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Episode 56: FIRED Up · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze in Confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M for marijuana no miners, but your
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  Speaker 2: audience is only the episode post me getting fired, We
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  Speaker 2: thought who can we bring on? And I don't know why, Stosh,
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  Speaker 2: but you immediately came to mind.
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  Speaker 1: Well you could believe it.
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  Speaker 3: An outholder came to my mind first because he'd be
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  Speaker 3: he'd be better.
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  Speaker 1: Here than me. But yeah, I'm here still, so you know, Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Bob, I'll try to live up to you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh It's gonna be very difficult, though, I'm up for
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  Speaker 4: the challenge. All right, that's awesome. What were we talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, we were talking about me getting fired and you know,
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  Speaker 2: not just sound like a bitch, bud you are?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Has that one? Is that your first one? But that
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  Speaker 4: was a bonus one.
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  Speaker 5: Guy.
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  Speaker 1: I keep going.
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  Speaker 2: I walk outside my house and it's a little overwhelming.
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  Speaker 2: I was out to dinner with you and two people
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  Speaker 2: came up to me. That dude at the end made
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  Speaker 2: me want a freaking job. We go out to Longhorn
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  Speaker 2: Steakhouse and I don't know exactly what he said, but
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  Speaker 2: it was something along along the lines of kid, wherever
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  Speaker 2: you go, people will be listening to And I was like.
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  Speaker 3: You can't at longhorn Stadhouse.
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  Speaker 2: Even worse, even worse, I'll tell you, I definitely didn't
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  Speaker 2: go across the bridge to Phillipsburgh, New Jersey to buy
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  Speaker 2: weed and then take it back to Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 4: That would be illegal. Horse did not do that, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: But hypothetically, if I would have done that, which you
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  Speaker 2: would never do, which I would never do, I hypothetically
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  Speaker 2: would have ran into this woman standing in line at
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  Speaker 2: the dispensary who leaned over and said, it's so sad
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  Speaker 2: what they did to you. And it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: this is everybody likes to say this. Now, It's so
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  Speaker 2: sad what they did to you. It's like, listen, they
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  Speaker 2: just do it to me, and they did it to
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  Speaker 2: a thousand freaking other people. They slashed fifty million dollars
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  Speaker 2: of salaries in one day.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't feel slighted. I'm not. I don't take
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  Speaker 1: it personally.
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  Speaker 2: I stand by what I wrote in my post was that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the saying you haven't worked in radio till
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  Speaker 2: you get fired has been around forever.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now I can say I worked in radio and
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. Yeah, we've all been fired.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about that too, everybody in this room
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  Speaker 2: has been fired.
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  Speaker 3: From radio, some of us, some of us more than others.
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  Speaker 3: We're the voice guy to say my name at least
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  Speaker 3: if you're going to abuse.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if we can anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's the only thing we got to change with this
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  Speaker 2: podcast is where you listen Now, I would you know.
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  Speaker 2: We used to have to say, well, listen on the
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  Speaker 2: free iHeart Radio app. Now I would prefer you listen
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  Speaker 2: on Spotify.
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  Speaker 4: But you can still listen on the free iHeart Radio app.
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  Speaker 4: But I think you should listen on Apple podcasts instead.
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  Speaker 4: But for my benefit, if you want to keep listening
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  Speaker 4: on the iHeart Radio app, that would be great.
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  Speaker 1: Google podcasts always an option.
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  Speaker 4: They're everywhere, all right, especially on iHeart Radio. Anyway, we
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  Speaker 4: got that out of the way. A few people have
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  Speaker 4: asked the question, do they really heart radio?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Should we get into that.
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  Speaker 4: No, because I still work there. Remember that'll be the
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  Speaker 4: theme of the show. That should be the title of
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  Speaker 4: the show. Becker still works there. Becker still works there. No,
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  Speaker 4: but we do have stashback on you were on way earlier.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a little while. Remind people of who you are.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead say it.
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  Speaker 3: I worked for the ninety five for ten years from
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  Speaker 3: eighty five to ninety five. I started out part timer,
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  Speaker 3: than doing nights and then do an afternoon. In the
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  Speaker 3: last two plus years I was there, I had a
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  Speaker 3: lot of fun there. It was an interesting experience, to
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  Speaker 3: say the least, the least amount of money you made
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  Speaker 3: in the fucking world by far, except for all the
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  Speaker 3: private stuff that you did exactly so you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: the similarities I saw of him getting fired just brought
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  Speaker 3: it back to me, man, like all the things that
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  Speaker 3: happened to me when I recently bought a house. And yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of hard to see all of this because
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  Speaker 3: even though you know owns the radio station, I always
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  Speaker 3: knew someone owed the radio station.
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  Speaker 1: I consider there's a heart there and I see it.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard to find and it's hard for people to
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  Speaker 3: want to find it, to be honest, but I still
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  Speaker 3: see it. I always will until the day I die,
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  Speaker 3: and just enjoy the business itself. It's just the same
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  Speaker 3: a shame to see what is happening to everyone, you know,
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  Speaker 3: screw the management, just the you got to think about
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  Speaker 3: the employees, man, Yeah, a thousand people and there's been
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  Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands before. As Dave Silverstein said, last twenty
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  Speaker 3: five years, things have been the same.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you complaining now?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So very true. That's all I got. No, it's true,
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  Speaker 1: and it's really you know, I don't even feel angry.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel angry towards my bosses because they got
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  Speaker 2: emailed a list of people at eight am that they
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  Speaker 2: had to.
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  Speaker 1: Fire, and I was on that list.
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  Speaker 2: Like how am I supposed to feel angry towards them?
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's unfortunate, but it's disappointing.
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  Speaker 3: It's radio and that's a good thing because I was
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  Speaker 3: far from not angry. He was angry on your behalf silly.
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  Speaker 3: Now it is, But in nineteen ninety five, it was
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  Speaker 3: a different story. You know, without social media, things were
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  Speaker 3: so different. You know what I thought. I thought my
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  Speaker 3: Dick was bigger than Houston for CHRISTI, you know, because
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  Speaker 3: You're the only game in town.
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  Speaker 1: And I knew it. I'm like, how am I getting
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  Speaker 1: away with this? I suck?
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  Speaker 3: And uh, you know, I walked into work really happy.
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  Speaker 3: I know why I ain't telling and I got fired
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  Speaker 3: and I couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: And all I remember.
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  Speaker 3: Is the program director walking around with me, I said,
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  Speaker 3: why are you following me? I have to follow you?
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  Speaker 3: I said, so, I'm not even trusted. This really sucks.
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  Speaker 3: So it just brought all of that back. At least
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  Speaker 3: you didn't have to experience that. And I'll tell you this, Joel,
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  Speaker 3: if you don't think you're connecting on social media, you
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  Speaker 3: really are, because I'm not a social media person and
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  Speaker 3: your shit makes me giggle for some stupid fucking reason.
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  Speaker 3: Same with exactly, the same with Becker, I giggle. It's
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  Speaker 3: probably exactly you know. It's the no factor. I know
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  Speaker 3: he's doing this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm speaking of social media. I posted last week, would
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  Speaker 2: you guys buy a car for me? You think I
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  Speaker 2: could sell cars?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 3: My best friend who's taking me sailing tomorrow, I sold
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  Speaker 3: cars for Kross Toyota. When they were bored, they used
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  Speaker 3: to lock him and another guy used to lock each
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  Speaker 3: other in the trunk and see who could get out faster.
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  Speaker 1: That's how bored they were at workings.
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  Speaker 2: Though, when you're bored, when when you're showing cars on
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  Speaker 2: your board, that means you're bored and not making money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right.
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  Speaker 3: They made money for years, but then when there were
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  Speaker 3: no ups and there was no one coming in the
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  Speaker 3: building and you had no business coming your way. Then
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  Speaker 3: your mind really wanders really fast, and he could never
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  Speaker 3: set at a desk in a million years.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this.
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  Speaker 2: Shit's the Joel Got fired career finding episode. You guys
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  Speaker 2: are gonna help me find a new career by the
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  Speaker 2: end of this episode. Today's show not all about firings.
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  Speaker 2: But we're super glad that Stasha is back with us.
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  Speaker 4: Sash, believe it or not, we really do like you
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  Speaker 4: and love your support for us and our careers and
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  Speaker 4: stuff like that and being our friend. Uh so let's
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  Speaker 4: do this. This is episode fifty six.
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  Speaker 1: I have a funny feeling this is gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: wrong button in one impresses it was the wrong one.
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  Speaker 4: Hit the right one though.
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  Speaker 5: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel, The trivia
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  Speaker 5: podcast where truth, Fury and THC glide. Let's spark your
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  Speaker 5: curiosity and light up some knowledge though. Blazed and Confused
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  Speaker 5: Podcast with Becker and Joel starts out, now we're back.
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  Speaker 1: So you're really saying you won't buy a car from me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's because I know you, like I
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  Speaker 4: would want to support your new career and everything. But like,
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  Speaker 4: I know, you don't know anything about cars, but.
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  Speaker 1: They all tell me the same thing. It's not about
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  Speaker 1: knowing I can just hear you about It's not knowing
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  Speaker 1: about anything about cars. It's about knowing people how to
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  Speaker 1: talk to people. I know how to talk to be Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I can hear you.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 4: We've got red ones and blue ones.
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  Speaker 3: Some have doors, some have two doors.
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  Speaker 4: You'll want them or not?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, honestly, though, wouldn't you wouldn't you prefer
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  Speaker 2: to buy a car from somebody that doesn't know cars,
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  Speaker 2: because then they're not slinging you any bullshit. It's just like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, well, here's this car, and if you open
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  Speaker 2: up the trunk, there's a lot of space back here.
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  Speaker 1: It's very practical, you know. You take the kids to
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  Speaker 1: soccer practice, You go to the grocery store, you put
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  Speaker 1: your bags back here. Look there's hooks. You hook your
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  Speaker 1: grocery bags on the hooks back here. See.
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  Speaker 3: I got to figure out, maybe I'll do something to
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  Speaker 3: the effect of Joel the salesman, Like when he's talking
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  Speaker 3: like that, yeah, he's selling himself and he could actually
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  Speaker 3: be out there being a selling a product. Or selling
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  Speaker 3: a car. Yeah, I'll be saying he's doing it right
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  Speaker 3: now in a different way. Yeah, I have to figure out.
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  Speaker 3: I think that was pretty convinced. Sound effect, guy, I.
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  Speaker 1: Think that was pretty convincing. What else do you think
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  Speaker 1: you get? What else could I sell?
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  Speaker 4: Like, what's another product that you like a lot? Maybe
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  Speaker 4: he's phones? You can probably cell phones right or MacBooks?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to get a job at the Apple store
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  Speaker 2: once and I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 4: I got to mention something. By the way, I'm Becker.
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  Speaker 4: That's my friend Joeld Stasha is here with us today.
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  Speaker 4: I hate that you're holding a taser of some sort.
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  Speaker 4: I fucking can't stand it. All right, So he was
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  Speaker 4: using it before you got here, scaring the shit out
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  Speaker 4: of me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the what you would call this?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm so bored. I'm fired. I'm unemployed. Day what three?
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  Speaker 4: Split away from the metal stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Today I clean my house And you know it's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: I just moved into this house that I now can't afford.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you love how that works? I just moved into
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  Speaker 2: this house, like what a month ago? A month and
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  Speaker 2: a half ago. And you'd think that when you move
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  Speaker 2: you clean up your life and you only move with
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  Speaker 2: the things that you need. I found this today as
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  Speaker 2: I clean the house that I just moved into.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you have that?
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  Speaker 3: I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like just in case you ever have to it
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  Speaker 1: comes in handy. I guess I've never had to use it.
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  Speaker 2: But I will be honest with you, I am a
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  Speaker 2: little tempted to like try it because you know that,
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  Speaker 2: you know the police, like before they can carry around
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  Speaker 2: a taser, they have to be tase them.
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  Speaker 1: So I am a little tempted to hold if we're
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  Speaker 1: if we're doing this, Becker, let me tease you. No,
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  Speaker 1: chase yourself. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You want to see how it feels. Do it to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. Why not? Well, I like say that
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  Speaker 1: I want to do that, but then you try and
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  Speaker 1: you can't do it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I.
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  Speaker 1: Can't do it. But I found it is good to have,
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  Speaker 1: I suppose. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Where did you find this thing?
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  Speaker 2: I found it in my house that I did. Remember
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  Speaker 2: when I got found that in here? Like just randomly, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I had this for you. I've had this for years though,
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I've had this for years. I thought the
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  Speaker 2: prior person who lived here had that. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: and you just stumbled upon it. You're like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 2: in the bar.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, though we know the prior person that I know,
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  Speaker 1: the show would make sense. Would you be surprised if
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  Speaker 1: she had this? I bet you has several of those? Actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is good to happen.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I got this a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 2: I for the longest time, I was recording a sports
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  Speaker 2: betting talk show. I know nothing about sports, but I
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  Speaker 2: know how to record a sports betting talk show.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like cars. You don't know anything about cars,
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  Speaker 4: but you can tell them people, I can tell them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But my my sports betting talk show guy, who I've
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  Speaker 2: worked with for years, Guy, my guy gave this to
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  Speaker 2: me and said.
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  Speaker 1: It's good for you to have.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a real thick like I think he's from
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  Speaker 2: like Hoboken or something. He's got a real thick Jersey accents.
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  Speaker 1: Good for you to have here. You go, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: like your Jesse accent. Thank you, Tony Sopranos.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, all right, we've got things to get to here.
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  Speaker 4: We have to get to these things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Wrap it round, Wrap it round. Ready, Stash,
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  Speaker 1: I'll stay out of it. Ten questions. Oh God, I
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  Speaker 1: suck at this. Here we go, that's why we're doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. The game begins in three.
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  Speaker 2: All right, stosh, he, she and the are examples of
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  Speaker 2: what kind of speech.
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  Speaker 4: I'm have to say they?
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  Speaker 1: But go ahead? Prepositions?
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  Speaker 4: No, what is another name for one hundred years century?
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  Speaker 1: What continent is Spain? And you're yeah?
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  Speaker 4: The three primary colors are red, blue, and what white?
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  Speaker 1: No? In business? What does r O I stand for?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: Idea? What force? What keeps planets in and? Let me
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: do that again? What force keeps planets in orbit? Around
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: the sun? Rapid round?
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  Speaker 1: Quickly? Gravity? Yeah? It is okay? How many chambers are
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  Speaker 1: in the human heart?
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  Speaker 3: For?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? What country's capital is Budapest?
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  Speaker 1: Romanian? No?
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  Speaker 2: What zodiac sign is represented by two fish ices?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What sport uses a bat?
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  Speaker 1: Third? You idiot?
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  Speaker 4: What sport uses a bat, a wicket and a pitch?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Cricket? Yeah? You got that one. I thought the
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  Speaker 1: answer was your mom?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, mother?
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  Speaker 4: All right, fine, you guys got that right?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: What's sport? Happy? For me? What sport uses a battle?
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  Speaker 1: Wicked and a pitch? Well, obviously it's your mom.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, let's recap.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, a clean mom joke.
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  Speaker 2: He, she and they, as the typo goes, are examples
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  Speaker 2: of what kind of speech you said prephysitions.
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  Speaker 4: It's a pro noun pronoun. Okay, what's my note saying?
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  Speaker 4: Next to that?
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  Speaker 1: It's pubs hate pronoun pronoun? What's another name? For one
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  Speaker 1: hundred years century centurred? You have known that? Joe?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Right, probably all right? You remember that song by five
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  Speaker 2: for fighting? It was like one hundred years.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that song? Yeah, it was. It's like a nice ballad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's how that's that's how good. Anyway? Moving on? What
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  Speaker 1: else were we talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Such a great podcast we have. It's funny everybody who's
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  Speaker 2: like reaching out saying.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you got fired? You should start a podcast? Actually
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  Speaker 1: I have a podcast, not only here, not only do
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  Speaker 1: I have a podcast? How many episodes do it?
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  Speaker 4: This is fifty six?
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  Speaker 1: Holy crap?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, great, friends, you have.
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  Speaker 1: You should start a podcast? Where have you been? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: About fifty six episodes of a podcast where I ramble
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  Speaker 2: on about this, that and the other thing. Well maybe
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: a little intoxicated, maybe maybe.
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  Speaker 1: How many of yours? You have? I drink last night?
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  Speaker 1: I would drink with the other night. It's only Miller line.
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  Speaker 1: It's just water beer. I shouldn't say that.
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  Speaker 4: All these sponsorship opportunities out though.
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  Speaker 1: Wind all right, but you know, wamn for you. They
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: call it light for a reason, so you can keep
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  Speaker 1: drinking them. Yeah, and that's what that's what I mean
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  Speaker 1: by that. Thank you very much, Moving on, moving on?
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  Speaker 4: Where were we forget?
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  Speaker 5: Or?
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea?
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  Speaker 4: You're the continent in Spain? Is in Europe?
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  Speaker 1: We got that? Yeah? Three primary colors red blue and
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  Speaker 1: what you shed it under your breath? Yellow? Yellow yellow?
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  Speaker 1: In business, what does rol I stand for? You really
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: don't know this. I will when you tell me return
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: on investment, Turn on an investment?
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, four chambers in the heart. What country's capital is Budapest?
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: You said Romania?
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: That is we were looking for Hungary hungry?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Zodiac sign that's represented by two fish Pisces.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Only because I'm born of Pisces. Yeah, it was so easy.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know how any of that show works. What
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: sport uses a bat of wicked and pitch?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Your mom?
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your mouth right?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Your mountain blazed and confused random thoughts.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Now comes to part of the show where Becker has
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: random thoughts that I read.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: For some reason, it makes me happy. I don't understand
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: makes me happy.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: I don't understand that either, because I typed them out
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: when I'm high, and I put them on my phone
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: to write out later.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: So I was expecting Becker to just blurt them out
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: on his own. No, No, Joel get gets to be
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: an announcer.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Uh oh, I was going to go to Joel's Fourth
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: of July party, but I'm going to the Great American
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: State Fair instead.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Are you guys going? No? Do you bear? I heard
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: there's like, you know, six people there right now, isn't there?
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but apparently the crowds are huge, and yeah, everything's
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: going well.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: The funny thing about that is that they saying that
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: crowds are huge, But then like Caroline Lovett, the Press secretary,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: she posted pictures or she took her kid to the
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Great American Fair, there's nobody there, Like she posted a pictures.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: There's nobody there.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: So you guys aren't going. No, you are coming to
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: my Fourth of July party? Yeah, my first party in
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: the house.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: That I can't afford having a party that I can't
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: afford in the house. I can't afford, So I hope
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: everybody's bringing everything.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: She doesn't have anything.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I said, I'll be supplying the beer, the
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: burghers and the dogs and other party supplies.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: I've seen you light a grill. I'm worried about this.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: You keep bringing this up. It's fun. I saw him
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: last year on the other side of Mexico. It was
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: their last week, and he was by the grill, like,
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: standing away from it, trying to light it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Well, what am I supposed to do? Stand on top
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: of it?
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I was just really funny, dude. I've watched you just
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: be afraid of your grill for thirty seconds. It was
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: really funny. But you did say it happens quite often, right,
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: You're just afraid to light it?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Well, I think I need
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: to clean it. I should probably do that'll scare you though.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I should probably do that before the fourth or July party,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: shouldn't I probably clean the grill.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like a pain in the ass.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Everyone's gonna be like, and I'm like, Joe, still trying
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: to turn on the grill.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: How do you clean the grill? You got to take
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: it all apart and scrub it all.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: That's annoying. That's why I'm throwing mine away. What else
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: is on here?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Random thoughts?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: I read Becker's random thoughts. I realized the other day
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: that I often have two moods. I'm too high for
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: this shit and I'm not high enough for this shit
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: that I used to that random thoughts, random thoughts?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: What else?
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I read that four in ten adults have been fired
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: at least one time. So that was something I wrote
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: down for a different episode just so happened to coincide
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: with this episode.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: So you wrote it down for a different episode. Did
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: for next week? Yeah?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Did?
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: I was planning ahead because we're back. We weren't going
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: to do a show. But look at us doing a show.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Oh that's right, we weren't. Oh I thought you were
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: seeing into the future of me getting fired.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Another thing that surprises the hell out of me. You
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: guys doing a show. Yeeah, I'm you about that too.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: When you called me Becker and said, hey, yeah, we're
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: going to do a show, nothing changes. Everything's yeah the
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: way it is, Bruce Hornsby, I'm like, what the hell,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: how does that happen?
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: By the way, love Bruce Hornsby. All right, we've got
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: questions for each other. Stosh, you are a lifeline. We
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: can come to you one time for these.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: All right, go for it. It's trivia. Yeah, are you
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: prepared at all? Yes? I have questions written? All right.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: You had a whole week off to prepare, so thanks
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: for the reminder.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: All just make it sure, question number one, just making sure.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Usually you're not prepared.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: So you're going to get them all wrong like you
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: did last time. Great. Yeah, hm, I'm not even gonna
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: let you pick your category this all right?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: By the way, sure, yeah, he said something before you
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: and then you lied.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Let's do international geography, shall we? Sure?
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Where is an ashtray? Where's the geography of your astrak?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have one down here, to be
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: honest with you. Oh hmmm, I don't see one. I
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: guess I could just put it in here. Yeah, okay?
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: What body of water separates Saudi Arabia from Africa? You
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: can always tell when he's gonna get it wrong because
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: of his facial expressions.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: He starts with it. He goes like, I hate everything.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I hate. All of your questions are stupid, Dittoh bitch
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: got dumb shit too.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Read it again.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: What body of water separates Saudi Arabia from Africa?
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say the red Sea?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, where'd you pull that one out?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: That's the only C I can think of right now.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I knew it was a C.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't remember if you should have said the
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: blue sea because there's no such thing. Yeah, or a
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: yellow sea? Does that exists? Yeah, that's what happens when
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: you go in the ocean and you pee. All right,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: we're a very mature show. Question two. All right, how
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: about math? Okay, E equals mc squared. We've all heard
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: it before. Yeah, you know what that means, right, E
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: equals mc square. Do I know what it means? Well,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: it's the formula for Einstein's theory of what relativity? Hell? Yeah,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that was easy, man. What does that even mean? Well?
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: I always get him wrong. So if he has a
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: music one coming up, which I'm sure he does.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Speaking of music, let's give you that music question question three.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're gonna go to your lifeline and
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: he's gonna know this probably probably all right?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Music? All right?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Andineteen seventy three hit Piano Man by Billy Joel.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: What's the first name of the man that Paul is
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: having a conversation with?
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of the beginning of the song.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's in the beginning lyrics begin say
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: it again.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: In the nineteen seventy three hit Piano Man by Billy Joel,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: what's the first name of the man that Paul is
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: having a conversation with? Like, if you listen to the song,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: the lyrics of you know, the verses tell a story
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: of a dude named Paul sitting at a bar talking
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: to who that's my question?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Just got to sing it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to Yeah, I can't. I'm gonna go with
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Stash as my lifeline for this one. Jill, Jill, So
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: you what do you want to go with? I don't
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: like your reply to him, Jill. I'm gonna say, Jill.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Final answer, Jill, If you want to go with Jill,
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: there is that better Jill?
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Joe is no final answer? I got one wrong, all right?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna sing this to you all right, all
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: right now. Paul is a real estate novelist.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Who never had time for life, and he's quick with
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: a joke your smoke.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Wait is that the words? No? Oh god? I think yeah, yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: maybe you're right.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Sounds right, but yeah, uh, I'm not good at what
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: are you doing here?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: My favorite line of that song is and the piano
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: sounds like a carnival estate fair and where nobody's there?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: What and the microphone smells like your mom? Your mom?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Uh No, The correct answer is Davy, and he's talking
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: with Davy, who's.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Probably son of a bitch.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Question for god, I love your voice, guy, These buttons
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: are all screwed up. All right. Maybe I'll let you
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: pick the category for the last question. Since I'm such
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: a nice Do you want Disney? I'm gonna give you Disney?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Never mind? All right?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Quite a choice, right, he's great because I was. The
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: other one was health and wellness, and I think it's
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: too easy.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you a choice.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe i'll give you. This isn't my question, but
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: let's just see if you knew it, all right. A
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: nurse takes a person's radial pulse by feeling what part
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: of their body there are there, wrist, the wrist.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: See, it was too easy, That was too easy, all right.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm gonna go to Disney note though that
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I got that right, but that's not my question. Disney.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: What law and Order? Vet was the voice of Lumineer
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: in Beauty and the Beast Loumier is say the can?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the candle thing? Lumineer? What's his name? Lumire, Lumire, Lumire,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Beauty and the Beast. What law and Order? Vett veteran?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? What law and Order? Vet was the
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: voice of Loumire in Beauty and the Beast. Joel. I'm
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: not telling them I know.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: This, don't I'm going.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: That's not allowed.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Out.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Come on say it anyway.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what it is.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. Do you like Law and Order?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: But I don't remember their names or anything.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I just learned recently that what's her name? Olivia Benson?
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Her name in real life is tough. Yeah, it's like
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Hamishka or something. It's like hamishkas.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: That's not right. But yeah, I don't know how to
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: say it either.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I watched the documentary of her mom, Jane Mansfield, is
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: very good.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: I your mom? What's this great movie? Your mom?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I feel bad because I listened to that, and immediately
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I thought that was some I watched the documentary of
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: her mom.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: It's called your Mom. That's my turn, idiot.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you didn't you know you're not going to give
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: me a guess. Oh, I don't know what it is.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not working right. What's wrong with my butt? Oh?
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Is it that guy? Which version of law and Order?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's two versions, criminal and ten? I
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: bet it is. What's that guy's name? I don't remember it.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Quick answer is Jerry Orbach. Jerry Orbach. Let me ask
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you questions now, a question number one.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I'm a great boardop, aren't I. Everything's so seamless, I
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: tell you, all right.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: All right, dude, here we go.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: What construction project completed in nineteen fourteen killed over three
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, let me do this again from the top.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I'm really high. Just give me a bread. That's just
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: what he does. He does this show as if I'm
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: going to edit all this out. Screw you. I'm not editing.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: What construction project completed in nineteen fourteen killed over thirty
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: thousand workers?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Construction project in nineteen fourteen that killed thirty thousand workers.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Thirty thousand workers it's a shitload of people.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, like the Statue of Liberty,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: but they didn't like build that. It was a gift, yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: the French, right, but somebody had to build it. But
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: they probably like built it in France. And then you
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: know like fed exited.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Over FedEx did you know what I mean?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Express shipped over. Yeah. I think they had a
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Federal Express back then too.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I forget when that was inventive. But anyway, I'll give
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: you a hint. South America. What construction project completed in
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: nineteen fourteen killed over thirty thousand workers?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: What construction FLAFLA? The project man South America.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I can't even think of one construction project in South America.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Like I can't even think of one thing in South America.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I know it's like you know down there, like down
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: yeah South, Yeah, construction project in South America.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know we're gonna be here all damn.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: The Panama Canal, Oh yeah, a lot of people died. Interesting, yeah,
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: from disease, uh, the weather and just it was very dangerous.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Thanks for bringing the room down. People dying in the
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Panama Canal.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: And look we still have it today.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Howard Lightning how lightning.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see you learn something a very educational product. Hit
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: the button, question too porky pig on the pop? My
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: mouth is like so dry it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Pick pick pick all right?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: How many events are in a to cathalon?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Man, Well, isn't to catal on one of those words.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: It's like a Latin word where if you know what
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: you're doing, you can you'd like dissect the word and
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: then you can figure out what it means.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like die it means like
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: too ish, right.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: You're onto something. You're onto something there, not too.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Though, iin'ts y dry, that's not right. No, no, uh
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: die to cathalon?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah you were onto something with breaking up of the world.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah to caathlon? You do have
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: a lifeline. What I hear decathlon I think of like
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: scholastic to cathlon, which is like scholastic decathlon is all
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: those smart kids in school doing whatever they do.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I have no idea what that? Do you ever see
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: that stuff? Yeah? Just a bunch of shit written on
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: like the chalkboard. What is that? It looks like the
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: numbers and letters And.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: I wasn't in that either. Now that's why we're doing
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: this podcast.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Smart kids club, I can't relate.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: So anyway? How many events are in a decathlon to cathlon?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe it is two? Then is it two?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I know he's wrong. This is I know he's wrong.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Right, Well that's not two? Four? Maybe duh duh? Maybe
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: du Alright, tell me the answer.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Take a guess?
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Four?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: No, thirteen, no, eight, no, ten? Ten?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: No it is ten?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: So I got it right? No no, no, no, no no no.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: You don't get six guesses. So does that mean in
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: this school? I can't say that.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Does that mean in the scholastic to catalon that there's ten?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Ten questions? Is it ten questions? Maybe different things?
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Or what's ten different subjects?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Maybe it could be? Wow?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: How many subjects do you remember? Man?
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: That's a that's quite a question. Took the air out
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: of you, all right? Next one question three? What butterfly
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: shaped gland in your neck controls metabolism?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not reading again? What? What? What?
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: No?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Not reading it again? What but on your phone? I
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: looked at my gully, glanced at my phone, skill scholastic
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: glance here? What what? What? Huh? Are you gonna do?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: The now? Just read the question? What what gland?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Butterfly shaped gland in your neck controls metabolism.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: The only gland, the only gland I remember learning about
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: is the peture. That one, Yeah, that one that's in
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: your brain though it is. Yeah, are you sure about that? Yeah?
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, ship, really you hit puberty. It makes you turn
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: into a more mature person. You never hit puberty, so
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: I did yesterday. Look at my mustache. I'm throwing it out. Yeah,
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I think I could pull it off.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe I like it. I can't get it to go
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: on the sides though, that's the problem. It like won't
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: fill in just in this one area.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you should be able to take a pill
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: and then wake up the next day with a full
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: on beer.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Somebody ought to create that. Maybe that's why I have one.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: It's not the next day, but you know, a couple
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: of months, do they really? Yeah, they have all growth.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's a thing. Yeah, Hymns Hymns can sponsor our
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: podcast for hymns.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah for hymns. Yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Dot com keep preaching. Hey man, they have the other
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: thing too. Yeah for your your your your issue.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: My issue. Hey, listen, listen, I got a lot of issues.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: If there's one issue I have or I don't have. Rather,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: it is that one.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: What butterfly shaped gland in your neck controls your metabolism,
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: so it's not pituitary, it's not.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: No man, I don't even I don't know any other
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: gland Stasha and help you? You know, No, you know
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: a gland guy over there and a gland guy.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: All right, you got it wrong, man. It's your thyroid.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and what does it do?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It controls your metabolism, so it makes you like eating ship.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Can controls how your body breaks down food, like what
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  Speaker 4: it does with it. We're doctors, remember you know this.
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  Speaker 1: That's what was wrong with my cat Bowie Rip. He
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: had a bad thyroid. Yeah, it was a skinny guy
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: he was that was problemly had a bad thyroid. I
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: learned later in life.
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  Speaker 2: Part of me is like, wow, how'd it take until
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: he was on his deathbed for you people to figure
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: out that it's thyroid's bad?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: You know, you'll always when the vet was like, oh
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: he's gonna die, it's like, well great, how come you
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: didn't tell me about his thyroid freaking eight years ago? Yeah?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: He was always skinny? Oh, I didn't talk like that
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to just us. It's crazy. Everyone listened, maybe him bipole
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: or something. I get like angry like that, and then
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I get cool. All I get cool. I can understand that. See,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: you're like that too, kind of a little right, you
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: get angry and then you're like, all right, I'm good.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Just wanted you get it out.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to yell for fifteen seconds. Now I'm good.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Sometimes he'll get in my car and he'll just be
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: like and then he just goes, yeah, I mean, oh, hi, Joel,
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  Speaker 4: It's good to see you.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: It's very normal.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: All right, We've got other things to talk to talk about.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: We're gonna do this question for four yeah, and see
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  Speaker 4: if you get this.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: One question for twenty What boy, what's wrong with these
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  Speaker 2: buttons working?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Which animal never sleeps? I already did one your mom joke,
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: so I promise I won't say that. I'm not saying, yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: What animal never sleeps? There's only one? Yeah, pretty much.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: It was on the internet as that, so oh, so
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  Speaker 1: it must be right. Gotta be gotta be correct.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Trust everything on the internet, especially at four hymns dot com.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do the four hymns. You gotta
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: talk about your ed issues. No, it's for your face.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: They have hair growth. Shit, yeah, but eighty issues.
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  Speaker 1: Just Christ, thanks for informing us you said I did.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: When you bring up what's happened?
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: When you bring up four hymns, everybody assumes that it's
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: a dick pill thing.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: I think people know it's for hair growth too.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I think that they ought to make like they ought
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: to make like a like a lotion or something that
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: you rub on your face. And I didn't know that
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: you wake up, well, you rub on your face and
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: the next day you wake up and you have a
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: beard like a chia pet. Almost like that's what I want.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I wish I could get a normal looking beard, you know. Anyway,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: what was your question?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: What would you call it? Like? Good night, go tea.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: That's great, good morning, go tea, good morning, go tea.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, love that we should be entrepreneur.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you should do for your next job.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I could go on shark tack. Yeah, it's a great idea.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Good morning, go tea. You went to bed last night
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: with no facial hair, and look at you now, and
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: look at you now, pretty facial hair. The cock of
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: the world with a beautiful face.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Of hair anyway. Anyway, what animal never sleeps besides you?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I want to say like a bat, but that's not right. No, no,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: because they sleep upside down. It starts with a bee,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: it does.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go to my lifeline since I don't.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I still don't have a guess. Well, it starts with
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: the bee, I know.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: The next letter is a U B you buffalo buffalo.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Now they have to sleep. They're big.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: They look like they want to sleep.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: They do. If I was a buffalo, I'd want to
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: sleep sleep I would.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I would, No, honestly, if I was If I was
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: a buffalo, I'd want to be a water buffalo because
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: that just sounds cooler.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: It's like a whole of a classic rock song. Right now.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: By the way, the first three words hold on four words.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: The first four words give it away. The answer to
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: this answer, amaya was a bullfrog? Bullfrog is the answer? Yeah,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: I give you a hint and you figured it out.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: But yeah, wait, wait, wait what what bullfrog is the answer?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: What was the question? Again?
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: What animal never sleeps?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Bullfrogs never sleep? I never do. Alright, I got a
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: question for you. Who does that song? Jordan? Oh?
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Come on, I don't know. Oh man stash three dark knights.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Jerebiah was a bullfrog, Don dun't was a good seven
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: ninety you be cart zero zero three oh nine.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus fade blue cart.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Wow that means nothing to anyone else, But no, that's
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: awesome for the three other radio nerds that are listening
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: to this podcast.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: You're like, wow, that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: One thing we love is when guests bring food. And
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: you brought food for us, right, yeah, I brought pizza.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Needs to be heated up.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah it does three fifty ten minutes.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I could see if it's done.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I think that we should just go eat the pizza
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: and report back next week.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so too. That'll be our munchy minute.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Do you want to hit the button anyway? Hit the button?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Why do we have to hit the button because we
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: can do something with it?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Why do we have to do something with it? We're
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: not going to do it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Do it?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Just hit the button. It's time for.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: French bread pizza and we're going to eat that now.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: But like you're not going to know about it till
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: next week.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: French bread pizza.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, ten minutes in the oven. How many degrees three fifteen.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Can you make it?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Yes? Kind of.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: My wife gets brings home a bunch of stuff from
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: her part time job instead of letting it go to waste,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: so we'll cook it, we do something with it.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: So here's something awesome, Thank you very much.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: My wife.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: My wife works for an upscale cater I'm not going
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: to mention who it is because my wife gets pissed
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: when I talk about her.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: I wish we knew that. We would have just talked
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: about it the whole show.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: He dropped me off here because I can't drive, So yeah,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: I'm happy that she did that for me. Well, and
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: this was this is a joy. Thanks guys.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, this is episode fifty six. Yeah, last week we
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: didn't know if we were going to have a show.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: We still have a show. We're going to keep doing
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: a show.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Right at this time last week, I had a job. Yeah,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: things have changed, thinks have changed, so as of now,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: we're still doing the podcast. Hel no idea, but I
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: have no idea. I have no idea.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I really don't again, and I we normally would say
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: listen on the free iHeart Radio, I co listen on.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Spotify, but just remember the free iHeartRadio and again you benefit.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Google podcast is always an option. Yeah, that's fine. If
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: iHeartRadio is like down for maintenance or something, you can
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: listen to something else.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts. All right, I'm Becker.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: That's my buddy Joel over there, Blaze that Confused Episode
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: fifty six Stash, thank you so much. Hey, hey bye,
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: a shabbowly run show. I'm sick of. This is worse
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: than Stash. Thank god. People don't pay for this, I know.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: And you blame them.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to pay for it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Bill Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel, or
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: get to subscribe, spark up and join us next time.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Neither would I, though, be honest with you,