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Kyle feels LAZY · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We need a contestant for a minute to win it
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  Speaker 1: your chance at a one thousand bucks. So call us
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  Speaker 1: at eighty seven to seven nine three seven, one oh
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  Speaker 1: four seven. While we wait for a contestant, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask Kyle something which I cannot believe. She said she
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  Speaker 1: was very lazy. You don't see Kyle being lazy never never, impossible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really felt like a piece of garbage.
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  Speaker 3: Quite honestly, piece of garbage.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so bad. So okay, backstory I shared
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  Speaker 2: with you guys a year ago that I got the
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  Speaker 2: Alexia Clark app and I was working out and then
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  Speaker 2: I stopped using it, so I got rid of it
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  Speaker 2: and I found a different app. It's called Better Me
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  Speaker 2: because I need to be.
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  Speaker 1: A better me.
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  Speaker 2: And this one I thought was really awesome because the
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  Speaker 2: workouts are like ten to twelve minutes awesome and I'm like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No problem, Like I've got no.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse in my day to not carve out ten to
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  Speaker 2: twelve minutes for a little bit of movement, right, And
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  Speaker 2: I did it for like a week straight. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: this is awesome, and then I didn't use it again,
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  Speaker 2: and it's spent two or three weeks since then, so
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  Speaker 2: apparently not a better me right now. Then yesterday I
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  Speaker 2: brought my kids to this It's like a new strength
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  Speaker 2: and agility class, and it's literally like like a sports
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  Speaker 2: trainer work like giving them a workout. And I sat
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  Speaker 2: there and I watched. I watched my kids go through
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  Speaker 2: a workout, and I felt so.
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  Speaker 4: Lazy because I'm just sitting there on the side in
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  Speaker 4: this big workout room, thinking to myself, like I should
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  Speaker 4: be also getting some movement in, or I should be
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  Speaker 4: using this time.
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  Speaker 3: To also be doing the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: But no, I was scrolling on.
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  Speaker 1: My phone like were they working out those two just
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  Speaker 1: with one trainer.
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  Speaker 3: Or there's like a group of kids. So you couldn't have,
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  Speaker 3: as a parent, jumped in.
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  Speaker 2: I mean if I really wanted to, but then that
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  Speaker 2: would be very awkward.
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  Speaker 1: But you could have gone, you could have gone on
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  Speaker 1: the share Master, yeah, but instead you're scrolling instead.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm just gonna watch it.
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  Speaker 2: And then at one point I'm like, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like such a loser right now.
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  Speaker 4: Like they're working out, they're like busting their butts, they're like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, getting.
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  Speaker 2: Healthy, and I'm just sitting here school on my phone.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I have a I have a relatable
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  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna use.
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  Speaker 1: Your phrase because it's so perfect for the definition of
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  Speaker 1: how I felt. We said just felt like a piece
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  Speaker 1: of garbage. I also felt like a piece of garbage recently.
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  Speaker 1: So Moon Valley Nurseries. They come in, they do stuff
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  Speaker 1: in my house. They'll plant trees, they do, they plant
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  Speaker 1: bushes and all they're they're freaking amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's called the landscapers, right.
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  Speaker 1: And I have a sauna in my garage and I
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  Speaker 1: try to sauna every day for heart health because you know,
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  Speaker 1: my dad died of a heart attack.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to sauna every day.
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  Speaker 1: So the garage is closed, and sometimes my kids come
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  Speaker 1: in and out and they don't close the garage door.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm in the sauna already and it's all glass.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been in the sauna and like Dutch left
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just in and leaves the garage door open.
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  Speaker 1: And then the landscapers show up and they see me
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  Speaker 1: in the sauna while they're working, and I'm like sitting
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  Speaker 1: there like a like a zoo animal in my underwear,
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  Speaker 1: just staring at them, sitting up while they're working. Hard,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, boy, I feel like a piece of garbage.
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  Speaker 1: That's you know what I mean, That's not a piece
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  Speaker 1: of garbage.
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  Speaker 3: So thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Moon Valley Nursery said, and I'm sure they have a
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  Speaker 1: nickname for coming to my house. Let's go see that
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  Speaker 1: guy in the aquarium, right, that garbage guy. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we got a thousand dollars Pat Tikey's money, Kelly's our kontested.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, Kelly, Good morning guys.
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  Speaker 3: How are you Yeah, what part of town are you in?
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  Speaker 5: I am driving to work to Tempe from Chandler.
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  Speaker 3: Oh have you been to the BUCkies that opened yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: I haven't exact. Mym and I were just talking about
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  Speaker 5: this yesterday and we had gone to one in Colorado
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  Speaker 5: a couple of years ago, and it's ridiculous, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: So we're excited to go, but we're gonna let it,
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  Speaker 5: you know, die down a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not one of those things where, like you've
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  Speaker 1: been to the one in Colorado, You've got to go
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  Speaker 1: to this one right now, Like you're just gonna go
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  Speaker 1: there when it's.
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  Speaker 5: Time to go exactly. It's it's pretty awesome. It's like
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  Speaker 5: a kind of a cockco inside. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a Costco.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, it's like the size of a Costco.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want to check it out, but I
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  Speaker 1: just don't want to deal with the masses right now.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, yeah, you get that.
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  Speaker 5: There's going to be a big line of traffic. They
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  Speaker 5: were like diverting traffic like a mile away to even
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  Speaker 5: get into it. So are you ready to sit in
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  Speaker 5: your car for a bit?
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  Speaker 6: I feel like they said they had something like four
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  Speaker 6: thousand visitors yesterday for a gas teachue.
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  Speaker 3: That's insane. Four thousand, four thousand. I feel like.
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  Speaker 6: That's like there would be more.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that might be forty, well, maybe four
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  Speaker 3: thousand people spending mont No. Last year's got some.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, forty thousand I totally misheard.
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  Speaker 2: Like that one thousand Isn't that intimidating because thousand.
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  Speaker 6: Ian said there were three thousand people in line waiting
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  Speaker 6: for it to open.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday and there were thirty seven thousand people inside. WHOA?
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  Speaker 3: All right, Kelly, what do you do for a living?
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  Speaker 5: I work at a company that resells it Equipment's very exciting.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's play got a chance at one thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, sixty seconds on the clock. I feel like you're
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  Speaker 6: gonna do very well because you sound like a smart,
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  Speaker 6: smart lady.
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  Speaker 3: So here we go. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 6: What musical artist sings shake it off? What color is
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  Speaker 6: the top stripe on the American flag?
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  Speaker 5: White?
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  Speaker 3: Red? Blue? I mean you have three options there, Kelly.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good question, man. I know it. To catch you,
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  Speaker 3: I have to try to see it in your head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You pull up the image and you're like, it should
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  Speaker 6: be maybe white, but it is anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that makes sense. It's red, white, and blue. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well on this the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of America.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, Kelly, so sorry, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 5: Kelly, thank you so much, Thanks so much.
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  Speaker 3: I got it.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of purrey Ford, Pat Hickey, I come home yesterday
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  Speaker 1: and there was this box of my It was a
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  Speaker 1: purrey Ford box. To the video on my Instagram of
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  Speaker 1: me opening the box. It was the strangest I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he said over a cool pure Ford T shirt, he said,
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  Speaker 1: over pury Ford hat, and then a long sleeve purity
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  Speaker 1: Ford something I don't know it was.
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  Speaker 3: And then there was a shirt that said never Land
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  Speaker 3: on it. What the hell's that about Jackson? That's what
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  Speaker 3: I thought me. He's got a dark sense of humor. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't know, but you can see it on
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  Speaker 3: my video. I don't know what it was.
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  Speaker 1: And then I did I tried to do transition, and
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  Speaker 1: then I'm going to try to do I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 1: my Instagram now just all unboxing videos.
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  Speaker 3: That's all it is. That's going to be your niche niche.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. That's it, all unboxing.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm gonna no matter what comes to the house
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  Speaker 6: for anybody, you just unbox. That's a great idea. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: this has Blake on it. I'm just gonna open it.
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  Speaker 6: See what since that? Yeah, let's unbox together. Like I
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  Speaker 6: got a package yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't opened it yet and it's in the fridge
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  Speaker 1: and I know it's the peptides, but I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what peptides you sent me, so it'll be good. And
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  Speaker 1: they came in tubes like anyway, in a cool package.
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  Speaker 1: I will undo the peptides.
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  Speaker 6: I actually think you should just grab a couple of
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  Speaker 6: boxes from your neighbors front porch and unbox those too.
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  Speaker 6: Let's see what Jimmy is getting. No, that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonn start opening all the boxes. Blake gets, why, No,
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  Speaker 6: that's annoying.
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  Speaker 2: When I opened something, I like, you know, you do
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  Speaker 2: it on accident because you're respecting something, and then it's
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  Speaker 2: really theirs. But every time he opened something of mine,
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  Speaker 2: I remind him that that is a federal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Well, everything in my house comes in her name anyway,
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  Speaker 1: even if I order it, like her name is on
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  Speaker 1: the Amazon thing.
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  Speaker 3: How do you know who is who's exactly? You don't.
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  Speaker 3: And then Blake will be like, there's a package here,
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  Speaker 3: did you order? What did you order?
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  Speaker 1: And I go, I don't think I order anything, and
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  Speaker 1: then she'll open up, Oh, this is the tablecloths I ordered. Like,
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  Speaker 1: it's all stuff she ordered. So I can't think of
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  Speaker 1: anything more exciting than me doing an unboxing and pulling
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  Speaker 1: out a tablecloths.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna that's going to rock the internet.