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DLHS Hour 2 | Can Your Child Marry Outside Your Race · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal. He can show your twenty twenty six
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  Speaker 1: edition in case you're going to be more hauled in Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 1: I will be there this Friday, this Saturday. Two shows
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  Speaker 1: Saturday at the ground Conclave of the Mixed Sci Fi
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  Speaker 1: Fraternity in Corporation.
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  Speaker 2: You're performing there. Oh yeah, I thought you were just
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  Speaker 2: going to hang out with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry, it's all man. Come on now, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll see Skip.
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  Speaker 2: I know you will. Skip is already on his way
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  Speaker 2: from what I'm telling you, sir.
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  Speaker 1: So when you when you when you get older, you
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  Speaker 1: realize that the only thing that's important is uh love
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  Speaker 1: is the is the happiness of your children, so that
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  Speaker 1: you don't really care. I just don't want ugly grandkids.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. That's really why I draw the line.
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  Speaker 1: You could be whatever, but beauty is in the eye
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  Speaker 1: of the behold. I don't want to be traping mine.
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  Speaker 1: I am an ugly kids, So I don't want you to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: They've they've grown into it, but but I don't want.
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  Speaker 2: They've grown into attractiveness. Yes, yes, I don't want you know, Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: can hear you, right?
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  Speaker 3: K Yeah, Kyle's beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: He was beautiful, but I don't want I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he had other things going on, but I'm just.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know you can't get hands. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: all ugly kids. I'm all right.
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  Speaker 2: I think you love your kids. Yeah, you know what
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  Speaker 2: they look like.
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  Speaker 3: You can't you know, no, no, you can.
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  Speaker 2: You could talk about them.
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  Speaker 1: But you still want you yes, of course, of course, yes,
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  Speaker 1: But I just I wouldn't. I wouldn't. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have to love them out loud, you know you do.
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  Speaker 2: I could just send them and you know what, I
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  Speaker 2: don't necessarily think that you have to get older to
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  Speaker 2: just want them to be happy, Like I've always wanted
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  Speaker 2: my son to be happy, regardless of really of who
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  Speaker 2: he dated, race in terms of race.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you.
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  Speaker 1: Wanted joy to be happy, even though rumor have it
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  Speaker 1: has it you spirited them away from a white woman
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  Speaker 1: he was dealing with.
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  Speaker 3: She she was she was a sister, she was girl.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, well you just okay, yeah, that.
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  Speaker 2: Was different, different circumstances. But you know, he's like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: all of the spectrum.
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  Speaker 3: You know, he's knocking up with Spens.
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  Speaker 2: And she's what Dominican's Dominican.
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  Speaker 3: They just.
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  Speaker 2: Adore her, wonderfuful.
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  Speaker 1: And and and I don't think they'd have ugly kids.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, they would definitely have beautiful kids. But
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  Speaker 2: even if they didn't, if if for some reason, you
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  Speaker 2: know again, God doesn't give it your hands, if there's
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  Speaker 2: some reason that can't you know, I would still.
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  Speaker 3: Love them, of course, of course, I mean I wouldn't have.
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  Speaker 1: Well, honey, you're gonna have to wait to daylight saving
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  Speaker 1: time is over because I can't have you on the porch.
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  Speaker 2: What do you talk with your kids and the that's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: You would do that? You don't have that kind of heart.
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  Speaker 3: What's that little man scot brought you? Yeah, to protect
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  Speaker 3: you from Germans and stairs?
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  Speaker 2: You remember with Michael Jackson used to cover his kids
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  Speaker 2: out like that. But I would that was different.
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  Speaker 3: I can see why. I can see why.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So the grandmother had no problem letting her true
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  Speaker 1: feelings be known when a granddaughter about a black man home.
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  Speaker 1: Would you have a problem with your child marry one race?
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  Speaker 3: Junish?
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  Speaker 1: You have a beautiful daughter, Yes, what if she uh
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  Speaker 1: wasn't beautiful?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: What if she brought oh fake? I mean a person
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  Speaker 4: or another. Yeah, no, could I would kill us.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, but we would talk. Come I on the
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  Speaker 3: show and talk about his back, right, that's fair. Oh
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  Speaker 3: that's the fun part while you're telling jokes because you
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  Speaker 3: know that always come out, you know, the in word
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  Speaker 3: just pops out, you know. Yeah. Absolutely, get to look
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  Speaker 3: at that. No, no, not on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah the first would you ever tell jokes about some
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  Speaker 2: of Kyle's girlfriends, like in front of them?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you with it with the white brother,
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  Speaker 1: it was doing COVID right, and she got so mad
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  Speaker 1: at us. Came around and she went to our place
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  Speaker 1: and solving stayed there.
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  Speaker 2: If we're going to talk about it, let's tell the truth.
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  Speaker 2: I can remember when this girl was snitting with you.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 5: She?
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding Kyle? Come on, tell me out, tell
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  Speaker 2: the truth.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna confirm Northern night.
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  Speaker 2: And she was she told you go to the car
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  Speaker 2: I want to tell I was like what.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, you, I help you? Far away from
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  Speaker 1: the tree of white women.
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  Speaker 2: What is going on here? Every time I came in,
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  Speaker 2: she was over there next to you. You need any help?
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  Speaker 3: I have that I have that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's happened to me A lot now, A
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  Speaker 1: lot a lot young girls dig me.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I did this. Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I think they think I'm an
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  Speaker 1: easy mark. I'll pay. I think it's like steal from.
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  Speaker 3: We could take advantage. I carefully crop picture will off sudden.
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  Speaker 1: The grandmother had no problem letting her true feelings be
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  Speaker 1: known when a granddaughter about a black man home. Would
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  Speaker 1: you have a problem with your child to marry someone
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  Speaker 1: out side of the race, we're going to the phones.
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  Speaker 7: My daughter married a young man who was Sri Lankan,
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  Speaker 7: and I did not agree with it. It didn't last,
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  Speaker 7: and I knew it because the way he spoke to
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  Speaker 7: his mother, I knew that how it was going to end.
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  Speaker 7: And when he tried to step to me about my.
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  Speaker 8: Daughter, I knew.
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  Speaker 6: I knew it was over.
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  Speaker 9: Then he told me to get to pack my stuff
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  Speaker 9: and get the fiut because.
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  Speaker 8: We was in Jersey.
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  Speaker 10: Then get the f out of his house. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 10: you know what, ain't nothing but spacing opportunity between us.
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  Speaker 3: That's how that ended.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I'd be all right if my child was They
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  Speaker 11: outside his or her race. Longs here she is happy
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  Speaker 11: and what she got that's fine.
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  Speaker 9: We meant well. I just think that if they happy,
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  Speaker 9: then it is that it is. When it comes to Colorade,
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  Speaker 9: he is long they happy. They have to deal with it,
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  Speaker 9: you know. So I can't control that. But you know,
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  Speaker 9: Ken hated. But yeah, but if that's what delight, that's
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  Speaker 9: what delight. My person's always flatch, you know, coming from
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  Speaker 9: the style all right, so I'm from the dirty bell.
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  Speaker 9: But anyway, y'all keep up the good work, keep it up,
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  Speaker 9: keep it up, because all of y'all are so often
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  Speaker 9: that's funny.
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  Speaker 12: And my daughter asked me to say things, Dad, What
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  Speaker 12: would you do if I bring a white boy home
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  Speaker 12: one to day to white boy? I said, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 12: do anything. I don't care anything about that.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 12: I believe in one racing as the human race. Long
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  Speaker 12: is he on the same level with you. Long he
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  Speaker 12: believe in what you believe in as long as you
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  Speaker 12: believe in God. Longs he trusting God? Do he treats
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  Speaker 12: you right and be good to you? I wouldn't care
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  Speaker 12: what color he is, so that's you know, I would
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  Speaker 12: I don't care how long as he would treat my
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  Speaker 12: daughter right, and let's go for my son too. I
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  Speaker 12: wouldn't care what color because of my family. There's multi
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  Speaker 12: color of different race in my family already, so it
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  Speaker 12: would make a different to me whatsoever. So long is
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  Speaker 12: he good to my daughter, I care less.
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  Speaker 10: I've been a mother, at grandmother and great grandmother to
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  Speaker 10: mixed children. At one point in my life I had
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  Speaker 10: to raise friends I have more. Two of them went
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  Speaker 10: and married white women. And my thought was, how could
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  Speaker 10: you you know, at one point in my life I
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  Speaker 10: was single and my sacrifices and loving and giving to
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  Speaker 10: you as a black woman, and you turn around to
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  Speaker 10: marry a white woman. Want a black woman that has
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  Speaker 10: done all of this for you or at any rate?
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  Speaker 10: When this grandchildren came, it changed my heart and my mind.
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  Speaker 10: It really did change me my thoughts towards that because
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  Speaker 10: you know, but I still it took some time to
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  Speaker 10: get you know, to come around and get over that.
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  Speaker 10: You know, you get over because the grandchildren really changed
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  Speaker 10: my heart.
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  Speaker 3: So Junius, your your sister, your brother married a white woman.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually was a u bit of a
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  Speaker 4: skin oh lover.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she's one of the most people on the planet.
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  Speaker 2: But you got the food? Does she bring for Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: She was a recipient of all the great cooking in
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  Speaker 3: my family.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she brought an appetite jasmine. Your son, your
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  Speaker 1: your brother dated married a Japanese woman. Yes, and my
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  Speaker 1: brother married a Mexican woman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So wow, I sept them.
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  Speaker 2: You have to.
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  Speaker 1: I have the sept them for one Christmas. I got
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  Speaker 1: them all I got there. I got them all leaf floors.
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  Speaker 2: And you probably did.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen, honest, workers, it's warts an Egger's baby.
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  Speaker 1: By the baby, he's huge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the only one.
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  Speaker 1: He is huge. He looked just like he does and
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  Speaker 1: it's body building. But I'm telling you it must have been.
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  Speaker 1: You knew it was on the baby because he could
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  Speaker 1: lift a leaf blow on one hand. What's this strongest
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  Speaker 1: baby I've ever seen. We're going to the phones.
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  Speaker 11: Me, I don't care. Longest they love each other, it
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  Speaker 11: doesn't make me any type of difference. But me, myself,
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  Speaker 11: I prefer my dark chocolate. My son's mom, I'm as
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  Speaker 11: a dark chocolate and I am in love with every
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  Speaker 11: into that.
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  Speaker 8: Bring who you love, that's it.
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  Speaker 10: Bring home who you.
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  Speaker 8: Love, as long as they treat you right. They could
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  Speaker 8: be green or purple as long as they treat you right,
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  Speaker 8: how about it? You know, I can't dictate what speech.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, what race my son falls in love with,
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  Speaker 8: that's on him. Long as they love each other, I
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  Speaker 8: don't care.
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  Speaker 13: Yes, I would have a problem if they weren't black
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  Speaker 13: or brown.
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  Speaker 3: They could be a different culture.
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  Speaker 8: But they got to be black or brown.
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  Speaker 13: And the reason why because I don't want them going
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  Speaker 13: through with their the relatives and all that. You know,
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  Speaker 13: I don't want that for my kids. I don't want
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  Speaker 13: that for my grands So to keep that from happening,
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  Speaker 13: stay away from blue eyed death. That's right. And this
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  Speaker 13: is jaj from Maryland.
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  Speaker 6: See Moore care, I'm definitely with it. I would be
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  Speaker 6: happy if my son brought another female of a different
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  Speaker 6: race over. I especially wouldn't mind if you brought a
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  Speaker 6: white one over.
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  Speaker 11: I want to have a.
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  Speaker 6: Bad white girl, a white man getting mad at like,
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  Speaker 6: what the hell is she doing with him? And for
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  Speaker 6: another reason, I want him to depopulate their ass. Let's
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  Speaker 6: spend out their race. Yeah, I get her, prayed it
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  Speaker 6: a few times, been out there race. That's why I'm
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  Speaker 6: looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we got h We're gonna feature one. This
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  Speaker 1: one of my very favorite features, where we uh where
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  Speaker 1: we spotlight some of the funniest comedians, some you know,
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  Speaker 1: some of you don't. That's coming up Welcome to the Stage.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming up on the DL Hugley Show. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: time for our feature Welcome to the Stage. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: spotlight some of the funniest comedians, some you know and
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  Speaker 1: some of you do not.
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  Speaker 3: Today, Welcome to the Stage. Matt Jenkins.
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  Speaker 5: The hated black people in the nineties. Hated black people.
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  Speaker 5: Think about it. They made movies about white characters like
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  Speaker 5: Beauty and the Beast, Asian characters like Milan, Native American
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  Speaker 5: Poke Honis, Middle Eastern Aladdin, but as soon as it
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  Speaker 5: came to Africans, they were like nope. Talking to animals,
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  Speaker 5: the Disney executives are.
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  Speaker 14: Like, there's no way is it gonna relate to black people.
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  Speaker 14: Nathan lions that sing, but have the main.
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  Speaker 15: Character grow up without a father. It's a circle of life.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 15: Some people got pretty tight on that joke.
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  Speaker 3: But Rakuna Mazada