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Comic quest EP18: sweet ass · Comic Quest

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SPEAKER_01: Here we are.
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SPEAKER_01: We are 40 media stuff in the lines of Dungeons and Dragons.
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SPEAKER_01: How are we gonna get back home?
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SPEAKER_01: We don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Comic Quest.
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SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to the latest episode of Comics Quest.
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SPEAKER_02: We're recording in the Stand Towers.
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SPEAKER_02: Today the Stand Comedy Club itself desert gave us a closest record, so make sure you check out the stand.
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SPEAKER_02: Got so many great nights, got so many shows on at the fringe, which will be over by the time this episode goes out.
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SPEAKER_02: But remember for next fringe to check out the standard Or just on a weekend.
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SPEAKER_05: Maybe you just want to go and uh sit around and watch uh some people make you laugh.
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SPEAKER_05: Who doesn't want that?
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: Nice one, Stand.
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SPEAKER_02: So check out the stand.
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SPEAKER_02: I love that.
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SPEAKER_02: With Kay Hammer and Tom Stade.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: We're down Gareth Much today.
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SPEAKER_05: Because why?
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SPEAKER_02: He's having some gastro issues.
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SPEAKER_05: Bucket.
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SPEAKER_05: So polite.
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SPEAKER_05: Yes.
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SPEAKER_07: How would you say it?
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SPEAKER_05: He's sitting on the toilet having a bunch of shits and he can't get off.
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SPEAKER_05: That's what it is.
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SPEAKER_07: A bunch of shits or one long.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm pretty sure this is an ongoing problem he's having.
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SPEAKER_02: So Gareth's not with us today, but that's fine because Don Boltre is going to get knocked out at the start of this episode, and we'll do a solo episode of Gareth where we find out what's going on in the head of Don Boltry.
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SPEAKER_02: So the rest of the gang are going to play on ahead.
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SPEAKER_02: This episode we're lifting off where the rats left us.
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SPEAKER_02: They'll handed over a note to Scarface and Stacey Glenethley that says that the Chancellor has taken control of the judge and is telling him that he cannot let Bill Futler leave the city because there is an evil coming and the evil demands Bill Futler.
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SPEAKER_02: Don Baldrey and Fanny Spigwind.
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SPEAKER_02: So the characters have just got to know and s Tom Baldre and Fanny Spigwind are ready to burst into the courtroom on their ship and plan their escape.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: So what's where am I right now in the whole thing?
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SPEAKER_05: Am I being guarded?
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SPEAKER_05: Am I being taken away?
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SPEAKER_05: What's happened?
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SPEAKER_02: So there's guards either side of the so there's five people here.
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SPEAKER_02: So there's Stacey.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: There is Scarface.
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SPEAKER_02: There's you, Bill Futler, there's Shawn Michaels, and there is Mika, and there is a guard either side of this group.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: They're starting to kind of lead you away.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Don't know if what if you're wanting to say anything or if you're wanting to shout for help and then the airship crashes and it's up to you so you just play this one.
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SPEAKER_05: Well, I don't know the airship's coming.
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SPEAKER_05: No.
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SPEAKER_05: So all I'm doing right now is I've obviously escaped before.
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SPEAKER_05: I will escape again.
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SPEAKER_05: This is my whole plan.
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SPEAKER_05: I just need a little bit of time and we'll see where it leads me.
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SPEAKER_05: But I've got a charm spell ready on whatever guard shows up, man.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm like, this guy's gonna love me.
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SPEAKER_07: So I mean sorry, how many people are in the like in the courtroom?
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I'll give you a whole description of the courtrooms.
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SPEAKER_02: The courtroom is a massive kind of rectangular long room.
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SPEAKER_02: So at the end of the room there is the massive stained glass window and there is the judge's podium where he stands with his gavel and all that shit.
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SPEAKER_02: He's sitting down shitting.
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SPEAKER_05: He's behind the he's behind the so if the if the stained glass is here, he's here.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_07: So he's in front of the Imagine if he was behind the stained glass, just outside the whole time.
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SPEAKER_02: What fucking this is a weird course.
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SPEAKER_02: So he's in front of that, and then further down from that is the two desks, kind of separated by the like aisle where you walk up and down to get to those desks, and once on the right hand side is Bill and the gang, and then on the left hand side it's Vincenzo Gambino who's shuffling his papers, he's angry that he didn't get a conviction, and then there is about say seven guards who are in the courtroom, they are guarding two of them are guarding one door that is up the back, away down there, and then there's two side doors, which one each is guarding, and then you've got the two that are guarding you.
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SPEAKER_02: So six guards.
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SPEAKER_05: So I can't really do anything right now, anyways.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean you could you could if you wanted to try and take it.
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SPEAKER_05: I don't think this is a good scene that I'm too outnumbered here.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm way too outnumbered.
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SPEAKER_05: I don't know what level these guards are.
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SPEAKER_05: I know what level I am, so I'm gonna wait for an opportunity later on down the line.
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SPEAKER_05: I feel that that's my best option when it comes to this scenario.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
5:11
SPEAKER_05: So, but let's go with whatever's going on on the air shift because that seems to be one of my options.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, so on the air shift, Fanny's big wind is holding the wheel that steers the ship, and what you can see cut as the outside of the courtroom, you're seeing grand kind of doors open and a lot of people walking out of the staircase.
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SPEAKER_02: So you're like, oh, the court is emptying out.
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SPEAKER_02: As you are standing holding the wheel though, you can see in the distance far off into like the forest, you can see a massive cloud of grey smoke, and the smoke looks familiar to you because that was the same colourless smoke that was in the green room of the chuckle bucket when you first got lost.
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SPEAKER_07: I don't know that grey anywhere.
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SPEAKER_02: And when Don Baldree sees the smoke, he starts to he starts to shake violently and he goes, Oh uh, uh and he falls to the deck and he is unconscious.
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SPEAKER_07: How how convenient I say, oh no, are you okay?
6:23
SPEAKER_02: Dawn just farts.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_07: Looks like I'm gonna have to do this by myself.
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SPEAKER_07: Um but if the gray in the distance is the same gray as from what led us into this world, wouldn't that mean that going through that gray smoke would get us back into our world?
6:41
SPEAKER_02: If you want to do an insight check, I can tell you.
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SPEAKER_02: Which colour do you want?
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SPEAKER_02: Blue one.
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SPEAKER_05: There you go.
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SPEAKER_05: Red ones, give me those ones, Kate.
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SPEAKER_05: Fanny.
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SPEAKER_08: No Is that a one?
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SPEAKER_02: Is that a one again?
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SPEAKER_02: No, seven.
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SPEAKER_02: Alright, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: So uh Fanny, you look at the smoke and all you know is you've been like, I've seen that colour smoke before.
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SPEAKER_02: So that's all you know about that situation.
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SPEAKER_02: And you the only other thing you know is that the people are now emptying out the court and you can hear them kinda murmuring, no one looks happy and no one looks sad is kinda a very much like a well we'll we'll see, we'll see what happens next from everybody.
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SPEAKER_07: I'm going to hmm.
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SPEAKER_07: The thing is, I think smashing into the courthouse is gonna cause more chaos that's potentially unnecessary.
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SPEAKER_07: I feel like there's a smarter way to get out Bill Futler in a way that you know maybe they won't even notice he's missing for a little bit.
7:48
SPEAKER_05: What about like Western style?
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SPEAKER_05: Like fucking we can pull the bars off, like in the old Western movies.
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SPEAKER_05: Like we can do that.
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SPEAKER_05: We cause we got the we've still got the pipe of fucking awesomeness.
8:02
SPEAKER_05: What whatever that's the immovable bottle?
8:05
SPEAKER_05: The immovable pipe.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm calling it a pipe now.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: So what are you thinking, Fanny?
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SPEAKER_05: What are you it's your yeah, your gig, man, right now.
8:16
SPEAKER_02: So uh are you wanting to like just kind of stay hock hovering in the air, kind of just surveying events?
8:24
SPEAKER_05: Do they know where the jail is?
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SPEAKER_05: Do they know where the jail's part of it is?
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SPEAKER_02: So Don Boltry does because he got taken there, but Fanny didn't go to jail.
8:33
SPEAKER_02: So Fanny wouldn't know what it is, but she could maybe wait and see if you get taken out of the court and then f kind of follow you.
8:42
SPEAKER_05: Man, this dungeon master's giving us all the good ideas, eh?
8:46
SPEAKER_07: I think I want to uh uh uh put ropes down on the roof of the courthouse and we're gonna lift the roof off.
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SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
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SPEAKER_07: Yeah, fucking bold plan.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh right, okay.
8:59
SPEAKER_02: So how do you plan on doing that?
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SPEAKER_07: That means he doesn't think it's a good idea.
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SPEAKER_07: He's not gonna let it go well.
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SPEAKER_05: Why don't you survey why don't you take the ship around and survey the whole place, man?
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SPEAKER_02: See the if you want to do like a perception or an insight into the courtroom, I can the court building I can tell you more about it.
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SPEAKER_07: Okay.
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SPEAKER_07: We we go lower down on the ship, and so I can see through the stained glass.
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SPEAKER_07: What do I see?
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SPEAKER_07: Fucking what the hell?
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SPEAKER_04: Nine.
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SPEAKER_04: Not very perceptive over it.
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SPEAKER_07: What the hell happening?
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SPEAKER_02: So you look at the window, because we're going off with a two-year-old first.
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SPEAKER_02: So you look at the window, but you know how like when a TV when you've got like a TV near the window, and the sun's through the window, there's a glare off it, and you can't see anything.
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SPEAKER_02: All you can see is the deflection off the window of the airship, so you don't know what's going on inside.
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SPEAKER_05: Cause we're still that that's a stolen ship, right?
10:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: But they don't know that.
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SPEAKER_02: They don't know it's stolen.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: So nobody's Nobody's looking for it out now, nothing.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:17
SPEAKER_05: Well, how big's the whole building?
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SPEAKER_07: Like wait, wait, wait.
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SPEAKER_07: I have an action.
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SPEAKER_07: Okay.
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SPEAKER_07: I punch one pane of this of the stained glass so I can see in.
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SPEAKER_05: How but how can you do that from an airship though?
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SPEAKER_06: We're so close.
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SPEAKER_06: Oh, like you pulled up beside.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh my uh stealth for us.
10:39
SPEAKER_07: God, I mean, the way my rolling's going.
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SPEAKER_07: What the this can't be possible.
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SPEAKER_07: I don't do what is up with his dice?
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SPEAKER_07: I want a different set.
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SPEAKER_08: Nine.
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SPEAKER_07: What is going on with my numbers?
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SPEAKER_07: I'm getting one, two, and nine.
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SPEAKER_07: There's the only numbers I'm rolling.
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SPEAKER_03: This episode's about to get really exciting.
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SPEAKER_03: Fuck it.
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SPEAKER_02: 18.
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SPEAKER_02: There you go.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: So what was the first roll again?
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SPEAKER_07: I don't remember.
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SPEAKER_07: I think it was eighteen.
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SPEAKER_02: I thought it was maybe a shot, man.
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SPEAKER_02: I thought it was a two or the one.
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SPEAKER_02: Or a seven.
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SPEAKER_04: That's if you I think it's an eighteen, Liam.
11:28
SPEAKER_04: I I feel buggy.
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SPEAKER_04: Are you gonna fight it?
11:30
SPEAKER_04: What are you gonna do?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say it was a two, because that's what I think it was.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
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SPEAKER_06: We can edit around it, Liam.
11:40
SPEAKER_02: It ruins the emulsion.
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SPEAKER_02: Roll the roll the champion failing.
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SPEAKER_07: Okay.
11:46
SPEAKER_07: It was a two.
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SPEAKER_02: It was a two.
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SPEAKER_02: It was a two.
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SPEAKER_02: So you punched the one.
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SPEAKER_02: You're a two.
11:52
SPEAKER_07: I'm sorry.
11:52
SPEAKER_07: I didn't mean that.
11:53
SPEAKER_03: She's it came out of her mouth first thing she thought about.
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SPEAKER_05: You're a two.
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SPEAKER_05: I don't even know what that's gonna be.
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SPEAKER_07: Sweet ass.
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SPEAKER_07: Sweet ass.
12:04
SPEAKER_07: Earlier, Tom meant to say you're sweet ass.
12:07
SPEAKER_05: I meant to say, I said sweet ass.
12:10
SPEAKER_05: But these people have taken it.
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SPEAKER_04: Well, because you said, yeah, sweet ass.
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SPEAKER_05: Sweet ass, buddy.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: Like, go do it.
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SPEAKER_05: Sweet.
12:18
SPEAKER_05: Nice.
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SPEAKER_05: You got your lingo, I got mine.
12:21
SPEAKER_05: We're all good.
12:22
SPEAKER_05: Thank you very much.
12:24
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
12:25
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
12:25
SPEAKER_07: What a way to end the conversation.
12:27
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_02: The best.
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SPEAKER_07: Goodbye.
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SPEAKER_07: Um yeah.
12:33
SPEAKER_02: So you've punched the the blood of the sk the stinglass pins and it shatters and falls on the head of the judge.
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SPEAKER_07: Oh no.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: So then everybody looks up and sees your face through the pain you've knocked out.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: So Bill, what you see is you see a judge being like, what was that?
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SPEAKER_02: And then you look up and you just see Bill, you just see this.
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SPEAKER_04: Thank God they got away.
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SPEAKER_02: I was wondering about those guys.
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SPEAKER_02: So you see the face of Fanny is big one.
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SPEAKER_02: The judge goes, the fugitive, the fugitive.
13:12
SPEAKER_02: And the guy starts shouting.
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SPEAKER_02: Everybody's shouting.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going, it's the criminals, it's the criminals.
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SPEAKER_02: What do you want to do now?
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SPEAKER_07: Okay, at this point.
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SPEAKER_07: Take me the m what I say, Tallyhoe.
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SPEAKER_07: We turn the ships and then we just smash into the stained glass.
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SPEAKER_07: So you see my little face, I go, charge! And then the whole window just now you see what the judges covered in rain and glass.
13:43
SPEAKER_04: Hey, they might not survive.
13:45
SPEAKER_07: That's they were trying to lock us up.
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SPEAKER_07: We have to un these people have no morals.
13:52
SPEAKER_02: That is a Tom has raised a good point.
13:54
SPEAKER_04: So, Tom, if you want to roll I've raised a good point.
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SPEAKER_04: Nice.
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SPEAKER_04: And a good son.
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SPEAKER_04: Yes.
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SPEAKER_04: Like a beautiful kid.
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SPEAKER_04: He's sweet.
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SPEAKER_04: Sweet ass.
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SPEAKER_02: So if you want to roll me an evasion roll.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: Nine, eight, eight.
14:14
SPEAKER_05: And then you'll have But I'm not close to the window at all.
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SPEAKER_05: Because you said I'm way I'm in the back with this.
14:21
SPEAKER_07: Well, no, no, no.
14:22
SPEAKER_07: The window's there and you're here.
14:24
SPEAKER_07: So you're kind of close.
14:25
SPEAKER_02: And it's a massive window that's just been smashed, so the glass is gonna rain down.
14:30
SPEAKER_02: You've rolled eight.
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SPEAKER_02: Eight, and then you'll have bonuses to your What do I need?
14:35
SPEAKER_02: About to roll that, so I'll tell you.
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SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: Before I He's plus eight.
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SPEAKER_02: Say Acrobat.
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SPEAKER_05: I got Acrobat.
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SPEAKER_05: Plus eight.
14:44
SPEAKER_05: Plus two.
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SPEAKER_02: Plus two.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: So ten.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
14:47
SPEAKER_02: And then I'll roll.
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SPEAKER_07: Tom, I'm really trying to get us to lie more until that is.
14:51
SPEAKER_05: Oh, should we lie?
14:54
SPEAKER_05: You're telling me, I'll fucking be the first one.
14:57
SPEAKER_05: We shouldn't lie.
14:59
SPEAKER_05: New game Dungeons and Dragons.
15:01
SPEAKER_05: We shouldn't lie.
15:02
SPEAKER_02: No way it ruins the emotion of the fucking.
15:05
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
15:05
SPEAKER_05: So so it's plus two.
15:08
SPEAKER_05: What do you got?
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SPEAKER_02: So thirteen, so you got ten.
15:12
SPEAKER_05: So plus I got plus three on my dexterity.
15:18
SPEAKER_05: Because dexterity's moving, right?
15:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but dexterity is like so acrobatics is like the subcategory of dexterity.
15:25
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
15:26
SPEAKER_05: Okay, fine.
15:28
SPEAKER_02: So thirteen, and then I'll roll this for Sean as well to see if Sean gets hit.
15:33
SPEAKER_05: But all the guards could get hit too.
15:36
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm about to roll as well.
15:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
15:38
SPEAKER_02: So Sean mm Sean just sub just makes it out of the way of the glass.
15:43
SPEAKER_02: So Bill's getting hit by the glass.
15:45
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
15:45
SPEAKER_05: Here I'm just gonna do my hip points on this thing.
15:48
SPEAKER_07: Does a glass paint just hit Bill in his dick?
15:51
SPEAKER_07: One glass.
15:53
SPEAKER_05: Whoa, I've got pictures to set.
15:56
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
15:57
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
16:02
SPEAKER_07: Gotta get someone to take the pictures.
16:06
SPEAKER_02: Sean, get over here.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: So the judge gets a natural one, so he's gonna get hit really bad.
16:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay, right on.
16:13
SPEAKER_02: Now to see if Mika gets hit.
16:15
SPEAKER_02: Do I roll for him?
16:16
SPEAKER_02: It's alright, I'll roll for him.
16:17
SPEAKER_02: Don't worry.
16:18
SPEAKER_02: Mika gets out in the way.
16:19
SPEAKER_07: It's crazy how it's mostly just you getting hit in the dick with one big piece of glass.
16:25
SPEAKER_07: Why are you even on me?
16:27
SPEAKER_05: We're on a team.
16:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
16:29
SPEAKER_07: No, but you got hit.
16:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I got yeah, but why the dick, Kate?
16:33
SPEAKER_07: Because it's better than the arms or the legs.
16:35
SPEAKER_07: No, it's not.
16:36
SPEAKER_07: Yes, it is.
16:37
SPEAKER_05: You're not a man.
16:38
SPEAKER_05: You need to run.
16:39
SPEAKER_05: I would rather lose my arm than my dick.
16:43
SPEAKER_07: There's no way that's true.
16:44
SPEAKER_05: That is so true.
16:46
SPEAKER_05: It's so true.
16:48
SPEAKER_07: In this specific situation.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: Any situation.
16:51
SPEAKER_05: Any situation, Kate.
16:53
SPEAKER_05: Come on.
16:53
SPEAKER_05: Come on.
16:54
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
16:54
SPEAKER_02: You gave me an option last taking one of these.
16:57
SPEAKER_02: I would feel like so my own.
16:59
SPEAKER_07: Alright, I'm learning.
17:00
SPEAKER_07: I'm here to learn and I'm learning.
17:03
SPEAKER_07: You could take my vagina away from me like that.
17:05
SPEAKER_04: Well, there you go.
17:06
SPEAKER_04: There you go.
17:08
SPEAKER_04: You heard it first here, folks.
17:10
SPEAKER_04: Kate's vagina is gone.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: For sale.
17:13
SPEAKER_03: For sale.
17:14
SPEAKER_03: Not in that way.
17:15
SPEAKER_07: Not in that way.
17:16
SPEAKER_07: It would be fine if it wasn't that way.
17:18
SPEAKER_03: No, Kate.
17:19
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
17:20
SPEAKER_03: The woke viewers won't like it.
17:22
SPEAKER_03: Sex work is fine.
17:25
SPEAKER_05: If it's legal and yeah, of course.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: That's that legal and consensual.
17:32
SPEAKER_05: Fuck.
17:32
SPEAKER_05: If I was good looking, I'd want to be a sex worker.
17:35
SPEAKER_05: That's my fallback job.
17:36
SPEAKER_07: It's your fallback?
17:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, if the comedy didn't work, I'd be a fucking jigger.
17:40
SPEAKER_07: Is it still your fallback?
17:42
SPEAKER_05: Sure, why not?
17:43
SPEAKER_02: You could share an only fun.
17:44
SPEAKER_05: Huh?
17:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:46
SPEAKER_05: Probably.
17:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:46
SPEAKER_05: Well, let's just hope this comedy thing keeps going and then I won't be send me your sock, Tom.
17:54
SPEAKER_07: Day one.
17:55
SPEAKER_07: Day what?
17:56
SPEAKER_07: I'm not even going to change my name.
17:58
SPEAKER_07: Message from Kate Hammer.
17:59
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
18:00
SPEAKER_07: One sock, please.
18:02
SPEAKER_07: I say please.
18:04
SPEAKER_02: So you take one damage?
18:06
SPEAKER_02: One damage.
18:07
SPEAKER_07: Oh, that's barely anything to the deck, man.
18:10
SPEAKER_05: Just cut me.
18:11
SPEAKER_05: Just cut me a little bit.
18:13
SPEAKER_05: Just circumcised, yeah.
18:14
SPEAKER_05: Whoa, what's with all the trash?
18:17
SPEAKER_05: Toilet talk here.
18:18
SPEAKER_05: Toilet talk.
18:20
SPEAKER_05: Buddy, we in a locker room?
18:22
SPEAKER_05: Slow down.
18:25
SPEAKER_07: Crazy to be matching the tone and then told that I'm Yeah.
18:28
SPEAKER_02: It's weird, actually.
18:30
SPEAKER_02: What's happened to you, Kate?
18:31
SPEAKER_02: The judge gets really fucked up.
18:33
SPEAKER_02: He takes 10 damage.
18:35
SPEAKER_05: How much this could be a good escape back.
18:38
SPEAKER_05: So this could be a great escape.
18:42
SPEAKER_05: That's a great movie.
18:43
SPEAKER_05: It is a great movie.
18:45
SPEAKER_02: So then I'll roll for all the guards.
18:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna do one group roll for guards and they'll all take the same damage, okay?
18:51
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
18:51
SPEAKER_02: That's a six.
18:52
SPEAKER_02: So they all take six damage.
18:54
SPEAKER_05: Do any of them go down?
18:56
SPEAKER_02: None of them go down because they look fucked.
18:58
SPEAKER_02: They are like bloody.
19:00
SPEAKER_05: There's no way they'll be able to catch me now.
19:03
SPEAKER_02: What about Vincenzo?
19:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck I forgot about Vincenzo.
19:07
SPEAKER_05: I never hope that guy gets it good.
19:09
SPEAKER_05: I hope he gets it good.
19:11
SPEAKER_05: Where?
19:12
SPEAKER_05: In the dick.
19:14
SPEAKER_05: I want Francesco.
19:15
SPEAKER_05: I want to grab his dick on the way out if it gets chopped up.
19:18
SPEAKER_07: Who's Francesco?
19:20
SPEAKER_05: He's the guy that fucking Vincenzo?
19:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he's the guy that almost fucking won that court case, man.
19:27
SPEAKER_05: I hope his dick does get cut off.
19:29
SPEAKER_05: I'll grab it and I'll fucking put it as a necklace.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: Vincenzo just gets out of the way.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Sadly, there has been one death in this situation.
19:38
SPEAKER_05: These guards aren't tough.
19:40
SPEAKER_05: That's what I'm learning.
19:41
SPEAKER_02: It's not a guard.
19:43
SPEAKER_02: It's Stacey Genefly.
19:45
SPEAKER_08: No!
19:47
SPEAKER_02: You didn't like her anywhere.
19:48
SPEAKER_02: Stacy Genefle, the lawyer.
19:49
SPEAKER_02: She died.
19:50
SPEAKER_02: She was you see her and she has a massive shard of glass just sticking through her abdomen.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: I didn't like her, right?
19:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: See you later.
20:01
SPEAKER_02: She doesn't say any last words.
20:03
SPEAKER_02: She just looks at me and she makes a Welsh noise.
20:08
SPEAKER_07: What does it sound like, Liam?
20:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, where in Wales are you from?
20:17
SPEAKER_02: So now that is the airshut the front of the airship is pointing down towards so if you think about it, it's like pointing a bit like kinda say that's a 60 degree angle where the front of the ship is in the courtroom pointing down.
20:35
SPEAKER_05: Okay, I'm now I'm definitely seeing all the wounded.
20:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
20:39
SPEAKER_05: I'm totally going to get on that airship.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
20:43
SPEAKER_05: So you just show me and Sean, fuck this.
20:45
SPEAKER_05: We're going for it.
20:47
SPEAKER_05: Whatever happens, happens.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: So what you do is use you roll me an acrobatics, and I'll tell you if you get on.
20:54
SPEAKER_05: Okay, 20 dice.
20:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 20 dice and an agile acrobatics.
21:01
SPEAKER_05: Acrobatics is last two if I remember right.
21:08
SPEAKER_05: No, twelve.
21:11
SPEAKER_05: Fourteen.
21:12
SPEAKER_02: That's enough.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: So Bill Fatwell manages to scramble onto the top of Hey Patty, what's up?
21:20
SPEAKER_02: So you're just just on the ship.
21:23
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
21:24
SPEAKER_02: I'll see if Mika makes it on with you.
21:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
21:28
SPEAKER_07: Fingers crossed, I love that guy.
21:30
SPEAKER_05: Mika's awesome.
21:32
SPEAKER_05: But dude, we gotta go hang out with his tribe, right?
21:35
SPEAKER_05: That's where we're supposed to be at night.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: Yes, you're gonna escape to Mika's gang.
21:40
SPEAKER_02: So Mika tries to scramble on the boat, but he just his grip's not good enough.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: He's like, oh, oh shreck, and he falls back into the courtroom.
21:51
SPEAKER_02: And what happens to Shawn Michaels is Shawn Michaels was so annoyed at the disrespect that Vincenzo Gambino was given.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: To his main man, Bill Futler, that Shawn Michaels decides to attack Vincenzo Gambier.
22:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, nice.
22:07
SPEAKER_05: And this cunt.
22:08
SPEAKER_05: Oops and this guy.
22:10
SPEAKER_02: You can see cunt.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
22:12
SPEAKER_05: Cool.
22:14
SPEAKER_05: All these rules.
22:16
SPEAKER_02: Sean hats Vincenzo with a war hammer.
22:20
SPEAKER_05: Nice.
22:20
SPEAKER_05: Smash his grab his dick, Sean.
22:24
SPEAKER_05: Cut his dick off.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he does.
22:26
SPEAKER_05: Benny wants it.
22:27
SPEAKER_05: No, you want it.
22:29
SPEAKER_05: Benny wants it.
22:30
SPEAKER_02: He hits him for 12 d damage and Vincenzo Gambino dies.
22:35
SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
22:36
SPEAKER_05: Nice.
22:37
SPEAKER_05: I've never seen Sean anyway.
22:38
SPEAKER_05: What are his last words?
22:40
SPEAKER_08: He goes, What the fuck miss?
22:42
SPEAKER_02: Right on.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: As he as he's hit with the Warhammer, a magical artifact flies out of Vincenzo's pocket, and all you can see is a small kind of disc like object that has a kind of black foam that is shimmering.
23:00
SPEAKER_02: It almost looks like water, but it's not water because it's like a disc so it falls.
23:05
SPEAKER_05: So it's like Did Sean grab it, obviously.
23:08
SPEAKER_02: Sean can grab it if you tell Sean to grab it.
23:10
SPEAKER_05: Grab the disc, Sean, and cut his dick off.
23:12
SPEAKER_02: Do you really want Sean to cut his dick off?
23:15
SPEAKER_02: Do I have time?
23:16
SPEAKER_05: Focus on the disc.
23:18
SPEAKER_02: Focus on the disc and then go for the dick.
23:20
SPEAKER_05: I'm not sure if I want to.
23:22
SPEAKER_05: All depends.
23:23
SPEAKER_05: Does Sean have time?
23:24
SPEAKER_05: Like, what's the courtroom looking like now?
23:26
SPEAKER_05: Is everybody laying around and shit?
23:28
SPEAKER_02: Well, I think now is a good time to roll initiative.
23:31
SPEAKER_05: What did you get, Tom?
23:33
SPEAKER_05: What did I get?
23:33
SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
23:34
SPEAKER_02: 17.
23:35
SPEAKER_02: 17.
23:35
SPEAKER_02: So Tom's going to go first on initiative.
23:38
SPEAKER_02: I don't that's final because you're not really even in the corpus.
23:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm not even really in it.
23:44
SPEAKER_05: That's okay, Fanny.
23:45
SPEAKER_05: I'm just happy that you showed up and fucking came through the window.
23:49
SPEAKER_05: I thought I was going to have to do another escape, but this feels right.
23:53
SPEAKER_05: This feels right.
23:54
SPEAKER_05: It does feel right.
23:55
SPEAKER_05: And I'm honored that you even came back for us.
23:58
SPEAKER_05: It says a lot about our party.
24:00
SPEAKER_07: We would never even consider leaving you behind.
24:03
SPEAKER_07: And let's jump back to the conversation.
24:08
SPEAKER_02: So Sean does have the time to grab the disc.
24:11
SPEAKER_02: So he grabs the desk.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: If you want to cut the deck off as well, he can also do that.
24:15
SPEAKER_05: Nah, that's just sadistic.
24:16
SPEAKER_05: Sean, I know you want to do it for me, but get on there.
24:20
SPEAKER_05: It's like a little cat bringing me a little toy.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: The judge now he is first on initiative order.
24:27
SPEAKER_02: So the judge sees what's going on, swipes the glass off uh himself and the backside, sticking into him, ruffle off, and then he's gonna try and grab Shawn Michaels because he's he's been told he needs to keep the gang here for the evil that's coming.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: So he's gonna try and grapple Shawn Michaels.
24:48
SPEAKER_02: So it's gonna be an opposing strength check.
24:51
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: Centaur Judge gets a 17.
24:55
SPEAKER_05: Sean has to be the 17.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and Sean gets a nineteen.
25:00
SPEAKER_05: Oh shit, okay.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: So this the judge tries to grab Sean, Sean just does a body check, yeah, slides out of there, and now he's ready to jump on the shop.
25:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, get on the ship.
25:12
SPEAKER_05: Let's get out of here.
25:14
SPEAKER_06: And he's slippery.
25:15
SPEAKER_05: Had enough of this courtrobe Sean.
25:17
SPEAKER_06: The perfect man.
25:18
SPEAKER_06: Strong as slippery.
25:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:20
SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
25:22
SPEAKER_05: Am I allowed to comment on that one?
25:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:25
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
25:26
SPEAKER_06: Why wouldn't you be?
25:27
SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm not sure.
25:28
SPEAKER_05: Strong and slippery.
25:30
SPEAKER_02: That's the ideal man.
25:32
SPEAKER_04: Kind of creepy.
25:34
SPEAKER_04: Slippery.
25:35
SPEAKER_04: I like a man who sweats.
25:40
SPEAKER_07: Manual labor.
25:43
SPEAKER_02: It's now your turn.
25:45
SPEAKER_05: Huh?
25:45
SPEAKER_02: So you but you're standing on.
25:47
SPEAKER_05: I'm I'm going, I'm going, get on here, Sean.
25:50
SPEAKER_05: Let's let's move.
25:51
SPEAKER_05: Let's get out of here.
25:52
SPEAKER_05: Okay, so I We've spent too much time in this courtroom, Sean, and thanks for smashing that guy's fucking head in.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so what I'll let you do is hold your turn so you can so you could hold your turn and then basically be like, I want to see what everybody else does, and then you can jump in at any point during some during another turn.
26:09
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
26:09
SPEAKER_02: You're holding your turn.
26:10
SPEAKER_02: It's now the guards' turn.
26:12
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
26:12
SPEAKER_05: How many are there again?
26:14
SPEAKER_05: Six.
26:14
SPEAKER_05: Six.
26:15
SPEAKER_05: And they're all kind of wounded, right?
26:17
SPEAKER_02: They're all bloody.
26:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:18
SPEAKER_02: So I'm just going to do a massive group pro for them because there's six of them and they've all got the same initiative, so it'll just be quicker.
26:24
SPEAKER_02: So again, they're going to try and grab they're going to try and grab Mika this time.
26:31
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
26:32
SPEAKER_07: Oh gosh.
26:34
SPEAKER_02: They got a Nat 20.
26:35
SPEAKER_05: So they got Mika.
26:37
SPEAKER_02: They've got Mika.
26:38
unknown: Wow.
26:39
SPEAKER_07: Are we supposed to find we need Mika?
26:41
SPEAKER_05: We need kinda need him.
26:42
SPEAKER_05: Kinda need him.
26:43
SPEAKER_07: Because we need to know he's the one who needs to take us to his community.
26:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we can't just show up there uninvited.
26:50
SPEAKER_02: Mika got a Nat 20 as well.
26:53
SPEAKER_02: Issue is Mika has minus two stretch.
26:55
SPEAKER_02: So Mika puts up a violent a uh what's that called?
26:59
SPEAKER_02: Vire violent fight?
27:01
SPEAKER_02: A valiant fight.
27:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:03
SPEAKER_02: Valiant effort.
27:03
SPEAKER_02: A valiant effort.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: But what happens is one guard jumps on him, then another guard jumps him.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: Have you ever played the game pile on in high school?
27:13
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
27:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
27:14
SPEAKER_05: Every day.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: So that's what happens.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: They all pile on to Mika, and Mika is crushed at the bottom of a pile of six guards.
27:21
SPEAKER_02: And now it is Sean's turn.
27:25
SPEAKER_02: Do you want Sean to just jump on the boat?
27:27
SPEAKER_02: Or what do you want Sean to do?
27:28
SPEAKER_02: He's looking at Bill.
27:29
SPEAKER_07: I think he needs to swing at some of those guards.
27:31
SPEAKER_07: We need to get Mika.
27:32
SPEAKER_05: I just want to know if if he takes out a guard, then we can jump down and destroy these guys.
27:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but remember you've also got the judge, and the judge doesn't and the judge is not bloody or anything like that, and he has a centaur.
27:48
SPEAKER_07: I forgot he was a centaur.
27:50
SPEAKER_05: And he's a centaur.
27:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:52
SPEAKER_05: Do I have any rope?
27:54
SPEAKER_02: I can say there's rope on the ship, yeah.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: So if you wanted rope, you could.
27:59
SPEAKER_05: Here's what I'm thinking.
28:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
28:01
SPEAKER_05: Get the we get the pipe of fucking awesomeness.
28:05
SPEAKER_05: The immovable rod.
28:08
SPEAKER_05: Just sounds wrong.
28:10
unknown: Sounds so wrong.
28:11
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the pipe of awesomeness sounds fine.
28:13
SPEAKER_05: Way better than the movable rod.
28:16
SPEAKER_05: Like rod just has the wrong connotation.
28:21
SPEAKER_07: I think pipe is equally No, pipe is something you smoke out of.
28:25
SPEAKER_07: No, laying pipe.
28:27
SPEAKER_05: See, this is the generational gap we're living in here.
28:32
SPEAKER_05: Pipe to me sounds like you're smoking, but uh laying pipe is obviously a sexual reference.
28:42
SPEAKER_02: Aye.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: You could be I I think if someone was I was piping some days, we all be like assumed that meant shagging.
28:50
SPEAKER_05: Oh, piping somebody means shagging.
28:52
SPEAKER_05: Well, I would definitely I'm gonna try that with Trudy tonight.
28:54
SPEAKER_05: See what she says.
28:56
SPEAKER_05: Uh pipe, let's have some pipe.
28:59
SPEAKER_05: Then she'll she'll go, you want to smoke weed with me, Tom?
29:03
SPEAKER_05: I'd be like, no, the kids told me it was something else.
29:07
SPEAKER_07: Let us know how that goes.
29:08
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
29:09
SPEAKER_05: No, don't worry about it.
29:10
SPEAKER_05: Don't worry about it, everybody.
29:12
SPEAKER_05: Okay, what I'm thinking is that if we get that uh the the movable rod, tie a rope to it, get it down to um get it down to Mike uh Sean, and if he can somehow grab a hold of him and then have the fucking rope, we can just back up and fucking get out of here.
29:34
SPEAKER_02: So I'll I'll just re-explain quickly how the a move rod works.
29:38
SPEAKER_02: So the movable rod is just like it's a pipe, it's effectively like a bit of scaffolding.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
29:43
SPEAKER_02: But when you push the button on it, it means the the it doesn't matter if it's like mid-air, if you push the button on it, that thing can't move.
29:51
SPEAKER_02: So if you tie a bit of rope to that and then hold it onto the ship, it would effectively become an anchor for the side.
29:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I see.
29:57
SPEAKER_05: Okay, so that's a bad idea.
29:59
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
30:01
SPEAKER_05: Uh Fanny, what uh should we do?
30:04
SPEAKER_05: Let's Sean Mike.
30:06
SPEAKER_05: Oh fuck, there's a centaur there.
30:08
SPEAKER_05: What do we have?
30:10
SPEAKER_07: I still think we throw throw the rope.
30:12
SPEAKER_07: Throw the rope overboard, say, Sean, get this to Mika and then climb up.
30:18
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, we could just tie it to the ship.
30:19
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
30:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, okay.
30:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:21
SPEAKER_02: Legit as like a rope ladder on a helicopter.
30:24
SPEAKER_02: Yes, exactly.
30:26
SPEAKER_02: So you say Sean, grab this rope and get Mika.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:30
SPEAKER_02: He runs over, he grabs hold of Mika's hand at the bottom of the pile, and it's gonna be a strength check to see how well they do.
30:39
SPEAKER_02: Like, so they've got a 16, so that should be enough if you've they've got the rope, but they've got Mika.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
30:48
SPEAKER_02: And if you now want to move the ship away, you can do that.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
30:53
SPEAKER_07: I say t tally ho.
30:55
SPEAKER_07: And the in the ship we start turning to leave.
30:59
SPEAKER_07: Through the big stained glass empty, uh where the stained glass window was.
31:03
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
31:04
SPEAKER_07: So it doesn't jolt Mika too much.
31:06
SPEAKER_07: It's like a slow.
31:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they've got enough strength as well, so even if it was a bumpy, they'll be able to hold on.
31:13
SPEAKER_07: Well, then we fucking whip turn the ship.
31:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, nice one.
31:17
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
31:17
SPEAKER_02: So I'll do a strength check to the guards to see if N and M grab hold of Mika.
31:21
SPEAKER_05: Rock file it out of here, baby.
31:25
SPEAKER_02: 14.
31:25
SPEAKER_02: That's not going to be enough for how hard you turn the ships all as you pull away, this force of the turn shakes all the cards off Amika.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: Mika and Sean are now dangling at the bottom of the bit of rope.
31:38
SPEAKER_08: Beautiful.
31:39
SPEAKER_02: Users are away.
31:41
SPEAKER_02: But when you look up, you realise the smoke is now around the city.
31:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
31:46
SPEAKER_02: There's a gap where if you think about it, like it's becoming a ring around the city.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: The city's like a big kind of circle.
31:53
SPEAKER_02: The smoke is now closing in on one gap.
31:56
SPEAKER_07: How far away are we from that gap?
31:58
SPEAKER_02: I would say you're about you could make a run for it and potentially make it, but it will be a check.
32:04
SPEAKER_05: We kind of have to, Kate.
32:06
SPEAKER_05: I don't see what we're doing.
32:07
SPEAKER_07: Well, what's the other option?
32:08
SPEAKER_05: Is we just submit to our fate?
32:11
SPEAKER_02: You could do a perception check.
32:14
SPEAKER_02: You can do it.
32:14
SPEAKER_05: I want to do a perception check.
32:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
32:17
SPEAKER_05: Twelve.
32:18
SPEAKER_02: You get bonuses for perception as well.
32:20
SPEAKER_05: I bet I do.
32:21
SPEAKER_05: Or percep plus one.
32:23
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
32:23
SPEAKER_02: So thirteen.
32:25
SPEAKER_02: So you look around and you hear in the in Shawn Michaels' hand, you see still the disc and it's whispering to you, and he's going, come in, come in me.
32:37
SPEAKER_02: Not like that.
32:38
SPEAKER_07: Well, you can't say come in me and say not like that.
32:43
SPEAKER_05: Well it sounds different when Liam's, does it?
32:47
SPEAKER_02: Come in like this disc?
32:51
SPEAKER_02: This disc come inside this disc.
32:54
SPEAKER_07: Well, I don't trust this fucking.
32:55
SPEAKER_07: We hate this guy, Vincenzo.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: What is the disc?
32:59
SPEAKER_02: So if you want to try it out, I can let you roll an insight into it as well.
33:04
SPEAKER_07: 19.
33:05
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
33:07
SPEAKER_02: Finally.
33:07
SPEAKER_02: Nice one.
33:08
SPEAKER_02: Fanny.
33:09
SPEAKER_02: I'll do that quick.
33:10
SPEAKER_02: Kill it.
33:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so killing it.
33:12
SPEAKER_02: Sean and Mika are clim have managed to climb up the rope at this point, and they're on the deck with you, and you're looking at the disc and uh what you see or engraved into the uh like gold bit of the disc, the kind of outside ring of, but it's in dryonic, so that's dragon language.
33:32
SPEAKER_07: And I can read that.
33:33
SPEAKER_02: You're happy.
33:34
SPEAKER_07: So I read it and it says Uh a portal to hell.
33:41
SPEAKER_07: Okay, guys, we should we should not we should not go in this.
33:46
SPEAKER_07: Um, but we should keep it because it is nice to have a portal to hell in case it was someone else.
33:51
SPEAKER_05: Uh Francesco there.
33:53
SPEAKER_05: Vincenzo.
33:54
SPEAKER_05: Whatever.
33:56
SPEAKER_05: God, I wished I had his dick.
33:58
SPEAKER_05: Shouldn't have should have grabbed that one on the way out.
34:01
SPEAKER_02: See if uh if you'd grab the duck, the smoke with a closed and you'd have been Yeah, good good moves.
34:07
SPEAKER_02: You can be the night believing the duck.
34:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, obviously, we gotta burn.
34:10
SPEAKER_07: We gotta we gotta run to try and leave because I don't know what the smoke is, but let's try and get out of it before if you want to look back at the smoke, I can tell you what you see in the smoke.
34:20
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: So when you look back, that's the only person that you that recognises anything about us as Fanny S.
34:29
SPEAKER_02: Bigwind.
34:30
SPEAKER_02: You look back and you see a figure in the smoke and you see he's got burning yellow eyes.
34:37
SPEAKER_05: It's him.
34:38
SPEAKER_02: That's the bad guy that Bill Futler first saw when he went through the smoke.
34:43
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: But you recognise the face of the guy and you can't place why, and you're thinking you look around, your eyes will rest upon Don Baldre, and you recognise the face of this man as the face of the young boy in the picture that Don Baldree carries with him.
35:01
SPEAKER_07: What?
35:02
SPEAKER_07: So the evil demon is Don Boltry's son?
35:05
SPEAKER_02: That's what we can that's up to you to take away from what you want.
35:08
SPEAKER_07: Is it his son or his dad?
35:13
SPEAKER_07: Could be his dad.
35:15
SPEAKER_07: I think it's his son.
35:16
SPEAKER_07: Because if time here runs much faster than in the real world, it would be it would be Dom Boltry's son in the real world, but then here he'd be much older.
35:26
SPEAKER_07: So he could be old demon.
35:28
SPEAKER_04: Ooh.
35:29
SPEAKER_04: The pluck.
35:30
SPEAKER_07: I say, Oh, my God.
35:33
SPEAKER_07: Is he single?
35:37
SPEAKER_07: Uh I say, let's get the fuck out of here.
35:40
SPEAKER_07: He's trying to.
35:41
SPEAKER_07: I kind of want to dump out Dom Baldree.
35:45
SPEAKER_07: Maybe the sun's just after Dom Baldree.
35:48
SPEAKER_07: Throw him out of the ship.
35:50
SPEAKER_07: It's a thought that occurs to me.
35:52
SPEAKER_07: Um what do you think?
36:00
SPEAKER_07: He's gonna have to do a solo episode anyway.
36:04
SPEAKER_07: Um what are you mentioning on?
36:06
SPEAKER_04: Right.
36:08
SPEAKER_02: I was trying to writing short.
36:10
SPEAKER_05: No, they're ecstasy pills.
36:12
SPEAKER_07: It's just in your back pocket.
36:13
SPEAKER_07: I love it.
36:14
SPEAKER_05: No.
36:15
SPEAKER_05: I'll be dying of a heart attack soon, don't you worry.
36:19
SPEAKER_05: Um I don't take care of myself as I should.
36:23
SPEAKER_05: Uh, I don't know.
36:24
SPEAKER_07: Do you want to drop I think you should know I guess we'll keep him.
36:28
SPEAKER_05: I just I feel like I think we should head over to this this cobalt cam.
36:36
SPEAKER_05: We now know that the dude is there.
36:39
SPEAKER_05: Okay, what do we know?
36:40
SPEAKER_05: We know the dude is there.
36:42
SPEAKER_05: Uh Don Baldry is He's shaking on the deck.
36:47
SPEAKER_05: Shaking on the deck.
36:49
SPEAKER_05: Everybody's out.
36:50
SPEAKER_05: We gotta move on.
36:51
SPEAKER_05: We know we're wanted.
36:53
SPEAKER_05: Now we're also wanted for breaking a window.
36:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
36:56
SPEAKER_05: So that's gonna be another.
36:58
SPEAKER_07: I think they're gonna be more upset about, you know, killing How do you know how much that window?
37:03
SPEAKER_07: Stacey Dooley.
37:04
SPEAKER_05: That was a big window we broke.
37:05
SPEAKER_05: It was.
37:06
SPEAKER_02: You killed the head prosecutor.
37:08
SPEAKER_05: And we killed the head prosecutors.
37:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, he's in a disc straight to hell, so he wasn't, he's not in the desk, you just had a desk that could take you to hell.
37:18
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I thought he went into the disc.
37:21
SPEAKER_05: Use that later and drop people that we don't like and exactly.
37:24
SPEAKER_05: And you just say, uh How big is this?
37:26
SPEAKER_07: Like a C D?
37:27
SPEAKER_02: It's like a C D desk, but if you were to try and go through that, it would become bugger and envelope you.
37:33
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
37:33
SPEAKER_07: Okay, that's so okay.
37:34
SPEAKER_07: Vincenzo dead, Stacy dead, some of the guards very injured, Judge not happy, clumping his little hoobs.
37:40
SPEAKER_07: Little hoobs.
37:42
SPEAKER_07: Uh, centaurs.
37:43
SPEAKER_07: Um I we full steam ahead.
37:48
SPEAKER_07: I I rushed this ship to try and get through this smoke smokeless entry out of the city.
37:55
SPEAKER_07: Okay, so roll me.
37:56
SPEAKER_07: Come on, Patty.
38:00
SPEAKER_03: Eleven.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: Eleven's eleven's not gonna be quick enough.
38:04
SPEAKER_05: Tom?
38:04
SPEAKER_02: What happened?
38:05
SPEAKER_05: Are we making it?
38:07
SPEAKER_05: Oh, do I roll?
38:08
SPEAKER_02: Well what one of you tell me what you're gonna roll today.
38:11
SPEAKER_05: Uh okay.
38:14
SPEAKER_03: Come on, Tom.
38:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, we're not gonna make it, man.
38:19
SPEAKER_02: So is there anything you could do to make the ships go quicker?
38:22
SPEAKER_02: Have you got any I'm looking?
38:26
SPEAKER_05: Crossbow.
38:28
SPEAKER_05: No.
38:29
SPEAKER_05: Not opening up that rat thing again.
38:33
SPEAKER_05: Charm person diswit uh healing word.
38:39
SPEAKER_05: Phantasmal porce.
38:42
SPEAKER_05: No shadow.
38:43
SPEAKER_02: Is there anything you could think of that would make a ship go quicker that you could do?
38:47
SPEAKER_05: Like put Gareth his ass in the back and let him make it lighter.
38:56
SPEAKER_02: Is that what you're saying by dumping Gareth?
39:03
SPEAKER_07: How b I don't think Dom Boltry's that.
39:06
SPEAKER_02: But if there's other things on the ship.
39:08
SPEAKER_05: What is on the ship then?
39:09
SPEAKER_02: So there's Mika's stuff, so Mika's got barrels of like meat and like trade-able items and stuff like that.
39:17
SPEAKER_07: I grab Mika by the shoulders.
39:19
SPEAKER_07: I say, get a hold of yourself, man.
39:22
SPEAKER_07: We need to get through this smoke.
39:25
SPEAKER_07: How do we make this ship go faster?
39:27
SPEAKER_02: Mika sends we could we could drop the cargo, we could drop some.
39:31
SPEAKER_07: Would that be okay?
39:33
SPEAKER_02: I mean you'd have to pay me back.
39:34
SPEAKER_02: It's expensive.
39:35
SPEAKER_02: Shut on the shot.
39:37
SPEAKER_07: Well, dude, if we don't get out of here, you're also stuck in the smoke city.
39:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
39:41
SPEAKER_02: I've not done anything to the smoke man.
39:43
SPEAKER_02: The smoke man you'd be cool with me.
39:46
SPEAKER_07: You know the smokeman?
39:48
SPEAKER_02: No, but I I assume you wouldn't.
39:50
SPEAKER_07: So how you know he's gonna be cool with you?
39:52
SPEAKER_07: You know must smoke man gonna be cool?
39:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm a cool guy.
39:55
SPEAKER_02: People like my You're fucking annoying, man.
39:58
SPEAKER_05: Let's lie to him and say, yeah, we'll pay him back, but we'll fuck him over later, man.
40:03
SPEAKER_07: You have a deal, Mika.
40:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
40:05
SPEAKER_05: How much is this shit worth, by the way?
40:08
SPEAKER_02: A hundred gold fish.
40:09
SPEAKER_05: No problems.
40:10
SPEAKER_05: Do you take checks?
40:12
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to check.
40:13
SPEAKER_05: Well, you're gonna learn.
40:15
SPEAKER_05: Here.
40:16
SPEAKER_05: Start writing about an IO.
40:17
SPEAKER_07: It's called credit.
40:19
SPEAKER_07: Credit.
40:19
SPEAKER_07: Get back to your tiny little skull.
40:21
SPEAKER_05: Do we have to ditch it all?
40:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's up to you.
40:25
SPEAKER_02: So what I'm the way we're gonna do this is what however much you say you're gonna drop, that will increase the size of bonus dice we add to the 11 rule.
40:34
SPEAKER_05: So if you that let's How many barrels are in there?
40:38
SPEAKER_02: So there's it was ten barrels.
40:40
SPEAKER_02: So if you drop all of them, I'll give you a D twelve to add to it.
40:46
SPEAKER_02: If you drop eight of them, we'll say it's a D.
40:50
SPEAKER_05: How many do what's the what have we got?
40:52
SPEAKER_05: 12?
40:52
SPEAKER_05: Is that right?
40:53
SPEAKER_02: You've got 12 barrels, so each one you No, I mean we rolled a twelve.
40:57
SPEAKER_02: You rolled an eleven.
40:58
SPEAKER_05: Eleven.
40:59
SPEAKER_05: How much do we need to get out of here?
41:01
SPEAKER_02: I would say you need at least an eighteen.
41:04
SPEAKER_02: So you need another seven onto that.
41:08
SPEAKER_05: Seven barrels?
41:10
SPEAKER_02: If you want to drop seven barrels, that means you'll have to roll that's you'll have to get the highest roll on that dice.
41:17
SPEAKER_02: So I can give you if you drop all 12, I'll give you a D12 to roll.
41:21
SPEAKER_05: Just drop.
41:22
SPEAKER_05: What do you think, Cody?
41:23
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
41:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
41:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:26
SPEAKER_05: Let's fuck them.
41:28
SPEAKER_02: You drop all the dices, all the barrels out of the thing.
41:32
SPEAKER_02: You hear people shouting, they're like, what the fuck is that?
41:35
SPEAKER_04: And then you go say drink it up.
41:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, say free.
41:39
SPEAKER_04: You're welcome.
41:40
SPEAKER_04: You're welcome.
41:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:41
SPEAKER_02: You hear the center judge, you know, could people stop dropping things on my fucking head.
41:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
41:48
SPEAKER_07: And then this guy sounds a lot like Mika.
41:50
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
41:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's been his I can't remember what his voice was.
41:54
SPEAKER_02: I just remember it's old in Scottish.
41:55
SPEAKER_02: So I'll give you a D12 to roll now, and that is your bonus dice.
41:59
SPEAKER_05: Go, Fanny.
42:01
SPEAKER_05: This is your moment.
42:03
SPEAKER_05: Five.
42:03
SPEAKER_05: Five.
42:05
SPEAKER_02: So you make it just to the edge of the city, and the smoke is quite faint around this bit, but you can see it's joining up and you can feel the ship shaking.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: And as you look back at the figure with the yellow eyes that you recognise, you can see he's very close to the ship.
42:26
SPEAKER_02: Is it anything you want to do?
42:28
SPEAKER_02: You can also hear the dusk whispering still as I can get you out of here.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: You can I'll get you out.
42:36
SPEAKER_07: I don't think we should trust a hell dish.
42:38
SPEAKER_05: I don't feel hell is a good place for us to escape to.
42:42
SPEAKER_02: So what do you want to do in it?
42:44
SPEAKER_07: So we either keep sailing in the sky towards the yellow eyes.
42:49
SPEAKER_02: So his the smoke, if you think about it, it's now like a semicircle almost.
42:54
SPEAKER_02: So he's there.
42:57
SPEAKER_02: Let me see.
42:58
SPEAKER_02: So he's at the straight bit of the semicircle in the middle of it.
43:05
SPEAKER_02: So you could blast, you are like at the edge of the smoke.
43:08
SPEAKER_02: So you could sail through the smoke.
43:10
SPEAKER_02: You don't know what the smoke does though.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: Or you could, I don't know, you could turn around and try and say something to him, or you could answer the disc.
43:19
SPEAKER_07: You've got options in terms of we're not answering the disc, Leon.
43:23
SPEAKER_07: What is your this is such a bad idea?
43:26
SPEAKER_07: I got nothing useful.
43:28
SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna be honest with you.
43:29
SPEAKER_07: I don't know why I picked these shit.
43:32
SPEAKER_07: Thunder wave?
43:33
SPEAKER_07: Well, okay, I can try to thunder wave the smoke out of the way so we can go through.
43:38
SPEAKER_02: That's uh that's an option, yeah.
43:40
SPEAKER_07: Yes, I unleash a wave of thunderous energy.
43:43
SPEAKER_07: From Fanny Bigwick.
43:45
SPEAKER_07: And it's all pushed 10 feet away.
43:48
SPEAKER_07: And takes damage, okay.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: So is that a is a constitution saving rule for that, or is that a hat hold on, I'll give it a read.
43:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:58
SPEAKER_02: So now you just do that, you don't Need to roll anything for it.
44:01
SPEAKER_07: Perfect.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: And I'll roll to see if this how badly the smoke fucks up.
44:05
SPEAKER_02: So the smoke holds up a bit, but there is a gap, so you can there is a small gap.
44:11
SPEAKER_02: So if you want to go for it, you'll go for it, but the shotgun take damage.
44:17
SPEAKER_05: I'd feel that's our one option.
44:20
SPEAKER_07: I say everyone hold their breath.
44:23
SPEAKER_02: So you sail through the shi the smoke, the smoke starts ripping planks off of the ship and stuff like that, and the ship takes five damage.
44:35
SPEAKER_02: So the ship's still all together, it's not falling apart or anything, but you can definitely tell that it's done serious damage to the ship.
44:43
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
44:43
SPEAKER_02: You're now outside of the kind of ring of smoke and you see the entire city of Notherwinter get consumed by all the smoke, and you can hear the figure that with the yellow eyes screaming and shouting and saying, You're supposed to hold them here and you're now outside.
45:04
SPEAKER_02: What do you want to do?
45:05
SPEAKER_02: Do you want to just continue to get the fuck away from all this?
45:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:09
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you start sailing off and you Mika, where are we going?
45:14
SPEAKER_02: So Mika says we should try and get as far away from you as possible.
45:18
SPEAKER_02: Sh that's just fucked up shit of unfortunately.
45:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:21
SPEAKER_02: So Mika says he's got a hideout you can go to, but he says it's not very far away from where you are now.
45:28
SPEAKER_02: But he says you can either go to the hideout, which will still mean you're about a day's journey away from the city, or he says, Do you can sail to the next nearest city which will take you further away?
45:41
SPEAKER_02: It's up to you where you've got.
45:42
SPEAKER_05: I think the hideout.
45:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let's find out what's going on with Mika.
45:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so Mika, Mika says, May I take the wheel?
45:50
SPEAKER_07: I say, baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask that.
45:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
45:55
SPEAKER_05: And then he's a charm or Mika, you're gonna love her.
45:58
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and then he like um he puts his arms around me like a ghost, and he puts his hands on top, and then I slip out, and I'm like, whoa.
46:08
SPEAKER_07: He's good at driving.
46:11
SPEAKER_02: So Mika turns the shot and he pushes a lever and you go high into the clouds, so you can't even see the destruction.
46:19
SPEAKER_07: He's taking us higher than we've ever been before.
46:22
SPEAKER_03: Yo love his behind a CD player on this.
46:31
SPEAKER_07: Let's pop in that hell disc.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: Mika has you when you look around the ship you see Mika has a box that has a miniature band in her.
46:42
SPEAKER_02: Like tiny tiny people who all have instruments and that you can.
46:46
SPEAKER_07: Are they trapped or free?
46:48
SPEAKER_02: You can ask them if you want.
46:50
SPEAKER_07: Are you free?
46:51
SPEAKER_02: We're cursed to play in the music box.
46:54
SPEAKER_02: Who cursed you?
46:56
SPEAKER_02: We s we're shoplifters.
46:57
SPEAKER_02: The one with the shoplifters.
46:59
SPEAKER_05: You deserve it.
46:59
SPEAKER_05: Now pop in some margin gay.
47:02
SPEAKER_05: Let's go.
47:04
SPEAKER_02: So the fucking small band kick into life and they start singing Let's Get It On as You Sail.
47:12
SPEAKER_07: Wow.
47:12
SPEAKER_02: They're a small band.
47:15
SPEAKER_07: Nice choice.
47:16
SPEAKER_07: They're a small band, but with big volumes.
47:19
SPEAKER_07: Nice.
47:20
SPEAKER_05: So it's gonna kick back now.
47:22
SPEAKER_02: You're up into the clouds and you're sailing away.
47:25
SPEAKER_02: Do you just want to do any sort of like medicine insight checking?
47:28
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna heal myself, of course.
47:31
SPEAKER_05: I got a healing word there, so I don't think you took it.
47:35
SPEAKER_02: You did actually you took was it one damage or one?
47:38
SPEAKER_02: One damage.
47:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:39
SPEAKER_05: Do I need to heal myself or will that heal in a day?
47:42
SPEAKER_02: You could take a short rest.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: You can say you're having a short rest.
47:45
SPEAKER_05: I'm short resting.
47:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
47:46
SPEAKER_07: Is there a reason the smoke couldn't follow us?
47:49
SPEAKER_02: So that's a question that you you have.
47:52
SPEAKER_07: Mm-hmm.
47:53
SPEAKER_02: That you could ask someone who knows about that stuff.
47:57
SPEAKER_07: Mika.
47:58
SPEAKER_05: With Mika, no.
48:00
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
48:01
SPEAKER_07: Do you know why the smoke could only encapsulate the city and not follow us?
48:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't in all honesty, I don't know what's going on.
48:08
SPEAKER_02: Uh from what we saw, I would say that there's a cult like element tradition where we saw we remember you saw people walking around in robes and chanting and reading spell books.
48:20
SPEAKER_02: I would say maybe this smoke only has substance and has the ability to go where it's being summoned and wanted.
48:29
SPEAKER_02: Like it maybe it can't w it can't be without its smoke, whatever's inside of that being that is there, it maybe needs to smoke to survive.
48:39
SPEAKER_02: So potentially it can't leave the city because it's not got somewhere for the smoke to go.
48:46
SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
48:47
SPEAKER_02: But I don't know because I've never seen shit like this before that's strange.
48:51
SPEAKER_05: Neither have I, Mika.
48:52
SPEAKER_05: Neither have I.
48:52
SPEAKER_02: That's my educated guess.
48:54
SPEAKER_05: I feel like we're on the same page here, Mika.
48:57
SPEAKER_05: I've never seen any I would just so you know, I was supposed to be doing a gig.
49:01
SPEAKER_02: This has been This has been an experience.
49:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like like I I haven't even questioned on how to get back home yet.
49:09
SPEAKER_05: Nah dah.
49:11
SPEAKER_05: So, yeah.
49:12
SPEAKER_02: Where where I was back home.
49:15
SPEAKER_05: Penny, would you like to try and describe the Chuckle Hut?
49:20
SPEAKER_07: I wouldn't call the Chuckle Hut my home.
49:23
SPEAKER_07: I would call that a gig, you know.
49:25
SPEAKER_05: But are you the resident MC there?
49:30
SPEAKER_07: No, no.
49:31
SPEAKER_07: I uh I just traveled up for the gig.
49:33
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
49:34
SPEAKER_05: Where are you from originally that fan?
49:36
SPEAKER_07: Glasgow.
49:38
SPEAKER_05: Nice.
49:39
SPEAKER_05: Fucking I'm from Wolverhampton.
49:42
SPEAKER_05: So that's it.
49:43
SPEAKER_01: That's not sounds dangerous.
49:45
SPEAKER_05: It is.
49:45
SPEAKER_05: It's completely dangerous.
49:46
SPEAKER_05: I've been arrested for a fray and fucking crazy, you bet.
49:51
SPEAKER_05: But I like it.
49:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
49:52
SPEAKER_02: You're getting a lot of legal trouble, whatever you want.
49:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, wherever I go, Mika, so be careful.
49:56
SPEAKER_05: But hey, fucking love you.
49:58
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
49:59
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
50:00
SPEAKER_05: Right on.
50:00
SPEAKER_05: Mika are hitting it off.
50:01
SPEAKER_05: This is great.
50:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, what the hell?
50:03
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
50:03
SPEAKER_02: So you get Mika takes you to his hideout.
50:06
SPEAKER_02: Mika's hideout is in the clouds, so it's almost like a kind of you see like what?
50:13
SPEAKER_07: I have always I've had dreams about living in clouds.
50:16
SPEAKER_07: This is the best.
50:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you got so it's like a it's like a series of like, you know how like docks where it's like bits of wood that are floating in the water.
50:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:26
SPEAKER_02: So it's like it's a kind of small town looking like thing.
50:31
SPEAKER_07: Okay, Liam, when we step onto the cloud, is it squishy like marshmallow or is it firm?
50:36
SPEAKER_07: What kind of cloud is it?
50:37
SPEAKER_05: Wait, wait, wait.
50:38
SPEAKER_05: The hideout is up on the clouds.
50:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
50:41
SPEAKER_02: So it's like dot it's like sood that look almost like docks, but they'd have like balloons tied underneath them, so that's what's keeping them in the air.
50:52
SPEAKER_07: Oh.
50:53
SPEAKER_02: So is it like a floating kind of town in the sky?
50:56
SPEAKER_07: So it's not actual clouds.
50:57
SPEAKER_02: It's not made of clouds, but it's hidden in the clouds.
51:00
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
51:01
SPEAKER_07: I thought we were stepping on clouds.
51:03
SPEAKER_07: Like you can't.
51:04
SPEAKER_07: I don't think we're gonna be able to goopy like marshmallows.
51:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's just water, isn't it?
51:11
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, but again, whoa, uh a boy made of smoke can encapsulate a city, but it would be insane to step on a cloud.
51:19
SPEAKER_07: That's what you're saying?
51:20
SPEAKER_02: That uh yeah.
51:22
SPEAKER_07: You're a two.
51:27
SPEAKER_02: So you get uh Tom's also pissed off.
51:31
SPEAKER_07: I'm not yeah, okay.
51:33
SPEAKER_07: Well, yeah.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
51:35
SPEAKER_07: Sure.
51:35
SPEAKER_02: We're in the cloud.
51:36
SPEAKER_02: If you want to step in a cloud, like you stay on.
51:39
SPEAKER_05: No, because we're all fall through.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
51:41
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm stepping on the wood.
51:43
SPEAKER_05: Whatever the wood is.
51:44
SPEAKER_05: Make it this is your town.
51:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
51:50
SPEAKER_02: Ship up from me and my gang.
51:52
SPEAKER_05: Right on.
51:52
SPEAKER_07: How do you get to stay still in the sky?
51:55
SPEAKER_02: It's on some level of gastric balloon.
51:57
SPEAKER_02: That's as high as this gash could go, so it's not gonna go any higher.
52:00
SPEAKER_07: But it doesn't go east or west, north south.
52:02
SPEAKER_02: Well, it can blow about, but you it hasn't yet.
52:06
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
52:06
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
52:08
SPEAKER_02: That's a problem for another day.
52:10
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
52:10
SPEAKER_05: What are we gonna do with this gang, man?
52:13
SPEAKER_02: So you're on the boat, you have Rufford, the pseudo dragon, who's just having a nap.
52:21
SPEAKER_02: He's been very unbothered about the whole situation.
52:23
SPEAKER_05: Right.
52:24
SPEAKER_02: Mika is there, and he's going, uh I can introduce you to the rest of the gang.
52:30
SPEAKER_02: Uh, and then you've got Don Boltree who is still unconscious, but he's stopped shaking.
52:37
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
52:38
SPEAKER_02: And then you've got Sean and Fanny and Bill and you're moving this new side.
52:44
SPEAKER_07: Ruford, Mika, Fanny, Don, Bale, and Sean.
52:47
SPEAKER_05: I got a question for you, Fanny.
52:49
SPEAKER_05: That's me.
52:50
SPEAKER_05: So what is what are we still trying to do now?
52:53
SPEAKER_05: Like, what is our goal?
52:55
SPEAKER_05: Are we walking around pretty aimless here?
52:58
SPEAKER_07: Well, okay, buddy, we just r saved your fucking life.
53:01
SPEAKER_07: So up until now, it's just a bit.
53:05
SPEAKER_07: What are we doing right now?
53:06
SPEAKER_07: Give me a second to answer.
53:07
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
53:08
SPEAKER_07: Because up until now, we've been just trying to save you.
53:11
SPEAKER_07: So this is the first time we're taking a breath to see.
53:14
SPEAKER_07: Uh I mean, w we're okay.
53:17
SPEAKER_05: I I could have escaped, don't you worry.
53:19
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
53:20
SPEAKER_07: You want me to kick you down off this cloud hut?
53:23
SPEAKER_07: I would.
53:24
SPEAKER_05: Are we fighting in the clouds now?
53:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
53:27
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
53:27
SPEAKER_07: Fanny, what I'm saying is We you want to go home.
53:30
SPEAKER_07: We want to go home.
53:31
SPEAKER_05: Is that our main goal?
53:33
SPEAKER_07: Do you not want to go home?
53:34
SPEAKER_05: Kind of liking it here.
53:36
SPEAKER_07: They've been trying to kill you nonstop.
53:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but I feel like a rebel, man.
53:41
SPEAKER_05: So I feel like, yeah, listen.
53:43
SPEAKER_05: I mean, we can start a comedy club here.
53:45
SPEAKER_05: Nobody does comedy here.
53:47
SPEAKER_05: All we gotta do is I don't think they like laughing.
53:49
unknown: What?
53:50
SPEAKER_05: Well, well, let's let's try let's put on a show for the guys at uh You mean the little mini bands?
53:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that we got we let's put on a show for uh Mika's uh gang.
53:59
SPEAKER_05: I haven't performed in a while.
54:01
SPEAKER_02: So do you so Mika goes, sure you're wanting to put on a show for my my gang of thieves?
54:08
SPEAKER_05: First of all, we have to meet the gang and thieves.
54:10
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
54:11
SPEAKER_07: And second of all, are any of them hot and single?
54:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's a couple of them now attractive and uh available.
54:18
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
54:18
SPEAKER_07: Then we're gonna put on a show.
54:20
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
54:22
SPEAKER_03: He's gonna go lace and pipe with a bunch of cobalt.
54:27
SPEAKER_07: Well, hopefully the pipe gets, you know, laid in my in my line.
54:31
SPEAKER_07: There you go.
54:32
SPEAKER_04: There you go.
54:35
SPEAKER_04: Little cobalt love.
54:38
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so that's the plan for the gang.
54:42
SPEAKER_02: You want to go and meet Mika's gang, and then you want to put on a comedy show as well.
54:48
SPEAKER_07: Well, yeah, that's you know, we m we have some time.
54:50
SPEAKER_07: We need to lie low, we need to, you know, gain some energy and make a plan.
54:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because what do we know?
54:55
SPEAKER_05: Like maybe these guys know what's going on.
54:58
SPEAKER_05: We've obviously gotta get rid of this demon.
55:01
SPEAKER_07: Well, wait for Dawn to wake up, but look, what I saw in that smoke was definitely hit this the his son.
55:06
SPEAKER_07: I think it was the same, it was related to Dawn.
55:09
SPEAKER_07: And so there's some connection to this world.
55:12
SPEAKER_07: And like, I'm not gonna lie to you, I'd like to go back home, but none of our careers were doing especially well there.
55:19
SPEAKER_05: No, but I was on the like if you if you had to really know if I I wasn't getting booked a lot.
55:25
SPEAKER_05: Are you serious?
55:26
SPEAKER_05: Phil Butler was not getting booked a lot.
55:29
SPEAKER_07: But you're the you're Scotland's number one cruise line comedian.
55:33
SPEAKER_05: You know, I was, but uh, you know, bookers change, people change.
55:39
SPEAKER_05: Did you send some dick pics?
55:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
55:41
SPEAKER_05: Well, no, whoa, whoa, whoa.
55:43
SPEAKER_05: Whoa, whoa.
55:45
SPEAKER_05: Again, no, no.
55:48
SPEAKER_05: Um I'm I'm saying we got a whole new world here.
55:53
SPEAKER_05: Uh we could like I think we really gotta stop this guy from getting at us.
55:59
SPEAKER_05: So we gotta stop the cloud dudes somehow.
56:01
SPEAKER_05: I'd love to not be killed.
56:04
SPEAKER_05: I think we should open up our own club.
56:06
SPEAKER_05: And I mean, this is like virgin territory here for comedians.
56:10
SPEAKER_05: Do they have comics in this Neverland?
56:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've I've never heard of a a comic.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm not really sure what that ocean or ask the little band.
56:20
SPEAKER_05: Right on.
56:21
SPEAKER_02: The little band goes, we just sang whatever song you want.
56:24
SPEAKER_02: That's all we do.
56:25
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
56:26
SPEAKER_05: You ever heard of Weird Al Yankabick?
56:29
SPEAKER_02: We have an unlimited knowledge of songs.
56:32
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
56:34
SPEAKER_05: Like a surgeon.
56:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we could do you want that right now.
56:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, play me some weird ow.
56:40
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
56:41
SPEAKER_02: Uh so the bands strike up and you start getting Amish Paradise.
56:45
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I love this.
56:46
SPEAKER_07: Nice.
56:47
SPEAKER_05: I love these guys.
56:48
SPEAKER_07: Living in the book.
56:49
SPEAKER_07: How much for the box?
56:50
SPEAKER_05: How much for the box, Mika?
56:52
SPEAKER_02: You want you already owe me a hundred cool pieces.
56:54
SPEAKER_05: Making a hundred and ten.
56:56
SPEAKER_05: I'll pay you back later.
57:00
SPEAKER_07: I don't think Mika is someone you want to be messing around with.
57:03
SPEAKER_07: He has a gang of thieves who could kill us.
57:05
SPEAKER_05: We'll figure it out later.
57:06
SPEAKER_05: I want the box.
57:07
SPEAKER_05: I feel like I want the box.
57:09
SPEAKER_02: If you want to make uh do you shook my hand, but well, let's meet your friends first.
57:14
SPEAKER_05: Um let me let me think of eight.
57:16
SPEAKER_05: Give me eight.
57:17
SPEAKER_05: How much how much do I have anyways?
57:19
SPEAKER_02: How much gold do you have?
57:20
SPEAKER_02: You have none.
57:21
SPEAKER_02: You have none.
57:23
SPEAKER_02: You've got the uh the gems, but me and Don have gems.
57:28
SPEAKER_05: So you have all the gold.
57:29
SPEAKER_06: I don't have any gold, I have gems.
57:31
SPEAKER_05: How much are the gems worth?
57:33
SPEAKER_02: I think we were like they were worth I think the ones you had were worth 70 and Don's one's worth 60.
57:39
SPEAKER_05: And Don's passed out?
57:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go take his gem.
57:43
SPEAKER_02: Okay, do me a do me a slight hand.
57:48
SPEAKER_02: So you've got with an 18.
57:51
SPEAKER_02: So you have now stolen a gem out of the pocket of an unconscious Stomp Old Treaty.
57:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:59
SPEAKER_07: Uh Did he have yeah, because it did he spend I'm just trying to remember how many gems he had.
58:05
SPEAKER_02: He had you did he had the one big one and you had the four small ones.
58:09
SPEAKER_07: Okay, okay, okay.
58:10
SPEAKER_02: So now you've got it.
58:13
SPEAKER_02: Are you wanting to trade Mika that for the box?
58:17
SPEAKER_05: Uh I tried to make it, I go, listen, let's talk a little later.
58:21
SPEAKER_05: I got something.
58:23
SPEAKER_02: I was like, okay.
58:24
SPEAKER_02: We'll don't want it, we'll short that show.
58:26
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
58:26
SPEAKER_05: I want the box, Mika.
58:28
SPEAKER_02: I'll give you the box, you give me the jam.
58:30
SPEAKER_05: I'll give you the gem, don't you?
58:32
SPEAKER_05: Maybe we can make a deal.
58:34
SPEAKER_05: If I give you the gem, are we all squared?
58:36
SPEAKER_02: Uh you go, I'll I'll throw in the box and you give me the gem and we'll show you all my fucking cool pictures now.
58:44
SPEAKER_05: What about a bag of awesome monsters?
58:48
SPEAKER_02: A bag of awesome monsters?
58:49
SPEAKER_02: You are you talking about the bag with the the elk in a box?
58:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
58:53
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
58:54
SPEAKER_07: If you give me a monster, why are you giving this all the way?
58:58
SPEAKER_03: What the fucking box?
59:00
SPEAKER_03: I want to be able to walk around with dudes.
59:03
SPEAKER_03: The box is more awesome than the elves.
59:05
SPEAKER_07: How big is the box?
59:06
SPEAKER_02: The box is like a it's like a kind of like a normal like moving box kind of.
59:11
SPEAKER_05: That's pretty big, man.
59:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but don't I have a bag that can fit everything in it?
59:15
SPEAKER_02: You've not you wanted to find it, you've not found it yet.
59:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
59:19
SPEAKER_02: You could just carry it.
59:20
SPEAKER_02: It's like it you'd be able to carry it about.
59:22
SPEAKER_02: It's just like a normal box.
59:23
SPEAKER_02: I can put it in a backpack or something like that.
59:25
SPEAKER_07: You could tie a rope around it and carry it on a back, I do can you kill them if you get sh too shaky?
59:31
SPEAKER_02: They are like fixed into place.
59:33
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
59:36
SPEAKER_05: Okay, so the the jam and I owe you 30.
59:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh well, get throwing the bag of the bag of many things you you've got there then uh suba completely even at that point.
59:47
SPEAKER_02: Give me the gem in the bag, I give you the box, and we write off the debt.
59:51
SPEAKER_05: We write off the debt.
59:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:56
SPEAKER_08: I like this deal.
59:58
SPEAKER_02: Let's shake hands.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it, baby.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_05: Let's talk after the whole I want to meet your crew first.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_05: Okay, well.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_05: Let's find out who we're dealing with.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_02: Well, that has been so that's the end of this episode.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_02: Make sure you check in for the next one.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_02: That'd be so helpful to find out what was going on in the mind of Don Boltry through all of this, and then the gang will be back together and we'll figure out how you steal with shit in Clout City.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_07: Um, also, can we say uh thank you so much to everyone who came and did the comics quest around the fringe and saw all of our shows?
1:00:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_02: Jem Gemma who came to your show.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's a lovely girl.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_05: She's one of my biggest fans.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she came and done the quest.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_02: She came and done, she went to Gareth's show, she went to Kate's show.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_05: So Oh, no way, man.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_02: Good.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_02: And I think it was a couple of times.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_05: No, I love that gal.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_05: No, she's so sweet.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_05: Amazing, really, really lovely.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_05: She is.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_05: She's a massive comedy fan.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_05: I've known her a long, long time now.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_02: Yes, so she's gonna get to name a character and give a character.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_05: Hell yeah.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_05: Oh wicked.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_05: Yes, I love this plant.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_05: You bet I love this plant.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_02: So we'll get to meet Gemma's character when she's written it up and sent over, and we'll give her a message to say which episode it's gonna be her.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_05: Good one, Jabba.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_02: If any other news have complete the quest, just message the page and we'll get that sorted out as well.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_02: We'll see you in the next episode.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_02: Woo!
1:01:27
SPEAKER_00: Thanks so much for listening, everyone.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_00: Just a few quick shout-outs before we wrap up the episode.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_00: First of all, a big shout out to the person who designed our image, uh, Kitty Christland R.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_00: Alan Orr, who did the theme music, and last but certainly not least, John Stable, who does all of our stuff production and editing, and there's a lot of work to stuff to put through that.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_00: So thank you, John Allen.