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FULL SHOW: Keyzie the gambler · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot achey Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,
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  Speaker 1: No nasties try it today.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, This is a big show, really big Jason, hitch Night,
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  Speaker 2: Minogue and cheesy.
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  Speaker 3: I'll get it, you may Bastard's great to have your
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  Speaker 3: company this moody Monday afternoon. It's the thirtieth of March
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as always listening
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  Speaker 3: to the big show brought to.
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  Speaker 4: You by Toledoso.
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  Speaker 5: Did you say Toledo's, Yeah, man, Toledo's natural Richili drinks,
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  Speaker 6: Rehydrate the right way way, don't.
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  Speaker 7: Yous get a moogie ustallion house life getting pretty grassy,
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  Speaker 7: your mad dog, your sixth son of a b What
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  Speaker 7: a weekend it was and what a week ahead?
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  Speaker 6: Can I say that? Jason?
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  Speaker 4: Indeed?
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  Speaker 6: Oh God, I had the time of my life. But
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  Speaker 6: that's all behind me now, said, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's just all downhill from Oh you know, I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking about it today when I was coming back from
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  Speaker 3: Munga fire, was like, I am a bugger at Easter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: bloody short, I hate short weeks.
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  Speaker 6: Keys, you were said about that, I hate short weeks.
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  Speaker 6: Why is that because you want to do five? Totally?
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  Speaker 1: Totally?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, fair enough.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sad too, Yeah, yeah, nah, I can't wait to
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  Speaker 5: be honest, hanging.
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  Speaker 6: Out short week? This week's short week next week, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: Bloody Ripper.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff. I tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: We've got an absolute humdinger of a show coming up,
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  Speaker 3: don't we, Mogi?
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  Speaker 6: What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis well,
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  Speaker 6: another couple of opportunities to get yourself in the draw
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  Speaker 6: for Magic Round. We're going to be watching the Warriors
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  Speaker 6: as well as every other team play the Warriors that
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  Speaker 6: we'll be playing against the Broncos on the Sunday, and
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  Speaker 6: in between that, a few beers over and Brizzy listening
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  Speaker 6: out for the queue to call jump on the phone
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  Speaker 6: eight hundred Hodaki to get into the draw for that.
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  Speaker 6: Also feelers, Charlie Guv's going to be on the show.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to be dissecting what was a bit of
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  Speaker 6: a horror performance from the Warriors, and Keys is going
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  Speaker 6: to take us through his gambling efforts. Yes, he's a
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  Speaker 6: degenerate our kezy. We've always known that, yes, extended a
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  Speaker 6: little bit now so we're excited about that. Also, if
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  Speaker 6: you've had a hour of a weekend, if you've had
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  Speaker 6: an absolute shocker, we want to hear from you. Three
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  Speaker 6: for eight three.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got fifty bucks cash thanks to Toledos, to
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  Speaker 5: give away for everyone that texts in get yourself in
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  Speaker 5: the draw straight away.
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  Speaker 6: So why not?
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  Speaker 3: Ah, oh, that's such good stuff. Hey, here's Queen to
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  Speaker 3: the Stone Age.
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy, Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdiky.
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  Speaker 3: He is indeed smashing Pumpkin's here on the Radio Hodankey
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  Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: And fellas, I saw something today on the streets of
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  Speaker 3: Auckland City that I could relate to massively.
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  Speaker 6: Were you in the city, Yeah, the big city, the
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  Speaker 6: big city.
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  Speaker 4: We're heading into autumn. It is autumn.
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  Speaker 6: Wait is it?
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  Speaker 4: It is autumn? We've had a not great summer um.
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  Speaker 3: And I was walking up the street today coming to
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  Speaker 3: work and there was a young fella, maybe about twenty,
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  Speaker 3: coming down towards me, and he had a trolley, a
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  Speaker 3: trolley four all of trays and trays of eggs.
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  Speaker 6: Can I ask you if it is one of those
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  Speaker 6: sort of those hand those hands trucks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like a hand truck trolley, yeah, kind
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  Speaker 4: of like that.
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  Speaker 3: And it had a strap up, you know, to keep
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  Speaker 3: all the eggs in place. And he was going down
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  Speaker 3: the hill and I think the strap just kind of
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  Speaker 3: snapped off.
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  Speaker 4: He must have knocked it or something.
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  Speaker 6: Was it like a bungee cord.
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  Speaker 3: It was like a bungee cord exactly, Mogi keeping all
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  Speaker 3: the eggs securely in there. I say about fifteen to
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  Speaker 3: twenty trays of eggs, twenty four like the big squaze Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the big square trays truth things. It must have.
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  Speaker 3: He must have knocked it, because the strap snapped off,
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  Speaker 3: and in a cascade, these trays of eggs just went dish,
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  Speaker 3: no crap, hundreds and hundreds of eggs when you poor basted.
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  Speaker 3: And then everyone that was around him just stopped and
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  Speaker 3: he looked up at the sky and just stopped and
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  Speaker 3: he looked at the sky for about ten seconds, and
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  Speaker 3: I could tell he was saying to himself, this day
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  Speaker 3: can just go.
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  Speaker 4: And get royally. And we've all had those days, haven't we.
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  Speaker 3: You know where you where things just go so badly
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  Speaker 3: that you go, you know what the world can if off.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not doing this anymore. I'm going to bed and hiding.
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  Speaker 3: I'm hiding under the douve I've done.
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  Speaker 6: With the shit I've had. That exact thing happen to me.
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  Speaker 6: I used to be the vegy delivery boy at the
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  Speaker 6: fruit shop, Easy veggie boy. I used to drive the.
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  Speaker 5: Vegetable van on a Saturday morning at the fruit shop
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  Speaker 5: and Todunga there and as part of that, I delivered
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  Speaker 5: the eggs right And one day, while I was delivering
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  Speaker 5: all the veggies and I had trays and trays of
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  Speaker 5: those eggs, I forgot to strap them in and I
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  Speaker 5: just went around a corner and all it probably would
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  Speaker 5: have been like two hundred eggs the whole lot fell over,
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  Speaker 5: an egg and yog and everything was everywhere, all throughout
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  Speaker 5: the inside of the van, and the same thing.
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  Speaker 6: You just look up and you just go, now, what
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  Speaker 6: do I do? Did that seriously just happen? That's right,
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  Speaker 6: there's a couple of things there. Not only have you
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  Speaker 6: smashed them all, but now you have to tell your
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  Speaker 6: boss yes, yes, then clean it all up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the other thing to us.
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  Speaker 3: He just was and then he sort of bent down
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  Speaker 3: and just started scooping it, scooping it with his arms
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  Speaker 3: as I knock over a glass of water on the desk,
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  Speaker 3: and I just went, oh god. I remember my daughter
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  Speaker 3: when she became a runner on a film set. On
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  Speaker 3: her first day in a van, she scraped the side
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  Speaker 3: of the van on her first day in Bunnings and
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  Speaker 3: just sent us a photo going what.
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  Speaker 6: Do I do now?
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  Speaker 4: Fortunately she was.
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  Speaker 3: Very good at a job. They didn't fire her. But
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we've all been there, haven't we?
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  Speaker 6: Team?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that is It happened to me today. I
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  Speaker 5: was Infin and Jeff and inside my car putting my
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  Speaker 5: hood lining back in. Yes, And and I managed to
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  Speaker 5: get it all back in because it was saying and
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  Speaker 5: got it repair. That's fine, putting it all back in,
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  Speaker 5: putting it all back together. And I had my ratchet
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  Speaker 5: tool set with me, which has all the sockets in it,
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  Speaker 5: all the Imperial, all the metric. There's probably like fifty
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  Speaker 5: little sockets in there. And as I hopped out, I
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  Speaker 5: was holding the handle, but I only had one half
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  Speaker 5: of the handle. I didn't ever closed. All of the
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  Speaker 5: sockets fell out and then rolled under the car, and
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  Speaker 5: I was just like, yeah, little thing like that.
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  Speaker 6: I know that's that's a huge thing. And because then
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  Speaker 6: I was lying on a little thing that's massive, and
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  Speaker 6: I was lying on my stomach with my arm under
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  Speaker 6: my car fishing them out. Yes, honestly, I would have
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  Speaker 6: just gone, we're selling the house.
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  Speaker 4: I'm done with this.
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  Speaker 3: If you've had a day like that today it is
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  Speaker 3: now I'm three four right three, or if you've ever
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  Speaker 3: had a day like that, because I feel like we're
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  Speaker 3: going to send some good energy to this young fella,
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  Speaker 3: because he probably did get back to his bus and
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  Speaker 3: he it was like, you did what Yeah, you did
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  Speaker 3: what we needed those.
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  Speaker 6: Three four eight three. Give us a text, every text
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  Speaker 6: and the daw for fifty bucks cash thanks to Toledos.
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  Speaker 6: You can also call us on eight hundred Hadarkey.
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  Speaker 4: In the meantime, he's food Fighters.
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  Speaker 1: The Hood Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Is indeed super groove there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. Hope you're having a good one.
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  Speaker 3: The time is four twenty six. We're talking one of
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  Speaker 3: those days. So I was walking up to work today
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  Speaker 3: there was a young fella coming down the hill with
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  Speaker 3: a trolley full of trays of eggs, and his little
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  Speaker 3: bungee cord snapped off there and hundreds and hundreds of
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  Speaker 3: eggs smashed onto the pavement, and I went, we've all
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  Speaker 3: been there, mate.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he's paused, you were saying, just looked up
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  Speaker 6: into the sky for ten seconds, just.
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  Speaker 4: Stopped and just went I knew exactly what was going
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  Speaker 4: through his brain.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, And he couldn't say it in public, ice agest.
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  Speaker 6: It's just that it would have sounded what was in
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  Speaker 6: his mind would have sounded like what we hear from you,
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  Speaker 6: quite a like haughty Jay, which.
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  Speaker 5: Is one hundred percent. And there is something about doing
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  Speaker 5: that that does kind of make you feel better.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. I shared a story earlier today. I was doing
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  Speaker 6: some work on my car hopped out. I was holding
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  Speaker 6: a ratchet set with all the sockets in there, my
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  Speaker 6: wrenches and blah blah blah blah. Forgot to close it properly.
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  Speaker 6: It opened.
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  Speaker 5: Every single socket, which is about fifty sockets, rolled underneath
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  Speaker 5: my car, and it had been raining and I was
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  Speaker 5: lying on my stomach in the wet fishing them all out,
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  Speaker 5: and then I had to put them all back in
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  Speaker 5: their correct place, which is just so annoying.
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  Speaker 6: A few people here. Adam Tickster, he's done the same
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  Speaker 6: thing with his boss's set. However, if you open it
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  Speaker 6: the wrong way, you sit it down. It's like a
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  Speaker 6: toolbox thing.
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  Speaker 5: You put it down on the bench and if you've
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  Speaker 5: accidentally got it upside down and you open it, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: all that happens is everything just falls out straight away
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  Speaker 5: all over the floor.
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  Speaker 6: Night time, it is a nightmare. Heaps and texts coming
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  Speaker 6: through though Fellers. I had one last week where my
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  Speaker 6: daughter had her school bags up on our coat wrap, yes,
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  Speaker 6: and she was trying to pack her bag in the
• 9:57
  Speaker 6: morning to go to school. She was putting her book bag.
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  Speaker 6: Her bag is an absolute shock or been meaning to
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  Speaker 6: get a new one for ages. It's an absolute it's
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  Speaker 6: a disgrace of a thing. So as she's putting her
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  Speaker 6: book bag in there in your water bottle and your
• 10:09
  Speaker 6: sneaky snack lunch box. They have two lunch boxes these days,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you know about that, and then
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  Speaker 6: another lunch box and she go she puts something again,
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  Speaker 6: and then she'd reach for something else to put in
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  Speaker 6: to the bag, and then that last thing would fall
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  Speaker 6: out and so on and so on. And after about
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  Speaker 6: an hour of watching her do that, I thought, just
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  Speaker 6: let me do it might be a little bit quicker.
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  Speaker 6: So I am putting the things into the bag. It's
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  Speaker 6: still hanging on the hook. One of the things I'm
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  Speaker 6: putting there is her lunch box, which is made out
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  Speaker 6: of stainless steel ways about eight hundred kilos.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: So I put that in there, and then I go
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  Speaker 6: to grab something else to put it in the bag,
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  Speaker 6: and then that falls out, struck vertically, plummets at one
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  Speaker 6: thousand miles per hour and lands on all five toes
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  Speaker 6: on my right foot. Wow. The rage it was, I
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  Speaker 6: went through my toes because it was feet was it
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  Speaker 6: was like beer feet. The rage went threw my toes
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  Speaker 6: up my leg and all the way up to my mouth.
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  Speaker 6: And what I wanted to say I couldn't obviously say
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  Speaker 6: in front of my daughter because I never keys, and
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  Speaker 6: this will be you know, you've got a kid coming, man,
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  Speaker 6: You should never swear in front of your daughter. Just
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  Speaker 6: came out just pure. Yes, that moment is just like you.
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  Speaker 6: I could have sworn that I had broken my toes,
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  Speaker 6: but I had it. And then of course my daughter
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  Speaker 6: to make it actually be at ultimately is just dying laughing.
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  Speaker 7: That is yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And that's the thing too.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like if like if one of you guys
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  Speaker 5: was there and you'd seen all the sockets, Yes.
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  Speaker 6: You guys are crazy?
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  Speaker 4: Is that better or word?
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  Speaker 6: I think it's better. It can depends. It can't be
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  Speaker 6: too soon.
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it can be too soon.
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  Speaker 6: And you're like with the guy with the eggs, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: did anybody laugh or did everybody just feel for her?
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  Speaker 3: Everyone seriously, and I'm not joking. Everyone around him just
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  Speaker 3: stopped yeah, and was just like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 3: And then he had to try and scoop them all up.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not joking. There were hundreds of eggs and.
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  Speaker 6: He was scooping them with his arms.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he was just.
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  Speaker 3: Trying to he was just trying to get it all
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  Speaker 3: in one area, you know, because it was on the pavement.
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  Speaker 6: And that's I hate my life. Heaps of great techs
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  Speaker 6: coming through on three four eight three, every single one
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  Speaker 6: of the draw for fifty bucks cash thanks to Toledos.
• 12:34
  Speaker 6: This is a good one from a plumber there feelers.
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  Speaker 6: I had a good day, but there was one nightment
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  Speaker 6: I'm a plumber, I'm under the floor, strapping up pipes.
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  Speaker 6: I'm all done and I'm heading back to the manhole.
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  Speaker 6: It's more of a boy hole, but my fat ass
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  Speaker 6: managed to fit. I'm flinging my tools over so I
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  Speaker 6: don't have to hold them, you know, so you throw
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  Speaker 6: them up at the exit there, screw guns, strapping grips, everything.
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  Speaker 6: They are all perfectly expertly aimed to land right by
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  Speaker 6: the exit.
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  Speaker 5: And then I threw a pack of screws which hit
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  Speaker 5: the side of the wall there, and the screws just
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  Speaker 5: went everywhere like that is. And how many screws are
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: in a big pack of the screws like hundreds?
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. And it's often not massive things. It can
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  Speaker 4: be the smallest.
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: What do they say, It's not the boulders that will
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  Speaker 3: kill you, it's the pebbles.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that tip you over the edge.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, fellers, speaking of being tipped over the edge. The
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  Speaker 6: Wars played on Friday, Boy and we're going to chat
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  Speaker 6: to Charlie gub Next.
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  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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  Speaker 1: in on.
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  Speaker 4: Radio Chemical Brothers.
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  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is four thirty nine and of course the
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  Speaker 3: Wars played on Friday night, and with that in mind,
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  Speaker 3: we've got our Rugby league professional and ex professional himself
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  Speaker 3: a Warrior is legend, the one and only Charlie gab
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  Speaker 3: on the line and Charlie.
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  Speaker 4: Them's the break, say.
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  Speaker 8: Mate body and Matt Buster. Thank you for the good intro. Yep,
• 14:05
  Speaker 8: that's that's footy and even competition. We all thought we
• 14:10
  Speaker 8: were going to win, and we did it. We came
• 14:12
  Speaker 8: into a red hot Tiger side and that's just the
• 14:15
  Speaker 8: way they cookie crumbled on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just yeah, I just got this is all I'll.
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  Speaker 4: Say about it.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like someone else to take that.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, gubby wait, I was thinking and the boys, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they'll pooh pooh me on this when we were chatting
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  Speaker 3: on Friday night. To win, yeah by less than twelve.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Though in the back of my mind, I was like,
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: this is like a classic banana skin for the Warriors.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: They're flying high.
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  Speaker 3: The expectation is that they're going to absolutely waste these
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: guys who talk of fairy plus and then deduce that happens.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe a bit of that crept in. But also
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: the Tigers are hot.
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  Speaker 8: They're frigging hot, and they were all on, all the
• 15:07
  Speaker 8: young boys were on, and we were off, like we
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: that was.
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  Speaker 2: Our worst game of the season. That was their best game.
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  Speaker 8: And you look around the competition, not you know, not
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  Speaker 8: trying to make too many comparisons, but a lot of
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  Speaker 8: good teams lost to shit teams on the weekend.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and what like in you know, Charlie, keesy here, man,
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  Speaker 6: I hope you're.
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  Speaker 2: Will Yeah, good to be talking to a code head.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, get on your mate, thanks mate, conehead games not
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: cone code jas.
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  Speaker 5: It means rugby, Charlie. You're right there, man, Like who's
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: the Tigers? You know, in the opening sort of twenty
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: minutes where you got out to a ten tohering lead,
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: we were looking good and then we sort of just
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: started making those those mistakes just crept into our game,
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  Speaker 5: whereas the Tigers really strengthened and grew in confidence.
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  Speaker 6: So that in your experience, is there such a.
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  Speaker 5: Thing as like a bad team having a good day
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  Speaker 5: and a good team having a bad day resulting in
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  Speaker 5: just a.
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  Speaker 6: Complete, you know, upset. Is that what we witnessed there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Definitely.
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  Speaker 8: I think you know, if both teams played their best,
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  Speaker 8: we were to hunt them. But we didn't, and then
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: that's just forty I don't know. I can't really put
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: it down to anything, but no one in the Warriors team,
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  Speaker 8: you know, had their best game of the season.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Tanner Boyd was not perfect. No one was perfect.
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: And it didn't help that every time the Tigers got
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: down there later on in the first half, we just
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: they just found a way through. Their passes were finding
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: hand and they were finding little gaps and the Warriors
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: normally turn them away and get back down the other
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: end and build pressure.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: But it was just no pressure getting built at all.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: That was probably the worst thing about It's not just losing,
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: it's getting thirty two points put on you. That's always
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: what hurt me when I was out in the field
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: man putting in the hard yas, that's for sure.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: A couple of things. One is I really liked Tanner
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: Boyd even though we lost. I liked he was bark
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: and he was passed off and he was telling everybody
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: about it. So I really enjoyed that. And I've just
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: stoked to have dw Z back. This is a d
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: W disease that I understand. The road cone, there was
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: a couple of there's a magnificent try that was scored
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: on his side in the second half where he jammed,
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: because that's what he does. He's the man. He'd be jamming,
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: you know. So he jammed in on the person with
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: the ball, but they didn't commit to that person. He
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: went for the space in between, not to try and
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: intercept it, just to confuse absolute no man's land and
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: got beaten. And then a try from forty meters out
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: because there's a lot of long range, long range tries
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: from really bad defensive reeds which we hadn't seen, which
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: we haven't seen. So I just wanted to point that
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: out to you, Gap because I know you love that shit.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Man a man.
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: See, I can't get into the DWDZ slander because he's
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: the man.
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: Oh, he's the man, don't get me wrong.
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: The ball, if the ball went to no man's land,
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: he would have got it. So my part is always
• 17:55
  Speaker 8: twenty twenty the other things when they look at of yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: Tanner boys the man, and of course when your team's
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: not going forward like they normally do the half, they
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: cain't gonna do the things that he's normally been doing
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: these other three games. Let's think about the teams that
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: were humped. They've all come out in won big games too.
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: The Knights just beat who do they beat.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: The Knights this round? Just beat the Bulldogs the Bulldogs Wow.
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and we put the Nights away convincingly.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: So it's just it's just the NRL. I think they
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: will definitely go to the video room.
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: And they'll be able to point out exactly what went
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: wrong and it'll just be small things.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah. It feels like a classic thing of wanting to
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: get to the end result without putting the hard work
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: in first. And it felt like what they were doing
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: when they were on attack as well. But they'll be
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: back next week. Man, we'll be smashing because I think
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: we've got the titles week this week. I think we've
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: got Titans on Sunday Sunday four pm, which is great. Charlie,
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: do you have happy memories from the video room men?
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Hy, Charlie, can you tell them?
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah? No, I think it'll be that one where you
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: gave yourself an eight.
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: There was one where the ANALYSISKU plaged this computer in
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: and on a tabb he had shaven milk.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: He was a little bit of red tube up there.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Hey, Gabby, well let's hope the fellas, in the words
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: of the Great Steve Hanson, flushed the duney and just
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: move on to the next game, mate, who was your
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: porl loop player?
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Porter King Jesus he said, bash.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Me for that Porta King, clar of the day, Portal
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: King Claire to day he didn't play to go.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: But I'm still just going to give it to Luke
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: Metcalf because he's back and for us to have be
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: there in the end, you know, winning finals games when
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: need Metcalf at his back, so at his best, so
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: he can get road big about.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, good on your mate. Once again, if you're in
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: the Wellington area and you need a poor loo, hit
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: up Port King and Uncle Charlie will sort you out
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: until next week. Charlie, yep not, dear fellas, good on
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: you make your baby.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Here's Guns.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Roses the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Guns Roses there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Monday afternoon.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Let's talk TV.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, fellows, I don't really watch anything over the weekend,
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: I don't think, except for the WAZ and I missed
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: even miss israel O Sonia lose for the fourth time
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: in a row, so that was devastating.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: What's happening there.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: It's just for me. I wasn't worried about missing up
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: because I just feel I feel like he's lost his mojo.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: He should stop and it makes me sad. And knowing
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: when to stop his difficult. It's got nothing to do
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: with me. You can do whatever he wants, but for me,
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: I just get a little bit sad when when they're
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: not at their peak. You know, I hate I love
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: them and I hate seeing them lose. Kills me, absolutely
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: hate it. But anyway, Fellers tomorrow and some sad news
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: for you guys. I've got tomorrow off, taking the day
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: off the show, So everybody out there still tuning, and
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: I know it's not the same. It's going to be amazing.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Big Dilly is going to come in for a bit
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: of chat. What's he into? What's Big Dilli into? You
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: don't want to know? It is that. But the reason
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: why I'm not going to be here is because I'm
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: going out for the tenth anniversary cast and crew sort
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: of screening for Hunt for the Wilder People. It's a
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: ten year anniversary of its first release. Wow, and you'll remember,
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: of course that I played a pivotal role in that movie.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: You were one of the hunters. I was one of
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: the hunters. Cohen Holloway and Stan Walker and Stan Walker, Yeah,
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: we were the three Hunters. And of course you're a me.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: But my name and that keasy was old old Joe
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: the Hunter. Joe the Hunter. I'm amazed that he got
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: a name because you didn't have a hell of a
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: lot to say in the film. Oh he did a
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: lot of it. I don't know. Tiger said, it was
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: cutting room Floyd time. There's a really big storyline for Joe,
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: you know, falls in love, all sorts of stuff, but
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: they had to cut out just a bit short on time,
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: which is a shame. So I'll be out there, Tiger
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: will be there, along with all of the cast, Julian Dennison,
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: Rachel House, Troy Kingy, Cohen Holloway. I'll be missing people.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: I Sam Neil, he's a big one. So they've got
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: these big screenings happening, and they've got them happening all Easter,
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: so you can go along and watch them. I think
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: they start on from Wednesday and then go all the
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: way through till Sunday or Monday. Can I just say,
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: if you're sitting here listening to this and you haven't
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: seen Hunt for the Wilder People, it is my all
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: time favorite New Zealand film? Is it really? Undred percent?
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Because I went and saw it at the pictures with
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: my wife and I went in there going, oh, this
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: will be fine. Yeah, And I left there being like
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: that movie ruled, And we went again the next weekend
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: and watched it again pictures. That must have happened quite
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: a lot because it's the highest grossing New Zealand film
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: of all time, and I think there was a lot
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: of repeat watchers. Yes, and like it's not just funny,
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: but it's really heartwarming and at the start and the
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: songs and stuff and like and the whole time when
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: I'm watching it, I'm like, I reckon I could I
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: could survive as a Wilder person with Sam Neil and
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: Julian the Hunters made it look easy. I can imagine.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, But my favorite was by far Joe the Hunter.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: I wanted more from.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: Him so good.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: I didn't like it, Fellows.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: What I was going to say is, if you haven't
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: seen it, go and see it this weekend.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: It's a great film. It is a great film. I
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: watched a home movie last night.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: Hey here he is.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Gross? How long was it?
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good question, Margie. I mean there was no measuring
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: going on. I can tell you that much.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Was it a pawn?
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Pardon?
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: What was the home video of it?
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Was actually my wife's mum and she knew that's weird.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: He made a home movie about her dad.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Who was Actually he was a war here. He was
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: a war hero.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: I don't want to know the scenario.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: He was a war hero, true story. There's been a
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: book written about him as well.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: I don't tell me. He got taken captain over.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: And over in Italy.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: There he became like a He got captured in the
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: escape and became a lone wolf from a small village
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: and the small village in Italy and became famous amongst
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: the locals.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: They called him Franco. His name was Frank.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: And he blew up you know German installations, blew up railway,
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: got rid of all the bad Nazis around the place
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: pretty much by sound. He left the good Natzis alone
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: and blew up the bad ones. But in all seriousness,
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: he he was a hero. There's been a book written
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: about him, and so my wife's mum, who's dad it was?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: He went over there and.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Sort of retraced his steps, Wow, and made a movie
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: It's very good. How many buzzies out of five?
• 25:23
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• 26:08
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• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Hey, huge hour coming up. Feelers, mog you went out
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: on Saturday. I sure did, Holy moldly, I'm sure did.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: You're right man?
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Not really, man, I'm sure recovering. I reckon Wednesdays should
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: be about right. And Jay Scott his hair washed.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: It was hot, man, seriously, what it was hot?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: And I It's funny, isn't it, Because you guys are
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: usually so observant when I get something new happening today,
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: not a word.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: No, what about your new haircut?
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Not a word.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Is that a new hat that you wearing on
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: top of your new haircut?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: No, Magie, do you not have X ray vision?
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Magi? Also, keep your ears peeled.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: It's not the same. Yes, it's keeping your eyes peeled.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Keep your ears pierced. Because at some point soon the
• 27:00
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• 27:02
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• 27:03
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• 27:07
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• 27:09
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• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Radio Lucky stink this there on the radio, Holdankey, Big
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: show by Tool.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: Wasn't that your nickname in high school? Jase? Jase? I
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: went out on Saturday night. Man, I meant Tool. By
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: the way they school, we.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Did you, MURGI.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Let's how you do it? Fellas I did, and against
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: my better judgment because I also went out alone. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: didn't go out with my wife. Yes, she managed to
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: avoid it. Now, I don't like leaving the house on
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: the weekends generally speaking, especially at the moment, but well
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: only at the moment because I'm not drinking, so if
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: I'm leaving the house, so it can be a bit tempting.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: So I'd just like to stay in by about nine o'clock,
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: you know, but I'll go out now. It was miles away,
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: is another thing, So take about half an hour to
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: get there, half an hour forty minutes, and then when
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: I get there, I don't even want to really do
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: the thing that I've got to do. So it's sort
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: of like one of those things where you know, it's
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: like with family and friends and things, you've got obligations, duties. Yes,
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: you don't want to do it, of course you don't. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: but you do it because you have to do it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: Because you do it because not because not because you
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: want to, not because it's got to the merit, but
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: because it's the right thing to do. Yes, what was it?
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: I had to go and see Jason's wife's play, seed
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Seed Seed. Now it was out at the Titsy Playhouse
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: or theater. I've not seen a play there before. Yeah. God,
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: she's a long bastard of a drive if you don't
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: live out there. If you live out there, it's fine
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: because it's right on your doorstair.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Totally to that used to be my trip home every day.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Mate did it, yeah, of course, and then.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Did it Yeah, bloody moles, I don't know you lived
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: in the.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Tits Well just down from the tits.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Beautiful little township relatively recently for a mate's fiftieth and
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: drove through there. But it was fear of bustling when
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: I when I went to the play there, there's a
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: few different bars and things. Of course, when I came out,
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: the whole place was dead.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: She was all over it shut down pretty early out west.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah. So I got in there to the play there,
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: and I thought I'd go and get myself some treat
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: from the candy counter there. A couple of old time
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: classic you know, sort of small small, sort of suburb theater,
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: A couple of old timers there, Yes, lovely, lovely people.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: I got myself a small thing of pringles and a
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: chocolate bar for seven bucks. That's that's way more enjoyable
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: than booze making. It's like a time warp out there, totally.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: You can't buy anything for seven bucks.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: It's incredible.
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: So I headed on to the manager. I said, listen
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: to me, you arediots leaving money on the You've got
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: a captive audience here. You need to double all your prices.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: So they've taken that on board. So that's happening moving forward,
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: so possibly going to be less people going to the theater,
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: moving too expensive. But it was sold out, man, Yes,
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: it was absolutely rammed. Now I understand Hodak. He had
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: had a bit to do with getting more people through
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: the doors because we weren't talking about it on here
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: so much. But there was not a backbone to be seen.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: It was all sort of your blue hair set or
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: sort of teenagers actually quite a lot of teenagers. Yeah,
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: that's interesting, Yeah it was.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: It was well that's kind of our audience though, teenagers
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: and the blue head set.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. And if I had I watched
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: the play, of course, yes. My review is long, bastard, yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: duration wise, starting with that startle at eight right and
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: finished at ten thirty. I got eleven.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's rough.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's too long.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: So that's my main sort of note. But I mean
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: you have to give the play credit because it builds
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: up and it builds up and it is long. But
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: then when you get to the end of the payoff,
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: is worth it? No, I was gone by the payoff.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: You need to beat the traffic I find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: absolutely Well if I have left it, then all of
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: those old people would have left. Yeah. I would have
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: been stuck behind those bastards going thirty back to the city.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's a fair point.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Mag old. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Well, as I said to you.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: When I went on the opening night, I ended up
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: having to leave my car because I got locked in
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: by the library out the gate down.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah that was blood right.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: Oh it's good stuff. Well anyway it was. It was
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: nice to be out, but even better to be home.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: I highly recommend to go along to see the play
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: if you can finish, Yeah, finish on sold out, sold out. Man,
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: I got to park right outside.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course you did.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Keasy, not to brag or anything.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, here's Pluto the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hodarchy.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: This is indeed sound Garden there on the radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 3: Big Show, This Moody Monday afternoon.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: Hey failers. Last week we did this thing where we
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: set up with this thing called a pot for the
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: warriors taking on the tigers. And then they put Old
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Kezy in charge of this thing called the pot, and
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: then listeners could use their own money put it in
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: the pot, and then I would place bets and then
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: the listeners would reap the rewards.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Of my bets. First we've ever done it. I've never
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: been involved with it. Thought it would be really fun,
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: and it was very fun. There was a group chat going.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: We raised a wee bit of money, put it in
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: this pot. Guess how much money was in there?
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Was that quite high by the time.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd go fifteen hundred dollars exactly what was in
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: the fifteen hundred and one dollars. And this is listener's money.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: And of course when you put money in and it's
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: run by me, you are basically putting your financial investment
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: into a guy on the radio.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're about to tell me that you bought
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: some lego, I'm going to be furious.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: No, No, I couldn't extract the money and use it to
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: buy Lego. Oh what if I could? Man, what if
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: I could? Now there's a group chat.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: It was running all day for a few days even,
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: and I basically was like to everyone, Hey, what bits
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: do you think I should place on this Warrior's game?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: And everyone was giving me advice. I then placed took
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: what they had to say into account, and then placed
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: some bits with the listener's money with.
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: One and a half thousand dollars.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, did you spend? Did you place bits for all
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: of it?
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: That's what you're supposed to do?
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, okay, one hundred percent.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: Now, so what I'm going to do is if I
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: got the bit correct and if I got it wrong.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, so here are my bits. Now, let's just remember
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: that the Warriors lost.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was on our show. I predicted that the
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: Warriors would win by thirty. Yes, we lost by twenty. Yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: one hundred percent. I I was definitely thirtyen plus Wars.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: Everyone was on the same everyone's on the same wave link. Okay,
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: so what do we got here? The very first bet? Now,
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: this was my safe bet. Yes, half the money, all right?
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Jackson Ford to have over one hundred and fifty run
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: meters over thirty one points total that the Warriors would score,
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: and it was Lequa Huller seeming to score a try.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: That was my safe bet. That was all three of
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: those things they had, daben. Yeah, it was a multi.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: It was gonna be my safe bet. That was your
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: safe one. Yes, seven hundred and fifty dollars. That was
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: seven hundred and fifty dollars.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: And guess what the first comment under it was, come on, CAZy,
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: this is vanilla.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: We don't want lights off missionary. Give us something good. Well,
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: you know in hindsight that is lights out a shocker,
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: but they were saying it's a safe boring. Yeah, that's
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: what I mean. Yeah, one hundred percent. And so okay,
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: I was like, okay, cool, let's spice it up. And
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: then I put two hundred dollars on Luke Metcalf to
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: be the first try scorer first game back. You could
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: see the narrative. If it was a runaway and he
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: was there, that's right to him to score on his return.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: The sensible way to look at it would be he
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: hasn't played a game for almost a year. He hasn't
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: even come back into reserve grade. He's only been at training.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: He's probably going to be pretty rusty. Yeah, take a
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: while again.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So Luke Mtcarr first try scorer, two hundred dollars listeners.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Money, that's nine fifty down nine and the whole. Okay,
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: I haven't. I haven't gambled one thousand dollars in my life.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Neither have I. Next trys and once again I was taking.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Everyone was messaging the group telling me what I should
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: bet on. Someone was like, I've got a good feel
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: about James Fisher Harris.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, so fifty bucks James Fisher Harris anytime try scorer
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: seven dollars twenty five that was.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Paying, So that didn't that's a grand gone. Yeah right,
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: really good feeling. Everyone had a really good feeling about
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: these good feelings that a lot of people base it
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: on knowledge. Yes, stay exactly, but we're going with feelings.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Everybody has got different feelings so happening at the same time.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Give them a value of nothing. My safe value multi
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: was based on knowledge. That was based on knowledge of once.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: So the rest of them are all feelings. Yeah. So
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Jackson Ford to score a try two hundred bucks. Jackson
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: for He's scored tries in the last two games.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: You know he's not going to he used them all
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: up easy.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: And I know the Tigers are really good defensively through
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: the middle two and I was like, I don't think
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: and then they were like key And then the rest
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: of it? What are we at the three bucks to
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: get three? Yeah? The rest of it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: I must have missed one bet, so I'll just the
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: rest of it. I put on Tennis hours Smith to
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: score a try off the bench because they wanted me
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: to put the rest of the money on the highest
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: paying player.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: To score a try. I lost all of the money.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: All of the money is gone.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: The listeners gave me one thousand and five hundred dollars
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: and I got I lost all of it, and the
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: group chat went from very supportive and very fun to
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: just a deluge of people absolutely giving it to me.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Can we do another break with the comments? Is that possible?
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Because I've got more to talk about with this, so
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: I'm not done with this, Okay, sure, Yeah, let's drag
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: this out.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Holdiking Radio Head.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: It's twenty minutes to six o'clock. And we were just discussing.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: In the previous voice breakal Keys. He had a pop
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: put together that he could gamble with the punter's money.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: There was fifteen hundred dollars in the pot.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Fifteen hundred dollars and I had to place the bits
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: on the Wars game from Friday night. Yes, And there
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: was a group chat going and everyone you know, I
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: reckon Litdle been about between thirty and fifty people in
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: this pot, yes, and they each would have put, you know,
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: fifty off. I don't know, but it was really funny
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: because everyone's got funny nicknames in the group chat and
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: everyone's cheer opening and suggesting bets.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: I lost all of it, every every penny. God was
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: funny about these is. There's a few radio shows and
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: things around the joint that do this, do this thing
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: that Keezy did last week, and every single one of
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: them loses every single week. Yeah, sometimes they don't, and
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: it's a big deal. It's very very rare.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: I could.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: I couldn't even tell you how many times because I
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: listened to a few of them, obviously, and they just
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: that every man is an idiot and you can no
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: offense Keezy. But the bets that have been made here
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: are a disgraced because you're talking about I had a
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: feeling people in the chat had a feeling, correct, that's how.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: And then next thing, you know, oh you've got sweet
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: seven hundred and fifty bucks on that feeling that one
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: sanity that one wasn't educated.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: There was an educated bit there. That was my safe
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: bet that go. No lost obviously, but okay, so here's.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: In the lead up.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Everyone was very supportive of suggesting bets, and you got
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: to take what they say into account. They bought in
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: that shierholder one hundred percent, and so I'm like, yeah, sure,
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: I play it for you, and blah bla blahlah blah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: and we put it all together, we lose everything and
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: then instantly the you know, the flick of a switch,
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: the group chat changes. It changes from being quite entertaining
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: to quite the opposite.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: It reminded me of when I accidentally had a massive
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: commentator's curse on Harris Devita when he was about to
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: catch and I said, surely not even he will miss
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: it from here two years ago, and then we lost
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: the game and it was a deluge of hate texts.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: Yes, this was very similar. So people here.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Apple Crumble says I have lost an unfeathiable amount of
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: money on Keezy's Shiit bets here G eighty eight, Keysy,
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: you suck smart Tactics three ninety eight looks like I'm
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: walking to.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: Work our year now. Wife is spewing. Told her Keysy's
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: got us? Anyone got a spear pair to crash at
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: broke Boys. I think I speak for everyone here when
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: I say I'd like to have an apology live on
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: air on Monday. That's from Josh for one. Two.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Let me just find the next ones here because it
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: just does not stop. Oh you now one out of
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: five buzzies, Keyzy if if you meet Paddy nipped bastard, and.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: That is from t Roy Lucier seven says ice Cube
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: sandwich for dinner tonight.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Cheers for that mate. It is Yeah, just went on
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: and on and on, and I'm not surprised. I mean,
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: you couldn't have done any worse. No, you you literally lost.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Every bit that would play.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: Yes, that's right, you may eight or nine bits.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Surely maybe one of them comes through.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: Well, this is the issue is someone on the group
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: Chet was like, have we not been on the tigers
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: at all yeah, and I am like, I will never
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: bet on the Tigers ever against the Warriors, absolutely not.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: Like do I have to consider do I now have
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: to have happiness insurance? Well, yeah, there is that idea
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: of you generally would put some money on whom ever
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: is marking d w Z.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because he jams and he does a little bit.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Well he did it the weekend. He'd been good prior
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: to that, Yeah, he would have. That would have paid
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: quite a bit.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: I think we should keep it telling as well. Ja,
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: so far I'm at I've gambled nothing and I'm at
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: zero dollars. So you're yeah, I'm even, You're even, You're
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: even as well, I'm even easy as sitting at minus
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: thirteen hundred.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Fifteen hundred and one dollars. But we'll be back in
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: a month's time. We could do it all again. There
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: feels and I'm not feeling the pressure at all. So
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: we're just keeping her out for that good stuff.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: Mate.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Here's the Black Crows.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio. Hold Ikey, welcome.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Back the Big Show, Magic Crown three Big, Let's put
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: another man Bustard on the bench. Yes, indeed the magic
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: round the Fellows will be going over there. Three days
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: of my leogue action eight games fellows, eight games.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: How good man, God, that sounds like Heaven to me
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: even on Earth. It is man. Third time three years
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: in a row we have been hitting over there, and
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: last two times the have had uposite victories.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Well they beat the Panthers with the B team and
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: then they smoked the Cowboys. That was fantastic. I cannot
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: recommend it. It's all things I mates at Boys trip
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: dot Co, dott in z stuff. You want to guarantee
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: your spot, go on that website, book a package. Otherwise
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: jump on the old phone there.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go to the phone lines. Good a Aaron,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: your mad Barstard? How's live?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Good mate?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Good things mate? What do you do for a
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: crust Aaron?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I forgot my bollman for Pontira A.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Nice. If you had a win, Aaron, who would you
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: take with you?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Who would I take?
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: God?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: You know, probably my fourteen year old son.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, backbone, Yeah it'd be good actually, but a
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: father son time.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally get on your mate.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what you're in the drawers, stay
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: on the line and Big Dilly will take care of
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: your mate. Alright, thanks man, Good Sam, your mad bastard.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: How's life? Yeah?
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Pretty girls?
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Thanks Sam? Good weekend Sam? Yeah yeah, thinks make good good?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crash?
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: Sam? Bone? Who doesn't love account managers?
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: How you Sam? It says here that you're a storm fan.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Brother, m.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: We're just gonna have a little chair amongst this guy
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: sounds like a dick. Yeah, he sounds like an asshole.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know that. I he's just giving me really
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: weird vibes he gets on the ps.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Good news, man, you're in the drawer.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Brother.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Oh cheers, brother, hold the garfia brother. All right, one more,
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: let's go one more.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Get out Alex. How's life?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good fellows? How you going?
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Alex? Your backbone? What do you do for a crust?
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: Mate?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I'm in Styles, selling New Zealand made que plumbing products
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: to the backbones and the construction industry.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah you like the wise man.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Wise? Yeah, storm Chap.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Just hold the line there for a second, Alex fellas,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I'm getting good vibes from Alex.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: On the drawer.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think. So what are you guys? Hey,
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: great news, Alex. You're in the drawer as well, mate.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Thanks Lision.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hold the line, brother.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I get the feeling that Alex doesn't get over excited
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: about stuff.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: He's one of those draw Yeah, he's just chill the
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: entire time.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: Just like Hoidy Jay.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: If you missed out, another chance to get yourself and
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: the draw on tomorrow's Big Show or maybe later today.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: We'll see how we go, see what we're feeling.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, man sounds good. Keysy his Stone Temple Pilot.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: The Wholdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hod.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Ikey, You're welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope your
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Monday's going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Big Show brought to you by Toledo.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Why pause your first defeat it toledo'ss ah so good.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: What's for dinner tonight, guys.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm actually deep in discussion with my wife at
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: the moment about what's for dinner because my daughter is
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: still with us, and so we've been doing a lot
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: of eating out team. In fact, there's been very little
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: cooking whatsoever. It's just ah, let's go here next, and
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: let's go here next.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: Is there your daughter suggesting that?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: My daughter absolutely is obsessed with food. She loves good food.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: It's her joy in life. There is no exaggeration. We
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: had this amazing meal on Friday night, and she was
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: so excited that she was.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Literally bouncing in her chair. When she gets really good food,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: she actually starts bouncing in her chair.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: Goes, oh my god, oh my god. That's what toddlers do.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: But she's just so into good food and she's a
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: bit of a gourmet her show.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: Hence why she's insisting on not eating at your place.
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: Sex out of ten, Sex out of ten for your food,
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: jakes ten out of ten for that comment. Keysy, thank you?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: What are you?
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: What are you having? Moggie? Absolutely no idea whatsoever. It's
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: a mystery meal for old Maggie tonight. My wife and
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: I still work. I don't care what.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I don't care what you're having. Key, we're still working.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Don't keep it to yourself, pal pal.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Don't pal me, Oh buddy, old Pound. I was just
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: joking around, Jason, mate, watch out, he's going to do
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: it again. No, I'm not.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: I swear I'm joking around. And if you would have
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: us over for dinner this week, I would be stoked.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, here it comes, Sure, what night? What time should
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: we say? Six? Joking? It's another joke.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: He god it Chi Papers.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Hold actual big show with Jason Iiking Kasy tune in
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: The Darkness There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. The time fourteen minutes past six o'clock and
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: fellas over the weekend. I had quite a deeply erotic experience.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: And.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: It came from a place I wasn't expecting it to
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: come from. Took me by surprise, which I guess is
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: what made.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: It quite erotic.
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: Where did it come from?
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: I was walking with my wife and my daughter.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: We just had lunch in the little marketplace down at
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Britain up there markets there every Saturday, apparently just for
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: the record sixty music.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: Until the family are out of the.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: And we're walking through a little alley way. Yeah you
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: know what I'm talking about, feels we were walking through it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: I actually just walking, yes.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: And as we were walking through, Sure, and I saw
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: a pretty cool funky looking barbershop.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: And I said to my wife and my daughter.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: Hey, team, I might do you call your family. Team. Listen,
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: let's take a knee for a cent old captain just
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: needs to.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yes nice, And I said, would you guys mind if
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: I just whip it and get a quick fade?
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: That's what I see. I did that.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: And they were like, yeah, that's fine. We'll go and
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: do a bit of a shop around. Go and get
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: another coffee.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Say great, break, high five, high five everybody.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: So anyway, I went into the barbershop and there's a
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: young fellow there and there was no one in the
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: in the barber shop. And then he said good a mate,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: and I said good mate. Just after a hecut, I
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: said all good, and he said, oh, just give me
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: a second. He checked his book, no bookings, because he
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: asked me if I booked and I said nah, So
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: he said yeah, that should be fine man. And then
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I was sitting there and my hair had already been
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: made up for the day. Feelings, Oh yeah, you know,
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: it was looking good. It was looking pretty sharp. I
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: didn't even know that I needed a haircut, but I
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: wanted to get a bit of I wanted to get
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: a fade action going on on a Haughly jay there
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: and he said what he after?
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: I said, a fade man.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: Number two and he went, sorry, the toilets out of order.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: No, no problem at all, man, no problem at all.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: And a bit of length off the top there. I said, yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: why not just an inch or two? And he said
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: if you put products in your hair today?
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: And I said the sixy part. But getting to that casey,
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: this is typical of you. You just want the sex
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: straight off the back. Three minutes into this you've got
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: no four You've got no sense of foreplay at all.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, true, carry on?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: And he said have you got product in your hair?
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: And I said, oh, yes, I do. Actually he said,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: we better give it a wash then, and I true story.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: No one's ever washed my hair for me before. And
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: it took me to the and film.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: They would have washed you here. No really, no, it's
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: so good.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: They put that dry shampoo and you know where it
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: just it's like a powder. But anyway, my dog.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: He took me into a back room and he's he
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: just laid back here, old chum, and I lay back
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: in this specially designed sync there.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Poor, he's not too hot, is it? And I was like, nah, man,
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: that feels good. Nice, it feels good. And he leathered
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: me up. He leathered me up so good, truth, so
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: good man, and he had quite firm hands. And I,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I just I felt good, fellas, no good,
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: real good. It's a been a strain going on.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Then he washed it out, put it a conditioner, and
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I see conditioner as well.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Conditioner, yeah, and I just heard.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: It pretty conditioner. What kind of sicko conditions is here?
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: At least I think it was conditioner.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Aki.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Is indeed the cure.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hold Aki Big Show this Monday evening,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: let's give out some advice, fellows.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: St.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Get in touch with their feelers.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: Can you stop ruining the sting so much? It's actually
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: better than the questions? I think so, especially lately. See
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: if it's different today.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, now, fellows, this one came through from a bloke
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: called Dave Rennie and I've got the I've got the segments.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: So this one comes from anonymous, and it's one hundred
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: percent anonymous. Me patting up sixty nine gmail dot com.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: If you get in touch with an advice question we
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: read it on the show, you get a prize.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Get out there feelers. You were recently chatting about family
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: cheek issues, which reminded me of a family oddity of
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: my own. And when he says that, he means the
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: whole do you go in for a kiss on the cheek?
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: How does that work? Which has been a topic before.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: My wife's family has a bit interesting that from Hamilton,
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: And a great example of creepiness came with my mother
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: in law's friend. I know direct family blood connection was
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: first introduced to me and while going in for the
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: requisite polite haugen maybe a cheek grays, she lined me
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: up like a sniper lining up a target and aimed
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: for a direct kiss on my lips. I saw it
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: coming at an instant. At the last instant turned my
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: head just fast enough to protect my lips, an area
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: reserved only for my wife. But there was still some
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: ancillary side lip on lip contact.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, sorry, what was this relationship? So that was
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: a friend of his mother in law?
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: Thank you?
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I found this invasive and appropriate and a wee
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: bit creepy. I'm mid Fortyes, she's about seventy. When the
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: topic was later raised, I was told by both my
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: wife and her mother, too hard en up, and it's
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: just what this person normally does and it's no big deal.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: What do you guys think that was funny? When he
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: was saying the things, I was thinking to myself, hard
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: on't it? It was really weird, but not in so
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: many words. But I was like, co mate, what were
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: the words he was using there? And vasive what was
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: the other thing? I can't remember?
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Creepy?
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a few words. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, yes,
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: it's you reckon. It's all g. No, I don't think
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: it's all g I think it's funny and gross. Well,
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: exactly right. So he's just like he's a bit grossed out. Yeah,
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: that's right, and that's all good. But it depends. I
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: don't know the way that he's framed it there. I
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: can understand why there's missus and the mother in law Ago,
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: now Jesus, he goes autonymous. Dave Well, I just feel
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: bad because I've acidentally named him and now we're kind
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: of bagging him a week. He's anonymous. He Well says
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: here that it's his name.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: You know the thing is keys.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: If Dave's got a problem with that anonymous, he can
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: write us another letter, but we probably won't read it
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: because he needs to harden up a win once.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, Jay, it's just confirming it's an email.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah cool. You didn't think people were writing letters into
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: the show, just judge. And to meet email you went
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: into the post. You just put a stamp on it
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: and meet petty nips on the front.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: We need to bring that back, man.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: I think personally, a kiss on the lips is a
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: bit it's crooked.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: You don't do kiss on the lips.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: No, No, okay, for nobody except your partner, I feel,
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: and for me, for me that includes your kids.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, I don't know. I would never kiss make.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: You see people do, but I don't kiss make. I
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: hugged them, but I don't kiss them.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: No kiss on the cheek cheek, Yeah, yes, because I
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: know it was. I think it was.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: David Beckham was like famously getting kisses from his kids
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: on the mouth, even once they were like you know,
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: laid into the teens.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's that's weird.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: It is to me, it's odd. And also, yeah, mother
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: in law's friend, random friend. Wait, yeah, wife's friend. Yeah, actually, yeah,
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: you're right. I hope that helps, Dave, I mean anonymous and.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Well, then you go your mad mad bastards. That's a
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: big show. Got industed for you Monday. We got through
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: it as a team. As a team. What's the podcast
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: out tro clip today? Keasy?
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: The clip of today's outro just says idiot and it
• 55:55
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• 55:56
  Speaker 6: Where you get your podcasts from?
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: Interesting family dynamics Like I am definitely the idiot of
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: the family, an idiot, and they just.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: All look at me like an idiot. Yes, you know
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: that you are an idiot? And I go, okay, that's it.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one hundredcent true. Though, are you the idiot of
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: your family, Mike? I think, sir, Yeah, I think so.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: I don't think I am. I think I'm kind of
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: like that. There's not enough people in your family though
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: to work it out. Once the kids get here and
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: all that sort of stuff. You need to be viewed
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: as an idiot, and you can only really be viewed
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: as an idiot once you've got children. Yeah, right, I
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: think so. You become ridiculous. Yes, because right now I
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: feel like me and my wife are a good team.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: Do you know, We're both you know, go getters, and
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: we like you know, and then the kids come along
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: and then you become an idiot.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, right, Well, it's amazing to me the amount of
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: times my daughters crack up about something I say and
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and do they tell you, No, they just go worrying.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: It's just don't worry about it, dad, It's it's good.
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: It's like the age thing, the keezy where you're like,
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: you think you consider yourself a young man, but as
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: soon as you have a kid, yeah, you're so old. Yeah,
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: you're you're you're even if you're that kid was born
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: today and I know it's not literally today, it's a
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: little while. Yeah, yeah I'm not. My wife is not pregnant.
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: That kid is going to be thirty four years younger
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: than you at least, So you are so old. Yeah,
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: sou're the worst? Is there any way to sort to
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: be cool in your kid's eyes? Keep wearing that Tony
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Denham jacket.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Brother, and that other prison jacket you've got. Hey, mogi,
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: what time are you going to bed tonight?
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: About are going about eight in an hour? Yeah, honestly, Okay,
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: I'll walk home and I have something to eat, and
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: I'll probably have a shower and i'll go to bed.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: That'll be I've got to get back on the camera.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: Mold tees. Yeah, man me tonight. I'll let you know how.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: I'll go crazy.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Kezy. What are you doing?
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: Quickly watching the final of the Amazing Race Australia Celeberty edition.
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: What are you doing?
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: I'm about to meet my wife and daughter for burgers.
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: I'm bars see tomorrow