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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 39 - Lost Boy · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Please goodness, what is up everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 4: of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today is January seventeenth. It
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  Speaker 4: is Martin Luther King Day. It is four twenty four
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  Speaker 4: pm and we are live in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King would have loved son of a boy dad.
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  Speaker 5: He would have We have an.
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  Speaker 1: Insatiable appetite for social justice in the same way that
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  Speaker 1: MLK did.
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  Speaker 5: We do well.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking love social justice. I don't know about you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm iffy about it.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'll march, but like I won't really believe in what.
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  Speaker 5: I'm marching about it.
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  Speaker 4: I'll post the black square doesn't mean I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go to a march as a medic with a
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  Speaker 1: big ass gun, but like I won't believe in what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck they're talking about now that might take some
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  Speaker 1: people lives?
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  Speaker 5: Do you guys bank pops some pens?
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  Speaker 1: When for Martin Luther kingris, Oh, honestly, Like I resisted
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  Speaker 1: for so long because I saw it for what it was,
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  Speaker 1: a completely performative act. That is just like for your neighbors,
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  Speaker 1: Like people went out on their balconies and clapped during
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  Speaker 1: the early pandemic. Yeah, and there's no hospital that's by me,
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  Speaker 1: and no fucking doctors and nurses fucking lived by me.
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  Speaker 1: People are just going outside to be Like.
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  Speaker 5: I think I weren't home. They were working.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what even if they were there, Like, they're
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  Speaker 1: not fucking at five o'clock every day, you think that
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  Speaker 1: the fucking nurses are like walking out after like a
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  Speaker 1: nine to five shift and like COVID's over for the
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  Speaker 1: next however many hours.
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever bang the pus and pensla?
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  Speaker 1: But after a while I started to bank them.
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  Speaker 4: Damn I wish I was there for that, for.
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  Speaker 1: That part of New York. Yeah, it was crazy, and
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  Speaker 1: by the time we got outside, all of our neighbors
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  Speaker 1: fucking hated us. So like you fucking scumbag, low life
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  Speaker 1: pieces of shit. They'd fucking cheer for the first responders
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  Speaker 1: for the first three months or whatever. They fucking were pissed.
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  Speaker 1: It gave people good moral high grounds. Yeah, neighbors are
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  Speaker 1: the worst. Though, there's no such thing as good neighbors.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, we're not. A couple days ago, I think it
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  Speaker 4: was Saturday. Saturday night, I was home alone, and I
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  Speaker 4: swear I was laying in bed, and I swear I
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  Speaker 4: heard someone yell like little Sauce, and I was like, now,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just like hearing shit, And then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 4: I hear again outside of my apartment.
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  Speaker 5: They're like they're like little.
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  Speaker 4: Saus come out, come out wherever you are. And I
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  Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck? And he was just like
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  Speaker 4: one of our neighbors and.
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  Speaker 1: He just knew that you lived around there.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I think I figured out who it was. My phone
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  Speaker 5: wasn't on, but I was getting texts from people who
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  Speaker 5: live in our building telling us like, come to their party.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so it must have been that.
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  Speaker 1: But that's still weird. Do you know? That's still weird, man,
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  Speaker 1: especially if they're not going to call you by your government.
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  Speaker 4: I've never even seen we've never met them, or I haven't,
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  Speaker 4: like I know Owen knows one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, that's super weird. That's some like eighties like
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  Speaker 1: relationship type of shit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I reshed at the door.
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  Speaker 1: But boombox, Yeah, someone comes with a boombox and throws
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  Speaker 1: pebbles at the window or like climbs into your room
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  Speaker 1: with a fucking ladder. Yeah so you can, so you
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  Speaker 1: can fuck. That is a little bit uh bit close
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  Speaker 1: to home.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was weird.
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  Speaker 4: My immediate reaction was that it was like one of
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  Speaker 4: the yak fans, because like we like accidentally doxed ourselves
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  Speaker 4: a while ago.
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  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, it's someone's like here.
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  Speaker 5: Come out and play.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone just coming to beat your ass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I I also like fear like doxing myself. But then
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, no one gives a fuck where I live.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I thought, And then that was the
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  Speaker 4: first time I had any regret about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But wasn't there in like Hollywood. Aren't there like
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood tours of like celebrities houses.
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  Speaker 4: I mean a lot of celebrities houses you can just
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  Speaker 4: google and it comes up.
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  Speaker 1: Or there's tiktoks too, where it's like this famous building
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  Speaker 1: is where Kate Hudson lives or some shit.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: There was like that whole shit a while ago with
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  Speaker 4: like Jake Paul like had his address was a public address,
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  Speaker 4: and it was like the Team ten house and like
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  Speaker 4: there would just be like mobs of like ten year
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  Speaker 4: old kids outside the house twenty four to seven, like
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  Speaker 4: with their parents like waiting for Jake Paul.
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  Speaker 1: That's bad parenting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, big time, We're gonna go bring you to this
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  Speaker 4: person his house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just gonna harass this dude at home.
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  Speaker 4: But No, No, I don't think Jake, like I think
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  Speaker 4: they loved it.
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  Speaker 1: Jake Paul did do you think? What do you think that?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Because like early on his sway House, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: Marty Mush was just going and like standing outside his
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  Speaker 1: way house and just being like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all public, like it's all like, dude, those
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  Speaker 4: people's lives must be miserable.
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  Speaker 1: You think so. Yeah, I think it's exactly what they want.
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  Speaker 4: I think it probably is too, But I don't think
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  Speaker 4: I think they're like forcing themselves to want that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't know, it'd be miserable for you.
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  Speaker 4: Not them, maybe, Yeah, different different breed.
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  Speaker 1: Thongs, throngs of people chanting your name. You don't think
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  Speaker 1: that would be nice? No, I kind of feel like
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're building towards.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna get your squatch. I'm going to disappear
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  Speaker 4: with him the next year or so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking right, dude, where are you gonna go to
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  Speaker 1: the earth to your room? Yeah, you're just gonna go
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  Speaker 1: to your room. Yeah, there's no way you fall off
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  Speaker 1: the face of the universe. But what's what's uh, what's
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  Speaker 1: spawning those feelings?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, just they just are coming.
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  Speaker 1: You're just fucking dis enfranchised with like the whole the
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  Speaker 1: all of fame, the trappings of fame.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, really, this notoriety is killing me.
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood's not what you thought it was, Bro, not quite damn.
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  Speaker 1: Now what did you think it was gonna be?
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  Speaker 4: Sunshine and Rambos?
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  Speaker 5: I mean the steak dinners are nice, but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, going out with like just like a table full
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  Speaker 1: of all equally famous people and like exchanging ideas, that's
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  Speaker 1: just not happening.
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  Speaker 4: These are always better than theirs. It's honestly comes with
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  Speaker 4: like I think I'm just too good for the world.
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  Speaker 1: I know this world is like so lucky to have
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  Speaker 1: you that you need to remove yourself from it just
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  Speaker 1: to kind of balance things out. Yeah, she's been out
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  Speaker 1: of whack since you got famous. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I'm like Batman, I'm not the hero this
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  Speaker 4: this world deserves, the hero of this world deserves, but
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  Speaker 4: not the one it needs right now.
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  Speaker 1: And you're definitely not going to live long enough to
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  Speaker 1: see yours. I'll be the villain. There's a zero percent
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  Speaker 1: chance you see yourself become the villain. Ever, as soon
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  Speaker 1: as there's one. Sas might miss sometimes comment on the
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  Speaker 1: Internet gone Now.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really know.
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  Speaker 4: I like doing the podcast, but I'm just like I
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  Speaker 4: think I'm just like burnt out right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's the fucking time of year. I really think it is.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have like a drive to like do social media.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that too. We need a new one,
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  Speaker 1: really is what it was the last couple of years,
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  Speaker 1: Like TikTok came out. It's like, oh, something new.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like a TikTok's like you can post
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  Speaker 4: just dumb shit and have it do well, but it
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  Speaker 4: doesn't mean anything.
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  Speaker 1: Damn you are. You're fucking going through it, Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 5: I want to like do something like big, meaningful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about a fucking walkout, bro.
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  Speaker 4: No, not like that. Like I want to still do
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  Speaker 4: like creative stuff, but you want it to be big.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like I want to write something like a book or
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  Speaker 4: like a I feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said that in like work week one of
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  Speaker 1: fucking Son of a Boy Dad. I was like, let's
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  Speaker 1: let's build something that can like sustain us for a
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  Speaker 1: long period of time or like work on something where
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  Speaker 1: we have to like see through the vision.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would like to do something that would take
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  Speaker 4: like five years to do and like.
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  Speaker 5: Not like I would like have four like college.
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  Speaker 1: At college maybe college.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I would rather.
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  Speaker 4: I would rather work on something that would take like
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  Speaker 4: a long ass time to do and have to be
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  Speaker 4: like really good than just like do like small shit
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  Speaker 4: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I feel that, let's take a screenwriting course. No, bro,
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  Speaker 1: why why?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: So you just want to rate certain class bro Huh,
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  Speaker 4: none of the greats do that.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the greats went to class. Brad Pitt went
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  Speaker 1: to Missouri.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, Brad Pitt's hot, So that changes everything.
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  Speaker 5: Big Cat took a class at Second City.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said it made him less funny. He took
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  Speaker 4: an improv class he did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn dude, I linked up with some of my
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  Speaker 1: and I mean that's in Chicago. That's supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: the mecca for improv.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was. That was like I think
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  Speaker 4: it still is twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it still is. But just nobody's on
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  Speaker 1: improv anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's a good like that. I think. Doesn't
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  Speaker 4: SNL hire mostly like improv of people.
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  Speaker 1: Now they just hire fucking twitter heads. Yeah, just people
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  Speaker 1: who crank Twitter.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, not me.
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  Speaker 1: You saw that tweet this week that was like, I
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  Speaker 1: pray for one week SNL writers just stay off Twitter
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  Speaker 1: and write the show. Just don't go on Twitter fucking
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  Speaker 1: write the show.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because they just consistently steal shit.
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  Speaker 1: And uh yeah, it's just like yeah, yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I don't even watch I just see the low lights.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost like reverse, like yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Just saw that like Elmo shit from this week.
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  Speaker 1: Shit's fucking corny, bro, almost for fucking kids. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it just like wasn't It was just
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  Speaker 4: the same fucking thing as the actual Elmo video.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's tough. But maybe we just need to
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  Speaker 1: stop holding them to that standard, just knowing that it's
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  Speaker 1: not for us, like the same people. Some people just
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: love to complain about shit over and over again.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't really give a fuck about like what SNL like,
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  Speaker 4: if it's funny or not, Like there's I think they
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  Speaker 4: have funny sketches still here and there.
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  Speaker 1: How can we get the most money though, where's the
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  Speaker 1: fucking money yet? I think lin Manuel Miranda was all
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  Speaker 1: into something. You just make really shitty stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And people lap it up, dude, But that's like what
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  Speaker 4: you could like, that's basically like what you want to
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  Speaker 4: do No, I don't want to make shitty stuff. I'm
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  Speaker 4: saying that's like what people do now.
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  Speaker 1: But people think that Hamilton's good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like everyone like all anyone does is
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  Speaker 4: just like it's just like TikTok and it's like post
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  Speaker 4: a thousand videos a day and then you have like
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  Speaker 4: your four months of relevancy and then you fall off
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  Speaker 4: the face of the You.
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  Speaker 1: Guys just have a shitty sitcom because that's so much
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  Speaker 1: writing too, That's so much fucking preparation. Shit needs to
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  Speaker 1: get Soldah, But.
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  Speaker 4: I would like, like, I want to do something that
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  Speaker 4: has a bunch of preparations.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm down to do something busy. Yeah, do you
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  Speaker 1: like collaborating?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 4: I think I don't think you do either. I want
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  Speaker 4: to write a book at some point in my life.
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  Speaker 5: I decided that.
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  Speaker 1: As well, because the book is something you just do
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  Speaker 1: on your own.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like going to be a heater.
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  Speaker 1: Is it gonna be like my life a memoir?
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  Speaker 5: A memoir, it's what you did?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like how you you should just keep it and
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  Speaker 1: just be like this is my year, this is like
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  Speaker 1: my twenty first year. That would be some shit, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I think if you if you wrote a diary and
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  Speaker 1: just wrote every day for a year and then put
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  Speaker 1: it out at the end of the year, that shit
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  Speaker 1: would fucking play.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't know if I have any I
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  Speaker 4: don't think I have enough exciting shit happening, Like I'd
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  Speaker 4: have to make it like a sick ass year.
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  Speaker 5: But I think that would motivate you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I would like post it and it
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  Speaker 4: would I would get like one merch bonus from barstool, sorry,
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  Speaker 4: one thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: They like bind it with like some fucking spit and
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  Speaker 1: like fucking silly string and fucking pass it out. Just
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  Speaker 1: a flimsy pamphlet that all comes apart as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you hold it up. This is my life's work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it just dissolved when when human beings touch it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just push right through it. Come down to Philly this
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  Speaker 1: weekend and we'll give you some life experience. Come to
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  Speaker 1: my boy Mike's birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I will.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do that.
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  Speaker 4: I want, I do, I really do want to travel more.
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  Speaker 5: Come to Vegas Wood and you come this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't come this past weekend.
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  Speaker 4: It was because of that was different circumstances. Also I've
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  Speaker 4: been to Philly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're about to go to Philly again.
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  Speaker 4: We'll see.
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  Speaker 1: You're a Philly guy and you just said you would.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean we'll see?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll go to Philly.
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  Speaker 1: I want life experiences, but only the certain life experiences
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  Speaker 1: that I want, not the ones that are offered or
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  Speaker 1: presented to me.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty much.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: Also, you don't see the city the first time you
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  Speaker 5: see it.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen it. I've been there twice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you need the first.
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  Speaker 1: Second time, fourth time are the ones? And this third time?
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  Speaker 4: I mean no, I've had I've had a really fun
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  Speaker 4: time every time I've gone to Philly.
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  Speaker 1: So why not just I mean, it's just the easy.
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  Speaker 1: It's like going to a neighborhood of New York. It's
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  Speaker 1: just easy.
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  Speaker 4: It's close, and I'm going through a phase where I
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  Speaker 4: don't like having fun anymore. I just like to lock
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  Speaker 4: myself in my room.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you need some fucking vitamin son.
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  Speaker 4: I know I play a lot of video games and read.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: You need to bleach your asshole with the sun or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know how.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: People say sunning your asshole is supposed to be good
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  Speaker 1: for you? Makes sense, dude, I'm saying, let's go on
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  Speaker 1: some hikes. I'll be I'll be the camera person. You
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  Speaker 1: won't even have to collaborate with somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't like, yeah, I'll do that.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like you will, does he like you'll
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  Speaker 1: do anything?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what I want to do.
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  Speaker 1: I feel that though, I feel that, I understand that
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  Speaker 1: I feel lost.
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  Speaker 4: You said to me, like two days ago is the
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  Speaker 4: happiest you felt in the while?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the opposite.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know when I said that.
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  Speaker 1: It's that seasonal shit. No, I'm not like depressed is
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  Speaker 1: because the Eagles lost, because football season's over. I'm no
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  Speaker 1: more birds, no more Knittany lines.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not like depressed. I mean I am, but I'm
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: not like I'm not like doing bad. I'm fine, who's
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: just garden variety depressed. I just like don't know what
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: I want to do with my life. I feel that,
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: like I don't want to do social media for my
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: entire life. I feel they don't respect it.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: It's lowest common denominator. Four people are very successful at it.
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, you know.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: What I mean. People who you know are fucking broke. Yeah,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: have millions of followers. Yeah, and then you see the
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: inside of their house through their social media and it's
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: not a desirable thing.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Well then it's like, then I see this fucking kid
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: that's just like living in a prop home in New
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: York that's like small and he's probably making like a
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: million dollars a year.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: What do you mean a prop home?
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: People tag me in that saying it looks like you.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know the kid that's living in the small
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: ass apartment in New York. We talked about him? Did
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: you talking about him in the last episode?
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Is a guy in Harlem who New York?
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh yeah, no, it's this kid.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: He lives in like a tiny ass apartment. Tiny ass apartment.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: It's like a normal sized New York apartment.
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a nice studio. Yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: And and he uh, he's like posting like, oh the
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: best places, like this is the best place to get
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: like cheap food, and he's going to like a fucking
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: market like on the side of the street. And it's
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: like his videos are getting like ten million likes per video.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, you're making like a fuck ton of money.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: It's just poverty porn. Yes, people pretending to.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: Be costplaying as a poor person.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty fucking it probably makes like three to
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: four K a week. Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's like it's like that's like like and
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: like I'll never reach that level of success with with
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: social media, which I don't care about.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: But he's like the dudes who like are in the subway,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: like panhandling and then like three of their cell phones
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: go off time or whatever. Yeah, or like the guys
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: who like are on the side of the road with
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: a sign and then they go back into their Mercedes. Yeah,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Like nothing plays. Actually the only thing that plays as
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: well as being poor is being depressed, like being sad,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: and that's maybe something you should lean into, Like maybe
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: you should stop being like this is guarded variety depression.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: You should be like this is fucking crippling, Like am
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I done depression? Because then everybody kind of has to
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: treat everything that every like mental cry for help that
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: you have as the real deal, and then they'll be like, oh, SaaS,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: take some time off, like go down to Florida, have
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: some time. You can't make fun of SaaS. Yeah, that
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: kind of thing.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: I don't want that on that at all. Why that
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: sounds brutal? Why I don't know it just does.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's the fucking money's right.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: The money will be right. But also I'm like.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Let's join a Blue Man Group where we're all just
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: blue as hell. We're just depressed singing the blues. Just
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: three three dudes wearing all black up on stage, just
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: fucking sad and fucking grousing about their life, just moroseas dudes,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: instead of the Blue Man Group, which is a fucking
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: children's show. But it's pretty fire.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: There's like hundreds of them, and they.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: All like they like they like use like fly swatters
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: on like pipes, and they play like sweet ass like.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Looks have you ever been? I think Zach Brown does
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: that too.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: I got a theory Zach Brown ben fifty of them? Yeah?
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Really, who's Zach Brown?
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Gold be your own a Friday Night? That dude?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Musician?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, artists, Why did you make some music?
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: No, that's not that's definitely not for me because of
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: the judgment. No, I just like, don't I'm not passionate
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: about that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: What are you passionate about?
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Writing?
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I want to write something big?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, write something I know, but it's like hard. Have
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: you ever edited your own writing.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm well, that's also the thing I'm not good
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: at writing.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's that, but you have a voice at least.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like the only thing that's important is having
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: perspective or that's so much more important than being a
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: good writer, is just having a specific perspective. Yeah, and
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: that's where I fail. I could write, but I don't
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: have I don't know what I think about anything. I
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: have no idea what I think. I'll go whichever way
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: the fucking wind blows.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Bro, maybe we should collab on a book. We'll just
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: call a paragraph for paragraph.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, just popcorn it. Yeah, Like you write until the
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: fucking wheels come off, and then it'll be like and then.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: There's nothing we'll have to do with like the for
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: the next Like none of the paragraphs will line.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Up at all.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: It could be fire do every other word?
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: That would be sick.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Do you want to try it?
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Now? To a sentence? Right now?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Go Bro?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: We should sell it. Let's who can we get to
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: sponsor the book? That's the thing you talking about?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like a series where we write a book,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: but like we write a book about like Puerto Rico. No,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I was kidding, but we have to go to Puerto
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Rico is my point.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: That would be sick.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I want.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: That's where your boy as Thompson did I know the
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Rum Diaries. Isn't that in Puerto Rico? Or is that Cuba?
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico. I never read it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: You got to bro.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I'm reading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas right now
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: and it's fantastic. Oh really, what part of you at
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: goodass book? I just started part two.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Which what are they talking about?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: He's going back to Vegas. He was fucking Vegas and
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: now he's going back for the Drug and Narcotics Convention.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the good life, brother, Yeah, that dude, that
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: activated I'm back to Vegas. That's what that shit that
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: song is about. Fucking Hunter As Thompson and his attorney.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that that ending of that chapter was fucking hysterical.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Spoil it. No shit came out in like sixty men.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Did Joe he killed himself? Yeah, Bomber.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I think it was kind of on his own terms.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: I think he was gonna die.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I think it was the most and was he was
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: like he got into politics late in his life too.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: He was like the like representative in Colorado or some
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I don't like hearing about that shit. It ruins it
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: for me.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: What people getting into politics. Yeah, No, I think he
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: did it on his own terms. I think you should
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: read about how he got into it. I think he's
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: probably why so much of Colorado's fucked.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Up right now.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: It's just people following in his footsteps and fucking trying
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: to blow their brains out at a certain age. I
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: don't think he wanted to get old. I think he's
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: one of those dudes I like sixty seven. I think yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I think he just didn't wasn't interested in getting old,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: and I think some people are like that.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: No. I think he said there was a woman in
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: his town who just jumped off her like two story
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: roof at eighty six in his town.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn that's not high enough.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: No at all. Yeah, but for an eighty six year
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: old it is. Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: You can you can just go from like five feet
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: you could just fall over. Yeah, she was wildly coyote.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: She was just immediately it was just a back a
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: bag of skin. That would be incredible. If that's how
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you could just.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Go out and just shoveled her off the street.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to go till the fucking wheels fall off.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: But the lady who lived the longest, uh, I think
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: she she might have smoked until super late in her life,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: like cigarettes. I think so. And she used to always
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: say that the only crease she said she had no wrinkles.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: She said, the only crease on her was the one
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: that she sat on. Which is that badass line for
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: the fucking old lady. Wish I could say the same.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I got these crows feet like bo Pete, Bro, I
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: got the fucking you'll get him too, if you keep
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: on smiling, Bro, That's why I would smile anymore.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Man, I'm gonna get wrinkles.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: You smile with your eyes too hard.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: I'm already balding. You're gonna be fucking bald by twenty three.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: You're not anymore.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: I don't think you of a receding hairline at all, though.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: I just can't fucking take this shit. Fucking dude, the
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: notoriety is eating me alive.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: You want to write fiction or non fiction, A little
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: bit of both. Do you know what nonfiction is?
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Real?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: So if you're loathing in Las Vegas? Is that fiction
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: or non fiction?
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming it's fiction, you think so, or fictionized at
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: least like a little fiction. I don't know, based on
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: true events.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I think that he also wrote, Uh, why are.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: You trying to fucking quiz me right now?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure it out myself.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Done. You think I'm stupid.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: I think that we just got cut.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: You were going to be in the book.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: You just got cut, speech bo, don't fucking cut me
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: from the book. So fear and Loathing in New York or.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Some shit or some shit like that, be a fucking heater.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Fear and Loathing from New York to Philadelphia and you
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: just write a little short story.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Also, like how sick would it be like to make
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: a book and like only like a couple people buy
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: it and you don't have to hear any like negative
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: shit about it, and then he can be like, yeah,
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I wrote this book. It was like awesome.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: But I think that's what like fake intellectuals used to do,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: and nobody like ever read them, like they'd have a
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: boxes of their book. Like I think everybody used to
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: write a book. I think it used to be like
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: as common as like publishing like your tweets or whatever. Yeah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: people just crank out a book, get it published.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: A surprising amount of people do have books. Like if
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: you look up, like a lot of famous people, like
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: most of them have a book.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, my grandmom has a book. My dad fucking has
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: a book. Like, fucking everybody's got fucking books. You could
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: have a book. I think a book is attainable. Carabbas
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: has like five books. I think Carabbas wrote a book
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: when he was like fifteen.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Chef Donnie has a book. Is he work? He's working
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: on another book?
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: And Caleb has a book?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Does he really?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Like no, he does, like a barstool book. I
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: think you put out two books. One of the books
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: was like everything. It was like, uh, everything I know
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: about losing by Bill Belichick, and you just crack it open.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It's just an empty book. The whole books just.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: That that one thing you thought that might make you different.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough, bro, It's gonna be tough for you
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: to be different. Bro.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: I don't care about being bro. I don't care about you.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Got to get a law passed or something, Dude, I
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: gotta do something different.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: You gotta get a day. I just go through phases
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: like you just said, I don't care about being different,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: and then your next sentence was I gotta do something different, Bro, dude, I.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Think I'm just having like a fucking crisis.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: We gotta get on the road. We got to get
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: out of the city. We gotta get on the road.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: You should have came down to Philly.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: I know, but I want to go west.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: We will. You want to go to Vegas this week?
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: You keep saying we will, but then we don't. You
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: want to go to Vegas on Thursday because I know, Okay,
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I would go to Vegas, but I don't think I'm
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: gonna be the gocus.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I don't get it anywhere.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you couldn't go anywhere.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: They're not gonna be allowed to you. You can't use
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: a fake ID in Vegas.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: No, they're pretty strict about that.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which is I think there's a skank fest in
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Vegas after your birthday.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: That'll be fun.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: I'll go to Vegas interview some people.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we should get some people on the podcast when
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: we go to la and for the Super Bowl.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, like whom whoever you want? I just saw
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Bryce Hall posting about Martin Luther King Day. Oh yeah,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: the fucking goat has hath spoken. He fucking the way
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: he puts words together is just like, yes, bro, he
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: gets it. Maybe we should get him in on the book.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna write it. I'm gonna write a memoir
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: of Bryce Hall.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Happy MLK Day memoirs truly an inspiration to many this day,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: even fifty four years later.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: Fuck fuck, bro.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: How fucking stupid is that?
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Don't do that, Dude, don't fucking do that, especially on
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King Day.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: No MLK Bro.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I know Bryce Hall, but you know this is a
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: big day for Bryce Hall.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: God, we should just cup that par because I can't
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: deal with fucking stelet Clubhouse right now.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Why at least they'll golom onto that one.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll fucking swoop in like a swat team and
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: fucking let the world know every single thing you said
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: about your boy brother.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Owen sends the podcast to Stuley Clubhouse before it goes up.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that because it does always come out
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: like two hours early.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Dude. When I wake up in the morning, Stuley Clubhouse
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: already has like fifteen clips posted.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: What is Stuy Clubhouse?
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It makes me look bad though, Why
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: there's always clips up before I wake up? I know
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: the goodass clips too. He knows what he's doing or
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: she or she or she or they or they.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: It could be many people they.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Or it could be one person who has a fluid identity.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Oh. I could be two guys in the trench coat.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Or like a pair of conjoined twins, one
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: of whom is confused about their sexuality and the other
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: one who's very sure about their sexuality, but they share
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: their own JETI tail you. So they almost fist fight
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: each other about whether to keep the genitalia as it
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: is or to have the glitterists reformed into a penis. Okay, okay,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you know that's what they do, right, bro?
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: I did all right smart thinking there. That'll make the book.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna be brutal, dude. If you had a
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: a gay conjoined twin.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's like only one of you guys
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: can kind of get what they want, unless unless they
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: fall in love. To conjoined twins. Falling in love that could.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Make that twins. I would saw them in half sideways though.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: There's a lower happened upper head you kill them. There's
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: three legs. Oh fuck, Maybe we should design furniture and
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: make like a conjoined twin table and like the legs
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: are like legs of three three legs of conjoined twins.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Or should on Shark Tank this year?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Is Shark Tank even still popping like that?
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I feel like it used to be your Sperop and
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it was like that and bar Rescue were super popping simultaneously.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: None of them. Yeah, they all made their money on Bambas.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: No, it's still doing well, dude. It's if you go
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: on if you I mean, do you guys watch normal TV?
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Ever? No, from time to time, Yeah, exactly.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: So it's like when I go home, it's dude, they'll
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: they'll be like fifteen Shark Tank episodes on back to back.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I know. And it's but I'm I don't know if
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: people are wat because it's like on MSNBC and those
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: are channels where I don't know if like people.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: My family watches it all the time. I know that
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: it is still.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It is still good.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: It just did too. Yeah, it's a lot of reruns.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see a lot of the same one again
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and again, like that one dude who gets like super
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: sweaty right away, he gets like super scared.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: It's like all of them.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not me, Bro, I'd fucking present the fuck out
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: of that. I'd be in there fucking presenting my dick off.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: They're all assholes too, the sharks.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like, uh, the people who have the
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: companies are assholes too. Yeah, thinking that they can go
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: on Shark Tank and get their fucking business off. Oh,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna get your fucking business off. Do it
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the old fashioned way and fucking go door to door
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: sell some shit instead of trying to repackage an idea
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: some dumb shit like that. You know who Shipstation? Well,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: do we have to do these in order?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: No, because this would be a great segue into manscaped.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: They originated on shark Tank.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: All right, did they They did?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, let's go back to Manskates. No, they did Station.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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• 28:04
  Speaker 1: How the fuck did Glenny Balls go to the Bahamas?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Was he actually in the Bahamas?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, I think he was. Maybe they do Sunday
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Conversation and they're about to go to San Diego. They're
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: going to La Jolla Diago. Yes, bro, would you ever
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: go off?
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: I mean that's not true.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, bro, They're about to go play Tory Pines.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Why are they going to San Diego to play Tory Pines?
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: San Diego is lovely.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I would love to go to San Diego Pacific Beach.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: We'll get some savice fucked sounds.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Amazing city in America, I would.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's temperate. It's the most temperate city in America.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: What's temperate means like the tightest window of temperatures for.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: The year, never too hot, never too cold, fifty to
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: seventy probably a lot of homeless folk and a dc
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: chance of the big one shaking them off and dumping
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: them out into the Pacific Ocean.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, big chance of that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: If the big one happens, it's just gonna rustle them.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Actually, after that ump, you see that fucking volcano underwater
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: volcano right that ship, I'm surprised. I'm surprised San Diego
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: didn't drop off right then, I.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Know, especially like the Pacific Beach is crazy. Yeah, that
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: would be hiliously bad. That would think.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: I don't really know anyone out there, so I don't
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: really give an f really, No, I'm kidding. My boy
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: was a family out there.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: My one boy, Mike used to live out there. Mike
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: one of the ones I know are now Oh it
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: was his brother.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Oh but his name is James.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: He works, He lives out in California oaks.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, yeah, he'd probably get shaken off into
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the ocean as well. You think the whole of California
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: would fucking snap on the San Andreas fault and all
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: of it would fall out, or would just like one
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: city is like San Diego going to fall into the ocean? La?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Would they both fall into the ocean.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I've heard that like surrounding states actually might fall off two.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: No way, yeah, no way.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: That means you're losing Vegas, You're losing Washington.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: No, yep, what about Portland? Dorgan?
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: What about Frisco?
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Gone?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: No? What about Reno?
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Forget about it?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: No, Bro, I fucking love Reno.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: You better go soon.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I haven't been in almost two or three years.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Bro, better go just this week.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Smoke inside. I told you I'll go to Vegas, Vegas,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: A Reno, Reno, Vegas. I think we go to fucking
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Vegas and then.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: You go to the fucking there's no way that we
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: could convince them to let me go to Vegas with
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: you convince two the big man.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: What we don't do in twenty twenty two is ask
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: for permission. We ask for forgiveness. We can say sorry,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: maybe we won't mean it, but we're not asking for
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: permission anymore. We're fucking getting on the plane and we're
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: fucking doing it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I just don't know what I would do in Vegas.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Well, we're only going for like twenty four hours. If
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I go, I speak at this conference, I fucking get
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: on the.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Stage to the hotel room and get fucked up. Yeah,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: we go to the hotel room, you go down to
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: the casinos and go.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Well, go to the club, go to the really nice dinner,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: and then I'm with them the entire time. And maybe
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: we could go to find a little arcade for you
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: or something to play.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: You could fall asleep in the hotel room with a
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: meatball sub yeah yeah, oh yeah, wait that happened in Philly, right, Yeah?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: How was that meatball?
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: So?
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: So good? Was it?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Actually?
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: And I woke up and it was all over my bed.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Crime.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: You're just rolling around.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: It looks like someone got murdered in my bed.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: That's why you need to get back to Philly. What
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: about d C? Was DC any interest of you to you?
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: No?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Not interested in going into politics.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: No, I've been to d C. Not for me really,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: not really my cup of tea?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: What about uh, the strong Ethiopian presence that they have there.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe we get some Ethiopian food for me? What if
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: we just went cut up the middleman and went straight
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: to Ethiopia?
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: That would be fine.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I heard the civil unrest out there is fucking crazy.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's a good time, I heard. Actually, that's a good
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: way to get remembered forever. Get into like a revolution.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go to Ethiopia with my barstool
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: media pass and I'm gonna I'm gonna document the entire revolution.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Pretty sure.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That's how Anderson Cooper got his start. He was just like,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: send me to war zones, like, I don't like my
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: job right now. Put me in a bunch of war
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: zones and let me see if I can cut my
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: teeth as a correspondent. You could be the next Anderson Coop.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: That would be sick gray hair.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Go gay, bro, you don't go and be going. You
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: don't go gay. Let's get that out of the.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Accepting. So you accept that you're gay?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Is kind of you're born gay?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Is it nature or nurture? I can't deal with old people.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: How do you know this then, bro? Because I know
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: whoa soon tell you or.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: I'm not gay?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: If that's what you're asking, what's the what's your problem
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: with it?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: There isn't a problem.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Seems like you have one. Uh No, how do you
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: know you're not gay? What about the Kinsey scale says
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: that it's all a spectrum that everybody's at least a
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: little bit gay.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Not me all the way zero here a flat line.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: All the way straight you did old recycles.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: And twenty three and me and it just came back
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: not gay at all.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I said, straight as fuck, guys as fuck.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: This guy fucking loves pussy.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it said on the twenty three and me.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Genetically he likes he loves pussy. Historically, it's been passed.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Down if I was gayber do you think I'd be
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: drinking this C four right now is fucking crushing this
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: smart energy.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Get a big sip.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: It's just straight energy on it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Take a big ass sip. Then I see my boy
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: owing over there, just pounding it. M it seems like
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: you're getting pounded by it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Road. Don't go there, say less.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: No, they out and the bout boys told me I
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: was fucking hilarious. So really they basically gave me the
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: F bomb pass. That's tight, F bomb pass. He would
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: be like the N word pass. Dude, you should ask
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Enrique for one.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: He gave Nick one, and Nick kept it all year
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: and then screamed it when he was at a bar
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: with Enrique.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, damn sounds controversial that that's sound controversial. Cancel
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: his ass.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Almost as controversial as this bird party I was going
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: to go to this weekend then wanted to do a
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Mexican theme.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, not okay, not okay, not okay.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: That's just not cool unless it's like we're celebrating Mexican
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: artists and artists throughout time time and kind of dressing in.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: The Sinco de Mayo perhaps, yes, or frieda Callo, freeda Callo,
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: perhaps frieda Callo or she or argently cut this, cut this.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Bro, she's had a resurgence of what.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: I can't be seen messing up for to caro.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: She's from Mexico, Bro, she's from me. She's from Coyokan. Dude,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I knew it was fucking frieda Callo so we could
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: dress up as freda Callo just kind of fill in
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: a unibrow. You know who frieda Calo was?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Of course, big fan.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love I love her ship. Bro.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: She's funny, dude, She's really not. Her podcast is hilarious.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, I heard that she had Jamie Lyn Spears on.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Listen to her art about like maintaining a relationship while
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: having muscular dystrophy?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Actually I couldn't tell you.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: How the fuck do you know that? Owen owen, are
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: you fucking low key of Freda Calo.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Freed to Caro? I'd never get fucking free to Carro in.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: The Hispanic and Asian art.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Wait, check this out, bro. She had two spouses and
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: they were both named Diego Rivera.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: She was married to a dude named Diego Rivera in
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: nineteen twenty nine, and then in nineteen forty.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: She got divorced and remarried.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: How what sense would that make in the Catholic Church?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Once you get divorced, you can't get remarried. And if
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: she's next, actually I don't know.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's the thing.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: You would have to get an annulman to have a
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: second marriage be acknowledged by the church.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: This is him, bro, this is Diego Rivera.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Say what you got to say about it?
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Get it off your chesel I got to say anything.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: It's like a good person.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seems like she really loves him for him, seems
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: like he's got a pretty good personality.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: That's the dude. Or is that the girl that's the dude?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Bro? This is the girl you've never seen Freeda Callo. No,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: she's a historically haired woman. Yeah, she got the upper lit.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I think that we should get more like I can't
• 36:08
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• 36:10
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• 36:12
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• 36:13
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• 36:15
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• 36:16
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• 36:24
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• 36:27
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• 36:27
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• 36:29
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• 36:33
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• 36:36
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• 36:39
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• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You cry only after he died.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: I became a way bigger fan his relationship advice.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I still yeah, I started following him after he died.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's sick. So do you like resent Drake
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: for killing him?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: No, bro, Brody had to do it. Brody had to
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I agree, That's just how the streets are.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Do you think that Drake put out that hit?
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh way, bro Are.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: You gonna be bad when Drake kills Kanye too?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I think Pete Davis is gonna do it first.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: No, imagine if Kanye should have just murdered Pete Davidson.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: That would be crazy.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: That would be awesome.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: It would be you think we got to kill our
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: episode out, We'd have to do an emergency episode he
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: would Uh.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Do you think he'd still be able to make good
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: ass music from jail?
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I think that he should like kind of go to
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: like uh Norway or something and kill him in a
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: place where inmates are given like their own suitets when
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: they kill someone. Yeah, and they get to have their
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: own recording studio. So he could be locked up for
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: like eight years or whatever they require murderers in Norway
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: and then but he also could like come out with
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: a couple of projects.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: In the meantime, Yeah, like a book.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, going and killing someone in Norway is probably the
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: best artistic thing that you could do.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Maybe I should do that.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Honestly, if you're feeling like you're lost in the world,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: does go to Norway kill someone.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: And then write a screenplay?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get like super jacked and jail and fucking like
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: take violin lessons or whatever they do up there, learn
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: the chill and jail and Norway during why you're doing
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: your bid.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: That would be a it's like a plan, that's backup plan.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: And those dudes all get like jacked Norse Norse jacked
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and wind up looking like Vikings with big ass beards
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: and like a bunch of cool ass tattoos. They were
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: winter hats.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: In Norway, they actually give the inmates steroids, really had
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: to make them more jacks than they and they train
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: them as soldiers for.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: When they get out of jail. Yeah, in case Norway
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: wants to ever invade anywhere, Norway's never.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Gonna fuck it mats for the first people to go
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: in the draft.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: It makes a lot of sense, Yeah, especially if they're
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: fucking jacked up like that. Not like in fucking America, bro,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: where all our inmates are pussies.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: They're all shriveled up, eating.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Fucking bags of chips and fucking twinkies all.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Day, fucking shaking their asses on TikTok.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: In Norway, they let them hunt their own fucking bison,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: and they let them fucking go out to the wilderness
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: and bow hunt.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: They just learned how to tie knots. They all, they
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: all get enrolled in boy scouts.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they know how to like dress a deer.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: That would be awesome. No one had to address the
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: beer make that.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: So we super that we did fucking sign up. There
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: was like a form that Sydney wells Our Outdoor are
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Head of our outdoor content put together, and I tried
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: to sign us up for everything.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want a whitewater raft That would be sick.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Don't people do die? But it would be sweet if they.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: But that depends on what have you ever been?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Uh no, so.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, so so white water rafting.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: I went white water rating when I was in second grade,
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: and there's like levels to the rapids, so it's like
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: if you go down like a two, you'll be happy.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: But then if you go on like a four, I'm
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: pretty sure it's like you're just like fucking falling off
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: of water.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: Pretending to be an outdoors person is starting to infuriate me.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: Why I.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Done Max, Because there's nothing to see here, but you
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: yearn for the outdoors.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: There's a city I want to go to, like the
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: actual outdoors.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to be like looking at looking out
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: at the water facing fucking Jersey City.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: But you know that's how our R Martin wrote, fucking now.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I can see I can see already and Jersey Jerry
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Betting and the Hoboken across across.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: The East River.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: That's literally that's how George R. R. Martin wrote, Uh
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: what whatever the fuck show that came of Thrones? He
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: he was just like locked in an apartment and he
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: had never gone over to the river, to the big city,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: and like that's just what he imagined everything to be,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: like fucking dragons and ship. Like you could be the
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: next R. R. Martin.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: You could be R. Martin hard.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You could the way that he used nudity, you can
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: just use profanity us it like Tarantino Quentin. Tarantino loves
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: just sprinkling some and bombs.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: In his work.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the Norm McDonald impersonation of s
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: finding Tarantino?
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: No so funny?
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: You gotta watch that.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Is it on point or does he just drop a
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: bunch of en bomb?
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like shocking how real it is.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: He goes back, He probably like finishes his work and
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: then goes back like he's crossing into his t's and
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: dotting his eyes, just adding in and bombs, just like
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: a sprinkle of N bombs. He's like Salt Bay with
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: N bombs. Throughout his foot scenes, dirty foot scenes. Yeah,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I canna get some more dirty ass feet in Yeah,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: just gross feet, fucking gross. Bro, we can what scene
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: can we had Margo Robbie's toes too?
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: How can we get Uma Thurman fucking spreading her toes?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: You see that shit about Leonhardo DiCaprio, like bringing a
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: girl to that theater to watch all the Star Wars movies.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that did numbies this week.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Ship was viral. Bro.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: He also definitely didn't run around the theater the entire time.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: She's fucking lying.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Also, if he did, like, that's awesomelious.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: That's sick.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: You were on a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and he
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: was running around like playing with lightsabers. Wouldn't you like?
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: This is fucking hysterical.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Guy's a lose.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Who are you hoping for?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Also, if you're that rich and famous, I would just
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: like remake my favorite movies with me is the protagonist,
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: just for myself?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: How do you like them?
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Apple? Yeah? The guy?
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I thought that was hilarious. Dude's rock. Yeah, honestly, I
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: was a dude's rock moment.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand why like women always want like,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: don't just take me on like a fucking normal, boring
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: date onted to they would, Yeah, and he wanted to,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: and he fucking did, But I doubt that. It's also
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: funny to think of him like making fun of Dave
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Portnoy making fun of Barstool and then just like going
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: back and like I'm Jabaal, I'm han solo.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: He was just.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Secretly like a huge Jefty Low fan.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: He probably is.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: He watches every episode of the dozen.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't like how Dave treats Robbie. Yeah, he
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: just doesn't like that Dave didn't go to all the
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Star Wars parts when he was in Disney World. But
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: did you see how all the the Star Wars boys
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: tweeted at Dave and he's like, yeah, let's all go
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: to Disney World. Yeah, like we need to tweet at
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: him and like what, what's like some fun ass ship
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: that we could do?
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: We should be like, Dave, you want to go hike?
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I want to go hike in Colorado with us?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I want to go a Summit K two with us, Dave.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe yacht WEEKA yeahbtha would be cool, Croatia or some
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: shit like that. That'll be fire.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Do you think if we went and hiked like not Everest, No,
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: maybe Everest and one of us like almost died and
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: it like how much like and it got like one
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: hundred million views? Maybe say one of us did die.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Do you think we'd have to like, do you think
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: we could like stop working for the rest of the year.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: No, Bo, You'd have to do a press tour. You'd
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: have to fucking make merch, Like you'd have to make
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: merch for the person that died.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Bro, Just trying to think big picture here.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: One of us dying would be the worst thing for
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: us because we just have to ratchet it up and
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: fucking like the pretend to care. The attention would be
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: It was fucking exhausting when I did it for XXX time.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: It was so infuriating, But you were Yeah, I was
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: originally sad too, with an exclamation.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Are you a big Juice World fan?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I loved him after he died?
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Were you a big mc millar fan?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I was listening to some mac miller this week.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: So now, because like, I'm a big mac millar fan.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Always happened since when my entire life. I have a
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: post star of him in my room.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, when did you start listening to him?
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Uh, kindergarten or no, fifth grade?
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Fifth grade?
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I say kindergarten. Yeah, I think
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: I was in fifth grade when kids came out.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: That's sweet. Yeah, But then by that, I mean at
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: the end he was kind of really like talking about
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: how many drugs he was doing.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Have you ever listened to Faces?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Which is that the album?
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: It's like a yeah, I guess I don't know if
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: food's got to call it, like I don't know what though.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Technical words are an EP or something.
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: The other one with like a yellow is Yellow Coover. Yeah,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: that's the one I listened to this week.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: That's an old one though, is it? That's like that's
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: like like I think that came out probably like almost
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: like ten years ago.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: He like calls himself a crackhead in it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he like predicts his death like a hundred times.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that but that's like my favorite album ever. It's
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: got some fucking heaters on.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: It, that's it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Do you listen to other rap?
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: I went through a big earl sweatshirt phase.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: So he's got a good ass rap name.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he does.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: You got to listen to Tierra Whack No She's great.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: You gotta listen to a woman rapper.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: More like Tierra Whack No thanks.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, that's exactly her name.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: That is, like Tierra Whack Whack.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: She's the fucking most creative. She's like the most creative
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: artist out right now. Bro, Yeah, show some fucking respect
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: for a woman.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Real, that's real.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna I'll check her out. Okay, there you go, bro,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: One time fucking respect a woman. When I was in
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Philly this past weekend, I was we had like a
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: this gambling competition, the thing that we were trying to
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: get you down for Philly. Even though like we were
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: trying to get you down on and I had a
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: side conversation that like, you wouldn't have been able to
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: go to the gambling competition.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do that, But we were just that's like part
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: of the reason I didn't go.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Well, we were just gonna wait until you got down
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: and then just tell you once you were down there
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: that you couldn't go to the competition.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad I didn't go.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably for the best for you from your
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: point of view. You didn't go.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: I was go ending up sitting in a hotel room
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: the entire night.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: Hotel that would have been bad.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: That hotel was not.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: In your room.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: But I played video games bro yeahfeld one.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: People do people do bring their like gaming consoles two hotels.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: This shit is hilarious when they do that.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: It's easy, is it?
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Some hotels do make it easy. Uh, and like that,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: like the strip is like right there in front of
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: the TV. They do kind of encourage gamers to bring
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: their ship with them. But when I was at this uh,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: this this event, like they gave me, they were like
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: just treated me super serious, like they had my face
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: on fucking posters throughout the entire thing. And then they're
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: like they brought me like a bottle for like bottle
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: service and like all like danced around me and like
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: held a poster of me up. And then the entire
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: night they gave me a bodyguard. And the dude was
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: just like I'm not going to like anywhere you go,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Like I'm going to fucking go to like I'm going
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to fucking be at your side the entire night.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, this is super uncomfortable for me,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Like I don't need you to be here, and I
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: was just like I was just like talk to you.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: And I was like talking to him throughout like the
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: the whole like first half of the event, probably the
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: first two hours. And then halfway through, like the head
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: of security came up to me he was like, we
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: removed that guy from your detail. He was talking too much.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: They basically fired.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: The dude to Jesus.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: And then another dude came up and uh, He's like,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: you want me to roll you a fat joint. I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, yeah, I guess I do. I don't
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: know what I would ever do if I needed like
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: a security I would never want a security guard.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: No, are they doing that, like anywhere you are.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Security guards?
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's me.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: There was security guards, like it's there were security guards
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: show on Friday.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: It seems like it's exactly you three.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: I think it might just be any live event.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: They weren't a team with publicity at City Winery probably
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: not now and.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: That was a great show, but they they also aren't
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: at pop punk.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: They don't have Uh that surprising. That's like that's like
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: some of you actually should have security.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: For well, I guess there's like event staff or whatever.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, but the lack at the Live Yack.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: At the Live Yak show on Friday, I was talking
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: to one of the security guards after her and.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: He was like, be careful, brother, you could get those
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: motherfuckers fired by talking to them.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: No, this was the bar stool security guy and he
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: was like, he was like, yeah, it was crazy. Like
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: I was in the crowd and some dude came up
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: to me and he like recognized me and he said
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: that I like arrested him back in eight for smoking weed.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: No fucking way, yeah, no way.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: But Jared said that one of our security guards pulled
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: him over. Yeah, a couple of years ago. Yeah, that
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: was that what you're talking about. I don't know.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: You never said who it was.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: Jared Carrobas No, Jared Schwartz.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: So you're talking about the rocket. No, two rocket mentions
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: in one show would have been unprecedented, would have been
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: fucking incredible. I know I would never remember the officer
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: who like arrested me, what they look like.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I probably would really, Yeah, I guess.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I've been arrested too many times. It's all a fucking blur.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: There's also when you get arrested. There'ssually like fifteen cops.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Remember their faces.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: If they dragged me out of the fucking.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: And they've got like goggles fields. Yeah, bro, you got
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: arrested for like murder that one time, right, No.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: They didn't arrest me.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Oh it does make me think I could get away
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: with a bank robbery though, Like, do you think that
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: bank robbers are that smart?
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: You think there's very very little success in bank robbery anymore,
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: just because security is too and like like DNA testing,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: like everything, it's too hot, and you just have to
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: be a level of an idiot to try it.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there has to be some level of fucking
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: stupid to try it.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: There was a bank robbery apparently pretty recently in LA
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: or like maybe it was like a year ago or yeah,
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: sometime recently, and like they the bank robbers like got
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: away and then they got caught in the LA traffic. No,
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: and the cops just like caught up with them on foot.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: It used to be if you were gone from the premise,
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: you were good.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's no like security cameras or like DNA testing.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how many bank robberies are there a year?
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: I would say the success rate for a bank robbery
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: is probably like zero point zero oh one.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: I think there was a bunch after the town came out.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I almost dropped a bank after that good
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: ass movie.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I almost robbed the stadium. Yeah almost.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Also, that's based on a true story.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Got in is it?
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: I think?
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: So? Yikes.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: It says there's three to four thousand bank robberies a
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: year in the United States, which represents one point four
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: percent of all the robberies. There were two hundred and
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: sixty seven nine hundred and eighty eight robberies, no more,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: no less.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: What are they mainly?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Probably just probably folks, probably like car breakings and shit.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, common folks just robbing someone's house.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Convenience stores aren't worth it now because those guys always
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: have a shotgun back there.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: But they also have like two hundred dollars.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: But I feel like bank robbers only make out with
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: like fucking six hundred bucks these days.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, they don't keep a lot of cash do When
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: we shot them videos in like a couple thousand, when
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: we shot that music video at that at that old bank,
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: and there was like the button under the thing, yeah,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: and I just repressing it, and I was like I
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: wonder if the gonna show up.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: He pussy ass cops wouldn't come.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Now they were scared of us, Yeah, they were, and
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: our prop guns.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: They knew that we were the true robbers. Imagine if
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: they shot us with the prop guns.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: I know, imagine if we pulled up, if they pulled
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: up and we had the prop guns and they just
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: unloaded on us.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be that would think that would suck.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: I would do numbies for the video though.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: And uh, like historic, we could probably get so much
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: money from whatever police station or I guess our family.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Did you know that video?
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: What don't we just fake your death?
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I know that'd be sick. You know that at the
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Bank video got his at like three million views?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: What?
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Really?
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: No, it's not on what YouTube?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: No it's not Is that what like ten thousand views?
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: No idea. I'm just fucking pulling your balls, bro.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: What was the fucking point of that? Just sucking you
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: off to make to make me feel like a fucking
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: failure idiot?
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah at the bank, Yeah, the choke wasn't fun. It's
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: fun for me, dude.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: You know how your boys get all excited.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: You know, it's been fun for me just take it
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: away from you. Yeah. I wasn't even a part of that.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: I was just excited for you guys.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: One hundred and forty eight a month.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Not bad, It's not bad. You saw that and you
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: just mm hmm.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck. The top comment is I'm a fucking genius.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: What top comment on uh you guys on Anus was
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: Nick wants to watch run?
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck that's love.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: And then the other ones were all like dude, sas
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: is so fucking stupid or no, they were like us,
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: boys don't like me, the AIS fans, they don't not.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: The boys KBA Nick are like my fucking brothers. I
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: would take a bullet for them fast.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I heard you wanted to start Son of a Boy
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Dad with them.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Originally, Ah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: And then I kind of was the backup plan. They're like,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: we actually have this thing going. Oh no, I get it,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I totally get it.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: No, but like this is cool, No, I'm having fun
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: with this.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: This is like, yeah, it's whatever. You gotta do something right,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you gotta do something. And felt the day Bro, I've
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: been I've been waiting so long to be able to
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: fucking whip these out.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was Actually, it's funny that you did that,
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: because I was gonna wear my brand new ones today too.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: You got new ones?
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, I was waiting for you to get off the
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: ball to even be able to wear mine.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, I got brand new ones sitting in my room
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: right now for real.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, all black.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Tom Wick damn not the Wikies.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Not the fucking Wicks Bro Wiki Wile Wile West's Bro.
• 53:21
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• 53:24
  Speaker 4: And before we talk more shoes, let's talk ship station. Yes, brother,
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: shipping delays, supply shortages, high demand. Last year was a mess.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Now you're ring in the new year with inpatient customers,
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: returns now, expensive shipping rates. It's time to switch to
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• 53:47
  Speaker 4: would you use anything butt? Ship station?
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Ship Station is basically for you if you have a
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: small business, but you don't want to get bogged down
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: in the logistics of packaging everything up, sending everything out
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: to everybody, doing all the little bullshit that you have
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: to do to keep your business going. You want to
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: focus on the stuff that matters, and you want to
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: leave the ticki tacky logistic part to somebody who is
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: known and trusted to be able to take care of
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: shit like that or should I say ship like that?
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: And that is going to be shipstation.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: That's fucking ship station. And they're the homies. They're the
• 54:23
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• 54:27
  Speaker 1: us are truly some of the best, the best shit
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: that I've ever gotten in line.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Look, my model with shipstation is save time, save money,
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: save your goddamn sanity.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, bro, you got to know your order to ship station.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, ship more and less with time, and ship more
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: and less time with ship station. So I'm gonna make
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: you guys a deal.
• 54:46
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• 54:48
  Speaker 4: You use my offer code son Son and get a
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: sixty day free trial.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: That's too much holy craft free sas.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to do that?
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Say less, no hassle, free shipping. Just go to shipstation
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: dot com, click on the microphone at the top of
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  Speaker 4: the page and type in Sun Sun ship station, make
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: ship happen.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Unbelievable, Bro, Look at the.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Fucking dot at the bottom of this, bro.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: How crazy is this ship not doing that?
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Bro? Just looks straight down the top. No, it's got
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: to be on the table.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Bro, nothing in there. Dude, are you sure trusted you?
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: I think I trusted you at one point?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: The fuck bro pranking me? You're fucking throwing a prank
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: on me? Bro, maybe that's it franked? Maybe like a
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: fucking u how whatever? The who the the four prank dudes?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: No boys, practical joke and practical jokers are breaking up?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: You know, Nolk boys are never gonna break up.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: Come on, Bro, don't scare me. Brotherhood for that.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: That's a true brotherhood that break up already.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah dude, Like but.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Not full send, full send. I'll never break up, bro,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: no full sense forever.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, Bro, Like I want to just do something like
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: more like I don't not be able to put more
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: time into and focus on like not social media. Like
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: I think we should get into pranks.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what if you just like walk up that's
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the book of pranks, a book about prank. Yeah yeah,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: that would be no people would go crazy for.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: That's the worst idea I've ever heard. Bro.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Get really jacked and just go up to girls on
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: a college campus and be like, hey, can I have
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: your number?
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: And then like be like yeah, and then like really
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: lead it on, like you go meet their parents everything,
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: film the whole thing for like six months, and then
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: be like surprise right post with seventeen other girls and
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: just all that we're gonna dice this up into seven
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: million different tiktoks.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you get on one knee and she thinks that
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: you're going to marry her, and you're like, surprise.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Babe, this has all been a prank. Camera is over there.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You are actually pregnant, but yeah, it's part of the joke.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: Full sent for life.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Or just dress up like a nerd and go cross
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: people over.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Just dress up like a nerd whose muscles are breaking
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: through his shirt and.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Like has a huge like cock bulging through the fucking
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: tight ass caprepants.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: The only thing showing that he would be a nerd
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: is some glasses on.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tape in the middle. Tape in the middle, there're
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: three d glasses popped out. Yeah Yeah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: And you talk to a girl and she's like, nah,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not into it. And then you get into a
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Lamborghini and she's like what wait, wait hear her car.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: But you're a nerd? How could you be rich?
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: And then all the top comments are like fucking trust
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: no hose, bro, all these host want is fucking money.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Shit's bullshit.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't and you really can't trust
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: these hosts.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: That's what the comments always do. Have you ever gotten
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: to like the gym, like the gym side of TikTok
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: where it's just like a nerds lifting and it's like
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: it's like she said she didn't want me to get
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: bigger what I had in mind. And then it's like
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: a picture of like the rock Dude, I've seen ones,
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: and it's like what she's doing after the breakup, and
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: it's the videos of her like making out with guys
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: and partying, and it's.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Like what I'm doing lifting. Yeah, it's like like what
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: she's doing looks way cooler and way.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: More like black and white and there's like horror music
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: playing in the background.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Dude, I don't think girls like jack dudes now like
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: dudes who get super jacked and like uh aesthetic or whatever,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Like that's gay. Those dudes are gay. Those guys are gay.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: That shit is gay. They're doing it four other dudes.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: They're getting their body right for the dudes and I
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: guess for themselves.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: MGK or like the two biggest sex symbols right now
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: in Harlow.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Harlow's Harlow's thick.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: And and you thick or swool, bro, because pick your
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: words carefully, Broo Cars has a lot of money.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: All I'm saying is Harlow's not like on the same
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: level as Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: You're saying that he doesn't. He hasn't dabbled in like
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: super hard drugs.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: No, Like he's not like they're like scary skinny, but
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: they can't.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: You can't get that skinny unless you do really hard drugs.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like habitually. Yeah, that's true.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Like you no way, Owen is that skinny just without
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: doing some crazy shit.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: I know Harlow and he's not fucking with that hard shit.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: I told him. I'm like, dude, weed and booze.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: That's it. Nothing else seriously out of him. When you're flying,
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: the people are.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Going to try to tempt you with all this. Do
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: not fucking listen to them, bro.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, bro, I've been in the industry.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Do not pay attention to them. You're gonna get people
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: around you for the wrong reasons. Bro, Make sure you
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: keep your fucking circle tight as a fucking period. Bro.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: I was like, Bro, they only gassed you up on
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: the flama.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Ison I give you my life.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: Fuck?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, we gotta see maybe some concerts this year? Yeah?
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Oh do that?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Do that concerts?
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: You could Bob Dylan anything, Bro, I know I could.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: What if we see Bob Ylan? What's he doing? Is
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: he on tour?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: But I don't think his concerts are like that crazy anymore?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: What about Uh, this is really old?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: What about Jimmy Hendricks.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Isn't Jimmy Hendrix dead? So? Bro? Hologram concert?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, what do you?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Where were we somewhere recently where they were like, yeah,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: Tupac's doing a Hologram show. Oh at the Rockwood Music Hall.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: They're like they're like, yeah, we're doing it. We're doing
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: a Tupac Hologram show upstairs this week.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that that's even still a thing. Wasn't that
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: like ten years ago? Did that first happen? Yeah?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: I remember Chief Keif did one in Chicago and they
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: like they shut it down.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: I think there's.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Clubs and like people were shooting at his holo.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Because he's not allowed to perform in Chicago anymore. Really, Yeah,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: he's like bands too fun. Yeah, shows are too fun.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Shows. There's definitely clubs in like South America who have
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: like hologram. Michael Jackson's as like a residency there.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: That's definitely one of the things. I know people who
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: have gone to them to go see See the Prince. Yeah,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: and they're just like selling out arenas. Who's making money
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: off that? It's so fire? We should have Dave holograms
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: as the family, just like let Barstool fans come and
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: see Dave live. I don't say it's hologram.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: How much do you think it costs to get like
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: a hologram? What is a hologram? Like?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: What is it like?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Is when I think hollgram, I'm thinking of fucking Star
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Wars when they're like sitting in those chairs and people
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: like hologram into the meeting, yeah, and they're like actually there,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Like that can't be what it looks like, right.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I think it's what it looks like, oh way. But
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: it's on a stage though, and they're like moving. I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: think that they like program I don't know, like digital programming,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: you know, sixty projector or something.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't fucking know, bro.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: But if we had one of Dave, I think that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: it could fucking it could be explosive just having people
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: in the building super fired up to see him he's
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: just not there.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: That would be so sick. Dude, we should get on holograms.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like Holograms is like similar to the Metaverse
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: in that it's technology that people are like, this.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Is going to be the next fucking big thing.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I'm only yeah, a it's been out and be like, no,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: it's not, dude.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Well the Metaverse was out a while ago, wasn't it. Yeah,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Like they're just like remaking it, but now it's just
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: Club Penguin.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: It really is. But all rappers are like, dude, I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: don't even care about like you saw Like it was
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: like little Baby and he had like a huge duffel
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: bag of cash. He's like, I don't even care about
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: duffle bags of cash anymore. And he's like patting his
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: big ass duffle bag. He's like, all I care about
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: is like NFTs and being in the fucking Metaverse.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, come on, no, you.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Don't, dude, you care about that duffle bag of cash
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: because you have it, you have it with you, that's real.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: But people are just trying to be ahead of the
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: next thing. So many like rappers are just like crypto bros.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: I've gotten so many like messages from people who haven't
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: talked to in like ten years being like yo, dude,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: like I know you're like pretty big on Twitter, like
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: if you ever tried NFTs and like trying to get
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: me into NFTs.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: For you to buy like the ones I don't know
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: like selling or they want us to mint our own NFTs.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: I have no idea, Like my dad was like, you
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: should start selling. Everything you do is an NFT.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: A lot of like the best poker players in the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: world like openly retired to do NFTs and crypto and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: they're all back because.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: It's all the same type of shit. It's like the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: same type of like if you know enough about math
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: that you feel like you have an upper hand on
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: poker or you feel like you have an upper hand
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: on like crypto trading or NFTs or some shit like that,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: but it's just, uh, it just feels like it like
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: it's the wrong people in it. Yeah, but some people
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: are getting rich off it.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: I guess a lot of times it is like the
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: dumbest person.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's infurious.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: It's people who think they're early but they're too late.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's already over.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Or like the people who were early, like have all
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: their money in bitcoin, but like they have no liquid cash,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: so they have like Ponzi scheme, fake jobs to show income,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: and they're like moving money around just like doing the
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: sneakiest like fucking I mean, I don't know. I guess
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: it's a racket. I guess you gotta do crazy things
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: to get rich these days. Yeah, which is why we
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: need to write fucking Hamilton too, or some shit like
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: or like a zombie Hamilton play or some shit like
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: that where like Hamilton like gets lit up like it's
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: fucking scarface or something like I say hello to my
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: little friend scene in Hamilton. You just go to Hamilton
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: and kind of steal the plot.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just rewrite the whole thing with steal America, but.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: With like a barool.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: It's like going to be like a barstool themed Yes, yeah,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: like Dave is Alexander Hamilton.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, bro, I'll be sick.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know any of the plot.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna pitch this all right, I'm gonna pitch this
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: to Jen all.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Right, let's make a move.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just gonna do a fucked on a coke
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: and go and and be like, I got this idea, Hamilton,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: but it's barstool.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, I rented by Dad Chat.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I really think that you can just get like massive
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: ideas made by just saying that. I don't even think
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: you need the cocaine and the presentation. Yeah. I think
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: you can can kind of just say the idea offhand
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: to someone and they'll make the idea.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like they're doing like like I.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Got a a random ass idea of like small small
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: talk Olympics or something, because I would just say, like, oh,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Frankie BURRELLI would be great at the.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Small top the what's it all?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Huh? What's that bargament barguments?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: That's no, that's a whole other that. But that was
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: just an idea I had. That was a that was
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: a me idea. Yeah, And I think you just say
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: these ships to somebody and then they'll be like, all right,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: we'll get this sold, and they do. They get it sold.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: If you say Hamilton the Musical, but it's about barstool
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: and there's machine guns and machine gun Kelly.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Damn dude, Milton is in the title ham Milton, Yo, No,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: ha Milton, the Hamilton Story, The Davey Story, Diva La Hamilton.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Let's cut this. We gotta start writing.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, we got to get in the fucking in
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: the room right now.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: We just struck gold Milton.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, how did you think of that? Owen? Do
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: you think that's what Manuel Miranda actually based the script on.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: Early Barstool could be the Forefathers, Nate Smoothie, fuck Marco.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Do you gotta run? No, it's five point thirty.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: I mean I guess I could run. If you're trying
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: to kick me out.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: I thought you had to go.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: You're throwing me out. Bro.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: No, I would never kick you out.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: Bro. I could go for hours.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: You're throwing me out.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: Look, I got a book to write, okay, The Shepherd, Bro.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: It's not going to write itself.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: You got to write the.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I mean you don't even have a script, a plot,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: a prompt.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: What if I told you the books already done, you
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: could dictate it.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: You should dict that.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's probably little SaaS fans out here who
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: will fucking go to the end of the earth to
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: write down your ideas.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: We'll just get someone else to write it, like I
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: take this down. No, I don't want to do that
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: because it has to be always suck.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: But you never know what they are, like Art of
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: the Deal.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I want to write something myself, personal project,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: self help book with curse words in it.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, those are I mean there's.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Like those five off the shelves.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: And there there's full kiosk. So then at airport it's
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: just all words. That are all books with curse words.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: And the time I read like half of that.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Uh, the the Art not giving a Fu it's like
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: the third highest selling book ever.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good book.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: It beat out the Bible, It's right behind mind.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: Comp But the Koran is still just goaded.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is. You would have loved buying the Koran
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: and one in every hotel. Yeah, unfuck your bitch, unfuck
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: your bitch. Fuck ass could be it though, right, one.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Fucking boss to go fuck as fuck. I guess like
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: your county husband, how to fuck your boss and the
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: ass a book on how to get a fucking raise.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: It's like ten pages.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: But can we But but those ships they sell, they do.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: People only judge batch By covers. Yeah, and nobody reads them.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: You buy it to like look good, you feel good
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: about yourself at the airport.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: We should just call it fuck.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: We're like fuck fuck fuck fuck, yeah, something like that.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck's gotta be taken in same with fun fuck fuck.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: Fuck.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Doesn't matter if the title is taken though, as long
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: as it's better than that one.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: That's true. But like, we just need to find whatever
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: publishing companies. Just giving advice is just such bullshit too.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Now because everyone giving advice doesn't know what they're talking about. Bro,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: a wise man knows, he knows nothing. Write that down,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: and write that one down.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: And that's that's the book, right there. Bro, a wise
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: man knows that his fuck cannot be on the phone.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Exactly, exactly. Put that in a self help book. Yes,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: that's shark tank that sentence fucking one.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: Bro. Alright, let's get the.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's wrap it up, all right, Thanks for listening, guys.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: We'll see you guys next week.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Pia I truly fucking love son of a boy dad listener.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, check out the merchs. We just dropped two
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: new sweatshirts.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah right. Photo shoot tomorrow, photo shoot tomorrow.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Fuck, I forget about that.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Shit you're gonna do.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Bro alright, guys, I do not want them to take
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: pictures of us brow.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Maybe they could draw, hire a model, Oh or just
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: Jake and Tyler. Yeah, yeah, that'd be good.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be good. Like that's what the fucking chainsmokers
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: are doing right now.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: I don't like being the face of the of the
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: merch they're gonna be like, is that what it's gonna
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: look on me?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: On me too?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: Thanks guys. Check out the new merch piece