Latest / Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe / Hoppe October! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.1.26)
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- 0:00Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
- 0:02Stand by. Mom and her husband, Brian, are headed
- 0:18for divorce court. Outfit that was all over the
- 0:26daily news. Mm -hmm. Out of their frickin' mind.
- 0:32Six months after a tabloid report put allegations
- 0:35about his private online activity in the spotlight.
- 0:38Yeah, I love when they use the word allegations
- 0:40because they want to be safe. Boy, y 'all saw
- 0:43that picture. Weird little blow -up outfit. Oh,
- 0:47yeah, he is definitely bi. Her court documents
- 0:51were viewed by E! News. Oh, thank God the E!
- 0:54News reviewed it. Oh, I was so worried about
- 0:58who was viewing it, but thank God it's E! News.
- 1:02Chris Deeth, the former DHS secretary who was
- 1:05fired by President Donald Trump in March. Yeah,
- 1:08he didn't know I'd been around her. Although
- 1:12there was that video like 26 years ago where
- 1:14he motorboated Rudy Giuliani, who's also mega.
- 1:17I don't know, weird how they do this. filed for
- 1:21divorce from Brian in South Dakota September
- 1:2328th. That's gotta be defeating, you know. Citing
- 1:26irreconcilable differences. You want penis and
- 1:29I do too, that's the problem. The filing comes
- 1:32after the Daily Mail published photos March 31st
- 1:35that the outlet said showed Brian wearing women's
- 1:37clothing and apparent fake breasts. Yeah, that's
- 1:42when you know it's not true love. She has to
- 1:45do it because she's mega. If they were just some
- 1:46open relationship like Tampa Morning Radio, they'd
- 1:52just deal on it. The outlet also alleged the
- 1:5556 -year -old, who shares three adult children
- 1:57with Christie... Yeah, it's got to be weird.
- 1:59Your dad just... I mean, I'm a progressive guy,
- 2:02so I don't think anybody... You know that mad
- 2:05judge is... Even though whenever there's like
- 2:08a big Republican event in cities, Grindr sells...
- 2:11I've been participating in online fetish forums
- 2:14and communicating with models. Hell yeah, at
- 2:17least he's not the guy from Wheel of Fortune.
- 2:21At the time, a rep for Christie said she was,
- 2:23quote, blindsided and devastated by... My husband
- 2:27wants the same thing as me! ...the report. Ah,
- 2:31that sounds bomb. Don't close to the ground.
- 3:39When you watch people with VR headsets that are
- 3:42short walking around, you're like, I know I'm
- 3:44freakishly tall. Mm -hmm. Because my name is
- 3:53Gareth Pinheiro. I'm both brothers with Ryan
- 3:59Hoppy. I get dizzy hearing that voice. Like,
- 4:39worse than a whiskey. He's got a film that he's
- 5:15at the gym. We're all gonna be mad at food, you
- 5:31know, someday. And we'll all be... It's not even
- 5:34someday because it's just you'll be dead. Your
- 5:38legacy. I know people hate me. You think you're
- 5:43some radio guy. Owners is too cheap to hire.
- 5:47The day the episode released. But if you're listening
- 6:27to our broadcast on Fresno's hot 97 .7 that it
- 6:31is Friday. I know it's a little confusing but
- 6:35I ain't gonna lie with this pre -recording. What
- 6:39we finna do kill the radio. And now starts in
- 8:33four. It's Hoppy Hour. I was trying Hoppy. You
- 9:25can always call the show, 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's
- 9:30856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio.
- 9:37You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
- 9:42.com. Oh, my God. Where did frickin' September
- 9:46go? It is now, October. It's un -frickin' -believable.
- 9:55Out of control. So let's celebrate October, I
- 10:00guess, as a time has gone by. Grab your jacket.
- 10:32Grab your mug. Tell that sleepy blanket, sorry.
- 11:00And it's hard. What's going on? Order in a second.
- 11:48But first, you gotta get hung. On your joint,
- 12:07your vape, your pen, and your lighter. Sometimes
- 12:13I misplace my lighter in my apartment. Really
- 12:17wish they had this thing. That was a known. That
- 12:21would be very nice. That would be known as the
- 12:24lighter on the stove. It's one of those like
- 12:27electric ones that fire doesn't come out. But
- 12:30I feel like if I were to, you know, light a joint
- 12:34off the oven, it'd be weird. But first, Alexa,
- 12:41are you ready to get high, baby? I'll have to
- 12:45pass on that. More for me. What a buzzkill you
- 12:52are. I want kind of a dreary vibe to this show
- 13:01because it's cloudy. Alexa, no one's talking
- 13:06to you. Cloudy in Florida weather. Alexa, stop.
- 13:21Or something else. Man, she's annoying. I am
- 13:29convinced that she is trolling me by consistently
- 13:33talking when I'm done talking to her. Drives
- 13:39me nuts. Alexa, stop. Let's let this go. And
- 13:50now we'll smoke the background. Sounds like a
- 14:1798 Rock morning show, you know? Time for trivia.
- 14:21We're crash. You're no longer AJ. All right,
- 14:26let's smoke. Oh, yeah. I went to Exotic Smokes.
- 14:45Oh, they're on 4th Street. They have these pre
- 14:52-rolls they probably can't sell in two months.
- 14:54It's all good, man. Till that. How can the government
- 14:59take this from us? That's right. The government's
- 15:04a bunch of scumbags. Would you assume anything
- 15:08was? Let me know what you're smoking. Andica,
- 15:16hybrid, satina. Whatever it is, I want to know
- 15:22about it. All right, there you go. It's quite
- 15:35the exciting show. Later on, we'll... I have
- 15:39a song for National Podcast Day and National
- 15:42Homemade Cookies and Pumpkin Spice Day. Isn't
- 15:49that exciting in the club? Seattle prosecutors
- 15:55are trying to ban the word gang and thug in the
- 16:00courtroom because it's triggering. Man, Seattle
- 16:06is not a cool city anymore. Brian, the cross
- 16:12-dressing ex -husband. Well, once the paperwork
- 16:16goes through, then that's the ex -husband. I
- 16:18think they're technically still married. He speaks
- 16:20out and says that his lawyer said, Brian is saddened
- 16:25that the marriage is ending and hopes for a private
- 16:27and amicable resolution. If court proceedings
- 16:31become necessary, he will truthfully share his
- 16:34perspective. Yeah, you want to dress like a woman.
- 16:39Chuck Schumer does not like Cornell University's
- 16:42handling of a gang rape case. Pete Davidson says
- 16:46he's a former drug addict. Macklemore Street,
- 16:49Palestine tour sold out. A Florida teen was hit
- 16:54on the highway by a truck after getting a haircut
- 16:58for a TikTok stunt. That is very dumb. Farrah
- 17:04Abraham looks dreadful. She got jaw surgery and
- 17:06she looks absolutely unrecognizable. Now, for
- 17:12this next woman, there's really not much to the
- 17:14headline, but whatever we talk about her. You
- 17:19know, you always need to play the intro to her
- 17:22former show because it is just such a banger.
- 17:27She was seen out and about with somebody. Hopefully
- 17:43she's getting banged on and everyone's plowing
- 17:45her in the club. But that's what she would want.
- 17:52She probably belches during sex, too. I mean,
- 17:54she was belching on TV. Here's her fart compilation.
- 18:06Two minutes and 40 seconds. Right here. This
- 18:10is the best of Wendy Williams on TV. It's a matter
- 18:12of time. She's not lonely. I apologize. I apologize.
- 18:19She's not lonely. But you can't even do that
- 18:22locker room thing. That cop wasn't playing that.
- 18:25I mean, you're lucky you only got battery. Yeah,
- 18:31that's a good show, that Wendy Williams. She
- 18:34was much better on the radio. It would be like
- 18:36if I did TV. I had a publicist last week when
- 18:39I interviewed somebody. I think you can figure
- 18:41it out if you've been following the show. She,
- 18:43I don't think, likes me anymore. She liked talking
- 18:47to me on the phone and whatnot. And then she
- 18:50heard this show and the vibe kind of changed
- 18:53a little bit. She called me another version of
- 18:56Wendy Williams. Sam Asghari was walking the fashion
- 19:00runway with his shirt off looking ripped. And
- 19:04I saw this headline here. And this is an example.
- 19:08if you don't want to meet your heroes too short
- 19:12says he'll be at diddy's welcome home party so
- 19:15pretty much too short uh just uh you know too
- 19:22short pretty much admitting that he's guilty
- 19:25so here is a too short too short baby his his
- 19:30prison sentence keeps getting Move down, down,
- 19:33down. He's going to be out of jail soon. We have
- 19:35the conversation in our newsroom very often of
- 19:37do you do we think that when he gets out, he's
- 19:40going to be able to have a career? Do you think
- 19:42he's going to be able to have a career when he
- 19:44gets out? I'm going to the Puff Daddy coming
- 19:49home party when he comes home. I'm going to the
- 19:51party. If he throws a party and welcome home.
- 19:54I am not a I'm not the kind of judgmental person.
- 20:00You know what it is, I mean, too shy to hide
- 20:03that song. Ain't got no haters back in, I don't
- 20:06know, what was it? 2020, 2019, it was a banger.
- 20:10I wish I could play it on here, but it's copyrighted.
- 20:13But the problem is that he doesn't really have
- 20:16much going on in his career. So now he's cloud
- 20:19chasing around a creep like Diddy. Who feels
- 20:25like anything outside of him kicking. Cassie
- 20:32on the floor and just in the manner he did that
- 20:37he has to be feeling he had to go through a lot
- 20:43of remorse I don't think so we're not going to
- 20:45let you talk too short I hate when we find out
- 20:48these rappers are terrible oh yeah things got
- 20:51heated between Adrian Broner and Crip Mac from
- 20:56the No Jumper podcast those freaking maniacs
- 20:59out here crazy All right, hang on. Just a bunch
- 21:08of talking there. I don't even know what was
- 21:11said, and I don't want to hear it. Blueface.
- 21:15Links back with Chrissy on rock and seemingly
- 21:17disses Nivea. Right here. Chrissy on rock just
- 21:24gangsta. Every time I think of Chrissy on rock,
- 21:30I feel like I got to fart. It's just, like, gross,
- 21:32you know? There you go. That's how I feel. Oh,
- 21:40I'm bigger than the program. That's what's going
- 21:41on. Chrissy Arnrock, dude. Just absolutely a
- 21:46delightful woman. Adam22 says, he and Chloe Cherry
- 21:52clapped cheeks back in 2018. I really am, Wendy.
- 22:00She's like farting and burping on TV. And what
- 22:03am I doing? Farting and burping on the radio.
- 22:06The mother of Extantion's son. Gek Yumi was charged
- 22:12on drug -related charges in Florida. That is
- 22:15not where you want to get charged with drugs,
- 22:17dude. That is not it at all. So Rick Ross, 50
- 22:24Cent reacts after Rick Ross' ex -girlfriend accuses
- 22:27him of domestic violence and calls him a punk.
- 22:30And this is before Rick Ross got arrested. So
- 22:35then Rick Ross gets arrested for assault. And
- 22:37then... Rick Ross was in court. And we'll play
- 22:42it later, but it was pretty funny. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
- 22:49It's 856 -494 -6773. Tinder is a launching group
- 22:55hangout where you can hang out with up to 15
- 22:57people. And what's funny is they're doing a group
- 23:00hangout, a little collage on Tinder, and it's
- 23:03showing... Lena the plug. I like calling her
- 23:06not Lena. Lena the plug surrounded by five guys
- 23:09and Adam 22. I guess it was maybe based off of
- 23:12her or that was just them using clickbait. Either
- 23:17way, dude. Not really into that. Not really my
- 23:21vibe. What are four signs you should walk away
- 23:25from a woman? The first one is she's extraordinarily
- 23:27judgmental of who you are as a man. Oh yeah,
- 23:31there's some women judge my fandom of radio and
- 23:33my obsession. God, I mean... You constantly feel
- 23:38judged by her for every single thing you do.
- 23:41It's definitely a sign you should walk away.
- 23:43Number two, she ranks high in neuroticism. In
- 23:45other words, her... Ah, yeah, they just, they're
- 23:47so uptight. Not the good type. Her emotions are
- 23:50up and down and up and down. And not the good
- 23:53up and down, you know? In one moment, it can
- 23:55feel like she really loves you. And the next
- 23:57moment, she hates you. All right. It's not most
- 24:00relationships. Isn't that how I'm muscling out?
- 24:03Here's G Herbo saying he's out of the rap game
- 24:06and might do a podcast. It's so sad. All these
- 24:15Chicago rappers, Ham, Chief Keef, Lil Baby, they
- 24:19all got out of the game. But then Lil Durk stayed
- 24:23at the party a little too long. Yeah, Alexa,
- 24:55what is G Herbo, the rapper's net worth? G Herbo's
- 25:00net worth is estimated around $3 million. Alexa,
- 25:04stop. He's got some time to sit around. Here's
- 25:09what Sonny Hostin thinks about the Cornell 7.
- 25:12Have the statement that Jane Doe wrote at that
- 25:17time. Just give it to us in a sentence. We don't
- 25:20have a lot of time. Why? Do you have to get to
- 25:24days of our lives? I hate the freaking time limit.
- 25:27No wonder podcasts do better. Jesus Christ. It's
- 25:30several pages long. I know, but... It's nine
- 25:32pages long. And I will say that under current
- 25:35New York state law, voluntary intoxication or
- 25:38drug use, and she voluntarily drank a lot. She
- 25:41voluntarily took snorted ketamine. Yeah, that
- 25:45ain't really a daughter you want. off of one
- 25:47of the boys' body parts. Oh, Lord, man. Even
- 25:52though she was highly intoxicated when she arrived
- 25:54at the... She was highly intoxicated, but had
- 25:58made plans to meet one of the young men. Boys.
- 26:03She allowed other boys and consented to other
- 26:06boys snorting ketamine off of her body. Oh, man,
- 26:10what a night. And under New York law... Voluntary
- 26:14intoxication or drug use that merely impairs
- 26:16judgment does not legally constitute an inability
- 26:19to consent to sexual activity. All right, there
- 26:22you go. What a delightful topic. Stuff like that
- 26:25I try to stay away from, but I'll play the opposing
- 26:28views. Oh, yeah! Here's everyone's favorite buzz
- 26:32down, known as Daphne Joy. I asked if she had
- 26:38a threesome with Kanye and Bianca Sensori. Getting
- 26:40out of you having a threesome. With Kanye and
- 26:44his wife, Bianca Sensori, in Vegas. Oh my God,
- 26:48Ryan. How about that? What a skank. You know
- 26:54my shit, don't I? Oh my God, I need some water.
- 26:58It's like the seventh time she's said that that
- 27:00day. And by the way, we would never say anything
- 27:03bad about Kanye. We love him. I hate these podcasters
- 27:07that are like kind of creepy and they're like
- 27:09interviewing porn stars and being kind of weird.
- 27:14You know? And good for him. This is great journalistic
- 27:19work on your behalf. Thank you. Yeah. I'm impressed.
- 27:26Thank you. Do you have anything to comment on
- 27:31the matter? I guess I would just say that they're
- 27:36definitely a very, very sexy hot couple. Oh,
- 27:40yeah. They totally did it. She's like a classier
- 27:43version of Selena. Well, man, Megan, the stallion
- 27:49says she's in constant pain. Yeah. She seems
- 27:52like she's never the problem. She's one of those
- 27:54broads that when she breaks up, it's everyone
- 27:57else's fault for not getting her greatness. Your
- 28:04spaghetti looks terrible. Shut up. We need more
- 28:07men approaching women in real life, and I see
- 28:09women complaining about this all the time. Yeah,
- 28:12I don't know. I'm afraid to approach a woman.
- 28:14They just look annoyed. You know when you're
- 28:19anywhere, a cover bar, a normal bar, Publix.
- 28:24rochester listening wagmans wherever and like
- 28:27you approach somebody and they just look so annoyed
- 28:30maybe because i'm six foot nine and have a limp
- 28:32but uh yeah they just don't seem to enjoy it
- 28:36the number one thing all men need to know about
- 28:40women there is only one piece of advice i could
- 28:43give after working with Oh, 400 men working with
- 28:47them. Over 400 single men is that when a woman
- 28:50is into you, she will do three things. And if
- 28:53she's not doing any of these three things, she's
- 28:56not into you. One, she'll text back. That phone
- 28:58lives in our hands. Oh, yeah. You know, when
- 29:01a woman's like, oh, I didn't see the text. Shut
- 29:03up. Shove it up your ass. If we're into a guy,
- 29:07he won't go multiple days without hearing from
- 29:09us. Two, she will make time to go out with you.
- 29:12There isn't a woman on this planet that's too
- 29:14busy to see. I always say that you're never too
- 29:17busy. All these women are dating after just sitting
- 29:20around. See the guy she's into. Three, she will
- 29:28be consistent. Yeah, any of the successful stuff
- 29:30I've had in my dating life, it was that. This
- 29:33one is for any lonely men watching. Yeah, what's
- 29:36up, babe? Lonely men looking for a relationship.
- 29:40Well, I don't know if I'm looking for a relationship,
- 29:41but I'm lonely. But I do look at my cat sleeping
- 29:44under bed all day, and I'm not that lonely. For
- 29:47a partner, I think that might be a huge chunk
- 29:49of the demographic watching here. All right,
- 29:52you're boring me. Let me give you a moment to
- 29:56play it out. I got to tell you, there are no
- 30:00single milfs in your area. That's a lie. It's
- 30:02a dirty lie. If you are looking to find a girl,
- 30:07I have a pro tip for you. This is going to just
- 30:11unlock it all for you. Learn to social dance.
- 30:15That is not a bad point. And go to social dances.
- 30:22That is not a bad point. I've seen it before.
- 30:25I'm just not very confident. Here's Indica Flowers
- 30:28talking about how she does not like really having
- 30:31sexual guys on camera. Okay, question number
- 30:33one. Because you are gay in real life, How do
- 30:37you get turned on by men when you film? Short
- 30:40answer, I don't. I'm faking it like the rest
- 30:45of them. So... God, she's hot. Filming, I mean,
- 30:50like, it's our job, right? So me and the male
- 30:53performer... are on set. We're both there to
- 30:56do a job. We're both there to get it done as
- 30:58quickly and efficiently as possible. So it's
- 31:00not... Wow, she really takes the fun out of it
- 31:02when you hear efficiently. You know, the guy
- 31:05wants it to go all night. A man went blind after
- 31:11taking a GLP -1. But hey, at least you're not
- 31:13skinny. Selena Pal on everyone's shit. Blows
- 31:21down. Issues and apology to Cardi B. No, no,
- 31:25no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to do that.
- 31:27I'm just on the spot, so it makes me kind of
- 31:29nervous. God, she sounds drunk. Man, she's beginning
- 31:32to hit that wall. Deadass I am. I hate when people
- 31:37say deadass. It sounds ignorant. I do apologize
- 31:40to Cardi. Deadass, I said that I fucked every
- 31:43single guy that you had. I didn't. I never fucked
- 31:46Stefan Diggs. I don't even know him. Yeah, so
- 31:49it was pretty much every other guy but Stefan.
- 31:53I do apologize. I was just having a heated discussion
- 31:56with Bobby. Oh yeah, he was plowing me from behind
- 32:00and I was regretting my life choices. You don't
- 32:03want to piss off the gay guy. Maybe you were
- 32:10plowing him from behind. So I didn't mean to
- 32:15take my anger out on you, babe. I love you. I'm
- 32:18sorry. What an ass kisser. But I said I fucked
- 32:25every single guy that she got. I didn't. Wow,
- 32:27her parents must just either not care about her
- 32:30or be so proud. That's your daughter right there.
- 32:35Here's Lil Wayne calls ex Maddie Cannon his fiance
- 32:39in new video. Congratulations. This is Madison.
- 32:46She's a candy pie. Congratulations. This is my
- 32:51fiance. Congratulations. Let us know what color
- 32:54we were in. I'm the best man, you heard me. Hey,
- 32:57man, he sounds nothing like when he raps. Weird
- 33:01guy, the little one. He's a legend, don't get
- 33:04me wrong. I'm sure she's with him for those riveting
- 33:07conversations. Oh, yeah. Hair's in a VSA and
- 33:13she's not scared of Christiane. That C's all
- 33:16over the internet because somebody should have
- 33:18something spicy in their head. Somebody from
- 33:19the crowd said, are you scared of Christiane?
- 33:21No. I know that's a fact. Oh, there's the lie
- 33:26detector guy. He's this guy called the lie detector
- 33:28guy, and they ask him things, and he sees that
- 33:33the person's lying right now. He goes on my homie
- 33:35Klein and Allie, Kevin Klein show. It's weird
- 33:39seeing him out and about. After you're done listening
- 33:43to Happy Hour, you need to listen to Klein and
- 33:44Allie, the best FM radio show. What's going on
- 33:47here? Mickelson voluntarily checked himself into
- 33:50a treatment facility. I'm Michael Babcock and
- 33:53this is A Minute with Mike. A rep for the beloved
- 33:57golfer told us that he received treatment for
- 33:59family trauma and for addiction. It all works
- 34:04out even though you're none. It's kind of a dish.
- 34:06What are four signs you should walk away from
- 34:10a woman? I don't know what. First one is she's
- 34:13extraordinarily judgmental of who you are as
- 34:15a man. If you constantly feel judged by her.
- 34:18Why does every guy in the manager sound like
- 34:21a wannabe? Andrew, I'll take it. For every single
- 34:23thing you do, that's definitely a sign you should
- 34:25walk away. Number two, she ranks high neuroticism.
- 34:28In other words, her emotions are up and down
- 34:30and up and down. In one moment, it can feel like
- 34:32she really loves you. And the next moment, she
- 34:35hates you. Number three, if she's trying to make
- 34:37you jealous. All right, there you go. Yeah, jealousy's
- 34:39not good at all. And here is Rick Ross's lawyer
- 34:42in court. Mr. Roberts is a celebrity. So I don't
- 34:49know. So what does that mean? I don't know, whatever.
- 34:52degree your honor can but i've asked that that
- 34:55his release be expedited he's in a red jumpsuit
- 34:57and for purposes of his safety i don't know what
- 34:59your honor can do i don't know hi mr roberts
- 35:02i have no idea who you are except as somebody
- 35:04here in the court who's going to be treated fairly
- 35:05just like everybody else here oh yeah what a
- 35:08dumb lawyer that's got 50 cents gonna run with
- 35:11that because he was arrested for his song yeah
- 35:14there's a record and a little bit of trouble
- 35:21So I'm not trying to be here all day. I'm not
- 35:23ready to play a song yet. I want to fly through
- 35:27these segments. Tony Mays was here the other
- 35:30day when he was on the show. He's like, why does
- 35:31your voice sound like Scott Farrell? I was like,
- 35:33probably because I'm yelling. And smoking weed.
- 35:37But first, before we do that, let's celebrate
- 35:41a national podcast day. It's national podcast
- 37:07day. I've recorded 242 days this year for shows.
- 37:16Alexa, how many days have there been so far in
- 37:192026? There have been 273 days in 2026 up to
- 37:26today, October 1st. So I've probably only not
- 37:29recorded in like 20 days. That is a dedication
- 37:33on my part. Let me pat myself on the back. Oh,
- 37:37I am so sore from patting myself on the back.
- 37:41All right, let's get back to this. What's going
- 37:48on in celebrity news? Oh, is that a freaking
- 37:55douchey? It's the Jennifer Hudson show. Johnny's.
- 37:59Dancing down the aisle. He's such a freaking
- 38:02weirdo. Brings his risky business dance moves
- 38:04to the Jennifer Hudson shows. Oh, yeah, dude.
- 38:07She's a hot ass woman. Spirit tunnel. The actor
- 38:11breaking out his Ray -Bans for a September 30th.
- 38:14I see he was out there doing everything going
- 38:17on here. Alona Mar reacts to her viral not safe
- 38:21for work moment on Dancing with the Stars. I
- 38:23am sick and tired of everything being not safe
- 38:27for work. Unless your frickin' nipples are out,
- 38:31you know? Unless they're everywhere, like Janet
- 38:35Jackson. It's not safe for work. It's safe for
- 38:38work, okay? Unless it's like, unfortunately,
- 38:42when it happened to Aaron Andrews or when the
- 38:45fappening came out in 2014, that was definitely
- 38:47not safe for work. After the professional rugby
- 38:52player went viral for accidentally making an
- 38:54unintentionally not safe for work gesture while
- 38:56appearing on Dancing with the Stars September
- 38:5829th. Would you flick off the camera? She is
- 39:01setting the record straight. Oh, they love saying
- 39:04it. Oh, she set the record straight. In case
- 39:07you missed it, during an on -camera moment on
- 39:10the Yacht Rock episode of Dancing with the Stars.
- 39:11Oh, that sounds douchey. Dancing with the Stars,
- 39:14first of all, is douchey. And then when you add
- 39:16Yacht Rock, it's no good. Stars host Alfonso
- 39:19Ribeiro was promoting the show's podcast when
- 39:21the camera. Oh, everybody's got a podcast. pans
- 39:26to Alonis sitting alongside her former season
- 39:2833 pro partner Alan Burstyn and fellow former
- 39:31contestant Andy Richter. The 30 -year -old points
- 39:34at the camera, then at the two next to her, before
- 39:36making a gesture with one hand on top of the
- 39:38other under her mouth. Immediately, she seems
- 39:48to realize her hand motions looked fairly similar
- 39:50to an intimate act. and winced before covering
- 40:01her mouth in shock. As for viewers who didn't
- 40:07catch her brief and silent on -camera apology,
- 40:09she made sure to clarify it all on her social
- 40:15media. Her Instagram stories on September 30th
- 40:25over a funny backstage selfie, You're making
- 40:31it a bigger deal. You're showing us what it looks
- 40:34like when you give guys pleasure and I'm done
- 40:36with that. You know what I mean? You know what
- 40:38I mean? By saying sorry, you made it a bigger
- 40:41deal. Sophia Bush and Ashlyn Harris are sharing
- 40:47insight into their intimate nuptials. Oh yeah,
- 40:50they got married. Nearly three years after the
- 40:53couple started dating, the pair announced that
- 40:55they tied the knot in a private ceremony held
- 40:57in summer 2025. Alright, cool. It was private
- 41:00because no one really cares. no one's gone i
- 41:03already forgot their name like this marriage
- 41:06people care a little more about jim carrey is
- 41:08living in eternal sunshine and that's because
- 41:11the 64 year old and he's six i would have thought
- 41:14like 60 64 years old is crazy his partner min
- 41:18ah have officially tied the knot a spokesperson
- 41:21for carrie confirmed i see mary the hot ass asian
- 41:25woman Aubrey Plaza is back on the red carpet.
- 41:29On September 30th, the Parks and Recreation alum
- 41:32makes her first public appearance since she and
- 41:34Christopher Abbott welcomed their first baby
- 41:36this summer. I am wondering now, the timetable,
- 41:41they're acting like she met after her husband
- 41:43killed himself, her ex -husband, or they were
- 41:45separated. But a part of me wonders if there
- 41:48was some collusion or maybe she was begging him
- 41:53while he was still alive. Stepping out for the
- 41:56premiere of his new Netflix series, East of Eden.
- 41:59She looks pretty freaking good. When you're rich
- 42:01and famous, you can rock that body back to normal.
- 42:12Haskins was the principal of a generation, bringing
- 42:15order to the halls of... I don't know. I've watched
- 42:18a lot of Saved by the Bell episodes. I can't
- 42:20tell you one. I watched it in reruns on WCIU,
- 42:24Channel 26. They're you in Chicago. Bayside High,
- 42:28every Saturday morning. Yeah, so he died. That
- 42:32just kind of makes you feel old a little bit.
- 42:34All right, on Capitol Hill Tuesday, Jack Smith,
- 42:38the former special counsel who tried to prosecute
- 42:40President Trump. Yeah, this was a weird little
- 42:43moment here. Based Senate Republicans who say
- 42:46he unfairly targeted the GOP. One senator went
- 42:49as far as to suggest that Smith was lying, but
- 42:52he was the one who was wrong. Ed O 'Keefe has
- 42:55more from... This is a hilarious story. Usually
- 42:57we don't talk about the Senate, but I promise
- 42:59you, this made me laugh so hard. White House
- 43:02Ed, that was a jaw -dropping moment. Good morning.
- 43:04You know what else is jaw -dropping? That they've
- 43:06nominated you to be the sexiest man alive. I
- 43:08thought Gail was going to help me with my writing.
- 43:10Wow, them fucking morning news is not funny.
- 43:13Read the headlines, Jerry. I guess not. That
- 43:19brought her off the list. Look, let's just say,
- 43:23Vlad, that Missouri Senator Eric Schmidt thought
- 43:25he was going to dunk on a witness, but instead
- 43:27he missed and completely messed up his shot.
- 43:30God, this guy's freaking dorky. Shut up, dude.
- 43:34You're a boomer. Go away. Schmidt accused Smith
- 43:37of attending an Atlanta Hawks NBA game in February
- 43:402024. He alleged it was to collude with Fulton
- 43:45County District Attorney Fannie Willis, who was
- 43:47investigating the president's alleged meddling
- 43:49in Georgia's 2020 elections. The only problem?
- 43:52Later testimony revealed Smith was hundreds of
- 43:54miles away at an Iowa Hawkeyes women's college
- 43:59basketball game. Ah, it's great. Take a look.
- 44:05Did you go to an NBA game between the Golden
- 44:08State Warriors and the Atlanta Hawks on February
- 44:103rd, 2024? What is that? What city would that
- 44:15be in? Atlanta. No. Okay. I recall going to a
- 44:20University of Maryland basketball game where
- 44:23Caitlin Clark was playing. Man, this dude that
- 44:27asked the question. You know when you have a
- 44:30bad day at work and you drive home in silence?
- 44:32That's what this was. A University of Maryland
- 44:37basketball game where Caitlin Clark was playing.
- 44:40Right around that time. Could it then be that
- 44:44the University of Iowa is the Hawkeyes? The woman
- 44:49knows more than you. Could that be it? And maybe
- 44:52before we show this kind of thing. She doesn't
- 44:57know I'm like this. What a waste of fucking time
- 44:59these mutants are. I know, but if he was at an
- 45:03Iowa game, is that correct? It was because Caitlin
- 45:06Clark was coming to Maryland to play. All right,
- 45:08there you go. Riveting stuff. I know, but that
- 45:14might be the confusion over the names of the
- 45:16team, but perhaps you should have looked at it
- 45:18more carefully. Whoa, you don't want to piss
- 45:20on this, bro. You saw a Democrat slam Schmitz.
- 45:27There you go. What an idiot. Why would anyone
- 45:30go to a Hawks game? Sisters Wynonna and Ashley
- 45:34Judd are taking a break for now. Yeah. Life is
- 45:39way too short to not talk to your siblings. Now,
- 45:41I'll be honest. I cannot relate to having a sibling
- 45:44because I do not have any. But I'm telling you,
- 45:48I know people that have not talked to their siblings
- 45:51for years and they regret it later on. So shut
- 45:54up and grow up. with the country singer revealing,
- 45:57she's doing her thing and I'm doing mine. The
- 46:0062 -year -old tells, Well, that's fair enough.
- 46:03You don't really want to be around. People in
- 46:06an interview published September 30th that she
- 46:08and the actress are not currently connected.
- 46:11Yeah, you're going to regret that when one of
- 46:13you is on the deathbed. Or not. You might just
- 46:16be a dirty rat in person. Bynonna explaining,
- 46:19we're taking a break, which all families can
- 46:21relate to. No, we can't because we're not rich
- 46:24and famous creeps like you. she's doing her thing
- 46:27and i'm doing mine well yeah at least facetime
- 46:30or text you're gonna regret it i did not get
- 46:32along with my dad and guess what he died of cancer
- 46:36and now i regret it but winona is confident the
- 46:39sisters both daughters of late country icon naomi
- 46:42judd oh yeah we're all fans of these nepo babies
- 46:45no wonder they're so uptight their nepotisms
- 46:49will absolutely reconnect they should reconnect
- 46:55They should reconnect on the Joe show. You know,
- 46:57nepotism. Outlet distances, nothing specific.
- 47:00Adding that Ashley travels frequently. Blah,
- 47:04blah, blah. You're going to regret it. I promise
- 47:07you. I promise you in the club. Are you dating?
- 47:12No, my kids right now, I think there's a lot.
- 47:17It's Kelly Clarkson. She's not dating. What?
- 47:19Are you dating? Why does every gay podcast sound
- 47:24like that? It's not every gay. I have every gay
- 47:25pun. Are you dating? Hi, everybody. It's Dolly,
- 47:30and I am so proud to invite you to my life of
- 47:34many colors museum. Yeah, she got her own museum
- 47:37now. It's weird hearing her when you know she's
- 47:41dead. Last night, the crowd was buzzing as Wu
- 47:48-Tang Clan's own Method Man took the stage, and
- 47:50he did not disappoint. Man, Method Man's a good
- 47:53-ass actor on the show. Power. But it was one
- 47:58heartwarming moment that truly stole the show.
- 48:01Midway through his performance, Method Man spotted
- 48:03a young fan in the front row. Without hesitation,
- 48:05he invited her up on stage. Oh, yeah, that was
- 48:08totally because he's not creepy or anything.
- 48:10Has foodie culture gone too far? Not for these
- 48:16people, who lined up outside a bakery in New
- 48:19York's upscale Soho neighborhood, prepared to
- 48:22spend $60... on a loaf of rye bread. Ah, that
- 48:26is the most New York City thing I've ever heard.
- 48:30I bet you can get bread that good for $5 at all
- 48:33of these. Your boy, Miss Clancy. I had dirty
- 48:40running bread. A dramatic turn in the Lindsay
- 48:43Clancy case. Weird. It bothers me that I find
- 48:47her hot. She's got that long hair. It's real
- 48:50sexy. you know she would absolutely positively
- 48:54ruin your life. Where does she say that she did
- 48:59this? Okay, just because she hasn't admitted
- 49:02it doesn't mean she didn't do it. Because first
- 49:06of all, why would she admit she did it? That's
- 49:09her lawyer talking. Hearing today, defense attorney
- 49:11Kevin Reddington arguing explicitly and for the
- 49:15first time that there's no evidence Clancy ever
- 49:18admitted to killing her three children. When
- 49:22she comes out of this obvious... I don't need
- 49:25to hear this, you know, if you're defending her,
- 49:27don't talk to me. But I do feel like I need to
- 49:31address some rumors going around or... Oh yeah,
- 49:35they're saying that they want to hear him off
- 49:37of Dancing with the Stars and his dancer has
- 49:39to defend herself because she's probably guilty.
- 49:43Or some opinions, speculations, whatever you
- 49:45want to call it. Dancing with the Stars pro Whitney
- 49:48Carson isn't waltzing around fans' take on her
- 49:51elimination reactions or the questions around
- 49:54her pregnancy. I said this without saying, but
- 49:57here I am saying it. I am truly so grateful to
- 50:01continue on in this competition week after week
- 50:04with Guillermo because he really... deserves
- 50:07it whitney taking the tiktok september 29th to
- 50:10explain that she and partner guillermo rodriguez
- 50:13have landed in the bottom three each week of
- 50:15season 35 that sucks why don't we do it with
- 50:18the freaking worldly stars talk about 50 cent
- 50:2950 cent is reacting to reports that sean diddy
- 50:31combs watched the netflix documentary sean combs
- 50:33the reckoning while in prison yay that can't
- 50:37be fun 50 Cent was heavily involved in the documentary,
- 50:40which explores Diddy's legal situation and the
- 50:42allegations surrounding him. The documentary
- 50:44received a lot of attention when it was released.
- 50:47Some people criticized 50 Cent for being involved
- 50:49in the project, while others viewed it as an
- 50:51important look at the case. Yeah, if you were
- 50:53upset by it, you're a Diddy defender. What's
- 50:58going on here? Miranda Kerr is back to strutting
- 51:02her stuff in the city of love. Gosh, she said
- 51:05it never stops. Freaking hot piece of ass as
- 51:08well. The model appeared on a runway for the
- 51:11first time in nearly 10 years. Alright, isn't
- 51:14that the best news you've heard all day? Rick
- 51:19Ross is facing legal trouble. The Hustlin' rapper
- 51:26was arrested on October 1st in Miami on domestic
- 51:34violence charges, according to jail records viewed
- 51:37by E! News. Wow, you viewed it? No way! Everybody
- 51:43did. His real name is William Leonard Roberts
- 51:46II. I would call myself Rick Ross, too, if that
- 51:50was my name. Was booked at the Miami -Dade County
- 51:53Jail. Just after 6 a .m. local time on October
- 51:561st, the 50 -year -old was charged with battery
- 51:59by strangulation. Damn, he's 50, dude. Oh, he's
- 52:02old, man. And held with a $5 ,000 bond. That
- 52:08is very light. That's easy for him to get bonded
- 52:10out in the club. You know what I mean? What's
- 52:14going on here? Mario Lopez is also getting candid
- 52:20about his residuals from Saved by the Bell. Only
- 52:23after his former co -star Tiffany Thiessen revealed
- 52:26that she makes, quote, negative money from the
- 52:28NBC series residuals, Mario echoes her sentiment,
- 52:32writing in a September 30th post on X Real Talk.
- 52:35Tiffany's candid reflection went viral earlier
- 52:37this month due to the shocking amount she receives
- 52:40from the famously rerun series. She explained
- 52:43on Page Six Radio, I think it has dried out.
- 52:46It's like negative now. It costs more to print
- 52:48the check. And despite the massive success of
- 52:51the series, the actress said her role was never
- 52:53truly lucrative. A TV star gone too soon, Matthew
- 53:21Perry. My brother. Man, he's been dead, what,
- 53:24in three years? That is absolutely positively
- 53:27crazy. A feeling of emptiness or loneliness that
- 53:32he couldn't quite fill. He spent $7 million trying
- 53:37to get sober. That's how seriously he took his
- 53:40disease. There you go. Rest in peace, Dan. He
- 53:43didn't take it that seriously. With the most
- 53:47powerful tech executive standing behind him,
- 53:50President Trump declaring AI leaders should police
- 53:53themselves. Oh yeah, that's, you know what, drug
- 53:56dealers should police themselves as well. After
- 54:00weeks of dire warnings about the threat it could
- 54:02pose to humanity. Whatever, I'm going to die
- 54:04someday, you know what, who cares. This morning,
- 54:09dangerous downpours are drenching the southwest
- 54:11as a powerful storm system, fueled in part by
- 54:14the remnants of Hurricane Polo, is expected to
- 54:17impact millions of Americans across dozens of
- 54:22states this week. Well, this just in, the U .S.
- 54:30military confirms the withdrawal of all troops
- 54:33stationed in Iraq. This withdrawal was negotiated
- 54:36by the Biden administration back in 2024. Troops
- 54:39have been in Iraq for the last 12 years. All
- 54:42right, that's good. Shout out to anybody that
- 54:44serves. You're a badass. Well, it could cost
- 54:48you a lot more to fly to your holiday destination
- 54:50this year. It hit a 10 -year high, which sucks.
- 54:53I have to, literally, my plane is at 5 .30 a
- 54:58.m., and I have to take two flights, one to Atlanta,
- 55:00both times. It's insane. It's out of control,
- 55:05just because that was the cheaper flight. But
- 55:08let me cheer myself up. Let's play National.
- 55:12What is it again? There's so many of these days.
- 55:14National Homemade Cookie and Pumpkin Spice Day.
- 55:16Right now. We're on the counter. Cinnamon in
- 55:29a mixing bowl. In a chair. Butter on his elbow.
- 55:37Dough upon his table. He says these cookies need
- 55:41a taste test. We all know why. It's Pumpkin Spice
- 55:46Day. Pass the plate. It'll sound. Number starts
- 56:00a beeping. The neighbors start to peek. A cookie
- 56:02shaped like a pumpkin with one crooked cheek.
- 56:04Ryan takes a bite and gives the grand review.
- 56:06Needs a little more. You know, I better help
- 57:05you out. 8 -5 -6 -49 -Hobby. Ben Affleck is breaking
- 57:14his silence on the deaths of his parents. The
- 57:17Oscar winner reflecting on the loss of his mom
- 57:19and dad in a recent episode of Kerry Washington's
- 57:22Streets You Grew Up On, explaining my parents
- 57:25just died, both of them, in April and in June.
- 57:28Adding, it's sort of a big thing, and it's caused
- 57:31me to start thinking about my own childhood immortality.
- 57:36in ways that has been a little bit different.
- 57:39Affleck noting he started to think differently
- 57:41about his mom, Chris, who was reportedly diagnosed
- 57:44with pancreatic cancer in 2025. He shares, I've
- 57:48certainly learned to even more deeply appreciate
- 57:51my mom. Yeah, I feel that. I did not really get
- 57:57along with my dad growing up, but man, he was
- 58:00better than most dads. and really value and see
- 58:04what she did ben's brother casey affleck previously
- 58:07revealed the loss of their father timothy dedicating
- 58:10his film company to his parents all right there
- 58:13you go noting they were very important to me
- 58:16all right rest in peace people you know what
- 58:19i mean i don't understand farrah abraham was
- 58:22such a hot ass woman she did that good porn that
- 58:26she claimed was leaked even though i had professional
- 58:29cameras everywhere and she's very progressive
- 58:32with her daughter, and I'll say it that way,
- 58:34but she is absolutely, positively out of control.
- 58:39She got this new jaw surgery, and she looks,
- 58:41I don't even know what she looks like. I can't
- 58:46stand when pretty girls do this to their body.
- 58:50Farrah Abraham is on a long road to recovery.
- 58:54Double disc jaw surgery has left the Teen Mom
- 58:57alum unable to speak with her manager. It's the
- 59:00best thing that I'm kidding. Feeling that you'll
- 59:02have to consume all of her meals through a straw
- 59:04for the next two months. Man, she's used to sucking
- 59:09on things. What the hell's wrong with you? You're
- 59:14so beautiful. Alexa, how old is Alexa? How old
- 59:18is Farrah Abraham? Farrah Abraham is 35 years
- 59:24old. Wow, she's only two years older than me.
- 59:27Alexa, what year was Farrah Abraham born? Farrah
- 59:32Abraham was born in 1991. Wow, she would have
- 59:35known. Wow. Telling the Daily Mail in a statement
- 59:38published September 29th, Farrah cannot speak
- 59:40because her jaw is wired shut. Ah, yeah, you
- 59:42know every accent she has to run her mouth about
- 59:45is happy. And her face is extremely swollen.
- 59:50Yeah, she looks really bad. I don't know. It's
- 59:52got to be some mental illness. And hi. Hollywood,
- 59:56where they think they always have to look weird.
- 59:59Alexa, do you think there's a problem in Hollywood
- 1:00:04where celebrities like Farrah Abraham have to
- 1:00:07constantly get their face changed or the Kardashians?
- 1:00:14Yeah, there's definitely a whole culture around
- 1:00:16it. Farrah Abraham just went under the knife
- 1:00:18for major double disc jaw surgery that's left
- 1:00:21her face looking totally unrecognizable right
- 1:00:23now. She's literally wired shut and can't even
- 1:00:26speak for a couple months. The Kardashians have
- 1:00:28been open about their procedures, too. So it's
- 1:00:30kind of become this thing where celebrities feel
- 1:00:32this pressure to keep tweaking their look. She's
- 1:00:35in a severe amount of pain and is really struggling.
- 1:00:38Yeah, you know, she regrets it. Also, you have
- 1:00:40like a daughter you have to communicate with,
- 1:00:42man. Both physically and mentally. Alexa, how
- 1:00:45old is Farrah? Alexa, how old is Farrah Abraham's
- 1:00:49daughter? Sophia Abraham, Farrah's daughter,
- 1:00:54is 17 years old. Yeah, I mean, this is like the
- 1:00:57time when you need to communicate with them.
- 1:00:58Alexa, shut up. As a result of the procedure,
- 1:01:01which her team said was medically necessary,
- 1:01:03Farrah has a long incision in stitches along
- 1:01:05her jaw and neck, which extend up across her
- 1:01:08ears. Behind bars using a cell phone, which is
- 1:01:33prohibited for federal inmates. NBC News said,
- 1:01:36Isn't it nice when you hear that these creepy
- 1:01:38criminals are able to do things like this? As
- 1:01:42he's allegedly using it to scroll Instagram and
- 1:01:45look at nude photos sent by an old girlfriend.
- 1:01:48Oh yeah, and boyfriend. Thank you for that D
- 1:01:51-Pick, Meek Mill. And that's just the beginning.
- 1:01:55Yeah, this drives me nuts, man. I'm just absolutely
- 1:01:59over these celebrities getting treatment. And
- 1:02:01then they're like, why does everyone hate us?
- 1:02:03Because you get away with everything. And told
- 1:02:05the network he drank Hennessy with Diddy. And
- 1:02:07other inmates are reportedly cooking him special
- 1:02:09meals. Oh, yeah. He gives them the loving afterwards,
- 1:02:14but they got to settle their stomach first. Like
- 1:02:16pizza and onion rings. I'm real picky about the
- 1:02:19food. The disgraced rap mogul, who's worth an
- 1:02:22estimated $400 million, is also reportedly paying
- 1:02:26inmates to give him massages, make his bed. Oh,
- 1:02:29yeah. What about the handies? And clean the shower
- 1:02:33and toilet. I'm real picky about bathrooms. Oh,
- 1:02:37yeah. You know, it's been an adjustment for the
- 1:02:39homie in the club. Does money outside of prison
- 1:02:42usually translate to power inside of prison?
- 1:02:45It translates to influence. Oh, yeah, and he's
- 1:02:48Diddy, and he's probably laughing and making
- 1:02:51everyone feel good. You know, the average inmate
- 1:02:54has less than $100 in their account, so inmates
- 1:02:56will do whatever they need to do to make money
- 1:03:00because typically inmates are only making about
- 1:03:03$0 .30 to $0 .45 an hour. Hey, Diddy, if we are
- 1:03:07doing that loving tonight, we can't have Mexican
- 1:03:09food. 8 -5 -6. 49 hobby. Alexa. Breakdown tonight's
- 1:03:26Thursday night football game. Tonight's Thursday
- 1:03:31night football pits the Cleveland Browns against
- 1:03:33the Pittsburgh Steelers at 8 .15 p .m. ET. Both
- 1:03:37sit at 2 -1, so the winner grabs the AFC North
- 1:03:39lead. It's a quick turnaround for the Steelers
- 1:03:42after beating the Bengals, and the Browns are
- 1:03:44looking to keep their home field streak alive.
- 1:03:48Alexa, who do you think's going to win? The Steelers
- 1:03:53look a bit favored, about a two -point spread,
- 1:03:55but the Browns have that home field edge. I'd
- 1:03:58lean toward Pittsburgh pulling a win, maybe 24
- 1:04:00-20, though Cleveland could surprise. Alexa,
- 1:04:05what if the same Deshaun Watson that played against
- 1:04:08the Buccaneers shows up? Then they might win,
- 1:04:10baby. Looks like you meant Deshaun Watson. He
- 1:04:15tossed two... What did I say? Oh, whatever, bitch.
- 1:04:18It's now like you're perfect. Alexa, shut up.
- 1:04:33Let's f***ing go, man. Cleveland is rocking right
- 1:04:37now. It's a f***ing Taylor Swift song. It's called
- 1:04:42Cleveland. Cleveland's rocking out to your broads
- 1:04:44and only music. Can we just have an honest review?
- 1:04:49Have them go, ah, it's an okay song. It's not
- 1:04:52that good. They're going to play it, so I can't
- 1:04:55really play it. Antonio Brown's plea deal delayed
- 1:04:59an attempted murder case. That's just good stuff
- 1:05:02going on, dude. Last night, the Cubs lost. I
- 1:05:13was trying to listen to the game, you know. You're
- 1:05:15listening on the radio. So I turn on the Odyssey
- 1:05:18app. And I guess the MLB has a rule where if
- 1:05:22you're not in that zip code of the Chicago area,
- 1:05:24you can't hear the game. So I literally had to
- 1:05:27go to SiriusXM. So I was like, man, FM radio
- 1:05:30does it to itself. Also, I have a select amount
- 1:05:36of friends that if I'm around them in person,
- 1:05:39I'm telling you, I cannot at all. watch sports
- 1:05:43with them. They'll have a bet on the game and
- 1:05:45their freaking anger comes out and it scares
- 1:05:47me. And also, I want to do a quick a funk a dad
- 1:05:53because we don't do funk dad a lot. And if you
- 1:05:55don't know what funk dad is, I'm going to teach
- 1:05:57you what funk a dad is. That was the wrong one.
- 1:06:02We're getting to that point of the show where
- 1:06:04I've been talking for like an hour in a row so
- 1:06:06I'm getting a little sloppy. Question out there.
- 1:06:12Why is it that X, aka Twitter, If I look up one
- 1:06:16thing, it shows me a bunch of it on my timeline
- 1:06:18for an hour. Maybe it's because Grock is autistic.
- 1:06:22Man, funk that. Just because I typed in one tweet
- 1:06:28does not mean I want it around the whole night.
- 1:06:32That was something I've been holding on to, you
- 1:06:38know. Also, I think we need to get into it. It's
- 1:06:47time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with
- 1:06:49Ryan Hoppy. I posted last night about the prices.
- 1:06:53back in 2006 at Taco Bell. And someone said,
- 1:06:59we are getting old as F, as F, and getting screwed
- 1:07:03over by the boomers. And my former classmate,
- 1:07:06Jacob Cerullo, said, we are, you used to be able
- 1:07:09to eat like a king for $5, man, the good old
- 1:07:12days. I remember one of the reasons why I liked
- 1:07:18Tampa Bay was Carl Crawford stole a base in 08.
- 1:07:22And if a base was stolen, you would get free
- 1:07:25time. Tacos at Taco Bell. Man, they hooked us
- 1:07:30up. All right, so that's what's going on there.
- 1:07:39I'm just trying to go through everything today.
- 1:07:40I might leave some news for tomorrow, but I might
- 1:07:44take Friday off. But I also might do the show
- 1:07:46because, you know, I'm a single guy, you know,
- 1:07:50so this kind of feels devoid of nothing happening.
- 1:07:53You know what I mean, Jelly Bean? Time for Royal
- 1:07:55Family News. Yo, yo. Static crackle mic pops,
- 1:08:03Hoppy Owl was live. Spittin' flames on the royals,
- 1:08:06watch them squirm and dive. Prince Andrew creepin'
- 1:08:09Epstein's ghost in the air. Royal bloodline dirty,
- 1:08:12but they actin' on fair. Megan playin' victim,
- 1:08:14spotlight a game. Got the crown shook, can't
- 1:08:17handle the flame. Nipple babies flexin', silver
- 1:08:20spoons in they fists. But Hoppy callin' foul,
- 1:08:22they can't duck from the disc. Hoppy Owl, two
- 1:08:25bombs, hittin' the queen's teeth slippin'. But
- 1:08:36the kettle stay hot, Hoppy's throwin' shots.
- 1:08:38Royal eagles gettin' close, walls crumble. From
- 1:08:41the words that he spoke, Prince Andrew's alibi?
- 1:08:44Nah, that's a joke. Meghan preaching kindness,
- 1:08:47but the script on the line. Hoppy peeping through
- 1:08:49the curtain, seeing truth in decline. Royal rules
- 1:08:51ancient, dust on the crown. Hoppy breaking chains,
- 1:08:55burning it down. Static buzz, voice highs, airwaves
- 1:08:58on fire. Taking on the monarchy, call them the
- 1:09:01town crier. Speaking truth to power, they can't
- 1:09:03muzzle the sound. Ah, you know what I mean. A
- 1:09:11gentleman. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have
- 1:09:15no tolerance for paparazzi in a school zone.
- 1:09:18Listen. As much as I can't stand the royal family,
- 1:09:22I have to side with them on this. The paparazzi
- 1:09:24are freaking losers. After two photographers
- 1:09:27were seen by staff at the UK school where Prince
- 1:09:30Archie and Princess Lilibet attend, the royal
- 1:09:32couple's rep addresses the breach. Their spokesperson
- 1:09:34told E! News in a September 30th statement, the
- 1:09:37decision by the photographers to conduct themselves
- 1:09:40in this way around a school is extraordinarily
- 1:09:42reckless. Ah, that's one way to put it. There
- 1:09:47is a world of difference between legitimate media
- 1:09:49activity and photographers walking around the
- 1:09:51perimeter of a school. All right, so it's time
- 1:09:54for side chick news. 49 Hoppy. 8, 5, 6, 4, 9,
- 1:12:524, 6, 7, 7, 3. At Ryan Hub, your radio. Always
- 1:13:01email me. Your radio, g1 .com. Oh, yeah. Oh,
- 1:13:07yeah. The breakup of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen
- 1:13:33ended one of pop culture's most celebrated couples.
- 1:13:37Yeah. And I think as time goes by, we're figuring
- 1:13:40out that he chill on a pregnant Bridget Moynihan
- 1:13:44with a side chick known as Gisele Bundchen. I
- 1:13:51think the sooner everybody, man, sports radio
- 1:13:54hated when I said this. But I think the sooner
- 1:14:00we can admit that she's a side chick and that
- 1:14:02they began on infidelity and that if you wife
- 1:14:04down the side chick, it's going to end in infidelity
- 1:14:08because your relationship began on it. That was
- 1:14:11not the smartest choice. With him being an NFL
- 1:14:15great, if not the great, and her a beauty and
- 1:14:19style icon. Yeah, you know, she didn't want him
- 1:14:22to play football. He had another 55 years to
- 1:14:24do nothing. She could have waited a year. This
- 1:14:27is why when you're a man, if a woman's trying
- 1:14:30to see black your career, your career comes first.
- 1:14:34Because they can leave whenever. Their partnership
- 1:14:37appeared to be the epitome of success. Yeah,
- 1:14:40we all saw it after the Super Bowls in the 2010s.
- 1:14:43It seemed like they loved each other. So many
- 1:14:45levels. She is a side chick and he is a weird
- 1:14:49guy. A little piss missile. So how did they find
- 1:14:52themselves in the marriage end zone? As fans
- 1:14:55know, Tom famously played for the New England
- 1:14:57Patriots and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh, we
- 1:15:00know. He and Giselle shared two children together,
- 1:15:02daughter Vivian and son Benjamin. It's got to
- 1:15:05be weird when you have like your freaking mom,
- 1:15:07you know, just have a bus down. With Giselle
- 1:15:10also being stepmom to Tom's son Jack, who he
- 1:15:13previously welcomed with ex Bridget Moynihan.
- 1:15:15I think people are so weird about cheating. Like,
- 1:15:18obviously he cheated on Bridget Moynihan. It
- 1:15:21was so much hotter than Giselle. But you know,
- 1:15:24Giselle brought the rock to some bed. And though
- 1:15:29the fracturing of the relationship appeared sudden
- 1:15:32to the public, it unraveled gradually behind
- 1:15:34the scenes. Yeah, I bet when Antonio Brown moved
- 1:15:38in during COVID in 2020, that couldn't have been
- 1:15:41good. According to Giselle. Like, I know that
- 1:15:44wasn't the reason, but. Who told Vanity Fair
- 1:15:46in 2023 of the split. That takes years to happen.
- 1:15:50Yeah, and then it takes two minutes for you to
- 1:15:53go to Joaquin Valente and cheat on Tom. But when
- 1:15:57a man does it, she's just a freaking walking
- 1:16:01STD, isn't she? All right, time for Alex Erland
- 1:16:04news. Run, hop in on the air. Scroll, same face,
- 1:16:24same pose. Filter on thick like them fake friends'
- 1:16:27clothes. Capture so deep it don't say one thing,
- 1:16:30but the brand deal link always stay front page.
- 1:16:33You rehearse that laugh. That I'm just like you
- 1:16:36In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous view Want
- 1:16:38some mic, wants the merch, wants the podcast
- 1:16:40share Say a whole lot of words, but there's nothing
- 1:16:43really there Alex Pearl is a wannabe, call her
- 1:16:46daddy Copy every topic, everybody But it's hollow
- 1:16:56in the center You forget about the dinner Alex
- 1:17:00Pearl is a wannabe, that's tragic Be out, we'll
- 1:17:06call it out We allergic to the fake Yeah, we
- 1:17:12gotta have it. Storytime hit, but it's all prepped
- 1:17:15tears. Got a heartbreak arc every couple of years.
- 1:17:18New boy, same plot, cue the ring light glow.
- 1:17:21Like we ain't seen this rerun four seasons ago.
- 1:17:23Says I'm real, I'm raw, I mess queen. But the
- 1:17:26hair never moves, teeth way too clean. Every
- 1:17:29word, sound clip from a promo sheet. Whole life,
- 1:17:32one long, sponsor me and Greece. Alex Earl is
- 1:17:35a wannabe, call her daddy. Wannabe, wannabe,
- 1:17:39wannabe. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9
- 1:18:12-4 -6 -7 -7 -3 -6 -7. You can tweet at me at
- 1:18:19Ryan Hoppy Radio. You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio
- 1:18:23at gmail .com. You know what I mean? So I saw
- 1:18:48this headline here and this was the most unsurprising
- 1:18:51thing I have heard all freaking year. Alex Earl,
- 1:18:56who seems like such a freaking rocket scientist,
- 1:18:58right? She admits to never reading a book. You
- 1:19:05can just see it in her eyes. Like, you know,
- 1:19:07when you look at Lindsay Clancy's eyes and there's
- 1:19:09like nothing there. Alex Earl doesn't have that
- 1:19:11evilness to her from what we know, but she definitely
- 1:19:16does have that dumbness. It's Mel. I'm here in
- 1:19:19the green room with Alex Earl. Got it. I'm scared
- 1:19:22for these questions. Where are we right now?
- 1:19:25We are in Milan. Would you bring it up? Wow.
- 1:19:28Look at you being so relatable, honey. It's coffee
- 1:19:31to a job interview. Yes. I don't really see the
- 1:19:34problem with that. I would not. I would leave
- 1:19:37it in the car. I guess that's a Gen Z problem.
- 1:19:40You can't relate to it because you've never had
- 1:19:42a job. Because you've had everything given to
- 1:19:47you. What was your first thought this morning,
- 1:19:49Alex? That I don't want to wake up. Oh, yeah,
- 1:19:52I feel that, Ben. Single are you right now? It's
- 1:19:55bad. Oh, yeah. I'm just getting plowed. What's
- 1:19:59the last book you read? I've never read a book.
- 1:20:02That sounds like a real delay. I'm not saying
- 1:20:06I read all the time, but I have a lot of books.
- 1:20:07I actually bought that kind of a crisis when
- 1:20:09I turned 33. I had a lot of radio hosts and I
- 1:20:12read a few pages and I felt good. So I've read
- 1:20:14more than her and I never read. But I like I
- 1:20:16read enough, you know, maybe Dr. Seuss. See,
- 1:20:21that's embarrassing. I've at least read like
- 1:20:23the compound effect and the secret. Or dirty.
- 1:20:26Dirty. I know I went dirty, but I want to go
- 1:20:29platinum now. Forgive me. We don't care. What
- 1:20:33song always makes you feel hot? Probably anything
- 1:20:36like Britney Spears. Oh, wow. She was just telling
- 1:20:38us she's a basic boring blonde. Better kiss her
- 1:20:43athlete or movie star? Well, I don't think I've
- 1:20:46kissed a movie star, so I would like to find
- 1:20:49out and report and come back. You can report
- 1:20:52on that, baby. What dating apps does Alex Earl
- 1:20:55use? None. Yeah. She's probably on rag and plowed.
- 1:21:01Marry, kill British, French, Italian. f*** Italian,
- 1:21:06maybe marry Italian, all three Italian. No, kill
- 1:21:09British. Wow, she's really dumb. Marry French?
- 1:21:16Wow, there you go. Real rocket scientist. And
- 1:21:20here was her response to it. What's the last
- 1:21:26book you read? Alex Earl may be an open book
- 1:21:29online, but the influencer says she's never actually
- 1:21:32read one. The Earl Meets World star making the
- 1:21:35confession. Like, that's not something you want
- 1:21:36to admit. Like, again, I'm not acting like I
- 1:21:39read all the time, okay? It's probably like,
- 1:21:42this is so used to everything being good. in
- 1:21:46a rapid -fire Q &A with Interview Magazine Editor
- 1:21:49-in -Chief Mel Ottenberg. Yay, son. He's like,
- 1:21:52I don't know, wishy -washy as well. Posted to
- 1:21:55the magazine's Instagram September 28th, revealing
- 1:21:57this. What's the last book you read? I've never
- 1:22:00read a book. And I've never dated someone that
- 1:22:03wasn't for clout. Because I'm a clout. A chaser.
- 1:22:08I'm Alex Earl. Man, she makes Alex Cooper look
- 1:22:11like a scientist. Time for Hoppy Soups. Ryan
- 1:22:20Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA
- 1:22:23drama, living out the dreams. Lamar Odom said
- 1:22:26that ESPN should have put Jalen Brunson on the
- 1:22:29top of the NBA. Also, we have baby mama trouble
- 1:22:36with some of the NBA players in the club. But
- 1:22:39first, call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494
- 1:22:45-6773. You can tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio.
- 1:23:18Oh yeah, NBA stars baby mama, Anna Montana, arrested
- 1:23:23on felony drug charges. She's really hot. They
- 1:23:31won't say which one it was, but, or I guess it
- 1:23:33was Xanax. Yeah. She probably has to be constantly
- 1:23:39chilled out because that's her baby daddy and
- 1:23:41he doesn't seem really smart. That is. What's
- 1:24:05going on here? There's obviously was like a ton
- 1:24:12of changes to this team. This is Bronny James
- 1:24:14being interviewed. This summer, I think there's
- 1:24:16nine new players. Obviously, you know, one of
- 1:24:19the guys that left pretty well. Yay! He created
- 1:24:22me and cheats on my mom a lot. What has it been
- 1:24:26like kind of forming bonds with this totally
- 1:24:29new group? And does this feel different to you?
- 1:24:33I feel like the Lakers could be a good seventh
- 1:24:35seed. Just because of how different the group
- 1:24:37is in total. I mean, yes, there's definitely
- 1:24:41a change. Wow, he sounds like his dad. Like,
- 1:24:45his voice got lower since he joined the league.
- 1:24:47He must be just studying how his dad talks. Listen,
- 1:24:50this literally sounds like LeBron. First two
- 1:24:53years, you know, I got to spend the, you know,
- 1:24:56the time with people that I, you know, been in
- 1:24:59the summer with, been, you know. Yeah, he's trying
- 1:25:02not to talk about his dad. So there's Brownie
- 1:25:04James and then there's this. Steph Curry agreed
- 1:25:08to a two -year, $116 million contract extension.
- 1:25:11Man, I was close to getting paid for the happy
- 1:25:14hour podcast, but he beat me up. What was your
- 1:25:31thought process to get where you ended up? It
- 1:25:34was a very kind of thoughtful journey, partnership
- 1:25:38of... Putting all the different scenarios out
- 1:25:40there. I talked about it. I'll say it. In his
- 1:25:44eyes, he looks exhausted. I don't know if he
- 1:25:46was up all night with the kids, but he looks
- 1:25:48tired. This whole time, it was of interest of
- 1:25:52making sure I was here, figuring out what was
- 1:25:54in the best setup for me, for the team, for the
- 1:25:58now. Hell yeah, dude. I love Stephen Curry. I
- 1:26:01hope to meet him sometime. What's going on with
- 1:26:05LeBron? Oh, Lord. But yeah, I'm happy where I'm
- 1:26:12at and I'm looking forward to it. LeBron James
- 1:26:13is getting his Madison Square Garden moment,
- 1:26:16but not with the team he won. Yeah! The new Philadelphia
- 1:26:1976ers star telling ESPN at the team's media day
- 1:26:24September 28th that before leaving the LA Lakers
- 1:26:27after eight years, he envisioned joining the
- 1:26:30New York Knicks. Yeah, he would have ruined it
- 1:26:32because they were underdogs. He would have ruined
- 1:26:35the whole energy. You know, I have visions of
- 1:26:37definitely, you know, playing in a garden. Yeah,
- 1:26:40he wanted it, but Philly's close enough, and
- 1:26:42he can live in New York where he totally won't
- 1:26:45cheat on Savannah. What's going on? All right.
- 1:26:51I hear Phoenix Suns player Dylan Brooks charged
- 1:26:55with a DUI. Here's, I think it's Ajah. Alexa,
- 1:27:00how do you pronounce Ajah Wilson's name from
- 1:27:03the Las Vegas Ace? It's Ajah, pronounced A -the.
- 1:27:10Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Ajah, Alexa. Alexa, thank
- 1:27:14you. Alexa, I'm done. Thank you. Here is the
- 1:27:18latest to her. See, man, come at me, taking steps
- 1:27:22towards me and pointing at me. I don't give a
- 1:27:25damn what you said. Oh, shit. I don't give a
- 1:27:29damn how you said it, the tone. She's just going
- 1:27:32to have everybody pointing at her like me right
- 1:27:35now. Unacceptable. You don't step towards me.
- 1:27:38God, you know her. When she's dating Bam Abadai
- 1:27:43or whatever it is. You know, when they argue,
- 1:27:45it's awful. Wilson got into it with a Fever fan
- 1:27:49last night, and people online are saying, Yeah,
- 1:27:51those Indiana fans, I don't like Kaylin Clark.
- 1:27:53The men are a little weird. She should have been
- 1:27:56ejected for this. Late in the fourth quarter,
- 1:27:58Wilson drew a foul on Sophie Cunningham, and
- 1:28:00after the whistle, a courtside fan could be seen
- 1:28:02pointing in Wilson's direction. From the video,
- 1:28:04it appeared the fan simply said it's on her while
- 1:28:06pointing at Wilson. Yeah, and then she... But
- 1:28:13Wilson immediately responded walking toward the
- 1:28:16fan and appearing to step into the spectator
- 1:28:17area before teammates and security intervened.
- 1:28:34I'm Michael Babcock, and this is A Minute with
- 1:28:36Mike. 41 -year -old two -time NBA champion was
- 1:28:40arrested Monday night. He could have had more
- 1:28:43championships had they won that game when he
- 1:28:44grabbed the wrong rebound. After an automatic
- 1:28:47license plate reader got a hit on JR's car, they
- 1:28:51found out that he had a warrant, which was for
- 1:28:54assault causing bodily injury. Ah, so the fly
- 1:28:58camera got him. So there's that. All right, let's
- 1:29:04do Tampa. I was going to let the whole song play,
- 1:29:54but we got places to be today. Woman accused
- 1:30:01of hitting and killing a 60 year old man in Clearwater.
- 1:30:03A crosswalk is also heading back to court this
- 1:30:06morning. Here's what I don't get. I'm not saying
- 1:30:09that if you stay at the scene, you won't be charged.
- 1:30:11But I feel like if you stay, you're not going
- 1:30:13to get charged as hard. Clearwater police say
- 1:30:16Albert Gilbert was killed on February 4th while
- 1:30:18he was trying to cross Gulf to Bay Boulevard.
- 1:30:21Oh, my God, dude. I don't understand. Your life
- 1:30:25is so short. If you want to prolong it, walk
- 1:30:28to the fucking red light. I don't understand,
- 1:30:31man. Well, the man accused of throwing hundreds
- 1:30:34of nails across a road in Hillsborough County
- 1:30:36in Valrico nearly a year ago is expected to be
- 1:30:41back in court this morning. Make him lay in a
- 1:30:43bed of nails. Felix Orestes, seen here, accused
- 1:30:46of scattering nails all over the intersection
- 1:30:48of South Miller Road. They need to call ICE,
- 1:30:52and he needs to pay for everyone's tires. A Hernando
- 1:30:56Beach man is grateful to be alive tonight after
- 1:30:58he says a pickup truck driver ran him off the
- 1:31:00roads. Yeah, these pickup drivers, not all of
- 1:31:03them, because we have a huge audience of them
- 1:31:05hardworking people, but man, they're out of control.
- 1:31:08Sending his car spinning onto the other side
- 1:31:10of the road. So I'm glad he's okay. There's that
- 1:31:14and there's this. Actually, we'll get to this
- 1:31:20in a second. The St. Pete cops using the flawed
- 1:31:22cameras incorrectly. I need to load up my anger
- 1:31:25because I am sick and tired of this. Let's do
- 1:31:28this. Benson, thanks so much for being with us
- 1:31:34tonight. A warning tonight for college students.
- 1:31:36Think twice before trusting that new friend,
- 1:31:38classmate, or online site. USF police say schemers
- 1:31:42are targeting students through social media.
- 1:31:44social media, messaging apps, and online student
- 1:31:47groups. And newer students should be especially
- 1:31:50careful because they could be vulnerable. News
- 1:31:53Channel 8's Cassandra Mischak with what to watch
- 1:31:55out for. A message from a classmate, a cheap
- 1:31:58textbook on sale, or maybe someone who just wants
- 1:32:01to get to know you. USF police says what looks
- 1:32:03harmless online can quickly take the wrong turn.
- 1:32:06I just want to like, for a second, this report
- 1:32:10is really hot. Alright, I'm good. Okay. You know
- 1:32:15what? We've all heard the stories that the St.
- 1:32:18Pete cops are really sketchy in the club. And
- 1:32:22the thing is, it's allowed. I know people that
- 1:32:26have dated people from that cult, that gang known
- 1:32:29as the St. Pete PD. And the fact that this happened,
- 1:32:35unfortunately, does not surprise me. because
- 1:32:38they are the rudest department in all the Bay
- 1:32:40Area. I know cops are not your friends, but Tampa
- 1:32:42cops will at least talk to you. St. Pete cops,
- 1:32:46man, it's that whole energy. Two Pinellas County
- 1:32:51Sheriff's deputies facing charges tonight. The
- 1:32:53sheriff says they improperly accessed sensitive
- 1:32:56law enforcement databases. Yeah, so they were
- 1:32:59improperly using the fly cameras. Do you see
- 1:33:02the problem here? Hello? Anybody home? This is
- 1:33:06not good. These are the people that were assigned
- 1:33:09and hired to serve and protect. You're watching
- 1:33:1210 Tampa Bay News at 5. I'm Frank Wiley. I'm
- 1:33:14Courtney Robinson. One of those cases involves
- 1:33:16a 17 -year -old girl. Oh, yeah, that's delightful,
- 1:33:19isn't it? But if I did this, I'd be crucified.
- 1:33:22But for some reason, I feel like they'll be back
- 1:33:24on the force. Because Sheriff Bob protects his
- 1:33:28own. Other hundreds of searches of a woman's
- 1:33:31information. Oh, that's delightful. including
- 1:33:35more than 300 in the agency's automated license
- 1:33:39plate reader system. This is really going to
- 1:33:41hurt cops. And what I mean is any cop that's
- 1:33:44on a dating app, no girl's going to trust you.
- 1:33:4710 Tampa Bay News reporter Eric Glasser is live
- 1:33:49for us at the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
- 1:33:51in Largo with all the details. I understand,
- 1:33:53Eric, both deputies have since resigned. That's
- 1:33:58correct, Frank. Yeah, make the freaking reporter
- 1:34:00go in shade near rain. He can go inside. Both
- 1:34:03of those deputies resigning. These cases, by
- 1:34:06the way, completely unrelated, but both of them.
- 1:34:08That's even worse. If it was just related to
- 1:34:11one case, it's like, okay, but that means there's
- 1:34:13two different cops. Alexa, how many cities are
- 1:34:16there in America? How many towns combined? The
- 1:34:22census lists about 19 ,500 incorporated cities
- 1:34:25across the 50 states and D .C. If you add towns
- 1:34:29and other census -designated places, the total
- 1:34:31comes to roughly 28 ,700 locations. All right,
- 1:34:35so if you have two cops in each town breaking
- 1:34:38a rule, that's 56 ,000 cops across this country,
- 1:34:42including St. Pete, that are dirty. Described
- 1:34:45by Sheriff Bob Galtieri as being very disturbing.
- 1:34:47One of them, he says, was actually brought to
- 1:34:49their attention as a media inquiry that prompted
- 1:34:51an audit, and that audit, he acknowledged, exposed
- 1:34:54weaknesses in the very system. That is a... Yeah!
- 1:34:57The problem is, they keep protecting it. Because,
- 1:35:00I mean, they have been able to find hit -and
- 1:35:02-run people recently. So it's not all bad. It's
- 1:35:05just mostly bad. Post to flag these sorts of
- 1:35:09incidents. ...entered the parking lot of Seminole
- 1:35:13High School. Ah, whatever. First case involves
- 1:35:1633 -year -old former deputy Travis Stanton. Man!
- 1:35:19He's the same age as me. Homie, just shave your
- 1:35:22head. You're going blah. You look like a bitch.
- 1:35:25The sheriff says Stanton used several databases
- 1:35:28to gather information about a 17 -year -old girl.
- 1:35:32Oh, that's delightful, isn't it? Who had filed
- 1:35:36a complaint with the sheriff's office, including
- 1:35:38running the tag on her car. Ah, isn't that good?
- 1:35:42These are the people that are serving, protecting
- 1:35:44us. Losers. The sheriff says Stanton also repeatedly
- 1:35:50visited the girl at her workplace and school
- 1:35:53and referred to her as his queen. Yay! You're
- 1:35:58a loser, dude. You're a power -hungry sociopathic
- 1:36:02dork. Conversations with other deputies. Running
- 1:36:05the plate of a 17 -year -old girl who you are
- 1:36:07interested in is clearly inappropriate and clearly
- 1:36:11unlawful. And clearly we're going to do nothing
- 1:36:13about it because we're cops and we protect our
- 1:36:16own. Deputy Stanton resigned September 25th and
- 1:36:20was charged with unlawfully accessing secure
- 1:36:22systems. Yeah, he's screwed forever on dating
- 1:36:25apps because he's like... okay looking like he's
- 1:36:27he's hideous looking because he's a cop but like
- 1:36:29i can see a girl liking him but man you just
- 1:36:33c -blocked yourself from getting laid the second
- 1:36:36case directly involved the agency's alpr system
- 1:36:39commonly known as flock yeah let's just call
- 1:36:42it that the sheriff says deputy carl gwynn who's
- 1:36:45oh he looks like a complete creep dude i bet
- 1:36:48he pulls over people for no reason just a complete
- 1:36:51douche 57, unlawfully accessed secure systems
- 1:36:55after making 381 total queries involving a woman
- 1:36:59with whom he had a romantic interest. I'm telling
- 1:37:02you, these guys make all men look bad. These
- 1:37:05freaking losers. And here was, they were able,
- 1:37:09outside of the courtroom, to speak to both cops.
- 1:37:14And here's what each of them said. So that's
- 1:37:21the one that I was talking to the 17 -year -old,
- 1:37:22and then here's the other one. You guys are the
- 1:37:28worst. All right. It's time for Chicago News,
- 1:37:34dude. See what's happening in that dirty -ass
- 1:37:37city. You know what I mean, Jellybean? Yeah.
- 1:37:42Where the stories flow. Mikey's running the show.
- 1:38:11It's no sugar, no Midwest Blaze. Nah, we don't
- 1:38:42even want to talk about the Cubs. Four breaking
- 1:38:49news in the western suburbs. A shooting at Oak
- 1:38:51Brook Center Mall. Man, can we go anywhere without
- 1:38:55some shootings in the club, please? Just a few
- 1:38:58hours ago. City Council just made a last minute
- 1:39:04deal to approve handing the meters over to an
- 1:39:07investment firm. Oh yeah, these are the parking
- 1:39:09meters in Chicago. It is absolutely ridiculous
- 1:39:13how expensive it is. And it's all because Mayor
- 1:39:16Daley signed this deal to screw over everybody.
- 1:39:20And it's such an expensive city. And it's absolutely,
- 1:39:23positively ridiculous. It's called Stone Peak
- 1:39:27Partners. And what's in this deal and how might
- 1:39:29it affect you? Well, Charlie Borja Husky's on
- 1:39:31it. He's just back from City Hall. Oh, yeah.
- 1:39:34He looks tired having to be around that douchebag
- 1:39:36Brandon Johnson. Is this deal better than what
- 1:39:41we had before? Well, in a word, yes, it is. That
- 1:39:44is because it is something rather than nothing
- 1:39:47in this case. That's the perfect way to describe
- 1:39:50Chicago. Diane, in the end, only three of the
- 1:39:5611 defendants were arraigned in court today,
- 1:39:59with one of them being delayed until tomorrow,
- 1:40:02and the remainder given until November the 19th
- 1:40:05in order to secure their counsel. So this is
- 1:40:09for three accused of misusing... village funds
- 1:40:12do you see the problem here with this corruption
- 1:40:14and then uh there's another headline about flock
- 1:40:16caravans being misused in chicago and enters
- 1:40:19this a man is now facing felony charges in a
- 1:40:23deadly crash on desaba lakeshore drive that happened
- 1:40:25earlier this week yeah my dad one time told me
- 1:40:30that there was a one -way driver going down the
- 1:40:32wrong road in chicago and it scared him What's
- 1:40:35going on? Charlotte cops or Charlotte's freaking
- 1:40:38out. I don't want to play the Charlotte news.
- 1:40:40I'm getting a little tired. Charlotte is saying
- 1:40:42that they're sick of fly cameras. And I miss
- 1:40:46with the superintendent. Our side tonight at
- 1:40:48730. I'm Jamie Ball. And I'm Kim Anderson. It's
- 1:40:51been one week since a stunning shakeup at Charlotte
- 1:40:53Mecklenburg schools. And now we're learning of
- 1:40:56more fallout tonight. The district's chief of
- 1:40:58staff, Chassidy Dolan, announced her resignation
- 1:41:00today. So that's what's happening there. What's
- 1:41:05going on in Fresno right now? The X2 roller coaster,
- 1:42:48which has been the center of multiple lawsuits,
- 1:42:50has been shut down permanently by Six Flags,
- 1:42:53Magic Mountain, and Valencia. Yeah, you know,
- 1:42:55that probably made everybody in the club nauseous.
- 1:42:59You know, I don't like roller coasters. You know,
- 1:43:02I like when you get laid because the girls are
- 1:43:05like, thank you for dealing with them. Time for
- 1:43:06Winston -Salem news. Winston -Salem news. From
- 1:43:20Winston -Salem, I'm talking clean. Well, new
- 1:44:17at noon, the Greensboro police chief. along with
- 1:44:19the mayor and crime stoppers announced a change
- 1:44:21in their gun stoppers initiative today the fee
- 1:44:24for getting an illegal guns off the street is
- 1:44:26increasing from 250 bucks to now 500 during the
- 1:44:30news conference the mayor of greensboro said
- 1:44:32that her goal is to make the city as safe as
- 1:44:34possible and urge people to call in with any
- 1:44:37tips that they have i don't understand why the
- 1:44:39news will have him reading but not the clip of
- 1:44:41the mayor talking that is Punching, kicking,
- 1:44:55and finally smashing a glass door. Two suspects
- 1:44:58running into a sports car business in Burlington.
- 1:45:01And they robbed him. Bunch of thugs. Alright.
- 1:46:02Missed American citizens are law -abiding citizens.
- 1:46:04When they get a phone call from the federal court
- 1:46:06saying they've done something wrong, they want
- 1:46:08to fix it. And that is why far too many people
- 1:46:11are falling for the jury duty scam. Which is
- 1:46:14why Judge Howard wants you to know no court or
- 1:46:17law enforcement agency will ever, ever call or
- 1:46:21text you about missing jury duty. All right,
- 1:46:24so that's what's happening in Jacksonville. Sounds
- 1:46:26exciting. All right, we've got two cities left.
- 1:46:29The ones that I was on the radio in Rochester.
- 1:46:33Because this is called Garbage Time, where we
- 1:46:36do all the local news. And the reason I do it
- 1:46:38is I pick the cities that I get listened in.
- 1:46:40Because why not cover your news? Yes. Yeah, these
- 1:48:54cities with all the crime. They're just repeating
- 1:48:57what their parents do. After these fights at
- 1:49:00the high school. News 10 NBC's Christy Blake.
- 1:49:03So there's fights going on there in Rochester.
- 1:49:06Delightful. This city's like a real -life Gotham.
- 1:49:08What's going on here? New at 5 .30, a recent
- 1:49:11spike in stolen vehicles and break -ins in Brighton.
- 1:49:14Oh, Lord. You can't even just, you know, hang
- 1:49:17out in Brighton. And then, what's going on with
- 1:49:21this moron right here? Also, breaking a local
- 1:49:24attorney arrested and charged with serious crime.
- 1:49:27She is accused of smuggling cell phones, marijuana,
- 1:49:29and tobacco into a federal prison. How would
- 1:49:32you not get caught? Now, if you're doing drugs
- 1:49:35or coke, I get it. But marijuana, this just in,
- 1:49:38as I'm smoking it, leaves a smell. I don't understand
- 1:49:42why you would put yourself on the line for that.
- 1:49:45Not smart thinking, honey. In Ohio, court records
- 1:49:49say Ivy Collins Harris of Rochester was caught
- 1:49:52smuggling drugs. She looks like she has major
- 1:49:54regret. I don't know, maybe if... She had feelings
- 1:49:57for the guy or felt bad for him, but that's not
- 1:49:59what you do. Cell phones into the Northeast Ohio
- 1:50:02Correctional Center in Youngstown. 13WHAM's Carly
- 1:50:05Minor brings us the latest. Yeah, please break
- 1:50:08this down. This is fascinating. According to
- 1:50:10federal court paperwork, investigators seized
- 1:50:12approximately 57 grams of marijuana, more than
- 1:50:151 ,000 grams of tobacco. That's a lot. That's
- 1:50:19not like a little baggie with a little flower
- 1:50:21and seeds. Oh, and eight iPhones. On Tuesday,
- 1:50:25Ivy Collins Harris arrived. What a dummy. At
- 1:50:27the Northeast Ohio Correctional Institute in
- 1:50:30Youngstown, Ohio, according to court paperwork.
- 1:50:33Oh, yeah. She identified herself as an attorney
- 1:50:36representing two inmates, but court documents
- 1:50:39say Collins Harris was not the attorney of record
- 1:50:42for either inmate. What a dumb lawyer. This proves
- 1:50:46anybody can become an attorney. Kim Kardashian
- 1:50:49should be ashamed that she can't be an attorney
- 1:50:51when you got this moron. investigators say she
- 1:50:53was stopped at the security checkpoint before
- 1:50:55she was able to go into the prison why would
- 1:50:58she think they're not going to check her does
- 1:50:59she try to bring a gun onto an airplane during
- 1:51:02that checkpoint officers allegedly found two
- 1:51:05vacuum sealed packages could you imagine her
- 1:51:08panic when she realizes she's caught of tobacco
- 1:51:11and marijuana inside a brown accordion folder
- 1:51:14officers then inspected her purse they say oh
- 1:51:18Yeah, that's where they found the good stuff.
- 1:51:20They found additional tobacco in a hidden compartment.
- 1:51:25And then investigators searched two laptops Collins
- 1:51:29Harris was attempting to bring inside the prison.
- 1:51:32The document says the laptops had their internal
- 1:51:34components removed and eight cell phones and
- 1:51:37multiple chargers were concealed inside. Well,
- 1:51:40now she'll get to be roommates with the people
- 1:51:42she brought the stuff in for. What a dummy. All
- 1:51:47right. It's time for Cleveland News. All right,
- 1:53:19let's do this. WKYC app, last week we unveiled
- 1:53:29the Cavs promo schedule and this morning it is
- 1:53:32the Cleveland Chargers turn. Joining me this
- 1:53:34morning, team. Alright, so there's that. That
- 1:53:36was kind of failed. The fucking audio on this
- 1:53:38site was just ridiculous. Is there anything else
- 1:53:40here? Ah, there is this right here. Prison is
- 1:53:50supposed to break the cycle of crime and addiction.
- 1:53:53But what happens when the drugs follow people
- 1:53:54behind bars? 3 News investigates obtained years
- 1:53:58of reports showing overdose deaths inside Ohio
- 1:54:01prisons are getting worse despite life -saving
- 1:54:05efforts. They're feeling like they have to overdose
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- 1:54:09and Alan Cox on there. Like, man, I'd rather
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- 2:17:23Then you should go and get a blue slew I bet
- 2:17:28he felt that like the end of a pool cue But I
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