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How To Be Sick · Two Chunks And A Hunk

• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're talking about a podcast in the morning in the afternoon.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We're a podcast.
• 0:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're a podcast in morning, but we are recording this in the afternoon.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: But we're in, we're in morning.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We're in morning with a you.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We're not morning you.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, maybe.
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, maybe.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: But we're, we're morning.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get to it.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: If you're good, maybe we're mourning you, but we are in mourning.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk about it in the back half in the survivor part, unforged, but, you know, that's the way the cookie crumbs, unforged.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm Jordan.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Doge.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: When you're in mourning, nothing lifts your spirits quite like a little, a little silly.
• 1:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: And today's punchline is thunderware.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, what kind of boxers does a storm cloud wear?
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Love that.
• 1:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty good.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Thunderware.
• 1:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: What does Zeus wear under his toe even better?
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Even better, even better.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Love.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Carter, I love this one.
• 1:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: The real joke is what does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: But let's continue to like that.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like that as much as the Zeus one.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, Zeus one better.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a short one.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a short one.
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a short one.
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do we think Zeus mostly?
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Most toe is a great.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't toe it?
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Most often in toe, go.
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, ask him next time I go to his temple.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that's on me for assuming.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I should see myself keep hoping that you'll have to put it on Olympus and be like you can just.
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yo, hey, Zeus, where are you?
• 2:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right now.
• 2:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm Carter and for the first time, one of the first times in my life.
• 2:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm breathing right.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can tell.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's stripping good stuff.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Crazy.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 2:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: This kind of also makes me, it has an athletic vibe to me.
• 2:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 2:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Breathe right, strips were black.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they do.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they do.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they do.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they do.
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for clarifying.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I appreciate you for clarifying.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Breathe out, shit.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you like a wheatgrass shot?
• 2:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like that it tastes like somebody blended up grass clippings and I'm not being silly, right?
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I've ever done a wheatgrass in my whole cool.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, take a nasty shot.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I fully agree with you.
• 3:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I fully agree with you.
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I fully agree with you guys.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do the the turmeric shooters when you're sick?
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Those are my no.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've never done that.
• 3:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 3:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I hate a turmeric shooter.
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that the main flavor?
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty much, yep.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, I'm not sure how to do my favorites.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's, it's, do they help?
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's tough.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would think so.
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's all about their immune system.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, okay.
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like the honesty between, so I think somewhere between those two answers lies some sort of truth.
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm fully concerned because one of the most researched people that I know in my life Just gave a short answer kind of out of something that I like.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like oh no Maybe I should never be so wrong Yeah, that's life That's life
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're not, we're not, but we are here to talk about Carter being sick because that's part of life and so Carter.
• 4:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know, I mean, we've got probably 55 minutes or so left of this recording and that's general day.
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  [SPEAKER_03]: That's generous.
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: You've got a whole day, and so I turned to my friends at theTop10s.com, and I found you a list of the Top 10 Best Things To Do While Home Sick, so I want you guys to take turns guessing back and forth.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's the list?
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: These Top 10 Things To Do might be, and then, uh, we're not talking about current, we'll help.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure we have, but there's no way to know.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that.
• 4:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, there's so many Top 10 Best Things To Do While Home Sick, there's like six versions of this list.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: It'll be the same.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: This list is for the moments when your broad body says no, but your brain says, oh, maybe a little something.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like that, but my brain.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's about comfort, distraction, and finding those small victories while you sound like a malfunctioning kazoo.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that's right.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: They lost me at the end there a little bit with the malfunctioning.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, think about it.
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Think about it.
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the problem is that I did.
• 4:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's true.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Tatins, Carter, you go first since you're sick.
• 4:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Binge watch show.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Binge watch show.
• 5:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Binge watch show.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Binge watch show.
• 5:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Binge watch show.
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Carter, would you like to be a little bit more specific?
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Name the show.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now I can't be named the show.
• 5:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not named the show.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, watch movies.
• 5:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Watch movies number five.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't work.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't work.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: We take that number five.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for that.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I love to do when I'm sick.
• 5:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just watch all the twilight saga.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, it wouldn't be bad.
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a great sick watch, honestly.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fun.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do find myself not wanting to watch those again by myself.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would love to watch with you guys.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes.
• 5:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Make a theme or cocktail.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Have a bowl of popcorn, do a thing.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's something we do when I come visit you off for the first time.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that sounds great.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That we can go just play some pickup baseball.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Crack at the bat.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sounds beautiful.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go play for your game.
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: video games.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number two, I threw up last night and had to miss school, and I'm actually pretty glad I got sick since I hate school so much.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's my dog.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the only time I have to make up some work, but usually my school doesn't get out of any homework on Wednesdays, so it's fine.
• 6:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I'll just play video games.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we're oversharing.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do love the overshare of the explanation in these things.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to say, eat soup.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It feels weird.
• 6:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, get a little soup.
• 6:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Put a little soup in your mouth.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's soup.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's your soup of choice, boys?
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: If I'm sick or if I want soup to want soup, are those different answers?
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 6:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I want to give you a brothy soup if I'm sick, yeah, I want like a chicken like a chicken noodle.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't mind chicken noodle if I'm not sick, but I want it.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would say my of choice is today, I think it goes between two different things.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love a thick potato soup.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, it's something that you're talking about, like chunky.
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, dude.
• 7:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Today that's like my hair spread the way from mashed potatoes.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, the tortilla soup, which is awesome.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also grace, dude.
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: When you're not full of tortilla soup, you can spice that boy up and see.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, tortilla soup's a good six soup and well soup.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is chili a soup?
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would add more maybe like a stew category.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: It is, if you get it from Wendy's.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's very wet from Wendy's.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Mine's pretty chunky when I make it from a home.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love cheese.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which is pretty much the only chili I eat.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mmm.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love chili.
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I need to.
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: If Chili's not a soup, then I might say, potentially like a tomato bays.
• 7:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I love.
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Technically, it's a chili's a stew.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay, then probably tomato bays or potato.
• 7:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 12, drink chicken broth, doesn't show up.
• 7:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: The only mention of soup on this list, that's a strike cardery.
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: I guess these are more like activities they wanna do versus like good ideas to keep yourself healthy while you're sick, or is it a little little calm, a little calm, big, 20% of it.
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Scroll through, vote for the activities that make being sick, slightly less awful.
• 8:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I would put soup in that list.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Soup makes it less awful.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Show me rebook.
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number eight, read.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got to read on sick days.
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Reading a little on the stuff the teacher is talking about and classes you miss while staying home is a great way to snow up there.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not what I mean.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: This is not.
• 8:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't give me that pleasure.
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want it.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not doing anything required when I'm sick.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's no chance.
• 8:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: When I'm sick and have nothing active to do, there's no greater time for the geek within to live by curiously through the characters I read about.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, we're getting back to square one here, I think.
• 8:48
  [UNKNOWN]: No.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's do, I had one and now it's, oh, I'm just gonna do a puzzle.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like there's gonna be some random thing in there.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Puzzle, puzzle puzzle.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Couldn't pay me.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know you.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Puzzle puzzle puzzle.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: I hate.
• 9:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'd have to be so bored to resort to a puzzle.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Strike, strike two, no puzzle on this list.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's okay.
• 9:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't do it while you're sick.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: You'll get worse.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: It feels like these kids are going to say Bible study, but I'm not going to say that.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: They've openly talked about not enjoying school, so I don't think that's very extreme, teen, faith, adventure of them.
• 9:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was a youth group superstar, and I hated school, so fair, you know, you never know.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: See, I was gonna, I mean, prices right, always felt like a big thing when I was sick, when I was very young, it was like PBS kids all day, but it doesn't feel like they're getting quite that granular here on this list.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: We've covered movies, we've covered books, we've covered video games.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna say, take a nap.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Take a nap.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just had one.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number one, sleep.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go, dude.
• 9:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a deep one, too.
• 9:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm good as sick days.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't let anybody bother you when you're sleeping or relaxing.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Keep all of your lights off if you're trying to rest.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a loading screen tip.
• 10:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's loading the bedroom.
• 10:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's so true.
• 10:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's just a little rotating model of like your stove in front of you on the screen.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, uh, it's great.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Really love that.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Watch TV.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think they're going to do a whole split here.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, kind of like watch.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's going to be different than watch movies.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: You don't think you want to give an end to you for binge TV show.
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think it went a different way.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, here you go.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Watch TV is number 11.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, heartbreaking.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Heart breaking always works for me.
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: It gets my mind off things.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It makes me feel all better.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Three strikes for Carter.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: The sick boy is out first to no one's surprise.
• 10:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's no Michael Jordan in the Olympics.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: He can't perform well, sick.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jordan, how high can you fly?
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Get a rate!
• 11:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Electrolytes.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 11:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Straight.
• 11:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I love that.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Um, get a little fresh air.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Get a little fresh air.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or crackle with it.
• 11:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, or crackle with it.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just get a little fresh air.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Get some of it outside.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Douce.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Douce.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Honestly.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Douce.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Douce.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Douce.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Douce.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is a strike.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Get it?
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was my second strike.
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's going to be like, get ahead on your homework or something, which makes me want to throw up on purpose to deliver it, order to take out, order to take out good, order to take out good.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe could be like, number 16 is number 16 is so in case you're curious.
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm I am now.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 19 is e Pineapple.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Why?
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 23 is make simple
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, just to kind of cover in the whole breadth of the here's experience here.
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're me gift for you.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Make simple gifts feels like something my mom would have done on a sick day.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just like, let me get ahead on some of these table gifts for next Christmas.
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Little presents?
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Stay in your pajamas all day.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like they're gonna say something like that.
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I don't just stay in your pajamas all day.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is a strike.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I will say, while you were spitballing, you did say one that was on this list.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: No, I didn't get ahead on your homework.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: You did.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to give you one chance to figure out what spitball is actually on this list.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ecrackers.
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 10 is eat saltine cracks.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yay.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Crackers in your sick tastes yummy.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, man.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever did.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever, dude, that's crazy.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, number 10.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 10, eat Salting Crackers.
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number nine, watch YouTube videos.
• 12:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess they probably do that more than much TV now.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: It totally lifts my spirits when I watch cats try to jump really high.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Honestly, I get that actually.
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll say that I do get that.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Animals doing goofy stuff works for me.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: For eight is read number seven get other people to do stuff for you.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I like this list actually pretty good number six A funny.
• 13:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like these words in this order lay down with an animal pet Let me tell you something gather.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: We can't say you want to lay down with me when I'm well Gather your animal pets and lay down with them when you are sick do they mean like stuffies?
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Note because lay down with a bunch of stuffed animals is number 13.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: So these are living animal pets.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, number five, watch movies.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number four, do crafts?
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Making little animals from foam felt and pipe cleaners.
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is a lot of fun?
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number three, take a bath.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think the last thing I want to do when I'm sick is lay down in hot water, hot sick water just making, you're making, you're making, you're making dude soup, just make sick boy soup, like high dad soup, but it's sick boy's favorite soup when you're sick, me, me, me, I like a little me broth, the description of this, of take about is illuminating, um, guess the age of the person who wrote this description.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: 62, 62, 30.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm nine and bubble baths are fun.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like sleeping in a warm blanket, but with bubbles in water, I always bring my swimming aerial doll and my my little ponies.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's really fun.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: Get off of it off, get off the internet.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't be on the internet anymore.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do not be on the internet anymore.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: You shouldn't be here.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: This isn't.
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: You shouldn't.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't be on the internet anymore.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to do like the bartender in Star Wars and look at the nine-year-old to be like, we don't serve your kind.
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have to go somewhere else.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't you have some like neopettes to play or something?
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't you have like some postopia.com, any games to go do?
• 15:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got lost on the way to WebKins.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's where you're trying to go.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: You meant, is that you typed top 10s, but you meant WebKins.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: WebKins.
• 15:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's easy to mix it up.
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number two, play video games.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: And number one, sleep.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Carter, I hope that you can choose something from this menu.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe lay down with your animal pet once you're done here.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can do that.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I have to tell this story on the pod before, but my favorite day of middle school was, I guess it would have been eighth grade, maybe freshman year of high school.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't really remember.
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think it was eighth grade.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: I got Pinky the day that Twilight Princess came out.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, and it was a Friday.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: I believe if I'm not mistaken, or I had two days off in a row for the pink guy.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: And pink guy is like, almost exactly 20 years ago.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's crazy.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Pink guy is like the princess of the year.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Number one sickness to get as a kid because like you feel completely fine.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: So basically, I just had to be quarantined to my room because I had siblings.
• 16:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't be running around with, you know, pink guy dust floating around behind me.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 16:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like a sprint trail.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: But one of the years.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just sat down on my beanbag chair and popped the brand new Twilight Princess in the GameCube and I just had a two day marathon session because I couldn't do anything else.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: And mom brought up, like, you know, here's some like Tyson's, any tysers, boneless wings.
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's something like that.
• 16:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I would just, you know, plastic, fork, little dabble, and tysers.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Anytizers, the, I think they probably would still hit.
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's been, it's been a minute, but I think they'd still go down just fine.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: So good.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: And now we have air fries.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, they were probably oven when I was a kid.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're maybe microwave even.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Might as well just look at other 20 minutes.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to have some shifts at odd hours.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll be.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's where it was written.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: The needo, trench, the true swing of it, yeah.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think I told y'all this, but Chose was like, is there a video game, or something that you haven't played, that you've wanted to, and all that stuff?
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I still haven't played tears of the kingdom.
• 17:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, rather, that's probably what I want to do.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna look forward to the Midnight Shift at that point.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you that.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's my favorite Zelda.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's my number one Zelda.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think it might be mine too.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: What an incredible man.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: I have a complete way of view.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is, I'm sure I've talked about this on the show before.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: The release of Cheers to the Kingdom three years ago is the closest I have felt as an adult to the like the playground version of talking about video game on the percent where it's like, if you push X, X, B, Y, R, R, R, Z on the second level, you play as Luigi and I have no real way to swear if I go.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was like, sure, yeah, that seems true.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's how two of the kingdom felt when I first started playing it.
• 17:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was like, Elden Ring did a similar thing to me.
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: And at first, it felt like every tick-out was like, you know, the in the bottom corner of this volcano, you could actually find the best sword in the entire game.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, no, and I went and I was like, oh my God, it's there.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's how two of the kingdom felt.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: How do you feel about Elden Ring the show coming out?
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Movie, but excited.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Movie, movie.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: How do you feel about it, man?
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not Eggers, is it?
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's Alex Garland.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Alex Garland.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Garland.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Garland's always.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, he's like a big fan, too.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like an actual Elden Ring fan.
• 18:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: So it's kind of exciting.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's fun.
• 18:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: It suits him.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm stuck to him.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need us to take a trip.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dojo, I'm so glad you're here for this one.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because the last time we played, you didn't get to play.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if you remember, I'd prop shoppers, I think.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, look, my walls are so bare in here because I didn't get to buy anything that created.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you can guess,
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Close us to the actual price of how these things are starting here on these options.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And actually what I have today are things that aren't even Auctionable you could just why I'm straight up right now if you want to you just add that bit boy to the cart Yeah, and and say let's do it.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to the plane.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got two for us today two for you Two from the plane we're gonna go through it.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's gonna go home with nothing.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, what do you want to actual cool?
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: What or the funny one first?
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cooling first.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: You got to pick now.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the number is the 11th best thing to do while your home sick is to break your friends' time.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did the cool one for us?
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I think the funny one is just hilarious.
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, great.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: The cool one for us, the number is in the link to you.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I learned how to do this at the age of 37, which was last week.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Your 37 last week.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was me last week.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was 39.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: How that happened?
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I have to.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Life.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, I need to say it before I send it though.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Dr. Richard Kimbles Award, essentially is what they call it.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is Harrison Ford.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Certificate created by the production for the use in Fugitive, 1993, hung within the Office of Dr. Richard Kimble, framed a word for fellowship and plastic surgery.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was awarded to him on the 10th of May in Chicago by the American College of Surgeons.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So this fake certificate that's in Kimbles' office,
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I would love to have this and put it up on my wall.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: It does seem very cool.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's cool.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right cool.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what's up, this bad boy up, shoot a true way.
• 20:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Show me.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Show me.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And just check it when you got today.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it takes a bit.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now, saying, okay, give it a look.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: When you send it, we can't see the price, right?
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just the image.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is awesome.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I told you said, where'd you send it?
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: In the everyone chat.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, here.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was waiting for my phone.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was waiting for my phone.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: The most convenient place.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was waiting for my phone.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Richard DeKimble has given, having given satisfactory evidence.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: A fitness has to age, character, preliminary education, medical instruction, and all other matters required by law, was fully examined by the examiners, whose signatures are here to attach them and found duly qualified to receive this fellowship in plastic surgery.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's more improper, the longer you.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it would be so fun to just have this like by your diploma.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like you have it.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, just also they have not bring it up to anybody.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it seems to be one of the things that people want to look at that are over to visit or things like that.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what up?
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who's everybody that comes to my house always asks to see my diploma?
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: The way that this game works on prop shoppers, playing a Hollywood vault.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what we're gonna call it now.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Prop shoppers, colon, playing a Hollywood vault.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: mute us.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, the other one guesses on that price.
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll give you a thumbs up and the next person comes in, whoever's closest.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not prices right.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, rules, whoever's closest to this price gets it.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, straight over or under the power over or under.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jordan will let you go first since you wanted cool stuff first.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, does can you just cannot.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 21:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's say you, my friend.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I tend to overshoot.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go with my second instinct and I'm going to say $80.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, dodge.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: $84.99.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are close.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is your guess?
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jordan said $80.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: You said $84.99.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's $400 for that one.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's 400.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I should have gone in my first instinct, because my first instinct was 250, and then I was like, I always have a shoot these things.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's because it does feel like a legit, I mean, that's a big deal, big actor.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was made for him.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't sign it or anything.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna real hear us in Ford season of life right now, too, so that would be interesting, not maybe not $400, I'm gonna be honest.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, $400 probably not.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuse this next one, though.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see how we do for the first.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we call it the funny one.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is from me, Airbud Golden Retriever.
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, dude.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Airbud Golden Receiver.
• 22:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: My bad.
• 22:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the football.
• 22:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is his, uh, it is football helmet.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think this is, I think you buried the lead a little bit.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think this one's a little bit cooler.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think this one's cooler.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: My bad.
• 23:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: There it is.
• 23:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can give it a look.
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Show me the dog.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Show me the dog.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: This white fall.
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the one from the family sports comedy film.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Airbud, Golden Receiver, it features yellow blue white stripes.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: So running down the center of a gray face mask and a blue T on each side outlined in the other reflecting the on-screen team design.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blue mouthpieces hatch the face mask completely authentic.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: The front of the helmet displays a label reading air, while the reverse proper left shows a manufacturer label, air varsity large, hilarious.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Makes a striking addition for collectors of air, but called receiver memorabilia.
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sports things, all those out there.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: All those out there.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: On-screen costume and accessory collection, sure.
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is great.
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would put this on the wall next to my diploma.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Instead of,
• 23:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to see versus coach, you get to guess first.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, because I'm already going home with the certificate, right?
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got the certificate bank, and you take them both.
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm just going to put this for a cool $250.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to put this in the shelf right next to Paris and Ford's certificate from the American plastic surgery society.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think it should be worth more than the certificate.
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I think it's $1,000.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's not going to be $175 US American dollars.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said $250.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jordan said $175.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't said $250.
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is $225.
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dollar.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Does you get it?
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: You shut me out.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Goes to doge.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's going to put a shutman on.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: as he nails the run straight through all.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Come on, come on.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Congratulations.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to wear the helmet, do all kinds of dangerous stuff.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: And if I get hurt, I'll use my certificate for the power of unlimited powerful medicine and repair myself.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's amazing.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a nice roll.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: When I was doing my full-on-use search.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was doing my vault research, and I had mentioned unknown treasures, and I actually looked into the details of what that whole section of the website is.
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's literally just stuff that they got off of a lot.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Awesome.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or something, and they really don't know what it is.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, hey, if you want to find out for yourself.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's pretty this much.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Interesting.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's pretty cool.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a grab bag.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you see a picture of it or is it like a blind bag?
• 25:28
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• 25:30
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• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, after losing so handily I'm pretty emotionally distraught and need to take a little break probably head over to show announcements.
• 25:49
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• 25:51
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• 25:53
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• 26:00
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• 26:04
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• 26:06
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• 26:12
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• 26:16
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• 26:25
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• 26:26
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• 26:28
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• 26:28
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• 26:30
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• 26:31
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• 26:34
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• 26:34
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• 26:36
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• 26:38
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• 26:40
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• 26:42
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• 26:43
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• 26:45
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• 26:48
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• 26:52
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• 26:53
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• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: We finished season two, technically.
• 27:08
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• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: But there's quite a few episodes before we get there.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so the story continues to be really good.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: We had our last session.
• 27:14
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• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And one of our last recordings that I just kind of asked everybody do they realize how cool this is.
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like they would just get to sit down and play tabletop RPG with our friends and it just doesn't never have to slow down, which is just so fun.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: But for myself, I don't know if it's true for y'all too.
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the longest I've ever played a TTRPG character.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I think it is.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two four years.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Calendar.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, man.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely is.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, it's done.
• 28:10
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• 28:12
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• 28:13
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• 28:15
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• 28:20
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• 28:25
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• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Survivor.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you all still?
• 28:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you still excited?
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: For a new episode.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, yeah, I am.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got big means the last one.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did too.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm, I'm not wary.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's people I don't want to win.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Big time.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: What if Joe wins?
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: There are still three people in the game that I am very okay with winning.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm still Tiffany Aubrey-Rizzo.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, same.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I have big thoughts.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Again, we mentioned last week, I tend to stay off of internet, survivor discourse, because I just think most people are dumb.
• 29:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or nine, as we found out there.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or nine could be, they're either stupid or nine.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: I got on just long enough this week to see that an opinion that I currently hold is,
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, not what I'm seeing a lot of people have to say, which is, hey guys, I think it's time to officially acknowledge on paper.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Rizzo's good at survivor.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Rizzo is good at survivor.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I have seen people say that his move to turn on Ozzy was dumb.
• 29:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I have seen people say that his decision to vote out, Sury was dumb.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: And here's what I say to both of those.
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: There are only dumb if you are rooting for somebody that's not Rizzo, but you have to understand, Rizzo's trying to play to win and to leave a legacy and the dude is doing it.
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Regardless of whether you like him or wish that it was somebody else that wins, it doesn't matter.
• 29:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think anybody who says he can't win at final tribal is stupid.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: He, I'm not saying he will, but like, he clearly has this charm to him that we don't get because we're not there.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: But he, I mean, Seree was not picking him as a goat.
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: She wanted to work with him and she was bouncing real ideas off of him.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's got something to him.
• 30:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he knows the game.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's good at survival.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: He is.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: And if, if Seree's going to get taken out,
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can only hope for another good winner.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think Aubrey's playing a hell of a game.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Tiffany really well.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tiffany's playing my favorite version of Challenge Beast, which is like not obnoxious about it, plus I think she's cool.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: And Rizzo's playing a great game.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: So like, you know, I can't imagine the jury is going to give it to Jonathan or Joe.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: I just don't think that's it's really a possibility.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I think one of those three wins it.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: a strategic battle, not that Tiffany doesn't have strategy.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just that part of her game has not stood out the most.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we're actually super challenged and well-rounded.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do think it's going to be a acquisition of a lion's or power battle between Aubrey and Rizzo to win survivor.
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's still can if she can for sure.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Left with those last two, but it does feel like
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: what I tried to peg weeks ago of how Suri should win is just make sure that she's left with Jonathan and Joe.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but now they're there and they're right for the taking.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think Aubrey has gotten to it first.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that was I think something to the downsides to Suri.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Something turned on for Aubrey and yeah, I just don't see Jonathan or Joe.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we know that Rizzo has an immunity idol that I'm sure he'll play.
• 31:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the thing.
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: He has to.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: He has to.
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's played or wasted.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: So he definitely will.
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: And my guess is, if he manages to somehow win immunity, which it would be his first I believe, if he manages to somehow win immunity, I think he would then strategically give that idol to someone else would be my guess, that he wants to take further.
• 32:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, it's good.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think with the whole riso thing, I found myself frustrated at him first at first, too.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think it's just because he walked in and said, this is what survivor is, and this is how good I am at it.
• 32:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, last season, and then this year.
• 32:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: For sure.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he is great.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's kind of doing it.
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Be, you've heard us talk about it on the podcast before.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I tried to find something that I could compare this to.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the three of us friendship super blossomed in a fraternity that we were in on canvas, called Simon Makeify.
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were long gone from this fraternity now.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if I was to hear some kid that was like, well, this is what sci-fi is.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know?
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's fair.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna bring it back.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wanna be one of the biggest influences to this organization and stuff, I was like, you don't.
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing really all it is?
• 32:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: But then if we checked in later in this semester, we were like, he's kind of right, actually.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like he's kind of doing it.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's kind of like this, yeah.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so it is, it's definitely this part of, I do feel like most of the naysayers for Rizzo are some of the old hat for sure.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I've even said before, like I wish it wasn't just,
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm marching band that wasn't the marching band at Fiji every year for the new era, it was like like can we just break back some more like I saw somebody compare Rizzo's like his vibe and sort of his approach to the game to like Rob Sester Nino's first time he played and how he was just kind of like a goofy dude And then he came back for all stars and was like, hey, I studied up and I want to play for real and like I'm ready to do this and I'm kind of getting that vibe
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know it's it's it's whatever he's doing is really working for me.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: I have really come around on riso and I enjoyed him last season.
• 33:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I remember us talking like, is he that good or is he just playing with a bunch of idiots?
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: And turns out I think he's kind of that good.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think both are true for last season, but I think he is pretty good.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's fair.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not saying he's the best of all time or anything, but he's he's one of the better high charisma players we've seen in a minute.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he doesn't have to like do anything at camp to make friends.
• 34:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, like, he's a literal bump on a wall.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm saying.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: That you keep hearing from people is like, he doesn't mean this liked.
• 34:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he's a nightmare to be like, at camp with it, and he's still this liked.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's how it is.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's got a sauce.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I'll tell you what, RIsDGOD to the end, I think I'm rooting for Riz at this point.
• 34:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's my winner pick.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's my winner pick.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I need a new one.
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you do.
• 34:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: You do.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Carter, who's your winner pick?
• 34:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You change it last week, right?
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a Tiffany.
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tiffany.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to text David to see if we can get a response from him about his new inner pick before the end of the app.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Talking about Tiffany.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So this was one of the better.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And production is always helping.
• 34:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's something that we have recognized in the new era, especially that our production team is doing a pretty good job of storytelling.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like there was something happening.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't mark to you, which season it was.
• 35:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: But something happened in the way that we were telling our stories and that we were cutting certain things.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: But this immunity challenge that we have where it's literally everyone against Tiff.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she still pulls it off because she's just laser-focused.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Got the blinders on.
• 35:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to do this myself.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was felt like it was scripted that we had Joe and Jonathan get their first.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they can't spell.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, they can't read.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then, uh, Rizzo gets there, he's not sure what to do, and then Aubrey gets there, and she just kind of shoots herself in the foot.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That that moment that she had, yeah, there was a resounding from from the Willis home.
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: There was a resounding like, yeah, when she was like, I probably could have beat Tiffany.
• 35:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was trying to help other people.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so that's a little bit of her.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't help but root for tiff in that moment too.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think what happens to Aubrey sometimes is could possibly be a vice for me on that island.
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: In that strategies are worrying with each other.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's so much in showing you that I want to help you and that we're allied in this way, but it would have meant just as much to take it from her.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just win.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Her greatest strength and her greatest weakness is she's overthinker.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: for sure.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, couldn't help but root for Tiffany in that moment.
• 36:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it just especially after it's especially after the balance on the water.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: One, the tip thought she won in the lost.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Carter, who's your who's your winner pick?
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tiffany.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tiffany's your winner picked, Dozier with Rizzo.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm rooting for Rizzo.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go Aubrey for the sake of points.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Points.
• 36:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can have to at this point.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go Aubrey for the sake of points.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would like to see her win too.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: She's probably, I think, for me, it goes Rizzo Aubrey Tiff in terms of who I want to see win.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: And if it's not one of those three, then go ahead and toss this season in the garbage.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, dude.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do think no matter what happens in season 50, it will have
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: quite a bit of after-life in the seasons before.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we saw this a lot, I hope, especially with new era players.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think, you know, it wasn't like on season two of Survivor Colby in the crew.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was season two or three.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're like, I'm gonna be like Richard, or I'm gonna, cause nobody does this yet.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: But now that we start to have this whole collection of champions and different people that played the game, you start to kind of build off of that.
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do think that four season 50,
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: When I try and find some level of optimism, if Joe or Jonathan win, I do think out of rage, we're going to have some people decide to get off the couch that are really good survivor peoples and try and play survivor.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think, cause that happens sometimes in just competition that you're just like, I cannot believe this person won, I'm so pissed.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to go in there and do something about it.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: I do want to say, I think I saw that this week Joe did say that he is dyslexic, and that he has a really hard time with the spelling things, and that it's like a very like source spot for him.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's sort of like embarrassing for him.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: He feels that way.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I want to say like totally understand this stuff.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would have weak spots that would be embarrassing for me, too, in the game without a doubt.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: I hope that he is able to laugh at got fun betrayal from his last
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: when he thought that it was G-O-T-F-U-N-B-E-T-R-A-L-E got fun betrayal was his like spelling, and he was like, I got it, and Jeff was like, no, because I hope he's at least able to like, past the embarrassment, look at that, and be like, that's so funny, dude, because that's a hilarious survivor moment.
• 38:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but yeah, it's, you know, whenever everybody teams up against someone else, very few times am I okay with it.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Even if I'm rooting for rooting against the person, like, it was the always going to be grand day immunity challenge on big brother.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm treated by this.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I can't help but be like, you know what, no, play the game right.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I hope she wins, and she did, and that was awesome.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Amazing.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I knew Serri was gone the moment she wanted immunity.
• 39:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: The moment she did.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like, yeah, she's out too, man.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: She did too.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, she went out still knowing the most and having the most clarity of anybody there.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: What should she do?
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: She'll send off to, to actually be, maybe the first ever person voted off that got to say,
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: the words that Travis always said, but I think that what this season proved for me beyond the shadow of a doubt, she should never play again.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: So he should never play survivor again, not because I don't want to see her.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I do.
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would watch her play a hundred times.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: She can't ever, she will never win this game.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's not possible.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: She just has two big of a reputation threat, and especially in the current iteration of the game,
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: the purge of all of the interesting people happens between nine and five.
• 39:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: So the current game incentivizes all of the most intense gameplay at final, from final nine to final five.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so you're, she's always going to go out, you know, ninth, eighth, seventh or sixth place, no matter what.
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's just going to always have the letter get there because they don't need to worry about her in challenges.
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: So the letter get there, but then they're always going to get her out.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unfortunately, but it's just a smart way to play the game, you know, you can't win all the people that you want to win or leaving, then that means that there's a handful of people playing the game, right?
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so yeah, it was such a bummer to see her go.
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, she got her flowers for sure, which everyone's literally.
• 40:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, we, the three of us sat through this entire season saying, this is masterful.
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she's, she's playing such a great game.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's, I mean, I really saw hardly any flaws with it at all.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is also a product of a twist, again, and that's fine.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's survivor, but I think the moment that we split tribes and she did not get to,
• 40:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hold Ozzie's hand on that week and not let him do the things that he did, she was she was done for she won the win.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll speak on behalf of Gage who is a defender of split tribals and I think that's a fine opinion to have and I don't think it's like against the spirit of the game necessarily.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: I am, and I think we'll always be a staunch hater of split Tribals for any reason.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that it, to me, splitting Tribals is the same as being like, you know, here's one of our challenges and big guys can't use their arms.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's just like, it's a social game and you randomly just decide that, like, the social dynamics have been split in half.
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I know that some people think it makes it interesting, but I just think it
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: otherwise would have been safe and it's like all the work they've put in now all of a sudden it's just gone and you know yeah it's like we're going to kneecap social games let's find a way to kneecap challenge beast because nothing stopping Tiffany Jo and Jonathan from just shoulder checking their way to the end here.
• 42:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 42:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the rules changed in the third quarter of a basketball game.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 42:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's just basketball sometimes.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Basketball already has rules.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Survivor already has rules.
• 42:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 42:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We talked about it already.
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the balancing and the unity when they were out on the ocean.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like if that is a if Tiffany's foot is up.
• 42:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Second.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then Jonathan's probably out.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Change the whole.
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is a little trajectory changes.
• 42:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: But there you go.
• 42:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think that I admire how Jeff handled that.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: We didn't really talk about that.
• 42:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: I really admire how Jeff handled the foot still being down on the balance competition.
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that the only way to do that is exactly what he did and just say, tip to you trust our judgment.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's a valid question to ask, I know she was probably frustrated and panicking and I admired the way she handled it, I admired the way he handled it.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think in that moment you just have to go, hey, that was my bad.
• 42:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't have a dozen eyes.
• 42:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: We do have a dozen eyes though and let me consult with them.
• 42:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Here's what they're telling me, do you trust us that we want this game to be fair?
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think at that point, Tiff had did the only thing she could do, which was like, yeah, I trust you.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I hate this, but I trust you.
• 43:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 43:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think that's, you know, as much as that sucks, I think it speaks to, you know, as much as Jeff can sometimes be frustrating.
• 43:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: The one thing I don't think he is is interested in an unfair game on purpose.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think he accidentally creates an unfair game sometimes with the dynamics, but I think he always wants to make sure everybody out there has as fair of a shot as possible.
• 43:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I respect that for sure.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: These last few episodes have been losing good evidence and Cery.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's about 70% of the entertainment value of this season gone in the blink of an eye.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: Real.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Brutal.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just immediately.
• 43:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Real.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: At least Jonathan's still here.
• 43:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do you have what would I do without the weird ripped clothes?
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: He looks like he's about to leave worship for Hillsong, young and free.
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just, I like, I like it when he goes to tribal and I know that he studied magic.
• 44:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I come our touch with Dr.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Strange, right before this.
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: He just goes ahead, I think it's honestly smart because imagine if Bruce Banner went ahead and wore his whole clothes as a human form.
• 44:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's just fits.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like we don't have to worry about things ripping.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: More, save time.
• 44:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just save some time, man.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it does.
• 44:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: His clothes have a movie prop, playing a Hollywood vault quality to this.
• 44:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it looks like a costume.
• 44:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It looks like a witch.
• 44:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Someone thoughtfully, two thoughtfully tried to make it look real, and it just looks fake.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I do just want to say while we complain about the like band-kid vibe of all of new era survivor.
• 44:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: I want to be so clear that Jonathan is that too.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not, when I'm, when I'm complaining about the band-kids and then I'm like, but also this challenge beast is annoying, I'm not trying to have it both ways.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_03]: Jonathan firmly is a band-kid.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's just a big one.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: He is absolutely anybody who's willing to cross their arms and be like, hey, why the meat?
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's band-kid energy.
• 45:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, sorry about it here, man.
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's band-kid energy.
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're a dog.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just think so.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Jeff, I just think the way they play the game is disgusting.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you got to know is that he caused Jeff Probst, Mr. Jeff.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Embarrassing.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Personally, personally, Mr. Jeff, I think it's disgusting how they keep lying.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: How nobody will tell me the truth, Mr. Jeff.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: They keep tricking me.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: They think I'm not a smart ozim and they can trick me and that's a fence at Mr. Jeff.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: They should just tell me the honest thing every time and just let me try and beat them.
• 45:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, Mr. Jeff, I was wondering, can we just do arm wrestle?
• 45:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, it's the only way to get it honest.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, it's actually not of these folks.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, dude, actually what you're looking for is called sports.
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Actually, the game you're looking for is called all sports.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Go do those.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's no lying in football unless you're lying down like a baby, idiot, damn, idiot, got him.
• 45:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even know I had that in me.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm not a big John of the van, mostly for real.
• 46:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: I feelings about Jonathan and Joe are completely reversed.
• 46:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that I would love to spend time with Joe outside of the game.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think the way he plays is very annoying.
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that Jonathan actually has a plan and is trying to play.
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I think that him as a person would make me vomit in my mouth.
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: So...
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't think I want to ever meet him.
• 46:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is never meet your heroes.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm that apparently good.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's, I think he's real mad guys, far as I understand, which is pretty much a point, a point of no return for me, poise, and then leave.
• 46:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: And if you're a mega person listening, stop.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: So.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, we still got finale left on this season of Survivor live a live finale, which is fun.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't wait to watch Jets Jeff Jetsky away from Fiji.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: He better into New York Harbor.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: He better.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great.
• 46:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he better.
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he better.
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just tell him I had.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe so many of you doesn't do it.
• 46:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or actually, they did a live finale.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Before COVID, I think it was, they technically did like a pre-recorded live thing, like quote unquote live thing for winners at war.
• 47:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: They did like a Zoom call live finale.
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a lot of what's frustrating about the new era is that it seemed like they were like, we have to make changes for a couple seasons for COVID.
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: So what if we just do it for five straight years?
• 47:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just do it forever now.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 47:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: It would be like, what if S&L was still on Zoom?
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah?
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, why'd you guys keep that?
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't understand you, Bummer.
• 47:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: Be a bummer.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: So let's go back, maybe Jeff.
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Mr. Jeff.
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jack Brown.
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think he's going to be there?
• 47:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, the life in LA?
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't even want to think about it.
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, please.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't even want to think about it.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe Billio be there, that'd be fun.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'd probably probably show up.
• 47:51
  [SPEAKER_03]: Find the show up.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I tried to get a winner pick from our buddy, Goodger, and he is not responded yet.
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like he's busy or something, whatever.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to pick for him, since we'll pick for him.
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jonathan will pick for him.
• 48:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy that he picks Jonathan.
• 48:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's so wild that he just texted me.
• 48:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Being, oh, yeah, he's a Jonathan all the way.
• 48:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Jordan, I want Jonathan to take it all the way for the win.
• 48:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Jordan, that's what he said.
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's so crazy.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And dollar's home, Mr. Jordan.
• 48:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think he might be hang it.
• 48:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: He just hit myself.
• 48:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's actually hanging with Jonathan right now.
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is he also dressed like a pirate?
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: He is, dude.
• 48:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, that's so weird.
• 48:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: This picture looks like there's in front of the Capitol building.
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Does he have a date on it?
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha ha.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: January six, but now I can't tell what year.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's crazy.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of people there, though.
• 48:42
  [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know gauges like that.
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: He loves Jonathan.
• 48:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: What can I do?
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's all you need to know, I guess.
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: What can I say?
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: He loves Jonathan from Survival.
• 48:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: To end today's episode.
• 48:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'd like for each of us to say our name and which person from this cast we're inviting to come hang out in our backyard for like a cookout situation.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like the easy way to know about how we're doing.
• 49:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like from the whole cast or from who's left?
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh.
• 49:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's, why don't we say who's left just because whole cast I feel like we'd all be like Sarisa Risa Rie, let's go.
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Or like Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy, and then we're out of here.
• 49:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know yours would be like, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh yeah.
• 49:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know yours would be ubiquicky, of course.
• 49:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mine would obviously be ubiquicky.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let's say who's left.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's a little more interesting, okay.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 49:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: For two chunks, I think there's one answer to this question.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: For two chunks, I'm Jordan, it's Tiff.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tiff's the coolest person left by far.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, I'm not really interested.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: Otherwise, maybe Rizzo, I would hang with Rizzo.
• 49:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: I think he'd probably have a pretty good time.
• 49:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Joe's, and I am scheduling my cookout, my backyard, get together from a memorial day at the same time as Jordan's.
• 49:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
• 49:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no!
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Can we just get our limescooter and let her shovel herself between the two barbecues?
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I said, if you wanted to do it, I thought I already said it.
• 50:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are you going to end the episode for us?
• 50:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Antiphany.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would say Tiffany.
• 50:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's in no brainer.
• 50:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you're Tiffany?
• 50:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Tiffany.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm Tiffany.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's just Tiffany.
• 50:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Looks like she's got some decisions coming up.
• 50:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's getting hurt.
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's going to make it hard.
• 50:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: She has to make fire to get to mine, though.
• 50:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: So... That's fine.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.
• 50:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: I will have some chips.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: What are you making?
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have some chips.
• 50:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: What are you making to go with them?
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I like a pulled pork backyard situation.
• 50:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: If I'm being honest with you, damn it.
• 50:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was going to say pulled pork.
• 50:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I love a pulled pork.
• 50:39
  [SPEAKER_03]: We can't have the same situation.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, it was your idea.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: I went first.
• 50:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was your idea.
• 50:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm making ribs.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like it.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Unfold pork.
• 50:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ribs are pork.
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: First I'm pulled pork.
• 50:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: This kid is a good call to.
• 50:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: I were making unpoled pork.
• 50:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't, you know what they say.
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't un-pull that port.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: My mark has never been the fact.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't pull that.
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: You faster says that you can't un-pull that port.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: You can't pull that port.
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Once you start, you can't un-pull that port.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Does that go blind?