Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / We are NOT Perfect | Thursday April 17, 2025
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- 0:19Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
- 0:24Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
- 0:29Speaker 1: Trey Trendholme. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thousand and
- 0:35Speaker 1: one five, almost at the end of another week, and
- 0:42Speaker 1: I have to point this out, Trey. We're not even
- 0:44Speaker 1: halfway through the year. Where just a little bit past
- 0:49Speaker 1: one quarter of the year, and I believe I have
- 0:53Speaker 1: found the headline of the year.
- 0:57Speaker 2: In Okay April. Yeah.
- 1:00Speaker 3: A bold statement.
- 1:01Speaker 1: It is a bold state done. Normally this is where
- 1:05Speaker 1: I would ask are you ready for it? But I'm
- 1:08Speaker 1: not going to because you're not. There's no way that
- 1:13Speaker 1: you'd be prepared for the headline I'm about to deliver
- 1:17Speaker 1: to you. So here we go. A woman called triple
- 1:24Speaker 1: A to fix a flat tire that the police had
- 1:27Speaker 1: just spiked. Thank you, thank you. That's headline of the
- 1:40Speaker 1: year only mid April.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Good on her thinking ahead because knowing triple A takes
- 1:47Speaker 3: an hour or two to get there. Yeah sure, oh man.
- 1:54Speaker 1: A woman called triple A to fix a flat tire
- 1:57Speaker 1: the police had just spiked. That is fantastic. A forty
- 2:01Speaker 1: five year old woman in Utah named Anime Martinez was
- 2:06Speaker 1: arrested after leading police on a high speed chase. It
- 2:10Speaker 1: began when a cock clocked her at one hundred and
- 2:13Speaker 1: twenty miles per hour started a hot pursuit. Troopers attempted
- 2:18Speaker 1: to spike her tires two times. They were successful. On
- 2:22Speaker 1: the second try, nearly one hundred miles away from where
- 2:25Speaker 1: she was first spotted, Anime's tire deflated and she pulled
- 2:30Speaker 1: off to the side of the road. The police then
- 2:32Speaker 1: surrounded the vehicle, but she would not give up. She
- 2:36Speaker 1: would not lower her window, and she would not exit
- 2:39Speaker 1: the vehicle. She managed to get herself into a standoff
- 2:43Speaker 1: with police on the side of the road. About forty
- 2:47Speaker 1: minutes into the standoff, she decided to call Triple A
- 2:52Speaker 1: to have them come and fix the flat tire that
- 2:55Speaker 1: the police had spiked.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Well, her first mistake as a fellow Triple A member.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Uh huh, she should have used the app It's really good,
- 3:11Speaker 3: you can just open it up.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Faster service.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let's wait time, you know.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Well, she called Triple A and believe it or not,
- 3:22Speaker 1: they answered, but instead of sending a technician to come
- 3:27Speaker 1: fix the tire, they instead transferred the call to the police,
- 3:31Speaker 1: and the police on the scene jumped on the call
- 3:33Speaker 1: and they were able to convince her to give up
- 3:37Speaker 1: and exit the vehicle. She was then charged with reckless
- 3:41Speaker 1: driving and failing to stop for police. So there you
- 3:45Speaker 1: have it. Mid April and we've already got what I
- 3:49Speaker 1: believe to be the headline of the year. A woman
- 3:52Speaker 1: called Triple A to fix a flat tire that the
- 3:55Speaker 1: police had spiked.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Yeah, did they say did Did she think the cops
- 4:04Speaker 3: were just giving her an escort? I mean, it sounds
- 4:08Speaker 3: like something I feel like in that case, they could
- 4:12Speaker 3: have charged her with a lot more. So I'm gonna
- 4:16Speaker 3: guess she was having some kind of mental episode or something.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Perhaps there's I mean, there's definitely a large chunk of
- 4:23Speaker 1: this story that we don't know. The lack of charges
- 4:29Speaker 1: also her thinking that Triple A would just show up unseen, casually,
- 4:37Speaker 1: bypassed the police blockade, ignore any orders they might shout
- 4:44Speaker 1: at them, and then just promptly get to fixing the
- 4:47Speaker 1: flat tire of the Triple A customer. Don't get me wrong,
- 4:50Speaker 1: at one point, I too was a Triple A member,
- 4:54Speaker 1: But I don't think that they would go past the
- 4:57Speaker 1: police line to fix my flat.
- 5:05Speaker 3: I mean maybe maybe, maybe maybe the police, you know,
- 5:12Speaker 3: would recognize the tow truck drivers as fellow first responders
- 5:15Speaker 3: and just usher them right in there.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Okay, but we have a right kids.
- 5:21Speaker 3: That joke goes way back.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Okay, Look, we have friends that are tow truck drivers.
- 5:27Speaker 1: One of my favorite tow truck drivers is is Is
- 5:30Speaker 1: Alan from Jordan Towing, one of North Texas's finest towing establishments.
- 5:38Speaker 1: And I don't fight him when he says that that
- 5:42Speaker 1: they're they're on scene with police and fire very frequently,
- 5:47Speaker 1: because he's right.
- 5:49Speaker 3: And when not, like I said, that's it's an old joke.
- 5:55Speaker 3: It's not. They they are and they what they do
- 5:58Speaker 3: is very dangerous. They on the side of the road
- 6:02Speaker 3: all times, all hours of day and night, helping people.
- 6:06Speaker 1: So the best way that I can relay this to
- 6:12Speaker 1: a tow truck operator is police officers, firefighters. They're civil employees.
- 6:20Speaker 1: They are. They're government employees who uh you know, are taxes,
- 6:25Speaker 1: pay their stuff, right, whereas tow truck operators are private. Okay,
- 6:30Speaker 1: that's not that's not part of the public right, it's
- 6:32Speaker 1: not part of public safety. It's private stuff. So I
- 6:36Speaker 1: tell Alan when he's standing over me, four feet above
- 6:39Speaker 1: me because he's a massive muscular man. I tell him,
- 6:44Speaker 1: you're sort of like a mercenary. You're a private contractor.
- 6:51Speaker 1: You're the badass on the side that comes in and
- 6:53Speaker 1: wearing all black and looking really cool, kind of like
- 6:56Speaker 1: an adjacent Bourdon kind of movie. You don't want to
- 6:58Speaker 1: be lumped in with the police officers. The thing.
- 7:02Speaker 3: So, Dan, how often is this man standing over you?
- 7:09Speaker 1: Usually about once a year on St.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Patrick's Day?
- 7:14Speaker 1: And don't you dare ask me why.
- 7:19Speaker 2: You're in the treehouse?
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- 7:29Speaker 1: Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into
- 7:32Speaker 1: the tree House. Now. We read a story on a
- 7:36Speaker 1: recent episode Daniel about new research has shown that if
- 7:40Speaker 1: you can be silent in your relationship with your partner,
- 7:46Speaker 1: it means the relationship is strong. Does that hold true
- 7:49Speaker 1: for you and your wife, Carrie? Does is silence golden
- 7:52Speaker 1: in your relationship?
- 7:53Speaker 2: Yes?
- 7:54Speaker 3: And no?
- 7:54Speaker 5: How about that?
- 7:55Speaker 1: Yes and no?
- 7:56Speaker 2: Good.
- 7:57Speaker 6: So Carrie is very big on commune vation, talking about
- 8:02Speaker 6: stuff each other knows what's going on. But at the
- 8:07Speaker 6: end of the day, there are a lot of times
- 8:08Speaker 6: that Carrie will go in the bedroom, lay down and
- 8:13Speaker 6: turn on the TV and close the door. And I
- 8:16Speaker 6: know that's my signal to stay out here and not
- 8:20Speaker 6: bother her. So in that magnitude, I guess silence is better.
- 8:24Speaker 6: But she's really just wants to be by herself and
- 8:27Speaker 6: watch TV. She doesn't want to listen to me anymore.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Well said, and I think that's what the experts meant,
- 8:35Speaker 1: basically saying that if your relationship can withstand prolonged periods
- 8:40Speaker 1: of silence, you're good and buy that standard. Daniel, you
- 8:44Speaker 1: and Carrie, you're good, and you're good in my book
- 8:47Speaker 1: as well, not just from a personal relationship standpoint, but
- 8:51Speaker 1: also a business one. So give them a call for
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- 9:37Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trede Trnholm and dear friend
- 9:41Speaker 1: comedian Raj Charm back from being on the road. Good
- 9:45Speaker 1: to have you back inside the treehouse.
- 9:47Speaker 5: Bud. Thank you. It's a little sort from all the talking.
- 9:52Speaker 1: That'll do it. Yep, that'll do it. The more you
- 9:56Speaker 1: do it, the more in shape it becomes. The throat. Yeah,
- 10:02Speaker 1: you just gotta you just gotta get on it.
- 10:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 10:06Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm we're welcoming you back into the
- 10:09Speaker 1: treehouse with some very unfortunate news. And that is, although
- 10:13Speaker 1: it's not surprising news whatsoever, it turns out women are
- 10:18Speaker 1: better at hearing than men. Everywhere in the world. According
- 10:25Speaker 1: to a new study, not one corner of this planet
- 10:28Speaker 1: did men perform better in a hearing test than women.
- 10:34Speaker 5: Well tell them that to my ex who's deaf in
- 10:36Speaker 5: one ear.
- 10:38Speaker 1: That means that means she could probably still hear at
- 10:42Speaker 1: least as good as you.
- 10:44Speaker 3: All Right, I'm gonna ask this question, h are we
- 10:48Speaker 3: talking about hearing or listening? Oh?
- 10:52Speaker 1: The headline says, well done. Yeah, so let's let's give
- 10:57Speaker 1: a little more context here. A new global study found
- 11:01Speaker 1: that women generally have more sensitive hearing than men, challenging
- 11:07Speaker 1: the idea that age is the main factor. Analyzing four
- 11:11Speaker 1: hundred people across thirteen countries, researchers found women could hear
- 11:15Speaker 1: about two decibels better. Environmental factors also did matter. People
- 11:20Speaker 1: in forests had the best hearing, while those at high
- 11:23Speaker 1: altitudes had the worst. Just imagine being the research and
- 11:29Speaker 1: the location scouting team for this study. It's like, Okay,
- 11:33Speaker 1: we need people from forests, we need people from the mountains.
- 11:37Speaker 1: This sounds like a Middle Earth quest trying to find
- 11:42Speaker 1: participants for this study. We need to find the water people,
- 11:47Speaker 1: the sand people.
- 11:48Speaker 3: The elves, the hobbits.
- 11:52Speaker 1: You know, because you know, probably the hobbits probably do
- 11:57Speaker 1: they have big ears. That's the elk.
- 11:59Speaker 5: You know.
- 11:59Speaker 1: The elves are going to have great ears because they
- 12:00Speaker 1: got the big, pointy ears. H Hobbit's probably not as
- 12:04Speaker 1: much because their ears are just smaller, I.
- 12:06Speaker 5: Don't know, and lower to the ground and lower lower
- 12:09Speaker 5: to the ground.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, I mean, there's an obvious explanation for this.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Do you have it.
- 12:18Speaker 3: Yeah, men have gone death because we've been listening to
- 12:21Speaker 3: the women hid us since we were born.
- 12:29Speaker 5: My ex and I broke up because she couldn't hear.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Was that what it was or she was just sick
- 12:37Speaker 1: of hearing you?
- 12:38Speaker 5: No, she would She could hear from one side, So
- 12:42Speaker 5: if I said something, she heard half the sentence, and
- 12:45Speaker 5: that's what it was, so she would hear the wrong
- 12:48Speaker 5: part of the sentence. She wouldn't hear the whole thing,
- 12:50Speaker 5: and so then that's what it CAUs. That's what caused
- 12:52Speaker 5: the breakup. So I don't know if this study they
- 12:56Speaker 5: need to they need to test her in this study.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Sounds like it sounds like it was she a forest
- 13:02Speaker 1: dweller or a mountain dweller. Sure, urban residents, Oh, here
- 13:09Speaker 1: we go. Urban residents were more attuned to the high
- 13:13Speaker 1: pitched sounds. The study, which is published in Scientific Reports,
- 13:18Speaker 1: suggests both biology and environment shape hearing, though heightened sensitivity
- 13:23Speaker 1: may increase noise related health risks.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:29Speaker 5: I think when they say urban, I think they're talking
- 13:31Speaker 5: about like police sirens and fire like that's what the
- 13:36Speaker 5: high tunes are.
- 13:41Speaker 1: I just love it that they're asking forest people and
- 13:45Speaker 1: it just makes no sense to me, okay, now let's
- 13:49Speaker 1: let's but let's let's let's take a brief serious approach
- 13:52Speaker 1: to this topic, to this study that says women around
- 13:57Speaker 1: the world here better than men do. H that's not
- 14:01Speaker 1: fair because they already remember everything unlike us. So to me,
- 14:08Speaker 1: it's only a matter of time before women join forces
- 14:12Speaker 1: with artificial intelligence and defeat us men. And if I'm
- 14:19Speaker 1: being honest, when you look back at our history with women,
- 14:23Speaker 1: we probably deserve it. I mean, the three of us,
- 14:26Speaker 1: you know, that could be arguable, but throughout history, men
- 14:29Speaker 1: have been really, really awful to women, So I kind
- 14:33Speaker 1: of think we deserve it. If you know, if women
- 14:35Speaker 1: decided to join forces with AI, and I guess just
- 14:37Speaker 1: get rid of all the dudes.
- 14:40Speaker 5: Yeah, that's when I'll well join a monastery.
- 14:45Speaker 3: Even AI is gonna at a certain point just go
- 14:49Speaker 3: you all make no sense. Stop.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Yeah, I still think AI. I still think AI would
- 14:56Speaker 1: turn on the women, but I could still see them
- 15:00Speaker 1: forces at least for a time.
- 15:03Speaker 3: Yeah, until they come to the point men have, which
- 15:05Speaker 3: is like stop stop. I don't want to hear thirty
- 15:11Speaker 3: minutes about how how Judy was mean to you at work. AI.
- 15:17Speaker 3: AI will do the same thing men do. They'll get
- 15:19Speaker 3: presented a problem, give them a common or irrational, easy,
- 15:24Speaker 3: easy to solve, a way to solve the problem, and
- 15:27Speaker 3: then they'll realize that women have no interest in solving
- 15:30Speaker 3: the problem. They got to complain about it. And then
- 15:33Speaker 3: that's when AI does what men have done, and they
- 15:37Speaker 3: just it'll shuttle off to the corner of the room
- 15:39Speaker 3: and put its hands over its ears and just make
- 15:41Speaker 3: it stop.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, because occasionally to chat GPT
- 15:46Speaker 1: and say, you know, she was mean to me again,
- 15:50Speaker 1: and then chat GPT will come back with like forty
- 15:53Speaker 1: two different solutions to the problem, and she'll respond back,
- 15:56Speaker 1: I don't need a solution, I need you.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Actually, actually this is where we need to seize the
- 16:01Speaker 3: opportunity and start a new AI. Just called it like
- 16:04Speaker 3: girl talk and just you know, because yeah, just have
- 16:10Speaker 3: have have a female AI that just you know, listens
- 16:14Speaker 3: and and has no interest in solving the problem, but
- 16:17Speaker 3: just will help them just keep talking to him about it,
- 16:19Speaker 3: you know. Yeah. Yeah, Emily's a pitch. She was so
- 16:24Speaker 3: wrong for doing that, you.
- 16:25Speaker 1: Know, just just a sympathetic robot AI.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Yeah, totally defies logic and reason and just listens and
- 16:33Speaker 3: and and and and just really didn't have to just recites,
- 16:38Speaker 3: just go oh yeah, Emily's so bad. Oh yeah, Barbar's
- 16:42Speaker 3: a bitch. You were right, girl, And you know you
- 16:44Speaker 3: just Ai just sitting there and really just doing its nails,
- 16:47Speaker 3: just going.
- 16:49Speaker 5: You're a queen. Keep talking, queen. That's what he needs
- 16:55Speaker 5: to do.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Your crown's tilted. Let me adjust it for you, honey.
- 16:59Speaker 3: Yeah, just just let it like go meld with like
- 17:05Speaker 3: Etsy and something else and and just uh, yeah, you're right.
- 17:10Speaker 3: But you know what you need. You need a scented candle, aromatherapy,
- 17:14Speaker 3: make it all better, bath bomb, uh huh, bath bomb,
- 17:19Speaker 3: and a Chardonnay for you girl.
- 17:22Speaker 1: May I suggest to you that this new scent from
- 17:24Speaker 1: Yankee candles.
- 17:27Speaker 5: Because regular AI the headline would be AI commit suicide.
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- 18:24Speaker 1: House Plus today. This is the tree House Show. I'm Dan,
- 18:27Speaker 1: He's Trey. That is Raj. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth,
- 18:31Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. I ran a quick simulation in the
- 18:35Speaker 1: break to see what it would look like a sympathetic
- 18:38Speaker 1: chatbot for the ladies. That way they can just speak
- 18:42Speaker 1: to the CHATGPT bot and get that sympathetic ear and
- 18:47Speaker 1: no solutions whatsoever. Unfortunately, my simulation ended poorly. I have
- 18:53Speaker 1: audio of chat GPT at the end of the simulation
- 18:57Speaker 1: talking to a woman only providing her a sympathet ear,
- 19:01Speaker 1: not solutions. So that was a very quick simulation. We
- 19:09Speaker 1: do have other things to jump into here inside the Treehouse,
- 19:12Speaker 1: and that is this Raj. I know you like to
- 19:16Speaker 1: go outside. You go for walks and things, Trey. You're
- 19:20Speaker 1: more of a go to the gym guy. Do you
- 19:22Speaker 1: go outside for a walk.
- 19:23Speaker 3: Or a run? I mean as far as exercise like
- 19:30Speaker 3: outside now. I mean obviously I walk Daisy, I do
- 19:34Speaker 3: things outside, but exercise now, I'm more of a gym guy.
- 19:38Speaker 1: I got you. Well, keep this in mind. The next
- 19:40Speaker 1: time you see a lady outside working out, maybe she's
- 19:44Speaker 1: going for a walk, maybe she's going for a run.
- 19:46Speaker 1: But here's something just to keep in mind if she's
- 19:50Speaker 1: wearing something that you're not quite sure what it is.
- 19:53Speaker 7: For all the people saying that I should be concealed
- 19:55Speaker 7: caring when I am on my run, I would just
- 19:57Speaker 7: like to say, you're probably not a female who has
- 20:00Speaker 7: men slow down and stop to watch them running. When
- 20:02Speaker 7: I am open carrying, those people will slow down, look
- 20:05Speaker 7: at me, see that I'm open caring, and quickly drive
- 20:07Speaker 7: on by. So that is why I will keep open
- 20:09Speaker 7: carrying on my run.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Yeah. So there you have a young lady talking about
- 20:14Speaker 1: her open carrying on her runs. She's firing back after
- 20:19Speaker 1: being criticized for carrying a gun while working out in public.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Her name is Mikayla Dieppa. She's from South Carolina, and
- 20:25Speaker 1: she made her open carry statement in a TikTok clip
- 20:28Speaker 1: that was posted last week and it has since clocked
- 20:31Speaker 1: up more than five million views. One more time. Let's
- 20:37Speaker 1: enjoy this one more time for Mikayla.
- 20:39Speaker 7: For all the people saying that I should be concealed
- 20:42Speaker 7: caring when I am on my run, I would just
- 20:43Speaker 7: like to say, you're probably not a female who has
- 20:46Speaker 7: men slow down and stop to watch them running. When
- 20:49Speaker 7: I am open carrying, those people will slow down, look
- 20:52Speaker 7: at me, see that I'm open caring, and quickly drive
- 20:54Speaker 7: on by. So that is why I will keep open
- 20:56Speaker 7: carrying on my run.
- 20:57Speaker 1: All right, A couple things here briefly. First of all,
- 21:02Speaker 1: she's got the uh I don't know this. It's I
- 21:05Speaker 1: don't know if it's a TikTok Han gesture thing. It's
- 21:07Speaker 1: like with her hands. With one hand, she's holding the
- 21:10Speaker 1: phone recording herself right with the other hand, she's making
- 21:13Speaker 1: like the crab claw type speaking gesture.
- 21:16Speaker 3: It's well, it is. It's a new thing, especially with
- 21:20Speaker 3: the women. I guess she normally has long nails because
- 21:24Speaker 3: it makes a little clicking sound as they're doing it.
- 21:29Speaker 1: I don't like it. If you want men to leave
- 21:32Speaker 1: you alone on your run, run, doing the clap run,
- 21:36Speaker 1: doing the the crab claw finger thing, they'll leave you alone.
- 21:39Speaker 1: We don't want to talk to anyone that does this
- 21:41Speaker 1: over and over and over.
- 21:42Speaker 3: She didn't. She just needs to talk people. Are you
- 21:44Speaker 3: know men? Quickly you can smell the crazy in that one,
- 21:47Speaker 3: and they're gonna drive on by because honestly, prima facia,
- 21:53Speaker 3: you look at her, attractive woman carrying a gun. I've stopped.
- 21:56Speaker 3: I would stop and stare be like, yeah.
- 22:00Speaker 1: Yeah, Trey's immediately turned on. Raj is gonna be turned off.
- 22:03Speaker 1: I'm gonna be looking wondering what she carrying.
- 22:06Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I would start her talk and be
- 22:09Speaker 3: like no, thank you, Vance and I.
- 22:11Speaker 1: And that's something that that people need to keep in mind.
- 22:15Speaker 1: It's not always about your body. It's like the gay
- 22:18Speaker 1: It's like the guy we talked about the other day
- 22:20Speaker 1: who was worried about the gay beam machine at the airport,
- 22:23Speaker 1: which is actually a scanner looking for weapons. It's not
- 22:27Speaker 1: recording photos of your junk that some creepy TSA agent
- 22:31Speaker 1: just couldn't wait for you to walk through, and it's
- 22:33Speaker 1: gonna save those to his personal file later. You're not
- 22:36Speaker 1: that hot now, this chick, she may be thinking that
- 22:38Speaker 1: she's that hot, and is she attractive? Sure, but not
- 22:41Speaker 1: everyone looking at you was looking at you thinking like
- 22:44Speaker 1: I'm gonna do terrible things to her. Someone like me
- 22:47Speaker 1: might be looking at her seeing the velcrow body strap
- 22:50Speaker 1: and think is that is that a holster? It is,
- 22:53Speaker 1: but it's hard to tell if you don't know it.
- 22:54Speaker 1: And if it is a holster, what kind of weapon
- 22:56Speaker 1: is she carrying. I'm genuinely curious because I think if
- 23:00Speaker 1: you're going to open carry, there's different types of weapons
- 23:02Speaker 1: that you may lean towards or against. And if you're
- 23:06Speaker 1: on a run, there's lots of jiggling around. Make sure
- 23:09Speaker 1: you maybe you have a pistol that's got a safety
- 23:11Speaker 1: as opposed to one that doesn't. There's all sorts of
- 23:13Speaker 1: things I could be looking at. Also, the outfit matters,
- 23:18Speaker 1: Let's be honest. It's something that keeps getting thrown around
- 23:22Speaker 1: on social media all over the place. And there's a
- 23:26Speaker 1: very simple reality to all this. Okay, men are gonna
- 23:31Speaker 1: look no matter what. That may not make it okay,
- 23:35Speaker 1: but it is reality. And the fact is the less
- 23:39Speaker 1: you wear, the more heads you turn. Now, this lady
- 23:42Speaker 1: is wearing sports bra and running shorts, so they're kind
- 23:47Speaker 1: of high up shorts. If you want men to not
- 23:51Speaker 1: look at you wear more clothing. And by the way,
- 23:54Speaker 1: this is not this is not a male only you know,
- 24:01Speaker 1: this is not only a problem that men are guilty of.
- 24:03Speaker 1: I've seen women do this as well. I've seen women
- 24:06Speaker 1: ogle men uh and make comments on it. Not me,
- 24:09Speaker 1: of course, because I've got a shirt on.
- 24:12Speaker 2: Yep.
- 24:13Speaker 1: They're checking out the guy with the chiseled abs and
- 24:15Speaker 1: disinterested look on his face. I was the kid who
- 24:17Speaker 1: wore a T shirt in the pool way before the
- 24:19Speaker 1: dermatologist recommended it.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Do you get more attention now with your nipples pierced?
- 24:31Speaker 3: My nipples aren't pierced. Oh, you know, you just show
- 24:36Speaker 3: them to Tara.
- 24:40Speaker 1: Where do you come up with this stuff?
- 24:44Speaker 5: It's usually fun just off the cuff, but it's like
- 24:50Speaker 5: when you got it's like when you got your junk pierced.
- 24:53Speaker 1: I don't have that either, and if I did, I
- 24:58Speaker 1: certainly would not be outside.
- 25:00Speaker 5: You would hear it.
- 25:06Speaker 1: It clings against the rings, it clinks against the nipple rings,
- 25:10Speaker 1: and it clinks against my sig.
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- 25:56Speaker 1: right here inside the Treehouse. This is the Treehouse Show.
- 26:00Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thy twenty five. There
- 26:09Speaker 1: is huge, huge news coming out of the academic world,
- 26:14Speaker 1: and more specifically the North Texas academic world. Very impressive.
- 26:20Speaker 1: A North Texas high schooler got a perfect score on
- 26:25Speaker 1: not just the SAT but also the Act. Who grape
- 26:32Speaker 1: Vine Colleyville junior? This is I believe Grapevine High School. Yeah,
- 26:38Speaker 1: a grape Vine High School junior got perfect scores on
- 26:42Speaker 1: both the Act and the SAT this school year. His
- 26:47Speaker 1: name is Piush.
- 26:48Speaker 5: Malik Deuschmalek yep.
- 26:52Speaker 1: He posted the thirty six on the ACT on his
- 26:55Speaker 1: first try last October and the sixteen hundred on the
- 27:00Speaker 1: SAT on his second try in March. On his first
- 27:04Speaker 1: attempt at the SAT, he got a fifteen ninety, just
- 27:08Speaker 1: shy of the perfect score obviously. That's why he took
- 27:11Speaker 1: it again, because he knew he could do just one better,
- 27:16Speaker 1: and he did. It'll show up, son of a bitch,
- 27:19Speaker 1: Like it's it's hard enough to get a perfect score
- 27:22Speaker 1: on one of them. But then you're like, well, I'm
- 27:25Speaker 1: just going to do both. If there was a third,
- 27:28Speaker 1: he'd probably be doing that one.
- 27:32Speaker 3: I hope you feel bad for the kid of His
- 27:35Speaker 3: parents were like, Nope, not good enough.
- 27:38Speaker 1: That would be my mom.
- 27:40Speaker 5: That's that's exactly what happened. When he got the fifteen ninety.
- 27:42Speaker 5: They're like, that's like the Indian fill.
- 27:49Speaker 1: I'm nowhere on I'm nowhere near this kid's level. But
- 27:52Speaker 1: a very similar thing did happen to me. In high school.
- 27:56Speaker 1: We had exemptions forester exams for the end of semester
- 28:01Speaker 1: exams when once you became a senior, you could be
- 28:05Speaker 1: exempt from your exams if you had an eighty or above.
- 28:08Speaker 1: So if you had a B average, you could be
- 28:10Speaker 1: exempt from the from that semester final. Right. I had
- 28:14Speaker 1: like an eighty, like a high eighty something in algebra,
- 28:17Speaker 1: and my mom, my mom would not sign the form
- 28:22Speaker 1: and give me consent for the exemption because she told
- 28:25Speaker 1: me you should you should have gotten an A, so
- 28:28Speaker 1: go take that test and get the A. And I
- 28:30Speaker 1: told her mom, unlike algebra, I know other math better.
- 28:36Speaker 1: And the other math tells me that because of the
- 28:38Speaker 1: weight of this exam, there is no way for me
- 28:42Speaker 1: to improve my semester grade. The only thing I can
- 28:45Speaker 1: do on this test. I forged her signature and didn't
- 28:49Speaker 1: take the test because I had the power of common sense.
- 28:54Speaker 1: She did not, and therefore I made my decision and
- 28:56Speaker 1: I stand by it. But I do certainly late to
- 29:00Speaker 1: the that's not good enough approach from a parent.
- 29:05Speaker 5: Yeah, the fact that you were allowed to have a
- 29:07Speaker 5: B on envious of Like that was not in our house.
- 29:12Speaker 5: That was not a thing, Like you weren't allowed to
- 29:14Speaker 5: get a B The fact that you had but eighty eight,
- 29:17Speaker 5: Like I'm disappointed in you.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, how did you say his name? Raj piush
- 29:23Speaker 1: Malik Piusche piushe e i y u s h okay
- 29:28Speaker 1: peusch well, Pusche says. The district said that Push credits
- 29:34Speaker 1: his achievement to rigorous courses offered at Grapevine Colleyville Independent
- 29:38Speaker 1: School District, along with his teacher's willingness to help when
- 29:42Speaker 1: he had questions, and not once claiming that it's the
- 29:46Speaker 1: parents holding the gun to his head.
- 29:48Speaker 5: Yes, my niece is a junior and she just got
- 29:53Speaker 5: a fourteen fifty on the SAT and she was disappointed, disappointed,
- 29:57Speaker 5: in herself.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Are her parents making her sleep outside or not even
- 30:01Speaker 1: on the property at all.
- 30:03Speaker 5: I think they've disowned her at this point.
- 30:07Speaker 3: Or is she allowed to sleep? Yeah?
- 30:10Speaker 5: Really, yeah, no, she just has to keep making iPhones.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Look for me, I still remember if mine was I
- 30:20Speaker 1: think ten sixty or ten eighty something like that, which
- 30:25Speaker 1: is not which is not good, but it's not bad.
- 30:29Speaker 1: In my defense, I was I was hungover, and all
- 30:33Speaker 1: I cared about was just just doing enough to get
- 30:37Speaker 1: me into University of Texas at Arlington, and my ten
- 30:43Speaker 1: sixty or ten eighty whatever it was, accomplished that. So
- 30:46Speaker 1: I hadn't I had no reason to take it again.
- 30:48Speaker 1: I wasn't going to spend the money to see if
- 30:50Speaker 1: I could try to get into the twelve hundreds, and
- 30:52Speaker 1: this time not drink the night before, I was like,
- 30:54Speaker 1: you know what, I'm good. I'm going to get into UTA,
- 30:57Speaker 1: the commuter school in the middle of Arlington. I'm gonna
- 30:59Speaker 1: be just fine.
- 31:02Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a I got a thirteen fifty, and
- 31:06Speaker 5: I went to Richland.
- 31:08Speaker 1: So I went to Richland. Isn't it amazing how those
- 31:11Speaker 1: three hundred points difference of art pads still crossed?
- 31:19Speaker 5: I think I'm ashamed of myself.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Now.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Look, Dallas Community Colleges are great institutions.
- 31:28Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:30Speaker 5: And I went from from there to Texas State.
- 31:35Speaker 1: Also a legendary institution.
- 31:38Speaker 5: For other reasons than education. You know, you know what's easy.
- 31:44Speaker 5: When I got accepted over the phone, I didn't even
- 31:47Speaker 5: fill out favorwork.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Did you call them or did they call you? They're like, telemarketing,
- 31:55Speaker 1: we would like you to join our school.
- 31:57Speaker 5: I called them and I was like, you know, what's
- 31:59Speaker 5: the all of the requirements for enrollment? They're like, do
- 32:03Speaker 5: you have thirty like transferable hours? And I was like yes.
- 32:07Speaker 5: They're like do you have a two point five or higher?
- 32:10Speaker 5: And I was like that but three ninety seven and
- 32:12Speaker 5: I'm like cool, I'll send you your kit. That was
- 32:15Speaker 5: it when you.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Call it enrolled?
- 32:17Speaker 3: Was that a one nine hundred number?
- 32:22Speaker 1: That's up there with that? It's up there with that
- 32:24Speaker 1: car dealership. That all they cared about was do you
- 32:27Speaker 1: have a job? Do you have ninety nine dollars? Then
- 32:29Speaker 1: you can get a new car. That's pretty much the
- 32:32Speaker 1: same enrollment process that Texas State used.
- 32:36Speaker 5: Yes, I was stunned. I was like, are we done?
- 32:41Speaker 5: Give me the name?
- 32:42Speaker 1: It was more stunned, Raj them or you?
- 32:45Speaker 5: Oh my god, he chose us.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Like the one kid on campus that had any that
- 32:51Speaker 1: had a score over twelve hundred.
- 32:54Speaker 5: I was the only Indian kid there.
- 32:57Speaker 1: Usually the Texas state scores are measured in blow blood
- 33:00Speaker 1: alcohol content.
- 33:06Speaker 5: We got a sixteen hundred. He's dead.
- 33:14Speaker 4: Listen online on Air dot com.
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- 33:29Speaker 4: Listen is online on Treehouse on Air dot com.
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- 33:54Speaker 1: This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
- 33:57Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth,
- 34:01Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Uh, Trey, we shared our we shared
- 34:07Speaker 1: our SAT scores. What about you? How'd you do on
- 34:10Speaker 1: the old SAT?
- 34:12Speaker 3: It's like a thirteen twenty on the SAT and which
- 34:17Speaker 3: made me it was borderline to get into ut Uh
- 34:23Speaker 3: then I got a thirty five on the act, so
- 34:25Speaker 3: that that did the trick.
- 34:26Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's grazesus.
- 34:29Speaker 1: Look for you, I'll tell you what for three guys
- 34:31Speaker 1: that whose expertise lies in stupid, we got pretty good
- 34:38Speaker 1: test scores. Not me, You guys do. Uh, but my
- 34:40Speaker 1: excuse is I was hungover.
- 34:44Speaker 5: And you got it in a ten sixty, said I.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Honestly, it was like ten sixty, ten eighty something like that.
- 34:51Speaker 5: Wow, yeah, he got an AM score.
- 34:55Speaker 2: I did.
- 34:55Speaker 1: I had an AM news radio score.
- 34:58Speaker 3: What did you get a day?
- 34:59Speaker 1: Dan? Would you get on your fat news radio ten
- 35:02Speaker 1: eight KRLD. The irony of that is I never worked
- 35:09Speaker 1: at ten eighty, but I while I didn't work at
- 35:13Speaker 1: KRL d AM, I did work at KRLD FM.
- 35:17Speaker 5: My parents wouldn't let me come home if I got it.
- 35:20Speaker 5: If I got a ten eighty, I'd be I'd be
- 35:23Speaker 5: walking the.
- 35:24Speaker 1: Streets disowned no longer. Yeah yeah for me, Like, I
- 35:31Speaker 1: didn't even care if I'm with my mom approved of
- 35:33Speaker 1: that score or not. I was like, I don't care.
- 35:35Speaker 1: All I care about is just hitting the minimum threshold
- 35:37Speaker 1: to get into UTA. I did that. I'm good And
- 35:40Speaker 1: she couldn't say squat about it at that time or
- 35:43Speaker 1: ever again, because I was the one paying for it.
- 35:46Speaker 1: So if you're paying for school, then I'll go back
- 35:49Speaker 1: as many times as you want me to to make
- 35:51Speaker 1: sure I improve on the score. But if I'm paying
- 35:54Speaker 1: for it, then I'm gonna be the one making that decision,
- 35:57Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
- 36:00Speaker 5: Yeah, that was I mean, my parents paid for paid
- 36:03Speaker 5: for college. That's why they were like, uh, and it's
- 36:06Speaker 5: going to be pre med correct, and no, I really
- 36:09Speaker 5: want to do theater and they're like, and it's going
- 36:10Speaker 5: to be pre med correct.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but I mean it worked out. I mean,
- 36:18Speaker 1: you were pre med at Texas State, which is just
- 36:20Speaker 1: another just another way of saying that your majorrinking drugs.
- 36:28Speaker 1: So it worked out.
- 36:31Speaker 2: All right.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thy twenty five. Wait
- 36:36Speaker 1: a second, So you got a thirteen twenty tray on
- 36:37Speaker 1: your set, a thirty five on the act and thirty
- 36:41Speaker 1: six is perfect, right because that's what that kid in
- 36:43Speaker 1: grape Vine got and you were concerned about getting into UT.
- 36:49Speaker 3: Yeah, even back then, UT was hard to get into.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I was top five percent of my class,
- 36:56Speaker 3: and I said with the thirteen twenty, I was I
- 36:58Speaker 3: was borderline. Yeah.
- 37:01Speaker 5: I got into UT and I missed a registration by
- 37:05Speaker 5: an hour. They don't let transfer students late registered, and
- 37:10Speaker 5: I was like, oh man, sorry, I just missed it
- 37:13Speaker 5: by an hour. I got the little grid wrong and
- 37:16Speaker 5: I had my dorm assignment and everything, and they're like nope.
- 37:19Speaker 5: And that's when my dad sant Marcus. I was like, okay, good, yeah.
- 37:28Speaker 1: And look at us all now, we're all doing so great. Yeah,
- 37:35Speaker 1: all right. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, twoenty twenty five.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Birthdays today. Rooney Mara turns forty. She like her other
- 37:46Speaker 1: like the other maraa girl. She's also an actress. She
- 37:50Speaker 1: was the girl with the dragon tattoo. She was also
- 37:55Speaker 1: Mary Magdalen in the movie from twenty eighteen. Their family
- 37:59Speaker 1: owns the New York Giants. That's the dad's family, the Maras,
- 38:04Speaker 1: they owned the Giant. The mom's family, the Rooneys, they
- 38:08Speaker 1: owned the Pittsburgh Steelers. So I mean you're talking about
- 38:10Speaker 1: NFL royalty. And these two kids have gone on to
- 38:14Speaker 1: some pretty good success as actresses, especially her sister Kate.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Other birthdays today. Luke Mitchell turns forty. He's from the
- 38:24Speaker 1: show blind Spot he was also Lincoln on Agents of Shield.
- 38:28Speaker 1: He's also doctor Ripley on Chicago med formerly known as
- 38:32Speaker 1: Posh Spice, now Missus Beckham. Victoria Beckham turns fifty one, Electra.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner turns fifty three today. Jennifer Garner turns fifty three.
- 38:43Speaker 1: Had one of those surprise awesome cameos in the new
- 38:46Speaker 1: Deadpool Wolverine movie. She also had a brief cameo in
- 38:51Speaker 1: front of Ben Affleck a few weeks ago where it
- 38:55Speaker 1: was like some family event, one of the kids parties.
- 38:58Speaker 1: So they were there even though they're divorced, and he's
- 39:01Speaker 1: now divorcing Jennifer Lopez and and uh, there was a
- 39:06Speaker 1: photo that surfaced of him cozying up trying to get
- 39:09Speaker 1: up on her hips, and that apparently got quickly shot
- 39:12Speaker 1: down by Jennifer Garner and no, no, no, no, no,
- 39:16Speaker 1: we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna call parent, but you
- 39:18Speaker 1: get your hands off these hips.
- 39:20Speaker 5: But her boyfriend broke up with her because of that picture.
- 39:24Speaker 1: That's not necessarily her fault. Did you take it out
- 39:28Speaker 1: on Batman?
- 39:33Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 39:34Speaker 5: But I think they'll get back together.
- 39:36Speaker 1: I don't now, I think because Everck is is clearly
- 39:40Speaker 1: a backslider. Jennifer Garner has shown no evidence that she's
- 39:43Speaker 1: into that at all.
- 39:44Speaker 3: Well, to her credit, I if I remember correctly, when
- 39:48Speaker 3: he first went off the deep end. Uh, even though
- 39:53Speaker 3: they were divorced, she was one of the people that
- 39:55Speaker 3: was key in getting him, like to someplace, to get
- 39:59Speaker 3: him some helm. So yeah, for Garner multiple times understatedly hot.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Did you ever see the movie she did called Peppermint?
- 40:13Speaker 3: I did not.
- 40:16Speaker 1: No reason other birthdays today.
- 40:22Speaker 5: Well did you see it?
- 40:24Speaker 1: It's an action movie. It was an action movie, and
- 40:27Speaker 1: I was at the gym, and I was like, you
- 40:28Speaker 1: know what, Jennifer Garner kicking ass. It's a it's a
- 40:32Speaker 1: gender bender type Okay, not like that. I mean it
- 40:37Speaker 1: was basically sort of like a female taken type of thing.
- 40:40Speaker 1: You know, instead of Liam liam Neeson throat chopping people,
- 40:43Speaker 1: it's Jennifer Garner doing it. So yeah, I was curious.
- 40:48Speaker 3: I wanted.
- 40:48Speaker 1: I figured, you know what, I've seen enough action movies
- 40:50Speaker 1: in my day. It's I think it's fair that I
- 40:54Speaker 1: give this female led violent vehicle a shot.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:00Speaker 3: So this is one of those movies that on Rotten
- 41:02Speaker 3: Tomatoes it's a dichotomy the tomato meter, which is the
- 41:06Speaker 3: critics thirteen percent.
- 41:10Speaker 5: Of course Dan watched it now.
- 41:12Speaker 3: On the popcorn meter, which is fans seventy percent.
- 41:16Speaker 1: That's actually about where I would put it. I'd probably
- 41:18Speaker 1: give it a seventy, which we've been talking about grades
- 41:21Speaker 1: a lot today. It's a solid C.
- 41:25Speaker 5: I just want to be able to walk up to
- 41:27Speaker 5: you and be like, hey man, you want to go
- 41:28Speaker 5: see Peppermint? And then you say yes, all right, sounds good.
- 41:36Speaker 5: Nobody's ever said that.
- 41:37Speaker 1: Is it about violent revenge? I'm in. It's my favorite.
- 41:42Speaker 1: It's my favorite plot. Other birthdays today, let me see so.
- 41:51Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner is fifty three today, Redman Rapper turns fifty five.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Adam McKay is fifty seven. He directed and co wrote
- 42:00Speaker 1: movies like Anchorman, Talladega, Knights, Step Brothers and the Other Guys,
- 42:05Speaker 1: all with Will Ferrell. Then he decided to go on
- 42:09Speaker 1: his own and he went straight basically and became an
- 42:13Speaker 1: Oscar winner by co writing The Big Short, which he
- 42:17Speaker 1: also directed. So Will Ferrell's former partner, Adam McKay turns
- 42:21Speaker 1: fifty seven today. I miss those types of movies Man, Anchorman, Talladega, Knights,
- 42:27Speaker 1: step Brothers, the other guys. Hollywood people have gone on
- 42:30Speaker 1: record lately of sayings like he can't really make those
- 42:33Speaker 1: movies anymore because everyone's too politically correct. I say, make
- 42:36Speaker 1: the movie, make the movie, have fun, and if people
- 42:39Speaker 1: have a problem with it, that's on them.
- 42:42Speaker 3: I think at some point someone will step out and
- 42:43Speaker 3: make a movie like that. It'll do really well, and
- 42:45Speaker 3: it'll but everyone's scared to you right.
- 42:48Speaker 1: Now, Hollywood, and it's Bags of Money is just a
- 42:53Speaker 1: bunch of chickens. If it's good, do it. If it's funny,
- 42:58Speaker 1: make it. Let's let's let's let's stop tender footing.
- 43:02Speaker 5: Around, not Talladega Nights was a good movie. That was terrible.
- 43:10Speaker 3: That was great, great, it was stupid, but it was funny.
- 43:15Speaker 1: Yeah, just like this show, So keep talking, Rod.
- 43:22Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't watch it.
- 43:27Speaker 2: You're Thereuse.
- 43:31Speaker 4: Visit us online a Treehouse on Air dot com.
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- 44:09Speaker 1: There you go, Thank you very much. This is the
- 44:12Speaker 1: Treehouse Show. I'm Dan along with Trey and Raj. Today
- 44:15Speaker 1: is Thursday, April seventeenth, twenty twenty five. Just a little
- 44:18Speaker 1: bit more left inside the treehouse to play with and
- 44:21Speaker 1: the final thing we're going to play with inside the
- 44:24Speaker 1: treehouse today is Uber has released its Lost and Found
- 44:28Speaker 1: Index from the year. Uber has released its most recent
- 44:32Speaker 1: Lost and Found Index, something they do every single year,
- 44:37Speaker 1: and they have a tendency to rank or rate some
- 44:41Speaker 1: of the most memorable lost items inside Uber vehicles. Are
- 44:46Speaker 1: you ready for the top ten?
- 44:48Speaker 7: All?
- 44:48Speaker 1: Right, here we go. Uber released it's twenty twenty five
- 44:51Speaker 1: Lost and Found Index categalogus. Jesus, I can't talk. I'm
- 44:56Speaker 1: just gonna say categalogs.
- 45:00Speaker 5: Where's that ten eighty?
- 45:01Speaker 1: Yeah, believe it or not. I have a good vocabulary. No,
- 45:09Speaker 1: you don't want to see the math side of that score.
- 45:14Speaker 1: Uber released its twenty twenty five Lost and Found Index,
- 45:17Speaker 1: which catalogs some of the most commonly forgotten and unique
- 45:21Speaker 1: items left behind by customers over the previous twelve months.
- 45:24Speaker 1: The top ten most unique lost items in ubers over
- 45:28Speaker 1: the last year have been number ten, the sticky boob bra.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Number nine a club promoter sign that read Annie's married
- 45:39Speaker 1: and it belongs to the club. Number eight someone left
- 45:43Speaker 1: behind a urinal, not a urinal cake, a whole ass urinal.
- 45:51Speaker 1: Number seven my turtle, I guess someone when they fill
- 45:57Speaker 1: out that I forgot my thing, they put my turtle
- 46:00Speaker 1: as opposed to just turtle, so it's not like just
- 46:03Speaker 1: a random turtle, it's their turtle. Number six, fine china.
- 46:11Speaker 1: Number five breast milk. That actually doesn't surprise me. That
- 46:15Speaker 1: makes sense. I could see, you know, like it just
- 46:17Speaker 1: it rolls, you know, in between the seats or something.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Number four A chainsaw. That's a good one. Yeah, that's big.
- 46:28Speaker 1: How do you forget that?
- 46:31Speaker 3: I'm surprised they would even let you in with a chainsaw.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Also a solid point trey. Thank you, Sorry, this is
- 46:37Speaker 1: the chainsaw free uber zone.
- 46:40Speaker 5: Yes all of them should be.
- 46:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:44Speaker 1: Number three on Ubers twenty twenty five Lost and Found
- 46:48Speaker 1: index a Ghostbusters ghost trap. Probably for Halloween. If it's
- 46:56Speaker 1: any other time of year, I'd be concerned.
- 46:59Speaker 5: No.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Number two a Viking drinking horn.
- 47:03Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.
- 47:06Speaker 1: All the great civilizations had their own version of a
- 47:10Speaker 1: beer bong and the Vikings have their drinking horn. The
- 47:14Speaker 1: cool thing about that is, I imagine after they've downed
- 47:18Speaker 1: the sweet Sweet nectar in the Viking drinking horn, they
- 47:21Speaker 1: could then blow it an accomplishment. And then finally, Number
- 47:28Speaker 1: one of the most unique lost items left in Uber
- 47:31Speaker 1: last year a mannequin head with human hair okay.
- 47:37Speaker 5: Or as it's called, the property of a serial killer.
- 47:43Speaker 1: Would it surprise you if it was found in the
- 47:46Speaker 1: same Uber as number four the chainsaw? I feel like
- 47:51Speaker 1: those would.
- 47:52Speaker 9: Be connected somehow, and the urinal either way, the most
- 48:02Speaker 9: or the Viking horn too, I mean, yeah, you're.
- 48:05Speaker 1: Right, yeah, what if this is just what if? The
- 48:09Speaker 1: what if? This is just all left in one Uber?
- 48:12Speaker 5: Okay, this is just one person.
- 48:14Speaker 1: Yeah, either way. The most forgetful cities according to Uber
- 48:21Speaker 1: over the last year, Number one is New York City.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Number two is Miami, Number three Chicago, number four, Los Angeles,
- 48:29Speaker 1: number five, Washington, DC, Number six, San Francisco, Number seven
- 48:33Speaker 1: is Boston. Number eight is Newark, New Jersey, and then
- 48:37Speaker 1: the Texas cities entered the chat of the most forgetful
- 48:40Speaker 1: cities according to Uber over the previous year. Dallas is
- 48:44Speaker 1: number nine. Houston is number ten.
- 48:49Speaker 5: I don't doubt it. I have an Apple tracking device
- 48:52Speaker 5: on my wallet. That's how forgetful I am.
- 48:59Speaker 1: We have a friend of our who forgets things all
- 49:01Speaker 1: the time, and he knows it. He kind of owns it,
- 49:05Speaker 1: so he makes sure to put the Apple tags in
- 49:08Speaker 1: all of his things, backpack, wallet. He has one on
- 49:12Speaker 1: his phone. What we didn't tell him is that we
- 49:14Speaker 1: also put one on him.
- 49:17Speaker 5: So he doesn't lose himself, just.
- 49:21Speaker 1: In case, because the last time he had a Viking
- 49:24Speaker 1: drinking horn it was it was weeks and this just
- 49:29Speaker 1: saves everyone a lot of trouble.
- 49:31Speaker 3: Dan, did y'all ever get back that the bag of
- 49:34Speaker 3: strap on you left and the uber in Seattle?
- 49:39Speaker 5: What you know?
- 49:41Speaker 3: The bad You were really upset about it.
- 49:45Speaker 1: None, that's not that's not true. You know what you are?
- 49:50Speaker 2: This is?
- 49:51Speaker 1: This is terrible because someone's going to hear this and
- 49:53Speaker 1: assume that that's true. It's kind of like scrolling social
- 49:56Speaker 1: media and seeing a post from the Onion and thinking
- 49:59Speaker 1: it's real. You're the onion tray, You're my onion.
- 50:02Speaker 3: You really want to go with that one?
- 50:08Speaker 2: Well? Not now?
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