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Dirty Little Secret: What do you do when your partner keeps stealing food off your plate? · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Put it off your test to promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: Well of that song from The Killers Mix one or
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  Speaker 2: two point nine bailing a kid Cannae Loan Paz producer
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  Speaker 2: who although it's very awkward on TikTok right now, Cannis, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because you can't say certain things on TikTok, like the
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  Speaker 2: band the Killers. You can't you can't say killers though
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  Speaker 2: really they won't post it because it's like a bad word,
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  Speaker 2: so you have to say the unalivers.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see people talking about that. You can't even
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  Speaker 2: say like guns and roses. Does it like bleep it
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  Speaker 2: out or does it just like decline your video? It'll yeah,
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  Speaker 2: market is you know, inappropriate? Like if you want to
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  Speaker 2: say like guns and roses, you have to say pew
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  Speaker 2: pew and roses.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, what a time?
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  Speaker 2: What a time? Like the Grateful Dead. You can't say dead,
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  Speaker 2: you got to say the grateful unlived. No, no, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 2: Go check it out, all right, dirty little Secret, just
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  Speaker 2: All right, if you have a secret eight three three
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  Speaker 2: may be, big secret, Little Secret bring it or we
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  Speaker 2: can also set it up at Billy on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, you can always DM me this guy guess
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  Speaker 2: he just moved here from Louisiana. Dirty Little Secret is on.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, good morning on How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing good? So so what's going on? You got
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  Speaker 2: a secret? Who was laughing when he's on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the secret is, but what's happening?
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  Speaker 4: My wife has this habit, all right, every time we
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  Speaker 4: go out to eat, she says, he's not that hungry.
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  Speaker 4: She orders a salad, an appetizer maybe all right. Five
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  Speaker 4: minutes later, perfork's on my plate, like it pays the rent.
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  Speaker 3: I used to think it was cute, but now I
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  Speaker 3: see it for what it is, which is damn annoying.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean so she eats off your plate
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  Speaker 2: and you're that mad about it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, listen, if she wanted some food, she could have
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  Speaker 3: ordered her own plate. But okay, that you know what,
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  Speaker 3: I will say, tell you what I did.
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  Speaker 2: I will say that is the thing though, and then
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  Speaker 2: we can yeah, but they just I will say, is
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  Speaker 2: a hungry dude? Like I'm hungry? Guy, poo, we're hungry?
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  Speaker 2: When we order something, we want to eat it all.
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  Speaker 2: We expect to eat it all. We don't expect.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we just want to taste, literally, I know. But
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  Speaker 1: if you want to taste, why don't you order that?
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  Speaker 5: Or just ask them?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you ask the way to Hey, what does
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  Speaker 1: that taste?
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  Speaker 3: He's picking the best fry off.
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  Speaker 2: The place, That is true, So so what is your secret? Then?
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  Speaker 3: So I started ordering the spiciest thing on the menu.
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  Speaker 3: Have the wings, extra hot curry, chili oil, just dripping
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  Speaker 3: off everything. Spicy food that much, all right? It makes
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  Speaker 3: my eyes water. It's the only way to protect what's mine.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I've had spicy food. My eyes are watering,
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  Speaker 2: all right. So obviously she doesn't like it, goes she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't like spicy food, so it's spicy? Or what are
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  Speaker 2: you telling her?
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  Speaker 3: They tell her a damn thing.
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  Speaker 5: She takes a bite every time she smiles with that fork,
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  Speaker 5: and then immediately she starts fanning her mouth like she's
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  Speaker 5: in hell lava, And I hit my water and I
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  Speaker 5: nod solemnly and say, yeah, babe, I guess it's in
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  Speaker 5: a quiet taste.
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  Speaker 4: Like she's in lava.
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  Speaker 5: Like he's like she's in hell.
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  Speaker 2: Lava. So yeah, because some people who can't handle spicy food.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's like I love spicy food. But
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  Speaker 2: if somebody doesn't like it, Oh no, that's they're gonna
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  Speaker 2: stay away from your plate. She ain't need any.
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  Speaker 4: More of that.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. And now I can actually finish a meal in peace.
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  Speaker 3: And even though my tongue may be on fire, my plate,
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  Speaker 3: my plate is safe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't breathe.
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  Speaker 4: Sir.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you've got a you got a life
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  Speaker 2: hack going on. You solved an issue without having a
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  Speaker 2: confrontation about it. Yeah, so you don't want kudos to you.
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  Speaker 2: And it does sound silly, and Candas is like this ridiculous,
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  Speaker 2: but you know what it'ous it's so serious. Like just
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  Speaker 2: order fries if you want fries, just order some fries.
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  Speaker 3: If you just want like one.
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  Speaker 5: Or two at the beginning and then one or two at.
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  Speaker 2: The end, you might do that, but most girls don't.
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  Speaker 2: Most girls are not doing one or two.
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  Speaker 4: It's like before you know, sometimes I'll take.
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  Speaker 2: Four or five fries and put them on my plate
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  Speaker 2: just to like secure them for like, have a couple
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  Speaker 2: now when.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done, come see you say four or five the
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  Speaker 1: girls I've dated, they don't know. They make a house
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  Speaker 1: and a home out of my plate. I don't like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they'll be going back trying to be singy, but it's like, girl,
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  Speaker 1: you hungry. You just as hungry as I am. You
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  Speaker 1: probably can eat as much as I can, So come on,
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  Speaker 1: just order what's right.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. That's why you gotta date Cannis Lopez, their
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  Speaker 2: little mousey eating Sir, Thank you so much, and it
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  Speaker 2: let us know if anything changes, and keep it call
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  Speaker 2: us anytime you want, because you're you cracked us up,
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  Speaker 2: so we appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks y'all. You have a wonderful day.
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  Speaker 4: Now something else.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: He's a character that was not what I expected.
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  Speaker 2: You never you never know what you're gonna get. A
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  Speaker 2: dirty little secret