Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Talks to James Lark about his choice of The Androids of Tara (1/4)
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- 0:33Hamster with a blump pen knife for doing quicker.
- 0:37Welcome back to our hamster with a blump pen, the Life the Doctor
- 0:40Who Commentary podcast. It is a huge delight today for
- 0:45two reasons. One is I'm heading to my all
- 0:48time favorite season of Doctor Who and that is season 16 of the
- 0:52classic series, The Key to Time and my favorite story of that
- 0:56season, which is the Androids of Tara.
- 0:59But more importantly, I get to enjoy it with one of my most
- 1:02favorite people on this podcast, Mr. James Lark.
- 1:06Hello, James. Hello Joe, I didn't know this it
- 1:10was your favorite season. I adore season 6.
- 1:13I should have guessed from the title of your podcast really
- 1:15that this that this would be high up there.
- 1:18Well, that just came from me desperate for something that was
- 1:21stand out and I was like, well, what sort of I thought hand
- 1:25fisted bum vendor. That's an interesting insult.
- 1:27Maybe that will stand out. Unimaginative plotter.
- 1:30He says at one point. No handsome of a blood pen knife
- 1:33from one of my favourites. I actually don't think you'll
- 1:37think I'm crazy. I have it as a bum note in
- 1:39season 16. I'm keen on power of crawl and
- 1:42the Armageddon factor as. Well, I don't think you're
- 1:44crazy. I so here's a question.
- 1:47I I have slightly got the impression that season 16 is a
- 1:51bit out of favour with the general kind of consensus at the
- 1:55moment. Well, yeah, because obviously
- 1:58people are quite vocal about how they've reclaimed season 17.
- 2:03It's it's quite an unusual fan now who doesn't kind of
- 2:05basically love season 17 for what it is.
- 2:08And I think season 15 as well has been kind of reassessed very
- 2:12recently, not least because of the the Blu-ray release, but
- 2:15also kind of people kind of going no, this is a really
- 2:17interesting. It's a, it's a season in
- 2:19transition, yes, but actually there's loads of qualities even
- 2:23to Underworld, really interesting things going on.
- 2:26Even the invasion of time has got lots, lots of interesting
- 2:29things to enjoy about it. And I feel like 16 when I was
- 2:32doing my marathon, which was the slowest Doctor Who marathon that
- 2:36anyone has ever done, I reached season 16 and I was sort of
- 2:39enthusing about it. And quite a lot of the responses
- 2:41I was getting were were quite kind of lukewarm, as if as if
- 2:47this was a place that that they didn't think the show would
- 2:50really kind of work terribly well.
- 2:51And one friend of mine made a comparison, which I thought was
- 2:56really unfair to Teabag and the Pearls of Wisdom.
- 3:00Or you remember those ITV series where it was basically kind of a
- 3:03quest, a really naff kind of CGI tastic?
- 3:08I loved it as a kid though. Yeah, but but as evidence on
- 3:15YouTube shows, it's it's not in the same league as Doctor Who
- 3:19season 16. And I really think, you know, so
- 3:22you're either misremembering tea bag or you're misremembering the
- 3:26keys to time season. But I don't.
- 3:27But I sort of feel like where Once Upon a time it had this
- 3:32this reputation for being, you know, it's an umbrella.
- 3:34So it's the only time that Doctor Who did this and and
- 3:37people talked in I think slightly harsh tones about the
- 3:40key to time. I think it's like people have
- 3:42realised that actually the key to time is a bit of a silly idea
- 3:45and have a problem with that and playing.
- 3:47Hunt the key in all. Absolutely, yeah.
- 3:50Absolutely. I can't think of a time when
- 3:52Doctor Who is more suited to its its audience.
- 3:55I agree. And also it's the and and more
- 3:57and I'm going to, I mean, this will have some people throwing
- 4:03their radiophonic devices out of the window.
- 4:06But I, my opinion is that canine is a bit of a silly thing in
- 4:11Doctor Who. I think canine is a kind of
- 4:15because of when canine came in and when Graham Williams said,
- 4:18yeah, I want that, you know, he was looking at Star Wars.
- 4:21I think canine is a sort of R2D2 by proxy.
- 4:24I don't think canine actually makes a lot of sense in Doctor
- 4:27Who because what is canine? Canine is either a key or a
- 4:31weapon, and you know, the doctor has a key if he needs it, and
- 4:37the doctor doesn't use weapons, but it's somehow it's OK if it's
- 4:40a cute dog shooting out of his nose.
- 4:41The only reason that canine works as well as canine does is
- 4:46like, I guess two things. 1 is a really clever, simple design.
- 4:51But the main thing is John Leeson and Even so I watch
- 4:55canine, you know, Can you imagine canine in the, you know,
- 4:59the towns of Wenchuiang? You know, it doesn't make really
- 5:03make any sense. There's, there's, there are not
- 5:04many doctors you can imagine working with canine.
- 5:08And yet in this season where the doctor where suddenly it's just
- 5:13it's Doctor Who does fairy tales.
- 5:15It's the doctor in a land of princesses and castles and evil
- 5:19Queens and and pirates and and swords.
- 5:24Canine makes complete sense because the doctor is basically
- 5:27a wizard and that you know, they changed the look.
- 5:29They gave him a white cravat and they double the length of his
- 5:31scarf and suddenly he has he looks like this character from
- 5:35fantasy. He's even got a a wand which is
- 5:38the, you know, the, the, the detector for the key and what
- 5:42does. That make canine then.
- 5:44It makes him, I guess it makes him the kind of the, the, the
- 5:51cute cartoon talking animal from the from any Disney Fantasy or,
- 5:59or the the equivalent of kind of the the humble servant.
- 6:02No and and the doctor has his own Princess, obviously in
- 6:05Romana. I just think K9 makes complete
- 6:08sense as part of that team in a way that he never did before and
- 6:12never will again. I think also in this season as
- 6:16well, Graham Williams has learned a lot of lessons from Oh
- 6:19yes. So he's now certainly in the
- 6:22first four stories, things go a bit awry.
- 6:24In the last two, he's figured out how to spend the money and
- 6:28put that that on the screen. So there's lots of fabulous
- 6:30imagery. I think even the last two
- 6:32achieved that. I mean because the power of
- 6:34crawls got great location work. Gorgeous, and the Armageddon
- 6:37Factor does pretty well with its sets.
- 6:39It's, you know, there's a. Michael Hayes knows how to turn
- 6:42the lights down, so there's quite a.
- 6:43Bit well, there's that, but also that, you know it, it manages to
- 6:46do that kind of war-torn thing quite quite well, I think.
- 6:48But I think it's a very. Rebus to Pirate Planet to Stones
- 6:52of Blood to Andrews of Tara. That's the greatest four story
- 6:56run I think in classic series for me in terms of.
- 6:59And they all look great. Whereas design is a bit of an
- 7:02issue in in season 15. I mean a bit of an issue.
- 7:05Design goes massively to its up in season 15, but also I think
- 7:09it does in season 17 as well. I think season 17, for all of
- 7:12its many pleasures, looks a. Yeah.
- 7:15It looks cheap quite often. I don't think season 16 does.
- 7:18I think it's, I think it's a really well balanced mixture of
- 7:22excellent location shooting and really quirky, interesting,
- 7:26fantastical designs. And every one of those stories
- 7:29does something different. It's a it's a season with
- 7:31everything. Bringing in David Fisher as
- 7:34well, it means the wit is flying.
- 7:36There's just one banger line of dialogue after another.
- 7:40Yeah, and Tom? Baker is is sort of tamed by the
- 7:43the rigorous structure of the story.
- 7:45Or, you know, in the in the case of the pirate planet, there's
- 7:48not a rigorous structure. Maybe so much, but you know, Tom
- 7:50Baker can't fight Douglas Adams's line, so he just goes
- 7:54with it. But it just feels like he's a
- 7:55much more disciplined. There's more.
- 7:58Structures of the pirate planet than you're suggesting now?
- 8:00I recently did a commentary on that and I was surprised how
- 8:02well that hung together. Oh, I think, I think it hangs
- 8:06together conceptually extremely well because I think Douglas
- 8:08Adams actually did do structure, but he didn't do conventional
- 8:11television structure. I don't think he did 25 minute
- 8:14episode episodic structure in the way that maybe was necessary
- 8:19under the constraints of time. You know, where where Pirate
- 8:22Pirate Planet falls apart. It's not because of the writing,
- 8:24it's because the writing is so ambitious and they haven't got
- 8:26the time to do it properly. I think Tom Baker's at his
- 8:29height this. Absolutely, absolutely, he
- 8:32knows. He's he's pretty much the best
- 8:34thing on television. He's very well aware of his
- 8:37reputation. But because the writing is
- 8:40playing to all of his strengths, he just showed this story.
- 8:43Andrew Zatara. I mean, he's just a ball of
- 8:46sunshine running through this story.
- 8:49And it is it's, you know, he starts it off by going fishing.
- 8:51And it's like, yes, this is what this story.
- 8:54Is boring keep the time stuff anymore.
- 8:58It's a delightful wander in a forest with some tower and
- 9:02beasts and villains and sword fighting and.
- 9:06Love it. It's so lush this story as well,
- 9:08isn't it? You can just drink in the
- 9:10colours. I mean the costumes alone.
- 9:13It's a very colourful, isn't it? Yeah, the costume design is
- 9:16great. And again, if you look back to
- 9:18season 15 and look at some of the costumes, it's so kind of
- 9:22drab in places. Sun makers, good grief.
- 9:24Your eyes will start sliding off the screen whereas there's no
- 9:27chance of that here. I think Dudley Simpson's on form
- 9:30this. Season.
- 9:31He's on very good form this season and I think in particular
- 9:34this story, I think this is one of his, one of his absolute best
- 9:37scores. Have you ever been to Lee's
- 9:39Castle? Oh yes.
- 9:42Good. Have you ever been with me and
- 9:44played Andrew Zatara? No, I went with my other half
- 9:47and this is many, many years ago.
- 9:49This was very early on in our relationship.
- 9:51I think he was maybe tolerating things that he couldn't do
- 9:53anymore because Leeds Castle is an amazing place and and I mean,
- 9:59it's gorgeous, full stop. But it was also the location for
- 10:02Kind Hearts and Coronets. So when I was not being canine
- 10:06in the bulrushes, I was also being Alec Guinness in, you
- 10:10know, playing several different characters.
- 10:12Surely this just made him love you more, right?
- 10:15At the time, yes, I think now he'd been, he'd been sort of
- 10:17walking the other side of the field to me.
- 10:20I'm not with. Him I don't.
- 10:21Know that, man? No.
- 10:23Well, we'll go and have a play there one day.
- 10:25We'll let's go and play in episode 1 of the Andrews guitar
- 10:29right now and see just how much David Fisher thinks about this
- 10:32key to time concept. Not a lot by the sounds of it.
- 10:37Would you count us in? I would, yeah.
- 10:39So we're going to go in 321 and press play on your devices.
- 10:49Oh, hang on, I didn't dress up. I'm just going to go to the
- 10:51wardrobe room. Tara, Tahiti.
- 10:55Are you going to put on your tar and clothes which oddly, oddly
- 10:58don't appear to match the clothes that anybody else in
- 11:00this story wears? That's right, indeed.
- 11:03Oh, I do have a fabulous Archie Mandrite hat though.
- 11:05You know, made out. Of second Mandrite's hat.
- 11:09It's tea, cosy hat. It's wonderful.
- 11:14Here we go, David Fisher. What a fight.
- 11:18And just perfect for Doctor Who at this particular point.
- 11:22He knows exactly what it needs. He knows.
- 11:25And really interesting choice. We should talk about the
- 11:30prisoner of Zender a little bit because.
- 11:32I'm a little bit you need to educate me on that because I I
- 11:36don't know too much about. It, well, I'm not, I'm not an
- 11:38expert, but it's a it's based on a story called The Prisoner's
- 11:41End by Anthony Hope. Who?
- 11:47Oh, the lights have gone up. Hang on, hang on.
- 11:51Have you put on the Rebus operation?
- 11:54I've. Put on the Rebus operation.
- 11:57What's going on do? You know the clue should have
- 11:59been when the title said the Rebus operation.
- 12:02Everybody rewind your video. Rewind, rewind, rewind.
- 12:05That never happened. I'll.
- 12:06Go back to the. I'm sure I print, I'm sure No,
- 12:08because I remember scrolling through starting and going past
- 12:10the stones of blood. Anyway, James, would you care to
- 12:15count us in to episode 1 of The Androids of Tara?
- 12:18That seamless cut or are you going to leave No I'm.
- 12:21Staying. Of course it is.
- 12:24Tell me when you're ready. Just be, just be aware
- 12:28listeners, that this is the fourth story in the Key to Time
- 12:31season. Don't go.
- 12:31I'm tempting as it is to start with the Rebus operation, which
- 12:35obviously I love and which is one of my unofficial Christmas
- 12:40episodes. Are tempted to sell in.
- 12:43There's no in it. Sydney Harbour for $50 million.
- 12:47It came after me with a machine gun.
- 12:48Oh, I love it. Anyway, we're going.
- 12:52We're going for the fourth story in the in the season.
- 12:55And this is no go, James. If you get this wrong again, I
- 12:58shall not be so lenient, all right?
- 13:02Right, 321 press play on your devices.
- 13:06Does it say the Android attire Part 1?
- 13:08It's just confusing because they all begin in the same way, don't
- 13:11they? With the TARDIS coming out of
- 13:13this. Title sequence just two minutes
- 13:16ago. That's how quickly these
- 13:18episodes go by. Bit of background on the Rebus
- 13:20operation. It's no let's talk about the
- 13:22Android of Tara. It's based on a book called The
- 13:25Prisoners End up by Anthony Hope, which is a late 20th
- 13:31century hot boiler really, but sort of in the tradition of The
- 13:37Three Musketeers, that kind of that sort of genre and was a big
- 13:43hit at the time and was turned into several film versions.
- 13:48But I think particularly famously in 1937, a version that
- 13:54had Douglas Fairbanks playing the lead role and and ticks all
- 13:59the kind of swashbuckling, swashbuckling boxes.
- 14:05It's got sword plates that have sword fights.
- 14:07Sword plates. Good Lord, Is it all going to be
- 14:09like this, James? Bet you're enjoying this
- 14:12podcast, everyone. James just had a a breakdown
- 14:16during the androids of Tara. It it has sword fights, it has
- 14:20daring rescues, it's got daring do and it's got a double, which
- 14:23is very kind of of its time that.
- 14:26Sounds a lot like the Androids of Tara.
- 14:28But do you know what the Androids of Tara basically does?
- 14:32Take the main beats of the story.
- 14:33There's a lot more in the in the prisoner's end of there's a lot
- 14:36more romantic tension because by impersonating the king, the lead
- 14:42character ends up romantically entangled with someone who
- 14:45thinks he is the king. So there's a kind of, you know,
- 14:47it's mistaken identity takes a more kind of intensely personal
- 14:53toll it go. It's set over a much longer
- 14:56period as well. He ends up impersonating the
- 14:58king for quite a long time, but the main set pieces are all
- 15:04present and correct. I wonder if Fischer was familiar
- 15:10with the book. Maybe, maybe probably was.
- 15:12But I think he probably also would have been familiar with
- 15:15the film versions. And I think it had been made for
- 15:20television by the BBC as well, probably not long before this.
- 15:24So there's lots of reasons why it might be.
- 15:28I think it was kind of very much in people's blood.
- 15:29I mean, I think, you know, obviously now we don't black and
- 15:32white films from 1937 on the television as much as we used
- 15:34to, but I think it would have been in in heavy circulation.
- 15:37Probably there was a colour film made in 1952 as well.
- 15:40Should Doctor Who be ripping off its source material quite this
- 15:44blatantly? Well, it's been doing that for,
- 15:47you know, if you can do Jason and the Argonauts, then it can
- 15:50certainly do prisoners Ender. And I think the thing that's
- 15:55most joyous about it is that it, it's totally kind of shameless.
- 16:00There's no attempt to disguise it.
- 16:02It's, you know, even the title tells you what it is.
- 16:06But he but he then puts A twist on it because the the original
- 16:09story is about a double. In this story, he's got a double
- 16:13because he's got Romana resembling Prince Estrella, but
- 16:17he's also got the idea that they've got androids.
- 16:20So there are many double s. And that's that's Fisher going,
- 16:24OK, I'm going to take the original conceit, but the double
- 16:28from the original story is going to be an Android.
- 16:31That's where the Doctor comes in as a, you know, a technician.
- 16:33But we're also going to have another double, which is Romana,
- 16:36which is going to put her in peril.
- 16:37So there's no need for this romantic subplot because
- 16:39actually, you've got Romana is in danger and the Doctor needs
- 16:42to rescue her. It doesn't quite go to the sort
- 16:45of French fast levels that it could have done.
- 16:48Is it with people coming in and out of doors?
- 16:50All of these double S of everybody?
- 16:51No, but it's not. Something a bit more
- 16:53sophisticated. It's more sophisticated than
- 16:55that and it's and it's just enough.
- 16:58It doesn't over egg the pudding either.
- 17:00It never forgets the main kind of narrative thrust, but you've
- 17:05just got this added element of, you know, we can have double s
- 17:08of people. We can have actually kind of
- 17:10three different versions of Mary Tam because one of them is an
- 17:13Android as well. That's him going this is this is
- 17:15the central conceit of this classic that everyone's going to
- 17:18recognise. And now I'm just going to riff
- 17:19on that for a bit. But then But then.
- 17:23Go on. Go on.
- 17:24I was about to say, how resplendent does Mary Tam look
- 17:27in purple? I think Mary Tam is brilliant
- 17:31and she always looks brilliant, but I think she looks especially
- 17:34brilliant in this costume. And they they filmed it in there
- 17:37in one of the hottest summers on record.
- 17:39You can tell it's got that feel, it's got that holiday feel and
- 17:42actually when I went to Leeds Castle it was pretty much this
- 17:44weather. Yeah, me too, actually.
- 17:46Yeah, it was a beautiful day and I love the doctor's irreverence
- 17:50here. Well, I'm not doing that Key to
- 17:52Time nonsense, so I'm just going to go fishing.
- 17:54Yeah, that's great because we've we've done three stories where
- 17:57they've gone out and they've searched for the key to time.
- 18:00So David Fisher is going OK. Well, we've done that.
- 18:02He's and he's written one of those as well.
- 18:04He's. Written.
- 18:05He's written the last one, yeah. So what can we do differently?
- 18:08Fortunately, we've got Romana there, who is shockingly
- 18:11competent and manages to find the segment in about 2 1/2
- 18:14minutes just walking across the stream.
- 18:16She finds it straight away and then we can get on with having
- 18:18fun. That's clever though as well,
- 18:22isn't it? It's, you know, the, the, the,
- 18:24the thing that in this story, it's not about what is the
- 18:27segment, it's about how the heck are we going to get this segment
- 18:30away and. The segment does, sort of.
- 18:33It is threaded through, but very lightly.
- 18:35Very lightly, look at how gorgeous this location stuff
- 18:40looks and it matches location footage from from many a kind
- 18:46of, you know, that the Hammer Robin Hood films have this kind
- 18:49of look. The the idea of a kind of a
- 18:52British location and what's going to turn out to be a
- 18:55swashbuckler set in in these familiar surroundings that
- 18:58people would, you know, the the people watching would probably
- 19:00have been to Leeds Castle. In fact, probably much more
- 19:04likely have gone to Leeds Castle on holiday than than than the
- 19:07current generation because, you know, holidays within the UK
- 19:11were much more de rigueur. I spent my entire visit in Leeds
- 19:15Castle searching for these Doctor Who locations and re
- 19:18enacting them. God knows what the people also
- 19:21exploring the grounds were thinking, but oh, it's having
- 19:23great fun. Oh.
- 19:24They're probably used to it and and and and it's fairly
- 19:27unchanged. If you go to Leeds Castle you
- 19:29can find all the all the places. Yeah.
- 19:32The hunting lodge is still there.
- 19:34And I just love all this anyway, just this because I love mid 70s
- 19:39location work done on film. It's all sort of soft, isn't it?
- 19:45This is, This is good filming, though.
- 19:47I, I, I think we should, you know, credit to Michael Hayes.
- 19:53He, he's made it look, he's made it look more expensive than it
- 19:57is. I I I say that just just as the
- 20:00tar and wood beast is about to leave.
- 20:02Out on, I mean, he very cleverly does his POV shots a bit looking
- 20:05through there at Ramona. And then maybe the whole thing
- 20:09should have been shot in POV shots because the only thing
- 20:11that lets his production down is the tar and wood beast, right?
- 20:15Are we bothered by that? Not really.
- 20:17Not in this story. Not not in a story that is is
- 20:20light and frothy and fun. No, if that was the centrepiece,
- 20:25you know, Andrazani style, like that big monster in that, then
- 20:28yeah, it stands out a bit more. I don't know if that statue is
- 20:33still there. You know, I didn't find that.
- 20:34I did find these ruins. This is quite near the main
- 20:37castle. Is that is that a real statue or
- 20:39is that ABBC statue? You can.
- 20:41Use. I mean tell I.
- 20:42Assume that they they didn't turn a real statue into a
- 20:45segment of the Gita time. That would have been vandalism,
- 20:48wouldn't it? The links Graham Williams went
- 20:50for his Doctor Who stories. Yeah, maybe, Maybe.
- 20:53Did you watch that documentary recently, James?
- 20:55Well, the Graham Williams documentary, yeah, absolutely
- 20:58heartbreaking, very sad. Again, it's a kind of the
- 21:08feeling that someone maybe didn't realize how much he was
- 21:12appreciated because the because the Grahamian intelligent man
- 21:17would have been aware that a lot of his era was was perceived as
- 21:21a bit crap at the time. You know, he didn't live to see
- 21:24it reappraised. Really one of the many sadnesses
- 21:28of of of his life. Well I think as well found him
- 21:31was coming on at this point wasn't it?
- 21:33And making their feelings very aware via fans.
- 21:38Yeah. Graham Williams, in an interview
- 21:40I saw when he was at a convention, said he would read
- 21:43those fan scenes and be like, why am I doing this then?
- 21:46Yeah, absolutely. Everything I'm doing.
- 21:48But fans, what did fans know? I mean, what do fans know?
- 21:51But the, the poll for this year, I think Andrew is a Tara comes,
- 21:55comes bottom of the pole because they didn't want, the fans
- 21:58didn't fans thought they wanted spaceships and laser pistols.
- 22:02Of course, whenever they got spaceships and laser pistols, it
- 22:05looked like underworld and, and everyone was very embarrassed.
- 22:09But that's what they thought Doctor Who was and, and give
- 22:11them a, a, a swashbuckling fantasy story like this.
- 22:15And, and, and a lot of them were kind of going well, this is
- 22:18embarrassing because it doesn't look like Doctor Who at all.
- 22:21That man's in a suit of armour. So I, I, I feel sad that this
- 22:26story wasn't appreciated at the time in the way that we can
- 22:30appreciate and appreciate it now.
- 22:33And I'm not sure. I'm still not sure that it is
- 22:35appreciated as much as it should be.
- 22:38But like you said, that push into a fantasy and fairy tale,
- 22:41it is the ultimate refreshment. I think it's so different from
- 22:44anything we've had before. And it and it just suddenly kind
- 22:50of fits this doctor and this, I mean, to Mary Tam is brilliant,
- 22:53isn't she? She's she's such a a brilliant
- 22:58foil for Tom Baker, sort of his equal, but completely different
- 23:01him as well. And Peter Jeffrey, just he's got
- 23:06a face made for this kind of role, hasn't he?
- 23:08He's proper kind of he he could he could have walked out of a
- 23:14film with Errol Flynn or Douglas Douglas Fairbanks.
- 23:17He's got kind of screen villain written all over him.
- 23:21Well, I don't think there's any concessions to the fact that
- 23:23he's in a Doctor Who story here, is it?
- 23:25He's put in the same effort he put into, I mean, I've seen him
- 23:27in Avengers roles and things. Like that.
- 23:29Oh yeah, yeah. And he and he, he, I think he
- 23:33overplays it slightly more here, but it's a larger than life
- 23:35role. You have to, and the, and the
- 23:37source material as well. You know, the, the, the villain
- 23:41in the Prisoner's ender is, is, is actually fairly in the
- 23:47background. They're they're sort of, it's a
- 23:49bigger cast of characters because it's got the, the space
- 23:51to do that. And and there's a a sort of
- 23:57rakish sub villain who does a lot of the kind of
- 24:04swashbuckling. The main Duke Michael, the main
- 24:07villain is, you know, is is is almost kind of understated
- 24:12compared to the the so so I feel like Peter Jeffrey is playing
- 24:15more the the rakish younger can't remember what his name is.
- 24:20Is it Rudolph Rupert, they all there's the problem is the
- 24:27prisoner of Zender. There are a whole load of
- 24:28characters and they've all got similar names anyway.
- 24:31Duke Michaels rakish second in command is is is where Peter
- 24:35Jeffrey is during his main inspiration here.
- 24:38Look at Tom Baker here. Look, he's having a little
- 24:40snooze. And swords that have electric
- 24:46charge in the the hilt is the most kind of Doctor Who way of
- 24:50doing this story. And exactly what I mean.
- 24:54When I first watched this story I was in my just just about in
- 24:58my teens and 2nd to Doctor Who the thing I loved most in the
- 25:02world was Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves and you know I I liked
- 25:07anything with a bit of swordplay in but well.
- 25:10It's very Star Wars as well though, isn't it?
- 25:12But it's not very Star Wars because it's because it's not
- 25:15taking itself too seriously. It's much closer to the, to the
- 25:17swordplay in, in, in swashbucklers of the of the 30s,
- 25:22forties, 50s, because those swords are not, you know, the,
- 25:25the Star Wars ones. They, I think a lightsaber takes
- 25:28itself a little bit too seriously, don't you?
- 25:30I mean, I just think. I, I, I don't know, I just feel
- 25:34like they, they are, they've realized that those are very
- 25:38popular, that. Oh, definitely.
- 25:39There's, I mean, Graham Williams has definitely got silos at the
- 25:41back of his mind, but he's found a way to do it that doesn't look
- 25:44in any, you know, you don't look at that and go, that's Doctor
- 25:46Who doing light sabers. They couldn't pull it off
- 25:48anyway, so they no. Exactly.
- 25:49So get a rapier and it can set fire to the doctor's hat.
- 25:52Great, because it's a bit silly, it's a bit fun, but it's also
- 25:55it's it's a swashbuckler, but with a futuristic element.
- 25:59The music here, James. Said, Oh, Dudley, Dudley
- 26:02Simpson, He, I mean, Dudley knows how to do genre and he's
- 26:11just gone. OK, so I'm going to do what I
- 26:13would do for my kind of my Robin Hood score.
- 26:17But Doctor Who lends itself to that, right?
- 26:19Just lean into another genre. Oh yeah.
- 26:23Musically, yeah. Well, that's one of the reasons
- 26:26why I love this season so much. That's I mean that picture of a
- 26:30castle Bracht is now you can tell where the turrets are
- 26:34painted on. But honestly, when I first saw
- 26:36this, you know, through the quality of a, you know, a not
- 26:39restored picture, it absolutely totally bought it.
- 26:43I took a picture of that castle from that exact spot and then
- 26:47added terrible. I'll send it to you.
- 26:51It's quite funny. It looked almost like exactly
- 26:53the same. And you can you can go through
- 26:55here now. Oh, yeah, Isn't that it's just
- 26:59next to the shop now? Yeah.
- 27:03Does does Declan Mulholland play any other character than kind of
- 27:10overweight, slightly hunched, humble servant?
- 27:16Well, do you? Remember him in the Sea Devils.
- 27:18Same character except he says master or less.
- 27:22Doesn't go master. No, he doesn't go master.
- 27:25Oh no, he's almost a shame here. Now to cut to the studio after
- 27:28all that. Yeah, I do love all that.
- 27:29Well, wasn't they sort of front loaded episodes with a lot of
- 27:32location, didn't they? That was the the strategy was to
- 27:35make the first episode look absolutely glorious.
- 27:38And that terrible yellow couch? Did you see that then?
- 27:41I don't have a problem with the yellow couch because again,
- 27:43it's, you know, this is, this is Doctor Who doing what it does.
- 27:46It's a castle interior, but with something a little bit
- 27:48futuristic on it. Lots of computer banks and then
- 27:51test tubes are weird things as. Well, yeah, great.
- 27:54It's. A lovely mix.
- 27:56And the. Visually, it's capturing the the
- 27:59tone of the piece, isn't it? We are basically doing a period
- 28:02drama science fiction style. Yeah.
- 28:04And if it wasn't yellow, if it didn't, if it wasn't that
- 28:07ostentatious, it wouldn't stand out.
- 28:09So it I think it needs to be like that.
- 28:12Matam Lamia, it's. Just a great idea as well, this
- 28:15kind of tense relationship. Now that this is not drawn
- 28:18directly from Anthony Hope's novel, but there's a lot of that
- 28:22where kind of women are they're all servants in one way or
- 28:26another because they're all bound by duty or they're bound
- 28:28by an unspoken love. And there is a, a lady
- 28:35Antoinette in the novel who is, who ends up kind of with Duke
- 28:39Michael against her will and and she ends up kind of betraying
- 28:43him secretly. But, you know, there's there's a
- 28:46lot of this kind of is she in love or is, is is it a, you
- 28:49know, is she being exploited? And I think this is very
- 28:52understated, but it's beautifully written that Lamia,
- 28:55you know, has quite the crush but knows that it's not
- 28:59returned. I'm obsessed with those curls
- 29:02that are stuck to her head. You know what a look.
- 29:06I was in makeup. Oh.
- 29:08The some house that's still there.
- 29:11The some house and that's and that absolutely is in the well.
- 29:15This is the hunting lodge, isn't it?
- 29:16Yeah, that's that's 100% taken from the the prisoner Zender and
- 29:20would have been recognized. I think if that doesn't, the DVD
- 29:24compares the BBC production of this to to the BBC Zender and
- 29:28you and you see just how close these scenes.
- 29:31How do you feel about the low stakes of this story, that it is
- 29:36just sort of like a a gentle political story and a love story
- 29:40rather than, you know, Doctor Who's usually quite told on
- 29:43quite a grand scale? I don't think they are low
- 29:46stakes though. There's jeopardy that people in
- 29:49danger and and you know, and there's a love story at the
- 29:52heart of it. You think because it's a bit of
- 29:55a romp then that's why people think that?
- 29:57I think people get confused about what low stakes actually
- 30:02are. You could say they're smaller
- 30:05stakes, you know, in the grand scheme of things when you
- 30:07compare to to some of the other stories in this season.
- 30:10But there's this mistaken idea that the more of the universe
- 30:14you destroy, the more drama you create.
- 30:15And, and we've seen enough stories where half the universe
- 30:18gets. Destroyed, have you?
- 30:20Yeah, exactly. You know, known for its its
- 30:23thrilling dramatic tension, even flux.
- 30:29I would say, you know it it was going for this ground epic
- 30:31scale. And you know, the best episodes
- 30:33were the were the ones with quote UN quote smaller stakes.
- 30:37I don't think, I don't think there any member of this cast is
- 30:41playing these stakes as if they don't count for something.
- 30:45I think we're very well aware that should Count Grendel a sin
- 30:49to the throne, it's going to be bad news for everybody else.
- 30:52Yeah. And that isn't that what I mean,
- 30:55isn't that your traditional Doctor Who story that the Doctor
- 30:58goes into a place, whatever the place is, whatever, whether the
- 31:01stakes are, you know, the whole planet or universal or, or just
- 31:05a, a, you know, a city, the Doctor's going to get involved.
- 31:11There are plenty of, plenty of stories where the Doctor's
- 31:13involvement is, you know, just kind of rescuing the, the, the
- 31:17ordinary folk of a small place. I don't think that's very
- 31:20subtle, you know, drawing that big pencil line across her neck.
- 31:24How's she going? How's she going to get a
- 31:25straight job? I'm not sure.
- 31:28I mean, I have to say I'm not sure that's the most sensible
- 31:30way of dismantling an Android. What?
- 31:34Just taking the buzz. Saw to her heads.
- 31:36Yeah. I don't think subtlety was in
- 31:39David Fisher's mind, though, when he was writing this script.
- 31:42I did love that bit there where the doctor went, oh, is it?
- 31:45I'm like, no, I'm just going to go.
- 31:46And he opens the door and the guards standing there.
- 31:50All of that, all of that kind of to and fro with, with those
- 31:53characters and the suspicion and the banter and this is, this is
- 31:59part of the convention, isn't it, that, that the most
- 32:01villainous people are still terribly, terribly polite.
- 32:04Well, that is your classic period drama, right?
- 32:07Mary Tom's attitude in this is great as well.
- 32:10Well, you can keep your head my dear.
- 32:12I may have a better use for it. I believe I had that quote sent
- 32:16to me at some point this week. Oh, the lines are great.
- 32:21As real as you and as deadly as the plague.
- 32:24If only she were real, I'd marry her.
- 32:27It's very quotable stuff. Very quotable.
- 32:31Oh, there is a sort of gentle sort of class commentary in this
- 32:36as well, isn't? It Oh yeah, definitely yes.
- 32:39I love the idea that fixing androids would be a a peasant
- 32:42pastime. It looks just like the Android
- 32:46from the Android Invasion. Does it?
- 32:49Yeah, that's it. But the the second you put the
- 32:52rubber mask on it, it looks just like the axe.
- 32:54Just like him. That's a pretty good mask.
- 32:57Yeah, that's. Not too bad.
- 32:59Yeah, the first thing Tom Baker does, the second he does the job
- 33:04is have a drink. Which is true to life, I hear.
- 33:08The, the Simon Lack character is very good as well.
- 33:12I, I mean, I, I, I, I like the, the young kind of, I like
- 33:17Farai's kind of young and headstrong, but I, I do like the
- 33:20way that Zardek sort of stands in the background being worldly
- 33:24wise. The king to be here tells the
- 33:28entire plot of the story. Now, now, look, this is what's
- 33:31going to happen. And this if I get here, but
- 33:35Count Grendel might be waiting for me.
- 33:37And there's just the whole story is laid out in front of you here
- 33:40in one one big go. Very useful.
- 33:45But it's. It's.
- 33:47It's written as dialogue, it's not one person standing and and
- 33:51it's well filmed as well. Again, well done.
- 33:53Michael Hayes for making this scene kind of in, in, you know,
- 33:57of people talking in a room, interesting to look at and
- 34:00putting people, different people in the foreground, different
- 34:02people in the background. And there's enough people
- 34:04talking as well that it has some flow to it.
- 34:08And that's lovely. Well, it's been done before.
- 34:11I mean, that's, that's much subtler than the end of
- 34:13Underworld, where it's like, well, it's just like Jason the
- 34:15Argonaut. Did you call him Jason?
- 34:17Jason Jackson. Jason Jackson.
- 34:18Oh, Golden Fleece. I mean, I'd, I'd much rather
- 34:21kind of just a, a subtle kind of, yeah, you might have seen
- 34:25this somewhere. At least he didn't look straight
- 34:28at the camera. I've been told he does do this
- 34:30sort of thing from time to time. That is a big needle.
- 34:35Do you think this is Mary Towns strongest story?
- 34:41I mean, obviously it's the one where she gets the most to do.
- 34:44She gets plenty to do in this one, obviously.
- 34:49I mean, she's playing different versions of herself as well, but
- 34:53she's she's good in all of them. She's great in Rebus operation.
- 35:00I guess. She's less to less to do in
- 35:02Stones of Blood, I guess. Yes, you're hanging off that
- 35:05Cliff for quite some time. Isn't she chained to the wall?
- 35:08She's great in Pirate Planet though when she walks into.
- 35:10The bridge. And she's utterly unimpressed by
- 35:13all the technology and him, yes, they do this a couple of times
- 35:20in this, you know, the CSO of having two people in the same
- 35:23shot. But it's very well done.
- 35:25Very nicely done. They've, they've, they've worked
- 35:28out how to, how to play it now. It's because it's not very
- 35:30showy, you know, it's almost a bit Workman.
- 35:33But yeah, that's why it works. Oh look, he gets the money on
- 35:37his scarf and he pulls it across the table.
- 35:39Tom Baker has has owned the art of working the scarf by this
- 35:43point, hasn't he? That's why he needs twice as
- 35:45much of it. Isn't this the episode where he
- 35:47has that line about would you mind not stepping on my scarf?
- 35:50My hat's on fire, yes. So all of this, this set piece,
- 35:56I mean, obviously the story, the back story is, is different to
- 35:59Zander the Princess locked in the castle is a complete
- 36:03invention of David Fischer's. But the, the, there's a scene in
- 36:07the novel where they all get drunk and then there's the final
- 36:10bottle of wine is delivered by Duke Michael and, and, and
- 36:15that's what takes out the, the Prince.
- 36:19So the set again, he's, he's, he's following the beats.
- 36:21He gets his first cliffhanger from, you know, a a significant,
- 36:24memorable scene in the novel. And why love is obviously the
- 36:29the jeopardy is them all being knocked out.
- 36:32But then the camera swings round onto Peter Jeffrey's self
- 36:35satisfied face and Q credits. And Dudley Simpson does.
- 36:40Tom Baker acts this really, really well.
- 36:42Like love him, you know, potent stuff.
- 36:43What a great line Dudley Simpson decides rather than kind of a a,
- 36:48you know, a big Dudley Simpson esque brassy court, instead he
- 36:53just gives a symbol role that gradually crescendos under
- 36:59played and it's beaten Jeffrey. Grendel, you fiend.
- 37:06Maybe you should have later on. There is a close up of him when
- 37:09he sort of laughs and goes. Maybe that would have been a bit
- 37:12too much. I think it's, I think it's
- 37:15nicely paced, his performance. He doesn't.
- 37:17He doesn't peak too soon. Well, and it's a great episode
- 37:21one in that it sets the scene well, it shows off the
- 37:25countryside, then it sets up the story so we know that what the
- 37:29stakes are and then just sort of as we're relaxing, a moment of
- 37:34jeopardy. I think it's a great episode 1.
- 37:36Really great episode, lots of lovely location put it in that.
- 37:39None of it's a really. No, no, no, it's got it
- 37:42breathes, but it's but it's pacey as well.
- 37:46Wow, aside from my copping coughing fits that nobody could
- 37:50hear because I muted myself, that was an absolute delight.
- 37:55This Michael Hayes fella, you know they should have him back.
- 37:57Maybe we could take him to Paris one day.
- 38:00Yeah, it would be interesting to see what he'd do with that.
- 38:03I hope he knows how to cross the road safely though.
- 38:05Well, we'll find out. You and I, however, will cross
- 38:08the road now to episode 2. Are you ready?
- 38:11I'm ready. Are we are we heading straight
- 38:13onwards? Let's do it.