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Episode 197 "DESI BANKS" · The Baller Alert Show

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Speaker 1: Hold up, Hold up and glean. Welcome to the Ball
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Speaker 1: Alert Show. Podcasts available everywhere you get your podcast. Oh,
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Speaker 1: I go by the name before our Simmons. I go
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Speaker 1: by the name of see with that. We got a
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Speaker 1: special guests shot out that water, Bessie Bags. What's up, sir?
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Speaker 1: You know you know it's good when you gotta bert
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Speaker 1: with Yeah, you drank, but bab what's up? What's up? Brother?
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Speaker 1: What's up? Man? Funniest man. I know, glad to be
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Speaker 1: in hire man, and I'm proud of you. Brother. Kim
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Speaker 1: k what's good? The water good like kim Kake. Now,
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Speaker 1: look here, it's a lot of stuff going on. Ain't
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Speaker 1: trying to being in a situation because I was. We
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Speaker 1: see what kind of power that kim Ka got and
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Speaker 1: to make a purget look confused and don't maybe know
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Speaker 1: what they are going on. So I'm gonna stay out
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Speaker 1: of that. And now listen, bro, you're gonna your special
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Speaker 1: guests of the shows. She trying to get the show
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Speaker 1: shut down. She better cut it up. Are you ready, sir? Yes,
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Speaker 1: I am. Let's get into it. Year old shan Quella
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Speaker 1: Robinson's dead that within twenty four hours while vacation with
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Speaker 1: friends in Mexico. Did you gotta see the video? Yeah
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Speaker 1: that I couldn't watch the whole the fight, the fight,
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Speaker 1: but they said the friends said, well, the alleged friends
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Speaker 1: said that when she died of alcohol poisoning. But obviously
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Speaker 1: another friend came out and said, that's bullshit because they've
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Speaker 1: had plenty of times where they've drunk a lot, and
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Speaker 1: she hasn't had alcohol pois And it's just ironic that
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Speaker 1: we see a big fight surface and then she ends
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Speaker 1: up dead. I just gotta be different ways to come
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Speaker 1: to deal with conflict. The autopsy said it had nothing
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Speaker 1: to do with alcohol. Okay, she had injury to her
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Speaker 1: neck and her spinal cord. The girl was beaten. The
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Speaker 1: video shows that she got beat up by one of
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Speaker 1: the girls. She was naked in the video. Everyone seemed
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Speaker 1: to happened in the room. Her friends were talking about
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Speaker 1: fight back. Can you fight back? At least? She said no,
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Speaker 1: and they still kept swinging her around. All y'all are guilty.
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Speaker 1: All y'all deserve to go to jail, and I hope
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Speaker 1: you do immediately. Yeah, it was bad, It was really bad.
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Speaker 1: Girls get a chance. She didn't have a chance, and
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Speaker 1: they took. They took real of it, like you know,
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Speaker 1: the great one fight. You should just stop. But you
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Speaker 1: care first of all, what friends are letting their friends fight?
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Speaker 1: The one that record, the one that said nothing not
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Speaker 1: doing anything. You see that girl in danger, she's sitting there,
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Speaker 1: not doing nothing. Yeah, not cool. She taking every punch.
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Speaker 1: The girl gone, she why don't you take advantage of that.
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Speaker 1: That's not girl, that's not real. That's like starting him
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Speaker 1: out deep come on, man, getting he finished. Man, don't
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Speaker 1: do that. You think they planned it, or you think
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Speaker 1: it just it just happened that way. I think that
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Speaker 1: was that girl hated that girl, like she really didn't
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Speaker 1: like her, like she was jealous of her. She that's
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Speaker 1: too much. That's personally. Yeah, you know what, they ain't
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Speaker 1: got anything doing with drunks. But for all the other
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Speaker 1: friends to stand around and watch it though, I feel
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Speaker 1: like they talked about it, they knew it was about
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Speaker 1: to go down. I feel like it was the girlpposed
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Speaker 1: a lot of to keep going, talking about can't you
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Speaker 1: at least fight back? And she said no. Man for
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Speaker 1: let them get it off. They got their little punch
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Speaker 1: of right, man, that's it would be friends. Yeah, now
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Speaker 1: you can't ask for getting to get the girl? Go
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Speaker 1: what a state of Georgia will call three hundred witnesses?
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Speaker 1: Not three hundred label three hundred witnesses during the ye
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Speaker 1: Cell trial. What do you guys think about that? Man?
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Speaker 1: First of all, what're they getting three hundred people for
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Speaker 1: us ready to snitch? Now? Let me ask you all
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Speaker 1: the questions another day. It's these three hundred people are citizens?
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Speaker 1: Is that snitching? Yes? Sit, they just go, That's what
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Speaker 1: I was. That's why I'm like, where you getting three
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Speaker 1: hundred people from us accord to be like this? That's
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Speaker 1: a lot of witnesses. So I think some of those
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Speaker 1: witnesses are getting paid. Three hundred witnesses during the ye
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Speaker 1: Cell trial full that probably lived in the unserved communities,
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Speaker 1: Lord knows what happened, Probably probably got pain, probably were
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Speaker 1: promised something. But that's a lot two hunt of the
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Speaker 1: day because that's that's that's jury. Do you get paid
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Speaker 1: for jury? Dude? So the jury gonna be just slid facts.
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Speaker 1: But jury is different from witnesses heard. The witnesses are
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Speaker 1: gonna sit on the stand and they're gonna ask them
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Speaker 1: a seri and they're gonna be like this, he did
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Speaker 1: it wow? Wow? Well, yeah, the cross examines and they
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Speaker 1: ask them with different questions. You know, they try to
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Speaker 1: circle back and ask the same questions over and over
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Speaker 1: again to catch people in a lie. So I said,
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Speaker 1: it's a long trial because you never know how long
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Speaker 1: the witness is going to be on the stand. Potentially
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Speaker 1: six hundred people by they go to trial. So this
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Speaker 1: just tells me that this is not going to be
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Speaker 1: a fair trial. And you know, the longer that people
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Speaker 1: have to be in court on trial and have to
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Speaker 1: hear these questions over and over and over again, the
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Speaker 1: more likely they are to just of course, the more
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Speaker 1: likely they are to just fold and be like, all right,
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Speaker 1: what's you want me to say? I'm gonna just say
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Speaker 1: it so we can be done with this. We see
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Speaker 1: a lot of people go to jail for that reason.
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Speaker 1: They interrogate them so much that they give up and
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Speaker 1: they just decided to just take it. He's gonna pray
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Speaker 1: for them and everybody will really come home well. And
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Speaker 1: other news, one of my favorite rappers of all time,
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Speaker 1: Future says his dreams is to get married. That's the
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Speaker 1: life that he never lived, married at home with my
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Speaker 1: kids any way, different, that's a life I never lived.
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Speaker 1: It's like something you dream about. That's one of my dreams.
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Speaker 1: So are you guys up for future when they get married? Man,
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Speaker 1: I think that the future get married, that's when the
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Speaker 1: rap career is done. We would not get that same
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Speaker 1: future held the same as a super fan. I don't
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Speaker 1: want future get married. Stay Yeah you tell like the
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Speaker 1: women who hope Mary J. Blige stay heartbroken? Yeah, like
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Speaker 1: you on him because that's why I need my fix.
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Speaker 1: They do their best. He can still be married in
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Speaker 1: toxic y'all do realize that half? Right? I think the
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Speaker 1: chances of future getting married is the chances of did
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Speaker 1: he getting married? Well? Did they already say he's just
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Speaker 1: gonna have a celebration of love? He's not gonna get married.
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Speaker 1: I think future should just focus on the lifestyle those
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Speaker 1: toxic It makes me relive the things he used to
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Speaker 1: do and make you. We need we need that satisfaction.
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Speaker 1: That's the wizard. We don't. We don't need anybody. We
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Speaker 1: don't need no little puppet. Are you married? I ain't
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Speaker 1: mad right now? Would you do you want to get married? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: You got somebody? I don't wrap you gott you've been
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Speaker 1: traveling though you want tour, you want a whole bunch
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Speaker 1: of cities. You've got girls throwing panties at your shows.
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Speaker 1: I've read about what's going on at the shows, like
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Speaker 1: them girls are getting active, well looking like I can
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Speaker 1: droll them. Girls on what I'm saying. Are you throwing
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Speaker 1: pantis on the stage? They ain't doing you know, I
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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm a comedian. I go tell my jokes
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Speaker 1: and go to my room and go to bed. I
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Speaker 1: don't know about that. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay,
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Speaker 1: are you in a committed monogamous relationship that's about ever?
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Speaker 1: Let Yes, I never labor. Yeah, mother's my child. You
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Speaker 1: could never be love that, you know. I don't see
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Speaker 1: that for you. That's good. I could like a really
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Speaker 1: good guy. Now I can't be featured. I can't be.
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Speaker 1: I was gonna say one is I did see an
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Speaker 1: interview though that you did recently. It would be Smone
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Speaker 1: and y'all talked about how y'all have thought about being
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Speaker 1: in a relationship with each other at one point in time. Um,
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Speaker 1: it was like the whole first twelve minutes of the podcast. No,
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Speaker 1: we never thought about it, Like it's like the cameras
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Speaker 1: stry we had, which is go, pretty sure, that's what
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Speaker 1: I mean. You know, we never like said it though right,
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Speaker 1: not to each other. It seems like, you know, just
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Speaker 1: like a thought, just like a random thought. Your friends
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Speaker 1: for so long, it's just like what if? What if
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Speaker 1: we got together? What would it be like? That was
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Speaker 1: like in the beginning video it's now so when was
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Speaker 1: the last time you had? I thought like, that's the
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Speaker 1: same question. But that was stuck on that question that
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Speaker 1: was that was in the beginning And I don't even
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Speaker 1: know if I really had the doubt question. I thought
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Speaker 1: that was a curR balls. That was a curveball question.
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Speaker 1: It was a curveball. Listen, I've seen the beams says
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Speaker 1: you don't take shower. I don't shower every day. I
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Speaker 1: don't think a lot. I don't think a lot of
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Speaker 1: want to shower? Is that nasty? Is that a normal
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Speaker 1: thing for women? Though? Right? At least like two days
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Speaker 1: out of the week. I don't know what I'm saying,
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Speaker 1: like you you can miss two days? I mean yeah,
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Speaker 1: like if it's the Monday, Yeah, I'm not going out
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Speaker 1: three four days unless I'm like fugging it. Who were
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Speaker 1: you dugging it, like, did you take a shower on Monday?
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Speaker 1: When's the next time you taking a shower? At least
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Speaker 1: by no Thursday morning. So two full days Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
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Speaker 1: But I mean the third they probably has happened like
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Speaker 1: Monday morning then Winstead. Yeah, we're super busy. I'd rather
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Speaker 1: sleep than shower. Look, let me tell you something. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna have her come up. No woman take a shower
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Speaker 1: every day. Think about this, No man, take a shot.
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Speaker 1: Just think about this. You listen to me. Listen to me.
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Speaker 1: You take a shower and night before go to bed.
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Speaker 1: You get up. You may be traveling, you get to
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Speaker 1: your next stop, you you've got to go, but on
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Speaker 1: your clothes. You may be out all day party, turned
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Speaker 1: up drunk. So whatever it is, you died, you want
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Speaker 1: the bed. So the next morning when you get up,
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Speaker 1: that's when you take a shower. Is that what she
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Speaker 1: was trying to She tricked me with the Thursday. Now
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Speaker 1: I was trying to hear them. I tried to say
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Speaker 1: that one day she went to third. I said, hey,
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Speaker 1: now that's different. I tried to throw my little too
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Speaker 1: sent in now, but it confused me a little bit.
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Speaker 1: And now like I don't know where to go up.
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Speaker 1: So you're just saying you might miss a shower, like
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Speaker 1: if you're dad tired and you're just having to fight him.
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Speaker 1: I ain't cary that I didn't miss it. I didn't.
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Speaker 1: I didn't went to the whole day and being tired
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Speaker 1: and laid down and didn't wake up because I was okay,
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Speaker 1: that's fair. But you know, damn, and you think the
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Speaker 1: next day can be at one in the morning, two
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Speaker 1: in the morning, that's did the next day? You want
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Speaker 1: to sleep at twelves? You didn't wake up the three
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Speaker 1: I mean that's did you know what I'm saying? Ain't
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Speaker 1: you know? Not only it ain't twenty four hours essentially
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Speaker 1: what she was saying, she'd rather sleep than take a shower,
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Speaker 1: you know, because you get like he said, traveling in
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Speaker 1: the schedule and all that, or just think you in
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Speaker 1: the house all day, you don't wuldn't know where you
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Speaker 1: took bad You're a good friend, man, No, I ain't.
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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I get it. You're chilling. Some people
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Speaker 1: skip skip a day and not not take a shower.
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Speaker 1: Do you skip? I definitely have skipped that. How many days?
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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say days one. I ain't going now
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Speaker 1: one is it that? That's like I can't do that.
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Speaker 1: I can't know two days not Monday through Thursday. No, see,
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Speaker 1: I go to the gym, so like I gotta you know,
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Speaker 1: when you got to the gym, you gotta take a shot. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you can't be saying, We'll said Monday through Thursday. Did
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Speaker 1: you take a shower on Monday? When's the next time
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Speaker 1: you're taking a shower? At least my No, Thursday morning,
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Speaker 1: she's you know what, Sam Samon is gonna come up
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Speaker 1: here and we gotta ask her. You gotta ask that.
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Speaker 1: She said she shower on the weekends. Yeah, she said so,
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Speaker 1: I said Monday to Wednesday. It was the Wednesday with
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Speaker 1: the shower day. I said, you took a shower. She
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Speaker 1: still you still took a show on Monday. You just
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Speaker 1: comment on this clip. I know you just take a
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Speaker 1: shot at Tuesday. But Wednesday it time to take a shower.
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Speaker 1: But she said no Thursday, I said eight. We'll be
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Speaker 1: right back, but more of The Baller Alert Show. You're
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Speaker 1: listening to a special edition of The Baller Alert Show.
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Speaker 1: What's going on your both days? Checking in man and
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Speaker 1: I'm rocking out with the ball Alert podcast. Man, you
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Speaker 1: already know what's going on. Man, let's see. We appreciate
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Speaker 1: you pulling up. What's the hardest thing about being in
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Speaker 1: your industry? Because I don't know nothing about the common indutry.
12:11
Speaker 1: I just know what mother made me laugh and how
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Speaker 1: authentic your skits look like, this ship looks like you
12:18
Speaker 1: think about things that people will be thinking about and
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Speaker 1: you do it, which is fine. Like the most recent
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Speaker 1: one was with the ne the neck braces like that.
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Speaker 1: What's the hardest thing about your industry? The hardest thing
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Speaker 1: about my industry? Hour you, I would just probably say, Man,
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Speaker 1: I mean the skis is you know, I've been doing
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Speaker 1: the skis and two that out of twelve m but
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Speaker 1: I get out at first, it's probably would stand up,
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Speaker 1: you know, me getting to stand up, you know, transitioning.
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Speaker 1: You know, I was a little nervous when I first started,
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Speaker 1: because you have to come up with a show. Yeah, yeah,
12:47
Speaker 1: you gotta get the material right actually before you be
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Speaker 1: like a headliner, you know, because you know, before I
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Speaker 1: really start hating on my own show. I went on
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Speaker 1: a tour, would like to be Smons and damn brands,
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Speaker 1: and you know, uh, you know was like that in
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Speaker 1: the beginning, you know, and I was able to build
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Speaker 1: up my time, you know what I'm saying. But those
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Speaker 1: moments was like probably the scariest because I was still fright,
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Speaker 1: didn't know you know what I'm saying. So I got
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Speaker 1: to after you started doing stand up, you feel, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: stand up probably brought me I'm not probably bring me
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Speaker 1: all my real relationships. They bring me all my real opportunities.
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Speaker 1: Like it gets real when you hit that stage, Like
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Speaker 1: that's when the real dial I'm to morow, That's when
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Speaker 1: the movies come. That's when you know, you get the
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Speaker 1: aid of the big agencies looking at you. That's when
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Speaker 1: you can get in the rooms with the myke ELPs
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Speaker 1: and the Kevin Hards audience you've ever had. Probably when
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Speaker 1: I did shows with my cups, how many people was
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Speaker 1: ud be? Like fifteen? Damn, that's what's up, you know
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Ship like that, and I think I've
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Speaker 1: got And they've been a few shows when I've been
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Speaker 1: with Mike and have been like that, bro. So he
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Speaker 1: was like the first person to ever like put me
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Speaker 1: in that position, to like to be in front of
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Speaker 1: that crowd and you know when you on that level,
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Speaker 1: you're doing it that way, it just seems so real.
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Speaker 1: You're doing exactly what you're supposed to be doing. You
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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like I I'm inspired by people
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Speaker 1: like that. I watched them growing up from the next
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Speaker 1: Fridays and you know the day days and all about
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Speaker 1: the Benjamin's and you know movie still do stand up,
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Speaker 1: which is kind of like a core audience, core fan
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Speaker 1: base for comedians. Correct, Yes, that's the stand up like
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Speaker 1: your core stand up versus fact stand up, stand up
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Speaker 1: his comedy. Because I feel like Hollywood. You know, Kevin
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Speaker 1: Hart said all the time, shot at him, bro because
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Speaker 1: he like mentored me a lot. Bro. Like man, he
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Speaker 1: man text me all the time, so he gonna put
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Speaker 1: up the show. Kevin is like a great guy to me.
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Speaker 1: B salute to him, bro Um. But stand up is
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Speaker 1: that like I feel like you won't you won't really
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Speaker 1: get respected or getting those big movies into That's Hollywood.
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Speaker 1: That's that's that's that's the world. Eddie Murphy did it,
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Speaker 1: Richard Price did it, The Burning Max said it, that
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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey did its, entertained, the d L. Hugh Les,
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Speaker 1: the major people that do have maybe made the TV
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Speaker 1: show with Martin you gotta do it, Yes, for sure.
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Speaker 1: That's that's how you become the real. Social media is cool,
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Speaker 1: but that's how you really become that that that name.
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Speaker 1: Now you get a lot of love. Have you ever
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Speaker 1: met anybody that you was just like that kind of
15:05
Speaker 1: rubbed you the wrong way? As far as what like comedians,
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Speaker 1: because yeah, because I come from social media, I've been
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Speaker 1: seeing like a lot of the old comedians don't do
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Speaker 1: skits on I mean something, don't respect it, but something
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Speaker 1: do Like the ones I've worked with, the majority of
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Speaker 1: them they respected and they love to see me transition
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Speaker 1: into that stand up side. When I'm like, man, I
15:31
Speaker 1: get talked with them guys, bro, and they're like, it's
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Speaker 1: damn it, Like bro, you did it, and it's like
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Speaker 1: keep doing it, keep getting better at it. Like I'm
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Speaker 1: not as good as like these people are seasoned to
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Speaker 1: my twenty thirty years in the game, and it's a
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Speaker 1: difference I'm getting. I'm growing in it for show, you
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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, And I'm finding myself. But sometimes
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Speaker 1: they say it take ten years to find your voice
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Speaker 1: on that stage. I'm going into year seven. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: stand up and I'm still learning, you know what I'm saying,
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Speaker 1: critiques that you know to help me, you know, build
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Speaker 1: up and things like that. So bro, like you know
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Speaker 1: you have those people, you have that an you can
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Speaker 1: look at people. You know, people do that. They watch you.
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Speaker 1: They sit on the side and watch you and they
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Speaker 1: might need saying nothing like you would kill it and
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Speaker 1: they may you come down. They may not say that
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Speaker 1: to you like you supposed to be and like I
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Speaker 1: respect you like you like somebody look up to you
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Speaker 1: supposed to be trying to give me the game as well,
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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So that's what I respect
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Speaker 1: the people that give me the game. Like you know
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. They ate,
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Speaker 1: they want to see you like not do good. They're
16:28
Speaker 1: gonna always have something to say always because because you know,
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Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like they probably hate on
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Speaker 1: you because they think that it came to you easy
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Speaker 1: and it didn't. And you see a lot of times
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Speaker 1: in these season, you know, comedians they don't get the
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Speaker 1: audience that you're getting, like you're getting a huge audience
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Speaker 1: and you get the comedians that look at people on
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Speaker 1: instagrams from like people like you, Drew Ski, and they
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Speaker 1: see the things that you guys are doing and they're like, man,
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Speaker 1: that that came easy for them because I've been on
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Speaker 1: the road for twenty years and I'm still open enough
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Speaker 1: for everybody. And I ain gonna I can't wait to
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Speaker 1: see you kid like this. I know he's gonna do it,
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Speaker 1: but when he do it, I think, like, bro, he's
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Speaker 1: like I'm saying, I think he's probably gonna be like
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Speaker 1: the last person like from like from social media from
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Speaker 1: so you think I think he's gonna be the He's
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Speaker 1: the brow, don't It's one other person who's in Detroit.
17:16
Speaker 1: His name is Jack Funny. I think he's funny too.
17:20
Speaker 1: But as far as right now, having that big engagement,
17:23
Speaker 1: Drew Ski has the chance to really do some really
17:26
Speaker 1: great things. So what's you know, what's what's some advice
17:30
Speaker 1: that you would give Drew Sky listening right now? He
17:33
Speaker 1: needed to He need to go ahead and start. I
17:35
Speaker 1: think he needs to go to do the stand up.
17:37
Speaker 1: You got everything, you got the fan base, you know,
17:39
Speaker 1: you got what you need. You got to look, people
17:41
Speaker 1: love you. You know what I'm saying. That's what's really
17:44
Speaker 1: gonna like you know he has it. Oh he got
17:47
Speaker 1: white folks. He got a lot of white folks too.
17:49
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You know, I got white folks,
17:51
Speaker 1: but boy, I don't he got the white folks. He
17:53
Speaker 1: said me, he said me a pat from some folks.
17:54
Speaker 1: I'm over here like what this this type of lives.
17:57
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It was some it was
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Speaker 1: some short I'm over here like he's a nice as Yeah,
18:03
Speaker 1: so saying he got stuff that I want, you know
18:06
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, And you know, and he's I feel
18:10
Speaker 1: like that, you know, because you already got my guys
18:11
Speaker 1: who doing the eight five colors and they didn't doing
18:13
Speaker 1: d C Hai Davis. You know them got Chico, they
18:16
Speaker 1: already been doing that's my generation. But Juicy came out
18:19
Speaker 1: for us. He's by himself for Yeah. I probably one
18:23
Speaker 1: of the I probably was one of the first beginning
18:25
Speaker 1: people on the social media like our time's two twelve
18:30
Speaker 1: only people that was there at the time, you know,
18:32
Speaker 1: speaking from Vine DC on fly came back me Hawi Davis,
18:36
Speaker 1: So you was on VON to don't know where I
18:40
Speaker 1: started a lot of people popped from VON the logan
18:44
Speaker 1: Paul and Jake Paul, yeah, all them guys. Yeah, But
18:46
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like Vaughan like launched a
18:49
Speaker 1: lot of people careers to Instagram. It started them off
18:52
Speaker 1: for show. I like when you guys do skits together too.
18:54
Speaker 1: I always think that's fire because I don't I've never
18:57
Speaker 1: really seen that until the social media and stuff. But
19:00
Speaker 1: I like when you do skits, like you'll do skit
19:03
Speaker 1: with um well for for example, to be someone. Yeah,
19:07
Speaker 1: people actually thought y'all was in a relationship. The damn.
19:10
Speaker 1: I think everyon's do. They think I'm in all of them?
19:16
Speaker 1: But you know what, going back baby mama, what's your name? Bade?
19:20
Speaker 1: But going back to the rivalry, you know, like some
19:23
Speaker 1: older heads are jealous of the younger generation. I feel
19:26
Speaker 1: like every generation has their thing because you know, you
19:29
Speaker 1: have to be really good to be on deaf comedy jam,
19:31
Speaker 1: you know, and and you know you had to go
19:33
Speaker 1: to these comedy clubs to put in your time. And
19:35
Speaker 1: just like you guys, you have to be consistent with
19:38
Speaker 1: content because a lot of people start but they cannot
19:41
Speaker 1: keep up, you know, their ideas run out. So I
19:44
Speaker 1: think everybody has their things, and that's what that's all
19:46
Speaker 1: I want to like respect, that's what you know, because
19:49
Speaker 1: I respect y'all feel when I go into it, I understand.
19:51
Speaker 1: Yeah when I first start, I got to go to
19:53
Speaker 1: the open mix. I gotta start and name how y'all started.
19:56
Speaker 1: You know what that So just give me a little
19:58
Speaker 1: like you know. But okay, okay, that's what it will
20:00
Speaker 1: be trying to you know what I'm saying. You know
20:02
Speaker 1: what I said. It is a little longer because you
20:04
Speaker 1: had to do the content first. You got it's like
20:07
Speaker 1: starting over. Yeah, it's starring over when you that standards
20:11
Speaker 1: side you starting over? Man, Yeah, because everybody your followers
20:14
Speaker 1: on social media doesn't necessarily transfer a lot of people
20:18
Speaker 1: over to the stand up and realize some people even
20:21
Speaker 1: if you're selling ticket, that's that. That's that's gre's what's happening.
20:24
Speaker 1: That lets you know that, Yes, sir, when you're setting
20:27
Speaker 1: our show, yeah you got something. So that's me all
20:31
Speaker 1: the time. Okay. First of all, you got all these
20:33
Speaker 1: characters who we never seen. I volunteered to be p
20:36
Speaker 1: once you said, you know me every time. Uh, you
20:40
Speaker 1: got pol you got the baby mama, you got the rapper. Yeah, um,
20:44
Speaker 1: you got grandma help me out, y'all. What else you
20:47
Speaker 1: got girl? Little Johnny he didn't do? Oh you didn't
20:51
Speaker 1: do a little Johny in a minute, bro, I do
20:53
Speaker 1: at my shows a little bit. See that. Let's see.
20:55
Speaker 1: That's another thing too, like a lot of stuff that
20:57
Speaker 1: My stand up is so okay good. You know you
21:00
Speaker 1: see the skin, but you're not gonna see this hood. Dude,
21:02
Speaker 1: You're not gonna see that. You might get a little bit,
21:05
Speaker 1: but when I'm gonna stay you're seeing Daisy Banks Bances
21:09
Speaker 1: from Atlanta, right. Yes. A lot of people don't see
21:12
Speaker 1: this is Daisy Banks right here. A lot of people
21:14
Speaker 1: don't get this guy. A lot of people think I'm
21:16
Speaker 1: just this this hood. You know, they think you Paula exactly.
21:21
Speaker 1: So when people meet you, you know, do they be
21:23
Speaker 1: like they want to make you laughing? Laugh Like wait,
21:27
Speaker 1: you sound like look from I'm from east Side. I
21:34
Speaker 1: don't see somebody put on man, come on ye yeah,
21:40
Speaker 1: I know it's that vota crass Gresham count of roll
21:43
Speaker 1: flash shows? Is that Atlanta about? I think it's time
21:51
Speaker 1: for a blitz. It is now time for baller blitz.
21:55
Speaker 1: All right, baller blitz. I'm gonna just do some fire
21:57
Speaker 1: off questions. You know, I'm gonna give you five comedian
22:00
Speaker 1: is who do music who were kind of successful at it.
22:04
Speaker 1: As soon as I named the comedian, you tell me
22:06
Speaker 1: what's the all that got? All right, you're already shaking
22:10
Speaker 1: his head. I probably know one part. Here we go,
22:12
Speaker 1: we're gonna see Jennie Fox. Yeah, that way, okay, little
22:23
Speaker 1: duvall Okay, Eddie Murphy, and that's my favorite comedian. It's
22:29
Speaker 1: so bad that I don't know. I don't know party
22:32
Speaker 1: all the time. Alright, Donald Glover, Uh, I know that
22:37
Speaker 1: I'm doing a dance. You got it though daylight? Yeah
22:48
Speaker 1: that was but no, I was talking about the dance
22:51
Speaker 1: one and you're talking about this is America, This is America.
22:54
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, that's what I was doing a dance.
22:56
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but that's okay. He didn't. I had it
23:01
Speaker 1: in my head though. I had a video on my
23:03
Speaker 1: head and everything, all right. Last one? Nick Cannon, whoa boy?
23:12
Speaker 1: He didn't he got now. He just put out a
23:14
Speaker 1: whole album this year. He had that one song that
23:17
Speaker 1: was five Ye you Hide Down? What is that? He
23:22
Speaker 1: was shot about time the whole side like blas Baby,
23:27
Speaker 1: We mean that brother show. We'll be right back. Stay
23:30
Speaker 1: tuned with more of the Baller Alert show. That's it
23:38
Speaker 1: is now siding for baller Mail near the Boiler show,
23:43
Speaker 1: specifically Sue Solo. I want her to answer first. My
23:46
Speaker 1: husband of fifteen years just told me I need to
23:49
Speaker 1: get a job now. I've never worked in the fifteen
23:51
Speaker 1: years of our marriage, and now he wants me to work.
23:54
Speaker 1: How the hell do I work? How do you work?
23:58
Speaker 1: You apply for job that you're qualified, and hopefully they
24:03
Speaker 1: call you for an interview, and you nail the interview,
24:05
Speaker 1: and then you clock in and you do the job.
24:07
Speaker 1: What do you mean how do I work? That's how
24:09
Speaker 1: you work? Listen sounds of change? What your what Your
24:12
Speaker 1: husband is telling you he ain't got enough to support
24:14
Speaker 1: the household. Grocery prices don't win up ran out. Since
24:19
Speaker 1: you have to figure it out, you d do? What
24:22
Speaker 1: should you do? Hey? Man? She do want to work?
24:25
Speaker 1: He scam? Scam man. It's really big in Atlanta. Come
24:30
Speaker 1: get you some of his money out here, man, I
24:32
Speaker 1: can connect you with some people. I know a few
24:34
Speaker 1: people who are still doing it. Most definitely, Oh yes,
24:38
Speaker 1: scam uh littui, I know the blog for that too.
24:45
Speaker 1: Most definitely do Harry, that is that is huge. Yeah,
24:48
Speaker 1: I'm agree with everybody. Man. You definitely turned from an
24:51
Speaker 1: asset to a liability baby so that somebo job. Listen, bro,
24:57
Speaker 1: after fifteen years, if he tells hers she gotta work,
25:02
Speaker 1: what does that mean You're no longer they got kids.
25:06
Speaker 1: It could be a bunch of things. It could be
25:08
Speaker 1: the economy. It could be he's ready to slide out
25:10
Speaker 1: and he wanted to just go ahead and get a
25:12
Speaker 1: job so she can get started. More funds and household.
25:16
Speaker 1: That would have sounded like he need help, we need
25:18
Speaker 1: more funds in the household. He needed to help girl
25:21
Speaker 1: get a job because he about to leave your ass already.
25:24
Speaker 1: I'll think it's time for a pet talk. Man, look
25:26
Speaker 1: at man. First thing I can say to you, Man,
25:28
Speaker 1: consistent is key. Um, you gotta find yourself on your
25:31
Speaker 1: purpose in it. Um. You know it ain't gonna happen overnight.
25:34
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. A lot of people started
25:35
Speaker 1: from social media. A lot of people do videos and
25:37
Speaker 1: think they're gonna be a star the next day. It
25:39
Speaker 1: don't work like that. No, back of the day, it
25:41
Speaker 1: was cool. I'm talking about people blew up. But now
25:43
Speaker 1: it doesn't change. Uh. But the biggest thing man, knowing
25:46
Speaker 1: what you want. If you're gonna do something, you know,
25:48
Speaker 1: if you want to be a comedian, be a student
25:50
Speaker 1: of it. You know what I'm saying, do it every day.
25:51
Speaker 1: Study They study the grace, you know what I'm saying.
25:54
Speaker 1: They know that it's levels to it, it's levels after
25:55
Speaker 1: the social media. So yeah, that's my prop talk my
25:59
Speaker 1: motivation to him, and you know, find a purpose in it.
26:02
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