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It's Friday Eve! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.18.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Now, something completely different.
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  Now, let me, um... Let me type this in. I have
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  two keyboards in here. This is confusing. Serious
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  music for addressing a topic about someone's
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  bad house. up here in the club. So, I have spies
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  everywhere. For some reason, this music is called
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  Paper Cup Morning. All right, let's see what
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  this is. Oh, perfect. I have spies everywhere.
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  Including on my former jobs. I have one or two
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  fire of the bone. a few people in. I wish Anthony
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  Minotti, the voiceover guy, would reply to my
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  voicemail, but I get it. You're working for John
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  Brennan. You gotta be in your best behavior.
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  There's a saltine cracker. I get it! And he's
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  probably also doing his job. Hey, can you help
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  me with the logs? I don't know how to do logs,
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  but I'm the program director and the operations
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  manager. But I heard a report unknown as Michael
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  Kelton. He's not doing too well. I heard that
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  he had a second and third stent to put in his
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  heart. And then I talked, I heard that from somebody
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  that worked there. And then I talked to a few
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  people I know that listen. I do care about Mike.
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  Do I like Mike Kelton? No. He's a backstabber.
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  But do I wish ill will on somebody that has a
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  13 -year -old daughter lost my parents at a very
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  young age. So I'm going, or not my, God, don't
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  let me manifest that. No, I lost my dad at a
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  very young age. So I take people being second
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  or fifties very seriously. And let me tell you,
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  all ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Mike
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  Kelton, I heard you have been airing on air.
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  I heard you have been discussing the fact that
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  you're not really taking this seriously, that
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  you don't want to change your eating habits.
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  Mike Elton, I have a memory that I tell a lot
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  of people. We were on the cruise in 2016, and
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  we were walking up the stairs going back from
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  the port. From, I think it was Mexico, back to
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  the port. Maybe it was St. Thomas, I don't know,
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  Granter or something. And you were out of breath,
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  dude. You were walking up the stairs singing,
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  No, no, no. You were... ever said Mike Kelton
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  nobody lives forever but you're going to be 55
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  years old and you're not the most healthy guy
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  and because I'm a nice guy even though you backstab
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  me and you're a fake friend you're still Amanda's
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  husband you're still Juliana and Joey's father
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  you're still the brother of I think his I forget
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  his brother's name and you're still the uncle
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  I forget his name You're still the best friend
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  of Pete's. And you're still the boss of Mike
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  Olivero. And you're still the boss of... Oh,
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  I don't do a lot of responsibility with you,
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  dude. As much as I can't stand the man, I also
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  do love the man by hating the man, if that makes
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  sense. I mean, I do hate the man in general.
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  But that's like metaphorically. Well, Mike, you
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  make probably a million a year when it's all
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  said and done with endorsements. You love to
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  say, I make more than the president. But Mikey,
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  listen to me. Listen to me very carefully. You
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  have all the resources. You don't have to eat
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  crappy healthy food. Someone like me, if I want
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  to go on a diet, I got to go to Aldi's and get
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  cheese and bacon and all that. Michael Kalka,
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  you make a million dollars. You got that nice
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  big kitchen that's bigger than my apartment.
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  Probably. Or maybe closer. Maybe go, hey, babe.
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  I really don't feel like dying by 60. I want
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  to be able to see Juliana graduate high school.
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  I'm being serious. Because I'm not a dick. Oh,
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  I just got a funny alert. So supposedly, this
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  is all rumors. supposedly in Tampa Bay, Dignitary
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  Kava Bar, is potentially getting bought out.
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  And I just got a text message from Dignitary.
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  We miss you here. Let me turn it down. We miss
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  you here. Come by for 20 % off. Man. The mighty
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  are falling. I've already fallen this morning.
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  I would suggest you take care of yourself. Now,
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  you don't have to listen. I mean, I don't really
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  care about my opinion. But you say you don't
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  care about my opinion. Yeah, you listen to everything
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  I say. Mike, take care of yourself. You got a
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  daughter. You got a son. You got a whole family
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  here. Just be good to yourself. Our life is short.
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  And you could be dead at any moment. I could
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  be dead at any moment. But when you're getting
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  stun on your arm... That is not exactly it, dog.
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  All right, we'll be right back. Hang on. Here
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  is Nicki Minaj saying she regrets her ungodly
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  lyrics. Like in the Roger That remix when you
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  said, flow so tight as a D and a B. Music scene
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  is very demonically organized. Stop it with the
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  demonic words. That's what every conservative
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  says. She's on this terrible podcast, Bryce Crawford.
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  Crazy stuff that happens in there. Can you kind
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  of tell me a little bit about that? Well, it
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  sure isn't driving people to God. It's driving
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  people to want to plow you. I used to think she
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  was so pretty, but when she opens up her mouth,
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  it's like, shut up. It definitely isn't making
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  people want God more. It makes the girls say,
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  oh God. It focuses on the worship of... of material
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  things. Yeah, so then take back all the money
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  you've ever made from rapping about your butthole.
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  And start over. All the residual checks you gave
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  from Anaconda and Only and all the songs, just
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  return it. And we all play a part in it. I've
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  played a part in it, of course. You're an annoying
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  woman. I guess I feel a sense of responsibility,
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  too, a lot. You should! You represent the movie
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  Idiocracy. The time is because a lot of the stuff
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  that I was rapping about, I didn't, you know,
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  I was so young too, I didn't realize that there
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  are young people listening to it. Yeah, you know,
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  there's 13 -year -olds hearing about anal sex.
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  It can't be right. How it could probably make
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  them make certain decisions. Yeah, you know.
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  That wasn't, you know, really thought out. Whatever.
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  I don't think you're thinking much of it. And
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  now you're trying to change your past. You still
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  married a thug. Well, I'll never forget that.
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  We are going to turn now to Sean Combs' 2028
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  prison release. It's now moving up. And I've
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  got our... I never know what to call him. Sean
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  Combs is a daddy, is a puff daddy, is a loser.
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  Criminal defense attorney here, Bernardo Villalona
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  with me today. break this all down. Bernard,
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  it is good to see you here. So people are searching.
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  They want to know when is his new release date?
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  Yeah, so the Can't Hold Me Down rapper is now
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  expected to be released on February 23rd. The
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  way she said that, it feels like she's siding
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  with him. 2028. So originally it was supposed
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  to be in May of 2028, but he's been able to shave
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  off time from his sentencing. You know what?
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  I never want to hear anybody complain. We need
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  equal rights to women. And then we allow this
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  coward This loser is essentially getting away
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  with it. I mean, yeah, he's serving time, but
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  he should have got way more time. The problem
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  was they were trying to attach him to charges
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  that were unrealistic. And then you're already
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  pushing the date back? Man. Being an original
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  lead must be really nice. Various reasons. You
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  know, he was convicted of transporting people
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  here to engage in prostitution. We know. And
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  worse, but they just had terrible charges. What
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  reasons would justify an early release? Uh, I
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  don't know, cause he's got money. Well, in terms
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  of what reasons justifies an early release, you
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  gotta think that it's the Bureau of Prisons that's
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  making this determination. Yeah, you know, he's
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  probably a good guy in prison. Probably a nice
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  ceremony. I'm not saying he's a good guy in real
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  life, but I'm sure in prison he's fun to be around.
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  Not the judge. So in terms of what factors are
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  being considered are number one, how much time
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  has he already served? All right, Bill. If you're
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  gonna already get only three years, let him serve
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  all three years. Man, I'm so sick of people.
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  What is this? Everybody here risks people. And
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  then things like this happen. But before being
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  sentenced, he had already done about a year.
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  So he gets credit for that. All right. He gets
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  credit. Yeah, scumbag! Burn him! That's how I
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  feel about him. The other day, Satisfy You by
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  him and R. Kelly came on my Spotify, and I was
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  listening to it, and I felt so... I can't lie.
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  Diddy made a lot of good songs. The power made
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  me listen to, like, Cassie or Danny Kane, and
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  you hear him talking in the background, and he's
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  just making it about him. But he's a loser. He's
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  a loser. Bailey Beamer on Call Her Daddy saying
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  if she was dating Justin Bieber while he was
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  with Selena Gomez, which we all know he was.
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  Your husband was in a very public relationship.
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  Kids, people were obsessed with the idea of them.
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  People were confused on the timeline you're talking
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  about. There is no timeline. We know she's a
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  side chick. She wanted to marry him. I just wish
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  side tricks would be honest with themselves.
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  Yeah, you ruined marriages. Yeah, you're, but
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  just embrace it. If you're gonna do it, at least
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  be honest about it. That would be appreciated.
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  Is he a homewrecker? You are a homewrecker, honey.
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  So, I guess my question is, Haley, were you ever
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  with Justin romantically at the same time as
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  her? No. You're lying. Rihanna, you went back
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  and forth. But her mood's probably too much for
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  his immaturity to handle. And you probably really
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  brought the ruckus in bed. But you're a sidekick.
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  You'll always be one. Not one time. You're lying.
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  When him and I started hanging out, like... Okay,
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  let's just put it this way. Ah, yeah, you're
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  lying. You're trying to think of what to say.
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  When him and I ever started, like... hooking
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  up or like anything of that sort he was not ever
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  in a relationship yeah you're lying you ruined
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  a relationship so why would you be honest i don't
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  even know why alex cooper would ask like why
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  would you trust her she's a side chick ever at
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  any point we don't believe you why because you're
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  always gonna be a side chick that is all your
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  reputation all right oh geez vice president jd
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  vance insisting that the white house has been
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  transparent about the epstein investigation no
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  it hasn't there's millions of pictures of trump
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  with epstein and there's no way in hell that
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  nothing happened oh because it's their guy everybody
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  else involved with the Epstein case is guilty.
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  But Trump, he was just there playing back, Jack.
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  He actually appeared on The View this morning
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  with our - Yeah, it was Jacqueline Hens went
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  after him. Ladies, and was pressed on a New York
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  Times report that he was the leading voice behind
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  the scenes at the White House, calling for the
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  release of all the Epstein files. I was listening
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  to Howard Stern say that nobody was allowed in
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  this serious accident building because J .D.
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  was there. You're a douchebag! Which small the
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  energy, you're not that important. He used to
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  tweet about how he didn't like the president
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  and now he got his mouth all over him. Your mouth
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  all over him or whatever. The Times also reporting
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  that Vance floated the idea of having Tucker
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  Carlson interview Elaine Maxwell to make clear
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  that the president had nothing to do with Epstein.
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  Oh, totally. Where's Steven? Was rebuffed. What
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  I disagree with is the idea that the White House
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  wasn't committed to full transparency. Shut up!
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  You guys took like three weeks to release it.
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  And everything involving the TRUMP was oversold
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  and not in the friggin' logs. Shut up. Remember,
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  like, I was inside the room when some of these
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  decisions were made. Yeah, and you guys protected
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  your boys, is what it was. The Epstein Files
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  Transparency Act, the one that the president
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  signed, the one that led to all these files that
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  we're seeing, the emails. By the way, again,
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  sorry, do I have to defend my boss? I know you
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  guys don't always appreciate this, but... Here's
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  your monster. You're whipped by him. You're a
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  bitch. You know, one of the things you see in
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  the FC emails is that Jeffrey Epstein hated Donald
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  Trump. Yeah, because they were former friends.
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  It doesn't mean deadly squad. You can hate somebody,
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  but still have hung out with them. Yeah, I hung
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  out with Pat and Aaron at 95 .3 WDAE. I mean,
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  I like them. I think they're just terrible. I'm
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  just saying, you can hang around with somebody
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  and... not be their friend and still be involved.
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  Savannah Chrisley says her dad loves her new
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  boyfriend but does not like the age gap. And
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  here's Ted Cruz being asked about Justin Trudeau
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  dating Katy Perry. Here it is. Hey, I've got
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  a very cheesy question for you. What do you think
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  about Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry? Well...
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  Get out of here. I'll take this coverage. You
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  know, there's an old phrase of out -kicking your
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  coverage. Which I think is the stupidest thing
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  Ted could have said. First of all, he's a loser.
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  And second of all, Justin Trudeau, I'm not into
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  men. I gotta promise you that, Ted. I'm not into
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  men. But Justin Trudeau's a very good looking
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  guy. You're just jealous. You're probably dating
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  someone that's your beard. I totally get a little
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  weird vibe. Shut up. I think Justin's managed
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  to do something. Hell yeah. Man, Ted Cruz is
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  such a douchebag. I know all the men are going,
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  he cares about us. None of them care about us.
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  The sooner you learn that, the better. All right,
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  so there's that, and then there's this headline
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  I'm very passionate about. I could not believe
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  that Ohio, I actually couldn't believe it, but
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  I could believe it, that Ohio got rid of the
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  thing that is known as hemp -derived drinks.
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  Who cares in this short lifetime if somebody
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  wants to get really high off of THC drinks? A
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  temporary restraining order from a federal judge
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  means intoxicating hemp can go back on the shelf.
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  Hell yeah! To live in Ohio, you're going to be
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  intoxicated. For now. For now. What a stupid
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  battle. You have all these problems in Ohio.
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  But hey, let's fuck as I wait. News 5's Remy
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  Murray spoke with a group fighting to repeal
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  the law that banned the products altogether.
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  It's been a long, hard -fought battle. Starting
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  at 11 Tuesday morning, Bryn Zimmerman says hemp
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  -derived THC drinks will be back at Saucy Brew
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  Works in Cleveland's Ohio City. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
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  you get sus. After a federal judge temporarily
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  blocked enforcement of Ohio's new hemp licensing
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  law. Think of all the important things you could
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  do to fix Ohio, but this is what they focus on.
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  We bring jobs back here, people's choice back
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  here. It was the fastest -growing product I'd
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  ever seen in a beverage since we've been open,
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  so it's pretty exciting. Back in March, we told
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  you Ohioans for cannabis choice didn't collect
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  enough signatures to repeal Republican -created
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  marijuana restrictions. The Republicans that
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  should get high! And a total ban on intoxicating
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  hemp products. As a result, Senate Bill 56 went
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  into effect across Ohio and hurt Zimmerman in
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  dozens. I love Zimmerman. He follows me on Instagram.
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  I follow him. He's a good dude. Business owners.
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  They're paying jobs all left. Taxes all left.
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  Consumer choice all left. And all the things
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  you could be working on in Ohio, you think you're
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  focusing on a hemp drink? Who cares? What about
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  those? Who cares if someone works at a factory
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  and wants to drink a hemp drink after work? What
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  does Mike DeWine do but sit in his office? Your
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  customers, did they, I mean, how did that go?
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  Some of them were very upset. I can imagine.
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  Some of them didn't think it was real. Even with
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  these challenges, Zimmerman says his company
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  and nine others refused to give up. Hell yeah,
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  Zimmerman. I live parasocially through you on
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  Instagram. I like your posts and I like your
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  twisted EDM music, but good job, dude. Keeping
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  the fight going. So they filed a lawsuit against
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  96 county and municipal prosecutor's offices.
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  There you go. Good job, Zimmerman. I'm proud
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  of you. There's a lot of douchebags in Ohio,
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  but you gave me hope. Oh, yeah. It's all right
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  now. But first, before we get into the show and
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  the madness unknown as happy hour, we got to
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  press this button. All right. I hear it. Mm -hmm.
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  Oh, yeah. Hands down. Back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Brian Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
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  rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to
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  Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
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  Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
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  Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan
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  Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. No, no, no, no. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's gonna
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  start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Boom. The
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  semen was so big. And now, something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Oh yeah, what up? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your
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  host, R .I .A .N. Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856
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  -499. 4, 6, 7, 7, 3. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.
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  You can always email me at RyanHobbyRadio at
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  gmail .com How are you guys doing today? It is,
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  you know, Friday Eve. It's always a good vibe.
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  It's always exciting. As I said yesterday in
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  the beginning of the show, if I may quote Black
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  Eyed Peas, because I can't play the copyrighted
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  version, the politically correct version, not
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  the terrible version. Let's get it started in
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  high. Let's get it started in here. By the way,
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  I got my Yeti cup of German coffee. So I'm going
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  to be feeling it. When I tell you I'm going to
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  be feeling it, it's going to be absolutely positively
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  out of control. I'm going to be filling it so
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  much, let me do this right here where we play
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  the Cuban music while I drink Cuban coffee. Got
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  my Cuban coffee here in the Yeti cup so it doesn't
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  spill. If you got your coffee next to you, or
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  whatever you're consuming, alcohol, THC drink,
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  any drugs, whatever you're doing. All right,
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  let's sip this together. Yeah, daddy. Oh no,
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  I said that. Maybe because it's Father's Day
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  right around the corner and my dad's dead. I
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  love making people uncomfortable one time. People
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  will be like, oh, what are you doing for Father's
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  Day? And I'll be like, oh man, dad's dead. And
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  like, I'm so sad that my dad's dead, but you
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  kind of become numb to it. And that everyone
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  around you is so uncomfortable. They're like,
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  I'm so sorry. It's fine. I mean, it's not fine,
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  but it's fine, you know? What am I supposed to
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  say? Oh, yeah. Doesn't this music make you want
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  to just party in a club with some hot ass Latino
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  women? Sit down, my love. Anywho, we got so much
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  to do today. Let me do one more sip of coffee.
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  Just one more. God, this coffee they made in
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  the break room is phenomenal. Mm -hmm. Well,
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  let's see here. Starting to show off like Steve
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  Dahl. Just got in slow motion, but he's still
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  listening. All right, let's see here. Let me
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  do it. Mm -hmm. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,
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  only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Two messages.
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  Ryan! Yellow! Why do you care about Mike Kelton's
• 24:26
  health? I don't know. Because I'm a nice enough
• 24:28
  person. Next message. Ryan. Ryan! I'm glad finally
• 24:36
  someone brought up Kelton's health. He really
• 24:40
  needs to take care of himself. Ah, there. The
• 24:46
  income. Yeah, I got a lot of response off the
• 24:48
  little segment I did yesterday. Which, that was
• 24:51
  heartfelt. I was busting balls, but it was also
• 24:53
  heartfelt at the same time. That's how talk radio
• 24:56
  works. All right, I don't know what's going on
• 24:58
  here. Soulja Boy got kicked out of Kaisenot Streamer
• 25:04
  University in Atlanta. Soulja Boy's not allowed
• 25:07
  in the building. Oh my God. Somebody come in
• 25:10
  here. Yeah, Sonja White, man, he was so cool
• 25:13
  like 19 years ago and now he's just like kind
• 25:16
  of a joke. I love his music. Speakers go hammer,
• 25:20
  bammer, bammer, bammer. Bam, there he is getting
• 25:24
  kicked down. Oh, Sonja White. His biggest accomplishment
• 25:28
  was he got to bang Lisa Ann. Him and Bow Wow.
• 25:33
  Chud the Builder's Bond was revoked. What a loser.
• 25:38
  It's almost like karma hit you for being a stupid
• 25:40
  racist. Floyd Mayweather is facing two felony
• 25:47
  charges after using a fraudulent check to purchase
• 25:49
  a watch for $200 ,000. I thought he was so rich,
• 25:53
  though. He was just on a Ryan Clarks podcast
• 25:56
  bragging about how much money he has. Here is
• 26:02
  this literal dickhead. He's figuratively a dickhead
• 26:07
  and literally a dickhead. Known as Rick Scott.
• 26:09
  He is so obsessed. Listen, do I think Kanye West's
• 26:13
  anti -Semitism is cool? Not at all. I have many
• 26:16
  Jewish friends. I have many Jewish mentors. A
• 26:19
  lot of my radio influences and people in media
• 26:21
  are Jewish. So I do not stand anti -Semitism.
• 26:25
  I'm atheist, so that's what you got to believe.
• 26:27
  Blah, blah, blah, blah. Trying to cancel Kanye
• 26:31
  West's concert is the stupidest thing ever. Why
• 26:34
  is it stupid? It's because it's bringing money
• 26:36
  to the local economy. And yes, he said horrible
• 26:39
  things about Jews. We are aware. We were all
• 26:43
  there hearing about it on the news, hearing about
• 26:45
  it on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. But here's
• 26:47
  the difference. Is he said he's sorry? And as
• 26:51
  everyone loves to use as an excuse, oh, he's
• 26:54
  mentally ill. Here's Rick Scott calling for a
• 26:58
  boycott of Kanye West shows. I love how Florida
• 27:01
  has so many problems. Nonstop construction. And
• 27:07
  whatnot. But hey, canceling a rap show is what
• 27:10
  matters. He has since debunked that. Not defending
• 27:28
  it because I don't like when he does that. But
• 27:30
  he has since said sorry. He sells sweaters. He
• 27:36
  doesn't anymore. Maybe in February 2025. With
• 27:40
  swastikas. Are we going to go off of February
• 27:42
  2025? That would be like critiquing Elon Musk
• 27:45
  about Doge. It doesn't exist anymore under Elon.
• 27:48
  He's anti -Semitic. Well, I mean, that is true.
• 27:51
  He's at a public venue. Yeah, you know, the one
• 27:54
  that's going to be making people money. With
• 27:57
  two sold out shows and all the concession stains
• 28:00
  and all the bars and damn it. There's not that
• 28:04
  many bars, maybe strip clubs. But I'm just saying.
• 28:07
  All the businesses surrounding the area. But
• 28:09
  it's about Rick Scott. Virtue signaling. Shut
• 28:15
  up. They're taking tax credit dollars, including
• 28:17
  Jews in Tampa. They're paying for this, and so
• 28:20
  it ought to be canceled. Nobody should buy a
• 28:23
  ticket. But aren't you usually racist against
• 28:28
  people and treat people badly? But no, you're
• 28:30
  a bum. Shut up, Ray. Kiss my ass and enjoy it.
• 28:35
  You probably would. You and Charlie Crist. Just
• 28:40
  see where you're coming from. Maybe I'm in the
• 28:42
  minority. I'm Jewish. And I actually feel like
• 28:44
  that canceling Kanye shows could backfire. No,
• 28:48
  no. I'm glad someone finally said it. It was
• 28:51
  Rick Scotch used to everybody kissing his ass.
• 28:55
  A lot of people are running with the conspiracy,
• 28:57
  the anti -Semitic conspiracy that Jews control
• 29:00
  everything. They control institutions. And I
• 29:03
  think the show is canceled. That's actually a
• 29:06
  really good point. And Rick's like, crap. when
• 29:09
  you see it on his face. He's like, damn it, someone's
• 29:10
  making a good point, and it's a millennial. Might
• 29:13
  give them, like, quote -unquote proof, and then
• 29:15
  they'll run with that and say, see, this is what's
• 29:18
  happening here. What do you think about that?
• 29:19
  Ah, what a good question. I think he's honest
• 29:21
  about it. We all have to stand up. All right,
• 29:25
  Eric Scott. Get this! Well, we figured out, you
• 29:29
  know, sex trafficking. No, no, not a rapper.
• 29:33
  You're a loser! By the way, this is kind of sad
• 29:38
  news. The suicide rate amongst the African -American
• 29:42
  community is at an all -time high. That is not
• 29:47
  good. Keke Palmer asked Ciara and Russell Wilson
• 29:54
  to play matchmaker for her. Doesn't she have
• 29:59
  Sean now from the Chicken Wing show? Most important
• 30:02
  piece of the interview, what I'm about to ask
• 30:04
  right now. I heard y 'all are good at matchmaking.
• 30:11
  Oh, yeah. I get her plant. Oh. Oh. You're so
• 30:17
  high. I don't want to be a matchmaker. You got
• 30:19
  Sean. Isn't it Sean Evans on there? Oh, there
• 30:23
  you go. It's the cackling hand show. I'm Rick.
• 30:29
  I'm going to go back to Rick Scott for a second.
• 30:30
  I'm Rick Scott. I'm smarter than you. Shut up.
• 30:34
  You're a douche. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's
• 30:41
  856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHappyRadio.
• 30:47
  You can always email me. RyanHappyRadio on gmail
• 30:50
  .com. Here's a woman. I mean, there's this new
• 30:55
  trend of women that are hot as hell. Sometimes
• 31:00
  they have their seatbelt on. Sometimes they don't,
• 31:04
  but they do these selfie videos where they're
• 31:06
  sitting in the car talking about men. Eating
• 31:11
  habits. Here's a woman saying all modern women
• 31:14
  are gold digger prostitutes. It's not that I'm
• 31:17
  a gold digger. It's not that I want to take advantage
• 31:19
  of men and spend all their money. No, you don't.
• 31:22
  It's not that I don't have my own money. It's
• 31:24
  that I want a man to look at me and literally
• 31:27
  be sick at the thought of me having to spend
• 31:30
  my own money. Yeah. It's because your father
• 31:33
  never loved you. Or you're a brat. I want a man
• 31:39
  to think of me as so precious that he just wants
• 31:43
  to spoil me. He just... Oh, yeah, I don't want
• 31:45
  to spoil you all night. Bye -bye. Yeah, you got
• 31:50
  to watch out for those women. No, I'll break
• 31:52
  your heart. It's being in a breakup. Here's a
• 31:56
  woman saying that women hate when you instantly
• 31:59
  agree on the idea. Oh, breakup. Oh. Mm -hmm.
• 32:03
  So living separately is great. I don't think
• 32:05
  you should move in with a partner beforehand.
• 32:07
  Yeah, I've done that twice. It kind of speeds
• 32:10
  up the process. I think moving in is very good.
• 32:12
  Mm -hmm. Because it tells you how the relationship's
• 32:15
  really going to work out. That's fine. I wouldn't
• 32:18
  want to. Bye -bye. Weird that you had that little
• 32:22
  take and switch. That was a weird podcast. But
• 32:25
  yeah, I've seen it. I've heard it before where
• 32:27
  a girl's like, I think I want to break up. And
• 32:29
  you're like, I heard my friends be like, oh no,
• 32:31
  I think that's a good idea. And the woman's like,
• 32:32
  wait, no, no, no, no, we can make it work. They
• 32:35
  like the power trip over you. Here's a woman
• 32:39
  talking about the stigma over attractive men.
• 32:41
  Even when you see a guy that's very good looking
• 32:44
  at a party and stuff, women's first thought is
• 32:47
  like, yeah. I've been in groups of friends where
• 32:49
  girls are like, oh, but he's good looking. He's
• 32:51
  probably a dude, sure. Guys, I'm sure when you
• 32:53
  see about the groups of women you're around,
• 32:55
  you're talking about yourself. There you go.
• 33:02
  Cackling hen podcast. There you go. It says there's
• 33:10
  a video here of a woman doing another car selfie
• 33:13
  video. I don't know what's going on with these
• 33:15
  car selfie videos, but it's a woman saying that
• 33:18
  social media has ruined men's dating experiences.
• 33:22
  Social media has ruined the dating experience
• 33:24
  for men. You don't say. And honestly, it's because
• 33:28
  these women have their expectations so high.
• 33:30
  If he wanted to, he would. Your boyfriend is
• 33:33
  23. He shouldn't be buying you designer bags.
• 33:36
  Yeah, you know, we got neon. Telling a generation
• 33:39
  of women, you gotta buy him a Birkin bag. Expensive
• 33:44
  meal. And for your rent. Y 'all cannot seriously
• 33:47
  expect men who, A, you're not married to, B,
• 33:50
  under the age of like 30 to buy. Man, this is
• 33:52
  one of those hot pieces of ass that's selling
• 33:54
  your life down. With this mindset. I use things
• 33:58
  like homes, cars. Yeah, I hear your name. The
• 34:03
  problem is, there's a happy medium, because you
• 34:06
  do got to take care of your woman. But they got
• 34:10
  to be taking care of you. Now, if you're doing
• 34:12
  all the work and helping them around, but all
• 34:16
  of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 34:18
  they're not helping you out, that's no good.
• 34:23
  If you're buying a woman things, they got to
• 34:25
  at least at the very minimum be putting out.
• 34:28
  Because if you're not, Like this headline, the
• 34:31
  importance of sex in a marriage. If your partner
• 34:34
  can go months without having sex with you, that
• 34:37
  is a serious sign that they do not love you anymore.
• 34:40
  I agree with that. I've had this discussion with
• 34:43
  everyone in my breakups. I don't quite say it
• 34:48
  like that. The problem is if you start a relationship
• 34:53
  and you're barely getting one, that's one thing,
• 34:58
  okay? Fine. Whatever. But if you're in a relationship
• 35:03
  and I don't know. Say you start off getting laid
• 35:07
  all the time and then you stop getting laid.
• 35:09
  That's a problem. But if you start off the relationship
• 35:11
  not getting laid on her, then that's just her.
• 35:14
  When somebody truly loves you, they naturally
• 35:17
  desire you. Yeah, there's nothing better. You
• 35:20
  know, man, I get prostitutes and obviously there's
• 35:22
  men out there that are rape women that are losers.
• 35:24
  There's nothing better than when the girl gets
• 35:26
  naked and you're like, she kind of wants me.
• 35:29
  Not out of obligation, but from genuine attraction
• 35:31
  and impulse to be close to you. Yeah, you can
• 35:35
  get close to me all night. There's research that
• 35:37
  supports it. Studies show that sexual frequency
• 35:40
  is strongly linked to relationship satisfaction.
• 35:43
  You know what I'm saying? Man, there is nothing
• 35:46
  better than when you get your rocks off and you
• 35:48
  go in the shower and you're like, oh yeah, I
• 35:50
  just got laid. Here's a woman discussing why
• 35:54
  women use you. I'm going to tell you why some
• 35:57
  women use good men. And this is another one of
• 35:59
  those cars on the videos that are taking over
• 36:02
  the world. And I'm telling you this as a woman
• 36:05
  because you deserve to hear it from our side.
• 36:07
  The nice guy. Available. Reliable. Always comes
• 36:11
  through. He listens. He shows up. It's unfortunately
• 36:14
  been me. I've been the nice guy. And now I'm
• 36:19
  a loner bad boy. He shows up. He genuinely cares.
• 36:21
  And that is exactly what makes him the easiest
• 36:23
  target in the room. Here's the mechanism that
• 36:26
  nobody explains. A good man with no boundaries
• 36:29
  doesn't read as kind to her. Yeah. She reads
• 36:34
  as someone that she can use. And when all her
• 36:37
  other dudes aren't available, she doesn't let
• 36:42
  me be plowing them. He reads as unclaimed territories.
• 36:46
  There you go. You do realize you got to be careful
• 36:49
  out there. They're available to use you. Not
• 36:53
  all women. Just all of them. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 37:03
  Here's a woman talking about dating. Everything
• 37:05
  I have taught you up to now has been leading
• 37:07
  to this place. The polarity, the leadership,
• 37:11
  the presence, beast mode, sexual frame. All of
• 37:14
  it has been to ensure that you are her best option
• 37:17
  so that her attraction to you stays high. But
• 37:19
  even with all of that, you cannot succeed without
• 37:21
  this final piece, which is your willingness to
• 37:24
  walk. Yeah. Sometimes you gotta pull the plug.
• 37:29
  There's this dude I know in the comic community
• 37:31
  who's in a really tumultuous relationship. She's
• 37:35
  just crazy. She's always using him. And he came
• 37:42
  up to me like, I don't know, three years ago.
• 37:44
  He goes, I'm the authority on breakups, I guess.
• 37:47
  And he said to me, hey Ryan, I'm possibly gonna
• 37:51
  dump this girl. What should I do? I said, you
• 37:53
  need to pull the plug. I said, the faster you
• 37:55
  pull, I said, you're going to miss her. You're
• 37:56
  going to go through heartbreak. But I said, the
• 37:58
  longer you're with her, the more you're going
• 38:00
  to have a hard time, you know, getting over the
• 38:02
  heartbreak. And what did he do? He stayed with
• 38:05
  her. And now he's dealing with the consequences.
• 38:10
  I may be a jackass, but I'm usually right. I've
• 38:15
  been through a lot. Every woman says she wants
• 38:21
  a good man, but... Every woman says she wants
• 38:24
  a good man until she meets one and realizes she
• 38:28
  is not equipped to handle him. Yay, now they
• 38:31
  want the bad boys that chew him out and spin
• 38:33
  him up. Which is why Morgan Wallace is so popular
• 38:37
  in the club. A good man is not convenient. He
• 38:40
  does not bend to accommodate chaos. He just goes
• 38:45
  there. And I don't know. You see this thing where
• 38:48
  all these... You see all this stuff where they
• 38:54
  think they want a bad boy, but then they're 20
• 38:56
  years on, and they're past their prime, and they're
• 39:00
  getting a lot of stuff. You see them? You see
• 39:04
  that trend? Yes, you got to watch out for that.
• 39:06
  You know what trend never hurts your feelings?
• 39:09
  It was your right hand. All right, here's a woman
• 39:14
  saying how to slide into DMs. Got any advice
• 39:17
  for DMing girls on Instagram? If she doesn't
• 39:20
  follow you, do not try to DM her. Oh, man, I
• 39:23
  made that mistake. She'll literally never see
• 39:26
  it. It will go into this hidden folder called
• 39:29
  the requested DMs. If she doesn't follow you,
• 39:32
  she'll never see that message that you sent.
• 39:35
  Yeah, I need to learn that lesson. But if she
• 39:37
  does follow you, I would try engaging with her
• 39:40
  profile first, like a couple of her photos or...
• 39:44
  Yeah, like two of them. The ones with the boobs.
• 39:48
  Like her stories. Yeah, it's a lot of work just
• 39:53
  for heartbreak, you know? Russell Wilson says
• 39:57
  he has been very proud to be the son of Future
• 40:00
  Junior. Yeah. As decent as a rapper his future
• 40:04
  is, he's a deadbeat. A dead! And we all kind
• 40:08
  of know that. Colton Underwood said he's only
• 40:11
  hooked up with straight married men. That means
• 40:14
  they're not straight. The only way that I can
• 40:16
  think of to protect myself is I would only hook
• 40:20
  up with married men. Straight men. Oh, that's
• 40:23
  good. I know someone in the cabin community that's
• 40:24
  kind of grew up my ass before and stuff. Don't
• 40:30
  touch me. I married straight men. So that was
• 40:35
  like the only, that was sort of my rule. You're
• 40:40
  a predator, dude. That I would never break because
• 40:43
  I only, when I was in the closet. This is Colton
• 40:45
  Underwood who was on, what do you call him? I
• 40:48
  believe he played football and was on The Bachelor.
• 40:51
  That would be the only time I would ever hook
• 40:52
  up with men was if they were married. Man, he's
• 40:55
  a good, good guy. What class act as I burp into
• 40:59
  the microphone? Let's see here. So, Bonnie Blue.
• 41:06
  Oh, yeah, she blew it. Get it? Bonnie Blue went
• 41:12
  around saying she was pregnant. I didn't believe
• 41:16
  it for a second. It was like when Lily Phillips
• 41:18
  went around saying she was pregnant. And she
• 41:21
  was not. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
• 41:28
  girls, here she is saying she's not pregnant.
• 41:30
  Spring break is done, and I'm no longer going
• 41:32
  to need this fake bomb. Thank you for all you
• 41:35
  middle -aged dumb parents. What the heck? How's
• 41:41
  my rate rate? It's not only as a pay to the villa,
• 41:43
  the sunshine, but I owe that 100 million views.
• 41:47
  And you've banged over 100 million men, bro.
• 41:50
  A million pounds. That's what you care about
• 41:52
  is the views. You're that big. Here is Olivia
• 41:59
  Wilde talking about dating Alex or Harry Styles.
• 42:03
  I need to hear just your take on men date who
• 42:08
  are in positions of power, date younger women
• 42:10
  all the time. And everyone's like, and? There's
• 42:15
  no question. What do you think was so triggering
• 42:19
  to people seeing you dating a... that they deemed
• 42:25
  you the position of power. I don't understand
• 42:27
  why people judge the age gap. Now, if you're
• 42:31
  waiting outside the high school for them to turn
• 42:33
  18, that's a problem. But if they're 19 or 20
• 42:37
  and they're legal and they got the stamina and
• 42:41
  they got the energy, that's fine. I mean, obviously,
• 42:45
  everyone knows that I love women, especially
• 42:49
  cougars, because they're better in bed and the
• 42:51
  post -sex conversation's better. Sit in my lap.
• 42:59
  Just saying. And the older woman, like what was
• 43:03
  it there that you think was upsetting to people?
• 43:05
  Oh man. I don't know. It really did upset people
• 43:09
  though. Oh man, they're all losers. They're all
• 43:12
  living parasocially through you, judging you
• 43:14
  like hags. The resentment, the suspicion of you.
• 43:19
  Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It, It was crazy. I don't
• 43:24
  know how much I understand it yet. That's one
• 43:27
  of the factors that I never really felt like
• 43:31
  I fully... I don't... It was only a 10 -year
• 43:33
  age gap, too. And trust me, Harry Styles was
• 43:38
  getting a lot of pleasure from it. No. I mean,
• 43:41
  I know it... I know that it has existed for a
• 43:45
  long time in our society. Like, I understand
• 43:47
  it had very little... Whatever. It ain't that
• 43:50
  deep. Unless he's deep. Faison Love was arrested
• 43:53
  for contempt of court charges. I hope he was
• 43:57
  able to fit in the back of the squad car. Nick
• 43:59
  Swardson had surgery to remove his appendix.
• 44:02
  Mm -hmm. Delirium from Guillermo, whatever his
• 44:06
  name is, from Jimmy Kimmel will be joining Dancing
• 44:09
  with the Stars. Don't worry, he's nice. And a
• 44:12
  little John says writing a book helped him process
• 44:14
  his son's death. And then here's this dirty rotten
• 44:18
  one. Mm -hmm. That has to make everything about
• 44:22
  her. I love these women out there. I don't need
• 44:25
  the man. And then. All they talk about. Is the
• 44:33
  man. It's quite hilarious. Ashley Sinclair. Saying
• 44:40
  her relationship with Elon Musk. Well you know.
• 44:45
  She got that dopamine. When she got the message
• 44:49
  from Elon, she was like, jackpot. Didn't really
• 44:54
  think ahead about him being a deadbeat. Now,
• 44:56
  did you? Mm -hmm. Not at all. All right, here
• 44:59
  we go. How'd you guys meet? He slid into my DMs
• 45:05
  on Twitter. Wow, you sound so defeated. By the
• 45:09
  way, why'd you think he'd be a good dad? Mm -hmm.
• 45:12
  Maybe he didn't even think that far ahead. But
• 45:17
  I'm telling you, You claim you don't need the
• 45:19
  man. You claim to be this feminist. But that
• 45:23
  all you talk about is the man. So unfortunately,
• 45:25
  you need the man. How'd you end up with a kid?
• 45:32
  Is that Don Lemon? Oh my God, he's starting to
• 45:34
  age. So we met originally when we did an interview
• 45:39
  with the Babylon Bee. I've heard of that. And
• 45:42
  we just continued a relationship. Yeah, you saw
• 45:47
  the power in the money. My clock's starting to
• 45:52
  tick. I'm still young, but this is my jackpot.
• 45:56
  I wonder if Elon Musk is good in bed. If he brings
• 45:59
  the rockets. Or if he lays there and is like,
• 46:03
  you should be grateful to be with me. From there
• 46:07
  and then. Almost a year later, we decided to
• 46:10
  have a child. That's a smart idea. Totally worked
• 46:14
  out, didn't it? That's the karma of being a clown
• 46:19
  chaser. No prenup. Nope. No getting married,
• 46:25
  idiot. First thing too is, so we had mutual friends
• 46:29
  who had also been to his house. I'm sure that
• 46:32
  house is real small. And they all like, Describe
• 46:38
  to me when they went into his house, they had
• 46:39
  to sign an NDA. I, you know, when you have to
• 46:45
  sign an NDA to go into a house, you're probably
• 46:48
  hiding something. And by the way, Ashley Sinclair,
• 46:52
  usually girls with the name Ashley Sinclair are
• 46:56
  crazy. I mean, with the name Ashley. By the way,
• 47:02
  you claim you don't need the man. And then all
• 47:05
  you talk about is the man. So unfortunately,
• 47:07
  you need the man. Today on TMZ. Okay, I guess
• 47:21
  you could say it's kind of slim pickings in the
• 47:24
  jelly roll household. Oh yeah, you know, he's
• 47:27
  going to regret leaving Bonnie X out. Yeah, she's
• 47:30
  a former prostitute. We all know. But she had
• 47:35
  your back then when you were a fat loser. He's
• 47:40
  filing for divorce. She was with him before he
• 47:43
  was famous. She did a lot for him. But she did
• 47:45
  way too much for him. And now we're going to
• 47:49
  hear about how she thinks she was the reason
• 47:53
  he succeeded. That's what happened with my exes.
• 47:57
  They tried to take credit because they taught
• 47:58
  me something. But I'm the one that did it, bitch.
• 48:01
  Should he stay out of obligation? She held him
• 48:04
  down. I feel bad. So he should stay with her
• 48:06
  for the rest of her life? Don't forget, this
• 48:08
  guy had a baby a week before he got married to
• 48:10
  Bunny with another woman. OK, one baby. That's
• 48:14
  actually kind of bad. Yeah, she was definitely
• 48:17
  planting the seed and knowing he was going to
• 48:20
  be successful. Brooklyn Beckham. Man, he really
• 48:27
  made me mad today. He is doing a DoorDash campaign,
• 48:30
  sort of like unveiling what's wrong with his
• 48:32
  family. It's a long story. Yeah, here's the thing.
• 48:36
  Brooklyn Beckham, you stupid nepo baby! The thing
• 48:41
  is this. You only get one dad in life. Now, was
• 48:44
  I close to my dad? Not at all. But I would do
• 48:48
  anything to have my dad alive. And that is something
• 48:51
  I'm being honest about. We were not close at
• 48:54
  all. But I still wish he was here. You know?
• 48:59
  Get out of here! It is outrageous that this boy,
• 49:04
  who decided to say... He really is a boy. He's
• 49:07
  a douchebag. Oh, man, that Cuban coffee's starting
• 49:12
  to, you know, pump me up. How terrible my parents
• 49:15
  are to me, and now I'm going to sit on the couch
• 49:16
  and profit off it? I don't think so. I love that
• 49:22
  hot piece on our summer tunes here. So... Kim
• 49:25
  Zolciak maybe has the best sugar daddy ever because...
• 49:29
  Oh, yeah, you always need a good sugar daddy
• 49:31
  when you're a townless woman. Apparently, her
• 49:33
  new boyfriend is paying for her personal psychic.
• 49:37
  Oh, yeah. She totally won't cheat on you. Let's
• 49:44
  see how that works out. I just... What? I don't
• 49:47
  know. Happy Hot Topic! Zendaya is putting her
• 49:53
  wedding ring on display. I love how they were
• 49:56
  so mad at their personal hairstylist for announcing
• 50:00
  it. And then what happened? They were like, oh,
• 50:06
  we didn't get married. And then all of a sudden
• 50:10
  they're like, yeah, we got married. After her
• 50:12
  husband, Tom Holland, confirmed the two had indeed
• 50:14
  tied the knot, the Marvel stars step out for
• 50:17
  another photo call for their new film, Spider
• 50:19
  -Man, A Brand New Day, in Amsterdam on June 17th.
• 50:23
  All right, there you go. Tom Holland is just
• 50:26
  such an interesting kid. I can't tell if I like
• 50:29
  him or not. I don't think he would care about
• 50:31
  my opinion either way. Happy Hot Topic! In Couture,
• 51:05
  Jolie plays a filmmaker diagnosed with cancer
• 51:07
  and during filming, the Oscar winner, whose mom,
• 51:10
  Marceline Bertrand, died in 2007 at 56 after
• 51:14
  an eight -year battle with ovarian and breast
• 51:16
  cancer, wore her mom's ashes around her neck.
• 51:19
  Angie continues, It got us into the conversation
• 51:21
  about the gene and maybe if they have it and
• 51:24
  how medicine's changing or how we live or all
• 51:26
  the many things that could happen and not to
• 51:29
  be afraid. She added, All of us go through something
• 51:31
  in life. All of us are being challenged in one
• 51:34
  way or another and all of us have choices to
• 51:36
  make about how we approach that. The Mr. and
• 51:39
  Mrs. Smith star also mom to Maddox Pax. Yeah,
• 51:42
  Mr. and Mrs. Smith was that movie that ruined
• 51:44
  the marriage of Brad and Jennifer. I really should
• 51:52
  have put that under side check news because that's
• 51:54
  what she knows. Dancing with the Stars is adding
• 51:57
  another celebrity to its season 35 roster. ABC
• 52:01
  announces on June 17th that Jimmy Kimmel live
• 52:04
  star Guillermo Rodriguez will be joining the
• 52:06
  cast of the competition. He's the only reason
• 52:08
  to watch Jimmy Kimmel. He's so adorable. I do
• 52:14
  hope you're hungry because McDonald's has some
• 52:16
  big news. We're first going to throw it back
• 52:18
  to the 60s for this one. Oh, yeah, turn it up
• 52:26
  in a clump. Elephant on high trees. Ah, it is.
• 52:30
  And don't be surprised if you meet Big Mac and
• 52:34
  Big Cheese. Man, that's a fever dream if I've
• 52:38
  ever seen one. I have a fever dream listening
• 52:41
  to these morons. There's some mushrooms on that
• 52:43
  one. McDonald's announced yesterday that they
• 52:46
  are bringing back those beloved fried apple pies.
• 52:49
  They were first introduced in 1968, later replaced
• 52:52
  with a baked version in the 90s. The nostalgic
• 52:55
  dessert will return for a limited time. I thought
• 52:58
  it was there the whole time. I'll be honest,
• 53:01
  we had one of the apple pies from, what's it
• 53:04
  called? What is the place called? Checkers. They
• 53:11
  came by work yesterday. Oh, it's so good. I had
• 53:14
  like three of them. Happy Hot Topic. Colin Gosselin
• 53:21
  is speaking out about feeling silenced. Yeah,
• 53:24
  you're a dirty rotten hag of a mom. To be honest,
• 53:28
  it makes me appreciate my own supermom. The 22
• 53:31
  -year -old son of former reality TV stars John
• 53:33
  and Kate Gosselin announced on Instagram he's
• 53:36
  releasing a book October 13th titled In the Shadow
• 53:39
  of AIDS. Yeah, this is sad. Surviving the reality
• 53:43
  of my childhood. On Instagram, June 17th. Guilty
• 53:46
  to their reality shot reality. Colin shared the
• 53:50
  cover of his memoir, clarifying. This is not
• 53:52
  a story for entertainment. It is a story to instill
• 53:55
  responsibility into everyone. To advocate and
• 53:57
  speak up against abuse and justice. It's so funny
• 54:00
  how back then we all judged John Gosselin for
• 54:03
  cheating on her. But who wouldn't cheat on Kate?
• 54:05
  She's a dumb broad. and the exploitation of children.
• 54:08
  I not only poured my heart into this book for
• 54:11
  my younger self, but for all who have faced unfair
• 54:14
  and outright heinous acts. I hope you're okay,
• 54:17
  man. Thank God for John Gosselin. I mean, who
• 54:21
  would have said that in 2009? But now we do.
• 54:24
  Happy Hot Topic! I didn't want to waste any second
• 54:29
  of it and I didn't want to be on set. Alicia
• 54:31
  Cuthbert is back in the spotlight. Oh my God,
• 54:34
  I had such a crush on her. The Every Year After
• 54:38
  actress is sharing insight into why she took
• 54:40
  a four -year break from acting before landing
• 54:42
  a role in Prime Video's new hit TV series based
• 54:45
  on Carly Fortune's popular book series. Cuthbert,
• 54:49
  who shares two kids with husband Dion Phaneuf,
• 54:51
  confesses during a June 17th appearance on Today.
• 54:54
  I realized, because I had worked all through
• 54:56
  the first four years of our first child, and
• 54:59
  it was really hard. Gosh, it is so fucking smoking
• 55:01
  hot. Hard, like, you know, to separate that mom
• 55:04
  from, like, the working person that I was. And
• 55:07
  so when we had our second, I just felt like I
• 55:09
  didn't want to waste any second of it and I didn't
• 55:11
  want to be on set. Cuthbert adds, I just felt
• 55:14
  like I needed to be at home with the kids and
• 55:16
  I enjoyed every minute. Mother of the year! The
• 55:21
  43 -year -old. Nothing to hear. Is best known
• 55:24
  for starring in 2000s films like The Girl Next
• 55:26
  Door and Oh, that freaking movie. Oh my God!
• 55:30
  I was like in fifth or sixth grade and I loved
• 55:32
  it. Can't tell you what it was about, but I loved
• 55:35
  it. I loved it for the acting. That's what it
• 55:41
  was. Load. Another music star starting a new
• 55:47
  chapter, Lil Nas X. I've been in rehab. I'm rooting
• 55:52
  for him. He's bipolar like me. And since he was
• 55:56
  probably unmedicated and had a manic breakdown,
• 56:00
  I'm rooting for him. For a few months. I'm doing
• 56:04
  better. I'm feeling better. I hope he got plowed
• 56:08
  or something to make you feel better. A rare
• 56:10
  return to social media. I can't play it because
• 56:12
  I got the music in the background, but he's doing
• 56:14
  better and he found out he's bipolar. So hopefully
• 56:16
  he takes his meds. Speaking of this loser. I
• 56:19
  see how much of this I have to skip over because
• 56:23
  of copyright. That is. Where do you want to go?
• 56:28
  You see yourself 15, 20 years down the road.
• 56:30
  We're sitting on top. That was mystical in 2001.
• 56:35
  Mystical facing a much different future. The
• 56:38
  rapper, whose real name is Michael Tyler, sentenced
• 56:41
  to... I'd call myself mystical, too, if I had
• 56:43
  that bland -ass name. ...the max. 20 years in
• 56:45
  prison after pleading guilty to raping a woman
• 56:47
  in his Louisiana home. All right, burned in hell,
• 56:50
  bitch. Mm -hmm. All right, what do we want to
• 56:54
  do here? We got so much news. I mean, Jelly Roll
• 56:59
  News, Ah, Jerk News, Olivia Wilde News. I have
• 57:03
  to organize this. But first, 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 57:07
  All right, let's do Jelly Roll News first. Okay.
• 57:11
  Does that work with you? Either way, I'm going
• 57:13
  to do it. You, you, you, you, you, you, you,
• 57:15
  you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
• 57:15
  you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
• 57:15
  you, you, you, you. Crowd goes tired, same old
• 57:28
  stunts, same borrowed fire Lip gloss sticking
• 57:31
  on your sleeve Talk too loud, then you won't
• 57:34
  leave You front like charm, but it's all talk
• 57:36
  Heavy boots on a tiny walk Bunny XO, girl you
• 57:41
  know He's a late fee everywhere you go He takes
• 57:44
  a place Then adds surprise Said that's just me
• 57:50
  With those same old eyes Go away All you need's
• 57:58
  a better day Jelly roll Go away Jelly roll Go
• 58:03
  away Jelly roll Go away She deserves more Plain
• 58:08
  and clear Jelly roll Go away Jelly roll Jelly
• 58:17
  roll Go away Go tank flash Little grin Same old
• 58:22
  mess you're dragging in Promise big time You're
• 58:26
  small, always first to blame the wall But listen,
• 58:30
  the same will show Tired of the yes -man glow
• 58:33
  She needs peace, she needs room Not your shadow
• 58:37
  in the room You take too much You give too little
• 58:42
  All that noise Just fits the middle Jelly roll,
• 58:49
  go away Jelly roll, go away But you need the
• 58:53
  best Jelly Roll, let her breathe, let her shine,
• 59:08
  let her have her own damn life. No more dragging
• 59:11
  through the door, no more begging for one more.
• 59:18
  Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll. Alright now.
• 59:30
  Happy Hot Topic! Ah, jeez. What's going on with
• 59:34
  this daughter? What is? Jelly Roll's daughter
• 59:37
  is speaking out amid her parents' breakup. In
• 59:40
  the news of her dad and stepmom, Bunny XO. Yeah,
• 59:43
  it's stepmom, not her parents. Was divorced.
• 59:46
  Bailey Ann DeFord reacts to the public's interest
• 59:49
  in what she considers to be a personal situation.
• 59:52
  She writes to her TikTok stories June 16th. I
• 59:55
  am disgusted at how invested everyone is in a
• 59:57
  very clearly private family matter. Here's the
• 1:00:00
  problem, honey. It says, your parents are very
• 1:00:04
  public. Your step -parents. About how I love
• 1:00:08
  them because they love each other. And then when
• 1:00:11
  they get a divorce, it's like, oh, we can't talk
• 1:00:12
  about it. Shut up. It's f***ing crazy. So there's,
• 1:00:17
  you know, she's 18 years old. And what I mean
• 1:00:20
  by that is that she thinks responding on social
• 1:00:23
  media is it. She just gave it more attention.
• 1:00:25
  No! Happy Hot Topic! No one asked for your opinion.
• 1:00:31
  Jelly Roll is making a change to his Instagram
• 1:00:33
  bio amid his split from Bunny XO. Country singer's
• 1:00:37
  social media profile suddenly getting an update
• 1:00:40
  this week amid news of his breakup from - Man,
• 1:00:44
  she's so friggin' hot. She's like trashy hot.
• 1:00:46
  Like, you know she would bring the rockets! She's
• 1:00:49
  in bed. His wife of nearly 10 years. While his
• 1:00:52
  bio used to feature the title Music Man alongside
• 1:00:55
  a lock and key emoji with Bunny's name - Oh yeah,
• 1:00:58
  you know she wanted that there. Now it just simply
• 1:01:02
  reads Music Man. So there's that. You should
• 1:01:07
  also read ass kisser at bird crusher. Shout out
• 1:01:14
  to that whole hospital. They literally got me
• 1:01:15
  on my feet. Jelly Ball needed a favor from a
• 1:01:18
  local hospital before his recent show. The singer
• 1:01:21
  shared in a June 11th TikTok that he recently
• 1:01:23
  battled an infection that ultimately landed him
• 1:01:26
  in a North Carolina hospital and how his tourmate
• 1:01:29
  Post Malone showed up for him during the difficult
• 1:01:32
  time. So I went to the hospital last night. Shout
• 1:01:34
  out to that whole hospital. They literally got
• 1:01:36
  me on my feet for the show. I was puffy faced.
• 1:01:39
  It was just bad, dude. The sinus infection. You're
• 1:01:41
  always puffy faced, dude. It's not like, oh,
• 1:01:45
  I was puffy faced this time, but wasn't before.
• 1:01:48
  You're always puffy faced. Man, now I'm all jacked
• 1:01:50
  up on Mountain Dew. They gave me a bunch of steroids.
• 1:01:52
  And while the Grammy winner is on the mend, his
• 1:01:54
  infection did have an impact on the duo's big
• 1:01:56
  ass stadium tour. He's so fake. He thinks he's
• 1:01:59
  like a nice guy. You're not. Or as he was only
• 1:02:04
  able to take the stage for the June 9th show.
• 1:02:06
  Whatever. That's what you get for seeing him
• 1:02:09
  live. You know? He is Anat, your friend. Oh,
• 1:02:14
  it's time for... Well, I had to look up the name
• 1:02:17
  of it because I couldn't do Taylor Swift news,
• 1:02:19
  you know? Because it's just... You know? It was
• 1:02:22
  copyrighted. Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Woo! You
• 1:02:31
  can put in so long of every name. You turn to
• 1:02:39
  the headlines and you watch the whole thing flow
• 1:02:43
  Always the victim post, always the perfect face
• 1:02:51
  You sign that little paper and you leave no little
• 1:02:57
  trace Always them, never you, never you It's
• 1:03:13
  always them, always them That's your favorite
• 1:03:15
  thing to do It's always new, always new, never
• 1:04:03
  you, never you. It's always new, always new,
• 1:04:07
  that's your favorite thing to do. I'm the silence,
• 1:04:10
  that's the pain, where the halo escalates. It's
• 1:04:12
  always new, always new, never you, never you.
• 1:04:16
  You love the crowd when you choose. You love
• 1:04:24
  the room when you choose a side. It's always
• 1:04:55
  them. It's always them. It's always them. Like
• 1:05:15
  any great love, it keeps you guessing. And that's
• 1:05:18
  definitely the case with Taylor Swift. Shut up.
• 1:05:21
  I don't know why people think they're really
• 1:05:23
  in love. This is going to be the greatest breakup
• 1:05:27
  ever. And Travis Kelsey's nuptials. A couple
• 1:05:31
  who got engaged last August have sent the rumor
• 1:05:34
  mill into overdrive. Oh, yeah. You know, he plows
• 1:05:39
  here in overdrive. With reports of a Madison
• 1:05:42
  Square Garden wedding. I wonder if fans would
• 1:05:45
  be allowed to attend. Mm -hmm. Avaganza on the
• 1:05:48
  horizon. Even New York City's mayor seemingly
• 1:05:51
  waited. I wish he could run for president. I
• 1:05:53
  know he's probably a sketchball. Mm -hmm. But
• 1:05:56
  he's better than boomer politicians. And so let's
• 1:05:58
  untangle all... I don't need to untangle. I don't
• 1:06:01
  really care. Mm -hmm. I don't really care. I
• 1:06:04
  don't know if you can tell. We got this new song
• 1:06:06
  in the clip called Olivia Wilde. Whoa! I saw
• 1:06:24
  you walking slow, black dress, dangerous glow
• 1:06:28
  Every head turn, you got that instinct Caught
• 1:06:33
  that confident grin, like you already know you
• 1:06:36
  win My phone's ringing, my hand, girl Step in
• 1:06:47
  closer now Make the whole room bow Tell me what
• 1:06:51
  you want I know what you want But leave me a
• 1:06:55
  while Thank you for watching. Hold up, wait,
• 1:08:25
  you've changed, you've gained one touch I don't
• 1:08:44
  know if you know this, but in radio, there's
• 1:08:46
  something called PPM. People, personal meter,
• 1:08:48
  whatever, where they do ratings. This is like
• 1:08:50
  the anti -PPM meter. You can't play an intro
• 1:08:54
  for three minutes. The key to radio is letting
• 1:08:58
  things breathe. That's when radio is good. If
• 1:09:05
  you don't let things breathe. Oh, yeah. That
• 1:09:09
  was cool how that happened. If you don't let
• 1:09:10
  things breathe, how are people going to listen?
• 1:09:12
  This is Joe Show. We got fake prank call time.
• 1:09:16
  Kiss my ass, Joe. Happy Hot Topic. One of the
• 1:09:24
  most things that I went through was that I was
• 1:09:27
  served papers on stage. Yeah, Jason Sudeikis
• 1:09:32
  has been in a lot of movies. And he has one of
• 1:09:35
  those things where he seems a little, I don't
• 1:09:38
  know what the word is, wishy -washy, seems like
• 1:09:41
  kind of a dish. And the thing about it, ladies
• 1:09:44
  and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that
• 1:09:48
  when he served people, Or when he served papers
• 1:09:50
  on the stage. He was being a bitter douchebag.
• 1:09:55
  This is for me right now. Obviously, it was incredibly
• 1:10:00
  traumatizing. So traumatizing. Yeah, Jason Sudeikis
• 1:10:04
  is a loser. That Olivia says she still talks
• 1:10:08
  about it in therapy. She was on stage at cinema.
• 1:10:11
  You can't let him give that much power to you.
• 1:10:13
  He's a dork. mccon in 2022 in front of an a -list
• 1:10:18
  crowd when she was handing custody papers from
• 1:10:21
  jason's legal team jason just has that bitch
• 1:10:24
  laugh face the stupid little facial hair he's
• 1:10:27
  a dark and he plays a douche in all the movies
• 1:10:31
  oh okay got it thank you No wonder she went for
• 1:10:38
  the younger Harry Styles. He probably plowed
• 1:10:40
  or something. You know Jason Sudeikis laser look.
• 1:10:43
  Oh, you should be so grateful. That sucks me.
• 1:10:47
  Shut up. I was like, just finish your speech.
• 1:10:50
  God, it went backstage completely like dissolved
• 1:10:53
  into a puddle. God, poor baby, man. You're scummy,
• 1:10:58
  Jason. You don't do that to my lady allowed.
• 1:11:01
  And I thought it was like, I was like, no one
• 1:11:03
  saw it because there's no phones allowed in this
• 1:11:05
  event. Oh, what's that? It's already up on page
• 1:11:06
  six. There's a video. All right. Well, Jason
• 1:11:09
  Sudeikis, you'll always be remembered as a deadbeat
• 1:11:11
  piece of garbage. I was like, no. Keeping an
• 1:11:21
  embarrassing personal moment to herself proved
• 1:11:23
  to be Mission Impossible for Olivia Wilde. During
• 1:11:26
  her July 17th appearance on the Call Her Daddy
• 1:11:29
  podcast, the 42 -year -old revealed to host Alex
• 1:11:33
  Cooper that a couple of months after she went
• 1:11:35
  viral for being served custody papers on stage
• 1:11:38
  during a 2022 CinemaCon presentation, Tom Cruise
• 1:11:42
  brought it up to her when she was meeting him
• 1:11:44
  for the first time. Ha ha ha ha! That's the most
• 1:11:48
  autistic meets Scientologist thing I've ever
• 1:11:50
  heard. He should have responded back with, when's
• 1:11:54
  the last time you saw Surrey, you dead pig? I
• 1:11:57
  was like, no one saw it because there's no phones
• 1:11:59
  allowed in this event. And so that is, no one
• 1:12:01
  saw it. Oh, what's that? It's already up on page
• 1:12:03
  six. There's a video. Okay. Well, no one's going
• 1:12:05
  to look because like no one's paying attention.
• 1:12:06
  And then I remember like a couple months later,
• 1:12:09
  I had the chance. I met Tom Cruise and he was
• 1:12:12
  like, hi, I'm Tom. F*** up what happened to you
• 1:12:14
  in Vegas. And I was like, no! Yeah, Tom Cruise
• 1:12:17
  is not right in the room. I don't think he wants
• 1:12:19
  to. He's a dork and a deadbeat dad. And then
• 1:12:28
  suddenly it was f***ing everywhere. Olivia Wilde
• 1:12:32
  is clapping back at negative comments about her
• 1:12:34
  appearance. Someone said she looks like a dead
• 1:12:37
  body. I don't know. She looks like a hot piece
• 1:12:38
  of ass to me. Her June 17th interview on the
• 1:12:41
  Call Her Daddy podcast, the actress and director
• 1:12:43
  addressed speculation about her health after
• 1:12:46
  a red carpet photo of her from the San Francisco
• 1:12:48
  International Film Festival went viral in April.
• 1:12:51
  I saw that picture and I was like, all right,
• 1:12:55
  but it probably won't. That probably won't go
• 1:12:57
  very far. That probably won't. No one's going
• 1:13:01
  to see this. No one cares. No one cares about.
• 1:13:04
  And then suddenly. All right, so there's that.
• 1:13:06
  All right. It's a time for the thing we all love.
• 1:13:10
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  every fling, every late night move We expose,
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  cruise Side chick news Whole world So what was
• 1:16:10
  it like finding out that you were pregnant with
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  Eric? It was like the end of my marriage. Yeah,
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  this is a side check. Her name is Lauren Cowell
• 1:16:22
  and she was the wife of Simon Cowell's best friend.
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  And then he started banging her. And now she's
• 1:16:31
  his fiance. Simon, is there how much of a loser
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  you are that you married the side chick? Because
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  you know what's going to happen? She's going
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  to cheat on you because that's what happens with
• 1:16:43
  side chicks. If you marry one, they're going
• 1:16:48
  to cheat on you. And she's a dirty, rotten imbecile
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  too. Mm -hmm. Obviously, it was one of the hardest
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  times of my life. Don't regret anything and everything
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  happens. You don't agree or you don't regret
• 1:17:03
  it because you're not going to admit that you're
• 1:17:04
  a side chick, that you ruined a marriage, that
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  you're a homewrecker. Your life for a reason.
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  Oh, it happens for a reason. How do you think
• 1:17:12
  he feels? Can you imagine if he cheated on her
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  with her best friend? Oh, he'd be crucified.
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  Oh, but she's a feminist. She's a woman. We're
• 1:17:22
  going to excuse it. Kiss my ass and enjoy it.
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  It is Happy Mom Podcast. Kissing your ass. Shut
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  blah, blah. The person that I wanted to spend
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• 1:17:45
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  really care. You're just saying that politically.
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• 1:18:01
  still smart, take accountability. That cause
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  for, you know, my ex -husband, it happened. It
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  did happen. Oh, yeah. That's Simon Cowell's fiancee,
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  Lauren, on the Happy Mom Podcast. Man, I cannot
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  imagine marrying a side chick. I've seen it before.
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  It happened to Ariana Grande. When you marry
• 1:18:20
  a side chick or date a side chick, it ends in
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  a breakup. Happened to Gisele Bundchen. She was
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  a side chick. And he thinks this is going to
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  work out. God, he might be really stupid. Opening.
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  No wonder he had to insult everybody. He's not
• 1:18:34
  smart. For the first time about getting pregnant
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  with Simon's baby while she was still married.
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  Oh yeah. He doesn't know how to pull her. I felt
• 1:18:44
  like I was walking around with like a scarlet
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  letter. It was just like the way that people
• 1:18:48
  would look at me and. Scarlet letter and a pearl
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  necklace. You know, I was on the cover of every
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  magazine. Ah, you so famous. You narcissistic
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  moron. And I felt like, okay, this has happened.
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  I'm a big girl. Oh, yeah. I've got to, you know,
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  suck it up. You did suck it up. Just get on with
• 1:19:08
  it. Get on with it. What's a side chick? Oh,
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  it's a side chick. That is your legacy. I hope
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  you know that. And nothing more. And nothing
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  less. Side chick. Time for Kardashian news. We're
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  no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,
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  they just takin' what's corrupt. He's on the
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  mic, call it verbal demolition Exposing fake
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  lives, media's worst addiction Idiocracy crammed,
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  to Kardashian News Kardashian News Where the
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  truth gets head, I be breaking down the hype,
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  y 'all beware Fake smells, fake lies, fake lives,
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  fake drama, they choose No talent required, it's
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  Kardashian News Kardashian News Where the truth
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  gets head, I'll be breaking down the hype, y
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  'all beware. Fake snubs, fake lies, fake lies,
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  fake drama, they choose. No talent required,
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  it's Kardashian news. Alright now. Whoa! Copy
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  Hot Topic! Northwest is going on tour. The daughter
• 1:20:29
  of Kanye, Ye West, and Kim Kardashian. I feel
• 1:20:32
  bad for her. I know she wants to be an artist,
• 1:20:35
  but she'll always be viewed as a nepo baby. Mm
• 1:20:39
  -hmm. Ian, who released her debut EP. It's so
• 1:20:42
  frightening how grown up she is looking. Ian
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  North Forever, May 1st, is embarking on a 14
• 1:20:48
  -day tour alongside rapper Molly Santana. Oh,
• 1:20:51
  yeah. Mm -hmm. Never heard of her. Announced
• 1:20:53
  on Ticketmaster. There's, um, and now it's time
• 1:20:56
  for Luigi Mangione news. We got to play Luigi
• 1:20:59
  Mangione, Lovers Got Issues. Hey, yeah, it's
• 1:21:02
  Hoppy Hour. Brian Hoppy in the mix. Yeah, we
• 1:21:07
  talking about it. Water. Turn this up. They call
• 1:21:11
  the station like play Luigi. Girl, relax, you
• 1:21:14
  sound real needy. Posting selfies, tagging his
• 1:21:17
  name. Whole timeline, just one lame crush page.
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  Missed calls on your screen from your own home.
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  You'd rather chase some dude on your phone. Say
• 1:21:26
  you perfect. Perfect. Say he saved you You just
• 1:21:29
  really mad your dad never raised you Luigi lover's
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  got issues Flying in the comments, he diss you
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  Calling up Hoppy like, why you so mean? Blaming
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  every man cause your dad went unseen Luigi lover's
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  got issues Trying to find a father and a dude
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  on YouTube Hoppy don't care about your green
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  cap king This is Hoppy Hour, let the truth sing
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  You defend him like a last name Wear his merch
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  like a last name Got his pic taped over your
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  fan frame You just tryna fill that dad -shaped
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  blank space Every clip, you the first to reply
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  All caps, he the GOAT, he my guy But you fold
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  if a real man test you Cause you never had a
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  real one to bless you That's on you, not me.
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  We have breaking news. The judge in the UnitedHealthcare
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  CEO murder case says the suspect will try a psychiatric
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  defense. Oh, my God. There's nothing wrong with
• 1:22:51
  him. By the way, I hate when people use mental
• 1:22:54
  health as an excuse for crimes. Mm -hmm. I'm
• 1:22:56
  very mentally ill. I'm bipolar, ADHD, and I don't
• 1:23:00
  commit crimes. And by the way, where's all those
• 1:23:04
  losers that were doing the free Luigi Mangione
• 1:23:06
  kind of vibe? Mm -hmm. They've been radio silent.
• 1:23:10
  Mm -hmm. At today's hearing, the judge agreed
• 1:23:12
  to dismiss a criminal count related to possession
• 1:23:14
  of a large capacity magazine. He's such a loser,
• 1:23:18
  Dan. I murdered somebody. I'm such a punk. And
• 1:23:21
  to all the women out there that have daddy issues
• 1:23:24
  that are so attracted to him, he would murder
• 1:23:27
  you. But the problem is with all the murder podcasts
• 1:23:31
  and all the murder documentaries, everybody romanticizes
• 1:23:36
  it. What the hell is wrong with you? The judge
• 1:23:38
  had already ruled the magazine can't be used
• 1:23:40
  as evidence because of an improper search. Yeah,
• 1:23:43
  that's a problem. I feel like the judge is kind
• 1:23:45
  of saddened with him because he's a pretty boy.
• 1:23:48
  Can you imagine if his name was Lamar or something?
• 1:23:52
  It'd be a little different. It just feels like
• 1:23:55
  he's getting pretty white boy privilege. I'm
• 1:23:57
  not a fan of it. I don't like when people defend
• 1:23:59
  murderers. I don't like the idea. Yes, do I like
• 1:24:02
  health insurance companies? I'm not at all. They're
• 1:24:05
  all scumbags. But the thing, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:24:08
  boys and girls, is that was still a human life.
• 1:24:11
  And the fact that people side with Luigi bothers
• 1:24:15
  me. Because all these women are watching murder
• 1:24:19
  documentaries and they get kind of, you know,
• 1:24:22
  desensitized to it. That was somebody's father.
• 1:24:27
  Now, do I think he was kind of a scumbag with
• 1:24:29
  the way he did things? Mm -hmm. Yes. Vappy and
• 1:24:34
  Brian Thompson, but you can't just murder somebody.
• 1:24:36
  If you think he should get away with it, then
• 1:24:39
  I should be able to murder somebody if my meds
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  went up at Walgreens. Hey, here you go. No, I
• 1:24:45
  would never murder somebody. Doesn't it sound
• 1:24:47
  a little silly when I say it out loud? But you'll
• 1:24:51
  never admit fault. All the Gen Z women out there
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  that love him, you got issues. All right. It
• 1:25:03
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  Alvarado says he's down to visit the White House.
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  The team wants to visit it. The Knicks parade
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  is going to be the largest parade ever for New
• 1:26:01
  York. And then there's this sad headline. League
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  full of stories, ain't nothing fabulous. Happy
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  Hot Topic! Tyrese Halliburton's fiance, Jade
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  going to hurt the wedding. While on Jade's bachelorette
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  trip to St. Barts. Yeah, it's really tragic.
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  And Tyrese's fiance is remembering her friend
• 1:26:33
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  I believe the good die young. Here's Stephen
• 1:26:49
  Curry talking about his net worth. A quick Google
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  search says that your net worth is $240 million.
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  Whatever. Is that accurate? I don't know. It's
• 1:27:03
  got to be so nice being so rich yelling out your
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• 1:27:08
  you? Does it feel like it's close? To be honest,
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  that's not something I really worry about too
• 1:27:15
  much. There you go. Good for him. Here is, I
• 1:27:19
  don't really feel like playing. It was 25 years
• 1:27:21
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• 1:27:33
  in the playoffs. This is 99. Actually, this is
• 1:27:36
  kind of boring. Sorry. Here is Jalen Brunson
• 1:27:39
  talking about Wemby on CBS Mornings. I remember
• 1:27:42
  when Wemby pushed you, it was such a blatant
• 1:27:44
  foul. And you looked at him for just a second,
• 1:27:46
  but you just walked away. In that moment, it
• 1:27:48
  just seems instinctually you just want to say,
• 1:27:50
  wait a second, and go after him. But that's not
• 1:27:53
  what you do. That's not how you play this game.
• 1:27:55
  It was definitely a spur -of -the -moment thing,
• 1:27:56
  but... I think no matter what, you got to understand
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  the moment and what you're doing. And that's
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  why Lemby's a loser. What's your main goal and
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  focus? There you go. There's them. Here is. Here's
• 1:28:13
  Carl Anthony Towns and Howard Stern saying he
• 1:28:15
  wanted to be a Yankee. When you were young, was
• 1:28:17
  there ever a time when you said screw basketball?
• 1:28:19
  Like it just became unbearable, the schedule
• 1:28:21
  and other kids are out having fun. I remember
• 1:28:23
  telling my dad one time, I really want to quit
• 1:28:25
  basketball and play baseball. That was a Dominican
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  in me for sure, Howard. I'm not going to lie
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  to you. I just wanted to play nothing but baseball.
• 1:28:32
  I wanted to be a Yankee. It was something completely
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  different to not have been the best at something
• 1:28:37
  and have to continue to prove to people that
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  I could be as good or even better than who they
• 1:28:41
  say is the best. I was just able to go out there
• 1:28:43
  and have a bunch of fun and the pure joy of the
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  sport. There's that. And then here is Steve Kerr
• 1:28:48
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• 1:28:51
  areas where he has weaknesses. Analytics have
• 1:28:54
  played a huge role across the sports landscape
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  I hate analytics. Basketball has changed dramatically
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  just in the last five or six years. Yeah, because
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  In a recent study, people with autism are less
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  likely to have a job and more likely to become
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  homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
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  and family, having a college education. I have
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  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
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  an honorary personality for many years. Always
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  remember that people with autism want the same
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  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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  find out more about autism, please contact your
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  local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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  your kindness. We'll be right back. We be getting
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  choked out, choked out We be gettin' choked out
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  We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked
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  out We be getting choked out, choked out, choked
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  out, we be getting choked out. We be getting
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  choked up, choked up, choked up We be getting
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  choked up Don't be putting no chasers in my drink
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  I want two hot liggas, pimp Smoke, drink, smoke,
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  drink People stay, smoke, drink, smoke, drink
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  People stay bent, all on the earth I don't incur,
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  speech all slur Nothing in my cup, that shit
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  is all girl Y 'all hiding, the motherfucker making
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  up words Lookin' like men, I like them light
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  skin together in my glass like they all best
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  friends. I can't walk. I, I, I, I can't talk.
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  Joking from the day to the dark. T for alpha
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  square, but my goons don't pee. It's drinks on
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  you, all eyes on me. And niggas with me drinking
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  down. Henny mix with Remy Ma. Party going all
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  night. When we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas,
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  but they smoking. They be getting choked out.
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  Mix it with some liquor, nigga. We be getting
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  choked out. The hour will be right back. Oh yeah.
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  radio. Or it's in my podcast section. So whenever
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  you listen to Hoppy Hour like you are right now
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  in the podcast description, it's all of that.
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  feed. People with autism are often treated like
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  they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this
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  is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known
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  me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when
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  I started school. Come to find out at the age
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  of 12, The doctors decided I was autistic. Now
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  at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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  no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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  love, and learn to gain education and join the
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  workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
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  autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't
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  a condition. To find out more about autism, please
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  visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's
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  time to listen. 27, do it like that until I,
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  I, I end up in money heaven They be thinkin'
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  they be flamin' and torturin' them with the bullshit
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  they handin' out Pull a twist and make a wish
• 1:44:27
  and blow the candles out Blow the candles out,
• 1:44:30
  blow the candles out Sagittarius, birthday, November
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  27, do it like that until I, I, I end up in money
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  heaven They be thinkin' they be flamin' and torturin'
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  them with the bullshit they handin' out Pull
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  a twist and make a wish and blow the candles
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  out Pull an all -white Phantom out I'ma kill
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  them with the pants and the shirt and the shoes
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  and the hat with the shades and the chain and
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  the watch is the reason I be standing now. That's
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  where ice will spin that cake while I make the
• 1:44:52
  icing off the cake. It's Twister B -Day, y 'all.
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  Come on, everybody, let's celebrate it with me.
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  Do it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.
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  She gon' bring me macheta This just the beginning,
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  it only gets better Just got my nails did, just
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  got my hair done Just got this bad new Gucci
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  bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt,
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  skirt matching the blouse Chain matching the
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  ring, yeah, I'm doing my thing Y 'all got so
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  many haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like
• 1:46:24
  a mental patient, I floss like a dentist patient
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  Just been testin' my patience, sick and workin'
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  my neck I'm gettin' spendin' that money like
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  a person to think I'm a hood star and I'm partying
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  like a rock star. I do it like my birthday. Every
• 1:47:02
  day, I do it like my birthday. I do it, I do
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  it, I do it like my birthday. You dig? That's
• 1:47:09
  what we say around here. Dropped out. Bling with
• 1:47:13
  the fresh gear. Keeping cocks, snakes, skin,
• 1:47:16
  buck, 50 hat. Candy painting, old school, rolling
• 1:47:19
  around on four flats. Hit the liquor store, mixed
• 1:47:22
  it with me with the drone. Rolling on the 94,
• 1:47:24
  looking for them sexy. I'm balling with Kelly
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  because I'm a flirt. Call the VIP room. I do
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  it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts Watchin'
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  these bad bitches do it in the worst way I'm
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  a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch
• 1:47:41
  me on the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace
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  I'm a animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,
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  I ain't go to sleep till it was Thursday This
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  is shot a Patron and blow a birthday Get up with
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  a gym, take a home on the first day Burger King,
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  mama, you can have it your way, or I Y 'all can
• 1:48:01
  do it her way. Hotel room, do not disturb way.
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  That's how I'ma do it when I do it like my birthday.
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  Tick -tock, tick -tock, tick -tock, tick -tock.
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  Tick -tock, clock's a -jookin', playin' cruel
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  pranks. Hoppy's hour almost done, feels like
• 1:48:19
  robbery in banks. Brian Hoppy on the mic, droppin'
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  wisdom in streams. Syndicated sorrow, now it's
• 1:48:25
  time to shatter dreams. Oh, the Hoppy hour. Coming
• 1:48:28
  to a close. Radio waves fading like a wilting
• 1:48:31
  rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in the air.
• 1:48:34
  But we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so
• 1:48:37
  unfair. Oh, life's buzzing, but the laughter's
• 1:48:45
  growing dim. Ear drums mixing, happy like fingers
• 1:48:47
  without rings. VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street.
• 1:48:51
  But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
• 1:48:53
  the heat. Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close.
• 1:48:56
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
• 1:49:00
  and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
• 1:49:03
  the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair Phone lines
• 1:49:11
  buzzing but the laughter's growing dim Ear drums
• 1:49:14
  mixing hoppy like fingers without rings Gating
• 1:49:17
  checks to FM, shoutouts hit the street But soon
• 1:49:19
  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat
• 1:49:21
  Oh the hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio
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  waves Laughter and joy dissolving in the air
• 1:49:30
  But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so
• 1:49:33
  unfair Oh life's just so unfair Doomed in every
• 1:49:45
  night like clockwork to a show Now it's time
• 1:49:47
  to face the silence like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy
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  held the mic with humor so divine The void left
• 1:49:53
  in our hearts wider than a canyon line LINE Empty
• 1:50:02
  speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like
• 1:50:04
  a rollercoaster stopping round the river's bend
• 1:50:06
  Hoppy strokes and jabs ease our daily grind Now
• 1:50:10
  silence flowered and the thoughts we can't rewind
• 1:50:12
  The Hoppy Hour is coming to a close Radio waves
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  fading like a wilted rose Laughter and joy dissolving
• 1:50:20
  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's
• 1:50:23
  just so unfair The Hoppy Hour Happy hour. It's
• 1:50:43
  time for happy in the morning. RyanHappyRadio
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  .com And like that, he's gone. You probably had
• 1:50:56
  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:50:59
  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and
• 1:51:04
  we'll call it a day. Poppy hour is now over.
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  Poppy hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast
• 1:51:33
  day. Good night, and God bless America. Doors
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  closing.