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EP 44 - YOU SHOULD LIE TO YOUR PARTNER?! · Relatables

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Go experience the male loneliness epidemic you fucking loser exactly
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: go have a cry go be alone go get broken
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  Speaker 1: up with every girl because you're just like i don't
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  Speaker 1: ever want to put a label on it i don't
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  Speaker 1: ever want to put a label on it and now
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  Speaker 1: i'm so lonely and women hate me and why do
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  Speaker 1: women hate me i'm such a good guy how about
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  Speaker 1: take a look in the fucking mirror you loser when
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  Speaker 1: you get isolated yeah making the decision to leave is
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  Speaker 1: more scary because you have no one and he's isolated
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  Speaker 1: you from everyone yes that's what he's doing oh my
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  Speaker 1: god You need to get out of this.
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  Speaker 2: You need to break up with him. Please, give us
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  Speaker 2: an update.
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  Speaker 1: You have to break up with him. Do you want
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  Speaker 1: to tell your children when they ask you, how did
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  Speaker 1: you and dad meet? Oh, well, this happened, this happened,
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  Speaker 1: this happened. No, you're going to fucking lie. You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to lie about how you got with your fucking
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  Speaker 1: future husband.
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  Speaker 2: Relatable podcast is hosted by myself, Jay Craig, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 3: Daddy.
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  Speaker 1: And my partner in crime is Daddy Clark, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 2: Mummy.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys are the baddies because you're bad to
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  Speaker 1: the bone, both men and women alike.
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  Speaker 2: Have you noticed?
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  Speaker 1: Trying to be more inclusive of the men lately.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, shit. Nah, fuck them.
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  Speaker 2: Have you noticed that we just start saying that really
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  Speaker 2: quickly now?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's because it's just fully... You don't think about
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  Speaker 1: it anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, true.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if any of the baddies, like, just... We
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  Speaker 1: were told actually by... Who was it? Lucy and Nikki.
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  Speaker 1: They have an intro they do and they don't, it's
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  Speaker 1: not an intro that's like, they just filmed two years
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  Speaker 1: ago and use every day. They use, they say it
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  Speaker 1: every time. They said, anytime they do a live show,
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  Speaker 1: they'll be like, anybody want to do the intro for us?
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  Speaker 1: Whole crowd does the intro word for word.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they could do ours.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, they had like a little spill. I
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  Speaker 2: was just like, Jake, the related podcast is hosted by myself.
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  Speaker 4: True.
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  Speaker 1: Ours is probably easier.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. True.
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  Speaker 1: But, Darcy's in the studio again. She's sleeping on my lap.
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  Speaker 1: I have something embarrassing to, to admit to everyone.
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  Speaker 2: So, I am here, right?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm here and I am here from the Gold
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  Speaker 1: Coast for a week on the Central Coast.
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  Speaker 2: It took you so long to stop saying that. Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I was looking at my phone. I am here. I
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  Speaker 2: was trying to look at my phone. I'm glad you're
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  Speaker 2: here with me. I was trying to look at my
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  Speaker 2: phone and multitask. Clearly, men can't do that. But- So,
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  Speaker 2: I'm here for a week.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm staying in Sydney with best parents, but I'm... Anyway, we,
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  Speaker 1: this week, were actually supposed to do a podcast swap
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  Speaker 1: with You Wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Right? And so, we were going to do it ages ago.
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  Speaker 1: And then, Odi and I were going away, and they
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  Speaker 1: were going on tour. It didn't work out. I, like,
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  Speaker 1: got Pat Clifton's, like, number. So, I've got his number, right?
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  Speaker 1: And blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't work out.
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  Speaker 1: And so, then, when I get home from Canada, I
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  Speaker 1: message him again.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like... I said.
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  Speaker 1: One thing that would work for us is we're end
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  Speaker 1: of September. We're in Sydney for a full week. He goes, actually,
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  Speaker 1: that would work out well. We'll be in Sydney that
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  Speaker 1: week too. And so we're going to go to their
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  Speaker 1: studio to do it. And so then we left it
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  Speaker 1: at that. We'd just been like, and I was like, cool.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'll touch base near it because he
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  Speaker 1: goes like, yeah, we're pretty loose and fast or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: fast and loose. Like we can just, you know, they
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  Speaker 1: record like 6 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: Or some shit sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so I actually in Canada started listening to their
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  Speaker 1: podcast and really enjoying it. kept listening to the podcast
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  Speaker 1: when I got home, send him that text message. And
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  Speaker 1: then they do an episode where they talk about how
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  Speaker 1: they're going to leave the company they're with and start
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  Speaker 1: their own. So I was like, Oh, hectic, great time
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  Speaker 1: to touch base. I send Pat a voice message. I
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  Speaker 1: just said like, congrats on starting the new thing. Like
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  Speaker 1: they said they were scared, you know, in the episode,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's going to be scary, but I
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  Speaker 1: think it's gonna be fucking hectic, like happy for you guys.
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  Speaker 1: And then I said, you guys still good to do
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  Speaker 1: the fucking pod swap.
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  Speaker 2: At the end of September. And then he read it,
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  Speaker 2: kept the voice message and hasn't responded. He kept it.
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  Speaker 2: It says in our text, Jay.
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  Speaker 1: It says, Pat Clifton, you wouldn't kept an audio message
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  Speaker 1: from you. And so he just fucking obviously was like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck this guy.
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  Speaker 2: And so here's my thing is what I'm overthinking, right?
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  Speaker 2: So number one is.
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  Speaker 1: I have voice messaged him before. And I said, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a voice message guy. And then he goes, no, actually,
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  Speaker 1: fuck it. I kind of like voice messages. But then
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  Speaker 1: I get his number. We texted back and forth a bit.
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  Speaker 1: And so on their podcast, they call him P.
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  Speaker 2: Clitty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And so I started the voice message.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yo, P. Clitty.
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  Speaker 1: And then I said, sorry if that's weird, but I've
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  Speaker 1: been listening to the pod. And then I went on
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  Speaker 1: with my voice message. And I was thinking, did this.
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  Speaker 2: Guy just be like, fuck, this guy's a weirdo. Such
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  Speaker 2: a fanboy. Fuck him. And then he's just like.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was keen as for it, especially since I've
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  Speaker 1: been listening and enjoying their part.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, I'm actually really keen for this.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking like maybe. I was going to say he
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  Speaker 2: was so gassed up by your message. Hopefully. When I
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  Speaker 2: was smiling and he forgot to reply. Hopefully. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he hasn't responded. I guess this is the call out
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  Speaker 2: to you wouldn't reply to Jake. Please reply to me.
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  Speaker 2: At least tell me you just don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no.
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  Speaker 1: And I was so annoyed because I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: sent the voice message and I expected a reply maybe
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  Speaker 1: within the day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, I waited a couple of days and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no. He's definitely just forgotten that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's completely forgotten about it. Mustn't be very important to him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that is funny though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: So I've just been humbled.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So to start the episode, Jake.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: After that, a nice little white lie would have gone
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  Speaker 2: a long way from Pat Clifton. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, sorry, boys.
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  Speaker 4: Busy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know? Just busy. Starting the new business, starting the
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  Speaker 2: new studio would have been great.
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  Speaker 1: I would have believed it. I would have said, mate, valid.
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  Speaker 2: Can't make it work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Valid.
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  Speaker 2: I'll hit you up next year. Jake's emotions saved.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Pat's winning. Right now, we're just in limbo. We don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he hasn't fucking said a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Can't believe it. So, we thought we could come
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  Speaker 2: to the table with When would it be.
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  Speaker 1: Appropriate to tell a white lie? Oh, you want to
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: know what's worse, actually, to add to that? I followed
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  Speaker 1: him on Instagram recently, and he followed me back.
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  Speaker 2: Mate, you're a fucking stalker, right? You need to chill.
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  Speaker 1: No, well, it came up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was just on, like, suggested people, so I was like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck it off, he follows me back. You'd think he
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  Speaker 1: would have put face to name, name to face, and thought, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: I never replied to that guy.
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  Speaker 2: But he didn't they would 100% look us up before
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  Speaker 2: they said yeah initially oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah we know who we are but like you'd
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  Speaker 1: think after I follow him and he follows me back
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  Speaker 1: he'd think fuck I didn't reply to that guy.
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  Speaker 2: You're in your own head eh well what's going on
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  Speaker 2: you've been dating for too long I'm not dating this
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  Speaker 2: is just close to dating I'm getting that's what I
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  Speaker 2: mean oh you haven't been dating for too long you
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  Speaker 2: haven't been dating for so long they're like this is
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  Speaker 2: your spiral now your version of like what dating would
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  Speaker 2: be like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna post this as a clip and fucking request
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  Speaker 1: to collab post.
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  Speaker 2: It with him eh You're like stalking a mate.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Now they're playing hard to get.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not. Hey, I'm all about not playing hard
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  Speaker 2: to get. You're playing needy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking oath I am.
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  Speaker 2: Please, Pat, go on a date with me. Please, Pat,
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  Speaker 2: I want to fucking hang out with you so bad.
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  Speaker 2: We'd be best friends, I bet. Pete Clitty, I'm fucking D-Diddy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. We thought we could come to the table with
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  Speaker 2: when is it appropriate to tell a white lie? How
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  Speaker 2: many you got? Four. I got four or maybe five too.
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  Speaker 2: One wasn't that good, but you want to go first
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  Speaker 2: on me? Do your bad one first if one's not
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  Speaker 2: that good. Like bad as in meaning it's a bad
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  Speaker 2: lie or bad?
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  Speaker 1: No, just one you said that wasn't that good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, one that wasn't that good was like, would you
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  Speaker 2: still love me if I went bald? And you just... Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you got to say yeah. Your partner's got to say yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That was like... Just wasn't that good. I thought that
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  Speaker 2: was an appropriate time to tell a white lie.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the funny thing is... Yeah, it's an appropriate time
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  Speaker 1: to tell a white lie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And look, I actually.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they would.
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  Speaker 2: Still love you. Surely. What's Beth say? Because I said
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: to Beth... Actually, I don't know. I'm starting to not
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  Speaker 2: believe that.
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  Speaker 1: I said to Beth the other day, I was like.
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  Speaker 2: If I shave.
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  Speaker 1: My head, I'll see my receding hairline more. And maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'll do something about it.
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  Speaker 2: And then she goes.
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  Speaker 1: She goes nah i don't think that's gonna work if
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to you would you won't do it you
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  Speaker 1: still just won't do.
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  Speaker 2: It yeah now your lucky hat exists.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: Because she goes she's like if you you've got dry
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: she actually hits me with a fucking another insult she
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: goes your skin's super dry and you do nothing about
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  Speaker 1: that i was like okay shots fine Fucking bitch.
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: All right. Girls like triple down. We're talking about my hairline,
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: not my face. For fuck's sake. Don't let me come
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: at you with your fucking imperfections. Me and Cassie were
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: having a disagreement. She doesn't like to call them an argument.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: And we're talking about one thing. It had to do
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: with like me being really tired. And then she threw
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: something else at me that had nothing to do with
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: me being tired. I'm like, fuck, you want to say
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  Speaker 2: anything else? Fucking let it all out while you're at it, hey?
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. She slipped a few things under the rug.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That was obviously fucking building up. Okay, here's a moment
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  Speaker 2: that I think a little white lie would be appropriate.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: When I know I didn't perform my best, I still
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: like to ask Beth if it was good for her,
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  Speaker 1: and I fully expect her to just say yes.
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  Speaker 2: You want a white lie? Yeah. You don't want the truth?
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  Speaker 2: Give me a little white lie.
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  Speaker 1: Cause if I have to, if I'm asking, if I'm asking,
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  Speaker 1: I know that it's bad.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? So if I need to ask.
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  Speaker 1: Was that good?
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  Speaker 2: Usually, you know, if it was good or not, if
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: I need to ask, was that good?
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: I'm expecting a little.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was good.
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  Speaker 2: Keep it up pal. I suppose it's that confidence thing. Like,
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: you know, that was shit, but yeah. Gas me up
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: so I can do better. That's exactly what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Give me a placebo. I see what you're thinking now.
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I like it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So, um this is when you have to tell
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: a white lie one of your mates or family friend
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: or someone's had a baby baby's not good looking oh
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  Speaker 2: you have to say it's cute.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: You know what's so funny is the our friends that
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: had a kid recently when i went and met him
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  Speaker 1: i did say like They're cute. Their baby is so cute.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, genuinely, I think all babies are ugly.
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  Speaker 1: This motherfucker's cute.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, look, I would have been honest. I
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: would have been like, look, your baby's kind of ugly,
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  Speaker 1: but he's cute.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't have said that. Nah, that's a good point.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: There's no way.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: I like to think I would say it.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: No, you can't say it. Biggest fear?
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Biggest fear.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: Having an ugly baby?
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: My baby comes out fucking fugly.
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm scared, eh?
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: I'm terrified of that.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about this, actually. I was a cute baby,
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: ugly teenager.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm hoping that one- Ugly baby- good teenager you want.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon I still want, fuck the teenager. Everyone goes
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: through shit then. And like, by then, like, I won't
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  Speaker 2: love him as much. Bro, I'm telling you, if my.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Baby's ugly, I'm going to be very honest.
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  Speaker 2: What, to him or her? To him, yeah.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, you as a baby? I
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: saw photos of Joanna, my older sister, when she was
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: a baby. So when she was first born, quite small,
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: she was.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: Average, normal weight.
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  Speaker 1: I was actually born huge very fat baby i was
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: like 10 pounds something ounces which is apparently huge but
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: joanna after for some reason four months she just was
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: hands down the fattest thing you've ever seen in your
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: life it's the i actually need i'm gonna ask you
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  Speaker 1: to send me a photo of it because you're gonna
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: look at it and you're not gonna believe it you're
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: gonna think it's ai Dead fucking said you're going to
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: think it's AI.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Is it like fat concerning or like when they go
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: like Michelin man? No, proper Michelin.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: I love that part.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: It's like- I love that.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Dude, no. I'm telling you right now, she looks like
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: she got stung by 50 bees.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: It's insane. I love a Michelin man, baby.
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: Really? Yes.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know how it happens. The cheeks are so chubby.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: She actually may have- Like their wrists have like a
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: little line around them because they're so chubby. Dude, it
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: looks like they're wearing a string around their wrists. Yeah,
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: I love that. I love that shit. Let me see
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  Speaker 2: if she sent me a photo of it. She probably hasn't.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: Nah.
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  Speaker 1: So fucking funny though, bro. Honestly, it's, yeah. Do you
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: want to see? Oh, here's me as a baby.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: Do you want to see me?
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  Speaker 4: Nah, bro.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Is this me?
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: I've seen, I just need to look at a picture
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: of myself and your dad said we're the same. Mate,
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: I was an ugly kid. Weird looking nose. Your nose
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: like went up until now it's out. Is that me?
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if that's me or not. That's
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: a very different nose, eh? Like your nose is skinny
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: and pointy. Bro, is that you? That nose is like up. Yeah,
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: that's me.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: I can't tell.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me. I don't know. We've told on the
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: pod before, there was a photo of me when Jake
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: and I used to live together on his fridge and
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: I was like four.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: And Jake's dad came over. Yeah.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: So, when Joanna moved in with me, she's like, why
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: have you got a photo of yourself on the fridge?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: And I said, that's Oddie. She goes, no, it's not.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, his mom gave it to him
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: and that's Oddie. She goes, no, no, no. And then
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: a couple weeks later, she said, dad was here. I
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: asked him, is that Jake or Oddie? And he goes,
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: that's Jake.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, you're kidding. You fucking dumbass. Are you serious?
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: For fuck's sakes, bro.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: It shows how much parents fucking look at their kids. Honestly,
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: I don't even think it looks like me. It actually
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: looks like you. But you used to have blonde hair.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: I had blonde hair when I was younger. Funny, which
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: I miss.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: I actually, I was born with black hair and then
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: I went blonde.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, you went opposite to me. That's great, right?
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: All right. Is it my turn or your turn? No,
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: you're going to nowhere.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Hey, listen here, cunt. I'm going to get a fucking...
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to Joel Creasy's hair transplant, guy.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: 20 grand?
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Mate, I'm going to.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Hit him up.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Bro, Turkey's cool. Go there.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not flying to Turkey for a hair transplant.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: It's a good start.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: The only time I would do a hair transplant in
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Turkey is if I'm in Europe for a trip. Finish
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: that motherfucker off in Turkey and fly home from there. True,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: but like- I'm not going to- What is it?
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Fucking 20 hours?
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: 19.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Brand transplant? Yeah, 19.
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: What am I doing?
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Saving 10 grand? That's a lot of money, but fuck.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: 10 grand. It's all inclusive. It's like an experience.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want to- It's like a spa day.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: Brandy or what?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: I'll go with you.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: If we got a brandy, I'd do 100%.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's free. Should we get a brandy or- Hair
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: transplant on my beard. Imagine if you could. Can you? Surely.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: It looks sus, but I reckon.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: I wish.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Imagine being one of those people who gets a hair
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: transplant and it doesn't work. Like it doesn't take. Oh,
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: biggest fear.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Biggest fear. You'd have to just live with it then.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Spoke to a barber recently and I was like saying, yeah,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I probably need a hair transplant. He goes, nah, fuck that.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Like everyone gets hair transplants.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's too perfect. It's too this, like having
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: a bit of a widow's peak. It's like natural.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: And he had a widow's peak and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: A couple of bros just, you know, being like, yeah,
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: gaslighting ourselves. I'll tell you what you should do. I
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: would do this maybe. Cheaper option and I reckon it's cool.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Tattoo the hairline on and like a couple of tattoos
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: around the ear and chin. So like where your widow
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: peak is, you just get black tattoos.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: But then I always have to shave my head.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: So I'm pretty much bald, but I have like, it
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: looks like I have a little bit of hair.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: If you're losing the hair anyway, you have to shave it.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: But that's a cooler option, I reckon.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I was going to go full Jude Law with this
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: shit if I never got a transplant though.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: You like to look at Jude Law.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Well, bro, that motherfucker pulls it off. You've seen a
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: photo of him, right?
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: We saw him in LA. Yeah, bro. Wait, short. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jude Law's fucking hairlines are so shit.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: You reckon he rocks that?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: But this motherfucker, like, pulls it off. Look, he just
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: rocks it, bro.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Fair. I reckon he rocks it. Even from, like, a
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: young age, he had it. That's better.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: You actually kind of look like Jude Law.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: One time I used to work with someone.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: This is before I knew who Jude Law was.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I used to work with someone at a bar, and
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: she goes, you look like Jude Law, eh?
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: And I was like, is that a compliment? And she
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know. Went and looked him up.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: And I was like, fuck.
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: You.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: To be fair, Hollywood heartthrob when he was young.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, look at him when he's young, bro. Trying to
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: hide that shit. He was quite cute. Good looking bloke. Anywho,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: my turn. Little white lies.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Times that little white lies are appropriate. Sometimes I tell
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Beth that I forget something in the house. But I
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: actually just run upstairs and do a quick poo.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, do you actually?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she gets mad at me when I have
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: to poo.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: What?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: If we have to leave, she goes, and I'm like, oh, quick,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I need to poo. She goes, Jake, you've had all
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: this fucking time.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, I get it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: So I'm kind of like valid. I get what you mean.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of like valid, but so I'll be like,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: oh shit, I forgot something.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: But you poop like for a long time or do
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: you squeeze it out?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'll rush this one out. Mate, I'll be pushing
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: so hard and my hernia's coming.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I thought you meant like you're in your house and
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: then you go to your parents' house because like, oh,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I forgot something out there. You go take a shit.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Because she doesn't like the smell. No, she's in the car.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I get you now.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: And I go, oh, shit, picky.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I forgot something. Run upstairs, take a shit. And then
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: she'll text me.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Mr.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Piggy, hurry up. Are you pooping?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: You should take a photo of him and be like, no.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: You tell me. You tell me. This one's for all
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: the ladies out there. Your partner's just started going to
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: the gym or has been going for a while or
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: any period of time, to be honest. And he's like
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: looking in the mirror at himself and he goes.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Do you reckon I've got bigger?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Have to lie. Really? I reckon have to lie.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Guess him up. Feel that ego a little bit.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like actually.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: But if you tell the truth, is he going to
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: be more motivated to get big?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like, oh, it's working. I'll keep going.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Also, maybe if you lie, he thinks it's working, so
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I'll keep going.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But true, then you might be feeding his poor
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: workout routine. The deluge. Maybe.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: No, look, I save his feelings a bit.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I ask Cassie a fair bit to feel my arms.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Because I like it.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Because it's so hard. I was like, damn, that was good.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: That was fucking good, eh? Shut up, eh? What? It
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: made me feel good. Shut the fuck up. Do you
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: want to feel them?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Feel if they're hard. Actually, tell me if she's telling
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: the truth. No white lies or lying. You have to
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: tell the truth. That's pretty soft, mate. See, that was
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: an appropriate white lie to keep you humble. Sometimes. Sometimes.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: If Beth stinks like BO, I don't tell her.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: She works outside and walks dogs and shit. Sometimes I'm like,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: was it you or? No, it was you. You like
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: had the biggest, like you didn't mean it. You're like,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: you said something once like, oh yeah, Odi's more smelly
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: than me or something. You are.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: You're smellier than me.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I can say it to you. You said it in
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: like a weird... I can't remember what the context was.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: You go, oh yeah, he's just smellier than me. I
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: was like, what? You are.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: That one's funny. When someone gets a new tattoo... And
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: it's on their body for life.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Or you have to say it's good.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, that is sick. Yeah, nice one.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: They spent $ 1, 200.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: They were there all day. That's fucking hectic. Bro, I
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: love that sleeve. Hectic, bro. That wolf and clock go
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: together like bread and butter.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking, you know, parents or family members, they'll ask me
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: about tattoos, you know.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Boom, boom, what does it mean?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, nothing, nothing. And they're kind of like, nice, nice.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: And I know for a fact that that's just like
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: a translation for that sucks.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: What the fuck are you doing? I hate the one
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: where they're like, oh, what does it mean? Because a
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: lot of mine do have meanings, but I'm just like, oh,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: it's like the way it looks.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes explaining the meaning is like, you don't.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Feel like doing it. Maybe we should come up with
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: something crazy. Like I don't know.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Or anytime someone asks, could be an auntie, could be,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know, could be a fucking someone, could be
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: our manager, just anyone, girlfriends, parents. Someone goes, oh, is
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: that a new tattoo? I haven't seen that tattoo. What's
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: that one for?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: She'll be like, it's for you. That's actually not bad.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: It's for you. It's for you.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: And you know, never told you, I got one more
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: and that is appropriate times to tell a white lie
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: if someone gets a bad haircut yes you have to
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: have to have to.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Say no no it looks good yeah both genders too
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah no no it looks good looks good 100% a.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Race actually a couple months ago beth goes and gets
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: her hair done right it's like one of those times
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: where it's 600 bucks.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: One of those times every time for a girl it's so.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: True um she gets a trim and you know the
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: coloring the toning whatever it is that takes all that
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: time she comes home She realizes, I shit you not,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: there's a part of her hair. So her hair's down
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: past her shoulders. There's a part of her hair where
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: whoever was cutting her hair accidentally chopped it up like
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: real high. And so she must've tried to blend it
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: a bit, but Beth noticed it. One of her friends
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: maybe noticed it in the mirror. And so then when you,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: there was a specific way she styled it and you
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: could see that it was short. And I was like,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? And so she messaged him and I
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: don't know what ended up happening. I think she might've
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: got a bit of money back. I'm not entirely sure.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: But next time, she just went and got her hair
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: done recently and she had to get it coloured in
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: a way where it's not noticeable. To be fair, to
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: be fair, I hadn't, ever since she pointed it out,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: it's not something I had noticed. So it's like, it
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: was okay, but also how fucked is that from a
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: hairdresser charging like 600 bucks?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: It must happen all the time though. That's crazy. I've
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: seen TikToks before, especially the colour, that's like being a scientist.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: And sometimes it just doesn't work and then they're leaving
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: here with pictures and they want to be blonde and
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: it's like fucking not that. That's awesome. I got my
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: hair cut. I'm not a fan of this.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: One, eh?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: When did you get it done? Like on Saturday. Didn't
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: even say anything, you dog. Didn't even notice, mate. I
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: don't like it. It's too long on the top. How
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: it flips over. Need to taper it in. I don't
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: like it. I'll get another one. I like the back.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I reckon the back looks good.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Wait, if you cut your hair, bud, isn't that going
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to make your perm go away?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: No. No.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: You're cutting what's permed off. Yeah, but like- The hair
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: coming through from the bottom- I've got to cut my hair, Bart.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: But the hair coming through from the bottom is going
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: to be just your back to your natural straight hair.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: It's still curly in that. You should have grown it
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: out of it with the perm and kept permanent, bro.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I'm going to perm it in Bali when it's cheaper.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to get a perm there?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if I will. I'm a perm boy.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: That's me. I'm a perm boy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Baddies. You know what time it is. We've been doing
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: this for a couple of weeks now, and that is
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: our segment that we brought in where we talk about
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: nostalgic things while eating a nostalgic food.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: And that food being Krispy Kreme donuts. Of course.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: There's nothing better and nothing more nostalgic than walking into
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: a Krispy Kreme, smelling the freshly baked fucking delicious glazed donuts,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: or whatever your favorite is.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Take a pick. I'm going to go for a little
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: chalky one. I'm going to go original glazed, I think.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: You can't beat it, honestly.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I agree. Can't beat it. But what are we talking
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: about today, Odi?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Today, we're going to talk about road trips. Do you
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: have any sort of nostalgic road trips when you were
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: younger that you did maybe when you first got your
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: P's or when you were with your family when you
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: were younger?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I actually think, okay, I have one with my family,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: but I think I might talk about one from when
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: we were maybe like 18.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: And I.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Want to say, From about 18, when our friend group
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: really sort of like, maybe, yeah, 18, when our friend
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: group sort of formed and then for like a good
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: two or three years, I remember we would all randomly
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: be like, let's go to Crescent Head this weekend. Four
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: hour drive from us, right?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Or we would go to Crescent Head, maybe somewhere in
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: between Crescent Head. Sometimes if it was a shorter trip,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: it would be like a little spontaneous Seal Rocks trip.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: You know, shout out Seal Rocks, shout out Crescent Head.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Those places are awesome.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: But no matter what, I remember we would always either
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: drive in two cars or one car, depending on how
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: many people were going. And we would always stop at
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Buller Dealer.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: And we would go there. And at Buller Dealer, small
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: little town, right? It's just off the freeway, small little town.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And there is a pub.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: This pub, bro. This was our fucking place.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: You go, sit in the back. We would always go
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: around lunchtime. And then it's just rolling hills. I remember
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: everyone was just like, first time we went there, We're like,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: let's just stop here. We'll get a feed. Lunchtime before
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: we get to Crescent Head.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Blah, blah, blah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: And then we're like, what the hell? This place is magnificent.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know why we never ended up just like
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: camping there for a few days.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: There's literally... We wanted beach, that's why. Yeah, but there's
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: a campsite on the back of the pub.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Literally.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: And everyone goes there and stops there. It's so convenient.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: And land's really cheap there. How come we should buy
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: there just for fun? I've thought about that. You can
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: get like fucking 40 acres for like $ 250, 000.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Why not?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I suppose it's inland.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: If you build a little house on it, does it
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: just go off in price heaps or no?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Nah, I don't know. It probably will. I mean, like,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: there's nothing to do with this. The Hexen Bypass, mate,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: probably increases the value of that place. You could live
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: in Buller Dealer working in Newey. Yeah, 100%. Hey. Probably
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: 45 minutes.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Shout out Buller Dealer.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: You know what they need there?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: What? A Krispy Kreme shop.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: That'd do well.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: A lot of people stop in Buller Dealer. They do
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: need a Krispy Kreme. That would have added two. Imagine
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: if a Krispy Kreme shop was there. Imagine that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Krispy Kreme, what are you doing?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: We love you.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Get a Krispy Kreme shop in Buller Dealer.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Have you got one?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I know that one would be nostalgic for you.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: That was nostalgic for me.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Because I will stop at Buller Dealer with Beth now.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: It's our spot we stop at.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Me and Cassie do as well.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: How good is that?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: It's so good. Hopefully we get to do that with
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: our kids. And by then there'll be a Krispy Kreme there.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Nostalgic road trips for me would have to be age
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: period between, my memory forms are like eight or nine.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say eight or nine through about 15.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: My dad owned a farm in a place called Eureka,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: which was- Eureka! 45 minutes from Byron Bay.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: And we would drive there from the Central Coast, which
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: back then felt like 10 hours. It was probably eight.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Probably was 10 hours. Stopped halfway because dad didn't want
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: to drive the whole thing. Me and my brother, I
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: have a core memory of my brother's friend. And my
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: brother is three years older than me and so is
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: a friend. So I was like, oh, I'm hanging out
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: with these guys for like two weeks. And they like
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: have to include you.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: They have to include you. We're going surfing. We're going
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: to like skate park.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Was the best part of that going back from like
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: school holidays when you've gone out there and saying to
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: your friends, yeah, let's go out to my dad's farm.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I remember being sick and like dad would pack the
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: trailer so we'd have a ute trailer surfboards skateboards and
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: we just drive up there and like not have a
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: worry in the world and like the farm was dingy
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: didn't really have a house had a shed on it
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: with like a drop toilet but it was just fun
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: and i loved it and i the core memory of
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: that trip was there it's still there we went to
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: it in the closest town can't remember what it is
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: there's a magic shop Oh, yeah, I remember going to here.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: It's called Abracadabra.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I remember going there. That was cool. And we went there.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: It wasn't as cool when we were adults, but as
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: a kid, man. I would have been nostalgic about it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: That place was going into Harry Potter. Oh, yeah, yeah, literally.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: What's the wand shop in Harry Potter? Yes, yeah. What's
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: that called?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I forget, but that was what.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: It was like. It felt like that, and it's still there.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know how it makes money. Whenever I think
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: about nostalgia and trips like that, I think of that
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Abracadabra place. Amazing.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: How cool.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: So, guys, look, couldn't recommend it more.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Sit down with your friends, talk about nostalgic road trips,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: nostalgic things you used to do as kids, maybe nostalgic
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: things you did only a few years ago that bring
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: back good memories. Do it with some Krispy Kremes in
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: hand and enjoy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: If you could be bothered, go buy some Krispy Kremes
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: from your local shop, head to Buller Dealer, and then
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: experience like we've experienced.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: We'll let it go.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Baddies, time for dilemmas. If you want to get a
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: dilemma read, submit it via the link in the description.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: They're all anonymous.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Before we get to them, Jake, have you had any
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: dilemmas recently?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: No.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: What?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Put a little bit of chocolate on my white pants.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: That's a dilemma. I hate that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: One dilemma I'm experiencing at the moment is if I
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: went and sat on the toilet, I could shit, but
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want to just break up our.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Little rhythm here. I think I'm just going to hold it. Okay, go.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Darcy farted earlier too and I didn't want to say anything.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Kind of ruined my donut eating experience. You don't want
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: to get anything from upstairs quickly?
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Look at her.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Her nose is in her butt and it stinks, bro.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: How did she sit like that? Probably why she likes
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: me so much. Do you have any dilemmas? No, not really.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: To be fair, life's been good. Oh, my tummy. But
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: that's a dilemma we always talk about on Patreon for
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: $ 8. 99 a month. If you want exclusive dilemmas, to hear
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: about Jake and myself's tummy issues, as well as you
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: get the book club five days early and the community
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: over there is absolutely insane. We've been doing a little
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: bit more chitty-chatty in the high group chat. So if
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: you join the Patreon, you get access to this group
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: chat where we'll be asking a few questions. Today I
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: asked just how are the baddies going? What are you
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: doing today? It's the only place you can actually have
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: a conversation with other baddies.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: You can literally just put a thing in there and
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: talk to the baddies.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hectic.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Anyway, my dilemma.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Is yelling ever okay?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Hey boys, I'm a big fan of the show and
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I love the friendship you guys have with each other.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: My dilemma is in regards to partner yelling. I have
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: been dating someone on and off for 18 months, but
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I feel I have changed a lot as a person
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: during that time and maybe not changed for the better. Oh,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, I feel like I have stopped.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I've had to stop training at my regular gym with
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: my coach because he was a male, which my boyfriend
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: found uncomfortable. Fuck him off.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Break.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Up agree i don't need to hear anymore uh.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Uncomfortable that he was a male so i stopped training
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: altogether he doesn't want me having male friends either so
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: i've had to cut off the few male friends that
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: i had he yells when we disagree or argue even
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: though i've told him i'm upset when he raises his
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: voice but he just but he says it's just words
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: am i in the wrong for asking my partner to
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: not yell when we disagree How do you guys handle
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: arguments or disagreements with Cassie and Beth? Any advice is appreciated. Okay, wait.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: First thing I want to say is what he probably
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: doesn't understand is the sort of male privilege that he
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: is taking advantage of when he yells at you.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Because, look, I assume you're not afraid. I'm assuming here,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: but you might not be afraid that he is.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Sorry, let me rephrase this.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: When.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: a man yells, it is coming off obviously as anger,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: but it's also like a violent thing, yelling, right? And
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: so if he's yelling at you, you're going to be
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: scared of him. And so what he's doing is he's
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: taking advantage of a bit of a power trip that
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: like yelling is going to scare you. So it's not
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: fair for him to yell when you're asking him not
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: to yell. Because he's taking advantage of a bit of
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: a male privilege there because men historically are so violent
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: towards women. And that would include yelling. So right now
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: he's doing something very fucked up, especially because you have
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: asked him to stop.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Well, it's another level of control. He's controlling and saying
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: who you can see, but then also that yelling. Although
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: it's just like words, like he says, that's also another
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: way of gaslighting you. But that is control because like
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Jack said, men are bigger.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: And his way of feeling like he's in control is
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: to be louder than you, bigger than you. And that's
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: how he feels like a man. It's very toxic.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: And look, he may never get physical with you, but
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that is just something that like you actually don't know.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: All these are warning signs though.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: A hundred percent warning signs.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Think of the.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: So he's like, he's starting to already control you, you know,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: with the thing of you not training anymore because he
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: doesn't want you training with a male coach.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: So.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: 100% breakup with this guy.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: This is 100% breakup worthy. Outside of that, conflict resolution
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: in relationships, we can talk about that. I think this
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: one's completely unhealthy and you need to get out before
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: it does hopefully not turn into an issue, but it
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: could turn into an issue. But conflict resolution, I remember
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: when I first started dating Cassie, I think I've said
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: it before, we had our first ever fight and she
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: yelled at me. And I don't yell. And I make
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: the conscious choice not to do that. And I just, like,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: we're having a conversation, disagreement, whatever, arguing, which is fair,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: happens in relationships. And she yelled at me. And I said, hey,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, stop. We're allowed to have a fight.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Don't ever raise your voice at me. We love each other.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Don't do that. That doesn't win anything. I know the
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: emotions are there. And then she, like, I don't think
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: she'd ever had a man not arc back up at her.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I took a step away from the issue and said, like, No,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: this isn't... We can resolve the problem, but we're not
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: doing it this way. And ever since then, we've never
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: ever yelled at each other ever again. Yeah. I've raised
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: my voice by accident when I didn't think I have,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: but apparently I have. He's like, hey, don't you fucking
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: yell at me. But I think there's never ever an
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: appropriate time to yell at someone in a relationship if
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: you love them.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: No, yeah. And then in terms of conflict resolution, I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: would say, you know, if you're having an argument or
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: a disagreement with the person you love.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Something that you got to try and do is stop
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and think this isn't, you know, we're not against each
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: other here.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: We love each other.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: You know, we're not against each other here. Let's try
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: and separate ourselves from the problem. It's us two against
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: the problem. And so if you can kind of think
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: of it like that, then it's a lot easier to do.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I would say with Beth and I, when it comes
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to conflict, like we've had disagreements. We've never had huge fights.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: We....
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I just like, I listen. She's good at articulating things.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: And so if I just, it's pretty rare that I
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: would say something and then she says that that hurts
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: her feelings and tells me why. It's pretty rare for
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: me to be like, that's invalid. I'm quite often like, oh,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: that makes sense.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: And that's how it usually ends like that.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: So I think some people just aren't open to listening.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Which is unfortunate for a lot of people in relationships.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I also just hate fighting. Like, I just don't like it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Neither do I. I just hate it. I think, like,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: it's fine to fight in a relationship, like, here and there.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, 100% it's fine.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: It's just, like, I think when the fighting becomes, if
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: you're in a heated argument and you're thinking, like, I
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: fucking hate this person, and there's, like, a sort of
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: a vendetta or your mindset is I need to win this,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: that's when there's an issue. But if you're just, like, no,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I feel this way, you feel that way, and there's
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: a disagreement, I think that is perfectly healthy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: You're allowed to disagree on things, too.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, 100%.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: You are allowed to disagree on things.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: You're not the exact same person.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: But I want to reiterate that you really need to
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: break up with this guy because it's the beginnings of
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: a very controlling relationship. And once again, when a man
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: yells at a woman, he is taking advantage of a
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: power trip because that is scary for a woman inherently.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: So it is not fair.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: And if you're thinking, I don't know if you said
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: anything like, oh, he's a nice man or whatever. He
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: wants you to stop getting PT'd by a male because
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: he only sees women sexually.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: And he thinks that... So, he's basically, in a way,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: saying that, like... So, it makes him uncomfortable because, number one, he's, like,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: very insecure about it, right? But it's making.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Like, what it is.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Is it kind of not saying, you know, if you
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: keep getting PT'd by this guy, like, he just wants
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: to fuck you.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: And so, but.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: what he is then saying is I'm with you because
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Want to fuck you.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Well, he's saying any woman in the world I look at,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I just want to fuck.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: That's what all men think. Yeah. Which is wrong.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: And I know we've been on the record saying guys
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: and girls can't be best friends, but like, we actually
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: have had a few baddies comment from past episodes being like, no, no,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: it works for us, work for us. And then I've
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: replied being like, oh, look, I mean, if it works
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: What's the best friend, but this is also a professional thing.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: If I'm a PT and I'm PTing a woman, There's
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: not a single thought in my brain that I want
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: to fuck her.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: He also, you know, you've stopped hanging out with the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: small amount of male friends that you did have, right? Now, look,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I know Odie and I are on the record saying
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: guys and girls can't be best friends. I still think
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: it doesn't work.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Out often, right?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: But if Beth had friends.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: That are guys, right, before we met, a platonic thing,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Give a fuck.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: If she wants to hang out with them.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Like, that's fucking insane. It comes back to the controlling thing, too,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: because when you get isolated, making the decision to leave
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: is more scary because you have no one. And he's
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: isolated you from everyone.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what he's doing. Oh, my God. You need
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: to get out of this. You need to break up
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: with him.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Give us an update. You have to break up with him.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: All right, my turn. I'm 19, and I've been seeing
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: this guy for about six months. We're not officially boyfriend
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: and girlfriend, but we've basically been acting like it. We
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: sleep together, stay at each other's houses, see each other
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: most weekends, and I've met his friends and family. The
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: problem is that a few weeks ago, I found out
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: he had slept with another girl while we were seeing
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: each other. When I confronted him, he said that because
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: we were never officially together, he technically didn't do anything wrong.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: I was obviously hurt, but I decided to give him
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: another chance because I really like him. The part that's
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: making me feel insane is that he now gets jealous
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: whenever I talk to other guys and has even questioned
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: me who I'm texting, while still refuses to actually make
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: things official with me. Then last weekend, I went out
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: with my friends and ended up kissing another guy.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I haven't told him because technically we're still not together,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: but I feel guilty because I know he'd be furious. Now,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I'm stuck because part of me thinks I have no
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: right to be upset about what he did if I've
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: technically done the same thing. But another part of me
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: feels like there's a massive difference because I only did
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: it after finding out he had already slept with someone else.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Do I tell him what happened and risk ending everything
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: we have or keep quiet because we were never actually exclusive?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: And at this point, should I even be trying to
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: make this relationship work when he clearly wants all the
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: benefits of having a girlfriend without actually calling me his girlfriend.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Like, I'm so sorry.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to just like be so mean and honest
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: right now. I understand these things can be hard. You
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: can think you have something, but you genuinely have nothing.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I'm so, so sorry. Read back the dilemma you just
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: sent and pretend it's one of your friends sending a
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: dilemma to us. And then you're listening to Odi read
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: that out. And you're just thinking to yourself, What the
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: fuck are you doing? Have some self-respect and leave this guy.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm sorry.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I understand these things are going to happen, right? And
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: it's going to happen all the time. But like, it's
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: very annoying when someone sends in a dilemma like that
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: and you've been so like manipulated or, I don't know,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: just maybe love bombed.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: And then and then manipulated.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Like he's full telling you, like I did nothing wrong
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: because we weren't technically technically together. And then you're like, okay,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: well I'm hurt, but whatever, I guess you're right. Like, no,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: that's fucked up. And then you're now like, Oh, like,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: do you want to fucking be on your deathbed? Or
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: do you want to think about this? Would you want
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: to be a mom and have your daughter be Be like, oh,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: this is what this guy's doing, but I really like him.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Should I give away everything we have.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Or should I leave? And you're going to be like,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: what the fuck's wrong with you? Would you want that
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: guy to be the fucking father to your children?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Do you want to tell your children when they ask you,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: how did.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: You and dad meet? Oh, well, this happened, this happened,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: this happened. No, you're going to fucking lie.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: You don't want to lie about how you got with
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: your fucking future husband.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Exactly. You know what I mean? I'm sorry.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: You need to like have way higher respect for yourself
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: and fuck this guy off.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I couldn't agree more.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: And showing empathy. She's young. She's dumb. This is what
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: happens when you're young and dumb and you've never loved before.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: But like Jake said, think about... For love to work,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: you have to be one, be confident in yourself. Two,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: be confident in the other person. This motherfucker doesn't know
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: what he wants. You don't know what you want. And
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: you're not showing yourself self-respect.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's very, very... it's hard to hear.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Like when those things get read out it's hard to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: hear and here's the thing right it's like the difference
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: between the dilemma I read and the dilemma Audie read
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: is like there is so this girl is actually like
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: she's been on and off with this guy but like
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: they're dating dating right even though they've been on and
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: off and then he is like practicing this guy it's
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: like he's practicing like a sort of I don't want
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: to say I don't think it's coercive control I don't
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: think that's it I could be wrong I would love
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: for someone to correct me in the comments but like
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: To be fair, I guess we said to her, like,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: get out of that fucking relationship.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: But, like, you're not even in one. It's hard.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: It's hard.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: It's hard. This one's, like, just manipulation.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: And it's, like, because I'm struggling to articulate what's in
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: my brain.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Try.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: When you love someone and, like, let me think about this.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Here, let me say something while you think about this.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is what I was going
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: to say, right? But. This is me going back to
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: being mean. And I hope I'm not making you cry
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: or anything, but I'm just trying to be super brutally honest.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: This guy doesn't love you, right? Because if he did,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: you would be together, right? He wouldn't have slept. Like
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: you would have been fucking dating within a couple months
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: of seeing each other. He wouldn't have slept with someone
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: else because he would have been like, no, I really
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: like this girl and I want to be with her
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to ruin that, right? So that's
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: one thing to think about.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Or that's basically where I'm getting with this. Like when
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: you know you know, And you'll do everything in your
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: power and a good person, a good man will do
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: everything in their power to make that relationship work because
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: they're falling in love. You don't just go sleep with
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: someone because, oh, we weren't exclusive. fuck off then yeah
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: if you like someone you don't sleep with someone else
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: yeah it's very simple there's no like oh we didn't
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: actually put a title on it so i did nothing
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: wrong that's when you say fuck off you dumb cunt yeah.
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: Like dead set like if someone says to you oh
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: i didn't actually technically do anything wrong because we aren't
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: officially dating i know we've been like hanging out for
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: six months and i'm getting all the girlfriend benefits on
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: a fucking like little situationship fucking, what a payslip, whatever
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: people say with their little.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Acronym or their little fucking metaphor about it. It's like,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: how about fuck off? Go experience the male loneliness epidemic,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you fucking loser.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Go have a cry. Go be alone.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Go get broken up with every girl because you're just like,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: I don't ever want to put a label on it.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I don't ever want to put a label on it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: And now I'm so lonely and women hate me.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: And why do women hate me? I'm such a good guy.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: How about take a look in the.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Fucking mirror, you loser. For fuck's sakes. It's so annoying.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And it's sad that you have been, as a result,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: affected by this guy, this man's poor actions.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: But you just need to step up and be like, no,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I deserve better. You're way better off being alone, not
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: dealing with any type of this shit at all. So
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: much better.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Be alone and, yeah, respect yourself much higher. Go tell
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: your mum about this. See what she says.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: She's going to be like, oh, sweetie.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, sweetie.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: This is how you learn. This is how you learn.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Baddies, we are back with Oddy's VC. Yeah, let's go.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: What's that, Jake? Oddy Venture Capitalism. Yeah, and it's eventuated
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: from Oddy's Shark Tank, where Jake came to me months
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: and months ago with business ideas, and he hit on
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: week two with some type of divide in a bed.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: We've landed on the name The Bed Divider.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Somebody actually commented somewhere. I didn't go reply to it
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: because I was like, fuck no. I just like came
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: on my phone. Someone was like, I fear this is
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: a thing already.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Surely, nah. There's no way. No, there's a, remember how
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I brought to the pod one week and there was
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: a company called like Bed Border.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the thing on the outside.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: On the outside. There's nothing on the middle and there's
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: no technology out there. We'll patent that shit when it
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: comes out.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Actually, that border thing that you found, I actually think
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: it's cool.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Off that's competition what are you talking about that's.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Not competition they're not dividing us yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: But i feel like they're in the bad game we
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: should do is actually we should get this idea right
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: yeah what we should do is we should make this
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: idea we should trademark it and then sell it to
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: them for a couple mil make a quick buck.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah we'll give sarah her 30 you're.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: All about a quick buck uh we're in for the
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: long run yeah quick buck quick fuck.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I know about a quick fuck, I do. Yeah, you
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: do know about a quick fuck. How do you know?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Because I've asked Cassie. Oh, yeah. So, baddies, as Jake mentioned,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Sarah is not actually a part owner in this. She's
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: just helping us out. She is the baddest baddie who
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: won the competition about a year ago, and she's been
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: working in the background on making this bed divider happen. So,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: we're just going to give her a ring and catch
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: up with her and see where she's at with it.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. Hello.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Sarah, how are you going?
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: Good, thanks. How are you guys?
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: We're good. We're excited. We're very excited. First things first
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: is how did you go in handball?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: It was good. We came fourth out of the seven teams,
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: which this is the first time New Zealand's got a
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: team to the Oceania champs, and I think the first
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: actual Oceania champs.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, that's pretty good.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: We got smacked by Australia, though, which.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Sucks, but.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Let's go! We are good at sports, to be fair.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: We love that.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and actually, Australia is training for the Olympics because
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: when you're hosting in, I think, it's 2032, you get
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: a free entry for the handball team.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, do you get a free entry if you host?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: That's such a scam. I mean, no, think about World Cup.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: They get a free entry. If they host. True.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: And they never do well.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Well, up Australia. Is there.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Before we move on, actually, what is New Zealand's national sport? Rugby.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Rugby. Rugby, yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: They are good at rugby.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: What's the team called again?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: What's the team called again? It's the All Blacks, mate.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: No, what's the... The Haka. Is that what it's called?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: How do they go? No, they do that.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do the Haka at the start. Yeah, I
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: used to love that as a kid. I thought it
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: was scary as fuck.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Hands down, biggest aura moment for any sports team ever.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: across the entire world is like, it would be so
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: scary to be facing them when they do the Haka.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, what are we going to do now?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: We don't have anything. Anyway, sorry, Sarah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Actually, when we versus Tahiti in our third, fourth final,
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: they started with one and it was incredible to see.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Did you guys do one? Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: We didn't actually do one. But we opened with a
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: waiata and closed the ceremony with a waiata, so like
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: a song. Yeah, the Tahiti team opened, started the match
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: with a haka and it was just incredible to be
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: standing there having them facing you doing that.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Did you win? Did you beat them?
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: No, we were up by like six in the first
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: half and then they came back in the second half.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: So it worked. Yeah.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: It worked.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: They got in your head. They got in your head.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Well, Sarah, have you been listening to the pod and
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: our feedback we mentioned on one of the episodes to
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: your diagrams?
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: Of course I've been listening to the pod.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Imagine if she just goes, no, I haven't been listening. Yeah. Well, firstly,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: thank you very much for the drawings. They're very detailed
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: and good. And we landed on either the magnet with
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: the cushion or the rope. We've kind of combined those
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: two ideas, the rope and the ratchet, into one. One idea.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: What did you think about those two? Yeah, I loved it.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: I was kind of on the same line with thinking
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: it was going to be those ones. The proper ones,
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: I wasn't thinking it would work, but I added it
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: just in case you were like, actually, this is how
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: it could.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Good idea with the ratchet, eh? Yeah, the ratchet is brilliant.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: And we had one sort of advancement maybe. It came
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: to me when I was falling asleep one night. Development.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: My girlfriend was sitting next to me and she was
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: moving around. Kicking him. Kicking me. Choking him. Pulling the dude.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Literally choking me. Literally choking you. I had this thought
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: when I was fucking dying. I was like, how can
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I solve this issue? And so I think Jake and
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I love the ratchet idea.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Because with the magnet and the cushion thing, That idea
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: kind of worked with we have to sell our own sheets, correct?
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Pretty much.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: To slit the magnets in. So that one's a bit like.
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think there would be a way to attach
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: the magnets that isn't selling on cheap but i think
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: it would be a bit more complicated.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Yes yes yes but my i set it on i
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: don't know if the episode comes out because the way
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: we do things is like it's.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Just it's just a pillow bit around the.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: The ratchet yes so it has came out that's my idea.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah and And actually, Steph Price commented on, I think,
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: YouTube suggesting the same thing on the episode before.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: So you're stealing Steph's idea and claiming it is your own,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: you dog.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Hands down, organic idea. You liar. Hands down, organic idea
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: from my brain.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Liar.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: 100%. What do you mean? I had it before the
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: episode was published. Coincidence, I think not. If Steph posted
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: a comment. Before that, nah. We don't know it was before.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure it was different.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I thought it was organic, but maybe it was
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: one of those times where you see something and you
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: think it's your own. It says you. I'll say something
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: and then two hours later, you'll be like, I've got
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: an idea. I fucking already told you about it. It
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: went after me, mate. This is about you, not me.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: So, yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: So, to reiterate to everyone who maybe hasn't been listening,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: the idea is a ratchet strap that attaches to the
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: front and back of the bed. And then along the rope,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: maybe you can slide it up and down, is a
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: nice soft pillow. One, to create that divide. Two, also
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: can be used for sexy time. Ticks every box, Sarah.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: What do you think? Any issues?
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: I think it's great. And I remember in one of
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: the episodes, you suggested a three-part one that you could
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: actually fold over as well instead of having to slide
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: it through the rope.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: That was Jake, yes.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: So I'm thinking let's Add that in as well.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: I like it.
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: And then you've got the pillow, but then you can
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: unfold it as well into, like, a three-part thing.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I like it. It'll be great.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is great. This is great.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Also, can this at any point, like, could this double
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: as one of those things that keeps your fitted sheet
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: on the bed? You ever get really annoyed with the
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: fitted sheet, like, kind of, like, flicks up over one
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: of the corners?
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: That is a great idea.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, there we go.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here, because Odi probably was going to
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: steal that in about two weeks.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I was about to say different issue. We'll fucking solve
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: that later. It probably would keep, because it's so tight
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: on the middle, though. It might just keep it from moving. Okay.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: We'll see what happens.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: And then if we get one and it doesn't fix
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: that issue, you know what?
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Fuck it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: We'll fix that issue while we're at it. I do
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: know a company.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm just thinking, is there a way to add
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: a rope thing that goes around the corners then with
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: it that keeps the corners down?
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Just rope the whole bed. Yeah.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Mummify let's just wrap a bed in glad wrap and
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: just not use it let's do what old people do
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: with their lounges they put plastic around the thing and
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: just be like you're not allowed.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: To sit on it put that on our girlfriend's side
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: be like you can't sleep there yeah yeah the floor
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: there's a floor there all right so this is where
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: we're a little bit stuck Where do you want to
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: go from here, Sarah?
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Making sure it's still fun, you're enjoying it, you're enjoying
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: your time, part of the bed divider team. Oh, 100%.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I'm enjoying it.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Awesome, awesome. Okay, that's good. That's tick number one. So
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: we're thinking a prototype probably is the next step.
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: Yep, sounds good.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Would you be happy to initiate the build process? Yeah,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: of course.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: In the next two weeks, I actually have a bit
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: of a study break so I can focus more on
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: getting this prototype done.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Bloody oath, send us a bill.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Perfect. Fucking oath.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: We'll pay you. Sarah didn't want to be paid last time.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: She's like, we'll wait. Nah, you got to take money. No, no,
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: she does. But she didn't want to be like paid
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: last two weeks ago. She's like, we'll wait to get
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: the final product. She's there for the long run. Right, okay.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I like it. The commitment. Yeah, the commitment.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: Well, I didn't want you to think that I was
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: just going to come up with some ideas. You pay
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: me and then I'm done. Oh yeah, I'm done now.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: So I was like, I'm waiting for that to get
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: to the prototype.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: To be fair, even if you did and then we
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: took your idea and made money, all we had to
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: do was pay for the idea.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: That is true. But no, I feel like this has
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: been a great group effort and... Not really.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Sarah did most of it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: I feel like.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: You came up with the idea, mate. That's a good point.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: That's a good point.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: We wouldn't be here without Oddy's idea for Shark Tank,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: my idea for the business and then Sarah's ideas for
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: making it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: There we go. Team effort. And then, Oddy, I guess
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: we could get the product working and then would you
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: be willing to test it with your partner?
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I figured I'd do. So I'd make it,
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: test it and then... find a way to somehow get
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: it to you guys as well so then you can
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: let us know.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Would love a voice message from your partner like a
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: zero input from us just what he thinks about it
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah I will let him know it'll be
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: the first review yeah yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: I am partly worried because I realised planning all of this.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: This is not helpful for me though, because I really
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: like to be able to lean over and just have
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: my kid.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: On the floor.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: We're helping him.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: I'm like, what am I actually planning against myself?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes. But sometimes in relationships, you've got
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: to sacrifice your partner. And this might be one of
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: those times. Yes, you guys can do 50-50 with the
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: bed divider, without the bed divider.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll leave it there, Sarah. We'll text you some details.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: And if you have any questions as well about the
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: finalization of what we actually... think of how this could work.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: We'll make that happen. But firstly, thank you very much
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: and we'll talk to you soon.
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, look forward to it.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Perfect.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Have a good day.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: See you.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Sarah's a weapon.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited for this because Beth's been, ever since,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I, I think I told the
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: story about Henry eating his hair. Ever since then, Beth's
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: been too scared to let him, to keep him in
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: his crate. She's just like being a bit of a
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: worrywart about it, right? And so he's just been chilling,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: sleeping on the end of the bed.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Henry, I can, do you reckon, now you've just said that,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Henry's a fucking little brat. He's probably ate his hair
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: to do exactly what Beth's doing.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Fuck her, right? Anyway, sleeps in between her legs or
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: maybe something like that. So if he's sleeping in between
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: her legs, she sleeps like a triangle.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I have dead set. We have a king
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: bed at the moment.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I genuinely have this much space. And to everybody that's
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: just listening, it's like 300 millimeters.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Bro, I'm telling you, like when I'm older, or next
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: time I, why do beds last so long? Like 10
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: years or whatever.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: They can last as long as you want them to last.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: True, but we have like an expensive, shout out to Koala.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: They have this actually great bed. Good bed. 10 out
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: of 10 bed. I might hit them up for when
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I move out of my parents' place. I want two
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: king singles next to each other. How big of a
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: space between? I don't even care because the way a
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: bed like- No, Odi, don't. That would just totally make
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: our idea useless. No, but that's a $ 3, 000 idea. Oh,
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: our idea is like one bed instead of two beds.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Ours will be hopefully $ 89. 99. Obviously, it's going to be $ 69.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: 99.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: True, true. And also, guess where else you can buy it?
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Depends on materials.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: You can buy it at Adair's, Meijer, David Jones. Maybe
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Kmart can pick it up.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: We don't know this. Now, fuck Kmart. That is dropship stuff.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: An adult shop. An adult shop.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I like that. Let's start there. I want to be
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: one of those people. You know, back in the day,
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: how like when you had a product, you'd just go
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: into like, A general shop and be like, hey, I
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: sell the bed by now. Do you want to stock
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: it for me? I can get you 50 units.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Let's start doing that with sex shops.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Baddies, it's time for comments. If you want to get
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: a comment read, simply comment on the episode you are
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: listening to. I've got episode 41. He's so fucking hot.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Ella Hopeskin. Okay. Thoughts on the bed divider. I think
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: the magnets could be tricky to wash in the machine
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: if sewn into the sheet. Magnets in the washer or dryer,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: question mark? Nah, good idea. All right, but I don't know.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Unlucky for you, you haven't listened to this episode yet,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: so we've got an even better idea. I got YouTube,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: episode 42, all men want is sex. Ashley Allen. Hey,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: so I found you guys through your Throne of Glass recaps.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Hectic.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your respect for each topic you discuss from books
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: to submitted questions. You maintain empathy while deep diving and
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: providing advice.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: It is powerful.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't really have any empathy this fucking week. To
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: the girl, such anyone being pressured by your partner. I've
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: been with my now husband for 10 years. I have
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: my own hangups around intimacy due to PTSD. He has
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: never pressured me for more, even when we go through gaps.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: There are men out there that will understand whether you
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: have a diagnosis or not. There are men who will
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: stop mid hookup just because you asked them to. Do
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: not settle for a man who makes you feel pressure
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: to do anything you aren't comfortable with no matter how
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: long you have been together.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Very well said. That was in relation to someone's partner
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: wanting to have sex with him five times every week.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: That was last week's dilemma.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Five out of seven.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Two weeks ago. Bro, that pissed me off too. Oh,
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: All right, baddies, it's time for one of you to
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: sign off the episode. The link will be in the
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: description and we can call you and ask for a
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: riddle or a quote or you can tell us a joke.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: You can do whatever you want. Literally. Jake, today, who
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: are we going to call?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Brady. And we're actually... This will be the second time
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: we call Brady because I believe we called him once
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: and he was driving.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he said he couldn't pick up his notes. Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: That's all right.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: We'll fucking.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: We'll give Brady another try, see what happens. What if
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: it's like Brady that we.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: There's two men that we've called. One of them we
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: needed to call back.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Was it Brady? We're going to find out.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: We're about to find out.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I know Brady's on Patreon, but... Legend. I see his name.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Hello, this is Brady.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Brady. It's Odie and Jake from the Relatables podcast. We're
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: calling you back.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, hey. How's it going?
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Really good.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: I'm doing good. I'm doing good. How are you, boys?
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: We are.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: We're doing very well. And we were actually conversing before
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: we called you, and we were wondering if... we've called
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: two men in the last couple of months, right? One
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: of them we needed to call back because they were
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: driving and we were wondering if it was you it
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: was not me that's all right any of anyway do
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: you want to start the episode again.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Who was sure i'll give it a go yeah no.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: No no yeah brady you're on patreon.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Buddy yeah i'm patreon yeah.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I see where are you from i see your comments
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: I'm in Perth. Perth? Hell yeah. Let's go. The men
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: in Perth like us, eh? Yeah, we need to go
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: to Perth. Yeah, we do, eh?
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: You do. I think you need to do a live
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: show here.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Scary, Brady. Wait, Brady, what would you want to see
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: at a live show?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Because we're like mad scared to do it because we've
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: been to live shows where they're like really funny. So
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: we think, oh, a live show needs to be funny,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: needs to be like entertaining, blah, blah, blah. What would
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: you want to see at a live show?
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: I guess it's just like a live podcast like you
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: guys just being you guys and just doing your thing.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: And I'm sure you can get some crowd interaction involved. Yes.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: We'll call you at the end, Brady. We'll get Brady
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: on stage.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get him up.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Keep signing up.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I can get on stage with
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: your voice next to mine. You've got a deep, sexy voice.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Are you like 6'7? You sound tall. Yeah, how tall
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: are you?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: I am actually 6'7. Fuck off!
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: No, you're not. You're not coming on stage with us, Brady.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: How did I guess that? You're lying.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jake. Jake, you can stand in between me and Odi. No. No, bro.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Imagine Brady's like 5'4. So, yeah, I'm 6'7.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: 6'7.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: No, we've got to meet Brady. Brady, are you single?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: I am figuring it out.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, Brady! Let's find Brady a lady!
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: He's 6'7!
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: That would be Perth's segment.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: Find and love Brady. Shit. I gotta say, Brady's not
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: looking for a lady. He's looking for a man.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: He's looking for a man. That's alright. We can help
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: you with that. Yeah, we can help you with that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Sorry for assuming. No, we can help you with that too.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Even with your limited male audience?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, mate.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: If they're listening to us, at least they're hopefully healthy.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: They're probably good men. Six, seven.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, six, seven.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Go do the hand thing.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry. So, yeah, sorry for putting you on the spot again,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: but are you happy to sign off the episode with
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: a riddle, a quote, anything you live by again?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I found my notes from when you last
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: called me and what the riddles I had prepared.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: So, I guess we're going with another riddle.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: You made us laugh. I remember that comment.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's go. Okay. All right. It's another dirty one.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Sorry.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: You are a man.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: You are a man, Brady.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: It's all right.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: to get me up. I get wet before you do.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: What am I?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I got this.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: A tent. Oh, thanks.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: The poles thing.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: As soon as you said it, I was like, oh.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: As soon as you said tie me down to lift
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: me up, I thought I'm done.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: I've got this.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't have that idea. Well, Brady, thank you very
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: much for saving the episode.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Thank you for the call. It's been great.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: And we'll see you in Perth, hopefully.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: We've got your number, Brady, so we'll be calling you
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: to meet up.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Can't wait. Thanks, boys. Have a good day. You too.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: He'll just have to wear some flat shoes for you, mate.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to get some heel juice. What are
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: you talking about? I'm going to have to get stilts.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Six foot seven. It'd be so funny. He's definitely six, seven,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: but like live show, get him up, have a full segment.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: And then like, he's not six, seven. Six, seven deep voice.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: I guess that off his voice. I swear to God,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: if he's ripped, I'd walk off. We've talked to two
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: men from Perth who we've met through the podcast, haven't
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: met Brady in real life. How tall is Harry? 6'5.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: 6'5.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: What's 12 and Harry? What are they eating? Harry has
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: a deep voice too. What are they eating in Perth?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Harry has a really deep... What's in the water over there, bro? Yeah,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: what the hell? It's the desert heat. Get some, bro.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: It's not really the desert. I thought it was. Is
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: it considered... No, it's not. Everyone in Perth just lives
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: on the water.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Bro, you can have a desert that meets the ocean.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Can you?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Doesn't it kind of go the opposite of a desert then?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Desert means like Desert. You can have desert that meets
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: the water. Let us know below. And then while you're
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: doing that, baddies, on YouTube, we are going for 50,000 subscribers.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Be sure to sub, hype, like, comment. Thank you very much.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: And stay bad.