Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 473: Caught A McRICO
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Oh dance okay, sponge By.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Okay, spuns By.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Big even out yet, Yeah, it's been out.
- 0:22Speaker 2: I heard heard anything about it, though, I know you
- 0:24Speaker 2: know where it's not for us.
- 0:26Speaker 3: My one friend that has a kid, she said it's good,
- 0:28Speaker 3: so I thought it was.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Actually possibly for us.
- 0:31Speaker 4: And they got fucking Ice Spice singing the song that's
- 0:34Speaker 4: showing up to the movie.
- 0:36Speaker 2: That's the confusion. That's the confusions. That's where the confusion was.
- 0:39Speaker 2: I'm like, why is she here and why is she
- 0:41Speaker 2: wearing that?
- 0:42Speaker 5: And why is she half niggard on all the press
- 0:44Speaker 5: for this movie?
- 0:46Speaker 2: Because that's that's that's her thing. And apparently that's okay.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Apparently it's okay.
- 0:51Speaker 5: Because I'm okay with her doing the song, but I'm
- 0:53Speaker 5: not okay with her showing.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Is right there? She is right there. Everybody loves blow
- 1:00Speaker 2: Glow Please Please Glow actually would have put out a
- 1:05Speaker 2: better song.
- 1:06Speaker 3: It sounds like you sounded like you had an extra chromosome.
- 1:09Speaker 2: It sounds like he was like that.
- 1:13Speaker 3: Rubber spurs By, Yeah, they heard that. It's not never
- 1:22Speaker 3: Where's I Spice?
- 1:22Speaker 2: Where's be good? Though? Yeah, I'm not, I'm never gonna
- 1:30Speaker 2: say it, so.
- 1:31Speaker 1: It should be a Disney princess, so who oh oh.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Sure, I don't. I don't think she will, but okay,
- 1:40Speaker 2: but we need a Disney princess from from Memphis, Memphis.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Why the glow.
- 1:47Speaker 3: The Memphis Princess.
- 1:49Speaker 2: I feel like that would be cool, like her voice.
- 1:53Speaker 3: No, no, you know, Disney princess making mirrors yours.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Because first off, they're they're not going to have a
- 2:01Speaker 2: rapping Disney movie. That's not gonna happen.
- 2:05Speaker 5: They give us a goofy movie.
- 2:07Speaker 2: And they were singing and that they weren't even rapping.
- 2:10Speaker 5: Closer hip hop, we're gonna get it was a nigga sunglasses.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Maybe if it was in if it was in the nineties,
- 2:15Speaker 3: we probably could have got something like that.
- 2:16Speaker 4: Probably, Yeah, the nineties it was like somehow yeah, yeah,
- 2:20Speaker 4: hip hop, that's that's that's hip hop.
- 2:22Speaker 2: But at that point they wasn't worried about no black princesses.
- 2:25Speaker 2: So if we definitely wasn't gonna get it.
- 2:27Speaker 3: I'm just telling you that when I think it would
- 2:29Speaker 3: have happened late.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on? Y'o glow definitely doesn't wrap.
- 2:35Speaker 5: That's that New York old timey rap goloing on wrap.
- 2:41Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, who are we what we're doing?
- 2:44Speaker 2: I don't know who?
- 2:45Speaker 3: Who?
- 2:45Speaker 2: Who? Want to be a mic? Since since since Mike
- 2:48Speaker 2: wanted to help? God, oh, let me do it? All right?
- 2:51Speaker 3: That's say he comes after that.
- 2:56Speaker 2: What's going on?
- 2:57Speaker 4: Everybody is not the serious podcast. We're back with another
- 3:00Speaker 4: shout out to all the pay masters. It's Elsie.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. This is a grand announcement. Soon
- 3:10Speaker 3: it will be only Spotify. Shout out to the paymasters
- 3:15Speaker 3: that Spotify and that's not Spotify and Speaker, just Spotify,
- 3:19Speaker 3: just Spotify.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Is that due to our homie.
- 3:23Speaker 3: Shout out to Naya somewhat we got another Spotify Joe?
- 3:28Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we were so excellent and extraordinary they gave
- 3:32Speaker 3: us someone else's trophy.
- 3:34Speaker 2: So they gave us someone else's trophy again.
- 3:35Speaker 3: Yeah, we got ours and then we got someone else's.
- 3:37Speaker 3: So it's just like here you go.
- 3:38Speaker 2: Man.
- 3:39Speaker 3: You guys are just doing You just haven't got enough recognition.
- 3:43Speaker 3: I said, oh, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
- 3:45Speaker 2: I don't think we have. Not enough. People are subscribing
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- 3:52Speaker 2: you're most likely subscribe, but you have friends, you have
- 3:55Speaker 2: family members get them to subscribe. Share the joy. You
- 3:59Speaker 2: love it here, don't you think they'll love it here too?
- 4:02Speaker 4: It ain't it ain't y'all, it's the It's the Instagram
- 4:04Speaker 4: followed that's who.
- 4:05Speaker 2: That's who I'm looking at.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Instagram TikTok That's who I'm looking at.
- 4:09Speaker 5: There's too many of them people.
- 4:10Speaker 2: I'm like umar donation, donation, subscribe, subscribe, subscription, subscribe. We're
- 4:18Speaker 2: not really yelling at y'all.
- 4:19Speaker 5: Were kind of we're yelling at y'all, like y'all in
- 4:21Speaker 5: that direction, So keep doing.
- 4:26Speaker 3: Make sure the people at work can hear us.
- 4:28Speaker 2: We need like a trickle down yellow yell chain where
- 4:32Speaker 2: we yell at y'all. Y'all yell at everybody else because
- 4:34Speaker 2: they're not subscribed to the Grist podcast in the world,
- 4:37Speaker 2: and right now, actually we're yelling at you. I don't
- 4:39Speaker 2: think y'all yelling enough.
- 4:42Speaker 1: You know.
- 4:43Speaker 2: We're here, You're not yelling enough. So everybody has homework
- 4:48Speaker 2: before the next episode.
- 4:49Speaker 3: You can get five people to subscribe.
- 4:52Speaker 1: This is now a pyramids hold on, hold on, that's
- 4:55Speaker 1: multi level marketing.
- 4:57Speaker 3: Exactly, and you get five people, and once you get
- 5:01Speaker 3: your five people, you get a free sticker. Then exactly,
- 5:05Speaker 3: once your five people get five people, you get a
- 5:07Speaker 3: T shirt, they get a sticker exactly okay, and then
- 5:10Speaker 3: they're five, you get a sweatshirt. The people they get
- 5:14Speaker 3: the T shirt, then they get this. You see, you
- 5:16Speaker 3: see how it works.
- 5:16Speaker 1: We're just being very honest with you guys because we
- 5:20Speaker 1: care about you guys and want you guys to build
- 5:22Speaker 1: success omics.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Man. And once you get to one hundred subscribers or
- 5:26Speaker 2: people under you, you get a room in Mike's house.
- 5:30Speaker 3: Mike's not here to deny that, so boom wang.
- 5:34Speaker 2: There's you get his guest room for a month.
- 5:37Speaker 1: He has a case right now. He cannot make it,
- 5:39Speaker 1: so he has a case.
- 5:40Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys hurt. Yeah, we didn't
- 5:43Speaker 3: fully introduces in the building. Lamon aka doctor Waffle a
- 5:47Speaker 3: k a uh. I got called doctor wap w a
- 5:53Speaker 3: p so I said, okay, so yeah, doctor Wap.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Is your boy Corey aka Michael B.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Yeah whatever that means?
- 6:01Speaker 2: What is your WOP stand for? I don't know, wings
- 6:05Speaker 2: and pizza.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Where's all the peanut butter? Yeah? Where's all the peanut butter? Goddamn?
- 6:14Speaker 2: I like that.
- 6:15Speaker 3: There we go, doctor I got the peanut, but I
- 6:18Speaker 3: got clocked. Someone said it's on day four now, and
- 6:23Speaker 3: I know you're on a new jar peanut, but I said,
- 6:26Speaker 3: I opened it lest yesterday morning. You got me, You
- 6:29Speaker 3: got me sponsorship loading Skippy Skippy Natural high at your
- 6:34Speaker 3: boy Homel Foods. But yeah, Michael is now not here
- 6:38Speaker 3: because he's dodging the Micrico. I don't know if you
- 6:41Speaker 3: guys have heard facts real budd real thing McDonald's class
- 6:46Speaker 3: action lawsuit about the McRib because who would have known
- 6:51Speaker 3: the McRib actually isn't ribbed me?
- 6:54Speaker 2: You don't today what I thought that rubber ship, rubbert, rubber, spongy, rubber,
- 7:01Speaker 2: styrofoam ship food like substance is not ribbed me? Wow?
- 7:05Speaker 1: Were we telling him that?
- 7:06Speaker 5: Though? Yes, yeah, you know what he was stuck on
- 7:10Speaker 5: you're talking about comes in up bag.
- 7:13Speaker 3: Yeah. They said it's everything but thread. We got some shoulder,
- 7:16Speaker 3: we got some knuckle, but no rip.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Gotta.
- 7:23Speaker 5: They said. The plaint is a legend, the sandwhich is
- 7:24Speaker 5: actually constructed using ground up porches of lower quality pork
- 7:28Speaker 5: products such as pork shoulder, heart and scalded stomach.
- 7:32Speaker 3: Scalded stomach, that's nasty scalded stuffy.
- 7:39Speaker 5: He was eating them ships with pickles on it, and
- 7:42Speaker 5: cheese and pickles and cheese, elsie, barbecue, pickles and cheese.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Fucking pork shoulder.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with a little pork shoulder, all listen.
- 7:53Speaker 2: I love me a good pork shoulder. Depending on how
- 7:55Speaker 2: you make you want something, you want some grill and
- 7:57Speaker 2: which way you want it. Pig heart, but he's eating
- 8:00Speaker 2: pig hearted and big heart, pig nipples.
- 8:03Speaker 3: M hmm, pig knuckles, pig nipples, pig nipples on the bun,
- 8:07Speaker 3: a little bit of tail in there.
- 8:09Speaker 1: He got a whole bachelor's degrees, eating like a sleeve.
- 8:12Speaker 3: Eating scraps. Got to remember where you came from, yo, scrapples.
- 8:18Speaker 2: They got what it is, what it is, grounding it up,
- 8:22Speaker 2: putting all together, throw barbecue sauce on it, and put
- 8:25Speaker 2: like a black black line across it.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Look like look like how they shave it.
- 8:29Speaker 2: They just put like a just like a mondo, just spun.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Like cookie, like a little mold.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's discussed.
- 8:41Speaker 3: Just like how they make the chicken luggags, just like
- 8:42Speaker 3: they make the Christmas cookies.
- 8:44Speaker 2: They just pushed down, remove the little access. They probably
- 8:50Speaker 2: roll it back up, flatten back, then.
- 8:53Speaker 3: It goes back in at the top of the rib machine. Yeah.
- 8:57Speaker 2: No, So hopefully none of y'all was in mcgrims with
- 8:59Speaker 2: my because I was eating everything but the rib.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Part of But if you didn't know it wasn't a rib,
- 9:05Speaker 3: come on, you could tell when you ate it it's
- 9:07Speaker 3: a McDonald's.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like one when he made us try
- 9:10Speaker 4: that disaster of a sandwich.
- 9:14Speaker 2: It's like, how am I like it?
- 9:17Speaker 4: It's what really throws me off is the fact that
- 9:19Speaker 4: it looks like like a little like a little rack
- 9:21Speaker 4: of ribs, but there's no bones in that.
- 9:24Speaker 3: Of course not there's a sandwich, but it looked like a.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Rack of ribs. That that was the first red flag
- 9:30Speaker 2: I remember. Didn't didn't m J makeer a McRib sandwich
- 9:33Speaker 2: for us, like a real one?
- 9:35Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he made a sandwich like but it was.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Like pulled, pulled the bone out of here's a ribbed sandwich.
- 9:42Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine that I would eat that gladly.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Two of them, maybe even three. Give me some coaslaw
- 9:49Speaker 2: Mike's heart lemonade. I don't like grow up.
- 9:52Speaker 5: I tried. I just tried Coastal the other day. I
- 9:54Speaker 5: was like, just to make sure I didn't like it.
- 9:56Speaker 2: You too, I could see it in your face.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Do you like I don't eat cold food?
- 10:00Speaker 3: That's true, he doesn't need cold urber baby.
- 10:02Speaker 2: We knew babies eat cold food.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Though. I'm just an adult that has a job in
- 10:10Speaker 1: health addurance. I'm not eating cold food. I'm not a
- 10:13Speaker 1: cave man.
- 10:15Speaker 2: You know.
- 10:15Speaker 5: Like you don't like seafood.
- 10:16Speaker 1: I love seafood, but cook it the hell. You don't
- 10:20Speaker 1: want cold I don't even eat I don't even eat
- 10:22Speaker 1: cold cocktails. No, the only thing that's cold is off
- 10:26Speaker 1: the ice. The only thing that's cold is my drink.
- 10:30Speaker 1: That's it.
- 10:30Speaker 3: That's fair.
- 10:32Speaker 1: I don't even really like ice cream like that. I
- 10:35Speaker 1: don't do sweets. Ice cream is good, ice cream is good.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Man.
- 10:39Speaker 3: You don't like pies? Hell, No, sweepata pie you don't like?
- 10:46Speaker 3: You don't like obviously don't like cheesecake.
- 10:49Speaker 6: Okay, shout out to my wife and yeah, I just
- 10:59Speaker 6: don't like cold food, okay, ma, miss on some good
- 11:01Speaker 6: ship man.
- 11:02Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't eat anything.
- 11:03Speaker 2: I eat anything.
- 11:04Speaker 1: I don't even like my food look warm, HiPE it out.
- 11:07Speaker 2: I'm trying to trying to impress right now, Corey.
- 11:11Speaker 1: When I went over your parents house of the day,
- 11:14Speaker 1: one minute like wave one minute.
- 11:17Speaker 3: If it's not, possibly, I don't want to eat it
- 11:21Speaker 3: was like seconds.
- 11:22Speaker 2: If it's not, if it's not coming off a sizzling
- 11:24Speaker 2: plate like an apple Bee's, it's not the opposite, Like
- 11:27Speaker 2: I will go in the fridge get my food that
- 11:29Speaker 2: I just had last night.
- 11:31Speaker 3: Just eat it.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Sometimes I just eat it. You're nasty.
- 11:33Speaker 5: I think it depends on what it is.
- 11:34Speaker 2: Though you should probably eat it up most of.
- 11:37Speaker 3: The time to kill off all the time. Yeah, all the.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Time, y'all.
- 11:41Speaker 3: Almost don't eat pizza.
- 11:42Speaker 2: That's what I want to say. No, No, I don't.
- 11:45Speaker 2: That's that's I would That's probably the worst thing I have.
- 11:48Speaker 3: You eat pizza. I mean, it's not like my preferred method.
- 11:51Speaker 3: But here.
- 11:55Speaker 2: I know like that.
- 11:56Speaker 3: Just he also eats some.
- 11:57Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying you.
- 12:00Speaker 1: He eats everything.
- 12:01Speaker 2: He would agree with me. If it's not sweet, Mike's
- 12:04Speaker 2: gonna eat it. Or seafood, Yeah, well he likes shrimp.
- 12:11Speaker 2: That was the only ever see them all life that
- 12:14Speaker 2: nigga is so picky, bro bro. He had to earn
- 12:17Speaker 2: that that that wasn't said that wasn't by accident. It
- 12:22Speaker 2: wasn't he put in the work for that.
- 12:25Speaker 5: It was very intention he was doing to gonna get
- 12:27Speaker 5: big on purpose.
- 12:28Speaker 2: He's eating the gumball for the tables at Red Lobster,
- 12:31Speaker 2: had the appetizer before the appetizer. I'm gonna mean this one.
- 12:36Speaker 2: I need this. We digress. How how was the year?
- 12:45Speaker 2: This is the first podcast of twenty six, the first.
- 12:48Speaker 3: One we recorded.
- 12:48Speaker 2: He wasn't supposed to do this.
- 12:51Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we weren't supposed to do this because we're
- 12:53Speaker 3: not at twenty k by the time you hear this.
- 12:55Speaker 3: We could miraculously be there.
- 12:57Speaker 5: But most likely this podcast that was supposed to of
- 13:00Speaker 5: destruct in facts was a.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Blow up, like the upside Down exactly. I ain't gonna lie.
- 13:08Speaker 2: I like Stranger Things.
- 13:09Speaker 3: I like anyway, okay. Me and Keenan bro Me and
- 13:13Speaker 3: Keenan talked about Stranger Things for like two and a
- 13:16Speaker 3: half hours.
- 13:17Speaker 2: Like it just say yes and no.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Keenan loved it. I'm indifferent.
- 13:22Speaker 4: I've heard more opinions like that, but you I think
- 13:25Speaker 4: it's because you watched things more in debt and I
- 13:28Speaker 4: think that people.
- 13:28Speaker 2: I don't mean to go upstanding because I wasn't there.
- 13:30Speaker 4: But people who really watched it and really like we're
- 13:34Speaker 4: immersed in it were expecting a lot more from the
- 13:36Speaker 4: last season, which is understandable, I think, but what we
- 13:40Speaker 4: were supposed to get I thought it was fine. I
- 13:42Speaker 4: was just expecting more people to die because people were
- 13:45Speaker 4: living through things that people have never lived through before,
- 13:48Speaker 4: and people more people should have died.
- 13:51Speaker 2: Anything, but they didn't.
- 13:53Speaker 3: They didn't want to kill any one obviously.
- 13:54Speaker 4: Exactly the one that almost all the scalpel should have died, Steve.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Steve. He should have died because all of a sudden,
- 14:01Speaker 2: motherfucker's Superman and he can pick up a whole hanging
- 14:04Speaker 2: human by himself. Nobody wanted to help him.
- 14:06Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, I'm not trying to do any spoilers,
- 14:08Speaker 4: but you should have seen him by now if you
- 14:09Speaker 4: really wanted to. Hopper should have died multiple times, I
- 14:13Speaker 4: mean more times than Hopper shouldn't even have made it
- 14:15Speaker 4: out of rushing for being completely honest. So he's you know,
- 14:19Speaker 4: he shouldn't have should have died.
- 14:22Speaker 3: He's got plot Armor exactly.
- 14:23Speaker 2: They all have plot on eleven. Yeah, should have been
- 14:26Speaker 2: Cooks plot Armor, Plot on Armor too good. And you
- 14:30Speaker 2: know my sleeper agent who definitely should have died Nancy Henderson.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Sure, I don't know why, but yeah, because he was
- 14:38Speaker 3: annoying kids.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Oh he was good on Nerve. I wasn't wait for
- 14:45Speaker 2: I was like, this kid is just walking around wanting
- 14:47Speaker 2: to get his ass. He was fighting Steve and Under.
- 14:49Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck is you doing? He's just
- 14:51Speaker 3: lashing out. He's angry at the world. I'm sorry, but yeah,
- 14:55Speaker 3: New Year's.
- 14:57Speaker 2: New Year's was cool.
- 14:58Speaker 3: Went to Ruth Chris for like Brandy's friends like to
- 15:01Speaker 3: do a little New Year's dinner boogie. Yeah, I guess
- 15:06Speaker 3: so you're welcome.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:08Speaker 3: And I came to the realization that the stake of
- 15:11Speaker 3: Ruth Chris went up thirty percent. What from the time
- 15:15Speaker 3: when I remember me and Corey going it was sixty
- 15:18Speaker 3: five dollars. I opened up the menu and I see
- 15:20Speaker 3: eighty five, And I say.
- 15:22Speaker 2: You don't think they probably just did that for New
- 15:23Speaker 2: Year's No, no, no, no, I think that's just the
- 15:27Speaker 2: way things are.
- 15:27Speaker 3: And I'm like, all the prices were gone up, doesn't.
- 15:30Speaker 2: Mean it needs to go up thirty percent. Ruth Chris.
- 15:34Speaker 2: I know y'all got it.
- 15:35Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 15:36Speaker 2: We're going from I have no clue. I got my
- 15:39Speaker 2: mouse coutool oh mishka, but uh you know that's crazy.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but yeah I'm somebody yoh fuck the steakhouses, bro.
- 15:54Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm good and not going unless you gain serious,
- 15:57Speaker 3: because sixty five.
- 15:59Speaker 1: I could be like, I feel like it's for a
- 16:02Speaker 1: special occasions.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Yeah, special occasion, you know state, but New Year's I
- 16:07Speaker 3: love stuff specially we went to Stay else.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Yeah, we've even gone to plenty and I'm like, my
- 16:12Speaker 2: steak at home is better than this. It could be,
- 16:14Speaker 2: could be. Yeah, it's just that we're getting it at
- 16:19Speaker 2: five for four star restaurants, So I'm playing top dollar
- 16:23Speaker 2: for some mediocre ship. To be honest, after you include.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Apps, drinks and state, you're really looking at two hundred
- 16:28Speaker 1: dollars exactly single person, which is kind of exactly Like.
- 16:34Speaker 3: That's a two hundred dollars for a single person. Website
- 16:37Speaker 3: still got sixty seven. No, I'm talking about the Cowboy
- 16:40Speaker 3: ribot used to be sixty five dollars.
- 16:42Speaker 2: No, you know that Cowboy eighty seven?
- 16:45Speaker 1: No, you talked about this, it's the mark up.
- 16:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I've texted Corey while I was there.
- 16:50Speaker 3: Hold on, beieve I got to consult somebody. I could
- 16:53Speaker 3: go to my head, my top steak man.
- 16:56Speaker 2: Is this correct?
- 16:57Speaker 3: And you already got a text mess about it?
- 17:00Speaker 1: No, But but it's funny because they email me today
- 17:02Speaker 1: they have three courses for sixty dollars.
- 17:05Speaker 2: Ah, so you get emails from Ruth Chris.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Absolutely, I got the amount of money I give them.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, batter let me know when it's updated.
- 17:13Speaker 1: But that's a recession indicator, because why the fuck are
- 17:15Speaker 1: they having deals?
- 17:16Speaker 3: Yeah, Ruth Chris got deals.
- 17:18Speaker 2: Chris Chris got deals. Damn real lobster.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Yeah, how was it?
- 17:24Speaker 2: Everyone else's my New Year's uh? Spending with Kean and
- 17:28Speaker 2: her friends Artie in that brought Rye. So brought in
- 17:35Speaker 2: the New Year with Rye. Nice shout out to the baby,
- 17:37Speaker 2: shout out to the big homie. He's getting eyes eyes
- 17:40Speaker 2: wide away all the RT just maxim relaxing. Yeah, I
- 17:47Speaker 2: don't did.
- 17:48Speaker 3: You try to fight anybody?
- 17:49Speaker 2: Nah? Okay, no fights, no fights. But I'm I think
- 17:54Speaker 2: I'm almost done drinking getting her Oh yeah, what's that?
- 17:58Speaker 2: Just the f of the next dayreak a lot. I
- 18:03Speaker 2: didn't even think. I was like, like, I was fine, like,
- 18:07Speaker 2: no drunk, no stumbles. But the next one I woke up.
- 18:12Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, why the fuck I feel like this?
- 18:15Speaker 3: You know what because you gettld even old people who
- 18:17Speaker 3: have a higher tolerance.
- 18:18Speaker 2: But I think my talents were still high. It's just like,
- 18:23Speaker 2: well we did drinking water, you know. I keep that
- 18:27Speaker 2: thing on me.
- 18:28Speaker 3: That night there we go.
- 18:30Speaker 2: No, not at all woke up pich yellow as half,
- 18:36Speaker 2: but it took its forever and.
- 18:41Speaker 1: I thought you would have went to Florida for well.
- 18:44Speaker 2: He wanted us to. My brother wanted us to come
- 18:47Speaker 2: because he was doing the New Year's Eve party. But
- 18:49Speaker 2: we was just coming from Atlanta the week before. I'm like,
- 18:51Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't know. I don't make your money.
- 18:55Speaker 3: You're not mister Worldwide.
- 18:56Speaker 2: No, I'm in the middle of basketball sea and so
- 19:00Speaker 2: I can't be missing games and ship. It sounds like.
- 19:03Speaker 5: Maybe you could, but I think I think, I think, okay,
- 19:10Speaker 5: maybe it could be one of them things like if
- 19:11Speaker 5: I'm not here, maybe they'll be good.
- 19:13Speaker 1: No.
- 19:13Speaker 3: That's how I felt about Miami is because I don't
- 19:15Speaker 3: watch they'll win.
- 19:17Speaker 2: I'm not the issue. I'm not the issue. Ship. I
- 19:21Speaker 2: wish we could have a freaky Friday, and I could
- 19:23Speaker 2: put my subconscious into one of them because we win
- 19:25Speaker 2: every fucking game. But until he's coaching you shoot the three,
- 19:32Speaker 2: I'm like, no, he's a loud trouble get to the rim.
- 19:36Speaker 2: But besides the point, my New Years was cool. Yeah,
- 19:40Speaker 2: just chilling.
- 19:40Speaker 1: I was with my parents, didn't do anything. I had
- 19:43Speaker 1: to hang over the next day. But seem SIMI I
- 19:48Speaker 1: am not almost a drinking though.
- 19:50Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm not even I'm just getting started getting started.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Maybe not. I mean I've kind of slowed down.
- 19:57Speaker 3: I don't really get plastered dron anymore.
- 20:00Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I drinking, but I ain't like lit lit
- 20:02Speaker 2: for real.
- 20:02Speaker 3: I missed those days.
- 20:03Speaker 2: You used to it. Huh you used to it. That's
- 20:06Speaker 2: your life, bro.
- 20:08Speaker 3: You know you don't even know how many times people
- 20:09Speaker 3: hear me drinks. I'm like, hey, off the face person, Yeah.
- 20:16Speaker 2: I'm good.
- 20:17Speaker 4: So I spent my New Years in Ohio, oh right, right, right,
- 20:21Speaker 4: because my cousin got married, and funny enough, it was
- 20:23Speaker 4: the first time I actually met that cousin in person.
- 20:25Speaker 4: So we've known each other, but it's on my dad's side,
- 20:29Speaker 4: so I met her for the first time and there
- 20:32Speaker 4: was two other cousins there who I had already met before.
- 20:36Speaker 5: Other than that, I knew no one else.
- 20:38Speaker 4: It was my first time eating her fiance to her
- 20:40Speaker 4: husband now. But I flew into Pittsburgh and then we
- 20:43Speaker 4: drove like an hour and a half into Ohio. It
- 20:46Speaker 4: was in like this little town called Dennison, So it
- 20:49Speaker 4: was a really nice venue.
- 20:50Speaker 2: It was cool.
- 20:51Speaker 4: But I had to DJ from four thirty until twelve thirty,
- 20:53Speaker 4: so you dj. I was DJing the wedding. So it
- 20:56Speaker 4: was a long ass day.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Yeah, wedding was going to break some fucking shift.
- 21:03Speaker 4: Yep, long ass wedding. Coldest shit out there, like you
- 21:07Speaker 4: can tell, Like it was snow and yeah, it all
- 21:10Speaker 4: did it.
- 21:11Speaker 2: It was a fucking snowstorm.
- 21:13Speaker 3: So uh.
- 21:15Speaker 4: In order for us to like for a wedding day,
- 21:17Speaker 4: in order for everything like go smoothly, we were all
- 21:20Speaker 4: at the same hotel and then the venue was like
- 21:22Speaker 4: fifteen minutes away. So my cousin and her fiance they
- 21:27Speaker 4: got there by shuttle or whoever took them earlier in
- 21:30Speaker 4: the morning. They left their cars for me and the
- 21:32Speaker 4: videographers because we were all like together, and they're like,
- 21:35Speaker 4: you guys can just drive our cars. To the venue
- 21:37Speaker 4: when you're ready, and it'll just be a lot easier
- 21:40Speaker 4: that way. I'm all right, cool, So everything works out,
- 21:44Speaker 4: weddings going. Initially, the wedding was supposed to be outside,
- 21:47Speaker 4: like they were gonna do it right outside.
- 21:50Speaker 2: In January. Yeah, right outside of the venue.
- 21:53Speaker 5: Like there's like a little you know the yeah, a
- 21:57Speaker 5: little pavilion type chapel areas.
- 21:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:00Speaker 5: So I mean I did an outside wedding in Vermont
- 22:03Speaker 5: on December fourth.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Was that a white wedding? Yeah?
- 22:05Speaker 3: Of course.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Is the wedding that you just went to a white wedding?
- 22:08Speaker 1: Half?
- 22:08Speaker 3: Yes, I preface this. There were mostly white.
- 22:11Speaker 5: People there, Okay, okay, because I'm like my cousin half white,
- 22:16Speaker 5: half black, so and her Beyonce is white.
- 22:20Speaker 3: So it's three quarters white wedding.
- 22:21Speaker 5: Yeah, so pretty much everyone there was white.
- 22:26Speaker 3: So they want to be outside?
- 22:28Speaker 4: Yes, in Pittsburgh it was cold as fuck. And shout
- 22:32Speaker 4: out to Christian. He's the he's the fiance. He really
- 22:34Speaker 4: wanted to be outside because he wanted the snow effect.
- 22:37Speaker 4: I'm like, that's cool, boy, it looks cool in pictures.
- 22:40Speaker 2: It does.
- 22:40Speaker 5: I did it before.
- 22:41Speaker 4: I was like it'd be fine, Like I've seen it,
- 22:43Speaker 4: but it was to the point where it was way
- 22:45Speaker 4: too cool. There was older people there, we have wheelchairs,
- 22:47Speaker 4: and the snow had started coming down at four o'clock.
- 22:51Speaker 5: The ceremony started at four thirty.
- 22:53Speaker 4: So by the time the ceremony is like getting close,
- 22:56Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, man, like I would have to take
- 22:57Speaker 4: these speakers outside, like the outlets are frozen over everything
- 23:01Speaker 4: we get wet, Like that is just not worth it, right,
- 23:03Speaker 4: so we like huddle up. It was like me his wife,
- 23:07Speaker 4: their name is Katie, so me and Christian Katy like
- 23:09Speaker 4: a couple of groomsmen were like convincing him, like, hey,
- 23:11Speaker 4: this needs.
- 23:12Speaker 2: To be indoors.
- 23:12Speaker 5: He's like finally he says fine. Without saying fine, he
- 23:16Speaker 5: was like, yeah, I want to do whatever you want
- 23:18Speaker 5: to do.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Talk to his wife.
- 23:18Speaker 4: She was like, well, I just told you what I
- 23:20Speaker 4: want to do. I'm not dragging my dress through the snow, right.
- 23:23Speaker 4: So we finally convinced him, Like what we convinced him?
- 23:26Speaker 2: Right?
- 23:26Speaker 4: So he's all right, perfect ceremony indoors. Everything was just
- 23:30Speaker 4: fine throughout this time. We're in a glass it's literally
- 23:34Speaker 4: called glass on something, right, It's a glass building.
- 23:37Speaker 2: You can see straight through the whole thing.
- 23:39Speaker 5: I'm looking outside, I'm like, damn, that snow shore is
- 23:41Speaker 5: picking up.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Like the night's going on. It's snowing and snow and snow.
- 23:45Speaker 4: And so by the time we were finished the wedding,
- 23:48Speaker 4: it was probably like three to five and a half
- 23:51Speaker 4: inches on the ground.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Right, You're like, hmm, this could be an issue. So
- 23:57Speaker 2: mind you, Like I.
- 23:58Speaker 4: Said, half the people or most of the the people
- 24:00Speaker 4: that came to the wedding were staying at that hotel
- 24:02Speaker 4: and took a shuttle over right. So again, it's New
- 24:05Speaker 4: Year's Eve, so we really didn't stop partying until like
- 24:07Speaker 4: twelve thirty.
- 24:08Speaker 5: It's still snowing, like it never stopped. From four o'clock
- 24:11Speaker 5: to now. It's still going. So we're waiting for the shuttles,
- 24:15Speaker 5: cleaning up, waiting for the shuttles, waiting for the shuttles.
- 24:18Speaker 2: One o'clock rolls around, They're like.
- 24:19Speaker 5: Damn, what the shutles supposed to be like outside waiting
- 24:22Speaker 5: for us to shovel run thirties rolls around, still snowing.
- 24:27Speaker 5: They're like, yeah, so that shuttle crashed, right, it's in
- 24:32Speaker 5: a ditch, so.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Shuttles in it.
- 24:36Speaker 5: The shuttle was literally in a ditch right, Like one
- 24:39Speaker 5: of the employees shows. She shows me, She's like, what,
- 24:41Speaker 5: like the shuttle just seventies in a ditch, right, So
- 24:44Speaker 5: we're all right, damn.
- 24:45Speaker 4: So like a little after one thirty, maybe like one
- 24:49Speaker 4: forty one shuttle comes, right, So by this time, people
- 24:52Speaker 4: are sleeping on the floors, they're in the lobby, like,
- 24:55Speaker 4: they're sleeping on like the little benches, maybe like this size. Damn,
- 24:58Speaker 4: they had a big ass thousand dollars chikuterie table and
- 25:03Speaker 4: I'm not even lying. This table might have been ten
- 25:05Speaker 4: feet long of just everything, fruit, veggies, cold cuts, all
- 25:10Speaker 4: that shit. Right, So throughout this time, from the end
- 25:12Speaker 4: of the wedding until now, people are just going up
- 25:14Speaker 4: doing eating shit.
- 25:15Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, better stop eating your rations about here.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Save that ship. We'll need that for the next next week.
- 25:23Speaker 4: So seriously, because they like it was a little again
- 25:26Speaker 4: to the point you're like, we might have to sleep here,
- 25:28Speaker 4: Like there's no way we can get out of here.
- 25:31Speaker 4: So the one shuttle comes and then it takes like
- 25:33Speaker 4: half the people, So all right, we're gonna be able
- 25:34Speaker 4: to get out of here. So once that first shuttle comes,
- 25:37Speaker 4: I'm like to me in the videographers. I'm like, oh,
- 25:40Speaker 4: let's just follow that ship out and just follow the tracks.
- 25:43Speaker 4: So we follow those tracks and by now it's like
- 25:46Speaker 4: rolling on two o'clock. We get out onto the road.
- 25:51Speaker 4: About five to ten minutes down the street, we see
- 25:54Speaker 4: the shuttle in the ditch. I'm like, oh, that ship
- 25:56Speaker 4: is really still in the ditch.
- 26:00Speaker 5: But right behind it was the other shuttle, so we
- 26:02Speaker 5: know that they got picked up.
- 26:04Speaker 4: What was a fifteen to eighteen minute drive took me
- 26:07Speaker 4: about forty five minutes to get back because it was
- 26:10Speaker 4: snowing that bad.
- 26:11Speaker 5: None of the world it was a holiday, so nobody
- 26:14Speaker 5: was plowing.
- 26:15Speaker 1: There was no salt.
- 26:16Speaker 4: It was like they weren't prepared for this at all.
- 26:17Speaker 4: Like if that was New Jersey, it would have been
- 26:19Speaker 4: a state of emergency for sure.
- 26:21Speaker 5: But they're just like, snowy, nigga, like this, it's just Thursday, regular,
- 26:24Speaker 5: Like yeah, it's literally it's just Thursday.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Like.
- 26:28Speaker 4: So, it took a while to get back. Finally got back, bro,
- 26:31Speaker 4: and then in the morning was my flight. So mind you,
- 26:35Speaker 4: we got back way later than we thought. The airport
- 26:39Speaker 4: is an hour and a half away. My cousin and
- 26:42Speaker 4: her husband were drunk as hell.
- 26:45Speaker 5: At one thirty, she's still trunk, like, I don't know
- 26:47Speaker 5: what's going on, but we gotta go, so right, So
- 26:50Speaker 5: in the morning they're like, Yo, just take our car
- 26:54Speaker 5: to the airport. We'll come pick it up like at
- 26:56Speaker 5: some point, so mind you, I was just.
- 26:59Speaker 4: Djaying from four thirty to twelve thirty, didn't get back
- 27:03Speaker 4: until two something, didn't go to sleep till like three.
- 27:06Speaker 4: My flight was at eleven. I had to get to
- 27:08Speaker 4: the airport by what nine thirty is, Yes, it's an
- 27:11Speaker 4: hour and a half away. So I left it like eight,
- 27:15Speaker 4: got to the flight, finally got on.
- 27:17Speaker 2: The plane, came home.
- 27:19Speaker 1: It was cooked. So that was my longest How was
- 27:23Speaker 1: your flight though?
- 27:24Speaker 2: The flight?
- 27:24Speaker 4: Oh my god, the flight flight going there in back,
- 27:27Speaker 4: the windiest flights I've ever been on, just just.
- 27:30Speaker 3: The plane with swag surfing.
- 27:31Speaker 5: Yeah, honestly, like if if.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Like realistically, if you don't like flying, or if you
- 27:36Speaker 4: never flown before you fly, you don't fly often.
- 27:39Speaker 5: You even scared of shit on these flights, like because.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Especially on the way back or no, what was the way?
- 27:45Speaker 5: I think it might have been the way and it
- 27:46Speaker 5: was we were dropping like it felt like we were
- 27:49Speaker 5: on a roller coaster, like if you've never been on
- 27:50Speaker 5: a plane, you were like, it was about the fucking die.
- 27:52Speaker 3: But that's how it is.
- 27:54Speaker 1: When you sent me your flight number and I was
- 27:55Speaker 1: tracking it, I was laughing just looking at all the weather.
- 27:59Speaker 2: He's I knew.
- 28:00Speaker 3: I knew that because I checked the weather.
- 28:02Speaker 2: This is about to suck. And sure enough just thrown around.
- 28:06Speaker 4: And we were on an express like the United Express.
- 28:09Speaker 4: It was like a little little baby, there's there are
- 28:12Speaker 4: seventy five of us on this bitch.
- 28:14Speaker 3: The wind is happening its way with you.
- 28:15Speaker 2: You just get.
- 28:17Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. And then when we got back from
- 28:19Speaker 4: uh it was funny. We got back from uh Pittsburgh.
- 28:22Speaker 4: On my flight land, it was a woman I was
- 28:23Speaker 4: find playing too. I was like, I want to check
- 28:25Speaker 4: her hands so bad, but I didn't want to give
- 28:26Speaker 4: her like that one like you.
- 28:27Speaker 3: Don't want to Dicky.
- 28:28Speaker 5: Yeah I wanted Dickey, but also I wanted to make
- 28:30Speaker 5: her think like because you're un expected to see a
- 28:32Speaker 5: fucking vagina walk out, but.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Yeah you did. That did threw the fun out of
- 28:38Speaker 2: that plane.
- 28:38Speaker 3: It's cool, but you know that was my New Years
- 28:43Speaker 3: What was that your phone? Yeah, sounds like a baby
- 28:47Speaker 3: saying it's going in the baby time sleep boat, baby
- 28:52Speaker 3: making time.
- 28:52Speaker 2: Okay, all you got you got our population calendar on
- 28:56Speaker 2: your phone.
- 28:57Speaker 3: Not I've had that. Just have the opposite time you
- 29:02Speaker 3: got that app on you It was the time when
- 29:06Speaker 3: when we can win a week?
- 29:08Speaker 1: Mm hm.
- 29:10Speaker 3: Oh speaking of people going in the ditches. The car
- 29:14Speaker 3: that crashed into my my front yard, the snow.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Yeah happened with that.
- 29:19Speaker 3: So I'm sleeping. I sleep until like maybe nine nine thirty.
- 29:25Speaker 3: I get a knock on the door, a powerful and
- 29:29Speaker 3: I'm like, who's knocking on my door right now? I
- 29:32Speaker 3: checked the doorbell cam. It's the police. I'm like, what
- 29:37Speaker 3: what do they want from me? And I was like, ah,
- 29:40Speaker 3: it's snowing. It's it's snow on the ground. Like all right, man,
- 29:43Speaker 3: let me see what they want. I go and answer
- 29:47Speaker 3: the door and they say, any chance you saw anybody
- 29:52Speaker 3: crash into your front yard? I was like, no, what
- 29:56Speaker 3: are you talking about. I look out the door. There's
- 29:59Speaker 3: time tracks up the hill over my front yard, through
- 30:02Speaker 3: the yard and then back down the hill. And I'm like,
- 30:06Speaker 3: uh what nah, No, I didn't see that. And it's like, oh, yeah,
- 30:09Speaker 3: we see you got a camera here. Any chance they
- 30:11Speaker 3: it picked it up. It's like, let me get my
- 30:13Speaker 3: phone and check. So I'm just laughing myself, like what happened?
- 30:17Speaker 3: I was sleeping and then I go back to check
- 30:20Speaker 3: my phone. Unfortunately it didn't pick up the car.
- 30:23Speaker 2: It was going too fast.
- 30:24Speaker 3: I guess it was because there was a street sign,
- 30:26Speaker 3: like I live on the corner, so they obviously we
- 30:29Speaker 3: were trying to make a turn, couldn't make the turn
- 30:31Speaker 3: because the ice went straight through the street sign up
- 30:34Speaker 3: the hill of my of my yard, and then I
- 30:37Speaker 3: think once they got up there, they were like, I
- 30:39Speaker 3: got two choices. I can either reverse back down or
- 30:42Speaker 3: I can just keep on driving. And they obviously just
- 30:45Speaker 3: kept on driving, Like.
- 30:46Speaker 5: Yeah, wait, So why were the police called though, Like
- 30:51Speaker 5: did they?
- 30:51Speaker 3: I mean, I guess because it's technically it's like an accident, okay,
- 30:54Speaker 3: because they saw the sign. Yeah, I guess. I mean
- 30:57Speaker 3: someone had to report, like there's a sign down and
- 30:59Speaker 3: there's tired tracks in this yard. I swear if this hill,
- 31:02Speaker 3: if my yard was, if my house wasn't elevated like
- 31:05Speaker 3: it was, they would have been in my front like
- 31:07Speaker 3: my family room absolutely would have been in my family room.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Because I was like, oh, that that hill saves.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Brandy saw it and was like, is the snowman in
- 31:18Speaker 3: the Penguins? Okay, it's like the lawn ornerments, I said,
- 31:23Speaker 3: not the fine.
- 31:25Speaker 2: I was like, you're jokes, You're real jokes. You know
- 31:29Speaker 2: they didn't get frosty at least the snowman's okay.
- 31:33Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah he's good. He's good. Yeah that was
- 31:36Speaker 3: that was funny. But yeah, I still don't have a
- 31:39Speaker 3: street sign, but you know, and the tire tracks are
- 31:41Speaker 3: still there even though the snow's gone. Really, yeah, they
- 31:45Speaker 3: were digging in the yard, was trying to.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Get some track.
- 31:51Speaker 3: But speaking of digging in, do I want to just
- 31:58Speaker 3: go that round? I'm gonna say I was.
- 32:02Speaker 5: I only had one thing to talk about that called
- 32:04Speaker 5: my eye this week like that.
- 32:05Speaker 4: I actually wanted to kind of like just mentioned so,
- 32:07Speaker 4: did y'all see this Savannah's Law thing?
- 32:09Speaker 2: Have you heard about such? So?
- 32:12Speaker 5: In Tennessee they have something called Savannahs Law now where
- 32:16Speaker 5: if you are a repeat domestic domestic violence defender, you
- 32:20Speaker 5: have to be entered into a system like like a database.
- 32:25Speaker 4: Like sex Yes, like megaslaw, same thing now. They have
- 32:29Speaker 4: it for you know, domestic violence offenders. Okay, and these
- 32:33Speaker 4: no motherfuckers were on TikTok, like, Yo, you gotta watch
- 32:36Speaker 4: the women that you're around.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Women.
- 32:40Speaker 3: Okay, okay, they're trying to get you caught up.
- 32:44Speaker 4: Fellas, you gotta be careful because they're going to go
- 32:45Speaker 4: to extra mode to try to get a reaction out
- 32:47Speaker 4: of you.
- 32:48Speaker 2: This. Then the third it's like, bro, stop hitting bitch.
- 32:52Speaker 2: I'm about saying, just don't hit him.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Just just don't hear them.
- 32:56Speaker 5: Keep your hands about this, keep your hands desail, and
- 33:00Speaker 5: everything will be just.
- 33:00Speaker 2: You can yell, you can call them some names, you
- 33:02Speaker 2: can keep your hands to yourself. Stop at a minimum.
- 33:06Speaker 3: Yeah, if you feel like this law is gonna affect
- 33:08Speaker 3: you negatively.
- 33:10Speaker 2: That says a lot about they made this law for you.
- 33:15Speaker 2: If you looked at Savannah's law and Megan's law and
- 33:17Speaker 2: it was like stay in the house now. Now we
- 33:22Speaker 2: about to start being for beating up bitch.
- 33:25Speaker 5: You can't do ship no more.
- 33:27Speaker 1: What the fuck you made just getting your house together?
- 33:31Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I already told her once. I wasn't gonna
- 33:38Speaker 3: tell you, he said, Oh okay, okay, it makes a
- 33:42Speaker 3: lot of sense.
- 33:42Speaker 2: One gonna tell her again.
- 33:44Speaker 5: That's like the clip of the One Dude where mm hmmm.
- 33:49Speaker 4: They were talking about hitting women and the guy was
- 33:52Speaker 4: like he was like, well, yeah, you shouldn't hit women,
- 33:54Speaker 4: and he was like what.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Then everybody was like, but what was I think it
- 34:01Speaker 5: was on the Joe button and it was like some
- 34:03Speaker 5: guests that they had, No, it wasn't Joe, like it
- 34:06Speaker 5: was in that studio.
- 34:08Speaker 2: I don't know who this guy was. Yeah, it might
- 34:11Speaker 2: have been like one of the their side shows or
- 34:12Speaker 2: some ship or Joe just wasn't there.
- 34:14Speaker 5: But he was like, he was like, Okay, I'm not
- 34:17Speaker 5: saying it's right over on nothing like that to hit women, right,
- 34:21Speaker 5: But if I tell you to shut up, do.
- 34:24Speaker 2: You think it's wise to keep speaking? I said.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Everybody looked at him like that wasn't verybody was like click.
- 34:37Speaker 2: There was like yeah, we this is fresh out the
- 34:39Speaker 2: mud with your boy shot McCants. We gotta go home.
- 34:44Speaker 2: If I tell you to shut up, do you think
- 34:45Speaker 2: it's wise to keep speaking?
- 34:48Speaker 1: That's an interesting concept because in some states there they
- 34:52Speaker 1: arrest both the parties, like the Savannahs because they arrest
- 34:56Speaker 1: both parties. Now, yeah, so like, uh, let's just say
- 34:59Speaker 1: you know we're dating, you hit me. We're both going
- 35:02Speaker 1: to jail.
- 35:05Speaker 3: That's that's interesting. I mean, maybe just to sort out
- 35:08Speaker 3: what actually happened.
- 35:10Speaker 1: I think it's a safety issue to see what happened,
- 35:12Speaker 1: because some like the dude who was telling to me
- 35:15Speaker 1: was a construction worker. He was like, he's like, but
- 35:19Speaker 1: she hit me though, And the co was like, yeah,
- 35:21Speaker 1: I understand, but you have to go to Jail's well too.
- 35:23Speaker 2: I have to go to jail.
- 35:25Speaker 3: Why can't I just come down to see what's popping?
- 35:28Speaker 3: Come down to give my side of the story.
- 35:30Speaker 2: Why do you go to jail? Go to jail, and
- 35:32Speaker 2: don't let it be at Friday.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Now.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Now I'm here on the weekend.
- 35:37Speaker 3: I'm not trying to do that.
- 35:39Speaker 2: That sucks.
- 35:40Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy. You know who I was gonna say,
- 35:43Speaker 3: who should go to jail? Nick Shirley?
- 35:45Speaker 2: Who's that?
- 35:48Speaker 3: Nick Shirley?
- 35:49Speaker 1: He pulled a fast one on me.
- 35:50Speaker 2: He did, didn't he did?
- 35:51Speaker 3: Nick Shirley was the white YouTuber journalist.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Oh was that the guy?
- 35:58Speaker 5: Yes, this is I just heard about this. No, I
- 36:01Speaker 5: think it was either last night or this morning.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:04Speaker 3: Nick Shirley in Minnesota going to Minnesota Daycares to investigate
- 36:10Speaker 3: Somali daycare fraud, as he alleged going down to see like.
- 36:14Speaker 2: What's going over all the Somali news, Bro, what are
- 36:16Speaker 2: they doing?
- 36:17Speaker 3: No existing Listen, you know what it is.
- 36:20Speaker 2: It's a smoke.
- 36:21Speaker 3: It's smokes being it's a distraction. They're just trying to
- 36:23Speaker 3: blame another minority group for messing things up.
- 36:27Speaker 5: And it's just like, remember they were talking about Haitians.
- 36:29Speaker 3: Now now it's now we're on the Somalians. It was
- 36:32Speaker 3: Haitians in Ohio or wherever there's in Ohio eating dogs, and.
- 36:36Speaker 2: Now it's dogs.
- 36:38Speaker 3: Yeah, now it's Somalians in Minnesota. He said, the biggest
- 36:42Speaker 3: biggest fraud in America, American history, supposed to be like
- 36:46Speaker 3: eight nine billion dollars or something daycare services. And it
- 36:50Speaker 3: turned out that one this was already investigated in being
- 36:56Speaker 3: already documented and was already being investigated by the state
- 37:00Speaker 3: to a lot of the places he went to were
- 37:02Speaker 3: either closed or already received received like citations or like
- 37:08Speaker 3: already received like punishments for their wrongdoings. And most of
- 37:12Speaker 3: it wasn't fraud, it was just actually being overcrowded. Because
- 37:15Speaker 3: he was reporting that there was empty daycare centers and
- 37:18Speaker 3: they were pretty much charging the state for a bunch
- 37:21Speaker 3: of kids that weren't in there.
- 37:22Speaker 5: Sidebar, keen, did you hear anything about this?
- 37:25Speaker 7: No?
- 37:25Speaker 2: Do you know?
- 37:26Speaker 5: Do you know how he was going about this shit?
- 37:29Speaker 3: This is the funniest part this nigga was you No, no, Keenan,
- 37:32Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess. How do you think he's going about
- 37:34Speaker 3: investigating these daycare centers? This is a white aid or
- 37:38Speaker 3: white twenty year old from not from Minnesota.
- 37:41Speaker 2: By the way, white guy, where's it from? From Utah?
- 37:45Speaker 2: I think how is he investigating these daycare centers? He
- 37:48Speaker 2: pulled all was his name?
- 37:49Speaker 5: Who's the kid that shot the dude?
- 37:50Speaker 2: I would hope that he's going to these daycare centers
- 37:52Speaker 2: to see if there's kids there.
- 37:54Speaker 3: But okay, all right answer because he was.
- 37:57Speaker 2: You're not wrong.
- 37:58Speaker 5: But obviously he was going about it like pulling up
- 38:02Speaker 5: to the daycare, let me see the kids, show me.
- 38:06Speaker 3: The kids knocking on the door. You have you have
- 38:10Speaker 3: like four or five masked men with you in a
- 38:12Speaker 3: camera crew where the children.
- 38:14Speaker 2: Showed up looking like ice. What the fuck exactly?
- 38:17Speaker 5: People are like, no, I'm not letting you see any kids.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Are you crazy?
- 38:23Speaker 3: And you know the the uh people that were a
- 38:26Speaker 3: little more intelligent and to saw this and said, why
- 38:29Speaker 3: would we let a random person with a camera crew
- 38:33Speaker 3: just come in and see children? What the fuck with
- 38:36Speaker 3: no like, no court order, no jurisdiction here, You just yeah,
- 38:41Speaker 3: let me see the kids. Is that a daycare center?
- 38:45Speaker 3: You want your kid going through at all?
- 38:47Speaker 2: You just let it? You just let it? Oh you
- 38:49Speaker 2: want to see the kids? You want which one see?
- 38:55Speaker 2: Just the smiler kids? Oh? Okay? Oh white man broke
- 38:57Speaker 2: in the cannery garden? Toda, oh white man? What they
- 39:00Speaker 2: do about it? Nothing typical? That's what happened.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Was that it from a new girl exactly, exactly, a
- 39:10Speaker 1: new girl for everything.
- 39:12Speaker 2: Oh, it's a new girl quote, just like the responsorball
- 39:15Speaker 2: quote for everything. There's a new girl quote for everything.
- 39:17Speaker 2: But that's crazy, bro.
- 39:18Speaker 3: But yeah, that's pretty much all I had to say
- 39:21Speaker 3: about it.
- 39:21Speaker 1: What did you have to say about it? Did you
- 39:23Speaker 1: see all keep on going? Did you see all the
- 39:26Speaker 1: people who are like coming out saying like I thought
- 39:30Speaker 1: that he was onto something until I actually did my research. Obviously,
- 39:34Speaker 1: because the woman who is leading now if you notice
- 39:38Speaker 1: Maga is no longer talking about this, do you know why?
- 39:41Speaker 1: Because they found out who was like the ringleader.
- 39:43Speaker 2: Of all this.
- 39:44Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a white lady and she I'm sorry
- 39:48Speaker 3: when I saw this, she was already known to be
- 39:51Speaker 3: the person that was leading this. Amy Lee Buck is
- 39:55Speaker 3: that her name? I'm not sure? Sorry, Yeah, amy Bach,
- 40:02Speaker 3: Amy back Choi, amy Bach? So yeah, Amy Boch facilitated
- 40:07Speaker 3: the theft of two hundred and forty million. Wow. So yeah,
- 40:14Speaker 3: not somlion. So yeah, what now? And this is all
- 40:19Speaker 3: obviously a kind of like a smoke screen to me
- 40:23Speaker 3: because of the Epstein Files and all this stuff. So
- 40:25Speaker 3: it's like ironic. You got these files talking about children
- 40:30Speaker 3: and people dealing with children, abusing children, and you try
- 40:33Speaker 3: to distract them by saying like, oh, there's some child
- 40:37Speaker 3: endangerment child fraud going on.
- 40:40Speaker 1: But I don't really I don't think it's an attraction
- 40:42Speaker 1: because I don't really think people care about the Epstein files.
- 40:47Speaker 2: I think some of them do.
- 40:49Speaker 3: I think some of them do, but I mean obviously
- 40:52Speaker 3: some of them are just like it's a democratic hoax
- 40:54Speaker 3: they believe. I think they're still drinking the kool aid. Wait,
- 40:58Speaker 3: so amy Bach literally got a wrest yeah for fraud. Yeah,
- 41:02Speaker 3: like this is is he didn't uncover anything, Elsie. He
- 41:07Speaker 3: didn't uncover anything. He Christopher Columbus, this this childcare fraud,
- 41:13Speaker 3: and he just said, like all these this, all this
- 41:15Speaker 3: stuff is happening.
- 41:17Speaker 2: He went to Nah.
- 41:18Speaker 3: The craziest one was he went to the one daycare
- 41:21Speaker 3: outside of the hours of operation. It says we opened
- 41:23Speaker 3: at one pm. He was there at eleven.
- 41:25Speaker 2: Looking for the kids, looking for the kids, trying to
- 41:28Speaker 2: open up the doors. Old block.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Heard this old block, right, that's literally somebody everybody where,
- 41:33Speaker 1: everybody at like bro.
- 41:36Speaker 2: Oh clothes. You didn't check our schedule.
- 41:42Speaker 3: You didn't take the old block schedule.
- 41:44Speaker 2: They're sleeping block and the birds were chirping.
- 41:47Speaker 1: Nigga you they've been Julia all day. Let them sleep.
- 41:51Speaker 3: Please be respectful.
- 41:54Speaker 2: The block needs their's these too. Oh that is that
- 41:59Speaker 2: is sick. But what the kids? Well, so we're gonna
- 42:04Speaker 2: open up for another two hours. Did you have a
- 42:08Speaker 2: did you have a child you'd like to check in? No,
- 42:10Speaker 2: I'm here to see the babies. Where's the babies? So
- 42:14Speaker 2: you're not a parent. No, you have to go. Yeah,
- 42:19Speaker 2: you have to leave here. You can't be here, sir,
- 42:23Speaker 2: my god.
- 42:23Speaker 3: Yeah, And he got pressed about it by the actual
- 42:25Speaker 3: reporters and just looked like a dumb dumb dummy becau.
- 42:30Speaker 5: He's like when I'm self proclaimed.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, just go back to Utah. Man.
- 42:35Speaker 1: He was on a Patrick bed David show.
- 42:39Speaker 2: Of course he was.
- 42:40Speaker 1: They said he's the next shark.
- 42:43Speaker 3: See that's and that's probably why this. Yeah, doing ship
- 42:48Speaker 3: like that, just pushing agendas, baseless agendas you have.
- 42:53Speaker 2: I hope you are.
- 42:55Speaker 3: Oh you have to relax. Oh oh good.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah is that your goal?
- 43:04Speaker 2: Yeah, shoot for the stars.
- 43:07Speaker 3: But speaking of other newsley news, we h, I guess
- 43:13Speaker 3: invaded Venezuela.
- 43:15Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm still confused by this.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Nothing cofused. He took her oil, just data back.
- 43:22Speaker 2: That's the story we've been told.
- 43:24Speaker 5: I did watch a history teacher kind of talk about this.
- 43:26Speaker 2: She broke it down.
- 43:27Speaker 4: Was pretty much saying like, yeah, like we had the oil,
- 43:31Speaker 4: it was owned by x or. Exon like got like
- 43:33Speaker 4: a large percentage of it, which is an American company.
- 43:37Speaker 4: Venezuela got corrupted. All the type of shit happened. And
- 43:39Speaker 4: then they were like, all right, well this dictator ship,
- 43:41Speaker 4: we're gonna take Exon out of it.
- 43:42Speaker 2: We're gonna split the oil kind of cut people out
- 43:46Speaker 2: and now said we don't need you taking that.
- 43:48Speaker 1: Pretty much they cut America out, which was America was
- 43:50Speaker 1: the middleman. We're just like, we don't.
- 43:52Speaker 5: And also they said that there was it had just
- 43:54Speaker 5: it has to do with the US dollar.
- 43:55Speaker 4: As well, because the way you paid for oil was
- 43:59Speaker 4: not or like because other countries were trading for this
- 44:02Speaker 4: oil or like you know, buying and selling the.
- 44:04Speaker 5: Oil and cutting America out of it. Yeah, so they
- 44:07Speaker 5: weren't using the US dollar to buy this oil. It
- 44:09Speaker 5: was bought with I can't remember that.
- 44:12Speaker 3: She said that the international whatever, the other standard of money.
- 44:15Speaker 5: It's very informative.
- 44:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:17Speaker 4: So pretty much they were like if we don't like
- 44:20Speaker 4: the angle that they were like kind of going about
- 44:23Speaker 4: this is like, if we don't do this, the value
- 44:25Speaker 4: of the dollar is going to take a massive hit.
- 44:28Speaker 3: Sounds like you just made your bed and you got
- 44:30Speaker 3: a lie laying it.
- 44:32Speaker 2: I was.
- 44:33Speaker 1: So they're saying that the dollar is gonna tumble.
- 44:35Speaker 3: No, no, they said, we pretty much saying that we
- 44:37Speaker 3: needed to do this to make sure the dollar didn't tumble.
- 44:40Speaker 5: Yes, because they were buying they're buying selling oil without
- 44:43Speaker 5: using the US dollars.
- 44:45Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so it's pretty much just like the same
- 44:48Speaker 3: old playbook of what the Iraq war. They have weapons
- 44:53Speaker 3: of mass destruction in this case, they said fentanyl and
- 44:56Speaker 3: the drug trade was the weapon of mass destruction.
- 45:00Speaker 2: And then the friend was coming out of Mexico.
- 45:05Speaker 3: Because but yeah, that's it's it's just like, yeah, you're
- 45:10Speaker 3: just saying that whatever, and the real source of what
- 45:15Speaker 3: you want is the oil. But this time Trump said
- 45:18Speaker 3: we're coming for that oil.
- 45:20Speaker 1: I said, it's ours.
- 45:21Speaker 3: Okay, they say it's only ours because we went and
- 45:25Speaker 3: we said it's ours. Yeah, it's on their land exactly,
- 45:30Speaker 3: he said, he said, because I mean and also, what
- 45:36Speaker 3: are you gonna say? Sorry. Also, Venezuela wasn't in a
- 45:40Speaker 3: great spot to begin with, so allegedly like a lot
- 45:45Speaker 3: of people wanted this guy out, the Maduro guy that
- 45:48Speaker 3: was pretty much arrested and confiscated and brought here in
- 45:50Speaker 3: the middle of the night from Venezuela to America. So
- 45:55Speaker 3: like a lot of the Venezuelans were like celebrating, saying like, oh,
- 45:58Speaker 3: this guy is gone. And then people are like, I like, see,
- 46:00Speaker 3: obviously the Venezuelans want this. In my mind, I'm saying,
- 46:05Speaker 3: if someone came and got Trump in the middle of
- 46:07Speaker 3: the night and took him away. I would be happy.
- 46:10Speaker 2: Does that mean it's right?
- 46:12Speaker 3: Does that mean does that mean how that's how things
- 46:14Speaker 3: should be done?
- 46:15Speaker 1: Like I was just wondering why it was so easy.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Oh, because they're Venezuela.
- 46:21Speaker 2: Yeah, they're nothing compared to America.
- 46:24Speaker 1: But I just feel like it should be a little
- 46:25Speaker 1: bit harder to get another.
- 46:29Speaker 3: They publicly said, we have ways to turn all of
- 46:31Speaker 3: their lights off. Yeah, and someone said like, yeah, he
- 46:37Speaker 3: probably didn't even make it the escape room.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Because it came out today that the United States put
- 46:41Speaker 1: a CIA a agent in his cabinet and they informed
- 46:45Speaker 1: him on where his location was.
- 46:46Speaker 2: Boom Wang.
- 46:49Speaker 3: Foreign affairs, dabbling in other places.
- 46:52Speaker 2: That that's what we do.
- 46:55Speaker 1: My old coworker used to deal with the CIA, and
- 46:59Speaker 1: he said, CIA two things. If the CIA is there,
- 47:03Speaker 1: they're either starting a war or they're ending or Yeah.
- 47:09Speaker 2: The term I was looking for was.
- 47:12Speaker 5: Bricks nations. Yes, yes, so those are all countries that
- 47:16Speaker 5: do not use the US dollar.
- 47:17Speaker 4: So that's why they were like, all right, we got
- 47:19Speaker 4: to get back in the middle of this so we
- 47:20Speaker 4: can trade using US currency, you know, petrol all that,
- 47:24Speaker 4: because if we don't.
- 47:26Speaker 2: They're just going to be trading without us using their
- 47:28Speaker 2: own currency.
- 47:28Speaker 1: It's going to fuck up the economy, especially because China
- 47:31Speaker 1: eighty percent of the oil comes from Venezuela.
- 47:35Speaker 3: And that's the Venezuelan oil talk, big oil talk, big
- 47:39Speaker 3: rig talk. Venezuela has heavy crude oil, which is which
- 47:43Speaker 3: is not something we're able to really produce here. So
- 47:47Speaker 3: that's the issue.
- 47:48Speaker 2: And that's like.
- 47:51Speaker 3: It's pretty much just like a better return of investment
- 47:53Speaker 3: when you buy that because it can be more easily
- 47:56Speaker 3: turned into like jet fuel and all the other things
- 47:58Speaker 3: like we're gonna use oil for So it's like economically
- 48:05Speaker 3: all the things are doing makes sense. But it's just
- 48:08Speaker 3: like morally and legally, we're not allowed to do this.
- 48:12Speaker 2: This is not But that's the issue. There's no international police.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Who go check me.
- 48:17Speaker 3: That's pretty much. It's like, oh, yeah, you didn't tell
- 48:21Speaker 3: Congress about this. Who's gonna stop me?
- 48:23Speaker 2: Who said? Who says this imperialism?
- 48:24Speaker 3: They say, ah, it's like, who's acting like a dictator? Me?
- 48:34Speaker 2: Well, who's going to stop me? Oh?
- 48:36Speaker 1: Did you hear? Apparently the final straw was the president
- 48:39Speaker 1: of Venezuela mocking Trump really doing the dance this is
- 48:43Speaker 1: a video of and he said apparently that was Trump's enough.
- 48:46Speaker 2: It's enough.
- 48:48Speaker 3: The gloves are coming off.
- 48:50Speaker 5: Yeah, they've been trying to start with these people.
- 48:54Speaker 2: But yes, just.
- 48:57Speaker 5: Weren't they weren't they saying it was like Venezuelan's uh
- 49:00Speaker 5: in apartments in like Colorado?
- 49:03Speaker 2: Remember that.
- 49:04Speaker 1: No, they were saying that they were what the gang.
- 49:06Speaker 5: Members, the Venezuelan gang members in Colorado.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Now I don't think they were Venezuela. They were MS thirteen,
- 49:12Speaker 1: but they were from another country. They and then they
- 49:15Speaker 1: come out and say that that story wasn't even true.
- 49:17Speaker 2: It wasn't even true.
- 49:18Speaker 5: They got me though, because I was texting about that prophet.
- 49:21Speaker 3: Privation, Somalians, Venezuelans, just any anybody from anywhere else that's
- 49:26Speaker 3: not white. We're going to try to spin it any
- 49:29Speaker 3: they're brown.
- 49:30Speaker 5: Correct, it was Venezuelan, Venezuelan and they were in Colorado
- 49:34Speaker 5: and they were like they took over the apartment complex,
- 49:36Speaker 5: there's a gang in there.
- 49:37Speaker 2: That I was texting them a lot, and nobody had
- 49:39Speaker 2: a video. It was like I was texting off for
- 49:41Speaker 2: I was texting doctor w Is the.
- 49:43Speaker 1: Land More could have done.
- 49:45Speaker 3: Nothing because nothing is happening.
- 49:48Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was last year, right over the year ago.
- 49:52Speaker 1: Now, yeah, that was like, yeah, that was like six
- 49:55Speaker 1: months before the election.
- 49:56Speaker 3: I was like, what did I do?
- 50:00Speaker 2: Nothing? I hate the dipocrats.
- 50:02Speaker 5: Oh, they don't sit on their.
- 50:03Speaker 2: Asses, that's true, Les, Yeah, we're living in a crazy timeline.
- 50:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:11Speaker 2: Sometimes the ship don't even feel real, it don't.
- 50:14Speaker 1: It doesn't feels like an episode of the Simpsons.
- 50:16Speaker 2: Yeah, bru, I don't even see Simpsons comparison.
- 50:20Speaker 3: Remember when everything happened something happened to be like the
- 50:22Speaker 3: Simpsons predicted it.
- 50:23Speaker 2: They ain't predict no ship like this. I'll just just
- 50:26Speaker 2: just give it a week or two. Somebody got find
- 50:27Speaker 2: the episode. Yeah, it was nineteen ninety four. Somebody gotta
- 50:31Speaker 2: find an episode.
- 50:32Speaker 3: The Simpsons episode Corey watching Jack. Okay, reubend against the
- 50:36Speaker 3: microbas you're still doing it. Cool, there you go. But yeah, So,
- 50:45Speaker 3: in the spirit of New Year, knew us kind of
- 50:49Speaker 3: new Year, say us, we brought back the Beater Brigade question.
- 50:53Speaker 3: Beater Brigade Question.
- 50:54Speaker 2: Of the Week.
- 50:56Speaker 3: So the question of the week this week was dramatic pause,
- 51:04Speaker 3: dramatic pause, dramatic pause. Did you want to say, what
- 51:11Speaker 3: is your holiday horror story? Got a lot of good responses,
- 51:15Speaker 3: and some of these I don't even know if he
- 51:17Speaker 3: was real, But thank you for telling the story because
- 51:19Speaker 3: I enjoyed it.
- 51:22Speaker 2: I mean, and I said this before we even put
- 51:25Speaker 2: it out. I was like, some of these are gonna
- 51:26Speaker 2: be bad.
- 51:27Speaker 3: I know, but that's okay.
- 51:30Speaker 2: I got the start of this question after watching the
- 51:34Speaker 2: episode of Abbot Elementary, and I'm like, we're gonna get
- 51:36Speaker 2: a bunch of those same scenarios, whole bunch.
- 51:41Speaker 3: Okay, So I'll start off, So, what is your holiday
- 51:43Speaker 3: horror story? He said, went to my friend's Christmas party
- 51:48Speaker 3: and unknownly fucked his boss in the bathroom a couple
- 51:51Speaker 3: then a couple times after I was seventeen and she
- 51:55Speaker 3: was a hot thirty eight. I don't know how that's
- 51:57Speaker 3: a horror story. Oh's the horror in that? Unless she's
- 52:02Speaker 3: gonna end up on the list. But I don't think so, because.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Because it don't sound like you put her on the list.
- 52:08Speaker 3: But okay, where's the horror? You just you're just trying
- 52:09Speaker 3: to brag to us.
- 52:10Speaker 1: What sounds like, yeah, just wanting to tell us.
- 52:15Speaker 3: It sounds it's.
- 52:17Speaker 2: Likely My loan.
- 52:20Speaker 3: Depends on where you are. I don't want to be
- 52:22Speaker 3: that guy.
- 52:24Speaker 2: Look what you did to me set me up like this.
- 52:28Speaker 3: The club was worth it.
- 52:30Speaker 2: But we we we we got one where it says,
- 52:33Speaker 2: visiting my GMA's house, my uncle fell asleep watching Brazilian
- 52:37Speaker 2: bubble Butt org three on Max volume, thin walls by
- 52:40Speaker 2: the way, in this room in the den.
- 52:45Speaker 1: It was time during the holiday, like the Christmas part.
- 52:50Speaker 2: I guess I don't know the max volume. He probably
- 52:55Speaker 2: like fell asleep on the remote. That is not in
- 52:59Speaker 2: just over Brazilian bubble Butt Orgy three.
- 53:11Speaker 3: Oh did I ever tell you guys the time.
- 53:14Speaker 1: You no?
- 53:17Speaker 3: I was going over my friend's house. He had a
- 53:18Speaker 3: younger brother. We all know who this is. I'm not
- 53:20Speaker 3: gonna say what it.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Is, going over my friend's house high school.
- 53:24Speaker 3: Yeah. We go in his house and we hear some
- 53:28Speaker 3: like wild music. It's just like sounds like some you
- 53:34Speaker 3: know the music I'm talking.
- 53:35Speaker 2: About, and we just like walk in.
- 53:39Speaker 3: On the big screen family room co ed Confidential or
- 53:43Speaker 3: whatever the hell is called on the big screen co
- 53:46Speaker 3: had Confident or whatever it's called. His brother is frazzled,
- 53:51Speaker 3: grabbed the remote and I'm just.
- 53:53Speaker 7: Dying laughing and He's like, what are you doing, man,
- 53:57Speaker 7: You got the volume all the way up like nobody's like,
- 53:59Speaker 7: this is even not even And he's like, no, no,
- 54:05Speaker 7: it wasn't even like that.
- 54:07Speaker 2: God, I mean he hasn't sat up. Just the time,
- 54:10Speaker 2: the time goes wrong. The big screen, the big screen.
- 54:15Speaker 2: That's why you don't use the big screen. No, you
- 54:18Speaker 2: just gotta make sure that you use the big screen
- 54:19Speaker 2: in time when nobody else is gonna come get you.
- 54:21Speaker 2: Using the big screen is overkilled. No, it's not.
- 54:24Speaker 3: That's gluttony.
- 54:25Speaker 2: How does that guts breed? That's like, that's like going
- 54:28Speaker 2: to the movie. There is to watch it. Mm hmm.
- 54:31Speaker 2: I need to see this.
- 54:32Speaker 3: I need to see this biggest screen.
- 54:34Speaker 2: They have theaters for it. Nobody needs that. They got
- 54:37Speaker 2: theaters and they need to go see the lady. At
- 54:40Speaker 2: that point you need you need a cat scan. No,
- 54:43Speaker 2: it just said I need to see them for k
- 54:46Speaker 2: ah D. I need both hands free, and I need
- 54:51Speaker 2: a bucket of popcorn. Sure, if it's a good story,
- 54:54Speaker 2: some mic and ikes.
- 54:55Speaker 1: Sounds like you're desensitized.
- 54:57Speaker 2: Sometimes the story is a little good.
- 54:59Speaker 3: He's just watching for camera angles in the lighting, the cinematography,
- 55:05Speaker 3: watching the throwbag, you.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Know, continued doc. This guy, you can talk about something
- 55:14Speaker 1: else two decades ago, but that.
- 55:18Speaker 3: Came you sick of what you're talking about. You know,
- 55:22Speaker 3: I'm a change man.
- 55:23Speaker 2: Me yat, we're talking about doing know that guy? All right?
- 55:26Speaker 2: This one says.
- 55:29Speaker 4: I was three months pregnant hosting the New Year's party
- 55:31Speaker 4: at my house by then baby dad, Well, baby dad
- 55:35Speaker 4: brought me.
- 55:35Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it brought her to lost up to Instagram,
- 55:41Speaker 5: this nigga posted.
- 55:42Speaker 2: Engaging pictures, Oh pe with this baby? And he posted
- 55:49Speaker 2: engaging pictures. How you recover from that without crashing out?
- 55:54Speaker 2: I don't know. Was it Dwyane Wade?
- 55:57Speaker 1: But I'm not a woman.
- 56:00Speaker 3: I mean, eh, maybe she's all right?
- 56:03Speaker 2: She alright, alright, alright, alright girl. You realize.
- 56:11Speaker 3: Baby, all right that everybody's good. Everybody's good. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 56:16Speaker 3: I can't imagine the audacity of the goal. Facts like
- 56:19Speaker 3: brought bought her a house and that's your side joint.
- 56:23Speaker 3: You're like, oh, this is this is us, this is
- 56:25Speaker 3: us girl, and then all of a sudden engaged.
- 56:28Speaker 2: On I look at the ring. Wow, wow, I said, yes.
- 56:32Speaker 3: But yeah, what's your holiday horror story? My brother brought
- 56:37Speaker 3: his new girl to Christmas Eve, only for it to
- 56:40Speaker 3: be as shorty I had cracked and had a pregnancy scare.
- 56:42Speaker 2: With a few months prior.
- 56:48Speaker 5: Hey, that's fucked up, because there's.
- 56:51Speaker 2: No way the girl didn't know.
- 56:55Speaker 3: Or or I mean, you never know unless they just
- 56:59Speaker 3: don't look alike and just they might got different pops,
- 57:01Speaker 3: he didn't put two and two together, or she's just
- 57:03Speaker 3: trying to move to the family like, hey, hey, that's
- 57:06Speaker 3: it's wild to me.
- 57:08Speaker 2: It isn't a new body if they have the same
- 57:10Speaker 2: last name. Are you asking me?
- 57:14Speaker 3: I am just throwing it out there, is it? Yes,
- 57:16Speaker 3: if you keep it in the family, does the tally
- 57:18Speaker 3: go up? I'm gonna have to say yes. I'm gonna
- 57:21Speaker 3: have to see the family tree does not count as
- 57:24Speaker 3: one person.
- 57:25Speaker 2: No, okay, okay, how I thought the win by lineages.
- 57:29Speaker 2: Once you introduced new lineage, that's when the body goes up. Damn.
- 57:34Speaker 2: But uh so, what's your holiday horror story? My mom
- 57:39Speaker 2: invited everyone over one year, knowing she was waiting for
- 57:42Speaker 2: COVID results. I was the only one that caught that ship.
- 57:45Speaker 2: It was out three weeks. So listen, listen, I know
- 57:52Speaker 2: they're not in yet, but I think I'm fine. Everything's fine.
- 57:56Speaker 1: That was such a crazy time.
- 57:57Speaker 2: What a crazy time. Man wouldn't not the COVID part
- 58:01Speaker 2: but shut the world down. Quarantine? Yeah, that's quarantine again, I.
- 58:04Speaker 3: Wouldn't How long were you quarantine for?
- 58:07Speaker 2: How long would I? I didn't get the full quarantine,
- 58:10Speaker 2: so I would actually like to because I was in
- 58:12Speaker 2: essential work essential.
- 58:14Speaker 3: I mean I still went to work.
- 58:16Speaker 2: You were the central one too, so yeah.
- 58:19Speaker 3: But now but now, I mean I guess I would
- 58:21Speaker 3: be staying. I stay at home, so.
- 58:24Speaker 2: We inside. Yeah, I could do. I could go like
- 58:27Speaker 2: a month, that's it. I would like a month. Give
- 58:34Speaker 2: me how long would you say? Give me a few months?
- 58:38Speaker 2: Like two three? I gave me like four five. That's fine.
- 58:42Speaker 2: I need to leave the house. Retirement, I mean, I
- 58:46Speaker 2: mean I will still be working. I work from I'll
- 58:50Speaker 2: be fine. But yeah, we do the podcast on zoom. No,
- 58:58Speaker 2: that's what we would have to do. Now.
- 59:01Speaker 3: We just got to come here and recording masks in
- 59:04Speaker 3: ninety five's Master Welcome through the North, my sisty then
- 59:13Speaker 3: I wore my half shisty. M. Yeah, I got a
- 59:19Speaker 3: couple more.
- 59:19Speaker 2: I got a couple more.
- 59:20Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your holiday horror story. Went to my friend's
- 59:24Speaker 3: Christmas party and unknown, Oh no, I already said that one.
- 59:28Speaker 3: Hello there, here it is. What's your holiday horror story.
- 59:32Speaker 3: I don't celebrate any holidays, but in middle school, my
- 59:34Speaker 3: friends invited me to his family barbecue and I accidentally
- 59:37Speaker 3: clogged their toilet.
- 59:41Speaker 2: That's one. That's that's one reason why I I don't. Granted,
- 59:45Speaker 2: I don't. I think I've probably called the toilet one
- 59:46Speaker 2: time in my life.
- 59:48Speaker 3: That's it. My own toilet, toilet countless times. I don't
- 59:53Speaker 3: know if it was the toilet's fault or my fault,
- 59:55Speaker 3: but this toilet was getting clogged like every other time.
- 59:58Speaker 3: I think the toilet my house is just getting It
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: was just it wasn't It was just you're not ready
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: for these not ready for these big logs coming down
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: the pike.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: Sometimes it's not even really your fault.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: I don't think it was. When is it not your fault?
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: It's the toilest fault?
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: Well, because you gotta be you gotta be more efficient
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: with your tp Nah. I think it was just the dude,
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: the log.
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: The duke was just taking it out like you guys
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: don't wait to very in too fluster right, you know,
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: I mean at this point I was, and that was
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: I think that was the problem.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: That is, it's rude to waste somebody's water. You're not
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: paying that water bill.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: I am started to keep going.
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: But also I'm not taking ships at other people's like
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: unless I know I can't make it home. That's the
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: only time I do.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: Rather than that, I shouldn't public.
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: House. I feel disrespectful because if I'm leaving Streaks, I'm.
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: Like, ah, exactly, Leaven Dookie Streaks is crazy.
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: But that's also something you can't help exactly why I
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: gotta be perfect.
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: It's the pursuit of perfection. I gotta try Dookie Streets
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: and someone else. I'm not paying any bills there and
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: I'm streaking up the toilet.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: It So what if you did that?
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: First link? Though?
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: First link is crazy? What would all? Right?
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: So scenario scenario you bring a jawn back. I guess
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: at this point it would only be elsy. But you
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: guys are single in the scenario too, bring a jawn back.
- 1:01:30Speaker 3: She's fine, she just asked used the bathroom. He's like,
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: you know, you didn't think someone like, yeah, I'm gonna
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: go freshen up. I ask you use the bathroom, she
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: goes in there. That's whatever blah blah blah comes out.
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: Then you got to use the bathroom, you go to piss,
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: You open up the toilet, it is streaked to high heavens, how.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Are you moving? Well? First off?
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: First off, how are you moving in the scenario?
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: I'm gonna think she's a wizard because and get the
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: smell soon as I walked in.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Now she was doing she was just doing a quick
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: flush at the same time flush. But but at that point,
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: like she flushed street times, she's she obviously maybe you didn't.
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: Hear it or got my water, so is quiet? You
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: want to hear the bathroom? My dumb pipes run all
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: through that house, So like you flush your toilet, not
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: like somebody beat boxing. To be honest, yes, to be honest,
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: but hey man, she's streak out. I like she just
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: like me.
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: Okay, that might that might really.
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: But also I just know I would question why she
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: didn't use the wand to clean it. The wands right there,
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: you could have got them streaks out.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: Feel like I could put down a rabbit hole, like
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: you even wipe good at this point just because streaks
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: and the toilet yeah, it makes me think, so I'm
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: supposed to be perfect, makes me thinks to be perfect, Wiper,
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: there's streaks in the toilet, And I want to tell
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: you I asked these questions, Are you a good wife?
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Gir No? I sorry not that I asked that.
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: I think about it constantly because I think that it's
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: almost an irrational beer.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: I think that more people are not as good as
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: wipers as we think that they are. I know they're
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: not on that And I gave the crazy I'd be like,
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: I know, she all wife good. I got as much effort.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: Because it's too much ass. But a story on that note.
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: Back in college, there was a girl that was on
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: our floor. It was me and now a bunch of
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: my friends now, but it was really just me and
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: now me and now that knew each other. Yeah, in Pittsburgh,
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: the worst place.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: As Doc said, it looked nice.
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: From that it looks nice, but once you're in New
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: York and Philly, Pittsburgh just like, nah, it's just not it.
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm in Pittsburgh. Me and now are there
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: girl on our floor? She's over in our room because
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: we have like this big common area inside our our
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: actual dorm room and she's doing something talking to somebody,
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: and she's bent over the couch and like some leggings,
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: O man. And I guess like her ass was like
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: near Nile's face, and he said the air that was
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: it was just not good. And I was like her,
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: like for real, like I, oh, that's that's disappointing. But
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: I haven't been able to look at her the same,
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: and I still see her on like Instagram or whatever.
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: I'm just like you, dirty dirty button.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: Shitty booty little girl. Yeah, shitty booty little girl. Me.
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: Cory and Gary have a various specific things about smells.
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: It's there we talked about because we don't like it's
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: mainly Gary. Gary, It's mainly but it's mainly Gary.
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: Because he talks about all the times I will never
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: forget a smell, so like whenever he smells somebody that
- 1:04:53Speaker 5: or smells something that's all, he never forgets it, nor
- 1:04:56Speaker 5: does he let us forget.
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: Of course, not just like the homeless man and that
- 1:05:00Speaker 3: I was when I was going to the smell like
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: the JFK airport. He smelled like some old foreign cheese,
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: but like the smelliest and I was like, oh my god,
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: this is this is amazing.
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: He smells like high quality, Like he smells so bad.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: He smells good.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: Someone will pay top dollar for this. But this is
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: horrible right now on this hot ass subway.
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: But yeah, oh man, okay, that's all I got my
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: holiday horror story. I already told you. I'll dropped my
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: auntie Spie and she had dementia?
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: Was that?
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: Did she tell that? And that she told that story before?
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: Like that was the last pie she ever made, the
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: last pot made. Yep, and she'll never remember that recipe
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: is gone into the ether forever because yeah, she didn't
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: tell anyone. So yeah, share your recipes before you get
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: dementia facts.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: I forgot.
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: I forget if y'all did either one of you I
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: say anything about the side piece side pieces? Okay, so
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: you got it? So uh somebody said, some men and
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: my family bring their wives to the first part of
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: Christmas dinner and the side pieces to the second half.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: People buy gifts for both.
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: Now what kind of family. I don't believe it. That
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: makes sorry, I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: It's too good to be true. That sounds like an
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: instagram S kit. And the thing I actually saw that
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: Instagram skit. I saw that because there was two side.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: Pieces and and and the person that put it in
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: the brigade of course, you know faceless no followers.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: So oh no, that was their burner. Maybe it's true
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: they had to get that off on the burner. Possibly
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: they can't be tracking my family. But that's crazy, that's wild.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: This one's funny.
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: But what story my Christmas gift stolen? Christmas Eve? My
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: parents thought it was a good idea to pout ninety
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: percent of the gifts in the suv in the hood.
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just going around with a flash, like, who's
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: dumb ass left it? Want of the fucking morons? Got
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: one fresh on the line.
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: Stealing on christs Eve is diabolical.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: I got something on all those lines. M eviction on Christmas.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: I was thirteen. We were at someone else's house and
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: we came home to all our stuff outside, our neighbors
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: picking through it.
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: I can't imagine.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: That's not funny. But it's like, damn, the neighbors know
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: you got evicted. Why going through it? Nosey ass? What
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: wrong with you? That's going to where to put it?
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: It's outside? It's like, what the fuck?
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: No, that's ours.
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: You saw it inside my house.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Yeah, but now it's outside, so yeah, freakame.
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: So it was like it was almost like, you know,
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: charity donations, nations, gifts, gifts, gifts, that's all mine.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: Shout shout out to the shout.
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: We have more.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: What's up?
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: What we're doing it? Oh?
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I got some question question Yeah, question question.
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: Main Pod asked some of the questions.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: Yeah, main pald asked some of the questions. I saw
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: something similar. Mm hmm. Come on, that's a little unrealistic.
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: I'm gonna change this to something I saw, but keep
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: it with the same person. You get ten million dollars,
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: but you have to stay in a room with Trump
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: for a week. You can't talk shit or be rude,
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: and you have to have a real conversation.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: It's easy.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: That's that's so easy to million dollars. I'm sorry, he's
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: funny as hell.
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: Oh no, I have plenty of conversations.
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I would be pissing myself in there,
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: like balling all that, like that would be funny. That's
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: the easiest ten million dollars I've ever met. And then
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: when I get out, smear campaign.
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: Bro, fuck him, say I'm making sure those files are released.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: I'd be like, be honest, shout out tu thanks. Did
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: you really hit him with the min Lewinsky?
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: M hmm, Bill Bill really got it?
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: Like that, Bill, Bill, You're really sucking big dick.
- 1:09:34Speaker 7: Bill.
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: He's a you know me, your boy?
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: What was you really doing? Lit? I ain't gonna say,
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: I ain't gonna say, I ain't.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: Gona even talk about I would just ask him stories
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: about like I'm a Rosa.
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: He would just talk the whole time about her.
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: Real nasty woman.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: Tell me about the first season Prentice. He hated, hated her.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Just fire her just because she's black and smart.
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: Don't don't be smart and black around me?
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: You doing and a woman? Yeah?
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: Nasty, nasty.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:10:08Speaker 3: Next question, mmm, oh, blind ranking linebackers. We could possibly
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: do that on Patreon, but we also need the people.
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: You gotta give us the people to do it with. Yeah,
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: that's too hard, Like I have plenty of ideas. Just
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: give me the list to make it easy.
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: What's our blind ranking?
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: Yeah, because you didn't give us the players. Yeah, that's
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: what I'm saying. I'm saying, like that's a hard thing
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: to do.
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: Backer for show.
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Julie Love okay, yeah, safety, Yeah, definitely safety
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: mm hmm. Next question, what's your favorite forgotten me?
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: Forgotten me?
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: I know you got one those?
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: I got so many, man, maybe maybe the girls like mmmm.
- 1:11:03Speaker 3: The my my favorite. It's very nonspecific, but it's it's
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: a time where Carlton's face was being put on everything.
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: That was a I still have that saved in my phone.
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: I got SpongeBob with the Carlton face. There's just so
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: there's just so I found a Roberto there's so many
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: of those.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. I have one that reminds me of
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: when when they were throwing a Kevin Heart's face on everything.
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: Yes, the same time.
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: That was like a full summer of that, same type
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: of time, same type of time.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: He didn't even know why he was trending because we
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: were doing it for.
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: The Kevin.
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: Kevin Hart memes are funny because it's just him looking normal,
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: just him looking at the.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: Camera would have had on just forgotten.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: My favorite forgot meme is the smugg little white girl,
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: Oh with the bob.
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: Smug white girl with the bob.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. He smuggle little white vines with a bob.
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: But Keenan Keenan did the same thing in Vegas, but
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: that with the with the s fun bob that.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: Uh hilarious. Still fuck that little white and we got
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: me to the pod or that little bit. I don't care.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: I don't care, all right.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: Next question.
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: Hi, I've been listening for about two and a half years.
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: I'm from New Jersey, but I currently go to school
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: in Louisiana. I'm twenty one and will soon complete my
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: undergraduate undergraduate degree, marking the beginning of a new chapter
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: in my life. Question over the years, how have y'all
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: stayed friends for so long through different career paths, distance,
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: et cetera. What has been your trick for keeping in
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: touch and remaining so close to each other? Also, what
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: that's we'll.
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: Do that each other. I wouldn't even say that. I
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: don't know.
- 1:13:04Speaker 5: I think it's just having common interest and yeah, just
- 1:13:10Speaker 5: thank God for group chats.
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: That's really what it is.
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: But even so, like we've still.
- 1:13:15Speaker 4: Had group chats that just like we barely texted it anymore. So, yeah,
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: just common interests and the group chat.
- 1:13:25Speaker 3: I don't know what to call him, the group chat.
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: What would you say the group chat, not like the leaders,
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: but the people that are consistently posting in.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: The group chat. Those people are the most important, the
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: people that keep it going.
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: Because we have one group chat that dies and we
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: only use it for holidays, it's because we don't have
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: a person that consistently uploads things into that chat.
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: Yeah, either the group chat poster or the person who's
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: always putting some randoming that it's not enough.
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: We did it frequently enough that chat would be that chat.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: But he but he does it like ops up once
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: every three months, and when he does use it, it's
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: hot for that day and then it feels out. But
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: here's the thing, like like he'll he'll say something and
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: then respond. Three days later he'll stop responding. I'm like,
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: there's no way you just text this message and threw
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: your phone in the And that's.
- 1:14:15Speaker 5: Like our original friend group from like seventh eighth grade.
- 1:14:18Speaker 5: It's like we're still all in a chat, we just
- 1:14:19Speaker 5: don't use Yeah. And Plus, actually, I think what what
- 1:14:24Speaker 5: really keeps us together is the fact that when we
- 1:14:30Speaker 5: growing up, we were like the last generation that actually
- 1:14:33Speaker 5: seeing our friends outside of and had.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: To ride your bike to go see your friends.
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: So like got in trouble for that. Yeah. So like
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: like we actually used to hang out with our friends.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: Now like you guys, you may talk to him, but
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: you're talking to him just on games. You're over here FaceTime.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: We like in our twenties, we would go to work
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: and then we're outside hooping for five hours, five six hours,
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: and we did that every day, like like if it
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: was outside, ayo, we hooping. So like we actually seeing
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: our friends. So the point now is like we we've
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: grown up. We we've lived the past damn there, twenty
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: five twenty years with these people. So we're with these
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: people more than we're with our family, like we we
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: I talked to y'all more than I talked to my cousins,
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: way more, way more so. I just met my fucking cousin.
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: My cousins weren't at my wedding, y'all were They weren't
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: my wedding.
- 1:15:27Speaker 3: I haven't talked to one of my cousins, and it's
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: been too long.
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: As soon as you.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: Get your own job, your family are the people you choose,
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: not the family.
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: Who absolutely exactly, Yeah, that's that's what it is. I
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: chose these niggas, that's why Yeah, there you go, and
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: you can un choose them. You can choose, you cannot choose.
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: It's okay, let one fuck up. I'm quick to cut
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: somebody off very.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: Like y'all could tell me if I'm wrong or not.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: I feel like when you're because I just I'm only
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: saying this because I just block my aunt on Instagram.
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: I feel like family is on so much of a
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: shorter lease in your friends.
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: Yeah, because like it's like when your family is like
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: you should know better, Yeah, you should know better?
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: Yeah to say, I like everybody know like, yeah this
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: is stupid. Why are we doing this? Sure? Yeah that's yeah.
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, this is dumb. What are we doing?
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: And then like my family hated, y'ah I hated.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: I'm like no, but I feel like me and you
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: may be more so like you and RT like I
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: feel like in our group, our friend group US three
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: are like the sobering friends where will be like you
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: are wrong, you are like I have people who don't
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: fuck with me because I've given them to sobering bit
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: of advice, right, And I just feel like, yeah, I
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: just people need that though.
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: And and and people are like, oh, ken is always
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: given advice that they didn't ask for. Well, if you're
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: going to be a part of my group, my friends,
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you know when you're doing something fucking stupid,
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: absolute percent, no matter who it is, no matter who is,
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: he don't have no favorites.
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: I don't at all like he will literally And the
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: thing is it's interesting because he don't really be in
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: the chat. He'll be responding to something like three days later,
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: like we didn't already finish this argument.
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: And.
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: And you know, I got to catch up and make sure,
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: like I they're healthy, they're good, they made it home,
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: like I make sure, like I check in to make
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: sure everything's happening, like just the news earlier, I didn't
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: see that ship and now, so I would have went
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: home and just like, let's see what the was talking about.
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: Surprise, surprise, like goddamn.
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: But yeah, man, look who it is.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: But I actually have been before we just in this,
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: I've been meaning more to like if I think of people,
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: text people, right, so like if I haven't, Like just
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: the other day I was, I just had a random
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: thought of a co worker because me and coworker was
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: making fun of our white co worker because she was
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: over there tom byt how like whenever she's sick and
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: she blowt her nose, her nose be dry, and like
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: we're like, that's some white people ship. But then I
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: was over there blowing my nose. My ship was drying,
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: having to put vastline on my She'm like, damn, yeah,
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: yeah you have. I'm not getting.
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: You.
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: Weren't You weren't over at Bell Nah No, I wasn't.
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: I was over there at exactly you're over there with
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: the straight cats and the food on the stip.
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: I saw another I saw a cat yesterday. I'm like,
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: don't you don't come back. It's it's it's still too cold.
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: Keeping pussies away, Keep keeping pussies away.
- 1:18:46Speaker 5: Okay, okay, but yeah I try to do that too,
- 1:18:49Speaker 5: Like or even if I think of somebody, I'll like
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: try to comment, Like when something put on Instagram, we're
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: like I just I do most of my networking and
- 1:18:59Speaker 5: talking through Instagram, so like I'll try to do someone there.
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: There was one friend that I had that thought and
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: I was about to do it, but then I went
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: to the text thread and so that they didn't respond
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: to the last one.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's strict. Yeah it is.
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: What if they just forgot I'm a literally that's literally
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: very forgetful person.
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: All the messages are to the right side of the
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'm good guy, I'm.
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: Good in that case. Yeah, it's a two way street.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: You know, no love laws. But just talking to the
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: brick wall mean talking to Kevin James just cool.
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: They had a second part of the question, also, what
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: led each of you to your own career path or
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: choose your particular career path. Goddamn ship, the.
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: Grace of God and the saint of a human being. Shit,
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: But I've always wanted to be in tech. I had
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: a job for almost ten years in tech. Still trying
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: to get back into it in some shape form of another.
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm just always like computers, so I went
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: towards computers.
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: Just networking. Really, I have no really strong passion for
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: what I do, but it pays the bills.
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: Really well.
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: I'm actually really against people. And when I do no exaggeration,
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: when I do speaking engagements, I always tell kids, do
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: not chase your passion, chase the money. Your money will
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: pay for your passion.
- 1:20:36Speaker 3: That's one way to look at it. Follow up question
- 1:20:41Speaker 3: just for you, what brought you to like aviation though.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: I just I wanted a job where I could travel
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: and make a good amount of money. And like I
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: never wanted a job. It's funny because of what I do.
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: I never envisioned myself like wearing a suit and going
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: to the same place every day.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: Yet here I am.
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: But you know, I like aviation, but like that's not
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: what I'm like passionate about. Like I'll be at watching.
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: Football all day because that's passion.
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: Because that's really like what I'm really passionate about. Like
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: I'll have my meeting or like I'm creating documents for
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: things after create and I'll literally have a football game
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: just sitting there. I watch every football game like three
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: or four times.
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: The boy's dream job is actually being the defensive lineman
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: codes for the Cowboys.
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: I actually want to work, No, I actually just want
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: to work in the front office. Yeah, Like and it
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: doesn't have to be a general manager. I just want
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: to like help build teams for whereas they could be
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: through the draft for free agency. That's really what I'm
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: passionate about. I would, I would. I would quit my
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: job today if an NFL front office offered me an
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: unpaid internship, I may I figure it out. I get
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: a job busting tables. I would figure it.
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: Out, but you just told them to chase the money.
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: But that that that job.
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: If I were to do an internship because of you
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: know that you'll do so well that you'll get a job. Literally,
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: I literally before I work, where I'm doing now is
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: selling cheap furniture, and they let me get my foot
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: in the door, and look what happened.
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: That's really alications.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: Literally, you people a chance, especially people that feel like
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: they come from nothing, They're gonna perform really well. And
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: I and like and as a hiring manager at like
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: a major company, like there's like a rubric of because
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: I'm a hiring manager now, there's always like there's a
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: list of questions that you have to ask and then
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: like you have a unique question that you have to
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: create yourself. And then I always ask them, tell me
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: about your dream job and it better not be this one.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: Do you say you better not be this one or
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: you're just I give them a lot more points if
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: it's nothing to do with what you're applying for, because
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: I know you're being honest with me.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. I guess you could say dj
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: is my career just kind of happened.
- 1:22:53Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:22:54Speaker 5: It just got to the point where I was making
- 1:22:55Speaker 5: more money doing this than any other job I had.
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: So it's cool, I'm pretty good at this.
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: Sound pretty I was like, dam I'm pretty good at this.
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: I'm making some money doing this. Oh damn, I ain't
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: even had to go to work.
- 1:23:07Speaker 4: I'm this doing so it's like it's just gonna happen.
- 1:23:10Speaker 4: But obviously, like I still like, DJing isn't forever, so
- 1:23:15Speaker 4: after this, I don't know, we'll see where it takes me.
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: I feel like I can do a lot of different things,
- 1:23:18Speaker 4: but we'll see what happens. But I'm gonna do this
- 1:23:21Speaker 4: for as long as I can. You best believe I'm
- 1:23:22Speaker 4: gonna do weddings in all types of corporate message.
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: I just can't no more.
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: So that ain't soppening. Well, yeah, be cool for right now.
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: Started off in a wolf pack. Yeah yeah, that nasty as.
- 1:23:38Speaker 4: Listen from the from the bottom, from the bottom, from
- 1:23:42Speaker 4: the bottom, but we hit from the bottom, from the bottom,
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: from the bottom, hm hm.
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: Oh. Interesting question for the DJ. I guess just for Elsie,
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: you were born into this world and you open your
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: eyes the first time. Which pod member and their partner
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: do you want to be your parents?
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: That's such a unique question, is yeah, you really don't.
- 1:24:13Speaker 2: And Brandy you want me and Keana, Corey and Nicolet
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: or Mike and Biggie.
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: You gonna hate my household?
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmm.
- 1:24:25Speaker 4: I feel like the most fun would obviously be either
- 1:24:27Speaker 4: Brandy and Lamont or Keenan and Keana. From there, it
- 1:24:32Speaker 4: would just be preference.
- 1:24:34Speaker 3: You want to be light, skinn or not.
- 1:24:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I might go.
- 1:24:38Speaker 5: With Lamont and Brandy because I think I might eat
- 1:24:43Speaker 5: better over there?
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: M m m What you mean by that?
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: Because he like it's like, you know, yeah, he's always
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: eating something.
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: Yeah, a little you know, god strong stream, heavy stream.
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: Yeah, they got like he's a little more they different, Yeah,
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: a little different.
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: But the thing is you don't venture around in your
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: food that much.
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: I don't.
- 1:25:03Speaker 4: But it would be if you was a baby, A
- 1:25:05Speaker 4: good opportunity to do a good opportunity to do so.
- 1:25:08Speaker 4: But also that's like my parents fault because they're both,
- 1:25:11Speaker 4: especially my dad, super picky, super picky. So like when
- 1:25:15Speaker 4: y'all call me picky, it's because like we ate the
- 1:25:17Speaker 4: same thing all the time because that's just what my
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: dad ate, or.
- 1:25:21Speaker 5: Same thing with my mom Mama. I don't really venture
- 1:25:22Speaker 5: off like that. Like she likes what she likes, that's it.
- 1:25:26Speaker 5: And realistically speaking, I probably have the most extended palette
- 1:25:30Speaker 5: out of everyone in my crazy thing about right, Like
- 1:25:34Speaker 5: my my brother eats if he likes one thing, that's all.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: He eats.
- 1:25:38Speaker 4: Sister, all of them, they all call me picky. I'm like,
- 1:25:40Speaker 4: y'all don't eat anything like travel straight. Yeah, I think
- 1:25:46Speaker 4: if I had to choose, they've probably.
- 1:25:48Speaker 3: Been taking my little baby Julie into Switzerland a doctor
- 1:25:54Speaker 3: and a nurse.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: You'll definitely live a much better LifeWise financially. There.
- 1:25:59Speaker 5: Also over there, right, I had the chance to be six,
- 1:26:03Speaker 5: I was lit saying over here five I probably you
- 1:26:06Speaker 5: know what I'm saying. They're both tall, but I'll probably
- 1:26:08Speaker 5: be taller than them.
- 1:26:09Speaker 3: Man, over here, you're gonna be like five ten. Okay,
- 1:26:12Speaker 3: I'm still a win. Yeah, I mean technically for you,
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: that's a win.
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: Still a win.
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: Listen, I'm trying to be the new age LeVar Ball,
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: and that's what I think. Over there, I'd be dark,
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: skinn and hansel, tall.
- 1:26:26Speaker 3: And tall stop tall, dark and handsome.
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: But oh my god, got Boris, Yeah, got the name
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: of Morris, got to I'd be walking around like course
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: Jayleen Duran I said it was Jayden. I'm gonna get
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: him on this pod. He keeps ducking.
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: You gotta twist his arm. He sounds like he doesn't
- 1:26:48Speaker 3: want to pod.
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: Even his mom was like, I think it'd be good
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: for him, Like bro, blank your ass.
- 1:26:53Speaker 3: Bro, like just we're not cool.
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: Don't even have now. Yeah, No, you're not gonna be
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: a big now but I'm like, bro, just just just
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: stays out here on off season.
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: No, don't forget about us though, even though you're having
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: a career year. Please yeah, yeah, my boy hooping, my
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: boy hooping. Next question, what do you think would be
- 1:27:15Speaker 3: a funnier superpower? Being able to see when people fart
- 1:27:19Speaker 3: like night vision but for farts, or being able to
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: make someone furt whenever you want.
- 1:27:25Speaker 5: Make.
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: Making somebody fart whenever I want the ladder, Because I'm
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: gonna make anything is, I'm gonna make sure it's always them.
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: Loud Elephants signed.
- 1:27:39Speaker 5: Oh my god, Bro, I would go to funerals and
- 1:27:42Speaker 5: make the body farty.
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: I'm doing it.
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: Those are just the gas, the natural gas.
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: They can get released.
- 1:27:51Speaker 3: You gotta make the funeral director explain that just like
- 1:27:55Speaker 3: now they're not alive.
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: Don't worry.
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: Don't don't worry. It's just I know, you see the
- 1:27:59Speaker 3: casket rubble it from that far. But they still got
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: shipped their stomach, you know they you know.
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: Yo ya know that they put butt plugs in the bodies. Yeah,
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: so you don't ship Yeah wait what like so so
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: like when they put the bodies in the casket, like
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: when they doing the bodies, they got to fill them up.
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: They plugged. They plug all holes. That's not the mouth, oh,
- 1:28:20Speaker 2: like like from the waist up, so like the vagina,
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: the butt can't be having stuff oozing. And I don't
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: even know how. I don't know how bodies are Yeah,
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: I mean I guess they because they use what's it called, right, Yeah, they're.
- 1:28:32Speaker 3: Using chemicals and like all that I don't know.
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: Don't want that and start seeping out like god, damn,
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: what is that? It's like something dieted here.
- 1:28:42Speaker 3: Well, yeah, A couple of my friends are funeral directors
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: and they do it. Just sounds I.
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: Don't know how that is one job.
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: I don't know how people do that.
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I could never but they say it's so profitable though,
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: But I just feel like, day, no, of course, but
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: I just feel like I don't want to be too
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: like to I don't.
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: I don't want to be they're desensitized. They showing a
- 1:29:03Speaker 3: picture of someone on a like there was motorcycling without
- 1:29:05Speaker 3: a helmet.
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: I don't want to it.
- 1:29:08Speaker 3: We're at dinner. I'm like, I don't want to see that.
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: No, bro, I promise, just not.
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: That's like your Lasagnia, Yeah head looking like Lasagnad. Like, no,
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: I'm good, bro, wicked.
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: That's one job I probably couldn't do. Those bodies what
- 1:29:27Speaker 2: you said.
- 1:29:28Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a close casket, like we're just putting
- 1:29:32Speaker 3: we're putting the taco meat in the bag.
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes it's it would be the fool the crepit
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: bodies and this got to tackle me in the bag.
- 1:29:40Speaker 3: Just put a bag of tackle me in the casket.
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: Walking salad or walking taco taco in the.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: Bag in the bag.
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: Yeah that's what God damn, I couldn't do that job,
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: no matter how much mm hmm. And then they'd be
- 1:29:57Speaker 2: they get the weirdos they be Yep, you could say
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: they'd be sucking them, nasty ass motherfuckers.
- 1:30:06Speaker 5: There was a soft white underbelly interview of a guy
- 1:30:08Speaker 5: who was doing that, Like he was like, I think
- 1:30:11Speaker 5: we're in a few room.
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: Yeah, they removed that. There was a girl told the
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: story on TikTok of Uh huh, that's what it was
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: in my head. Yeah, girl, you said, yeah, we talked
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: about it on this pot. But a girl told the
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: story of how she was having sex with this guy
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: and this guy just so happened to like finish on
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: her chest. But she started getting rashes and ship like.
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: She's like, yo, I don't know what the fuck this is.
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: So she go to a doctor and the doctor says that, oh,
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: you have uh a fungal virus or something that's only
- 1:30:42Speaker 2: found in dead bodies. So then come to find out
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: that the person she was fucking be fucking the dead
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: bodies at the funeral.
- 1:30:48Speaker 3: Home like feliac, nasty ball you need it not that
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: bad now, he's just a freaking boy.
- 1:30:56Speaker 2: Illegal.
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: Yes, it's illegal, super.
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: Illly his ass. Yeah, he needs to go to prison.
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: He needs to be in Megan's law because that's the salt. Absolutely, No,
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: he needs his own law.
- 1:31:09Speaker 3: Whatever your ass name is, that's your Put some.
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: Some white woman's name in front of the law. Put
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: them on that list.
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: God damn Susan, Samantha's laws, Becky law, Rebecca's Law's law.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: There you go.
- 1:31:26Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, all right, maybe last one. Let's see what's another.
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: Would you rather we see.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: Mhm focusing.
- 1:31:39Speaker 3: Okay, this is just as a nine. Let's say, fy
- 1:31:44Speaker 3: this bitch of bit lengthy. Would you rather have your
- 1:31:47Speaker 3: card declined at the vet immediately after they euthanized your pet,
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: forcing them to use a defibrillator on it and it
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: and it explodes, or have your card declined at therapy
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: and they use all the ammunition you've given them to
- 1:31:59Speaker 3: roast you for three uninterrupted hours.
- 1:32:02Speaker 5: Blow that animal, man.
- 1:32:04Speaker 3: You're not gonna roast me for three hours, my deepest,
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: darkest se class broke.
- 1:32:11Speaker 2: I can also just leave. I don't got to sit
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: there and be roasted for three hours.
- 1:32:14Speaker 5: They're gonna strap you in the chair, locked the door,
- 1:32:16Speaker 5: and say you need to listen. You're gonna be you
- 1:32:18Speaker 5: gotta catch me, you gotta catch me, weave man. I
- 1:32:23Speaker 5: guess damn that's crazy.
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: Clear got round beef everywhere. Oh God, being animal chunks
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: at your hair for a week.
- 1:32:39Speaker 3: Hell, yeah, that's crazy. Yes, I don't understand what you
- 1:32:50Speaker 3: said was crazy.
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's just.
- 1:32:55Speaker 3: What based on what we talked about on the last
- 1:32:59Speaker 3: Patron episode talking about of Avatar, I'm going to ask
- 1:33:01Speaker 3: this question.
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: They might see that what avatar?
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: A new one came out?
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: No, not yet.
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: I thought I came out already.
- 1:33:08Speaker 2: The third one.
- 1:33:10Speaker 3: Oh, the avag Are you talk about that avatar? Yes,
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: it did.
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: I heard them making them lighter, lighter and shorter.
- 1:33:16Speaker 3: What do you mean, lighter like this?
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: Not as blue as they used to be? Yeah?
- 1:33:20Speaker 3: Interesting, they say, why they're lighter white?
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: Just m Yeah, they're just lighter and shorter.
- 1:33:26Speaker 3: But like so they don't look as goofy next to
- 1:33:29Speaker 3: an actual person, significantly short.
- 1:33:31Speaker 5: Stupid, because that was the that was the point.
- 1:33:36Speaker 2: After because they took eighteen years to come up with
- 1:33:39Speaker 2: the second movie, I have no want to watch.
- 1:33:42Speaker 3: Agree, I'm probably gonna see it because I actually heard it.
- 1:33:44Speaker 3: It might be the best one of the series. But
- 1:33:46Speaker 3: you know, I just like movies.
- 1:33:47Speaker 2: You No, the first one was was Pokehontas exactly. Yeah,
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: three D. White men are dangerous. These white men are dangerous.
- 1:33:56Speaker 2: White men becomes part of the group. Now I gotta
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: I gotta be Captain save a even though if I
- 1:34:01Speaker 2: wasn't here to begin with, there would be no issues
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: the Avatar.
- 1:34:07Speaker 3: All right, Hey, guys love the show. My question is,
- 1:34:10Speaker 3: do you guys have a show that you just can't
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: get through? Mine is Avatar The Last Airbender. I can't
- 1:34:17Speaker 3: get past Zuko and the Assassin. I turn it off
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: every time.
- 1:34:21Speaker 2: Game of Thrones. You can't get past what Avatar? The
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: Last Airbender? That is some peak peak American? Where do
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: you stop with? Gaming Thrones?
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: Season one?
- 1:34:33Speaker 2: Too boring? I can't I can't get through the office.
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: But the Avatar? What what? I can't get through that?
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: It's such an easy watch the first season season one?
- 1:34:44Speaker 3: Yes, like.
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: Everybody say the same thing, But if I got to
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: get through a full season before it gets good.
- 1:34:53Speaker 5: But it's good in the first season. You gotta see
- 1:34:54Speaker 5: the potential.
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: You don't you enjoyed this the first season Once you
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: finish and go back, you know.
- 1:35:00Speaker 3: I don't think that's Keenan's form of comedy.
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: It's too dry. I don't mind dry. I don't mind
- 1:35:06Speaker 2: dry comedy. You don't even watch shows like that.
- 1:35:09Speaker 3: You like sitcoms.
- 1:35:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I like Abbits since of the same thing, just black,
- 1:35:16Speaker 2: but it's a little different and it got a lot
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: more action. It's not just in office. It's a school, yeah,
- 1:35:23Speaker 2: with multi with hundreds of characters.
- 1:35:26Speaker 3: Yeah, abb it's a lot different, similar.
- 1:35:29Speaker 5: But the office is literally like sixteen people and that's it.
- 1:35:35Speaker 2: Just make it funny for me, Like like I've seen clips, No, no,
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: I've seen clips and episodes where I'm like that's good,
- 1:35:43Speaker 2: But to watch a full season of it, I'm like,
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't do it.
- 1:35:47Speaker 3: Diversity Day, of course, you say Game of Thrones.
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: Not a bad show, though, I just I just can't
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: push through.
- 1:35:55Speaker 3: What can't you push through?
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: Like I just can't finish season one? And then everything
- 1:35:59Speaker 1: the same thing happens every time. I can't get past
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: season one and then I just go back. But why, Like.
- 1:36:06Speaker 3: You just get distracted or you're just not interested.
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: Well, that's a big thing. I'm very distracted because my
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: attention span is like one of a squirrel now it is,
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: and I feel like it's a mixture of like a
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: phone addiction and then like I'm constantly looking at like
- 1:36:23Speaker 1: three or four springs at a time. At work, and
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: I can't sit through like a TV show like pay
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: attention and then like ingest the information that digest what's happening.
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: That's why I just keep going back to shows that
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: ever I've already watched, because I already know what happens,
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: So it's just easy for me to watch or even
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: like with shows like The Office, I could put it on.
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: I don't even have to watch it, like I can
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: listen to I can just listen to it like that's funny,
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: Like I know.
- 1:36:51Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: But as far as like me sitting down for a
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: TV show and watching it straight for forty five minutes,
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: the only thing I can do that with is football.
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: The only thing mm hmm.
- 1:37:01Speaker 2: What's that TV show about the mega churches?
- 1:37:04Speaker 3: Right, Jamestones?
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: Not good? Not good? It is, it's hilarious. It's not
- 1:37:10Speaker 2: Keenan's form of comedy. It's just so extra and over
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: the top.
- 1:37:13Speaker 3: That's the point.
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: That's that's the point.
- 1:37:15Speaker 5: But it's like they're mocking churches.
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, it's it's it's not the mocking
- 1:37:19Speaker 2: of the church. That's it's the characters that are all
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: of them are are annoying, every single one of them,
- 1:37:26Speaker 2: Like the only people that's normal is the people that
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: they're beefing of with, and and they're like, yeah, what
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: the fuck is wrong with y'all? And it was like, oh,
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: we're the church. Every every character that shows annoying, Yeah,
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: how is he annoying? Because yeah he's stealing huh oh
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: with the churches. That's all just But like I think,
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: I think I watched like four episodes and I was like, yeah,
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: I'm good, Okay, I'm good.
- 1:37:57Speaker 3: Fine, Me and Mike enjoy that show. So Keeny just
- 1:38:01Speaker 3: doesn't like white TV.
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: I can quote how I met your mother all day.
- 1:38:06Speaker 3: That's true your mother and New Girls.
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: We know.
- 1:38:10Speaker 2: New Girl. I can quote that all day. Good stuff,
- 1:38:13Speaker 2: good comedy, good funnies. And neither one of those have
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: had laugh tracks. So you can't be like, oh, well
- 1:38:21Speaker 2: this is because you're laughing when they laugh. No, no, no,
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: you never watched seven two Bro Girls. I was a
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: fan of that show. I never watched it religiously, but
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: like when like I I come home from work and
- 1:38:32Speaker 2: I turned on c W and it'll be on, I'd
- 1:38:34Speaker 2: watch it, but I would never be like, oh, two
- 1:38:37Speaker 2: Bro Girls is on.
- 1:38:39Speaker 3: I couldn't do it. Cat Dinnings.
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: I just I just couldn't do it. That's the dark
- 1:38:44Speaker 2: haired one got them.
- 1:38:47Speaker 3: Yeah, she got the knockers.
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: I know, knockers, knockers.
- 1:38:51Speaker 3: Girls. I was thinking the broad City watching that.
- 1:38:53Speaker 5: Oh that's now that's some funny ass TV broad City,
- 1:38:57Speaker 5: broad hilarious and I.
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: Think you would like it a lot.
- 1:39:00Speaker 5: I got a new show, I think so if you
- 1:39:03Speaker 5: like it's like it's like New Girl kind of question.
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: Anybody watching land Man?
- 1:39:08Speaker 3: Nah?
- 1:39:08Speaker 2: I heard it's really good.
- 1:39:09Speaker 3: Though, all episode four land Man, Yeah, Landman, land land Man,
- 1:39:17Speaker 3: Land Many.
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: Okay, I'm looking for a new sit Can I give
- 1:39:26Speaker 2: Broad City?
- 1:39:26Speaker 3: Yes?
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: Year It's on Hulu.
- 1:39:28Speaker 5: Let me know what you think I've watched.
- 1:39:30Speaker 2: Now, I gotta find someplace to watch it. I don't
- 1:39:32Speaker 2: have that ship.
- 1:39:33Speaker 3: I think it's on Plex.
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: Oh, let me find out. Yeah, I don't know. There's
- 1:39:37Speaker 2: a lot of shows I we'll start watching.
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: Just do it.
- 1:39:40Speaker 2: But Avatar our last Air Brander, Yo, that ship is
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: so good and you get stuck with I don't even
- 1:39:48Speaker 2: know what is that Zoko on the side.
- 1:39:49Speaker 3: What episode is that is?
- 1:39:52Speaker 2: When he has the he becomes the Blue Devil? Is
- 1:39:55Speaker 2: that what he's talking about? I don't like, I don't
- 1:39:59Speaker 2: assass and I don't know what he's talking about. He
- 1:40:03Speaker 2: was half sleep watching episode. Yeah, the part where you
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: had to fight the cotton ball nigga.
- 1:40:07Speaker 3: You you don't remember that one of the the cheese
- 1:40:10Speaker 3: grits fell on the plate, and you don't remember when
- 1:40:13Speaker 3: Momo was trying to water been the watermelon?
- 1:40:16Speaker 2: Yeah, the watermelon.
- 1:40:19Speaker 3: When I turned it off, he said, I'm just breakingcing, Hey, yo, quick,
- 1:40:25Speaker 3: come onside.
- 1:40:26Speaker 2: I was break dancing to the lettuce man like Steven,
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: what a all right? I see the timers up. Yeah,
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: what did you say?
- 1:40:39Speaker 7: All?
- 1:40:40Speaker 2: You know? And at the end of the day, the
- 1:40:44Speaker 2: days going to end, keep on rocking.
- 1:40:51Speaker 3: Now. I make sure' all like just all that this stuff.
- 1:40:54Speaker 2: Man, appreciate y'all. Another episode of the Greatest Podcast on
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: yours See y'all.
- 1:40:59Speaker 3: Next week, next the same time, same place, Like, no,
- 1:41:02Speaker 3: it's the last podcast for real, because you know that's
- 1:41:04Speaker 3: ok f yo.
- 1:41:08Speaker 2: Turning in my mic, hanging up my MI.
- 1:41:12Speaker 3: Just make it up.
- 1:41:15Speaker 1: Good finding.
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: It's a lot like every every time I go on Twitter,
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: something about like yo.
- 1:41:28Speaker 5: What the fly is doing?
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: American?
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: Yes, they would just be like racist.
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: I mean, it was very much.
- 1:41:48Speaker 2: I don't want to hear no, I put American first.
- 1:41:50Speaker 2: I love my good Just say I'm racist, that's very
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: Just say that like it's the way you're saying you John,
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: make it seem like you're not. I mean, I'm just
- 1:42:00Speaker 2: waiting on the day when the overall consensus finally admits
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: that none of this shit is ours. We stole it first. Yep,
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: that's what I'm just waiting even then, because I'm tired
- 1:42:11Speaker 2: of here they're coming into our country.
- 1:42:14Speaker 3: We made this.
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: Actually, no, you didn't. You took it your your bottom
- 1:42:20Speaker 2: of the barrel ancestors got kicked out of where they
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: were from and go got landed here the boom wag.
- 1:42:28Speaker 2: You think the rich was on that boat.
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: No, no, no,