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Ally smack talkin at the Gus Macker 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I feel I should give you this really quick just because we can uh prepare for tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh and it is uh hang on, I got buttons to push here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mega Heat Dome 2.0 Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we uh so 97 tomorrow, which you know is gonna rocket past that.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are you getting the things from NYSEG?
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  SPEAKER_00: I keep getting these texts.
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  SPEAKER_00: High usage alerts?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you what that is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we're going to bend you over so hard that it's not even funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: I am so sick of NYSEG, and I mean, like, oh pardon me for just one second.
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  SPEAKER_01: You said you wanted to smack talk, if I may just have 13 seconds.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, this pile of crap governor we have, Hokel, is trying to get re-elected.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she thinks by telling everybody their car insurance is gonna drop a little bit, that's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Should have fixed that years ago, hoax.
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  SPEAKER_01: But here's the other thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why don't you get on NISEG?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because we're all dying here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody's dying with these bills.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you know I'm nothing shy of$500 that I gotta pay in a week?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and I'm That's a dead ass summer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I unless I should be paying like$200.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like it's gonna help that you send me a notice that you're gonna bend me over.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean What do you expect me to do?
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  SPEAKER_01: Turn it down so I can sweat?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So let's see, I'm gonna sweat, still get bent over.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh I just I I can't.
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  SPEAKER_00: I will not compromise my my comfort at all.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have to have the AC, like a good, what is it on right now?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like probably 71 or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which is pretty normal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not constantly, it's not constantly running, but enough that I know that, well, I better start saving.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thank God we get paid on Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's just it's getting to a point where that has gone from being a utility bill to a mortgage payment.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: You cannot sustain this.
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  SPEAKER_00: No wonder people want side hustles.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want a side hustle.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to get done with my my my uh uh my 40-hour work week, and I want to go home and I want to relax a little bit or do things around the house.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want another job.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want to take my pants off and sit in the AC.
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  SPEAKER_01: Starfish on the bed in the AC.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do not want another job.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I want my utility bill to be something that is within reason.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: I actually just sent me a side.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, you got me in a good place for this whole smack talk that you have.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, believe me, but I just sent a text message to the place that I bartend weddings sometimes because I'm at that point knowing my nice egg bill is gonna come.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I said, um, did you need me this season?
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  SPEAKER_01: I haven't heard from you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Any weddings coming up that I could uh attend for you?
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  SPEAKER_00: I have a lot of packed weekends, but I might be able to squeak in one or two because I'm that's uh that's some good money.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's let's do some smack talking.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: As you know, I am doing the three on three Gus Macker basketball tournament on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I am I mean celebrity, let's use it loosely, but celebrity game.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the kickoff game.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everyone's welcome to it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I I say to Zach yesterday, I really want to start smack talking on the on the court.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he goes, Do you think that's a good idea?
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
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  SPEAKER_01: If it's fun-loving smack talking, you know, it's meant to be in good faith.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who are you playing against?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh so on on my team, I have Zakai, who is he's from Shar Studios.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you're not you're not gonna smack talk your team.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, but I have to convince you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, go ahead and give the props to your people.
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  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I have to convince them though.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I have uh, you know, honestly, I don't even know the other guy, some coach for horseheads.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, the other team.
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  SPEAKER_00: The other team.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is what it this is where I gotta.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not that I have to worry.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's one person I have to worry about, and they're they're the person that I want to smack talk the most.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we have Emmy Softly, runway for a cause.
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  SPEAKER_00: We have Marshall Ferrari from Elmira downtown.
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  SPEAKER_00: He used to do gaffer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then we have this third grade basketball prodigy.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's my competition.
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  SPEAKER_01: So well, that's a tough one to smack talk.
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  SPEAKER_01: That one's right there because you're talking third grade.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the one I want to smack talk the most.
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  SPEAKER_00: Actually, I want to smack talk.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here comes Ann Alley the bully.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's funny, you're a bully when you're doing it to the third grader.
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  SPEAKER_01: To everybody else, you're just smack talking.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want to so Marshall and Emmy are on the team.
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  SPEAKER_00: What to one of them, I want to be like, you play like a third grader.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but then all of a sudden the third grader is like making three pointers like it's her day job.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm a little worried about here, her.
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  SPEAKER_00: But here's what Zach said.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, because she'll take you out of the kneecaps, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's a deadly weapon.
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  SPEAKER_00: Zach said, I don't think you should smack talk.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it's gonna look bad for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I and I he goes, I can see the headline now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Local radio personality, uh, what did he say?
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  SPEAKER_00: Smears third grader or something, something like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and he's like, Oh, you mean in the circulation of the star gazette, which is five old bastards?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'd really be worried about that headline.
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  SPEAKER_00: But he's he's worried about my image.
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, it's a bad look, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, don't, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me reel this in for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's not smack talk the third grader.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's obviously got some skills that's gonna take her to the WNBA should she take that path.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I already said this morning to Jordan, the producer, I said, she's the next Caitlin Clark.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, if you want to get on Marshall and be like, Why don't you put an event together like you did in corning?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, have some fun with that, you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I mean like more basketball-oriented smack talking.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like you dribble more out of your mouth than you do with on the course.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, see, that's that's Marshall, you're dribbling more out of your mouth than they are the ball.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's kind of funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is what I'm looking for.
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  SPEAKER_01: If anybody has to think of basketball terms.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is, I mean, because I'm not a huge basketball guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Give me some good, you guys text me.
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  SPEAKER_01: You thought that was three points?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's minus three points.
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  SPEAKER_01: Give me that ball.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that one's a little weak.
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  SPEAKER_00: Give me some good smack.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'm not the one to ask this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Probably not.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, you guys, give me some good smack talking lines on our app.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can either text them, or honestly, if you talked it out, that would be great because I would like to hear some of fervoring your voice.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'll use Marshall.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know I can do it too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you can get Marshall all day long.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, am I representing my church, City of Light?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I am.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my lord.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you want to now it comes to this.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is also why Zach was like, please.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, please, honestly, maybe roll this one back.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to.