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THE DISCLAIMER: Pool Sharks · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Huracan. Oh, g'day, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter's finally got back to me. She's cat sitting
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  Speaker 1: at the moment. And I like to know she's okay
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  Speaker 1: every day. Oh, yes. She's very generally very good. Took
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  Speaker 1: hours today.
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  Speaker 2: They'll have you worried. So you text every day and say,
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  Speaker 2: you all G?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I say, how are you going? You all good?
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, and I give her a little kiss,
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, all good. How's your day?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: What do you say?
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  Speaker 1: Shit. And then I go into a massive monologue about
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  Speaker 1: how bad my day is.
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  Speaker 3: When in reality, it hasn't been that bad.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But she was playing pool, it would seem. Up to
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  Speaker 1: no good.
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  Speaker 2: Playing pool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's great. It's great.
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  Speaker 2: It's good to have a woman playing pool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: I've always been for it. I know you've always hated it, Jase.
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  Speaker 3: Why is that?
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday it was me terrified of my wife. Today
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  Speaker 1: it's me hating woman playing pool. Is that where we're going?
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  Speaker 1: You're a complex man.
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  Speaker 3: We're just unpacking it.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, it's a parlor game, isn't it, pool?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Billions.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Invented for woman. French Woman.
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  Speaker 1: Was it actually?
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  Speaker 2: We're the only ones that used to play it, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, interesting.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. I bet that fucks you right up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picking Muggy. He played a bit of pool. I
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  Speaker 1: spent a lot of time in pool rooms.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of time. Is there anything better than playing pool,
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  Speaker 2: smoking darts and drinking beers?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. And..
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  Speaker 2: A jukebox.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Those three without the pool, I prefer. Just yarning.
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  Speaker 3: Because I find that if I have to now go
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  Speaker 3: and play pool, I'd rather just be yarning.
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  Speaker 2: No, I love pool. Love pool.
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  Speaker 1: It's good because it never interfered with our yarns.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we could multitask, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but our yarns were good yarns.
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  Speaker 1: So you'd be playing pool and then it'd be like, okay, stop.
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  Speaker 3: And it'll be like, hang on, I'll be back to
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  Speaker 3: you in a sec.
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  Speaker 1: Miscue. Bounce, bounce, bounce off the table. So anyway, feels.
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  Speaker 2: And then it's like, what was I on?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's my favorite thing to say. That's when you know
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  Speaker 2: you're pissed up.
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  Speaker 1: What was I on? Am I littleies or biggies?
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  Speaker 2: And then you'll be like, hang on, man, what do
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  Speaker 2: you think you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's mine.
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  Speaker 2: You can't play pool.
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  Speaker 1: You're a woman. Is that what you used to do?
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  Speaker 1: That's shocking.
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  Speaker 2: What I used to love is somebody saying, coming in,
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  Speaker 2: usually a woman, saying, can I have a shot? Just one.
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  Speaker 2: Can I have a turn?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: This is a game of pool. I'd say yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: And I was just going to say there's always a
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  Speaker 2: mate that was like, yeah, it's all good. It's not
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  Speaker 2: all good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of a game.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm over here dominating. Go for it. Go and put
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  Speaker 2: a coin on the table if you want to have
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  Speaker 2: a shot.
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  Speaker 1: And I've told you, which is a true story, I
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  Speaker 1: had my own queue.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 1: In a little case. But I used to screw up,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: I never took the case, but I would have been very,
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  Speaker 2: very close because I had the screw-up cure as well.
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  Speaker 2: Very fine point on mine. But I used to get
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  Speaker 2: a bit of treatment on the table because we had
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  Speaker 2: a table at home when I was growing up.
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  Speaker 1: So did we.
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  Speaker 2: We had a snooker table. And I used to get
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  Speaker 2: the old fucking crack on the table if things weren't
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  Speaker 2: going Old Miggy's way when he was about 13 or 14.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think it's weird to get the ick for
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to root me? No, not anymore. Oh, good.
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  Speaker 3: Not since the... I've only had it twice. First of all,
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  Speaker 3: knowing that you used to take your own pool cues
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  Speaker 3: to the pool.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: And secondly.
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  Speaker 2: I was 12. Jase was in his 30s.
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  Speaker 3: The OG is the Ugg boots.
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  Speaker 1: 20s.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Do you remember that? Like in the first year.
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  Speaker 2: I remember you hating it.
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  Speaker 3: No, you guys just being like, oh, you know, you
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  Speaker 3: got your Ugg boots on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I just had a look on my face of like, what?
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  Speaker 2: You had a look on your face every day. The
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  Speaker 2: amount of times that Keezy used to roll his eyes,
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  Speaker 2: he just went, ooh.
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  Speaker 3: Because I used to sit here silently, just go, oh.
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  Speaker 2: My God. Just watching two of the best go at it.
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  Speaker 1: Just go. In our uggies. Just taking notes. In our
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  Speaker 1: ugg boots.
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  Speaker 2: Just taking notes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, that's the first thing I do. That's
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  Speaker 1: the first thing I do when I get home, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: What, play pool?
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  Speaker 1: No, is put on my uggies.
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  Speaker 2: Screws his cue together. Your uggies.
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  Speaker 1: I put on my uggies, and then I screw my
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  Speaker 1: tool together.
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  Speaker 2: The old chalk.
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  Speaker 1: How good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. We should have a pro tournament. It's not
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  Speaker 2: the same without the smoking, though, I've got to say.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You guys will smoke me. I don't really play that often.
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  Speaker 2: I don't enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: Why is that? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't play for years.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind darts.
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  Speaker 3: Darts is all G. But even that, I just want
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  Speaker 3: to get on the pitch and watch the footy.
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't do the darts with your asthma, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: I was still with the chicks, man.
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  Speaker 1: What? You shouldn't do the darts with your asthma.
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  Speaker 2: No, throwing darts.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: God, man.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, have you ever heard of the sport darts?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man. You've performed on New Zealand's biggest stage
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  Speaker 2: for darts, Jase.
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  Speaker 1: I used to like playing darts with darts.
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  Speaker 2: What was your nickname?
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  Speaker 1: That was kind of like my signature was I had
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  Speaker 1: a dart up the side of my mouth and I'd
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  Speaker 1: be throwing the darts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 180. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So because Mogi was cool hat Mogi, were you DJ
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  Speaker 3: Hoity J?
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  Speaker 2: Jase the Nuss.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Jase the Nuss.
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  Speaker 2: LAUGHTER So this is when me and Jase played darts
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  Speaker 2: for the tournament thingy that I did at Hamilton. I
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  Speaker 2: came out to you, Luke, you can leave your hat on.
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  Speaker 2: And I was cool hat mogi wearing a fucking uncool hat. And,
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  Speaker 2: Hoity J, you didn't come out to the, oh, Bombay,
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  Speaker 2: what's the time, Mr. Wolf, was it? It certainly wasn't
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  Speaker 2: the vroom.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it was the down, down, down. It
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  Speaker 1: was that.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, and you put.
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  Speaker 3: A hat on backwards and speed dealers on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember that guy, the famous 180 guy, reading
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  Speaker 3: off a piece of paper, and now make some noise
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  Speaker 3: for Jase the Nuss.
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  Speaker 2: And Cool Hat Moggy.
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  Speaker 3: And then like a very small section of the audience.
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  Speaker 2: There were thousands of people there. Way up the back
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  Speaker 2: of the sheet seats.
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  Speaker 3: We're like cracking up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone else, hey.
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  Speaker 2: On that note, I met some people down in Wellington
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  Speaker 2: at that live event. They had called their cat Moggy.
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  Speaker 1: Old Moggy.
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  Speaker 2: Old Moggy. They had to show me photos of their cat.
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  Speaker 2: Old Moggy, though. That's a good name for a cat.
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  Speaker 2: Old Moggy. Old Moggy, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, did you say, nah, Birdshit Chris?
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  Speaker 2: Birdshit Chris is the way to go, man.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That was a goodie, the old darts, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it was like everything, you know, in the pub
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  Speaker 1: when you were playing pool, you could smoke darts in cafes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was the bomb, man. It was the bomb.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy with it not being in cafes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: I think you should be allowed to have. You know, vaping.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. But, yeah, anywhere around food, I suppose, it's all G.
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  Speaker 3: But the problem is if you don't smoke it. Or
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  Speaker 3: even vaping and then you've just got a cloud of
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  Speaker 3: this horrific smelling shit.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, I have to be really careful
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  Speaker 1: in town with my vape because you blow out and
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  Speaker 1: you forget people are behind you and they just get this,
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  Speaker 1: or you blow out in front of you and there's
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  Speaker 1: this huge cloud of vapour.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to be careful when there's people standing behind
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  Speaker 2: you when you launch into like a, Number 10 on
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  Speaker 2: the volume, and you're singing Jolene at the top of
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  Speaker 2: your lungs when people are trying to have a conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's a good song, man.
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  Speaker 2: It is a good song.
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  Speaker 3: You've done that to me before.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not apologising for that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not asking you to. I'm just saying you've
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  Speaker 2: done it. And we walk.
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  Speaker 3: Together very rarely, and only a short distance, and you've
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  Speaker 3: done that to me a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: It was when I was helping you across the road.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. You were helping me across the road. Why
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  Speaker 3: was that again?
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm scared.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because you just don't pay attention.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're in the middle of a conversation and you
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  Speaker 1: can't multitask.
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  Speaker 2: You're prone to a daydream.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I have to go, Keezy, Keezy, this way.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was saying to the fellas, there's old
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  Speaker 1: Keezy just rabbiting on.
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  Speaker 2: Which is interesting because I believe you got run over
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  Speaker 2: by a bus today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. We'll talk about it on the show. It's
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  Speaker 1: full on. I'm very lucky to be here.
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  Speaker 2: Keep it dry, though, Jase.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Big show today, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Big show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm finding it increasingly hard to keep it dry, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Should we get Pugs in to talk about his girlfriend's
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  Speaker 3: birthday and what is planned?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, is that today?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. Come on, man.
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  Speaker 3: Not now, on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon we should do that.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Pugs is like, what are you talking about? I can't
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  Speaker 2: hear you. I can't hear you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking editing.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, the bone I've got to pick is with Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was me.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a bone to pick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Pugs. That makes a change.
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  Speaker 2: The problem that I've got with this bone to pick
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  Speaker 2: is Pugs is going to like it. So I'm sort
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  Speaker 2: of in two minds.
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  Speaker 3: He does love a bone, old pugs.
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  Speaker 1: He does.
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  Speaker 2: He does. I'm in the B studio. I can't hear
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  Speaker 2: you guys.
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  Speaker 3: What do you want?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, when do we get the menu out of you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I can do that, Christopher.
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  Speaker 2: I believe you did it on the Friday, Tuesday? I did,
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  Speaker 2: didn't I?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Tomorrow's the GOAT.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Friday.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe the greatest of all time.
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow's the final of the GOAT, so maybe, yeah, Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Are you nervous about that, Jase?
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  Speaker 1: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You should be. You should be freezing out, man. It's
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  Speaker 2: not easy.
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  Speaker 3: Are you happy that you're done?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And i'm mostly i'm happy that it was so great
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  Speaker 2: it was great really enjoyed it 8.2. I've never heard
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  Speaker 2: of something score that high.
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  Speaker 3: I hope this week is great.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him. He should be proud. He is such
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  Speaker 1: a player.
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  Speaker 2: He should be proud.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm confident that..
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to just watching the Waz.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough, man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just treating it as a Waz watch party.
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  Speaker 1: I feel..
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  Speaker 3: Everything else means nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Keezy's... and is going to redeem himself.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: And his wife's eyes and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Might come down with the fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you think that I'm going to give you a
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  Speaker 3: good score?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 2: Because I felt bad last night.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a good vibe about that.
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  Speaker 3: Is that based on your own ability or?
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  Speaker 1: Well, if we pull up, if the meals, if we
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  Speaker 1: do it well, it will be yum.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. Yeah. Who are you catering to with the menu?
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  Speaker 2: It's difficult to do a vegetarian dinner for a, Christmas dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You know, so interested to see how you pull that
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  Speaker 2: one out.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, no, we are catering to the vegetarian element. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: But also, you know, there'll be some meat there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Pork.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm looking forward to is the fact, I am
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  Speaker 2: really happy that you're going next, Jay, so that you
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  Speaker 2: get to go in and score Keezy. After, that's quite good.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: That's not how it works.
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  Speaker 2: It shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 4: Totally, man.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we change it so that all the scores are
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  Speaker 3: at the end. Anyway, this is The Big Show, four
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  Speaker 3: to seven weekdays, Radio Hauraki.