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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kabooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
- 0:18Speaker 3: Wow.
- 0:18Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
- 0:22Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:29Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with me Ben
- 0:35Speaker 1: Mahlor and a special surprise appearance by who. If you've
- 0:40Speaker 1: read the description of this podcast, you already know, but
- 0:42Speaker 1: if not, you're in for a treat. On this the
- 0:45Speaker 1: Sunday edition, the seventeenth day of the month of May,
- 0:51Speaker 1: and we will get to the mail bag in the all.
- 0:53Speaker 1: But we are joined this week in our revolving rotation
- 0:58Speaker 1: of celebrities our special friend of the show, and if
- 1:02Speaker 1: you have been listening over the last few years, you
- 1:04Speaker 1: know who this guy is. He was part of one
- 1:06Speaker 1: of the big events that we had in recent years.
- 1:10Speaker 1: From Vancouver, we welcome in Nico. Now you might remember
- 1:16Speaker 1: from the we had a great trip to Canada and
- 1:19Speaker 1: visited beautiful British Columbia and that was all possible by
- 1:23Speaker 1: our friend Nico. Hello, Nico, how are you doing.
- 1:26Speaker 3: My man number one? Yes, I am back. How was
- 1:31Speaker 3: everyone today?
- 1:33Speaker 1: Everyone's great, Nico, and Nico. You're part of what I
- 1:36Speaker 1: call the silent majority of the show, Nico, because you're
- 1:40Speaker 1: you listen to the podcast, right, You don't stay up
- 1:42Speaker 1: all night and all that, but you listen to the podcast.
- 1:45Speaker 1: You've been loyal Meani into the show and you're part
- 1:48Speaker 1: of the backbone of the show and we appreciate that.
- 1:52Speaker 1: And everything is good here and on your end, everything
- 1:55Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, everything is great.
- 1:58Speaker 3: You know we obviously the Malon Militia missed you last
- 2:02Speaker 3: week with Brian No filling in, but he held it
- 2:05Speaker 3: down doing a little bit of a strict tease with
- 2:08Speaker 3: the NFL schedule a release which I thought was hilarious.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. The schedule thing was. You know,
- 2:16Speaker 1: that has gone next level in our lifetime, Nico, because
- 2:19Speaker 1: you know, I know how your and how old I am.
- 2:21Speaker 1: In our lifetime when we were younger, that was never
- 2:23Speaker 1: nobody cared. But now it's like it's next level. So
- 2:28Speaker 1: and you will be with us for this entire episode
- 2:30Speaker 1: before we get to the Mailbag, though I did want
- 2:33Speaker 1: to put the finishing touches on a jam packed weekend
- 2:35Speaker 1: of the Mallard Travelogue, which, as I put it out
- 2:39Speaker 1: on the Friday episode, I planned on doing all of
- 2:42Speaker 1: this initially in my head when I was flying back
- 2:45Speaker 1: to California from from the East Coast, I was like,
- 2:49Speaker 1: I'm gonna do all this. I'll put this in the
- 2:51Speaker 1: Friday podcast, and then I'll have other things to talk
- 2:54Speaker 1: about on Saturday and Sunday. And yet here we are
- 2:57Speaker 1: on the Sunday podcast and I'm still telling stories Nico.
- 3:01Speaker 1: I have. There's that much stuff that happened Nico while
- 3:05Speaker 1: I was away, so I'll continue with that. And for
- 3:09Speaker 1: those of you keeping score at home, the we mentioned
- 3:12Speaker 1: this on the Saturday podcast, but the Wu Socks game
- 3:15Speaker 1: was rained out the Triple A team of the Red Sox,
- 3:18Speaker 1: and somehow that turned into a bonus episode of the
- 3:25Speaker 1: Fifth Hour, which is this episode, which is the mail Bag,
- 3:28Speaker 1: which is in my part of it, not Nico, of course,
- 3:30Speaker 1: Nico's He's a lean, mean wrecking machine, but my part
- 3:34Speaker 1: of it middle aged man abuses his digestive system while
- 3:39Speaker 1: chasing some kind of bizarre minor league glory now, as
- 3:43Speaker 1: you know, Nico, I am a glutton for punishment, and
- 3:47Speaker 1: I ended up spending I don't get a limited amount
- 3:50Speaker 1: of time off, and I spent part of my time
- 3:52Speaker 1: racing through the backwoods of Massachusetts and out into the
- 3:57Speaker 1: boondocks to go to a minor league baseball game. And
- 4:00Speaker 1: I might need some kind of medical intervention or something
- 4:05Speaker 1: medical it is the right word. But I was legitimately
- 4:09Speaker 1: bummed out a last last Saturday, I got the game
- 4:14Speaker 1: got washed out. I guess two saturdays ago now a
- 4:16Speaker 1: game got washed out, and I had mentally prepared myself
- 4:22Speaker 1: for the ceremonial first pitch, and I was like excited.
- 4:25Speaker 1: I practiced a little bit and got out there, tossed
- 4:27Speaker 1: the ball around with with my my brother, and I
- 4:31Speaker 1: was like, all right, this is exciting, and you know,
- 4:33Speaker 1: this is when you do talk radio. This is an
- 4:36Speaker 1: elite athletic opportunity to throw out the first pitch. And
- 4:41Speaker 1: I spent a good amount of time preparing myself and
- 4:46Speaker 1: I was replaying old clips and for me, I want
- 4:49Speaker 1: you to know, Nico, this was like Game seven of
- 4:51Speaker 1: the World Series or or the you know, you know,
- 4:54Speaker 1: if your baseball guy. But there the the super Bowl
- 4:57Speaker 1: whatever it might be. You know what I'm saying, feel me.
- 5:00Speaker 3: On that, yeah, one percent exactly.
- 5:03Speaker 1: So so instead we got the rain. I was like
- 5:05Speaker 1: a bummer, you know. And we went to this place
- 5:08Speaker 1: called Bowlwins out in Worcester that night, and and while
- 5:11Speaker 1: the Malard militia was carrying on like a traveling carnival,
- 5:16Speaker 1: and with Mike the Leprechaun, who informed me and he
- 5:20Speaker 1: was like he was, He's an Irish guy. He drinks
- 5:22Speaker 1: a lot, you know, it's the cliche, and he he
- 5:24Speaker 1: lives up to it. And so Mike was pounding some
- 5:27Speaker 1: alcohol and he informed me, say, hey, the Wu Socks
- 5:30Speaker 1: still want you to throw out the first pitch on Sunday. Well, okay,
- 5:33Speaker 1: that sounded wonderful in theory. It was horrifying in practice
- 5:37Speaker 1: because at this point in time, I like to shut
- 5:43Speaker 1: things down. I limit these social events. It's very bizarre
- 5:47Speaker 1: because I love doing the malor meat and Grease. I
- 5:49Speaker 1: have a lot of fun hearing the story of people
- 5:53Speaker 1: that are fans of the show and listening and finding
- 5:55Speaker 1: things out about you that that are listeners. And then
- 5:58Speaker 1: at some point my social battery it like it just
- 6:03Speaker 1: shuts down. It gets repossessed by the bank and then
- 6:06Speaker 1: that's it. And so I had done back to back
- 6:08Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday, and I was like exhausted. Now I'm
- 6:12Speaker 1: not paving a road, I'm not building a building, but
- 6:14Speaker 1: I was exhausted. I was spiritually depleted. And I'm you know,
- 6:19Speaker 1: living off airport snacks which I don't eat much of,
- 6:21Speaker 1: and I don't get a lot of sleep, and some
- 6:25Speaker 1: kind of weird cupcakes that I thought looked good that
- 6:27Speaker 1: I purchased at the on the North End, at the
- 6:29Speaker 1: bakery there, and you know, making poor decisions, you know,
- 6:33Speaker 1: those late night hours. So nonetheless, I was like, well,
- 6:37Speaker 1: this is an opportunity. I th' get made of these
- 6:38Speaker 1: opportunities to throw out the first pitch. This is the
- 6:41Speaker 1: fourth opportunity that I've had in my lifetime. Lancaster JetHawks,
- 6:45Speaker 1: which was an a ball team that's now out of
- 6:47Speaker 1: business in California. The Bakersfield Blaze, which is also out
- 6:52Speaker 1: of business now, the Inland Empire sixty six ers, which
- 6:55Speaker 1: I don't even know if they're still around. I think
- 6:57Speaker 1: they still are. That was the last one, and now
- 7:01Speaker 1: I can add the the technically the Red Sox Triple
- 7:05Speaker 1: A team they're the Worcester Red Sox, but everyone calls
- 7:09Speaker 1: them the WU Socks. So that's like four different minor
- 7:14Speaker 1: league teams. At least half of them have gone out
- 7:16Speaker 1: of business, which is not good news for the WU Sox.
- 7:19Speaker 1: And I'm basically the Crash Davis of ceremonial baseball appearances.
- 7:23Speaker 1: So I was like, ah, you know, we we got
- 7:25Speaker 1: to do this. I I'd planned to travel down to
- 7:28Speaker 1: visit my my brother on Sunday very early, so we improvised.
- 7:32Speaker 1: I canceled. I had plane, not plane tickets, I trained tickets.
- 7:36Speaker 1: I was gonna take the take the Amtrak from Boston
- 7:39Speaker 1: down to New York. And I was like, ah, we
- 7:42Speaker 1: rented a car. I went to Logan, rented a car,
- 7:45Speaker 1: stuffed all our luggage. And my wife loves to pack,
- 7:49Speaker 1: and Nico, you've met my wife. She she believes in
- 7:52Speaker 1: moving pretty much everything that we have. When we travel, it's, uh,
- 7:57Speaker 1: it's tough. I mean, you you travel a lot, and
- 8:01Speaker 1: I'm assuming you travel a little lighter than I travel.
- 8:03Speaker 1: But we'd take the whole house when we go anywhere.
- 8:06Speaker 1: It's wild.
- 8:07Speaker 3: You got to you gotta prepare for the unpredictable, right.
- 8:10Speaker 1: No, but you're supposed to be able to go lean
- 8:12Speaker 1: and mean, I thought, I look at all these people
- 8:14Speaker 1: on YouTube and they all have like one backpack and
- 8:16Speaker 1: they travel for a month. And I'm like, I got
- 8:19Speaker 1: multiple suitcases, I got backpacks. I don't even know what
- 8:23Speaker 1: I have anyway, So we had all this stuff and
- 8:26Speaker 1: we packed up the rental car at at Logan drove
- 8:30Speaker 1: out to Worcester, which is a decent drive from where
- 8:34Speaker 1: we were, and in it it was kind of you
- 8:38Speaker 1: know what it was. It was like we were we
- 8:40Speaker 1: were like fugitives on the run. We drove back to
- 8:43Speaker 1: Worcester less than twelve hours after leaving the event that
- 8:45Speaker 1: we did, and it was like it felt less like
- 8:50Speaker 1: transportation more like an endurance challenge sponsored by like rental
- 8:54Speaker 1: cars and some shaky decision making. So we got to
- 8:57Speaker 1: this minor league ballpark called Polar Park and waited for
- 9:01Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun, who took a few pictures with me
- 9:05Speaker 1: and some other random people, and then suddenly I was
- 9:09Speaker 1: escorted backstage at this baseball theater, beautiful ballpark in central Massachusetts.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Side entrance concrete tunnels, wandering through random corridors, the bowels
- 9:24Speaker 1: of the stadium. There were mascots wandering around waving at me,
- 9:30Speaker 1: and I didn't know. I knew one of the mascots.
- 9:32Speaker 1: I didn't know the other three or four mascots. And
- 9:34Speaker 1: there anyway, we're walking around like there's six or seven
- 9:37Speaker 1: mascots here. How many mascots can one minor league baseball
- 9:40Speaker 1: team have? And it was like a low budget horror
- 9:44Speaker 1: film at that point, I'm like, wow, they keep popping
- 9:46Speaker 1: up these mascots. And then came the moment. So I
- 9:49Speaker 1: got out to the field. I was there for like
- 9:50Speaker 1: maybe five minutes. I chatted up a couple of people.
- 9:53Speaker 1: I was then told I had to go out to
- 9:55Speaker 1: the mountain. So I was handed to baseball. I was
- 9:57Speaker 1: summoned towards the mound like the aging gunslinger being called
- 10:02Speaker 1: out for one final duel. Who knows this might be it?
- 10:05Speaker 1: And I got out to that mount and I delivered
- 10:09Speaker 1: what I will unofficially officially describe as high gas, a
- 10:14Speaker 1: right handed Eraaldis Chapman experience. The radar gun may never
- 10:19Speaker 1: recover from that pitch. And now certain critics, namely this
- 10:25Speaker 1: guy Matt Kay, who was at the game, claimed he
- 10:28Speaker 1: sent me an email. He claimed the pitch was terrible,
- 10:32Speaker 1: which is completely false. That's a disinformation campaign by Matt Kay.
- 10:37Speaker 1: That's deep state propagated. The pitch had movement, and it's
- 10:44Speaker 1: the term. Think of it like a charcouterie board where
- 10:47Speaker 1: I served up nothing but high cheese. And you know
- 10:51Speaker 1: baseball slanging, right, you're aware, Nico. You know baseball slang.
- 10:54Speaker 1: High cheese is a fastball thrown at the very top
- 10:58Speaker 1: of the strike. So is it not right at the
- 11:01Speaker 1: top high cheese.
- 11:03Speaker 3: High cheese? You know what it is, Bill Ben. But
- 11:05Speaker 3: New York Mets, they're looking at you right now. They're
- 11:08Speaker 3: wanting to sign you to their roster. They need you.
- 11:11Speaker 1: I'm available, and listen, I'll hang out. All I get.
- 11:14Speaker 1: All I want is to hang out with mister Met
- 11:16Speaker 1: when I'm not pitching, I can. I can go down
- 11:19Speaker 1: and do some stick with mister Mett. So I threw
- 11:21Speaker 1: this high cheese, Nico, upper part of the zone and
- 11:25Speaker 1: right there, boom, speed, precision, very difficult to hit. I'm
- 11:30Speaker 1: getting I'm getting my balls busted by these guys. And
- 11:34Speaker 1: I got to point out also, I considered that, and
- 11:37Speaker 1: I didn't promote this prior to the fact that this happened.
- 11:40Speaker 1: I had mentioned my battery was at zero. I didn't
- 11:42Speaker 1: have a lot of sleep. I had some digestive instability
- 11:46Speaker 1: that we don't need to get into on the podcast.
- 11:48Speaker 1: But considering all of that, this was like my Willis
- 11:51Speaker 1: Reid game. In fact, it was better than Willis Reed.
- 11:54Speaker 1: This was my my Michael Jordan flu game. It was
- 11:57Speaker 1: the Mallard gastro Intestinal Classic is what it was there
- 12:01Speaker 1: in Worcester. And my favorite part was, though it wasn't
- 12:06Speaker 1: even the pitch, I got to meet a bunch of
- 12:08Speaker 1: other random listeners by completing total action. I was not
- 12:11Speaker 1: supposed to be at this game. We didn't really promote it.
- 12:14Speaker 1: There was no organized event, just some random p ones
- 12:18Speaker 1: materialized out of thin air. Baseball loving Woodland creatures. We
- 12:24Speaker 1: had Jerik from Rhode Island who drives a truck. He's
- 12:27Speaker 1: a big Yankee fan. They were playing the Yankees Triple
- 12:29Speaker 1: A affiliate. Ryan from Rhode Island came by d Mack
- 12:34Speaker 1: who has a basketball phenom son much like Nico. We'll
- 12:38Speaker 1: talk about his son. He's got a son that's doing
- 12:41Speaker 1: great in soccer. It's gonna be going to the next
- 12:44Speaker 1: level in that sport. Brian from Worcester came by fellow
- 12:48Speaker 1: member of the tribe who also was there at the
- 12:51Speaker 1: Saturday event that we did, and so just real quick
- 12:54Speaker 1: to I mean, I'm going long here, I apologize. Polar
- 12:56Speaker 1: Park really is a gem. Got just to paint the
- 12:59Speaker 1: picture for a blow listeners. It's Central mass so it's
- 13:02Speaker 1: an old town. A lot of history there going back
- 13:05Speaker 1: to the American Revolution for God's sakes, and rustic brick
- 13:11Speaker 1: buildings beyond the outfield train tracks every hour I was
- 13:15Speaker 1: told the train rolls past center field. You had that
- 13:18Speaker 1: old industrial New England energy. Just beautiful, the kind of
- 13:25Speaker 1: way that makes you want to buy a scorecard and
- 13:28Speaker 1: complain about you know, some random you know, d H
- 13:32Speaker 1: or something like that. And so the wusas I mentioned,
- 13:35Speaker 1: they were playing the Yankees Triple A team, the rail Riders.
- 13:39Speaker 1: I did not know that was a thing from Scranton, PA.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Scranton Wilkesbury, PA. And Anthony Volpi, who made one of
- 13:47Speaker 1: my favorite plays in World Series history when he was
- 13:49Speaker 1: playing shortstop for the Yankees and booted a ball in
- 13:52Speaker 1: Game five, fifth inning meltdown against the Dodgers a couple
- 13:56Speaker 1: of years back. Volpi went zero for four and continues
- 14:01Speaker 1: to be the most aggressively average to below average Yankee
- 14:05Speaker 1: suspect of his generation. He actually got called right back
- 14:08Speaker 1: up to the Yankees after this game, so I guess
- 14:10Speaker 1: they must have been really impressed by that. Oh for
- 14:12Speaker 1: four the Yankees that they called him back up. And
- 14:15Speaker 1: then George Lombard Junior, the third base suspect, looked very human.
- 14:20Speaker 1: He played in the game. The guy actually looked to me,
- 14:23Speaker 1: and I didn't stay for the whole game. The guy
- 14:24Speaker 1: looked really good. Elmer Rodriguez, who showed some juice on
- 14:28Speaker 1: the mound, so he looked good. And excuse me, we stayed.
- 14:32Speaker 1: We stayed for about half the game and then finally
- 14:34Speaker 1: headed towards headed towards New York. And yes, there's more
- 14:38Speaker 1: stories coming and all that, but we got Nico here,
- 14:42Speaker 1: and I don't spend all the time time about this
- 14:44Speaker 1: first pitch thing. It was just high cheese. That's it
- 14:46Speaker 1: the headline, High cheese in Wooster. And now we'll get
- 14:51Speaker 1: to Ohio al and get me in the mood here,
- 14:53Speaker 1: Ohio Al for the little mailback. It's all right, all right, Nico,
- 15:10Speaker 1: So we'll get into this the mailbag. These are actual
- 15:14Speaker 1: messages by actual listeners to the show. I was a
- 15:17Speaker 1: little concerned because, as Nico pointed out, I was away
- 15:20Speaker 1: last most of last week. I came in for the
- 15:22Speaker 1: Friday show, but I was away most of the week,
- 15:24Speaker 1: And they always when you're worried, like, well, people are
- 15:26Speaker 1: still going to send emails in Yes, we were fine.
- 15:29Speaker 1: So the first one on the mailbag again, this is
- 15:33Speaker 1: me Ben and Nico from Vancouver, Big Podcast p one.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Mike from Rhode Island says, Ben, do you feel victimized
- 15:42Speaker 1: by Netflix? And then Nico he sent a story here
- 15:44Speaker 1: that Netflix. I think we mentioned this. I thought we
- 15:48Speaker 1: mentioned this in a previous podcast, but maybe not. Anyway,
- 15:51Speaker 1: all these things run together. So Netflix has been sued
- 15:54Speaker 1: by the state of Texas. The officials are claiming that
- 15:58Speaker 1: the streaming service has been quote spying on viewers and
- 16:03Speaker 1: making them addicted to Netflix. And so that's the question
- 16:09Speaker 1: for Mike and Rhode Island is do I feel victimized? No,
- 16:12Speaker 1: of course, somebo are you talking about. That's how every
- 16:15Speaker 1: media company operates, That's how life operates, like It's that's
- 16:20Speaker 1: just the way it is. Like if you're if you're
- 16:22Speaker 1: running a company like Netflix, is it really spying. I
- 16:26Speaker 1: don't know if it's spying you're trying to find Like
- 16:29Speaker 1: when I go on I don't go on Netflix a lot.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I'm not a loyal minion. I'll go on there like
- 16:33Speaker 1: I travel. I downloaded some stuff before I flew, But
- 16:37Speaker 1: I just assume when I go on there, they're they're
- 16:40Speaker 1: picking shows that I want to watch because they have
- 16:43Speaker 1: already kept track of what I've watched, and they know
- 16:46Speaker 1: what I I'm most likely to like, Like, why would
- 16:49Speaker 1: anybody be surprised? Am I crazy an eco to have
- 16:51Speaker 1: this position?
- 16:52Speaker 3: No, this is one hundred percent. We're being watched twenty
- 16:55Speaker 3: four hours a day, seven days a week. So with
- 16:57Speaker 3: if Netflix wants to monitor and put a suggestion out
- 17:02Speaker 3: there that I should watch Full Swing or the NFL game,
- 17:07Speaker 3: by all means, but we're being watched all the time exactly.
- 17:11Speaker 1: It's like in like what's the old line? Like, and
- 17:14Speaker 1: I've used this before and I don't have it in
- 17:16Speaker 1: front of you, but like, if you're not paying for
- 17:18Speaker 1: the product, you are the product. And even if you're
- 17:21Speaker 1: paying for it, like in the Internet age, it I
- 17:24Speaker 1: only get really matters. I think you're still still the product.
- 17:27Speaker 1: And it's to me. It's not any different than in
- 17:30Speaker 1: It's kind of like in football. You know, they look
- 17:32Speaker 1: for tendencies in the NFL. Now they call them analytics,
- 17:36Speaker 1: and the old days we used to call them tendencies.
- 17:38Speaker 1: We say, Okay, if it's third down and seven and
- 17:43Speaker 1: the balls at the near hash mark, more likely than
- 17:46Speaker 1: not they're going to throw the ball and you're going
- 17:48Speaker 1: to throw it to the far hash mark. You know,
- 17:51Speaker 1: there's certain tendencies. So yeah, I don't good luck. I
- 17:56Speaker 1: don't know how that's gonna help anybody other than some
- 17:59Speaker 1: politicians in Texas. Scott from Florida writes, and he says, Ben,
- 18:03Speaker 1: on your previous Sunday monologue about phone numbers, please tell
- 18:09Speaker 1: me you got the Associated Press leak way back in
- 18:13Speaker 1: twenty oh three in your early days there on the radio.
- 18:18Speaker 1: I have kept this all these years and I never
- 18:21Speaker 1: look at it, but your monologue brought me back. Check
- 18:25Speaker 1: out the names.
- 18:26Speaker 3: Man.
- 18:26Speaker 1: You can could certainly make some calls and figure out
- 18:30Speaker 1: what happened to some of those numbers. That's from Scott
- 18:35Speaker 1: in Florida, Nico. Do you remember this story. I don't
- 18:37Speaker 1: know if this was widespread. This is way back. This
- 18:41Speaker 1: goes back twenty almost twenty five years ago. So this
- 18:46Speaker 1: was before the internet, like the internet was like America
- 18:50Speaker 1: Online and stuff like that. It wasn't what it is today.
- 18:53Speaker 1: And they still had these Associated Press wire and the
- 18:57Speaker 1: Associated Press. I would love to know how this happened.
- 19:01Speaker 1: Somebody clicked the wrong desk or the wrong button at
- 19:05Speaker 1: the AP sports desk and accidentally emailed out the entire
- 19:10Speaker 1: rollodex of the Associated Press, which is like, I don't
- 19:17Speaker 1: know how to describe it other than every legendary figure
- 19:21Speaker 1: in sport had their number who was just accidentally sent
- 19:25Speaker 1: out all over the world. And at the time, a
- 19:29Speaker 1: lot of these guys have passed on, but Hank Aaron,
- 19:32Speaker 1: Kareem Abdul Jabbar was part of his legendary figure Sparky Anderson,
- 19:38Speaker 1: the legendary manager from back in the day. I do
- 19:43Speaker 1: have the list in front of me. I have it somewhere, Scott,
- 19:47Speaker 1: you sent me a copy. I appreciate that Yogi Bearra's
- 19:51Speaker 1: number was. I was just it was a ridiculous nig
- 19:54Speaker 1: imagine all of a sudden having the number to every
- 19:57Speaker 1: single legendary figure or in sports, like you just randomly
- 20:01Speaker 1: like call him up, Hey, Terry Bradshaw, What's what's going on? Yeah,
- 20:05Speaker 1: that's that's that's chats. Yeah.
- 20:07Speaker 3: Yeah, that was huge back in the day, right, that
- 20:09Speaker 3: was a huge news story with so many celebrities at
- 20:14Speaker 3: that time being yes, having their phone numbers leaked. And
- 20:18Speaker 3: that's very similar to having your email hated right now,
- 20:22Speaker 3: right and all of a sudden, any emails get leaked,
- 20:25Speaker 3: like John Gruden gets uh uh caught here or or implicated.
- 20:31Speaker 3: But I can I I need to mention something to
- 20:33Speaker 3: your last question there in Texas, Hey, I got to
- 20:36Speaker 3: put a dig out there. Jerry Jones, he knows exactly
- 20:40Speaker 3: what it's like to uh look at the Analympics part
- 20:44Speaker 3: and he got caught with Jamie Fox during that live
- 20:47Speaker 3: stream and he mentioned something on that live stream. So yeah,
- 20:50Speaker 3: in Texas, they they they go in very very particular
- 20:55Speaker 3: with every minute detail, right Jerry.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Jones, Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, that story didn't
- 21:02Speaker 1: have legs. I thought that would have legs. That did not.
- 21:05Speaker 1: That was like a couple of days story and I'm
- 21:08Speaker 1: glad that you got that up. That's Agoing Barry from
- 21:11Speaker 1: Hilton Head, South Carolina, rights in on the Fifth Hour
- 21:14Speaker 1: mail Bag with me Ben and our special guest Nico,
- 21:17Speaker 1: my guest friend of the show, Nico from Vancouver is
- 21:21Speaker 1: in Yo Yo, Ma, Benny and whomever else that's Nico.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Barry it says, what is your position on sending food
- 21:30Speaker 1: back to the kitchen. He also says he's still trying
- 21:33Speaker 1: to get out of South Carolina. The housing market blows chunks. Yeah,
- 21:38Speaker 1: so Barry, My position is, it would have to be
- 21:42Speaker 1: unedible for me to send it back, and anytime, I
- 21:47Speaker 1: cannot stand sending food back because I not that I've
- 21:50Speaker 1: worked in the kitchen, but I've worked with enough people
- 21:53Speaker 1: that have worked at restaurants to know that, depending on
- 21:57Speaker 1: what type of restaurant you're at, there is a very
- 22:00Speaker 1: good chance that if you send food back, the food
- 22:02Speaker 1: that you're going to get back will have somehow been
- 22:05Speaker 1: compromised with contraband. And I don't want to eat contraband
- 22:09Speaker 1: or whatever kind of you know, cooties they put in there.
- 22:12Speaker 1: And so it is, it is the last thing I
- 22:15Speaker 1: would want to do, and if I did do it,
- 22:19Speaker 1: I would have to sweet talk the waiter or something
- 22:23Speaker 1: like that. I can't stand it. And again that's my
- 22:27Speaker 1: position because I just have heard too many horror stories
- 22:31Speaker 1: and seeing too many random things online that I'm like,
- 22:35Speaker 1: oh boy, like what are we doing? What about you, Nigo?
- 22:37Speaker 1: You go out to have a nice meal, Let's say,
- 22:40Speaker 1: like I don't like mushrooms, I'd say they cover my
- 22:43Speaker 1: food with or cover your food with mushrooms. You don't
- 22:45Speaker 1: like mushrooms, what do you do? You make the call, Nico.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Yeah, if you send food back to the to the
- 22:50Speaker 3: back of house, you're putting your life in your own hands.
- 22:53Speaker 3: When that food comes back, good luck. And you're absolutely right,
- 22:57Speaker 3: depending on the restaurant. Yeah, that's that's career suicide when
- 23:01Speaker 3: you're going to take a bite of that burger or
- 23:03Speaker 3: something you don't know what's in there.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, you got one shot. And that's one of
- 23:07Speaker 1: the reasons I get annoyed when we go out to eat,
- 23:10Speaker 1: and I usually eat out, like maybe once a week
- 23:12Speaker 1: or whatever, and you go out to eat and I
- 23:16Speaker 1: need full dedication from the waiter, Nico. And I know
- 23:19Speaker 1: it's kind of cool if you're a waiter not to
- 23:21Speaker 1: write down the order and I delete things, I add
- 23:26Speaker 1: things to my order. And since we, as we've talked about,
- 23:29Speaker 1: I don't send food back, so as an act of kindness,
- 23:34Speaker 1: I would like, I would enjoy if the people involved
- 23:38Speaker 1: would actually write down the order to make sure they
- 23:40Speaker 1: get it right, therefore eliminating or at least limiting the
- 23:45Speaker 1: possibility of me sending the food back because they're going
- 23:48Speaker 1: to get the order right. So that's yeah, that's my
- 23:52Speaker 1: my issue on that. So what else we have? Let's see?
- 23:55Speaker 1: Who do we have? EENI Meeni, Miney mo Lucky Tony
- 23:59Speaker 1: from the Bay Area says, I wanted to put this
- 24:02Speaker 1: on record. I never served in the military and I
- 24:05Speaker 1: am not into that stolen valor blankety blank blank. My
- 24:11Speaker 1: dad is a Marine vett and once on the show
- 24:14Speaker 1: I sang Cadence, but that was just so I could
- 24:18Speaker 1: say puss an ass on the radio and reference Soldier
- 24:23Speaker 1: Field Bears. It says. Now the question, what about Benny
- 24:27Speaker 1: versus the Penny one game early Fridays. Yeah, Tony, it's you.
- 24:35Speaker 1: We're sitting here in May. I'm not I'm not worried
- 24:38Speaker 1: about Benny versus the Penny. I did look at the schedule,
- 24:40Speaker 1: as everyone else did. I was looking at the NFL
- 24:42Speaker 1: schedule like, Wow, that's gonna be very difficult if we
- 24:44Speaker 1: do get the TV show back, because you're gonna have
- 24:48Speaker 1: a Wednesday game. The NFL openers on a Wednesday. You're
- 24:52Speaker 1: gonna have a Thursday game. Rams. I think there's a
- 24:56Speaker 1: a Friday game. I mean it might be a Friday
- 24:58Speaker 1: game and then a Saturday game or a Sunday game.
- 25:01Speaker 1: So but either way, that's that's that's a tough that's
- 25:05Speaker 1: a tough schedule. But I'm glad the Lucky Tony I
- 25:07Speaker 1: missed you. You didn't call on Friday, and I wasn't
- 25:10Speaker 1: in most of the week, so hopefully you'll give his
- 25:11Speaker 1: call at some point. There quite quite the character, Nico
- 25:16Speaker 1: Lucky Tony. I've not met Lucky Tony. He's he's a
- 25:19Speaker 1: real gem, that guy.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard him, heard him when he calls in hilarious.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he's real quick and he's got he's got
- 25:28Speaker 1: some daggers. Alf next up on the mailbag with me,
- 25:31Speaker 1: Ben and our friend Nico. Alf from Bowling's Bar and
- 25:35Speaker 1: Patio in Worcester, says Ben. First off, I'd like to
- 25:38Speaker 1: thank you for taking the time out of your busy
- 25:40Speaker 1: schedule to come all the way across the country to
- 25:43Speaker 1: meet up with some people with whom many have never
- 25:46Speaker 1: so much as called into the show, but have been
- 25:49Speaker 1: entertained by you over the years. You'll you'll never know
- 25:52Speaker 1: how much it means blah blah blah blah blah to
- 25:55Speaker 1: have shared a handshake and some kind words personally. Alf says,
- 25:59Speaker 1: I had a whole big reveal plan with a who
- 26:02Speaker 1: m I game? When I saw you, it all went
- 26:05Speaker 1: out the window. When you gave me a Benny Bear hug.
- 26:08Speaker 1: It made me feel like I was Bella and you
- 26:11Speaker 1: were angry Bill, he says. But seriously, I am one
- 26:16Speaker 1: of those people that just listens, Alf says, I never
- 26:19Speaker 1: call in, and you met each and every one of
- 26:21Speaker 1: us feel important and special. Thank you for introducing me
- 26:24Speaker 1: to others. There says, I'm not the kind of person
- 26:27Speaker 1: that will approach others, but neither of my By the way, Alf,
- 26:31Speaker 1: you know I don't normally do that, and I don't necessarily,
- 26:35Speaker 1: Alf says, have the gift of gab for those I
- 26:37Speaker 1: don't know fair enough. That, combined, Alf says with the
- 26:43Speaker 1: loud atmosphere, made it hard for me to communicate with others.
- 26:47Speaker 1: But it was great to meet fans like Brian from
- 26:49Speaker 1: the West Springfield area that told me that he voted
- 26:52Speaker 1: for me over that Fink ferg dog my words. Also
- 26:57Speaker 1: great to meet Jerry, Andre, Dan to Vito or Nasto,
- 27:01Speaker 1: et cetera. Last, but not least, finally, meeting Coop and Lorena,
- 27:06Speaker 1: along with Missus Maller and Missus Coop are memories that
- 27:09Speaker 1: I will always sherish. Alf says, look forward to hopefully
- 27:13Speaker 1: meeting all of you again, maybe somewhere that the two
- 27:16Speaker 1: of us could carry on a normal conversation and actually
- 27:19Speaker 1: hear most of it and could tell you some of
- 27:23Speaker 1: the million things they wanted to say but forgot fair enough, Alf, Yes,
- 27:27Speaker 1: these things are. It depends where you go. There's a summer, big, summer, small, summer,
- 27:31Speaker 1: medium sized, and there's a lot of ambient noise. It
- 27:35Speaker 1: did not and I talked about this over the weekend, Nico.
- 27:39Speaker 1: But this guy, Mike the Leprechaun. There was a band.
- 27:42Speaker 1: It was an Irish pub in Wooster, and Mike got
- 27:45Speaker 1: on stage. He kicked the band off stage and started
- 27:48Speaker 1: doing a monologue. And there were a bunch of people
- 27:50Speaker 1: drinking beer and whatever, trying to enjoy themselves on a
- 27:53Speaker 1: Saturday night. And they were not just our crowd. There
- 27:56Speaker 1: were other people there and Mike the Leprechaun gets up
- 27:59Speaker 1: there and starts he starts rifting, and it was very awkward.
- 28:02Speaker 1: People are like, what is this guy doing? Was he was?
- 28:06Speaker 1: It was pretty wild. It it was pretty wild. But
- 28:08Speaker 1: it was great to meet Alf and his wife, and
- 28:11Speaker 1: Alf's been a big part of the show for many,
- 28:13Speaker 1: many years, and all the p ones that came out.
- 28:18Speaker 1: It was it was a lot of fun and we
- 28:19Speaker 1: got a good crowd. It was. I was a little
- 28:21Speaker 1: concerned the weather was not good, as I've talked about
- 28:23Speaker 1: it over the weekend here, the rain and whatnot, But
- 28:26Speaker 1: it turned out to be a really good situation in
- 28:29Speaker 1: terms of the crowd that did show up, and everyone
- 28:31Speaker 1: seemed to have a good time. Quang from Ho Chi Minh,
- 28:34Speaker 1: Vietnam Rights Since says Guaranteed human a conundrum is a
- 28:39Speaker 1: highly in tricked. It in tristit confusing or difficult problem
- 28:45Speaker 1: said the man with the microphone with a seemingly impossible solution.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Quang writes in it often refers to a riddle, puzzle
- 28:53Speaker 1: or complex ethical dilemma. He says, chick fils is random.
- 28:58Speaker 1: He says chick fil a cells and eight ounce garbage
- 29:02Speaker 1: garbage garden, herb ranch sauce, squeezable bottle with creamy buttermilk
- 29:08Speaker 1: ranch sauce, et cetera. Is this a conundrum as it
- 29:13Speaker 1: has both a the devil's blood and be your obsessive
- 29:17Speaker 1: love of garlic. Well, it's not a conundrum at all, quaang,
- 29:22Speaker 1: because once you toss the ranch in, I'm out. I
- 29:27Speaker 1: love the garlic and the onion and then the herbs
- 29:30Speaker 1: and all that. That's great. Buttermilk is a relative of
- 29:34Speaker 1: the ranch dressing, so I object all of that. It
- 29:38Speaker 1: is not a conundrum. It is not a quagmire. It's
- 29:41Speaker 1: none of those things. It's an easy pass for me.
- 29:44Speaker 1: It's an easy pass for me there at Chick fil A,
- 29:48Speaker 1: although I did see somewhere that they're gonna have I
- 29:52Speaker 1: think they already have Chick fil A vending machines. How
- 29:55Speaker 1: about that one? Are you gonna I was at the
- 29:58Speaker 1: airport in Boston. I didn't mention. Over the weekend they
- 30:02Speaker 1: had the famous white Castle vending machine.
- 30:07Speaker 3: Nico, Oh, that white Castle vending machine. Nice.
- 30:11Speaker 1: Yeah, they had that in in Boston at Logan. I
- 30:16Speaker 1: have not seen the Chick fil A vending machine. It's
- 30:20Speaker 1: still a little difficult for me to think, but you're
- 30:23Speaker 1: gonna put money in and get a nice delicious sandwich
- 30:26Speaker 1: out of a vending machine like a Chick fil A sandwich.
- 30:30Speaker 1: And are those vending machines gonna be open on Sunday?
- 30:32Speaker 1: What do you think You think they'll be open on
- 30:34Speaker 1: Sunday or no?
- 30:36Speaker 3: Well, I bet you that vending machine for Chick fil
- 30:38Speaker 3: A is probably gonna be better than the vending machine
- 30:41Speaker 3: that you have at the Fox Sports office there for iHeartRadio.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, well, Nico, it'll be newer than forty
- 30:49Speaker 1: years so that's a classic, like thirty five or forty
- 30:53Speaker 1: year old vening machine that we have. We haven't worked,
- 30:57Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know the whole event machine thing.
- 31:01Speaker 1: That's a There's a couple of things in my life.
- 31:03Speaker 1: When I was a kid, food trucks. It was always
- 31:07Speaker 1: terrible food, and now it's become designer food. Like now
- 31:12Speaker 1: food trucks are where the top culinary people go and
- 31:16Speaker 1: develop their craft, and food trucks, I assume it's like
- 31:21Speaker 1: that in Vancouver. I know it's like that in la
- 31:23Speaker 1: where we do the show from where like the really
- 31:26Speaker 1: top restauranteurs that make these amazing weird food dishes are
- 31:32Speaker 1: often in food trucks because it's cheaper. And when I
- 31:36Speaker 1: was growing up, it was like those are the worst man.
- 31:38Speaker 1: They didn't want to eat it a food truck. And
- 31:40Speaker 1: that's changed. But also vending machines. I feel like vending
- 31:42Speaker 1: machines have changed. Like it used to be just put
- 31:46Speaker 1: a couple of back. In the old days, you put
- 31:48Speaker 1: a couple of quarters in, you get a bag of
- 31:50Speaker 1: chips or a candy bar. And now they've got all
- 31:52Speaker 1: these exotic vending machines. You can get all kinds of wow.
- 31:57Speaker 1: So I don't trust it, though, Nico, I don't have
- 31:59Speaker 1: a vending machine.
- 32:00Speaker 3: Many machines have changed. But back in our day, Ben,
- 32:03Speaker 3: what do you mean couple dollars, we'd be putting a
- 32:05Speaker 3: coat hanger in the back through that big slot, trying
- 32:08Speaker 3: to grab stuff from the back. Well, we'd have a
- 32:11Speaker 3: friend trying to shake it to get your stuff out
- 32:13Speaker 3: from the front.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was. It was a three man operation.
- 32:16Speaker 1: You get one guy in the back, one on the side,
- 32:18Speaker 1: and then one in the front and you'd all be
- 32:20Speaker 1: shaking it and shake, rattle and roll. Absolutely, that's that's funny. Uh.
- 32:26Speaker 1: Fer Dog in Fullerton writes, and he says, Hello, Ben
- 32:29Speaker 1: and friend of the show, that's Nico uh Freguard says,
- 32:33Speaker 1: I've told you before, I don't listen to your show
- 32:36Speaker 1: when you're not there, but I'll have to. I'll have
- 32:39Speaker 1: to let you know I listened each and every day
- 32:41Speaker 1: you were gone this week. I was listening from eleven
- 32:45Speaker 1: pm Pacific to eleven oh one pm every night, like
- 32:50Speaker 1: a true p one should. You're welcome and well, thank you,
- 32:53Speaker 1: thank you for that solid one minute for dog. I'm
- 32:56Speaker 1: glad that you got to hear the open. He also says,
- 32:58Speaker 1: why do you even try to small talk with Anthony
- 33:01Speaker 1: and Louisiana. You know he only sees you as an
- 33:05Speaker 1: obstacle in his path to flirt with Lorena. Either you
- 33:10Speaker 1: should let him go straight to Lorena or make it
- 33:13Speaker 1: a game to see how long you can keep the
- 33:16Speaker 1: conversation going before he rudely interrupts you to say, Hey, Lorena,
- 33:22Speaker 1: I haven't been timing your calls with him yet, but
- 33:26Speaker 1: you haven't lasted very long. What do you think. Well,
- 33:30Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up for a dog, because
- 33:32Speaker 1: it has been my goal with Anthony to try to
- 33:36Speaker 1: see how long I can keep him from saying Hey, Lorena,
- 33:43Speaker 1: and the sound of his voice you can tell when
- 33:46Speaker 1: he's on the air how disappointed he is when I
- 33:49Speaker 1: will not allow him to just ask Lorena a hello
- 33:54Speaker 1: question and then flirt with there. He gets genuinely annoyed.
- 33:58Speaker 1: And it was his dream the other night because you
- 34:01Speaker 1: not only had Lorena, Coop was out and so our
- 34:04Speaker 1: friend Brie was there, and so Anthony was like, oh
- 34:08Speaker 1: my god, I got the beautiful Brie. I've got the
- 34:11Speaker 1: amazing Lorena. This was like a dream come true for him.
- 34:14Speaker 1: And then of course he had to put up with
- 34:16Speaker 1: my fat ass and then eventually he just he says
- 34:20Speaker 1: hellone and he just hangs up. It's very odd to me.
- 34:23Speaker 1: It's very odd that that whole dynamic. I don't know
- 34:25Speaker 1: what else to say, but very odd. But anyway, Ryan
- 34:30Speaker 1: from Shrewsbury writes in in the Commonwealth. He says, hey,
- 34:35Speaker 1: Ben and guest, that would be Nico. It was a
- 34:38Speaker 1: pleasure meeting you on Saturday Ben at Bowlands in Worcester.
- 34:42Speaker 1: I have not missed a pod episode over three years.
- 34:46Speaker 1: A big fan of the best of version of the
- 34:48Speaker 1: Overnight Show. Anyway, he says, no question for me this week,
- 34:53Speaker 1: just said he had a good time and all that.
- 34:54Speaker 1: Hope to do it again with his wife. Yeah, I
- 34:57Speaker 1: want to thank you, right, I was hoping we get
- 34:59Speaker 1: to talk a little bit longer. Ryan left somewhat early,
- 35:03Speaker 1: but he was there with his wife. They had gone
- 35:05Speaker 1: to a wedding. I remember Ryan, you had said you
- 35:06Speaker 1: had a wedding. I think it was that that day
- 35:09Speaker 1: or the day before. So you guys were running around
- 35:11Speaker 1: and then the big pain in the behind and the
- 35:14Speaker 1: weather sucked and all that. And I'm happy that I
- 35:16Speaker 1: got to meet you. And I'm sure we'll be back
- 35:18Speaker 1: at some point, and you know, we're somewhere around there
- 35:21Speaker 1: and you can come by and say loo. Although we're
- 35:24Speaker 1: not going to be doing three of these things in
- 35:26Speaker 1: a row. That one and then that's it. That should
- 35:29Speaker 1: be all for the weekend, maybe one and a half.
- 35:33Speaker 1: That's that's about it. Cal from the OC and so
- 35:40Speaker 1: col writes and he says, hey, Ben, and if you're
- 35:44Speaker 1: with anybody whoever, that is the Washington Nationals have gone
- 35:50Speaker 1: viral and I have to know, are you interested in
- 35:53Speaker 1: going to d C to have their newest treat at
- 35:57Speaker 1: the concession Stance. And then he heard about this Nico
- 36:01Speaker 1: they started selling apparently this week. According to cal shoestring
- 36:06Speaker 1: fries made out of crispy fried hot dogs and paired
- 36:12Speaker 1: with Chipotle ranch sauce. Well, I don't need the ranch dressing.
- 36:17Speaker 1: I've been clear about that. Yeah, it's it's fries made
- 36:21Speaker 1: out of hot dogs.
- 36:23Speaker 3: So that sounds absolutely delicious.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't know what would be wrong with it.
- 36:30Speaker 1: It's Burger King didn't I don't know if they still do.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Didn't they have chicken fries, fries made out of little
- 36:37Speaker 1: chicken tenders or something like that. I believe they had
- 36:39Speaker 1: to have.
- 36:40Speaker 3: Burger King had those chicken fries. They had those, and
- 36:43Speaker 3: it's changed now in Canada at least, and now they
- 36:46Speaker 3: had those tiny delicious onion rings back in the day.
- 36:49Speaker 3: That's changed.
- 36:51Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I look this does not look I'm looking
- 36:57Speaker 1: at at a photo here. I mean it's I don't
- 37:01Speaker 1: need the ranch. I can substitute that alvers, like a
- 37:05Speaker 1: barbecue or something like that. I don't necessarily need it.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, I'm looking at it. It looks like it
- 37:13Speaker 3: has like a Chipotle mayo or something. With the picture
- 37:16Speaker 3: I'm seeing. Yeah, oh, they put they put a little
- 37:18Speaker 3: fresh Parsley on it.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Oh this looks ah, you're in let's let's go. Yeah,
- 37:24Speaker 1: there he goes booking a trip right now. Yeah, see that,
- 37:27Speaker 1: that's the only reason to go to a Nationals game.
- 37:29Speaker 1: You could just go and look the other way and
- 37:31Speaker 1: just eat the eat the fries, their shoes, their shoestring
- 37:35Speaker 1: fried hot dog pieces, and uh yeah, it'll look bad.
- 37:39Speaker 1: I'd eat that cow, I'd go, I'd go. I don't
- 37:41Speaker 1: want the sauce, but I you know you can have
- 37:43Speaker 1: You're not my saucenico. I'm good on that. Randy, Randy
- 37:48Speaker 1: from the Bay Rights in of the mail bag, he says, Ben,
- 37:50Speaker 1: do you feel bad for Jake Paul not being allowed
- 37:54Speaker 1: to attend w w E events? All right, First of all, Randy, Uh,
- 38:00Speaker 1: I don't know Jake Paul, I don't know Logan Paul.
- 38:04Speaker 1: I just annoyed by what I know of them, So
- 38:07Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for them. And this is all
- 38:09Speaker 1: part of their shtick. And I don't know what happened.
- 38:12Speaker 1: I'm not an expert on relations between Jake Paul and
- 38:16Speaker 1: Dana White. I know there was some kind of beef
- 38:19Speaker 1: that happened between those guys, and I'm not sure exactly
- 38:22Speaker 1: how deep it goes. I just know from the people
- 38:25Speaker 1: I deal with in my world that know Dana White.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Of all the people you don't want to get on
- 38:31Speaker 1: the bad side of, Dana White is in like the
- 38:33Speaker 1: top one percent of people you don't want to be
- 38:36Speaker 1: on the bad side of, because he will mess you
- 38:39Speaker 1: up if he has the opportunity. From what I've heard,
- 38:42Speaker 1: So I don't feel bad. Do you follow any of this, Nico,
- 38:47Speaker 1: any of the Paul Brothers or wrestling or any of
- 38:50Speaker 1: that stuff. Are you in any of that world?
- 38:52Speaker 3: Well, obviously there's a huge fight put on by Jake
- 38:55Speaker 3: Paul tomorrow will Saturday, So it depends when you listen
- 38:59Speaker 3: to this podcast already come out or you haven't seen
- 39:02Speaker 3: it just yet. But also the fact that Dana White,
- 39:06Speaker 3: he looks like Kingpin from Spider Man. I don't know
- 39:09Speaker 3: if I don't think that's the guy you want to
- 39:12Speaker 3: be messing around with. Yes, obviously he has a video
- 39:15Speaker 3: out there. He throws punches. Whether you're a female or
- 39:19Speaker 3: a male, he will take care of you.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Well, he's equal opportunity Dana White. Yeah. I again, I
- 39:27Speaker 1: don't know Randy much about that world. I'm happy that
- 39:33Speaker 1: Apparently both Jake Paul and Logan Paul have fully monetized
- 39:38Speaker 1: their social media celebrities, so good for them. Reggie from
- 39:42Speaker 1: Detroit writes in on the mail bag and he says, Ben,
- 39:47Speaker 1: are you going to do a six line salute when
- 39:50Speaker 1: you get back on the radio for the Cars for
- 39:54Speaker 1: Kids jingle? Which will be going away? He says, and
- 39:59Speaker 1: it is apparently true. Who Now, I don't even know
- 40:01Speaker 1: if this is a thing you know about Nico being
- 40:03Speaker 1: in Vancouver. It's a very famous I'm assuming you've heard
- 40:07Speaker 1: it somewhere along the way, even if it's not on
- 40:10Speaker 1: radio in Vancouver. But the Cars for Kids jingle.
- 40:14Speaker 3: Kars cars for Kids.
- 40:17Speaker 1: Yes, yes, exactly exactly. They give out the number eight
- 40:21Speaker 1: seven seven Cars for Kids, whatever it is. And so
- 40:26Speaker 1: this has now the story this week, and it is true, Reggie.
- 40:30Speaker 1: That's the state of California. The geniuses and the People's
- 40:34Speaker 1: Republic of California have now pulled the plug on the
- 40:38Speaker 1: Cars for Kids jingle. This is after a lawsuit. So
- 40:43Speaker 1: this guy, this goes back five years twenty twenty one.
- 40:46Speaker 1: This guy who lives in California sued the charity, claiming
- 40:51Speaker 1: that he donated his car after hearing repeatedly the jingle
- 40:57Speaker 1: is just a total thing that gets in your brain
- 41:00Speaker 1: and you just it's a mind worm. You can't get
- 41:02Speaker 1: it out. And and he thought it would help underprivileged
- 41:06Speaker 1: children in California. Well, it turns out that the corner
- 41:11Speaker 1: of this lawsuit cars for kids. It actually helps out
- 41:16Speaker 1: kids in the New York, New Jersey area. It's like
- 41:19Speaker 1: an orthodox charity in that area, and that most of
- 41:24Speaker 1: the money goes to that. And so anyway, they the court,
- 41:29Speaker 1: the judge in California said that they violated the California
- 41:33Speaker 1: law as I understand it, because it's unfair the way
- 41:37Speaker 1: the song goes, the jingle and all that they failed
- 41:41Speaker 1: to disclose that the donations primarily will not go to
- 41:45Speaker 1: kids in California. So they have thirty days, I guess
- 41:49Speaker 1: less than that now to get rid of the jingle.
- 41:54Speaker 1: And it's one of those things. When I got into
- 41:57Speaker 1: radio nico I, it was a detail end of the jingles.
- 42:01Speaker 1: There were radio stations that still played jingles. And I
- 42:05Speaker 1: love jingles. I think they're the coolest thing in the world.
- 42:10Speaker 1: And if I owned a radio station, I would have
- 42:14Speaker 1: jingles my childhood. And I'm gonna date myself with some
- 42:19Speaker 1: of this, but I remember certain advertisers. For example, if
- 42:24Speaker 1: I and I'll say this randomly on the radio, so
- 42:26Speaker 1: I'll say pop pop phizz fizz. Oh, what a relief
- 42:29Speaker 1: it is. That's a commercial from when I was a kid, right,
- 42:33Speaker 1: Or I wish I was an Oscar Meyer reader, you know.
- 42:38Speaker 1: And that's another jingle from a commercial when I was
- 42:41Speaker 1: a kid. Or I don't want to grow up, I
- 42:43Speaker 1: want to be a Toys r Us kid. These are
- 42:46Speaker 1: all jingles from my youth. I am an older dude
- 42:50Speaker 1: now and I still remember all of those jingles and
- 42:54Speaker 1: I can recite them. I love them. They're wonderful, and
- 42:59Speaker 1: for some reason we got away from them, and that
- 43:02Speaker 1: Cars for Kids thing was the last. I don't want
- 43:05Speaker 1: to say the last, but it was really the last
- 43:08Speaker 1: longest running jingle which is an earworm and your brain
- 43:13Speaker 1: just replays it involuntarily and all that. Do you have
- 43:16Speaker 1: a favorite jingle, Nico, and you are these the same
- 43:20Speaker 1: jingles you heard in Canada or you have different jingles
- 43:23Speaker 1: that you have that we don't have here in Vancouver. Yeah,
- 43:28Speaker 1: you know.
- 43:28Speaker 3: I got to talk about this Cars for Kids because
- 43:30Speaker 3: there was two key things that we learned here. First
- 43:33Speaker 3: thing is this lawsuit's been going on since twenty twenty one,
- 43:36Speaker 3: which I found shocking, so for five years. The second
- 43:39Speaker 3: thing is this company for cars for kids. They're taking
- 43:43Speaker 3: in forty five million dollars annually. Who is donating these
- 43:48Speaker 3: types of cars for them to take in forty million dollars?
- 43:52Speaker 1: I did not see that. That is a massive That
- 43:54Speaker 1: is a massive money. But it's a great what a
- 43:56Speaker 1: great racket because like even a total beater car that
- 44:00Speaker 1: had nothing left, it's still the metal, and like you
- 44:03Speaker 1: can you can make money from parts of the car
- 44:06Speaker 1: even I don't. People can donate cars that aren't drivable,
- 44:09Speaker 1: I guess, and all that stuff. But yeah, forty five
- 44:11Speaker 1: million is wow. That is next level. That is uh,
- 44:17Speaker 1: that is outstanding. My god. All right, moving on from that,
- 44:21Speaker 1: what else do we have? I'm trying to think. I'm
- 44:22Speaker 1: trying to think of there any other jingle? I use one,
- 44:24Speaker 1: you know, I use one the other night in Nico.
- 44:26Speaker 1: It's not really a jingle, but I guess it kind
- 44:28Speaker 1: of is Recalla.
- 44:32Speaker 3: That was Or how about the best part of waiting?
- 44:36Speaker 1: Yeah, bolder in your cup? There you go. I love it.
- 44:41Speaker 1: I love it back in the nineties, there was this
- 44:45Speaker 1: place called Chili's and they had in the US anyway,
- 44:49Speaker 1: if they had it in Canada, but they had. I
- 44:50Speaker 1: want my baby back, Baby bag Baby. That's one of
- 44:54Speaker 1: the all time great ones too, all right, I love it.
- 44:57Speaker 1: I love it. Good email question by Reggie in Detroit.
- 45:00Speaker 1: I know we're going long here, so we do a
- 45:02Speaker 1: couple more with our buddy Nico on the mail bag.
- 45:06Speaker 1: He says, Hey, Benny, are you gonna go thumbs up?
- 45:09Speaker 1: Or this is Mike from Las Vegas. He says thumbs
- 45:12Speaker 1: up or thumbs down on torts the Golden Knights. I
- 45:18Speaker 1: saw this, so the Golden Knights law. They beat the
- 45:21Speaker 1: Ducks to advance in the Stanley Cup playoffs last week
- 45:26Speaker 1: and then violated Stanley Cup media protocols with John Tortorella,
- 45:32Speaker 1: who got fined one hundred thousand dollars, the coach of
- 45:35Speaker 1: the team in Vancouver or not Vancouver and used to
- 45:38Speaker 1: coach in Vancouver in Vegas and also according to the
- 45:44Speaker 1: according to Mike here, they lost a second round draft
- 45:47Speaker 1: pick the Golden the Vegas Golden Knights for violating media regulations.
- 45:54Speaker 1: That is intense. I'll go thumbs I love Torts, my
- 45:58Speaker 1: favorite hockey coach. We sucked at a time you cannot suck.
- 46:01Speaker 1: That's a John Tortorella quote, one of my all time
- 46:03Speaker 1: grave favorite quotes from anyone other than like Tomulus Sword
- 46:07Speaker 1: or something like that, or the late Lee Ilia. Yeah,
- 46:12Speaker 1: it's a big though. The NHL has always complained my
- 46:15Speaker 1: entire life, Nico. The people in hockey have complained. They
- 46:19Speaker 1: have said, listen, we need more media attention and we're
- 46:24Speaker 1: not getting enough media. And I know things have changed.
- 46:26Speaker 1: The media is different now than it used to be
- 46:28Speaker 1: when we were growing up, but it's still a big deal.
- 46:30Speaker 1: It's still more people pay attention to the mainstream media
- 46:34Speaker 1: than people like to give credit to. And to not
- 46:38Speaker 1: send the players out and not open the locker room
- 46:41Speaker 1: and all that. Yeah, you can't. You're contractually obligated. Whether
- 46:45Speaker 1: you like this or not. It's in every standard contract.
- 46:47Speaker 1: The Boiler play to these contracts. These guys have to
- 46:50Speaker 1: talk to the media. And I love Torts and all that,
- 46:53Speaker 1: and he's my guy. You know, you just gotta you know,
- 46:56Speaker 1: you gotta do it. You don't have to say anything.
- 46:58Speaker 1: You can just give cliche answers, but you got to
- 47:00Speaker 1: at least make some kind of effort there.
- 47:02Speaker 3: So yeah, he could have just easily said I'm here,
- 47:04Speaker 3: so I don't get fine, But did you see that
- 47:07Speaker 3: Mitch Marner goal in the first period? I think it
- 47:10Speaker 3: was I don't know if you've seen it.
- 47:12Speaker 1: But yeah, wow yeah wo. How And if if Vegas
- 47:16Speaker 1: ends up winning, are they going to have to send
- 47:18Speaker 1: to our friends in Toronto? If Mitch Marner is on
- 47:21Speaker 1: the you know this team and they end up winning,
- 47:23Speaker 1: what's gonna happen to the Maple Leaf fans? What do
- 47:26Speaker 1: you think they're going to do over there?
- 47:27Speaker 3: Not that that's going to be a riot, they're gonna
- 47:30Speaker 3: be Yeah, And they hired probably well right now, one
- 47:33Speaker 3: of the worst gms possible to tag along with Matt Sundeen.
- 47:37Speaker 3: So this is not looking good for the Leaves.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be well. I remember when he played
- 47:44Speaker 1: for the Leaves. It was all wow, this guy's yeah,
- 47:45Speaker 1: you just can't get it done in the big moment
- 47:47Speaker 1: and all that, and there most pretty much everyone with
- 47:50Speaker 1: the Maple least my entire life. That's always not that
- 47:52Speaker 1: I'm a hockey guy, Nico. Occasionally I'll occasionally, you know,
- 47:55Speaker 1: watch hockey, and it's always the same arguments like, well,
- 47:58Speaker 1: these guys, you know, you put on that maple sweater
- 48:01Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you choke in big games,
- 48:03Speaker 1: all right, Sam from Kentucky writes in he says, Ben,
- 48:07Speaker 1: are you ready for the World Cup? No? I'm not.
- 48:11Speaker 1: I need to get ready. I actually I will pay
- 48:13Speaker 1: attention to the World Cup. I know, Nico, you're you're
- 48:15Speaker 1: a soccer guy for football as everyone else calls it.
- 48:18Speaker 1: Your son's a big star, and it's gonna be a
- 48:21Speaker 1: great young guy making his way through the soccer world.
- 48:24Speaker 1: But Sam sent a couple of stories here, so I
- 48:26Speaker 1: think this is actually perfect for you, Nico, and we'll
- 48:28Speaker 1: see you have some takes on this. I have some takes.
- 48:31Speaker 1: So the World Cup has confirmed, according to Sam, he
- 48:35Speaker 1: sent me a couple of these stories, the World Cup
- 48:37Speaker 1: has confirmed a super Bowl style halftime show at the final,
- 48:43Speaker 1: and they're gonna have. According to this, Shakira, Madonna and
- 48:48Speaker 1: several other huge name artists will be performing at the
- 48:52Speaker 1: World Cup final. How long is halftime at the World Cup?
- 48:57Speaker 1: Is it longer than the Super Bowl or is it shorter?
- 49:00Speaker 1: I don't even know. I have no idea how long
- 49:02Speaker 1: that is. Say it's the first ever halftime show in
- 49:06Speaker 1: World Cup final history. So is that true if they've
- 49:10Speaker 1: never done that before.
- 49:11Speaker 3: No, this is also the first year where they're doing
- 49:14Speaker 3: commercial breaks. They're doing water breaks on the field, on
- 49:17Speaker 3: the pitch and so that they can monetize on the
- 49:20Speaker 3: commercial breaks. So it's never really happened before ever.
- 49:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that was always the argument, right, was
- 49:26Speaker 1: that that was the thing that really hurt from a
- 49:28Speaker 1: TV standpoint the sport because they didn't have the traditional
- 49:33Speaker 1: built in TV timeouts like football and basketball, they just
- 49:37Speaker 1: have built in time Baseball has timeouts. Every half inning,
- 49:40Speaker 1: there's a timeout, but they don't have that in in soccer.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Sam also sent this in he says World Cup ticket
- 49:47Speaker 1: to one game. He says, it was revealed that it
- 49:50Speaker 1: would cost a Haitian soccer fan almost twenty five years
- 49:56Speaker 1: of salary to attend the opening game the World Cup
- 50:01Speaker 1: against Scotland. Twenty five years of salary. Oh my god,
- 50:09Speaker 1: man alive, are you gonna be able to go Nicote
- 50:11Speaker 1: any of these games? I know your son's obviously a
- 50:14Speaker 1: big soccer guy and making his way through that world
- 50:17Speaker 1: and all that. I guess there's games all over, right,
- 50:20Speaker 1: It's not just on the West coast. It'll be games
- 50:22Speaker 1: in New York and Boston. So I guess you can
- 50:24Speaker 1: pick your poison where you want to go, right.
- 50:26Speaker 3: Yeah, there's going to be everywhere. In Mexico they have
- 50:29Speaker 3: three three cities out there that are going to host games.
- 50:32Speaker 3: But no the amount of people that are going to
- 50:34Speaker 3: be out there, and obviously we know with this being
- 50:37Speaker 3: the global sport, even though in the NFL says otherwise,
- 50:41Speaker 3: But yeah, there's going to be so many people, and
- 50:44Speaker 3: too many people create too many problems.
- 50:47Speaker 1: That is true. That is that is true. And you
- 50:50Speaker 1: can sit in your home on a nice sofa and
- 50:52Speaker 1: have as many drinks and snacks as you want, you
- 50:55Speaker 1: can watch and you know, have some fun and all that.
- 50:59Speaker 1: I am looking forward to the World Cup because I
- 51:01Speaker 1: know there's going to be a lot of I always
- 51:04Speaker 1: look for the story within the story, Like the soccer
- 51:06Speaker 1: stuff's cool and all that, but it's really about what
- 51:08Speaker 1: goes on around the games. That's always the stuff that
- 51:12Speaker 1: makes for good talk radio. So much like in previous
- 51:15Speaker 1: World Cups, when we've talked about the different storylines where
- 51:19Speaker 1: somebody inevitably will piss off an entire country and then
- 51:23Speaker 1: there'll be that story and then the you know, coach
- 51:25Speaker 1: will say something stupid and then that'll be good for
- 51:28Speaker 1: a couple of days. And so so that's all good.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Eric from Tampa writes in on the mail bag. He says, hey, hey, Ben,
- 51:40Speaker 1: are you concerned if you go to France about the deer?
- 51:44Speaker 1: And he of course. I don't know why he phrased
- 51:47Speaker 1: it this way, because I've never been to France and
- 51:50Speaker 1: I'm not concerned about deer. But according to police in
- 51:52Speaker 1: France Nico, they are now warning drivers to be on
- 51:56Speaker 1: high alert for drunk deer that have been over indulging
- 52:01Speaker 1: infirmated fermented fruits around France. It's that time of the year,
- 52:07Speaker 1: and I guess these deer are getting hammered and they're
- 52:09Speaker 1: going out and they're walking in traffic. What could possibly
- 52:13Speaker 1: go wrong? What could possibly go wrong with that? Yeah?
- 52:20Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what else to add to that.
- 52:22Speaker 1: That's that's outs Watch out for Bambi, Yeah, exactly. Disney
- 52:28Speaker 1: can remake Bambie do that? Why not? What else we have?
- 52:31Speaker 1: Eric in Ohios has been it was great. Meaning you
- 52:35Speaker 1: in Kentucky a couple of weeks back. I hope you'll
- 52:39Speaker 1: come back soon here we can go to a Reds game.
- 52:41Speaker 1: Sounds like you and Robbie and the gang had a
- 52:44Speaker 1: good time. Yeah. I have a lot of fun with
- 52:45Speaker 1: Robbie and Queen rocks In and Tommy from Atlanta. And
- 52:49Speaker 1: I can't close the deal. Neil and his son that
- 52:52Speaker 1: was That was a very good time, he says, Ben.
- 52:54Speaker 1: I know you work in Sherman Oaks. Have you ever
- 52:57Speaker 1: run into Britney Spears? No? Oh, I have not.
- 53:01Speaker 3: Oh.
- 53:01Speaker 1: I did see this story in Nico. This is a
- 53:02Speaker 1: great story from page six and TMZ this week. The
- 53:06Speaker 1: iconic singer Britney Spears not iconic anymore. But she got
- 53:11Speaker 1: into a I don't know what to describe this. She
- 53:15Speaker 1: made a hullablue at a bar called the Blue Dog
- 53:22Speaker 1: Tavern in Sherman Oaks, California. And I do not want
- 53:25Speaker 1: to exaggerate this, Nico. This bar is roughly a block
- 53:31Speaker 1: and a half from where I've worked the last almost
- 53:34Speaker 1: thirty years of my life. It's right down the street.
- 53:37Speaker 1: It's literally a block away from the Fox Sports radio
- 53:40Speaker 1: compound there the iHeartMedia building in Sherman Oaks. And I
- 53:44Speaker 1: just love the fact that Britney Spears, who was at
- 53:48Speaker 1: least for a couple of years, the most famous female
- 53:51Speaker 1: singer that America had in that age group. And she's
- 53:55Speaker 1: out there at this little dive bar in Sherman Oaks
- 54:00Speaker 1: and she I guess, she walked in with a guy
- 54:03Speaker 1: and a gal and they walked around the restaurant. She
- 54:06Speaker 1: was holding a knife. At one point she lit a
- 54:09Speaker 1: cigarette near the door, which of course is illegal everywhere
- 54:11Speaker 1: in California. And then they said her table looked like
- 54:15Speaker 1: a toddler had been there, with food everywhere. It was
- 54:18Speaker 1: just a mess, and all that. She's obviously got a
- 54:20Speaker 1: few issues, more than a few issues and all that.
- 54:24Speaker 1: But my goodness, Britney Spears, that's crazy that area and
- 54:31Speaker 1: Nico will have to get you in there. At some point.
- 54:33Speaker 1: Right above where we broadcast is this neighborhood called bell Air,
- 54:37Speaker 1: which is a famous La neighborhood. A lot of the
- 54:39Speaker 1: Subbys live, and I guess they're so bored where they live.
- 54:42Speaker 1: They all come down and shop and hang out at
- 54:45Speaker 1: the bars and restaurants right around where we do the
- 54:48Speaker 1: show from. And it's really wild at night because a
- 54:50Speaker 1: lot of these guys have these exotic race cars and
- 54:54Speaker 1: they'll drive around when I'm doing the show in the
- 54:58Speaker 1: middle of the night, and they'll race down Ventura Boulevard
- 55:01Speaker 1: and se pal Buta and and but you'll see him
- 55:04Speaker 1: like the Whole Foods Market or you know, different restaurants
- 55:08Speaker 1: around time. But I've not run into Britney Spears. I'd
- 55:11Speaker 1: love to have her on the podcast though, if she'd
- 55:13Speaker 1: come on. I mean, she's probably got some amazing stories
- 55:15Speaker 1: to tell about her situation. All right, On that note,
- 55:18Speaker 1: I think we'll get out. We've gone along here, Nico.
- 55:20Speaker 1: You know your time is very viable. Thank you for
- 55:22Speaker 1: being part of this. I wanted to get you on here.
- 55:24Speaker 1: We rotate some folks through the mailbag every Sunday here
- 55:29Speaker 1: and it's been great. You were You've been a big
- 55:31Speaker 1: friend of the show, Nico, and I wish you best
- 55:34Speaker 1: of luck with your son. I know he's he's cranking up.
- 55:37Speaker 1: He's coming back right he's on the injured list right now.
- 55:39Speaker 1: But we'll be back in a couple of weeks and
- 55:41Speaker 1: then back out traveling all over the place. I imagined
- 55:44Speaker 1: the soccer events and whatnot, so exciting times with that,
- 55:48Speaker 1: and thank you for listening and all that. We appreciate
- 55:51Speaker 1: your time.
- 55:52Speaker 3: Thank you Malan militia.
- 55:55Speaker 1: Outstanding and we will be back tonight, regular week, no
- 55:59Speaker 1: day days off. I will be there on the radio
- 56:03Speaker 1: show eleven pm in the West, two am in the
- 56:06Speaker 1: East all week long as we break down the NBA
- 56:09Speaker 1: playoffs and everything else. And we will catch you later
- 56:13Speaker 1: as Dick and Dayton would say bye bye later.
- 56:18Speaker 3: Skater