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Episode 82: Hat Trick · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Fred Dimney here. Now, I've spent a lot of my
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Speaker 1: life two hundred foot up in sky. What I tell THEE,
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Speaker 1: I have not set two foot underground. Tom and Jerry
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Speaker 1: have a story about a cave in this week's episode
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Speaker 1: that explains why that's a good decision. There's a lot
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Speaker 1: of danger up eye in the sky, but not many
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Speaker 1: beasties or insects or nasties, that's for sure, except for
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Speaker 1: this one time that the bat took offence to me
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Speaker 1: one day. But you know what, master's story for another day.
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Speaker 1: I'll see THEE.
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Speaker 2: Hello and greeting, and welcome to the Tom and Jerry Shaw.
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Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride. That is Tom or maney ah, Tom.
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Speaker 2: You catch me having recently coming down from the attic.
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Speaker 3: Oh oh, I had a trip in the attic myself.
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Speaker 2: You know what it's like, buddy, Yeah, it was.
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Speaker 3: It was all it was is I thought I was
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Speaker 3: bringing up the Halloween ones, and that was that. I
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Speaker 3: was like, oh, no, while you're up there, you bring
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Speaker 3: it down the other.
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Speaker 2: No, no empty hands policies, no no, no, no, no
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Speaker 2: no no.
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Speaker 3: So now the fucking hall is full to the fucking
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Speaker 3: rafters with tubs and tubs and tubs of Christmas.
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Speaker 2: That's that's when it starts, buddy, Like you're we're we're
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Speaker 2: recording here and everybody's welcome along to this week's episode.
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Speaker 2: But we're planning ahead, like Christmas is ahead of us.
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Speaker 2: We want to get a couple of Christmas episodes done
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Speaker 2: up real nice. New Year's all that kind of thing,
1:42
Speaker 2: you know, when you're you're you're a high flying successful podcast,
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Speaker 2: you have to plan ahead, buddy, Right, you'd.
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Speaker 3: Be only kicking yourself. You're kicking yourself in the hole,
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Speaker 3: is all you've be.
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Speaker 2: Don if you did just plant leaving so much on
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Speaker 2: the table and be like, god, damn if I could
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Speaker 2: have prepared a better joke or two here along the way.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, I was up in the like as you
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Speaker 2: were up in the attic, as I'm sure many of
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Speaker 2: the listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show have been.
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Speaker 2: If not up in the attic this week, then next week,
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Speaker 2: it's planned. And don't give me this ship about how
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Speaker 2: too early.
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Speaker 3: When you've chilleder, Like, it's too early if you're fucking
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Speaker 3: you know, if you're an adult, two adults by yourself,
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Speaker 3: go hunt yourselves. But when you're children are gun. So
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Speaker 3: we're replacing the fucking ones that were just there with
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Speaker 3: the ones.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: The house looks awful bear when you take the Halloween
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Speaker 2: stuff down. Tom. And I'm just gonna be honest. I've
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Speaker 2: said this for the last couple of years, and it's
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Speaker 2: not h and el marias sort of a thing. If
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Speaker 2: I don't do it now, I won't get it done.
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Speaker 2: I won't have time to do it every like there
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Speaker 2: are four weekends to Christmas. That's I'm sorry, but that's
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Speaker 2: what it is. It's four weekends to maybe five weekends
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Speaker 2: to Christmas. I'll have to look at the book and
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Speaker 2: I can tell you I'm going up to the mornit
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Speaker 2: in one weekend. I'm going away the following weekend. You
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Speaker 2: have to get into town to do the shopping.
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Speaker 3: Like, oh, I'm gigging. I'm flat to the Matt Gigan
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Speaker 3: like it. It's exactly that I want to, you know.
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Speaker 3: And I've I've I've got a cut even on Sunday.
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Speaker 3: I've planned on Sunday out with the chainsaws. A tree
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Speaker 3: came over in the storm, gonna tie to that fucker
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Speaker 3: up nearly fell into the fucking goats. So that's a
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Speaker 3: fucking that's a day of a haul and ship out
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Speaker 3: of the plate away. But I was I want to
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Speaker 3: tell you I was in a place that you would
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Speaker 3: have loved the other night you have, buddy, I was
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Speaker 3: in I was in the birthplace of Michael Collins. I
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Speaker 3: did a gig in a bar in the middle and over.
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Speaker 3: It's the Middle and Over. You got this cult survived,
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Speaker 3: But of course there is. There's tour busses go out
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Speaker 3: to see and where he was born was right next door,
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Speaker 3: and it was the last was the pubby had his
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Speaker 3: last drinking. If you went out to build and blow
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Speaker 3: called the Four Alls. And I would advise anybody if
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Speaker 3: you do find yourself in West Cork, gone, I need
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Speaker 3: to just fuck off for a few hours where nobody
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Speaker 3: can see me. Find yourself in the Four Alls. I
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Speaker 3: did in the four What the four Alls?
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Speaker 2: There's a sign like a pointy thing.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so exactly, so it gives a full description on
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Speaker 3: the outside of the door what what they mean by it?
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Speaker 3: But you walked through and it's you are literally transported
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Speaker 3: sawdust floors and this isn't deadly d twe They won't
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Speaker 3: you won't find much of a website or answer about it.
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Speaker 3: I think there's maybe a Facebook page. Whatever. It's clinic quilty, yeah,
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Speaker 3: clinic guilty. Yeah, more or less it's a couple of
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Speaker 3: misers like clinic guilty. But we were in what I
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Speaker 3: think was a converted It was like a converted cattle shed.
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Speaker 2: From Oh Tom, I'm looking at it here now it
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Speaker 2: looks with respect, like a functioning cattle shed.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Oh it's glorious, Jerry, glorious. The world
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Speaker 3: just fades away, do you know what in places? Yeah,
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Speaker 3: there's no big windows to be looking in there looking
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Speaker 3: out of things near a telly You no, that ship
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Speaker 3: just fucking good vibes, like go the fucking pints and ever.
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Speaker 2: Drink in this place.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all they do.
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Speaker 2: Very good. That's all very good.
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Speaker 3: But as you walk through it, you're like, oh, somebody
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Speaker 3: was thinking they stuck on it. You know, they did
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Speaker 3: up and outshade there and now that's a fine functioning room.
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Speaker 3: They did it up another shit here before you know what,
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Speaker 3: you have a big beer garden. You're like, this could
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Speaker 3: be this is a party away from a party, you
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Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like you're a hidden away from
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Speaker 3: the world. Like my advice to any of the big
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Speaker 3: celebrities that listen to this, if you're just having you know,
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Speaker 3: you in an entourage party, you and a couple of
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Speaker 3: play by bonnies, you want to find yourself somewhere in
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Speaker 3: the countryside. This is it. Go there, Go there. It
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Speaker 3: was a cracking gig, a bunch of big country headed
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Speaker 3: fuckers out. It was smashing. When I saw the saw
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Speaker 3: this on the floor, I'm like, and at the stage area,
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Speaker 3: which they had an actual proper stage and everything, but
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Speaker 3: they they put balloons along the rail. What are the
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Speaker 3: balloons party? Well, we had to go see the cliff
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Speaker 3: up for you. I'm like, see, that's the kind of
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Speaker 3: effort you just don't get in this.
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Speaker 2: A couple of balloons, a bit of bunton.
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Speaker 3: Somebody had to blow up the balloons. Physically thought about
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Speaker 3: blowing up the balloons for me to make to gussie
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Speaker 3: up the stage. Like I feel ashamed because the kind
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Speaker 3: of words that are about to come out of my
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Speaker 3: mouth I do not warrant.
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Speaker 2: Fancy balloons are not balloon worthy. You put me in
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Speaker 2: mind time of that. Now when you say the sawduce
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Speaker 2: on the floor. You put me in mind, we will
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Speaker 2: get started the show now shortly, but you put me
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Speaker 2: in mind. One of the first times I brought my
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Speaker 2: now wife then girlfriend up to my hometown, Character Cross
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Speaker 2: And this is back when it had pubs, right, it
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Speaker 2: was the actual fourth time I brought her up, and
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Speaker 2: and like she'd been kind of you know, I'll be like, no,
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Speaker 2: it's it's it's in the country. Yeah, but like you know,
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Speaker 2: it's a proper time, so you're not going to see
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Speaker 2: like sawdus on the floors and shit like that, like
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Speaker 2: it's genuine like don't be smart, yeah, of course, yeah,
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Speaker 2: you know. Fuck me. What a weekend we picked to
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Speaker 2: go up one of the pubs. The main pub was
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Speaker 2: having a country in Western night lovely, and they had
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Speaker 2: horses tied up outside the bar.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and.
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Speaker 2: Sweet, you gotta believe me.
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Speaker 3: It's not some guy called Mango riding a bull out
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Speaker 3: the mid of the mainstream.
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Speaker 2: By out in the in the front of it as well.
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Speaker 2: I was like, I I've never seen this before in
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Speaker 2: my life or since you know this was on, I
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Speaker 2: didn't know this was happening.
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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, sure, yeah, fucking hell. I hope we don't
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Speaker 3: run into her any an, your good looking cousins, while
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Speaker 3: you brought me in here.
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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, I gotta tell you this is.
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Speaker 3: This is.
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Speaker 2: Walking into the public like I got one. I got
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Speaker 2: a dublin woman. He's breefing now, God damn it, come
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Speaker 2: here listen while we have you there. We were up
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Speaker 2: in the attic pocon out Christmas stuff. And that's very
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Speaker 2: possible that the fine listeners of the Tom and Jerry
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Speaker 2: Show we'll be doing likewise after this episode drops. We
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Speaker 2: better give them a bit of a show to listen to. Wilder.
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Speaker 2: But don't be putting on Bing Crosby right.
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Speaker 3: Not to tell no, no, no, no, this is what you
7:44
Speaker 3: want in the background, Lincoln Bing and David put on
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Speaker 3: right now. Link it to Alexa player throughout the fucking house,
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Speaker 3: whoever whoever you have, and just put it, set the
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Speaker 3: phone down the corner and strap in and you'll get
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Speaker 3: in the best part of fifty minutes work forty five
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Speaker 3: to fifty minutes work with us.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, A lot of bides listening to this podcast toom
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Speaker 2: I swear to God, they don't have fifty minutes to
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Speaker 2: work in them.
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Speaker 3: Oh I know that that would love. I know that
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Speaker 3: stop for a few fags. It's fine, yes, fine, but.
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Speaker 2: We'll get We'll give you a bit of a show regardless,
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Speaker 2: all right, And what we will do is we'll kick
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Speaker 2: that show off. We're going to look back at the
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Speaker 2: big news of the week cone by Tom with the
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Speaker 2: weekly what have you. This is a very complicated case, mad,
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Speaker 2: you know, a lot of a lot of outs, a
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Speaker 2: lot of what have you, and uh, a lot of
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Speaker 2: scrans to keep in my head.
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Speaker 3: Man, this is all the igs, as the kids saying,
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Speaker 3: now it is.
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Speaker 2: I this is a big ball and nope, Tom, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: a whole pile of what the fuck? So this is
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Speaker 2: a nopium then, is what this is.
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna nope, perfect, I'm gonna jump. I'm gonna just
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Speaker 3: just let's not let's not patter our eight little legs
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Speaker 3: around the fucking bush here. Just now, the world's biggest
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Speaker 3: spider web has been discovered inside a sulfur cave. Even nicer, yes,
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Speaker 3: with the guts of one thousand I'm sorry, one hundred
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Speaker 3: and eleven thousand recknets living in the pitch black. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: keep it coming down. A giant colonial spider web in
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Speaker 3: a selphuric cave and.
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Speaker 2: We can't stress that enough in a sulphuric cave.
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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't why why every other cave is just boring,
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Speaker 3: it's just water erosion year and yeah, on the border
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Speaker 3: between Greece and Albania.
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Speaker 2: Gotta tell you, Tom, it's some spider web that covers
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Speaker 2: two countries.
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Speaker 3: Two countries that have been at war and are well
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Speaker 3: known for their gangster behavior. So I'd say the spiders
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Speaker 3: are some well equipped spiders.
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Speaker 2: We hang on. When was Greece at war with Albania? Ah?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was back in the old Mesopotamian times watching.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I thought this was recent enough. It was like,
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Speaker 2: fuck me long, COVID has taken a blight out of
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Speaker 2: me altogether that my mushy brain can't remember a war
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Speaker 2: between Greece and Albania in the last couple of years.
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Speaker 3: Oh what's amazing about this is there are two different
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Speaker 3: breeds of spiders living inside in this and by all accounts,
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Speaker 3: one of these particular ones. So there's the gust of
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Speaker 3: sixty one thousand of one particular type. It's got a
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Speaker 3: fucking Greek name, of course it does. I'm not going
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Speaker 3: to even try and say it something Vegas. They would typically,
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Speaker 3: so they would typically eat the other lads, right, but
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Speaker 3: because they're in the pitch black, they're happy out.
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Speaker 2: So they wouldn't know who they worried that might be
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Speaker 2: one of their own lands.
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Speaker 3: So this is the thing. So they typically would eat
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Speaker 3: the other of the forty other thousands, but they should
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Speaker 3: they should never the twain should meet of these two.
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Speaker 3: But that aside Jar. We just have to get straight
10:36
Speaker 3: to the point that these lads rocked up these I
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Speaker 3: suppose there were cavers by biological cavers locked up. They're
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Speaker 3: just flunkers, spelunkers into the sulfur cave one more time
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Speaker 3: and came across what they described as extraordinary. And I
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Speaker 3: have two Albanian friends, so I'm going to do the
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Speaker 3: accent really brilliantly. Bad consists a colossal web, permanent, a
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Speaker 3: permanent dark zone, all the nice words you want to
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Speaker 3: put together of the cavern. According to this study published
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Speaker 3: on October seventeenth The Subterranean in the Subterranean Biology magazine,
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Speaker 3: the web stretches Oh Jesus one one hundred and forty
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Speaker 3: square feet as one hundred and six square meters for
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Speaker 3: Europeans to listen along the wall of a narrow, low
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Speaker 3: ceilinged passage near the entrance to the cave, so not
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Speaker 3: even that faring. You want to go in for a
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Speaker 3: look and all of a sudden, fucking you've just spun
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Speaker 3: yourself into the lord of the fucking rings and you
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Speaker 3: want to see this thing there. I would advise anybody
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Speaker 3: to go look for like the Live Science Plus magazine online,
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Speaker 3: they have a fella like he's touching it if you imagine,
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Speaker 3: if you imagine a kind of a courtin ift was
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Speaker 3: taught at the floor as well. Yeah, it was just
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Speaker 3: able to flex in and out and it's just spiders
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Speaker 3: falling out of this fucking thing. Is your man's just
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Speaker 3: shaking it back and forth.
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Speaker 2: It's just like a drum skin of.
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Speaker 3: Spiders and spider's fucking leaping out of the thing. Oh,
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Speaker 3: for the love and honor of Jesus.
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Speaker 2: Now, Tom, let me ask you, how are you with spiders?
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Speaker 3: See the odd spider I'm the finest, right one old
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Speaker 3: spider tuttling across the floor. I'm like, all right, man,
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Speaker 3: that's the crack fair play. You're on. You're on the job.
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Speaker 3: You're Gough's killing flies. No problem with you. I could
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Speaker 3: deal with one do I want one inside of my
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Speaker 3: fucking you know, crawls from my hair? No? Have I yes, loads.
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Speaker 3: I live in the fucking country. I've worked agriculture most
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Speaker 3: of my life. But when I see I don't know it.
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Speaker 2: Once you see a multitude of anything that's not good, right.
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Speaker 3: Well, a multitude of fucking cows doesn't bother me, do
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Speaker 3: you get me there? A multitude of fucking kangaroos wouldn't
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Speaker 3: bother me. But whatever it is, even a multitude of
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Speaker 3: bucket of worms doesn't bother me. Whatever it is about
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Speaker 3: those heidi, little fucking pockets of bastards in like the
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Speaker 3: corner of an old shade, you hit it by accident,
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Speaker 3: and forty thousand of these fuckers just pour out like
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Speaker 3: World War Z on fucking eight legged little fuckers. It's like, well,
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Speaker 3: that's that's the end of times. That's I feel inferior
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Speaker 3: to those fuckers. I don't think I could fight that.
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Speaker 3: That's the problem. I can't fight a spider, that's the
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Speaker 3: problem here. I can't fight one. I can't punch one
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Speaker 3: in the face. I don't know which side of his
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Speaker 3: face is his face.
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing, tom one event and you
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Speaker 2: don't mind a big heap of them, Not so much.
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Speaker 2: I don't mind an ant. And we have spoken on
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Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show here of when the flying
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Speaker 2: ants come out in the summer, it's just like a
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Speaker 2: wall moving and you're like, all right, okay, I.
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Speaker 3: Know I could get angry at ants. You know what
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Speaker 3: I mean. I'm going, ah, yeah, fucking ants. But whatever
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Speaker 3: is about these webby bastards. It's like they've created a
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Speaker 3: little fucking nasty cloak that came out of their hole
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Speaker 3: in strings.
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Speaker 2: And did I mention Tom And in the last couple
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Speaker 2: of weeks on the Tom and Jerry Show a spider
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Speaker 2: where I saw on the street, I.
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Speaker 3: Did, no.
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Speaker 2: Okay, well i'll mention it now. I was walking down
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Speaker 2: the street and I saw like a spider just in
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Speaker 2: front of my face, right just in front of my face,
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Speaker 2: on a thread. And I was like, okay, well, you
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Speaker 2: got your off. It's your I was like a deer
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Speaker 2: World two and I know, but how are you like
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Speaker 2: hanging on a thread in the middle of the football.
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Speaker 2: Where's the other end of your thread, buddy? And the
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Speaker 2: other end of his thread was no shit, like eighteen
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Speaker 2: feet away and he was just on a straight line
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Speaker 2: from one end of the next eighteen solid feet. I
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Speaker 2: looked at it and I took a picture of it,
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Speaker 2: and it didn't come out very well. But if I
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Speaker 2: find it in the camera rail and throw it over here.
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Speaker 3: Did you almost get Peter Parkerd like could you have? Yeah? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: And I was like, god, I appreciate that you somehow
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Speaker 2: got like our thread from all the way over here
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Speaker 2: to all the way over to this pole in the
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Speaker 2: middle of Dublin City Center. I'm best luck to you
14:54
Speaker 2: because someone's pulling you down in the next five minutes.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to leave you b again. Someone's pulling you down.
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Speaker 3: There you go him. He's out there just having a
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Speaker 3: good time swinging around.
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Speaker 2: I didn't mind them, Yeah, I didn't mind them. Now
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Speaker 2: a million of his brethren in a and can't stress
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Speaker 2: this enough, folks.
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Speaker 3: So cave. Yeah, this is this is the thing. So
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Speaker 3: it's it's when you catch the pictures of it, you
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Speaker 3: will catch exactly what we're talking about. It's fifty thousand
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Speaker 3: of those little pockets, you know what I mean. That's
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Speaker 3: that you find in the corner, a corner of any
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Speaker 3: fucking shade or any quiet area. You're like, well, Jesus,
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Speaker 3: Mary and Joseph, and as when your man has his
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Speaker 3: hand on it, he's just rocking it back and forth
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Speaker 3: and spiders are fucking flying out of it in all
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Speaker 3: directions from like, Okay, there's too much of the unknown here.
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Speaker 3: I just want to get a kind of links and
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Speaker 3: a fucking lighter and do the world of avor here. Now.
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Speaker 3: They caught me half way down and I'm reading, gone, ah,
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Speaker 3: fucking bastards because guess what they're eating.
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Speaker 2: What they're eating migeez.
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Speaker 3: Oh well, but then I read further and they're non
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Speaker 3: biting madges and will you're none of you consider any
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Speaker 3: good to me. None of you are any good to me,
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Speaker 3: the biting madges all day long, and I will, I
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Speaker 3: will fight a good fight on your behalf, even though
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Speaker 3: you gross the living shit out of me.
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Speaker 2: If it gets the job done.
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Speaker 3: And you're in, you're hollowed out. Cave that was formed
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Speaker 3: by sulphuric acid, that was formed as the oxidation of
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Speaker 3: hydrogen sulfide breadwater fine, I can get on board with that,
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Speaker 3: and cavers from the chick chick wait to hear this
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Speaker 3: for the speleologic like this that will make you up
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Speaker 3: be fucking society or whatever.
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Speaker 2: Like more on that in a very short second, Tom,
16:43
Speaker 2: here's what I'm going to say for a finish to
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Speaker 2: this thing here. The big news, Tom, isn't that we
16:52
Speaker 2: found one hundred thousand spiders in a cave. The big
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Speaker 2: news here, Tom, is that one hundred thousand spiders found
17:00
Speaker 2: a man in their cave. Now you're talking because I'm
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Speaker 2: going to tell you one thing here, and now, that's
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Speaker 2: not a place for a human being to go. We've
17:10
Speaker 2: been given every ample opportunity not to go anywhere the
17:13
Speaker 2: fuck near that cave. It is full of spiders. It
17:18
Speaker 2: is sulphuric in origin. So okay, if it don't kill you,
17:21
Speaker 2: it's at least going to stink. And as you said yourself,
17:24
Speaker 2: it's in like some dark area where it's like darker
17:26
Speaker 2: than dark, the dark. And not for nothing as well,
17:30
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you one more thing. It's a cave
17:32
Speaker 2: number one. You don't have any business in that, okay.
17:34
Speaker 2: So like I'm going to let these spiders, I'm gonna
17:39
Speaker 2: give them a pass because quite frankly, they've found a
17:42
Speaker 2: little corner of the world to do their little spider business.
17:45
Speaker 2: They don't want or need anything to do with us.
17:48
Speaker 2: I say, leave them be.
17:50
Speaker 3: Do you know what? It's a valid point you make,
17:51
Speaker 3: because the head and the ballocks that's in the picture,
17:55
Speaker 3: Urak is his name, and he's so delighted with himself.
17:58
Speaker 3: He says the I'm gonna do the accent. I don't care.
18:02
Speaker 2: You don't know what the accent news pal.
18:04
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the Albanian lads. I know they
18:06
Speaker 3: all sound like Borat. They really do okay in the
18:10
Speaker 3: Nather world, it still has countless surprises for us. If
18:15
Speaker 3: I attempt to put into words all of the emotions
18:18
Speaker 3: that sounds through me, now I've turned into the meerkat.
18:21
Speaker 3: But he says, I would have it admiration, respect, and gratitude.
18:26
Speaker 3: You have to experience it to truly know what it
18:30
Speaker 3: feels like. No, you don't, not at all.
18:33
Speaker 2: You stuck with the mirrorkat.
18:34
Speaker 3: I did. I did. But we got in there, we
18:36
Speaker 3: got into a groove, we said, we say, but you
18:38
Speaker 3: know what you're going I'm with you on this one.
18:41
Speaker 3: That's a boox. Have a fucking thing to say.
18:43
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell you what it is now, Tom,
18:45
Speaker 2: if you if you if you remove the words sulphuric
18:48
Speaker 2: acid spider cave and replace it with four old pub
18:53
Speaker 2: right then, what you've got right here is I'm sorry,
18:58
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it. Some towny fuck coming down with
19:01
Speaker 2: his iPhone looking for a Wi Fi like, oh, I
19:05
Speaker 2: find the found the quaintest little pub in uh in Balico, Blackways,
19:09
Speaker 2: and it's.
19:09
Speaker 3: A real old mon pub, so durable. He's going to
19:13
Speaker 3: do the voiceover thing on the reels on Instagram, isn't it? Yeah?
19:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, yet gone gets long? You don't you know there
19:19
Speaker 2: wanted there by spiders or by colchies.
19:21
Speaker 3: This fella, this lad if the problem is and I'm
19:25
Speaker 3: actually you wined me towards the spiders because they had
19:27
Speaker 3: the good manners to go and hide themselves in the
19:29
Speaker 3: fucking pitch black off fuck knows nowhere. This fellow rocks
19:32
Speaker 3: in there, and I guarantee what they're going to end
19:34
Speaker 3: up doing taking a few samples, killing a few hundred
19:38
Speaker 3: thousand of these spiders, just to get a sample of
19:40
Speaker 3: some sort of squeeze that will go you know what,
19:42
Speaker 3: This will go great in eyelash fucking paste and it
19:46
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And that's the end of
19:47
Speaker 3: the spiders, even though your man may have gone into
19:49
Speaker 3: with great intentions that go so while we're here, will
19:51
Speaker 3: take a sample, will be before they know what they're
19:54
Speaker 3: all going to be harvested. Yeah to do Nicki Minaj's
19:58
Speaker 3: next fucking music video and all her eyelashes and all
20:01
Speaker 3: her back and dancers eyelashes, tell.
20:03
Speaker 2: You Lady Gaga showing up at the Oscars in a
20:05
Speaker 2: spider web dress literally fl more authentic. So for webs. Yeah, well,
20:11
Speaker 2: listen to tell you what, Tom, If your scoreboard currently
20:16
Speaker 2: reads spiders one, humanity zero, based on what we've just
20:20
Speaker 2: told you, we're about to introduce you to someone that's
20:23
Speaker 2: not going to put a one in the win column
20:25
Speaker 2: for the humans. No, no, no, not this guy. Because,
20:28
Speaker 2: as long term listeners will know, every week we pick
20:32
Speaker 2: out one lad and go, hoh shit, never this lad.
20:37
Speaker 3: Now there's that guy again.
20:40
Speaker 2: I mean, we've been not one of humanity's finest here.
20:43
Speaker 3: No, And to be fair, we we kind of have
20:46
Speaker 3: been leaning towards because we have to balance the books.
20:50
Speaker 3: We've been championing all sorts every week. But this week,
20:53
Speaker 3: the last couple of weeks, we just just to find
20:56
Speaker 3: a common ground. And I don't care what we have
21:00
Speaker 3: thinking is this is a unified, universal, absolute ball bag.
21:08
Speaker 3: This is a one useless fucking get of skin, Jared.
21:14
Speaker 2: Let's get into him here. Let's let's let's introduce everybody
21:17
Speaker 2: to the to the fine, to the fine gentleman known
21:20
Speaker 2: as Johnson when a k A pajama man, as he's
21:24
Speaker 2: known on his social media channels, Johnson, when is this
21:28
Speaker 2: week's this lad? Because Johnson? When is one of these lads? Tom,
21:34
Speaker 2: one of these lads? One of these lads?
21:35
Speaker 3: Oh you you couldn't break enough hurlies off his back?
21:37
Speaker 2: No, you couldn't.
21:38
Speaker 3: You couldn't lie. He is.
21:40
Speaker 2: He is what can be best described as a professional
21:45
Speaker 2: yeah oh yeah, and a serial bollocks. And how he
21:48
Speaker 2: came to we I had never heard of him, of course,
21:50
Speaker 2: because why would I am a grown ass human being
21:53
Speaker 2: with no interest in such things. But he came to
21:55
Speaker 2: our attention this week when he jumped Ariana Grande at
22:00
Speaker 2: the premiere of Wicked two in Singapore. So Ariana Grande,
22:07
Speaker 2: all fucking ninety pounds of her, is tottering up the
22:11
Speaker 2: red carpet at the premiere in Universal Studio, Singapore, and
22:17
Speaker 2: Johnson went, as he is known to do, jump the
22:20
Speaker 2: railing and ran up to grab a hug with or
22:24
Speaker 2: get a get a picture with her, all this kind
22:26
Speaker 2: of all, this kind of crack before he was accosted
22:29
Speaker 2: by the rest of the Wicked cast, and long after
22:34
Speaker 2: they should have appeared several security guards. Now that was
22:38
Speaker 2: one thing. Crazy fan jumps at Ariana Grande. It's fine,
22:42
Speaker 2: come to find out, does Johnson when dude does it
22:45
Speaker 2: all the fucking time.
22:46
Speaker 3: He's an absolute dickhead of the highest order. I mean, look,
22:50
Speaker 3: we've all see you know if I don't know if
22:54
Speaker 3: you've ever been at a match where there's a streaker
22:56
Speaker 3: and there's something funny about a big white ars run
22:58
Speaker 3: across the pitch. I know they're just what it is,
23:02
Speaker 3: a gigle fest for a moment. But like, all right,
23:05
Speaker 3: you've had a few pints. He took the dare. You're
23:07
Speaker 3: running and you're gonna get smashed and you're getting big. Fine,
23:09
Speaker 3: but there'll be a one and done for that guy
23:12
Speaker 3: or girl whoever fancied it. It's funny. It's just funny
23:14
Speaker 3: that one time. But then you find out, oh you're
23:17
Speaker 3: at this ship thought who didn't hold your hand as
23:21
Speaker 3: a child? You lighten ballocks.
23:24
Speaker 2: So what we have here is this. This guy is
23:28
Speaker 2: a Do you remember that priest that would run out
23:31
Speaker 2: in front of the marathons and and and run out
23:33
Speaker 2: of the formula one Irish Cornelie.
23:36
Speaker 3: Yes was his name, Yeah, yeah, I remember.
23:39
Speaker 2: I don't even know if he's still alive or not.
23:42
Speaker 2: He was a former priest and you know, again serial bollocks.
23:48
Speaker 2: But he would run out with various God is Good
23:50
Speaker 2: kind of messages and renowns now and all this kind
23:53
Speaker 2: of ship and whatnot. He was doing it for religion.
23:57
Speaker 2: Johnson Wynn is doing it for Johnson wyn He's doing
23:59
Speaker 2: it for himself, for forbid and pieces for cloud. And
24:02
Speaker 2: when we say he is a long history you're doing this,
24:04
Speaker 2: come to find out he is a long history of
24:06
Speaker 2: doing this. He jumped on stage with The Weekend. He
24:09
Speaker 2: jumped on stage with Katie Perry. He jumped on stage
24:12
Speaker 2: with the Chainsmoker. He's yet to jump on stage with
24:14
Speaker 2: a band that I would listen to. But here we.
24:17
Speaker 3: Are, because most of the events we might listen to
24:20
Speaker 3: would probably kick seven shades of ship out of him
24:21
Speaker 3: around the place.
24:22
Speaker 2: Like I mean, the shout out over there. He now, Tom,
24:27
Speaker 2: I got I got a pull up. But it's not
24:29
Speaker 2: every now and then I'll fact check. Yet he said
24:31
Speaker 2: that he streaked at Oh no, he didn't match. No, sorry, sorry, no.
24:36
Speaker 2: I I find it.
24:37
Speaker 3: I find it funny if I'm at a match and
24:39
Speaker 3: a bear arst across the pitch. But he I think
24:42
Speaker 3: he did. He busts on in the the Women's World Cup?
24:45
Speaker 3: Did he the cunt? I think? Was it Women's World Cup?
24:48
Speaker 2: He broke on the Women's World Cup final? He ran on,
24:52
Speaker 2: He spectacularly ran on again. He's not streaking, He's fully clothed.
24:56
Speaker 2: He ran onto the pitch and tripped over himself. He
24:58
Speaker 2: face planted into the ground and perfect. So it wasn't
25:01
Speaker 2: there got tackled by security or anything like that. He
25:03
Speaker 2: got like nearly to the halfway line. Here's here's like
25:06
Speaker 2: the crux of it all. Okay, so this Johnson Wen
25:09
Speaker 2: dude is currently serving a nine days sentence in Singapore
25:12
Speaker 2: for uh quite assault. They couldn't get him on assault
25:17
Speaker 2: because it wasn't like he like shock anybody around, but
25:20
Speaker 2: like just for harassment and whatnot. And nine days in
25:22
Speaker 2: a Singapore prison might soften his cough a little bit.
25:26
Speaker 3: It'll soft on something. Sure, I don't know. Have you
25:29
Speaker 3: ever seen the video you can do nine days in
25:32
Speaker 3: prison for spitting jungum on the footbed in Singapore? Like
25:36
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've ever seen the video of
25:37
Speaker 3: the videos of the public thrashing. Have you seen those?
25:42
Speaker 3: I mean, oh, Jesus Christ, you can you could, you
25:45
Speaker 3: could be dold this out rather than jail time. And
25:47
Speaker 3: it's it's not quite a cat of Nine Tales, but
25:50
Speaker 3: it's it's a caning it that's a yeah.
25:52
Speaker 2: I'm familiar with the caning, yes, and.
25:54
Speaker 3: They they will light you up. And it's still to
25:57
Speaker 3: this day. And you know what, very few people fuck around.
26:03
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you we might come back to the
26:06
Speaker 2: Kane because I remember the big deal with with with
26:08
Speaker 2: with Singapore cane was was there like an American student
26:12
Speaker 2: when we were growing up the cut and made big stink.
26:15
Speaker 2: We might we might fish that one out for we
26:17
Speaker 2: remember when. But mister Johnson, when whether we got caned
26:21
Speaker 2: or not, now.
26:22
Speaker 3: Is oh, he's definitely getting something in prison something and
26:25
Speaker 3: he is.
26:25
Speaker 2: He here's the thing as well, he's a dip shit.
26:29
Speaker 2: He does all this for clat and social media and
26:32
Speaker 2: he posted after jumping on Ariana Grande. You know again,
26:37
Speaker 2: I'm looking you know, ninety bands. I were just like,
26:41
Speaker 2: fucking they are terrified of this dude coming. He's wild haired,
26:44
Speaker 2: sort of a guy, jumped the rail and came running over.
26:47
Speaker 2: He posted after that, finally got to meet Ariana Grande.
26:51
Speaker 3: Yeah that's not greeting or our meeting Arid, that's that's
26:56
Speaker 3: fucking terrified. The living ship at it.
26:58
Speaker 2: He'll post it like this like finally got you know,
27:00
Speaker 2: amazing night tonight I got to share the stage with
27:03
Speaker 2: Katie Perry. Motherfucker. You jumped on and ran on. Okay,
27:07
Speaker 2: so Johnson, went's gonna Johnson when the judge that sentenced
27:11
Speaker 2: them this week said, you're clearly in an annoyance and
27:13
Speaker 2: this doesn't seem to be the kind of thing that
27:15
Speaker 2: you're gonna stop doing because you're addicted to your attention
27:19
Speaker 2: and you love the smell of your own farts. So
27:21
Speaker 2: I am him passing down a custodial sentence of nine
27:24
Speaker 2: days in a Singapore prison. Motherfucker. So let's let's let's
27:28
Speaker 2: all have a think about it about what we do
27:30
Speaker 2: after this. He's gonna show up at the fricking MTV
27:35
Speaker 2: Movie Awards next year. And jump the cast the stranger
27:37
Speaker 2: things or whatever it's going to be. Tom, I have
27:40
Speaker 2: a question for you, Ah, do security guards not put
27:45
Speaker 2: two in someone's chest anymore?
27:48
Speaker 3: They don't.
27:49
Speaker 2: Where is the day of putting two in someone's.
27:51
Speaker 3: You can get fucking so it happened, like the sewing
27:54
Speaker 3: thing is brutal, Like that's the thing, like the sewing culture.
27:59
Speaker 3: So you can she you can damn near assault. Somebody
28:03
Speaker 3: can damn near assault your you're assigned employer for the night?
28:07
Speaker 2: Are you saying this legit? Like you know this?
28:09
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've I've talked to it secure. I've talked
28:11
Speaker 3: to guys who did security for I know, a chap
28:16
Speaker 3: and he had the contract of securing him for big
28:18
Speaker 3: names like jay Z and Kanye and stuff like that.
28:21
Speaker 3: And I was like, why do you need it? I
28:24
Speaker 3: was asking why just get fucking seals, Navy seals, and
28:27
Speaker 3: do you need why do you need these absolute hulking
28:30
Speaker 3: because it's just they look the part and they can
28:33
Speaker 3: just they can just they can just create a defensive offense.
28:37
Speaker 3: That's all you can do nowadays. Because he goes, you
28:39
Speaker 3: hire a couple of seals, they'll break his neck. You
28:42
Speaker 3: know what. I mean, they'll just go straight to fucking
28:45
Speaker 3: Gontanamo and they'll break his neck, or they'll pull out
28:47
Speaker 3: their their pistol and put two in him, and immediately
28:51
Speaker 3: they go to fucking prison and it's it won't stand up.
28:55
Speaker 3: So he was saying, the whole sewing culture fucking stopped
28:58
Speaker 3: all that. You know they can. I'm sure if you
29:01
Speaker 3: go to parts of eastern Europe or if you're in Singapore, Singapore,
29:04
Speaker 3: I bet you anybody be no fucking bother.
29:06
Speaker 2: If you want to tell you one thing, you rushed
29:08
Speaker 2: the King of Singapore.
29:09
Speaker 3: So yeah, you get on now you're talking, So I
29:11
Speaker 3: would imagine that. I mean, the only thing is like
29:15
Speaker 3: he fits the bill, like if you and me are
29:18
Speaker 3: standing or drooling on the side going and somebody's gonna
29:21
Speaker 3: pick up on us, going who the fuck are down to?
29:23
Speaker 3: But he kind of looks the part's got blueshit blend,
29:25
Speaker 3: you know, he's got that young, cool Asian kind of look,
29:28
Speaker 3: and he like he's going to just I just love
29:31
Speaker 3: the whole moment and everything. He's probably given all that
29:33
Speaker 3: howling and fucking holler and and then bang he's off,
29:36
Speaker 3: So he he would blind. So you only need a
29:38
Speaker 3: few seconds to get at somebody, which is you know,
29:41
Speaker 3: kind of fucked up in a way. And you can't
29:43
Speaker 3: have the whole place lined with gorillas, you know, in
29:46
Speaker 3: black suits talking into their sleeves either, like it is
29:49
Speaker 3: supposed to be a kid's movie, fucking.
29:51
Speaker 2: Prever, so this is it too, you know.
29:54
Speaker 3: So you're you're, you're, you're between two fucking students. But
29:57
Speaker 3: I would imagine because I actually really like way the
30:02
Speaker 3: judge spoke to him in this one, because it was
30:05
Speaker 3: more often than not, especially especially fucking the soft touches
30:08
Speaker 3: you see going on in our courts. She took into
30:11
Speaker 3: account his carry on in other countries. Yeah, and I
30:15
Speaker 3: love that. She was like, no, no, you have fucking ballocks. Yeah.
30:18
Speaker 3: You may think that you're in America or you were
30:20
Speaker 3: back in Sydney because you were getting away with this
30:22
Speaker 3: for too long. You're here in our place now, and
30:24
Speaker 3: I think, soften your fucking cough, my boy, for you're
30:29
Speaker 3: going to get nine days in our finest maximum security fuck.
30:33
Speaker 3: And you know what, I hope you enjoy the company
30:36
Speaker 3: of the other one hundred and fifty inmates in that
30:38
Speaker 3: cell with you, sleeping cheek to fucking jowl because you're
30:43
Speaker 3: going to be a different person, come out, coming out
30:44
Speaker 3: the other fucking end of it.
30:45
Speaker 2: I tell you what to tell you what you want
30:47
Speaker 2: to do, Johnson. If you're up, if this is your bit,
30:50
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what to do. Why don't you try
30:51
Speaker 2: and get a photo bomb with some of the hacks and.
30:53
Speaker 3: The jail there, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, dump the.
30:55
Speaker 2: Railing in the camerateriod, try and get a selfie with
30:58
Speaker 2: the fucking head warden there. Yeah yeah, many teeth to
31:01
Speaker 2: come homework.
31:02
Speaker 3: Fuck it.
31:03
Speaker 2: So that's I'm not saying. I'm not saying this guy
31:05
Speaker 2: should be gunned down in the street like a dog.
31:07
Speaker 3: But how does it not happen? Is a decent guy?
31:08
Speaker 2: How does it not happen? How Like I can't understand
31:11
Speaker 2: how like if you if you run at Ariana Grande,
31:13
Speaker 2: one of the biggest stars in the world, how heror
31:16
Speaker 2: security guy doesn't Kevin Costner from the darkness and like
31:19
Speaker 2: just fucking take him down?
31:21
Speaker 3: I say, And what.
31:22
Speaker 2: Is my is my the did the bodyguard like completely
31:25
Speaker 2: walk my?
31:26
Speaker 3: I think so?
31:27
Speaker 2: Mentality of what these people do for a living.
31:29
Speaker 3: I think so. And also like maybe they're not You're
31:33
Speaker 3: not You're not dealing with seals. So you're dealing with
31:36
Speaker 3: lads who have been security guards, do you know what
31:38
Speaker 3: I mean? So especially I can't get I can't get
31:41
Speaker 3: over how to get on stage at the stage with
31:43
Speaker 3: the stage is twelve foot up, you know what I mean,
31:46
Speaker 3: How in the fuck are you getting over the big barrier?
31:48
Speaker 3: Getting across getting up the fucking yoki and getting to Katie.
31:51
Speaker 3: Perry would throw his arm around her and at that,
31:55
Speaker 3: like that's if that was in a sporting analogy. That
31:58
Speaker 3: person has gotten past a scored five goals. What I
32:02
Speaker 3: was paid to? Fuck? Like, cut that fucker in half
32:05
Speaker 3: with a fucking spear, you know, that's what you're doing
32:08
Speaker 3: with him?
32:08
Speaker 2: Like like are these guards? Are these security guards just
32:11
Speaker 2: there checking the phone plan?
32:12
Speaker 3: Yeah? Something I think, So yeah, that's the only way,
32:16
Speaker 3: Like and I guess you get what you paid for.
32:18
Speaker 3: Maybe Caterberry isn't the big best player if.
32:20
Speaker 2: He's paying the hole in the staff were like, oh shit,
32:23
Speaker 2: Katie didn't see that happening.
32:24
Speaker 3: Oh he just fucking greased byby there's a nice side steps.
32:26
Speaker 3: I'll get him when I'll get him, when I get.
32:28
Speaker 2: Him when he's a slippery little bastard, I'll tell you
32:31
Speaker 2: for Johnson when though he's doing all of this for
32:33
Speaker 2: his social media following, and with respect to Johnson, when
32:38
Speaker 2: Pajama Man as he's known on Instagram he has thirteen
32:45
Speaker 2: thousand followers.
32:47
Speaker 3: Is that all?
32:48
Speaker 2: Which is not impressive?
32:49
Speaker 3: No? I thought I thought, well, I just I thought
32:52
Speaker 3: he'd have more. I wonder you get the likes of
32:54
Speaker 3: instagrammer day putting the handbrake on him even being seen
32:57
Speaker 3: because he's such a fucking you know, I do nothing
33:00
Speaker 3: good for nothing, you know, because you think he'd have
33:02
Speaker 3: a lot more, Like he has accosted all these fucking people,
33:06
Speaker 3: so he's committed their lives. You think that he would
33:08
Speaker 3: end up with a fucking he's.
33:11
Speaker 2: Independently, he's independently wealthy enough to go to these concerts
33:14
Speaker 2: and be in these places. He's not from Singapore, but
33:17
Speaker 2: he rocked up at it. Went to the Women's World
33:20
Speaker 2: Cup Final, which I guess tickets wouldn't be as at
33:23
Speaker 2: a premium as the men's World Cup Finals, sorry to say,
33:26
Speaker 2: but like still wouldn't be free admission. You're not you're
33:28
Speaker 2: not just throwing fifty p in the USA biscuiting and
33:31
Speaker 2: they're walking in the gate now this is these are
33:32
Speaker 2: expensive things to go to. Yet despite being independently wealthy
33:36
Speaker 2: to go to all these things, Tom mister Jonathan Went
33:38
Speaker 2: has on his Instagram page it go fundme to help
33:42
Speaker 2: him with his current legal woes, where he has asked
33:45
Speaker 2: the fine people for thirty five thousand Australian dollars ah.
33:54
Speaker 2: Currently he has three donations totaling seventeen Australian dollars. Yeah,
34:01
Speaker 2: and that's about sixteen ninety nine two much for the
34:04
Speaker 2: bastard and uh and and there will sit so Yeah,
34:09
Speaker 2: pajama man or who is who hails from Newmarket, New
34:12
Speaker 2: South Wales, Hey Market, New South Wales. Traveling around the world,
34:16
Speaker 2: jumping on stage with celebrities. It ain't gonna get you much.
34:19
Speaker 2: Johnson would have got you this lad of this week,
34:23
Speaker 2: a good try with McGregor. But you know that's the
34:27
Speaker 2: one that would.
34:28
Speaker 3: Actually be like, there would be the one time we'd
34:30
Speaker 3: be championing champion and fucking McGregor go. I'd just be like,
34:33
Speaker 3: because that's not that is going to end very badly
34:36
Speaker 3: for Johnson Went, because that's fucker, that's all them fellows
34:39
Speaker 3: are on the fucking spectrum.
34:42
Speaker 2: If you have a better when Johnson went, try what
34:44
Speaker 2: Barack Obama? All right, Yeah, you had those secret servant
34:47
Speaker 2: lads handle a wild haired Australian dude running at the president.
34:52
Speaker 3: This is the thing. Yeah. I don't know if they're
34:55
Speaker 3: the sharpest fucking tax either, but I would try with Michael.
34:59
Speaker 2: D Higgin to see a fucking fire. Yeah, fuck up, right,
35:03
Speaker 2: there you go. But like I said, there, Tom, I
35:05
Speaker 2: remember a time when Kevin Costner picked up Whitney Houston
35:08
Speaker 2: and carried her away before she got Yeah.
35:12
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, I just every time you say.
35:15
Speaker 2: It, I can't tell that you slip. You slip back
35:17
Speaker 2: in the meerkat there, Tom. That's how I remember security
35:22
Speaker 2: guards used to be in Heck, Tom, I'll tell you
35:24
Speaker 2: I remember security guards in Ridley's ind and Dock coming
35:28
Speaker 2: at me harder than they came at Johnson went for
35:30
Speaker 2: rushing one of the most famous people in the world.
35:33
Speaker 2: That's a whole nother story. When I say we remember
35:35
Speaker 2: all these things time, we remember this because we ain't
35:37
Speaker 2: young men. We came through forty odd years of life
35:40
Speaker 2: to get here, and we passed a lot of fucking
35:42
Speaker 2: doorsteps on the way. We talk about it all in
35:44
Speaker 2: the segment we call we remember when.
35:47
Speaker 3: When I was a young lad twenty or thirty or
35:50
Speaker 3: forty years ago.
35:56
Speaker 2: Can you feel it? Can you feel it coming back?
35:57
Speaker 3: Tom? I I can. I don't know if I can,
36:02
Speaker 3: but I definitely can feel the feel good factor that
36:04
Speaker 3: has been put around the country. I mean, this could
36:06
Speaker 3: have made the lad. This could have made could have
36:08
Speaker 3: made the weekly.
36:09
Speaker 2: What have you? Could have made easy.
36:11
Speaker 3: He could have made any one of them and it
36:12
Speaker 3: was great. It was Jerry was actually smart enough to
36:14
Speaker 3: put it into into the we Remember when, and it's
36:19
Speaker 3: the week gone by inside the last week gone by.
36:22
Speaker 3: Sunday just just behind us, been the second of the
36:26
Speaker 3: two matches that have catapulted man with a very interesting
36:30
Speaker 3: name into our into our lives here in Ireland. Great
36:34
Speaker 3: fucking name, Troy Parrot.
36:36
Speaker 2: What a great name, what a great name. He has
36:39
Speaker 2: scored in the last week five goals for the Republic
36:43
Speaker 2: of Ireland, two games, five goals which I don't remember
36:47
Speaker 2: the last time we scored a goddamn goal. To be
36:49
Speaker 2: honest with you, and neither me nor Tom are big
36:52
Speaker 2: soccer fans, and tripart was a new name to me.
36:55
Speaker 2: Don't ask me another name on the Republic of Ireland team. Tom,
36:58
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'll be asking the you know, is uh
37:01
Speaker 2: Packy Bonnet will get in his players like you know.
37:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But there's a few that I
37:05
Speaker 3: would kind of recognize when you say their names. It's
37:07
Speaker 3: because listen here, it's not it's not all entirely our fault.
37:12
Speaker 3: They play once every six fucking months at best, maybe
37:16
Speaker 3: once a year these fellas, you know what I mean
37:18
Speaker 3: when they play for the national team, because there isn't
37:20
Speaker 3: many tournaments you know, I would want, I would, and
37:24
Speaker 3: I've argue this before, and football people just won't. They
37:27
Speaker 3: just won't. Stanford, I was like, would you not have
37:29
Speaker 3: a you know, five Nations or three Nations Cup every
37:33
Speaker 3: year between yourself Wales in Scotland, a Celtic League yourself
37:38
Speaker 3: Wales in Scotland, just to have an OutKick about the lads,
37:41
Speaker 3: the leads the.
37:42
Speaker 2: Best, the seven series, whatever it might be. But regardless
37:45
Speaker 2: of which tri parts, five goals in two games have
37:48
Speaker 2: catapulted us closer to the World Cup finals than we
37:51
Speaker 2: have been in a very very long time. Myself and
37:55
Speaker 2: Tom came up born nineteen eighty eighty one there or thereabouts,
37:59
Speaker 2: so we were just the right height for the very
38:02
Speaker 2: first time that Ireland ever entered the World Cup finals.
38:06
Speaker 2: We were there for the second time we entered the
38:07
Speaker 2: World Cup finals, and we were there in two thousand
38:10
Speaker 2: and two tons for the last time we entered the
38:13
Speaker 2: World Cup finals. It has been currently twenty three years
38:16
Speaker 2: since we graced football's greatest tournament, but we were there
38:21
Speaker 2: when it was good pal So we thought we'd take
38:23
Speaker 2: a look back at Italian ninety USA ninety four and
38:28
Speaker 2: indeed the ill fated two thousand and two Sipan incident
38:32
Speaker 2: and let newcomers to the world of Ireland tackling the
38:36
Speaker 2: World Cup know what they might be in store for.
38:39
Speaker 2: Should we make it through the playoffs into the finals.
38:41
Speaker 3: Next year, yeah, I guess be ready to just grow
38:47
Speaker 3: fucking perms. Everybody seemed to have curly hair back in
38:51
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety. I don't know why everybody smoked indoors. It
38:55
Speaker 3: was a good time and it was.
38:57
Speaker 2: A good time, and I'm going to take a side
38:58
Speaker 2: of two thousand and two, which was like, that's when
39:01
Speaker 2: the whole Saipan incident happened with Roy Keane and nobody
39:03
Speaker 2: was bathed in glory in that regards. In nineteen ninety
39:06
Speaker 2: four when we were in USA, wasn't what it was
39:09
Speaker 2: Italian ninety brother, I was ten, you were ninish, maybe
39:13
Speaker 2: ten I think might have been like I don't know
39:17
Speaker 2: that we can explain to the to the vibrant young
39:22
Speaker 2: listenership of the Tom and Jerry Show, just what happened
39:24
Speaker 2: to the nation is see what qualified to that World Cup?
39:27
Speaker 3: It was like anything that kind of anything they could
39:30
Speaker 3: have pierced the great clouds that were that was Ireland
39:35
Speaker 3: at the time.
39:35
Speaker 2: That was nineteen Ireland of the nineteen nineties, late eies,
39:38
Speaker 2: early nineties.
39:39
Speaker 3: It's hard, it'd be very hard even for people to
39:41
Speaker 3: mandela the Mandela affect themselves and thinking, no, didn't we
39:44
Speaker 3: always go skiing. Nor Ireland as a whole hadn't a
39:51
Speaker 3: pot to piss in and full of people that had
39:53
Speaker 3: the few quid that we that were daughter in other country.
39:55
Speaker 3: But there wasn't much industry we had fuck all ninety
40:00
Speaker 3: we were coming out of the bollocks and eighties you
40:03
Speaker 3: know where you I mean the highlight of everybody's week
40:06
Speaker 3: was gone to Queensborld, do you know what I mean?
40:08
Speaker 3: It was the Celtic Tiger had yet the Roar, and
40:11
Speaker 3: it was a long way off Roar and it was
40:13
Speaker 3: a while away, so there was there was nothing really
40:16
Speaker 3: had put us on the world stage, even the likes
40:19
Speaker 3: of Eurovision hadn't. Really we'd had a couple of a
40:22
Speaker 3: couple of pops out, you know what I mean, a
40:24
Speaker 3: couple of shots at it, but really it's it's a
40:25
Speaker 3: flash in the paran it's one or it's one night,
40:28
Speaker 3: a bit of a build up to it. But really
40:30
Speaker 3: we hadn't. We'd been the meek little island that was
40:33
Speaker 3: at the edge of Europe. We've done really on the
40:37
Speaker 3: world stage. If we had, we certainly didn't have an
40:40
Speaker 3: ability to celebrate it. Nobody was really looking at us.
40:43
Speaker 3: But then finally we get our hands on a coach
40:47
Speaker 3: and a soccer coach. And at the time it was
40:50
Speaker 3: the only national you know, I guess national international sport
40:54
Speaker 3: that anybody was interested on a general scale. So when
40:57
Speaker 3: we finally get a coach that was like ed of grasp.
41:00
Speaker 3: His brother won a World Cup medal, you know, Jack
41:04
Speaker 3: Jardon's brother wanted the World Cup medals, so he had
41:06
Speaker 3: some sort of heritage.
41:08
Speaker 2: He gets Jack Jardon in that World Cups.
41:11
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think. I don't think so. I don't
41:13
Speaker 3: think so. I think Bobby Charton was on the team,
41:15
Speaker 3: all right, don't. I don't think Jack was on it. Jack,
41:20
Speaker 3: but Jack Jarden came to Ireland, took on the role
41:23
Speaker 3: and he had a great idea. He went, let's go
41:26
Speaker 3: for the grandmother rule and let's just go find a
41:29
Speaker 3: bunch of lads with Irish surnames who are playing in
41:32
Speaker 3: the premiership. Handful of lads who are actually Irish, like
41:35
Speaker 3: Paul mcgra and a couple more of them, and let's
41:37
Speaker 3: clatter them together. Let's see what's in the premiership. And
41:40
Speaker 3: there was lads like Tony Cascreener, by all accounts has
41:43
Speaker 3: no connection to Ireland at all.
41:45
Speaker 2: No, it's complete fault, not even from them.
41:49
Speaker 3: Doc he.
41:54
Speaker 2: That Paggy Bonner's putting on that. Donny goll Is, Yeah
41:57
Speaker 2: he is.
41:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, But by all accounts to the Cascreeno actually has
42:01
Speaker 3: no Irish heritage whatsoever. He was just whatever way they
42:03
Speaker 3: were able to work it. It was the nineties, you
42:05
Speaker 3: know what I mean. Like I said, everybody at the
42:06
Speaker 3: perm nobody cared.
42:08
Speaker 2: DNA testing was at its early stages, was in his infancy.
42:11
Speaker 3: It was so yeah. So as as Ireland then rolled
42:15
Speaker 3: into the the glamorous World Cup, what business did we there?
42:20
Speaker 3: Should we hardly the price of the fucking the jerseys
42:23
Speaker 3: and lo and behold were actually swinging it with the
42:25
Speaker 3: big boys.
42:26
Speaker 2: And do you know it's the spoiler Alayer Tom gave
42:29
Speaker 2: it a damn good goal.
42:31
Speaker 3: When you see Jack charton hat. And again I'm not
42:34
Speaker 3: a soccer expert, but I know what I'm looking at.
42:36
Speaker 3: And what he did was he had a great method
42:41
Speaker 3: He had one kindness, I suppose, one true overriding fucking
42:47
Speaker 3: methodology to the whole thing was defend the fuck out
42:51
Speaker 3: of it. And if we don't concede any goals, we'll
42:54
Speaker 3: be all right.
42:55
Speaker 2: We'll get beaten if you don't concede the gold, you
42:57
Speaker 2: know what I mean.
42:57
Speaker 3: So that was his whole thing. Just get it up
42:59
Speaker 3: the field if you can. But fucking brick wall defense,
43:02
Speaker 3: Just brick wall defense this ship. So that was his
43:06
Speaker 3: way of thinking of the thing, and it got us
43:08
Speaker 3: to the quarterfinals. And again I know people are kind
43:11
Speaker 3: of going, yes, whatever, like we get to quarterfinals of lacrosse.
43:15
Speaker 3: It's like, no, no, we had done nothing. We had
43:19
Speaker 3: no experience of here's this level of national pride, not
43:23
Speaker 3: since fucking you know the Civil War ended and we
43:28
Speaker 3: had had been the mensipated from the UK. You know
43:31
Speaker 3: what I mean.
43:32
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you next because as you say
43:34
Speaker 2: it there as I remember, if this is we remember
43:38
Speaker 2: when sometimes we misremember these things. But I don't feel
43:41
Speaker 2: that people were hanging out of the raft. For rugby.
43:44
Speaker 2: It wasn't this big, massive, you know, not at all.
43:47
Speaker 2: It wasn't a fringe sport that was shown up at
43:49
Speaker 2: four o'clock in the morning or anthing like that. But
43:50
Speaker 2: at the same time, it wasn't like the big I
43:53
Speaker 2: am that it is these days.
43:55
Speaker 3: Rugby went through two weird kind of things. It went.
43:58
Speaker 3: Everybody for a while in this seventies and eighties were
44:01
Speaker 3: kind of into it because they started televising and a
44:04
Speaker 3: great comment hittor called Frank Cogley was brilliant and you're
44:07
Speaker 3: every man on the street was kind of interesting, and
44:09
Speaker 3: we beat England a few times and that's always a
44:11
Speaker 3: great thing to do. But then it kind of it
44:14
Speaker 3: went into a low again. I don't know why. I
44:17
Speaker 3: suppose we were kind of shit and also for a
44:21
Speaker 3: vast amount of the country, barring kind of around your
44:24
Speaker 3: Tipperarian Limerick where it was an everyman's sport. You played
44:28
Speaker 3: it when the Hurland of football was off, do you
44:31
Speaker 3: know what I mean? So, and it was really started
44:33
Speaker 3: in Limerick because the occupying forces that were there in
44:38
Speaker 3: the early days, you know, the early nineteen hundreds, they
44:41
Speaker 3: were late eighteen hundreds, they were had rugby teams and
44:45
Speaker 3: played against each other. So the Limerick lads went, well,
44:47
Speaker 3: there's only one way we get a chance to kick
44:49
Speaker 3: the living fuck out of these fields. Well start playing
44:50
Speaker 3: them at that sport they're playing. And that's how it became.
44:53
Speaker 3: You know, you have brickies, you know, playing alongside you
44:56
Speaker 3: know fucking well to do that quite But then of
44:59
Speaker 3: course you get to what the rest of the country
45:02
Speaker 3: thinks about rugby, and that's Leinster school boys wrong, absolutely
45:06
Speaker 3: sending it, you know what I mean, and some of
45:09
Speaker 3: the greatest horse player of all time. Absolute bottles of chang,
45:12
Speaker 3: bleeding red and white, absolute class. That's what people think
45:16
Speaker 3: about it. And on a large scale that's what it
45:18
Speaker 3: fucking is too. But soccer was always there. Every lad
45:22
Speaker 3: can afford a soccer mall in every shape, even if
45:24
Speaker 3: it has you know, fucking you know, a dinosaur printed
45:27
Speaker 3: on the side of it. Every lad could have a
45:29
Speaker 3: soccer call, you know, And so it was because I
45:32
Speaker 3: remember I was up, absolutely, I remember having the picture
45:35
Speaker 3: of it on my wall. But I think you were
45:37
Speaker 3: sponsored by Open, I think at the time, you know,
45:40
Speaker 3: And I think the mother had an OPEN and the
45:42
Speaker 3: local garage gave her a poster. Was fucking brilliant, because again,
45:46
Speaker 3: where do you get one of these when you live
45:47
Speaker 3: in the sticks? Like, you don't get one? You know.
45:50
Speaker 2: The merch machine swung into action ninety and every player
45:54
Speaker 2: on that team became household names. I remember someone someone,
46:01
Speaker 2: someone listening to the Tom and Jerry Show has a
46:03
Speaker 2: full set of these, but you could buy like a
46:07
Speaker 2: lucky bag, so you didn't know who you were getting, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:09
Speaker 2: And as he opened it, it was like a life
46:12
Speaker 2: sized face of the player with a little sucker cup
46:17
Speaker 2: on it that you could stick to a window.
46:19
Speaker 3: Yep. Yeah.
46:20
Speaker 2: And on the back of it was their names and
46:21
Speaker 2: their details and all this kind of thing. And the
46:23
Speaker 2: other side was just like an eerie floating face of
46:27
Speaker 2: Kevin Shady.
46:29
Speaker 3: It was a chewing gum as well. When you open
46:31
Speaker 3: it up, you might have got chew them as well.
46:33
Speaker 3: There was their face was in the inside of the wrapper.
46:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yea yeah. It was like it was like
46:38
Speaker 2: getting the pack of Panini stickers, only it was it
46:41
Speaker 2: was big. It was like six inches by four inches
46:43
Speaker 2: for a face and you stick it on your window
46:45
Speaker 2: and have the whole squad just I'm gonna I'm gonna
46:47
Speaker 2: Terry feel and just floating there.
46:51
Speaker 3: Terry was Actually he got a wave, but I don't
46:53
Speaker 3: think Terry was. Terry Field would have been in the
46:55
Speaker 3: in the nineteen ninety four I'd.
46:57
Speaker 2: Say it wasn't he.
46:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, escaped it there, yeah, Terry. Yeah, I'm gonna
47:02
Speaker 3: feeling wishes he had a face he could stick to
47:04
Speaker 3: the one. I'm going to run you out the the
47:06
Speaker 3: I'm sure they had more players. They didn't just go
47:09
Speaker 3: with twenty two players. I'm sure they brought a couple
47:10
Speaker 3: more for injury and stuff like that. But I'm gonna
47:13
Speaker 3: run through, so from one to twenty two on the
47:16
Speaker 3: squad that went all right, Nostalgia Bus said, just just
47:20
Speaker 3: lock on, lock right, Bonner, Morris, Staunton, McCarthy, more, Wheeland, McGrath, Houghton, Alders, Cascarino, Sheedy, O'Leary, Townsend, Houghton, Slavin, Dunt, Sheridan, Quinn, Stapleton,
47:34
Speaker 3: Kelly Burne, McLaughlin and Peyton a couple of was.
47:38
Speaker 2: The reserve goalkeeper, wasn't he?
47:39
Speaker 3: He was? He was?
47:40
Speaker 2: He was he?
47:41
Speaker 3: But I mean that sounds like, you know, fucking Christy
47:46
Speaker 3: Moore rapping, doesn't it like just.
47:47
Speaker 2: You know, it kind of sounds like the words you
47:50
Speaker 2: used to wake up the winter Soldier, Bonner, Houghton, Staunton.
47:58
Speaker 3: Shut up, shut up. You're right, they're like even when
48:05
Speaker 3: you read Bonner for the first time, I mean, he
48:07
Speaker 3: saved that goal, It saved it was it was it Romania.
48:10
Speaker 3: We beat that time, we beat Romania and then this
48:13
Speaker 3: was penalt issue instances was.
48:16
Speaker 2: And and we say like it it's our royal of
48:18
Speaker 2: the rovers, never to be repeated, all time legend soccer
48:23
Speaker 2: moment where Ireland beat Romania five to four in a
48:26
Speaker 2: penalty kickout, go through to the quarterfinals. And I gotta
48:29
Speaker 2: tell you for moments that are never to be repeated,
48:31
Speaker 2: I think Troy part scoring a fucking hat trick with
48:36
Speaker 2: a ninety fifth minute winner to put us through to
48:39
Speaker 2: the playoffs one week ago might be as good as
48:44
Speaker 2: or better than the fucking penalty shootout, like we're in
48:46
Speaker 2: that sort of territory here. It's like the feeling now
48:49
Speaker 2: isn't like the feeling was in two thousand and two
48:51
Speaker 2: when we were over there and Ry King got kicked out,
48:53
Speaker 2: as like a fuck will you We'll get a bit
48:55
Speaker 2: of judy free on the way home lads, because we're
48:57
Speaker 2: not winning this fucking thing. He really feels like we're gonna.
49:00
Speaker 3: Lose every so often in every sport that comes along.
49:04
Speaker 3: And do you know what I actually love about Troy
49:06
Speaker 3: Parrott is that he isn't the like he he kind
49:09
Speaker 3: of And I don't care if they're a hardened Irish fan,
49:13
Speaker 3: you weren't following Troy fucking Parrot's career. He plays in
49:17
Speaker 3: the Premiership in the Netherlands, do you know what I mean?
49:20
Speaker 3: He was left on loan, He was given on loan around.
49:23
Speaker 3: He was passed around like a fucking pignetta around the
49:26
Speaker 3: premiership from Millwall to fucking I don't think you think
49:30
Speaker 3: they're not even in the premiership, but you know, from
49:32
Speaker 3: Tottenham to a bunch more he was just around and
49:35
Speaker 3: on loan to here we are, Preston to Ipswich to
49:38
Speaker 3: Milton Keynes all on loan and you're like God, Jesus Christ.
49:42
Speaker 3: And then it's sent to Excelsior on loan and now
49:44
Speaker 3: he's been. He's an easy whatever they're called lieben Steben
49:48
Speaker 3: in erd Visa, in the Netherlands, apparently a fine club,
49:54
Speaker 3: probably making a fine living for himself. But I love
49:58
Speaker 3: the fact that he was. That's where he is. He's not,
50:00
Speaker 3: you know, Man United, he's not in Liverpool. He's in
50:03
Speaker 3: fucking er Visa, fucking Netherlands. He comes home for and
50:08
Speaker 3: he gets all whatever about the three goals against Hungary?
50:13
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, who get goals against Ronaldo's Portugal?
50:19
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Like something's happening here, I do, you know?
50:25
Speaker 3: And I do think in a couple of years time,
50:26
Speaker 3: people will look back and go, oh, Jesus Christ, because
50:29
Speaker 3: now with so many amazing sporting moments from you know,
50:32
Speaker 3: you have your Shane Lowry in the golf, You've the
50:35
Speaker 3: box of Katie Taylor in the box, and our minds
50:37
Speaker 3: are being warned in with how good our sporting characters are.
50:41
Speaker 3: So maybe it's fallen between the cracks of small bit
50:44
Speaker 3: and bit, but I do think if they can wrap
50:47
Speaker 3: him in cotton wool and just put a giant elastic
50:51
Speaker 3: band on him and the fucking goals and don't let
50:54
Speaker 3: him with then fucking outside forty thirty or forty meters
50:58
Speaker 3: from that goal. And just because he just seems to
51:00
Speaker 3: have disability to like that final goal, like only if
51:05
Speaker 3: that was ninety five, imagine the guests left in the
51:07
Speaker 3: tank on ninety five get up there and and even
51:11
Speaker 3: like and he just got his studs to it just
51:13
Speaker 3: enough to get the fucker ball in, like, and you're going, well,
51:15
Speaker 3: that's it, blug, blow up the whistle. So I do think, right,
51:18
Speaker 3: I think we're on the cusp of something. And they
51:21
Speaker 3: go into a four way playoff. I think now they
51:23
Speaker 3: play they play our team twice.
51:25
Speaker 2: But again, like you know, Tom, like we we're after
51:28
Speaker 2: coming about coming through twenty years of nil ol draws
51:32
Speaker 2: with mass.
51:33
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, here we go another fucking
51:36
Speaker 3: one one thriller.
51:37
Speaker 2: With another snor But you know what I mean, there's
51:41
Speaker 2: a there's a real sense and I suppose this is
51:43
Speaker 2: what we are going to say to the listeners of
51:45
Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show who haven't experienced Ireland and
51:48
Speaker 2: a World Cup in there in their lifetime, or happened
51:51
Speaker 2: that long ago we may have forgotten. Get ready for
51:55
Speaker 2: a nice feeling of hope and just good spirit on
52:00
Speaker 2: the street. Yeah yeah, you're ready to have a lot
52:02
Speaker 2: of talks with al Lassie's in ques about Did you
52:05
Speaker 2: see the football last night?
52:06
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I
52:10
Speaker 3: I want to see. I'm, like I said, no big
52:13
Speaker 3: soccer fan, but I'm all for the feel good vector
52:17
Speaker 3: that will come with it. If they can keep keep
52:19
Speaker 3: that guy just wrapped in the fucking cotton, well, don't
52:21
Speaker 3: let him go out for Christmas. Don't let him do nothing.
52:24
Speaker 3: Whatever you're gonna do to keep him sharp or keep
52:26
Speaker 3: him fucking on on his feet.
52:29
Speaker 2: Not for nothing, Tom, It must be said, when Ireland
52:31
Speaker 2: qualified for a big tournament like this, the chances of
52:34
Speaker 2: pints drastically go up.
52:36
Speaker 3: This is the thing, This is the thing every day summer,
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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I have no idea, I
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Speaker 3: have no idea where.
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Speaker 2: The sitting at home. You're sitting at home now and
52:44
Speaker 2: you haven't quite cracked how to explain that you're going
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Speaker 2: for a pint on a Tuesday. You don't have to
52:50
Speaker 2: worry about that. That's going to sort itself out when
52:52
Speaker 2: the World Cup kicks in.
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Speaker 3: Buddy, I'm gonna let me just World World Cup.
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Speaker 2: Where even isn't it where?
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Speaker 3: I'm just That's what I'm asking? Where is it? Ah?
53:05
Speaker 2: This is this is this is the sports fan Tom
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Speaker 2: and Jerry Show, Ladies and gentlemen. There's how invested we
53:10
Speaker 2: are in the World Cup.
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Speaker 3: Dates, venues, host cities, formaty schedule for USA, Canada and
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Speaker 3: Mexico tournament.
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Speaker 2: So the day pints it is, Tom, Wow, So.
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Speaker 3: It's gonna it's gonna spand between all three of those. Wow,
53:23
Speaker 3: that's brilliant. That is brilliant. They're going to spand between
53:27
Speaker 3: all three countries.
53:30
Speaker 2: Great, love it, love it? Well, you know what if
53:34
Speaker 2: they want us to cover it on the Tom and
53:35
Speaker 2: Jerry Show, get us a couple of press passes over there.
53:39
Speaker 2: We'll cover the Republic of Ireland at the World Cup
53:41
Speaker 2: that we are going to go to next year. Tom,
53:43
Speaker 2: I have a feeling, and I dare say when while
53:47
Speaker 2: we are if you want to hear more escapades of that,
53:53
Speaker 2: there's only one thing to do. R The aren't going
53:55
Speaker 2: to be covering the World Cup. Sky Sports aren't going
53:56
Speaker 2: to be covering the World Cup. The only place you
53:58
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54:01
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54:26
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54:29
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54:32
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Speaker 2: Oh shellup, shell ub. Yeah. If you spott a if
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55:31
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55:35
Speaker 2: about americanisms, and yet in last week's episode, Tom calls
55:40
Speaker 2: the guards cops at twenty six eleven. Thanks for the
55:43
Speaker 2: next there, But.
55:46
Speaker 3: I mean, we do love a good Norse, don't we. Like?
55:49
Speaker 3: I think you'll find no, but you know what, you're
55:52
Speaker 3: dead right, You're dead right to hold me hands up.
55:54
Speaker 2: There you go, dearman says he lives in Australia and
55:57
Speaker 2: they have recess and math. They have listened to the place.
56:02
Speaker 3: As we know full well, Australian Australia is just you know,
56:08
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56:11
Speaker 3: smiley version of America.
56:13
Speaker 2: They look tell you what, tell you what you want
56:15
Speaker 2: to do there? Demon while you're then in Australia, your countryman,
56:17
Speaker 2: your new countryman, mister Johnson. When when don't it go
56:19
Speaker 2: sort him out?
56:21
Speaker 3: Yeah? And just I tell you what to do, give
56:23
Speaker 3: a Bob Kera a Cole. I'm not going to spend
56:30
Speaker 3: any blood time.
56:34
Speaker 2: That's it. That's what I got for you, Tom. I've
56:36
Speaker 2: taken down Christmas decorations, but I'm not putting them up for.
56:40
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not going up for a bit.
56:41
Speaker 3: Just literally, I.
56:43
Speaker 2: Had a hand free for an hour and I went
56:44
Speaker 2: up and and and and brought them down.
56:48
Speaker 3: I have a funny feeling. I'm well, I need to
56:50
Speaker 3: walk it off because the wrestling season, for some reason
56:53
Speaker 3: has started back with my son. I think it's the
56:55
Speaker 3: the amount of rain we've had. The he hasn't been
56:58
Speaker 3: able to play sports outside. And I think I may
57:00
Speaker 3: have popped a rip because six year olds are a
57:04
Speaker 3: lot more vicious than I remember being a six year old.
57:07
Speaker 3: But he's fucking psychotic.
57:09
Speaker 2: And you know what, Kids get to an age where
57:11
Speaker 2: you stop saying, give me your best shot.
57:13
Speaker 3: Oh, I've stopped that because it's going to end.
57:17
Speaker 2: They give you your bet, their best shot, and you're like.
57:19
Speaker 3: Fuck Jesus Christ, kid, And there's nothing funnier than the
57:23
Speaker 3: six year Oldren. It's kicking his own man in the nuts.
57:25
Speaker 3: I have seen that, and he to give him his duke.
57:28
Speaker 3: He's one hundred percent right. It is hilarious. But I'm
57:30
Speaker 3: the one kick tap receiving the fucking cake. So you
57:33
Speaker 3: know that's where we're at right now.
57:34
Speaker 2: A good way to get kicking the balls.
57:37
Speaker 3: And on that no right, I'm away to fucking lame
57:40
Speaker 3: throw some sliders.