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31 - S2 Ep6 - Big Daddy's Little Lady · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Hey, come here, you can win. Put the button.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those machines that talk in Vegas are very weird.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I know you want my money, but god damn,
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  Speaker 3: buy me a drink first, right.
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  Speaker 2: Soon the prostitutes will be like that, you can push
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  Speaker 2: my button.
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  Speaker 3: I got smacked by a nuts smacked. But I was
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  Speaker 3: sitting at the bar with my ex not Maggs at
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  Speaker 3: the time. But it's bar in Vegas and we're watching
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  Speaker 3: a band play and we're playing the slot machines in
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  Speaker 3: front of us at the bar, and this chick with
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  Speaker 3: two dudes shows up and her and I start chatting,
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  Speaker 3: and finally I'm like, oh, who are you here with?
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  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm with two guys. We're gonna be going
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  Speaker 3: upstairs ba ba blah blah blah. And finally the way
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  Speaker 3: she's talking clicks, and I look over at Scott and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I think she's a hooker. So I started
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  Speaker 3: talking to her more like I gotta know about this,
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  Speaker 3: and then finally like she's telling me what I got time,
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  Speaker 3: she's got a hot Then finally she's like, who are
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  Speaker 3: you who were with? Oh, I'm here with my boyfriend. Wait,
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  Speaker 3: your real boyfriend. I'm like yeah, like a real boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's sap and I'm like, the hooker's
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  Speaker 3: hitting me. What do I do? Like?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I asked the pimp for a refund. I don't
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  Speaker 2: like this.
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  Speaker 3: I thought the pimps hit, not you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. On the Luni is part of the Odd Pods
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  Speaker 2: media network.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's touching story of you mating a working girl.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that's where it started.
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  Speaker 2: Let's introduce our guest here eron.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey people, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: How's it going? It's a podcast?
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  Speaker 3: Up with it?
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  Speaker 1: We were recording already good.
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  Speaker 2: It came out strong with a good story though great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so my friends that is friends with hookers. The hitter.
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  Speaker 1: She is here because she has known me for a
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  Speaker 1: very fucking long time and she is three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty eight days younger than me, and it counts, and
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  Speaker 1: it counts for one week. I make all the old
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  Speaker 1: jokes possible to her every year facts without further ado.
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  Speaker 1: It is well. I call her Purdle. She calls herself
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  Speaker 1: Trixy Renee. She also goes by Kristen Purdle, but here
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  Speaker 1: she is Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody also mug Yeah she I feel like Aaron is
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  Speaker 3: already questioning her life choices of asking me to be
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  Speaker 3: here loving not at.
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  Speaker 2: All, since we already have a Chris and we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: call you pertle to keep things less confusing, especially during
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  Speaker 2: the quiz.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, during the quiz.
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  Speaker 3: That's gonna be a toughie. Oh and for everyone else,
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  Speaker 3: this is a CJ.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, her adorable dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw Abby a moment ago too. Producer she Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I know she's producing. Man, she's just walking up that
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  Speaker 3: she's good that ladder. Yeah, she is like the puppa
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  Speaker 3: ball trades.
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  Speaker 1: She does everything, but she's like a thousand.
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  Speaker 3: So I was gonna ask how old is she? Because
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  Speaker 3: like I think back, I remember Lucy and other Perenny
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  Speaker 3: but yeah and Martini Tini yep. And so now I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: so she's actually outlived all of them by fifty years
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  Speaker 3: at least, right.
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  Speaker 1: I think?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I've been together with this dog
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  Speaker 1: for like forty five years, which is about how old
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to be. So that checks out. No, she's
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  Speaker 1: fifteen and a half.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, the second guest in a row that's been like
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  Speaker 2: your dog's still alive? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait, wait till you meet more people from my past.
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  Speaker 3: But speaking of things that want to cut her open
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  Speaker 3: and wear like a suit, I'm pretty sure Abby might
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  Speaker 3: do that as well. Like there might be a day
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  Speaker 3: when Abby disappears and I'm actually gonna look Aaron and
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  Speaker 3: be like, let me see your eyes what's behind there?
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  Speaker 3: Because it might be Abby.
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  Speaker 1: I have a very different feeling on that. I think
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  Speaker 1: Abby would like consume a small piece of meat before
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  Speaker 1: because she wants a little bit of me inside her forever.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's different.
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't you want to eat you?
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  Speaker 4: It's yeah, with one too, though, it'll take her a while.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to eat something soft.
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  Speaker 3: She's gonna give you such a good gummy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't have posable thumbs, guys, so she'll literally
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  Speaker 1: be trapped in here until someone realizes I'm dead. So
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  Speaker 1: I think there's some time time to work her way
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  Speaker 1: through one too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look, she can eat a hard biscuit still if there's if.
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  Speaker 2: Is strong with that can give her a lot of
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  Speaker 2: water with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she she now has like a water bowl finally,
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  Speaker 1: Like I've taught her at fifteen and a half that
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  Speaker 1: she won't drown. Congratulations heavy, Yeah, she'll still come and
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  Speaker 1: tap me and be like, see me, where is my
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  Speaker 1: little cup? So even though she just went and took
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  Speaker 1: a sip of her water right now, I definitely have
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  Speaker 1: a full cup of water on the podcasting table in
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  Speaker 1: the craft room, on the bedroom. In the bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, always always ready for the girl. Yeah, she's trained you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she has just watching CJJ is interested in.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, can I see j You're a pretty girl?
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  Speaker 2: And she like a poodle?
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  Speaker 3: What is she? Golden doodle?
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  Speaker 2: Golden?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Is he's coming right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? She she never barks and like does what she's
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  Speaker 3: told it is? I know?
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  Speaker 2: Did you give her rubs?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly? It's the deep kisses with the searing eye contact.
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  Speaker 1: I love you, Abby, Abby will if I try to
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  Speaker 1: stop her from kissing me, sometimes she will take her
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  Speaker 1: paw and like curl her little pad toes and like
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  Speaker 1: push my face and I'm like the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 1: No means no, Abby.
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  Speaker 3: She's our forty seven no's and yes, yes, what episodes
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  Speaker 3: are we watching? I was gonna queue up.
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  Speaker 1: Well as you know you're here this week and we've
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  Speaker 1: graciously asked you to come back next week as well.
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  Speaker 1: What so this week's episode that we'll be watching is
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  Speaker 1: really Gina's job to introduce.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hi jo, Oh yeah we should? Who else is here? High?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm Gina.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna be watching Big Daddy's Little Lady this week,
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  Speaker 2: Family Affair next week. When we're done chit chatting, we
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  Speaker 2: can get into the meat of it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh do you like meat?
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: I know wes is going to be pissed because she
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: was desperate to watch Big Dadd's Lady.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Wes So I did her? No, I
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: know she's not meant Leslie. So Weslie is my friend.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: She's on the local news up here. She's like a
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: morning anchor, and then she has her own link slightly
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: later in the day show as well that she does
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: for the same station. And we met doing the Alzheimer's
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: Association thing. My parents basically forced me to be her
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  Speaker 1: friend because they saw her on TV and we're like,
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: she seems fun and she's from Orange County and I
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: was like, okay. So that's how I met her, was
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: through the Alzheimer's walk.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: Pushed together, now kiss and so now we're.
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  Speaker 1: Now now we're friends. So she came and she did
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: the show and she was mad. She was so mad.
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: She wasn't going to be able to start like, what
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: is this giant show just swooped down on my balcony
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: and I, well, no, but it was a giant crow.
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: I just saw this like black mask coming out my window,
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  Speaker 1: very frightening.
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: Guys, it was death.
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  Speaker 5: It was They were like, you pushed your luck last night,
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  Speaker 5: first door, first.
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  Speaker 2: As you die opened.
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  Speaker 1: The Oh my god, anyway, Jesus Christ. What was I
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  Speaker 1: saying the crowd?
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  Speaker 4: How you met us?
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  Speaker 1: Wes?
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  Speaker 2: And she.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, so Wes saw but the next episode was
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: going to be and was like, no, want to do it.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: So I reached out to her and I said, hey,
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: you know, if you get a chance, watch it. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that she had a chance because she's
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: at like a family wedding thing this weekend, but I
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: did give her the opportunity so she may call in
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  Speaker 1: with her.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: Like review of Oh, that'd be awesome episode.
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  Speaker 1: And I do want to say without no spoilers. I
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  Speaker 1: want to say because I have to watch it to
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  Speaker 1: write the quiz no spoilers. This is one of my
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: like top ten episodes and it has almost nothing to
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: do with Big, Like why I love this one has
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: almost nothing to do with Big daddy. I love it
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  Speaker 1: for other like little subplots that are happening. Oh much, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: I'll look forward to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So how does this all work? What are we doing?
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: What is this? I went in this blind like why study?
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: Why ask question beforehand? When I can make it awkward
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  Speaker 3: for everyone?
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna we're going to pause the show in
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. We're going to watch the show together
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: and we're going to come back and Aaron's going to
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  Speaker 2: give us a quit. We're going to pick who is
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: going to be the villain of the episode, and Aaron's
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  Speaker 2: going to describe how they were the villain creatively.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I can't wait for that.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a little trivia, we'll give our thoughts,
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: and then we get cheesecake.
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  Speaker 3: What oh this is the best part. That's what showed up? Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but Abby cuts the cheesecake with her one tooth
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  Speaker 1: and her paw covered in for yeah, are you cool
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  Speaker 1: with that?
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: I have to say, being around pets all my life,
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: if there isn't for in my food, yea, is it
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  Speaker 3: even worth eating?
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Are you even eating?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: Exactly? You ever opened something sealed and there's somehow has
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: a dog hair in there, and you're.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Like, how did you do that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't taa you wanted this?
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: Well? Do you do you want me to tell you
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  Speaker 2: about this episode?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Please?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Season two, episode six is called Big Daddy's Little Lady.
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  Speaker 2: The original air date was November fifteenth, nineteen eighty six.
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  Speaker 2: This was directed by David Steinberg, written by Russell Marcus. Now,
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: what do you ladies think this episode will be about?
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  Speaker 2: With that title Big Daddy's Little Lady?
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: Big Daddy dating someone?
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's see.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Are you cheating, motherfucker?
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: No, it's I was bringing up the edizide of my
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: Big Daddy's Little Lady. Oh yeah, sometimes it'll well, just
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: says big Father. You know he's coming and has an
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: announcement of my Big Daddy's Little Lady, like, oh, it's
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: either going to be about Blanche or somebody else. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: If we asked you, did you watch a lot of
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: the Golden Girls being Aaron's friend, I'm guessing you have.
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  Speaker 3: I have, And every time I would visit my grandmother
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: in Sun City in her little trailer resort, that's what
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: was always on.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: So uh okay, So you may remember this one.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait to find out because it's been it's
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: been a minute since I've watched any of it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So who do you think the villain will be?
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: You guys, You and Kristin will come to a consensus,
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: the two.
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  Speaker 3: Christians, the Christians will battle it out. The villain is
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: going to be out of the poor ladies? Correct, yes, yes.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Although one time capitalism was chosen.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: The patriarchy is is that the villain? Oh yeah, I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: so not gonna lie. I feel like my two choices
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: are either going to be Rose for Sophia.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: She's freaking out of.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Because I mean fucking savage.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: So are they different beverages?
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: One one might be just without advertising a recovery.
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  Speaker 2: We don't put the.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Energy drink, So energy drink, and I've got some rum
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: soaked strawberries juice chipping in there. Not much, but you
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: know it's it is a Saturday morning, and if you're
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: gonna be on the Lunai, might as well have a
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: cocktail listeners.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: She held up a Rose mug and then a Sophia mug.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: It's the best thing I've ever seen, one, says extra Ande.
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  Speaker 3: So savage.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Is this a set of four you had? Do you
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  Speaker 2: have the other two?
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: It's a set of four. I went looking for the
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: other two, but then I realized, I'm like, you need
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: to go the fuck on zoom and quit looking for this.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Ship's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh get it. It's so extra Like I always,
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: I kind of want it to be Rose because it's
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  Speaker 3: it's amusing if it's Rose. But Sophia, being so savage
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  Speaker 3: as she is, who's I feel like, who's gonna tell
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  Speaker 3: tell off? Daddy? You know what I I I kind
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: of want it to be uh miss uh miss Rose
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: because when the gorgeous Betty White gets angry, and especially
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: if she cusses, it's like angels singing. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: go with Rose. I'm I'm wrong, but I love that bitch.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: So does that work for you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Look, you guys do my job for me a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times.
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  Speaker 3: Is it in the bedroom with the candlestick?
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  Speaker 1: No, but I will wrap it up like I'm fucking
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Colombo later. Don't worry.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Just one more thing, one more question?
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Oh can we also do this with murder? She wrote,
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: because that would be on and b I do have
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: a coffee mug that says I killed them. I killed
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: them all.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll just do a show about any coffee mug
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: you have laying around. Let us know.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call Jeff and ask him to remove all
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: television themed coffee mugs from your house because this sounds
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: like a large project. Oh my god.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on the hook for a while now, ladies.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, by that standards, my peanut butter banana smoothie
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: is in a cop with a Mermaid drawing that I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: did from Peter Pan, So I guess that's our next
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: watch too.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yes, oh your Mermaids. Yes please, we have to.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Wicked. All right, we'll do on the LUNI Presents Wicked.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: We'll do special one off I can.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: We're going we're going to talk about starting our podcast
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: later soon.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: And I am around some ideas.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm into all of the great.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Great, that's good. I have lots of free time. So yeah,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: this sounds like this is gonna.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Twelve minutes a month. Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Fuck, Well, should we jump into the episode.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Three two one class?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Not yet. I'm gonna fucking slap her the first guest
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: to not be invited back the second show.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I loves man, she wants to do.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: No, she's fun. Look I wouldn't have known her this
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: long as she was fun if she wasn't fun.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I have worked on and learned to turn it down.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Apparently this is not one of those moments.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: So no, no, you be you up?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Please?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna go away and you're gonna hear
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: an ad from our sponsor, and then we're gonna come
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  Speaker 2: back having watched the episode.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah is it log action log log for girls?
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  Speaker 2: Yeahs on its head?
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  Speaker 6: Yay, okay, all right, Hey, I'm pantcl Saren.
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• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I love I love it. My friend, my my dear
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  Speaker 1: helpful Yes, podcast.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Be silent do stuff.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: So that was fun. We watched that episode. Great episode, guys,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I want to jump into the quiz. Do we want
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: to chat a little bit? Did definite take notes?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Can we talk about my Yeah? I definitely took notes.
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  Speaker 3: That's why it's well in school. Yeah, not in.
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  Speaker 2: Any kind of uniform way, just all over the place.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucking like how people in the office would sign
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: a birthday card where you'd go all over. It looks
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I went to medical school for a second, so you
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  Speaker 3: can definitely read what I can also read what I wrote. Yeah,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I was. I was not a good note taker in school.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Like I sat up front and participated and then instantly
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: forgot everything I learned when I walked through the door.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: That guys, I'm gonna leave my brain in here for you,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: like a.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Lot of us kids. Yeah, that happened.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: The eighties were wild.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Man, Oh god, all right, Yeah, let's do your quiz. Yea,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: get into it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna ace this shit.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Okay. So just a reminder to our guest. Your name
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: is your buzzer, so.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Please let me finish.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Please let me no, no, no, You're gonna say a hurdle.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: You're gonna say, hurdle, Oh, my name, not my character
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: who I picked for the Big Bad got it right?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're gonna say your name. Please let me finish
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: the question. I will specify it sometimes, just so you know.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: There'll be things where I say, like, Okay, this is
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: going to be finish the line and I'll give you
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the first part of dialogue. You have to give me
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: like the singer, or I'm gonna say two parts. And
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: that's so Kristen doesn't give too much answer because one time.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: She spoiled a question.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I guess you all have kind of done it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: It's easy to do it is.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It's pretty easy to do because my quizzes are oddly specific.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: And so anyway, let's move on.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Here we go. One.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: How much is the prize for the songwriting contest?
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Christine?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, go ahead, Kristin, you got it ten thousand.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: It is someone taking track. I have a new setup today,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: so I'm not I don't have paper in front of me.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: So I always keep track.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Christian's got it okay?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Perfect?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: All right? What does Dorothy say she dabbled in in
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: high school?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I think I don't. I think she was first.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, poetry writing.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: That is correct. What is Rose's reply? And you can paraphrase.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I don't expect to have the exact words on this one.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: What is her reply?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What is I'll Kristin you were first. I also
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: take you first, but it was what is Rose's reply
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: to Dorothy when she says she dabbled in poetry?
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: The tall girls who couldn't get dates were the ones
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: who dabbled in poetry.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, the exact line that was very close. The exact
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: line was she was like, oh, that's nothing to be
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: ashamed of a lot of tall girls. I couldn't dates,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: wrote poetry in high school.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: And then Blanche doubles down the yeah, write poetry. I
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: had dates?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, okay, point to Kristen.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Very attacked by that line. I'm not a tall girl,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: but I didn't have dates.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I had a mix of dates and a mix of uh, theater.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Like when Pearle was like, I did drama, I was like, yes, yes,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: drama is for kids with drama. All right, next up?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: What and I have to have all three? Or you
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: don't get the point. What famous musical partners do the
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: girls list off.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Okay, Simon and garfuone cool?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Is it Holland Oates? And then Sherry and Lamb chop?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: No, let anyone know what the other one was?
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: The third one I didn't get.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to let you have the point,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: because you got two out of three. So first is
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Roger's Hammers Rogers, and then Simon and Garfuncle, and of
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: course Rose comes in with the very famous.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I had the Sherry and Lamb shop.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I knew you would know that I would
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: pick that, so I wanted all three. You got one
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: more so point Kristen on that. This next one also
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: oddly specific. What time on Friday will Big Daddy arrive Kristen? Yes?
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Four pm?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Holy.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Write that one down.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: That was a specific question, right, Oh you think that's specific?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Here comes a two parter. All right, So does some
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: girl math about the perfume she got twenty years ago
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: from Big Daddy on her twenty first birthday? How old
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: does that make her in Blanche's mind? And what is
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Rose's reply? Dah, oh, I don't know. Can I get
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: some help, Pardle Let the guests have it? Yeah?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck yeah, okay, So she was she's.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Forty one, Okay, and.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: And then her fuck Rose's response snarky bitch reply, This.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Is Rose said you can do it, Peardle.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: What did that make you? Oh? Yeah?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: But then when she say after that, yeah, how about
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: we split this one? So the comment yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Kristen, and then we'll just let anyone who wants buzz
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: in for the second purdle. Sorry fuck.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: I remember you look terrible.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: For your Josh, I'll make you forty one. That's terrible
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: for you. It's like she got you there, bitch.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: When you picked Rose, I was like, well done.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I do like reply number one.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I liked it. I wanted you to do well, so
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: you get all right? Next question on the scoreboard, yay,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Who is big Daddy going.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: To marry purdles fast?
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Go ahead?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: The widow spencer Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I wrote that as widow here because I
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: don't think when I was this far into the quiz
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: we had heard Maggie or Margaret Margaret, So I have
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the widows spencer in there, all right.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I wrote that one down too.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Proud of you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. I'm very proud of you. What
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: people don't believe me when I when I tell prospective
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: guests like, Hey, also, you're gonna want paper to take
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: notes because Kristen is like a stone cold killer when
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: it comes to this quiz, like she is so ill.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: That's the only reason I grabbed this.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, Okay, so this one is a finish the line,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: and I do need basically the word in this one.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to say the first part of the line.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: It is kind of obscure, so I apologize in advance.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: But this line made me laugh. Why is everyone around
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: here talking like?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Oh god, damn it?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: What scene was that?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: It was after Mammy Alabama salami? But no, it was
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: after Lamp said like a tack on a hound dog.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I remember that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: It was Dorothy.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Dorothy said that line. Why is everyone around here talking like? Shit?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Slipped my mind?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, did I get to stump? I got
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: a stump?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I think you got it.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: It's Burrel lives, she says around here, which.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, did he say salami and hoot nanny?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I don't the whole episode to that point there were
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: these little like interjected like southernism, like you had the
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: hoot nanny and all that stuff, you had the tack
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: on a hound dog. Blanche said, betwixt did burl ives?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: And was he known for saying that ship? Because I
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: know him as like singing Christmas songs?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Right, I don't know the answer to that.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I don't get this joke.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, but if you did Christmas songs and whatever, like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: he probably had a lot of those rhymes and that
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: were old timeier.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Could if you understand the joke, call one eight hundred
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: on the LUNI.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well send us an email. That's cool too.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Number may not be in service.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: At gmail dot com. Yeah, number may not work. Okay,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: it's time for the next question. Oh my god, who
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: were who are Allie Na Flameyer and Mollie Jane Doe Kristen.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: Yes, the mayor and the artistic director from Saint Olaf.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm that got married.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know specifically what else you're looking for?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, well so you got so.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: They wrote, Hey that's my tractor.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: No, okay, you got one of the points because Ollie
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: was the mayor and the artistic director. But what was
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Molly's job?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Oh she was the hairstylist.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: No manichaist, Yes, okay, that fuck that was You shouldn't
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: even get those.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: We can say as many answers as.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Apparently, just keep guessing until you get it right. Kristen,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: All right, ba what would Mollie do for an extra
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: five dollars? Dude? Yes, buff more than nails. Oh that
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: she remembers. We had to fucking pull some teeth to
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: get the easy and it's fine, it's fine. Point two?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Why was she buff nails? If? What did you guess
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: her first job? Once? Well, at first you're in the salon,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine. Whatever. Okay, how did Dorothy and Rose
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: end up doing in the songwriting contest? Hurdles fast?
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: You can place m Yeah? Yeah, I feel like there's
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: another question, and she lost to that bitch and I
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: can't remember the other bitch's named the one person.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: So the last question is what is the last line
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: of the song. It's the last piece of dialogue we
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: hear before the credits rolled.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I was so excited to sing thank you for being
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: a friend that I forget.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Tina, Yes, is it you've got style?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It is n note taker who won the quiz?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: You even did you have a doubt?
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: You didn't even talk about Sophia when she said in sicily,
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: five dollars should get you a woman, a manicure, cappuccino,
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: and maloney cookie.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I love that because I did too, but I
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: was I started typing that one out and I was like, fuck,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: this is a lot of things, like they're just not
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: gonna remember the whole list. So I didn't do that.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Your nails, I got.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Two of them, of course.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I was in like nineteen twenty two. You can't chill up.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: The fact that she's still the youngest out of all
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: of them is wild to me.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Well, no one's the youngest because they're all dead. But yes,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: she was an old lady makeup so look your face, Kristen.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I love it. She gets so sad. I'm not more band.
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: If Betty White made it one day before hundred, that
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: breaks my heart.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Her.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: She had the perfect exit though, as a true entertainer,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: she left us wanting more.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had something scheduled.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I read an article about Dick Van Dyke recently
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: that said that the only thing that is terrible to
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: him about almost being one hundred is that he's watching
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: all his friends die around him. It was the saddest
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: fucking thing I've ever read. But guess what, guys, we
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: all know there's going to be like an exit plan,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: like what we're going to do to pull Aaron out
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: of her dramatic depression when Abby dies, Because when you
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: lose a spouse of you know, fifteen years, it's hard and.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: It's never gonna happen. She's going to live forever.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: She thinks she's my wife, So now I think she's
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: my wife and I just do it. She's I work
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: so that she enjoys her stay at home wife life.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: But now with Dick Van Dyke, every year he gets
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: older and continues to delight us, I feel like I
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: might take it harder than Betty White if for being honest,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: which is not great to.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Say honest wife just graduated high school.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: So no, they they do have a very She is
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: very young, she's only a couple years older than me.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: But they fell in love on set. She was the
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: makeup person. So it is appropriate topic to this show though,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: because there were a lot of people that were like, oh, yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: you love this magup artist, but like they have the
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: sweetest life. It is really special.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The one I will question is that uh, oh god,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: I forget his name, but he's like the owner of
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: some sports team and he's like seventy something and has
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: a twenty something year old girlfriend and he's like, no,
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: she said she like she didn't even know I had
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: all this money. She just said she really loved my smile,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: and like, you see.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, is that the Patriots coach guy? Yeah?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh Bill Belichick. Belichick first of all, love my
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: nasty sweater I wear.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: O who wear by the way, Yeah, let's talk about that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Who cuts the slaves off a sweater like that? You're
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: either cold or you're not serious.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: The fight vests, but I kind of wanted a sweater too.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really like a vest, but also a hoodie.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna take I'm in a Joey Lawrence
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of my hoodies. Guys. Fuck yeah, well
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: without looking anything like Joey Lawrence. I mean, whoa, whoa.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Watch out for our Blossom podcast next. No, it's many podcast,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: a very special Blossom.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the trivia and then trivia. Well,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it's all take a nap so we can meet back
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: up next week and talk about the next episode.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: That would be nice.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: So, due to Murray Hamilton passing away, September one, which
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: was just two months before this episode aired. Big Daddy's
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: now played by David Wayne. He was on a show
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: called House Calls as the doctor, which I never heard
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: of that show. I don't know if you girls have.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: And then Margaret Spencer was played by Sondra Curry, and
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: she was just a lot of TV guest roles. One
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: in Tuesdies here is like Simon and Simon.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she looked familiar, but I did it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: She was in the Hangover movies. I think she was
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: the mother of the main guy. And I'd like to
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: note that Margaret is just never mentioned again. M like
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: the middle kid on Family Matters. She went upstairs and
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: never read came back.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: But see that was on Family Matters, Cosby and married
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: with children, the Happy Days, Happy Days, al Right, go upstairs,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: never come back? Like, Hey, your character is gonna go
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: upstairs today? No, No, I'm off the show.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Do we get another Big Daddy? I forget? Or do
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: we keep this one? No?
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Because then they're gonna kill him off.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Oh this was the last Okay, I couldn't remember if
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: we saw him again or not.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: The last bit of trivia I had is that Betty
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: White does not know how to play piano, and they
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: added this little clip of her playing piano to the
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: opening credits, So from here on out, there's that little
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: snippet and she can really though. Yes she does the
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: shoulders and the leaning and people people were like, she
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: knows how to play.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's an entertainer, can do everything else.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, you saw her do those flips when that
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: when they do that dance contest. I mean, she's enhomenal.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: That's all I got.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking about obviously she had a stunt double,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: but I was just thinking about her Super Bowl commercial
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: with the Snickers where like, yeah, she gets.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, playing like Petty White out there.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, she does all her own stunts.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: The villain of this episode was chosen for me as
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: normally we do, and you guys all picked Rose, and
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, oh, if you hadn't chosen Rose, it
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: would have been harder. But you were also thinking about Sophia,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: who's kind of also a bit in this episode, so
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: because she's actively trying to recruit dead women's husbands for
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: dating purposes, and that's funny, but.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: She's trying to help them in their time of need comfort.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Them the shoulder to cry on, not.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Make a Martin out of a character. Look, here's the thing.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Rose through shade at Dorothy for being tall and ugly
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: and not having dates. Yes, then she tells Blanche she
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: looks like.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Shit, terrible for your.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Well for forty one, which Blanche took remarkably well. She did,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: she did normally would have been very pissed.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And also she used the word salami, and that
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: really is unforgivable. Unforgivable.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: So who manny is a marginal and I refuse to
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: accept salami?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, salami, it's not oord y'all. Yeah. Really, it was
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: just her, her snark. This episode made her the villain
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: to me because.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Curdle is playing with her Rose mug. Yeah again, she's
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: showing it off. Flick of prices, right, model, It's just.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Hey, you bitch, fine one. I'm so glad that my
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: coffee mugs brought me to the right answer.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I couldn't have made it anybody.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: That the episode where we got the Miami is nice song,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: and that's that's just so classic. That's such a great
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: moment in the history all of the songs.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they're super catchy.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Rose tries to use thrice in a sentence and then
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: does it wrong. It makes it better because she's and
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: then she's like, see there's another words you didn't know
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: when she says betwixt and I'm just I Rose doesn't
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: often get to be like and even when she does,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: it's like not actually smarter than Dorothy. I love it. Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: oh I'll say it thrice. All right, Well, our producer
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: is asleep. But she assures me that the cheesecake is
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: in the what what what's that? Okay? It me Babby. Yes,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry I took a nap, but I just your
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: cheesecake is ready. I cud of it with my with
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: my paw and the plastic knife I use in my
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I put in my mouth.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Oh thank goodness it's plastic, because I would not trust
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Abby with the real knife.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: She probably would cut my I couldn't leave. Yeah, Like
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: my worst fear of horror flick is that, like someone
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: will cut my achilles so I can't get away. And
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I think Abby would do it. I think she'd be
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: She would misery me if she could. She would absolutely.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Work on the podcast Abby Wilkes.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: She did try to cripple Kristen. She she knocked her
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: down the stairs when she came to watch it in France,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: and Kristin has a permanent scar on her leg.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: How did she do that scar?
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: It's just like a numb spot that hasn't quite healed.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: She gave nerve damage.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like three steps from the bottom of
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: the stairs and she went left, and then she changed
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: her mind and pulled the other direction just as my
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: foot was in the air, and it just pulled me.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Oh decides she has to poop. She will make a
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: jackknife to the right when she towards the bottom of
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: the stairs. I don't know when it's gonna happen. But
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I also we play a fun game where I try
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: to race her down the stairs, and even if she's
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: in pain that day, she can't let me win. She can't.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: She will throw herself down like the last two steps,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: just to get in front of me if she has
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: to take me across. So I know, I don't never
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: have enough like slack on the leash that she could
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: pull me because I'm trying to beat her down. So
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: we're kind of even on the steps. But yeah, she
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: does this weird thing where she's like, no, it's she
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: just goes.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Three pound dog.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, made me lose my balance.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: It's like five pounds five.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: But she's wildy, she'll she'll take you out.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: She still numb. My god, I know.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: You know what that's that's what she does. She doesn't
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: leave any marks on the outside. They're on the inside,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: so you can't prove anything.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: She's smart.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she would get away with murder.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Would because everyone's always like, she's so cute and I'll
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: kill yours right, yes, like an accident. Check your cheesecake
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: before you eat it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, don't love you.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: No, I just meant no. I just meant check it
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: for hair. I had to use my pot.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, kids, So purdle, if people would like
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: to reach out, learn more here about your life. You
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: do Burlaskan ship, You entertain people. You used to host
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: that show we don't talk about anymore. In uh, in
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Buda Park? Where can people find you so they can
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: be dazzled by your talents?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: You you play with fire? Right?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: I play with fire. I'll even tie you up if
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: you ask nicely and pay the extra? Can they see
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: the names in the in the zoom box?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Uh? There won't be any video there's no video, they
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: just hear it.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh god, even oh god, damn it.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I thought this episode.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: I thought it was dual platform where they were gonna
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: be like, they can either listen to us or they
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: can see my hilarity in sue because again site gags.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah I didn't.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: That's why I was like, I've shown off my cups
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: so this I.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Wondered why I don't stop doing this?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I wondered why you had makeup on
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: this morning? But then.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Some little it's lipstick and I put on my finest
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: cattan for everyone. I have a I have another one
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: for next week, so I could look like change, right,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I mean you know from episode to episode, like if
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: you're coming back next week, I was gonna be dazzled
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: and be like, oh, like, look at me hanging out
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: on the not No, okay, So now that I know that,
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I can't wait for next week. I wish everyone can
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: see how I'm laying so nonchalantly.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, we're getting.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Definitely not. I was like, oh, I look cool, but
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I won't sound it cool. No, good to know I can.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't have to put on pants for this, and
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: I didn't, so.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, no ants are where can they find you?
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Oh right, that's what we were getting to. You can
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: find me on Instagram at trixy renee t r I
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: x y r E n E for all my burlesque wonders.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: And if you're more into the spicier side, you can
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: find me at miss tricks O C M I s
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: S t r I x O C so you can
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: hear my Siltrey voice and naughty things. And Aaron's gonna
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: be real embarrassed if you hit her up about all
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: these things.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: And yeah, oh no, not at all, but we will
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: put your stuff, We'll put your socials on them.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. And if you want to learn anything about Disney,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I'm also a master uh at that too. Aaron and
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: I are both masters of Disney. But I still run
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: around the park and give good advice on how to
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: get around as fast as possible. Oh yeah, so, uh
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: keep that in mind for ships.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: And giggles, I will.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh that's the other podcast we could do. So
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: we've got the no, we've got the mug characters. What
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: we're gonna do with all of those? And then we
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: can do Disney Blueie like you name it.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: We get it.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: So, Aaron just uh, just everyone planned to be on podcasts,
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: just the eighty.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: HD podcast whatever we're thinking of that week right at
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: sure perfect.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Well, now that we've drawn this out, you know, Miami
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: is nice.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Rice, what's our socials, Kristen?
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: You can reach us across all socials at on Alani
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: pod and you can email us at amalinipod at gmail
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: dot com.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Our show shows, well, we'll see y'all next week.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Kids, get my guys sing you sa