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Season One, Episode 20: Myrvr Myrvr · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

• 0:03
  Greetings coming. Welcome to Fly out of the Face.
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  I didn't candle, Chris. This is a new arc, perhaps
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  guaranteed. Oh no, it's happening.
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  Who else we got? Hello, I am Levi.
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  What? Are you playing?
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  Sasha, I think. Yep.
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  I'm Thomas and I am playing, Not We Met.
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  Yay, no. You're right.
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  No, I forgot about that. Wow, that's the first time ever.
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  I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy. Oh, fuck.
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  And I'm Jake. And I'm.
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  I'm playing Jimmy Dean the sausage man.
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  No, not this time. What's your?
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  Breakfast tea thing. I'm Nate and I play Screech.
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  Let's get the foil out of here. So our party is different than
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  it was last episode. It's also split in two.
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  Sasha and Screech are just now leaving King Flop moves or
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  whatever his name is now. Probably still that his keep or
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  whatever in Schleswig. Also, Tommy has just met up with
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  his friends Rusig and Jimmy Dean.
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  Not friends necessarily. Well, maybe that's on them.
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  I guess they're they're. Associates.
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  Yeah, they're they're business associates.
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  They all work for the Arch Rogue.
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  They dance back. Yeah.
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  Yep, sure. Screech was given a letter to
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  Josilfa Meagle in Galganbeck. Tommy, you were told that Jimmy
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  Dean and Russig have have been given an assignment from the
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  arch rogue looking for this drug called the Powder up north of
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  Fleshvig, and the area is to be marked by a ring of seven
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  obelisks. That much you guys know.
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  Oh, that's ominous. Perfect.
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  Man, how am I going to find this place with all of these rings of
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  obelisks? It's funny you say that, 'cause
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  that's kind of exactly the no, wait, I don't got to give a shit
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  about no powder. Before we get going, do we get
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  to get better? Oh yes, we do.
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  Wait, who does? Jimmy Dean?
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  Not Jimmy Dean and not ruse like I feel like all of the rest of
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  you guys all do, don't ya? What with this Sasha.
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  Yeah, he's been around long, Sasha.
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  He was like, right in the beginning, I was.
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  Right. After Tommy.
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  Yeah, yeah. Supernova.
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  So yeah, Sasha, Screech, and Tommy all get better.
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  Corey, I feel like. The sun's, the sun scorched.
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  Zealots are like saiyans in that sense.
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  Anytime I use that power, I'm. Still glowing, by the way.
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  It's the same day. Fuck.
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  I'm on fire. So at this point, I feel like
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  you guys all know how to get better.
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  Please tell me. OK, well damn it.
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  Don't don't don't roll 6D10. What's your hit points
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  currently? Your Max hit points?
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  Six. OK, that's six.
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  You can't possibly roll under it.
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  So just roll the D6 and add that to it.
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  It's part of some someone new could be listening.
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  That's fair. I'm going to walk one of you
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  through it, then the other two guys know how.
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  Papa Nate, will you hand me my lid top, please.
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  Thank you. What?
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  Do you call I? I No.
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  Not bad. Have 11 HPI went up to 13.
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  Nice. You guys are big.
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  I have 12 HP. Well, you wrote the six.
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  Yeah. You doubled your HP1 level
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  people, or whatever you'll call it.
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  What about you there? 4 So I doubled my HP.
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  Hey, double it, double it. That's great.
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  I have 3, can I go for another? Can.
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  I go for another. Screechism.
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  Oh my God. Yeah, absolutely.
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  We equal 1 of you. Got your knock, a Messer.
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  That's what. I've got it in here while he's
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  looking that up. Jake, you're a new guy.
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  I am a new guy. What's your class and
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  everything? Give us your little character
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  breaking this. This little bitch is Jimmy Dean.
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  I'm an indomitable Mountaineer. I got an HP of three.
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  It sucks. Fearless and brassy, Indominal
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  Mountaineer could be found scaling cliffs, summoning peaks,
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  and flunking the mastery of nature across the dying world.
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  Your first climb was when you were orphaned on the frozen
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  peaks of Kurgis and icy range became your family miserly and
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  spineless. False eye scab collector.
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  False eye. Yum.
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  Scab collector. You're a druid.
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  I I'm. No, I'm a Mountaineer.
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  I'm like a you're more of a Ranger in a way.
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  I'm like a goat man. Yeah, you're a Mountaineer.
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  You're a guy who climbs mountains, a goat, man.
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  I like that. I would like an unholy feat,
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  please. You would like an unheroic feat?
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  Yes, you could. You could just take.
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  Another Here we go, Sunscore. Zealot thing.
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  I love you. You.
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  Can take a murder one he gets to re roll it.
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  What other? No, it means that you could do
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  two in a day if you wanted to. Two in a day.
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  Spite Omen and make him do it. Yeah, I have to.
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  I don't have any. Omen did it.
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  I'm fucking out. I I just like taking unholy
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  thingies and what's money and then dudes.
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  Unheroic feats leave us. Yes, that's the word I'm
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  thinking of if. It's something bad you might die
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  because of about their party stuff.
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  I know, that's why I like it. D66 He likes to be that guy, I
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  see. 31. 31 I don't know Iron Stomach When crops fail and
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  livestock birth inedible abominations 1 Learns to not be
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  picky about food you may consume rotting putrid flash with ADR. 6
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  toughness test. Others witnessing this may find
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  it disgusting. Cool, outcast role morale you
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  already are or not. I mean it's.
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  A good thing that we already find them pretty disgusting to
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  begin with, so mm hmm. You've never met me, Thomas.
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  What do you mean? That's.
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  True. That's true.
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  Clean slate. That's always nice.
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  OK, so I roll like the weird guy meeting new people.
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  He's like, hey, these guys might not think I'm weird.
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  He thinks he's weird. I mean, God, I think that every
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  job, by like, by default, they're running into me as well.
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  So yeah, comparatively, like, I think Tommy, like, sees you guys
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  walking up and he just like, ah, fuck, let's keep going.
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  Now we're going to narrate 2 stories for the rest of the
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  show. OK, so I rolled for another
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  Screechism. What'd you get?
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  2, which is fungal pipe. Your pipe still contains hints
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  of mushroom you've smoked once per day.
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  Take a puff. A random scroll is successfully
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  cast from your pipe. Yeah, OK, that makes sense.
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  So he can he can still access scrolls randomly cast.
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  In other words, you don't get to pick what it is you do that for
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  drinking us. Terrifying when you cast the
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  death spell. I fucking love it.
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  Here's what we're gonna do then, Actually, you scrolls now.
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  Well, in a way. Who's.
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  We kind of Fair. No.
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  Here's what I'm thinking of. Sometimes when we're playing
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  supplements of certain adventures, they come with
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  scrolls. When that's the case, and you're
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  doing that during the course of that adventure, will include
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  that in the possible random roles.
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  The random scroll, for example, Church of the Worm, we didn't
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  come into any of it. It wouldn't have mattered if we
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  did, but they had some scrolls in the adventure and if you were
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  to have done it during that time, those would have been on
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  the table. That makes sense, That's all.
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  So right now we're moving into the dust funnel from Rubo's
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  cone, and that is doesn't really have any of those.
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  So that's it. So then you can just.
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  From Papa Rugo's. Yeah, you know.
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  Scrolls from the regular book then.
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  Of course I'm going to, That's what I'm yeah, I'm going the
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  default list. Then you better there's no
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  modified list. There's no expansion pack to the
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  list. Smoke it.
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  No booster. Yeah, I every day I'm glad that
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  we have not used too many scrolls before because they use
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  like one. We're not scrolled a few, a few
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  over the course of us playing this game, and I still don't
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  know what half of them are. Otherwise I like it.
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  This has never been a huge thing for us, so I kind of dig that.
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  Too, I levitated once. Yep, you tried to.
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  You did, actually. Yes, that's true.
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  Yeah. And then one time it made your
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  skin explode. Yes.
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  Yeah. But that's neither here nor
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  there it was. It's actually it's later.
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  Nor hit her. All right, Yeah, It's neither
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  hit her nor the other. So who wants to take a scene
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  first? We got two different groups.
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  Hey, Tommy. There you go.
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  So, Tommy, you're sitting in the in the OR the pickpocket with
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  Rusig and Jimmy Dean. How can I forget that, right?
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  What are you guys doing? What's freaking?
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  What's going on? The bar is.
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  The bar is reasonably hopping. People are getting a little bit
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  rowdy, but it's nothing. Yeah, there was a bar fight last
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  episode. Right.
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  I guess so. Since then, it's died down and
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  it's starting to starting to rise again.
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  It happens ebb and flow overnight.
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  Yeah, like a tide. I'm gonna sit down next to Tommy
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  with a free beer. I found after the whole bar
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  fight fiasco. So you got a you got a new job
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  for us. Their Their boss.
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  You got something, You got you got.
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  You want me to climb to a hole or something?
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  You want me to climb something? The arch Rogue said that you
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  guys had something going on that I was supposed to tag along with
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  you guys. Well, I heard that.
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  I heard. I heard from little little,
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  little Firefly on my ear that you might have lost something
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  that you should have climbed for.
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  See, maybe maybe next time I'll I'll be on this mission and get
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  that that chandelier you you left behind.
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  To be fair, I went back for that chandelier, but it was melted
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  and covered in shit, so we're not going to worry about that.
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  No, I'm just saying and don't. Bring it up.
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  You ever need somebody to climb for you?
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  Jimmy Dean's man. Well, and now I'm thinking about
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  if I would have brought back that chandelier and bring it to
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  the arch rogue and it just started melting into shit, I
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  would be in more fucking trouble than I am now.
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  This does not help Jimmy Dean's case.
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  As as this is like going, Rusig will slide in and sit next to
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  Jimmy Dean and just kind of like lean over.
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  You can just stop kissing his ass right now.
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  You know, we got stuck with him because we fucked up too.
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  Wow, Jimmy Dean doesn't seem to understand what you were talking
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  about right there. No, no, it's true.
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  He sent me with you two guys, 'cause I obviously all three of
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  us suck. Yeah, we.
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  Were fuck ups. But you're his favorite nephew.
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  Yeah, I'm his only nephew. I mean, we do have these magic
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  jackets. And I'm gonna.
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  I do have the. Where'd you guys get the
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  Jackets? I have boiled armor and I wanted
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  to have like, the arch rogue's fucking like face stitched on
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  the back. Oh, just a big wanted poster
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  that you're gonna carry around up with.
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  Yeah, just tell them about the underground.
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  Just make it known. Yeah, like.
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  No, no, no, no. We never.
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  Shut up. We're gonna get our ass fucking
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  stomped. Nah, I don't.
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  It's actually somebody else's face stitched onto his back.
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  Oh, it's an actual face, Yeah. Yeah.
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  But yeah, Jimmy thought it. He kind of looks like the art.
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  Yeah, it you know, it it was that actor guy that kind of
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  looked familiar to, you know, the art Troke, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy
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  Dean. Stitch on himself.
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  But Jimmy Dean seemed to have forgotten that his skin was
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  going to kind of pull back together real tight, like, you
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  know, kind of pull it a little awkward.
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  If you were to look at it, you would think it was Nathan Lane.
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  All right, so when are we supposed to go do whatever?
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  What are we supposed to do anyways?
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  We're apparently supposed to go for.
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  The powder. Oh, yeah, the pad.
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  Jimmy Dean doesn't do the powder, I promise.
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  Yeah, I'd hate to see if you did.
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  He's picking. He's picking at a scab on on his
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  arm and and puts it in a little jar.
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  It's the size of a plate. Rusik has like like tears.
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  Just kind of like running down his face and he just kind of
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  wipes a few off again and just we should really just get on the
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  road. And the sooner we get this task
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  done, I can hopefully get out of here.
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  I mean, I'm not fortunate enough to get my patch like you have.
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  Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
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  Jimmy Dean does have Patch and you don't.
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  But look, GBD suggests that we get someone to be our true
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  muscle because our community of health is not our our pool is
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  not great. It's more like a.
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  Community pool? Not sure you're talking about.
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  Community pools twice as. Bad Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
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  Yes, yes, yes. What's What?
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  What? My?
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  Friend, did you happen to come across any other assholes when
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  you were out dealing with your situation?
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  Well, you suggested that Dean is an asshole.
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  Jimmy. Jimmy.
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  Jimmy. You're just another asshole.
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  That favorite? Jimmy Dean.
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  Right quiet. Yeah.
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  I actually, when I was down in the shit pits over there, I ran
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  into some other fucking guys that we could probably if if
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  they're out and about, maybe we can coerce them or whatever to
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  to roll with us and get that powder.
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  Yeah, they look saucy. They were there.
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  They're, they're they're thick, thick with two CS.
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  Jim Dean. As long as it's somebody that
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  can have a little bit more conversation than this guy.
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  As you guys have this conversation, the door opens of
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  the Pickpocket and Tommy, you recognize Screech and Sasha
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  looking in, entering the place. Just we're kind of confused like
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  they're looking. There they are now.
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  And I'm going to wave them over. Hey, Screech, a fucking sunburn.
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  Oh, come over here. No, tonight we taste like
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  romance and I go and sit down next to him.
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  Coming on a little strong to Jimmy Dean, aren't you, Bud?
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  Cover just so we got a loud guy here at Mr. Brightside.
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  Yeah, nobody's singing it, yeah. I will make the proper
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  introductions. Russig Jimmy Dean this is well
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  this is Screech and 3rd degree burn here.
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  Jimmy Dean. Pleased to meet you.
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  Jimmy Dean, Pleased to meet you. No, you're not.
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  Oh, you're No. I'm Jimmy Dean.
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  Pleased to meet you. You sound delicious.
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  Oh my God, you travelled with these douche bags.
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  We we we literally met and shit. So yeah, it was.
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  It was out of convenience, you know, to stay alive and all
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  that. I mean, don't let their
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  appearances fool you. He's heavily burnt and
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  screeches. Pretty bad ass.
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  Jimmy Dean's been there before. Gross.
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  Oh, they met and shit. I don't know.
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  Every out house. Communal.
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  I mean. I I.
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  Don't share it at the same time. No, it's a giant through poop
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  through the cesspits again. We're not going back.
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  No. I guess at least you could say
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  they can handle their shit and we can make use of them.
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  Speaking of which, y'all smell like it too.
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  Like, keep in mind, you did. Oh, well, these two didn't.
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  No, no. I imagine Sasha just smells like
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  burnt shit. I I'm going to light.
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  I'm going to light one of my 2 candles.
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  They're scented. They're scented.
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  What are they scented like? One is brimstone and the other
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  is fucking lilacs. Lilac.
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  This smells like lilac and brimstone.
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  Yeah, and also shit. King shit, or whatever that
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  guy's name was. Stale beer and vomit and
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  everything else. I need room in my backpack.
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  I'm just fucking. It's a burning wall is my world.
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  Now. Yeah, well, just think it might
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  be over soon. We can only hope.
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  Yeah. What time of day is it?
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  Jimmy Dean might not have taken a nap today.
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  He's not sure. It is late.
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  It is dark. Oh, that is.
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  That sucks, because Jimmy Dean feels like we're going to have
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  to roll for something stupid. Yeah.
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  Mike Lee. Yeah, great.
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  Does this this pickpocket have like housing or whatever?
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  Or is it just a a Tavern? Yep, and you know too that U3
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  from the Archerobes Company or whatever have a birthing down
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  below in the lair like a soundproof seller?
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  Well, you'll just there's just like, you know, a barracks for
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  the homeboys. I could probably get you guys a
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  a spot to crash for the night. Maybe wash the stank off you for
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  a bit. Yeah, if you got like a floor
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  cot, that would be great. We got a long trip to go to
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  tomorrow. All right.
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  Well. Yes.
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  First, get your friends a bath. Jimmy Dean calls Top Bunk.
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  I'm more of a bottom anyway. Why could we handle that?
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  Well, we've now established that.
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  Yes. All right.
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  Well, I'll show Sasha and Screech to the back where
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  there's like a probably just a big through of stagnant water.
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  Yeah, it's. Going to be shit water.
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  With most of mine's crisp right off.
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  That's probably true. Yeah, it's all flaky, you.
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  Can just watch it now. You're going to rehydrate it
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  now? Yeah, that's true.
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  Just take a broom to my body. So to cut it short, you guys go
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  into the barracks of the Arch Rogues.
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  You know, Hench men. You guys spend the night there,
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  clean up. We don't need to paint those
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  scenes unless you want to. No, no.
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  We're done. No.
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  And yeah, that's good. You guys get a nice rest.
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  You wake up in the morning. Let's roll Misery D8.
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  I'll do it. Do it.
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  OK, we'll start off with you then.
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  Two. So we're at AD 6 next time.
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  That may not have been right, but I think it was.
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  Yeah. Yeah, okay, I wrote it down
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  anyway. So now everybody roll your omens
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  if you have them, depleted roll powers per day.
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  Yep, got them. And then that's we'll get
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  through the rest of it as we get through it. 5 Omens.
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  I have 3 Nate. Is there anything other than
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  just gone fucking? You roll on it every day.
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  Buck wild. Just go buck wild, man.
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  Just rip on it. Find a reason you roll on the
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  list every day the world is ending.
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  Just go. Run.
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  Do whatever. I rolled #3 so.
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  What's #3? Your eyes bloom with the judging
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  light of the stars, allowing you to see in the pitch black and
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  discern the false from truth. Wow, you guys all wake up.
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  Not to the, not to the daylight, because you're on ground.
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  Hide or disguise myself as they are.
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  Unearthly glows betray you. Betray.
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  You. Wow, dude.
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  No. Yeah, so it's not 'cause you
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  guys are in an underground barracks room here, obviously
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  the daylight is not. Or the the the lack of daylight,
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  Really. It's not what wakes you, it's
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  it's this kids. I count on the kid, 'cause it
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  seems weird, I don't know. These kids are weird to me.
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  I don't know. He could be 12 or 1000 years.
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  Old. Who knows?
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  Yeah, he's he's an old. He's an old, young man.
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  No, he his glowing bright eyes as he wakes, wakes all of you.
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  I'm on top Funk so that doesn't bother me.
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  So are the rest of us. Wonderful.
• 18:33
  We have an alarm clock. Yeah, so I have that talking
• 18:36
  sword, but it doesn't talk to me, correct?
• 18:41
  I guess so You. Yeah, yeah, I just stole it.
• 18:44
  Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
• 18:45
  From Jakes Throke. Throke, yeah.
• 18:48
  What damage does that do? It's a D6 plus one, and it's
• 18:52
  attacked the defense DR10 and A1 in six chance to accidentally
• 18:57
  attack you and your companions. Oh my God.
• 19:00
  That sounds that sounds exactly like what?
• 19:02
  Yeah, well, this is. That sounds like me with a
• 19:04
  crossbow. Ironically, you guys are passing
• 19:07
  around this class ability for the wretched royalty.
• 19:10
  Yeah, well, this is what it is. It's one of those things, yeah.
• 19:12
  This magnificent and clearly magical talking sword is fopish,
• 19:15
  unreliable, and quietly despises you.
• 19:17
  It taunts your failures and if continually disappointed,
• 19:19
  develops. A1 in six chance to accidentally
• 19:21
  attack develops. Develops, so you have to make
• 19:25
  sure you talk some shit to me. Hard thing to do, My pleasure.
• 19:32
  I mean more than usual. Right.
• 19:33
  Yeah, yeah. Levi's just crying by the end of
• 19:37
  the episode, so. You made it so personal.
• 19:43
  God. But it hurts more anyway.
• 19:46
  So you guys wake up, you go. What are you guys doing?
• 19:49
  Well, me, me and Screech got to get going.
• 19:51
  Gotta go to Galgan Beck. Well.
• 19:54
  I believe that is still following along our travel, so
• 19:59
  safety in numbers. I'm gonna have to agree with you
• 20:03
  there, Rusig. I do believe Jimmy Dean would
• 20:06
  like to be protected on this quaint journey.
• 20:09
  Flashlight. What's that about a flashlight?
• 20:11
  Jamie Dean is not carrying flashlights.
• 20:13
  There's another guy sitting up in the.
• 20:14
  Box. I'm also thinking that Walking
• 20:16
  Beacon is a bullseye, so that's. Or a deterrent.
• 20:20
  Target 1st. I mean, I have sunglasses
• 20:22
  somewhere. Just throws them on and it's
• 20:26
  like fucking. It kind of makes sense though,
• 20:28
  'cause like he it happens at least one in every six days
• 20:31
  eventually. Yeah, all right.
• 20:33
  You guys are going to Galgambeck.
• 20:34
  We're heading that way. Anyways, we should go together.
• 20:37
  Like Rusik said, safety in numbers.
• 20:39
  You. Want me to stitch a face on the
• 20:41
  back of your jackets like Jimmy Dean has?
• 20:42
  And I turned around and found my jacket.
• 20:46
  It's Nathan Lanes face. I stare for just a minute before
• 20:51
  I stand up and kick a table over.
• 20:52
  Good sitting on your biscuit. Too afraid to risk it.
• 20:55
  Then guy gets it and I just go outside.
• 20:57
  I'm gonna. I'm gonna follow.
• 20:59
  I'm gonna follow. Screech out.
• 21:01
  Hey, hey, What's your name buddy?
• 21:02
  At least one of them seems to have some sort of insight.
• 21:08
  I didn't say they were the fats. They said they were the people I
• 21:10
  found in the shithole. I mean, come on.
• 21:12
  Yeah. Beggars can't be choosers here,
• 21:14
  yes. Yes.
• 21:17
  All right. So Screech, as you guys, as you
• 21:19
  lead the group outside, don't need detail.
• 21:22
  I lead. Well, I mean, you, you were the
• 21:24
  first person default. Yeah.
• 21:25
  No, you were the first person to say that you're going outside.
• 21:27
  That's all. What kind of armor do you have?
• 21:28
  9 Just some D2. Yeah.
• 21:31
  Describe it to me. Well, I mean, I've described
• 21:34
  Screech as somebody who just, like, wears an Aladdin vest.
• 21:37
  Essentially. Perfect.
• 21:38
  Levis. Yeah.
• 21:40
  Levis in an Aladdin vest, Nothing but denim.
• 21:43
  Yeah, the Aladdin vest is Denim. Like a Tekken fighter.
• 21:46
  Yeah, yeah, he's Eddie Gordo and some like piratey looking boots.
• 21:52
  You had me at Aladdin Vest. I know what my plan is.
• 21:54
  Oh, yuck. You had me at pirate boots.
• 21:57
  Assume you had me at all. Anyway, you as you leave the
• 22:01
  pickpocket, you notice that it is incredibly cold outside.
• 22:04
  Everything is covered in like a crackling frost.
• 22:06
  Which is weird, because it was pretty balmy yesterday.
• 22:09
  You guys head out of town, right?
• 22:11
  You guys are heading out? Sure do.
• 22:14
  Yeah, yeah. So we got this cold now, yeah.
• 22:17
  Which is somehow Tommy's fault, I'm sure.
• 22:21
  How is this my fucking fault? I don't control the damn
• 22:24
  weather. You.
• 22:25
  Managed a way to fuck up a wet dream.
• 22:28
  That's not what your mother said.
• 22:30
  Oh, Jimmy Dean would have to agree, though.
• 22:32
  Fuck you, Jimmy. Fuck you in your stupid mouth.
• 22:34
  That's what you try to do in Jimmy Dean's dream and he didn't
• 22:37
  like it in your own dream. Keep my cock out of your mouth
• 22:43
  while you sleep. Tommy, you still fucked it up
• 22:47
  because you ended up fucking the wrong mother anyway.
• 22:50
  It sounds like you guys have a complex back story.
• 22:57
  Nailed it. Good stuff, buddy.
• 22:59
  Oh man. These fucking books.
• 23:01
  I swear to God. Uncle Rez, where are you?
• 23:06
  There you are. Oh.
• 23:07
  My God. So you guys leave the sledge.
• 23:10
  Fig, you head north towards Galgan back.
• 23:11
  Give me AD 6, Thomas. Here we go.
• 23:15
  That's a 5. OK.
• 23:16
  Wow. You know, to those of you
• 23:20
  heading to the where the powder is, the powder, the powder, it's
• 23:23
  an H you know, it's about halfway to Galgan back if you
• 23:25
  didn't tell us, correct. You guys head north through
• 23:28
  Vosland. Kevin, give me AD 6, OK?
• 23:32
  That's a 2. So you guys walk for a better
• 23:34
  part of the day. It's this, this crackling frost,
• 23:36
  this isn't icy shell that's kind of covering.
• 23:39
  Everything is persistent throughout the day.
• 23:41
  You guys are heading through various different regions of
• 23:44
  Boston as you continue and you end up in this boggy region and
• 23:49
  give me, let's go with Jake this time.
• 23:52
  Give me AD 10. Why?
• 23:55
  No reason. Except reasons. 8 Jake or or
• 23:58
  Jimmy? Dean rather.
• 23:59
  Give me a presence. Test DR12 Presence.
• 24:02
  You said. Oh, my fucking Dick, son.
• 24:06
  That's not two, that's a two. OK, give me AD eight.
• 24:09
  Oh my God. Why?
• 24:12
  Just do. He has a woken deterred wad.
• 24:17
  In eight. OK.
• 24:18
  So OK. And keep in mind that that last
• 24:20
  roll there is ominable when it comes, when it comes clear as to
• 24:24
  what it is. So as you guys are walking, you
• 24:27
  notice it's getting boggy, it's it's very moist around here.
• 24:30
  The road is starting to kind of fall apart into disrepair.
• 24:33
  It's kind of hard to track you imagine if you guys were pulling
• 24:35
  a wagon, which fortunately you're not, you would struggle.
• 24:38
  But as you guys are walking through this, Jimmy Dean gets
• 24:42
  this wicked sharp pain across his back.
• 24:45
  And the rest of you guys, anyone who walking behind him sees 3
• 24:48
  claw marks across his back right through the Nathan Lane.
• 24:52
  Death man and blood just sprays out of this.
• 24:57
  Do you want to keep that DA roll That was damage.
• 25:01
  Oh, what's the can I know the amount of damage?
• 25:04
  DuMont, it's 88. Yeah, eight.
• 25:07
  Yeah, you're taking eight damage if you keep it.
• 25:08
  If you don't use an omen. I know that I'll.
• 25:10
  Burn an omen for him. You might have his own.
• 25:12
  I have. I have three.
• 25:14
  You three. Well, you have five though,
• 25:16
  don't you? I've got 5.
• 25:17
  So. Hey man, you got more?
• 25:19
  When I flail, you flail just like that.
• 25:22
  I'm going to, I'm going to take the damage you're going to take.
• 25:25
  The damage going to take eight damage.
• 25:27
  I can still omen the damage. Oh well, yeah, that's what I'm
• 25:30
  saying. Do you want to like.
• 25:31
  No, I'm going to take the damage and see what's going to happen
• 25:33
  here. No do.
• 25:35
  You no side. You already rolled the deal.
• 25:36
  You rolled it. You took.
• 25:37
  Oh, I took eight damage. Yes.
• 25:39
  That's what I'm saying. I thought that was for like on a
• 25:41
  table or something. No, Yeah, I guess table.
• 25:45
  That's the role. That's what I'm saying.
• 25:48
  I have to then. Yeah.
• 25:49
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going to do it too?
• 25:51
  I think you can only I thought that was like, oh, you rolled an
• 25:55
  8 on this table. You get.
• 25:58
  I'm generally pretty transparent with why you're no.
• 26:00
  That was just me being stupid. What's your HP 3?
• 26:04
  It's three. OK, so you need to reduce by
• 26:09
  what, 5 at least. Yeah, you have to lower your
• 26:11
  Dick. Yeah, you can lower it by AD 6.
• 26:12
  So you're really 16 to 5 or 6? Re roll the damage roll.
• 26:17
  Hey, before you roll that, just roll a new character.
• 26:21
  We'll just hit it. You could re roll the damage
• 26:23
  roll too. That would actually probably
• 26:24
  give you better results. Yeah, that's what I thought I
• 26:27
  was doing. Yeah, you can.
• 26:28
  Yeah. Drill the D8 again then.
• 26:29
  OK, well, I was going to say you can either spend the omen to
• 26:32
  reduce it by D6 or reroll. No, we're going to reroll the
• 26:34
  damage roll. This is just as risky for
• 26:37
  fucking five. Can I down a potion as I fall?
• 26:41
  No, It's kind of the thing that kind of happens suddenly.
• 26:44
  Oh, my God. So, yeah, you take.
• 26:47
  I have D2 armor. Yes.
• 26:48
  Do you? Oh, you do.
• 26:49
  So I might just be broken. Roll that too.
• 26:51
  Yep. You're currently taking five
• 26:52
  damage. No, please. 1.
• 26:56
  It's a one. You're taking four damage.
• 26:59
  So. So as that happens, you see like
• 27:02
  he, Jimmy Dean just falls to his knees and then fell face down in
• 27:05
  the muck and you hear this scream, but it doesn't seem like
• 27:08
  there's anything around so. It got really.
• 27:14
  Quick. You notice though, and just just
• 27:17
  for the sake of transparency, you guys notice in the 'cause
• 27:19
  you can see the reflection in the bog water itself that there
• 27:23
  is some creature moving, but it looks like it's not like there's
• 27:25
  something in the water necessarily, but something
• 27:27
  reflecting in the water. But as you look at where it
• 27:30
  would be standing with that reflection, there's nothing
• 27:32
  there. You know how I knew I was gonna
• 27:34
  die, 'cause I took all those fucking notes?
• 27:36
  Yeah, that helps. Yeah.
• 27:38
  The more you prepare, the less the more you're fucked.
• 27:39
  Is is there a way we can save him?
• 27:42
  Yeah, you could reduce. I mean, omen reducing is still
• 27:44
  something you can do. But he omen to change that role.
• 27:46
  Can I? Omen.
• 27:47
  You can only spend 1 omen per roll.
• 27:49
  I mean, you can. What's the difference between us
• 27:51
  doing it well? Well, I I always kind of assumed
• 27:55
  like so you could you could spend an omen to reroll, but you
• 27:58
  could also spend an omen to reduce.
• 28:00
  That's true because it doesn't say, well, it says or it doesn't
• 28:03
  say and it's that or that or that.
• 28:06
  So like if if Jake spends 2 omens, he spend 1 to reroll, he
• 28:10
  could spend another omen to also reduce.
• 28:13
  Basically, the drawback of that is that he's burning through his
• 28:16
  omen. I'm OK with that.
• 28:17
  Yeah, that makes sense. OK.
• 28:18
  So yeah, you can lower your you can spend another omen to lower
• 28:20
  it by D6. That leaves you with one.
• 28:22
  If he rolls well, would. You like to play this character
• 28:25
  that is kind of funny. We're currently at -1, right?
• 28:29
  -1 So really, just best you can if worse you can do.
• 28:34
  If everyone doesn't feel like it's somehow taking four damage
• 28:37
  currently bringing you a -1 right, you could roll the D6 to
• 28:40
  make that 4 lower. This character has been in the
• 28:42
  show for I would guess. 37 minutes.
• 28:45
  And it's been we had. Last time that we had Rugo and
• 28:47
  it's. Been magical and we have tried
• 28:50
  to save him almost longer than he's been on.
• 28:53
  So I need a four or hot or A2 or what not just roll.
• 28:56
  See what happens. Two.
• 28:58
  So 4 -. 2 is 2. You're.
• 29:00
  Yeah. One.
• 29:01
  You're 1 HP. So yeah, you don't you fall to
• 29:03
  his knees. But he's not dead.
• 29:05
  I'm just gurgling in the mud. Yeah, you, you, you.
• 29:07
  He pops back up again. Raw initiative.
• 29:09
  What are you doing down there? We'll have D do it.
• 29:12
  Chicken and macaroni, gentlemen, with my home is I'm not paying
• 29:17
  attention. That is it.
• 29:19
  OK, so I'm going to die anyways. Give me AD 10.
• 29:23
  I'm just shaking 2 two. OK.
• 29:29
  The wheezing. You guys see the reflection of
• 29:32
  the creature, which is kind of almost like Bigfooty, you know
• 29:34
  what I mean? Like like the pig.
• 29:36
  The old, like footage of Bigfoot, it really reminds it
• 29:38
  would remind you of that. I don't like swamp trees.
• 29:40
  And yeah, you see that like rushing past.
• 29:43
  You guys kind of threw your party and it's kind of it stops
• 29:47
  right in front of Sasha and swings A claw.
• 29:50
  Sasha, give me a agility test and we're just gonna call it a,
• 29:53
  we're gonna call it a 14. Hard to figure out what exactly
• 29:55
  to do. From your perspective, because
• 29:57
  we because you can't. Physically.
• 29:58
  See the thing in the air? No.
• 30:00
  Is that what raped me? Yeah.
• 30:02
  What am I rolling for? Agility.
• 30:04
  Agility 14. Use.
• 30:09
  Your words. That's a 12.
• 30:14
  You can spin an omen to drop the Dr. Question.
• 30:17
  Yes, I got my eyes. Yes.
• 30:19
  You do. Do my eyes help they?
• 30:21
  Help. Yeah.
• 30:23
  They will. OK, so here's what I'll say
• 30:24
  then. That being the case, that will
• 30:25
  drop the Dr. from that from a 14 to a 12, making you succeed
• 30:28
  because you kind of. It's not like you're
• 30:30
  illuminating it there, but you're kind of.
• 30:32
  I can see in the pitch black and discern the false from truth.
• 30:35
  Yeah, you see that? It is actually, it's it's
• 30:37
  something in the water itself. That's fucking dope.
• 30:40
  Like you're like, but you know that it's not necessarily
• 30:43
  something that's in the water, but it's like metaphysically in
• 30:46
  the water, You know what I mean? It's there.
• 30:47
  But you know that like it was intensible.
• 30:49
  Ninjutsu bullshit, right? This actually is the mirror from
• 30:54
  El Chupa Labra. Yes, from.
• 30:57
  How do we deal with this? Yeah, that was from our whole
• 31:00
  like, who's next? Enter the Mirror realm.
• 31:03
  Thank you for that. There's something in the water,
• 31:06
  but it's not in the water. I'm very confused.
• 31:10
  What? Do.
• 31:11
  You guys do. It's on your turn.
• 31:13
  I think we have to go in the water, but I don't know.
• 31:16
  I have one health. I'm going to, I'm going to
• 31:19
  fucking dive in the water. You're going to dive into the
• 31:21
  water. I'm going to dive into the
• 31:22
  water. He just, he just took a fucking
• 31:25
  wamp and okay. He's got more health.
• 31:27
  Give me D6 as you do, or before you do rather.
• 31:30
  D6 He's going into the glass from. 4 is.
• 31:33
  That good? Who knows?
• 31:34
  Are we supposed to go in the water?
• 31:35
  I don't know. Jimmy Dean is the climber of the
• 31:38
  group, OK? He's not a fighter.
• 31:40
  He's not a fucking no, it's not the diver.
• 31:43
  No, it's upside down climbing. OK.
• 31:46
  You know, that's. No, that's more.
• 31:50
  We should get more of that later.
• 31:51
  That's. Trust me, it's a good thing that
• 31:53
  you're a climber, considering what you're in for.
• 31:54
  Oh, good. If I survive, Yeah.
• 31:56
  Hey. OK, so you dive into the water.
• 31:58
  Yeah, Jimmy Dean does not. He's not a fighter.
• 32:01
  You dive into the water and like him breaking the water's surface
• 32:04
  breaks the reflectiveness of the water.
• 32:07
  And you see that that creature, like, you could see that.
• 32:09
  Like boogie boogie's out. Kind of.
• 32:11
  Well, not so much that, but like, you know that, like if he
• 32:14
  was still standing there and the reflection was reflecting him as
• 32:16
  it was, you would still see something, some reflection of
• 32:19
  him in the rippling. But it doesn't happen at all.
• 32:22
  Like the holographic armor is breaking something like that
• 32:25
  through something like that. And yeah, so you.
• 32:27
  Yeah, the water is murky as heck and very cold due to the fact
• 32:31
  that the area there is very cold.
• 32:32
  This place sucks. Yeah, we'll put you in the water
• 32:37
  there then. Yeah.
• 32:38
  And I'm going to try to get out of distance from the fight, OK
• 32:42
  And then wait for my my next turn.
• 32:44
  You're trying to dive in, right? Like, like you're not diving
• 32:47
  into the lake. You do it.
• 32:48
  It's like as you hit, it's not very deep, it's.
• 32:51
  It's. Like Marsh.
• 32:52
  Yeah, you're just kind of like he's never not his.
• 32:55
  Army crawling. I don't care.
• 32:58
  Whatever. It's probably like 6 inches
• 33:00
  deep, maybe of actual like standing water.
• 33:02
  Then it's just like, what? That's enough, band fog.
• 33:05
  He belly flopped into a puddle. More or less, but it's very
• 33:08
  large puddle. I'm just scurrying.
• 33:11
  I'm scurrying on all fours trying to get away.
• 33:14
  It looks real weird. Yeah.
• 33:16
  What is that to you guys doing? I'm faster on all four.
• 33:19
  I bet. Tommy's going to pull the shield
• 33:22
  of faith off his back and pull his tomahawk out and wait
• 33:26
  because he if he doesn't see it right in front of him but sees
• 33:29
  reflection that Jimmy Dean's swimming in, he's just going to
• 33:33
  stand there and wait. And he's going to, I guess, hold
• 33:36
  his action because he doesn't see it, so he can't.
• 33:39
  Right, you're waiting to. Get He can't see so.
• 33:41
  You're waiting to get a visible screech, though.
• 33:43
  As you see Tommy pull the shield, you see like the center
• 33:47
  metal dish on the shield itself, which is usually very
• 33:49
  reflective. You see the creature in that and
• 33:52
  it's it's obviously a lot smaller because of the what it's
• 33:55
  reflecting in, but you see that with the rest of you.
• 33:58
  Guys, so this is like some Medusa shit.
• 34:01
  I don't know what you mean by that.
• 34:02
  You know you can only use the reflection to know where it is.
• 34:05
  Oh, that's 'cause you can't look at Medusa.
• 34:07
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 34:08
  But same concept, we don't see it similar, we see it in the
• 34:11
  reflection. You'll you'll figure it out once
• 34:12
  you figure it out. I'm confused.
• 34:14
  Keep trying so what's left is reach Sasha and backwards
• 34:19
  vampire fuck is going. On Rusig is gonna like scoop
• 34:24
  down and grab like a handful of mud and kind of like looking at
• 34:29
  the reflection in the water and off of the shield.
• 34:34
  Kind of like guesstimate where it would probably be standing
• 34:37
  and just fling like a handful of mud in the direction.
• 34:41
  OK, give me ADR 14 presence. Actually going to make it a 12
• 34:45
  considering I'm. Going to go ahead to Norman that
• 34:49
  There we go. That's a 17.
• 34:51
  That's seventeen. OK, so you you managed to, like,
• 34:53
  spray a good handful of mud across the the potential area
• 34:57
  that it's standing in, and you don't.
• 34:59
  It doesn't seem to catch on anything like you would expect.
• 35:01
  If this thing's invisible, it's the Mud's going to stick to him,
• 35:03
  giving kind of showing its form. But it doesn't.
• 35:06
  It falls to the ground, but you notice that some of the mud
• 35:08
  which hit the reflection on Tommy's shield, like you see it
• 35:13
  recoil from that. So give me damage.
• 35:16
  Beat the shit over to Tommy. I will call.
• 35:18
  I think you just threw. Since you just threw mud, we're
• 35:20
  just going to call it one single piece of damage.
• 35:22
  And you see that it's recoiled from that.
• 35:24
  That's what we got Sasha and Screech.
• 35:27
  I I think we're supposed to stab the reflection, I think.
• 35:31
  I don't know. I'm so confused.
• 35:32
  That curious compulsion. I would recommend going ahead
• 35:36
  and trying to take a swing on Tommy to test that theory.
• 35:40
  Fucking roosing it. I always hated you.
• 35:42
  Switch just like kind of hunkers down and just stares into the
• 35:45
  shield for a second and just like starts patting his pockets
• 35:48
  and shit pulls out his pipe. Oh shit.
• 35:52
  Fucking spark up a match. Give me D20.
• 36:02
  It's a one. So we'll see.
• 36:06
  Fuck this. We'll see.
• 36:07
  We'll see. So as soon as you late, you're
• 36:09
  coughing all that shit immediately.
• 36:12
  A ball of flame that says a ball of fire hits D2.
• 36:16
  Creatures dealing DA damage per creature.
• 36:18
  This is palms. Open the southern gate.
• 36:20
  So here's how we're going to do that considering what you're
• 36:22
  shooting it at, because you're attempting to hit that thing
• 36:24
  probably, right. You're I was.
• 36:25
  You're coughing at that. I was staring into the that's
• 36:26
  where it would go. OK, so here's what it is.
• 36:28
  AD 2 on a one it's just the creatures reflection on A2 it's
• 36:32
  also Tommy considering where he is when pull the sealed out out
• 36:38
  of my shield. The shield will still make
• 36:40
  sense. Yeah we'll still seal.
• 36:41
  The shield will still in effect that's two that's both of them
• 36:44
  so DA damage. Sorry buddy.
• 36:46
  Fucking. You can roll them individually
• 36:48
  or you can call them both do whatever you want to.
• 36:50
  It's kind of a both kind of yeah.
• 36:52
  All right this is how it goes. What is this 22 and then what?
• 36:56
  That shield negates one damage, right?
• 36:58
  No, the shield, actually. Oh, reflects.
• 37:01
  I looked it up. It reflects it back to the
• 37:03
  person that did it. It's not the entirety of the
• 37:06
  damage. Though yeah, it's just one.
• 37:07
  No, it says an ornamental shield that reflects damage back to the
• 37:12
  attackers. All damage blocked by the shield
• 37:14
  and your armor is dealt back to your attacker.
• 37:17
  That, Yeah, that's what it. Is shield Shields block one
• 37:20
  damage? Yeah, that's all.
• 37:21
  Like if it broke and your armor, then it would arm all of that.
• 37:24
  Like if you broke it on a on a hit that did like fucking 15
• 37:28
  damage or something reflecting 15.
• 37:29
  Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. So that'd be the case.
• 37:31
  You want to break it to reflectors?
• 37:32
  You damage that dude. I don't break it though, it'll.
• 37:35
  Reflect all two. Yeah, yeah, right.
• 37:36
  But I will take one, actually. Do you have armor?
• 37:40
  I do. I've got D.
• 37:41
  Two. So then I take 2 damages.
• 37:43
  Oh, OK Yep. It happens anyway.
• 37:44
  Yeah. And then roll AD 6 as well.
• 37:46
  That is because the creature in the reflections.
• 37:49
  Here's that pretty thick hide. Oh, wow.
• 37:50
  Great. Yeah.
• 37:52
  That's a six on the dice. So yeah, it's affected by it,
• 37:55
  but it doesn't seem like it's the fire actually burned him,
• 37:57
  you know? I mean, like, maybe he's just
• 37:58
  too moist. What about Sasha here?
• 38:01
  I'm going to do I only see the reflection in the shield or do I
• 38:04
  see it in the water? You saw in the water.
• 38:05
  You only see it in the shield though.
• 38:07
  Actually, yeah. Oh, I only see it in the.
• 38:08
  Shield you only see in the shield.
• 38:10
  Give me 86. What did he throw mud at?
• 38:12
  Everything. I just kind of like, yeah, you
• 38:16
  know, like like a toddler when they take their diaper off and
• 38:18
  they just kind of fling it all. Over the place if we want to hit
• 38:21
  it can I want to hit it in the in the whatever water we're
• 38:24
  standing in we all have to stand still for the reflection to come
• 38:28
  back. Perhaps because right now I'm
• 38:30
  just floundering in the water. Yeah, that you only see the
• 38:33
  reflection in the shield itself now, which is getting harder to
• 38:36
  see, probably because the char on it.
• 38:37
  Can I take this sword and just kind of give it a poke?
• 38:41
  Yeah. Can I Poke the Shield?
• 38:43
  That thing's so dangerous because it reflects.
• 38:44
  This is a terrible fight for us, dude.
• 38:47
  Baby pulled my shield out of like, oh perfect call call.
• 38:50
  Still, I'm just going to give it a little poke.
• 38:53
  Go Dr. 12 Strength. Isn't ADR time with my shield,
• 38:58
  Yes. Or with my sword, Yes.
• 39:01
  Oh, wonderful. That's a 12.
• 39:02
  And you, you, you, you meet the the reflection perfectly with
• 39:06
  it. It's a grill damage. 2 + 1.
• 39:09
  And then roll the D6 for damage negation.
• 39:12
  Fucking Christ. Yeah, yeah.
• 39:16
  So you thrust the sword at the shield and you just hear the
• 39:19
  sword back. That was weird as shit.
• 39:29
  That was good. Does that does that damage
• 39:31
  deflect back? It does, doesn't it?
• 39:35
  How much damage did you deal? 3.
• 39:37
  Three. So it's 1 -, 1.
• 39:39
  It wouldn't be hitting him anyway.
• 39:40
  It wouldn't be hitting him. It's just the shield then.
• 39:42
  Yeah, so take one damage as like this, This thing's stupid.
• 39:45
  You feel like in your chest. This, this the same thrust that
• 39:49
  the person that you spent that into would feel.
• 39:52
  Also give me AD 6. Fuck you 4.
• 39:57
  OK. Real Initiative, Thomas.
• 40:02
  That's a 2. OK, shit.
• 40:04
  OK, so do you see that the the reflection start talking like it
• 40:08
  looks like it's going to jump out of the reflection but it
• 40:10
  doesn't and instead give me an agility DR12, Sasha.
• 40:14
  Oh, it's going to give you you, is it?
• 40:15
  Coming on my sword now. It's coming from your soul.
• 40:18
  OK, that's a 16. You feel like wind pass you as
• 40:23
  you like. If you see it doing that, you're
• 40:24
  like, oh shit. So you give a quick Dodge like
• 40:26
  you feel the wind of it passing you as if it's like if you
• 40:29
  almost got hit by a car, like don't feel the wind of the car,
• 40:31
  don't buy. It.
• 40:32
  Did anyone see that I saw the thing?
• 40:35
  I see many things you do see, like the trees, like around to
• 40:38
  like move with the wind of the park.
• 40:41
  Can I? Chop at the wind.
• 40:42
  Now it's since it's our turn. You still see the reflection in
• 40:45
  the shield, Of course. Is it our turn?
• 40:48
  Yes. Oh, I take my grappling hook in
• 40:50
  this rope and I fucking jump at the reflection of the shield and
• 40:53
  try to tie it up. Or.
• 40:57
  I'm confused what that even looks like.
• 40:59
  I'm going to take the rope and tie up the shield with Tommy
• 41:02
  with the reflection. Are you tying Tommy to the
• 41:04
  shield? No, I'm just trying to tie up
• 41:06
  the shield. Tommy, what are you doing with
• 41:08
  that? Because he's like, right in
• 41:09
  front of you doing this. I was going to take the shield
• 41:13
  and I was just going to bash it across the ground, just like
• 41:17
  trying to smash the reflection. So that being the case, so like,
• 41:20
  OK, so no, I'm going to do this. And then you see him do that.
• 41:25
  He picks it up like a like his. Like I'm gonna get a chair shot,
• 41:28
  Yeah. Exactly.
• 41:29
  Those thinking tear shot. Yeah, we all like that a lot.
• 41:31
  There is a reason why the three of us are our team.
• 41:34
  We are the worthless. Yeah.
• 41:36
  Yeah. Are you guys the one that are
• 41:38
  like you know what you we are the shitty after the shitty.
• 41:40
  We are the worst. Yeah, we are the worst group
• 41:42
  does that's this. This makes sense.
• 41:44
  You're the Z team. Yeah.
• 41:47
  Still OK. So I got to imagine that doing
• 41:50
  the chair shot with him in the chair to the ground.
• 41:53
  You can't miss that. So that's just going to
• 41:55
  automatically cause damage. I'm trying to catch that chair.
• 41:57
  So D2 damage because it's a normal, actually he's in it.
• 42:02
  I feel like there's something more to that.
• 42:03
  Then is he in it? We'll call it D4, We'll call it
• 42:06
  D4D four. Yeah, minus the D6, of course.
• 42:10
  That's a three. Minus D6.
• 42:13
  And that's a one. OK, if we take two damage, wow.
• 42:17
  You see, as you like, pick it back up again, 'cause you take
• 42:19
  the chair shot, you pick it. That guy up again, you see he's
• 42:21
  like laying on the ground in the picture in the reflection.
• 42:24
  What about the rest of you? Then I tie him up.
• 42:26
  I tie the reflection up as it. So how are you?
• 42:32
  Trying a reflection. It's like trying to tie up a
• 42:34
  picture of a person in a magazine.
• 42:36
  It's like, what do you are you tie up The Shield?
• 42:39
  Yeah. Are you resisting this, Tommy,
• 42:42
  as you see him trying to like so I guess give me opposing
• 42:46
  strength tests. If you succeed this, then you
• 42:49
  manage to tie it up. If not, Tommy manages to fuck
• 42:52
  me, rest it from you. Screech stands up with with
• 42:56
  sanity in his eyes. I'm bored of this and I turn
• 42:59
  around, start fucking going, gonna keep going on the trail.
• 43:03
  I'm just watching these fools fight over a shield in the
• 43:06
  middle of the muck. And I did smoke a little bit of
• 43:09
  mushroom, so I feel like, Oh my God, he would come out a little
• 43:13
  bit. Yeah, I like that a lot.
• 43:15
  I got a 10 so I just. I got a nine.
• 43:17
  So yeah, he's like trying to pull my you're you're wrapping
• 43:20
  it up. You see like the the the
• 43:22
  creature in the reflection kind of like racing around the
• 43:25
  reflect the reflected area. Like he's kind of stuck in there
• 43:29
  and you see that too. Like the ropes have have crossed
• 43:31
  over that kind of like it. It looks like there's almost
• 43:35
  rope between you and it. Now I'm going to fucking pull it
• 43:37
  tight. Like I'm.
• 43:39
  I'm setting myself up to go rock climbing.
• 43:42
  Jimmy Deans got one wrangled. It's a fucking goat.
• 43:45
  Get them, Beat them, boys. I'm gonna.
• 43:49
  I'm standing on the shield holding the rope tight.
• 43:51
  I'm. Holding the shield AM.
• 43:53
  I holding you up. I think that we've wrestled to
• 43:56
  the ground and now I'm just standing on top of you.
• 43:58
  Yeah. I like the thing that like like
• 43:59
  Tammy had to take a knee because of the force thing applied to
• 44:02
  us. He's just kind of like holding
• 44:03
  it down. I'm like, oh, weird, he's still
• 44:04
  trying to hold it. But you're you're really
• 44:06
  bustling it on him. Yeah.
• 44:07
  I'm. I'm trying to.
• 44:08
  Jamie Dean is not a smart fella. It's he's just he's good at
• 44:11
  climbing. Yeah, I don't know what to
• 44:14
  climbing knots, climbing knots, pulling ropes, climbing nuts,
• 44:19
  climbing nuts, pulling ropes and wrangling goats.
• 44:21
  You know, with that, I feel like that's a good time for a break.
• 44:47
  Welcome back to Play Out to the Face.
• 44:51
  So this thing, whatever this creature, we'll call them, the
• 44:54
  mirror, is, Oh my gosh, is currently caged.
• 44:59
  We'll call it it roped up. Which has a real weird meaning
• 45:01
  now. Yeah, he's all roped up.
• 45:04
  That's not right either. Quick being, boys.
• 45:06
  Jimmy Dean got wrapped up. All right, great.
• 45:09
  You've got it handled. Great screech wit up and just
• 45:13
  start walking. No.
• 45:17
  So are we just leaving this rope around the the the shield or?
• 45:21
  Everybody feels real weird in your hands, 'cause you're like
• 45:23
  like you're holding it, like you got the shield box with the
• 45:25
  rabbit, stranger, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bring the the bottom of
• 45:29
  the grappling hook up and then hook it to the top of the shield
• 45:32
  so it's pulled tight and then it's like a pop.
• 45:35
  Can you just take the top, rip it, grip it and hope to God he
• 45:39
  don't turn on us? That's what Jamie Dean says.
• 45:42
  Jimmy, this sounds like a fucking terrible idea.
• 45:44
  Look, you want. We should probably keep up,
• 45:46
  catch up with those guys. Jamie Dean, Greens.
• 45:49
  Okay, let's go. And you do.
• 45:51
  Fucking this is a bad idea. Maybe cover it in the Moss
• 45:54
  blanket or something? Can I?
• 45:56
  I can do some really stupid stuff.
• 45:58
  Actually. Can I take I?
• 45:59
  Think wrapping a rope around the shield is pretty dumb.
• 46:02
  Jimmy Dean doesn't know what you're talking about.
• 46:04
  We've crossed that bridge already, and now we're going to
• 46:06
  burn it. I could heal.
• 46:08
  Yeah. You should do that.
• 46:10
  And I would. I kind of want to.
• 46:12
  I would recommend it. Do I want to drink from the
• 46:14
  crazy potion or try to use my yes?
• 46:17
  No, it's not good. If it goes bad, it's not good.
• 46:20
  Well, you have one HP, so gamble.
• 46:22
  No, I'm not. Man's got a point.
• 46:27
  You got a point. I have the ability that looks
• 46:29
  bad. I can mend A grievous wound with
• 46:31
  ADR 8 toughness test. As if I have a medicine chest.
• 46:36
  With what? His stuff?
• 46:38
  That rope? Me, my my ability.
• 46:40
  Is it not because I'm a Mountaineer?
• 46:42
  Not the poaching? What?
• 46:43
  No, it's not. No, it's not crazy.
• 46:45
  Poaching. Someone else might get that
• 46:47
  force fed to them when they're down.
• 46:50
  Maybe do the poaching too. It's a toughness test.
• 46:53
  Mr. Knacker's crazy nasty. You only have one omen.
• 46:56
  That's a 5 on the dice. Yeah.
• 47:00
  All right, seeing Jimmy trying to reach over and mend his.
• 47:05
  I'm trying to rub muscle. Marks on his back.
• 47:07
  I'm going to use an omen so that he can re roll that.
• 47:10
  Yeah, that sounds good. OK.
• 47:11
  Thank you, buddy. It's a natural one.
• 47:16
  It is. So.
• 47:19
  Good. What was Kate?
• 47:20
  So what is the entire thing again?
• 47:21
  You can gain D6 health if you succeeded that right?
• 47:25
  I feel like you lose it on a crit 1.
• 47:26
  Or or we cut all this out and you just eat that poach in.
• 47:32
  Yeah, dope We don't. We don't fake it.
• 47:33
  We don't let no more so than that.
• 47:35
  We can't let Jake get away with madness most days.
• 47:38
  So take D6 damage. Oh, look at that.
• 47:41
  Your door. He's trying so hard to, like,
• 47:46
  mend these wounds that he's making them a lot worse and he's
• 47:49
  like, he's bleeding already. Jimmy Dean feels better already.
• 47:52
  The bleeding is not. Like too good boss.
• 47:54
  Yeah, you. Jimmy Dean's not a.
• 47:56
  I'm starting to feel a little woozy.
• 47:57
  All my legs are disappearing. Jimmy Dean's gone.
• 48:03
  His eyes are just still open. Jake, give me AD 20, 16.
• 48:08
  Oh my God. And yeah, he was laser bleeding
• 48:10
  out from his own inflicted surgery.
• 48:13
  He's the wrong kind of bark. He did a lot.
• 48:14
  Jimmy, what? What'd you have on you?
• 48:17
  So much I had Well, you have the grappling hook in my rope that's
• 48:21
  protecting you from the mirror world I had.
• 48:25
  I had an unusable, unclean scroll, 4 rations of food and
• 48:29
  water. My.
• 48:31
  My punch knife, which is a D4. That's I want that.
• 48:35
  That's part of my cod piece punch.
• 48:36
  Life was my name in high school. I also had my boiled leather
• 48:41
  jacket with Nathan Fillions face on the back.
• 48:45
  It did have it. It did have it.
• 48:47
  It's very shredded now from that cut, yeah.
• 48:50
  What's that potion you keep talking about?
• 48:52
  God damn it, OK? Talking about.
• 48:54
  Potion. So you have the troll bloods
• 48:56
  potion. Now it's two doses.
• 48:59
  If you drink one dose, you can increase Max HP by D6.
• 49:03
  It's so helpful. Why would you do that?
• 49:05
  Yeah. OK You would think that next
• 49:08
  morning passing ADR 16 toughness test or reduce HP by two D6.
• 49:14
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you get that sudden
• 49:18
  boost but then it's like the come down to kill you.
• 49:20
  But is that permanent? No, that's what happens.
• 49:23
  So it's a tradeoff. Like you get a boost in health
• 49:25
  during the day and then when you wake up the next morning, your
• 49:28
  heart might fucking stop, yeah? I mean if I had two HP.
• 49:32
  It's the powder. It's the Yeah, it's a powder.
• 49:34
  Yeah. It's potion.
• 49:35
  That's not what killed Jimmy Dean.
• 49:37
  Unfortunately, Jimmy Dean killed Jimmy Dean.
• 49:39
  There's the park I rubbed into my open wounds.
• 49:42
  Yes, it just it was so sharp. It may have believed so much
• 49:46
  more. I wasn't familiar with these
• 49:49
  kind of brush. Poor James Dean.
• 49:51
  Rue single turn and look back over her shoulder.
• 49:54
  And just Tommy, when you're done playing with Jimmy Dean back
• 49:57
  there, you guys need to catch up.
• 50:00
  Come on. Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.
• 50:02
  Did you have any silver on him? I I had 99 silver.
• 50:06
  Wow. That's a lot.
• 50:08
  I've been doing my own jobs on the side, you know climbing
• 50:11
  build kind of jobs. Doing kitten cats.
• 50:14
  No fucking climbing. The things that nobody wants to
• 50:17
  do, like firefighter stuff. Yeah.
• 50:19
  Gotcha. But like in the not fighting
• 50:21
  fires. Yeah.
• 50:22
  Like sometimes I, I, I'm, I'm the guy that goes up and cuts
• 50:25
  down the dead bodies after a hanging or something.
• 50:27
  Oh God, yeah. Yeah, I'm a Mountaineer.
• 50:29
  I climbed stuff. That's my that was Jimmy.
• 50:32
  You're like, hey, hey, Mary, you need me to climb that house
• 50:34
  right there? You want me to get that?
• 50:37
  I think the correct thing is that Jimmy Dean used to climb
• 50:40
  stuff. Yeah, yeah, OK Jimmy Dean did
• 50:42
  did have a wonderful spouting career in the city.
• 50:45
  But then he stepped outside the city and Jimmy Dean got a little
• 50:47
  fucked up. Now he's yeah, now he's got a
• 50:49
  now he's dead. Final climb was up the steps to
• 50:52
  death store all. Right, one last thing before I
• 50:56
  catch up with the rest of them. I'm going.
• 50:58
  To turn off the pocket is not empty.
• 51:01
  I mean, it is. Oh no.
• 51:02
  It's not empty. I'm not going in there.
• 51:04
  No, I'm going to cut off Nathan Lane's face and tuck it into the
• 51:07
  rope on the shield. And there before.
• 51:10
  Right. And then I'm going to.
• 51:13
  Catch up. I like that a lot.
• 51:14
  That's really disturbing. So yeah, the four of you
• 51:17
  continue on. You set up camp that night.
• 51:20
  Fortunately, you make it through the bogs.
• 51:22
  The coal doesn't seem to go away for the rest of the day.
• 51:25
  So as you guys make your fire, you're making it extra warm,
• 51:28
  whatever that means. Tommy, what did you do to Jimmy
• 51:31
  Dean? I didn't do nothing.
• 51:33
  He was trying to. I don't know what he was doing.
• 51:35
  I He wasn't made for this trip life.
• 51:40
  You just see Sasha walking behind you guys dragging Jimmy
• 51:42
  Dean's body. You're bringing him?
• 51:46
  What? Why?
• 51:47
  I need sustenance? What do you mean?
• 51:49
  Oh, right, because he'll eat anything.
• 51:51
  Oh jeez. Yes.
• 51:54
  You've never had curled toes? This is how you lose.
• 51:56
  Friends, That's more of it, even for me.
• 51:59
  I didn't know him. Fucking doesn't make it better.
• 52:03
  Bryant Lord doesn't give a shit. Just don't touch me.
• 52:06
  He he calls himself the bright Lord that I don't fucking.
• 52:11
  Look at my golden complexion. What do you mean?
• 52:13
  I told you I found him in the in a shit fucking hole.
• 52:16
  It it. Never mind, it's.
• 52:18
  Yeah, yeah, really, really scraping the bottom of the
• 52:21
  barrel with this one. No, he should have been in
• 52:23
  there. Flattery.
• 52:24
  Flattery charges my battery. This guy seems to have some sort
• 52:30
  of insight. He's high all the time.
• 52:32
  What do you mean? We're just campfire conversation
• 52:34
  ever. Yeah, just stay over there.
• 52:39
  And I was just like take my blanket and just kind of toss
• 52:42
  over. I'm roasting Jimmy's leg on
• 52:44
  this, on the fire. So everybody who needs to eat,
• 52:49
  which I think is all of you know.
• 52:50
  So if you're going to and let me know when you're ready to move
• 52:53
  on to the next day, I'm ready for that.
• 52:55
  Let's see. Last person to roll something
• 52:57
  with Thomas. So Kevin, give me AD 6 for
• 53:01
  miseries. We we established that Jimmy
• 53:04
  Dean had four days of food. Yeah, Yep, Yep.
• 53:07
  Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna kind of sneak that
• 53:09
  over to my pack. He also is 3 days of food.
• 53:12
  Yeah. Oh, my God.
• 53:14
  OK. So yeah, Kevin, give me AD 6 for
• 53:15
  the misery. I rolled it.
• 53:17
  And you got. I got a one.
• 53:18
  Yeah you did, baby. Give me AD six then D66 rather.
• 53:25
  It's fucking Jimmy Dean's bad luck rubbing off on me.
• 53:29
  You don't want Jimmy Dean's rubbing off on you. 16.
• 53:33
  GB D GB D No rub off, I know man.
• 53:36
  So as day breaks, you guys are awoken by a gong in the sky and
• 53:41
  you hear a voice from from deep in the woods.
• 53:43
  And they can just There's sparse trees around the area here, you
• 53:46
  hear, and blood cops shall spread like fire across the
• 53:50
  wastelands of the drought. What the fuck was that?
• 53:56
  Am I yelling? Am I asleep again?
• 53:58
  Yeah, but that wasn't you this time.
• 54:01
  Anybody. Anybody with the pleated omens.
• 54:03
  Roll those and also powers per day.
• 54:05
  Everybody and if you have daily things then do that which I know
• 54:08
  you do leave live you AD six I believe your ability yes it
• 54:11
  changes every day. Yes cool.
• 54:13
  Those are fun ones. Keeps it.
• 54:15
  Keeps it busy. Also you to explore the entire
• 54:18
  character. You are clad in luminescent
• 54:20
  mantle of furious Starlight. Oh yeah, that was you got the
• 54:24
  fancy jacket. Is that our 3rd or 4th misery?
• 54:28
  It's our 4th, 4th We had 246414 and now 1/6.
• 54:32
  What? Yeah, Levi's is like, damn, how
• 54:37
  about those numbers mean? The end is dry, never near.
• 54:40
  Dude, we are over halfway now what we said with the blood
• 54:43
  cough thing. All of you.
• 54:45
  I think every day we're gonna have a toughness test.
• 54:48
  Oh no. OK.
• 54:50
  And if you fail it, then you have the blood Cough, which what
• 54:56
  that means, I think then is it is like an infection, but it you
• 55:00
  can only stave it off, you know what I mean?
• 55:02
  Like, you can cure it. Like you can cure any infection,
• 55:05
  but that doesn't stay gone. It only stays gone for that day.
• 55:08
  Right. So the next morning you roll for
• 55:10
  it again because it can come back maybe like you're like
• 55:12
  you're saving off symptoms, but it's like a death sentence,
• 55:15
  really. So it's a play.
• 55:16
  And I guess. What does it do Dr. for it?
• 55:19
  Oh, that's a good question. I think maybe it.
• 55:21
  Should start low and build. That's what I was thinking.
• 55:23
  Shut the fuck up, you know? That's exactly what I was
• 55:25
  thinking. I'm thinking.
• 55:25
  DI would say it starts low and then as we get additional
• 55:29
  miseries is when it goes up. I like that.
• 55:31
  So let's start it off at ADR 6. So then when the 5th misery
• 55:34
  hits, it's an 8. And then when this actually no,
• 55:36
  let's go, let's go 8:10 8/10/12. That sounds good, because we
• 55:40
  only have three left. Sounds good.
• 55:42
  Wait, wait. Yeah, so it's eight until four
• 55:43
  or five? Yes.
• 55:44
  There's only gonna be 6. The 7th 1.
• 55:46
  Nothing happens afterwards. So OK, so yeah, it's at ADR 8
• 55:49
  then. And I guess not curing it that
• 55:52
  day will inflict D4 damage at the end of it.
• 55:55
  But you died in your sleep because of the cough took you at
• 55:57
  8 or. Something like that.
• 55:59
  Yeah, and then so starting it off, since it's effective now,
• 56:02
  just round table everybody make that DR8 toughness test.
• 56:06
  J Crow for yours too, in case he dies right away.
• 56:10
  Actually, yes, you're all for yours too.
• 56:11
  OK, OK, good. It's an 8 for this for this day.
• 56:14
  Toughness. Or it's currently is.
• 56:16
  Yeah, Toughness. That's nice 18.
• 56:18
  OK, crime. Any screech?
• 56:20
  Oh, lucky 79 and I got a -? 1 I'm going to.
• 56:27
  Go ahead and moment. That I was about to call you
• 56:28
  Weenit again. I looked at you and said Weenit
• 56:31
  in the head, it's it hurts to not be, to not for you to not be
• 56:35
  well for me anyway. I know you guys are like.
• 56:37
  That is a 16. OK, wonderful.
• 56:39
  And Tommy? I got a 17.
• 56:41
  OK, no. So no one's got the blood cough
• 56:42
  today. No.
• 56:43
  But as you guys are waking up and blood farts.
• 56:47
  Yeah, I believe buddy. Oh, it comes back around.
• 56:50
  Yeah, everything comes back around.
• 56:52
  Also, let's see who's next in the rotation.
• 56:54
  Jake, give me AD 12. What?
• 56:56
  Yep. Just go ahead.
• 56:57
  Roll the dice. It's for weather.
• 57:00
  You're not afraid of it. 33 also along with this gong, like and
• 57:04
  it it's almost like it triggers the change in weather.
• 57:07
  But you, it's just whip and wind just piercing through you.
• 57:10
  It's almost colder than the frosty day was.
• 57:13
  It's because it's so heavy and you hear barely the footsteps of
• 57:16
  another person coming in. And you you mostly hear the
• 57:19
  rippling of the linens as they approach.
• 57:22
  Who is it? Unfortunately, it's more like
• 57:25
  starchy linen. OK, that's fine.
• 57:28
  Are you wearing corduroy? No, I'm.
• 57:31
  I'm a mutated goblin again. Oh, no, again.
• 57:35
  Yeah, you were before too. Don't do the same voice.
• 57:40
  Yeah, no, I have AI do have a wooden pole that's like 10 feet
• 57:43
  long, though, and I'm using that to like walk through through the
• 57:46
  this little opening. Here you have a garden.
• 57:49
  You see it pushing your way. Through well, there's no water.
• 57:51
  You guys are just on the plains now.
• 57:52
  The bond was yesterday. Yeah, smaller area, yeah.
• 57:55
  Describing. Well, he's got very ropey skin
• 57:58
  and I pretty much got like like you know Dobby from the Harry
• 58:02
  Potter series, I I pretty much got one of them going on like
• 58:06
  the tea cloth, like a pillowcase.
• 58:09
  You want a sock or something? No, it's nice and but yeah, I'm
• 58:13
  all hunched over and both arms are sticking at like hard
• 58:17
  fucking angles holding on to this 10 foot pole as I walk up.
• 58:21
  Oh, hello. Is anybody there?
• 58:25
  Oh, I like it. Sounds like a beetle.
• 58:29
  I seem to have lost my way. It's it's really good.
• 58:34
  We're laughing, but it's good. I like it.
• 58:36
  It's weird because, you know, I'm so close to the fucking
• 58:40
  water when the temperature changes.
• 58:43
  Like I can't see shit in the morning.
• 58:46
  You went Scottish for some reason.
• 58:47
  It's OK. It morphs.
• 58:49
  I'm digging it. God damn it, I.
• 58:52
  Have no idea what I can. I can hear you.
• 58:55
  It's weird to think too. Missing our fans.
• 58:57
  Well, you guys know what goblins look like when you see.
• 59:00
  And you know what goblin when you see when you see this guy.
• 59:02
  Tommy's a goblin. Exactly.
• 59:03
  You definitely know that when you see when.
• 59:05
  Tommy's just smiling ear to ear. He's like, holy shit, it's
• 59:08
  another one that's fucking. Great.
• 59:09
  And that's The thing is. Another member of the extended
• 59:12
  family again. I got to imagine, Tommy, you're
• 59:15
  not like a typical goblin. You look almost humanoid in a
• 59:18
  way more than they do. Whereas, like, I imagine this
• 59:21
  this new guy whose name is what? My name is Strand.
• 59:24
  Strand. Strand.
• 59:25
  How do you spell that? STRIND.
• 59:29
  Oh, like Strand. OK, I got you Strand.
• 59:31
  OK. Also has that same kind of not
• 59:33
  quite goblin, but slightly different, you know, like in
• 59:36
  between stages. Are you old?
• 59:39
  I'm. I'm quite old.
• 59:40
  I'm also impotent or whatever. Impotent.
• 59:43
  Impotent. Yeah.
• 59:44
  Can't reproduce. Can't get it up like a meal,
• 59:47
  That's what. That sucks.
• 59:48
  But I'm also for you This, this. Anytime I hear a lie, I I get
• 59:56
  truly a truly miserable stomach ache.
• 59:59
  So I roll ADR 8 presence or attack the miserable liar.
• 1:00:04
  Oh, wow, that's really weird. Yeah, well, to keep that in
• 1:00:06
  mind, it's called Awful Auger Augery.
• 1:00:09
  Augury. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Augury. Augury is like mind reading kind
• 1:00:11
  of. Or not mind reading.
• 1:00:12
  But like teacher, how could you tell with me?
• 1:00:14
  I don't. I guess I would have to feel it
• 1:00:16
  like. I feel like if you think he is,
• 1:00:18
  I would question it then yeah, we'll just roll it then.
• 1:00:22
  If you think. Because I got to imagine it's
• 1:00:24
  augury though so it's actually like true seeking.
• 1:00:26
  I also I also, it depends on what it really is.
• 1:00:28
  I have a hitting a blowgun inside this tongue for pole too.
• 1:00:31
  Oh, that's pretty unwieldy trying to use it.
• 1:00:35
  You're just like, yeah, he gets to hold.
• 1:00:38
  Yeah, he hold. The end Yeah, he has.
• 1:00:41
  A goblin? Yeah.
• 1:00:41
  He at best, he gets to hold 2 feet of it himself.
• 1:00:44
  Yeah. So that's my crazy guy.
• 1:00:46
  Good. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:00:48
  We're right over here. Come on down.
• 1:00:50
  Tommy's going to run. I was like, holy shit, this is
• 1:00:53
  fucking crazy. I haven't seen another one like.
• 1:00:55
  Me. I'm sorry, what?
• 1:00:56
  And I'm going to crook my neck at a weird angle and stare up
• 1:00:59
  like sideways left, like I'm looking directly up.
• 1:01:02
  Though it's hard to explain. I know what you mean.
• 1:01:04
  Cocking your head to the right while looking to the left to
• 1:01:06
  your left is actually up. My head is like, arched all the
• 1:01:10
  way down towards near my waist. Almost, girl.
• 1:01:13
  Whoa. And no, no, this is.
• 1:01:17
  He's super fucking old. Okay, This guy is decrepit.
• 1:01:21
  Like, can we just put him out of his misery?
• 1:01:24
  No, no, no, no. He's we we got to make sure he
• 1:01:26
  gets to wherever his fucking friends are or whatever.
• 1:01:28
  No, I'm out on just my own adventures, to be honest.
• 1:01:33
  Just enjoying my life after the wife had passed.
• 1:01:37
  What? You know?
• 1:01:38
  Oh, like, like. This thing was married.
• 1:01:43
  Yeah, what's so bad about that? Look what you have girlfriend.
• 1:01:51
  Didn't think so. Fucking she.
• 1:01:53
  Killed herself, but thanks for. Bringing complex story and all.
• 1:01:59
  Nobody gives a shit there. You said that before.
• 1:02:03
  Damn it, I didn't say the whole thing.
• 1:02:05
  Let's put this guy out of his misery.
• 1:02:07
  Yeah. Come at me, friend.
• 1:02:10
  I'll show you what's up. Yeah, you don't fuck around.
• 1:02:12
  Find out. I'm going to aim this fucking 10
• 1:02:14
  foot pole at him at Rusig. At Rusig.
• 1:02:18
  And I'm just going to like with two fingers, just like.
• 1:02:21
  Move it. That's right.
• 1:02:24
  Be afraid. He's like, he's a vampire now.
• 1:02:30
  I like it. It's funny.
• 1:02:31
  He's trying something I'm going to look at, right?
• 1:02:33
  Quick, how many fingers do I have?
• 1:02:34
  Count them 123. You have one and a fuck you.
• 1:02:42
  I'm illiterate. What?
• 1:02:47
  Surprise, surprise. That's another big detail, I
• 1:02:49
  guess. Oh, sure.
• 1:02:51
  Look, I am just passing through on my way to, you know, get to
• 1:02:56
  my party on. Experience, life after the great
• 1:03:00
  marriage. I've been gone for 10 minutes.
• 1:03:06
  Yeah. I'll be walking with them I I
• 1:03:10
  still got a little. Screech and just like start
• 1:03:13
  following the footsteps of Screech off of a distance.
• 1:03:15
  Screech Give me AD 6. Feel like you guys have to be
• 1:03:17
  screaming at each other for the wind. 2-3 like every
• 1:03:20
  conversation you guys are having is just incredibly low.
• 1:03:22
  I came prepared. You mean D12?
• 1:03:24
  Then follow that up two as you guys are continuing on walking.
• 1:03:28
  Is is. This wind lasts for a long time,
• 1:03:30
  until suddenly it doesn't. The wind stops, and just this
• 1:03:33
  hammering rain takes its place. And you guys are cold, wet, and
• 1:03:38
  miserable as you continue trudging on through the rest of
• 1:03:40
  the day. Wonderful.
• 1:03:42
  So you guys attempt to set a camp again at night.
• 1:03:45
  No, it's so early. We're gonna get another misery.
• 1:03:47
  Yeah, no. Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  And if the rain does not let up, you guys struggle to make
• 1:03:54
  shelter. You guys struggle even harder to
• 1:03:56
  make fire, to the point you probably don't even do.
• 1:03:58
  I produce my own flame. That's actually true.
• 1:04:00
  You actually huddle around Sasha.
• 1:04:02
  If you have on, you could decide that.
• 1:04:03
  I guess I have ropey skin. Yeah, cool.
• 1:04:08
  Sure. It probably is.
• 1:04:09
  He, like, leathery ropey. Are you really?
• 1:04:12
  You. Probably.
• 1:04:13
  Hold so much water. What does ropey skin mean?
• 1:04:16
  Like an old lady. Wrinkly.
• 1:04:17
  I kind of feel like you're like, you're like silly, you know,
• 1:04:19
  you're wiry, like I've been. I've spent most of my fucking
• 1:04:23
  mid 20s to fucking late 50s tanning and the California
• 1:04:27
  beaches. That's a weather.
• 1:04:30
  It's a little different. No, I feel like he's just
• 1:04:32
  released sinewy, you know, fucking really lean.
• 1:04:35
  All right, well, that also makes me extra hungry.
• 1:04:38
  I need 2 rations a day. Or starve.
• 1:04:40
  That kind of makes sense then, yeah.
• 1:04:42
  Jesus. I can eat scrolls, though, so if
• 1:04:44
  anyone's got those, hey, that's actually the only use for them,
• 1:04:47
  right? At this point, yeah, I'm gonna
• 1:04:49
  start eyeballing everyone's fucking backpacks.
• 1:04:51
  I haven't did nothing. In papers on you, you know, not
• 1:04:54
  because I'm not, you know, illegal or nothing.
• 1:04:57
  Just hungry. I'm just hungry.
• 1:05:01
  So make sure you're on you're you're on a paper before I eat
• 1:05:03
  you, so you guys struggle to sleep throughout the night.
• 1:05:08
  I want to say due to that, yeah, for multiple reasons.
• 1:05:12
  Yeah, I want to say that because of that, you guys don't end up
• 1:05:15
  sleeping because of the rain and the incested bat yammering and
• 1:05:20
  he's going to die. Although I do feel that like
• 1:05:22
  Sasha probably slept great just because.
• 1:05:25
  Nothing seems to bother him. As far as that goes, another day
• 1:05:28
  dawns. You guys all red eyed.
• 1:05:31
  Stand there and watch the dawn come.
• 1:05:33
  Who's next in line? You just rolled.
• 1:05:35
  So, Levi, give me AD 20. We're back up to 20.
• 1:05:38
  I feel so rejuvalized. Rejuveline D66D66 that is #5
• 1:05:55
  right here also. I would like to omen you.
• 1:05:57
  Cancel that, can you? Nope.
• 1:05:59
  I feel like that's for. Any role?
• 1:06:01
  I feel like the misery roles are pretty exempt from all your
• 1:06:04
  magic tricks. Oh, your top foolery.
• 1:06:07
  Oh, your bullshit snackeries. Well, and our and our blood
• 1:06:11
  cough goes up too now. Yep, Yep.
• 1:06:13
  I just made a note of that. Hey, we have enough going on.
• 1:06:16
  You do? 32. 32.
• 1:06:20
  Be sure everybody to thank Levi for the additional misery.
• 1:06:23
  Of this session. You do that.
• 1:06:24
  Thanks, Levi. You're.
• 1:06:27
  Welcome this. Is great.
• 1:06:28
  So and then let's see next in the line Thomas Thomas give me
• 1:06:31
  AD 12O. Boy.
• 1:06:33
  This is for the weather. New day.
• 1:06:34
  Oh, yeah, OK. That's a one.
• 1:06:37
  Ah, lifeless grey. That's the default.
• 1:06:39
  That's a comfortable one. That's what we don't fuck with
• 1:06:41
  you. So ironically, the light that
• 1:06:44
  the sun would give, that comes over the horizon.
• 1:06:48
  You hear another gong and this the rain stops, which is nice,
• 1:06:53
  which is replaces by the the, the plain lifeless grey that you
• 1:06:55
  come to expect. But off in the distance, you
• 1:06:58
  again, you hear in the heart of sarcastic fucking dusk.
• 1:07:03
  She'll breathe beneath the waking trees.
• 1:07:06
  That which was healed by man, she'll now hear in its turn
• 1:07:10
  turn. That doesn't sound great.
• 1:07:14
  That sounds bad. What does?
• 1:07:15
  That mean? What?
• 1:07:16
  You hear it? Followed up by another
• 1:07:19
  proclamation. This is fucking fuck down,
• 1:07:21
  that's what. The fucking fuck is that?
• 1:07:59
  None. Hey everybody Kevin at the end
• 1:08:09
  of the episode. This episode featured a ton of
• 1:08:11
  third party content, with Levi playing Sasha the Sun Scorched
• 1:08:14
  Zealot by Nick Turgijo, Thomas playing Rusik the Bear of Woes
• 1:08:18
  by our very own Monkey Moto, Kevin playing Tommy the Chunky
• 1:08:21
  Sculker by Tommy Suns an Hour, Jake playing Jimmy Dean the
• 1:08:24
  Indomitable Mountaineer by Rugos Cone and Stringed the Mutated
• 1:08:28
  Goblin by Heck and Viv and Nate playing Dorian Screech John the
• 1:08:32
  Narcomancer by Brain Rat and a special thank you to El
• 1:08:35
  Chupalabras for submitting Mirror the Monster Hazard Hybrid
• 1:08:40
  Creature. Check out all these cool things
• 1:08:41
  in their respective Ex Deliberous Mark Borg entries in
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• 1:08:47
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• 1:08:51
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• 1:09:06
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• 1:09:23
  catch you guys next time. Don't flail so close to me.
• 1:09:37
  Don't flail so close. To me?
• 1:09:40
  Holy shit. Now it's now it's stuck in my
• 1:09:48
  head like, OK, what What? What's the fucking?
• 1:09:51
  I know. Come play that way.
• 1:09:52
  Come play with me. Like it's it's just happening
• 1:09:57
  with everything as I'm like putting their thoughts together
• 1:09:59
  for the intro kind of, you know, I'm willing you guys collect
• 1:10:02
  yourselves and everything. I'm just sitting here, don't
• 1:10:03
  flail like it's going out of my head the whole time.
• 1:10:07
  I'm just like, God damn oh fuck. Sounds good.
• 1:10:14
  Oh, by the way, happy 20th episode, boys.
• 1:10:16
  This. Is.
• 1:10:17
  This episode 20. I'll your age what to drink.
• 1:10:21
  Oh, you couldn't fuck anything. 20 God, don't think that's the
• 1:10:26
  rule. Yeah, it is.
• 1:10:29
  That is. Don't do it.
• 1:10:32
  Don't do it, Tom. Poor old cats.
• 1:10:36
  Legal aid, Just legal aid BC all these illegal.
• 1:10:39
  So no, you can't. Yeah, fuck no consent.
• 1:10:43
  You can't. Animals can't consent to it.
• 1:10:48
  Does he have an allegiance? Oh, does anyone remember?
• 1:10:50
  Does he have to befriend at first It's specifically, Do they
• 1:10:54
  need to be in a romantic relationship?
• 1:10:56
  Do I have to fuck it? Yes.
• 1:10:58
  Also Also ideally yes. You don't have to fuck it.
• 1:11:00
  To make it talk, I have to fuck it you.
• 1:11:02
  Get to fuck it. I don't.
• 1:11:04
  Not sure if it. Will if it will let me either.
• 1:11:08
  You got to get it a couple drinks first.
• 1:11:10
  What is happening? Just like dorknuff waking me up
• 1:11:16
  in morning. What was the name?
• 1:11:19
  Dork. Dork.
• 1:11:21
  Dork. Dork.
• 1:11:22
  Dork. She wakes you up with the flood
• 1:11:24
  of what? Just the habit ring on the
• 1:11:27
  Tinder bells. Oh.
• 1:11:32
  I think he's insane. Oh, just hold different.
• 1:11:37
  Different dialect. Wave, wave, goblins.
• 1:11:45
  I think you're going to break screeches brain back to normal.
• 1:11:48
  Yeah, yeah. I am also therapist licensed and
• 1:11:55
  life therapist. Somehow I doubt that I have
• 1:12:01
  papers. I also have my refrigerant
• 1:12:05
  license, just I don't. Know licensed meat cutter.
• 1:12:12
  Oh my God.