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Episode #3964 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive August 2000 · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hello, everybody.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another Radio Archive Hour here from the world-famous
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Speaker 2: Radio Hall of Fame Phil Henry Show on our website, philhenryshow.com.
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Speaker 2: Ted Bell joins us, and this is one from August
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Speaker 2: of 2000, as Ted is insisting he has to fly
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Speaker 2: on the Concorde. Now, I think at this point, the
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Speaker 2: Concorde was beginning to have some problems. You know, the Concorde,
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Speaker 2: the hypersonic, I believe is the correct description, aircraft that
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Speaker 2: flew between New York and Paris for a But it
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Speaker 2: had some problems. But Ted doesn't care. He needs to
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Speaker 2: get on that thing. And he explains why he needs
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Speaker 2: to fly in the Concorde, even after German aviation experts
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Speaker 2: called it a flying bomb. Also, we have Rudy Canoza
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Speaker 2: in for a flashback and Bobby Dooley.
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Speaker 1: So check it out. This is an action-packed hour, man.
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Speaker 2: Now, Ted Bell, by the way, is he hanging on
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Speaker 2: the line? Because I know I wanted to talk to
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Speaker 2: him in the office. The leading German aviation expert has
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Speaker 2: called the Concorde a flying time bomb.
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Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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Speaker 2: And compared taking off in one of the aging supersonic
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Speaker 2: jets to a game of roulette. Ted, I know that
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Speaker 2: you disagree with that. Thanks for being with us. Ted
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Speaker 2: Bell is with the.
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Speaker 1: Are you at the office?
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Speaker 3: I'm over at the restaurant right now, Phil.
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Speaker 2: Ted is the owner of Ted's Beverly Hills Steakhouse. He
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Speaker 2: is also a president of the Beverly Hills Automobile Association
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Speaker 2: and does some independent producing, some executive producing of independent films.
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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us.
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Speaker 3: My pleasure, Phil.
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Speaker 2: Okay, did you hear what this guy said, that the Concorde,
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Speaker 2: that he's a German aviation expert, so the Concorde is
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Speaker 2: like a flying time bomb?
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Speaker 3: Phil, I'm going to tell you, I had two... First
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Speaker 3: of all, no, I do not agree with that. And
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Speaker 3: I'm really not interested in talking about that. From this standpoint,
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Speaker 3: the Concorde situation is very difficult in light of the
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Speaker 3: business travel that a lot of us do. If some
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Speaker 3: German doesn't want to get in one, that's fine with me.
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Speaker 3: He doesn't have to get in one. I had two
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Speaker 3: independent films open in Europe last week, one in Prague
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Speaker 3: in the Czech Republic and one in Rome. I missed
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Speaker 3: both because Air France is down. I want to go
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Speaker 3: to Paris, as you know, Phil, because we are opening
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Speaker 3: the TED in Paris. And we are very excited about
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Speaker 3: the TED. It's coming to three big restaurants.
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Speaker 1: Now, for people who don't know what the TED is.
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Speaker 3: That is a drink. It's a cocktail that I originated.
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Speaker 3: It is rum and Coke with a cherry. And we
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Speaker 3: call it the TED. And the TED's going international. And
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Speaker 3: also because we wanted to bring a couple of our
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Speaker 3: innovations having to do with baked potatoes, wrapping the baked potato...
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Speaker 3: in aluminum foil. We are bringing that to Europe, finally.
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Speaker 3: And we were excited about that. I was all set
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Speaker 3: to go. Concorde crashes. All of a sudden, Air France
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Speaker 3: is down. And, you know, I think that, respectfully, we,
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Speaker 3: you know, a week has gone by after the crash.
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Speaker 3: I think we can get back up to schedule on
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Speaker 3: this thing. I don't know what I'm going to do.
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Speaker 3: There's a lot of people in business in this country
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Speaker 3: who don't know what they're going to do I know that,
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Speaker 3: you know, I've had some discussions with you, Phil.
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Speaker 1: Well, hold on for a minute.
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Speaker 2: Air France has grounded their Concorde fleet because they want
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Speaker 2: to check for its safety.
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Speaker 3: I understand that, but how do they expect, what I
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Speaker 3: don't understand is how they expect me to travel, how
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Speaker 3: they expect a Ted Bell to travel, how do they
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Speaker 3: expect a lot of the other people to travel.
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Speaker 1: Well, what about the commercial flights?
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Speaker 3: Okay, I want to just go by this one more time.
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Speaker 3: I do business a certain way. I don't do TWA,
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Speaker 3: all right?
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Speaker 2: I understand that, but why can't you in the time
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Speaker 2: being fly? Are you telling me that every flight you
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Speaker 2: take to Europe is on the Concorde?
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah. I don't understand.
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Speaker 1: So every flight you take on the Concorde?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, every time I go over to Europe, it's on
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Speaker 3: the Concorde. I go to New York via commercial, and
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Speaker 3: then I take the Concorde. I thought your producer told you.
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Speaker 1: No, I didn't know that. So in other words, you
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Speaker 1: only fly to Europe.
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Speaker 3: Phil, I'm Ted Bell. I've got a restaurant. I have
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Speaker 3: so many different things going on. Ted Bell doesn't do
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Speaker 3: commercial airliners, regular commercial airliners to Europe. I just don't
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Speaker 3: do that. Ted Bell flies the Concorde. Now, many of
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Speaker 3: us in the film and the restaurant, the automobile business,
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Speaker 3: the upper echelons of the business world, business has come
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Speaker 3: to a standstill. I'm not making meetings. I am telling you, Phil,
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Speaker 3: that there are.
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Speaker 2: And some of the stuff you need to do is
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Speaker 2: you're introducing the Ted to a few restaurants in Paris.
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Speaker 3: That is correct.
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Speaker 1: And you also want to introduce them to wrapping baked potatoes.
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Speaker 2: In aluminum foil, which you claim is your innovation?
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Speaker 3: I don't make the claim that it is my innovation.
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Speaker 3: We've been using it in restaurants across America. I started
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Speaker 3: doing it at Ted's in Beverly Hills, but everybody started
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Speaker 3: wrapping their baked potatoes in tin foil. And now I
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Speaker 3: want to bring that to Paris. We want to bring
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Speaker 3: a touch of America to Paris. And it just would
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Speaker 3: be exciting. But what we've had to do is push
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Speaker 3: this back by a few weeks. I don't know what's
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Speaker 3: going on.
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Speaker 2: So you're telling me that you cannot introduce the Ted cocktail...
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Speaker 2: Or baked potatoes wrapped in tinfoil in Europe because the
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Speaker 2: Concorde isn't flying.
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Speaker 3: I'm telling you that, and I'm getting from you like
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Speaker 3: you don't understand. What don't you understand?
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Speaker 1: The fact that you will not fly on.
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Speaker 3: I don't do that. I don't do that. Are you
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Speaker 3: telling me I'm going to fly on a regular jet?
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Speaker 1: Well, you're flying a regular jet from L.A.
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Speaker 3: To New York.
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Speaker 1: Why don't you fly a regular.
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Speaker 3: I don't... When I enter Europe... Phil, first of all,
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Speaker 3: I'm Ted Bell. I have Ted's at Beverly Hills.
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Speaker 2: Ted, I know who you are, okay? And I know
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Speaker 2: that you're very, very successful. Hold on for a minute.
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Speaker 2: I've got a technical problem here. It's the second time
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Speaker 2: I've lost my headphone. I know that you're a very
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Speaker 2: successful businessman.
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Speaker 3: What? Phil, I do business a certain way because I've
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Speaker 3: got to get there fast, all right? I can't wait
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Speaker 3: around for a nine-hour flight. I can't wait around for
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Speaker 3: a seven-hour flight. I've got to sit in LaGuardia or
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Speaker 3: sit at JFK. I got to get there. I go.
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Speaker 3: I stick and move. You remember Muhammad Ali, the great fighter?
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Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
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Speaker 3: Okay, they used to talk about Muhammad sticking and moving,
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Speaker 3: stick and move. That's what I do in business. I
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Speaker 3: stick and move. I get in. I get out. I
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Speaker 3: go over to Paris. Here's a big potato. Here's some foil.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead, throw it in an oven. Here's the Ted.
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Speaker 3: Get out of here. I get on a plane. I'm gone.
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Speaker 3: I'm gone. I don't fool around. And because I do
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Speaker 3: not have the Air France Concorde option, business has slowed
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Speaker 3: down for Ted Bell as it has slowed down for
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Speaker 3: a lot of things, okay? Let me explain it one
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Speaker 3: more time so you got it, okay, Phil?
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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, I'm hearing.
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Speaker 3: Let me just explain it. Ted Bell does the Concorde,
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Speaker 3: and I don't sit in any airplane for nine or
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Speaker 3: ten hours. The Concorde is there for us who have
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Speaker 3: made our way in business and we don't do TWA.
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Speaker 3: I don't do that, okay?
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean.
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Speaker 3: Phil, what I'd like you to do And the reason
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Speaker 3: I did... Did you talk to Mike?
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Speaker 1: I talked to Mike before we went on the air.
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Speaker 3: Because I thought it would be an interesting thing to
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Speaker 3: do for your listeners, those people who don't know what
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Speaker 3: it's like to fly in a Concorde and probably never will.
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Speaker 3: They can live vicariously through me a little bit.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Because I want you to give me a hand. I
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Speaker 3: need to get some pressure to bear here.
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Speaker 1: Okay. What it is, folks, is an unusual request from Ted, Mr.
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Speaker 3: Bell, to....
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Speaker 1: Hold on for just a second.
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Speaker 2: To place a phone call, you want me to place
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Speaker 2: a phone call, Ted, to Air France.
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Speaker 1: Is that right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I want you to use whatever power the
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Speaker 3: media has. And in our society, I think we have seen,
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Speaker 3: especially with the Republican convention, the power the media has. See,
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Speaker 3: I don't do regular seven-hour flights. I do the Concorde.
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Speaker 1: You want me to call Air France?
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Speaker 3: I want you just to bring a little pressure to bear,
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Speaker 3: because I'm not going to do the... Ted Bell doesn't do...
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Speaker 3: seven hours out of New York. Ted Bell does the Concord.
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Speaker 3: And the reason why Ted Bell's got to do three hours,
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Speaker 3: I've got to get into Paris, drop off baked potatoes
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Speaker 3: and tinfoil and a supply of Ted drink mix, and
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Speaker 3: then get out.
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Speaker 1: Now, wait a minute.
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Speaker 2: Are you flying, you're going to fly into Paris with
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Speaker 2: Ted's drink mix? I thought Ted is rum and Coke.
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Speaker 3: That's right. But, you know, what we do is we've
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Speaker 3: got to, We just give a drink mix that's got
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Speaker 3: a little bit of sugar in it.
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Speaker 1: But you need to use rum and coke.
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Speaker 3: That's right.
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Speaker 1: All right, hold on for a minute. Is this the number, Mike?
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Speaker 1: Would you call it?
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Speaker 2: Mike Schaefer, my producer, has an Air France number. Now,
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Speaker 2: I will tell you that I'm not going to put
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Speaker 2: whoever I talk to on Air France on the air,
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Speaker 2: because I have to get their consent, and I'm not
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Speaker 2: going to.
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Speaker 3: Just tell them, Phil, that I'm Ted Bell.
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Speaker 2: All right, hold on for a minute, because it's ringing. Hi,
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Speaker 2: is this Air France?
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Speaker 1: Yes. Is this reservations, please? Reservations. Yeah, I'm sorry. This
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Speaker 1: is voicemail or whatever it is, Mike. Yes, hello?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: I had a question about your Concord service to Paris.
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Speaker 1: Out of New York.
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Speaker 3: Tell him that I need it on the 14th. Wait
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Speaker 3: a minute. What?
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Speaker 1: Do you have Concord service?
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Speaker 3: Tell him I need it on the 14th.
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Speaker 1: I can hear you, Ted. Hold on. You have Concord
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Speaker 1: service on the 14th? August 14th. Do you have Concord?
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Speaker 1: That's not confirmed yet?
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Speaker 3: Tell him that I've got business, okay?
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Speaker 1: Ted, hold on.
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I have a friend who has important business in Paris
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Speaker 2: for the week of the 14th.
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Speaker 1: He is a restaurateur and.
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Speaker 3: Just tell him who I am.
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Speaker 1: Well, hold on. Not a chance?
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Speaker 3: Tell him what I invented.
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Speaker 2: He invented the Ted cocktail. That doesn't mean anything to you.
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Speaker 2: Do you have any Concorde service to Paris on the 14th?
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Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 2: I appreciate that very much. Thank you very much.
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Speaker 3: What happened?
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Speaker 2: No, the fleet is grounded, and they can't guarantee that
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Speaker 2: they're going to have, they'll announce.
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Speaker 3: Phil, call them back and tell them who I am.
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Speaker 3: You didn't say who I was, okay? I'm Ted Bell,
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Speaker 3: and I need for.
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Speaker 1: Okay, call them back.
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Speaker 3: Phil, what I'm trying to do is give your audience
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Speaker 3: a glimpse into supersonic air travel, what it would be
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Speaker 3: like to be Ted Bell flying to Paris and introducing
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Speaker 3: the Parisians to baked potatoes wrapped in tinfoil and a Ted.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what a great.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to fly all the way to Paris, man,
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Speaker 2: and have a rum and coke and a baked potato.
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Speaker 3: Oh, come on, Phil. You know exactly what I'm... Hold
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Speaker 3: on a minute.
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Speaker 1: We've got Air France's here.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, hold on.
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Speaker 1: Could I have reservations?
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Speaker 3: And we put the maraschino cherry... In the tent, I know.
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Speaker 1: Hi, is this Air France?
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Speaker 3: Hi.
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Speaker 1: May I ask you a question, mademoiselle? Parlez-vous English?
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Speaker 2: Okay, could I have somebody who speaks English, please?
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Speaker 3: What are you calling, Paris?
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Speaker 1: No, this is like Los Angeles, I think. Hi, Air France.
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Speaker 3: Hi.
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Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question? Do you have Concorde
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Speaker 2: service to Paris out of New York on the 14th?
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Speaker 3: Tell him who I am.
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Speaker 1: You do not.
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Speaker 2: Ma'am, I am calling on behalf of a friend of mine,
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Speaker 2: Ted Bell. Yeah, he owns Ted's at Beverly Hills Steakhouse.
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Speaker 2: He needs to get to Paris.
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Speaker 3: Tell him what it's for.
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Speaker 2: He's introducing baked potatoes wrapped in tinfoil to France, and
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Speaker 2: he's also introducing the Ted.
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Speaker 1: Ted Bell. B-E-L-L.
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Speaker 3: Tell them why I'm over there.
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Speaker 2: I told her it's to introduce the Ted in Baked Potatoes.
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Speaker 1: You don't, it doesn't ring a bell?
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Speaker 3: I beg your pardon?
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Speaker 2: Hold on, she says it doesn't ring a bell. I'm
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Speaker 2: sorry to bother you. Okay, thank you. They don't care.
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Speaker 1: They've never heard of you.
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Speaker 3: Okay, you know something that really tightens my jaws? You
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Speaker 3: know something? I'm really angry.
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Speaker 1: Ted, you can't expect every reservation agent to know.
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Speaker 3: It really, really makes me angry when I spend the
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Speaker 3: kind of money that I do. I give Ted Bell
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Speaker 3: flies Air France. And for them not to recognize who
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Speaker 3: I am, you know something? No wonder they crashed.
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Speaker 1: Okay, now that's way out of line.
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Speaker 3: No, no, it's not way out of line. No wonder
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Speaker 3: they crashed. They're too busy not knowing who Ted Bell
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Speaker 3: is to pay attention to putting fuel or whatever. I
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Speaker 3: don't know what happened, but if they didn't know who
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Speaker 3: I am.
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Speaker 1: That's why they crashed, because they don't know Ted Bell.
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Speaker 3: No, it's an indication of the kind of service. I'm really.
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Speaker 1: I've got to take a break, okay?
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Speaker 3: Well, I really tightened my jaws.
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Speaker 1: I have to take a break. Hold on, all right? 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: Thanks for getting those numbers for me, Mike. He is
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Speaker 2: upset because they're not the Concorde. The Air France Concordes
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Speaker 2: are grounded until they know what's going on. Ted's got
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Speaker 2: to get over to two things he's doing in Paris.
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Speaker 2: He's introducing the Ted, which is a rum and Coke cocktail.
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Speaker 2: And apparently they don't cook baked potatoes in Paris yet.
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Speaker 2: They don't know anything about wrapping tinfoil around baked potatoes.
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Speaker 4: Do that.
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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 3: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: Phil Hendry with restaurateur Ted Bell. who wants the Concorde
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Speaker 2: up and running. You only fly to Europe on the Concorde.
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Speaker 3: Yes. I don't know why that's such a difficult thing.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's because you say you want the Concorde up
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Speaker 2: and running. You'll only fly to Europe on the Concorde.
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Speaker 3: I've got to get in and out of there, Phil.
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Speaker 3: It's a three-hour flight out of New York to Paris.
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Speaker 3: It's actually about, from New York to Paris, probably more like, yeah,
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Speaker 3: three and a half hours. And I will tell you something. No,
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Speaker 3: I'm not going to do some regular TWA flight. I
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Speaker 3: don't do that. And what I need to do is
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Speaker 3: get in there. I've got the TEDx.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know all about the Ted. We have a call,
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Speaker 2: in fact, from Newtown Square. I think is it Newtown Square, ma'am?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Pennsylvania.
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Speaker 3: That's right.
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Speaker 1: Have you been drinking rum and coke?
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Speaker 5: You got that right. Well, I have since I'm 21,
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Speaker 5: but my parents have been drinking rum and coke for years.
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Speaker 3: I invented the rum and coke.
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Speaker 5: You did not.
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Speaker 3: Ma'am, it's called the Ted.
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Speaker 5: I don't give a hoot if it's called the Elizabeth.
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Speaker 5: It's still a rum and coke.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a rum and coke called the Ted.
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Speaker 5: But you didn't invent it.
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm introducing it to Paris this month, and the
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Speaker 3: Concord is grounded. God, you know something? I can't believe
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Speaker 3: that these.
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Speaker 2: You've been drinking the rum and coke since, well, you're 21,
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Speaker 2: so since, say, you're about eight?
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 3: How long have you been.
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Speaker 5: If you would be gracious enough to listen, I said,
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Speaker 5: my parents are hysterical. They've been drinking rum and coke, not.
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Speaker 6: Constantly, but.
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Speaker 3: Have your parents been to California, dear?
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Speaker 7: Of course.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so the chances are that they had a Ted.
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Speaker 3: They had a Ted in my restaurant.
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Speaker 5: No, they didn't, my dear. They've never had a Ted
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Speaker 5: in California.
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Speaker 3: Well, they had a Ted. If they've been to California. Oh,
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Speaker 3: I see. They've never had a rum and coke in California.
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Speaker 8: No, they didn't.
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Speaker 1: Okay, thanks for your call.
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Speaker 2: Here is Woodland Hills, California on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 3: Hello. They never had a Ted.
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Speaker 8: Ted, you're an elitist.
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Speaker 3: I've never heard of Ted Bell.
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Speaker 8: I live in Los Angeles.
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Speaker 3: Ted's at Beverly Hills. Everybody knows it. And you are
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Speaker 3: a bore. No, Ted's at Beverly Hills.
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Speaker 7: And you're a bore.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you're a bore if you've never been to
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Speaker 3: my restaurant. Okay? And I'm sorry if you can't afford
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Speaker 3: to fly the Concorde.
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Speaker 2: That is of Beverly Hills, which is in Beverly Hills,
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Speaker 2: and you're on your way over to fly the Concorde.
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Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to fly the Concorde now because
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Speaker 3: of the fact that those people have decided that they've
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Speaker 3: grounded the jet.
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Speaker 2: Well, we tried to call. They never heard of you,
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Speaker 2: all right? They have never heard of your restaurant, and
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Speaker 2: they've never heard of your drink, and they've never heard
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Speaker 2: of you. So what do you.
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Speaker 1: Want me to do?
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to tell you something right now, Phil.
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Speaker 3: That's why Air France is probably never going to fly
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Speaker 3: the Concorde again, and they're probably going to have more crashes.
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Speaker 2: More crashes because they don't know you already went down
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Speaker 2: this road with me. More crashes, huh? Because they don't
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Speaker 2: know who you are.
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Speaker 3: Well, the fact of the matter is some of us
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Speaker 3: only fly the Concorde.
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Speaker 1: How much is it to fly the Concorde? What is it,
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Speaker 1: like 10 Gs?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that? So?
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Speaker 1: So?
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Is that bothering you? It's like that last broad
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Speaker 3: I just called. She doesn't know from a Concorde. She
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Speaker 3: doesn't know from a good restaurant. She's up in Woodland Hills,
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Speaker 3: all right? She's riding her horse. You know, she's out
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Speaker 3: there on the horse trail. You guys don't know what
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Speaker 3: good living is. Good living, Phil, is a tad of
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Speaker 3: good steak.
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Speaker 2: And a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil, I know, which
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Speaker 2: you are introducing to the people of Paris, France.
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Speaker 1: All right, well, I will tell you this much, Ted.
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Speaker 2: As far as the Concorde, I can't get Air France
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Speaker 2: to put that thing up on August the 14th.
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Speaker 1: You're going to have to fend for yourself, okay?
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Speaker 3: Well, I don't think you tried hard enough.
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Speaker 1: You heard me.
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Speaker 2: I was on the phone with them. Those guys don't
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Speaker 2: care about you, and they don't care about your needs.
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Speaker 3: Well, you know something, Phil? I find it very disappointing.
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Speaker 2: You may find it very disappointing, but the fact is
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Speaker 2: they don't care about your needs.
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Speaker 3: You're going to be hearing from me.
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Speaker 1: Great. You call me up and let me know that you,
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Speaker 1: you know.
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Speaker 2: I tell you what, I'm going to come over to
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Speaker 2: your restaurant tonight, Ted, before you leave for Europe on
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Speaker 2: whatever magic carpet you're able.
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Speaker 1: To rent, and I'll have myself a Ted.
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Speaker 2: It's the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 1: All right, here's Tampa on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 3: Hello.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, hi.
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Speaker 1: First of all.
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Speaker 6: You have no medical knowledge. There are thousands and millions
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Speaker 6: of celibates in the world that are doing quite well.
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Speaker 3: They're backed up.
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Speaker 6: And at 80 years, am I on the air?
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Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am, you are. Rudy, I would appreciate it if
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Speaker 1: you let the lady finish.
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to say that these men are backed up.
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Speaker 7: Oh, I'm so angry at him.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 6: I think he's so outrageously ignorant.
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Speaker 3: No, ma'am, I am trying to save the life of
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Speaker 3: a beloved man. Oh!
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Speaker 6: Why don't you go save your own life and learn
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Speaker 6: some medical knowledge before you start talking the way you are?
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Speaker 6: You know absolutely nothing.
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Speaker 3: You are not the doctor. Hmm? You are not the doctor.
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Speaker 6: I'm an RN, and I've been a geriatric nurse for
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Speaker 6: 30 years, and I know.
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Speaker 3: So, you have been in a room late at night.
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Speaker 6: And I was in the conference 21 years in celibate
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Speaker 6: before I got married.
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Speaker 3: No wonder you are like you are. You are pruned
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Speaker 3: up and you are dried up.
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Speaker 6: You have problems that I'm like I am.
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Speaker 3: You're all angry.
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Speaker 6: I have two wonderful kids.
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Speaker 3: You're angry.
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Speaker 6: A grandchild. I'm very angry at you.
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Speaker 3: You're filled with anger.
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Speaker 6: I'm angry at you.
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Speaker 3: I am saying to you, as a registered nurse, I'm
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Speaker 3: sure you know what AstroGlide is. Yeah, but listen, I'm
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Speaker 3: going to tell you. You know what AstroGlide is, right?
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Speaker 6: You need to get your act together, and I don't.
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Speaker 3: Want to talk any further than you. I have got
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Speaker 3: my act together. I think you ought to get off
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Speaker 3: the air. Training, import, export, business.
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Speaker 6: People don't even need to hear.
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Speaker 3: Any more of your nonsense.
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Speaker 6: The pump is backed up.
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Speaker 2: You know, you're saying that the Pope is backed up,
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Speaker 2: and this lady said there is no medical basis in that, okay?
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Speaker 1: The fact that you can be celibate for... How long
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Speaker 1: were you celibate, ma'am?
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Speaker 6: May 21st. I entered the convent at 16 and left
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Speaker 6: at 36.
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Speaker 3: And you left why? Because you were backed up. Listen
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Speaker 3: to the language of this woman. Yeah. You were in
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Speaker 3: the convent.
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Speaker 6: That's just what it is.
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Speaker 3: But you were in the convent for 21 years.
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Speaker 6: Oh, but you're so holy, you go to Mass every
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Speaker 6: other day.
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Speaker 3: I go to Mass every day.
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Speaker 6: You want to talk to a priest about this.
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Speaker 3: I take communion. I am saying that you were in
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Speaker 3: the convent for 21 years, and you got out. And why?
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Speaker 3: Because your pipes need cleaning.
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Speaker 6: No, ma'am. That is not why I left.
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Speaker 3: I left.
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Speaker 6: I gave enough years to the church. And I left
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Speaker 6: for other reasons.
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Speaker 3: Not for that. You can go to hell. You can
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Speaker 3: go to hell for leaving the convent. You know that,
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Speaker 3: don't you?
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Speaker 6: Oh, you're full of it.
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Speaker 3: No, you can't. You can go to hell because you
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Speaker 3: lied to God.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, you lied to Father.
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Speaker 6: Don't forget that, sir.
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Speaker 3: You got divorced from Jesus.
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Speaker 6: I'm not going to go to hell. I've done more good.
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Speaker 3: Outside the convent than I did in the convent. You
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Speaker 3: are the bride of Jesus and you divorced him.
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Speaker 6: I took care of my patients with love.
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Speaker 3: You're going to go to hell.
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Speaker 1: Echo Park on the Phil Henry Show. Hello.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, hi.
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Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 3: Hi.
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Speaker 4: My name is Angela, and I'm just... I'm so completely
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Speaker 4: horrified by this woman who... you know, instead of being interested, Bobby, darling,
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Speaker 4: you need mental health care.
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Speaker 8: Why? Because I love my children?
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Speaker 7: Because I love my children.
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Speaker 4: Instead of trying to make your children into a miniature
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Speaker 4: has-been group, you You don't even know what it is
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Speaker 4: that they're good at. You're worried about them embarrassing you
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Speaker 4: in gellisons of all the places. Ma'am, the most important
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Speaker 4: thing for you to be doing for them.
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Speaker 7: I don't understand.
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Speaker 1: Listen to this lady. She's making some good points. Go ahead, ma'am.
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Speaker 4: The most important thing for you to be doing for
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Speaker 4: them is to not be sitting them in front of
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Speaker 4: a PlayStation, encouraging them to read, encouraging them to write,
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Speaker 4: encouraging whatever athletic abilities they have. If they had a
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Speaker 4: weight problem, get them in a pool.
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Speaker 7: Well, they don't have the weight problem anymore, thanks to Herbalife.
20:52
Speaker 7: Get them playing baseball, soccer. No, we can't do that.
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Speaker 8: When some kind of athletic activity can raise their.
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Speaker 4: Metabolism so that they can lose weight naturally, encourage them
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Speaker 4: to be the best, most productive kids that they can
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Speaker 4: be instead.
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Speaker 7: Of being future candidates for some psychiatrist's children through college. What?
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Speaker 7: You heard me.
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Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
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Speaker 1: What did you say? I heard something about inner-city children.
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Speaker 7: I didn't do anything.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: You said something about inner-city children. What was it?
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Speaker 7: I don't know what you're talking about. All I'm saying is.
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Speaker 4: She is ashamed to repeat it, Phil.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 4: She is ashamed to repeat it.
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Speaker 7: No, I didn't say... I'm saying that.
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Speaker 1: I heard inner-city children and black people. Now, what did
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Speaker 1: you say?
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Speaker 7: I was simply saying that when I looked down at
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Speaker 7: Seth when he was born and he looked like a
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Speaker 7: little ball, he was a fat little ball of flesh,
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Speaker 7: and it took every ounce of strength in me not
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Speaker 7: to push a hand towel into his mouth.
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 7: Are you kidding me? Are you serious?
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Speaker 4: Are you serious? You need to be locked away from
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Speaker 4: your children.
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Speaker 8: My God, how could you say something like that?
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Speaker 7: I love my children. How dare you?
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Speaker 3: Well, wait a minute. How dare you?
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Speaker 7: How dare you say that?
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Speaker 1: Wait a second. You're the one that said you wanted
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Speaker 1: to put a hand towel in his mouth.
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Speaker 7: He was a little ball of flesh. So he's a baby.
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Speaker 7: He was a ball of fat. He is that flesh.
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Speaker 7: He was a ball of fat.
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Speaker 8: Okay, look, if in fact you claim to be.
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Speaker 4: A Christian, don't you believe that if God.
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Speaker 8: Meant for him to be born some kind.
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Speaker 4: Of a skinny worm-looking thing, he would have looked like that?
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Speaker 7: You know something?
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Speaker 3: I was in such pain.
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Speaker 4: Babies are born like that.
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Speaker 7: God gives them a reserve of fat for a reason.
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Speaker 7: What is your name? What's your name?
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Speaker 4: My name is Angela.
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Speaker 7: Angela, I'm Bobby. I was in such pain when I
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Speaker 7: looked down at Seth. Bobby, honey. I wanted to pinch
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Speaker 7: his nose off and shove a towel down his throat.
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Speaker 7: Just like I said before, Bobby.
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Speaker 4: You need mental health care.
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Speaker 3: Why?
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Speaker 7: I'm so happy now. I wanted to put a clothespin
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Speaker 7: on his nose. I really did.
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Speaker 4: You need to put a clothespin on your own nose.
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Speaker 7: Oh, that's nice. What would that do?
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Speaker 3: What'd she say?
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Speaker 7: She said I should put a clothespin on my own nose.
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Speaker 3: Who are you to talk that way to my wife?
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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, is that your husband?
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Speaker 7: It's my husband.
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Speaker 3: You can't talk to my wife that way.
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Speaker 4: I most certainly can, and I just did.
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Speaker 3: Why'd you put clothespins on your own nose?
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Speaker 4: Because I'm not threatening to kill my three children by
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Speaker 4: putting a pillow over their faces because they were chubby.
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Speaker 7: I only put clothespins... I was only thinking... Whatever. You know,
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Speaker 7: the only time I ever put clothespins on anything were
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Speaker 7: on my husband's nipples, and that's seriously, you know? And
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Speaker 7: to think about doing that to your own child, you
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Speaker 7: worry about yourself. Yes, you do.
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Speaker 3: You're right, Angela.
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Speaker 7: Now she's laughing at me.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Angela, thank you for your call. Phil Henry, flashback there.
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