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LIVE | Son of a Boy Dad #134 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 9: Oh there we go.
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  Speaker 4: Hello everybody, Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 4: Podcast Live from Barstool HQ three.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow, there's a ton of funs.
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  Speaker 9: People are acting like we're about to board like a thirteen. Now,
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  Speaker 3: I mean I was very excited to hitch my wagon
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  Speaker 3: to you tube. Very funny, very funny.
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  Speaker 4: We're already on a roll. The chemistry between these three
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  Speaker 4: is just through the fucking roof. This could be like
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  Speaker 4: the next Opian Anthony if we really want it to be. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: definitely podcast now, Oh of course, yeah, that's the only way. Well,
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  Speaker 4: now we have access to like the backfeed, so we
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it'll be good to go, Francis.
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  Speaker 1: Francis is in this bitch, Welcome to uh a more
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  Speaker 1: permanent place on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, I'm I'm let's think of this is more of
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  Speaker 3: a tryout. No, no, it's already been set.
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  Speaker 9: He showed me a different rendering of the logo without you,
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  Speaker 9: and hell.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've already written out how I will use this
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  Speaker 3: in my contract negotiation. Oh yeah, me too with Dave.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you need to have a visual representation on
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  Speaker 1: the show on like the logo when you click on
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  Speaker 1: it on Apple, I I fucking tunes or whatever. I
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  Speaker 1: think that a lot of our early podcasts like always
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  Speaker 1: featured someone's face so they could claim ownership of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Guess ours kind of does too. It's got our faces
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  Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, I was thinking we should. Probably we will.
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  Speaker 9: We changed our logo.
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  Speaker 3: Let's yeah, let's do it again.
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  Speaker 9: You like we could put you in the description of
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  Speaker 9: the episode.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I still want people to be missed led into
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  Speaker 3: thinking that they're tuning into a two headed dragon, and
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  Speaker 3: then they're like, wait, what, who the fuck is this
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  Speaker 3: third some other guest who's here every episode.
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  Speaker 4: We'll see and why are you make it one hundred
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  Speaker 4: and thirty three episodes?
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  Speaker 9: And you're like, I'm here every episode? Why is he
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  Speaker 9: so much.
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  Speaker 4: Different reputation around the office? Well as the guy who
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  Speaker 4: misses every episode, Ye higher up to start contacting you,
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  Speaker 4: asking questions about your work ethic.
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  Speaker 1: You did have perfect attendance, but now you're fucking now
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  Speaker 1: I'm the guy who misses. Now you have a punch card.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, now it's like a coin toss. It's like, is
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  Speaker 4: that guy going to be here and not? I kind
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  Speaker 4: of like it. I like having a little edge like that. Yeah, Like,
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  Speaker 4: holy shit, I hope we can do the episode today.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that he wasn't on the episode? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: not this week, but the week before? Oh which one
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  Speaker 1: will sas wasn't on when Colin was in?
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Do you gotta cut?
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  Speaker 9: What did you get a haircut?
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  Speaker 3: Can you stay on? Let's stay on this column.
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  Speaker 9: Episode, miss now, I don't want to talk about that
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  Speaker 9: at all. You just brought all this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just busting and I was just busting chops.
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  Speaker 9: We go a bust shops, we go bus chops. I
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  Speaker 9: don't mind busting chops.
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  Speaker 4: How is this? Is this going smoothly? In the back end?
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  Speaker 4: They don't believe it's live?
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  Speaker 9: What can we say?
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  Speaker 3: We should say some really bad words?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what would hold? What's what's like today? It's like
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  Speaker 1: a born on date of your kombucha or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to help us one twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty four. Are we doing this in the future?
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  Speaker 3: What the all?
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  Speaker 9: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Now we're cooking, now we're talking.
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  Speaker 9: What the fuck is this?
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  Speaker 1: I think that we got a lot of unplanned promotion
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  Speaker 1: for this show by having uh.
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  Speaker 4: Mister Hitchings, I mean he attacked, Yes, he released the
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  Speaker 4: nuclear codes on us, and then I didn't know. I'll
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  Speaker 4: be honest, I was kind of like thinking bad thoughts
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  Speaker 4: about mister Hitchings in my head. I didn't know he
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  Speaker 4: was so well connected with the higher ups because instantly
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  Speaker 4: after he makes that call, we get a call from
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  Speaker 4: the big man upstairs and he's like, he's right, you
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  Speaker 4: listen to mister Hitchings when he talks to you.
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  Speaker 9: Do you think he's here for no fucking reason?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And he threatened him, and he threatened him. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: was That was an elite day, I think. I uh,
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  Speaker 1: for an hour, I was smoldering that. I was just
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  Speaker 1: wildly uncomfortable, but then I got Then I got over it,
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  Speaker 1: and now I think it's very funny and actually helpful.
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  Speaker 9: The fucking studios falling apart back there.
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  Speaker 3: Should we tell some of the users who are excuse me,
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  Speaker 3: audience members who do not know who mister Hitchings is,
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  Speaker 3: what happened, because I feel as though that's probably a funny.
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  Speaker 3: Set the table a little bit, tell them a story
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  Speaker 3: a little.
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  Speaker 1: So we said, we've said for fucking months that we're
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  Speaker 1: going to do this live show. At some point, Yak
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  Speaker 1: has gone, we have some time during our week. We
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  Speaker 1: want to do more and invest in this brand Son
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  Speaker 1: of a Boy Dad, which I think is like three
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  Speaker 1: thousand followers from getting that that plaque getting one hundred
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  Speaker 1: thousand there for a while, I.
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  Speaker 9: Feel like.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait for us to post that picture.
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  Speaker 9: Really, we had a lot of subsidy.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna we're going to post that picture the three
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  Speaker 3: us on our instagrams, just the way that Roan and
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  Speaker 3: uh Pat Well they did great Bromo, Yeah they did.
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  Speaker 4: But they're also always filming in like fucking like alleys
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  Speaker 4: in the middle of the suburbs or in the middle
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  Speaker 4: of the city of Philly. Rugged, but like classy, you
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  Speaker 4: guys film your podcast where like they film like the
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  Speaker 4: Bacu Gone commercials that are on Nickelodeon, where they're always
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  Speaker 4: playing like back wudon and they're in a dark alley.
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  Speaker 9: It's nice.
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  Speaker 4: You guys don't know what try and pivot or like
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  Speaker 4: a NERF gun commercial, you know how those commercials they're
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  Speaker 4: all like those toy commercials. They're always in a fucking
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  Speaker 4: going shoot. Yeah, like you're going through a vent through
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  Speaker 4: a bet.
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  Speaker 1: We record our podcast from the digit turtles there.
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  Speaker 3: I must have missed all those shows when I was
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  Speaker 3: busy helping out the column episode of Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 4: Were you helping it out?
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  Speaker 3: I was standing outside laughing and he was feeding jokes too,
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  Speaker 3: was he there?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Francis what you didn't even watch? No, I
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  Speaker 4: watched the beginning and they were making fun of me
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  Speaker 4: too much. I hurt my feeling, so I turned it
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  Speaker 4: off and down voted it.
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  Speaker 9: We said your belt like a wine.
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  Speaker 1: I know that was funny because you do always put
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  Speaker 1: your arms out like that when I'm on stage, or
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  Speaker 1: just an eddie or just in general. I'm like Tony
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  Speaker 1: p I got my move. What is his move?
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  Speaker 9: The arm cross the arm roll?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tony from the back whu gun commercial back u gan.
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  Speaker 4: There will be people out there who know bakugan and
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  Speaker 4: live by baku go. Of course, bakugan was one of
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  Speaker 4: the coolest toys as a child.
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  Speaker 9: What the fuck is it?
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  Speaker 4: I believe the bakugan was the one where it was
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  Speaker 4: like a ball and you would roll it and when hit,
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  Speaker 4: when it hit a magnet, it would expand like a transformer.
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  Speaker 9: Obviously Japanese. They were all Japanese. All the toys for
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  Speaker 9: all was Japanese.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he blade, but the so Nintendo fucking Suzuki's
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  Speaker 1: the motorcycles. So we were so we always were going
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  Speaker 1: to do an extra show of the week. We were
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  Speaker 1: always going to add a show, and we were trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out when to do it. We've kind of
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  Speaker 1: figured on Wednesday afternoon, because if we're going to record
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  Speaker 1: on Whensday on Monday, there's enough of a runway between
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  Speaker 1: the shows that we'll be able to have kind of
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  Speaker 1: new stuff to talk about by Wednesday, but it won't
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  Speaker 1: be so late in the week when everybody's checked out.
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  Speaker 1: You put out a podcast on a Friday, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking falling on death here. No one's self instruction.
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  Speaker 9: That's self destruction. Or if you put one out like at.
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  Speaker 4: Five pm, five pm is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: And so that was sass is like one one like Barrier.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, I need to be home with my family.
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  Speaker 1: But well, I tell.
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  Speaker 9: My wife every day before I leave us, I'll be
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  Speaker 9: home for dinner.
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  Speaker 3: You don't wait up, cook.
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  Speaker 9: Out the pot road, you take your hat off exactly.
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  Speaker 9: It on like a prid I signed here, I told David,
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  Speaker 9: I said, as long as I'm home with my kids,
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  Speaker 9: and my wife.
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  Speaker 1: But the other part of the deal is you need
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  Speaker 1: to be in by eight thirty am and you live
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  Speaker 1: up at that for the call of episode.
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  Speaker 9: So we wanted to have this extra show. We didn't
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  Speaker 9: know exactly what it was going to be. Some people
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  Speaker 9: wanted us to push it to a different time.
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  Speaker 1: We that we kind of stood steadfast. But as that
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  Speaker 1: was all happening, these other shows were bubbling up and
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  Speaker 1: snatching up.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there was also a massive controversy around all of
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  Speaker 4: the podcasts started gathering about time slots.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and people were snatching up time slots like it
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  Speaker 1: was tickets on the fucking exactly like people. It was
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  Speaker 1: like people like it was the last helicopter out a sidegon.
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  Speaker 1: People were furiously trying to grab up time slots, and
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  Speaker 1: we weren't really part of that conversation, nor did I
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  Speaker 1: want to be.
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  Speaker 9: That was like, no, worst look exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All the time, we're kind of like the cool guys
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  Speaker 4: of barstool, and we don't really play by that shit.
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  Speaker 4: So we were like, we're just gonna do ours, whatever
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  Speaker 4: the fuck we want to do. It turns out not allowed,
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  Speaker 4: not allowed at all.
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  Speaker 3: I've realized why neither of you wanted.
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  Speaker 9: To sit in the middle because it's very uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I have to turn my head to both
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  Speaker 3: of you, Like I'm a tennis referee.
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  Speaker 1: I tried out all the seats before I got in,
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  Speaker 1: and I liked the middle, but I knew the tennis
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  Speaker 1: referee gonna damn bro. But then I tried Sassa's seat
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  Speaker 1: and he's like disproportionately close to the camera, so he
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  Speaker 1: like looks really big, like when the Biden's visited the
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  Speaker 1: race or when they visited Jimmy Carter. Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: seen that picture of the Bidens next to Jimmy Carter
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  Speaker 1: and the miniature people, They look like the next to
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  Speaker 1: his dog those photos.
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  Speaker 9: No, it's the wolf as a dog. Oh he's got
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  Speaker 9: a big, bad one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dog.
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  Speaker 9: And I need to see that one. It was in
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  Speaker 9: the back of gun commercial there, it must have been.
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  Speaker 9: They must have snuck it into the back of gone commercial.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know that for all those years that he
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  Speaker 3: was in the Senate, he used to ride the train
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  Speaker 3: I think almost every day to and from and.
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  Speaker 9: He's like obsessed with trains.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah? He like isn't he isn't not like his big
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  Speaker 9: thing that he's obsessed with trains.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of trains.
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  Speaker 9: You're a little autistic as well, so that's not surprising.
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  Speaker 3: It means I'm really good with math.
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  Speaker 9: He likes times a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love my trains.
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  Speaker 9: Also, the train is not like what was taking the Amtrak. Yes,
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  Speaker 9: that's not like slumming it.
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  Speaker 4: The Amtrak is more expensive than like a first class
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  Speaker 4: ticket on Delta.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I wasn't saying this for any reason other than
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  Speaker 3: to tell you.
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  Speaker 4: And you're trying to blue pill us over here. No
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  Speaker 4: talking us about how Joe Biden was still taking the train.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't saying what a common man who.
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  Speaker 9: Was concerts are you supposed to be?
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  Speaker 4: Fus?
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  Speaker 9: I think I'm the next president. You're talking to a
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  Speaker 9: future president of the United States.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna get mad at SaaS right now
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  Speaker 3: because I think the odds of him being on the
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  Speaker 3: show next time are pretty slammed.
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  Speaker 1: So it was too We were gonna do nine in
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  Speaker 1: the morning once we got in trouble with Uncle Tim.
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  Speaker 4: That was my record. I was like, let's do nine
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  Speaker 4: am morning show.
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  Speaker 3: I would have been down.
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  Speaker 4: I would have done a warning show, did a little
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  Speaker 4: get some done, let's get some coffee.
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  Speaker 9: You would have gone been in at nine am.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have no problem with that. I was up
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  Speaker 4: at fucking seven this morning. No way, yeah, grinding.
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  Speaker 9: No way. Yeah, you were scared that you were gonna
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  Speaker 9: be late for this show?
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all. Never once was scared. I actually
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  Speaker 4: ate a nice lunch before coming in. Lemon pepper, chicken
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  Speaker 4: and broccoli and carrots and a little rice.
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  Speaker 3: That is nice. Where'd you get that from?
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  Speaker 4: Factor?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Nice?
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  Speaker 9: You're on that now on the factors.
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  Speaker 3: Good. I'm glad you're starting to take care of yourself
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  Speaker 3: a little better.
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  Speaker 11: This is it.
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  Speaker 9: This annoys man.
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  Speaker 3: I've been worried about you.
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  Speaker 9: This is what this is actually about.
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  Speaker 3: This is an inn. I spend a lot of time
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  Speaker 3: worrying about you. Dude.
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  Speaker 4: Fatness really sneaks up on you like a thief in
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  Speaker 4: the night. You have like you all you go around,
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  Speaker 4: you tell dude, I'm getting so fat, and then one
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  Speaker 4: day you're just actually fat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, well yeah, and that's why we
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  Speaker 1: put you close to the camera so you look proportionately massive,
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  Speaker 1: so you can kind of get the hall of mirrors
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  Speaker 1: wake up call that you need there.
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  Speaker 4: One day you have Adam Friedlan on your podcast, and
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  Speaker 4: all the comments they really whoa, what the fuck when
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  Speaker 4: that guy gained four hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 9: They really were.
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  Speaker 3: This is what this is. What I've noticed is that
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  Speaker 3: the from your neck to your chin.
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  Speaker 4: There is none. It's all that that's crossing all the
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  Speaker 4: lines right there. It's not a whole lot, well aware,
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  Speaker 4: and that's been the biggest insecurity of my life forever.
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  Speaker 1: That's why faseball guys can't really get that fat who
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: faceball guys guys that can't grow a beard, You can't.
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  Speaker 1: You have nothing to cover up all this. If you
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  Speaker 1: could just grow a little like neck beard or some
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: shit like that, just a little like Hank. Well, Hank's
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  Speaker 1: got the same kind of thing going with the job.
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  Speaker 3: Hanks is way told you to carry a grapefruit between
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  Speaker 3: your chin and your neck as part of some country
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  Speaker 3: fair relay race, which they do, you wouldn't be able
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  Speaker 3: to do it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm well aware.
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  Speaker 9: There's no space, there's no nook. I'll find something about
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  Speaker 9: you and I'll just fucking dig.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Into Yeah, come at me, bro.
• 14:34
  Speaker 9: His whole life for the How you scored a five
• 14:36
  Speaker 9: on that whole not a four?
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Oh damn well, you'd know the difference between fives and fours.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: That's where you've been trafficking your whole life.
• 14:44
  Speaker 9: That's right, got his ass. Silence your phone, brother, I
• 14:47
  Speaker 9: don't know why it's trying to be professional.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Charles Schwiz himself.
• 14:51
  Speaker 9: Answer answer if it's Chuck answer.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: This is an international wire I sent? Should I take it?
• 14:57
  Speaker 9: Why are you wiring money internationally? Hello, we are live.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: You have to say you're relib or else we'll get sued.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: You have to say your account remember, or else we
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: get sued.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is me. Can can I call you back?
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm on a live podcast right now. And
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: if it's about that international wire, that's fine. I just
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: wanted to okay that okay, I'll call you back.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Just call it call him back. But it sounds like
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: it was not about the international wire. It was definitely
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: he's like a world wait for the callback, because you're
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: gonna want to be rich.
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: People's banks call them way differently.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Pat Bev's bank called him one time when I was
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: with him, and they were like, hey, that money you
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: have is kicking ass in the stock market.
• 15:40
  Speaker 9: Like if you ever want to do more, like, let
• 15:42
  Speaker 9: us know.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: But you're doing fucking great right now. No negative call,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: no we need this, No we need to verify this.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: No bill calls or anything like that. It's just like
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: things are going great for you. Keep it the fuck up, brother.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: When I go and I set up my bank, when
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: I set up my LLC at Chase, they like that.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: They were acting. I told them how much money I
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: thought I was going to make this year, and they
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: were like giving me cards from like the fucking managers
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: of the.
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: Rich people go to a whole different bank.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Let's just say I have not even come close to that,
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: and they have not called me or contacted me once.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: They're probably aware that you skip episodes of your own
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: podcast and your chances at a raise or just getting
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: thinner and thinner.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: That would be hilarious if they were calling me and
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: they'd be like, why weren't you on the podcast.
• 16:30
  Speaker 9: We're doing our background. We're going to downgrade your account.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: To a just the customer service person's accent is getting thicker.
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: Man, that's funny.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: So why are international uh, why are you doing an
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: international bank transfer?
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: So this is a funny story. A little bit when
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: we were in France, like probably three weeks ago, a
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: month ago for a wedding.
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• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Dot com is now in interior design and they have
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: a very kind of big time like antique fare there.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: It's like the world's nicest flea market, and it's actually cool.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: We went. I'm not I'm not a huge fan of
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: those things, but this one actually was pretty impressive.
• 17:52
  Speaker 9: Because what are the chances you come home with something
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: from something like that?
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we're looking for like knick knacks, funny
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: salt shake, things like that, just something some little nickknack
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: and where'd you get this? Yeah? Nice story? Ultimate And
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: unfortunately the knickknack thing turned into more of like a massive,
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: uh massive problem where she just spotted a a dresser
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: like a cabinet that she was in love with. And uh,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: it's massive. I mean, this thing is huge and you're.
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: Gonna ship it from France? Oh my god.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Uh the dresser. So the story was it was already
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: it had been sold the day before, and the guy
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: who ran the stall that had it was on vacation.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: But they all help each other out. So like we
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: went to the neighboring stall and that guy was like, yeah,
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: let me know. You know, I'll call the guy for you.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: And he was saying, like, I can't sell it to you.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I've already sold that. I sold it to a good customer,
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: your customer of mine. And I was like, well, what
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: would it take and he was It's like, well, if
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: you paid cash and you paid one thousand euros more
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: than that person did, I'd be willing to tell them.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: You know, I had to take the offer, damn. And
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: so we did. So I think I spent The dresser
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: itself was four thousand euros. Jesus crushed, and then the
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: shipping was two thousand euros.
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, you gotta stop buying ship
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: like that.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but why is a tior design you have
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: to buy stuff like that she's a very talented.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: You started with a nice pair of plastic dressers tied
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: into another piece of plastic.
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: Ikea bins and being I use the Ikea bins and
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: they are great, dude.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: The world of antiques is pretty uh, there's there's I
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: think there's some value there weirdly, like, I genuinely think
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: that by us shipping this thing over and getting it
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: from this place in Paris, and it's got this like
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: origin story and all this pot old yes from the
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: nineteen six it's Brittan, and then it has these hand
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: painted flowers on the front. I can show you. I
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: can show your picture anyway. Point is if we took
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: this and then we brought it up to the Hudson Valley,
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: to a town like uh Bacon or some Chacon, yeah,
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: which is an antique capital of New York, Hudson places
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: like that, I bet you we could fetch a pretty
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: penny for it. How many euros? Maybe maybe make you.
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: Know, ten thousand, sell that thing for ten thousand. You
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: guys are in you're flipping ship now.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: No, no, we're keeping this one. But I everything I
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: buy at this point in my life, I have to
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: justify buying it by saying, well, I could potentially sell it,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: sell it from more for either more hold its value.
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: I'm the opposite.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: As soon as I've bought something, it's automatically a sunk cost.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: I don't even consider returning things. But no, neither do I.
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: But isn't that how most things are sunk cost?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah? A lot of things are boat car cars, so
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: as soon as you drive it off, a lot of Moses.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: But Rolexes, Burken bags, those types of things, A lot
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: of Burken bags and Rolex I'm saying, I don't. I'm
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: saying as soon as I buy something like, I'll buy
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: two pairs of pants and try and like figure out
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: which one actually fits my weird shape body, and then
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not sending back the other pair. I'm not going
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: to return the other pair for whatever this set out,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Especially in New York.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I'm actually at a point now we'll.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Go back to the post office to mail it back
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: to some business forget that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: But I'm having such a hard time, I'm having such
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: a hard time making rent as a result of how
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: expensive this dresser was that I'm actually going to probably
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: sell my Rolex.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: No, are you actually Yeah? I think I am gofund me.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: No, no, I have to sell it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: I have a rich friend is selling his rolex.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Help please help him.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know what else to say.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Use the go for me to buy the rolex, so
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: you have you can and we'll give the rolex back
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: to you, so you can get the money from the
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: go fundme and you get to keep the rolex.
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: One of those like sad commercials.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Look, let's put it.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: This is in a cage right now. We have one
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: thousand of cage clawing to get out.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: We have one six hundred viewers of the show. If
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: every one of them five bucks, what would five for
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: the episode I'd keep. I'd be able to keep my rolex.
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: I'd be able to keep five bucks.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Get those donations going, and let's get the subscriber count
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: the fuck up because that will also you can sell
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: the plaque for we can take that to a pawn shop.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Venmo is at Francis Ellis, you are helping a good cause.
• 22:33
  Speaker 9: Run it up.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I found out today that Nate has like a fake
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: guy that like has a barstool, Nate Venmo that just
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: like tries to get money from people.
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: And Nate has thirteen thousand followers on.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Instagram and this guy has seven thousand followers on his
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: pretending to.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: Be Nate and it's all pictures of Nate.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Hilarious.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: So I followed the guy right away, and I'm like, bro,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: do you need some money? So I'm gonna kick him
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: some money just because Nate was like, don't follow this
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: guy if he asked you for money. He's like a grifter.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: He's trying to steal money from you. So I followed
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: him right away, and I'm going to give him money
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I love that. Now I'm being I'm I'm being a
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: little bit jokey about the Are you touching my foot? Oh?
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't even realize. Yeah, it was.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: The NBA player that did that, didn't Michael Beasley or
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: some ship an NBA player, He like massage the guy
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: next to his knee and he's like, my bad, I
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: thought it was my knee.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: Did Blake Blake Griffith did that?
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm pretty aware of where my body
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: is at all times.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Just hold that thought for one second. I I I wanted.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: The reason I'm actually thinking of selling the Rolex is because, uh, my,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: my nephew, he's my my my sister and my brother
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: in law are you know, they're a little there. They
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: don't make a ton of money. And my nephew has
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: has shown a lot of talent recently in he a dancer,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: and they want to or like TikTok no really like
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: classical and ballet and stuff like that, and he's shown
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: a lot of promise. And like, the classes are super expensive,
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: and you know they're up against some like kind of
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: hard times. And oh, actually, my brother in law and
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: my sister are both members of the union and they're
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: on strike right now and they don't want to go
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: back to work because they don't want cross the picket
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: lines stuff like that and just be a betrayer to
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: the cause. And so in order to keep giving my
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: nephew a chance at achieving his dreams and staying on
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: that path and seeing like where it could lead and
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: find his potential and stuff like that, I'm thinking of
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: selling the jewelry and pawning it and then helping him
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: stay in the classes.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Well, this just sounds like another go fund me. Let's
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: just get these gofundmes and stack them up, because that's
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: an actual thing people do go fundmes for get the
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: kid to dance camp type of type of deal.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: You know, it's funny. I just realized I'm actually being.
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: A little of a footloose.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm mistaking. I'm mistaking what's happening to me
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: for the plot of Billy Elliott's what it is.
• 25:10
  Speaker 9: That's Billy Elliott. That's good, that's definitely Billy ellen. I
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: can't believe you didn't catch on. Look at this dancing feet.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: No, it would be hilarious if your nephew had to
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: run out into the woods to dance in private.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Have you you never seen Billy Elliott?
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Now, to be honest, just describe it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: I will probably never watch.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Its spectacular spectacular Billy.
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: It's like a It's like a little boy who wants
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: to dance.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: He's a brilliant I want to dance and his dad
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: wants him to be a boxer.
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: How are you a brilliant dancer? Has there ever been
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: a brilliant dancer? Yeah?
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Man, like Michael Jackson. I guess was a brilliant dancer
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: because he created the Moonwalk.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: No, come on, brilliant it's brilliant. It's telling. It's telling
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: like anything.
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: Are you talking about?
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Like Phil? You could be a.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Ballet type of dancer or something like that, like are
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you brilliant because you can pick up choreography quickly?
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Or like you can That's what sounds like. The choreography
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: sounds like more of a brilliant skill than actual the dancing.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I guess a lot of dancers probably do come up
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: with their own choreography, though, I watched which is brilliant.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I watched the Red Bull dance competitions, and those are
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: those like Red Bull the energy drink. Yeah, I like
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: to break dancing like competition.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: What else would it be? I don't know what other
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Red Bulls are you?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: In reference to the basketball team, the basketball team from Chicago.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I just even know that Red Bull had a dancing
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: You don't have.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: To denote the color when you're heard of the Chicago Bulls.
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: We all know their color. They're red, the.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Black black Sox or the white white Sox. Oh man
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: so uh Anyway, TJ. Hitching's dad finish off. That's the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: eighteenth tangents that we had going.
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: He was pissed.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: He was pissed, but uh Rico never was pissed. I
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: want that on the record multiple times. Who did you did?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Everyone, we've like ben In locks with Rico for the
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: entire time we ran the Times by him. He said
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: he was going to be in Chicago this time, so
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: mister Hitchings was going to bat for Rico. But he
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: didn't d M him and was like, I got your
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: dirty work, boss, No, seriously, he was like, let me
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: know if you need me to fall back.
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: Oh really yeah, and Rico was like fall back. He's like,
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: what the fuck.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Are you doing?
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: You say the word? If I'm crossing the line the word.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: The one thing that I.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Did like at first, it was like I saw the
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: tweet and I was like, I knew this was gonna happen.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't expect it to be mister Hitchings, but I
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: saw that, like I knew people were going to say
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: something about Rico's show. And then I was like, I
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, there's really not any times available.
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: With like literally there's not any times ill yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: And then the threat one is the one when I
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: tweeted like I'm gonna connect you with gazz because I
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: just thought that was funny to say. And then when
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: he said is that a threat or a joke? That's
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: when I was confused, is like, what scenario would that
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: ever be a threat because he doesn't work. If barstol
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: like that, that's the equivalent until like if like a
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: homeless you said you're gonna fire.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Me sas, yeah, you're gonna try You're threatening my job
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: now at this point, my livelihood with my family.
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it wouldn't make any sense.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Like if Gas is mad at mister Hitchings, that's not
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: something he should be like he would be like losing sleepover,
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Like am I gonna have my job in the morning?
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Like that was That's what That's where I got.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Lost on Dave's radar.
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: That's the last place you want to be.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: And that's when I fell back because I was like,
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: this is just now I'm uncomfortable.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Owen had a great, great come over the
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: top and said threat, it is a threat.
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: Oh it's a bad boy.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell how it could how it could have
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: what the perception of threat was lose loss of job,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: that would be the only threat in tagging Gas in anything,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: or Gaz reprimands him, put him on like gives him
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: a d MC a strike or something shit like that,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: or put.
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: You like Gas fires Jay in spite of mister Hitchings.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: You know what is I realized in all of this
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: the golf between mister Hitchings, involvement in Barstool and my parents,
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: I would say awareness of even what I do for
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: a living. My parents don't know where to find me
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: on the internet. They call me all the time and
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: they're like, well, we know you were just down shooting
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: a golf thing for four days in.
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: North Carolina the golf channel.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Where can we find that? Where I found your Instagram?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: But but I can't find things. Imagine like that's that's
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: where my parents are at. And then you got mister
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Hitchings being like I wish Barstool Radio aired on Fridays
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: as well because I used to enjoy watching it five
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: days a week instead of four. And if only Kevin's
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: schedule were more flexible to allow for it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: It is preposterous. He is, he's tapped in. He truly
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: is a fan. But you and you're the only time
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: your parents talk about what you do for a living
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: is like the disappointingly at the country club.
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: Being like, did Francis ever wind up as a doctor?
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: I told my parents. My parents are like, so you
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: didn't end up selling any tickets? Ontario and then they're like,
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: my dad will be like, you got to step it up,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: you gotta.
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: We saw the statements.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe some more social Yeah, get the social interaction
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: like I would.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Thought about crowd ward clips.
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: It's time.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I got that young Matt Rife kid. You cut your
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: hair and start start eating less, you'd be fine.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Your mother and I are heading into the cities and
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: I to see Matt Rife. We we thought there's a
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: lot of stuff in his show that you learn from,
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: you could borrow from. He fixed our marriage. We went
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: home and had the best section at there at.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Matt.
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: Wife said, your father was doing a lot of red flags.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: That would be nutsy.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: You've seen your parents in front row at a.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Matt Rife show, y'all fucking still? Yeah, why treating you
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Baby? Come on, you're talking, yeah right, but surprisingly he's
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: got a treat you better.
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I want to talk about your parents getting wet
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: or not about how how hard your dad is after
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a Matt Riich show. Just the extra tea that's coursing
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: through his veins after seeing Rife on.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Stage, you got it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm assuming most dudes leave that show being
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: like I gotta get my life together.
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: I gotta start eating some more broccoli. M and they
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: just jaw line hit the stage.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna ask, speaking of jawline, does your
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: dad have this too or its hereditary? Yes? Yeah?
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: Uh. You gotta get buckle fat surgery like Tom Brady.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: You ever see that game where they pass the grapefruit.
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: I think I've I've done it at like a beach game.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, So I don't think you could even participate
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: in that to the egg.
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: You'll be at the water balloon toss.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Hell are you talking about? You got a little fucking
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: meat on those bones yourself.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Brother, Yeah, I'm tittied up to the socks. Especially on Monday.
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: You're down to eleven percent body fat. I'm trying to.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Pounce on from fucking Francis point of view, but dude,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: it's been it's been bad news for me, dude, especially
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: on Mondays. I just have I'm so bloated, Dude, I
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: just look so fat faced on Mondays.
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: And that's when I do all my recording.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: I'll draw it in like you look fat on Mondays
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: because you're just drinking it after a weekend of drinking.
• 32:29
  Speaker 9: Just like the bloat that comes after your day.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Drink every single day, floated versus yeah, you're always bloated,
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: constantly floated up.
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's bad, it's bad news.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: But Francis will never know the fucking the horrors of
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: having titties and being skinny fat.
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: No, he'll never have any idea the struggles of that.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: No, but the fact that even if I do work out,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I'm still fat.
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: There's just the way that my body is.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think you're think you got it hard enough,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: you think you got it all figured out.
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: I think you go to the walk in my shoes. Brother, Ugh, I.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Think you go to the gym and you lie on
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: the mats and fuck around on your phone.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I don't go to the gym. So you lost me
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: already there, Well you did at one point three years.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: You know who is full of shit? The fucking body
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: positivity people. Uh yeah, like four years ago, who are like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: it's fucking like it's big, big as beautiful it is,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: But you can't be like not, I like.
• 33:24
  Speaker 9: There's nothing beautiful about big, let's be honest.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: So I think it's sometimes you know that there's plus
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: sized models that are smoking hot, for sure, But but
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you can't be like, I'm happy the way I am
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and then as soon as ozempic comes out, oh fuck
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: here you're jabbing up you double doses.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: If you really believe that, then you have to stay fact.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's what you That happens. People get mad.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: People got pissed when Adele got skinny, because.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: If you get skinny, then you are you're doing that
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: to shame the people that have come to your.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're ashamed of how you how you look, and
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: how you feel like you're You could go and apply
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: for a MPIC and your doctor could like pull up
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: some tweets and be like, fuck the biggest beautiful Sorry sister,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to hang on to you.
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: Reverse. Sozempic, is there a reverse? Just getting on with it?
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just give it a bunch of fact girls,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: just steroids. Hgh. I'm taking this lot and I'm getting
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: like way bigger and angry. I've been really angry lately.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: That would be hilarious to just swap someone with that.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I watched a clip of a guy. It was from
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: a show. It was six hundred pound life or a
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: three thousand pound life. I don't know. I can't remember
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: what the number was. It was a big number. And
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: this guy, this kid, he was a redheaded kid. Have
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: you seen this kid?
• 34:45
  Speaker 9: No, I don't watch that ship?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: I love it?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I love it too real. And he doesn't put clothes on.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: He just he's naked all the time because it's too
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: hot for him to wear clothes.
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, those guys gotta be fucking cooking.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: And he just plays video games.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Seabills just threw the roof.
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, con d when summer rolls around just ten thousand
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: dollars a month.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Because their temperature is raising the temperature of the room, so.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: Literally sucking the humidity off of their skin.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Mister freeze.
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: Uh yeah, he he But he doesn't put clothes on.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: But his his belly is so big that he actually
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: is not indecent naked, Like you can't see his penis
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: because his gut hates oh so low over his private
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: parts that even though he's naked, you know he's not
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: he's like.
• 35:41
  Speaker 9: A loin claw. That's a different level of fat when
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: you just got it.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: It's just swinging. Yeah, like your your stomach is at
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: your knees, Yeah, that's where it was. And he sits
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: on his bed and.
• 35:52
  Speaker 9: Their dick sucks and they gotta like grab it up.
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: But there is always someone to suck their dick though.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: They always have an enabler who will only buy them dominoes.
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: But yeah, suck that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: That was his dad. It was his dad. And he said,
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: I love mys son. I'll get him what he wants.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: The food. It's too much, it's too much, but I
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: love them. Okay, say no.
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: And then hate confrontation. You don't love your son.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: And then the sun was like, I'm not the one
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: going out and getting the chicken fingers. I'm not the one.
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he did. He did, And I was like, there's
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: nothing to eat around here. That's all the guy brings in.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he got like he's like lunches here,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: lunch is here. And it was a massive bab bag
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: of McDonald's and uh, he took They had like a
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: fish filet and then like double cheeseburgers, and he took
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: the top bun off the fish file at and the
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: bottom bun off the cheeseburgers, and he created this hybrid
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: mutant sandwich of land and sea and and ate it together.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: That's actually a sandwich.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: It was a surfing turf, So he created the Land
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: and Sea because McDonald's dropped that like a year ago.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: It's literally called the Land and Sea and it's like
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: a fish filet and a burger.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Come on, I swear to god, is that really?
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: They must have watched that show and been like, that's
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: actually a fucking good idea.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: That's where they go to, like this guy's a genius.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Fucker genius had dance. This man is a fast food.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: So fun bingo bengo. Yeah, the dad was selling his
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: family jewelry to keep his kid in food. But he
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: just plays video games all day and it's just happy.
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: But this sounds like he's living a good life.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Didn't look unhappy, happy as fun. He didn't look unhappy.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Lunch is here, and then it's just the Land and
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Sea waiting for you in the kitchen.
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: I would be so fucking pumped, let's go.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: But then the dad, the dad handed him the bag
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: and the kids looking through the bag and he's like, well,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I got bad news for you. He goes, they got
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: your order wrong. You're not having lunch, and like he
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: didn't give his dad any Oh.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: No, that's when you just got to put this on down.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: His dad when he starts stealing the family's food.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Hadn't brought home any extra, like it was all his food,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: and they didn't throw his dad's food in there, and
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't share what he had with his dad.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That's when you need to stab your son, like Arnold
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Schwartzenegger with theozen pick.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah in the neck and he just yeah, in the
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: middle of his.
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: It is crazy that it's a needle too, dude.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: That is fucking insane that everybody's just the might be
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: like like I think it might be thought thire or
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: some ship like that, Like it is not that different
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: from doing heroin. Yeah, you wind up skinny as fuck.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: There's fucking needles just littering the streets at all times.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking I don't like needles like that. It
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: goes into the tummy, what's the belly button? What the fuck?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, at least the holes will be fresh
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: when they have diabetes and.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: You don't even know it's in that thing. People are
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: really getting that thing. You don't even know it's really
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: what the ingredients are.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what it is, but a lot
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: of people are taking I mean, like a large amount
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: of people are taking.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: It a large amount of people, a lot of people
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: at the office.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I could see you getting on it.
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: I got no reason to What do you mean can
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: you stop?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: When people are like, you stop doing ozepic and you
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: get fat again, it's like it's like, yeah, like if
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: you stop eating good, you get fat again, or if
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: you stop exercising, you get fat again.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Keto.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: That's like keto, Keto, you blow up like a fucking
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: balloon the second you get off of it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and it makes your breath fucking stink, does it?
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: But I guess you're terrible for your organs. I know
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: that is it. Yeah, but at least you get to
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: have like sausage wrapping. Yeah, you know, wrapping cheese healthy.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: This is healthy as fuck. Mincy posts and he's like
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: third se lap stop of the week.
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: It's a massive plate of ribs off the sugar.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He said that, you know, he's down, He's down
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: all these pounds. It's like but then he then he said,
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: you know, he stopped it. I think a casino or something,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: and and they brought him out a free like forty
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: ound steak. I'm like, come on, dude, come on, dude.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: People eat, they'll literally eat like hotdogs wrapped in bacon
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: with like avocado on the side, and they're like, I'm
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: really getting my life feat together finally, Wow.
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: Only chips he's eating.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make a casino and chips joke. It
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: didn't come together like I wanted it to.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: That's okay, that's okay.
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: We didn't really landed plane. Are people subscribing. Let's get
• 40:45
  Speaker 9: these fucking subscribers up, dude. Don't fucking play with us, dude,
• 40:47
  Speaker 9: Let's get these subscribers going. We need this plaque.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Tell a friend it.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Would be a big It would be a big flex
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: for Francis to come on and we get to one
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand right away, and you could be like, I
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: did that.
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: Look at Francis bump.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Look at what he brings to the table, plaques, plax
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: On plaques on plaques.
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: I mean, I technically brought most of it to the table.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thousand. You guys had to start calling me Plaxico,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Flexico Francis.
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: Yes, Plaxico. Friends stopped touching me.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: It's so goddamn annoying.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: I love touching.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: I hate it. So what was this with your big
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: ass hands on his dainty ass and make shoes uncomfortable.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: His thin ass stupid shoes aren't stupid shoes. That's pretty stupid.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: You were the part of America.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: You were to play golf like a fucking douchebag.
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and I almost beat you. And I haven't played
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: even close.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Eight strokes on nine holes. That's not that's that's a
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: that's a wide margin.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: If I went to the range twice this week and
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: we played on Friday, I would destroy you.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Uh, that's not true.
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: It's probably not true. I can stop saying it like that.
• 41:53
  Speaker 9: It will come back to bite you.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I call you say before I was like
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I could be anyone in the office.
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: And then I went out and I was like, oh,
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: I didn't know Frankie was actually good.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: At golf, and other guys who golf everything actually pretty
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: good at it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 9: I know Frankie was actually good at golf. Even your
• 42:07
  Speaker 9: original like parstool video was you being like data, if
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: you ever want to play golf, you know where to
• 42:13
  Speaker 9: fucking see me.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was so young.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were so young, child, and so think like, no,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: you could have fit like a fucking sleeve of grapefruits
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: between your.
• 42:25
  Speaker 9: It was fucking incredible difference, no thing.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: So, I mean I didn't like how it looks then
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: though it looked freakish. Yeah, you're still You're a heart throb.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: It looks like a skeleton, You're still a heart throb.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: You have great hair, I know I do. It's amazing
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: how feathered and layered it is.
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: Thank you, But that actually comes to a lot of work.
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: You know, he's gel on that I don't.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not surprised. I figured he needed some kind of
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: you just see it if I.
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: Have no hair gel and it's crazy. He's just mayonnaise
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: on it. So literally I have to use like car wax.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: He's just a miracle whip throws it on there. The
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: whole process that took me years to FORFRESD are you doing?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Hit me up and they'll be like, dude, brush your
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: fucking hair, And like if I brushed my hair, I
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: don't know, Like what would.
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: You want it? It would literally be like slicked to the side.
• 43:10
  Speaker 9: That is a funny ass look when you do it. Yeah,
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: I do, like I do enjoy.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: You should just take like funny, stupid, silly pictures and
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: just post them online, and now you've resorted to like
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: writing out and thinking of your jokes, which I don't
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like better. No, No, I like the old one, like
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: a little physical slapsick comedy, like three Stooges type of vibe. Francis,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: how was your the rest of your day yesterday with uh?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: You had two contentious videos come out on barstool? What
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: was that stressful for you?
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I took I took a xan x and when
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: it was still light out. Yeah, last night, no after
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: after you're right after my.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Shows taking it well, taking Xanax while's light out or
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: like you're not going on a plane that day is crazy.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. It's crazy. But I was just like the
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: world is not. Oh yeah, yeah, I got a big refill.
• 44:03
  Speaker 9: I want to just throw me a couple so I
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: don't have to call my doctor.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Oh you do not like we need more?
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: We had real bitchy about it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: That's a more military.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Why do you need so much?
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: How much you asking for?
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: Do they give me like three pills and I haven't
• 44:16
  Speaker 9: gotten it in over a year?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Really, that's yeah? Oh I got sixty.
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: No, I got out of van, which is not even
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: close to senx. It isn't even a drug. It's basically
• 44:26
  Speaker 9: an over the counter drug.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: But I'm getting it because I want to get it
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: because I's such a busy week next couple of weeks,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: and I know I'm gonna need it at some point.
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: I know eventually the walls are gonna come crashing down.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the walls were coming inholders getting there you guys.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: By the way, did you ever see that movie? Don't
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: worry darling? Yeah, did you see that? No?
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: Is that that Harry Styles?
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I kind of got pins.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Oh No, I didn't see it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I just know it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: But I thought it was really, really good. I actually
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: really enjoyed it. Is it a fuck fest?
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Not really? Oh, there's there's some fucking in it?
• 44:55
  Speaker 9: Is there more fucking than that? Or in Oppenheimer?
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Well, it's the same actress who's amazing, but probably Florence Pugh.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Florence Peugh. She it. This is a sexier movie for sure.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: In both movies.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I can't remember if she's nude, but she's definitely there's doing.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: There's some moaning and grown I remember. If she's nude,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: well because like they do they scene yet if she's nude, well,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: because in this one they do scenes. They do sex scenes,
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: but it's like maybe maybe she's wearing a bra or something.
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: So did you you don't know if it was a nipple.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: I can't remember.
• 45:31
  Speaker 9: I would remembers so easy.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Do you know why I can't remember? Because it took
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: us five separate viewings to finish this movie, and you're
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: saying it was good, It was really time that it
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: sucks good.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: No, we just we suck it every time you watch it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: You started from the beginning, No, have fucking Alzheimer's. Man, Well,
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: we just life got in the way we would. We
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: kept falling asleep. But yeah, that's somebody's zan. Yeah they're
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: an outer face owing asleep. They're like future in two
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: thousand and eight. Guys are both off the fucking Hulk bars.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: There's just double cups on a French dresser. His doctor
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: gets him those green, big ass sanxes, the ones that
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: look like they're in the fucking the What are those
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: candies that people have fifty minute warning?
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: Healthy debate starts in fifteen minutes.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: So shut the fuck up, me, Phil, Phil, damn, some
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: fucking set of balls, dude, Get.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: The fuck out of here for that book about a
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: fucking buzz kill.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: All the foot boss asked me. Yeah, by the way,
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: the there's a scene presses your zens.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: They're small there. They're pharmaceuticals, the cartel. I'm not buying
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: in Washington Square Park. That's what I tell my doctor.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: And they won't give me them that you're gonna go
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: them on a treat. I said, all right, then I
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: will just go up Time Square and try and score
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: some smack. So you threaten your doctor.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I just want to see Francis in like doing a
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: TikTok with twenty x X on his tongue, like a Drew.
• 47:00
  Speaker 9: Ski video, Like have you ever accidentally taken too many?
• 47:06
  Speaker 11: No?
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: No, I don't fucking around with sounds like you do.
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: No talking about taking it while the sun is still out.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Well, as I said, the walls were closing in.
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, in last night you should have seen Francis at
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: the stand.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Just don't know. Man fucking smashing smashed it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he definitely smashed smashed it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Kept coming back up, checked me and see where Harry
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: was at, you know, because I was downstairs and he wasn't.
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: Oh was he outside?
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: He was?
• 47:32
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• 47:32
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• 47:33
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• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Sided Shouting across a bunch of homeless dudes that were
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: playing golf with milk cartons or some shit.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did I ever tell you about the time I
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: was doing an outside show there and I almost got
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: into a fist fight with a guy. No, was like
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: peak COVID.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I weren't doing it. One where the cops
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: showed up while you were on stage. I haven't seen
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: a clip of that.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, that was a rooftop show and the
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: cops came up while I was on stage. But this one,
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: you know, there's the audience and then there's sidewalk, and
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: then there's the performer. And the people are still walking
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: through the sidewalk because they're like, what the fuck, we're
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: not this is a comedy show happening. We don't care.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: And some guy walked through and he was probably like
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: fifty four years old, and he was wearing like cargo
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: zip off khaki pants that could become shorts.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love those.
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: I used to rock those all the time.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: The type you would wear on a safari or something.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: And then he had a tucked in shirt, a T
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: shirt that just said Republican.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: That's pat ass.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: It was the only thing. It's just big words Republican.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: And he goes through and I just went, huh, Republican.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: I couldn't even help myself.
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like it was so obvious that you had
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: to point it out. Yeah.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: It was like in those old commercial jingles where they
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: have the bouncing ball across the words you're supposed to
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: sing along.
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: You just read it.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And he stopped and turned and then the audience
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: is here, and he goes, that's right, and if you're not,
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: you're ruining this country, damn all right. And I said
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: something like, okay, you know, and then I think I said.
• 50:29
  Speaker 9: Something is the height of COVID Two times were tense.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said something like, you know, words, oh big time.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe you'd be more comfortable if you turned your
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: pants into the shorts or something like that. And then
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: he goes he said something like, well, you're losing your hair.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, and it sounds like you're losing this battle so far,
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: to be fully honest, And then he started walking towards me.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, And I'm standing there with a microphone. This
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: isn't an audience member, this is just a fun and civilian.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: It's like taking umbrage with the fact that I'm like
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: now treating him as part of the show.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I want to shut that.
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: Piece of pie, stupid shit, fucking Crastard. Thank you Ellen.
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: It's a good man. We need that type of energy.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: And then Adele came out, rushed over and like started
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: pushing him away or something.
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: The ode the ozempic Adele one who.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: People were mad at for losing weight, and I was like,
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: where does she come from? I had a bad one
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: out there? He said, Hello, it was like over a
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: year ago. I was out there and I was doing
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: a show and a group of cool teens walked by.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Oh that's the.
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: Worst, and they one of them stops and he looks
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: at me and.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Goes, ha ha ha, and everyone is just sounds like
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: you boys are over two, and then they keep walking
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: and then he did it again.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: And now it's a good It's a good joke to
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: make when I'm when I do shows out there, because
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: everyone's like, because I just say that story and everyone laughs.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: But then they think you're the team. Why that You're
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: just like the guy there's a full start because you're
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: nineteen years old.
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: I'm not nineteen though, how old do you know?
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Twenty two? Wouldn't that happened a while ago? How many
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: years ago?
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: This year.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Wow, I don't think that's true. I think he's kind
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: of tell me he's making stuff up a little bit.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, that cannot be true. He's very young.
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: He would have a full beard like a grown man.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: If Yeah, if you were twenty two, you wouldn't mind
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: me putting a little so much.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Why are your hands so warm? Because I'm like, your
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: hands are take up almost my entire leg. It's so uncomfortable.
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: He's got big, beautiful mits.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: It's so you have like abnormally large hands. But you're
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: like that picture of the dude hole in the bud
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: light can and it looks like the bud light cans
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: of this the giant.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: No, he has muscular fingers.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: He has like there's muscle at all parts of his body,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: not like a thin fingered boys some people have for yourself.
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Right, when you talk cossage fingers on you, you're calling
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: these sausage fingers.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a beautiful hand right here. You're out
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: of your fucking mind, dude. This is a lovely hand
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: that I have. Brother, No, it's a good ass hand
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: that I have.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: That's the thing about this live show is we do
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: not hold back from the truth what I want to say.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: And hey, if YouTube doesn't like that, we'll go straight
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: to rumble. We don't give a shit.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we will go right on the Twitter broadcast
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: directly on Twitter if we need to.
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: I don't give a fuck. We'll say whatever the hell
• 53:23
  Speaker 9: we need to.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: That's right, Twitter. Joe Biden is transn't disrespect it presidently.
• 53:30
  Speaker 9: That's what I was told earlier.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Called him autistic, and I don't even know if I've
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: ever heard that about him, about.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Him being autistic. Yeah, he's probably not autistic. To be
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: fully honest.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: What happens if I take this, if I hit it?
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Is it nicotine? Yeah?
• 53:44
  Speaker 9: Pass that around, bro, Let's get fucking ripped on the tube.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Think a little whack of that. Let's tube it. I've
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: never done this before. I've never hit one of these.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Things, but you an outer space brother, raid we'll really
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: get the tingles going.
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: I hate those things, man, like you've never done them.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, get water my head down here, I need
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: to rest. Get your clammy hands off of my leg.
• 54:14
  Speaker 9: All right, one more hit though, let him get one
• 54:16
  Speaker 9: more hit. He hurt, hurt you. It's a wired taste.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: It goes right to my head. Honestly, it goes right
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: up to my brain, to my my brain stems.
• 54:25
  Speaker 9: I'm feeling it, yeah, strong.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Feeling it.
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: It's good. I gotta quit him now. I'm gonna get
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: off of them soon.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: You should stop.
• 54:31
  Speaker 9: Mom always calls me and she goes, stop vaping. No really,
• 54:36
  Speaker 9: I'm like, I am, what type of propaganda is you's
• 54:38
  Speaker 9: seeing to make her think that you need to stop?
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Matt Rife.
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: Probably Matt Rife, does he say not to babe?
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Probably?
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Baby?
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: What are you doing to yourself?
• 54:45
  Speaker 9: And maybe you're ruining that beautiful body?
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Baby, look me in the eyes. You're worth more than that.
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: You need to smoke some pole. Baby, you're killing yourself.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Baby.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Eh.
• 55:02
  Speaker 9: The crowd's like, ah, did you hear that? He said
• 55:05
  Speaker 9: he stayed up for nine days straight?
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Matt right?
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Now he said he was the record's eleven days straight.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Stayed up for nine days straight, he said, And he
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: says the only ways that he can never sleep is
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: smoking on that gone. So maybe he's not off those,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: but he's definitely off the the weed.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Did you say that? Yeah?
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: The record is eleven days straight. And you know what's
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: weird is that apparently your body can't store sleep. So
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: like the dude that stayed up for eleven days straight,
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: they like took him to the hospital after and he
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: just slept for like eight hours and was just like
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: fine the next day, Like literally he was like a
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: I just felt like back to normal.
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: Just I mean, he might have slept for like fourteen
• 55:38
  Speaker 9: hours or something like that and then he was just
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: like good.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Which is a normal night for Lebron Dahn James. Lebron's like,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he sleeps fourteen hours a night.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: That's growing. It makes sense.
• 55:47
  Speaker 9: Lions sleep twenty hours a day, do they?
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Hey?
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and do you know that you better be You're
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: lucky that they're not.
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: Never been on so Fari, bro, He's never seen a
• 55:55
  Speaker 9: line in that. Like a dude is like a motivational
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: speech where he's like lying, sleep.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: For twenty hours a day.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: You don't know that, Like you wait and those four
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: hours that they're awake, they are working.
• 56:09
  Speaker 9: That's not true either.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Do you think it? Do you think it bothers him
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: that he didn't go on the Safari nor does he
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: live in the same building that we do.
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: I know he has to have himself.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I was like rolling on a way better safari than you, though,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: not to be that guy. You haven't seen his picture
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: with the gorillas. Dude, gorillas. Why would you say something
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: like that, because it's true, it's my honeymoon. Honeymoon, you
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: dare you're gonna have to shit him down and show
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: him the still photos because a time. But that's the
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: only way that you'll be able to appreciate it is
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: if you see the still photos.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't you come over for dinner somenight, Harry.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed the hell out of seeing the still
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: photos that that you showed me. And since then, I've
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: tried to show people still photos of my safari and
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: they're always like, all right, what else were we doing?
• 56:54
  Speaker 9: No one gives a fuck about my still photos.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Videos are like like cat or like fucking big as
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: animals being ripped to death.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool. We didn't get to see that. Really.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I actually do think Roan had more action on his safari.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I think his safari was no.
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: If you're judgment by action, then Dan Rappaport had the
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: most action.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: What did he have?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: He had fucking zebras being there, Like you see their
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: throat get split open and you hear them crying like I.
• 57:21
  Speaker 9: Don't want to see that ship.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: I like animals.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I do too, But you you're always trying to get
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: us out for steaks. You're always trying to take us
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: to the casino for free forty two ouncers, for the
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: fact that for free forty two right now, noakes, what's
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: goot some steaks?
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: I got to go to Philly tonight?
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: Why what the fuck are you doing in Philly? Are
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: you serious? At Ilium?
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: I told him not to don't? Yeah, I don't know why.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, I want to go.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I asked.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: You didn't show up when Colin was in studio. You're
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: suddenly going to show up, Like driving to Philly for
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Williams awesome. You didn't even make it the officit'll drive
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: to Philly.
• 57:55
  Speaker 9: You're taking the train down. You're staying overnight. Now, how
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: are you getting back?
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Midnight?
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: Train?
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Damn?
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Is there twelve eleven to Georgia to Georgia even know
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Doesn't that? Yes?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Badly It's impossible to get home from the train station
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: at that time too. On New York we got back
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: up or it's just it sucks, dick, It's just like
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: annoying to get home last night in New York.
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: I guess you could do.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: We have live pretty close to there, so we're so
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: close to two thousand concurrent live viewers.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: But how do we get new different people who aren't
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: who aren't on, who aren't already watching these people lipsift
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: these clips. If you're watching the show, the onus is
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: on you to be making clips. That's what we need
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: is we need one of those podcasts for the fans.
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: Just make clips.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: That's like the those are the big podcasts.
• 58:45
  Speaker 9: That is the cheat code.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. By far, the most successful clips we ever had
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: moves of the podcast were fan made clips of Shane.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that just went like you because those guys
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: make money off of that, like a lot of money
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: you've I did like the comtown clips. One of them
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: posted a video of like how much they make because
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: like it was like in the podcast. They clipped out
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: a part of in the podcast about how those guys
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: are making a bunch of money and the dude's do
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: his Like last month revenue was like sixty thousand dollars.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Dude, someone could make this.
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: Money off of us. This is fucking meat on the bones.
• 59:16
  Speaker 9: Look at that more.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Let's go get the number on how the numbers are
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: going up right a month, They're just jumping to the stream.
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: Sixty K a month.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Think about that, Think about all the things that you
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: could buy, all the rolelexes Francis wouldn't have to sell.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe your dancing nephew is going to have to fucking
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: start clipping for this show so we can afford dance lesson.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Mowens and Ones. That's damn sure.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: I've been a little bit of a predicament right now.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: I think, Okay, I'm listening in my soul. Well, we
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: don't have a lot of time.
• 59:46
  Speaker 9: I'm listening.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: I think, deep down in my soul. I came to
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: the conclusion on Sunday, I think I'm a I think
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: I'm still a bigger Patriots fan than I am a
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: Bills fan by a lot.
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: How did you find that out? Because you got really
• 59:59
  Speaker 9: angry that the Patriots.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: It was the first game I ever I've ever watched
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: where I felt like I was gonna cry while watching it.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: I was so and like my whole body was like numb.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: What I was like standing up against the TV. And
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: then when they didn't call that first down, I was
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: just like I didn't know.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 9: What did you bet on it? For like an hour?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 9: You bet on the game? I bet on it, but
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: not I was already up a lot that day, So
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  Speaker 9: it wasn't that you were losing a ton of money.
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  Speaker 9: Didn't really matter.
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  Speaker 1: Damn you're uh, yeah, you're going through the emotions of
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: like that what an eight year old goes through when.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 9: They start watching football, like why did why can't my
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 9: team win every single game?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: And it is that's a very Patriots fan of you.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, you're in a tough predicament because you've
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: pledged your allegiance to three different teams.
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  Speaker 4: So I pledge my allegiance. Yeah, I guess I did
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: pledge my allegiance to the Eagles as well. But I'm
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: not a huge Eagles fan just because, like I don't know,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: the team hasn't really reached out to me.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: So you know, do you know that I told when
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: the team reaches out to.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: You, it really changes your fan levels.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: I think I told Hairball this where I went to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Buffalo Helium and did a show and called me fat?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Do I tell you about that? Can you just hold
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: on a second, would you mind?
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  Speaker 9: Just that's why you like the Patriots. You unit, we
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 9: swear to God.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: When when I went with Shane the other week at
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: the fucking Jets game, yea, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: That's unit.
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  Speaker 9: That should be your wake up call.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: That was my wake up call. I literally like woke
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: up the next day and I ordered those factors online.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: I got back on them.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 9: We were about to say, hey, you told Hairball what No,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: he stepped on it. That story is better and now
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: we're losing losing viewers. Fly unbelievable.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: That was so fucked up, the stories I went to
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Buffalo performed. I was up there. I drank the Buffalo
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: kool aid. Uh, really liked it, and then just came
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: home and I was I think I tweeted or said
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: on my pod. I was like, man, I really liked Buffalo.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: I liked the culture, and is it okay for me
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: to become a Buffalo Bills fan because I don't really
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: even have a proper.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: Team, and like, I really like that. How are you
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 9: not a Patriots fan?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Because I grew up I was born in New Jersey
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: and we moved to May when I was four, and
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: my dad was a huge Giants fan, and so like
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: we kind of imported that allegiance.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: And then when the Giants are playing the Patriots and
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowls, you can't root for them, So it's
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: going to have this ingrained counter.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so exactly. It just it's just kind of I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: don't know, I feel like I'm a man with a
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: man without a team. And I said out loud, openly,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: and you know, on the record, in an in public
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: like I think, I'm I want to become a Buffalo
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Bills fan. Fast forward sometime and Hairball is doing exactly
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: the same thing for the same reasons.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: It's insane. When the team reaches out to you like that,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: you obey that. Why do you keep saying they reached
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: out to you?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: They reached out to you, just black guy. That's like
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: my family who reached out to you. Okay, Davis Fat
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 9: shamed you. That's not the team reaching out. He told
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: me he checked me as a friend. No, he told you.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: He's like, I'm telling you this as a mentor. No,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: you're getting big and not the good kind, not the
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 9: good kind. Fucking that guy. And then I wanted to
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 9: call him fat and I was like, he's just not
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 9: that's not even funny.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 11: I was like.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: I was, he's like four percent body fat. That doesn't
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 9: work at all.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: And like, if you had come at him about anything
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: football related to you just be a massive loser.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, which I wasn't gonna do, so I took it. Yeah,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: you're right. I was like, dude, you're such an ass
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 9: Gabe if you knew, such a prick dude. I love
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 9: when we can fucking this. I love the give and take.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: I love the give and give.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: If you guys knew the route, the route, excuse me
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: that a receiver was running just in practice, quarterback and receiver,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: that's it, And you could go to the place where
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: you knew the ball was going to be delivered. Do
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: you think there's any chance you could defend that pass?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I think there's a pretty low chance I
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: could have. Well, but you're talking to bad body. No,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Francis definitely could. What are you talking about. We all
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: have to be honest with ourselves. He has to be
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: honest with himself that he could do that if he knew.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: Where it was.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: No, but that's not that's not what I'm saying.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: He could get to the spot first.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: You you can. You're not racing them, You're you're like,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: let's say within three yards and they have to run
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: their route and you can just move over a couple
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: of feet, be there, and the ball is coming in
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: and then I guess it's just sort of a jump ball.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I guess, hey find out the answer to that question.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: I gotta end next week's episode. Itybe weird having to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: get used to an hour. I feel like we usually
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: with the Yak would do an hour and a half.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, whatever, this is good. I think that this will
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 9: be good to have a time on the end. Well,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 9: I thought it was a fun episode. I hope people
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 9: enjoyed it. I think they did. Will content people enjoy everything.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: They don't.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 9: They don't, but they all watched it, so it's fine.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: They watched it. Hopefully.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: You know, it's still at eighteen hundred people watching. There'll
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: be new avenues of hate that people blossom for like that.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: There'll be new shit that they want to talk shit
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: about us for. So I'm excited to see all that.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, make sure you subscribe.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: We'll be back.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Please subscribe, that's the one way. And if you watch
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: this after the fact, if you listen after the fact,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: subscribe to this. This will factor into whether we get
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: contracts next year.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Also, go listen to the Matma Cusker episode
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: from yesterday.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 9: Yes, and go check out Francis's uh France at the Seller.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Francis is going to be everywhere. I'll be everywhere.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: I'm in Tampa this weekend. Come see me there, Phoenix
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: for me, Come out francisselas dot com.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: And I got pizza Fest this weekend. But that's so
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 9: oh and I'm going to skank Fest next week. You
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: know how he got on Skankfest. No, I got booked
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: on Skankfest. There was no I told you how I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: got on skank Fest.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Sounds like there's more to this story now.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 9: I don't know what that means at all.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: What does this mean? I'll tell you later.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 9: I have no idea what that could possibly mean.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: Next week's crazy.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 9: That is an asshole move. All right, Thank you guys
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 9: for listening.