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  so I may have done something stupid the other night get out doesn't surprise me
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  um I accidentally purchased a new phone welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy okay well it doesn't sound I'm
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  going to assume you didn't stupid fin jump on the bandwagon and purchase the
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  Apple iPhone right no I I did not I got I've sort of I was just bucking around
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  on kogan which is like Amazon in Australia [ __ ] I haven't seen that
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  website in a while I don't think they have that here go on and uh I was
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  looking at the pixel 3 XL okay okay and then was just mucking around seeing how
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  much should be how much shipping would be and then accidentally went yeah okay
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  I'll buy it and then I accidentally inputed your credit card details I Dr
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  200 gin and tonics and then all of a sudden I woke up and it said thanks for
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  your order yeah so Luke what phone do you currently use uh pixel 2 XL okay
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  right so you're you're not a you're not new to the pixel Market no I quite like
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  the pixel it's a good phone but I did it's quite expensive at the moment cuz
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  it's still quite new so my understanding that the the plus side of getting the
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  pixel is for its camera right it's got It's got a really outstanding camera
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  great camera and unlimited storage for photos now because I'll put it to you
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  that you just spent a lot of money on a new camera yes yeah so spending a lot of
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  money on a new phone that has a new camera seems a little bit redundant
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  doesn't it well I didn't really want to buy it I was actually just mucking
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  around just trying to see things it wasn't accident me hitting by but surely
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  by that point you're hitting byed to can you're putting it in your cart and then
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  you're going into the cart and then you're going purchase like there's a lot
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  of steps accidentally I will in your defense I I mean I haven't used kogan in
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  a while I have actually have myself ordered a phone off kogan in the past uh
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  when I live in Australia but on Amazon right I have this disabled because the
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  the thought of it terrifies me but you can turn on OneTouch ordering which
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  means if my and I think that's brushed the wrong button I would [ __ ] order
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  anything I'm looking at cuz I honestly did not want to buy this phone it's
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  like, 1500 bucks but that said I do have I do have plenty of time to cancel
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  orders on Amazon and I've canceled orders that I at the time was like yeah
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  I'll get that and then an hour later was like I shouldn't have bought that and I
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  can cancel it so I measured them right away they've with like 5 minutes putting
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  the order in they got back to be two days later after it shipped cuz it
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  Doesn't arri arrives tomorrow they're going hey yes these are the forms of
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  payment we accept and I went it's not really what I was asking about yeah I
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  think kogan's not in Australia uh for the record they ship out you know what I
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  wonder if they ship out of Singapore mine came from uh somewh because they're
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  gray Market phones I got nothing to do with this they're gray Market
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  phones yes which they work just as well the [ __ ] is the gray Market the gray
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  Market isin knockoffs no no no just they're like you know how maybe you
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  don't know I don't you may know that different countries have different
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  versions of the phones right right so and what kogan does I think generally is
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  they'll buy like the the Asian countries phones which are cheaper for some reason
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  and then sell them to people in Australia for cheaper yeah all it is it
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  doesn't come with like a Australian plug so I just have to get an adapter for it
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  okay still exactly the same phone yep except it might be in Chinese when you
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  get it I've had that happen I haven't had quite that happen before but they
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  provide instructions on how to change it to English yeah most widely read
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  language in the world boys you should just get on that not by me mate I can
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  barely read English I live in America I speak Spanish yeah that's right
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  yeah so that was my eventual shopping trip this week where I got in a lot of
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  trouble because so I know uh luk I know that you're not in charge of your your
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  own money and that you have a joint account and then your wife gives you
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  pocket money does she give you enough pocket money to buy a $1,500 phone no it
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  was sort of a oh crap um cuz I got kogan set up with my PayPal account right and
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  so PayPal will getting moreish you got take the money
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  well no that's the thing it accidentally typed in my PayPal password and confir
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  no that's the thing I was expecting it to go to PayPal actually Luke in your
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  defense I think you can set up Paypal to just yeah automatically do it no you're
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  right cuz you know how sometimes when you buy something and it's PayPal you
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  get to pay after delivery and you get like that 21 days to pay what I've never
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  okay so PayPal have this thing where you can pay now and then they'll only deduct
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  the money 21 days later huh jokes on I'm committing suicide in 2 weeks I was
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  trying to see if that was going to be thing cuz I was going to plan it out go
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  look if I work some overtime I can probably afford the phone in a couple of
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  months time I was just seeing if they had that feature but when I hit the buy
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  button it just purchased the phone I to go Hanah can you please
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  transfer me $1,500 for a phone and she's going to get my old one so just to be
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  clear you did purposely click the buy button yes but didn't think it would buy
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  it you you thought it would give you other options I thought cuz when I know
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  when you normally hit buy with PayPal it normally takes you to the PayPal site
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  yeah that is expecting that that's fair
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  he's not wrong but I am suspicious it was an accident I promise but if you
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  don't want the phone and you have to have Hannah transfer you that money why
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  don't you just let it default on the payment cuz def faulting looks bad does
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  look bad and plus the payment went default the payment will still go to
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  kogan and then I'll just be in debt to PayPal and PayPal get upset about that
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  you can't imagine why wellard so this is not like that time
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  you flew to La for a couple of days and then stayed for 2 weeks this is nothing
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  like that this is different to me this is different I imagine she's probably
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  got the same expression on her face so I I shouldn't be playing this jingle while
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  the other brothers are doing time listen upo it's [ __ ] crime
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  there was no crime no crime but I I I think her reaction probably would have
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  been the same then as it was for this yeah probably but did you say you're
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  passing her the old phone yes I am yeah I don't think that's you're going to be
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  doing her phone her phone's dying at the moment so yeah if she's going to have to
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  give you this money I think she's she's going to demand the new phone well well
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  my old my phone's cuz I've currently got it's only like 6 months old it's fine
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  that's what that's probably what she's going to tell
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  you oh dear I'm jering your phone H don't know what I'm going to do yet get
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  a pixel 3 XL definitely not going to do I'm going to get an iPhone of some sort
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  just not sure which one there's options there's not normally options you know
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  well and then there were two options and then there were no options again and now
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  there's three options like what the hell yeah but are they really options though
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  yeah yeah I think the XR might be uh might be enough hey get an Android have
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  some fun live on the edge try something new I tried an Android before it was
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  [ __ ] annoying everything else I have is Apple sick of knowing how to do
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  everything try Android and get confused no no no you can just set it up the way
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  you want instead of having Apple tell you how you want that's the thing you
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  have to set it up the way you want Apple knows how you [ __ ] want it it's got
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  the best way and that's the only way you can do it and then you just is it the
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  best way though just use the phone just use it I mean that's their thing with
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  computer too don't know about computers don't worry just use
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  it yeah I I still don't think you're going to Wi me over to ah that thing
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  Apple well I I remember the time that you and I went into Burger King and you
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  you stood in a line that wasn't a line and you stood there and demanded it
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  become a line um a line you were still there demanding it become a line after
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  we had been in the line gotten to the front of the line gotten served taken
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  our food outside eaten our food come back and to try to convince you to leave
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  and then left so they served me the fact that you're sticking to your guns on
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  this despite clear better product is not
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  surprising to me at all well good luck I would say with your new phone and your
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  new wife that you'll be needing well I need to now buy
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  accessories for it now for the new yeah yeah no for the new phone well I need to
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  buy a cover for it and also it's it's got wireless charging so I got to get
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  the wireless charger so the pixel 3 doesn't take the same thought into this
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  phone you don't want yeah that's right well I had to look into it after it what
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  and need a different charger to the previous version as well no no no I can
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  just the pixel 2 didn't have wireless charging but the pixel 3 does so I'm
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  going to pick up a wireless charger okay okay I love wireless charging is great
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  yeah is that why you pretended to accidentally buy this phone yeah yeah it was an
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  accident new iPhone's wireless charging too just saying yeah it does well my my
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  other phone my last phone before the pixel had it that's why it was very
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  strange when the pixel 2 didn't have wireless charging cuz that's not new no
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  no been around for a bit I remember I once bought a wireless it was a it said
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  you could charge a non wireless device with this pad like you plug it into the
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  phone say and then you sit the phone on the pad and then it charges but when I
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  got it uh it was enormous and it was basically like you had to plug the phone
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  into a second de to put on your desk and I was like what the fu how in any
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  [ __ ] way is this Wireless if I've got to plug this giant thing into my phone
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  and then sit it on this other giant thing it was ridiculous it's come a long
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  way you paid money for it oh I did I did they were happy it's in the trash now
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  look we may have come a long way but there's all [ __ ] cords on my desk
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  still just saying true oh I still prefer cords yeah I got to plug everything else
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  in might as well plug my phone in like Wi-Fi I still hate really I don't use uh
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  well I I have a I have a mesh Network we've talked about this before and we
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  have a mesh Network at work now I don't use wired networking anymore you should
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  Fe your Xbox why cuz it's better my mesh Network pretty
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  fast yeah but trust me it's better to be plugged in okay there's less chance of
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  interference and all that crap and yeah if you're playing online when when do
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  you play the when how does that help I play online all the time all right fine
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  just not with people people you guys been playing anything
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  this week I went back and played Fallout 4 really okay yeah cuz I realized I
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  hadn't actually finished it so I went and finished it oh I haven't finished it
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  either actually you mention it yeah Fallout six got me sort of a taste for a
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  Fallout game again so yeah this week sorry 76 Fallout 76 I was like not only
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  has there been a Fallout five I missed but they're also up to six it didn't
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  didn't cut it for you apparently well they've youve we've missed 72 of them
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  according to the new game yeah that's true but then again we're playing it on
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  the Xbox one which is the Third Xbox so we shouldn't really be surprised that's
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  true and what Luke's playing your you're playing yours on the Xbox One X which is
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  the fourth Xbox right yes no to be fifth
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  no theox one ran numeral 10 cuz there was the original
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  Xbox then there was the Xbox 360 Yes MH
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  and there was the Xbox 360 slim oh yeah
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  we're counting those then Xbox One Xbox
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  One S Xbox One S and then Xbox One X so it's the sixth one mhm okay isn't there
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  a new Xbox One S though what there two generations of that thing as well you
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  know what forget it I don't know I know there I'm still hoping the room is true
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  and there's a new Xbox coming out next year that's dis
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  plus well that's not going to do me any CU I still have a bunch of games on
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  discs well the rumor is that when you buy this one you can also take in your
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  games and they'll give you a code for them yeah it definitely sounds like a
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  rumor yeah I mean it's I was going to say that's what people said about D and
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  D Beyond and that didn't happen but then DNB On's a different company so I mean
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  Microsoft might be able to pull that off but okay I just have to work out a way
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  to play nice with um game stores yes cuz they can't piss them off
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  too much already have well game sell secondhand on oh right but you're saying
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  that there's no discs that'll just kill that whole Market yeah yeah you're right
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  it literally would wouldn't it okay fair enough well they'll just be gift card
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  stores from now on in theory I think that's what they should do H well I I've
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  played uh I've been playing a bunch of crash lands again this week on the
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  switch but I've also on my iPad gotten
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  into a bunch of adventure games that I discovered that are now available on
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  there and one of them which is a game I've been mean to play for a long time
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  is a game called primordia mhm you ever heard of it no I
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  have not okay it's a little indie game by W feeling I purchased this on Steam
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  and never played it it's definitely a game that I could imagine you would go
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  ooh and and buy it like it's an old school Adventure game point and click
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  adventure game and it's got like a kind of post-apocalyptic robot Vibe you play
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  every everyone's robot in humans are gone at this point and it's just all
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  robots in in this Wasteland and you play
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  as um Horatio man built sorry htio null
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  built man okay the robot surnames are who built them and then
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  built and it's it's it's quite a neat little world and I think yeah it's ratio
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  null built because he doesn't know who built who built him but you you've built
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  this guy I forget his name now krisen and so his name's krispen htio built and
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  so all the characters in it have names like that and basically you you've got a
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  ship called the unique out in the [ __ ] dunes and then a big robot
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  bursts in and steals your power core and you've got to get it back and it's a
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  point and click adventure game and it's [ __ ] excellent and I finished it last
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  night sounds excellent I finished it last night and it's got it must be
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  like 20 30 endings depending on specific things that happen in the game cuz
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  there's there's things that you do it and then you can only do it once and and
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  and I'm like oh I [ __ ] that up and then I you try to do it again it's like
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  no you can't do it again so you would have to replay it to just do that little
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  little thing you can still finish the game but there's just little pieces of
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  it that change the story that there's only an opportunity you know once or
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  twice to do them it's quite clever that way like I'm not going to do it because
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  I don't have time but it is it's like a neat little feature so but yeah Prim
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  audio uh I recommend it highly it it was a lot of fun yeah I'll check it out for
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  sure yeah I'm almost positive I have it yeah and yeah it wouldn't surprise me
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  and it's uh the same publisher as uh have you seen the the Blackwell games
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  Blackwell Legacy and uh and I also have which I started last night after I
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  finished this Gemini Rue which is by the same publisher not the same team but the same
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  publisher uh which is also an adventure game so I'm just I'm just like oh man
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  all these games are on iPad and also I got I picked up the day of the tentacle
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  remake and Full Throttle remakes which I haven't played them yet but I'm just I'm
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  on an adventure game binge at the moment so no man I feel you I am too I've just
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  been I've had my scum VM open at work and just in the background been playing
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  Lucas Sal games play through the Dig man that's still [ __ ] hard the Dig is
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  fantastic that's what I feel man even when you know what to do in the Dig it's
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  that [ __ ] Turtle puzzle shits me every time yeah that's difficult I can
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  never remember what way that stupid tail is supposed to go yeah yeah that's right
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  yeah it took me a couple of goes and uh and just a couple of the couple of the
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  little technical puzzles that don't see even when I get them right I'm still not
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  sure how I've done it you know what I really want to play
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  the Dig I'm buying it right now somehow I don't own it I remember being a
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  teenager my friend had the Dig and he just showed me the start of it you know
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  the like intro in the first first 10 minutes of it and it blew my mind yeah
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  man I know I know it's a [ __ ] fantastic game dig and Full Throttle I
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  need to play that Full Throttle is a great game if you don't mind not playing
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  much game see I've never played they were the first sort that was the first
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  one where it's sort of yeah it's not a game so much as a story that you interact with
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  sometimes starring Mark haml am I right I think oh you could be right yeah think
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  Mark ham is the voice of the main character speaking of uh stories that
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  you watch in L play I've pushed on a little bit with call of cthulu which uh
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  look I'm really enjoying it um it hasn't
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  improved too much in terms of gaml and it went from super easy to a super hard
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  bit that I had to do like 40 times in a
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  row um for want of dying but uh but [ __ ]
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  you know just I'm in the funking lovecraftian world and I'm I'm loving it
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  I'm going have to check it out I haven't turned my Xbox on this week at
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  all been playing my I've been playing my switch my iPad a lot you know I don't
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  even have an iPad anymore h no I got rid of mine years ago and I've just never
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  thought of replacing it I like it yeah I can't imagine myself wanting one H well
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  see I don't I I think uh next time I buy a computer it's not going to be a laptop
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  cuz I don't use this thing anywhere that's not this room so it doesn't need
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  to be a laptop and I just have my iPad floating around the house with me yeah
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  well my work computer and my home computer are one and the same so I I
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  need to be portable and I guess if you've got a laptop that goes everywhere
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  with you you you never really want to yeah a tablet see I don't do that only
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  because with with work I don't want to I mean I'm not I don't not that I think
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  this would happen but if you if you create something on work Hardware they
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  potentially take ownership of it and I mean not that they would want [ __ ] this show
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  or whatever the hell else say sorry guys my work now owns you guys yeah Le gasm
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  is is no longer owned by us I'm afraid so yes so know I I maintain two separate
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  computers for that but just just CU yeah no that sounds like the kind of paranoia
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  that you usually you usually
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  maintain yeah yeah that's me a healthy paranoia never heard anyone mhm
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  look we touched on Lucas Arts games uh very briefly when talking about the Dig
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  and uh and full throttle and I want to just continue on on this thread Matt are
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  you able to play us the George Lucas news jingle absolutely I think as long
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  as it's in this thing I got this new um
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  like it's a new piece of software this it's been a while now to to play the
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  jingles uh and it's like you know it looked really easy it's kind of like a
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  you know like a real radio station would have and then you start the problem is
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  it's we've got such ridiculous names for
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  things and like it's actually not
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  necessarily even an alphabetical order and it's not necessarily called
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  George Lucas news jingle I'm sure no exactly so that's the problem is and I'm
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  just trying to find maybe it's time we update the names of them yeah well I've
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  I've been meaning to do that and I just have not so uh see in here's the is this
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  your way of telling us you don't have the George Lucas news jingle I think the
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  George Lucas news jingle is in here it is it's in the drop
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  box George luas
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  news no George news so George Lucas is
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  [ __ ] Rich fellas he's richer than I thought We've joked about that I mean we
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  all yeah we've joke that he like [ __ ]
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  eats money money yeah and he does um in
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  fact he eats money to the tune of5 billion net worth goodness me according
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  to after he sold Star Wars well yeah but didn't he donate four [ __ ] million of
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  that $4 billion of the $4.2 billion to charity yeah and even after that he's
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  still left with $5.4 billion which one
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  on for's most wealthy celebrities list so what he's still got industrial Light
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  and Magic he's still got what else does he have I thought he that no that was a
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  whole package wasn't it I think Disney owns all that now I think he sold no he
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  still got that you sure I thought it was a package the rights he sold the rights
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  to Star Wars I know that ilm is in the same building as Disney but I don't know
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  what the ownership uh situation is there you know who's like number three behind
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  him though Steven Spielberg $3.7 billion and I re well don't forget money from he
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  owns back backend points of Star Wars he swapped 10 10% of Star Wars for 10% of
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  um Close Encounters yeah right I remember he made a great deal there yeah he did that's
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  right well to be honest George Lucas I think did it to cheer him up because uh
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  Spielberg was working sucks no it doesn't suck it's [ __ ] excellent and
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  um Spiel but at a certain point Steven was like oh what am I doing does anyone
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  even want to watch a movie about you know aliens with a you know a musical D
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  key and uh he goes I'll just pop over to the the other set yep yeah we do two out
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  of three people do according to this recently ped podcast hosts um pop over
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  to uh to elri and see what my buddy George is doing saw him making Star Wars
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  and was like no I want to make this and George was like no no no I'm sure your
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  movie will do just as well tell you what let's swap back end points I give you
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  10% of Star Wars and you give me 10% of Close Encounters H and that's why George
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  luas billion and why Steven Spielberg is worth $3.7
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  billion yeah I just looked and Disney did in fact purchase lucasfilm ilm and
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  Skywalker sound for $4 billion then what where's he getting his money from then
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  from from the deal I guess yeah but he donated it all he must have gotten so
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  much Cold Hard Cash accumulated over the years and he probably still gets it must be
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  Investments you still get royalties don't know that you get royalties once
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  you sell the IP yeah fair enough I mean I I don't know what they worked
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  out turns out we're not entertainment law who would have thought no we're not
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  we're not technically entertainment industry lawyers number three on the
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  list Oprah Winfrey 2.8 billion he's richer than Oprah that's interesting
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  yeah and then Oprah is marginally richer than um Michael Jordan who's number four
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  1.7 billion then there's one of the Kardashians then there's David Copperfield hate that
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  one of theard Copperfield Yeah and then Puff
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  Daddy Puff Daddy well he's still doing stuff and he's actually doing stuff sort
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  of it's music so and that's coming from a
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  musician just don't need that endorsement yeah no I just I'm I'm on
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  board with the I mean musicians you know it be nice to make a living but you
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  don't need to be that [ __ ] Rich come on guys what is Puff Daddy's got 825
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  million it's uh it's nothing to snigger at I wouldn't wouldn't sorry what did
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  you say do we have to beep snigger no no no no we've just been down this road
• 24:43
  before you don't need much more than that so i' I'd be happy with that be
• 24:47
  happy with like a quarter of that yeah a 10th well I'll have the rest then when
• 24:52
  do we start making that type of money oh soon we have to have done it by now yeah
• 24:57
  think you have to like have stuff like bubbling away on the stove at some point
• 25:01
  think we do at some point we're going to be approached by some big Corporation
• 25:05
  they're going to offer to buy the show off us that's I mean that's been my goal
• 25:08
  this whole time true and we sell out right away if there's one thing I've
• 25:12
  always learned is always take the first offer yes Snapchat always take the first
• 25:17
  offer you will never be worth that again yeah um I watched a movie last
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  night and it was glor before you tell us about his movie is is there any jingle
• 25:29
  we need to play before you tell us about this movie of course there is well Nick
• 25:34
  Cage walked into the room and he asked of his manager is there any Nick Cage
• 25:39
  news Nick Cage's manager turned to Nick Cage and said of course there's Nick Cage
• 25:45
  news Nick Cage is the biggest movie star in the whole wide world and things are
• 25:50
  only going to get bigger now take a look at this script
• 25:54
  right here it's about a manm made of wicker
• 25:59
  so this film stars obviously Nick Cage and it's a film I've been wanting to
• 26:04
  watch for a very long time when I I when I first saw the trailer for it I was
• 26:09
  like [ __ ] yeah and it came out on shutter this month which is the horror
• 26:15
  streaming service we subscribe to it's called the film is called Mandy and it
• 26:20
  is a story of a couple who live out in
• 26:23
  the woods and an evil cult uh attempts to
• 26:29
  take his wife take Nicholas Cage's wife and he uh seeks revenge he wants none of
• 26:35
  that he wants none of that exactly so well I'd uh I'd watch it it is directed
• 26:41
  by uh what's the gentleman's name it's the guy who did Bey on the black rainbow
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  um oh Christ right so right off the bat
• 26:50
  uh yeah yeah so it was a Trippy psychedelic nightmare was it it's
• 26:55
  [ __ ] wonderful yeah the director is Panos cosmatos is his
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  name Y and uh it is a [ __ ] nightmare
• 27:07
  of like just it's like watching imagine
• 27:12
  you had a dream when Nick Cage was like trying to hunt down and kill [ __ ] an
• 27:18
  evil cult and like actual demons and it was all like it looked like everything was pink
• 27:24
  and and blue and and H it's like we got like halfway through it and Jenna said
• 27:30
  to me this is what Rob Zombie wishes his films were
• 27:35
  like yeah yeah well beyond the black rainbow was visually stunning but it was
• 27:41
  a little slow paced was this one an improvement did this go a little bit
• 27:46
  more mainstream in its pacing and story structure I think so yeah I mean it is a
• 27:51
  bit slow but I was just so kind of enamored with it that I maybe didn't
• 27:56
  notice so I mean you may have you know your mileage may vary listeners but I
• 28:02
  just really loved it so I mean check it out it it's violent and gory so if
• 28:08
  that's not your thing maybe don't but uh if if you're looking for something
• 28:12
  different uh with a you know kind of a Revenge horror kind of theme [ __ ]
• 28:19
  check it out it's great it's got some weird [ __ ] in there though it's kind of
• 28:23
  like like a little bit David Lynch I guess although the plot makes more sense
• 28:29
  than I think a David Lynch film generally does so yeah yeah yeah yeah
• 28:32
  starting to talk me out of it come on okay uh well I'm trying to think what else can I
• 28:39
  compare it to it's just really like I said it just feels like you're watching
• 28:43
  a a nightmare uh yeah I'm in you know and there's you know there's lights
• 28:48
  where there shouldn't be lights but you just kind of like it doesn't matter you
• 28:51
  know that kind of thing like Evil Dead almost Spotlight in the woods with smoke
• 28:55
  ex there's a lot of that like literally there is a lot of that and yeah I loved
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  it you know and then you know someone just standing there looking at standing
• 29:05
  admiring a car that's on fire for no reason other than when they fight in
• 29:09
  front of the car it's going to be [ __ ] awesome and if you've ever
• 29:13
  wanted to see Nicholas Cage have a chainsaw fight with another guy I this
• 29:17
  is the film for you just watch the movie Dan I'm buying a ticket right now just
• 29:22
  do it that's great no no I will put that on top of my list I watched a horror
• 29:25
  movie this week called the farm have you heard of that Farm sounds riveting yeah
• 29:30
  look actually it had all the Hallmarks of a good movie but it wasn't a good
• 29:35
  movie um yeah and you could tell that the guys that made this had had good
• 29:41
  taste in in movies you know like they they'd stolen from the best you know
• 29:46
  this was like a little bit House of a Thousand Corpses a little bit Texas
• 29:50
  chains Massacre um yeah a little bit hosel not that hostel is the best but
• 29:55
  you know like it was just it had a lot a lot going for it but in the end it kind
• 29:59
  of just fell apart damn yeah yeah [ __ ] beautifully shot though it's
• 30:06
  about these people this couple it's like nice couple who are on a road trip
• 30:10
  through uh through the the desert somewhere in the middle of America um
• 30:14
  and they stop at this BNB where they're
• 30:18
  um accosted and uh put into this Farm where human beings are farmed like farm
• 30:25
  animals by other human beings in farm masks nice yeah so like it's got good
• 30:32
  imagery and it's beautifully shot and um there's some you know some some good
• 30:36
  some good gory bits but uh doesn't really give you anything that I'm sure
• 30:40
  in a year's time I'll be like what was the name of that movie I think I saw a
• 30:44
  movie did I did I watch it or did I just see a trailer you know what I mean it's
• 30:48
  just not going to just not going to stick in my mind yeah speaking of
• 30:52
  trailers though oh yes what trailer did we all watch that I didn't realize that
• 30:59
  I'm making a new Hellboy yes they are they have and I was excited about it
• 31:04
  until I saw the trailer um so this is is this a sequel
• 31:10
  that they're pretending is like a direct sequel or they pretending a reboot cuz
• 31:14
  I'm confused it looks like a reboot cuz it looks [ __ ] nothing nothing like
• 31:19
  the other movies tonally speaking but but I know but they're trying to make
• 31:23
  Hellboy look like the the other Hellboy well that's what he looks like I think
• 31:27
  the problem that the problem is that Ron pman just looks like Hellboy looks so
• 31:31
  it's going to seem like that but is it just me or I mean I found this too
• 31:38
  distracting to notice other things in the trailer the [ __ ] Prosthetics look
• 31:43
  awful oh his little hand what the [ __ ] it's oh there's so many little things
• 31:47
  about it that little things that it just we also admit they picked the wrong
• 31:53
  music for that trailer oh man it looks like they're trying to make a parody
• 31:56
  film I think somebody watched Daredevil
• 31:59
  and uh not Daredevil [ __ ] Deadpool and um was taking notes even to the
• 32:06
  point where they're like little hands are hilarious he's he doesn't have a
• 32:10
  little and I know that it's just it's a result of they've put two like [ __ ]
• 32:14
  Dave Harbor right it's the guy from Strang things Dave Harbor the guy plays
• 32:18
  sheriff for listeners who don't know right he's he he's he's a good size and
• 32:23
  and shape to to kind of you know he could have been Hellboy but they've put
• 32:26
  so much [ __ ] latex on him like he doesn't even look it doesn't move when
• 32:32
  he talks like it looks awful like if you look at look at photos of it it looks it
• 32:38
  looks really bad and maybe they rushed the trailer and they haven't finished
• 32:42
  all the effects and it'll look good by the time comes out but they've built him
• 32:45
  up so much and he's got the big the big right hand the big stone hand that
• 32:47
  Hellboy has but he's got this little his other hand's normal but they've built
• 32:51
  him up so much it looks ridiculous it looks like he's got a little little hand
• 32:55
  instead of one big hand like it's so
• 33:00
  weird it it looks like an odd film looks very odd I I was still
• 33:05
  curious to to give it a watch when it comes out but I'm going to watch it
• 33:09
  obviously yeah because it's Hellboy I love Hellboy but I'm just not EXC but
• 33:15
  then maybe that's good cuz usually you know if I get too excited about
• 33:20
  something it sucks so maybe this will pleasantly surprise me also true also
• 33:24
  true then again the first one the G Del tor was so good I mean it isn't it isn't
• 33:30
  fantastic it's not per it's no Perfect film that's for sure but it is Thoroughly
• 33:36
  enjoyable yeah now Matt you did bring up Evil Dead earlier oh yeah I do that from
• 33:42
  both we've both given money to the Evil Dead Kickstarter yes have you seen the
• 33:47
  fact that there's still a slim chance we might get our game yeah we talked to the
• 33:52
  company that the Name Escapes me the company that is potentially taking it over at packs
• 33:59
  unplugged ah you did yes so it's not not definite but there is a chance that the
• 34:05
  company that makes there's another I think there's an Army of Darkness board
• 34:09
  game and they make the new Buffy board game I'm blanking on the name of the
• 34:12
  company but uh um I know it's jzo and lavender who are the people behind it
• 34:19
  okay well they're they're potentially going to take over and try and get the
• 34:22
  games made yeah so have you heard what they're trying to do no no no actually
• 34:27
  spefic they're going to be doing another Kickstarter we already back to
• 34:32
  Kickstarter yeah yeah yeah but no no no you don't have to back anything for this
• 34:36
  one if this Kickstarter successful everyone will get a copy of the game
• 34:40
  okay so they're asking for so much money from this round of kickstarters that
• 34:45
  they can also cover the costs already incurred is that what you're saying yes
• 34:50
  you may have to pay the shipping but basically they're doing it so they're
• 34:53
  making no profit at all that's yeah that's that okay I knew is definitely not a good
• 35:00
  model no it's a terrible model they're just trying to do right by the people
• 35:04
  who gave a lot of money to yeah sounds familiar Goos I hope [ __ ] enjoy your
• 35:10
  I summon t-shirts that's all I'm going to say [ __ ] space go man that guy I mean
• 35:16
  look I'm sure he didn't mean for this to happen but what a disaster that
• 35:20
  Kickstarter was he could send me my [ __ ] dice I got my dice yeah you got
• 35:25
  your dice no one out of America got dice really and they're actually going to be
• 35:30
  auctioning them off next year what a joke oh Matt I'm going to jack up the price budy
• 35:36
  against I can understand look the game failed that I understand but the dice is
• 35:42
  something I actually paid for that you have yes just ship them to you you can ship them to
• 35:47
  me yeah like so I I mean we haven't really explained to the listeners they
• 35:52
  may not know there was a there's a Kickstarter years ago now for uh evil
• 35:57
  Evil Dead 2 board game and Terminator 2 yeah and a Terminator board game and
• 36:03
  both of those well and and a howling one
• 36:05
  as well oh the howling the yeah just for howling he he's going to space goat was
• 36:12
  going to come and howl at you no they um they got they got the licenses for those
• 36:15
  films and um the werewolf movies from the 80s yes yeah yeah that's the one wow
• 36:22
  okay um and they ran kickstarters for them but they ran all the kickstarters
• 36:28
  very close together and never actually I guess got any of the games finished and
• 36:33
  shipped out and then they just went bankrupt and nobody's getting anything
• 36:38
  basically and I think the thing that's pissing a lot of people off including me
• 36:42
  the most is the fact that they haven't come out and said anything to say look
• 36:46
  sorry hear like they they had six months
• 36:50
  ago they attempted to run uh another funding round on some platform where you
• 36:57
  could just go and invest like they were looking for you know kind of like Angel
• 37:00
  Investors on this platform uh and they announced it to they said there was
• 37:05
  there was a big surprise coming and then everyone got all excited because they're
• 37:08
  like oh we're finally going to get our [ __ ] games what a surprise and then
• 37:11
  they're like no we need more money and so they they said oh we're looking for
• 37:14
  investors so they put up this thing and then the whole thing was overrun with
• 37:19
  with posts from people who back the kickstarter saying don't invest in this
• 37:22
  company they're [ __ ] full of [ __ ] they've gone bankrupt and so that that
• 37:27
  went nowhere and then they've been absolutely silent since then mhm well no
• 37:32
  I came out and said sorry it didn't quite work we'll be back in a couple of
• 37:35
  weeks and that was I think May or something this year but yeah if they just came out and
• 37:42
  went look sorry things went wrong sorry just sorry clearly and send
• 37:47
  me my dice well then the I mean we shouldn't I don't want to [ __ ] it the
• 37:53
  the head of space goat was was embroiled in some sort of sexual harassment
• 37:56
  Scandal too so I'm sure that didn't help Sean whoa I didn't even know that I I
• 38:03
  wasn't going to name him but all right well it's easy to work out I didn't know
• 38:07
  I didn't actually know that oh really yeah no that was part of the negative
• 38:11
  feedback on the their funding request too oh if if if we get the game
• 38:18
  wonderful like it's fantastic so all of this is yeah they're going to make a a
• 38:22
  new uh new they're going to make a new game and if this gets funing everyone
• 38:25
  who got a copy they have to pay for shipping and they're going to ship out a
• 38:28
  game okay all right well speaking of funding if you'd like to support this
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  show you can head to patreon.com multip nerg and we promise not to go bankrupt
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  actually I shouldn't promise that I guess that's not something you can
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  promise Matt that's a good point I promise we promise bankrupt if we want
• 38:45
  to we promise we'll do our best not to go bankrupt he the day one person sues
• 38:49
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  that says this is a worthless unfunny podcast as someone did in the past yeah
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  just don't bother just don't bother cuz he would have had to listened to enough
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  details and ask sure the review well I the the gentleman who left that review
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  if you look at his CU you can do this on iTunes and also I was I was I was
• 40:03
  incensed when I saw it so obviously I was like who the [ __ ] is this gu guy
• 40:07
  [ __ ] [ __ ] so I clicked through and I was looking at his other reviews he's
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  left a lot of onear reviews on a lot of podcasts I think nothing pleases this
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  gentleman so except probably I bet please him because he's a Jesus okay you
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  can't say that well I'll cut it out then slander now that's that we're definitely
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  going to get sued for that yeah that's definitely grounds for being sued we
• 40:30
  name this episode Chiller 7 is a no we canot we can we just have to
• 40:37
  always beep the word in the title or beep his name one
• 40:42
  of the two so we've got some followup yeah we've got some followup um do you
• 40:48
  guys remember talking uh 3 years ago about uh a woman who married the ghost
• 40:54
  of a pirate I do vaguely remember that yes yeah unfortunately they've split up
• 41:00
  I'm shocked oh no I'm shocked yeah um
• 41:04
  she realized actually that um that he was just using
• 41:09
  her for for what for what I'm glad you asked I'm glad you asked um using her
• 41:15
  for Life Energy to allow him to become
• 41:19
  corporeal on this plan of existence right you see if you let a ghost get
• 41:25
  close enough to you it can start feeding off your energy according to this woman
• 41:30
  and um and that's what uh that's what Captain Jack was doing to her she had
• 41:35
  genuine but uh in the video the the photo which I'm guessing is the standing
• 41:40
  for the ghost she's going to marry it's Jack Sparrow yeah yeah yeah I think
• 41:46
  that's who she was imagining when she uh made all this [ __ ] up I think possibly
• 41:53
  she she discovered that no one was paying any attention to her anymore and
• 41:56
  so she decided to uh MH to to do this yes well she's been in hospital uh
• 42:02
  because she's just had no energy uh right since Captain Jack has been uh
• 42:07
  draining it um I'm sure the media attention has re-energized her somewhat
• 42:12
  yeah but unfort these two kids can't make it no one can and and just like
• 42:17
  just like every abusive husband I mean he's been really trying to make sure
• 42:21
  that she couldn't leave him um so she said this quote he did everything thing
• 42:27
  he possibly could to prevent me from finding out what he was really doing
• 42:31
  like if I was talking to someone the call would drop out if I'd had a bad day
• 42:34
  and I was going to meet up with a friend uh then suddenly that friend didn't want
• 42:38
  to meet me unquote so I think possibly people were hanging
• 42:44
  up and ghosting yeah yeah that's right in the in the in in the social sense
• 42:50
  yeah yeah that's right yeah because she sh about her 300y old
• 42:56
  husband have you guys heard of orbiting uh is that where you kind of
• 43:01
  just walk around someone in a circle sort of it's when you do that but online
• 43:06
  so orbiting is like you know ghosting is when you just totally [ __ ] ignore
• 43:11
  someone online right sure that you that you previously have been paying
• 43:14
  attention to orbiting is when you stop talking to them but keep liking their
• 43:19
  posts so they know you're still there looking but you're not actually saying
• 43:25
  anything that's orbiting yeah yeah that's I I do that to
• 43:30
  everyone yeah right in case you're wondering people I'm not orbiting you
• 43:34
  that's just how I interact with hum yeah I don't necessarily want to sit and chat
• 43:37
  but I do want you to know that I still like you yes yeah that applies to everyone I'm
• 43:43
  not I'm not the most social person it's not you it's me that's well it's not
• 43:49
  just you it's this woman as well Amanda Sparrow so um she's uh yeah she not only
• 43:56
  has to get a divorce legally though she has to also get an
• 44:00
  exorcism uh obviously yeah of course and she's gone on to say this quote God
• 44:06
  isn't going to protect me from my own stupidity but love and light is more
• 44:10
  powerful than the darkness and the evil so I do trust that God will protect me
• 44:14
  from any serious damage now that I've taken a step back I do love him but I
• 44:20
  love me more quote well good I'm glad she figured it
• 44:26
  out in the end that's right happy hopefully she'll
• 44:30
  find a better ghost husband next time if you could marry the ghost of of somebody
• 44:35
  who would it be Carrie Fisher Okay can I can I tell a
• 44:42
  quick story that was almost a faux par but wasn't go on so to play the jingle
• 44:47
  no no no it's not a racial faux par it's just uh just a regular kind I was um I
• 44:53
  was a friend's wedding recently and uh they it's a friend from Australia who
• 44:57
  lives here in Singapore and so there was a bunch of Aussies flew in for the uh
• 45:01
  for the day and so I was obviously getting on with them pretty well and uh
• 45:05
  one of them was talking about blah blah blah blah my second wife um right and he
• 45:10
  said something about his first wife not being there and as soon as he said that
• 45:15
  H rocketed over from the other side of the room and just like quickly put
• 45:19
  herself in between him and I and did the biggest subject change that you could
• 45:24
  possibly imagine and then later in the car she was like oh by the way his first
• 45:28
  wife didn't leave him she died and she's like and I and I knew you
• 45:34
  were going to be like yeah [ __ ] high five [ __ ] divorce People First Wives at
• 45:41
  Hunts and she was right I would you you don't deserve
• 45:48
  way yeah yeah saved your ass yeah although that would have been a great
• 45:53
  story I mean it still is a great story so excuse me Luke you'd marry the ghost of
• 46:00
  Carrie Fisher but would you have married the human being of Carrie Fisher when
• 46:04
  she was still alive or are you hoping that the ghost of krie Fisher is like
• 46:07
  Carrie fiser at 19 years of age I I still even Carrie fiser at the towards
• 46:13
  the end yep toward not at the end towards not at the end at the end's
• 46:18
  getting a bit weird because she was in hospital dying like yeah yeah so like um
• 46:24
  what's that movie she was in with Rick m
• 46:28
  uh cuz I I thought by even that era she was kind of past past me being
• 46:35
  interested in it scream share medication we'd get along
• 46:40
  scream three carry Fisher where she's just smoking it up in the [ __ ] yes
• 46:44
  archives of the film uh let's be honest though not everyone brought their aame to Scream
• 46:50
  3 I liked that movie at including the writers yes I liked it at the time
• 46:57
  yeah I liked it at the time too I don't remember Scream 3 what happens in that
• 47:01
  one that's the one where her
• 47:05
  brother don't remember that she has her brother yeah sorry spoilers for Scream 3
• 47:11
  if you haven't watched that film that came out an actress who got gang raped by a bunch of
• 47:17
  producers Scream 3 [ __ ] what am I thinking
• 47:22
  of I have no idea scen is more is about the same thing the others are about a
• 47:27
  guy in the ghost face mask killing people and it turns out that's Sydney's
• 47:31
  brother at the end and again sorry spoilers and then it's got you know all
• 47:38
  the same people from the other films well then how come there's an article
• 47:41
  here how come when I Google Scream 3 gang rape it comes up Scream 3
• 47:45
  foreshadowed Hollywoods #me too movement oh you know what it maybe maybe that did
• 47:49
  happen as a subplot I just didn't pay attention to that plot CU you know the
• 47:53
  murder was more interesting I don't know maybe possible possible I don't know
• 47:58
  what you're trying to say by that that I was like more interested in the rape I'm
• 48:03
  not trying to I'm not trying to say anything again Jesus maybe we all need to go back
• 48:09
  and watch this movie man I do not come across well in this episode at all I
• 48:12
  think Dan Dan's gagging to watch it I'm definitely going to watch it
• 48:18
  again watch it every Friday yeah you didn't remember there was any murder in
• 48:23
  it though strange I'm not saying I don't remember Ghost Face Killer murdering anyone know
• 48:30
  I know I know speaking of murderer mhm
• 48:34
  oh yeah sure um M have you ever made a murderer not that I'm aware of I guess
• 48:41
  it's possible no I don't think I have I do tend to uh have odd interactions with
• 48:45
  people sometimes yeah look we we have talked uh a little bit lately about
• 48:51
  making a murderous season 2 um you know it's high points and low points mhm it's
• 48:56
  a very interesting series but it is also incredibly
• 49:00
  sensationalist um to the point now where and I I am surprised it took this long
• 49:04
  but uh the lawsuits are are starting to roll in now people they didn't the first
• 49:10
  season somehow now they finally like [ __ ] you painted incredibly poorly by
• 49:17
  this documentary um are are finally just saying uh yeah this is
• 49:23
  deformation yes yeah yeah
• 49:27
  well so curn right the sheriff's deputy
• 49:32
  is Deputy I think look and and and if you only watch making a murderer
• 49:36
  especially the first season and you don't read anything else about it then
• 49:39
  yeah you'll be like yeah that guy's a [ __ ] and he deserves everything he got
• 49:43
  but um what what making a murderer leave out of both seasons is the overwhelming evidence
• 49:50
  that you know made Court after court and judge after judge Steve Avery murdered
• 49:55
  yeah what's name right yeah yeah yes so it's not as clear-cut as they make it
• 50:02
  appear in the uh in the documentary and yeah um also the idea that that these
• 50:09
  small town cops managed to pull off such a convoluted conspiracy he a a little
• 50:16
  Fetch and also if they wanted to get this guy they just would have shot
• 50:20
  him well then the the it can you play the [ __ ] crimes
• 50:25
  jingle show play it again where is it while the other brothers are doing up
• 50:32
  Crim only like Kathleen zelner right his Steve 's new attorney her job is to get
• 50:37
  him out of prison and she's trying really hard to do that but I just cannot
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  make sense of any of this [ __ ] Theory right that that yeah okay so now they're
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  saying Bobby dassy [ __ ] killed her so how are the cops involved now then like
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  what oh because they just wanted Steve Avery to make this lawsuit against him
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  go I I I don't know man this is getting [ __ ] convoluted yeah maybe he just killed her
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  yeah and look the biggest thing that they're trying to go for because it's
• 51:05
  jury is reasonable doubt and if they try and spin that enough if there's enough
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  doubt enough people seen this show it can actually turn juries to not be able
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  to make a decision right absolutely yeah see and I mean look it's it's possible
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  he didn't maybe he didn't also I don't think it I don't think it happened the
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  way that the documentary making out where it definitely didn't happen like
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  that you have to make so many massive assumptions in order to believe this
• 51:34
  story and I'm not saying that the story that the prosecutors came out with is
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  the full and correct and true story I'm not saying that because you know when
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  you're doing an investigation you just bring forth the facts that are going to
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  prove your case right yes and once you commit to a a you're saying this guy did
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  it right you're going get one shot at it right so you've got to [ __ ] make it
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  count so like if he gets out that's it case is done
• 51:57
  like they're not going to arrest anyone else in theory right yeah well they're
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  going to stop looking right exactly like if if he wasn't found
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  guilty they don't get to go oh maybe it was this guy you know what I mean so
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  they they had to convict him at that point well they they can if they do
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  think it is someone else I'm not sure that's the case but they only try to no
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  no you can't try the same person for the same crime twice but you can try other
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  people you can't you're well you can't try someone for
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  the same crime you've already incarcerated someone for who's currently
• 52:35
  still incarcerated you can't be like this other guy might have done it too
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  put him in jail as well like for example the West Memphis 3 right they're out now
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  but they were still guilty as far as the law is concerned they can't now convict
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  someone else of those murders as far as I'm aware it's not possible the case is
• 52:51
  cor well yeah because they found someone who did it
• 52:57
  but if someone's found guilty then they can accuse someone else okay oh I see
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  what you're saying I see what you're saying yeah but someone was found guilty
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  correct Steven A oh so you're saying if if he gets exonerated like officially
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  they could yeah yeah okay fair enough could but why would they well ex if they
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  don't think yeah they're not going to go well that one didn't work we'll just pick this
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  guy man I think most of these people wish they just hadn't even
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  [ __ ] like done anything to let this
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  get any attention you know what I mean like like in season 2 is all about the
• 53:33
  the retrials and the um the the appeals and stuff and I bet the da of of you
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  know manok county is just now going [ __ ] I should have just let him have their
• 53:43
  [ __ ] appeal because like now I just look like a [ __ ]
• 53:48
  idiot yeah yeah they they're they're smearing people left Ryan Center but
• 53:53
  that's because they're trying to get him out of prison like but I still find it
• 53:56
  weird like if the cops were out to get Avery why would they murder someone
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  frame him for the murder when they could just murder him I think the the they're
• 54:04
  not saying that because that's ridiculous I think what they're trying
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  to imply now is that she was murdered by somebody and the cops were just like
• 54:10
  let's just say he did it which is also ridiculous
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  like I mean it's going to take a lot to convince me of that you know and they've
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  not done a good job because after the first season I might have been convinced
• 54:27
  if if there'd been a little like I was like I was like oh okay wow what a what
• 54:31
  a what a what a thing to have happened after the second season I'm like they've
• 54:35
  got no [ __ ] idea they're just trying to get him out of prison they're all
• 54:37
  over the place it's a mess now it's just because they went everyone like the
• 54:41
  first one we can just make a sick one and make more money like it's still
• 54:44
  fascinating to me but also I'm just like everyone's making money off of this yeah
• 54:49
  no I agree lawers I dipped back into the staircase too um this week although I
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  haven't watched the the episode so no spoilers please um cuz there's three
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  episodes if if if you had watched it previously You Haven't Seen the Last 3
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  hours of it uh so that's that's where I was at I do think it's a little cheeky
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  that Netflix can take a show made in 2005 and call it a Netflix original
• 55:13
  because they put a little bit on the end they just put a couple episodes on the
• 55:16
  end there yeah but uh Netflix do that with a lot of shows that's a good series
• 55:21
  though this day yeah it really is and I really really enjoyed it when I was
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  watching it the first time it um even better than making a murder I think in
• 55:29
  terms of just watching how how the police put a case together and how you
• 55:35
  have to defend yourself um which is really good for that and I actually
• 55:40
  although I've got one more episode to go but I'll say this I don't know if he did
• 55:44
  it or not I'm I'm like I just don't know
• 55:48
  I'm I'm I'm with you there yeah no idea I mean I want to think he didn't because
• 55:54
  like he's a good dad you know I mean sure and he seems like a nice guy but
• 55:59
  like if he [ __ ] didn't then I don't know who [ __ ] did because there is
• 56:02
  again I I'm looking this this if I tell you stuff that's not in
• 56:07
  the documentary at all is that going to spoil it for you that's fine it's just a
• 56:11
  it's just a fact this is I I'll just tell you one fact that is completely
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  left out of the whole series yeah they were
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  in I think 400,000 worth of credit card debt that's just a fact that that is
• 56:24
  left out of the documentary yeah yeah they're not now she she was insured just
• 56:31
  saying right just saying okay sure I like how they leave out like little
• 56:36
  facts like that yeah I mean I'm not saying he did it I'm just saying that's
• 56:40
  a fact that is left out of the yeah yeah just just
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  saying yeah I mean it's it's it's like the it's like the fact that they left
• 56:48
  out of making a murderer that because you know the whole thing and especially
• 56:52
  the second season is all about how um Brendan dass's confession was coerced
• 56:58
  right and it's like no he confessed and it's like yeah he probably was coerced
• 57:03
  into confessing cuz actually that's how you get a confession that's what cops do
• 57:06
  to get you to confess nobody wants to confess they do trick you into think
• 57:10
  trick you into saying it and what they what they leave out of that whole series
• 57:16
  one and two is that there was evidence that they only know about
• 57:22
  because of things he confessed yes and they focus on in the documentary I
• 57:27
  noticed that they focus on things that uh that don't make sense
• 57:32
  like they say oh they only got they only know that she was raped because he told
• 57:35
  them that but then the only the only reason they think she was raped at all
• 57:39
  is because he said that so that's that's like a it's just a
• 57:43
  circle but there are other things that he said like for example why the car was
• 57:47
  moved and and just certain other little things that that he said that I mean and
• 57:51
  look [ __ ] I wasn't there so I have no idea but there are the little facts that he
• 57:56
  gave them that were true that that make him look more guilty and little
• 58:01
  connections like the fact that she was you know she she was handcuffed to the
• 58:06
  to the bed right right like and he was the one who brought up that they were
• 58:10
  handcuffs you know and that hadn't been part of it yet and then also there was
• 58:14
  apparently a drawing up in uh Steven Avery's cell when he was in prison of
• 58:18
  The Sex Dungeon that he planned to make when he got back to um torture and rape
• 58:22
  women like they didn't mention that one
• 58:27
  there are police reports uh from from a time when he he sexually assaulted a
• 58:33
  cousin of his I think or a niece actually maybe so he's not definitely
• 58:38
  not a harmless kind of yeah and they
• 58:42
  really play down the time that she as in she the victim said that she didn't want
• 58:48
  to go back to his property because he' opened the door to her in the nude yeah
• 58:52
  that's right yeah you know they really like and just stepped out of the shower
• 58:57
  and just happened to [ __ ] have his dick in his hand when he opened the door
• 59:01
  see see when I've opened the door when I've just got out a shower I still have
• 59:05
  at least a towel around me yeah I don't really walk up but I've seen how you
• 59:09
  wear a towel there's a picture of it in my Snapchat uh there is and uh you know
• 59:14
  still wearing one that's what I imagine Steve Avery looked like when he opened
• 59:17
  that door exactly and look listeners I'm not I'm not a guilter I have no [ __ ]
• 59:22
  idea if he did it or not I have no idea no neither do I
• 59:27
  yeah but I'm but neither do you listener neither do you no and the documentary
• 59:32
  makers certainly seem to want to make you think he's not guilty at any cost
• 59:38
  you do not might know you do not have enough information to know get almost
• 59:43
  maybe Avery listens to this podcast and he would know you like to listen to
• 59:46
  podcasts in prison I don't think you are you're not the internet I think you are
• 59:50
  these days the internet surely no no it depends what level of
• 59:54
  prison you're in someone could play raped and murdered somebody he's in maximum
• 1:00:00
  security allegedly allegedly allegedly yeah no wait we don't have to say
• 1:00:05
  allegedly we don't we don't have to say allegedly he has been convicted oh yeah
• 1:00:09
  true we can't be sued for it at we we know it to be true as far as far as we
• 1:00:12
  know it's true so um we've just had Christmas well we haven't actually
• 1:00:17
  Christmas is day after tomorrow but if you're listening to this uh it's just
• 1:00:20
  been Christmas uh last week was a Christmas episode hope that that brought
• 1:00:23
  you some holiday cheer got a couple of bit of follow to Christmas news mhm yeah
• 1:00:29
  got couple couple of things um so there's one there's one here that's just
• 1:00:34
  I I find this funny um there's a town in Sweden that every single year build a
• 1:00:39
  huge wicker goat in the center of town yeah this thing's [ __ ] awesome yeah
• 1:00:45
  it looks [ __ ] gnarly and uh every single year vandals Burn It To The
• 1:00:51
  Ground Jesus uh and if you were wondering whether this year was an ex
• 1:00:57
  no it was not they burned this [ __ ] down they not have security for this
• 1:01:01
  thing now well there's a fence around it but uh maybe someone shot a flaming
• 1:01:05
  arrow into it that's just a if you haven't looked they've got
• 1:01:10
  video they've got video for when it happened a couple years ago and all it
• 1:01:14
  is is a bunch of people run across the road set on fire and run
• 1:01:17
  away oh I can there's people with flaming somethings in this photo from the look of it
• 1:01:24
  yeah yeah and this looks like a professionally taken photo like what is
• 1:01:30
  oh anyway oh man thing goes up so good
• 1:01:35
  look are you watching the video yes I [Music]
• 1:01:39
  am oh my God just so metal about being
• 1:01:43
  in Scandinavia and burning a [ __ ] you turn the camera turns around
• 1:01:49
  there's a church on fire yeah what they need to do is stop this
• 1:01:54
  like the there 27 so this is tradition they need to turn this into an event
• 1:01:58
  where it just yes they set it on fire it's almost like this this is the
• 1:02:02
  tradition now yeah imagine burn that big goat if it didn't get burned down it
• 1:02:07
  would be a disaster yeah that's right what are we going to do with this
• 1:02:13
  goat 27 years of this yeah you think after 27 years I would
• 1:02:19
  come up with an idea to stop it yeah what'll we do I build bu build the
• 1:02:25
  goat I don't know why they talk like that that's great no no no I want to
• 1:02:29
  hear more of that Swedish accent build the G and then see what
• 1:02:37
  happens but that's not all for Christmas news no there's
• 1:02:43
  been Christmas has been ruined for a group of children forever forever for
• 1:02:49
  ever in a in a Russian School uh they were performing a a play
• 1:02:55
  I believe uh and one of the characters in the play was uh their version of
• 1:03:02
  Santa Claus uh named I'm trying to think of the name his name is dead Moro which
• 1:03:09
  means oh yeah dead Moro yes yeah grand grandfather Christmas or grandfather
• 1:03:14
  Frost yes so he basically looks like Santa Claus it's it's their Santa Claus
• 1:03:19
  he is Santa in fact the the main reason they don't mention in this article but I
• 1:03:23
  have a Russian friend who told me that um during the Soviet Union which was um
• 1:03:28
  trying to be completely secular they outlawed all Christian iconography
• 1:03:32
  including Santa Claus oh there you go so basically they just they just
• 1:03:37
  have Captain winter right
• 1:03:41
  right grandfather anual Gift Giver yeah well they uh they employed the services
• 1:03:48
  of a a gentleman a 67y old gentleman named Valerie tateno to uh to portray
• 1:03:54
  father Frost uh and in the middle of the play he
• 1:03:59
  collapsed of a heart attack and died and all of the children were laughing
• 1:04:03
  because they thought it was hilarious until it wasn't hilarious anymore until
• 1:04:07
  he didn't get back up because they had to rush him away in a hospital but he he
• 1:04:11
  was dead so yeah but it says a woman who was also in the play dressed as a clown
• 1:04:16
  rushed over and what kind of [ __ ] Nativity Play is [Laughter]
• 1:04:21
  this they do things different Al ever had a clown M they do things differently in
• 1:04:27
  Russia uh that they do Merry Christmas
• 1:04:33
  kids terrifying never enjoy Christmas ever again I wonder if they explained the
• 1:04:39
  situation to the kids or if they just said oh he's he's he's gone to uh I
• 1:04:45
  don't know where they were going to say he's gone [ __ ] Santa Heaven yeah I
• 1:04:49
  think they going to say they yeah they took him away and then he got better
• 1:04:51
  it's Russia man they probably like uh he is now living and work in Camp in Gulag
• 1:04:57
  in Siberia Santa is in good place don't worry about Santa yeah no more Santa
• 1:05:02
  don't ask too many questions eat your gr get back in the
• 1:05:09
  breadline wait can we be sued by Russia I don't want to be sued by Putin [ __ ]
• 1:05:13
  that I don't think they by them they can they would just come after you they'll
• 1:05:17
  just troll your uh Facebook and convince you to vote in people that you don't
• 1:05:22
  want as your government that's how they if I start talking about making America
• 1:05:26
  great again you know someone's G to me yeah apparently well I hope everybody
• 1:05:33
  had a lovely Christmas and that includes obviously the two of you and all of our listeners
• 1:05:38
  and uh it's coming up with the new year we're going to take a little bit of a
• 1:05:41
  break I think is that we should probably announce that if that's if that's oh
• 1:05:44
  yeah yeah yeah yeah I think we're going to miss one week MH well yeah we'll
• 1:05:49
  we'll miss as many weeks as as we have to to get back on track but if you're
• 1:05:52
  worried that there's not going to be a New Year's Eve party you're wrong
• 1:05:56
  because there is uh and it's it's in the Afterparty it is guys I think it's
• 1:06:01
  happening I think it's happening right now oh everybody's so
• 1:06:05
  drunk I know [ __ ] hate New Year's Eve anyway probably just leave early but
• 1:06:12
  yeah we'll see you all next year for episode 300 yes unless you're a patron
• 1:06:16
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• 1:06:21
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