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Set 2: Promotion and Relegation (w/ T-Bob Hebert) · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that.
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  Speaker 2: Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The rex was
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  Speaker 2: not chasing the jeep. Murray Murry, you there. You love sandwiches. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: It was bo wow that Prime time. Maybe I had
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  Speaker 1: a crush on Betty Rubbell. I honestly, until after the
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  Speaker 1: segment ended and we went to commercial break, had no
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  Speaker 1: idea that Jonathan Coachman was black. He caught them the
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  Speaker 1: game last night, although they won the game. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: have three sports radio segments for tea Bob coming up
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  Speaker 1: in just a second here. I'm certain he is very
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  Speaker 1: excited for those. You could choose one of the three,
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  Speaker 1: two of the three, or all three of them. We
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  Speaker 1: are down to play all three if you'd like.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, wait, wait, so okay, so just so what's up, guys?
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  Speaker 3: I love you, guys, Thank you for having me back.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sow pleasant trees. Look at that that was quick.
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  Speaker 4: That was quick.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, let's get let's get straight to the well.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, straight to the.
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  Speaker 3: Copulating, but are we on radio?
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  Speaker 5: Are we doing a podcasts's get straight to the set. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 5: let's just straight to the fucking then. Okay, that's what
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  Speaker 5: I was just worrying. So we're doing radio segments, four podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: You know I love radio and backgrounds of radio. Let's
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  Speaker 3: fucking do it.
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  Speaker 5: I want all three, get about one, talking about one?
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  Speaker 3: I won all three.
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  Speaker 4: All right, you're gonna get all three? Go ahead, Mikey.
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  Speaker 6: For the record, Taylor did text us earlier and say, hey,
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  Speaker 6: if we don't curse, we could use this on radio.
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  Speaker 3: And then you just threw that right out.
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  Speaker 1: The damn it.
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  Speaker 3: Let's run.
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  Speaker 1: Asking know we have beeps, we could beep it out,
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  Speaker 1: we could edit, we could just play the games like
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  Speaker 1: we're fine.
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  Speaker 4: I think we're fine, Taylor, Are we fine?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Are we fine? We're fine?
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  Speaker 3: I think I'll keep it clean. I'll keep it clean.
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  Speaker 3: I know this game. I don't have to exist in
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  Speaker 3: a way.
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  Speaker 1: The one they're worried about is me. I think I
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  Speaker 1: dropped the first curse. You were trying to do it correctly.
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  Speaker 1: The wind they wanted you to do it.
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  Speaker 4: And I just hammered it and said, you know, fucking
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  Speaker 4: sex or.
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  Speaker 3: Something like that. Well, I just did it again, Jesus
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still excited for the day when you all come
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  Speaker 5: to Chicago and we do a true radio show together,
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  Speaker 5: live on the radio where my heart truly lies, not
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  Speaker 5: in this.
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  Speaker 3: Television and internet bullshit that surrounds us everywhere nowadays.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it feels antiseptic to you doing it that way,
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  Speaker 1: because no.
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  Speaker 3: There's just something.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's because I grew up loving radio and
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  Speaker 5: the relationship that you have with your favorite radio hosts
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  Speaker 5: and what that feels like. It's just different. It's just different, man.
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  Speaker 5: It's different than podcasting. It's different than TV, which are
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  Speaker 5: both great and all serious. Just like I love this job,
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  Speaker 5: very thinkable, this job. But radio is radios, well, radios
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  Speaker 5: where I cut my teeth. It will always be where
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  Speaker 5: my heart lies.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that was a kicksaveing a butte right there, saying
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  Speaker 1: you loved your job, you love where.
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  Speaker 4: You're at, and I know you love it there. That
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  Speaker 4: place is a play that it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: It's sound.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: We taught to Salacano all the time and he says
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  Speaker 1: live radio makes him feel a lot. That's what it
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  Speaker 1: makes him feel like.
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  Speaker 5: Next door, right now, we have two human beings that
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  Speaker 5: are locked inside of a room that they've been standing
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  Speaker 5: holding the same golf cart for coming up, I think
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  Speaker 5: on forty eight hours.
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  Speaker 3: Really, there's it's, it's it's like, it's, it's, it's whatever.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's a weird place to work. It's awesome. There's
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  Speaker 3: always crazy shit going on. Anyway, let's do some radio segments. Boys.
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  Speaker 7: I am excited.
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  Speaker 4: I am shocked. Bigcat is holding up a car right now.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's it's amazing. Anyway, Uh, tea Bob. Before
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  Speaker 1: we get to the games. Okay, yes, your thoughts here?
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  Speaker 1: The coaches are pitching an expanded college football playoff.
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  Speaker 4: What are your thoughts here?
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  Speaker 5: So okay, so I'll just go ahead, and this was
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  Speaker 5: kind of going to be the basis for one of
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  Speaker 5: my one of the games that we're gonna do, because
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  Speaker 5: my thoughts are this, everything I just so everything's just
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  Speaker 5: like just slow down. And I don't even mean I
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  Speaker 5: don't even mean like college football specifically, but like like
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  Speaker 5: the college basketball term and the announce what is it's
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  Speaker 5: seventy two teams, seventy six teams.
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  Speaker 3: Something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Now, yes, they want to get rid of conference championships.
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  Speaker 5: Are gonna have twenty four teams in the college Football Playoff.
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  Speaker 5: Now they're releasing files on UFOs to cover up the
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  Speaker 5: fact that we're an a war, to cover up the
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  Speaker 5: fact that there's billionaire pedophile rings being exposed.
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  Speaker 3: Like like, like, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 5: Like every day AI's making new breakthroughs where videos are easy.
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  Speaker 3: To create, they can do anything, Audios either create through
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  Speaker 3: the images. Everything just slow the fuck down. Yep.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how to parse anything. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: what's real or what's not real.
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  Speaker 3: And everything's moving so fast and like and and and
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 5: That this is something that everybody who's gotten older goes through, right,
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  Speaker 5: that every generation has ever felt.
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  Speaker 3: But Dan Carlin has that wonderful quote.
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  Speaker 5: When he's in his World War two series about the Japanese,
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  Speaker 5: and he says, they're just like everybody else, only more so. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: And I can't help, but wonder, I mean, surely these
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  Speaker 5: times are more so? Yeah, I mean the iPhone just
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  Speaker 5: came out in two thousand and seven, and look at
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  Speaker 5: where we are now here Like eighteen years later. It
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  Speaker 5: just I feel so overwhelmed by the news cycle twenty
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  Speaker 5: four to seven and a sandwich that used to cost
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  Speaker 5: five dollars cost twenty dollars. I'm pump pumping gas and
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  Speaker 5: five dollars of fucking pop.
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  Speaker 3: Like I I nothing, it just none of that makes sense,
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  Speaker 3: none of it.
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  Speaker 7: It just needs to slow. It's just chill out.
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  Speaker 5: Just pump the brakes for a little bit, guys, and
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  Speaker 5: just enjoy where we're at. Let's be present, yes, be present?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah the pole? Hey, everyone slow down? Yes or no?
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  Speaker 5: Just pumped the tap the brakes, pumped them even and
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  Speaker 5: then the balls, well, hey everyone tap the brakes. Like,
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  Speaker 5: I need a documentary made and this will you can
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  Speaker 5: probably only do this with a benefit of hindsight, but like,
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  Speaker 5: there is some sort of sociological documentary to be made
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  Speaker 5: about power dynamics and the power vacuum that was created
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  Speaker 5: by an old and stagnant and decrepit n cuaa uh
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  Speaker 5: and and then the people who filled that vacuum, the lawyers,
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  Speaker 5: the agents, the TV executives, the revenue and and and
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  Speaker 5: them taking control of what was the second largest sport
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  Speaker 5: in America in college football, and then probably the largest
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  Speaker 5: single event in the NCAA basketball tournament. I mean, it
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  Speaker 5: is it is insane that you have something like college football,
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  Speaker 5: which again the second biggest sport in the NFL, most money,
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  Speaker 5: most eyeballs, all this sort of stuff, and there is
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  Speaker 5: just no leadership whatsoever. There's no governing body, there's no
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  Speaker 5: central anything. And what it's led to.
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  Speaker 3: Is the the just just just just madness and chaos.
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  Speaker 7: And I've been with it.
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  Speaker 5: I've been with it, but I'm overwhelmed and I feel
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  Speaker 5: like a leaf on the historical win.
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  Speaker 3: I have no agency, so fuck it. I'm just along
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  Speaker 3: for the ride because.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, at the end of the day, you
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  Speaker 5: get what you asked for.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm a dumb piece of shit. And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: watch the games anyway.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna watch the twenty fourteen playoff. I'm gonna bitch
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  Speaker 5: about the conference championships.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be there, but I'll still watch it.
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  Speaker 5: It is what they win in the end, anyway. They
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  Speaker 5: have my eyesballs, they're monetize.
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  Speaker 3: It's all over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just cursed twice, guys.
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  Speaker 4: I mean that wasn't me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But your overall point is a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, fucking slow it down, man, everyone, I mean Jesus, Like, like.
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  Speaker 5: Who is asking for a twenty four team playoff? I
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  Speaker 5: nobody amongst the fan, the common man. Nobody wants it, right,
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  Speaker 5: nobody wanted expanded INTAA tournament.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just the money and interest that wanted.
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  Speaker 5: It's coaches who want more job security. All these SEC
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  Speaker 5: coaches going around complain and I went in and voted
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  Speaker 5: for comfort.
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  Speaker 3: I winned and voted for a nine game schedule.
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  Speaker 5: If if I knew that we weren't, can immediately get
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  Speaker 5: the playoffs.
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  Speaker 7: Shut up, Shut up.
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  Speaker 8: You get paid millions of dollars to win seven games
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  Speaker 8: a year, and then when you get fired, you get
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  Speaker 8: paid millions of dollars to not work.
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  Speaker 7: Shut up at work.
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  Speaker 4: I feel no one's asking for it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Lincoln Riley is the one pitching it though,
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  Speaker 1: Like what the coaches who are always on the fringe
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  Speaker 1: of making the playoff are the guys who are now pitching.
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  Speaker 1: If Brian Kelly we're still coaching, he'd be pitching it.
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  Speaker 5: It's like okay, It's like okay, great. I want to
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  Speaker 5: see everything about the say, like everything with the sports
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  Speaker 5: that I grew uple me. I want to see it
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  Speaker 5: all change, said Eli Drink, which can make a playoff.
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  Speaker 3: And lose in the first round, And I like drink.
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  Speaker 3: Drink's a cool dude.
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  Speaker 5: But nobody wants this except for coaches that want to
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  Speaker 5: have job security by saying, well, we make the playoff,
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  Speaker 5: and schools that want to make more money by beating
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  Speaker 5: these these revenue do some playoff gas, and people that
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  Speaker 5: want to make more money selling more ads. It's yeah, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: like the and in a very real way, in a
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  Speaker 5: very real way, it is a depressing reflection of our
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  Speaker 5: entire society as a whole.
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  Speaker 3: When it comes to politics.
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  Speaker 5: One of the things that I read that most broke
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  Speaker 5: me back in the day. I think it was like
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  Speaker 5: a twenty sixteen Princeton study and they looked at the
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  Speaker 5: chances that a bill had to pass based on democratic support,
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  Speaker 5: like the will of the people, right, I mean more favor,
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  Speaker 5: how many against? And then what were the chances they
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  Speaker 5: did then pass or fail? And then they took that
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  Speaker 5: and they put it up against Okay, well, what are
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  Speaker 5: the chances of bill has based on special interests lobbyist groups,
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  Speaker 5: you know, like the moneyed interests, and what they basically
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  Speaker 5: found was that the will of people was wholly irrelevant
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  Speaker 5: and that the only thing that actually mattered.
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  Speaker 3: Is what the special interest groups wanted.
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  Speaker 5: In that same way, in college sports, the will of
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  Speaker 5: the people wholly irrelevant.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing.
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  Speaker 5: That matters are the money interests and making more money,
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  Speaker 5: and and and I wonder is there ever a price that.
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  Speaker 3: Will be too high?
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  Speaker 5: Like, like, is is there ever a time in which
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  Speaker 5: you do cross the rubicon and viewership goes down?
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  Speaker 3: People get fed up, people.
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  Speaker 5: Get sick of it because so much of this and
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  Speaker 5: you see this all the time in corporate.
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  Speaker 3: Policy as well.
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  Speaker 5: You sacrifice uh, long term kind of customer values, the
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  Speaker 5: things the customer originally like, short term dividends and short term.
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  Speaker 3: Gains, and it cats up to you, like, look at Disney.
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  Speaker 3: They've been struggling to for this. They reason they're trying
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  Speaker 3: to doll something exact, they're trying to make some changes.
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  Speaker 5: But that's when and it's not just dizzy, it's it's
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  Speaker 5: it's it's it's corporations.
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  Speaker 4: All happens all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Chipotle.
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  Speaker 5: Like whoever you want to highlight, right, Uh, And and
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  Speaker 5: my question is, will college sports eventually have to pay
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  Speaker 5: the piper, or in this day and age where live
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  Speaker 5: sports is the last bastion of humanity that we have,
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  Speaker 5: where where we act appreciate the people being involved as
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  Speaker 5: being real people and real human pain and trap, well,
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  Speaker 5: they just continue to succeed because it's really all we got.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know, but I am excited
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  Speaker 3: to coach my daughter's soccer game on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Wow, money to watch you coach your daughter's soccer game,
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  Speaker 1: I would, yes, money.
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  Speaker 3: Where I feel overwhelmed. That's what I focus on. Bring
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  Speaker 3: this kind of intensity, bring this kind of intensity.
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  Speaker 4: The sideline, this kind of passion. Yes, I mean, you
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  Speaker 4: won't win a fucking champion.
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  Speaker 7: Charls, do we even give a damn?
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  Speaker 5: They're like, we're six, We're named the Shakira Strikers name.
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  Speaker 3: Who came up with that name?
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: The girls did, apparently, so I didn't realize this. So
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  Speaker 5: if you have young kids, you probably have seen The
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  Speaker 5: Utopias and the pop star in Zutopia is played by Shakira,
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  Speaker 5: and I was shocked to learn. I think Shakira is
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  Speaker 5: like a top ten most streamed artist in the world
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  Speaker 5: on Spotify.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. I was not shocked.
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  Speaker 1: If that's if that's the case, I am not shocked
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  Speaker 1: by that, I.
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  Speaker 5: Guess because you know, from the American culture though, we
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  Speaker 5: just think about like hips don't Lie and some of
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  Speaker 5: the hitch you have back then. But obviously she's huge
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  Speaker 5: in Latin America's utopia is massive. And this is a crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Thing about Spotify. I don't seen by the other day.
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  Speaker 5: You're not just competing with your contemporaries like on a
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  Speaker 5: Billboard Top one hundred, You're competing with the literal entire
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  Speaker 5: history of music.
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  Speaker 3: Like like Shakira.
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  Speaker 5: Is going toe to toe with Bach and coming out
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  Speaker 5: on top. Shout out to shout out to anybody who
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  Speaker 5: can break through to the top Spotify.
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  Speaker 3: Because like because like Michael didn't.
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  Speaker 5: Have to really compete with Wilt. Yeah, bro, like we
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  Speaker 5: we talk about it, but they didn't have.
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  Speaker 3: To music it. We got to It's impressive.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we have figured out a way.
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  Speaker 4: Generation Shakra is giving back his First.
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  Speaker 9: Of all, what about the Madonna midfielders?
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  Speaker 5: H Uh yeah, you want me to go tell these
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  Speaker 5: six and seven year olds, Hey, what about Madonna? This
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  Speaker 5: isn't Spotify. They don't know who the fuck Madonna is.
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  Speaker 4: A defenders, Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that might work actually do a leave of defenders
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  Speaker 3: will probably work.
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  Speaker 6: In our town because we're in Connecticut, between Boston and
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  Speaker 6: New York. No team on Littlely can be the Yankees,
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  Speaker 6: and no team could be the Red Sox because just
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  Speaker 6: everybody would either have to be on that team or
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  Speaker 6: can't be on that team. I imagine for you guys,
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  Speaker 6: nobody can be Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I would look everybody. Everybody would want
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  Speaker 5: to be a Swifty if that were the case. That's
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  Speaker 5: a spot on assessment.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm glad that you're coaching soccer. That delights me,
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  Speaker 1: quality time with your daughter, a teacher, teacher, some great
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  Speaker 1: sportsman him. But it leads us perfectly into one of
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  Speaker 1: our three games. I'm gonna let you choose here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we have Taylor fixes American sports with something he learned
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  Speaker 1: from soccer. Okay, okay, we have a game called do
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  Speaker 1: Me a Favor, and we have a new game called
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  Speaker 1: one Table, which one would t Bob like to play?
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  Speaker 4: First?
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  Speaker 3: Here, let's start with the new one. Let's start with
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  Speaker 3: one table.
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  Speaker 1: First, all right? So one table tailing choice? Yes, amazing,
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  Speaker 1: very bold. Do we have imaging for this tailor?
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  Speaker 4: One table?
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  Speaker 9: We do have new imaging. And here it is, right here.
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  Speaker 2: There's one table left at the hottest spot in town,
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  Speaker 2: and everybody wants it.
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  Speaker 3: Who's getting it and who's getting left?
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  Speaker 2: Outside greatness gets seated, everyone else waits.
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  Speaker 1: This is one table. We started this yesterday. It delights
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  Speaker 1: me that today we have fucking imaging. What amazing imaging
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  Speaker 1: that is? But who did that?
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  Speaker 9: Fox Sports?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, fantastic work. Yes the Fox crew. Yes, so
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  Speaker 1: hopefully the imaging. Well did the imaging explain it correctly
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  Speaker 1: to you? Do you understand the game?
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  Speaker 4: Ta Bob?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely absolutely so how we got to it, Ta Bob?
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  Speaker 9: Was yesterday?
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  Speaker 10: If there was one table at a New York restaurant,
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  Speaker 10: Jalen Brunton or Aaron Judge, they both walk in.
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  Speaker 9: Who gets the table?
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  Speaker 3: Right now?
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  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna go with postseason like like Sue Gott knows,
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  Speaker 5: She's success is everything. Judge is awesome. Jalen Brunton is
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  Speaker 5: a man about town right now. Brunton's getting my.
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  Speaker 4: Seat, all right?
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  Speaker 1: So New Orleans, Okay, popular restaurant. Very crowded in this restaurant,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, yeah, very great. It's bustling. Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: So there's one table left. Yeah, Rees and his family
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  Speaker 1: walk in, and Archie Manning and his family walks in.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: And it dawned on me.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: That Archie Manning's family could include Eli, could include Peyton.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: This might be unfair.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, just make it the one, make
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: it No.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: No, I actually I actually don't think it is unfair.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: I say, bring the whole Manning sweet And I think
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: it's still more of a competition than you realize.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's out.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Wow because think about it, because think about it, look
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: and and and in many ways, Peyton Eli beloved sons
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: of Louisiana, but and Archie Saints, Yeah, loves on Louisiana.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: But Peyton went to Tennessee. Archie and Eliral miss legends.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Arch is doing into Texas. Peyton played for the Colts
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: and the Broncos. Eli's a Giants guy. YEA. New Orleans
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: is a town that solely exists for the New Orleans Saints. Yes,
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: you would be hard pressed to find a city in America.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: And everybody's walking to challenge me on this, because everybody
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: loves their scene. But like whether it's Buffalo, maybe like
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: New Orleans or Saints through and through Saints success is
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: above all, and Drew Brees led you to fifteen years
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: of a golden era that you hope you could maybe
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: be kick started some shade up with Tyler Shuck.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: But no, I think Breeze gets the table. Dude, all right, what.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: If walks in at the same time as Sean Payton
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: or Greeson or how about Lisa?
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I I think Look, I think I think
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: it would be Breeze still over Peyton because we love
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Sean and we're thankful. But Sean straight up said fuck it,
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: I'm out, Like he fake retired for a year so
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: we could go live in Denver, get hooked up with
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: the Walton Kronkey Ola Garcs and get to own that,
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: you know, get to run that team. So like Sean
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: Payton left you high and drive, Drew Brees literally died
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: out there in the field for you. Now, Steve Gleeson, Uh,
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: I would, I would?
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I would. I'm gonna give.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: It's a tough one and we can take that out
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: of the equation.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no no no no no, no, Gleason,
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: We're gonna go.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go Gleason simply because it would Well, I
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: think the table. Breez would give Gleason the table.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Also, like what Gleson means the city, no white flags,
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: the inspiration that he's caused. It's it's astronomical, and you're
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: a bad person if you give that table to Breeze
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: over at Gleason, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bad for
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: everybody involved.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Gleason's the guy.
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: Yes, So now we're going to baton rouge to you, Bob.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: By the way, if Breeze walks in and your dad
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: walks in, who's getting that table? Your dad thinks he's
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: getting that table, right, he deserves that table.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: My dad would he would, he would he I can
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: tell you almost exactly how my dad would play it, right,
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: because playing quarterbackly that he's an outpha, he's an asshole.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: He thinks he's better than everyone, but there are a
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: few people that he knows he wasn't better than.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: And so what that.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Leads to, like Joe Montana is like probably the only
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: one of his contemporaries they'll give it to and then
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: and then and then he will always say that, like
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Drew Brees is better than right, So like he would
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: go out of his way to be showing about like no.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no no no, it's just Drew's table.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: This is give it, Give it to Drew, Give it
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: to Drew.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: He would, he would, he would do the the eight
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: mile thing of getting ahead of the conversation.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: And actually giving the table to breathe.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: So in Baton Rouge, one table Joe Burrow or Shack.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, so Baton Rouge Shack played basketball there. I
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: never won a title. Joe Burrow quarterback. The greatest team
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: in college football history.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's Borough, dude. I think
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: it's Burrow. And and the reason being is in God.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I mean again, this is splitting hairs or this is
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: like causing you to whatever.
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: Both.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Everybody loves Shack, everybody loves Burrow. But football success reigns supreme.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Talking about all the time, dude, you're a basketball school
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: until you get a taste of football.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Look at they're looking at They're so out on basketball.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Look at Kentucky when they won like nine games.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: They were like, fuck coach town, dude, stoops out there.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know, we might be.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: A football school, like like they want. They won't games
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: and they were so high up the supply that all
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: they could think about was Kroger Field. So no I
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Football Ransom Preme fifteen to oh best team of all time,
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Joe Burrow gets the table.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Okoy staying in Baton Rouge, Jamar Chase, and Justin Jefferson
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: walk in.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Oh wow.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: So if it was right after college, it would have
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: been Chase.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: But now it's Jets. And that's not hard to see why, right.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, like Jets has gone on to be the
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: best receive in the NFL, and he's just like he's
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: a cultural phenomenon, Like kids love him throughout the country
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: where Jets jerseys and they all wear those like old
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: like early two thousand sunglasses like he do, and they
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: do the gritty and everything.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Jack's his favorite play, That's what I'm saying.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: And that's like throughout the country there's.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Got also Jets and Kyler Murray.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, rebirth guys, Rebirth koc Jets, Kyler Murray. They're done
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: with his stupid JJ McCarthy experience experiment on the way
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: of Brian Kelly. I'm I'm expecting big things from the
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Vikings again this year.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad you got that in there. Let's stay
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: in uh, I love you. Let's stay in Baton Rouge
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: for a second.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: It's May six market down big things from the Vikings
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: fall by big things, I mean like winning eleven games
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: and getting knocked down the second round.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: But still yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Well listen, a month ago, Taylor and I had the
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Raiders winning their division. So that's the good stuff. Yes,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: never too early. All right, we're staying in Baton Rouge.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Lane Kippin ed Orgeron.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Go Coacho goods, coach o easy.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Joe's getting it over everyone.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I think not close, yeah, not not not even close. Look,
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Lane is beloved right now.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I have never seen such a positive PR campaign from
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: someone before they've ever coached the gate right right, Like
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: that's that's it's I think we've ever seen. Uh.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: But he still has to win, yes, and it could
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: still go rye and he's still.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: You know, he's still the f boy that you kind
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: of invited into your bedroom because you want to achieve
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: climax and you want to have some fun like Coacho
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: is a favored son of Louisiana, born and bred a
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: true Cajun man who speaks Cajun French and came back
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: and built that program up with it consecutive seasons to
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: go fifteen.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, coach O, No, that was a terrible question, Taylor,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Do you have one for him?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I have one more?
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: When it happened to the restaurant, by the way, it's
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: like it's petered out. What happened to the crowd, the
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: bustling restaurant.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: It's late, it's late.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: We got we got a lot of them in. We
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: went three games.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: We want to Yeah, well, so I have one more
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: if you want to end this game, I have one
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: more for him. Okay, you have one seating, all right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Let's do it in New York. Let's take it out
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: of Chicago. Okay, no one has any sort of home
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: field advantage. Okay, so we're in New York City and
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: it's PFT walking in with his family and Big Cat
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: walking in with his family, one table remaining.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Who gets it?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I think, I mean, I think it's probably both.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Think they're getting it right, they yeah it.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, I would say this. I think it's probably Big Cat.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: And I think that is partially because I think I
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: think I think Big Cat has you know, he's got
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: he's got the yak, he's got the college football sho.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: He's got the NFL show like the man runs himself ragged. Yeah,
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Ift does a ton too.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: He's part of my take.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: He has macrodosing, but PFT does seem he's kind of
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: like me. He's a little bit nerdier. He kind of
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: likes to exist in his own little bubblet a little
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: bit more like. He loves to play the guitar. He
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: learned how to play free Bird. He plays his band
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: pop punk. He he uh.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: He loves his flight simulator that he plays with at home.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: So so yes, I I think Big Cat is slightly
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: more of a man about town than his pf T.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: All right, here here's the difference between the two. Lake Tahoe.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: A Big Cat was screeching around the premises in a truck, okay,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: going like sixty seventy miles per hour. Hey, Stu, let's
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: go to Kittle's house.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, okay.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Then I get a text like ten minutes later from PFT.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Hey man, want to gamble to casino?
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, that's why Dan is
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: getting the table.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: That's why Dan's getting the table right there.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: He's aggressive.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: All right, what's the next game you want?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: To go to Taylor has rules from soccer that he
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: wants to incorporate to US sports.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Or we can go with do me a favor rules.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, Taylor's rules, don't hear Taylor's got cooktar.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Taylor has rules here to fix American sports with something
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: he learned from soccer.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Do we have imaging for this tailor?
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: Of course we have imaging.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, look you, I am so proud of you.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Time now for how Taylor would fix American sports with
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: something in from soccer.
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: So t Bob, before we've done.
• 25:03
  Speaker 10: Loaning out players and instead of playoffs, we do double
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: legged games where each team gets a home game and
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: then the aggregate score goes through today this is probably
• 25:16
  Speaker 10: the most popular one promotion and relegation.
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: We're bringing it to American sports where Stu.
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: We'll say the NFL, for example, We'll put the NFL
• 25:28
  Speaker 10: into two leagues, the NFL Premier League in the NFL Championship,
• 25:33
  Speaker 10: sixteen teams in the Premier League, sixteen teams in the Championship.
• 25:38
  Speaker 10: And we're gonna combat tanking with this because the bottom
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: three teams from the Premier League in the NFL gets
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: sent down to the championship and the top three teams
• 25:48
  Speaker 10: from the championship gets sent up to the Premier League.
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: And in the championship you have less money, your stadiums
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: are normally smaller because your budget is a lot smaller,
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: and your teams aren't as good.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, you always have something to play for. You're eliminating
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: tanking by doing this, I understand that, right.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: It's it's, it's it's it's crazy because it is one
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: of those things where I think if you were from
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Mars and you came down and you looked to the
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Earth and you see us all running around.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Like how do we fix tanking? I don't know what
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: to do?
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: If only there was a solution, and like this is
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: right here, like like this literally is the solution. This
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: incentive ize losing to the point where you get kicked
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: out of the fucking league.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Right but but but but again, a chance to make
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: the league.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, no, like it's it's it's actually it makes
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: all the sense in the world.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: But then money, nobody's ever going to agree to it,
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: right but yeah, Like, bro, imagine applying this to college sports,
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: like as as we've been reworking the sport in conferenceary
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: alignment and everything and and you've almost been moving towards
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: these super conferences like the SEC and the Big Ten.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, what if you had a situation where it
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: like like if if you didn't win enough that you
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: were basically down to like one double A or group
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: of five or whatnot. And the other best part about
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: it is all of a sudden, Cardinals Raiders at the
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: end of the year is an existential battle for survival.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: If you're telling me, you wouldn't want to watch that,
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: and the quality of the football is now good. Those
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: are bad teams, but it would be fascinating to watch
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: those guys fight for their lives.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: All right, So here's my issue though, the Premier League
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: and the Championship League both feel like you're being rewarded, like.
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: Not the Championship League.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: It's the Championship okay, let's just make it the Jets. Okay.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: If that's the lesser of the two leagues, let's call
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: it Premiere.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: And the Jets. Okay, and the Jets are stuck of
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the Jets forever?
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Is that?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah? But how about this.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: The Jets have a pretty good chance of winning the
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Jets and then you get to celebrate a championship it's
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: like that may be your only path forward to a
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Jets championship has to.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Get relegated win the lower league, and.
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: You're like, we're back in the NFL.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Hell, I will take a lower league title any day.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: My friend. Then it just becomes the Browns. So we
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: want something you know in all serious is Taylor. Tottenham
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: is about to get relegated, aren't they. They're very close.
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: They got a very good result this past weekend and
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: I believe they're they're above.
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: The relegation zone right now.
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: But that last spot is gonna come down to Tottenham
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: or west Ham, two pretty big clubs.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Stude, you're talking about Tottenham here, who what just built
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: a multi billion dollars stadium.
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, where the NFL plays its London games.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: And and all of a sudden they're gonna have to
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: play a bunch of Western Kentuckys like they're going.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: To be playing in the.
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: Stadium and TeamUp.
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: Some teams have the thought like or some fan bases
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: are like, oh, we'll just go down to the championship
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: for one year. It's a one year penalty. We'll be
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: right back to the Premier League and they're stuck there.
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: Yes, some teams like Leicester City just keep moving down
• 29:06
  Speaker 9: and down.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: This So the Chiefs, based on last year not making
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: the playoffs, they'd be relegated down right.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Well, you got to finish like bottom three or four, Okay,
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: so they would have still been they they probably would have.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Of the cut line.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: So we ever had the top three or four picks
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: in the draft, those are the teams being relegated.
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: The Raiders, the Jets.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, advice not tanking.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Uh, maybe they get like a draft pick penalty or
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: something that they get relegated as well. Yeah, it makes
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: all this, It makes too much sense, but nobody's ever
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: going to agree to it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Giants dominate the Jets division.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: No, I mean number one pick goes to the last
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: team that doesn't get regulated in the Premier League.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, relegated, relegated regulated, I do like regular regulators.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: A good idea.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Soccer has a good idea, bords good idea, so it does.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I have heard a lot there's a there's a book
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: on the creation of the ep L.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I can't remember what the name of it is, but
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: a lot of college football fans have have have recommended
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: to read it because of some of the similarities in
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: the tumultuous times and when it came about.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: What's it called Neil Nel totally meaningly shout at soccer.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry about that, all right? Are we done with this?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: We're moving on to do me a favorite club?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: The club is, it's called the club.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: How the English Premier League became the wildest, richest, most disruptive.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: For some sports?
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, are you concerned at all about your daughter?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Maybe?
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: You know soccer? You're sitting out there, you're in the grass.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You're kind of picking through the grass because the ball
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: never comes your way, and once it comes your way,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: it's very hard because you're playing with your feet, not
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: in your hands. Are you concerned your daughter's gonna get
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: bored with soccer?
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Or what?
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Do you think?
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: No?
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, I am not. There's there's a lot
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: of uh and and and know stud I'm not. I'm not.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: I'm not with you on this soccer take, by the way, either.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: I I love the beautiful game. I think the great
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: irony of soccer is that you think it's boring? Right?
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: Is what this is?
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Kind of what you're alluding to a ton of goals?
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, do you think but then you talk
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: to a European who loves soccer and they think football
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: is boring.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: So like you take breaks every fucking second, go to
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: commercial break.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Constantly, like if nothing else, he's telling them in the Jaguars,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's my month.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: That is fair. They have a war perspective.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: But it is interesting that like I love when I
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: turn on a soccer game, I know I'm getting forty
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: five minutes of action.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Nothing in between. Forty five minutes of action.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: That part I like, yes, that part it's quick, yes,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: but but no in all.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: Seriously, I don't take you sports like some of the
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: dads and people out there are crazy.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Dude, like these are six seven year old.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Let's just have some fun, Mikey, you want to tell
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: them your story. I was speaking of crazy fucking dads.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: No, we played little league against the dad that was
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: going around telling everybody that he's going to kick everybody's ass.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: And I might have over celebrated and beat him at
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: a point where like like it was it was like
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: I was everything that he is just because we beat him.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, they're nine year old. No, there's an old
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: there's an old saying.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: I believe it was Voltaire. I could be wrong, though,
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: but be careful fighting monsters lest you become one. You you,
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: you became the very thing that you hated.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, the.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Asshole dad dragged it as.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Someone's going to do that, the ute bomb.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I promise they're going to try to beat you, because
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: there's always that guy that takes this thing way too seriously.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Six year old soccer.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I've I've I've I've seen it.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Have another facet in my life, Like I spent my
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: entire life fighting angry star wars nerds, and then the
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: abomination known as the Rise of Skywalker came out, and
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: suddenly I find myself as the heavy, breathing, nasally angry
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: old man bitching about why these children films aren't more
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: aligned with my vision for them.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: I get it, it happen.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just bring it back.
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: Fuck it.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Original trilogy didn't mean anything, I guess. Yeah, whatever, it
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: was apt in the entire time.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: All right, let's get to do me a favor.
• 33:35
  Speaker 10: Here.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: We have to get t Bob here, Taylor, do we
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: have imaging for doing me a favor?
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: Yes, we have a music bead that goes under it.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, music, Look at this all right, Bob.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not certain if you're familiar with the game. We
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: go around the horn here here, and we asked someone
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: to do me a favor. I'll give you an example.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I go to Starbucks every day. I'm spending you know,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: six dollars on two double espressos.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: I get it real cheese. One time, they don't cut
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: it in half. I asked them to cut it in half.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: They say they can't cut it in a half.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And I said, do me a favor. Cut the fucking
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: sandwich in half. I mean, seriously, I'm spending twelve dollars
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: a day in your fucking coffee shop.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Cut my sandwich in half. A point?
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: All right, So let's go to Taylor first. Hell you
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: got one, yep, NHL, do me a favor. Make your
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: lottery simpler. I turn on the NHL draft lottery yesterday
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: because the Rangers have a chance to get the number
• 34:30
  Speaker 10: one pick. Admittedly, I'm a hockey casual. I didn't know
• 34:33
  Speaker 10: what I was getting myself into. Stup, they draw four
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: ping pong balls, and every four number combo belongs to
• 34:41
  Speaker 10: a different team, right, mad teams get more combos, is
• 34:44
  Speaker 10: what I surmised was happening. But the balls come out
• 34:48
  Speaker 10: and it's like two five, nine thirteen, and one person's like, oh,
• 34:52
  Speaker 10: this means it's the Florida Panthers, and everybody else is like,
• 34:56
  Speaker 10: wait is that even right?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:58
  Speaker 10: And for how confusing it is, it's not even climatic
• 35:01
  Speaker 10: because the first ball they draw is to announce who
• 35:05
  Speaker 10: gets the number one pick?
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Right what.
• 35:11
  Speaker 10: They draw them the first ball and it's like, the
• 35:13
  Speaker 10: maple Leafs have the number one pick. We'll see what
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: the rest of the draft order is later.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I do like the lottery elements of it.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I do like there's something I don't know. It's different, unique,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: But I understand what you're saying. Well, yeah, I mean
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: it allows you to I'm confused with you explaining it
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean to a lottery element. You know,
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: it allows you to give the maple Leafs the.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: First pick.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: That you can because has lost hockey.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, the sport and keeps the best teams at
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: the top. It's like it's like the old bent corner
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: of the envelope with you ing and.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: The knicks back in the d.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Is that what it was?
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: The frozen Yeah, exactly, yes, Mikey, you got one here,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I got one.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Uh listen.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: I understand the rise of the self checkout line. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: understand that it makes things more efficient. But all these
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: ors that have it, do me a favor. Have somebody
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: who knows what the hell they're doing standing by at
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: all times, because I'm sick of skanting behind the ninety
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: five year old woman who can't figure out what button
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: to press.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I scan that twy. Have somebody standing by. It's one
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: person for like six checkouts. It's not gonna cost you munch.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Just do me a favor. Have somebody there right, like
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: a pit boss exactly.
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: With the card, I need the person that has the
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: card in another part of the store so that the
• 36:30
  Speaker 11: person that goes up goes, hey, I need Bob up
• 36:33
  Speaker 11: front so that he can so that he can bring
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: over the card so we can scan it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: No, I needs to be up front.
• 36:39
  Speaker 10: This sounds less like you need somebody watching it and
• 36:42
  Speaker 10: more like a test to see if you could even
• 36:45
  Speaker 10: qualify to go to self.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Chem okay with that? No, no, no, no, like we
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: need humans, we need.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: We need humans.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: But I think what Taylor is saying, it's like a
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: driver's license. You need permission to go into that area.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, you have to.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You have to pass itself count test.
• 37:02
  Speaker 9: In a certain amount of time.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: There's cones and.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Everything, and parallel park those bananas. Let's go. I can't
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: get it to scam. You can't find the sticker that's
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: on you.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Move along?
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: Excuse me, sir?
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, team.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I'm go ahead, all right, I got a bit a
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: million of them, but I'll go here. Uh, do me
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: a favor.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Just goes back to fran bra Valdez last night, right. Uh,
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: he gets a little frustrated they're they're tipping his pitches.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: He ends up beating story benches. Clear, Hey, do me
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: a favor. If we're gonna leave the dugout, somebody throw
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: a fucking punch.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I mean that thing was the most.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Performative waste of time and the funniest part about it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Wats the highlight?
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Later is the bullpen feeling like, I guess we got
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: a jog out there. Their hearts are not in it
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: at all. They have way too far of a distance ago.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: They should have just stayed in outfield and relax. But like, yeah, guys,
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: do me.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: If you're gonna clear out, do me. A favor and
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: at least fine, at least.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: At least get something going on. Yeah, I mean give
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: me Walt Weiss tackling a man. There was nothing, nothing
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: at all there. And then my second one, a I
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: brought my son to Wrigley for the first time last
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: week and it was incredible. Dude, just a bucket list
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: core memory day. But but this goes to life in general. Hey,
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: do me a favor. Don't expect more than a dollar
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: tip on a.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Fucking beer or a coffee.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, I've been.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Doing my whole life.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: I don't care if you a holes in society inflating
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: my beer to eighteen dollars a beer at the stadium.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: I'm not giving you twenty percent on eighteen dollars for
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: a domestic light beer.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: It's not happening.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're charging me five bucks for a cup of
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: bean juice to give me caffeine.
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: Fine, I get it, black, it's no.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Sweat off your back. I want to give you a dollar,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: but don't look at me and shame me because I'm
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: not going more than a dollar.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, it's a dollar per drink that works, that will
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: always work as long as I'm here.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Well, you read my mind, because that leads me right
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: into mind.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: The guy who gets a five dollar tip when he
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: gets a beer at a game, do me a favor.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Stop fucking doing it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Get out of here.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: What you're making, you're making the rest of us, and
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you do it with the idea of making the person
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: behind you or next to you look terrible. It happens
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: to me all the time. Here's five bucks. I'm a
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: big shot. Here's a tip. Bucks, Hey, keep the fucking change.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: How about one dollar a rwe dollar, one dollar. Here's
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: your tip. It's a stadium rule. You don't tip anymore,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: and you don't tip any less. That way, they all
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: get a dollar from every single person who comes by
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: and buys a beer.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: I hate when people do that. They show off. A
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: guy left at twenty.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: The last time I went to a game a twenty
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: a twenty dollars tip, and so all I'm up next,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: and what am I gonna do?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I left a twenty because.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: After twenty is for me.
• 40:02
  Speaker 10: My least favorite thing is when you're in line at
• 40:04
  Speaker 10: Starbucks and they're like, it's gonna ask you a question.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: It's like, I know what the question is.
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: It's just ask for the tip, don't ask, don't say
• 40:12
  Speaker 10: the answer your question is no.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: And also do me a favor on surveys. I mean,
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: enough of the surveys.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Do I have to fill out your fucking customer service survey?
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Do me a favor?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I come in, I spend my harder money, I consume
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: your product, and I just want to get in my
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: car and go home. Do I have to fill out
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: a fucking survey for the home depot guy?
• 40:33
  Speaker 11: Enough?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Seriously? Well, and it's it's it's and and and then.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: But it's it's like it's it's it's it's these it's
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: these uh these business leaders as well, though, like like yesterday,
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: the Chipotle CEOs out there and he's like.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, guys, I mean, just ask for more food.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Like I know, I I know that we've created a
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: corporate policy where we're trying to save money wherever he
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: can it, so we're exactly giving less portions so we
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: can cut costs.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: But like, just ask more food. There's an employee on
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: the line that will say, no.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Fuck you, do me a favor and shut the fuck up,
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: because first off, it's a good test. You won't get
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: more food or are you gonna get charge more, and
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: simply you're putting your employees who don't have the million
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: dollars gold like they're in a bad spot.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Are they supposed to listen to their boss? Are they
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: supposed to listen to the customer?
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: Do me a favor?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: And how about you lead the way and you fix
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: it and you give us more food?
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, do me a favor.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Stop making promises you can't deliver on.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, she bob.
• 41:32
  Speaker 10: That was a great amendment because it had to be said.
• 41:35
  Speaker 10: We are anti tipping, we are pro fair wages.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm pro And again I'm not anti tipping restaurant
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: twenty percent.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: And not anti tipping. I broke giving money in my pocket.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: But but I have specifically been shamed a few times
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: recently and given looks when I have tipped a dollar
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: on a beer and or coffee. You're not even telling
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: cocktail talking a beer or a coffee. And it's crazy
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: that I should be shamed for not winning to it more.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Than a dollar a drink.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Right now, they give you attitude.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You feel like you're being judge, You feel terrible, You
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: walk away feeling where can I How can I just
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: walk away from a beer feeling good? About myself. I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: can't anymore.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: I mean it's unbelievable.
• 42:13
  Speaker 10: Set I have another one said it is, Yes, do
• 42:16
  Speaker 10: me a favor, stadiums, let me keep my bottle cap.
• 42:19
  Speaker 10: I promise I'll sign something that says I won't use
• 42:22
  Speaker 10: it as a projectile from.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: That's a good point, dude, Just to put a bowt Yes,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: that is a great point to go ahead to.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: I was just just say, little kids too. They get
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: a hold of that beer, they start spilling it everywhere.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Yet terrible to your point. Just to put a bow
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: on this segment. We love doing this with you. College football,
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: do me a favor.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Slow the fuck, dad, That was gonna be yes. I
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: mean enough, enough is enough, Lincoln Riley. Enough If you're
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: not good enough to be in the top eight, the
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: top twelve, you're just not good enough.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: I don't need twenty four teams. I don't need twenty teams.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: I don't need thirty teams. I four was fine. I'm
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: good with where we're at.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Stop expanding the playoff, Lincoln Riley, do me a favor.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Shut up?
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: How about that?
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: I would say this, I would say, uh, hockey fans,
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: do me a favor. Just enjoy the hockey like like
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: like like, I am loving the NHL and NBA playoffs,
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: but any time you say anything about either to a
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: hockey fan, it just immediately is like.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: Oh, another blowout.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Huh he ship, I watched three overtime games last night, son,
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Could it be my playoffs?
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: No, let's just enjoy the games you enjoyed to be
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: a favor.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Enjoy this incredible playoff run that you're heavy right now.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: It's awesome. I'm loving it too.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I love you so much, man, Thank you for doing this.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Check him out, wake up barstool, late to tend hey recently?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Allright, you call me in a spicy weird today. I
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: love you very much, all very much. Always be here, Yes, no,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: I want this version of you every time we have
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: I