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- 0:02Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised.
- 0:16Speaker 3: The Woody Showy, This is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Good morning everybody,
- 0:49Speaker 2: and a happy Halloween to you. Yeah Halloween. Today is
- 0:54Speaker 2: October the thirty first, twenty twenty five, and today is Friday. Yes, yes, nice,
- 1:04Speaker 2: we have arrived. We made it to the end of
- 1:05Speaker 2: another week. Thank you for being here. We are at
- 1:07Speaker 2: the Woodies Show. I'm one of that's Greg Gory. Hey,
- 1:10Speaker 2: we got Menace.
- 1:11Speaker 4: What is that Boody?
- 1:11Speaker 2: Gina Grant more of seamss is right there. I'm like what,
- 1:14Speaker 2: Sammy's right there, Morgan's over here, I see, Vaughn is here,
- 1:19Speaker 2: Board's here, Menji's here. You're here, and we're ready to
- 1:22Speaker 2: get through it as quickly as we can.
- 1:24Speaker 4: It is Friday.
- 1:25Speaker 2: It is the Woodie Show. Let's do it well, it's Friday.
- 1:35Speaker 2: So we got the duy Q that'll be our dumbass
- 1:38Speaker 2: contest today. Also the Friday fail stories. We got some
- 1:41Speaker 2: of the trending news headlines, entertainment stuff, Birthday's porn of birthday,
- 1:45Speaker 2: you know, the hush yeah, you know. But today it's
- 1:48Speaker 2: also the day where Medce, and I will reveal the
- 1:51Speaker 2: grand prize winner who will fly to Dubai. Yes, Medison,
- 1:57Speaker 2: I had a conversation. We have a may a decision.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Out of the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people
- 2:05Speaker 2: that submitted an application to try to be this person,
- 2:08Speaker 2: only one person, only one person will go. Was there
- 2:11Speaker 2: a lot of back and forth between you two.
- 2:13Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, oh, you know, I really like this
- 2:16Speaker 5: guy's voice. I can listen to that for like, you know,
- 2:22Speaker 5: sixteen hours.
- 2:24Speaker 2: I really I really left a lot of it to
- 2:26Speaker 2: to Menace and what he thought. I personally don't really
- 2:30Speaker 2: care because Medica, the one of is gonna spending even
- 2:33Speaker 2: more time because he's the one leaving the airport. I
- 2:35Speaker 2: am going to go doing the sight scene. I think
- 2:37Speaker 2: each of you will have your own private suite. Not
- 2:41Speaker 2: that I'm not gonna I won't socialize, of course I'll socialize,
- 2:44Speaker 2: but I'm saying, of the two of us, Medicine was
- 2:46Speaker 2: going to be spending the majority of the time, and
- 2:48Speaker 2: really this whole thing is then the Menace birthday month,
- 2:52Speaker 2: you know, experience. This is what he's been wanting for
- 2:54Speaker 2: all these years, and it's like, finally gonna actually happen.
- 2:57Speaker 2: You can tell the winner. Hey, I'm meeting at the
- 2:59Speaker 2: bar and player. Yeah, but well, uh you know, well
- 3:02Speaker 2: now too the grand prize winner is that's that's gonna
- 3:04Speaker 2: be come it. Yeah, and today's the last day of
- 3:06Speaker 2: MENACE's birthday month. That's it. We did it in after
- 3:11Speaker 2: hours voicemail Menace. Somebody had something to say.
- 3:14Speaker 6: For it from.
- 3:17Speaker 7: I just got to say minutes you have a hack
- 3:20Speaker 7: actually like that Craft Mac and cheese with just butter
- 3:24Speaker 7: fire up?
- 3:26Speaker 2: Thank you? So how crazy that butters?
- 3:31Speaker 5: I know, and people are just discovering. This is how
- 3:34Speaker 5: I've been making it pretty much my whole life. People
- 3:36Speaker 5: think you got to follow the instructions exactly. Are they
- 3:38Speaker 5: as they are in the box of Kraft Mac Running Cheese.
- 3:41Speaker 5: But the way that Menace makes the Kraft Mac Running
- 3:43Speaker 5: cheese is he just skips the milk part, right. He says,
- 3:47Speaker 5: you don't want to water it, you know, so you
- 3:49Speaker 5: skip the milk and you just use a half a
- 3:51Speaker 5: stick of butter instead of the what is it the quarter?
- 3:56Speaker 2: Yeah, some tablespoon garbage. Yeah yeah, something like that.
- 4:01Speaker 5: Anyway, and it taste it tastes extra cheesy too.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's just like a because it depends on
- 4:08Speaker 2: what kind of milky people using. My mom always bought
- 4:11Speaker 2: skim to talk about watering it down.
- 4:15Speaker 5: What you do which that sucked on cereal. It's give
- 4:20Speaker 5: you a full breakdown real quick. You take a conder
- 4:23Speaker 5: and then you you dump all the noodles in there
- 4:25Speaker 5: and make sure you get it all dry. Then put
- 4:28Speaker 5: it back into you know, whatever you cooked it in.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Do you rinse it? Rinse it? Yeah? I always rinse.
- 4:35Speaker 8: You're supposed to keep it just mega clump. No, because
- 4:38Speaker 8: it's just mega clump. That's that's for you're thinking of
- 4:41Speaker 8: regular pasta gena. This is powder and butter. I don't personally.
- 4:46Speaker 5: I put it back in there and then I I
- 4:49Speaker 5: tear open the cheese packet, sprinkle it on the top,
- 4:52Speaker 5: and then I dump dump in there the half a
- 4:54Speaker 5: stick of butter, and then I just swirl it around
- 4:57Speaker 5: and it just becomes orange.
- 5:00Speaker 2: And we can recommend the pizza and the flavor. Although
- 5:04Speaker 2: it was awesome, I liked the ranch better than I
- 5:06Speaker 2: liked to Pizza Flavor one. But I've been craving Kraft
- 5:09Speaker 2: mac running and cheese since then.
- 5:10Speaker 9: I know I loved both of them, but they did.
- 5:13Speaker 9: Like Sammy said, make me just want.
- 5:15Speaker 2: The regular Greg, do you want the good story or
- 5:21Speaker 2: the story you're gonna hate first, let's get hate out
- 5:24Speaker 2: of the way. Hate all right, So Greg, you'll love it. Oh,
- 5:27Speaker 2: it's no, You're not gonna like this one at all.
- 5:30Speaker 2: It's from Australia. Family was out on the beach and
- 5:35Speaker 2: they spotted something sticking out of the sand. They walked
- 5:38Speaker 2: up to it and realized it was a bottle with
- 5:40Speaker 2: a message in it. Fun somebody, yep, hate it. Yeah,
- 5:47Speaker 2: Greg hates these stories.
- 5:48Speaker 9: Not quaint, they're not amusing. It's littering and we shouldn't
- 5:52Speaker 9: celebrate that.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, he he hates it. It sucks. Yeah,
- 5:57Speaker 2: I get it.
- 5:57Speaker 8: Well, but maybe maybe it's like it was a secret
- 6:00Speaker 8: recipe for a world peace or something really important, or
- 6:04Speaker 8: something that couldn't have been like given to a relation.
- 6:06Speaker 2: It had to be in a bottle, not just I'm
- 6:08Speaker 2: some brady kid in school who was sending a letter
- 6:11Speaker 2: to the future. Well, they opened it up and they
- 6:13Speaker 2: realized that it was a message from one hundred and
- 6:16Speaker 2: nine years ago. That person's mega dad. Now that's kind
- 6:21Speaker 2: of interesting. It contained two letters from a World War
- 6:24Speaker 2: One soldier or World War eleven written back in nineteen sixteen.
- 6:33Speaker 2: Is cool. The letters inside written in pencil, still legible
- 6:38Speaker 2: after all this time. They think that the bottle kind
- 6:40Speaker 2: of stayed buried in the dunes for decades until erosion
- 6:43Speaker 2: finally revealed it.
- 6:44Speaker 8: Yeah, Rosia.
- 6:46Speaker 2: So here's the mom and the little girl who found
- 6:49Speaker 2: it talking about their experience on the local news. And
- 6:51Speaker 2: again this is from Australia, so fun accent ahead of you, guys.
- 6:54Speaker 10: She picked it up and said, oh Dad, this bottle's
- 6:57Speaker 10: pretty cool. It's very thick glass, and it's got messages
- 7:00Speaker 10: and we better take it home. We're very emotional about
- 7:02Speaker 10: it because unfortunately Malcolm lost his life in the war
- 7:06Speaker 10: a year later. It's very emotional, but we're also very
- 7:09Speaker 10: excited that we found it because we've made it into
- 7:12Speaker 10: something really special for the family.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Yeah, how did they know I give this one?
- 7:17Speaker 1: Next?
- 7:18Speaker 2: Cer know that he died a year later? I'm sure
- 7:21Speaker 2: there's records. Yeah, they tracked people.
- 7:23Speaker 5: Yeahs and now, Greg, which one would you rather take
- 7:28Speaker 5: if you had to take one?
- 7:29Speaker 2: Member?
- 7:29Speaker 5: I told you that I found like a whole thing
- 7:32Speaker 5: of balloons with a note on it, like in the Wetlands,
- 7:36Speaker 5: where like you know, wildlife is OK. And it was
- 7:39Speaker 5: from like a school way. It was one hundred miles away.
- 7:41Speaker 2: That's way worse. I agree, that's doing a bottle.
- 7:44Speaker 9: Over balloons any day because it doesn't it's not doing
- 7:47Speaker 9: that much damage.
- 7:48Speaker 2: It's not going to knock your power out. Oh so, Greg,
- 7:51Speaker 2: I was, you know, getting my pilot's license and doing
- 7:53Speaker 2: some flying the other day. Flew right past this balloon.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Oh yeah, about like seven thousand feet. Thought about that. Yeah,
- 8:01Speaker 2: it's just floating by. You don't have had to get
- 8:04Speaker 2: caught up in the engine, avoid, did you wish? I
- 8:09Speaker 2: just figured someone's dog died and they were sending it
- 8:11Speaker 2: off to having like a message to Heaven.
- 8:15Speaker 4: I hate that so much.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I do have a story in the news about a dog.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Guess what kind of dog you guys, No, it's about
- 8:24Speaker 2: a pit bull. So the two year old Jalen Johnson
- 8:31Speaker 2: went missing from his Tampa home overnight sparked a large
- 8:36Speaker 2: search effort involving more than two hundred officers and specialized units,
- 8:40Speaker 2: and you're by residentventually found him safe, with the family's
- 8:44Speaker 2: pit bull having stayed by his side the entire time,
- 8:48Speaker 2: protecting his food. Yeah, he was protecting me. It was
- 8:52Speaker 2: just too full For's parents are relieved, and they expressed
- 8:55Speaker 2: gratitude for the community support because they're loyal and cute,
- 9:00Speaker 2: smart and they never rip your arm off. Nope, no,
- 9:03Speaker 2: mine don't never exactly. I just uh, I just saw
- 9:05Speaker 2: a story the other day about another person that got
- 9:07Speaker 2: torn apart. But and of course now it's like I
- 9:10Speaker 2: think about Greg every time I see one of these stories.
- 9:12Speaker 2: They didn't even say what the dog was. Yeah, They'm like,
- 9:13Speaker 2: all right, maybe this won't be And of course nine
- 9:16Speaker 2: point nine times out of tan.
- 9:20Speaker 8: You send your text, and we know that all dogs
- 9:22Speaker 8: can bite, it's pit bulls do a lot more damage.
- 9:24Speaker 2: The extra bite. Why people aren't allowed to own bazookas. Right,
- 9:28Speaker 2: there's a difference between like the shredder that you use
- 9:30Speaker 2: for your mail and those ones that can take out
- 9:32Speaker 2: little propane tanks, the cho tree stops. Have you have
- 9:35Speaker 2: you seen that? I've watched those videos so much now,
- 9:39Speaker 2: size Yeah, God, I sawes. I saw one the other day.
- 9:46Speaker 2: They threw in a hole, you know, like those mailboxes
- 9:50Speaker 2: they have on street corners. They threw a whole mailbox.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Up.
- 9:56Speaker 2: It was awesome. Can we go to one of these things.
- 10:00Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We got
- 10:03Speaker 2: some more Friday Woody Show for you. Next, hang on, Woody.
- 10:10Speaker 11: Show.
- 10:12Speaker 5: What's up Woody Show Podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a
- 10:15Speaker 5: heads up if you want to come meet myself and Borts.
- 10:18Speaker 5: We're gonna be at Raising Canes the grand opening on
- 10:21Speaker 5: Sunset Boulevard November fourth.
- 10:24Speaker 2: It's a Tuesday. We have a ton of giveaways one
- 10:26Speaker 2: pm to three pm. That's this upcoming Tuesday, November fourth,
- 10:30Speaker 2: sixty eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles.
- 10:34Speaker 5: We'll see you there. In the meantime, keep enjoying the
- 10:36Speaker 5: Woody Show Podcast.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Show.
- 10:40Speaker 2: Hi, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is October thirty first. Oh,
- 10:45Speaker 2: and not just Halloween. It's Payday. Yeah, way last day, right,
- 10:50Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah today that's the biggest holiday guys, Halloween.
- 10:54Speaker 2: But hey, let's not forget about some of the other ones.
- 10:56Speaker 2: Today is also National Caramel Apple Day.
- 10:59Speaker 8: Not a fan, No, why would you put any any
- 11:02Speaker 8: of the day today, Like if you were, if you're
- 11:03Speaker 8: one of these fake holiday people, why would.
- 11:05Speaker 2: You just a glomma Caramel Apple Day? National Magic Day? No,
- 11:11Speaker 2: I don't the only thing worse than a caramel apple
- 11:13Speaker 2: is a candy album the red Either it's a National
- 11:18Speaker 2: breadstick Day. Oh yeah, it's a National doorbell Day, National
- 11:24Speaker 2: Knock Knock Joke Day, although I don't have a knock
- 11:26Speaker 2: knock joke. But somebody on the text to eight texting
- 11:29Speaker 2: over said, uh, here's my favorite inappropriate joke for the air.
- 11:34Speaker 2: What do you get when you finger bang a gypsy
- 11:36Speaker 2: on her period? You get your palm red.
- 11:43Speaker 12: Good.
- 11:45Speaker 2: It's banned dan to Day today, and it's a Girl
- 11:48Speaker 2: Scout Founder's Day once Girl Scout Cookie Season. That's like
- 11:51Speaker 2: in January, February. That's like a February, March, April, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 11:57Speaker 2: because I remember, like, uh, it's always a whenever the
- 12:00Speaker 2: Grammys are so February. Yeah. For whatever reason, I associate
- 12:04Speaker 2: the gram When we started talking about the Grammys, it's like, oh,
- 12:07Speaker 2: Girls Scouts Cookie seasons. Yeah, you know, and then you know,
- 12:11Speaker 2: we put the clocks back this weekend. Yeah. Just another reminder,
- 12:19Speaker 2: a little reminders to be so well rested. Depression menace.
- 12:24Speaker 2: What's happening in the world of entertainment?
- 12:25Speaker 5: Well, the Jim Hedson Company is going to have a
- 12:28Speaker 5: seventy seventieth anniversary auction coming up in late November. They're
- 12:32Speaker 5: going to put on an auction to have hundreds of puppets,
- 12:37Speaker 5: clothing and furniture. Dude from all his movie, our friend
- 12:40Speaker 5: friend Tony Mott.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be. Oh my god, his dude, he's
- 12:45Speaker 2: super bowl.
- 12:45Speaker 5: Could be he could get something because there's so much
- 12:49Speaker 5: stuff for sale. If you go to Henson dot com,
- 12:52Speaker 5: it'll give you a full list of everything that's about.
- 12:55Speaker 2: You're still the actual puppet.
- 12:56Speaker 5: Yeah, sure monkey. Yeah, that's the first time that they
- 12:59Speaker 5: put stuff into sales. Yeah, Otter's jug band Christmas like
- 13:03Speaker 5: that little squirrel thing for ten grand.
- 13:05Speaker 2: I'd like to get this. I'd like to get Pepe
- 13:07Speaker 2: like a little it wasn't Pepe the Shrimp. Oh god,
- 13:12Speaker 2: that the.
- 13:16Speaker 8: Fraggles and they're around. Okay, I'll take six or seven thousand. Yeah,
- 13:20Speaker 8: but no, there's stuff like a couple of hundred bucks
- 13:22Speaker 8: on there too. You better have like a legit, Jim.
- 13:26Speaker 2: That's that's pretty that's a pretty big deal. Hand up.
- 13:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:31Speaker 5: Hell yeah, so go check that out. You have time
- 13:33Speaker 5: to prepare rock and start bidding.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Way worries no other day left The music play.
- 13:42Speaker 5: Of rock rock frag around.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry menace. Oh no, no problem, all right.
- 13:49Speaker 5: Rosie o'donald's daughter is in trouble and she's gonna be
- 13:52Speaker 5: doing some jail time. Apparently her daughter has had some
- 13:55Speaker 5: drug problems. She was adopted in nineteen ninety seven with
- 13:59Speaker 5: one of Rosie's partners, and she was put on probation
- 14:02Speaker 5: for six years, but a judge says last week that
- 14:05Speaker 5: she violated that probation and she will be going to jail.
- 14:08Speaker 5: Rosie says that she fears for her daughter's future.
- 14:11Speaker 2: But what can you do? I know, know a chance
- 14:16Speaker 2: o'donald's daughter, Yeah, I know, tough time. Yeah, I think
- 14:20Speaker 2: prison would be like the mom is either going to
- 14:23Speaker 2: roll over and crush you or a baby. Yeah, like
- 14:26Speaker 2: you're trying to get a nap on the couch and
- 14:28Speaker 2: that or done something like this. What chance did you have? Sucks?
- 14:32Speaker 5: It sucks, all right. Jennifer Laurence says that she gets it.
- 14:37Speaker 5: She says that she had an annoying personality in the
- 14:40Speaker 5: mid two thousands and she gets why the public rejected
- 14:43Speaker 5: her and she missed out on a lot of opportunities.
- 14:46Speaker 5: She said this in a recent interview when she said
- 14:50Speaker 5: that she went back to watch a lot of her
- 14:51Speaker 5: old interviews, and she says that she was pretty annoying,
- 14:55Speaker 5: and she gets why that people were giving her a
- 14:58Speaker 5: lot of hate on social media.
- 15:00Speaker 13: Loved her, they did for a long time, but then
- 15:04Speaker 13: they sober saturated.
- 15:05Speaker 5: I said that she was just too over the top
- 15:07Speaker 5: and annoying, and uh, the internet has responded and said, no,
- 15:12Speaker 5: we loved you, we thought you were funny, and then
- 15:15Speaker 5: others say people just don't like loud women. So she
- 15:20Speaker 5: she says that she gets it now though, after going
- 15:25Speaker 5: back and reviewing a lot of the.
- 15:26Speaker 2: Foot I always thought she's just so damn likable. Yes, same, Yeah,
- 15:30Speaker 2: no problem with her. I'm a fan.
- 15:31Speaker 11: I like her.
- 15:32Speaker 5: But you know, I I do get what she's saying
- 15:35Speaker 5: because I did watch some of the interviews that she's
- 15:37Speaker 5: talking about, and yeah, she was.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Just being stuck.
- 15:40Speaker 5: No, no, she's a little little extra over the top, right.
- 15:44Speaker 13: But she said that there was a certain point where
- 15:46Speaker 13: people kind of turned on her and it felt like
- 15:48Speaker 13: they were just.
- 15:48Speaker 2: Mad at her for breathing.
- 15:49Speaker 13: Like everyone loved her, and then it was like she
- 15:51Speaker 13: couldn't do anything right at all.
- 15:52Speaker 2: I mean, have you seen no hard feelings. Hello, hilarious. Yeah,
- 15:57Speaker 2: you didn't watch that movie? It's good. I never heard
- 16:00Speaker 2: of it where she's the older lady trying to bang
- 16:04Speaker 2: the younger girl. Yeah, hired by her parents. Yeah, yeah,
- 16:08Speaker 2: it's pretty good.
- 16:08Speaker 14: I like that.
- 16:09Speaker 2: I love it all right.
- 16:10Speaker 5: Country singer Luke Bryant. Now he addresses some misinformation about
- 16:15Speaker 5: his sister's death. I don't I never knew about this,
- 16:17Speaker 5: but in two thousand and seven, his sister died, and
- 16:20Speaker 5: then his family didn't really explain how she died. But
- 16:24Speaker 5: people keep on going with the narrative that the family
- 16:26Speaker 5: is trying to cover it up. So he finally addressed
- 16:29Speaker 5: it in an interview just recently and said that his
- 16:31Speaker 5: sister died of an optical injury, like an eye injury,
- 16:36Speaker 5: oh like close to her eye in her skull, and
- 16:41Speaker 5: this happened while she was doing laundry at home. Now,
- 16:44Speaker 5: he does admit it took a while for the family
- 16:46Speaker 5: to receive any information on how she died because the
- 16:50Speaker 5: doctors had all this inconclusive information on surrounding the injury.
- 16:56Speaker 5: Now they don't know still if she fainted or she
- 16:59Speaker 5: just slip and hit her head. But unfortunately she had
- 17:02Speaker 5: a kid at the time that I was three years old,
- 17:04Speaker 5: that was in the house.
- 17:05Speaker 2: How about like, oh, people think you were hiding it?
- 17:07Speaker 2: How about some of your damn business.
- 17:09Speaker 13: How my sister died right, and I mean he his
- 17:12Speaker 13: sister and his brother both died unexpectedly, and his song
- 17:15Speaker 13: Drink of Beer is about them, so that's how people
- 17:17Speaker 13: know that they died.
- 17:18Speaker 2: But again, yeah, like you said, none of your business.
- 17:20Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
- 17:22Speaker 5: If you're in the limelight, though, I think, like it's
- 17:25Speaker 5: it's better to be a little bit more transparent than
- 17:27Speaker 5: having like people hound you constantly about it, Like.
- 17:30Speaker 2: You answer the question, then they're never what do you mean?
- 17:34Speaker 2: Because like then there's more follow up questions. It's never enough.
- 17:37Speaker 2: You're never going to satisfy the never ending curiosity of
- 17:40Speaker 2: the public. Yeah, so I think if you can make
- 17:42Speaker 2: a statement and whatever and then move on, But otherwise
- 17:45Speaker 2: it will be.
- 17:46Speaker 5: I think, yeah, you should just make a statement.
- 17:48Speaker 2: Go there we go, Yeah, because now it's like stuck.
- 17:51Speaker 2: It's like Carton with sticks.
- 17:54Speaker 1: Not now.
- 17:54Speaker 2: I got to hear it. You remember this, right?
- 18:00Speaker 4: You never watched Fraggles.
- 18:02Speaker 2: I barely remember him.
- 18:08Speaker 14: The music.
- 18:11Speaker 11: Ragle Rock.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Prod.
- 18:17Speaker 2: You can hear the.
- 18:18Speaker 5: Background straggle to educational for menas, I like, I barely
- 18:25Speaker 5: remember it that like they lived in a cave, right.
- 18:27Speaker 8: Yep, they were a little.
- 18:33Speaker 2: You guys are being giant. It looks like dumb ass Tyler.
- 18:35Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god.
- 18:41Speaker 2: You can get a stool that they used to put
- 18:44Speaker 2: Gonzo on for two hundred dollars rock bomb. Yeah, and
- 18:50Speaker 2: you can buy like three quarters of the muppets that
- 18:52Speaker 2: were just in that scene. So yeah, there you go.
- 18:55Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Menace. Time for your
- 18:59Speaker 2: birthdays and Porno birthday.
- 19:02Speaker 3: Go show this Siday.
- 19:04Speaker 2: We're going it's Shiver Day. We won't sit Beau. He
- 19:08Speaker 2: was like, it's shibay and you know we don't do.
- 19:12Speaker 1: All right.
- 19:12Speaker 2: Starting with the celebrities, Peter Jackson, director of Lord of
- 19:15Speaker 2: the Rings and King Kong and you know, Poppet Movies
- 19:20Speaker 2: sixty four today, Adam Hornetz, ad Rock from The Beastie
- 19:24Speaker 2: Boys is fifty nine. It's Vanilla ICE's birthday today, Okay?
- 19:28Speaker 2: Is it Robbie van Winkle Is that his real name?
- 19:30Speaker 1: Ye?
- 19:31Speaker 2: Remember right, he's fifty eight. Eddie K. Thomas who was
- 19:34Speaker 2: Finch in American Pie. He's forty five. Rob Schneider uh
- 19:40Speaker 2: dad to el King. You remember el King when she
- 19:42Speaker 2: was for a second Rob Schneider's sixty two. Dan Rather oh,
- 19:48Speaker 2: the old news anchor, he's ninety four years old.
- 19:52Speaker 3: Like what.
- 19:54Speaker 11: You got.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Larry Mullen Junior, who's the drummer for you too, he's
- 19:57Speaker 2: sixty four. Your porn of birthday today is a Ashley
- 20:00Speaker 2: and today's birthday girl. She's gonna be uh see, oh
- 20:04Speaker 2: you know what. She hasn't decided her Halloween costume. Anything
- 20:07Speaker 2: that just comes off fast.
- 20:08Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 20:08Speaker 2: Yeah, But she's been in five hundred and seventy six
- 20:11Speaker 2: fine films, including Sporting Bitches out of Control. She was
- 20:15Speaker 2: in goth anal Whores Volume two, Wow, and then Greg
- 20:20Speaker 2: She's done a lot of these kind of films right
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- 20:39Speaker 2: It's a lesbian ride. That's Aiden Ashley, who's thirty seven
- 20:43Speaker 2: years old today. And that's your port of birthday, your
- 20:45Speaker 2: celebrity birthdays, and that is a Friday Morning Update. What's
- 20:48Speaker 2: happening in the world of entertainments?
- 20:53Speaker 3: A show?
- 20:55Speaker 2: All right, welcome back. It is the Woodie Show. Yeah,
- 20:58Speaker 2: Matty Halloween. It's a man. My son's Christmas is Halloween
- 21:03Speaker 2: with all the stuff that he said up in the yard.
- 21:05Speaker 2: He doesn't go trick and traating. He's sixteen, but the
- 21:08Speaker 2: last couple of years he hasn't done that anyway, because
- 21:09Speaker 2: he's so excited to see the reaction to people who
- 21:12Speaker 2: walk up to see all the stuff that he's set up.
- 21:14Speaker 2: And he's been planning for hello the year. So yeah,
- 21:17Speaker 2: he's looking forward to that. Is he stoked? It's a Friday?
- 21:20Speaker 2: I mean does that matter? I don't think it matters
- 21:22Speaker 2: to him really. Yeah, when you're a kid, you don't care. Yeah,
- 21:24Speaker 2: I thought you don't want to go to care. Yeah,
- 21:27Speaker 2: I mean Friday is I don't really I don't think
- 21:30Speaker 2: they really care. But anyway, Happy Halloween everybody. I know, Sammy,
- 21:34Speaker 2: you're going to see Alanis Moore set.
- 21:35Speaker 15: This week and that's so excited.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like one of your favorites.
- 21:39Speaker 13: Yes, and I haven't seen her live yet, so this
- 21:41Speaker 13: is gonna be my first time and heard the show's amazing.
- 21:44Speaker 16: No, I bought tickets and then ended up not being
- 21:46Speaker 16: able to go to the show. And yeah, so this
- 21:48Speaker 16: is my.
- 21:48Speaker 2: First time ever. You and steamboat Willie going or no, no,
- 21:51Speaker 2: me and my best friend of my sister. Oh okay, yeah,
- 21:55Speaker 2: yeah night. Yeah, it's exactly girls night. Well, she's going
- 21:59Speaker 2: out town for it, so I thought maybe you know
- 22:02Speaker 2: weekend trip kind of thing. Oh yeah, no, he's yeah,
- 22:06Speaker 2: he gets to watch your dogs. Yeah dog. Yeah, dude.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Tomorrow is when I'm going to uh the Back to
- 22:11Speaker 2: the Future Imax. That's that's going on right now. Check
- 22:16Speaker 2: your local Imax theater if you want to go see
- 22:18Speaker 2: you Back to the Future in Imax. You're doing like
- 22:21Speaker 2: a special special thing. It's only four I think Sunday
- 22:23Speaker 2: is the last day. Yeah, it's only a couple of nights.
- 22:25Speaker 2: Just this weekend. What you got going on. We're taking
- 22:28Speaker 2: the kid trigger treating it our new neighborhood. I'm so excited.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Hit up some of those full sized candy barhouses. That's right,
- 22:35Speaker 2: I know about one of those. There's a few of
- 22:37Speaker 2: them on my street. We are one of three, I
- 22:39Speaker 2: believe on our street that are full size.
- 22:43Speaker 5: By himself.
- 22:43Speaker 2: At this point ten I don't know. I would have
- 22:45Speaker 2: never one of my parents. It's not just the three
- 22:47Speaker 2: of us.
- 22:48Speaker 12: He's going with those little friends and then apparently the
- 22:49Speaker 12: mom drags the booze wagon behind her.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Yeah cool that really honestly, no, no joke makes me
- 22:58Speaker 2: really happy for you. Like that sounds so wholesome inhood,
- 23:02Speaker 2: We're so excited. That's really wholesome. And imagine what did
- 23:06Speaker 2: they pick up because we've never had that before, so
- 23:09Speaker 2: this is very exciting. He's just saying that because there's
- 23:12Speaker 2: boos involved.
- 23:14Speaker 5: One day, the alcohol, you'd be like, Gregory, thank you.
- 23:19Speaker 9: Mario found this restaurant that we are going to go
- 23:21Speaker 9: to because I don't know what it's called, but he
- 23:23Speaker 9: said they have the best chicken wings and the best
- 23:25Speaker 9: Brussels sprouts. And we're going to be celebrating our fourteenth anniversary,
- 23:32Speaker 9: which is one hundred and twelve.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Yeah that is on gay years. That's a lot. That's billion. Yeah, menace.
- 23:40Speaker 5: I'm gonna be at the Palms Casino inside the Hardwood
- 23:45Speaker 5: suite playing. Oh yeah, that's right, so it should be fun. Yeah,
- 23:51Speaker 5: that's what that was on his wish list.
- 23:53Speaker 2: His birthday month. And here is the last day of
- 23:55Speaker 2: the month just made it. We hit them threes dog Duncan. Yeah,
- 24:00Speaker 2: pretty cool. Yeah, Sea Bass?
- 24:02Speaker 8: Anything exciting, nothing special, since I was out of town
- 24:04Speaker 8: last week and just probably doing some apartment hunting touring again,
- 24:08Speaker 8: that's right.
- 24:10Speaker 3: I think that.
- 24:10Speaker 2: I just think that Greg moved a lot. But you
- 24:13Speaker 2: are the champion.
- 24:14Speaker 8: Oh and I was thinking about staying at this one,
- 24:17Speaker 8: but something happened recently where they've up, they've they've gotten
- 24:21Speaker 8: my eye up or whatever. They're in my danders.
- 24:25Speaker 5: No, Sea Bass, I want to move. Let's get a
- 24:27Speaker 5: duplex together.
- 24:28Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 24:29Speaker 2: That problem is it has to be within the same
- 24:30Speaker 2: area for yeah project I'm working on.
- 24:33Speaker 5: Okay, so medics will move to you.
- 24:35Speaker 17: Yeah, okay, all right, I can.
- 24:36Speaker 2: Talk about that. All right. Well, whatever you got going on,
- 24:39Speaker 2: let us not check in. Check in on the text
- 24:42Speaker 2: over to two to nine eight seven.
- 24:56Speaker 3: When the hinges creak in dollars chambers, and strange and
- 25:01Speaker 3: frightening sounds echo through the halls whenever candlelights flicker, where
- 25:09Speaker 3: the air is deathly still, that is the time when
- 25:14Speaker 3: ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight. Welcome
- 25:24Speaker 3: foolish mortals to the haunted mansion. I am your host,
- 25:31Speaker 3: your ghost host. There's no turning back now. Our tour
- 25:39Speaker 3: begins here in this gallery where you see paintings of
- 25:43Speaker 3: some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible
- 25:48Speaker 3: mortal state. Is this haunted room actually stretching or is
- 25:56Speaker 3: it your imagination? Consider this dismaying observation. This chamber has
- 26:04Speaker 3: no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling
- 26:13Speaker 3: challenge to find a way out. Of course, there's always
- 26:24Speaker 3: my way.
- 26:30Speaker 8: It's time to respond.
- 26:32Speaker 2: Send us a message somewhere beyond.
- 27:20Speaker 14: There.
- 27:20Speaker 2: It is Halloween tradition, well, Haunted Man, Mansion action and
- 27:26Speaker 2: Michael Jackson's thriller The Halloween Everybody, It is the Woody Show.
- 27:32Speaker 2: Phones are open at eighty seven seven forty four Wooding.
- 27:35Speaker 2: You can text us over to two two nine eighty
- 27:37Speaker 2: seven people in the text saying man, I look forward
- 27:39Speaker 2: to this all year. The way you start the Halloween
- 27:41Speaker 2: Show with the Haunted Mansion in the thriller song. I
- 27:44Speaker 2: never heard this on the show before, but this is
- 27:46Speaker 2: awesome nice? Uh yeah, where can I get this mix? Well,
- 27:51Speaker 2: it's they have the Haunted Mansion like audio online, which
- 27:55Speaker 2: is where we got it. And we just played thriller
- 27:57Speaker 2: after it. Yeah, yeah, nothing nothing crazy to come by,
- 28:00Speaker 2: which reminds me. I was listening to our sister station
- 28:03Speaker 2: flipping around and they played Thriller and it got to
- 28:06Speaker 2: the part with like this part Vincent Price. They cut
- 28:14Speaker 2: this part out? Why why would they? They just took
- 28:17Speaker 2: his voice out? Weird, like scary. So I'm in the
- 28:24Speaker 2: system now and I think this might be let's see. Yeah,
- 28:31Speaker 2: so this is this is where it would be. Right, listen,
- 28:33Speaker 2: listen to how it does this. There's thirty four seconds
- 28:36Speaker 2: left in the whole song, Nelison, that's where it's supposed
- 28:41Speaker 2: to be. Holders on the scene.
- 28:47Speaker 18: You're nipping, you're ripping, you're ripping and slipping, but the
- 28:51Speaker 18: ribbing suf the ghosts are ripping right.
- 28:57Speaker 2: And then no, Vincent, why bother?
- 29:01Speaker 3: Right?
- 29:03Speaker 2: Why would you go out of your way to take
- 29:04Speaker 2: him out?
- 29:07Speaker 14: What?
- 29:07Speaker 2: What thriller? That's how it ended. You're like, don't even
- 29:14Speaker 2: bother playing it.
- 29:15Speaker 5: Yeah, there's somebody that doesn't make music, sat in an office,
- 29:20Speaker 5: like you know what, I can make this better.
- 29:22Speaker 2: I hate that. Like the soccer Mom station does that
- 29:25Speaker 2: a lot. Yeah, they'll be like a part of the
- 29:27Speaker 2: song where there's like a like a rap and they've
- 29:31Speaker 2: cut that part out. One specific example, they do it
- 29:34Speaker 2: with the Eagles Hotel, California. Right at the best solo,
- 29:38Speaker 2: it just fades out. That's crazy. Another two minutes left.
- 29:42Speaker 2: You cut it out, Like, why didn't bother playing it right? Anyway?
- 29:45Speaker 2: We playing it because we're gonna do it right. Happy Halloween, everybody.
- 29:48Speaker 2: More what he shows next? Hanging ratings come out every week,
- 29:51Speaker 2: and if they're not good, I welcome back everyone. Yeah,
- 29:59Speaker 2: I want that's Greg Gorgon. Good morning. We got Menace
- 30:03Speaker 2: is here. Yeah, there is Sammy Morgan. Good morning to
- 30:07Speaker 2: you Menace. Yes, dude, so birthday month? Uh huh, pretty good.
- 30:13Speaker 2: Dog phones are open wooding. You can't set up of
- 30:19Speaker 2: the text over to two two nine eighty seven. Although
- 30:21Speaker 2: we did get we did get somebody to hit us up.
- 30:25Speaker 2: He works in Wichita on wind turbines. Yes, you got
- 30:29Speaker 2: that contact in Dustin and I have been talking his name. Yeah,
- 30:33Speaker 2: And because that was that was one of the remaining
- 30:35Speaker 2: items on MENACE's wish list. Yes, he wanted to go
- 30:39Speaker 2: up on a wind turbine.
- 30:41Speaker 9: I have the dumbest question about that. Is there inside
- 30:44Speaker 9: the Yeah you walk up spiral staircase or something.
- 30:47Speaker 5: Well, there is a ladder, but he said that he
- 30:52Speaker 5: works on ones that are so big that they have
- 30:53Speaker 5: an elevator. Whoa, yeah, which is good for me?
- 30:58Speaker 2: That's pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, it's a very successful Menace
- 31:02Speaker 2: birthday month huge, Yeah, which is which is great. Menace
- 31:06Speaker 2: is going to Dubai, right, flying to Dubai. I mean
- 31:10Speaker 2: so much stuff, I mean even a wish for Greg
- 31:12Speaker 2: came to the Brady Bunch Brady Brady Bunch house. So
- 31:17Speaker 2: it was great, I mean very fattening month. I say
- 31:19Speaker 2: Greg gained about ten pounds a wal filled with soel hatred.
- 31:24Speaker 2: I'm also kind of racked with guilt too, So what
- 31:27Speaker 2: do you do? Question for you? How was your nothing
- 31:31Speaker 2: special day yesterday? Just another day day? It was just
- 31:38Speaker 2: a regular day. It was it was enjoyable. Yeah, really reson.
- 31:42Speaker 9: The reason I feel guilty is, and here's a confession,
- 31:45Speaker 9: none of us said happy birthday to you, and that
- 31:48Speaker 9: was kind of by design. We have all agreed that
- 31:50Speaker 9: we wouldn't bring it up. It's fine, And then all
- 31:53Speaker 9: day I felt guilty. Find me, I got what I wanted.
- 31:55Speaker 2: I know I supposed to do. Forty nine years, I've
- 31:58Speaker 2: never accomplished that. I know you got what you wanted,
- 32:00Speaker 2: but it felt awkward. Really yeah, wow? Why should I
- 32:04Speaker 2: mean just saying the words. Isn't like giving you a car? No, no, no,
- 32:07Speaker 2: I don't want that. I've told you, like I don't
- 32:09Speaker 2: mind someone Happy birthday, Oh thank you?
- 32:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:11Speaker 2: I did say happy birthday and it was very receptible.
- 32:16Speaker 2: It's that a whole like big deal like gifts and
- 32:19Speaker 2: cards and you know, yeah, yeah right. What did you
- 32:22Speaker 2: think of my sign that I put together with the
- 32:24Speaker 2: cakes that I brought? That was very crive I shared
- 32:26Speaker 2: that with my wife and yeah, for no reason cakes. Yeah,
- 32:31Speaker 2: there just said for no reason cakes. So what was
- 32:34Speaker 2: the day like? Uh? It was chill, Like. I went
- 32:37Speaker 2: home and took a little nap and then I had
- 32:39Speaker 2: a flight lesson and then after that I took my
- 32:43Speaker 2: new plane up to this thing. It's this little event
- 32:48Speaker 2: about twenty minute flight, this event that the company that
- 32:53Speaker 2: makes the plane serious. Uh, they were hosting and they
- 32:56Speaker 2: had you know, food and one of the founders of
- 32:58Speaker 2: the company was there talking about different things that they're doing,
- 33:00Speaker 2: and a bunch of you know, like minded aviation enthusiasts
- 33:04Speaker 2: speak and made a new friend yesterday. Yeah, someone who's
- 33:09Speaker 2: been flying for fifty years. Fifty years. Yeah, and just like,
- 33:15Speaker 2: you know, really cool, really chill, fun to talk to
- 33:19Speaker 2: Caitlyn Jenner.
- 33:24Speaker 5: Yeah, deep into the aviation game. That's how Caitlyn Jenner
- 33:32Speaker 5: made most of their money. I don't know, what do
- 33:35Speaker 5: you mean, because they sold airplane parts.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Oh was that right? Yeah?
- 33:39Speaker 5: Yeah, that put I didn't know. Yeah, that's how being
- 33:42Speaker 5: worth a hundred million dollars.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Yeah. So sitting there and you know, the company series
- 33:47Speaker 2: had like there are different planes out there and people
- 33:48Speaker 2: are taking a look, and I was talking to a
- 33:50Speaker 2: couple of people, including the one guy from the company
- 33:53Speaker 2: that sold me the plane, and upwoks. Caitlyn Jenner knows
- 33:56Speaker 2: the guy that about the plane from Yeah, and there's
- 34:00Speaker 2: are talking. I guess she's hanging out at the camera
- 34:02Speaker 2: real airport all the time because it lives right there
- 34:05Speaker 2: and flies out of there all the time. And so
- 34:07Speaker 2: just start chopping up and next thing you know, we're
- 34:09Speaker 2: having this conversation and you know, just hearing these stories
- 34:12Speaker 2: about how you know, just kind of been everywhere, been
- 34:14Speaker 2: flying for fifty years and yeah, just yeah, that's cool, celebrity,
- 34:20Speaker 2: super cool person to birthday because you know what, I
- 34:24Speaker 2: didn't because I was doing that, like I didn't want
- 34:25Speaker 2: to make this is not one of those things where
- 34:28Speaker 2: like they were part of the you know, not part
- 34:31Speaker 2: of the entertainment. But you know, they weren't one of
- 34:33Speaker 2: the people that were like, hey, come on by, We're
- 34:35Speaker 2: gonna have food, live music, you can mean. But yeah,
- 34:38Speaker 2: they they were just there as you know, the same
- 34:41Speaker 2: reason I was the party aviation. Yeah, do you know
- 34:44Speaker 2: when Caitlyn Jenner's birthday is?
- 34:47Speaker 12: I said, well, I thought you were saying, did Caitlyn
- 34:50Speaker 12: say happy birthday to him?
- 34:51Speaker 3: No?
- 34:51Speaker 2: No, no, no, Oh that's crazy. But I'm sitting there going, man, like,
- 34:56Speaker 2: just this person has accomplished so much. Oh yeah, you know,
- 35:01Speaker 2: and uh, I do have a lot of respect for her,
- 35:05Speaker 2: and you know, you sign up for that kind of scrutiny,
- 35:10Speaker 2: you know, and then and then and then you she
- 35:12Speaker 2: seems to be so much at peace, right, like just
- 35:16Speaker 2: said like just like, man, what a great life, what
- 35:20Speaker 2: a great life. And so it was just really cool.
- 35:22Speaker 2: That's awesome, Caitlyn generous balls deep in aviation. Yeah, And
- 35:27Speaker 2: I'm a feeling she would appreciate that joke.
- 35:29Speaker 5: Probably because I mean even her kids address her as dad.
- 35:35Speaker 2: Yeah, like so I don't think really cares what you say.
- 35:39Speaker 2: Yeah said that her son's a pilot. I don't know
- 35:41Speaker 2: who's that ye so uh no not Yeah, so he
- 35:46Speaker 2: has she has two sons from a previous marriage. Okay,
- 35:52Speaker 2: well the one one's a pilot. Yeah, it's not Brodie.
- 35:58Speaker 2: It might be Burnt, don't know, but it's super cool.
- 36:01Speaker 2: So do most people fly to this party or drive
- 36:04Speaker 2: to this party? It depends on where they were there
- 36:05Speaker 2: were there were a bunch of people that they've fly
- 36:07Speaker 2: their planes in. You just kind of park in front
- 36:09Speaker 2: of there's like a little like a like a restaurant
- 36:11Speaker 2: right on the field at the airport. Nice and you
- 36:14Speaker 2: just pull up and chalk the wheels. Like I'm telling you, Greg,
- 36:19Speaker 2: if you weren't such a scaredy cat like here, very soon,
- 36:23Speaker 2: like we could leave the station, get in the plane,
- 36:25Speaker 2: fly up there for a lunch. The restaurant there is awesome,
- 36:28Speaker 2: and then I think I'm turning, and then you know,
- 36:31Speaker 2: fly back and you know, it's it's cool. It's just
- 36:33Speaker 2: really cool. It's like the whole reason you do it.
- 36:35Speaker 2: This is such a stupid, shallow question. But because I'm
- 36:38Speaker 2: picturing a like an early evening party and these people
- 36:41Speaker 2: are flying there. Are they drinking champagne or is it
- 36:44Speaker 2: like did everybody like mega? No, they had they had
- 36:47Speaker 2: beer and wine. And you know, there were a bunch
- 36:49Speaker 2: of people who I think the people who are flying
- 36:51Speaker 2: obviously we're not. We're not drinking. Or if they did,
- 36:53Speaker 2: they had like one one, they had like one beer.
- 36:56Speaker 2: But they legally, I can tell you this because of
- 36:58Speaker 2: all the studying and stuff. That's I'm curious. The legal
- 37:01Speaker 2: The legal limit as far as the FAA is concerned
- 37:04Speaker 2: is point zero four. Oh damn, So it's half of
- 37:07Speaker 2: what the league within half of the legal limit. The
- 37:09Speaker 2: legal limit for driving a car is barely any reason. Yeah,
- 37:12Speaker 2: and the general rule is eight hours bottle to throttle
- 37:15Speaker 2: is what they say, even if it's from one, if
- 37:19Speaker 2: you want to follow the rules, it's definitely not worth it.
- 37:23Speaker 2: Oh hell no, it's not worth it. It's perfect for
- 37:25Speaker 2: someone like me that doesn't drink much out exactly.
- 37:28Speaker 6: Yeah, but it was.
- 37:29Speaker 2: It was great.
- 37:29Speaker 5: I looked at up as Bruce Jenner had an aviation
- 37:34Speaker 5: company from nineteen eighty five to twenty ten and now
- 37:37Speaker 5: has Caitlin Aviation Wow.
- 37:40Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool. Been making money off aviation forever. Oh
- 37:43Speaker 2: and a little update. I'm not sure if I shared
- 37:45Speaker 2: this with you guys. I have a date for my
- 37:48Speaker 2: official FAA exam to get my actual pilot's license real,
- 37:53Speaker 2: so it'd be the final exam with the FAA you know, examiner,
- 37:57Speaker 2: and that's on November eighteenth. If everything goes as as
- 38:02Speaker 2: planned as of November eighteenth, at some point in that day,
- 38:05Speaker 2: I will be an official licensed pilot. Is that a
- 38:09Speaker 2: written test or both? No, it's like an oral exam
- 38:12Speaker 2: first of all. Oral, and that's like the first couple
- 38:14Speaker 2: hours of that. Yeah, and they get on everything and
- 38:19Speaker 2: they dive deep into all this different stuff, aircraft systems,
- 38:22Speaker 2: weather regulations, all these things, and then you go up
- 38:26Speaker 2: and you fly and you have to demonstrate certain things
- 38:28Speaker 2: to certain maneuvers, certain you know, emergency situations and whatever.
- 38:31Speaker 2: And then if you do all that, then you're an
- 38:33Speaker 2: official licensed pilot. That's amazing. Cool. You could do a
- 38:36Speaker 2: barrel roll. No, no, the shirt thing, No, that's for
- 38:42Speaker 2: your solo.
- 38:43Speaker 5: Yeah, the shirt.
- 38:44Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 38:44Speaker 2: They asked me if I wanted to lose the shirt.
- 38:46Speaker 2: I said, I don't really care, and then they never
- 38:48Speaker 2: cut it, but I got. I got. So when you
- 38:52Speaker 2: fly by yourself for the first time, it's soloing. Right
- 38:56Speaker 2: when you land, they cut the tail off the back
- 39:00Speaker 2: of your shirt, like the bottom part of your shirt
- 39:03Speaker 2: on the back, they cut that off, and you write
- 39:05Speaker 2: like the date and everything, the name of the airport
- 39:07Speaker 2: on it, and you're supposed to, you know, hang it
- 39:09Speaker 2: up somewhere and it's it's a tradition. It's an old
- 39:12Speaker 2: aviation tradition, and it's supposed to symbolize you don't need
- 39:15Speaker 2: your instructor pulling at your you know, at the at
- 39:18Speaker 2: your shirt tail anymore.
- 39:20Speaker 16: Morgan Nathan Fielder.
- 39:24Speaker 2: Watched the show Greg you could learn something. It was
- 39:30Speaker 2: thank you for asking Greg. It was a nice day,
- 39:32Speaker 2: it was cool. It was the first time I've really
- 39:34Speaker 2: ever done anything on my birthday. I try to make
- 39:36Speaker 2: it just a normal day as much as possible. And
- 39:39Speaker 2: someone on text said what he's saying that he doesn't
- 39:40Speaker 2: want people saying happy birthday is like Sea Bas saying
- 39:43Speaker 2: no thank you to people saying God bless you.
- 39:45Speaker 1: No.
- 39:45Speaker 2: It's not that people can't say I don't say, don't
- 39:47Speaker 2: look me in the eye. I know happy birthday. I
- 39:49Speaker 2: just don't want a big deal. I don't need like decorations.
- 39:52Speaker 2: I don't need cards or gifts or as simple if
- 39:55Speaker 2: you want to say, it's just a simple happy birthday. Fine,
- 39:57Speaker 2: that's good enough. Gough enough? Yeah, all good, okay good.
- 40:02Speaker 2: When I said it to you, you were like, thanks, nice,
- 40:07Speaker 2: well because he's getting old, and it was I think
- 40:12Speaker 2: part of it was the way that you approached, because
- 40:14Speaker 2: you're like, well, I was laughing. Thanks, We're gonna take
- 40:21Speaker 2: a break. We'll come back. We got some more woody
- 40:23Speaker 2: show for you next. Chefs swoop is Yeah, dude, you
- 40:27Speaker 2: smell what's in the swoos cooking? I can smell it smells,
- 40:34Speaker 2: I can do. This is like a chicken waffles thing.
- 40:36Speaker 6: Yeah, we got chicken and waffles. We got a pumpkin
- 40:38Speaker 6: waffle foodst what Halloween, Nason feeling festive?
- 40:43Speaker 2: Hell? Yeah, look at this thing. So did you make
- 40:47Speaker 2: this chicken? Because I saw you you brought in a
- 40:49Speaker 2: Kentucky fried chicken bucket, which I was shocked. Being a
- 40:52Speaker 2: professional chef.
- 40:53Speaker 6: So I myself did not wear costume today, but the
- 40:56Speaker 6: chicken came in a bucket that I procure word from Kfco.
- 41:01Speaker 6: The chicken from k l yeah, and also proceeded to
- 41:04Speaker 6: throw that chicken in the track. I made my own
- 41:09Speaker 6: chicken with the viral recipe that's spinning around the web
- 41:14Speaker 6: right now.
- 41:14Speaker 2: So if you want it, so in your in your
- 41:16Speaker 2: professional opinion, how close is the recipe?
- 41:20Speaker 6: I feel like whoever put this recipe out is probably
- 41:24Speaker 6: being looked for by exact spot on, pretty spot on.
- 41:28Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all right, chef Swoop with the pumpkin waffle
- 41:33Speaker 2: and the homemade KFC recipe chicken. And then what's on
- 41:37Speaker 2: top of here?
- 41:38Speaker 6: You said, like, so that's hot honey and honey, good
- 41:41Speaker 6: old fashioned maple syrup. Man oh man, nothing crazy, just
- 41:45Speaker 6: the standards, all right.
- 41:46Speaker 2: So he's he's starting to play this stuff up here, menace. Yeah, here,
- 41:50Speaker 2: take this one because I got stuff to do real quick.
- 41:53Speaker 2: Look at the size of that. You can die it
- 41:57Speaker 2: in that one.
- 41:58Speaker 6: Unfortunately they're all fairly large.
- 42:02Speaker 2: No, that's great. We're good.
- 42:04Speaker 5: I mean, Tyler works are now we need these portions.
- 42:07Speaker 2: So chef Swoop, private chef, restauranteur, entrepreneur at chef underscore
- 42:12Speaker 2: Swoop on social we'll post the videos everything with the
- 42:15Speaker 2: with the link to it and everything else. But he
- 42:16Speaker 2: competed on Beat Bobby Flay season number thirty eight, and
- 42:20Speaker 2: he's available for your events and if you're having people
- 42:23Speaker 2: over and you want, like you want to do it
- 42:26Speaker 2: upright private chef action. Yeah, I mean that's something Greg's
- 42:29Speaker 2: been talking about for a while. Absolutely, I think that'd
- 42:31Speaker 2: be fun.
- 42:31Speaker 6: Yeah, wedding weddings about mitzvah.
- 42:33Speaker 2: What do you say your minimum was? Again? Right, that's
- 42:36Speaker 2: a great.
- 42:36Speaker 6: Big So minimum minimum per guest is one seventy five
- 42:39Speaker 6: guests right now, we're doing five courses. You get soup, salad,
- 42:42Speaker 6: app entree, and a dessert. The menu is completely customizable
- 42:47Speaker 6: based on dietary restrictions and food allergies.
- 42:51Speaker 2: Party. Yeah.
- 42:52Speaker 6: So it's five guests minimum, Okay, and we can we can,
- 42:57Speaker 6: we can go hard like I mean, we're ready for
- 42:59Speaker 6: weddings like I've done. I've been dinners for upwards to
- 43:02Speaker 6: you know, one hundred and fifty to two hundred people.
- 43:04Speaker 2: Oh wow, but you know you can't do that by yourself.
- 43:06Speaker 2: But do you have enough? Yea, we have, I have.
- 43:08Speaker 2: I have a team of people ready. Nice. So yeah,
- 43:12Speaker 2: hey your waffle steamen brother, Yeah yeah, okay, I don't
- 43:15Speaker 2: want to know, I know, you know what you're doing.
- 43:17Speaker 2: But I'm trying to be your wingman here. Man, there
- 43:21Speaker 2: you go. Well, Chef Swoop is here. He's doing some
- 43:25Speaker 2: more chicken waffles. We'll we'll post some video in a
- 43:28Speaker 2: link to Can he tell people how to make this
- 43:30Speaker 2: this pumpkin waffle stuff.
- 43:32Speaker 6: I can give you the waffle recipe and I can
- 43:34Speaker 6: give you the viral Friday.
- 43:35Speaker 2: Nice asking where's the recipe? We'll post it on you
- 43:40Speaker 2: come get your thrillers, man, I got you. Yeah, we'll
- 43:42Speaker 2: post it on our social more what he shows next?
- 43:44Speaker 2: Hang on?
- 43:46Speaker 3: No, what do you show.
- 43:50Speaker 16: Your cancer? Around my ankle?
- 43:51Speaker 2: Do you feel each individual?
- 43:53Speaker 6: Pump?
- 43:54Speaker 2: Pump?
- 43:57Speaker 14: All right?
- 43:58Speaker 2: So in Chicago, this United Airlines flight was scheduled to
- 44:03Speaker 2: leave O'Hare and then suddenly the flight gets delayed.
- 44:08Speaker 5: Why delayed was fighting over the overhead.
- 44:19Speaker 2: And broken tray table, broken tray table, catering didn't show
- 44:24Speaker 2: up with the drinks. The lights didn't work, lights didn't work. Menace.
- 44:28Speaker 2: It was a fight. Oh sweet, But it wasn't between
- 44:31Speaker 2: the passengers. They board it fine. It was delayed because
- 44:33Speaker 2: there was a fight between a couple of the flight attendants. Yeah,
- 44:37Speaker 2: I'm not sure what started it, but it was so bad.
- 44:39Speaker 2: All the passengers had to get off the plane, the
- 44:42Speaker 2: crew had to be replaced. It ended up being a
- 44:44Speaker 2: four hour delay.
- 44:47Speaker 5: God, I told you that these flight attendants were getting
- 44:53Speaker 5: kind of spicy when I was in Miami because one
- 44:56Speaker 5: of the flight attendants was late and was delaying the
- 44:58Speaker 5: plane and they couldn't leave. So I found the guy
- 45:01Speaker 5: on on LinkedIn that was late, like, are you gonna
- 45:06Speaker 5: get here so we can leave?
- 45:09Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 45:09Speaker 5: Because I knew the airline. They said his name, yeah,
- 45:12Speaker 5: and it was like.
- 45:13Speaker 2: A unique name.
- 45:14Speaker 5: So then I like, I googled it and found him
- 45:16Speaker 5: on LinkedIn, and I'm.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Like, as far as they let you board without the
- 45:19Speaker 2: entire crew there, because unless this is not true, my
- 45:22Speaker 2: flight attendant friend told me that every crew member has
- 45:25Speaker 2: to be there in the plane before you start.
- 45:27Speaker 14: We did.
- 45:28Speaker 2: We were at the gate waiting, Oh okay, so you
- 45:30Speaker 2: weren't on board, and in this case the crew was
- 45:32Speaker 2: on board. They just started fighting and then they made
- 45:35Speaker 2: everybody get off board. So I sort of love triangle.
- 45:37Speaker 2: The United listed the official cause of the delay as
- 45:41Speaker 2: crew availability. Now is that to get out of like
- 45:44Speaker 2: having to compensate people for the delay? Probably just embarrassment, Yeah,
- 45:48Speaker 2: probably both. It's not availability now, well it is.
- 45:52Speaker 16: If you got to send you know, three of them
- 45:54Speaker 16: home because they're fighting emotional availability.
- 45:56Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Did you see the other story
- 45:59Speaker 2: talk about travel eighty year old woman was left behind
- 46:02Speaker 2: on a remote island. The cruise ship that she was
- 46:06Speaker 2: on left without her. It's sweet. So no, the ship docked,
- 46:11Speaker 2: the woman joined a group for a hiking excursion. Greg
- 46:15Speaker 2: always goes, well, oh yeah, and at some point she
- 46:18Speaker 2: got separated from the group, didn't get back to the
- 46:20Speaker 2: ship before it departed at sunset, wasn't reported missing until
- 46:23Speaker 2: around midnight, and well after the ship had already left.
- 46:26Speaker 2: So a search party went on the trail to look
- 46:28Speaker 2: for and they did find her. Bad news. Dead Yeah,
- 46:32Speaker 2: oh my god. They say the woman's death was a
- 46:35Speaker 2: sudden and non suspicious. Probably had a heart attack. Yeah,
- 46:38Speaker 2: freaking out between the hiking and then also realizing that
- 46:41Speaker 2: you had been abandoned with people. I know, whoever's in
- 46:44Speaker 2: charge of that excursion is screwed.
- 46:46Speaker 13: But also if you're with friends or family, right, they
- 46:48Speaker 13: got on the ship without you. Yeah, you're traveling alone at.
- 46:53Speaker 5: Eighty I mean reporting missing that, I mean that is
- 46:57Speaker 5: weird because remember when I I skipped out on purpose
- 47:01Speaker 5: and they were blown up my phone. Yeah, so crazy.
- 47:05Speaker 2: Yeah, So Menace and his wife, they were doing one
- 47:07Speaker 2: of their crazy they travel things and they were in
- 47:12Speaker 2: a Biza and in a cruise It's so it stopped
- 47:15Speaker 2: in a Biza and then the cruise ship was going
- 47:17Speaker 2: on to somewhere in Italy. Okay, so I was moving
- 47:20Speaker 2: on to a different port from there. They decided that
- 47:22Speaker 2: to get back on the boat to stay in the
- 47:24Speaker 2: Beza that night to go to who was the David Gett,
- 47:26Speaker 2: David Ghetta. It was awesome, the DJ David Ghetto was
- 47:29Speaker 2: doing like a thing, and so Menace like hung out
- 47:31Speaker 2: for that Purposely, they got off the boat knowing that
- 47:34Speaker 2: they were going to skip getting back on board and
- 47:36Speaker 2: then you had what it was it two planes. Yeah,
- 47:40Speaker 2: so we had to leave to get back to where
- 47:42Speaker 2: the ship was. Yeah, but they said they were actually
- 47:44Speaker 2: really cool about it. They okay, I mean they blew
- 47:46Speaker 2: up my phone for a long time. I was just
- 47:48Speaker 2: ignoring it, and then I finally talked to him and
- 47:52Speaker 2: they go, well, can you meet up with us at
- 47:54Speaker 2: the next port. I said yeah, They go, okay, we'll
- 47:56Speaker 2: see you then. So okay, but remind me so it
- 47:59Speaker 2: was like a flight to a boat to another flight
- 48:02Speaker 2: or something like that. It was something crazy.
- 48:03Speaker 5: It was leaving the Visa airport, flying to Barcelona, Spain,
- 48:07Speaker 5: and then flying to where we need to go in
- 48:09Speaker 5: Italy to catch up with the boat he intentionally missed.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Did you like bring a suitcase with you off the boat,
- 48:15Speaker 2: just like a carry bag? You know, I wouldn't have
- 48:18Speaker 2: been able to enjoy myself. What I'd have been too
- 48:21Speaker 2: nervous skipping out on getting back on the boat. Drinks
- 48:24Speaker 2: and a viza.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Za.
- 48:29Speaker 9: Am I the a hole because I love watching YouTube
- 48:33Speaker 9: videos of people running and they missed the boat by
- 48:36Speaker 9: like ten seconds.
- 48:38Speaker 2: Yes, it's their fault.
- 48:42Speaker 5: That's totally their fault.
- 48:43Speaker 4: They know what exactly.
- 48:45Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, how that work out? Like VICI did, the
- 48:51Speaker 2: same thing didn't work out.
- 48:52Speaker 5: So I'll tell you this though, before you get super
- 48:56Speaker 5: old or before.
- 48:57Speaker 2: You die, you need to at least spend one night
- 48:59Speaker 2: in a viza. It is super fun.
- 49:01Speaker 3: You know.
- 49:01Speaker 2: When I finally got sober filled ten years older before,
- 49:04Speaker 2: it was something to do. I'm moving up, Mike, Mike Posner.
- 49:10Speaker 2: I'm a real big body because I've made a million dollars.
- 49:14Speaker 2: But you don't want to be like me, never really
- 49:17Speaker 2: know why.
- 49:18Speaker 3: Like me, you don't have a.
- 49:20Speaker 2: Long step off the coaster. I like the music of
- 49:22Speaker 2: this other side. I hate the next Yeah, who is
- 49:28Speaker 2: you know? You remember this song though?
- 49:30Speaker 14: Right? Right?
- 49:30Speaker 2: Of course I don't know the words, but I remember it. Yeah,
- 49:38Speaker 2: said so had said? I forgot how long this thing
- 49:42Speaker 2: took the kick it out? It builds for a while. Yeah. Yeah.
- 49:46Speaker 2: Those videos are people missing five seconds and they're on
- 49:50Speaker 2: the golf cart. Yeah here, and then they're running so good.
- 50:00Speaker 2: Chef's sweet, sorry, and you're like the white man Bob.
- 50:04Speaker 6: Mike Poser, that recipe is going up for you guys,
- 50:07Speaker 6: for that chicken.
- 50:09Speaker 2: I like how he stays focused on business.
- 50:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:11Speaker 2: Man, we're over here being dumb. Yeah, he's like, all right,
- 50:15Speaker 2: well I got that recipe, guys. Cool. Yeah, nice music available.
- 50:20Speaker 2: You know, I got you.
- 50:20Speaker 6: I got it in my mind.
- 50:21Speaker 2: I got you.
- 50:22Speaker 5: But yeah, Mike Poser, actually he took a break from
- 50:26Speaker 5: music and he walked across the United States.
- 50:28Speaker 8: He did.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't he do it?
- 50:30Speaker 16: After a parent died or something.
- 50:32Speaker 2: That I passed away? It was super cool. Well, anyway, yeah,
- 50:36Speaker 2: this woman, that's pretty damn sad investigation. The cruise line
- 50:41Speaker 2: said they're deeply sorry that this occurred, so at least
- 50:44Speaker 2: they apologize. Yeah, ok, I know what that is.
- 50:51Speaker 15: Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
- 50:54Speaker 2: And when you have another new hour, lockloaded, ready to go. Now,
- 50:59Speaker 2: I'm looking around, where's uh, where's Morgan Morgan? Where's Morgan Morgan?
- 51:04Speaker 14: Uh?
- 51:05Speaker 2: Tyler, Menji, come on, come on in, come on in?
- 51:10Speaker 2: All right, here's crazy. Here's Morgan? Nice? All right, best on? Yeah,
- 51:16Speaker 2: all right, Morgan, all right, there's a there's Morgan. Here
- 51:19Speaker 2: comes Tyler and Menji walking here extra slow. Yeah, they're
- 51:25Speaker 2: not the quickest people.
- 51:26Speaker 16: Menji is mad slow.
- 51:28Speaker 2: I've never seen anyone mad slow fire And I don't
- 51:33Speaker 2: want to spoil the surprise, but is this nineteen seventy six?
- 51:37Speaker 2: All of our gangs? I'm seeing the Coneheads? Uh huh,
- 51:40Speaker 2: I've seen the goon.
- 51:41Speaker 16: You don't recognize who we are.
- 51:43Speaker 8: I said, the Coneheads. I don't know what their names were.
- 51:45Speaker 8: It's been a long time since I yea movie.
- 51:46Speaker 2: All right, now, what are you wearing here?
- 51:48Speaker 16: We got on to I have a my weighted vest,
- 51:51Speaker 16: which I'm using as a like an agent.
- 51:54Speaker 2: Vest type, right, Okay, we.
- 51:58Speaker 16: Bosses and I'm ball bald cap I'm Agent Sebastian.
- 52:02Speaker 2: Oh you know what I couldn't tell you part.
- 52:09Speaker 16: We've got other versions of sea Yeah.
- 52:11Speaker 2: Now, men, which version of sea bass are you? I'm
- 52:13Speaker 2: the one right across as you can see, we're wearing
- 52:16Speaker 2: the exact same colored shirt and everything, present day, present day,
- 52:22Speaker 2: present day, present day. And then, dumb ass Tyler, which
- 52:25Speaker 2: version of sea basster you?
- 52:26Speaker 8: So?
- 52:26Speaker 2: Morgan calls it bulking Sea Bass? I call it fat
- 52:29Speaker 2: sea Bass? So the one that is also currently president
- 52:34Speaker 2: getting at all?
- 52:36Speaker 14: Sure?
- 52:36Speaker 2: Whatever you say? Fatty?
- 52:40Speaker 8: Wow, we got v I don't know Van had the
- 52:44Speaker 8: cap on to Was this the version of sea bass
- 52:47Speaker 8: when guys in the street called me the Yeah, I'm
- 52:49Speaker 8: a black bass.
- 52:50Speaker 2: Yeah, look it's black bass. Here he's wearing as leisure
- 52:57Speaker 2: were He's ready for the gym that yeah. Yeah.
- 53:02Speaker 7: Rules.
- 53:03Speaker 2: Now, Greg, which one do you think is the most accurate?
- 53:06Speaker 2: I mean they all look pretty accurate. Probably he has
- 53:13Speaker 2: a pop tart h T coke to prove it. Oh damn,
- 53:17Speaker 2: what's going on?
- 53:18Speaker 14: You know?
- 53:18Speaker 2: I see you eat pop tarts at the studio all
- 53:19Speaker 2: the time. I noticed, No, I did notice that you're
- 53:22Speaker 2: reading a pop part the other day we were crossing
- 53:24Speaker 2: paths were I was leaving the office, you were walking
- 53:26Speaker 2: into the office one time. I just noticed it the
- 53:29Speaker 2: other day. It's just a more current reference. But anyway,
- 53:33Speaker 2: I mean spot swings and five missus. I thought it
- 53:35Speaker 2: was a curious choice after you had NonStop cakes. Yeah,
- 53:39Speaker 2: he's going to chase the cake with a pop tart.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Sounds good. Maybe that's how you end up being like, uh,
- 53:45Speaker 2: you know, dumb ass sea bass. This this right here
- 53:48Speaker 2: leads to coke swort piece at one in the morning gateway.
- 53:52Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a scare tactic sea bass Christmas future and
- 53:57Speaker 5: you what are you wearing?
- 53:59Speaker 2: Gina?
- 53:59Speaker 12: I'm so comfortable today I pulled out the Ugie Boogie
- 54:02Speaker 12: Onesie costume from What is It? Night Before Christias?
- 54:06Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's so cute and looks so comfortable. I
- 54:09Speaker 2: just wanted an excuse to wear, you know, Furrey Onesie.
- 54:13Speaker 2: At what point are you going to stop going around
- 54:17Speaker 2: dressed up in costume for trigger treating stuff? Because you
- 54:19Speaker 2: get suckered into.
- 54:20Speaker 12: This whenever the kid says, you know, in charge, because
- 54:24Speaker 12: it's how many more years could this possibly happen?
- 54:27Speaker 1: You know?
- 54:27Speaker 2: If he likes it. We'll create a little magic for him.
- 54:29Speaker 2: This is not hard. I have a feeling this is
- 54:31Speaker 2: a she's leading that.
- 54:33Speaker 12: You guys, you guys have met me, right obviously, see
- 54:37Speaker 12: a bass hasn't. But that is not that I would
- 54:40Speaker 12: love nothing more than to just to wear human clothing.
- 54:43Speaker 2: I don't know about that, because I think you leave
- 54:45Speaker 2: the door wide open to this exactly. Okay, well, you're
- 54:48Speaker 2: you're wrong. I've never I've never done it because the
- 54:51Speaker 2: door is shut. Clothes, it's no. You do other things
- 54:54Speaker 2: for your kids that I would never do. And he's
- 54:56Speaker 2: if he wants me to wear Ugie Boogie for another year,
- 54:59Speaker 2: that's fine. You can't let these kids think that they're
- 55:01Speaker 2: in charge.
- 55:01Speaker 8: Man, she's twisting her arm or he's twisting her arm
- 55:05Speaker 8: right for whimsy. Okay, yeah, I'm saying like, you can't
- 55:07Speaker 8: let these kids think that they're in control. You do it,
- 55:10Speaker 8: you lose, you lose control.
- 55:13Speaker 2: Trust me, he does not think he's in control of
- 55:15Speaker 2: what age your kids stop caring about chuck or trees.
- 55:17Speaker 2: I don't know, like thirteen fourteen, Well depends. When my
- 55:20Speaker 2: son got into doing the whole decorating the yard thing.
- 55:24Speaker 2: He was more interested in handing out the candy and
- 55:26Speaker 2: watching people react to the stuff that he's set up.
- 55:29Speaker 2: So for him. But like my daughter, she's going out
- 55:32Speaker 2: with her friends. I think it's later for girls. Yeah,
- 55:34Speaker 2: so's she's going out with her friends. She's thirteen, right, Yeah,
- 55:39Speaker 2: So you what you're saying, Guna is you're clinging to
- 55:42Speaker 2: these last few years. Yeah, I'm clinging exactly, clinging godhood.
- 55:46Speaker 16: You give your steps on good memories.
- 55:48Speaker 12: I know I don't see best fourteen thousand kids. He
- 55:50Speaker 12: doesn't take care of, but I got one, and I
- 55:52Speaker 12: want to make sure he's taking care of. Look, if
- 55:53Speaker 12: that's what he wants to do, I can wear a
- 55:55Speaker 12: pajama costume.
- 55:56Speaker 2: If you're If you're into it, that's that's great. It's
- 55:58Speaker 2: just like that to me, like I see a newborn,
- 56:01Speaker 2: I go. My wife and I both would get like
- 56:02Speaker 2: that full body shiver, like can you imagine going back
- 56:05Speaker 2: to that? I never had that one up and then
- 56:08Speaker 2: thinking like oh my god, she's doing this because the
- 56:11Speaker 2: kid decided that this is what we're gonna Then we're
- 56:13Speaker 2: gonna wal around the neighborhood in a costume. He asked us,
- 56:16Speaker 2: can we do this this year?
- 56:17Speaker 15: All?
- 56:17Speaker 2: Right?
- 56:18Speaker 12: But I think what I think is gonna happen is
- 56:20Speaker 12: this year he's going to see the other kids and
- 56:22Speaker 12: the other kids parents not dressed up, and he's gonna
- 56:24Speaker 12: be like, whoa back off too, and he'll you know,
- 56:28Speaker 12: he'll figure that.
- 56:29Speaker 2: Out and he'll start going with his friends, which would
- 56:31Speaker 2: be great. Yeah, but this is our first trick or
- 56:34Speaker 2: treating a new neighborhood, and we're all gonna go it's
- 56:37Speaker 2: gonna be fine. Yeah, all right, well, nice nice work
- 56:39Speaker 2: on the costumes.
- 56:42Speaker 5: Never got an answer, which one's your favorite.
- 56:44Speaker 8: My only problem is and big that the Texas pointing
- 56:47Speaker 8: this now big fail on none of them doing any
- 56:49Speaker 8: kind of cyber truck thing related.
- 56:51Speaker 2: To their costumes. I think only problem is between the
- 56:53Speaker 2: four of them they can't afford one. Oh yeah, buy
- 56:56Speaker 2: a car for a costume, a car you would wear
- 57:00Speaker 2: when it come on. Jesus, no, no, I think this
- 57:03Speaker 2: is more accurate.
- 57:04Speaker 16: You don't deserve that much thought put into a mask.
- 57:05Speaker 16: We got the ball caps and that was the main.
- 57:07Speaker 2: That that four people, according to costume is not a
- 57:09Speaker 2: lot of But that's that is some. But she's saying
- 57:11Speaker 2: that would have been extra. Yeah, that's true.
- 57:13Speaker 16: There is a line I thought you'd be honored that
- 57:15Speaker 16: we chose you. It would have been anyone.
- 57:16Speaker 8: Well, you guys just did such a poor job as
- 57:18Speaker 8: the problem does not I think that means you won?
- 57:20Speaker 2: I think does this not like appease your ego in
- 57:22Speaker 2: some weird way? Well, to see the problem is they're
- 57:24Speaker 2: not doing it properly. They're trying to undercut me. No,
- 57:28Speaker 2: they're trying to undergoing. I consistently set the standard of
- 57:31Speaker 2: excellence on everything. Congratulation. I supported a colleague's growth by
- 57:36Speaker 2: sharing feedback and mentoring them, informally contributing to our value
- 57:40Speaker 2: of continuous learning and development. You are a hero. And
- 57:46Speaker 2: time for today's dumb ass contests. It's a Friday tradition.
- 57:51Speaker 2: Today's dumb ass contest is the D eight seven seven
- 57:57Speaker 2: four is the phone number. And before we get this
- 58:00Speaker 2: contestant on the line, Sea Bass explaining the way the
- 58:03Speaker 2: game that works. Everybody, please, I.
- 58:04Speaker 8: Find somebody very drunk and ask them just the most
- 58:06Speaker 8: easy questions you could ever imagine.
- 58:08Speaker 2: So that's not the game. The game isn't what's the
- 58:10Speaker 2: answer to the question. The game is is the drunk
- 58:12Speaker 2: person so drunk?
- 58:13Speaker 8: Yeah, but they won't know the answer to these otherwise
- 58:15Speaker 8: very easy questions, and you can guess whether they know.
- 58:18Speaker 2: Two times out of three you win, and that you
- 58:20Speaker 2: will be Ben Hey, good morning, Ben. Hey. Yeah, all right,
- 58:26Speaker 2: so Ben, you're gonna be the contestant for this week's
- 58:29Speaker 2: d u I Q. Now, before we get to the questions,
- 58:31Speaker 2: account Ben, we're gonna get to know this person and
- 58:33Speaker 2: see just how drunk or with that they are, not
- 58:35Speaker 2: with that they are before we make you try to guess.
- 58:38Speaker 2: And who is this person? How perfect for spooky season?
- 58:41Speaker 2: It's Damien?
- 58:45Speaker 8: Yeah, and Damien is so uh well, we're gonna find
- 58:48Speaker 8: out just how wasted Damien is. And I promised listen,
- 58:50Speaker 8: just listen to him. I promise this is not a
- 58:51Speaker 8: homeless person. Okay, Damien, what if you had a drink
- 58:54Speaker 8: this evening?
- 58:55Speaker 2: Huh No? To all the questions? Beer than vodka? How
- 59:01Speaker 2: many beers would you say you had this evening?
- 59:03Speaker 11: Three?
- 59:03Speaker 2: Weird?
- 59:04Speaker 15: I don't believe you.
- 59:06Speaker 2: No, because I'm more vodka.
- 59:08Speaker 5: Oh that makes yeah, well I even more vodka than beer.
- 59:13Speaker 2: And and I wake up tomorrow. I'll wait, good, What
- 59:18Speaker 2: are you gonna wake up tomorrow?
- 59:19Speaker 15: What are you gonna do?
- 59:21Speaker 2: Go home?
- 59:22Speaker 17: Did you hear to sleep on the street side or
- 59:24Speaker 17: what I Oh.
- 59:26Speaker 2: No, one time I set on a street and at home,
- 59:31Speaker 2: so I know how holy well.
- 59:40Speaker 1: Go home.
- 59:45Speaker 2: I don't know what at home? What the age is
- 59:47Speaker 2: where you like it becomes like funny, like like that
- 59:49Speaker 2: stupid kid to like, oh that's sad, go home? How
- 59:54Speaker 2: old was he heard? That's true? Got to stop me
- 59:59Speaker 2: when that happened? I bet you ready? Questions on you? Yeah, okay,
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: here we go. Do you want to question number one?
- 1:00:06Speaker 15: Who is Batman's butler?
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: Who is Batman's butler? What is his name? Character? I'll
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: take you know what, I'll take an actor name if
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: you got that.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: Oh that's right.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh no to Damien, sure again on all of them.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: I'll say no to Menace and a couple of years
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: since we had a Batman movie. Yeah, I'll say in
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: triple no, I'm going to say yes to Menace and
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: no to Sammy and Damien.
- 1:00:37Speaker 9: Okay, you're saying yes to Menace. Yeah, I'm kind of
- 1:00:41Speaker 9: leaning that directions, but I think I'm gonna do quadruple no.
- 1:00:44Speaker 9: The fourth no is myself.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: You don't know the answer there are that's not surprising
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: great and I know, uh the actor as well. Really, yeah, wow, yeah,
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: I agree? This is an easy one. Yes, Menace and Sammy,
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: do you think that Damien is going to get it?
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: Ben? What do you think? Do you think that Damian
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: gets his one?
- 1:01:02Speaker 14: Yes?
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Or no?
- 1:01:04Speaker 14: No way, no way? He knows Alfred?
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: All right, there you go question number one?
- 1:01:09Speaker 15: Who is Batman's butler?
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: What were you gonna say? Manace? I was gonna put Alfred,
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: but I was not one hundred percent in that an Sammy?
- 1:01:18Speaker 16: Can I change answer?
- 1:01:19Speaker 14: No?
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: I said, Jeeves, Jeeves, because we need something you ask Jeeves?
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Now?
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: Does anybody can you name? The actor? Can name? I
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: can't even think of one actor that Michael Caine. Michael
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: Michael Remember he was in Jewels when Jaws was like
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: in the Bahamaemember, like the Mommy shark was mad that
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: the other one was killed and so it was like
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: chasing the sailboat down. Remember that one A shark actually
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: growled dirty? Is it dirty? Rotten? Scoundrels and scoundrels with
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: Steve Martin never even seen Jaws all the way through
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: the original. Really, I would also accepted Alan Napier from
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: the TV series. Okay, all right, well, Ben's that Damien
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: would not get it. Let's se if he's right. Question
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: number one, do U i Q?
- 1:02:04Speaker 15: Who is Batman's butler?
- 1:02:06Speaker 14: Wait?
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: The last one he was, what do you think it is?
- 1:02:13Speaker 14: Yeah?
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I can do it. All right? Well, Ben, you're
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: on the board. You got one, and Ben, don't shout
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: out with the answer. Don't give us the answers because
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: we're seeing these guys, that's all. Question number two, do
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: U i Q?
- 1:02:32Speaker 17: If a woman's gets an I U D what is
- 1:02:34Speaker 17: she trying to prevent?
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: All right? Bonus points for what does it stand for? Okay?
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: Uh?
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: No for Damien. I was gonna say yes for Sammy,
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: but then I remember we like dumped her on a
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: couple of you know these uh women's health questions. I
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: bet she knows this. I'll say yes, uh Menace, yes,
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: now do can either one of them?
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: Do?
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: Tell us what it stands for? And double no.
- 1:03:04Speaker 9: I'm going to say no to Damien obviously right, yes
- 1:03:08Speaker 9: to Sammy and no to what it stands for. And
- 1:03:12Speaker 9: I'm saying yes to Menace no for what it's doing.
- 1:03:15Speaker 14: All right.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm also saying yes to Samy and Menace no
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: to Damien. Ben, what do you think yes or no
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: for Damien, No for Damien. I Question number two d
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: U I Q.
- 1:03:31Speaker 17: The woman gets an I U D. What is she
- 1:03:33Speaker 17: trying to prevent?
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: Sammy? Pregnancy? Menace pregnancy? What does it stand for?
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: Uh?
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Injectable ultimate deterrent.
- 1:03:46Speaker 13: Alright, sammy inserted uterus devices.
- 1:03:54Speaker 8: She's circling around the answer, right, Yeah, what about mine? Yeah,
- 1:03:58Speaker 8: but you're farther away.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: What did you say again? It was injectable ultimate deterrent
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: interplanetary uranus device. I'm sure Gina will tell you inter
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: your inter uterine device, intra uterine device.
- 1:04:14Speaker 14: Okay.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: I was very thought it was inner uterine like in
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: her uterine. That's not device. Nobody knows what Question number
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: two do U I Q.
- 1:04:22Speaker 17: If a woman gets an I U D, what is
- 1:04:25Speaker 17: she trying to prevent?
- 1:04:29Speaker 15: Vagina?
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: Nom? Vagina? I never had vagina?
- 1:04:36Speaker 15: You never had vagina?
- 1:04:37Speaker 12: No, never got That became a confession vagina. Maybe you
- 1:04:43Speaker 12: can give him some, Yeah, buddy, yeah, here's a little
- 1:04:46Speaker 12: vagina for you.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: Well, then we'll go. He doesn't want to hang out
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: afterwards a cuddle. He just wants to go home. Probably
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: for the best. I think he died without ever having vagina.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: There's no way he survived that night. I will and
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: congratulations you are a winner on a very very stressful
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: round here on the d U Y two. All right, man, hey,
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: enjoy your weekend. Thank you for listening. Hang on one second,
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: we'll get all your information. Okay, thank you. All right,
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: there's a there's Ben. Everybody, yeah, would talking about question
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: number three? Which Ben did? And Ebel play for funds.
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: He's here.
- 1:05:23Speaker 17: How many inches are in a foot?
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: How many inches are in a foot? This might be
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: the easiest one I've ever asked Greg. It's right up there.
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: Oh there is the sky? How many inches are in
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: a foot? I mean, even Damien should get this, even
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: the dead guy.
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: I'm still saying, I say, no dog, yeah from another country.
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: You don't know that. Yeah, what's the Libya or some
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: other country that uses the metric system? And yes to
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: these two. Everybody uses that is a home what everybody
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: uses the metric system? Liberia, That's what I was thinking.
- 1:06:02Speaker 12: Okay, and Miamia, I'm gonna say I'm going to say
- 1:06:06Speaker 12: yes to Sammy and Medace and not a big big
- 1:06:08Speaker 12: dog Damien.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: Alright, noted Damien, Yes to both Menace and Sammy medic
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: and Sammy, do you think that Damien gets it?
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: No?
- 1:06:15Speaker 15: No, no?
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: Question number three?
- 1:06:17Speaker 11: Do u i q?
- 1:06:18Speaker 15: How many inches are in a foot?
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: Tell it's correct?
- 1:06:24Speaker 15: How many inches are you?
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Fie?
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: I continue to twelve and make you feel good?
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: There we go.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: He could use that for all his vagina that he gets.
- 1:06:34Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: Now, were the people sharing in the background just happened
- 1:06:38Speaker 5: to be perfect timing?
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: Were they happy for him? Yeah? Give him a wing
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: where he can take it. Find it. Let's by the
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: do u i q. We're gonna take a quick break more.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: What show next? Hang on would be considered a preservative, genetically.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: Modified, genetically modified menace origin?
- 1:06:57Speaker 6: Maybe yes, exactly right?
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: Show he puts the G in Garcia, so call sports
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: with Garca?
- 1:07:11Speaker 14: All right?
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Happy Friday, Jeff.
- 1:07:12Speaker 7: G hegobody Whinny show, Happy Friday and Happy Halloween. Dodger
- 1:07:16Speaker 7: season is on the line tonight. Man, it all comes
- 1:07:18Speaker 7: down to Game six of the World Series from Toronto
- 1:07:21Speaker 7: this evening at five pm. Here is manager Dave Roberts
- 1:07:25Speaker 7: on what needs to happen tonight.
- 1:07:26Speaker 11: They've just got to compete and fight in the batter's
- 1:07:29Speaker 11: box and it's one on one hitter versus pitcher, and
- 1:07:32Speaker 11: that's it. I gave our players an option to uh,
- 1:07:35Speaker 11: you know, not work out today because of you know,
- 1:07:38Speaker 11: the long series and eighteen namings and trapping all this stuff,
- 1:07:41Speaker 11: and not one guy took the option. So that was
- 1:07:44Speaker 11: pretty exciting for me and just speaks to where these
- 1:07:46Speaker 11: guys are at.
- 1:07:47Speaker 7: Dave Roberts also said he's open to using Otani out
- 1:07:49Speaker 7: of the bullpen. Otani might start Game seven and maybe
- 1:07:52Speaker 7: even play the outfield. He also has to rule out
- 1:07:55Speaker 7: more lineup changes for the rest of the team as well. Listen,
- 1:07:58Speaker 7: you gotta do whatever it takes to win tonight and
- 1:08:00Speaker 7: get to a Game seven. You can catch all the
- 1:08:02Speaker 7: action on a five to seventy LA Sports, our sister station,
- 1:08:06Speaker 7: or on the free iHeartRadio app. Moving on to the NFL,
- 1:08:09Speaker 7: My Chargers are in Tennessee on Sunday at ten am.
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: Bolts favored by nine and a half.
- 1:08:13Speaker 7: Rams are hosting the Saints at one oh five on Sunday,
- 1:08:16Speaker 7: Rams are favored by fourteen and a half.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: NBA Austin Reeves and.
- 1:08:20Speaker 7: The Lakers are in Memphis today taking on John Moran
- 1:08:22Speaker 7: at six thirty. Lakers hosting the Heat on Sunday at
- 1:08:25Speaker 7: Crypto Pelicans and Clippers tonight at the Intuit Dome. College
- 1:08:29Speaker 7: Football USC at Nebraska tomorrow at four thirty. And in
- 1:08:33Speaker 7: the NHL Kings loss to the Red Wings yesterday four
- 1:08:36Speaker 7: to three in a shootout. Devils and Kings tomorrow and
- 1:08:39Speaker 7: tonight you got Red Wings and Ducks. Ducks and Devils
- 1:08:42Speaker 7: on Sunday.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: Have a great sports weekend. Listen, it's not over Dodger fans.
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: I'm Jeff G. And let's sookout sports, all right, Jeff G.
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: Jef Y Thoz are phenomenon. Well, because I've bar been
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: that drug.
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've barv dumpster dumpster, Hell.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. And there's times I wake up and I
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: don't remember getting back to my room. I don't remember
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: how I got dressed. And now back to the Woodie Show.
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: I was reading about how the Washington Nationals, this guy
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: Blake but Terra, looking at him as the new manager,
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: became the youngest person to be like a manager in
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: the major leagues in over fifty years. He's thirty three
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: years old, damn. And that's got to be a pretty
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: wild feeling. You think, for sure you're the manager of
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: a major league baseball team, You're thirty three. Now, pretty cool.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: We've seen that in the NFL before, from Mike Tomlin
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: to Sean Payton, Sean McVay, not Sean McVay, not Peyton, Sean.
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: You know, it's a that that's got to be so weird.
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: Thirty three now is the older looking thirty three?
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: I don't know anything about I don't know anything about
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: this guy. I'm just reading about it. It's like, that's
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: that's got to be pretty cool, though, Well, what's trippier that?
- 1:09:56Speaker 9: Or when you hear of an NHL player who's eighteen, right,
- 1:09:59Speaker 9: I think that's even weirder.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: That's pretty cool too. Eighteen child, Yes, and you're a
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: professional baseball player hockey player making how much better? Yeah? Yeah?
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: Pretty neat rules. See he looks like he's an older
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: thirty three kind of a okay.
- 1:10:16Speaker 9: I mean I also read that tonight's game is going
- 1:10:18Speaker 9: to be the most expensive sporting ticket ever in Canada history.
- 1:10:22Speaker 9: Damn two thousand on.
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: Average per ton. Wow, it's crazy, right, Yeah, I mean
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: I get it. It is the world serious. It's not
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: a regular season game, rights a big deal. Yeah, that's
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: that's a record that'll stand until they get the cup again. Yeah,
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: now close years.
- 1:10:40Speaker 5: For a second, I was looking at World Cup tickets
- 1:10:43Speaker 5: because I'm working on something for the World Cup. Five
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars for a.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: Ticket, okay, for a regular old ticket? Yeah no, yeah,
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: there's no way for the whole field, I mean show.
- 1:10:59Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe let's just say, let's say it's a whole suite,
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: right whatever, But like, but what the rose behind it?
- 1:11:05Speaker 5: It said it was a ticket, one ticket. It didn't
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: list it didn't list it.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: There's no way it's one ticket for half a million dollars.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: It was like on the field you're playing, you better
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: be playing, say you better be playing. Okay, let's just
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: let's put that one aside.
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: Even like behind it was like eighty thousand dollars okay
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: for a seat for a seat, Yeah, for sure, that
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: was definitely a seat.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a seat, a seat like on Ronaldo's laugh.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, eight seven seven forty four. You can send
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: us a text over to two two nine eight seven,
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: Uh friddy, okay, we have time for that. Hell yeah,
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: I think so let's do it tough time, Fridy. All right,
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: did I didn't have the official top hat?
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: I brought the official top a people were kind of
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: disappointed in where the top hat to my uh to
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: my cousin's wedding. You said it was formal. Yeah, but
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: a top hat with a suit. I think that would
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: have been clownish. He would have looked fantastic. I think
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: this might be for Gina. Oh would be perfect with
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: this one. Four non blondes? Oh you love what's up?
- 1:12:07Speaker 12: I love this song and it's very viral night right
- 1:12:10Speaker 12: now with a pickI minage.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: Yeah, they do a mash up real quick, Greg, What
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: does that say? Two tickets together together? Five hundred and
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: ninety eight thousand dollars? Yeah?
- 1:12:22Speaker 14: Is it for you?
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: Get tickets to every game at least on the field.
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: What says not just the of your life for one game?
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: All right? So we got we got the lyrics passed out.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: Four non blondes? What's up? Wood? You show Friday Oki
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: and you're gonna handle this one. I'll try. Of course,
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: we get to join in, We get to join in
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: for the chorus. Alright, just got a little bit of that,
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: she got a little bit. What do you mean on
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: that one? This is a screamy song. No you got
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: I think I think given hit in the right key.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: You got to make sure he hit the right.
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: We go.
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: What's up? What do you show Friday?
- 1:13:03Speaker 14: Ochy?
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: Everybody feel free to join in and head out? What
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: about here? Is and Alf you step trying to.
- 1:13:10Speaker 17: Get up that great big kill of hole.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: Fora decation.
- 1:13:20Speaker 4: I realized with me.
- 1:13:22Speaker 12: When I knew my shirt the world was made up
- 1:13:25Speaker 12: of his brother, food.
- 1:13:27Speaker 14: Of man.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: Bull whatever that means. Sorry everybody, And though I kind of.
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: Again my head.
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: Feeling thank you.
- 1:13:50Speaker 18: My money, got outside and I take a deep and
- 1:13:54Speaker 18: I can't real.
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: High street on top of my life? What's going everybody?
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: And say be author.
- 1:14:23Speaker 11: Okay?
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: I said that baby, hey baby, all right, so you
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: got a little break here? What do you show Friday?
- 1:14:36Speaker 14: Oki?
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: Alright?
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: Net curse and I try, Oh my god, do I try,
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: try try jail?
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: Then I try, oh wait, hold on, I try, Oh
- 1:15:02Speaker 4: my god, dad, I tried, oh god.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: Time all right, but now we're back on time.
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: There you you said to shout, and I.
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: Pray, I pray, pray, I pray the same god today.
- 1:15:25Speaker 4: Shut up alright?
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: And so I cried shot trys when I lay in.
- 1:15:34Speaker 15: My head and I'm an egg.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: Then I think he.
- 1:15:43Speaker 4: Give my morning, And I said outside and I take it.
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: And I can't dream. She the top of my last
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: what's going?
- 1:16:04Speaker 11: Hey?
- 1:16:05Speaker 14: How you doing?
- 1:16:06Speaker 8: What you.
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: Okay? I said, Hey, how you doing? You lot going? Hey?
- 1:16:33Speaker 14: How you doing?
- 1:16:34Speaker 6: What's going on?
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: You?
- 1:16:49Speaker 11: What's going?
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: Hey?
- 1:16:53Speaker 18: What's up?
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: Touch bag? All right? I love you and my life
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: trying to get up that great week.
- 1:17:17Speaker 18: Polls nice, very nice, did a nice job, Juograd.
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 1:17:31Speaker 13: Also in the news forces saying there's a possibility of
- 1:17:33Speaker 13: Woody's hemorhoids being back.
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: He back on this development and give you the latest
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: updates one available now more of the Woody Show. And
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: we've talked so much about it and now it's all
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: come down to this. It's been a lot of uh,
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: a lot of fight back and forth. Yeah, that fourth
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: uh we Burbiage. We have spent years during form menas
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: how he wont to fly first class to Dubai. Yes,
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: And then I got more details on the plane and
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: just all the amenities of the plane had I'm like, man,
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: that sounds kind of cool, well not bad. Maybe he's
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: onto something we should do this, Yeah, rules menace, let's
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: fly to Dubai.
- 1:18:18Speaker 5: Tell Yeah, I've heard so much about this from listeners.
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: This is like and as Menace gave us his birthday
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: month wish list. It's been on there for the past
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: handful of years and it's never as come to fruition.
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: So now we're going to do it. We're going to
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: do it in the form of an extreme weekend trip,
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: meaning that we leave Friday afternoon on a Friday, not
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: like Friday Friday, like a Friday afternoon. It's like a
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: four o'clock flight, sixteen hours to Dubai, land eight to
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: ten hours on the ground, I forget exactly how many,
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: and then right back on the plane sixteen hours back home.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: Landing back home Sunday around two pm. We will have
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: gone to Dubai and back in that time. Rules think
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: of cheers and chairs. The plane, the plane first class.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: You have like a little like a it's not even
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: a lay flat seat, it's like a little you have
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: like a little almost studio apartment.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: Yea.
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: And the plane is massive. There are showers, there's a bar,
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: it's like a triple deckor it's it's insane. I just
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: want to see it. It's incredible that it can fly.
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: We were taking the submissions, they all got narrowed down.
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: You guys then took those five semifinalists that we had,
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: you narrowed down the two and so it's between Richard Larson,
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: who works as an aerospace engineer. We talked to him,
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: and then Gilbert Fernandez, who this is the guy. Uh
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: he's also worked in aviation for like the last ten years,
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: and he kind of like me, just really about the plane.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: Although both of them said they would go and explore
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: a little bit of Dubai. I'm not leaving the airport,
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: but yeah, So it's a first class round trip flight
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: to Dubai and it's completely medicine. My discretion as to
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: who wins, and so we have discussed it in menace.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: Would you like to tell everybody how this works? Well?
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: To pull back the current a little bit.
- 1:20:22Speaker 5: I feel so bad that the other people didn't get
- 1:20:25Speaker 5: the votes to even get into the top two. And
- 1:20:28Speaker 5: because I know, I like, I've met Candice many times,
- 1:20:31Speaker 5: She's come out to all of events, so I feel
- 1:20:32Speaker 5: really bad she didn't even get to this point. But
- 1:20:35Speaker 5: to like, so it's not fully on me. Are you
- 1:20:39Speaker 5: I am gonna flip? I am gonna flip a coin
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: for us?
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: So it comes down because to be honest, I don't
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: really care. Both the guys were fine. I didn't have
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: like a vibe one way or the other on you know,
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: which one would be better or like somebody who would
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: be annoying. That was the big thing, is that we
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: didn't want to get stuck with somebody for that long,
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: and so you know, we just decide like, okay, fine
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: coin flip lady, because medicine really have like a hardcore
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: opinion one way or the other either the whole reason
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: for the decision. So we just wouldn't get stuck with
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: somebody who we felt would be annoying. Correct, that's it,
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: all right? So how heads is gonna be? Who you call?
- 1:21:17Speaker 5: We'll say heads will be Richard, and then tails will
- 1:21:21Speaker 5: be Gilbert.
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: Heads Richard, tails Gilbert. Now don't say what it is
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: once it lands, okay, because then we'll just we'll just
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: call the call the person, all.
- 1:21:30Speaker 20: Right, all right, ready, yep, all right, Okay, got it.
- 1:21:40Speaker 20: I can't see that. I can't see that asking me.
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so I'm gonna I'm gonna die right now,
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: hopefully pick up my god, hopefully I'm gonna flip again. Okay,
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: So what made you come up with the coin flip?
- 1:21:59Speaker 8: There?
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: I mean, how do you choose to be two things? Yeah,
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: that's like I don't know, dude, flip a coin.
- 1:22:09Speaker 14: Hellow is Richard?
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: Hey? Richard Lawson or Larsen?
- 1:22:15Speaker 14: Hey, my receptions garbage? Oh my gosh, I'm back.
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: Can you hear me Richard Richard? Oh my god, Richard Richard?
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: Can you hear us?
- 1:22:26Speaker 14: Yes?
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: Yes, just like I can't hear him at all? You guys,
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: I should wait, we should hang up and go to that.
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: We should probably move on.
- 1:22:32Speaker 14: Hey, can you hear me? Now?
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: I heard it for a second. It was kind of like, yeah,
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: I can't hear him. Can you hear him? Richard?
- 1:22:41Speaker 14: Can you guys hear me now?
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: Yeah, we can hear you. Yeah, you mess with me?
- 1:22:47Speaker 14: Oh my god.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: Yeah no.
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: At first at first the phone was garbage, but then
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: then then it was fine. Hey, yeah, hey Richard, Richard,
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: you're gonna go to Dubai with medicine. Yeah, That's what
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Yeah, so you are going to fly
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: to Dubai first class? Oh yeah, on this amazing aircraft.
- 1:23:12Speaker 14: Thank you so much. You guys are awesome.
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: Well, I mean it was the listeners that narrowed it
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: down between you and Gilbert and honorable mention. You know
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: I'm gonna do for for Gilbert. I'm gonna set Gilbert
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: up round trip bear Fair for two people anywhere in
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: the country he wants to go. Yes, that way, like
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: you know, with the holidays and everything coming up, if
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: there's somebody that you want to go get out of town,
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: maybe you want to use it to bring somebody to you,
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: We'll let Gilbert know. But we'll set him up with
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: round Trip bear Fair anywhere in the country that he
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: wants to go. But Richard, Yeah, but yeah, Richard Man,
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: you're going to Dubai.
- 1:23:45Speaker 14: You're going to I'm so excited to hang out with
- 1:23:48Speaker 14: you guys. That's the best part of the whole trip.
- 1:23:51Speaker 14: Actually for me, my wife is going crazy. She calls
- 1:23:54Speaker 14: you her best friends. Whenever she talks about you. She's
- 1:23:58Speaker 14: more jealous of that I get to meet you guys
- 1:24:00Speaker 14: on the plane or any of that stuff. But I'm
- 1:24:03Speaker 14: super excited for the whole experience.
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: Amazing teller. Thank you for the support. Now Richard again,
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: just to be clear, Uh, this is a weekend there
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: and back and uh we're going there. We're gonna fly
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: to sixteen hours. Are gonna be on the ground for
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: a little bit, you can do some sight seeing with
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: Medas and that we're flying right back.
- 1:24:19Speaker 14: Yep, super excited, super excited.
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: And also just to clarify, you are aware that you
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: were responsible for the taxes on on the prize of course,
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: and you have to bring an empty tupperware to bring
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: back caviar Forgret. Yeah. Oh yeah, there's that law. And
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: then Richard, there is one more thing. Okay, Richard, thanks
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: to our proud sponsor, Marongo Casino Resort in Spa, Marongo
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: is going to pay your taxes. You you are not
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: even responsible for the taxes. They decided to step in
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: and they're gonna they're gonna cover that for you.
- 1:25:03Speaker 14: Oh that's that's wow, it just gets better. That's amazing.
- 1:25:08Speaker 14: Thank Yeah, because I guess I'm gonna get a shirt.
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: And I'll tell you we we we started we started
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: getting into the into the numbers on that, and so
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: just targeting the weekend that we're targeting, which is like
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: the first weekend of December. Yeah, the ticket was like
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: thirty one thousand, went up a little bit for the audience,
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: it went up a little bit, so it was like
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: thirty one thousand and change for price. Yeah, and then
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: the federal income tax on that is twenty four percent,
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: and then on top of that there's a state thing
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: and that's then based on your income. So it was
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: gonna end up being like somehere close like seventeen or
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: eighteen thousand dollars. Like, oh boy, now we did We
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: didn't tell everybody you'd be responsible for the taxes. But
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: that's Marongo. That's amazing. Thank you to Morongo because you
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: stop stepping in and Richard, we're looking forward to the trip, Manski.
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun.
- 1:26:06Speaker 14: Thanks. I'm we're super looking forward to love it. Love it.
- 1:26:09Speaker 14: Thank you guys, love y'all.
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: All right, Richard, hang over second, we'll get some information
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: from you. Okay, Okay, there's a there's a there's Richard. Everybody,
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: Thank god he picked up that call. Yeah, you can
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: have a heart attack. Pretty emotional, Yeah, Morongo, good times indeed.
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: Huh amen. Yeah, yeah, I thought I thought that was
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: very I thought that was very cool though. Yeah, that
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: happens every once in a while. Remember we did the
- 1:26:34Speaker 2: the pos car giveaway. We're giving away that crappy five
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: hundred dollars beater yep, the craigslist beater. It passed inspection,
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: but it was everybody else had these brand new cars.
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: They were given away in the building, all the other stations,
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: and we didn't have any this At this point. We
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: had no money, no budget to spend for anything, and
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: so I paid the five hundred bucks to get this
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: car and we gave it away. We made it sound
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: like we were giving away a Bentley. We explained to
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: kill switch, but we described cigarette burn in the upholstery,
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: every rust stain, every discolored fender. The thing was a
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: bucket and we gave it in the course of that
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: because you know, so many people were talking about it
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: and it was just a fun thing. You remember, Toyota
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: stepped in, Yeah, our founding partner, Toyota stepped in, like, hey,
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: so when you're done giving away this pos old cart, Like,
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: would you guys be interested in giving away a new car?
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: Were like, uh, yeah, that was so cool again. I
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: remember that day. Yeah, And so then we gave away
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: I think it was a prius they gave we did. Yeah, Yeah,
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: we gave away a prius to this chick who won.
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: She was super psyched and I think she contacted us
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: recently and she still drives it. Yeah, of course is Toyota.
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: So that's a that's that's super fun. Man, I'm glad
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: And man, it was a back and forth at the
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: risk management department even get this thing done, and everybody
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: that helped out in our promotions department and even the
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: CEO of our company stepped in and got involved and
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: you know, made people actually do their jobs and h
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: and we got it done. So manage you're going to Dubai.
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: Can you believe my god.
- 1:28:01Speaker 5: Did you because you really on the you know, behind
- 1:28:05Speaker 5: the scenes of this, you really pushed through it.
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: Oh, I was yelling at a lot of people. Yeah,
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: I'm the one that got the CEO involved that as
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: I called him up a good can you believe this?
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: What it's really on you for making it happen? That
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: is how good idea? You know when when the thing
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: is you know, there are radio stations that would kill
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: for a great idea, you know, and then we come
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: up with these ideas that people seem to be into
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: and then we're just told no and why it can't
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: happen and is it can't do attitude? And so you
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: got to push through that, like don't just accept and
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: I think this is just a good lesson in general
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: for people. Don't take no at face value. In certain situations.
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: You got to take no at face value, I guess.
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: But in a situation like that, like just don't go,
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: oh it is what it is, ask the why, Well,
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: so why can't this be? Because usually there's one particular
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: thing and if you can address that issue, then it
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: can be done. So unless it's something that's like, you know,
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: you can't overcome whatever the why part it is, you
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: can figure it out. It can be done, and it
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: should be done. This is fun. This is a luxurious Yeah,
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: this is super fun. And it got figured out and
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: here we are and this is a great thing and
- 1:29:10Speaker 2: it's gonna be a lot of fun and we'll get
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: some some good content for menaces, social media stuff out
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: of it and absolutely check off the dream of yours
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: and the richer plant already thought of, Like what songs
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: that put in the videos? Oh nice? All right, we're
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: gonna take a quick break. We got the Friday Fail stories.
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: Those are coming up for you next year on the
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: Woody Show.
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: Hang on.
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: Millions, Like, straight up, you guys are idiots. Hey, what
- 1:29:39Speaker 2: do you call a big jack lantern? What a plumpkin?
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: Let me way a millennial in instagrams. Give the lizards
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: had a girlfriend, he had a reptile dysfunctions show Greg
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: sell us how uh so where he lived? There's like
- 1:30:04Speaker 2: the center Median and the city did such a subpar
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: job like cleaning it up. Yes, that Greg is tempted
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: to just go clean it himself. It's underneath a gigantic
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: pine tree. It's where three streets intersect, so it's a
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: triangular center island media thing. They just gets such a
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: bad job. Do I want to do it? Yes?
- 1:30:28Speaker 9: But I think I might be too embarrassed to like
- 1:30:30Speaker 9: throw my garbage can in the truck, get my quick day,
- 1:30:33Speaker 9: go down there and just start low and a rake
- 1:30:36Speaker 9: and cleaning it. And because I'm just like Joe Schmoe whatever,
- 1:30:43Speaker 9: They'll be like, wow, what a great guy. This guy
- 1:30:44Speaker 9: really cares about the community.
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: I drive by it every single day. I look at
- 1:30:47Speaker 2: it and I thought, this is all fail fail on
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: the city's pad.
- 1:30:50Speaker 5: I think people don't even understand that job you're saying
- 1:30:53Speaker 5: right now, because such a bad cleaning it up, because
- 1:30:56Speaker 5: people might think you're talking about garbage.
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: Are you just talking about trimming the hedges.
- 1:31:00Speaker 9: It's just a pine tree inside this concrete center median
- 1:31:04Speaker 9: and it was about let's say, six inches deep in
- 1:31:08Speaker 9: pine needles. Now it's about one inch de like it
- 1:31:10Speaker 9: couldn't go the extra mile and just clean it all,
- 1:31:12Speaker 9: and then there's weeds coming through.
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: The cracks to get a little ground clear. Let me.
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: So you're talking about garbage. No, it's not slightly not garbage.
- 1:31:23Speaker 2: It's not actual garbage.
- 1:31:24Speaker 8: Profeeds and piney pro tip, Greg, if you do want
- 1:31:27Speaker 8: to not be just Joe Schmoe, you can very easily
- 1:31:30Speaker 8: buy some safety gear.
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: Safety vest. I just have like a greenish reflective vest.
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: Greg.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: Somethtimes you'll never wear that. You can wear a big
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: floppy hat. You wear a mask and sunglasses exactly. Now
- 1:31:44Speaker 2: you have the citizens doing it the way to go
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: official yet, yeah, thanks, I get it. I would do
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: that and you have. Yeah, I have done it right.
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: But that's because I was walking over that area every
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: day and it was it was not pleasant, right, and
- 1:31:57Speaker 2: this is what I have to drive by every day
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: and at it hurts my eyes. So I brought the
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: I brought the leaf blower out and that's what I
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: wanted to do, and I cleared it and it was
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: easy there any time, and anytime you get to use
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: stuff like that, anytime you get to use like a
- 1:32:11Speaker 2: reciprocating saw or whatever, it's like my.
- 1:32:14Speaker 9: Weed whacker, yeah, which you can angle and doo like
- 1:32:17Speaker 9: in between cracks.
- 1:32:18Speaker 4: So good.
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: All right, Well, time for the official round of this
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: week's Friday Fail stories.
- 1:32:25Speaker 19: Here we go, all right, ladies and gentlemen, movies and
- 1:33:07Speaker 19: girls in this time for your Friday fail story.
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: A people thought they have the perfect plan, the plan
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: that can never go wrong with them somewhere along the
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: line and went for being a great idea to one
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: big stinking mega uber ultra Yeah pretty good, Yeah to
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: think Yeah, and that was nic yeah thanky b All right,
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: Friday fail stories. First one here is from Nevada where
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: the cops they were called about a driver who was
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: driving terribly quote unquote, had driven off the road five
- 1:33:56Speaker 2: separate times. State troopers caught up with the driver asked
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: them how much they had to drink, and they responded
- 1:34:01Speaker 2: by saying only two shots. At the nearby casino, cops
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: had him take a breathalyzer greg where they drunk you
- 1:34:07Speaker 2: bet you know it. The driver arrested and then shouted
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: the troopers saying you ruined my life. Oh yeah. Turns
- 1:34:15Speaker 2: out the driver, forty four year old woman works or
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: should I say, used to work, solving criminal justice issues
- 1:34:22Speaker 2: related to d UIs and DUI arrests, and so now
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: she is awaiting her own DUI trial at some point
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: next month. So sailed social experiment. The X one is
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: about this woman who is at home cleaning her apartment
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: where she came face to face with a cockroach. Like Greg,
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: she freaked out. Yep, she went to the kitchen, she
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: grabbed some spray. Don't blame her lighter, used that combo
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: as a homemade blowtorch, as we all have at one point.
- 1:35:00Speaker 3: I have.
- 1:35:00Speaker 2: She let that sucker up and up in flames. It
- 1:35:03Speaker 2: went along with the apartment. Oh no, Before she knew
- 1:35:07Speaker 2: what the fire had spread, it was out of control.
- 1:35:08Speaker 2: When it was all said and done, the apartment was toast.
- 1:35:11Speaker 2: It was a loss. Yeah, but I mean if it
- 1:35:13Speaker 2: has roaches, who want and one of the neighbors is
- 1:35:16Speaker 2: dead because they fell out of the window while they
- 1:35:19Speaker 2: were trying to escape the flames sails, Yeah, I mean,
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: just be slippy Mcslipperson. I guess I was thinking of
- 1:35:31Speaker 2: the same thing. Yeah, don't be slips and mcslippery. You
- 1:35:35Speaker 2: took the words out of my mouth. This is from
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: Maine with this guy. He was driving and he noticed
- 1:35:42Speaker 2: something fly off of his car, and that's where you remember, like,
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: oh my god, I left something on the roof. What
- 1:35:49Speaker 2: was on the roof? You ask, no, big child, seven
- 1:35:53Speaker 2: thousand dollars in cash. So the money landed in the
- 1:35:58Speaker 2: middle of the road and the guy he's pulling a
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: U turn at this point to go back and pick
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: it up. Well, halfway through the turn, he noticed that
- 1:36:05Speaker 2: another car had already slowed down, and by the time
- 1:36:08Speaker 2: he drove up to the money, another guy was scooping
- 1:36:10Speaker 2: it up and he grabbed most of it. He took off.
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: The whole thing caught on dash can the cops. They're
- 1:36:17Speaker 2: trying their best to find the guy who scooped up
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: the cash, but so far no luck in the window.
- 1:36:22Speaker 9: Yeah, sail, I think that the most money I ever
- 1:36:26Speaker 9: held in my hand was three thousand dollars because I
- 1:36:29Speaker 9: sold a car. I think I held it in the
- 1:36:31Speaker 9: car on my way to the bank. I don't think
- 1:36:34Speaker 9: I even left my hand.
- 1:36:35Speaker 2: You're afraid some money grab I'm holding three thousand dollars.
- 1:36:40Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 1:36:41Speaker 2: And when you go to the bank too. There were
- 1:36:43Speaker 2: those stories for a while that people were like watching
- 1:36:46Speaker 2: people leave the bank and following them home. Yeah yeah,
- 1:36:48Speaker 2: you know, Well Gregg's waving it around like a golden ticket. Yeah,
- 1:36:52Speaker 2: look what I got. This next one is from Florida.
- 1:36:54Speaker 2: This guy he went to a gas station. He robbed
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: the place. He took off with seven thousand dollars worth
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: scratcher tickets. All right, he y. He was long gone
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: by the time the cops got there. But then two
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: hours later he was back, this time no mask. Notice, guys.
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: He was there just to redeem some winning scratchers you go.
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: And he was in the store for about ten minutes.
- 1:37:15Speaker 2: Couldn't get the tickets to work, you know on ACNA
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: they were reported stolen. So he got in the car.
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: He drove to another gas station and there he robbed
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: that place for one hundred and twenty bucks. The cops,
- 1:37:26Speaker 2: they finally caught up to him, he was arrested and
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: he is now in fail jail, sailed best and brightest
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: dumb ass. And then here I'll give you one of
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: my favorite fail stories of the week. This is about
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: these two teenagers who came up with a way to
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: make some quick cash. They were pretty good with computers,
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: so they hacked into the database of a chain of
- 1:37:46Speaker 2: preschools and proceeded to steal the data and pictures of
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: thousands of students, and then from there they posted the
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: pictures on the dark web. They called the preschool they
- 1:37:59Speaker 2: demanded over eight hundred thousand dollars in Bitcoin to take
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: them down. The preschool's like, yeah, right, not having it.
- 1:38:08Speaker 2: They didn't care. We don't cave. So the two idiots
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: they started calling all of the parents of the kids
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: whose pictures they posted and were encouraging them, pushing them
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: to pressure the school into paying the eight hundred thousand dollars. Well,
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: the parents didn't care either. That didn't That didn't work.
- 1:38:26Speaker 2: Long story longer, the cops tracked them down and they
- 1:38:29Speaker 2: were taking the fail jail sale. They realized that they
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: weren't getting anywhere, and then they went to go like
- 1:38:35Speaker 2: try to apologize and say like, oh, well, we were
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: just blah blah blah blah blah, and yeah, just thanking.
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: This is where you used the excuse of social experiment.
- 1:38:44Speaker 2: It was just an experiment. It was just to point
- 1:38:46Speaker 2: out the security flaws in their system to show how
- 1:38:49Speaker 2: easy it was for them. The embarrassed you failed. You
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: should be thinking us right, I don't understand. This is
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: a weird way to say thank you. Yeah, breaking news.
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: Greg Gory had to take a me your work. Not
- 1:39:01Speaker 2: since the fall of Rome has there been this much devastation.
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: Or deft Woody Woody, Woody Hood.
- 1:39:09Speaker 2: And now back to the Woody Show. Welcome back my
- 1:39:14Speaker 2: phones open eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: send the text open two two nine eighty seven after
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: hours voicemail. When I came in here, Hey, Woody Show. Hey,
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: I'm just calling to say that I used.
- 1:39:32Speaker 7: Well, I don't know about anybody else, but I use
- 1:39:33Speaker 7: Woody Show a slang in everyday life.
- 1:39:37Speaker 6: I say, oh when things are old. And the other
- 1:39:42Speaker 6: day I was excited about something and I told my lady.
- 1:39:46Speaker 6: I said, I I down near Joe's.
- 1:39:49Speaker 14: When it happened.
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:39:51Speaker 15: She was not getting and so I had to explain
- 1:39:54Speaker 15: what that meant.
- 1:39:55Speaker 14: And he was totally with both. I don't know.
- 1:39:58Speaker 18: I couldn't believe I was saying it, but you know whatever.
- 1:40:02Speaker 17: Also, the footage with your friend pointed shotgun to the
- 1:40:07Speaker 17: guy's face is there any way we can get that posted.
- 1:40:10Speaker 6: We got to see the footy anyways, Love you guys
- 1:40:13Speaker 6: and talk.
- 1:40:14Speaker 3: To you all right.
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: You know that's that's a I mean, he's a business
- 1:40:21Speaker 2: owner and I doubt you know, I don't I don't know,
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: probably probably not publicly. Yeah, I can definitely show you guys. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:40:31Speaker 2: so yeah this watch it. This guy was trying to
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: rob my, my buddy. He's got his work truck. He
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: just runs like an audio visual company, so he does like,
- 1:40:38Speaker 2: you know, installation of stuff in people's out, running wires
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: through walls and hang TVs and do all that kind
- 1:40:44Speaker 2: of stuff. Right, So he's got all the stuff, you know,
- 1:40:46Speaker 2: this truck and this guy came in and tried to
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: rob him and then he saw him on his cameras
- 1:40:50Speaker 2: and came down, shirt off, shotgun and noise, yeah, and
- 1:40:54Speaker 2: put this barrel of the other the end of the
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: barrel the gun right up against his cheek and was
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: pushing his cheek up toward his eye and his top
- 1:41:00Speaker 2: of his nose. And the guy was big, badass.
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:41:06Speaker 2: It's a great video. Get I love it. I see this,
- 1:41:09Speaker 2: I love it. But yeah, what he show slang is
- 1:41:11Speaker 2: definitely a thing. I mean, we do it when we're
- 1:41:14Speaker 2: by ourselves in the car, so as dumb as six
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: seven and all that stuff is we're ripping, we're getting
- 1:41:20Speaker 2: we're nipping and dripping and slipping, and they have a
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: history and they're way better.
- 1:41:24Speaker 9: They can be explained. If somebody said, what does oh mean?
- 1:41:28Speaker 9: You could tell them true and then they would say, okay,
- 1:41:31Speaker 9: I will adopt that.
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: You know, I did have a moment to myself and
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: uh being somewhat reflective, uh yesterday and I I just
- 1:41:45Speaker 2: wanted to uh mention everybody, like, you know, the show
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: feels really good, you know, right now, Like it like
- 1:41:53Speaker 2: I'm having so much fun and I think it's it's
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: the most fun it's felt in a long time. And
- 1:42:00Speaker 2: I don't know what that is in particular, And I
- 1:42:02Speaker 2: don't know if like you guys felt that or if
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: it was just like something that that just I'm picking
- 1:42:08Speaker 2: up on, or it's pretty fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean,
- 1:42:10Speaker 2: you know, it's always been fun, but like, I don't know,
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: I'm having a lot of fun, and just like the
- 1:42:16Speaker 2: you know, just some of the directions of the conversations
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: and the different little things that just seem to you know,
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: pop up and everything and listeners and you guys, every
- 1:42:24Speaker 2: everybody's like, everything's in a really good place. Everything's gelling.
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean? Does that make sense?
- 1:42:31Speaker 2: So I just wanted to, right, I just I just
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: wanted to. I just wanted to, uh, you know, show
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: show some appreciation to you know, everybody works here on
- 1:42:44Speaker 2: the show and everybody who listens to the show, because
- 1:42:47Speaker 2: it's just been it's it's just been a lot of fun.
- 1:42:49Speaker 2: And I say, let's keep it up, you know, let's
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: keep doing that, right. I don't I don't know what
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: it is. I can't put my finger on it, like
- 1:43:00Speaker 2: on any one. Maybe it's not Maybe it's not one
- 1:43:01Speaker 2: particular thing. It's just you know, a combination of a
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: bunch of different stuff. But it's just been it's just
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: been fun. Yeah, and agree more and laughing and and
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: love you guys and appreciate you guys. That's all that's
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: not you se bass No, I appreciate. See, he knows
- 1:43:21Speaker 2: that he knows that he's he's uncomfortable in these types
- 1:43:24Speaker 2: of conversations. Just because it doesn't reciprocate, it doesn't mean right.
- 1:43:29Speaker 2: But I think he's got a hard time hearing it,
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: which is why he has to you know, b C.
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: Bass in all moments, right, Yeah, we appreciate just just
- 1:43:43Speaker 2: throwing it out there, but you and we say that
- 1:43:45Speaker 2: to people all the time, you know, we do appreciate
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: you guys listening and telling people about the show and
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: all this stuff, and uh, yeah, it's it's it's a
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: it's a cool gig. What made you think this way?
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: Just don't know. It was just every day I was
- 1:43:59Speaker 2: zoning out in the car and I was just kind
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: of thinking, like, uh, you know what, what we had
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: just left for the day, and you know, Greg and
- 1:44:06Speaker 2: Gina and I all kind of park in the same
- 1:44:07Speaker 2: area and we had just gone our separate ways, and
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: everybody's yelling in the garage, going bye bye, I take
- 1:44:15Speaker 2: care bye, And like I got I got in the
- 1:44:19Speaker 2: car with a smile on my face and I was
- 1:44:22Speaker 2: just laughing and I'm like, man and just and then
- 1:44:24Speaker 2: as I was dry as I'm just driving, you know
- 1:44:27Speaker 2: how you kind of get lost in your thoughts and
- 1:44:28Speaker 2: you just kind of things you got to do that
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: day or whatever, and I just got kind of stuck
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: in this in this moment where I was just thinking
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: about you know the show and how it's been I
- 1:44:38Speaker 2: say lately, I mean, like you know, for the last
- 1:44:40Speaker 2: like I don't know, handful of months or whatever, and
- 1:44:43Speaker 2: it's just been a lot of fun and the stuff
- 1:44:46Speaker 2: that we're talking about and doing, and just like I said,
- 1:44:49Speaker 2: the way the conversations just kind of the direction of
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: the conversation and everybody just seems to be in a
- 1:44:54Speaker 2: really good place and so I just I just I
- 1:44:56Speaker 2: just appreciate everybody in their contribution and it's just fun.
- 1:45:00Speaker 2: Let's keep doing that. Yeah, you're a great ship ship
- 1:45:04Speaker 2: steerer what stir? Which is also true.
- 1:45:11Speaker 14: I was.
- 1:45:11Speaker 2: I was trying to explain it to somebody the other day.
- 1:45:13Speaker 2: They said, so exactly, like you know, how would you
- 1:45:16Speaker 2: describe your job? I said, Really, my job as the
- 1:45:18Speaker 2: host is to kind of sit here and uh light
- 1:45:23Speaker 2: matches and kind of flick them in different directions and
- 1:45:26Speaker 2: then and then set fires like watch watch Like you know,
- 1:45:29Speaker 2: I can I can figure out like what's going to
- 1:45:30Speaker 2: get Gina going, that Greg's going to respond to, and
- 1:45:32Speaker 2: I know that how men is kind of it. So
- 1:45:34Speaker 2: my job is to like you know, I see little
- 1:45:36Speaker 2: puddles of gasoline and just flick lit matches towards them
- 1:45:39Speaker 2: and like and just around. Like that's kind of the
- 1:45:41Speaker 2: that's the job is to kind of start little things,
- 1:45:44Speaker 2: let them play out, chime in, move things along and
- 1:45:48Speaker 2: and I don't know what it was. People have asked
- 1:45:49Speaker 2: me that question a thousand times, and I felt that
- 1:45:51Speaker 2: was kind of the best way I've ever described it.
- 1:45:53Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you can describe that. But do you
- 1:45:56Speaker 5: ever get hit with this question? Because I do a
- 1:45:58Speaker 5: lot what's the about?
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:46:01Speaker 5: Yeah, what what's your show about?
- 1:46:03Speaker 2: I said, we talk a lot of ish, and we
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: break balls and just have fun. And some of its news,
- 1:46:07Speaker 2: some of its dumb stuff like you know, uh, you
- 1:46:10Speaker 2: know whatever, Guess Who's gas? Or you know, cart narcs, games, different,
- 1:46:16Speaker 2: It's just a little bit of everything. We our whole,
- 1:46:18Speaker 2: our whole idea is to come in here and just
- 1:46:20Speaker 2: you know, have fun and just because what's your show about? Well,
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: we play a game called Guess Who's I send everybody
- 1:46:28Speaker 2: home and I say, hey, you know, when you feel
- 1:46:31Speaker 2: like you're about to fart, make sure you get your
- 1:46:33Speaker 2: phone to record it. That's pretty much enough about me.
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: What do you do for a living? Let's talk about
- 1:46:39Speaker 2: you and your job. Well, no, it's like, what's your
- 1:46:41Speaker 2: show about?
- 1:46:41Speaker 5: Blah blah, and then they make me go through this
- 1:46:43Speaker 5: whole explanation and then I don't listen to the radio.
- 1:46:46Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, thanks yea, And somehow and somehow the check
- 1:46:52Speaker 2: still clear, you know. Yeah, all right, We're going to
- 1:46:55Speaker 2: take a quick break and thank you guys, appreciate you.
- 1:46:58Speaker 2: Showill be right back, show, We'll be right back. Where's
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: are your mother? Well, that's gonna do it for this hour.
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: That's gonna do it for today's show. That's it for
- 1:47:09Speaker 2: the week, everybody, really weekend time. So you set a
- 1:47:12Speaker 2: goal and then you just do what you can to
- 1:47:14Speaker 2: accomplish it. And here we are. That's what we set
- 1:47:16Speaker 2: out to do today, get through the morning as quickly
- 1:47:18Speaker 2: as we can, and now we call it quits. Full
- 1:47:21Speaker 2: show podcast, waiting for you to go to the woodieshow
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- 1:47:43Speaker 2: especially because this has been something that metass want to
- 1:47:45Speaker 2: do for so long. But anyway, so then now it's
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: just all about the lead up yep to the actual trip,
- 1:47:51Speaker 2: probably gonna be early December. We're gonna do that that.
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: Anything else you missed on today's podcast, just go to
- 1:47:56Speaker 2: The Woodies Show dot com or find it wherever you
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: get podcasts, then Spotify back on Monday. Anything got for
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: us between now on Monday, you could leave on the
- 1:48:05Speaker 2: after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four
- 1:48:09Speaker 2: Woodie or finest follow us on social media at the
- 1:48:12Speaker 2: Woody Show. Gee, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.
- 1:48:15Speaker 9: Please yeah tonight, remember that the real trick is to
- 1:48:18Speaker 9: make them beg for the treaty. That's been my motto,
- 1:48:23Speaker 9: Greg since nineteen ninety seven. Yeah, adopted a way back
- 1:48:27Speaker 9: when it's worked out pretty well. Uh huh, Yeah, you
- 1:48:30Speaker 9: gotta make them want it, you know, I totally leave
- 1:48:32Speaker 9: them laughing. Gena's right, it's pretty hot, right, it's pretty hot.
- 1:48:35Speaker 2: All right? Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Yeah, Woody,
- 1:48:38Speaker 2: thanks so much for giving the Woody Show some of
- 1:48:40Speaker 2: your valuable time this week. You know we'd love it
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: can suck it and we will catch back here on Monday.
- 1:48:47Speaker 2: Have a happy Halloween on a great weekend. SMD Double
- 1:48:50Speaker 2: m