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Whackhead Prank: Hair blunder · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop.
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  Speaker 2: Stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Here is another world famous crank car from Darren Wackhead,
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  Speaker 3: something exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, before we do the prank, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: why we're doing the prank today like this. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna be giving away in the next week,
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving away ahead of hair.
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  Speaker 4: Oh are you freaky?
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  Speaker 1: What ahead of hair? Ahead of hay? You know I
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  Speaker 1: had a hair transplant.
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  Speaker 4: No one wants to hear Darren.
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  Speaker 1: And no, you know you're not gonna get You're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna get my hair. You're gonna get your own hair
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  Speaker 1: repositioned on your purpose.
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  Speaker 2: But by the same guy, because it worked for you.
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  Speaker 2: Say you're coming through a quality.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, mid hair restoration. You're in a in green Point,
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  Speaker 1: the pioneers. I'm doing this, doing it for over thirty years.
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  Speaker 4: No need to take that flight to Turkey.
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  Speaker 1: We've got it good here at home. Absolutely right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a big prime, No it is?
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  Speaker 1: This is how much.
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  Speaker 4: Substantial? What's the value of this prime?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot, it's a big one. But you
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  Speaker 1: know what, it's not it This is not about it's
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  Speaker 1: not about the money. It's about the self esteem. Some
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  Speaker 1: people love going bald. Some people look great bald.
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  Speaker 4: We see you Ven Diesel, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Pootball, yes, all these people chasing Steth Yeah, yea the rock.
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  Speaker 1: But you see, this is my thing with being bald,
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  Speaker 1: right is if I've always known you as bald, then
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  Speaker 1: it's different to me watching you go bald.
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  Speaker 4: So now there's this two of the man is being vulderable.
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  Speaker 1: Transition if I meet you bald, but carry on. But
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  Speaker 1: but again watching you remis.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Why are we named? Why?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not shame, it's not name.
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  Speaker 1: I was just engaging you. I wasn't directing anything at all.
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  Speaker 3: And also there's nothing wrong with life and aging and thinning.
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  Speaker 4: Hair unfortunately can also be a.
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  Speaker 2: Part of that and it doesn't bother everyone exactly. But
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  Speaker 2: there are definitely a crowd of people who would absolutely
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  Speaker 2: love to.
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  Speaker 1: Speak yes, yes, yes. So so what we're going to
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  Speaker 1: do is we're going to look for candidates. You can
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  Speaker 1: actually start sending in. Now what was send battler? They
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  Speaker 1: b because look, it's going to require a consult because
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  Speaker 1: I think anybody could be a good candidate, but maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor, as mid hair restoration is. They doctors,
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  Speaker 1: so they will tell you yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like qualified, Yeah, could it be too late for some people?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely, definitely too late. You know, if you like Carl
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  Speaker 1: cop up upstairs, there probably could not be enough hair
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  Speaker 1: for them to harvest to cover the top. You know.
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  Speaker 1: So if you luck thinning, you're seeing you know, when
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  Speaker 1: you start to comb your hair very creatively in the mornings.
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  Speaker 4: It's a bit more vice in the front or the
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  Speaker 4: back or.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you comb strategically to cover certain spots.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 4: At some point you can't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No, and before it's too late, you can be fixed.
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  Speaker 4: And when you say harvest, where are they taking hair from.
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  Speaker 1: Let's take it from the back and the sides of
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  Speaker 1: your head.
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  Speaker 4: Where it's growing a bit better.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, generally you've got a lot of volume back there.
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  Speaker 1: But it's also look, we'll let the doctors explain. I
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  Speaker 1: know the procedure, but I'd rather them explain it than
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  Speaker 1: just me sucking it out of my thumb, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. So so two, we're gonna make this
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  Speaker 1: more official. But if you want to get ahead of
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  Speaker 1: the quea two nine four five zero nine four zero,
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  Speaker 1: send a picture. I mean, the doctors can tell a
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  Speaker 1: lot from that. All right, yeah, name id number, all
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  Speaker 1: this stuff we need to details and if we're going
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  Speaker 1: to take it further from there. Okay, So that's why
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  Speaker 1: what brings me to do. You don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: the butt of jokes, you know what I mean? Like
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  Speaker 1: what I did with this poor guy Okay, in this prank.
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  Speaker 1: So this guy like he is a bit annoyed that
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  Speaker 1: at is at the work with his wife. There's this
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  Speaker 1: dude that he always hears about. Oh this guy did
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  Speaker 1: this today. This guy, you know, he's that guy if
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  Speaker 1: you were threatened by one guy with your wife's work
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  Speaker 1: with this guy, right, and then there was a little
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  Speaker 1: upsey that she had by cutting his hair. So she
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  Speaker 1: cuts his hair. Okay, not the guard works here. Her
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  Speaker 1: husband's here, so look at She'll unpack it here and
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  Speaker 1: then we'll get into the prank. So I have a
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  Speaker 1: listen here.
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  Speaker 5: He know about his head and I shaved. I shaved
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  Speaker 5: his here every month, about I shave it. Okay, So
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  Speaker 5: last night I came to the point where he shaved.
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  Speaker 5: My son's here too, my little boys here. Now I
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  Speaker 5: usually do that and we're not. When I do that,
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  Speaker 5: I just leave the clip the comb on and then
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  Speaker 5: I cut his okay, and last night he did it,
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  Speaker 5: and then he called me and without looking, I just
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  Speaker 5: started cutting a chunk out of and now the poor man,
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  Speaker 5: you know he did it. He told me I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: save the top number one and the back in this
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  Speaker 5: number notes. And I've got this line across his head
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  Speaker 5: as well.
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  Speaker 1: I really and obviously he doesn't appreciate the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you see the funny side of it.
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  Speaker 5: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: Are you I like yourself? Ok?
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  Speaker 5: Thanks? Have you decided what's gonna for? I should?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't even thought yet.
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  Speaker 1: Are you speaking of Baldy?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm just going on the phone at the moment.
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  Speaker 5: Hang on White first?
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  Speaker 1: Is that Baldy?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Martin White? Hello, I'm sorry. I told him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and I appreciate some other guy that I
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  Speaker 3: didn't not coming on the phone asking as that bold.
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  Speaker 7: Bet when he goes to bed tonight, his head will
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  Speaker 7: slip off the bullet.
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  Speaker 6: Sure, yeah, guys, Okay, he's hooked.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Sorry, I've kicked him out of office.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm listening.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what are we gonna do about Steven?
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  Speaker 3: What can we do? We've got to put him in school.
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  Speaker 5: But I just don't think that he's radio.
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  Speaker 3: No, well, there's nothing else that you can do.
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  Speaker 1: Are you speaking to baldy smart? And hear me?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry? By they got such a idiot?
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  Speaker 3: Well, if he picks the phone up, but again, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna tell him to sign up.
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  Speaker 5: He's walking past yea, but.
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  Speaker 3: Why does it sound like he's talking into the Sunday?
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  Speaker 3: And then he must be standing by.
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  Speaker 5: Your year Yeah, come there and any sings for the ear.
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  Speaker 5: And then he talks to me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't appreciate that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Why is he leaning over you like that?
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  Speaker 5: Thing? I don't know?
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  Speaker 3: And when what do you do about it?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing?
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  Speaker 7: I airier bots tell him to be careful when he showers,
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  Speaker 7: to not he doesn't get brainwashed.
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  Speaker 1: Looking. Can I speak to him?
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  Speaker 5: No, Mars and you can't.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll find you on yourself.
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  Speaker 5: You hang on. Never he sorry, man, he's such an idiot.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I told you he's like this. That I
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  Speaker 5: told you he's an idiot.
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  Speaker 3: No, you must tell him, I say you must go
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  Speaker 3: and get.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry. I will tell him. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I don't appreciate this. That that he must be standing
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  Speaker 3: right on top of you to be able so that
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  Speaker 3: I can hear him that clearly I'm sorry, and that
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  Speaker 3: whatever I do with my to do with him, he
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  Speaker 3: can go and.
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  Speaker 5: Get Okay, I'm I'm sorry, But just just one he
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  Speaker 5: wants to talk to he wants to talk to you.
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  Speaker 5: Don't want to Just let him speak to you.
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  Speaker 3: I will not. I will put the phone because I'm
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  Speaker 3: getting to tell him to write off.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but just let him speak to you.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to.
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  Speaker 7: Are you bold on your neck?
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  Speaker 1: Just blowing a bubble?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe just pick for you.
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  Speaker 3: I want to know who the tears that Martin? Well,
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  Speaker 3: often doesn't he have work to do?
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  Speaker 5: Well, just when he wants to talk typically, I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to talk to him. Well him, please do talk
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  Speaker 5: to him?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, how are you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty so at the moment, That's how I am.
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  Speaker 3: Why I don't appreciate comment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just having a laugh, man.
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  Speaker 3: I have a laugh at somebody else's expect You don't
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  Speaker 3: know me.
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  Speaker 1: I just get these visuals, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's not I don't want to speak to you.
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  Speaker 3: Give a phone back.
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  Speaker 1: To me, okay, okay, because it just looks like that
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  Speaker 1: if you wore a polo neck you'd look like a
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  Speaker 1: broken Condon.
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  Speaker 5: Is classic.
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  Speaker 1: Villain wacked.
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  Speaker 3: I had a suspicion. I sort of had a suspicion assuma,
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  Speaker 3: but because I thought this sounds a lot like wicked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this kind of proves that you're sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I no, no, no, wow.
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  Speaker 4: She enjoyed that so much.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, maybe too much. Yeah, she was fantastic, told Michelle
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  Speaker 1: Borrow all across the Western k this is k in morning.
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  Speaker 1: Some messages here from the Brank this morning.
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  Speaker 7: That is the most funny.
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  Speaker 4: I'm bold, but that first one.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say that does the flups the.
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  Speaker 3: Brilliant Brank today.
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  Speaker 4: You could catch my dad, or my parents, or my.
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  Speaker 3: Sister even but those people, all of them, if your
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  Speaker 3: never and your life.
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  Speaker 1: Catch in there, well that's what they all say. So
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  Speaker 1: you just pop me an email, all right, darrenis at
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  Speaker 1: KFM dot co dot and I'll tell you this. The
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  Speaker 1: ones that say you'll never catch me, they fall the
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  Speaker 1: whole artest al. Where's the best always the case? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so pop that email through. Well, anybody who wants to
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  Speaker 1: prank somebody, pop me an email.