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Cowboys DIDN'T "BEAT" Eagles, "Strange" NFL logo, Buck-Aikman feud reaction · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the number one rated Pauly and Tony Fusco show. Yo, yo, yo.
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  Speaker 1: As always, Pauly Fusco here with Tony Fusco and Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Huge show today. You know, we got Cowboys fans out
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  Speaker 1: there claiming they beat the Eagles. Yeah, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: tell you why these people are delusional and show you
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  Speaker 1: a video of our confrontation, their altercation with Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 1: that has the entire internet talking. And also we're going
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  Speaker 1: to discuss, you know, all these ways that the Eagles,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the season's not hopeless and over as people say,
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  Speaker 1: we got, we got more ideas to open up people's heads.
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  Speaker 1: But one thing we do have to discuss some sports
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  Speaker 1: media news. You see this Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, they're
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  Speaker 1: going at each other because apparently Joe Buck had a
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  Speaker 1: meeting with ESPN to extend his contract and nobody called
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  Speaker 1: Troy Aikman. It was never invited, you know, to a meeting.
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  Speaker 1: and uh you know i'm watching this whole thing tony
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  Speaker 1: and uh you know i just it's the lack of
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  Speaker 1: professionalism between them you know you see they don't have
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  Speaker 1: a fun because you know us that would never happen
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  Speaker 1: you know because we're pros i was literally saying that
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  Speaker 1: the other day when i had.
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  Speaker 3: That meeting with the executive over at fox sports radio.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hold on meeting what meeting.
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  Speaker 2: The the the zoom the zoom meeting What Zoom?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know of any Zoom.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I asked where you were and they said
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  Speaker 3: they were going to contact you separately at some point.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know. Nobody contacted me, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's strange because they said in the meeting
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  Speaker 3: that I had with the executive, you know.
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  Speaker 1: What was this meeting? What did you talk about?
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  Speaker 3: You know, just, you know, like they wanted to talk
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  Speaker 3: about the future of the show and my contract personally.
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  Speaker 2: But I said we were a package deal, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to have to make a phone call
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  Speaker 1: about this after the show. But, you know, let's just
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  Speaker 1: carry on because, you know, we're professionals. We're professionals. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just talk about the show. Yeah. Hold on. Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Who was in this meeting?
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  Speaker 3: You know, just a couple of executives, you know, Scott
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  Speaker 3: Shapiro and, you know, some other guy. But again, they
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  Speaker 3: told me they were going to call you right after
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  Speaker 3: because I.
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  Speaker 2: Said, hey, where's Paulie?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, don't worry. They're going to get a call
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  Speaker 1: right after, right after this show. Yeah. But all right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just deal with this off air anyway.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Moving on, because we're pros.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you subscribe, you like.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to move on. Yeah, we're moving on. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just get right into our top story. Okay, moving to
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  Speaker 1: other things. All right, first out the gate, these delusional cowboys,
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  Speaker 1: they're claiming the victory there over the Eagles because they
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  Speaker 1: won 38-21, despite our team having more injuries than a
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  Speaker 1: World War II battalion. But, you know, Tony and I,
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  Speaker 1: we were at the game. You probably saw this. We
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  Speaker 1: caused a little bit of a hubbub. There's a clip
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  Speaker 1: that went mega viral.
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  Speaker 3: Huge.
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  Speaker 1: Question that I posed to Dak Prescott after the game. Producer,
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  Speaker 1: play that clip. Don't you think it cheapens the so-called
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  Speaker 1: win that you beat a bunch of backups? Absolutely. You'll
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  Speaker 1: see how taken aback Dak was by that question. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: in that room had the balls to say the truth
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  Speaker 1: except us, you know, Tony?
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  Speaker 3: Yup. And you know, Dak said something else after the game.
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  Speaker 3: He said, we knew we had to win. You know,
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  Speaker 3: which makes me wonder, did Dak and the rest of
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  Speaker 3: the Cowboys know they were supposed to be winning games?
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  Speaker 2: Because why else would he say that?
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  Speaker 1: No clue.
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  Speaker 3: This makes me wonder, did Brian Schottenheimer and the other
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  Speaker 3: coaches forget to tell the team that they're supposed to win?
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  Speaker 3: Because if so, that's just terrible coaching.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible. point there Tony you know it makes me wonder
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  Speaker 1: thank you you know the Eagles are on this five
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  Speaker 1: game losing streak yo has Nick Sirianni reminded the players
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  Speaker 1: that they need to win these games because you know
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  Speaker 1: if not that's bad.
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  Speaker 3: Coaching that's bad coaching I totally agree you.
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  Speaker 1: Know and by the way on this whole Cowboys quote-unquote
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  Speaker 1: win Dak claiming he beat the Eagles The Cowboys didn't
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  Speaker 1: beat the Eagles. This is not the actual Eagles thing.
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  Speaker 1: This is just a bunch of phonies. You know, Tony?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, we've seen this before with the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: Not the football team, but the band. A couple of
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  Speaker 3: years ago, I went to an Eagles concert. So excited
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  Speaker 3: to see all the legendary band members.
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  Speaker 2: And then the band comes out.
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  Speaker 3: And I noticed that the guy singing the songs wasn't
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  Speaker 3: the real lead singer. It was that country guy, Vince Gill.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, what the fuck is Vince Gill
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  Speaker 3: doing here? He's not the real lead singer. But nobody
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  Speaker 3: around me seemed to be saying anything. So naturally, I
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  Speaker 3: started yelling out, boo, bring out the real lead singer.
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  Speaker 3: We want Glenn Frey. And then someone in the crowd
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  Speaker 3: turned to me and said, Glenn Frey died 10 years ago.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, OK, but then how can they
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  Speaker 3: call themselves the Eagles? And then I walked out and
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  Speaker 3: demanded my money back. And I'm still waiting to hear
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  Speaker 3: back from those fucks at Ticketmaster. But, you know, my
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  Speaker 3: point is the Eagles right now aren't the Eagles. And
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  Speaker 3: I mean that for the football team and also the band.
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  Speaker 1: Just so perfectly said, Tony. And you know, this all
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  Speaker 1: leads to another point here that must be said. You know,
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  Speaker 1: people keep saying that Jalen Hurts is no longer the
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  Speaker 1: best QB in the NFC East because of his health issues. What?
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  Speaker 2: But I'm like, what stats are you looking at?
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  Speaker 1: Because to me. If there's one QB stat that matters
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  Speaker 1: more than any other one, it's touchdown percentage. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: touchdown percentage tells you how often a quarterback throws a
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  Speaker 1: touchdown every time he attempts a pass.
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  Speaker 2: It's simple math.
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  Speaker 3: Let's look at touchdown percentage for every QB in the
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  Speaker 3: NFC East.
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  Speaker 2: Put up that graphic.
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  Speaker 3: JJ McCarthy is an abysmal 2%.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Dak Prescott is a laughable 4.1%.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And Jaden Daniels is a poultry 4.3%.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. But look at number one.
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  Speaker 1: Boom.
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  Speaker 3: Jalen Hurts had an unbelievable 5.2%.
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  Speaker 2: That's called going out on top.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific statistical analysis there, Tony. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And also remarkable efficiency from Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 1: 100%. And, you know, while we're talking Jalen Hurts, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I know all these quote-unquote medical experts have said.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Jalen Hurts is done for the season. Please. Again,
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  Speaker 2: I'm no medical expert, but.
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  Speaker 1: Are we sure these doctors have done everything to help
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'm literally wondering the same thing, because, again,
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  Speaker 3: I'm also no medical expert, but couldn't they just give
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  Speaker 3: him some liquid Drano? You know, because the other day
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  Speaker 3: I was shaving and the water in my sink wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: go down.
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  Speaker 2: But then I called up Rota Ruta.
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  Speaker 3: And the plumber came over and poured some Drano down
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  Speaker 3: the pipe and the water went right down. And I
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  Speaker 3: got to thinking, why couldn't we just pour some Drano
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  Speaker 3: inside Jalen Hurts?
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  Speaker 2: You know, clogs, clots. They're basically the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Basically the same thing. And you know what I was wondering?
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  Speaker 1: And again, I'm no medical expert either, but I was thinking.
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  Speaker 1: You know, blood has iron in it. That's right. What
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  Speaker 1: if you just got, you know, a really powerful magnet
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  Speaker 1: and you just attached it to Jalen Hurts, you know, his.
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  Speaker 2: Blood vessels, and you just pull.
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  Speaker 1: The iron with the magnet out and then you just
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  Speaker 1: suction it out with that magnet. You know, again, I'm
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  Speaker 1: no medical expert, but, you know, you got to explore
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  Speaker 1: all options here.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you got to explore all the options.
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  Speaker 3: And, you know, this is why I have to say
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  Speaker 3: this about this Eagles team. Look, right now I project
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  Speaker 3: the Eagles could still get to 5-12, which would give
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  Speaker 3: them a great shot at winning the NFC East. But
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  Speaker 3: if they lose a couple more games, I think they
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  Speaker 3: got to start thinking about draft picks. But I don't
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  Speaker 3: think we should use those draft picks on players, but doctors.
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  Speaker 3: We got to be drafting better doctors than these dumbasses
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  Speaker 3: we currently have. We need to start scouting the colleges,
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  Speaker 3: the pre-med programs. the medical schools, because clearly that's the
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  Speaker 3: biggest hole on our roster.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And they better not be picking from the same schools
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  Speaker 1: that the Sixers are picking from because we all know
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  Speaker 1: how that's going. Exactly. Hold on. Before we move on, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: this meeting you had with Fox Sports Radio, were they
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  Speaker 1: talking numbers? Like, was that contract talk? What was this? Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Let me think back. You know what? Yeah, there were numbers.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, there was an offer.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: And you know what?
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  Speaker 3: It said the Tony and Rob Gronkowski show.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: And I said, wait, what is this?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: And they said, oh, don't disregard that. That's a typo.
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  Speaker 3: I said, it better be. That better be a typo.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I told them. I'm going to typo all
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  Speaker 3: over these people.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell? Rob Gronkowski show?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell is going on here? I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what they're up to. Well, they're up to something here, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to nip it in the butt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, moving on. The Falcons last week, right?
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  Speaker 1: They released this image on social media that created a hubbub.
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  Speaker 1: Put that up. You know, because people said it looked
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  Speaker 1: like some kind of German propaganda.
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  Speaker 2: I did not see a problem with this. Do you, Tony?
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  Speaker 3: No, I did not see a problem with it at all.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there was a lot of furor over it, too.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't get where all that furor is coming from.
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  Speaker 3: You know, me too.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, now after the Falcons released that logo, well,
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  Speaker 1: other teams started releasing similar logos. You see this?
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  Speaker 2: This was tweeted by the Dolphins social account. But again,
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  Speaker 2: I do not see what's going on here, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a dolphin with a strange haircut and mustache.
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  Speaker 3: Is that even a dolphin? I mean, it kind of
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  Speaker 3: looks like a dolphin, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at it too. It's weird.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like a dolphin and also not a dolphin.
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  Speaker 1: But I have a feeling it's going to lead to
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  Speaker 1: more furor. I mean, I don't see what they were
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  Speaker 1: thinking here, you know?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if we can trust the judgment of
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  Speaker 3: the dolphin social media team. My confidence is really shaken
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, I agree. Anyway, moving on, something I do agree with, too.
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  Speaker 1: You see this, Tony, Stephen A. Smith came out and
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  Speaker 1: said that Deshaun Watson should be NFL Comeback Player of
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  Speaker 1: the Year. And I totally agree. Don't you, Tony?
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  Speaker 3: You know, nobody deserves the Comeback Player of the Year
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  Speaker 3: award more than Deshaun Watson. After all he went through,
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  Speaker 3: he never stopped coming to work every day, coming in
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  Speaker 3: the training room, coming in the weight room. Even on
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  Speaker 3: his days off when the coaches said, you don't have
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  Speaker 3: to come today, Deshaun would still find a way to
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  Speaker 3: come and come hard. That explains Deshaun Watson. That never
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  Speaker 3: stop attitude is in his DNA. And his DNA is
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: splattered all over the Browns facility in every crack and crevice.
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  Speaker 3: And I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's
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  Speaker 3: faces when he comes on the stage, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, when he wins the award. I can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: see it either, Tony. And well, let's move to something
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  Speaker 1: much more controversial. You see this, this uproar around the WNBA.
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  Speaker 1: People are outraged due to what they're calling poor scheduling
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  Speaker 1: because game six of the WNBA finals will not be
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  Speaker 1: played at night, but at 1230 p.m. Eastern, 930 a.m. Pacific.
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  Speaker 2: But Tony, to me, this is great scheduling.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you agree?
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  Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: Frankly, I think it's the perfect time Because it's the
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  Speaker 3: middle of the day when most women, you know, finish
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  Speaker 3: vacuuming and cleaning and are putting the baby down for
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  Speaker 3: a nap. And it's also right after the view and
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  Speaker 3: the price is right. So it doesn't interfere with their
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  Speaker 3: other TV watching. Although my only concern is that it
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  Speaker 3: could butt up against General Hospital or Guiding Light or
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  Speaker 3: Another World. But otherwise, I think it's great. Terrific perspective, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: I think that should do enough to quiet the controversy. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I still, I think we got to talk offline, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't we just go to break and we're going
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  Speaker 3: to come back with more.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about controversy.
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  Speaker 1: But let's just, I got to talk to you. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be right back. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. You have it all wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was looking around for you. And I said, hey,
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  Speaker 3: why are we doing, what's going on? Where's Paulie? I
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  Speaker 3: don't talk without Paulie. And next thing I know, the
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  Speaker 3: show is numbers at me.
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  Speaker 2: You got to stop the meeting at that point. That's
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. They ambushed me and I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: what was going on. I thought you were there.
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  Speaker 1: We're live.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, okay. Well, we're back for a break here
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  Speaker 1: on the number one rated Paul and Tony Fusco show.
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  Speaker 1: 26 years in the business. They're about to become 27
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  Speaker 1: next year.
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  Speaker 2: No problems. Everything is good.
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  Speaker 1: You know, why don't we turn our attention to ESPN?
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people talking about ESPN, Tony.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just throwing that out there. But let's talk
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  Speaker 1: about Pat McAfee right here. Play the music. Just play
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  Speaker 1: the music.
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  Speaker 2: There we go.
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  Speaker 1: OK, good. Anyway. All right. You see this dirty Pat
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  Speaker 1: McAfee furious after the University of Utah posted this video
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  Speaker 1: of the students making fun of him, calling him corny
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  Speaker 1: and mocking him, taking his shirt off in front of
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  Speaker 1: students on campuses and calling him creepy. I totally see
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  Speaker 1: why Pat McAfee is offended here, don't you?
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  Speaker 2: What's corny and creepy about Pat McAfee?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing, of course.
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  Speaker 3: You think he's creepy just because he's a grown man
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  Speaker 3: who's always taking his shirt off all the time and
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  Speaker 3: running around screaming on college campuses like he's still 20?
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  Speaker 1: So? So what?
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  Speaker 3: Or, you know, just because he talks about a Michigan-Ohio
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  Speaker 3: State matchup like it's World War III? No. So or
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  Speaker 3: because he put out a country music album that was
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  Speaker 3: widely panned by people who don't appreciate music albums by sports.
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  Speaker 2: Talk show hosts.
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  Speaker 3: So so or because he gets medical advice from Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 3: So so what? I don't think any of that makes
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  Speaker 3: him corny or creepy.
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  Speaker 1: Totally agree, Tony. And, you know, I would just like
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  Speaker 1: this opportunity to say that. Criticizing and making fun of
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  Speaker 1: someone like Pat McAfee has no place in the sports
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  Speaker 1: talk discourse.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: As Tony and I have shown on today's show, it's
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  Speaker 1: so important to show respect toward each other and act professional.
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  Speaker 4: Hear, hear.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? And I agree with you and I
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  Speaker 2: agree with Pat.
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  Speaker 3: The most important thing is to show respect and not
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  Speaker 3: resort to baseless name calling.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. I totally agree.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, oh.
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  Speaker 1: What? What?
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  Speaker 2: Show's not over.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 5: You guys say way worse things to me every single show.
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  Speaker 5: The fact that you're saying this is totally hypocritical.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Well, um, you're going to be in hippo
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  Speaker 1: critical condition after I beat you with my baseball bat. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And on the subject of hippos, your sister. Oh, now
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  Speaker 2: shut up. Be quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, You know, Tony, I know I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: end the show here or whatever, but I think I
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  Speaker 1: got to make a phone call. You know, I think
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  Speaker 1: we got that schmo at Fox Sports Radio, that Shapiro guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but maybe we should just wait till after
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're not waiting, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're not waiting.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. No, no, no. Hold on.
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is this Shapiro?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pauly Fusco.
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  Speaker 1: You're live on the air right now on the number
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  Speaker 1: one rated Pauly and Tony Fusco show.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Pauly, I've been meaning to call you. It's at the
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: very top of my to-do list.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I'll do the talking.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: What's this I hear about you doing a meeting with
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Tony and somehow forgetting to invite me?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Did my assistant not send you the Zoom link?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Don't blame your dumbass assistant, okay? Yeah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Apparently you told Dodie that you were going to bring
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: me onto the Zoom.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you never brought me onto the Zoom. Yeah,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: you misled me and tricked me. Yeah, you misled Dodie.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Are you sure that's what happened? Because I don't know
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: if you've watched your awful show, but Tony tends to
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: get a few things wrong here and there, if I'm
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: being honest.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, now you're blaming Tony?
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Well, you're not.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Exactly batting a thousand there either, Paulie.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: If I'm... No, no, no, no. Just admit you made
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: a big dumbass mistake and that you're terrible at your
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: job and should fire yourself.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing. Dead silence. Yeah, nice try, bro. You're going
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: to be dead silent.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: After I shoot you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, guess what, bro?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to mislead you off a cliff.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Because guess what? We're a package deal, bro. Number one
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: in the business package deal. I got a package for you.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: A bomb I'm going to leave on your doorstep tonight.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that's a felony, so I'll be calling
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: the cops. I'm not going to be hanging up.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Well, good news. Your phone line's about to be free
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: because you're off the show.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Off the show. Get out of there, Tony. See, there
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: you go. You'll learn not to trick you, Tony. That's
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: how you negotiate. Let that be a lesson for you
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: out there watching this. Yeah, especially Joe Buck and Troy Aiken.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: They all want to lie. They all want to cheat. Nope,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: not us.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not us.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Which is why I do want to remind you. I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: want to remind you, do go to the merch store
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: where you can get some terrific deals.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Wait, hold on.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Here we are.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: We have a kumbaya. We're ending the show on a
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: right note and you got to ruin it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: We're back together. Go, go. Just go.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: You keep saying the Eagles can win the division if
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: they get to five and 12.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. There's still a chance, bro. Yeah.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: That is mathematically impossible. In fact, I calculated the chances.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: It's about one in 554 million. That's how small a
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: number that is.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Well, one in 554 million is also your chance of
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: making it home alive tonight.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: And you want to see a smaller number? Measure your penis. Oh,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: let's get out of here.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Go. You said Jalen Hurts should drink liquid Drano to
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: flush out the blood clots.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: In his body. Yeah, bro. Yeah, could totally work, bro. Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: No, it works on pipes, not blood vessels. It's irresponsible
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: for you to be saying that. If a human being
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: ingests even a small amount of Drano, they could die.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? That's interesting. We should discuss this over a
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: drink later tonight.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and after that, I'm going to Drano. My balls
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: inside your mom.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's sucking shit. Oh, but I got an even
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: better one.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Coming up on next week's show, just booked, Super Bowl hero,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Eagles legend, Nick Foles will be.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Joining our show.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Wow, huge.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Which isn't going anywhere, people. Yep, exactly.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: But you know what?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: You've got to be going. To like, subscribe, comment, do
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: all that five stars. And Tony, great job as always.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see you people next week.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: See ya.