air on True TV. Your thoughts on that one and
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up or thumbs down on Jacksonville rookie Travis Hunter
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  Speaker 1: nicknaming himself the Unicorn. Where we heard that before, We'll
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  Speaker 1: go there as well. All of it's coming your way
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  Speaker 1: right now here. It is our number three. It is
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  Speaker 1: a captainist ship. It will be welcome. In the beginning
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  Speaker 1: from the Boogie Down Brocks. Now even the boomer Ball
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  Speaker 1: not the have regular baseball. The boomer ball is not
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  Speaker 1: without controversy. In New York Story, we talked about in
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  Speaker 1: a previous episode of the show that there was an
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  Speaker 1: issue with the Yankee Old Timer game and Derek Jeter
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  Speaker 1: like didn't want to go because he was worried about
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  Speaker 1: playing shortstop. Well, we found out recently that Derek Jeter
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  Speaker 1: will not be attending. He's skipping the old Skippy MC
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  Speaker 1: skip the Yankees Old Timers game. If you play for
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  Speaker 1: the Yankees, you gotta go to the Old Timers game, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's the must That's an alumni association. So why is
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  Speaker 1: Derek Jeter What is his excuse to not go? He
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  Speaker 1: says he cannot attend the Old Timers game Yankee Stadium,
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  Speaker 1: which is gonna honor the two thousand Yankees. He cannot
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  Speaker 1: attend because of his daughter's birthday party. He said, all right,
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  Speaker 1: that's not a joke. By the way, I'm not This
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  Speaker 1: is not made up by SportsTalk Berry or the Onion
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  Speaker 1: or butt Crack sports. That's legit. So let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question Derek Jeter, Yankee Royalty missing the Old Timers game.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna celebrate the two thousand Yankees twenty five years ago,
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  Speaker 1: the championship team there for his daughter's eighth birthday party.
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  Speaker 1: Does that pass the smell test? So I've got Church Lady, missed, Chiquita,
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  Speaker 1: and bro code, and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together and we are gonna have some gabba ghool.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have a little bit of gobbagool. So first
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  Speaker 1: of all, the only way this would pass the smell
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  Speaker 1: test is if you have COVID and you can't smell.
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  Speaker 1: Other than that does not pass the smell test. I've
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  Speaker 1: got for words to Derek Jeeter. Give me a break.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, forwards, give me a break. This is the
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  Speaker 1: captain I mister November. Are you Yankee idiots love this guy, right?
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  Speaker 1: The guy that gave a thousand cliches to the media,
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  Speaker 1: and he never broke that iron character that he was
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  Speaker 1: in there, never said anything interesting his entire career. So
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  Speaker 1: of course they became him a TV job because he
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  Speaker 1: was so boring. They said, we'll put him on TV.
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  Speaker 1: He can be boring for us on TV. He did
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  Speaker 1: that for almost two decades. And that Derek Jeter cannot
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  Speaker 1: be bothered to attend the old Timers game. And so
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  Speaker 1: the Yankees they want to celebrate his team, his Yankee team,
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  Speaker 1: the two thousand World Series team, which in many ways
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  Speaker 1: is the last of the greatness of the Yankees. You
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  Speaker 1: realize that you think that Joe Tory, Derek Jeter, Yankee,
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  Speaker 1: Mariano rivera run. You know that two thousand was like
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  Speaker 1: the last part of the great dynasty. The last twenty years.
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  Speaker 1: The Yankees haven't been very good. They have not They
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  Speaker 1: embarrassed themselves in the World Series, playing like the bad
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  Speaker 1: News Bears last year against the Doyers, the better team,
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  Speaker 1: and so the Yanks, We're gonna celebrate this great Yankee team.
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  Speaker 1: You were part of it. You were the Yankees in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand, Derek, and so everything gets really weird and wacky,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like suddenly he says, well, my kid was
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  Speaker 1: born in August and I'm not going really as the
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  Speaker 1: iconic Saturday Night Live character, the church lady would say, well,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that convenient? Isn't that convenient? So you think if
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  Speaker 1: this were Derek Jeter's jersey retirement, that he would have
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  Speaker 1: missed it to what do you doing an eight year
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  Speaker 1: old birthday party? Do face painting? You think you would
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  Speaker 1: have missed it to do face painting or going to
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  Speaker 1: bounce house. No, if you think he was needed on television,
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  Speaker 1: Big Pang TV job to hang out with David Ortiz
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  Speaker 1: and just fill time and chuckle at each other and
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  Speaker 1: talk about intangibles and just spew cliches because that's all
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  Speaker 1: they do, do you think he would have made plans
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  Speaker 1: with a magician to show up to the birthday party.
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  Speaker 1: Probably not, probably not. Derek Jeter is skipping the Yankee
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  Speaker 1: old timer game because he doesn't want to do it.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have the balls to just say that, I
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  Speaker 1: have the balls to say it. So he doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to limp out to shortstop or this has been a
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  Speaker 1: story for mnths. He doesn't want to go out to
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  Speaker 1: Shortstop and pretend like he's going to turn a double
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  Speaker 1: play there and then pull a hamstring and the hammy
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  Speaker 1: goes whammy and oh my god, my Hammie. Doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to be seen in the Yankee uniform there unless he's
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  Speaker 1: getting paid by Nike or Gatorade or something like that there,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a camera crew with a documentary, and so
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  Speaker 1: he does not want to have that image of him
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  Speaker 1: as a Yankee, as an older guy, as a Yankee
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  Speaker 1: there in his fifties. Now, that is not the reality
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  Speaker 1: he wants as a Yankee. And listen, that's fine. That's
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  Speaker 1: if you have a problem with getting older. And we all,
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  Speaker 1: if we're lucky, we get old, right, that's what happens.
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  Speaker 1: You're lucky. If you're not lucky, you don't get old.
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  Speaker 1: So that's fine, but can't you come up with something
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  Speaker 1: better than a kid's birthday party? Can we agree on that, Like,
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  Speaker 1: don't insult our intelligence, Like I don't have any skin
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  Speaker 1: in the game. I'm not a Yankee fan. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who shows up the Yankee old timer game or not.
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  Speaker 1: I just think this is hilarious that Derek Jeter's using
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  Speaker 1: this to try to get out of it. He's using
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  Speaker 1: the dad excuse, right, it's trying to get out of
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  Speaker 1: jury duty or something. No, No, I've got a kid,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't say no to an eight year old girl.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot do it. It's the perfect alibi, Absolutely, the
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  Speaker 1: perfect alibi. Right. It is in many ways bulletproof cause
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  Speaker 1: if anybody challenges it, you're like the douche. You can't
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  Speaker 1: challenge that. He knows it. Derrey Jeter knows it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the old Larry David thing from Kirby Enthusiasm.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's my daughter's birthday. I wish I could go.
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  Speaker 1: I can't show up though, And it's like it's a
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  Speaker 1: great it's wonderful, right out of the celebrity playbook, where
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  Speaker 1: you dodd something you don't want to attend. And you
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  Speaker 1: play the kid card. I got friends of mine when
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  Speaker 1: they started having kids. They were like, oh, this is great,
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  Speaker 1: I can get out of it. I got to play
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  Speaker 1: the kid card. Oh the kid's not feeling well. I
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  Speaker 1: can't go you know, can't go to that pot luck dinner.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. All right now. Secondly, we now pivot too
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  Speaker 1: hot banana split talk. That's right, Banana banana, banana banana.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not making this up. The Savannah Bananas. Are you
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  Speaker 1: a fan? No? Yes? Okay. So the Savannah Bananas continue
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  Speaker 1: their rise up the charge arts, as we are told
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  Speaker 1: now that they're going to get a lot more screen time.
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  Speaker 1: They will see nineteen more of their games air on
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  Speaker 1: True TV. This is apparently still around. So nineteen more
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  Speaker 1: games on a side package deal with Turner Sports on
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  Speaker 1: True TV. So what are your thoughts on this? So
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  Speaker 1: I saw this headline go by, and I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. This is the state of sports television
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  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five. You cannot, and I cannot, name
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  Speaker 1: three players on the Savannah Bananas. You cannot do it.
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  Speaker 1: If your life dependent on it, if your freedom dependent
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  Speaker 1: on it, you could not name three players on that team.
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  Speaker 1: You said, well, that's the person that I think they
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  Speaker 1: wear the kilt. There's a guy that wears a kilt.
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  Speaker 1: There's somebody that does the TikTok Instagram dance routine, and
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  Speaker 1: then there's somebody juggling of flaming bat. I think that
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  Speaker 1: those are the three that's viral, right, that's viral. There
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  Speaker 1: you go as a result, as they call it, banana ball.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine that banana ball. It gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm jealous. They are right now the hottest thing going.
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  Speaker 1: They are right, and that's of course coded language. It's
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  Speaker 1: coded language that means when they say hot, they mean
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  Speaker 1: really cheap. That's what they mean. They mean really really cheap.
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  Speaker 1: You know who the highest paid player on the Savannah
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  Speaker 1: Bananas is, Miss Chiquita, highest paid player there, Yeah, clearly.
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  Speaker 1: I think she plays second base there. And there's a
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  Speaker 1: I think the guy dressed up in the banana costume.
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  Speaker 1: I think he does like moonwalking. I think I've seen
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  Speaker 1: a clip of that. Maybe it's all down like the
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  Speaker 1: third base line. I think that's the number two person
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  Speaker 1: on the payroll. Right, And for True TV, the people
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  Speaker 1: over there are True TV. They assume this is what
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  Speaker 1: an upgrade over another episode of Baked Car or Impractical Jokers,
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  Speaker 1: the Porta Potti edition, you know, something like that. So
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  Speaker 1: nobody knows who these people are. Nobody knows. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: if I offered, I did Man on the Street. I
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  Speaker 1: went out to the street, interviewed some of the homeless
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  Speaker 1: people out here in Los Angeles, and I said, I'll
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  Speaker 1: offer you a million bucks to name again, name three
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  Speaker 1: players on the roster. One million dollars, one million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I would walk away with that one million dollars still
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  Speaker 1: in my pocket because nobody can do it. Can't do it,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Uh. You could ask the most die hard
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  Speaker 1: if there is such a thing banana fan, they'd be like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I think the Uh, there's that the tall guy. He's
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  Speaker 1: he's he's got kind of a weird like head. That guy. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now listen, I get it. There's always been barnstorming operations
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  Speaker 1: in all the sports. There's always been barnstorming things. The
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  Speaker 1: most famous the Harlem Globe Trotters. And my parents took
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  Speaker 1: me to see the Harlem Globe Trotter as when I
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  Speaker 1: was a kid, and I was like, oh man, why
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  Speaker 1: are the Washington general so bad. I don't understand. They
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  Speaker 1: should really get some better players. But the gimmicks, the stunts,
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff, it's choreographed, forced fun, and that's good
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  Speaker 1: metal lark Lemon the legend wearing cleats something like that, right,
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  Speaker 1: something like that, And it's wholesome, family fun at the
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  Speaker 1: right price, at the right price, because nothing like family
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  Speaker 1: fund Somebody breaking out in a TikTok dance while trying
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  Speaker 1: to steal second base. It's it's right there. You know
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  Speaker 1: what this is? The Savannah bananas are the baseball equivalent
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  Speaker 1: of pickleball. You know, that was really popular and I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's somewhat popular now, but not as popular. It
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  Speaker 1: was a trendy. It gets a lot of attention. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of venture capital behind it, and there's people
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  Speaker 1: replacing tennis courts with pickleball courts, and people seem all
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  Speaker 1: into it. Right, it rises on up. It's, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's doing this pickleball thing. And do you really don't
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  Speaker 1: need nineteen extra Savannah banana games on national cable television. Yeah, well, listen,
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  Speaker 1: these videos go viral. You get millions of views in
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  Speaker 1: the matrix. People believe those numbers are real. And the matrix,
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  Speaker 1: and that's that's what ends up happening. It's all about engagement,
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  Speaker 1: but family engagement. So you'll see grown men in banana
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  Speaker 1: suits and that will the funny thing about this, this
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  Speaker 1: is going to get better ratings than Major League soccer
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  Speaker 1: with Lionel Messi. Then we'll get the Savannah Bananas, a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of guys getting paid literally in banana splits if
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  Speaker 1: you play for the team. I've heard. I don't if
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  Speaker 1: it's true. I've heard rumors they get paid in banana
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  Speaker 1: splitz and dried out banana slices. That's what they get paid.
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  Speaker 1: And they'll get more people watching than Major League Soccer. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Final five to Jacksonville. That's the NFL we go where
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  Speaker 1: former Colorado starred Heisman Trophy winner Travis Hunter. He has
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  Speaker 1: a new nickname, and this came across our attention here
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  Speaker 1: the new nickname as he gets settled into NFL life.
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  Speaker 1: He chose it himself. Yeah, I'm not making he chose
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  Speaker 1: it himself. I'm not making lay them so. At Jaguar
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  Speaker 1: training camp, there was a moment that went viral from
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  Speaker 1: the Jags training camp when Travis Hunter was doing a
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  Speaker 1: sit down interview at camp and was asked to pick
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  Speaker 1: a nickname. He did not pause, he did not pass go.
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  Speaker 1: Travis Hunter said, it's the Unicorn. Yes, sir, it's the Unicorn.
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  Speaker 1: He's what he said, all right, So thumbs up, thumbs down,
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up, thumbs down on the Jaguar rookie Travis Hunter
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  Speaker 1: nicknaming himself the Unicorn. So I'm gonna go thumbs down,
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  Speaker 1: thumbs down on that. Yeah, this is the Bro code,
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  Speaker 1: the Bro code that you never break. The Bro Code.
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  Speaker 1: The Bro code is you're not allowed to give yourself
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  Speaker 1: a nickname. That's the first part of the Bro Code.
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  Speaker 1: Another part of that that is frowned upon. We all
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  Speaker 1: know that the Unicorn thing, though, is not only a
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  Speaker 1: violation of the Bro Code, it's also a party foul. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: why you are not allowed to repurpose nicknames that are
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  Speaker 1: in circulation by other professional athletes?
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  Speaker 2: Tallo.
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  Speaker 1: It's like imagine showing up to the wedding and you're
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  Speaker 1: wearing the tucks, the groom is wearing the same. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not your that's not yours. You're not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: wear that. And hello, Chris top porzingis now I know
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  Speaker 1: he's on a crap team now in Atlanta, but he
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  Speaker 1: was on the Celtics. He's seven three and when he plays,
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  Speaker 1: he plays pretty well. He's always heard. He's been called
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  Speaker 1: the Unicorn for almost ten years in the NBA when
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  Speaker 1: the Knickerbockers had him. And you gotta think that thing's
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  Speaker 1: trademarked now and I don't know, check the NBA nickname
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  Speaker 1: registry if there is such a thing here. And so again,
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  Speaker 1: it's the time we're in, like, it's not thirty years
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  Speaker 1: thirty years ago. You could have gotten away with it,
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  Speaker 1: but there's too much media, there's too much social media,
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  Speaker 1: there's too many people paying attention. You can't sneak a
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  Speaker 1: nickname that's already out there in circulation. You're not allowed
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  Speaker 1: to sneak the nickname past the goaltender anymore. You cannot
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  Speaker 1: do it. So using the Malard Think Tank with the
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  Speaker 1: premise we do not recycle nicknames, get your own, get
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  Speaker 1: your own nickname Travis Hunter the Jaguars. So you can't
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  Speaker 1: call yourself the unicorn because it's already taken. Do you
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  Speaker 1: imagine if you allowed this, how many players would call
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  Speaker 1: themselves the Black Mamba, I'm the Black Mama, or I'm
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  Speaker 1: the Slim Reaper. You know, if you're you know, you
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  Speaker 1: have a quarterback for the I don't know, the quarterback
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  Speaker 1: for the who knows Atlanta or Tampa or whoever calling
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  Speaker 1: themselves the Greek Freak. You know, it's like, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that either. So I went back and
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  Speaker 1: I looked in the archives, and I noticed that at
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  Speaker 1: Colorado there were a couple of nicknames that Travis Hunter
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  Speaker 1: had that I approve of. It's very important to have
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  Speaker 1: the approval of overnight talk show hosts, very important if
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  Speaker 1: you're in the NFL. So Hunter earned the nickname and
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  Speaker 1: I think this is pretty good. Inspector Gadget. Inspector Gadget
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  Speaker 1: because of his unique abilities on the football field, where
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  Speaker 1: he plays defense and offense, and that used to happen
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  Speaker 1: all the time, but it doesn't happen anymore, so Inspector Gadget.
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  Speaker 1: Now Michael Vick referred to him as mister do it All,
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  Speaker 1: which I don't love as much. I don't love it
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  Speaker 1: as much, but okay, so the Inspector Gadget thing, I'm in. Go,
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  Speaker 1: go Gadget. Hey, come on, it's good and leave the
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  Speaker 1: Unicorn to the basketball guy. And also the people, the
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  Speaker 1: adults like my little pony. Yeah, they like that. All
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  Speaker 1: you can leave it to them. Bronni's is that what
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  Speaker 1: they're called?
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  Speaker 3: Brownie?
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  Speaker 1: Bronie. Oh, Bronnie's the basketball player Bronie. Yeah, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Hey, we'll take your calls. There is a
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  Speaker 1: in the back in the day. She's pushing back against
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  Speaker 1: criticism from people who claim that blank happened solely because
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's so obvious.
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  Speaker 1: Is it really obvious? I must be clueless.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know when the rooms don't match.
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  Speaker 3: Be very I've imagined getting one.
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  Speaker 6: Bet it would be very awkward. Bowling balls back.
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  Speaker 1: It would be very odd. Yes, Stevie Meebaul said, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you have an answer? So Jenna Simps pushing back against
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  Speaker 1: critics who claim that Blank happened only because of her
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  Speaker 1: marriage to golf star Brooks Koepka.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Obviously, her fame and people knowing her name.
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  Speaker 1: Uh no, not necessarily, but her cameo appearance in Happy
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Gilmore too. I didn't even know she was in it.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I didn't. There were so many cameos.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped paying attention midway through. I said, this is
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: all a cameo, Like this is one cameo after another.
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  Speaker 7: After like ol I heard it said today. They said
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: that it was like just a bunch of TikTok reels
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: back to back trying to get some good like moment content,
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: actual full movie.
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  Speaker 1: It's felt like a lot of that, Like the Travis
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Kelcey stuff, felt like it was trying to go.
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  Speaker 3: Viral and the Bad and Honey right.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: The bad Bunny thing was kind of.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift inside the bear costume.
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  Speaker 1: Could be you know, So, do we have this audio
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  Speaker 1: coup from there was a viral moment in the w NBA.
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  Speaker 1: Can we we play that this was a game between
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  Speaker 1: a team in Atlanta and a team in Golden State,
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  Speaker 1: And well, listen, this is late fourth quarter. I think
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: the game is tied here. Who cares what the score is,
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  Speaker 1: but listen to what happened. Take it this?
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  Speaker 2: Heyes, gets plumped by by a call bill something flies
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  Speaker 2: on the quart Actually, oh, I wonder what that is?
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: What will say? They will continue play.
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  Speaker 1: What could that be?
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: Goes off the fingertips of the valkyries.
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  Speaker 1: Valkyries, that's a dumb man.
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  Speaker 6: The object the block right there?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I see the object, Yeah, what is that? Great?
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  Speaker 3: The slimer We're not exactly where.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure where it can what could it be?
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  Speaker 1: They're about to find out.
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  Speaker 6: No room for any of that, room for that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and no once picked the object up.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yet you got to scale. Nobody wants to touch it, Okay, inappropriate?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Whoever it is, all right? So I have questions. My
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: first question is was this premeditated or was this a
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  Speaker 1: crime of opportunity? Meaning, did does somebody go away if
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: some woman had it in her purse or whatever and
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  Speaker 1: somebody like got drunk and decided to throw it on
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  Speaker 1: the court, or did somebody bring this with them with
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  Speaker 1: the intention of throwing it on the court at the
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  Speaker 1: perfect time with a minute to go in the game.
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  Speaker 6: It was absolutely premedically.
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  Speaker 1: You believe it was pre medical. You don't think this
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  Speaker 1: was a crime of opportunity where somebody just happened.
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  Speaker 6: I just don't think women typically carry that around.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be in their purse.
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  Speaker 1: Coop.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, women can wear skirts and just have it up
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: there and let's say they got let's say they stood
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: up real fast, or they laughed really hard and it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Came bouncing out. It was an accident.
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  Speaker 6: Did you see the size of this? Have you seen?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: That's what he said.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you can't just walk around.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: And by the way, what happened to the golly the
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: jolly green giant. It lost its you know, it lost
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: its thing, right, I mean, that's my god.
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  Speaker 6: So they do a pretty like tight close up on
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: this thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were you watching that over and.
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  Speaker 6: Over, goop, you'd be able to tell if it.
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  Speaker 1: Was game us. So I think that's right out of
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  Speaker 1: the box.
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  Speaker 7: Wiled though, because toys are expensive and you're gonna waste
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  Speaker 7: one that's obviously silicone like.
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  Speaker 1: Those more expensive.
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  Speaker 6: Really we met over there's a zero chance that a
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  Speaker 6: woman had anything to do with this.
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  Speaker 1: Those guys are bills fans. Remember when Gronkowski was he
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  Speaker 1: threw uh, yeah, we know, say that word. I can
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  Speaker 1: say it. We had to say it, go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: But word, the d word is a dildo.
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  Speaker 1: I think you just said that word times. If we
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  Speaker 1: had a well you can say it. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: trouble you can't. I don't know, because like years ago
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  Speaker 1: there was like we can't say that, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's a long time ago.
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  Speaker 3: I know seven words I can't say, and that's not
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  Speaker 3: one of them.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Well, they're more than seven. We tell you George Carlin,
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  Speaker 1: when he was doing it, there were seven, but now
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  Speaker 1: there's more than seven. So there you go, w n
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  Speaker 1: B two nights in a row. W what are what
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: are we talk about? The woman losing her her weave?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: And now we've got flying phallus projectile on the court.
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  Speaker 1: What could possibly happen?
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  Speaker 3: Someone's implant's gonna.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: How about this deep state conspiracy? How about this? What
• 28:24
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  Speaker 1: A to get another Bible moment? How about that? What
• 28:28
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  Speaker 4: Right?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Come on? I mean, what are we doing here? Deep State?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Come on? Then we have a we have a game
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: to play. Let's let's do that right now. I think
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: it's time. We've endured too many of these? Is it
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough enough? Already? Let's do it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Here we go time now for too much or not enough?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: We'll ask you a series of questions and all the
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: answers are too much or not enough. And in order
• 28:57
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• 28:59
  Speaker 1: you have to get three questions. Right. It's very simple,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It's so easy. There was this guy named Hollering James
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• 29:21
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  Speaker 1: Asleep playing our game. We had Brian in Minnesota. Hello, Brian, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on?
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: Not much, just heading home from work and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of work you got going on there?
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  Speaker 1: Brian Demolition? Oh, the demo man, Brian, the demo man,
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  Speaker 8: Right, that's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, commercial, Yeah you can't because he can't really blow
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  Speaker 1: Are you further up?
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  Speaker 8: Or were you I'm in the north suburbs.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh the beautiful in Minneapolis. I got, I got you.
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  Speaker 8: Have you ever been James hangs.
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  Speaker 1: Though you have been to the Have you been to
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I was at the Mermaid?
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  Speaker 8: I know I should have made it up there.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Man, epic. What was a wonder? They put my name
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  Speaker 1: That was awesome.
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  Speaker 8: I mean that was like the eighth place that they
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  Speaker 8: look for you, right, like they can't find you a venue.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: But yeah, well there were a couple that were looking
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  Speaker 1: that's right, all right, here we go. Let's do it here, Brian.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Too much or not enough? Question number one? Nicola Vucevich
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: holds the NBA record for the most games with a
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: double double and zero turnovers, with ninety of them. Is
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that too much or not enough?
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: Too much?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: He says, too much? Let's find out. Yeah, believe it
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: or not, that's actually not enough. Lusevich shoes bounced around
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: the NBA has one hundred and one games like that,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: double double, zero turnovers. So you did not get that
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: one right. But when we want to question too, there
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: have only been fifteen players to hit more home runs
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: in their age twenty one season than Tampa Bay's Junior Tamanero.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: It's a good name. Isn't that a good name? Brian
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Junior flows off the Yeah. Is that too much or
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: not enough? That's gonna be not enough? Okay? He says,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: not enough, Brian, Let's find out that is right. You're
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: on the board. Not enough. Demo man, Brian is on
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the board. There have been demo God. Maybe old not
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• 31:42
  Speaker 1: say demo god? Writing that that all right? Yeah, not enough?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: There have been seventeen players to hit more than more
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: than their age twenty one season. Question number three for
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the demo god Brian. There are ten players with at
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: least one hundred and twenty hits so far this baseball season?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? Enough? Not enough?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: He's again going with not enough. Let's find out, Oh, no,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: too much. There are only seven players with one hundred
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and twenty hits or more, led by Toronto's Bobashett leads
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: the league with one hundred and thirty one hits. They
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: were trying to get here, so yeah, know you do.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: You're good at math. You're good at math. You listen
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: to our live coverage. It is too much, not enough.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: We've got the demo God, Brian. He lives in Minnesota,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: does a lot of work commercial demo at night, drives home,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: listens to us. Question for it. There are only five
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: players who have fifty or more receiving touchdowns over the
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: last five seasons. Is that too much or not enough
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: to stay alive? Brian? Too much? He says, too much.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Let's find out, Hey, you still alive. Look at that
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: you stayed alive. But too much. There's only been three
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Davonte Adams of the Rams now Mike Evans and Tampa
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: and Tyreek Hill with Miami. Question number five, here we
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: go comes out of this number, Brian. This is Game
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: seven of the World Series, NBA Finals, Stanley Cup Final.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: This is the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. We're
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: tied up. Are you ready?
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: I am ready?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Aaron Judge leads baseball this season with thirty intentional walks
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: for the Bronx Bombers. Is that too much or not enough?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Too much or not enough, Brian the demo god.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: You either win or lose.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: You either walk it off or you walk back in shame.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Not enough, sure about that? No, but you're gonna stick
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: with you. Sure? I can't talk you out of that.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: No final answer? Yep, all right, let's find out. Congratulations,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you're a loser, Brian. All Right, it's okay, Brian, it's
• 33:51
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• 33:53
  Speaker 8: You're in Minnesota again.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I will make sure I make it okay. Hey, I
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: love Minnesot had a great time. You people are really cool,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: cool town. I like many app Saint Paul was beautiful there.
• 34:01
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• 34:04
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• 34:06
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• 34:10
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• 34:34
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  Speaker 7: the girl he was talking to said she wasn't with
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: her husband anymore. He found her phone and he started
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  Speaker 7: sending like death threats. I know where you work, I
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: know you're kids. Really, they're gonna watch me beat you
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: into the ground house. Leave my wife alone. And he's
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: an innocent party in this. He's like, I didn't even
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: meet up with her yet, So be very careful, especially
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: when you're dealing with people who have kids significant others.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna you're getting people in trouble out here.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Think about that. That's I was just laughing with me
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: because Douglas in Mississippi said when he was a kid,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: his mom used to call all the neighborhood kids the
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: D word, and he said, none of us had any
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: idea what it meant.
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  Speaker 3: That would be crazy so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Like I just I just imagine all the neighborhood was
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: your mom called what is that?
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  Speaker 3: Even if we were laughing about it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Oh no, it was that just the visual of being like,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: you know, a neighborhood kid and you're some mom's calling
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  Speaker 1: you that. Yeah, let's see what do we have? A
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: frog dog says, uh, what does it say about women?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: A woman if she owns a green sex toy, is
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: she into aliens?
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  Speaker 7: Well, you know what's funny because they do have different
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: toys like that.
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  Speaker 3: They have ones that are in.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: The shape of like aliens, like slime arms, and they
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: have alien tongues and alien tails like you can find
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: all sorts of different toys. And actually, I think the
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: funner the better. Think about how interesting your playdates could
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: be with these women.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Have a different different color every day, you can different
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: games the rainbow all right. For some reason, Josh just
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: sent photos of himself, right, I guess he's well, I
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: don't think he wants me.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: To look at that he's wanting to make a dating profile.
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: Do you think those are good photos for his dating profile?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seems so fine. I don't. I don't think he
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: wants my opinion, so keep on. I'm good Shane, and
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: de Moyne says, which of these two terms would you
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: rather be called? Lorena, ma'am or miss? I've been yelled
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: at for calling a woman both in my life.
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  Speaker 7: So yeah, it's funny. Girls are really worried about that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: I prefer miss over ma'am because.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Ma'm sounds old.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Ma'am is old, and I'm not old. I look very young,
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: So I.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Know you really don't want to be called Aska. That's
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: when you read.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: The old lady.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: That's a like a European grandma. Let's go to she
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: makes a mean a great meat loaf. Let's go to
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Josh in Orlando. You're on with Lorena. It's the Queen
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: of Hearts. It's going on Josh.
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: Hey guys, good morning. All right. So I know this
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: is a fun segment, but it's actually a legit serious call.
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: So I was the one. I was the one that
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: just pictures so Lona can get an idea. Oh, I've
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: been online off and on island for the last five years.
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: I know. Obviously it's definition of intanity is expecting something
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: you know, different outcome. But what is it with women?
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: Why can't women respond? Or why is it that when
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: you like a certain type of women, those women don't
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: like you. But you get these slump busters I like you,
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: And how do you get out of that?
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: You know, it's the law of attraction, and you got
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: to keep on working at it because you're going to hit.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: A whole bunch of missuses.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: You said you've been doing this for five years.
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: It's a five years.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe mix it with going out at the same time.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: People don't do that these days, and you can't.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: You can't they do?
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Do you not do that? There's a difference because people
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: do go out all the time in Orlando.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: There's gotta be some bars in our land. Go to
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Orlando's why, you guys, what's the problem is that's a
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: tourist town. So you could probably do very well with
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: the tourists there, Josh.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: But then you see what it's saying there.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: But then families call a quick hit I don't know,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: hit and run dump, Josh, You're fine, man, you look good.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's women out there, would you know. I
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: know you'll be fine.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: You'll find the right one. And if you don't, well
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: then maybe you are meant to be a bachelor in paradise.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Or go to the Ukraine or Russia or wherever. You know.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Let's go to CJ. What's going on? CJ? CJ?
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Is there a CJ?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: He's there, he's on hold. Hell, I don't hear CJ.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: C has gone. JT the wingman, Oh there you are.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I guess that line died, says am I the only
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: person that thinks that the gift of Hatch Chili's is
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: a gift of love for your partner.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: I've never had a Hatch chili. Are they spicy?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Well it looks they looks spicy. I've never heard.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that was a thing. I
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: had no idea