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Minisode: Big Boyfriend Problems with Yamaneika Saunders · Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

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  Speaker 1: Hi, Welcome to a mini episode where these are minisodes.
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  Speaker 1: We have a special guest on our minisode. Her name
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  Speaker 1: is Yamnika Saunders. Hi, Catherine, how are you today?
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Jelsey, Hi, Yamnika, Hi Ya Minika, Hi, Yamnika, Hi.
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  Speaker 3: I endure you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, bye, bye? Okay, Catherine, what do we got with Yamnika?
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  Speaker 2: Say? Well? Our first thing that we have up is
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  Speaker 2: a follow up from a wonderful caller. We had Wit
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  Speaker 2: who called it on our John Lovett episode. He was
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  Speaker 2: wrestling with whether or not to reveal to his longtime
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend's family that he's trans okay, So I checked in
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  Speaker 2: with him and Wit said, oh, my goodness, Hi, it's
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  Speaker 2: really nice timing to hear from you and give you
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  Speaker 2: an update.
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  Speaker 4: We ended up.
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  Speaker 2: Telling them, well, my partner did in a very casual
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  Speaker 2: conversation back in November. Long story short, they received it
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  Speaker 2: very well. We're honored that we trusted them with the
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  Speaker 2: information enough to tell them, and also said it would
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  Speaker 2: have been okay had we chosen not to tell them.
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  Speaker 2: At first, I thought, oh damn, maybe we didn't need
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  Speaker 2: to say anything, but ultimately it was a huge weight
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  Speaker 2: off my shoulders.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Never in the moment, never and he was worried about, like,
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  Speaker 2: are they going to ask awkward questions? Never in the moment,
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  Speaker 2: nor since then have they asked any inappropriate questions. And
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  Speaker 2: really just were happy that my partner was happy and
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  Speaker 2: could see the genuine love between us, and this week
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  Speaker 2: I proposed and we're now engaged. Prior to asking her,
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  Speaker 2: I had a conversation with her parents about my intentions,
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  Speaker 2: hoping to have their support. They were nothing but thrilled
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  Speaker 2: and happy to welcome me into the family. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for this insight. It helped make the decision based on
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  Speaker 2: what I really wanted without thinking about what their reaction
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  Speaker 2: would be. But it also helped me have conversations with
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  Speaker 2: others about the sensitivity of the topic should they be
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  Speaker 2: on either side of the conversation. Thanks again, come to
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  Speaker 2: Canada for the wedding cheers. Wit.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: That's a nice results. Because her family didn't know that
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  Speaker 1: he was trans, and she did.
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  Speaker 2: Partner's family, Yeah, the partner's family.
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  Speaker 1: His girlfriend's family didn't know that he was trans, and
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  Speaker 1: they didn't know if they should tell them or just
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  Speaker 1: like leave it off the table.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't even remember.
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  Speaker 5: I think I said to have her do it in
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  Speaker 5: a casual way if they feel inclined, right, Like they
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  Speaker 5: don't need to know that he's tranced, but like if
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  Speaker 5: they want to tell them that it's not really his I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't remember what the fuck I said, quite.
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  Speaker 2: Frankly, No, that's exactly what you said. You were like,
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  Speaker 2: if you really need to, And I know it was
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  Speaker 2: this sort of thing where some things were coming up
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  Speaker 2: where it's like, oh, we're going on a beach vacation
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  Speaker 2: together soon, so people are going to be in you know,
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  Speaker 2: swimsuits and I will too, and like they're a scar,
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  Speaker 2: you know, different things that he was like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if I need to explain this ahead of time
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  Speaker 2: sort of things.
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  Speaker 3: People we have a scars, the shot got ketoys all
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  Speaker 3: over the place.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's a little bit different than being tranced.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, anyway, anything else, Catherine, Well, we do.
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  Speaker 4: Have a caller and yaminy guy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very interested to hear well actually both of your
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  Speaker 2: advice on this. Okay, So Michelle says, Dear Chelsea, I've
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  Speaker 2: had your email address saved in my drafts for like
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  Speaker 2: two years. I've had many things that I've wanted to
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  Speaker 2: consult with you about, but things come and go. I'm
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  Speaker 2: currently reading your newest book I'll have what she's having,
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  Speaker 2: and wanted to tell you how much I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I just read the chapters on POOPSI Whoopsie and Oopsie
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  Speaker 2: and shed a tear. This coming from a girl who
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  Speaker 2: never cries. I do have one dilemma currently in my life,
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  Speaker 2: and if you've ever experienced this, maybe I'll have some insight.
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  Speaker 2: I just started dating a man who seems great on
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  Speaker 2: a lot of accounts except for one small or not
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  Speaker 2: so small problem. He has a really huge penis. I
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  Speaker 2: don't say that in a light hearted way or a
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  Speaker 2: joking way about how some woman want a big cock.
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  Speaker 2: I joke with him and tell him he has a
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  Speaker 2: double dick. It's literally double the girth of a quote
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  Speaker 2: unquote normal penis. We've tried to have sex a couple
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  Speaker 2: of times, but it just doesn't work. If it goes in,
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  Speaker 2: it hurts after a few seconds.
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  Speaker 5: For me.
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  Speaker 2: He's age appropriate, has an education and a good job,
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  Speaker 2: and it's loving, sweet and communicative. So I would love
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  Speaker 2: if this would work, but I also can't wreck my
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  Speaker 2: body for it. Any advice or experience Michelle.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, I've never had a penis that was so
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  Speaker 5: big that it didn't fit, that it didn't hurt.
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  Speaker 1: So you can't even get it? And are you like
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  Speaker 1: lubricated and ready to rumble?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean we've tried it a few times. I
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  Speaker 6: mean I can't even get my hand around it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, that's big, too much? I mean, what's young? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: What do you have to say, Yaminika? Do you have
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  Speaker 1: ever experienced a penis that was too big for your.
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  Speaker 3: The ways in which my vagina has other stories that
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  Speaker 3: can be told.
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  Speaker 1: The way in which your vagina kind of adapt to
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  Speaker 1: a large penis, Is that what you're trying to say.
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  Speaker 3: I have a very tight vagina, okay, and so a
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  Speaker 3: lot of times is hard for things to get in there.
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  Speaker 3: But I also have a competitive go get a spirit?
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  Speaker 3: And does he know that he is too? Like you've
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  Speaker 3: told him this, right, you know.
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  Speaker 6: He's like he played it off at first, like it's.
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  Speaker 4: Not that big.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, And I'm like what After a few times,
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, has this been a problem in the past,
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  Speaker 6: And he's like, yeah, it's been a problem, And he
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  Speaker 6: feels bad and he really is trying, and I am
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  Speaker 6: trying and we haven't had one successful session.
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  Speaker 4: How did yeah, what was going on there? Do that
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  Speaker 4: so well?
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  Speaker 6: I think it's like a combination. I quit drinking for
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  Speaker 6: about a year just it just wasn't serving me. But
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  Speaker 6: I decided I needed to try drinking again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well yeah, he got that Hennessy dick.
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  Speaker 2: So I had a few drinks.
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  Speaker 6: I also did some research and I found this herb
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  Speaker 6: called Damiana And basically it's just that you take every
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  Speaker 6: day and it's supposed to like help that your lining
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  Speaker 6: and your wetness and everything. And I feel like the
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  Speaker 6: combination of that, my nerves were settled a little bit
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  Speaker 6: from the alcohol and not being nervous that this thing
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  Speaker 6: coming at me. And it's still hurt a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: And I feel like if we keep trying, I'll just
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  Speaker 6: adapt more.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's huge. I leave you.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that it's very big, and I understand that
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  Speaker 1: that's unpleasant. But if you really like this guy, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you can warm up your vagina to a bigger penis.
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  Speaker 1: It works, you know what I mean, Like, you can
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  Speaker 1: get your vagina acclimated. I just worry after the honeymoon
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  Speaker 1: phase is over and you're really like then what do
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  Speaker 1: you do with that big dick that's coming at you
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  Speaker 1: all the time?
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  Speaker 6: You know, Well, I'm worried like if I move on
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  Speaker 6: to another person, not that that's no.
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  Speaker 4: It retracts, It retracts. Yeah, it goes back.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you have a baby, Your vagina goes back,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it can come and
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  Speaker 1: recover from a big dick. I have definitely had bigger
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  Speaker 1: penises and then it's gone down and it's like, oh
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  Speaker 1: I can still feel when I have sex with somebody
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't have such a big penis.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like my vagina's stretched out.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Can you close your mouth? Are you getting ready? Face
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  Speaker 4: put that dick in your mouth, because it looks like
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  Speaker 4: you want a dick in your mouth right now? Is
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  Speaker 4: that what you want? I was just I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I looked at you the second you says something about
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  Speaker 3: your pissy beer stretched out. God bless what it was
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  Speaker 3: going on. Yeah, have to be comfortable with him. It's
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  Speaker 3: you know, and like I agree with everything Chelsea said
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  Speaker 3: after the honeymoon face and you gotta keep you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Seeing him around with this nonsense, it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be like, get out of here, you know, scram
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  Speaker 3: you and your penis got to get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: But I've never had a dick that I There's been
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  Speaker 3: times that I definitely thought maybe I felt them in
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  Speaker 3: my throat, but never dick that like made me tap out.
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  Speaker 4: I feel bad for him.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, this won't even go down my throat further
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  Speaker 6: than this. And the thing is, it's more like triangular shape,
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  Speaker 6: so like at the base is wider.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, oh, anything like it? And you're really are
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  Speaker 4: you really into him?
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  Speaker 6: I really like everything else about him is great and
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  Speaker 6: it's so rare for me to find.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, tell him to eat it first, and then you
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  Speaker 3: have Yeah, he gotta put okay, Yeah, he going to
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  Speaker 3: put the work in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, this is a real dilemma. I wish
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  Speaker 1: we knew how to open up your Pikachu more.
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  Speaker 2: Well, have you tried a lot of different positions and
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  Speaker 2: like lots and lots and lots of lube?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, both, And so I think we've ruled out
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  Speaker 6: that we cannot do mission. It's just it goes too
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  Speaker 6: deep and like from behind is perfect because it can't
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  Speaker 6: go in all the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can kind of move so it's not
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  Speaker 2: like going as deep sort of thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, you know that's progress.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I like that at a certain age, you like doggy style.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't gotta look at them.
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  Speaker 4: You can do other things. You can do your accounting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeahs, yep, yeah yeah yeah, b one hinge looking for
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  Speaker 3: another another man with a smaller dick.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you could do all this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 6: But I've got that same go get them attitude like
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  Speaker 6: I want to.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I hope, I hope it works out.
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  Speaker 5: I wish we had better advice for you.
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  Speaker 6: Well this, I mean, if anyone has the same problem,
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  Speaker 6: this is called Doniana Domiana. I feel like I feel
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  Speaker 6: like this is really helping me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So that's to loose, that's to get your juices
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  Speaker 1: flowing a little bit more like loosen things up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I at like a perimenopause age too.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, of course.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody there's a lot of people that can have
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  Speaker 1: sex when they're going through perimenopause where it feels like
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  Speaker 1: razor blades, like you really want Also, are you on
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  Speaker 1: estrogen and progesterone?
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  Speaker 6: No, I can't take any horm moms.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you can't. So you're supposed to just go through perimenopause.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't ever want to get to the point
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  Speaker 3: where Dick feel like.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but sometimes that can happen when you go
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  Speaker 1: through perimenopause.
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  Speaker 4: So she needs all the help she can get. I know.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the one who told you you were so I.
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  Speaker 3: Knew I was at perimenopause the day before you told me. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: somebody you told me second that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is not about you, this is about our caller,
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  Speaker 1: and we have.
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  Speaker 4: Got an amazing problem the penis. Do you have a
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  Speaker 4: good problem?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? I feel for this guy because if it's been
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  Speaker 1: a problem before, like I know girls who can't deal
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  Speaker 1: with Big Dick's either, Like I've heard this story before.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the same guy, but anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I wish, I wish you well. I wish
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  Speaker 1: you and I hope that it works out for you guys.
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  Speaker 1: I hope it does. Yeah, Okay, yeah, blessings to y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Blessings. Yeah, you need a blessing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, Carol, you too, Bye, And that concludes
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  Speaker 1: our minisode for today. I think, right, Catherine, I think
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  Speaker 1: we're done with Yaminika here, she's sitting here. Did you
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  Speaker 1: see her mouth open as soon as this woman described
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  Speaker 1: the dick and the.
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  Speaker 5: Girth of it. Did you see Yama's mouth just become
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  Speaker 5: a jar.
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  Speaker 4: It was open waiting.
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  Speaker 1: For she was ready to receive it immediately you open
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  Speaker 1: your mouth.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that's what kind of sick fuck you are.
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  Speaker 3: If you didn't have any type of reaction to what
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  Speaker 3: she was describing, there's something wrong with you.
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  Speaker 4: There's a whole lot wrong with you. I had a reaction.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't open my mouth.
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  Speaker 3: That was I think about it. It was so much
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  Speaker 3: a thinking, but I could even hold my mouth up.
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  Speaker 4: I want to thank you for having me, Thank you
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  Speaker 4: for coming. Bye. So I added a couple of new dates.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not on Tori yet, but I added a couple
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  Speaker 5: of dates just because I felt like we need a
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  Speaker 5: little bit more laughter and a little bit more medicine
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  Speaker 5: for the end of the year. And I was wrapping
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  Speaker 5: things up, but I thought, maybe let me do a
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  Speaker 5: couple more. So I'm adding three more dates in addition
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  Speaker 5: to my Vegas residency. I'm doing Westhampton Beach August twenty first,
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  Speaker 5: I'm headlining the Rochester Fringe Comedy Festival September thirteenth, and
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  Speaker 5: I will be in NAPA on October third, so those
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  Speaker 5: will be my last dates of the year.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want advice from Chelsea?
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