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Comic Quest EP:17 I'm not a cannibal... · Comic Quest

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_00: Here we are again.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: We are four comedians draft in the land of Dungeons and Dragons.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: How are we gonna get back home?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: We don't know.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_12: Whoa!
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_03: This is Comic Quest.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: I actually think we should roll for it.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: Under ten, it's rat above ten, it's should we all roll?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_03: What does that mean?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: Doing this three.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, best of three.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'll go first.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: Under ten is rat, above ten is escape.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: Three.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: So that's one for rat.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: One for escape.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: Rat.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, right it is.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we've just been recording that, so you may have helped us make the decisions of what we're doing in this episode.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_06: Uh in a previous episode, uh Don Baldree befriended a rat called Ashley Cole who had his rat army.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_06: You may have noticed that those rats just disappeared.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_06: Sadly.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_06: Just gone into the night.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_06: But uh what we've what we've decided to do is it's really different from eye to eye as well.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_06: Oh well, there's two different prescriptions.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_06: We better try on Tom's glasses first.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_06: What we're gonna do is we're gonna Well now I can see everybody.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_05: How cool, and I can see.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_06: They are good signals.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna play as members of the Rat Army who uh the while the cool cock case and escapes have been going on, the rat army's been working on a secret mission, and we'll reveal and figure out the secret mission as the game.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_10: Hell yeah, we have.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_10: What are our rat voices?
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that's too.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_10: Hi, everybody.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_10: I was new.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_09: Hey, hey, hey, super sustainable, perfect.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I can do that.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_05: Oh do that all day.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_05: What's yours?
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_03: I might be a wee jordie rat.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, nah, nah.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't like it.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't like it.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_03: Come find me.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_15: Okay.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_03: I got choose.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_15: Well, I might be a wee Jordi.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_05: I'm going to be a far eastern rat.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_14: I am going to be I'm going to be a French rat.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, that's quite good.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_14: I'm a French rat.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_07: That's quite good.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_07: That's quite good.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_14: Well, lock.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_05: I dock it.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds sounds pretty French if frog to me.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_05: French frog.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_05: Do they still say frog?
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_05: Does it still fall?
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_05: Do they still say frogs in front?
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, it's a granny.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_05: Le Pen.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_05: But oh man, see, I don't this is where I'm going.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_05: Am I about to get educated?
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_05: And I'll have to reflect.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_05: Probably nerd.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_05: But if that's ever if that's ever your instinct, the answer is probably yes.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, then I'm not gonna Well, I just remember, Liam, you're on your first thing.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_05: I can't even remember why.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_05: It sounds derogatory.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_05: It does.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_05: It totally is.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_05: Nobody's ever been on the fog unless it's in a good way.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_15: Yeah.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_05: I'll find my uh voice on the night.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_05: I'll do it on the night.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_05: It'll come to me.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_15: Fuck it, we'll do it live.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yes, fuck it.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_06: We'll do it.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_06: We'll do it live.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_06: So uh you you d you just gotta pull out this uh I was gonna ask if you wanted to do it.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not to Australian.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_06: Oh Australian rat.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_06: So I was gonna ask you why I give your rat.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_06: No, fuck it, New Zealand.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_06: Easy.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_06: I was gonna ask you why I give your rats a wee bit of backstory if you wanted, that's up to you.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_14: Yes, my name is Claire, and I am a French speaking rat because French speaking?
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_07: So you speak in French?
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_14: Well, um France.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_07: Please try and do the whole episode in French.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_14: Uh d'accord.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_14: Uh, she can actually do it.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_05: Somebody was in grade eight listening to French.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_14: Uh uh.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_06: Is this good for the episode though?
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_06: It could be good for the five lessons.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_14: Oh, they'll hate this.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_14: They'll hate this.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_14: Uh film Ratatouille.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_03: Your favorite film is Ratatouille?
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_14: No, it's like my life is like the film Ratatouille.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_14: So I was little rat, uh boom boom, shot at wow, trauma.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_14: And then I went in the river and I went woo-do-do, and I was in the and uh in the sewers, and then I uh whenever I ate cheese and crackers, I could see colours.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_06: And uh that's accurate, this is all in the film.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_14: That's all in the film.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_14: And but yeah, my name is Travis.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_14: It's a great little rare little I oh my god.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_14: Um I had a family, and and uh but I left them because uh I'm actually in the middle of the film rather to me.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_14: So I've just been separated from my family, and I found a gang of rats, and so I'm trying to find my family.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_14: I I got uh do you know that movie uh where he's a like Fifel?
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_14: Where it's a little he's a little mouse, and they're they go to New York and they're like a Jewish family of of mice, and um and it's this whole story.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_14: Five or five You guys didn't watch it.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_05: Once upon a time are you all in New York?
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_05: What?
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_05: I don't have another one.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's one I mean I don't want to tell the French person how it's pressed, but I think it's Eiffel, maybe you're trying to say, as in the L.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_06: I will go to Tom and Tom's lap.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_06: Which was that called?
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_05: Maya.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_05: Well, my I'm Cleatus.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_05: Cleatus.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_05: And uh sorry, real quick.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_15: Look at him! Five Elmskovitz.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_04: Oh that's once upon a time, right?
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_04: Was that the movie?
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_04: I I I want to say I got that right.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_13: An American tale.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_05: I knew I was close.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_05: I knew I was close.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_05: I knew I was big.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_05: I don't believe everything.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_13: Separated from his family, but then they find him.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_13: It's a beautiful film.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_13: And then he goes, uh Five Goes West, where he turns into a mega.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_06: I've seen Five Goes West.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_05: So you saw the sequel, but not the original.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_14: That's crazy.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_14: Anyway, so sorry.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_05: Um Clitis the Clites.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_04: Don't worry, I like the backstory of anything.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I was uh I was I was born um bayou uh way back when uh um from a litter of 32, I'm the only surviving member.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_04: I've never met my parents before, and I and I how come you never met your parents?
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_04: Well, everybody see, I was in we were we were down there and it was a cold snap, and more I watched most of my brothers die.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_04: I had to eat a few of them to stay at all.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_14: I had the feeling he ate some of them.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, I'm a rat, you know, it's not uncommon to eat your kin.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_04: Uh but I did not I did not know uh my parents, so I've been on I've been wandering around trying to find a family that I could be a part of.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_04: It's beautiful.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_05: And when when the rat army came along and and he saw I was I had no no clothes or no money, they just came and they invited me into their family, and I've been I've been killing for them ever since.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_04: That's what I do.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, until somebody says that I'm not allowed to hang out with you anymore, uh I'll be part of this army probably for the rest of my life.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_04: And I hope I don't have to eat any of these.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_06: Opportunist cannibalism.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_13: We should have been, we should have done like pinky in the brain.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway, well, uh anyways, I'm a cannibal rat that's eating his family, and I just I'm looking for another family to snack off.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_05: I got the taste for rat meat, really.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_14: So you are here to eat up.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you know.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_05: I'll just keep well.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_05: You look tasty.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_06: How big are you?
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_06: Get him.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_06: So uh Gav, do I introduce this to you of the Yeah, no worries there, mate?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_05: Uh my little rat.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_05: Uh uh sounds like he's from uh New Zealand.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_05: Uh born in.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_05: I'm just fuck it.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_05: There's two beautiful backstories there already.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_05: Why don't we have just one rat born into this little rat pack, if I can call it that?
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_05: A little joke there, but the rat.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_05: What was your name again?
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_05: I haven't said that yet.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_05: My name is My name will be start with a C.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_05: It should start with a Clarice and Cletus.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_05: All right, well, my name will be Carl.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's I'm happy with that.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_05: Carl?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_05: Carl the rat.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_05: Carl.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_05: Born in.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_05: I was fucking born into this little rat pack.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_05: Did the joke again.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_05: It's called a colbat.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_05: Uh but yeah, no, no, no trauma, no cannibalism over here.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_05: Just happy to be involved and happy to be part of the rat pack.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_05: I've done it three times.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_05: Bloody hell.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_14: So when you, when I'm speaking, this is the rat that you should picture.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, you've drawn your little rat.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_03: That's that's so ridiculous.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see that.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: I want to see it up.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_15: She's got big boobs.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_05: Oh fuck.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_05: I don't think she's ever drawn anything.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_05: She's okay.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_05: Show me a drawing where you've just given a girl small boobs.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_14: If it's accurate, it's accurate.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_14: Just Terry says massive titties.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_06: Let's just talk about what the what is happening in the episode.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_06: So that this this collection, this collection of rats has been sent on a special mission by the leader, Ashley Cole.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_06: Ashley Cole was promised a lot of cheese by Don Boltry.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_06: Don Boltry, as soon as he got into the castle, which was the agreement of Ashley Cole, that he would get the cheese once he achieved that mission.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_06: It was cast aside and sent back into the city.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_03: I do remember the promise of the cheese.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: He's not lying, that was real.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_14: How much cheese?
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_06: Cheese you couldn't imagine.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_06: The whole conversation was in meme, so there wasn't a specific number, it was just hand gestures.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_06: A lot of cheese.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_06: So uh what's happened is you've been sent into the castle to check.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_06: Let me let me draw a dick on the cheese.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_05: That's an actual two bloody meetings, am I?
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_05: You don't miss a trick.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, you eat rats, and yeah, I'm terrified of you, but you're bloody quick worded, I'll leave you then.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_06: Well, you've been sent into the castle to to try and find figure out where the cheese is kept in the castle.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_06: So uh there is three tunnels ahead of you, and it's up to the three of you which tunnel you go down.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think the first decision we need to make, Clarice, as the woman of the group, you should make the decision for us, because we're just silly little fucking silly little Well, you're a cannibal, mate.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna necessarily follow your opinion.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_05: Cannibal, I just you know, if there's nothing else around.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_05: I think we've got two choices.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_05: Either we all go down the same tunnel, stick as a group, huh?
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_05: A little peck.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_05: I might keep calling us a rat heck.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_05: I'm enjoying that gig, or we take a tunnel each.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_05: What would you want to do, Clarissa?
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think the last time, uh splitting up didn't really work the last time, but I mean we could.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_05: Well, this is our first game, so clearly there is no last time.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's right.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_05: We're talking about me.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_14: Look, you sons of bitches.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_14: Um I s I make the ground here.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_14: And we will stay as one group, thank you.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_06: You say one group, you know, stick on one group.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_06: So which tunnel would you like to would you like me to tell you you could all you uh an insight or a perception to tell you more about the tunnels?
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, let's rub the perception.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_06: Insight rolling.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_14: Fourteen.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_05: Fourteen?
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_14: You gotta roll the room.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_05: Fourteen.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_05: Well twenty.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_05: Twenty.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_05: First one old school.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yay! Toast it, you tossed it as a glove.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_05: It's not as cool.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, I don't like the last game.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_06: Nine, not as good.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_06: So uh Cletus with his heightened senses from eating all of his fret, and he's he's I eat more than just the bread.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_05: No one would eat it.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_14: It was But it seems to be a first choice for you, no.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it's more uh what I can't remember the movie alive.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_04: It's more of an alive thing.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know if you remember that movie with Ryan Reynolds.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_04: No, it was about a bunch of the football players that uh got their plane crashed in the Alps and they had to eat each other.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_04: Now, they weren't cannibals, but uh anyways, I just want to say I like.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_14: You have you have seen so many films for a rat.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you know, I was a little bored there for a little while, so I just got my Netflix account.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_05: In between meals, was it?
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_05: In between meals.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_06: But Clitus and I can tell is there's one tunnel that smells like rats, like a lot of other rats.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we don't want to go down there, do we?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_06: Well, Claytis is the only one that knows this.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_06: So Claytis is gonna make Claytus can then tell you s what in terms of what Clitus wants to do because he's got the highest one, so he's the one that's gonna be.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_06: There's one that smells of it's a weird kind of smell that's almost kind of magical, you know, like that.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_06: I've never smelled anything like that before.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_06: And then there's another tunnel that just smells completely of shit.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_14: So Yum, we like shit.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_06: The only tunnel the uh Clarice can smell is the shit tunnel.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_06: That's the one that's very overpowering.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_14: Ooh, yummy.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_05: I you know, I like a good turd more than anyone.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I can't smell shit.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_05: I can't smell magic, and I cannot smell rat.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_14: Do you know?
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_14: Uh I feel like I'm doing like Pepe Le Pew.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_14: I feel like that's where I'm going.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_14: Um uh so when I smell shit.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_05: I'll tell you, there's uh there's a bunch of rats down that one over there.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_05: Uh do you like your wanna go meet?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_05: I'm always into meat more rats.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_05: This guy also there's something.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_05: There's something funny about the middle one there.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_05: There's this.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_14: When I was sleeping last night, I got woken up.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_14: You were chewing on my leg.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_14: I was.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_05: He likes to gnaw on you when you're asleep.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_05: You're really gonna wake up finally awake either there.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_04: This is you were sleep chewing.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_04: I was sleep chewing, you bet I was.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry about that.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, but uh just try not to sleep too close to me because you kind of taste you.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_14: If it happens again, I will be, you know.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we'll see.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_04: I'll probably eat your leg off before you even ever do nothing.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_04: Be careful.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_05: You gotta give him respect for the honesty.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he's not hiding it.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, well, you're looking for an apology.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_05: He's putting up his hands and saying, I want to eat all you.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_05: I apologize for gnawing on your leg.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, but uh I mean, come on.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_14: I just think that next time you gnaw my leg, I I eat your leg.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_05: Well, let's do it.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it's a date.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_05: We got we're just we're gonna dead.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_05: We got dinner now.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_05: Cletus feels like if he's gonna get cannibal.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_05: Let's just go all the way.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know what's w uh going on over there.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_05: But anyway, I might just head down the middle tunnel.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_05: I like yeah, the ma there's there's something magical or something, anyways.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that sounds better than rats or before the old knee gnawing shit happens.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, uh personally I'd vote the the middle tunnel, it's better than rats.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_05: We've been there.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_05: We know that game.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_05: You fucking eat them.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_05: And it's better than turtle.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_05: But we're not gonna eat or want we want cheese is what we want.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, cheese is way magical cheese in the middle.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_05: I agree.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_14: So is it just us three, is there a bunch of rats?
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_06: It's just it's just used to you smell it you the first tunnel, uh that's the one that smells like that.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_06: The middle one's the magical one, and the top one is the shit one.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_06: So are you just wanting to fold me middle?
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we gotta do the middle bit.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_14: Okay, shut the fuck up, you stupid bastards.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_14: We're right into the middle of the.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_05: You're getting quite aggressive, though.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_05: There's a lot of reasons like French, you know.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_05: What is French anyways?
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_06: I don't even know.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_14: In this clear tunnel.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_06: Uh so you walk down the middle tunnel and you see a door uh and it's got like kind of it's like purple kind of shimmering coming off the corners of the door.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_06: And there's a uh like a a sign above it and it says uh My mind is plagued for a password.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_06: And as you walk in, the door goes, I need a voice for the door.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_15: The door goes, Oh hello there! Oh hey.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, freaking me out.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_15: Get this guy on SNL.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_15: Get this guy on N.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_05: We're all doing auditions for SNL, too.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not I'm looking for it.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_15: Tom, I think that's clear.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_05: I'm so now as we said off camera.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_05: We all know that ship very much sails, I think.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_05: But uh me and Kate still young and prippy young comics on the app.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_05: You go get them, people.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_05: You go don't look your mate.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_05: You go get people.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_05: You're right.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_13: My mind is plagued for a password.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_13: Plague.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_13: Plague rat.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_13: Uh which rats uh we do the black death?
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_05: A plague on all your houses?
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_05: That's from a play.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_14: Oh, biblical.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_14: You are so well read, Carl.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_05: I believe it's Shakespeare, isn't it?
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, when he was gnawing on my leg there, I had a quick read.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_05: Shakespeare.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_05: It's quite good.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_05: I actually like it when he gnaws.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, you do.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_05: Somewhere between an orgasm and a tickle, I find.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, my teeth aren't as sharp as it used to be.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_15: What's your teeth are just to the tiny nubs, flattened nubs?
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_05: It's hard for me to eat.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_15: So your cannibalism is just bad.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_05: I'm like the worst cannibal ever.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks for watching.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_09: Six hours.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_05: Come on.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_05: Go below the knee, no.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_05: Can we cut this up and maybe put it strong?
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_05: So what's that mean?
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_05: A plague smoothie?
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, plague.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_14: Okay, so wait, the door of one of these.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_06: So the daughter sent it, and the door talked to her, and it was like, oh, hello there!
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_14: Hello, Zador.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_14: What a door.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_06: I'm feeling a bit wooden today, guys.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_05: Funniest door I've ever met.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_05: Cool.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_14: Um I think we would like to go sort of you.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_14: Do you know what is on the other side of you?
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_16: Oh, yeah, I know what's on the other side.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_16: It's my backside.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, alright.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that joke's not as good as the first one, but you know.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_16: I appreciate that.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_05: It's pretty good.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, of course you would.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_05: Um, what does the little riddle mean there?
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_05: Plague I'll plague you for a password.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_05: What's that mean?
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_14: My mind is pl my fucking how I'm taking on.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_14: Um my mind is plagued for a password.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, what's that mean, there, door?
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_06: That's my password.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_16: That's how you uh that's how I get opened.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_14: Is it uh Black Death?
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_16: That is the password, yeah.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_14: A new answer.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, well, it could have been that older Shakespeare thing.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_05: It was always a top rate like that.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_05: It was always just a 50-50, I reckon.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that's the door.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_05: I bet the door clarifying out.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_05: What if we'd said a plague on both your houses?
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_05: Would that have been the password?
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_16: I literally have no idea what that is, man.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, he can't hear me.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_05: Well let's just come in, let's just banner him.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_06: Well the door doesn't open.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_14: What's the password, Mr.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_14: Door?
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_14: Mr.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_14: Door La Porte, La Porte, ouvre la porte.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_16: It's doctor door to you, right?
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_16: But what the thing is, you've gotta get me to say the password or I don't open.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh do you know all right, Kay, quickly, quickly, 'cause we've all been throwing in references.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: I want to throw in a reference.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: Has anyone here ever played the video game?
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: It takes two.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_10: It takes to what?
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_10: It takes two.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_10: What does it take two?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_07: No, it that's what the game's called.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_07: It takes two.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_10: What does it take it takes two It takes two.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_07: As in people, it takes two.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_07: It takes not one, it takes two people.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_10: It takes two what?
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_05: This is what the game's fucking called.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: There is a book.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's about a marriage that's fallen apart and the dictates two people.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what Naw on her fucking leg.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_05: There's a sick.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_03: There's there's a th there's a book in that game and you the the door sounds exactly like the book.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: I've I've not a fantastic account.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_03: If people have played that game and they're hearing that, they'll all be thinking what I'm thinking.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's the book from It Tinks Two.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_06: I got it on the D D subreddit suggestions that don't like you.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_05: Hold on here.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_05: Now was the the was the password black The Do Bragg The Do yeah, but the Doe has to say it.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_05: Um say two words that rhyme with rack breag.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_14: Just so many words.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_06: What did you say?
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_06: Oh it wasn't.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_14: Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's just try.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_14: Mr.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_14: Do Dr.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_14: Dor.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_14: Um can you just say the words black plague?
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_16: You you want me to say black plague?
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_16: Bango.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_16: That's fine, because that is not the password.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_14: Oh no, you switched it.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_05: That's the problem with the smoke.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_05: You're so bloody smug.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_05: Wait.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_06: You switched it.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_06: It was originally you've said it before and it wasn't that.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_05: You've used plague on both your houses.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_05: I knew I was right.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_06: You've picked up one word for each and put them together.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_06: I've not seen it, but it was like.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_05: What was what was your initial plague thought then?
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_05: Black death.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_05: Black death.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_05: Black death's different than black plague.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_14: Oh, sorry.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_14: I have not I'm not well today.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_14: I don't think it's a big thing.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_05: Black death.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_05: We wanted to say black death.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_14: Okay.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_14: Mr.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_14: Dr.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_14: Do.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_14: Can you say the words uh Black Death?
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_16: That would be very easy, so that's not how this game works.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_16: You're gonna have to try and trick me.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_14: Okay, what is the colour of darkness?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_16: Uh dark.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_14: That's not a colour.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_14: You know this.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_06: Well well, where is the dark?
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_06: Where am I where it's dark?
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_14: Oh my god.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_05: Right, no, I think I've got it, mate.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_05: Mate, mate, mate, I think I've got it.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_05: Let me try something.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_05: Go for it.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, door.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_05: Two questions, and I want you to answer both the questions with one word.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_03: What Corey, please have some fucking belief in me here.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: Right, let me find the I need to figure the correct wording for the second question.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_05: What colour of skin does famous American actor Eddie Murphy have?
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_05: Is that not is that not right?
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_05: That would get us there.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_05: That would get us there.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_05: And the second question, what usually happens when comedian uh Gareth Much uh performs on stage?
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_05: In one word.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_14: One word each.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_14: One word each.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_14: So two words total.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_06: What if the words hyphen well fuck it?
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_06: The word it's hyphenated, so African American and laughter.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_05: He is good.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_05: I should have picked a different comic.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_05: Hmm.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_04: Black.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, there's a now do you know any music, Dor?
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_16: I know any tune you want me to hum.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_04: I really want to remember there's a there's a song by Pearl Jam called what's that song?
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_05: It's called.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_05: Even flow?
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, you heard.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: That's another thing I do when you're knowing on me.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_05: It's all black.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, black.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_05: There's other bands.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, there's a black band now.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_05: You've picked a band without blank in it.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_05: Oh shit.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_05: Oh we should do a fill-in-the-blanks.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_05: That's what we should do.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_05: Fill in the blanks, please, of these two sentences.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_05: Uh famous band, The Blank Keys.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_05: And I need a fill in the blank for this.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_05: Uh a place in Arizona, something valley.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_05: A place in Arizona, blank valley.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_05: Fill in the blanks, please, in two concise words, Dor.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_06: So what what's the sentence again?
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_14: The best the blank keys and popular American bands.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_05: Popular American band, the blank keys, and place in Phoenix Arizona Phoenix.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_05: Blank Valley.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_05: Two words concisely, please, door.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, so he goes.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_06: The popular American band, the black keys.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_03: I just need you to fill in the the blanks.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: So what were the blanks?
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_06: I'm filling in the blanks of descendants.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but I don't need the whole sentence.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_09: I need the blanks.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_16: I'm a magical door and a magical land.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_16: This is the only fun I get.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_16: Do you think that a lot of people are coming down here to speak to a door?
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_14: Right, right, I got it.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_14: Excuse me, Dr.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_14: Doch.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_14: Um, what is the opposite of uh colour of white?
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_02: Technical.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_14: No, you s you're peeing away.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna fucking kick the door down.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_14: Do it, do it, roll, roll the hip.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_14: Roll to the head.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: I draw the kick the door down.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_15: Cletus is just rubbing his teeth against the door.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_15: How much you get?
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_06: Whoa.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_06: It's gone now.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_06: Twenty.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_06: Twenty.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_06: Uh to what?
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_06: Kick the door, didn't they?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_06: So you run at the door and then the magical kind of- Have this door, you technicolor cut.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_06: So the the door, the magical kind of purple stuff, it creates almost like a bubble around it, and you bounce and you go flying by.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_05: No, don't bring back the fart.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_05: I did my own little noise.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_10: It's when you land.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, my little I did a little rat fart there.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_05: Apologies.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_05: Now I gotta be accountable.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_05: That's just taste it.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_05: Taste it.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, this door's a piece of shit.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_05: Um just say the fucking words, mate.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_05: Just say the words, but we're giving you questions to try and trick you.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_05: You're not up for being tricked, mate.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_05: You're not up for it.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_16: I love being tricked, but I love playing games, so let's play a game and maybe we get there.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_14: What's the opposite of being alive?
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_06: Jesus hates Christ.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_06: The object of being alive is being dead.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_14: What is another word for dead?
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_06: Gun.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_06: Gun.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_06: Bad bad.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_05: No, he's not eminent.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_05: He wants to play a.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_14: In French, when you orgasm, we call it Le Petit Mor.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_14: In English, that translates to the little.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_06: The only French I know is manjune.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_05: He said he wants to play a game.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_05: What game do you want to play, Dor?
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_05: What game what game do you want to play, Dor?
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_16: I like ISPY.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_05: Oh right, all right.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_05: I spy.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's not how you play I spy, mate.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's really not how you play in any conceivable way.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_15: Don't forget.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_15: Oh, Juliet!
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_03: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with me.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_03: The in this cave?
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a lot in this cave, mate.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_05: A lot of it in this cave, mate.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_05: B.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_05: It's Z.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_06: B.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_06: Thanks for being a cave that starts with B.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_06: It's pretty black, mate.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_14: What colour in this cave starts with B that you see?
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_06: Brown.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_14: Why would it be fucking brown?
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_14: It's not correct.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_14: Guess again.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_06: Because the mud.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_06: There's brown button in the bottom.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_06: Guess again.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_06: Guess again, right?
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_06: A colour in this cave that starts with B.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_06: Correct, mate.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_06: Those are the parameters.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_06: Brown's in the cave.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_06: You don't want brown in the case.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_06: It's not brown now.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_06: You lose What about black?
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_05: Correct, mate.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_14: What's in this cave?
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_14: My own.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_05: I think now I'm gonna fake my own.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_03: What's he faking, mate?
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_05: Chest pains.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_05: No shit, it's upgraded there from chest pain to it's chest pain to fainting.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_05: No, he's not fainting, mate.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_05: No, stay down.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_05: I've seen his head.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_05: He's not breezing.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_14: He is not breezing.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_05: So you'd say he's probably in need of resuscitation.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_05: Door, I am gonna kick your fucking head in in a minute, Meg.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_05: I swear to God, mate.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_05: There's no other or You don't want to play I Spy, mate.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_03: You don't want to fucking play it, because here we are playing.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_05: But even then we need to say both fucking words.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_03: What is the sign why do you n what if I could ask you a question right now, what two words do you want to say the least, what would those words be?
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_06: I'm sorry, dare.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, for the love of shit, that's three words as well.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_06: Sorry, sorry.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_06: Sorry, dare.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_05: You know what?
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_05: This is why we shouldn't be f what we're rats.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_05: What are we doing here?
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_05: Why don't we go f we'll get a handle cave and go to the old rats then?
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_05: Find out what they're doing.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you know what?
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck it, let's go down the turd tunnel.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_05: That's gotta be better than this fucking cuntid door.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_05: That's what you are, mate.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_05: You're a cuntid door.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_14: In French, we call the orgasm a little, and then it's something that starts with a D.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_14: Guess the word.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_05: You know we want you to say death, mate.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_06: That's the whole game with.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_06: Just say it.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_06: Say what?
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_05: Say black death.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_06: Why?
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_05: Because it'll open the door.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_06: Why does he want the door open?
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_06: Because we're sick of your shit, mate.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's not nice.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_06: Feels like this friendship might be dying.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_06: It's dead.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_05: Give me a how you feeling about picking the rat game, Kent?
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_05: Still up for it, are we?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_05: Should have done the escape game.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_14: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_14: Mr.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_14: Uh Dorr, if that is uh sorry, uh desolate Dr.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_14: Dorr.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_14: You know, there was another doctor in popular media.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_02: Doctor Who?
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_14: No, incorrect, I guess again.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_02: Doctor No.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_02: Incorrect Doctor House.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_14: Wrong.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_14: Oh, I do love that show.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_02: Doctor.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: Doctor Doom.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, closer.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_02: Warmer.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I like it.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_02: You're really good.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: Why you're really good at this game.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_14: It's warmer, but not quite right.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: Doc Brown.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's getting colder.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_14: It's getting colder again.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_02: Gavorkian.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: Doctor.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_02: Dr.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: Dr.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: Doom, Dr.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_02: Death, Dr.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_14: Dr.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_14: Death.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_14: Is that correct?
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_14: Wow.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_14: So basically, far apart from each other, you have said the words black and death.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_16: Yeah, but you gotta get me the pin together.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_14: All right, buddy.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_09: I pull out again.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_05: Right, let's do a little uh uh it's like uh acting exercise.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_05: I took a couple acting classes, uh, and we'll sometimes Who did you play?
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_05: Uh Dr.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_05: Doodlittle.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_05: Uh the one you were fucking thinking of, mate.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_05: Uh so we it's like a warm-up exercise.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_05: We would say we would go Rack Death Black Death, Rack Death, Black Death.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_05: Try it?
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_05: So I do rack death and you do the other bit.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_05: I'll d how about I'll do rat death, you do the other bit.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_05: Rat death.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_16: He got it, he got it.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_11: Say rat death ten times as fast as you can.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_11: Rat def, rat, death, rat def, rat, death, rat, def, rat, def, rat def, red death.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_05: Right, say, say, say brack, say brack def.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_05: Def with an F as fast as you can.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_05: A million times.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_06: What it was Breck Death.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_06: Break death, brack deaf, breath, deaf, break, def.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_16: Keep it going, speaking up.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_11: Break, deaf, break, spear, break, deaf, break, deaf, break, deaf, break, deaf, breath, def.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_16: I think that was a black one.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_09: I think we got you there.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_06: I think my enunciation was I'm not.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_15: Okay, Liam.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_06: So uh you what uh could use all one run at that.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_14: Yes.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that was mine.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_05: The MF.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_05: I'm fucking But we can run again.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_14: Real raw, roll, roll, man.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_06: If you ask a question, what would the what the quay the answer could be just the word black death.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_06: So what you could ask a question.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_03: I've tried to do that, but American comedian and Gareth Mudd rather than.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_06: You could put two things together, but you could ask it because Black Death is an actual thing, so you could ask it the way Quiz!
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_14: Quiz alert, subduct the dog, quiz time.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_14: What was the uh plague that was carried by rats uh across Europe in the oh god nine in the history, in the history of uh what um was the name of that disease when it caught and it caused people's limbs to turn black from their extremities inwards?
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, I gonna answer the question because I love answering questions, but I want you to know I'm I'm a lonely door, so when I answer this question, can you please promise you'll come back and speak to me again?
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_14: Oh, yeah.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_03: Sure thing might be course, mate.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_03: You're the two.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_03: I've enjoyed every segment of this, Mike.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_15: Did you say anything?
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I don't know.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_05: That's it.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_06: The popul the the the plague the popular plague of uh the 1800s that caused blotching on the skin and was carried by rats was of course the Black Death.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_05: Excellent.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_05: So 28 minutes that mate.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_05: Just so we all know 28 minutes that took.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_05: Well, really, something behind me trick it.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_14: I didn't know you could just do that.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it felt like we had to trick him.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_14: Well, you can't you have Fuck it, Dr.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_14: Doll, open that.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_06: So the door opens, it swings open, and you see a room full of cheese.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, we're never coming back behind you, mate.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_05: Go fuck yourself.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_14: Maybe he can speak from the other side of the door as well.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_06: You kill him, but he's muffled because he's now pressed up against the wall.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_16: He's just like, Yeah, I told you.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_16: My back's sad.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_16: Close yourself down.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_05: So that was what smelt magical was cheese?
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_03: But the door smelt magical.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_03: Can I run at any cheese?
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, sure.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_03: Jump into my.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_03: Do I need to roll for that?
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_06: No, I was just saying what I did.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_14: We run, I dive into the cheese, and I kind of burrow down my spiral in.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_05: I'm uh I'm making a rat out of one of the cheese.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, then I'm making a rat thing, and so everybody roll so you all ate the cheese?
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_14: Yeah, oh no.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_06: So everybody roll me a D20.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_14: This is Oh, God.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_03: Do we want this to be low or high?
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_14: Fucking hell.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_14: You got 19.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_06: 16.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_06: 16, and you got 19?
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_06: So as you're eating the cheese, you if you feel uh cowl, he feels a rumbling in his stomach.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_06: Go on, what sort of cheese is this?
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_06: This is gouda.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, gouda don't agree with me, guys.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_06: But uh it feels it feels bad, but you're like, I think I can get the rest of pain.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, he's like Clitis from years of eating other rats, his stomach is completely solid.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it feels nothing.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_06: And then Clarice starts to get black, dark splotches.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_14: Oh no!
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_06: And we're so thick.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_06: Obviously, we're gonna get fucking black dead.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_06: Like obviously.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_06: And uh she turns to the rest of the group, and this is she's got I'm gonna I'll set you a timer of ten minutes, and in ten minutes, Curry's will be dead.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_05: Get the salt get the salt pepper.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_14: If you eat that me, you'll die too.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_05: I feel not an outroll.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_05: I have a stomach.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_14: Ten minutes?
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_14: Oh no.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_14: Guys, please tell my family that I love them and I'm so sad I could not find some.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_05: Carissa, this is really time to tell you this.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_05: I've never really seen eye to eye with you.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_05: Uh I'm actually quite glad you're about to fucking pass on now.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_05: Why would you tell me this?
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_03: Well, because now when uh the is there a better time for me to look someone in the eyes and say you've always been a bit of a dick, mate?
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_05: Then it's a little bit more than a little bit.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_14: I think of a stone from the bottom of the cave and I uh I hit uh See, this is why, see, aggressive.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_05: You're aggressive.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_05: This is why roll it.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just I wanna know if there's anything other than cheese in here.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_06: Do you want to roll roll against our door?
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_06: Please, mate, please, mate.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_05: I'd like to Oh on your iPad.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_05: Remember I got the iPad.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we should have thought about that, mate.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_03: Seems pretty it's not that high.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_03: Eleven.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_03: Eleven?
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_06: Clear's got a twelve, so the uh so uh roll me a D4.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_06: We'll do that.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_10: You're you're so happy like another dead, yeah.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_05: I'm also yeah, but four.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_05: Four can can you be saved is the question.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_06: Can you be saved?
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_06: I'll keep a note of it.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_06: You didn't need to do that.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_14: Doctor door You're a doctor, you're a doctor.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_14: That's right, I'm a doctor.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_14: I feel not good uh eating this cheese.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_14: Please, I feel like I will die.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, well, I think you might have black death, and the door swings open again.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_14: So do you know what can save me?
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_06: And the door doesn't use yellow muffin.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_06: Kind of like you can kind of make it like, yeah, uh, yeah.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_05: Can you help me with my head, mate?
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_05: I'm uh bleeding quite a fair bit here and there.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_05: I'm having some more of this black so delete.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_07: And it's doing absolutely nothing.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_14: Is it worth that gets the door to close again?
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_06: Uh I think you can just ask it to close because I've Please, Dr.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_14: Bill, close yourself, please.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_14: Please, I would need to know how to save myself from this illness, and please do not say Black Death.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, well, that's gonna make this quite tricky.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_06: Well, my my magic, what it does, is it it forces me to open when I say the word, but if I was to say the opposite of it, that certain password, then my magic may be able to save someone.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_14: Okay.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_14: So you need to say white alive?
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_05: White.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_14: That feels pretty fucking racist, mate.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_05: White Do you want us to put it with our fucking fist in the air?
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, because your white lives, the it was gonna be It's definitely gonna be white a lot, isn't it?
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_06: It was uh I I'm gonna tell you what it is now because I don't want any accusations before it was gonna be bright buff.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_14: Oh definitely.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_06: Well the opposite of the I did see the white pebble connotations.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_06: So I was like, well, let's try and scot like.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_14: Okay, okay, okay.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_03: Good to good to remember for future games, guys.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_03: All we have to do is accuse Liam Fairley of being a white supremacist, and he will fold all of the case.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_14: Um Bret birth.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, this is not, yeah.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_06: Surely there should be another thing.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_06: But you can tend to a different angle with it.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think what was what is what potentially the doll's already told you how to do this.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_06: I spy.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_04: Uh gotta ask it a question.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_14: Yeah, but I'm trying to think what question is the answer to break, but can you say uh the opposite?
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_14: Uh, I need you to say the opposite of Black Death right now.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_06: So he slam the door slams open again.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_14: Uh he didn't say Black Death.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, well, I I that's a uh good point.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_06: You fuck I so he says he says straight off and uh but But the answer then is bright birth.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_06: I bet it is, but whatever.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, what would happen there?
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_05: I missed that.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_06: I f I fucked up.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_06: I thought she was gonna I I when I wrote it out.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_06: This is this is what this is for the D D fans.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_06: Sometimes this is what happens.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_06: A DM makes a mistake and you've just got to hold your hands up.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_06: I thought the door was gonna I thought I fucked it in my head and I thought the door would have to say Black Death again and slam against the wall so it can say the right thing.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_06: But Kate has Kate has saw through that plan.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_06: And she saved herself with five minutes on the club.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_15: Whoa.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_15: And you're still bleeding from your head.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_15: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_05: Can we do something about that now, Joyce?
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_16: Can we doctory, pal?
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_16: A bandage.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_06: I'm a door.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_06: Alright.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_06: Well well.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_06: All I've got is a jar.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_14: You are more than just a dog.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_14: You are a doctor.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_06: Well, thank you, Clarice.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_14: Thank you so much for saving me, even though you kind of was the one who killed me.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_16: Well, you never asked me about the cheese.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_16: Oh my god, this again.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_05: This the the loopholes in this fucking door, mate.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_14: Thank you, doll.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_14: I love you.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_05: I love you too, but.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_16: Alright, Clearus.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_06: I'm not you, I'm not a massive fan.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_06: I never liked you though.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_06: You like the others?
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I thought they were cannibals.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, Cleveland is strange, but he's kind of endearing.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_06: He's a fucking cannibal, mate.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_05: Wait a second.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_05: I'm a sure.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_05: All he has done is talking about kidding us.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_05: He molded the cheese into the form of a rat to try convince him.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_05: Is that all he did?
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_05: And you like that guy more than me?
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_05: He says more about door than anything.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_05: By the way, I think you've got fine cheese in here.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_05: That's your creepy mate now, mate.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_14: Is there anywhere else in these tunnels you think we should go?
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_06: Well, there's a way to the courtroom for higher up.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_06: If you keep going, you can get straight in.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_06: There's there's a tack of a big trial.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_06: I can hear it kind of echoing down ever since.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_14: Oh, my family loved trials.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_14: They are probably there watching.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_14: Let's go.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_06: So you you run up to this.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_06: So you're running up the passageway.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_05: Getting pretty dizzy, actually.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_05: My head is pretty sore.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_05: No, I am sure what's happening this.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_14: Carol, I'm sorry.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_14: I'm sorry, but you were being really rude, and I thought I was going to die.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_05: I was trying to have a bit of a giggle thinking that you were definitely gonna die.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_05: I regret it now.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_05: We've always been I was talking crazy back there.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it's always been close.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_14: But it hurt.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_05: I get that.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_05: Do you know what else hurt when you bang my head with fucking rock mail?
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_14: So in a way we are kind of even.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, I'm still sitting here on two hit points.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_05: It doesn't feel that even, mate, but fine.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_14: Should uh we kiss it better.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_06: Oh that's that's uh that's a new explain statistic.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_05: I just I I'm not even sure what's happening with Carl right now.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_05: With a rock.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you smashed him in the fucking head.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_05: What the hell was I doing?
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_05: I eating rat cheese?
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you were eating rat cheese.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_05: Well, okay, just uh you're gonna die.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_06: I might, mate, yeah.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_06: So uh as you're getting closer, you could hear the voice of Stacy Kill and Ectly.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_06: Uh it's the closest you've got yet, mate.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_04: There's a lot of rats.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_06: If we lose one, that'll be uh and then you hear the voice of Vincenzo Gambino.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_14: And we say, oh my god, I can't even see these people, but that guy sounds like a dick.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_04: And he's uh I'll tell you something else.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_04: I you kind of smell is that fart?
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_06: So as you're running up through, uh you find uh you find stu you start to find like buried kind of bits uh like notes and stuff like that, and it's the letters uh to the court, and it's from the Chancellor, who we'll all remember was the Chancellor of Taz, who seemed to be the one that was actually in control, and there are letters that have been clearly torn up and thrown, and uh basically they'll notice that are saying that uh Bill Futler has to be framed for a crime to keep him in this city.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_06: But you've got to join them all together.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_06: So Well, question number one can we read?
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_06: No, but the shapes are alternative triangles that remind you of cheese, mate.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_06: Bloody love cheese.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna grab all the guys, on the off chance of this being cheese, we should all grab as much fucking paper cheese as we can.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_05: I'll try paper.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_04: Of course I'll try paper.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_05: Don't eat it, just gather it, collect it.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_05: How would rats store?
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_06: Well that then you tell me.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_05: Cheeks of the Ross, man.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, cheeks better.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_05: Better.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_05: Definitely better.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_06: How yeah cheeks at all.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, cheeks is better.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_05: I agree.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_04: How big is the land though?
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_06: So it's like How big is it?
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_04: Like how much paper are we just getting here?
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_06: This is what this would be like is it A3?
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_06: No, yes, it's A5.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_15: No, A4 is a normal piece of paper.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_06: It could easily be carried between three rands.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_06: Fantastic.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_06: That's a that's the perfect amount of paper we need.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_06: So you are you're gonna pick up all the bits.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_06: 100%.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna pick 'em all up.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_06: So you get closer, you pack you start packing up all these bits of paper, and you get closer and closer to this kind of drainage gate that's under, and you hear Stacey Glennethlet explaining to Bill Flutler and Scarface that if only you had some way of proving that uh the fucking bow was framed and this is all bullshit.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_06: And is there anything that Stacy would say that maybe would make hard You know what?
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_05: I think we fought really bloody hard there.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_05: They know take it take it as a win.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_05: Because they couldn't prove you did it, they couldn't prove you didn't do it.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_05: So I think it's a win.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_05: What we need now is we we we've got the trial's been rescheduled.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_05: We have time now.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_05: In that time, what do you I want to notice if there's a rats?
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_05: And you can rule perception.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_05: I wanna do I hear that any nuance would stay on the lawyer.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, I'm doing a thing here, and you've just fucking cut my nuts off.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_05: I apologize, I will.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_05: That's a rats.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_05: That's no worries.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_05: What do we want to do for when the trailer's baby said?
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_04: Go for it.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_04: I'll roll afterwards.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_06: No, no, you roll.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_05: That's 16.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_06: 19 plus one, so that's a 20.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_06: So Bull Futler while this conversation's happening, and sees three rats holding bits of paper staring up at him from a drain.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_14: Yeah, I knew that that was gonna be really good.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_06: Do it.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_05: Do it.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_05: I'm just noticing something.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_14: And my mind is elsewhere, but you should keep talking.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_05: It's already half it just fine.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_05: Just go do your thing.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_05: Notice the rats now.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_05: Go do your see out the rat.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_15: What does Tom see exactly?
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_06: He sees three three rats within bits of paper staring up through the drain at him.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_06: So, Bill, what does Bill what does does Bill tell anybody to do?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_04: Bill, Bill can talk to animals.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, what you got there?
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_06: So you can't talk with animals and they go, what what do what would these characters say to Bill who's asking that question?
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_06: This one's a TV.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_05: Bonjour.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_05: Hello there, little Bye bye.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_05: What huge titties you have for a rat.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_14: Merci, merci bien.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_14: Um, Mister, we have pieces of cheese paper.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_05: Any chance you got a bandage there, mate?
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_05: Well, funny thing is, can I see those little pieces of paper?
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we'll get to the paper, mate.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_05: Bandages first, I mean.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_14: Yeah, treadful tread.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_14: Okay.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_05: Uh uh.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_05: You have spelled.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_05: I will not only give you a bandage, I will heal your wound.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_14: Oh my god, darling.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_05: So that's better than a bandage.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_05: And then I do this touchy thing to the fat one.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_05: This jacket.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_09: He's very skinny.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_09: I'm sorry.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_09: He's a skinny rat.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_05: It is a different world.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_05: I'm in a different world, man.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I'm sorry about that.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, thanks.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_05: Not really, but you know.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_05: Here.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_05: So I heal this one.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_05: What one?
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_05: Obviously.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_05: The fun the funny one?
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_05: The funny one.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_05: My good buddy, the skinny, nice little rat.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_14: She's got very big arms.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you for that.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_05: What is that?
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_09: He's strong.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_05: Is the tit thing still fine?
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_05: Like I did.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry, I didn't.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_12: Honestly, like big tits, so it's a fact.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_05: Well then then then then sorry.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_05: It's just a noise.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_05: I need to apologize.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry, I've got a bit of feelings.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_09: Tom just casts uh forget.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_06: Tom us you uh thanks, mate.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_06: That's your back up to feel healthy.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_05: That's f I feel fucking great.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_05: Now give the give the can I have see those papers you got there, and I'm gonna give them a lot of things.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_15: Yeah, here are papers.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_05: There's only paper, cheese.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_06: There you go.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_06: So you get all the bits of paper and you you can sell they're all muddled up and stuff.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_06: You just gotta say you arranged them.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna make you roll for it because we've got a few minutes.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_04: Slide that piece of paper over to my good lawyer.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_04: Stay on and scarfing.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_04: Scarface there, people.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_05: Different folks.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_08: Some plural store.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_09: Well, well, well.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_09: If it isn't Scarface bag.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_05: What have we got here?
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_09: I've had a couple drinks at the lawyer bar.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_09: Which and Scarface bag.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_05: Where'd you get this paper from?
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_05: Real reliable source.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_09: Three rats.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_14: Three rats from the floor.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_14: Oh my god, what does the pick or cheese tell you, sir?
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_14: I'm gonna get crucified for this.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_14: Why did I do this?
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_06: I'm actually dizzy from laughing.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_06: The paper cheese when put all together, it says it's a letter to the Chancellor, to the judge, and it says Wait, from the Chancellor.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_06: From the Chancellor to the judge, yeah.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_06: And it basically says, We've got to find a way to keep Bill Futler in the city till the boss arrives.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_06: Make sure whatever you do, he doesn't get out.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_06: We've got to keep him here.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_06: So this is no good though, because the judge is in on it.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_06: The judge is in on it, yeah, so it's no good.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_06: Well, is there anyone that you could tell in the city?
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_06: Is there something like that?
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_06: That's something that you mean.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_06: Well, you'll need to figure it out in the next episode.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_14: Um, Mr.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_14: Big Man.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_05: Um, yes, little cute mousey rat.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_05: Who are you now?
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_05: Who are you now?
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_05: Who is that?
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_03: What was that voice attribute to?
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_03: Because that was just Tom.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_05: That was just Tom.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_05: Just talk.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_05: Do I uh does it?
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's Bill.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_05: That might be Bill.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_05: That might be Bill.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_05: Bill, yeah, yeah.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_05: That might be Bill.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry, I thought you were still trying to be the rat, sorry.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_14: Have you seen, Mr.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_14: Big Man?
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_14: Have you seen a family of French rats?
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_05: Big man, what do you mean by big rat?
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_05: You are all sent little rat for the dick.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_05: Excuse me.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_14: I'm a rat.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_14: To me, you're quite big.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, okay.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, what's what are we doing there?
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_04: Cute little rat?
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_04: What do you got?
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_14: I was looking for my family.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't think.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_04: I think maybe uh maybe you might um I don't think they're here, little rat.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think um I think you're a rat.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_04: By the way, you don't live that long.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_05: What's your what's your how long have you been looking for your family for?
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_05: For what's your family's name?
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_05: Lovely little rat.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_05: You Stacy.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_05: I obviously know that.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_05: What's your what's your family's name?
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_05: Um I can't.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_05: You can't talk to rat.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_05: Of course I can't.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_05: I'm the only one.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_05: Madjam.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, I have no idea.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry, I forgot.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_05: You said her name was Francois.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_05: Well, her last name was Francois.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_05: That has to come from Yeah, well, no, that's what I heard.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_05: Didn't I hear?
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_14: Oh, from the squeeze.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_14: Okay.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_14: Sure.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_14: Sure.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_14: My last my family's last name is Clinthy.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_05: See, this is why I need to ask, because I knew they would be here.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_05: Clineffe is what she said, Stacy.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_05: I mean Clinthne.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_05: You're oh my god.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_05: Stacy picks up.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_05: I should have told, I could have told by the tits that you were a clinic.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_05: Green at it.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_06: And then Carlos just beat it.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I think that brings an end to that episode.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_06: Uh we'll be back with an escape episode with Bill Futter and all the usual gang.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_06: But you know, we You don't want to go to name drop then.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_05: Bill Futter.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_05: Bill Futter and the rest of the game.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but then the rest of the game.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_06: Bill Futter, Don Boggy Fanny's Big Win, and of course, Sean Michaels as the giant breakout of this whole situation.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_06: We'll see you next time.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_12: Thank you so much for listening to Comics Quest.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_12: I would like to say thank you, especially to Kitty Preston for our amazing logo, Alan Orr for the music, and Sean Stables on sound.