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F**k More Chicken | Friday April 25, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trentholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell part of how
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  Speaker 1: you Know It's a Friday inside the Treehouse and Jerry
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  Speaker 1: joins us making it all very very festive, and we're
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  Speaker 1: going to kick off this epic Friday with a truly
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  Speaker 1: epic story. There we go. First there was the Right brothers,
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  Speaker 1: then the mind his brothers, and now come the Banks brothers.
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  Speaker 1: During a child porn investigation targeting his younger brother, an
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  Speaker 1: upstate New York man was recently busted for his own
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  Speaker 1: impropriety with a cow. Yes, thirty eight year old Mark
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  Speaker 1: Banks was arrested earlier this month for sexual misconduct with
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  Speaker 1: a dairy cow. A New York State police investigation originally
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  Speaker 1: focused on Banks's brother, thirty seven year old Christopher, for
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  Speaker 1: possessing child porn transmitted online, but electronic equipment taken during
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  Speaker 1: the investigation included video of his brother Mark going full
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  Speaker 1: Hillbilly on a cow. The Banks brothers are doing court
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  Speaker 1: and they'll have to answer to those criminal charges. Trey,
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  Speaker 1: I love documents, so maybe it's time you make one.
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  Speaker 1: We've had Tiger King. Maybe this could be the cow Queen.
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  Speaker 1: You could even interview people from Chick fil A, just
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  Speaker 1: to see if they have a comment on the story.
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  Speaker 2: You think the judge. The judge just starts off with
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  Speaker 2: where do I begin?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, first of all, let me just say this is
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  Speaker 3: utterly ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: You think Chick fil A is going to go more chicken?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't know unless you ask got to
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  Speaker 1: get them on camera. Look, it'd be an eye catching.
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  Speaker 4: Billboard, especially if you put the cow in a little skirt.
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  Speaker 1: Let's now you're just victim blaming. This really is a stunning,
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  Speaker 1: stunning story. And I hope to god their parents are
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  Speaker 1: not alive, And if they are, I hope they're not proud,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm sorry. If you've got you've got two brothers
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  Speaker 1: doing some very very bad things. I can't help. But
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  Speaker 1: wonder did the parents like, what.
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  Speaker 3: Did you know?
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  Speaker 1: What's Yeah? Is the apple falling far enough from the tree?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know the brother that was being the cows
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  Speaker 4: is looking at his other one brother, goe you sick?
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  Speaker 1: Well, at least it ain't kids.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the rest of the prisons going like, really you
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  Speaker 1: two regards argue over that.
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  Speaker 3: This is the is what you guys have beef over.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna hit you in the face.
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  Speaker 2: Mute his mic.
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  Speaker 4: Oh terrible, it really is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a that's an. We had a guy
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  Speaker 2: in high school that did something similar and he, uh,
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  Speaker 2: every time he would come down it was a it
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  Speaker 2: was it was at a field party. It was a
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  Speaker 2: lot of ever clear and yep and uh, every time
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  Speaker 2: he would come down the hall, we would move.
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  Speaker 1: Did he get confused?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how you confuse that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I've never been to a Mesquite
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  Speaker 1: field party in in the nineties, so I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you had Tammy dressed similarly to the cow.
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  Speaker 4: But that sounds like something that would happen in Mesquite.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 2: The the people that the girls that we went to
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  Speaker 2: high school with you're smoking hot? Ok, Yeah, so there's
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  Speaker 2: no confused. That was just one of those I bet
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  Speaker 2: it was like a dare, like, but you won't do it, and.
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  Speaker 4: All the all the girls in your class were smoking hot,
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  Speaker 4: almost almost all of them.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, the ones you're talking about were in West Mesquite.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but there's some glamour shots that would sell the
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  Speaker 4: tale otherwise.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I was there, you know what, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, Maybe maybe we are stereotyping this too much, Trey.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Raj is correct. At a Mesquite field party, they
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  Speaker 1: have nothing but nines and tens on the female side,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe they also had nines and tens on the
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  Speaker 1: dairy cow side, and that's why this guy got confused
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, and decided to mount the cow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's on that. Yeah, I just think
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  Speaker 2: it was a dare, like I bet you won't do it,
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  Speaker 2: and it was like, yeah, I will.
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  Speaker 1: Really all right there watching me this cow. That's uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's he will ever come back from that? Like you said, Roger,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, did you guys ever stop mooing in his presence?
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  Speaker 2: He was far far better than me. So I would
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  Speaker 2: hide behind other people moving and do the same, But
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it for.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the way you want to taunt a cow
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  Speaker 1: is by is by mooing at him?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we'll not just turn him.
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  Speaker 1: On going and he might he might get It's just
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not not getting stuffed in a locker.
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  Speaker 2: But like how they said dairy cow Like, if it
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  Speaker 2: was a meat producing cow, it would be okay.
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  Speaker 4: If it was a heifer, it would be gay.
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  Speaker 1: It's only gay. If it's a heifer, We're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a hell of an Etsy store with all things. It's
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  Speaker 1: only gay. If sure, it's only gay. If it's a heifer,
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  Speaker 1: it's only gay. It's not gay. If it's the apocalypse
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  Speaker 1: and it's not gay. If there's a joaba between the
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  Speaker 1: two of you, I'm ready to go to print. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know about you, guys. And maybe also the more
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  Speaker 1: chicken t shirts.
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  Speaker 1: called Well. Today is April twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Wilbo, was that you were telling us about.
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  Speaker 3: Heifer's oh be prepared for incoming email. Heifers are female cows,
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  Speaker 3: specifically young cows that have not produced cabs yet.
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  Speaker 4: Herford there, here's my correction.
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  Speaker 1: Really is sad some of the things that I know
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  Speaker 1: because I knew that because my grandfather and his brother
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  Speaker 1: both cattle ranchers. But it was still a good line, Trey,
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  Speaker 1: So I still applaud you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Hindu. They could just be an ancestor of mine.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just home uncle.
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  Speaker 1: All right, moving on just a little bit. Although Trey's
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  Speaker 1: got something.
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  Speaker 4: You can't eat them or you can't.
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  Speaker 2: Story in my life?
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's another shirt now for the for the
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  Speaker 1: Etsy store for Raj, just a photo of Raj. Cows
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  Speaker 1: can't eat them? Can't? It has to be you specifically, Raj.
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  Speaker 1: If it's just a random Hindu, that's going to be
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  Speaker 1: horrifically racist, but it's it's okay. Fair game, no uh?
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of first dates in Mesquite, do you guys have
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  Speaker 1: a go to for your first date with somebody? Do
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  Speaker 1: you have like a go to first date plan or
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  Speaker 1: activity tray?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'd actually have to date.
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  Speaker 1: Fair enough, all right, Raj, do you have a playbook?
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  Speaker 1: And in that playbook do you have first date options.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to go. I used to always first
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  Speaker 2: dates were at Avante's and uh then the one in
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  Speaker 2: Addison Circle closed, so I had the one on McKinney.
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  Speaker 1: Was really nice. Dallas Italian restaurant yep, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Was wonderful, and so that was like the go to.
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  Speaker 2: And then in La it was just whatever the trendiest
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  Speaker 2: bar or you know, Gastro.
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  Speaker 4: Pub was so in the old days, the original the
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  Speaker 4: Old Loon was my go to first date spot. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because the food was excellent, yep. And so if they
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  Speaker 4: immediately turned up their nose and were like, ooh, I
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  Speaker 4: don't you know, this isn't good enough, cool, this isn't
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  Speaker 4: gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: That's true because with Trey back in the day, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to get with him, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: get with his friend, and his friend was the loot,
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  Speaker 1: and in his defense, it was a good friend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I got with Tray many times. Jerry, do you have
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  Speaker 1: a do you have a go to first date?
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  Speaker 3: My younger days, it was like a party or a
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  Speaker 3: social gathering, you know, something, one of those field parties
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  Speaker 3: something like that. And then later on my go to
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  Speaker 3: first date was fun ninety five, Oh a fun place.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Sorry, for a second, I thought you were saying
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  Speaker 1: some radio station that got a business fun ninety five.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the radio I mean, don't evening wrong. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: a radio station tour could be fruitful, but I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: depend on it. Well, it turns out, did you know?
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  Speaker 1: First dates with activities are more likely to land a
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  Speaker 1: second date. First dates with activities are more likely to
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  Speaker 1: lead to a second date. According to a report from
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  Speaker 1: a matchmaking company, first day that involve something active twenty
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  Speaker 1: five percent more likely to lead to a second date
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  Speaker 1: than say, meetups at bars, restaurants, or even coffee shops.
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  Speaker 1: Active dates are described as anything that gets people on
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  Speaker 1: their feet and experiencing something new, like visiting a museum,
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  Speaker 1: strolling through botanical gardens. It's ending a concert, grabbing a
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  Speaker 1: bike at a food truck, or taking a cooking class.
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  Speaker 1: And yes, raj hiking is included. Hiking boasts a whopping
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  Speaker 1: fifty percent success rate, So if you go hiking on
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  Speaker 1: a first date, fifty percent more likely to lead to
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  Speaker 1: a second date. Bars used to be a popular option,
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  Speaker 1: but that's now becoming less popular for everyone. So there
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  Speaker 1: you have it. Activities on first dates greater chance of
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  Speaker 1: leading to a second date, which leads us to today's
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse Top five the category inside the Treehouse Today first dates,
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  Speaker 1: Red Flag first date activities, Oh the Treehouse Top five
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  Speaker 1: Today's category Red Flag first date activities. Are you guys ready?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: Number one of the I'm sorry? Number five Red Flag
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  Speaker 1: first date activities. Crotchless yoga. It's the same as yoga,
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  Speaker 1: but key pieces of fabric from the yoga pans are missing. Yeh,
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  Speaker 1: feel like it needs a sound effect. Makes me feel better?
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  Speaker 1: Number five caroutiously yoga. Number four illegal border cross hiking.
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  Speaker 1: I said you want adventure, you go there, then you
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  Speaker 1: try to make it back. I mean, what's not exciting
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  Speaker 1: about that? Number three Care to decorate my panel van?
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  Speaker 1: Number two how to make a snuff film workshop? And
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  Speaker 1: number one of the Red Flag first date activities TikTok
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  Speaker 1: dance videos. That has been the Treehouse Top five the
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  Speaker 1: category Red Flag first date activities. You're welcome. It's very,
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  Speaker 1: very intentional to put the TikTok dance video at number one.
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  Speaker 8: Why.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like I'd rather do any of those
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  Speaker 1: other things than on a first date. Get the phone
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  Speaker 1: put out let's commemorate it with a TikTok dance, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't think any first date should
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  Speaker 1: involve choreography and recording equipment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but also the illegal border crossing hiking. I date
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  Speaker 2: white girls, so they'll make it across the border.
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  Speaker 1: I'll stay in Mexico, which is why it should be
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  Speaker 1: a red flag for you. It's just it's just not
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  Speaker 1: only not only is it a red flag, it's just
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  Speaker 1: really unsafe for you because you get it up in
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  Speaker 1: a cartel and.
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  Speaker 2: I don't speak the language, So I'll just be I'll
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  Speaker 2: just be a fantastic drug mule.
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  Speaker 1: Every single hole.
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  Speaker 1: got something here. I'm not sure if it's good or bad. No, nothing, Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is the next thing we're going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: is bad and and for the record, it's all your
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  Speaker 1: can fault. Okay, okay. Question, do you guys know what
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  Speaker 1: an antarectal foreign body is? Trey does, because he sent
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  Speaker 1: me the story. Raj, you were pre med at Texas State?
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  Speaker 1: Did they teach you about anarectal foreign bodies?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just a foreign object in your But.
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  Speaker 1: Your Texas State pre med is really paying off. It's
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  Speaker 1: obviously not for tight lipped people. Yeah, but a man,
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  Speaker 1: a man managed to get a large flashing kid's toy
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  Speaker 1: stuck in his butt, forcing doctors to come up with
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  Speaker 1: a plan to get the antarectal foreign body out for good?
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  Speaker 1: Wait out for good? Does that mean they got it
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  Speaker 1: out more than once and it kept going back in?
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  Speaker 1: The story is really alarming, Tray like, does it?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Did the did the toy do the hello money, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: my darling and then run back in? Anyway, any day
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  Speaker 1: is a good day that has a Spaceball's reference. The
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  Speaker 1: sixty two year old man went to the hospital complaining
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  Speaker 1: of severe pain in his backside and admitted that a
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  Speaker 1: foreign body was stuck in there. A digital exis emanation,
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  Speaker 1: not a finger digital, but computer, revealed a six and
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  Speaker 1: a half centimeter diameter ball with two cartoon faces on
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  Speaker 1: either side. It also contained smaller ball bearings and a
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  Speaker 1: red liquid. Basically, it looked like something you would get
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  Speaker 1: out of like a gumball machine, like like a clear
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  Speaker 1: plastic I've seen the photo, so a clear sphere with
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  Speaker 1: little smiley faces on either side. So it's either something
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  Speaker 1: you'd get out of a gumball machine or something like
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  Speaker 1: I'd get if I ate a certain number of sushi
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  Speaker 1: plates at the Korea Revolving Sushi in Carrollton.
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  Speaker 4: If anyone was going to know where the object came from.
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  Speaker 1: I really opened myself up to these things, don't I
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  Speaker 1: really do?
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  Speaker 2: Literally?
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, to get the ball out, surgeons came up with
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  Speaker 1: an ingenious plan to make their lives as easy as possible,
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  Speaker 1: because when you get someone with something in their butt,
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  Speaker 1: as a doctor, you think, okay, how are we going
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  Speaker 1: to get it out? And more importantly, how can we
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  Speaker 1: get this out as quickly and effortlessly and minimally invasive
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  Speaker 1: on our part as possible, right, So to get the
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  Speaker 1: ball out, surgeons came up with an ingenious plan. They
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  Speaker 1: placed the man under general anesthetic so knocked him out entirely,
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  Speaker 1: and then they used a scalpel to pierce the elastic ball.
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  Speaker 1: The ball's overall size was then reduced as air rushed out.
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  Speaker 1: It was then successfully removed using forceps and a foreign
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  Speaker 1: body clamp through the man's rectum. And that is how
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  Speaker 1: you ruin your kids Easter.
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  Speaker 2: My mother was an e ar nurse and she would
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  Speaker 2: tell me, and she was an overnight so that's when
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  Speaker 2: all of what happens, and she would tell me. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why people put things in dead bum
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, that's a And she had
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  Speaker 2: one guy that came in. She had one guy that
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  Speaker 2: came in with a mag light. What yeah, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have a hard time eating Magnum ice cream bars.
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  Speaker 1: I can't just because it's got the same name as well.
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  Speaker 2: If you're doing if you're doing it that way, you're
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  Speaker 2: doing it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I think that sounds a lot better than a mag light,
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  Speaker 1: at least tasty.
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  Speaker 3: How in the hell did that guy sit down?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: He did not last year. She said that when she
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  Speaker 2: they brought him in to medical City, Uh, he was
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  Speaker 2: his butt was in the air and he was on
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  Speaker 2: the gurney and like, there's no I mean, he everybody
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  Speaker 2: saw it.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a medical term for face down ass up?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a Latin verse version of that they have
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  Speaker 1: to write down for the insurance.
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  Speaker 2: Billy, I'll look it up for the next episode.
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  Speaker 1: So you're right, Raj, Yes, this is This is not
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  Speaker 1: an isolated incident. People, especially men, have been putting weird
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  Speaker 1: things in their butts for years. Radiologists have shown X
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  Speaker 1: rays with some of the most embarrassing things that they've
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  Speaker 1: seen in men's butts. Things like deodorant cans, lighter fluid bottles,
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  Speaker 1: coffee jars, and even a whole orange have been found
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  Speaker 1: stuck inside rectums. A forty year old man even claimed
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  Speaker 1: he slipped directly onto a pestle while cooking Malaysian food,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: you know, the mortal and pestle. He claimed it was
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: an accident, he slipped and it just right in there.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: There was also an egg, an aubergine, an axe handle,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: a sports drink bottle, and a homemade object fashioned from
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: an empty tube of Barracca tablets with a spray nozzle
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: on the end. Men, aren't we grand species? If we're
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: not drawing on it or peeing on it, we're trying
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: to stick it in our butt.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: What do you think the percentage of those objects were
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: dares as opposed to hmm, I wonder if that I'm mud.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I I've look, I'm a forty five year old man,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: and I have not once gone to a fellow dude
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: and dared him to stick something in his butt. Not
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a lot of friends and nobody's ever gone,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: but we're just bored.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, Trey, I've you and not the three of us.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've known you guys for twenty years. I've
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: been not only drunk with you guys, but mega drunk
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: with you guys. And not once did we ever try
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: to dare each other to stick things in each other's butts. Jerry,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: we've been through the trenches together. We've also had some
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: drinks together. Not once have I said, hey, I think
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you should, you know, put this in there. So I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: don't think that's a common thing.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: I'm just of all that list. The thing that puzzles
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: me is the egg? How you do that without breaking it?
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, is that a talent?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: It sounds like it. I mean that is some serious
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: spinky control. Whatever you do, don't sneeze?
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Does that make you the maile? Why not a writer?
• 24:39
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• 24:57
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• 24:59
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• 25:32
  Speaker 1: This is a Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley along with
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry calledwell, uh Raj, what
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: was it you were just saying about the the butt stuff?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Well, the guy with the egg, Like I would hit
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: to a little breakfast with that guy and like the waitress,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: come on, you know, how would you like the egg scrambled?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: And he's like, nope, just in my butt.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would. It would be interesting, especially if it
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: was like it was like a like a bro brunch.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: And we were talking before about how someone said, oh,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I think guys just day each other to do this,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: even though none of us never have. It's like you
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and your buddy go to brunch and it's like, how
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: do you want your eggs? Don't answer that, Steve, you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Know how he wants his.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: You don't want to see him make an omelet.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Or ye.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Might might save you some money.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: When he says, Sonny, it's a way different thing.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: How do you like your eggs? Face down? Ass up?
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: You guys will never believe what I saw, and only fans.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: About that I would after this week, okay? Uh related
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to not too much necessarily altogether. Couples that fart together
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: are happier together true or false? True or false? Couples
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: that fart together are happier together Trey false, Raj false, Jerry.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I must say yes, I knew it. I knew you
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: were a fart lover, fart sniffer.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: I knew it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: I knew it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: According to a science science says love is in the air,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: especially when couples feel comfortable enough to toot around each other.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: It might seem silly, letting it rip in front of
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: your partner is actually a sign of deep trust and
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: emotional intimacy. It shows you're not hiding your less than
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: glamorous side, which signals openness and vulnerability, which are important
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: ingredients for a healthy relationship. That level of comfort can
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: then help reduce stress, break down emotional walls, and improve communication,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: all of which are linked to greater long term happiness.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: So yes, couples who can laugh and maybe even grown
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: about a little gas are often stronger and more connected
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: because of it. Say that to the girl that just
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: got dutch oven by her boyfriend the first time. M h, yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: when do you have that talk in the relationship? Like
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: at what? At what date? Do you say? All right,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: here's some here as some of my ground rules either
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: yeah you can or no you can't. Or is that
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: something where you just she just kind of walked past
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: her one day and break the seal.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I think that just sort of happens organically or heaven forbid,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: she walks past you.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: First, that I've never had the conversation come up in
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: a relationship ever, I'm not that I'm not that guy.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I had a of mine who's wife now ex wife,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: but so so I don't know if this makes you closer,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: but she would, They would like if he was on
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: the toilet pooping, she would walk in and take a
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: shower while he was doing that, and vice.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Oh god, Now, not only is that bad altogether, not
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: only is that a bad combo. M it's a bad
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: combo because now it's wet and humid in there.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmmm. That makes it worse mm hm.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: But they were completely okay with it, and I'm like,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: that is disgusting.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: It's I know, I've had the conversation in pretty much
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: every relationship I've been in. I don't know at what
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: point it came up, but I'm a hardliner. We're not
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: doing that. Yeah, same here, And and the reason why
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: isn't because I'm clothed off and not vulnerable and I'm
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: not emotionally accessible, nothing like that. It's because my mom
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: let him rip all the time. And because of that,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: if you do that, that's who I think of. So
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: unless you want to be thought of in my eyes
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: as my mother, then you better not let them rip.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, same thing. My mom used to do the same
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: thing and it was really Yeah.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Indian dean's worse. Do you or is it
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: like the food? You just get used to it?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you just get used to it. I
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: mean in India, like, it's not a thing like it's
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: like burping and farting. That's just like burping after a
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: meal is saying that the meal was good, so you'll
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: have everybody do it. Nobody says, excuse me, nobody, And
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: then I guess farting is like the mule was fantastic.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: That's five star cuisine. Reminded me never to go there.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: This restaurant smells odd.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm now going to be extremely suspicious of any
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Indian restaurant that has five stars. Yes, you know, you
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: just take me to like the three to four star range.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I don't want to go into the five
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: star room. I don't know what I'm gonna walk into.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: You go to the two star room and it's just
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: all white people. Did you go to the five star
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: one welcome?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean they're all they're all, they're all farting
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: as well, but it's not because it's a conflidence. It's
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: just their tummies upset. Uh, Jerry, how do you how
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: do you approach that? Do you just let it rip
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: one day since since since you're for the the toots
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: in the relationship?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's do you plan it?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Do you do you like it? Do you think, Okay,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: tonight's the night, Tonight's night. I'm gonna do it and
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: see how it goes.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: No, it just there just comes a point when you no,
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: you don't have to hold it in anymore.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Like you're on the couch watching you know, Storage Wars
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and you just hike a leg.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: You know, basically it's going to happen at some point.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: You know, it's just it's gonna happen. You're not going
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: to be able to stem the tide. You're not going
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: to be able to hold it whatever, and gauge, Yeah,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: you just gauge the reaction and if they're I've just
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: I've never been with anybody who was utterly disgusted by it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: You know, humans are gross and we just we know that.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: How about this in a relationship, what comes first? The
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: fart or the Jerry, you're the only one in here
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that that's that stumbs up on on the fart team.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I can only already a knock a both out. At
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: the same time, I.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Can only assume what was under the bleep, and I
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: would have to say the farts because there is a line.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Gases are fine, solids are right out.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: No, Jerry, I'm not you and I need to have
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: a talk to break I think I think my bleep
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: was was just disguising too much.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: That bleaked.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: It's up to Jerry, kind of like my mom's farts
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: did to me.
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• 34:29
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays we've got.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: First up, Jonathan Bailey is thirty seven. Jonathan Bailey is
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: thirty seven. He plays Lord Anthony Bridgerton on Bridgerton. Now,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: clearly there's four dudes in here right now. I don't
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: know if any of us have seen any Bridgerton. I
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: have not. That is not something that my wife has
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: made me watching, as far as I don't think she's
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: watched any of it, you guys Bridgerton people, not a bit.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: I've seen a couple episodes because I was dating someone
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: who watched it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: That's when I first heard the term intimacy coordinator. It
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: had to it was in relation to that show, as
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: apparently they have so much on screen, uh on screen
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: whoopee that they had their intimacy coordinator.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Is it like Downton Abbey? Like? Is that kind of
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: like the same thing?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Never seen Abby?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: It's it's a very piece.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's it's a it takes place in the past.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: It's English, So yes, Raj, you're gonna say it's a
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: lot like Dalton Abbey, except I think there's more king
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: and since Jerry doesn't know what what's under that bleep
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: or has it as it has a different idea of
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: what he thinks is underneath that bleep. Really would make
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: both those shows interesting or more interesting as it were.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays to day. Tim Duncan, retired NBA superstar from
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: the San Antonio Spurs, turns forty nine today. Forty nine
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: year old Tim Duncan, NBA legend and one of the
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: greatest powdy faces of all time in the history of sports.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: For all the good stuff that people love about Luca,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Trey is right, That's one of the things I couldn't
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: stand about Luca is he was He was a big,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: big baby when it came to you know, hard fowls
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and certain things not being called. That was my only
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: gripe with Luca. I still say the maps have royally
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: screwed themselves.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Up on that one.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: But anyway, Tim Duncan's forty nine. The difference there being
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: is like he had a super powdy face, but he
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: had a lot of rings, so you kind of let
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: him go. Jason Lee, the skateboarder turned actor, is fifty
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: five today. Trey, you mentioned it. Dogma is going to
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: be going back into Kevin Smith's hands. And Jason Lee
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: is one of the guys that has been in a
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: number of Kevin Smith projects including Yeah, Yeah he was Ye.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Started out in Malrats though, mal Rats. I'd love that movie.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: That movie. You know, I can't remember which came out first,
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Clerks or mal Rats Clerks Clerks.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: It was Clerks then maul Rats yep. And the way
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: you know is because Kevin Smith had made enough money
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: from Clerks to add color in mal Rats. Uh but yeah, phenomenal,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: phenomenal movie. Also Chasing Amy and Jay and Silent Bob's
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Drive Back. Yeah. Another actor, Renee Zellweger, turns fifty six.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Renee Zelweger fifty six today. Gina Torrez also yes.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Another nineties movie cult classic, Renezoier Empire Records.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Yes.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Also the Texas Chainsaw Massacre with McConaughey that I believe
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: was a ut film project type of thing. Yes, I
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: think that might have been her first movie. Not one
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: hundred percent on that, but who cares about verifying things
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: in here? Actress Gina Torres also turns fifty six right now.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: She's best known as EMS Captain Tommy Vega on nine
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: one one Loan Star. She was also on Suits and
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: she was Zoey on Firefly. Anyone ever watched One Lone Star.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like there were so many ridiculous storylines on
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: that show. It's like, Okay, we don't really have a
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: super volcano in Austin.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: No, isn't a Rob Low in that?
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think the show's now ended. I
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: think I think that that version of nine one one
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: has has ended, but it certainly had a hell of
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: a run, Amanda. They love some just big, massive catastrophic,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: multi episode events, whether it was Lone Star or the
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: regular nine to one one based in southern California, Like
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: a super volcano in southern California, Sure, tornadoes in Texas, Yes,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: they did that, But I.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Think there's one more. There was an earthquake in Austin
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: they had to respond to, and I was like, Okay.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, we do have quakes here, but they're not
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: going to be that size.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: It does make me think back though, whenever I'd see
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: promos for the for the nine one one shows and
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: how these big catastrophic things are happening. How did we
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: ever watch emergency back in the day, you know, with
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Randolph man tooth and and Rampart like they went to
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: some boring ass like Fender Bender and someone's got to
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: bleed and needed some stitches. By comparison, today it's like
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you've got ems, you know, dealing you know with a
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: jet propelled tornadoes and super volcano's like, God, we we've
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: really amped things up on the TV side, Thank you everybody.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Joe, I don't know that show. I've never heard of Emergency.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Oh the seventies show. No, yeah, just find one of
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: those classic TV show channels they played all the time.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Even Chips seems seems like a drop in the pan
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: compared to some of the TV shows that are police
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: oriented today. Punching John getting dates because they pulled over
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: two chicks in a convertible, well you know.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: They dance at the end, so almost phenomenal. You get
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: to watch if Chips.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Gets done today it's Punching John and they're the two
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: girls in the car over a super volcano.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not bad.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: I would watch.
• 41:15
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• 41:50
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• 42:20
  Speaker 3: All right, can we uh go back to the cow
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: thing earlier?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Oh? The Banks brothers, Yeah, the one that the one
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: that had a romantic relationship with the dairy cow. And
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: then Roger told us about his buddy in high school
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: that also had a romantic relationship with a cow.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: We weren't buddies, said, there was the guy a friend.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know how romantic that relationship was.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, was there one night stand or ongoing thing?
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: That's that's a good question.
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Did did she decorate his locker? From home coming? Other
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: cows looking at each other, going how dairy? Oh god,
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I will pun forever anyway? Oh we did when I
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: was growing up a Mesquite is you know, we go
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: out at night and we knock cows over.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Oh it's old school cow tipping.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Whereas the guy that Raj went to high school, we
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: took it a step further and went straight to cal.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Right, gave them the tip.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: You know what though, I mean, hang on, yeah.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Jerry, you know what's under that bleep?
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Because this can get really awkward if if you think
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: it's something else.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I say, let's let it get awkward. Let's live
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: in the awkwardness, you know how like Baine was with
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: the darkness and Batman. Let's let Jerry.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: You know Ben would do awkward.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: But that's how it starts, Jerry. It starts with the
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: cow tipping, and then it eventually crosses over into the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: cow because you tip the I'm assuming you tip the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: cow over like you did in Mesquite. But then Raj's
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: buddy sees or not buddies, for the sake of this story,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: your best your best friends. Uh, Raj's buddy sees the
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: cow tipped over and and immediately just starts. Oh, an
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: opportunity has arisen.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Look at the patterns on that guernsey.
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  Speaker 1: It all happened one night in a field in Mesquite.
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  Speaker 2: How do you know? How do you know? With black angus?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I mean it could be.
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  Speaker 7: Hey man, it was a Mosquite Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Do you keep up with this guy? No? He doesn't,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: he doesn't. You didn't say him at the High school reunion.
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  Speaker 2: We weren't in the same class. It was really I
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: think he was two years older. I think I think
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: he was two years older. But no, we didn't for
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: old time sake.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: At the high school reunion. Was it held in a
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Mesquite field?
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  Speaker 2: I for I don't know. Ours was not. Ours was
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: ironically at a place called Courney's feed Yard.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: So wow, okay, oh he was there.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: It's like the posh restaurant in Mesquite, Like that's the
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: that's the one, that's the high end restaurant in Mesquite.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: So that's where our class ninety three was. I don't
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: know where ninety one had theirs?
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Was that? Was that the last one?
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: You're you're.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: You're yeah, thirty years Yeah, just this past one.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Mm ours are any brewery and rock Wall?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's not that nice. Yeah. Ours was in
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: the heat, so I didn't even go. So it's gonna
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: be outside. I was like, are there misters And they're
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: like no, And I was like, then it's one hundred
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: and two degrees outside, And they.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Did more misters on because then everything would be wet
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: and then that guy would have showed up for sure.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Well, there is there are a bunch of cows behind
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: the restaurant, So maybe he was there.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Was there was there a chorus of moves.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: From the cows, Yes, but I don't think from us. Uh, yeah,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I think he moved out of state.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I think that's what.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably wise.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's important to spread your wings and and
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: not let me yourself to just one area of cows
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: when there's so many others out there.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just roaming the fields of Pennsylvania.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Look, I mean, there's there's so many fish in the sea,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and there's so many cows on the planes. I want
• 47:18
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