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Set 1: Shearson Lehman And Beepers (w/ Marc Hochman) · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that.
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  Speaker 2: Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: The Rex was not chasing the Jeep. Murray! Murray, you there?
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: You love sandwiches, huh? Let's go to 80. His name
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: is Bo. Wow. That's prime time, baby. I had a
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: crush on Betty Rubble.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: I honestly, until after the segment ended and we went
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: to commercial break, had no idea that Jonathan Coachman was black.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: He cost them the game last night. Although they won
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: the game.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: You're listening to Stugatz and Company. Hawk, I don't want
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: to get carried away. I know the game was on
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Friday night. We've had Saturday, a Saturday full of football.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: And then we had Sunday night football. And we've had
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  Speaker 2: football all weekend. And it's great that football's back. But
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, Darian Mensah might be the
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: greatest hurricane of all time.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: How about that? Well, I got news for you.
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  Speaker 3: While I'd like to take your opinion to the woodshed
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: and say it's a little too early to make that distinction,
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: I might be on board with you. He looked unbelievable.
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: He really did. You want, as a football fan, to
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: feel confident that your quarterback is going to be able
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  Speaker 3: to find an open receiver, is going to be able to.
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  Speaker 4: Extend a play if the pocket collapses.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Darian Mensah did everything. right on Friday night.
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  Speaker 3: Like it was remarkable to watch how accurate he is
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  Speaker 3: as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. And Malachi Tony as well.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, just it's, you know, Malachi Tony, I thought
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  Speaker 3: before the season, I was like, Hey, don't expect to
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: see what you saw last season from Malachi Tony. Cause
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: he was sneaking up on college football last season. Nobody
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  Speaker 3: really knew about him. Oh, 17 year old kid. And
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: you know, they're hoping that he turns into a good weapon.
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  Speaker 3: And I thought to myself this year, Obviously, if you're
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  Speaker 3: a defensive coordinator, you're saying, okay, we know what Malachi
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: Toney can do. Let's make sure he doesn't get open.
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: Let's make sure he doesn't consistently beat us. And Malachi
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: Toney looked better this first game than he looked maybe
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  Speaker 3: in any game last season.
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  Speaker 1: He is the real deal.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you're talking, I mean, there is a list of
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  Speaker 3: Hurricanes receivers in history that that Malachi Toney, if he
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  Speaker 3: stays there long enough, may end up eclipsing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have the data to back this up, but
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  Speaker 5: week one in college football, that had to be the
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  Speaker 5: record for most amount of Heisman pose hits.
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  Speaker 1: Who else was doing them? Someone else. Was it the
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  Speaker 1: guy in Ohio State?
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  Speaker 5: Jeremiah Smith. Everybody who scores a touchdown this year is
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  Speaker 5: hitting the Heisman post.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Malachi kind of set the barometer there.
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  Speaker 3: So if you're Smith and you want to keep up
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  Speaker 3: and you want to keep your name in the Heisman conversation,
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  Speaker 3: you better start doing it tutty for tutty as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he had 12 catches, 234 yards at three touchdowns.
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  Speaker 1: Malachi and Tony, it's absurd. That's insane.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's Stanford, but still, it's ridiculous. Taylor,
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  Speaker 2: is there a chance here where a non... Like, the
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  Speaker 2: quarterbacks are great. At least they were in week one.
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  Speaker 2: But is there a chance that, whether it's Smith, whether
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  Speaker 2: it's Malachi Toney, that we might see someone who's not
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  Speaker 2: playing quarterback win the Heisman Trophy?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we might. There's some talented players, man.
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  Speaker 5: The path for somebody like Malachi Toney winning would be... Like,
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  Speaker 5: Gary Mensah has to be, like, turnover-prone or... Malachi Tony
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  Speaker 5: has to be doing like screens and taking them to
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  Speaker 5: the house.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to see each other, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, but if you have gaudy numbers, if you have,
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if it's long passes or yak, if
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  Speaker 3: you have gaudy yardage numbers, gaudy number of receptions, gaudy
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  Speaker 3: number of TDs, is it possible at the Heisman ceremony,
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  Speaker 3: you see two kids from Ohio state and two kids
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  Speaker 3: from university of Miami.
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  Speaker 4: Has that ever happened before?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. No. That would be wild. That's
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  Speaker 1: the way it's pacing. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor, I have a serious question here. How did a
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  Speaker 2: talent like Darian Mensah end up at Duke?
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  Speaker 5: Well, he was at Tulane first. How did a quarterback
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  Speaker 5: like that end up at Tulane?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, how did Kurt Warner end up bagging groceries?
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes they just slip through the cracks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's what I love about the portal, Hawk.
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  Speaker 2: Even with Louisville last night, you saw an Ohio State
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  Speaker 2: backup who normally just would have remained a backup.
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  Speaker 1: He gets to transfer now. He goes to Louisville.
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  Speaker 2: They lost that game to Mississippi, but it was a
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  Speaker 2: great game right down to the wire. But that kid
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  Speaker 2: now gets an opportunity to showcase his skills and potentially
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  Speaker 2: get drafted by the NFL, where in years past, he's
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  Speaker 2: just a backup to whoever Ohio State's quarterback is.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: I had the Hurricanes-Stanford over 46.5.
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  Speaker 1: That hit.
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  Speaker 3: I had Hurricanes team total over 35.5.
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  Speaker 1: That hit. And then on Saturday, I did a four-teamer.
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  Speaker 3: Ohio State minus 50.5.
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  Speaker 4: Got dicey at the end.
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  Speaker 1: They covered.
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  Speaker 4: I had FIU plus 14.5 against the USF Bulls.
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  Speaker 3: That was the most amazing cover that I'll ever get
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  Speaker 3: all season long. I don't know if you saw it,
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  Speaker 3: Stu Gatz. I can see Taylor saw it. Literally the
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  Speaker 3: last play of the game, they scored a touchdown. First
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  Speaker 3: of all, USF scored a field goal with less than
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: two minutes to go that put my parlay out of reach. Right. And...
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  Speaker 3: FIU just goes right down the field because USF is
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  Speaker 3: in the weirdest prevent defense because it doesn't even matter
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  Speaker 3: if they score.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to need to score twice.
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  Speaker 2: It's called the backdoor defense.
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  Speaker 3: It was crazy. I covered that one. And then I
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  Speaker 3: had LSU minus nine and a half. I mean, they
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  Speaker 3: romped over Clemson. And then I had the Florida Gators
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  Speaker 3: minus 26 and a half. Over my own FAU owls,
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  Speaker 3: I have started the college season undefeated.
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  Speaker 5: Stu, does it bother you, the guy who tells you
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  Speaker 5: all his bets win, but he never shares the bets
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  Speaker 5: with you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yep. Hawks that guy. Oh, trust me.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want me sharing my bets with you because
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  Speaker 3: you are going to end up losing 98% of the
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  Speaker 3: wagers that I send you. So I'm just celebrating a
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  Speaker 3: Heisman style weekend for myself. Trust me. I've never had
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  Speaker 3: a winning season and I never will. You don't want
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  Speaker 3: me to share my bets.
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  Speaker 1: It happened so infrequently that he just, I couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. Wait, so there's South Florida.
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  Speaker 4: I had no business covering that FIU game.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Just so I'm clear.
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  Speaker 2: And I do mind when people do that, except when
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  Speaker 2: Hawk does it, because it happens so infrequently that he
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  Speaker 2: is entitled to brag when he actually, when he gets
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: it right. But you're saying that South Florida kicked an
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  Speaker 2: unnecessary field goal. They were covering the spread. But they
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  Speaker 2: left two minutes on the clock, played some weird defense.
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  Speaker 2: FIU came back. I call it the backdoor defense, but
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  Speaker 2: they leave the backdoor wide open for FIU to cover.
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  Speaker 1: And you're telling me FIU covered with a touch set. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was amazing.
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  Speaker 3: And the weird thing is FIU was content. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: USF was content to run out the clock at the
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  Speaker 3: end of the game, even though they were in scoring
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  Speaker 3: position against FIU again. And FIU, after the two-minute, I
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  Speaker 3: still call it the two-minute warning.
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: What's it called now?
• 7:36
  Speaker 5: The two-minute timeout, I think.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the two-minute timeout.
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  Speaker 4: They literally made a concerted effort to change that.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Why is it no longer called the two-minute warning?
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: It's a great question. I have no idea. Right. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: to make themselves different from the NFL? I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: Is that one of the dumbest name changes? Remember when
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: Radio Shack became The Shack?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Or New Coke, but that wasn't really a name change.
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  Speaker 3: It was a branding issue.
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  Speaker 5: Is that.
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  Speaker 3: making certain that the two minute warning is only referred
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  Speaker 3: to as the two minute timeout. Is that one of
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  Speaker 3: the most bizarre name changes of all time?
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  Speaker 2: I like a warning better. I mean, I like to
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  Speaker 2: know there's just two minutes left in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, there's two minutes.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to do something, you're running out of time.
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  Speaker 1: You better do it now. It's a warning.
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  Speaker 4: If I'm on a cruise ship, And it's going down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do I want a warning or do I want.
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  Speaker 3: The captain to come on the PA and go, hey,
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  Speaker 3: time out?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, time out, time stops. It's not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't know which one I want.
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  Speaker 4: You just made a compelling case for the timeout.
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  Speaker 1: I really did over the morning.
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  Speaker 3: But you're saying they can time it out like Superman
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  Speaker 3: can fly backwards and spin the Earth reverse on its
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: axis and then all of a sudden time goes backwards?
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  Speaker 1: Time back.
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  Speaker 4: Does timeout actually stop time?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Timeout. It stops a clock. But does it actually
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  Speaker 1: stop time? Time infinitum. What the hell am I talking about?
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Congratulations to you. Big weekend.
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: You're the number one gambler in the country. I will
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: send you my picks every week. I'm telling you, though,
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  Speaker 3: do not tail me. Fade my pick.
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  Speaker 1: I think Bear had FIU. Did he not? He told
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: us FIU? Yeah, I think he did. I want your picks, Hawk.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: Send them to us every single Friday if you can.
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  Speaker 4: You want to know what I've already put in?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: For this coming weekend?
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Please. I did put in one wager. Well, two things.
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  Speaker 3: I had Tua Tonga-Vailoa in, now this is weeks ago,
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  Speaker 3: as Comeback Player of the Year.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: And the first part, I believe, of that wager at
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: plus 4,000 hitting is him getting the starting job, which
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: he did.
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  Speaker 4: So I kind of feel like the ticket is still
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: in play.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: If you watched him during preseason and joint practices, tickets
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: not very much in play. But the fact that he
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: got the starting job, maybe miracles happen. But I did
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: put in, because they finally listed the player props for
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: the Dolphins-Raiders game on Sunday, and I parlayed Devon A.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: Chan over 105– 105.5 rushing and receiving yards.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: And one or more anytime touchdown.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: He's got to be the entire offense for the Dolphins.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Well, my fear is he is the entire offense, and
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: the defense is going to be geared up to stop him.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no.
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's obviously, if you're a defensive coordinator, you're
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: going to go into every Dolphins game going, if we
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: stop Devon Aitken, we stop the offense. But I kind
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: of saw it last year with him where he would
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: just find openings. He would find ways to get into
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: the end zone.
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• 12:07
  Speaker 6: of things here, college football related. LSU and Lane Kiffin,
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  Speaker 6: that team, what you're hearing this morning.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Is, That's like the Hurricanes in the 80s. That's the
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Hurricanes in the 90s. They got swagger. They've got talent.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: They've got talent on top of talent. That was LSU
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: without their NFL players, and they just undressed Clemson on
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  Speaker 2: national TV. I don't know what's going to happen here
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: to Dabo Sweeney, but you can like Lane Kiffin, dislike
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Lane Kiffin. Lane Kiffin's a good coach, and Lane Kiffin
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: is great at amassing talent, and they have talent that
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: does remind me of the Canes where they're three deep
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: at every position.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: I was having lunch with a friend on Saturday, and
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: he said to me, so you're rooting for the guy?
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: And he meant Lane Kiffin. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I bet LSU, and I'm not rooting for Clemson, obviously,
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: because they're in the ACC and I'm a Miami guy,
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  Speaker 3: so I don't mind.
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  Speaker 4: If Clemson is terrible, which they are.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so torn on Lane Kiffin because he's got some
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: attributes that I like. which is just, Hey, fuck it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing what I want to do. And if you
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  Speaker 3: don't like it, that's on you.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But also he's got other attributes that I really dislike.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Like, Hey, fuck it.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: I'm doing whatever I want to do. And if you
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: don't like it, it's on you. I'm so torn on
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  Speaker 3: the guy.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: There's times I love him.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: There's times I don't like him, but it is indisputable.
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  Speaker 3: His offenses are just something to watch. and the way
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  Speaker 3: that he can amass talent. Now you can try to
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: figure out on your own how he's able to amass
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  Speaker 3: this kind of talent. That's not, you know, that's, that's
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: above my pay grade, but you can't argue his success,
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: but they looked like an unstoppable force.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah.
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: I was at the stadium Hawk and their defense at
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: times looked like they had like 15 guys out there.
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: That's how fast they were flying around. Sam Levitt, You
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: squint a little, he starts to look like Jackson dart
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  Speaker 5: out there.
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  Speaker 1: He really does. He's so talented, man. He's athletic. I mean,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Taylor owns that line.
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  Speaker 3: He owns that line for college football season.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Listen, he did it with Jackson dart.
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  Speaker 2: Um, Trinidad Hubbard, who you saw last night, that's the
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Lane Kiffin quarterback, and now he's doing it with Sam Lovett.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, the guy knows how to coach. He's an ass,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: but he knows how to coach.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: We've overcorrected a bit when Kirk Cignetti goes to Indiana
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: saying that a coach can win anywhere, because I do
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: think that the pool of places that coaches can now
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: win at college football is greater than it's ever been.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: But when you see LSU Saturday night in Death Valley,
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: you understand why somebody like Lane Kiffin leaves Ole Miss
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: to go to LSU because you can't replicate what they
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: have in Baton Rouge really anywhere else in the country
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  Speaker 5: outside of maybe like three, four jobs.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he said it when he got it right.
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  Speaker 3: This is the greatest job in college football. And that
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  Speaker 3: can be debated because I do think there's like is
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: the Notre Dame head coaching job more high profile than LSU?
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  Speaker 3: it's right up there, and they're very good as well.
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  Speaker 3: But it's certainly up there. For Lane Kiffin, though, I
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  Speaker 3: think this is the job. You can't replicate it, and
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: the way that the head coach there can literally become
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: the president of the state is one thing that.
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  Speaker 4: Can't be replicated in a lot of places.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Taylor, what is the best coaching job?
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  Speaker 2: If Lane Kiffin had his choice of coaching jobs, would
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: it be Notre Dame?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Would it be where he is at LSU? Would it
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: be Miami? Would it be Alabama? Would it be Texas?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you think?
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  Speaker 5: I think it would have to be some combination of Texas, LSU,
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  Speaker 5: or Alabama. Places where if all the resources were equal,
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: if NIL was equal, if the boosters were all equal,
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: whose home field atmosphere takes you over the top? Probably
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  Speaker 5: Penn State is near that conversation of a great game
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  Speaker 5: day atmosphere. But LSU is definitely there. But I think
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: the perfect thing with Lane Kiffin and the LSU marriage
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  Speaker 5: is LSU fans don't really care if you like them
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  Speaker 5: or not. And Lane Kiffin kind of goes in with
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: that same personality where the LSU chant, that neck chant
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  Speaker 5: that they do is all about suck that Tigers.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: And then Lane Kiffin comes out and he's like, Imagine
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: how good we would be if we had NFL players
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: when they're absolutely racing Clemson off the field.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Which, by the way, there's not a coach in college
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: football that would have brought up that swirl, which was
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: a swirl.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: During a halftime interview.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Other than Lane Kiffin.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: He's the only guy who would have referenced it, even
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: in a joking manner.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: He's the only guy who would have done that.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: In the lead up to that game in this Clemson
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: LSU game, it almost felt like, is this going to
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: be too much of a distraction for this LSU team?
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Can the NFL guys play? Can they not?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Will they be added to the roster?
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Will they not? How will Lane Kiffin be able to
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: focus them? Lane Kiffin's at his best when everything else
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: is a mess.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: It's really funny because I had that thought too, because
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I did have them as part of my parlay. And
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I'm like, man, dude, how about you just concentrate on
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: the game leading up to it? It's kind of a
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: big prime time opening game. Like Stop with all the nonsense.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Why don't you just concentrate on the game plan? Then
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I watched the game. I'm like, oh, yeah, he got this.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: He's okay. Yeah, no, I watched the game.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I started to say that same thing, those same exact
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: things about Dabo.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: He's done at Clemson. I think Clemson has to move
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: on from us.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Well, no.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: So the funny thing about Dabo was, yes, he's done
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: at Clemson. He was supposed to be the heir apparent
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: to Nick Saban at Alabama. Like, that's not– Him going
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: to Alabama or him coaching anywhere after this disaster, he'll
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: get a job. It will be like a USF job.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: But he ain't going to Alabama anymore.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: He was supposed to be the next Nick Saban at Alabama,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: and then college football changed, and Dabo.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Sweeney just keeps his feet.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: He's just dragging his feet saying, I'm not going to
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: use the transfer portal. I'm not going to use NIL.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: And then you have Lane Kiffin who's like, I'll use NIL.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I'll use the transfer portal. We're going to compete for
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: national championships here.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And go to the NFL.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Got a little cutesy.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: It was like back in the 80s or 90s, you know,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: when people started to get beepers. And there were always
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: these guys that go, I don't need a beeper. What
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: do I need a beeper for?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not getting a beeper.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: And in the meantime, you know, your buddy in high
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: school has got two beepers.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: He's with every girl in high school.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: And you're sitting by your phone waiting for it to
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: ring because you don't even have an answering machine. And,
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: you know, all of a sudden, I'm the Dabo Sweeney
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: of high school, Island Park High School.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You got to roll with the times.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Got to roll with the times. Get a fucking beeper.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh. Were you aware this was.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: You didn't expect that comparison, did you, Taylor? It didn't
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: really resonate with you.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: What's a beeper? What he's saying is Lane Kiffin has
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: nine beepers. He's got a belt of beepers.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I was honestly going to do it, and I know
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Stugatz loves Murray. I was going to do it with
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: subprime lending. I thought there was a good analogy there,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: which is you had some lenders saying, hey, we're not
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: going to give out these risky loans. And in the meantime,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: every other lender is raking in money hand over fist,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: money that they know.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Is bad money.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: They're never going to get it back, but they're raking
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: in all this money, and you got you know like
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: two places going yeah we're not gonna we're not gonna
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: go into these risky uh these risky loans and all
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: of a sudden they're out of business and shearson lehman
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: shearson lehman is the uh dabbo sweeney of the financial
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: world so.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: There you go two references that no one got.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Put it on the poll.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: It's Shearson Lehman, the top most sweaty of financial institutions.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going to submit Taylor may not have even ever
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: heard of Shearson Lehman.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: He hasn't. That is so good.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: I can't tell if I'm channeling Dennis Miller or Defoe.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: He did it with a Sharpie in your mouth, though.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: It always hits.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Hawk, were you aware, because this is the big story
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: from the college football weekend, we'll get out of here
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: in a second, everyone enjoy their Labor Day weekend, that
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: what we were watching on TV is different from what
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the officials were watching with their clock when we talk
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: about Michigan and Western Michigan.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: But, like, how far off.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Could the clocks possibly be?
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Like, am I watching a game that I think is
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: in the third quarter and the officials know it's in
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: the fourth quarter? Like, how far off are the clocks?
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: That was such bullshit. I'm sorry.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: They can explain it all they want. They can show
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: me the angle that they were looking at. How about this?
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: If the rest of the world is looking at one
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: clock and you have one hired helper, but you're not
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: going to have him stare at the same clock the
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: rest of the world is. He's going to stare at
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: a different clock. Maybe the system is faulty. Like they
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: superimpose the clock on the game broadcast. Well, superimpose the
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: clock from.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: The replay center then on the game broadcast.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Don't superimpose some clock that some schlub is running at
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: the stadium.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: How about superimposing the actual clock?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: How about we just all adhere to the same clock?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Let's all watch the same clock.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: You know, it reminds me of Dick Clark's rockin' New Year's.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: When I'm looking at my clock, it's 1201, and he's
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: starting the countdown. Hey, Clark, all my clocks are atomic clocks,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I think. They're all set to the iPhone whatever. I
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: don't even think Dick Clark was around for the iPhone,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: but roll with me on this one. Hey, Clark, how
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: about you start the countdown when the rest of us
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: know it's already midnight?
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Is Dick Clark the Shearson Lehman of New Year's Eve hosts?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Of beepers.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: He has referenced Shearson Lehman, beepers, and Dick Clark's rockin.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: New Year's. I want to be clear.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: I stand with the little guys in Western Michigan. I
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: think Western Michigan got robbed. But if I was just
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: playing devil's advocate here for a second... They put a
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: second back, and you still gave up a 47-yard Hail Mary.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: That's true, yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Hey, is it the hardest thing to stop, I don't know,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: two Hail Marys? I mean, that makes it impossible. Like, oh,
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: they award someone an extra free throw. You're kind of
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: giving them an easy bucket, right?
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's an extra free throw. Is it really that
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: difficult to stop two Hail Marys.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: In a span of two minutes? This is giving someone
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: an extra full-court heave.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Right, exactly. We're going to give you one more full
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: court heave.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Do your full court heave. And you're Western Michigan. It
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: felt like you're giving it to Steph. You're giving it
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: to Draymond.