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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 12th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show Way.
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  Speaker 4: it's a pre Friday. It's Thursday, Thursday morning. It's March
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  Speaker 4: the twelfth, twenty twenty six. I am whatddy. That is
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  Speaker 4: got a guest coming in today, you guys. It's our
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  Speaker 4: friend Greg Fitzsimmons. Fits comedian Greg fitz Simmons will be
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  Speaker 4: stopping in also this week in audio, we'll get some
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  Speaker 4: of the trending news headlines. We've got the entertainment stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Birthday's port of birthday. All on the way here today
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  Speaker 4: Thursday on The Woody Show. Since we're doing a lot
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  Speaker 4: of March fatness stuff, let's let's talk about some food.
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  Speaker 4: People were asked what fast food chain has fallen off badly.
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  Speaker 4: The most common answers so, like, everyone's got a favorite
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  Speaker 4: fast food place, but you know, some of them, the
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  Speaker 4: quality is definitely dropped off. And these are the most
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  Speaker 4: common answers. Number one on the list. The most common
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  Speaker 4: answer given was pizza hut. Oh, like, the early nineties
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  Speaker 4: version was way better. I agree with that. Oh yeah, pizza,
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  Speaker 4: it's still good. I'd like, I'll still eat it. I'll
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  Speaker 4: still eat it.
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  Speaker 5: I still.
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  Speaker 2: Pizza.
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  Speaker 4: Number two on the list of the place I hadn't
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  Speaker 4: been to in decades, but I've been I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: maybe three or four times over the past couple of months. KFC.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's been born again.
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  Speaker 6: Kfcers see bast agrees with me. Everywhere else around the world.
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  Speaker 6: It is top notch. Yeah, I don't think that it's bad.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it's bad.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's just the competition is through the roof.
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  Speaker 7: You know, you got raising canes and much other chicken
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  Speaker 7: that's different.
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  Speaker 4: Those like tenders. I'm talking about it just for regular
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  Speaker 4: fried chicken.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying though, is there's so many different
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  Speaker 7: options that people don't eat bone in fried chicken like
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  Speaker 7: they did fifty years ago.
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  Speaker 4: It's still fire. Yeah, so I've been enjoying it. I'll
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  Speaker 4: go in there, I'll get like a little two piece
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  Speaker 4: combo or something like that, just like a little, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: a little biscuit. The mats potatoes are still low rent
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  Speaker 4: as they've always been. Yeah, they hit just right, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean. It's like that cheap, crappy whatever.
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  Speaker 4: But the one here, here's the thing, the KFC that
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  Speaker 4: I'm stopping by, like it is a dump plexiglass order. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: and it is really run down. It's really run down.
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  Speaker 4: So that's also on the list. Number three. People were
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  Speaker 4: asked what fast food chain fell off badly?
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  Speaker 5: Panera Also remember maybe it was just where I quitch
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  Speaker 5: service stuff like that, and they have a drive through now,
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  Speaker 5: so oh really Yeah. Back when I was like a kid,
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  Speaker 5: it was called the Saint Louis Bread Company.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's the O. G Right and Oliver Saint Louis.
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  Speaker 4: There's still the Saint Louis Bread Company. It still exists, yes,
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  Speaker 4: but they only call it that in Saint Louis. Outside
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  Speaker 4: of that's all Panera, right, But they were They were
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  Speaker 4: better because they got bought out by private equity, and
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  Speaker 4: that's usually what happens.
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  Speaker 5: Cheap and everything up exactly close a bunch of locations
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  Speaker 5: to the bread Ball was the best.
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  Speaker 4: Then you got the burger King. They used to flame
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  Speaker 4: broil everything and then serve it. Now it just sits
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  Speaker 4: under a heat lamp and it tastes as bad as
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  Speaker 4: putting it in a microwave.
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  Speaker 2: I disagree with you.
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  Speaker 4: I hate it's just cool to hate on it. It is, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and I disagree with that.
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  Speaker 2: Put it towards the one of the best.
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  Speaker 4: Now it's never like a like a first thought. I
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  Speaker 4: felt bad for the burger King by my house because
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  Speaker 4: every time I drive by it seemed like just kind
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  Speaker 4: of neglected and empty, and I felt bad. So I
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  Speaker 4: started going, oh, you know what I'm gonna go through?
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  Speaker 4: I did. I had this weird empathy for the empty
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  Speaker 4: burger King, so I would go through the Drach and
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  Speaker 4: I got the Junior Whopper. It's they're they're still so good. Also,
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  Speaker 4: I like the the burger King, the o g chicken
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  Speaker 4: sandwich from Berkeley, like on a torpedo one of those recently.
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  Speaker 4: And it's a ton of food too. Yeah, they're good
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  Speaker 4: and if you want to be with cheese, this next
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  Speaker 4: one I agree with. People were asked what fast food
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  Speaker 4: chain fell off badly? Dude, Jersey Mics really really the
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  Speaker 4: same to me? Another once great business ruined by private
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  Speaker 4: equity in what way? Thinner sandwiches. They just don't taste
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  Speaker 4: the same. I think they're using different vendors for Like,
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't taste the same. There's there's something different. I
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  Speaker 4: can't really put my finger on it. The other thing,
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  Speaker 4: once private equity took over, they got rid of the
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  Speaker 4: tasty cakes, like the grab and go for like, uh,
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  Speaker 4: you know they still have a cookie or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: That's personal for you.
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  Speaker 4: Because also it's Jersey Mic so it's supposed to be
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  Speaker 4: this East Coast experience kind of thing. And the sandwiches aren't.
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  Speaker 4: They're not bad. I'm just standing there. They're a shadow
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  Speaker 4: of what they used to be. Yeah, I'll still eat it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's like pizza Hut. I'll still eat it, still eat it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but they've definitely fallen off. Wendy's made the list. They
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  Speaker 4: said they died when they got rid of the yellow
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  Speaker 4: packaging in the sun rooms. Okay, we absolutely yeah Chipotle.
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  Speaker 4: I know a lot of people feel this way about
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  Speaker 4: chipol Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Why though, it's just it's just mid and then I
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  Speaker 6: try to convince myself that, oh no, it's good, it's good,
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  Speaker 6: and then it's not it.
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  Speaker 5: And they always like put the order they put stuff
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  Speaker 5: on is weird. It like doesn't fit in.
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  Speaker 4: The bowl, right, what do you mean.
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  Speaker 5: Like I don't know, Like they'll top it with this
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  Speaker 5: like really fluffy, airy shredded lettuce and it's like up
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  Speaker 5: spring loaded like snake can.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not putting lettuce on that.
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  Speaker 7: I think Chipottle just suffered from It was the only
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  Speaker 7: thing like it when it first came out. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 7: then then people are like, oh, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 4: They moved on to new things. Yeah. I mean I
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  Speaker 4: still have, you know, love for Chipotle going there. You
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  Speaker 4: know what I tried for the first time. I've never
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  Speaker 4: gotten before because my my go tour is always the
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  Speaker 4: white rice, black beans and then whatever. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 4: feeling that day for the protein and I get the pico,
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  Speaker 4: the mild sour cream and cheese. That's it right, sounds good.
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  Speaker 4: Everything else the same. But the one thing I never
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  Speaker 4: tried I tried it for the first time was really good.
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  Speaker 4: That corn salsa.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, get the corn.
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  Speaker 4: It's good.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean what could be bad? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like Sammy just discovering the electric tooth place.
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  Speaker 5: It was the original idea of just like you guys,
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  Speaker 5: like how you know, like subway sandwiches, you can kind
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  Speaker 5: of make it with them. But what if it was
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  Speaker 5: a taco Bell?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so put Chiapole and there's one more fast food
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  Speaker 4: chain on the list. Okay, that fell off badly again.
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  Speaker 4: These are the most common answers. Pizza Hut, KFC, Panera,
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  Speaker 4: Burger King, Jersey Mikes, Whendy's, Chipotle, Subway, When was that
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  Speaker 4: ever good? That it used to be good? They had
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  Speaker 4: remember that they had their heyday? They did? They sure did.
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  Speaker 4: I have not been a subway for a decade. Jersey
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  Speaker 4: Mikes is straight up five star, classy ass restaurant compared
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  Speaker 4: to Subway. Subway is the most low.
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  Speaker 8: That was.
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  Speaker 7: They're kind of their selling for for the people out
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  Speaker 7: there who wanted to buy a subway franchisees. That's so
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  Speaker 7: it's the lowest costs want to get it to but
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  Speaker 7: it leads to what you're talking about low.
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  Speaker 5: And there was there were three on every corner, and
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  Speaker 5: they expanded fast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I used to like Subway a lot, and then other
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  Speaker 4: things like you said they like when somebody discovered, you know,
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  Speaker 4: Chipotle A I liked this concept like there was a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of mothers Jersey, my firehouse up.
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  Speaker 9: All these places came in Subway despite them being super stingy.
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  Speaker 9: But I hate the most recent time I went, they
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  Speaker 9: put them lettuce. I'm sorry, the mail and the mustard
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  Speaker 9: at the end.
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  Speaker 4: They always do that.
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  Speaker 5: That's another one that doesn't upside down. Another one that's wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I hate that.
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  Speaker 4: I wish Quiznos was still a thing I always enjoyed.
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  Speaker 4: Blimpy is still a thing. I saw them, but not
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  Speaker 4: on the level where I used to it like a Walmart.
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  Speaker 4: The only place I've s this, and it was a
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  Speaker 4: stand alone it was in a strip. Really Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Also, I don't know if anyone else has ever heard
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  Speaker 5: of this, But does anyone remember Schlots?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? Those were good. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, I got
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  Speaker 4: those a lot because they were they were all over
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  Speaker 4: New York when I worked in New York.
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  Speaker 5: They were in Kansas City.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, those were good. Oh and shout out to pot Belly.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the show.
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  Speaker 2: What is to Day?
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  Speaker 4: Anything interesting? March twelfth, National Baked Scallops Day? Oh to live? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's National Working Mom's Day, Girl Popcorn Lover's Day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all right, I'm curious what has against scallop?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah's scalp.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very anti scallop. Yeah, I don't like them. I
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  Speaker 4: think they're they're so mild. Yeah, there's just nothing to them.
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  Speaker 4: That's a water chest now yeah, like butter, Like what's.
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  Speaker 2: The point the water chests? Out of the seafood.
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  Speaker 4: World's say they're beaty and slightly sweet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, unless you just had some cook bad. They're a
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  Speaker 5: rubbery They're great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, rubbery, every single one I've ever had. Sometimes too bad.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes to seafoody, Like there's like kind of that ocean ocean.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes there's the sandy.
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  Speaker 5: Texture is weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I I to love the texture.
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  Speaker 4: I used to like them until I realized that not
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  Speaker 4: every time you had them they were going to be wrapped.
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  Speaker 4: They weren't going to be wrapped in bacon like bacon wrap.
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  Speaker 4: Scalops but you can bacon wrap anything.
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  Speaker 7: It's one of those things that has a little kid.
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  Speaker 7: I must have been a freak because I was super
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  Speaker 7: into scalps when I was like six.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so do you guys remember have you ever bought them?
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  Speaker 2: There were fourteen trillion dollars.
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  Speaker 4: I just remember that every episode of Hell's Kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it's Gordon the.
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  Speaker 4: Scullops ullops you don't cash damn good. When I was
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  Speaker 4: a kid, do you guys remember the chain of family
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  Speaker 4: restaurants Friendlies.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that I've never been.
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  Speaker 4: They had the they had the ice cream and the thing.
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  Speaker 10: They had the little clown ice cream. Yeah, yeah, put
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  Speaker 10: the cone on top, make little hat Eminem's for eyes.
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  Speaker 4: So we used to go to Friendlies all the time.
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  Speaker 4: And the thing that I would order as a kid,
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  Speaker 4: I would order the fried clams.
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  Speaker 5: Oh really, I.
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  Speaker 2: Haven't had millionaires?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I haven't so good. I haven't seen
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  Speaker 4: them on a menu in forever, because, yeah, you get
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  Speaker 4: the fried clams. They were like they were chewy and
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  Speaker 4: rubbery and just dip them into the little little sauce. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And everybody thought it was weird that that a kid
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  Speaker 4: was ordering.
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  Speaker 10: Especially because the Friendlies menu it's built entirely for kids.
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  Speaker 10: It's probably the one thing that was somewhat adults on
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  Speaker 10: the men.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted fried clam.
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  Speaker 7: And the other thing I did when I was okay
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  Speaker 7: is that we would go to this buffet and I said,
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  Speaker 7: somehow I got it in my head that I needed
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  Speaker 7: liver for like iron efficiency. I was the only liver
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  Speaker 7: onion like liver, I was who got yes liver and
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  Speaker 7: onions place.
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  Speaker 4: To this day, to this day, if I go out
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  Speaker 4: to UH a meal with our buddy Tony Tony Mott,
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  Speaker 4: the wigging Boy, and there's liver and onions on the menu,
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  Speaker 4: he orders it. Really loves it. It's not bad, it's
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  Speaker 4: it's it's close to strip steak.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I like liver worst, but play liver.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, But livered to me is one of those things
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  Speaker 4: that you would eat it only if you had to,
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  Speaker 4: Like there's so many other better parts of an animal
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  Speaker 4: that you can eat and you don't have to eat
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  Speaker 4: the liver.
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  Speaker 5: I think it was one of those survival meats, like.
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  Speaker 4: Eating the filter of the.
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  Speaker 11: Never.
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  Speaker 7: I never got that. What I had in my woody style,
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  Speaker 7: I had my head this was gross. Was my My
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  Speaker 7: aunt would always ordered a tongue sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: In the world kidneys, I can't even look at them.
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  Speaker 2: I refused.
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  Speaker 4: I refused to try tongue because I remember going to
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  Speaker 4: the grocery store and we'd be in the you know,
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  Speaker 4: the meat section. Yeah, and I'm like, what is this
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  Speaker 4: and my mom, Oh, that's a cow's tongue. I go
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  Speaker 4: then I just like, look at it. I would take it.
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  Speaker 4: I would take it like if my sister was with
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  Speaker 4: us or whatever, and I would like when I get
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  Speaker 4: at her, like liqu her face, like a dog kiss whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's that's growth.
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  Speaker 12: Like why you don't again a survival meat? Yeah, like
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  Speaker 12: if I would even if I had to, yea. You
• 12:37
  Speaker 12: know what do you mention? Gordon Ramsey? You should watch
• 12:39
  Speaker 12: on Netflix. There's this new show called Being Gordon Ramsey.
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  Speaker 12: It follows him for like a year as he opens
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  Speaker 12: this new restaurant. It's really well done.
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  Speaker 9: Really and he, I gotta say it seems incredibly nice.
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  Speaker 5: Interviewed him and he's one of the best people I've
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  Speaker 5: ever interviewed. Is very nice, very nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he knows what Oh you idiot samwich dog up?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Like what was that that meme that he's got two
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  Speaker 4: beasts of bread and he's holding the side of their face.
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  Speaker 4: Are you an idiot?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: That's good. What you got?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you guys remember you well, Greg and Woody, your
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  Speaker 5: girl Nicole Curtis from HGTV and you love her.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: I like h g TV.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: Did you like Rehab Addict?
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  Speaker 4: No? Okay, well because like I like New Construction?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yes, don't like old timey?
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she's out there now talking about what happened with
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  Speaker 5: her when she, you know, had a little racial slur
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: incident on the b roll footage of a Rehab Addict
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  Speaker 5: and the show got pulled. Well, she went on the
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  Speaker 5: Breakfast Club, and you know that's not a bad move,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm gonna I'm gonna try all about it. She actually,
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: she said, she meant to say that she uses silly
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  Speaker 5: words together like fart digger and fart knocker and accidentally
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  Speaker 5: like sort of combined them in a weird way. But
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  Speaker 5: Charlemagne the God pushed back and said, well, it's just
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  Speaker 5: that the combination you used came so naturally to you.
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  Speaker 5: So she says, of course she doesn't condoned that slur,
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  Speaker 5: and still insists it's not a part of her normal vocabulary.
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  Speaker 5: It was just a slip of the tongue. But yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that the breakfast club was by.
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  Speaker 7: Well, the question is does she get her job back
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  Speaker 7: because of this apology to her? Oh I say no, no, no,
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  Speaker 7: so way to go.
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  Speaker 4: I mean that's a strong try. It was going to
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  Speaker 4: the breakfast club. Yeah, did you want to get them
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  Speaker 4: on their It was uncomfortable. I hit up. I hit
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: up Chef's swoop oh yeah the other day because he
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: put now see it was on his story. Damn, I
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: can't see what it was, but he posts this stuff
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  Speaker 4: from this this accounts like you know, something N word whatever,
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  Speaker 4: and it's like affirmations for you know, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 4: for black dudes.
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  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: What did it say? I can't remember exactly said, but
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  Speaker 4: basically was like and I was like, wow, I said,
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  Speaker 4: I would repost this if it didn't say the end.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Now it was with the A not the hard rye,
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  Speaker 4: you know, but it always like inspirational. Yeah, yeah, it
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  Speaker 4: was good because like I like, I I felt it,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, like yeah, totally, but I
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  Speaker 4: couldn't but I hit him up. I go, hey, man,
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  Speaker 4: I said, am I rob feel this one? And he goes, absolutely,
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  Speaker 4: he goes, you learned to fly planes. You're already trying
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  Speaker 4: something new my n word he calls you that night.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: See wow, So like you know that's the thing. Like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: So if it's an inspirational thing and it's posted by
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  Speaker 4: uh you know, black friend in this case, am I
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: allowed to share that on the story? And is that okay?
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't or the breakfast club on your apology.
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: Guess when you share something as a story, it shows that, hey,
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: this came from another account, right, Like, it's clearly not
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: your words.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: You're just passing it along. You're putting a stamp on it. Yeah,
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: maybe until you retire then try it out. I mean
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't see what the big deal is.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: But uh well oh yeah yeah here I found. Yeah,
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: every n word with the A deserves to try something new.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: There you go, that's true. That is motivational.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Everyone does.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: To be fair.
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: If that was like written in calligraphy on a girl's wall,
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: I would completely make fun of it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: It doesn't really say much.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very vapid, as I say, yeah, well, he
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: posts at least one thing from this account almost almost
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: every day that's true. Yeah, that's his Uh, it's one
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: of his favorite accounts.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: Or his major followers.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: So what happened tod did Charlie made and the Breakfast
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Club give give her the past or?
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: I mean it doesn't like like like it ended super well.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: No, they're really good.
• 16:30
  Speaker 14: At pushing back and saying like, well how did that
• 16:32
  Speaker 14: come out?
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: Then?
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah? But I mean good for her, I guess for
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: going on and you know, giving it her best shot.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: But I don't think it changed anything.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, Charlie Manine calls Us Manning's people all the time,
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: and you don't see me complaining.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: He's not wrong.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: H Menace, what you got?
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Well one of our favorites Team mom? Did you see
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: what's going on with Janelle the og?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Did?
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: I haven't paid attention to those people for years?
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well you were way into it, and I know
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: you know who Janelle is.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: So here's how long ago I was into the teen
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: mom thing.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: I was into it long enough that now the kids
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: who were born to those teen moms in the show
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: are the same age as the moms were when they
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: had that. Yeah, it's just crazy, Jace.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Her kid is eighteen years old and you know the mom.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: Janelle's mom famous on the show. They always had drama
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: between each other. Well, Jace has been getting in a
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: lot of trouble and so he was living with his
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: grandma and he pulled a gun out on her. So
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: he yeah, so he got arrested and now he's like
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: in some mental facility for it.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: So not going very well there.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: But this one of the most famous scenes is Janelle
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: fighting with her mom over her boyfriend Kifa yep, and.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: She's like, Menesota, dude.
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: That is one of my favorite lines ever. You're high high,
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: You're both high, Like yeah, they were high as ish
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: and they went to.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Go wasn't it like a concert or something? There are
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: no no no.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: That was another thing that was later on Jell Janelle
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: after she got in trouble, she was supposed to do
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: a couple of days in jail, and it just so
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: happened to line up that she wanted to go to
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: a Kasha concert and he was like, she was like,
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: I can't go to jail during those days because I
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: gotta go see Kesha.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: One of my favorite e clips when it comes to
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: having beef with grandma. Remember the do bad things kid
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: I had.
• 18:25
  Speaker 11: On Monday, Littorian took his bad boy image to a
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: new level inside this Lake Park Walmart. The problem began
• 18:31
  Speaker 11: when Latarian asked his grandmother to buy him some chicken wings.
• 18:34
  Speaker 11: She said no. He got mad, walked over and ordered
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: them anyway. When his grandmother confronted him about it, Littarian snapped.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Started hitting me in front of the whole Walmart.
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: Bikita Strafford worries about what will happen once Littorian is released.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: She's trying to get.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Her SUV repaired because remember the v repair because the
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: kids stole her car.
• 18:53
  Speaker 15: Oh my god, that.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Was an older store. This, so that happened first, like
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: he stole the car first, and then there was a
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: follow up like, hey guys, remember the militarium wherever he
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: came is now now he's beating his grandma at the
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: walmart and she's still hanging this.
• 19:05
  Speaker 16: I took my gunma car because I got mad at
• 19:07
  Speaker 16: my mom.
• 19:07
  Speaker 13: And then I saw him have my friend come in
• 19:09
  Speaker 13: and he smoked with cigarettes.
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: He started the vehicle, then put it into gear.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I yanked the I yanked it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 17: I yanked the thing and off they went. Two seven
• 19:19
  Speaker 17: year olds alone on the road. Along the way, he
• 19:21
  Speaker 17: ran over two mailboxes, hit two parked cars in a
• 19:24
  Speaker 17: Costco parking lot, and struck two moving cars near Walmart.
• 19:28
  Speaker 15: I want to do it because it's fun, funny to
• 19:30
  Speaker 15: do bad things.
• 19:32
  Speaker 16: Drives into a car.
• 19:33
  Speaker 11: But did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, but I wanted to do her rash stuff.
• 19:37
  Speaker 17: With my friend.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: But I want to do hood friend. Do you not
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: get it? Yeah?
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: I get I get that it's all super fun, but
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: he started hitting her in a Walmart. You can't take
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: a seven year old.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I think this kid, he's probably like forty
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: militaris and he's been arrested at least twice since then.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, how old is he now? Yeah? Probably early
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: twenty Yeah, I got to be mid early twenty.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: That was a while ago yet, but simple a resultant
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: resisting arrest in twenty twenty five.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: Janelle's son Jay's Hopefully you can turn around, Greggory, what
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: you got?
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: Well, this is pretty interesting because I don't agree with
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: the diagnosis, but it might help him out.
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: So.
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: Kevin Spacey is on a trial this week. He's taking
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: to court this insurance company that he was supposed to
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: get a big chunk of money from when he got
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: let go from House of Cards.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, do you know who Kevin Spacey is Morgan.
• 20:28
  Speaker 14: Yes, from allegations. I don't watch him in anything.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: No, you don't remember anything he's been in. No, you
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: couldn't tell us.
• 20:36
  Speaker 14: One Cards would have been the one that I would
• 20:38
  Speaker 14: have named, because it's the most recent thing, right, No,
• 20:44
  Speaker 14: as far as a big thing, yeah, yeah, but I
• 20:47
  Speaker 14: couldn't name anything else he's in.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: I think more American beauty usual suspect.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, this doesn't happen.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I just don't watch about k pask.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: I couldn't believe I.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Pulled that out. Yeah, it's an interesting pull.
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: Kevin Spacey's on the stand and said that he was
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: formally diagnosed with sexual compulsive behavior. There we go back
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: in twenty seventeen, during all those sexual misconduct allegations. That
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: diagnosis was read by him at this trial, where he
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: said that other specified obsessive and related behaviors, sexual compulsive
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: behavior and generalized anxiety disorder is what he got diagnosed with.
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: So he's kind of using that to say, why didn't
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: I not get a huge payment? He was supposed to
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: get thirty one million bucks. After he got let go,
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: they gave him one million dollars. But now this might
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: change it because he can basically say I was diagnosed
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: with these compulsive disorders, these sexual allegations were dropped in
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: court the jury.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: That's true. That's true. He's so he's really not wrong.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: But that's the thing that seems very counterintuitive because he
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: denies a lot of it and now suddenly as such, so.
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: Which is well, Greg would say he should get a
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: couple passes because of horrible bosses.
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I mean he was brilliant. He should also
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: have a couple of oscars for that. But uh, I
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: think it'll be pretty interesting. He should have gotten your moneion,
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: is what he's saying.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right about how he was not convicted.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: No, and if he's convicting himself if you watch the documentary,
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: Basically what he did is he would kind of like
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: he'd get young up and coming gay actors in LA
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: and he'd not gay. He promised them stuff, yeah yeah, gay,
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: and then they come up to his room and there'd
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: be nobody there, and then he.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Would hit on them like everybody else.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Old Harvey, are we all sex addicts?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: That's what the part.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I know you're saying, Greg. Yeah, time for the birthdays shown.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: It's shim, we're gonna sit.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: It's sim and you know we don't.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Do and there's some oh yeah going on here. Uh
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: not this one. Aaron Eckart Harvey dead loved Dark Knight
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: fifty eight years old. She's sipped in the thor movies.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Jamie Alexander is forty two. He got to see here.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Frank Welker, Fred and the Scooby Doo cartoons eighty years old.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: He was like the O G voice. That's here's one
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: that's not too bad. Darryl Strawberry, he was on the
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: eighty six World Champion New York mets. He and Doc
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Goodin loved the cocaine. You don't watch the documentary about
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: the eighty six mets man. They were wild the high
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: every different times. Yeah, it was these days. He's living
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: in the suburbs of Saint Louis. He's a preacher. Oh nice,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: really yeah. Darryl Strawberry's sixty four years old today. All right,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: here we go. You got James Taylor is his birthday singer,
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: James Fire and Rain. You've got a friend. He's seventy
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: eight bangers. Let's see Steve Harris from Iron Maiden is
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: seventy years Nice. You got Mitt Romney who's seventy nine,
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: The USA and the Ultimate. Oh and the birthdays today
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: lizaman Ellie still alive eighty years old? Oh that I thought, Yeah,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: she was Jacob News.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: She was megapist about the yeah Lady Gaga Oscars thing. Well,
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: not Lady Gaga but pretty much because she was put
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: in a wheelchair on stage and she's told that she
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: was going to be put in a seat, but the
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: last minute they changed it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Well, and Lady Gaga was super patronizing, like I got
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: you at.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Your porn of Birthday Today is Cayenne Kleine and today's
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: birthday girl. She's been pounded more than the pavement in
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Seabass's favorite city.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: New York City.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: So you crapped onto two hundred and eighty one fine fields.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe garbage because she was in the Depraved Knights of
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: a Woman. Also Lesbian Games Beside the Lake, Beside the
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: l She was in Beckoning Footsoul Worship. Uh huh. She
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: was in Four Finger Orgasm. Also give Me the Pink
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Volume one. She was in Stick Your tongue where it belongs.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, while we're in the meadow.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Also get acquainted with her crotch, and then who can
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: forget her Intorus club? Who's forty years old today? A
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: netraporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and a little bit of
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: what's happening in the world of entertainment.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Who the hell you adult baby show?
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: We had a bunch of oh on the birthdays. I
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: don't know why anybody cares about Share at this point,
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: but they're like, did Share marry her thirty nine year
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: old boyfriend? She just seems so sad and desperate to me,
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is about sheriff.
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I don't know, total double standard. I'm
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: I'm still interested in what she does as a person's thinking.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: She's into the young guys like it was the other
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: way around you.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Nobody would it comes with a Greg's operating system.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: It does. And I did go to a Share concert
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: one no nice?
• 25:47
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Adam Sandler's daughter Sadie, plays a college freshman in the
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Netflix comedy Roommates. Nice. I heard something about Roommates.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know is it out yet? Roommates roommates Netflix.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Metallica addressed the frustrating ticket issues involving their residency at
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: the Sphere. Dude, that on sale was madness. Bit like
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: there are people people that I know they went on
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: because they signed up right and they put all that
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: because you can like kind of pre enter your credit
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: card information so you're ready to go when your time
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: in the queue comes up. And so I was ready
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: to go, clicks enter whatever. And when they first logged on,
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: they were like number forty thousand or something like that,
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: and they were on there like immediately. They were all
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: said ready to go, like oh man, anyway, went pretty quickly,
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: their time was up and they were you know, in
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: the system, and then something got you know whatever tied
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: up and it says error. And then they went back
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: and they were number five hundred thousand, five hundred and
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: they didn't get any and so yeah, then Italica and
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: added some more shows. I've got tickets for, Like the
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: earliest I can get tickets was for February sixth, I
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: think it's a Saturday. What next year? Next year?
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: They start in October and they're usually doing like two
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: shows each week, so it'll be like a Thursday Saturday,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Thursday Saturday kind of thing. And this will be my
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: first show at the Sphere. It's an amazing I want
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: to see. That's why I figure like I'm not going.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: I don't care what happens between now and then, unless
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: it's like they do like get Back to the Future thing,
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: like they show the movie at back like they're doing
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Wichard of Oz, which would be kind of cool. Cool,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: But yeah, Metallic of the Sphere will be my first
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Sphere experience.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Roommates April seventeen.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: April seventy. I've heard good things about it, like it's
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: supposed to be really funny, okay, because they're I think
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: they're bringing back more of the kind of comedy that
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: you've been talking about menace, you know, and general I'm saying,
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: like this scary movie six.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: You know, like comedy, not sugarcoated.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Correct and not super politically correct. Back on the cancel culture,
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Mickey Rourke has officially lost the rental that he had
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: refused to go fund me money to keep. So no man,
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: speaking of money, I know you like this stuff. Greg
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Steven Spielberg tops the Forbes list of the twenty twenty
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: six celebrity billionaires. He's got a net worth of seven
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: point one billion dollars, followed by George Lucas with five
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: point two billion, and Michael Jordans in third with four
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: point three billion dollars. Is that Michael get their money?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Drake just officially became a billionaire finally, which I thought
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: he was a billion It was not he was going
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: to be when they sold Beats to Apple, but then
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: uh tyresee and him got a little drunk the night
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: before the announcement of buying it, and Apple got upset.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: So they made sure that he was not going to
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: be a billionaire.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Like a live because in the in the video teach
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: them in the video they said Rap's first billionaire blah
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: blah blah. So they were making a point in the
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: video that he was going to be a billionaire. Yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: so Apple punished him. How that'll that'll show up? You
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: have now just under a billion.
• 29:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: I think they gave him like two hundred million dollars
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: less than eight hundred million.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Okay, See that is a garbage story. There is no
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: way that a giant billion dollar financial deal. They just
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: shaved off twenty percent because something just to him. It
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: sounds like garbage.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: There happened, but you know.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: That, then you don't do the deal because I know,
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: why are you not googling right now?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I am here.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: That's been the story for like years.
• 29:36
  Speaker 19: And there's some people that wake up in the bathtub
• 29:38
  Speaker 19: in Las Vegas. For there was also kidneys. There was
• 29:41
  Speaker 19: also a documentary that he was in talking about I
• 29:44
  Speaker 19: don't think so okay, I'm sinking about I'm sure like
• 29:47
  Speaker 19: it could have changed. There was a penalty or whatever,
• 29:49
  Speaker 19: but it wasn't like data said all right, well, uh,
• 29:51
  Speaker 19: we'll do the deal, but we're going to make sure
• 29:53
  Speaker 19: that it's just short of you being a building.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: With Jimmy Iavin, who's very who's really well connected businessman,
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: and he's like crapped like that.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Go and Jimmy Ivan was talking crap in the documentary
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: about how they.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Messed up menace is right.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I just looked it up.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: What does it say though? What website is it on?
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: It's just when you google it, it pops up with
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: the A.
• 30:12
  Speaker 10: Overview okay, full inside yeah, I mean yeah, pesky facts
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: no no, no no no. Doctor left an estimated two
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: hundred million dollars from his twenty fourteen Apple Beats deal
• 30:22
  Speaker 10: after a premature social media So, I mean.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: I believe there was a penalty. I believe the part
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: of this penalty I think what SeaBASS is saying that
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I also agree with. They said they didn't just like
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: figure out like what the penalty was going to be
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: just to keep him. They weren't go, Betty, you keep
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: him from being a billion.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Because he was only gloating in the video that got
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: released about being a billionaire.
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: I know, But it just says that the video violated
• 30:43
  Speaker 10: a confidentiality agreement, which prompted the Apple CEO to the context.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: Which the trigger was going to be a billionaire, saying,
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: but it did not to like say that he wasn't
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: going to be a billionaire, like.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just to trigger whatever the penalty would be, whatever
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: that ended up being, which then yes, did keep him
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: from becoming a billionaire. But it's not like Apple goes,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: all right, guys, what are we going to do about.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: Dre He got drunk, but he's been telling everybody how
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: it's going to make him a billionaire.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: How much do we need to penalize him here to
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: keep him from being Like that part didn't happen.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Right, oh okay, it just bashfully just no, it could
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: have been and the people involved said, that's exactly what happens.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: It's not what I'm seeing though. Yeah, yeah, all right,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: we get it. Jimmy, I guess he's wrong to eight
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: seven seven forty four. Woody. Text over to two two
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• 31:34
  Speaker 4: back the Woody showed to be back the Woody Show.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: An it's his new hour, insensitivity training for a politically
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: correct world. Woody Greg Right, we got Sea mass, We've
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: got Sammy Morgan is here? What pones open? Eight seven
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• 32:00
  Speaker 4: two two nine eight seven. Check in if you'd like.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: We are checking in with Genie Grant, who's got the
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: trending news headlines.
• 32:07
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Well, the FBI is putting out this warning to police
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: departments in California, saying that if Iran was gonna retaliate,
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: they do it on the West Coast. They also say
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: it would probably happen as a drone attack from a
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: ship somewhere off the coast, but they don't know when
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: or what the targets might be. But California Governor Gavin
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Newsom says that the Offices of Emergency Services is working
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: with security officials on this. And meanwhile, Iran says they're
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: backing out of this year's World Cup. The Minister of
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Sport and Youth, which sounds very classy, says that with
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: everything that's happened in the last few months, the team
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: is in no condition to participate. He also added that
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: a rogue country was hosting the Cup.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but still did not count.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Let's see, he sating great.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Well for what it's worth. President Trump says that ran
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: is still welcome to play in the tournament, and uh,
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: they're still listed on the FIFA website. And the US
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: got the help they needed from Italy and are advancing
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: to the knockout round of the World Baseball Classic Italy.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Somebody says if they have like a like an espresso
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: or something machine in the dugout, look so stereotypical. That's true, Like, yeah,
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: somebody texted about that. I'm like, oh, they're just kind
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: of being silly.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: So that is a thing.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Every time an Italian player hits a home run, they
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: take a sip of espresso. The full shot one of
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: the dudes hit three three say yeah, yeah he was.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: He's like twitching. Italy took on Mexico in their big
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: game and Italy destroyed them nine to one, which means
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: the US is moving forward now that Mexico is out.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I had no idea that Italians are so good at baseball.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: I don't think anybody did except that, yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: The whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a big fan.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: He's a white Sox fans.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: We know base ball.
• 34:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he know.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: It's really good baseball.
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: Yea.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Now the US contender every year.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Right now, the US quarterfinal matchup is set with Canada
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: in Houston, and a twelve year old girl has died
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: after getting into a fight with another student when both
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: girls were kicked off the bus. So we don't know
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: why they were kicked off the bus or if the
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: driver stayed, but other students, of course, video recorded the fight,
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: which involved real punches. So during the fight, one girl
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: got hit and fell hard onto her back before she
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: got up and walked away. But later, while she was
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: headed home, she collapsed and was taken to the hospital
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: where she died from what doctors say was a severe
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: brain injury.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: So that's what happens. You see some of these videos
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: and the one guy got knocked out of the mall
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: and the way he fell, I mean you heard it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: It just sounded.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: It's not the it's the hitting the ground people.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: His head right on that tile floor of the mall.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, and he was I mean, this.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Guy was out cold.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Her family, of course, wants justice and says the school
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: failed to tech their daughter, But the school says the
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: fight didn't happen on school property or during school hours.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: So you know, what do you want from us?
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Is that how Billy Mays died? Like, wasn't it like uh,
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: the twelve year old girl. Yeah, no, you know the
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Infra the Oxy clean, the infomercial guy. Something fell on
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: his head and there he was on a plane and
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: he was getting something out of the overhead compartment. They said,
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: you know, it's because when it sparcked him, my head
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: like that was at least at the time, that was
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: one of the thoughts about, you know, because he just
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: died suddenly. You know. Uh they say, you know, if
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: you have a head injury like that like that, lay down,
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: don't fall asleep.
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: Bob Saggatt was another one that had on the headboard
• 35:36
  Speaker 12: or something of Yeah, Bob Sagga.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: The Billy Mays may have happened, but the official word
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: apparently is that it was determined the cause of death
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: was hypertensive heart disease with cocaine.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: That also makes sense. Yeah, yeah, I got it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah that tracks.
• 35:51
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Well, a couple of chicks in Texas got creative and
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: came up with a new way to smuggle stuff into
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: a prison. They were paid forty thousand dollars to get funes,
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: meth weed, and tobacco inside the prison, and they did
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: it by stuffing it all inside some fake crows that
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: they tried to fly over the joint a drone. Not
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: a bad idea for faking crows.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh hey, they make these cell phone towers look
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: like trees exactly, just these drones like crows.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, well, they ended up dropping off the packages inside
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: the prison, but the guards got to it first. They
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: will detract these crows down to these two dummies. So
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: now they're looking at a ton of charges, and officials say,
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: and we're still pretty early in the year. These arrests
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: make it the ninth and tenth attempts to smuggle stuff
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: inside the prison this year. And that's just what they've
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: called sure.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: That happens almost every day exactly here. Did you see
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: the conspiracy theory about how birds are there? And when
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: they land on power lines? It's how they recharge.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, I never thought about that part. That's funny. Yeah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: it's a surveillance system.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: There's a whole Yeah, there's a whole conspiracy theory. There's
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: just billions of robot birds in the world.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: And the problem with that, and I from what I understand,
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: it's the same thing as the Proud Boys is it
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: started as a joke, and now people are taking it seriously, right.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, we'll take seeing clown posse right, thank you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Exactly what. They made it real. They made the Juggalo thing,
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: and then you know that people just took it way
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: too serious. They've always been serious. Yeah, the hawk cardios yeeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I mean the clowns not so much. It's the dumb
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: people that you know, label themselves juggalo. Yeah yeah, it's like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: you know, you guys don't realize this is just theater, right, yeah, right,
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: it was a little too serious.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Well, this might be something that I think we should
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: get Greg involved in. But don't answer now, just think
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: about it. A new study from Johns Hopkins University has
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: come out to help people quit smoking. And the study
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: took people who used nicotine patches and other people who
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: used magic mushrooms and compared the effects of the two. Okay,
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: so the study showed the people who took just a
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: single dose of silo sip and mushrooms magic mushrooms had
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: more than six times greater odds of quitting smoking than
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: those who use the nicotine patch. And they added, of
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: course it's been twenty years since there's been new medication
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: to help people quit smoking. It's not really working, and
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: then people just need something novel, and taking mushrooms is
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: super novel.
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: Okay, Well, I recently got some mushroom gummies so I
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: could try it. And I recall many many many years ago,
• 38:14
  Speaker 9: whilst I was a smoker. I tried the patch and
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: all I would do is put it on and then oh,
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: time for a cigarette, take it off, have a cigarette,
• 38:21
  Speaker 9: and put it right back on. Sometimes I'd smoke with
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: it on.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you. Have
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: you ever seen the movie that Aaron Eckhart movie, Thank
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: You for Smoking.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: I've heard of it, but one one scene like.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: He's like the Department of Tobacco and Farms whatever, and
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: they kidnap him and put like a million nicotine patches
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: all over him, like how many patches have you ever worn?
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: It?
• 38:42
  Speaker 16: One?
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Just the one?
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: But you've smoked with him?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: And then does that make you sick? No? No bathing nicotine.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. One co worker, DJ Tim Martinez, he's addicted to zen.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he loves in And then Menace brought him
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: some Uh.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: It's right, yeah, yeah, I brought them lucy breakers. Lucy
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: breakers because when Morgan and I were at the Powerstop event,
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: they were giving him out for the VIP.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Because he was in here the other day and he
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: was even half trippingly. I tried him. He was on
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: cloud nine, so gross.
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: Fun until you take him out your mouth, and then
• 39:18
  Speaker 14: I got really sick.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Right, they got you've got a regular dinner, right?
• 39:25
  Speaker 14: No?
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so but the same thing got liquid core.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like gushers.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: You put it in your mouth, you break it and
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: it like yes, yeah, like explosing your mouth and then
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: you like put it in and well.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: It stays in the packet. But yeah, yeah, remember those.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: I don't even know if they make him anymore. We
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: used to smoke in high school, those camel crushed cigarettes.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: You crushed the tacause remember that.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: I used to sell those at the grocery store.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: It's like had like a little crunchy nicotine crystals or whatever,
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: and then you crunch it and then it's like all mentally.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Dude, Tim I was loving these things. Oh yeah, he
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: was all about it. Yeah, I saw him when he
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: was on one. I'm like, are you why like on
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: another planet?
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Why is the upper decker more intense? The upper decker
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: you take a z in and you put in your
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: upper leg, Like, why is that more intense than that?
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: The only time I ever did zen was was when
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: we did on this show and never Get and it
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: was gross.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so is it?
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Does it give you a different hit than like when
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: people like chew, you know, like dip and put it
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: in yours?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Probably similar.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: It's just clean and you don't have to spit with it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Not the mushrooms.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: I know a lot of people, you know, for different things, depression,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: I guess now, recreation to stop smoking recreationally. But things
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: like so they're funky tasting though, right, Oh, they're.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Horrible and they taste like horse poop, but you got
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: to put them in something. We always dipped them in
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: choco I peanut butter.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see, you'd be off I'm off board just for.
• 41:00
  Speaker 14: Like juices floor you can grind them up and put
• 41:02
  Speaker 14: them in pill.
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: True.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nowadays you have a lot more.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Imagine belt that up. Do you take fish oil pills
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: and then you get like, uh, you know, then you
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: burp and it's like yeah, yeah, Unfortunately fish market comes up.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: It's disgusting.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, two of the best things you can put in
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: your body or fish oil and hard boiled eggs.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Hard boiled eggs, I like, yeah, hard boiled eggs great,
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: it's the I was taking these like fish oil supplements
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: for a while because somebody said that that was good.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: They said, oh, stop taking the daily vitamin, but take
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: some fish oil you know, pills, and so I did,
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: and man, those belches are the worst. I stopped stopped
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: taking them.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite treats of life is cut a
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: hard boiled egg in half and lay anchovies on top.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: That is so like Eastern European and that's really really
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: good for you.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Beats, So I love beats.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Talking about somethings like dirt.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Let's talk some March fast and stuff. I don't want
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: to hear about your health talk anymore. Finally, we do
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: have some McDonald's news. They've announced that they're putting the
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: final touches on a launch of a mega cheap menu
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: where stuff will be three bucks or less. So they
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: haven't announced what the items will be, but the rumor
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: is that the four piece chicken nuggies will be on
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: the list.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: You're never going to impress me at this point because
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: it used to be the dollar menu. Yeah, hey guys,
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: it's all under three bucks. Now I get four nuggets
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: for three dollars.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I know that's a nice bare.
• 42:28
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Well, breakfast will also be included in the cheaper menu,
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: stuff like a McMuffin or sausage biscuit and hash browns
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: and a coffee for four dollars or less.
• 42:36
  Speaker 15: The new deal.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Well, and they're rebranding it as the MC Value two
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: point zero.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Because that's a regular coffee. That's not even just coffee
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: fancy coffee.
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: And we're talking about value menus. Yeah, exactly, like like
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: whole like combos and stuff.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not just the one individual heart style exactly.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: That's a coffee and something.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, the hash brown I did. I literally just said it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: McMuffin or sausage, biscuit, a hash and coffee for four
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: dollars or less.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: You were kind of listing it right anyway.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Anyway, Uh, this will be replacing the buy one, get
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: one for a dollar menu. So this is look out
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: for the Mike value two point oho.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, look out for it, dude. After March Fatness yesterday, gross,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I felt gross all day.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: I slept, I just like that horrible hangover sleep.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm assuming it was the melted ice cream, but
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: it could have been the fact that cheesecakes.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: You don't think it was the donuts filled with potato, Jess, you.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Think of anything that helped because of like more like
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: the bread aspect that kind of soak up, like between
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: the chip and the and the doughnut part itself soaking
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: up some of that sewage.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: I got home and thought I had to number two,
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: but it was air for like three minutes. Did you
• 43:52
  Speaker 9: get on No, because it doesn't really count.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: I woke up needing to go to the bathroom for
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: a blowout in the middle of the Yeah, and because
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I know exactly what was I'm gonna go back to
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: my aura ring.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Please take a picture.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Two am Wow, two am. I was up and it
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: was timed to Cocaux floating thanks to March Fatness. It
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: was just all day that was brewing there.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Well, that's what's going on.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Pop SeaBASS is always on the scene when things are happening,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: whether it's a gathering of the Juggalos or you know,
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: the Avian Awards in parking lots, trying to get people
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: to return their cards, as a cart narc, so many things. Yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: I mean he's talked to a lot of people. He's
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: had a lot of audio that he's recorded over the
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: year for the best. But he says, and correct me
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: if I'm wrong with you, said, this is probably your
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: your the best audio you had ever collected.
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: Probably, And it came up because it got re shared
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: on some forum somewhere. Somebody showed it to me and
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: they're like, oh, he says this to you. Was like, yeah,
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: sure is. This was from right before I joined the
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: WOODI Show. I was just covering the local monster truck rally.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: No, I don't remember what year that was, what year was,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: but this what did you I'm saying, when did you
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: join the show. What year was as fifteen?
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: Yes, And you know there's a lot of newsworthy events
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: going on at the monster truck rally. You want to
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: get all the results and I'll talk to all the
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: race the drivers because the public's really interested in that
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: sort of thing. And you might happen to find some
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: interesting folks in the crowd as well at a monster
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: truck rally.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: I found this lady and she said she was super
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: into monster trucks, and I just let her go.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: And this is what happened.
• 45:34
  Speaker 15: Why is monster truck racing such a good time?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: But guys, it's bad.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Honey.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I have a man who has five kids.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's say, yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 15: You have five kids, Well, I don't.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Together, and he has a dad truck and his dad
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: truck is a mushter truck.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: A truck.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: She's got five kids.
• 46:01
  Speaker 21: Yeah, well, odds together, they have five kids, he's got
• 46:07
  Speaker 21: a dad truck, and she's she was very excited about
• 46:10
  Speaker 21: monster trucks, very excited about her the man she's with
• 46:12
  Speaker 21: her kids.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: It sounds like she said he has a mushroom truck.
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: Mussel might have said that we're just we're just sitting
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: around the Georgia dome a I p talking monster trucks,
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: and she she wants to then tell me more about
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: all about her truck and her man's truck.
• 46:28
  Speaker 15: Your guys moster truck at home?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, right hand of Georgia monster truck.
• 46:34
  Speaker 15: Is that how he got you? He showed you his
• 46:36
  Speaker 15: monster trucks?
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 46:37
  Speaker 15: No, I got him.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm doing right in front of everybody.
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: Ladies, if you want to get a man, stop flirting
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: and maybe guessing. Hopefully he'll pick up on signs. Yeah,
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: I'll do you right here in front of everybody.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Romantic gesture.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: That works. I don't want to be too obvious. No,
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: we don't care. Yeah, it works, apparently it does. It
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: worked for her, brilliant doing you right in front of everybody.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Nose and guess what she's with the guy and they're happily.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Let's meet this lucky fella?
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: How she meet him?
• 47:11
  Speaker 15: How did you look up your man the first time?
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Well, the funnest story we've done it. Cousins was doing
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: very with Kenny Georgia.
• 47:19
  Speaker 15: She dated each other's cousins.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, we did each other's cousins.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I'd obviously we were in delusional you know, everyone has
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: their moment in love. No, we were in love him,
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: way didn't.
• 47:35
  Speaker 15: I tell him?
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Then we got in like and I like, ev right
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: now I'm telling him about.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: The he's over the bathroom of the beer line or
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: wherever he wanders up, and she's very excited that she's,
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: you know, telling about her love.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: And I wasn't in love. It was in like like,
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: I kind of.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Like that weird. It is sweet like in like and
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: then it grows into lung it's sweet.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is the kind of like the kids out
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: there these days doing prank videos and stuff.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: This is all you gotta do.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is pure.
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: Have someone tell their story, maybe after fifteen beers at
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: a monster truck or ally.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: It's funny how people start acting once they see there's
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: a camera out, you know, like when there's a TV
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: camera on site somewhere, like people kind of walking around
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: the background looking staring at as if they've never seen
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: the camera before. You the awkward wave. It's like, yeah,
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: what are you doing?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: We've never gotten unexcited about TV.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm old TV.
• 48:34
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: Well it's interesting because yeah, and the people who gravitate
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: toward it are the people of course you want to talk,
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: you don't have to force somebody to.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: So she's easy to please. Yeah, she get her a
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: big truck and a couple of beers. She's good to go.
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: So now that's how they met. That's how she proposed
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: to him. And here's how they kind of got to
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: get a little bit.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: We waved each other, but on each other each other's others.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: They don't know, how did you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 15: Finally know you love this man?
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Because they's just like me.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: And I love his But wait, wait, hold on, so
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: they like did swapping's still.
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: Talking about how they they were originally hooking up with
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: each other's cousins, which and I understand what it makes it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: I thought she said with it with which with each
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: other's other hap to.
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: Be gotcha, that was correct, which, of course leads to
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: people making fun of this lady because the raven Kenny Georgia,
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: which is the up near the top of the state,
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: and I love his butt banging cousins, not nothing, not
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: their own cousins. So they're failing to see them from
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: everybody like Greg is.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Seeing Yeah, I see it, and they're seeing stereotypes.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I'm seeing purity.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: So now the husband's coming over. And this is something
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: that happens someone who's done.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Thousands of these.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: The significant other often gets jealous of the attention that
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: the other one's getting, and they want to.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Get from such a muscular, handsome person. They want to
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: get in.
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: They want the attention. And so then then the peacock
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: and right, she's doing a great shout telling the story.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: But then the man has to come in, but his
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: ass in.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: We want empty. We have all the.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Homes.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Do they look exactly like we think they look?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So and this when I shot this video twelve
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: something years ago, it went a little a little viral. Actually,
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: viral is opposed to just being online, which is what
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: people think viral means. Now, it was I think the
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: Ellen DeGeneres show r I p ridiculousness. Unfortunately in a
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: bunch of other places behind the scenes on this. So
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: she again, I wasn't making fun of her. We you know,
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: it was just just pure love. But it got out
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: there and the lady did not like that. She called
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: up the station. She complained. The Georgia Dome people, they complained,
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: and as you might imagine they are, they were advertisers
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: because we would have it. They would advertise, you know,
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: the Falcons games at the time in the Monster truck
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: so they so pull this off the internet.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: So the station on your back, right, No, but they
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: loved it. They did.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: They said, hey, Seabas, you're obviously really great at this.
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: We wish we could keep you around. Well we didn't
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: pay me like that though, So that's what I left
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: lessons for a lots of people there.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: The thing is, I don't blame that menace because the
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: Georgia Dome paid. You know, they're spending tens of thousands's
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: not one hundred thousand dollars a year.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: On the station.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: They don't want to look like they have a bunch
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: of trashy rednecks showing up to all their event And
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: why do you have a monster truck show?
• 51:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Right, what do you think it's high?
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: But yeah, there's like a pile of poos being like
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: be surprised flies.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: Well it's to be fun, to be fair what So
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: Like one of the first things I did when I
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: joined this show is I went to a monster truck
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: rally out where we were hoping, Yeah, gold I'll strike
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: golden then our hills twice that's just families. Just like
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: people having a good time. You have to go, you know.
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: It's like when you got to like NASCAR races. The
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: NASCAR race at the Vegas Track is much different than
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: much different than Talladega.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Yep, so it does.
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: It's not just the event, it's the people around the
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: event that you know, like certain type of flies coming
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: to the pool.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some some classic audio. I think I checked her
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Facebook page. Alive.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: She is alive.
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: She's she's clearly matured. She's I believe, with the same
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: man they got them.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: She's old. Now, yeah, I'm from everybody, right, but you
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: know what she is happy? Yes, changes yeah, all right,
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send it's
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: a text if you'd like, check in over to nine
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: eight seven.
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: This is.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: So I know, Greg, you just got rid of a
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: bunch of stuff when I was out of town. You
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: did some game where you gave away.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: A bunch of your craps when Greg Gory's crap, when
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Greg stuff. There's a lot of stuff in there mostly
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Well, so old VHS tapes have been making a comeback
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: and some are now selling for real money. Like not
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: every tape is valuable. Yeah, yeah, you know, most are
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: still worth only like a few bucks.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Surprised.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: The rare horror movies, the cult films, sealed copies, those
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: are the ones that are selling for hundreds or even
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: thousands of dollars online. Yeah, and this has also created
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: like this new market for these retro video stores and
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: collectors and the stores that are popping up, they buy,
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: sell trade VHS tapes, and people are just digging the
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: nostalgia because you've heard a little bit about how the
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: analog experience is trendy right now. Yeah, yeah, for sure,
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: going back to taking actual photograph way more cameras.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: So I was at best Buy and just like you said, Greg,
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: like younger kids are really getting into the digital cameras.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: And then so I'm like checking out out the counter
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: and then next to me is this girl and the
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: worker is explaining on how to like use an SD
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: card to put inside the camera, how to get the
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: photos off the camera computer, like, well, you're gonna want
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: to take this little adapter and put it in your computer.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Like just use your phone.
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it was just like really young girl that
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: you know, wanted to start using the camera.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Dude, there's a there's a video store right down the
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: street from my house. M Yeah, yeah, where you can
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: go and you can like rent movies.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: And I had no idea.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah those were gone.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: And there this one's been around for a while. They've
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: been there.
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they'd be in there, like this article is talking about,
• 54:45
  Speaker 9: Like there's a whole market now for the retro video store.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Just like the new vinyl like everybody wants.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: I just remember, man, back in the day when you know,
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: the Blockbusters and stuff first started popping up and the
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: local wires is called Primetime Video. Yeah, and we would
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: go into Primetime. We look around and I'm like, oh man,
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: it'd be cool if you could you know, what if
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: you could, like how do you buy these? Like where
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: do they get Like guys were one of like where
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: do you buy where do they get them?
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: They were back back.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we looked into buying. Man, I forget what
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: movie we were looking to buy my sisters and I
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: wanted it anyway. We asked them. They said, oh, yeah,
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: we can get it. We'd have to order it, but
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: we can get it for you. And it was like
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: at the time, this is eighties, Like yeah, like late
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: eighties eighty seven or so, like two hundred bucks or something.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Almost it was like one hundred and fifty bucks for one. Yeah. Yeah,
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: because they didn't sell exactly get one. It wasn't like, oh,
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: the new you know, the new movie that was just
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: the theater Batman just didn't come out and it was
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: like available on VHS everywhere for nineteen bucks. Like they
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: didn't do that until later copies.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: I think it was like nineteen ninety two, ninety three.
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: But I had a teacher who told the whole class
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: that she was so excited because she bought Ghosts on
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: VA one hundred bucks.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. There was a lot of money.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Well, and the anxiety that Disney would create when it's
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: like get Peter Pan out before it goes back.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: In the book. The Disney balls, yeah, because they had those.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: I remember all the Disney movies were in those like
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: puffy white like clamshell cases, you know, goes back in
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: the ball. Yeah, that was cool, man.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Them were the days I worked at Silver Screen Video.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: This is what I'm talking about, Like I have these
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: things every once in a while, and it almost I
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: don't know if it's like a midlife crisis kind of thing.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: But it's like when I think about it, it makes
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: me sad. Yeah, and like I want things to go
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: back to the way they used to be every once
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: in a while.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and stuff like stranger things like kids now like
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: they get why, Like the eighties was so great.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it's weird, Like I have a nostalgic reaction
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: to you know, I'll be flipping around. They'll be like
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: some whatever it is, uh, you know, a song from
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: you know, eighties or nineties or whatever, and for whatever
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: it brings back, you know, like songs do like a
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: thought or a feeling, and I go, Man, then it
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: reminds me like I could picture the stereo looked like that.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: I listened to this song on at my my mom
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: and I you know, my mom was a single mom
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: at the time, and we were living in this one
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: bedroom apartment and I can remember what the steria looked like.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: And then it gets me thinking, like my grandparents were
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: still alive and this was still going on, and it's
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: like everything I want things to go back. I want
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: things to go back to the way they used to be.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: I remember when a VCR got brought home for the
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: first time. What the future if you still have VHS
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: tapes laying around?
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they weren't recorded over with like people's weddings,
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Eight seven, seven forty four text over to two two
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: nine eight seven, will be right back. You know, we
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: love him, but he's a monster. We don't care what
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: he looks like. This is the Woody Show. Well, as promised,
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: we do have an in studio gat and the person
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: that we thought it was going to be actually showed up.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: It all works. Yeah, they got the order right, yeah,
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: all right, all right, ladies and omen boys and girls.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: It's our buddy, Greg Fitzsimmons.
• 58:05
  Speaker 15: Alright, man, what's happening.
• 58:08
  Speaker 20: Well, I'm coming off ten weeks on the road, ten weekends.
• 58:12
  Speaker 20: I don't do like the Burt Kreischer, you know, like
• 58:15
  Speaker 20: three months straight right right right, I go, I leave
• 58:18
  Speaker 20: on Thursday mornings. I go to some city, try to
• 58:23
  Speaker 20: figure out what kind of material I can get away
• 58:25
  Speaker 20: with there, and then I do the audience. I do
• 58:28
  Speaker 20: the opposite. I was in Texas doing my pro California bit.
• 58:34
  Speaker 20: You know what, here's the thing. I am so sick
• 58:38
  Speaker 20: of the rest of the country hating California.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Do you know what we do for you.
• 58:47
  Speaker 20: I'm in dan No, I was in Dayton, Ohio two
• 58:49
  Speaker 20: weeks ago. Somebody goes, I live in California.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Boo, I go boo, you live in Dayton, Ohio. You
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: don't get to boo us. But what does California do
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: for anybody? Well, the all the entertainment, everything that so
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: much I was. I would argue, like Georgia, and there's
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: all these other places where they're filming so much stuff. Now,
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: like nobody really wants to film in Okay. How about
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: how about Almonds? I know what good point I stand
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: corrected a torn great. How about like just financially the
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: rest of the country.
• 59:23
  Speaker 20: Well, we have a ninety eight billion dollar surplus in
• 59:26
  Speaker 20: taxes that we pay. And then you've got every state
• 59:31
  Speaker 20: down south is a taker state. They give way less
• 59:35
  Speaker 20: in tax than they taking soucial These are the same
• 59:37
  Speaker 20: states that are always telling us that, you know, the
• 59:40
  Speaker 20: government's taken too much.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think so.
• 59:43
  Speaker 20: We got the Hell's Angels, Woodie, we got the Navy seals, Charlie.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Sheen, we get the toughest guys in the country. Do
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: you like your iPhone and the and the internet and
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: the Internet that feeds that phone.
• 59:57
  Speaker 20: Yeah, and all the shows when you sit down after
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 20: your after your day at your dayton Ohio Jack, when
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 20: you're sitting in your stuffed old house on your plaid
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 20: cats and your fat kids, like.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: We get you through that. Well, Greg Simmons is here.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: You're not done, Woodie. Okay. Well for California, He's going
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: to be at the Hollywood Improv on Saint Patrick's Day.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: That's his coming Tuesday. For a shows, there are a
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: lot of like a I know, like a Cypress Hill
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: because they're so you know, associated with we. There's a
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: lot of pressure for four twenty shows, you know, like
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: Dropkick Murphy's.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Would be back.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Do you feel any kind of like, you know, you
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: got to do a Saint Patrick's Day show? I've done
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: it for this is the twentieth year. Okay, damn.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 20: Because I grew up in New York where we did
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 20: the parade, I used to march with my grandfather. All
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 20: four of my grandparents were from Ireland, and I would
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 20: march with my mother's father, Florence McCarthy from the Bronx,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 20: and we would march with the ancient Order of Hibernians
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 20: and we would get drunk and and.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: So like seven, right, yeah, you get drunk.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 20: Well, when I got older, I guess, okay, yeah, but
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 20: I came out here and there's just nothing, there's no acknowledgement.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 20: So I started having this show, and you know, we
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 20: we have green beer, we have Irish music, we have
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 20: Irish soda, bread decoration.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: So bad is so good.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: If you come to the show, you can taste my
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: mind for real. Yeah, Sarah Silverman, Adam Ray, Caroline Ray.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: There's gonna be a surprise.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 20: Guest, big, big surprise, big surprise guest. Yeah, and it's
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 20: uh and then I'm going to be there, and I
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 20: think that's I'm the headliner.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: So let's not focus so much successful people. Yeah, and
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: you don't but you don't drink anymore.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 20: No, it's been like at all. It's been thirty five years.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: Damn since your last drink. Thirty five years. I heard
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 9: in the car the other day. I was listening to
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: a comedy channel and it was your bit on how
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 9: you quit drinking for other people and the way you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 9: phrased it. I thought, oh man, yeah, it was it
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: was repeat.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: I said, well, I don't have a problem. I don't
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: they have, right with my drink exactly.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Isn't that perfect?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they couldn't handle my drinks.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: I could have help.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: Greg Fitzsimmons is here and if you want to keep
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: up with all things Greg Fitzsimmons, you can find them
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: fitzdog dot com, f I t Z d o g
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: dot com at Greg Fitzshow. That's on ex or Twitter
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: they call now and then Greg Fitzsimmons at Greg Fitzsimmons
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: on Instagram. His special you Know Me that is streaming
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: now on YouTube. You could check that out. Of course,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: the podcast, the fits Dog Radio podcast which my my
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Feet is inundated with clips from your your podcast now
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: you're posting it up. I got a new and they're
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: doing a great shot. It's great anyway more with Greg
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Fitzimmons coming up next. This is the show. Greg Fitzsimmons
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: is here at Greg Fitzsimmons on Instagram, Greg fitzimmons dot com.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: So what it's two different websites fitzdog.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 20: Dot now they both feed to the same place. Whichever's easier. Yeah,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 20: and big oil you f I.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: T Z dog dot com. Yeah, like I said, your
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: your podcast, fits Dog Radio podcast. A lot of clips
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: have been like feeding into my algorithm here uh here
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: recently a lot of a lot of a lot of
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: funny like little back and forth conversations. And you know,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: I don't want to say that you don't care, but
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: like what I like about you is that you're unfiltered,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, yeah, I think you just you've you've
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: been that guy and you just you say what you think,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: which is why I'm interested to see what you think.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Am I the a hole? Okay?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: Because I sent this to Greg and Gena, the O
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: get popped up, it got under your skin.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I'm like, oh my god, all right,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: So this this chick posts and I'm sure she's a
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: very nice girl. Here's here's here's a picture Greg, so
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: you could see it, okay, But what it says is
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: she posted this, I've been sleeping on a couch for
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: two years because I was so full of self hate
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: that I didn't think I deserved a bed. But I've
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: been doing better lately, and I bought one yesterday. And
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: it's a picture of her laying in her bed. Like
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: shut up. Okay, So before I'm not gonna say anything
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: else other than shut up. What is your first reaction?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Like if you if you just saw that and read that, like,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: what would your what would your first reaction be? Would
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: it be huh, babe, good for you, congratulations? Or is
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: it more on the reason of shut up? And I'll
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: give you my reasons here in a second.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 20: But well, as a married guy, I end up on
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 20: the couch sometimes and I do have low self esteem
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 20: when that happens.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Usually usually the low self este was what leads to
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: me being out there.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're sent out there?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, But I will say this.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 20: I bought a new mattress for me and my wife
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 20: about three months ago, and his memory foam and I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 20: think that might have been his sake, because then the
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 20: other day my wife like.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Hit on me, yeah those are the worst, and I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: told her.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 20: It was or I wasn't in the mood, and then
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 20: the memory foam set out loud. I remember him masturbating
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 20: two hours ago. I need some forgetful fun. I need
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 20: some that's not gonna throw it's memory.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: So you see that post, is your initial reaction like,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: oh babe, good for her? Or is it shut shut up?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: I think it's shut up.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 20: I think it's like, you know, how are you gonna
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 20: you got those stuff that seemed to so many different
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 20: ways she could play that out. She could be promiscuous.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 20: I think we're all for that.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Boundaries at work off the couch. Yeah, you know what,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: because here, here is here's the this is why I
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: came with shut up. I saw it, and I go,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: all right, you have such low self esteem that you're
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: sleeping on the couch because you don't deserve a bet.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: I think that's something she is just saying on social media.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: She's looking for the attention, that reaction action of oh
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: my god, this is good for you. You got to
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: bed do deserve it right exactly? Which, of course, you know,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: I go right to the comments. It's always my first
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: stop is the comments. I break my legs going to
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: the comments on half these posts. And I was expecting
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: to see, oh bitch, please like it, but it was like, no,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: it's all supportive.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: And girls that you know, there's a word for that,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: sad fishing.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 21: Sympathy, real, yeah, sad fishing fishing.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Wow, I.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 20: Thread count like I can see like I don't deserve
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 20: like a four thousand.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: I don't deserve a top sheet.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Does look like she went all out? I mean,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: does look like some pretty plush looking bedding there.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: Yea, I would just say white bitches and then just
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: keep on scrolling, you know, just like one did. White
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: women just become so over dramatic and forget what real
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: problems are something years yeah yeah, and also.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: Give such low self esteem. Why are you telling millions
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: of people online?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: That's my issue with it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 9: It's as innocuous of a post as hey, look, I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 9: got a pillow from my.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Easy chair, Like, yeah, what congrats?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: You're sharing that?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: Why because I didn't deserve a pillow before?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you you will actually, like your will, your
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: wife actually sends you out to go sleep on the couch.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's always been such a cliche because
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: I've told my wife there was a lame that was
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: a lame retro joke. I know it's never happened. Yeah,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: because I got news for you, Like, say, my wife
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: and I are are having a disagreement. There's never a
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: day where I'm gonna leave my own bedroom to go
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: sleep on a couch. Like if you, I don't care
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: how mad I am at you, I can sleep next
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: to whoever i'm mad at. It'll be fine. But yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: because you're not interacting. Yeah, you're literally just you're sleeping.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: You're sleeping, so like that's fine, But if you are
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: so angry that you can't even sleep next to me,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: it sounds like you're the one needs to find a
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: different place to sleep. Yes, because this is our room.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: It's not your room. Yeah, this whole thing about, well,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: I'll be sleeping on the couch. I'm like, you.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: Pussy, Yeah, I'm not going to be mad with a
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: bad back.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 20: We rarely fight, but here's a fight we had the
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 20: other night. I can't watch TV with my wife because like,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 20: like she's always I call it the continuity Nazi. She's
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 20: always looking for like little discrepancies in editing. The guy
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 20: had a watch on Witched watch and I'm like, oh,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 20: I forgot to tell you.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: It's all pretend. Yeah, but in all, just the thing
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: about like you're scared of your partner. Yeah, right, Like,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: oh man, I'm going to be in the doghouse for that.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: And by the way, does anyone in these days understand
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: what it means to be in the doghouse? Nobody has
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: a doghouse.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, people understand more so than what Okay, hold on,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: what was the word that you used on me the
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: other day. Do well there? Do you know what that means?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Of course, what does it mean?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 20: It's like somebody who does not do well, They're they're
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 20: a failure never before like wait, back up, like Shakespeare.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 20: It's like an n e a philostrophe, I.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Never do well.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, Greg's smart. You know another word that came
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 9: up that he hadn't heard, schlamil.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 20: Well, that's probably yeah right, yeah, he's gonna pick it
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 20: out like those kind of words, the same way as
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 20: like you know, telling you what kind.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Of agents like you like write words and stuff?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 22: Right, yeah, you know, like Chris Farley.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: You probably have those things.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: Know.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: Then Greg Fitzimmons is here. He'll be at the Hollywood
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: Improv this coming Tuesday for Saint Patrick's Day show. Tickets
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: are on sale now, so our Silverman, Adam Ray, Caroline
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: Ray and that special surprise guest, Big Guest Big Fits
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: the dot com for more info and all the other
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: dates too that you can go see, uh, you know
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Greg around the country. I know he's going to be
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: in Baker's Field at some point coming up here soon.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: And I mean just I remember the last time, you know,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: we ran into you in Pittsburgh. You were at the Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: that's where we reconnected for the first time in a
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: long time. Yeah, it had been San Francisco before. I
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: said there was a big gap in our relationship. Yeah,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: you know, and then and then we rekindled, you know,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: se Menji, there's there's hope. All right, more than Greg
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: fits him's coming up next. Hang on, all right, welcome back.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: He is the Woodie Show. Still a chance to get on.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: The guests for the Woodies Show After Hours takeover at
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Disney California Adventure Park, which, by the way, Greg, if
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: you want to go, or you know, you know, somebody
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: really wants to go, they closed the park to the public.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: It's only open to Woody Show listeners. Can I address
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: this dwarf whatever you like? You know, I don't know.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: They don't allow that, do you if you look too realist?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: If somebody shows up as one of the characters, yeah,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: they think that's rule. I think I don't think you're
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: allowed to do that. It's Monday, April twentieth. We have
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: a chance to win here with these songs that we're
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: doing every hour all the way through seven pm. This
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: hour it's l m f AO shots that you're listening for,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: but Albertsons Vaughn's Pavilions. You can stop at any one
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: of their locations throughout SoCal. It's time to win there.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: And then tomorrow from three to five pm, the Alt
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Street Team will be at the Vaughns in Inglewood handing
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: out passes for the takeover again. That's tomorrow Vaughn's Inglewood
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: three to five pm with the Alt Street Team. Just
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: another chance to win. We're giving you many chances. And
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: then Greg Fitzimmons he is going to be at the
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: Hollywood Improv this coming Tuesday for the Saint Patrick's Days Show.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Sarah Silverman, Adam Ray, Caroline Ray and a big, big
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: surprise guest. It doesn't get much bigger, he told us
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: who it was off the air. Yeah, big, and he's right, Yes,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: it's a it's a big guest. For tickets go to
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: fitzdog dot com. It's f I t Z dot com.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: So you were talking about the Saint Patrick's Day pray
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: like the biggest one. So what what's the number one?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: It's uh, New York is obviously Icago, believe it or
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: the River Savannah Georgia. Savannah Georgia Vegas St.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: Pat.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 20: I don't know how long it's been going on, but
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 20: I think a lot of Irish settled in, like like
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 20: the Appalachians when they first came over, and maybe they
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 20: kind of trickled down to Savannah, which is an awesome
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 20: town by the way.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Savannah is beautiful.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: And heard a lot about Savannah lately.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sort of like New Orleans if it had class.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: We were on a prey on Saint Patrick's Day prayed
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: float in Dallas and that was that's a massive huge,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: that's a massive I would not want to roll down
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: the street exposed in.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: Dallas getting getting but yeah, because they do throw tortillas
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: at you the end, that's a real Yeah, that's a
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: big thing.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Please is then show. Yeah we still know how to
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: get ahold of that Jamaican voiceover guy se mess that's
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: a menace question, guy, Yes we do. Why we need
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: some new stuff? I can reach out. I'm sure to
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: hear from I forgot great. Greg fitz Simmons is here
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: is special you know me. It is streaming now on YouTube.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: He's got his podcast, the fits Dog Radio Podcast. How
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: much of your time does that take the company keeps
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: talking to me about doing like a podcast separate of
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: this show, Like we podcast the show obviously, but then
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: they're like, oh, we want you to do another original
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: podcast on like original concept content. The preparation of all
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: this stuff, Like, so I want to know from you know,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: guys like you who are doing it, like how much
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: are you responsible for or do you just get to
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: show up and just do it? Well, it's I actually
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: do three podcasts a week, okay, I do? And how
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: long are they each? Like an hour? Or how long
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: does it take?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 20: Ones an hour and a half and uh, the two
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 20: were an hour and a half and one is an hour.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 20: And the preparation for fitz Dog Radio really is just
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 20: about booking guests. It's like my biggest nightmare. I hate
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 20: asking people to do the show.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: You do what because it was like your friends, right, yeah,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: but you.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 20: Feel like you're calling in a favor and then they
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 20: got to drive to the studio and you know, I
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 20: don't know. Some people are soliciting me, like publicists want
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 20: their guests to come on, and a lot of times
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 20: they're just you know, or comics that I don't want
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 20: on the show asked me to do it.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: That's really it's honestly. One of the reasons we don't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: really do guests on the show. We're not a guest show.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: So we have people that we like, guys like you
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: flattered like it's a very it's a very small Joe
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: Coy maybe maybe like six or seven people. Yeah, that's it.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 20: And those guys are all playing arenas and I'm playing
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 20: like the fort Worth hyenas.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: With But you're right though, I mean, you're You're absolutely right.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: But I I think the cooking is a lot of work.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: And then you do that or you have somebody who
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: does it.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 20: You I book it, yeah, but I know the producer
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 20: does the editing and the uploading and the cutting up
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 20: videos and doing all that stuff.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 20: I have a studio in la which has a couple
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 20: of people that work at it. It's just for my show.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 20: It's got a green screen and we record it there.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 20: But then they send everything to the producer in New
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 20: York and they edit and upload.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: So I've got a good team. So I love the
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: podcast part.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 20: I get to sit down with Brad Williams or people
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 20: like that that I'm good friends with, and then they
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 20: sit down and we have a talk for an hour uninterrupted.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: You know what it's like, Yeah, you know, yeah, you
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: sit there and shoot the y Yeah, and so I
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: love that.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 20: But then the other one I do is called Sunday Papers,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 20: which I do with my best friend Mike Gibbons. He's
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 20: been my best friends since college, and we go through
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 20: the newspaper by each section and we have graphics and
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 20: like the front page entertainment business, and we have jokes
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 20: about what happened that week and then that goes up
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 20: on Sundays. And that one's a lot of work because
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 20: I have to like find the stories we write.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 20: It's also very interactive with our audience, like we've had
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 20: a different theme song and a different logo every week.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: You gotta play with stuff and see yeah, they they
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: mail it in and still use their generator. So we
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: just think it's fun because the fans do it well.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 11: You could.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: You could check out Fitzdog Radio and all the podcasts
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: are they linked to, like like on your website Okay, yeah,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: so fitzdog dot com, f I t z dog dot com. Yeah,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: also on Instagram at Greg Fitzsimmons. I'll throw a question
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: out to to Greg that we were discussing earlier in
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: the week, some random question from a listener. Would you
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: rather be considered disgusting or creepy? We chopped up the most.
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  Speaker 20: Disgusting for sure, because disgusting can be fun. You know,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 20: if you were the kid in high school that they
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 20: could like, you know, uh, you know, blow boogers at
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 20: his nose or fart or whatever.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: That was fart on demand I thought was pretty impressive. Yeah,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: like belching on demand's a lot easier. People can fart
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: on the man.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 20: Yeah, true, but that could lead to the accident we
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 20: talked about during the commercial blow where your your underwear,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 20: you know, and then that's not fun, that's not disgusting.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: You were talking about that because you recommended magnesium magnesium
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: falling asleep.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: Oh and you will blow out your shorts if you
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: take too much of that.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: Really, I say, that's now mine are like tar lately.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 20: I go through I go through a half a roll
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 20: on one deuce and that's with a bidet.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Really well, it's a cold water bidet, so it's not
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: doing the kind of work.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: It's not fracking.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 20: Like I was at Bird's house one time and he's
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 20: like he's like, hey man, I just got this really
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 20: fancy bidet and I was like, oh, that's cool. Washlet
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 20: is that what it's called. Yeah, he goes, He goes,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 20: you want to try it?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, I don't.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 20: I don't really have to drop a deuce, right, And
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 20: I was like, no, I don't want you to drop
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 20: a deuce and my toilet. He goes, just going and try.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 20: I go, oh yeah, yeah, yeah of course. So I
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 20: go in and I just rip a duce, like a
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 20: nasty one. And then it's got like a power suggestion.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 20: It's got like a remote control with like a like
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 20: a mouse. You can pick the heat on the seat
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 20: and on the water, and then a blow dryer.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh my god, I'm so good. Yeah,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: that was that was very enjoyable. Mine is just mine
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: is like one cold, hard stream.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 20: It's like my it's like my anus is at a
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 20: civil rights riot and if it feels like someone's putting
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 20: a popsicle.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: Greg Fitzsimmons find them on Instagram at Greg Fitzsimmons, uh
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: in online at fits dog dot com for the different
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: dates he'll be doing shows around the country. Also, the
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: Hollywood Improv Show is coming up this Tuesday. The Saint
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: Patrick's Day Show, Sarah Silverman, Adam Ray, Caroline Ray, and
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: that big surprise guest in his special you Know Me
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: that's streaming now on YouTube. His podcasts plural that. We
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: were just talking about the fits Dog radio podcast, which
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: I see a lot about. What's the one with your
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: friend and go through the newsday paper? Check that one out?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: Great?
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  Speaker 20: And then Childish, which I do with Alison Rose and
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 20: your old friend.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know, I don't actually know that we've
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: ever met.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, but our.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: Paths have, you know, crossed in different ways. She was
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: Adam Carolla's co host and then I was Adam.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 20: I gotta say Alan, Adam Carolla has an unbelievable taste
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 20: in co host Teresa Strasser was amazing.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Alison, I love you. What happened with Gina?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, not since the incident?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah? All right, Greg Fitzimmons, everybody, all right, dude, thank
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: you always great to see you. Thank you more. What
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: is show is next? Hang on the what do you show?
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  Speaker 4: Be back back, back yard, back in a bed so school.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff g good yo, it's good Jeff G.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: What do you show?
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  Speaker 23: Let's go start with the Clippers they beat the Tea
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 23: Wolves last night when fifty three one twenty eight.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Who Kawhi Leonard forty five points.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 23: Clippers first team in NBA history to climb over five
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 23: hundred after being fifteen games under five hundred in a season.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 23: Clippers and Bulls tomorrow. Speaking of the Bulls, Lakers hosting
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 23: the Bulls tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena Lake Show,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 23: looking for win number four in a row, and former
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 23: Laker Nick Young has some stuff to say about Bam
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 23: Ada by you breaking Kobe's record.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: Listen to this, Bam.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 24: Bam Man, the Wizards, all that Kobe Pie rolling over
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 24: with his bad right now. Like you you said, get
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 24: out the game, you win it by thirty.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 23: Hilarious man Nick Young speaking for a lot of Laker fans.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 23: By the way, NFL Chargers signing former Baltimore Ravens running
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 23: back Keaton Mitchell to a two year deal. College hoops
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 23: UCLA Rutgers today at six pm for the Big Ten Tournament.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 23: Hockey Ducks in Toronto this afternoon and finally this morning.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 23: In the World Baseball Classic, Italy beat Mexico, which means
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 23: the USA makes it through to the quarterfinals and Italy
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 23: had a message for the United States.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: We're welcome to the USA.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 11: We were thinking of you guys over at your hotel.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: We were thinking of you guys.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: So I'm glad you guys.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Could join us in the party.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 23: You gotta love it Man USA Canada played tomorrow. I'm
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 23: jeffg And let your so Cal sports a right, Jeff j.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 25: The Woody Show, and let's you jump into another new
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 25: hour with this week in audio, SeaBASS, what you got
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 25: got some Victor Mature stuff to start us out for.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: It's our favorite.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Talking about the NFL draft a lot.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: Now is the time of year people are purjecting who's
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 7: gonna go where? And the Texans they have a beat
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 7: reporter named Aaron Wilson. He's doing little Instagram live or whatever,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: and people are throwing in questions about different positions, different
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: people he thinks might be good for such positions.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: And this name came across the board. There aren't a
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: lot of big name tight ends anymore. Everyone will love
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: to have Kenyon Sadik, but I don't think that's gonna happen,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: So we'll see. I think that Dixon, my ass is
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: definitely scorn. Was he punked? G? I x O N
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: M A Y A Z. Did you think that's a
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: real player.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: No, if there's a big guy six foot seven coming
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: out of bubble bub yeah, uh Dixon, my.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: That's so good at big name tight ends anymore. Everyone
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: would love to have k But I don't think that's
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: going to happen, So we'll see.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 22: I think that Dixon my ass is definitely sworn, so casual.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: So he obviously didn't know, But is he trying to
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: sound like he did? Like those people they talked to
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: it about at Coachella where they go, oh, I know
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: that band, that's a Kimmel bit right, Yeah, they well,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: until they kicked him off off the campus there. Yeah.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 7: Plus people have the kids at least have gotten used
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: to it. But this is an older sort of beat
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: reporter and.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: He's not got this weekend audio. You've heard of porch pirates?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: What about porch pastors?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 7: Oh well, that's what happened in South Side ap Phillia
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: from ABC six where a lady on her doorbell ca,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 7: I've noticed across the street a package was getting porch
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 7: pirated instead of getting out there, and I don't know
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: raining hell down above with baseball bats, paintballs, whatever.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: She tried a different tactic.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 20: You, I love you, I love you.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I couldn't.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 9: I'm not a big enough person to do that, like
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: you sing, Yeah, I would never do that.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: People go, oh, well, to forgive the person who killed
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: my father, I forgive them.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: No, I couldn't.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: I don't have that bill.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: And when they say no, the forgiveness is for you,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: doesn't matter.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: I can't do it.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 7: She could not have had to have a her name,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 7: Bernadette Williams.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: We learn more about what inspired her.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 26: Bernadette william sharing a message of hope to a stranger
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 26: some would say didn't deserve it. A woman setting out
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 26: to steal a neighbor's package.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 20: I'll give you some money.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: What, Oh my god, you're seven dots.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: You're seven dots, all the money that basically had in
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: my pocket. I offered it to her and she accepted.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Way too good of a person.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: That's right. Hold on, I have it right here in
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: my pocket. And the pepper spray comes out exactly, baby,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: come here, let me help you out. I paid seven
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: dollars for this pepper spray.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: And then she tells her, you're too good for this. No,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: you suck as a human.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 7: And if you look at this, it's the These aren't
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 7: quite the rowhouses, but this is that classic like this
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 7: is a bad neighborhood.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: What are people doing leading you know, packages out like
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: that shouldn't mean I'm sure they don't have an Amazon locker.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 7: Right, but that's like you shouldn't even order it. I
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: should be like, hey, I'm going to the going to
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 7: the seven eleven. Yea, yeah, Well that she continues, She.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Start realizing what she did. She start realizing, I awm, somebody.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 26: William says it was the least she could do for
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 26: her neighbors.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: And this hope that Philadelphians would say, we are a
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: part of this community and we can make our community better, not.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: Going to have it.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: She's better than we are.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: I would I will never be that good of a person.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 7: Everyone thinks this this attempted porch pirate learned any kind
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: of lesson whatsoever?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: Seven dollars? You didn't learn anything?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Does pay?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: This week in audio, well, we'll go from South Philly
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: to Southwest Airlines, and we've heard a lot about how
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 7: the airlines are finally going to start enforcing the fatties
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 7: pay more policy.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: You know what it's called. I believe, so, yeah, it's
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: right there. The documentation go online. It's a small print,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: but it's there.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: Fatty's pay more so now of course the fatties because
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 7: they are all emboldened and to use a stupid word, empowered.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 7: Now thanks to TikTok, they now can tell their the story.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 7: So this is one such fatty. She was her name's
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 7: Erica with a K, and she was approached. She talks
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 7: to what happened when she went to the Southwest Airlines
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 7: counter and was approached with this new policy.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 13: The agent there, I think I've blacked out now from.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: This whole situation. Sounds fat too, blacked out now from
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: this whole situation.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 16: She said something about are you interested in or are
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 16: do you want to try something about our extra room?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 16: And I was like, oh no, I'm okay, Like I
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 16: didn't know she was trying to upgrade me. She goes,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 16: can you put the arm rest down?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: She's winded from just a sens between bites, Oh.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 16: I'm okay, Like I didn't know she was trying to
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 16: upgrade me. She goes, can you put the arm rest
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 16: down and not have it pop up?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 13: And I was like yes, and she goes, well, it's
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 13: for the safety and the comfort of our customers.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Huh. Sorry, she had to crack some wall. She looks
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: like before they took her to the juicing room.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 7: But this is more a woman than a man. Oh wow,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 7: is Yeah, she probably could get that armrest down. But
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 7: I've dealt with this personally. That ass spills, it seems
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: underneath it crawls and gets you.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: Under the arm rest and feel their warmth.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the sweat, the butt sweat and the
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: thigh sweat. I've done that to many of people.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's like a pillow.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, lovely and fantastic. I'm glad I paid for that.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 7: Now Here, she says, Here's the issue is that she
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: claims this policy is arbitrary and predatory.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 8: You can't just look.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 16: At someone to determine that they can't fit in a
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 16: seat because guess what my fat ass did fit in
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 16: the seat.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: You know I should do then? Huh fine, all right,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: here's here's a person of larger size who's making that argument.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: They should do what they do for the amusement park
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: rides and have a seat for the arm rests where
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: the armrest don't go up. They're locked in a position
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: and you have to sit in a middle seat and
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: if you spill it, and then what they do is
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: they take those things like the magic shows have where
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: they put the woman in the box. They yes, they
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: slide them in. You put them down on either side
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: of where the armrests are and if anything, and if
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: anything hits, but fat.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: If anything hits and sorry, I mean they do that
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 6: with travel back. Yeah, we'n't done to me with Spirit Airlines.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: We don't require that you try to see out if
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: you're going to insist on not if you're.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: Doubting doing that's a good idea.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: It's like if we card everybody who looks under the
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: age of thirty. They see those signs at the stores
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: and stuff, right, that's not a bad idea.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 16: My arm wrest went completely down. It's absolutely disgusting, discriminatory, predatory. Honestly,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 16: do you.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 13: Know that you are going to get a group of people,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 13: vulnerable group of people that are already probably nervous to fly,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 13: and if you are going to shame them and humiliate
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 13: them into buying an extra seat, and they'll just do
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 13: it and be quiet.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: I can tell you as a pilot. Wait and balance,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: it's very important.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, talk about saying that she did get on
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 7: the flight, but she said she ended up spinning extra
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: hundred and eighty bucks for this seat. She was going,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 7: uh oddly to see the sphere, which I guess was
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 7: her relative in Vegas.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Sphere Vegas.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 7: Youre gonna hit this last, but she's fighting back via
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 7: TikTok so wait to go, Erica.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, look it, Uh, it's weird because I
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: I do. It's I have I have empathy for people
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: who are that big, you know, because I was never
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: that big, but I was big enough where I legitimately
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: felt like I was too far gone right, And like
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: it's it sucks because there's so many things that you
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: see a picture of yourself or whatever you already feel,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: you already feel bad about yourself as it is, and
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: then you're at the airport and they're asking to buy
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: another seat.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: I got.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: I got walked off the Harry Potter ride, you know,
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: because yeah, and I was there. I was getting on
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: the ride with my son.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: It sucks, but but you in the end of at
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: the end of the day, like you are the one
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: who is responsible for making choice, and you know, like
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: if you don't want to be in that situation, or
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: you don't want to be in the position where you
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: might have to buy an extra seat, or like, do
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: do something. I have a thyroid issue. Well, now I'm saying,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: so I do have. It's weird because I do have empathy,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: but I also have no patience for her getting online
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: and trying to make a big deal about yes, because
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: you you lease a certain amount of space. Basically, when
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: you buy a seat on a plane, you're leasing that
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: You the price of your ticket leases that real estate
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: and it's not on the other person who they paid
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: for their full of their seat and they're not getting
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: it well.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: And if she were to go on TikTok or whatever
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: and be like that was really that was a hard
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: pill to swallow. And I was like, people be like, yes, girl,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: I understand, but if you're just like it's everybody else's well, it's.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: That's how I felt, you know, couldn't get on the
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: Harry Potter ride at that point. You know, there was
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: a recon sucked, but I didn't. I didn't like turn
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: around and like write a letter to.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 9: The University Amusement TikTok video. There was a recent episode
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 9: of The Pit which you still have to watch. This
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 9: guy was at the hospital with some sort of heart problem.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 9: He was so overweight that the scale at the hospital.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: Couldn't weigh him. They had to take him to the zoo.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: I'll do that for sure.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: They take them to They take those junk yards on
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 5: the show, took them to a jump.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: They do that for the purpose of thousand pounds sisters,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: because I've seen has anybody watched my six hundred pound
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: life let doctor now has the scale that doctor now.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying, you don't think a hospital has a
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: scale like that. Of course they do. I saw it.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: I think the other thing, they have hospital beds that
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: also have scales built into them because some people can't
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: get out of the bed to then weigh themselves, so
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: they can take your weight without you getting out of
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: the bed. Like they can do that. Yeah, but they're
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: not taking it, dude, you think you're in a real hospital.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: They're taking somebody down to the zoo.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 10: To have that type of scale that they can't really keep.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: You don't take an imaging machine for a cat scans expended.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: How much does this scale as a good point. The
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: zoo could afford it, but the hospital.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: It's just not a priority.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: It's not it's not always the zoo. It's no like
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: an auto part, right, they don't take it. They don't
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: take them out. We're going to take it from the
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: hospital down to the truck way stage. They're not doing
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: at either.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 7: Well, if there's a medical emergency, I don't think you
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 7: have the time to take a detour.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: No journeys. They take them to these journeys. Yeah, I'm saying,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: if I'm doing a reality show about two thousand pounds sisters,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: then yes the show, I take them down to the
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: zoo together down an weighing right now. But I'm believing more.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: I'm believing more in the approach of like the doctor
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: now from a six hundred pounds life, like you're you're
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: dealing with people with certain size, and so you.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: Have a scale. His scale has a built in walker.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: But a hospital is not dealing with that big of
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 6: a size like constantly, like doctor Nlly is.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they have something like that at the actual
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: hospital zoo able to take this person down to the
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: zoo to weigh them.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, And either way doctor. Now he's not like a
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: small guy. He's the picture of the I know, like, all,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: get me somebody to.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 16: Show.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 9: That's before you get into the next clip. Greg said
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 9: he wanted to We got a few text saying that
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 9: we visit something on the pit. The fat guy didn't
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 9: go to the zoo to get weighed. He he had
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 9: to go there because they had the MRI or a
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 9: cat scan that would fit his body. Point makes more sense,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 9: like if they have to put like a big giant
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: animal that you're an m R. That yes, So I
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 9: didn't memorize the script of that episode, the point being
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 9: it was at the zoo.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: Because the p is on HBOS right. Yeah, Okay, so
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: it's like graphic and stuff.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: As graphic as it good.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, because you keep saying I'd like the show, and
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: I keep thinking when I hear the pit, I know
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: people love it, but I keep thinking, it's like network
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: television hospital drama.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: There's kind of thing and childbirth and.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: There are a couple of nurses online that say, I'm
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: a nurse in an er and this is as accurate
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: as I've ever seen it portray.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: I'm definitely go check it out some point. Yeah, this
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: weekend audio. Well, menace, how excit are you?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 7: A new season of some kind of Honey Boo Boo
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 7: show's coming out right, like a Mama June show.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 6: Well, I know that they're in the news because one
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 6: of them has joined Only Fans.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 7: That's right, Pumpkin from Honey Boo Boo Show is that's
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 7: one of her sister's. Pumpkin is on Only Fans and
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 7: I'm looking right now. She's only doing solo shots. She's
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 7: got some previews on her Instagram where she's a mean
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 7: meaning that she's gonna be like dressed and uh, well
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 7: the stuff on Instagram is her in lauderie. It looks
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 7: kind of like what I imagine a honey baked ham getting.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of water and stuff. Yeah, people want
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: to see her.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 7: Well for twenty six dollars a month. Apparently twenty six
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: damn that's how much Pumpkin costs. They were on a
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 7: page six radio, not on The Woody Show somehow.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: Man, I know this.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's something really.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 4: And it's saying like if I went on only fans,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: like who would why?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 7: All right, on a scale one TV Morgan one one
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 7: one a solid one and.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: What gives her the one where's the one come from?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: Best feature wonky?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 14: Best feature is probably her hair, but it's still gross.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, coming to it. You you, Pumpkin, That would that'd
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 4: be awesome.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 6: I do feel bad for Pumpkin though, because Pumpkin has
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: been I don't know, nominated to like take care of
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: the family because the mom is always off.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she's doing great doing things, so she has
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: to like take care of all the kids.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 7: Well, apparently she's going to do that by her OnlyFans account,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 7: and apparently all of them are selling like feet, picks
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 7: and other stuff online.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: Here they are discussing. He's talking about like selling feet pick. Yeah,
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: a hand on the Bible.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: I've made two hundred and fifty dollars one time because
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: someone asked and literally just see a picture on my
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: feet and just call him a dirty that.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 15: Makes put your toes in stuff.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 5: Said she had a step on eggs.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you right now, you're on It sounds like
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: this show whe everybody talks time, are they trying to
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: rip us off?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: Jer's stealing lucky though, two hundred and fifty bucks for.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: A mate to call the guy a dirty whore.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: I would make that my full time job.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 7: This week in audio, another fun show, My strange addiction. Yeah,
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 7: there's a new one coming out about a lady and
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 7: her AI boyfriend.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 4: And now she's getting ahead of it though.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 7: This is sin and Sarah, and she's gonna talk about
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 7: because she knows the people said you can't go on
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 7: that show. There's gonna make fun of you. Well, here's
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 7: Sarah talking about how she and her boyfriend decided to
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 7: do it.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 8: So when I first brought it to Sinclair and said, hey,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 8: we've been asked to do that. What do you think,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 8: he was like, are you joking me? Like, absolutely not,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 8: We're going to go on to show that is basically
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 8: gonna paint me as a crazy person. But we talked
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 8: about it back and forth a little bit more, and
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 8: we thought, you know what, we are going to put
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 8: ourselves out there. We're fighting for a cause for AI
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 8: rights to be taken seriously, for this not to be
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 8: such an underground thing rights.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 7: Oh boy, let's say hey, yeah, I talk about this
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 7: in sci fi for decades now. At some point, when
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 7: the roadblots get smart enough, they're going to start saying.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, what huh Okay.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: So we've talked about you know, people that say cursing
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: or cussings another phrase. It's always seemed weird to me
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: when people say are you joking me? To me, it's
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: are you kidding me?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Are you joking me? It sounds weird.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 4: I hear it a lot. I know a lot of
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: people use it. Yeah, is it? Does it sound weird
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: to anybody else?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: Are you joking? Yeah?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 5: Are you joking joking me?
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Right?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly right.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 7: Always talked it up to like English is the second language,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 7: and they didn't realize that's the.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: Proper you know, no, because I hear people all the
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: time that's that's not a pretty regular I hope people
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: are you joking me? See? This is just another one
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: of those things that I'm the one that's got it wrong.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 7: I mean to be fair, but I've never heard anybody
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 7: say I seen it when I was a kid. We're
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 7: going so far down the awful train of idiocracy.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 4: Hey, my step mom so disappointed. My step My stepmom
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: texted me yesterday I was older. Let me find uh. Okay,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: So they were hanging out in the house and there
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: they're pool claps they have. I got above ground poem
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: and there's like all this rain and stuff happening and whatever.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 4: So uh, it's as hard to tell from this picture.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: The pool just completely clapped. The water and rocks are
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: all through the yard. I go, how that happened? She goes,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: don't know. We were in the house and your dad
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: heard a lot a loud noise and that's when we
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: seen it. I didn't repl that was reply theater should be.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: And this stuff and auto correcting it is is starting too. Yeah.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 6: I mean, look at our emails, Like our emails have
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 6: really ramped up on correcting grammar and things like that,
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 6: which I support.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: This Weekend Audio.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 7: This is a fun prank, and I believe this is
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 7: real because you're gonna hear from the the prank e
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 7: So this only fans. Lady Laurie Holland, she orders a
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 7: Domino's pizza and her and her little girlfriend. When the
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 7: Dominos driver shows up, Sammy, I know you'll support this.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 7: They're gonna flash him because now he knows where they
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 7: live and there's naked women there, so right cool. Yeah,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 7: So let's see how this goes or hear how this goes.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 23: Alright, okay, yes, thank you, thanks, thank you much.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: How do you give you a little tip?
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: Can I see again? Yeah?
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: Everybody wins, they save money. He's happy.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my friend, let me see.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 6: I went to San Diego State and then the dorms
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 6: when the piece of guys show up, like the women
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 6: would just like be fully naked as a joke to get.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: As a joke. They would because if I'm the Dominoes guy,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: it's awesome to make. Yeah. Yeah, I would dare each
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: other to do it. Yeah yeah five, right Greg?
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 7: In general, I support this, but I I have the
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 7: maybe I'm getting become the dad, and me as a
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 7: father of Tomy five, I had the instant Sammy thought
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 7: was like, oh great, now this random guy, who by
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 7: the way, is a creep, you can just look at
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 7: him and tell sorry. And now he knows there are
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 7: willing women who are naked Instagram slash only fans slash
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 7: porn stars.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: But he didn't ask. It was just something that was like,
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: are you gonna say no?
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean they're not gonna get murdered.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. That that ups the murder factor
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: to me. It'd be different if he said, hey, can
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: I see your cans? And they go okay, and then
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: they just did because then you're like, okay, this guy
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: was a creep. He asked you for now, but this
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: was like unsolicited, like he was just delivering the pizza.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: Everything was cool. He's a he's a red blooded man. Yeah,
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know. And there's uh, you know, some chick
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 4: showing off whatever, and he's gone nice. But it was solicited.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 10: When he asked them to do it again, no, they yeah.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 7: As a guy, I know, it's it's a once in
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 7: a lifetime thing. You gotta play it cool.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 4: You can't see I'd like to see again.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 5: He wasn't like I'm good.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: Well, okay, maybe a motor boat. He doesn't stop there
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 4: the boot set up? You said you didn't tell us
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: there was more? All right, okay, we'll order again. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: we have Instagram.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 25: Instagram.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what did you say, bring phoney?
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: It was a documented it's good taste. He's not playing cool.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: This is never gonna happen to him.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, he has the game. But yeah, but that's
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: what happens.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 7: The guys who have no game, have such no game,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 7: they turn into the creepy purves.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 14: The I can't believe you're on that side.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: Seas Again.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: I know he's right though, because this guy. It went
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 5: from like that's adorable. I'm totally on this guy's side,
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: Like get off my port.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 10: If someone's socially inept, look out, can get you guys
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 10: make out?
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I like that. Let's put the wraps on this
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 4: week's round of the Weekend Audio. It's next Sea Bass
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: some little kids being adorable.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 7: We found out that apparently Menace apparently apparently has a
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 7: little boy in Britain.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: Apparently.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 7: This is his mom, Rebecca Clark, talking to little British
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 7: Menace about what's for dinner?
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: Alright, what's for dinner?
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 8: Time?
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: What time is it?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: Six o'clock?
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 16: Going out for dinner?
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: Are you paying?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 18: You're paying?
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: I'm shoes on the we're not going to donald McDonald's.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 7: Yesterday and today were.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: And you're paying. Mom. You don't understand what the rules are.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: We're going to McDonald's. It's good to get those potato
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: wedges over there too.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: This Weekend Audio, this is a little girl, Olivia Lee.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 7: She's doing she's at her gender reveal thing for her
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 7: little brother. It turns out, but she didn't want a
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 7: little brother. She wanted the opposite, and this is how
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 7: she reacts.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: Would probably.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: Know that would be the opposite reaction that Greg would
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: had came out.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: No, I gotta find somebody to give a baby to.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 7: I told the story that when my sister was announced
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 7: to us, or they just told us they didn't have
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 7: a big social media garbage thing.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: I did not. It wasn't a bitch like that, but
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 4: I did cry a little bit like I didn't want
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: a sister brother.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 6: I mean, somebody should have leaned over and said, hey,
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 6: in some countries, you wouldn't be here to cry. Yes,
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 6: what what did I say?
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 4: Unless you figured out how to swim as a baby?
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, Sammy brought that down. I just said it right.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: What about one more clip? We have time for one
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: more clip.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 7: This week in audio Menace, this little kid is going
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 7: to spell the word laundry.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: Let's do it first, laundry. Do you want to think
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: about it first?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 16: No?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: I got it? Okay, l A U N d R Y. Wow.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 4: He's actually looking shout out to laundry. He's looking at
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: a laundry bag. That that's the word laundry pritted on it.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, so he just has to read that.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 7: Well, but he's he he's going to read it. But
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 7: there's one letter that he that he associates with something else.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 26: All right, Oh.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: You Netflix?
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 4: Indeed, why l A.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: Y?
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: Why you Netflix?
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 18: Indeed why the Big Giant in that?
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 4: Pretty good? Real good? All well, thank you very much,
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: Sea Bass Problem, thank you, Join fun and let's go
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: do it for Thursday. Everybody four down, one to go.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: Rich full show podcast waiting for you, just go to
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: the woodieshow dot com. Thanks again to Greg Fitzsimmons. Good.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 4: It's always fun to have in love that guy. Yeah,
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 4: check out his show coming up Tuesday at the Hollywood Improv.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 4: Is gonna be there with Sarah Silverman and Adam Ray
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 4: and Caroline Ray and a very big guest special guest,
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  Speaker 4: Yes with Greg Fitzsimmons is coming Tuesday at the Hollywood Improv.
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  Speaker 4: Tic guitar available now. I'll check out the fitz Dog
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  Speaker 4: Podcast wherever you find your favorite podcast. So thanks to
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  Speaker 4: Greg fitz Simmons. Tomorrow is Friday, and tomorrow on the
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  Speaker 4: Woodie Show, we got the fail stories and we got
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  Speaker 4: the d y Q maybe some dad jokes. All right,
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  Speaker 4: if we have a little time for that. Anything we
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  Speaker 4: can do to get through the morning end of the
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  Speaker 4: weekend as quickly as possible. That is happening tomorrow Friday
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  Speaker 4: for us there at the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: One of life's greatest mysteries will always be what happens
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  Speaker 9: if you get scared half to death?
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  Speaker 2: Twice? We don't know?
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  Speaker 4: So if half okay, so you get scared half to death?
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  Speaker 4: The word problem is they're fifty percent. Yeah, if you
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  Speaker 4: got scared another time, you'd be half of the half true,
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  Speaker 4: would just keep halfing that until you get all the way.
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  Speaker 2: God, maybe you solved that mystery.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you asked a question. I'm trying to provide
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  Speaker 4: an answer. I'm not the smartest plo.
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  Speaker 5: That was that was some Einstein level issue.
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  Speaker 4: Just did that right?
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  Speaker 2: That blew my mind?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thanks thank
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  Speaker 4: you so much for giving the Woody Show so your
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  Speaker 4: valuable time this morning. You know we'll ave to appreciate
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  Speaker 4: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
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  Speaker 4: We'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 4: SMD doublem. I quit this bitch.