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OUTRO: Dream Homes · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Hello, what what a day?
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  Speaker 3: Ah?
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  Speaker 2: Just a little even one. I know. We did a
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  Speaker 2: bit of filming this morning with the whole Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 2: team and it's not giving too much a way to
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  Speaker 2: say that. We were down on a lovely little beach
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  Speaker 2: in the sort of local area. God, it was beautiful
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  Speaker 2: by Heune Bay. Yeah, absolutely stunning. It was fun stunning.
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  Speaker 2: It was actually I like doing stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: Feels good.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys get there and I don't often get
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  Speaker 2: this edge with the water coming and go how good
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  Speaker 2: would a swim be? You know, you know, just.
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  Speaker 4: There?
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  Speaker 2: Well, this was the interesting thing because we were talking
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  Speaker 2: with Jerry about that and apparently there is a lot
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  Speaker 2: of shit in there.
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  Speaker 3: It looks clear, Yeah, very clear. That's the way they
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  Speaker 3: get you. Yeah, you're thinking it's clean, but it's full
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  Speaker 3: of shit.
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  Speaker 2: It'd be cold if you did go for a swim.
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  Speaker 5: Cox's Bay just around one more further from there, the
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  Speaker 5: big one that's literally the first beach in Auckland to
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  Speaker 5: get closed. Yes, Cox's Bay is closed because the poos
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  Speaker 5: look out everyone, and then the other one's closed.
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  Speaker 4: Close to it.
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  Speaker 2: All the rich people, all the rich people around there
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  Speaker 2: don't care and just go.
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  Speaker 4: They just care.
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  Speaker 2: They just either pooh straight in the water or their
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  Speaker 2: poos just goes directly from their manch over the back fence.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, the opposite.
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  Speaker 5: I think the rich people will be like, I paid
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  Speaker 5: twenty million dollars for this house and there's poos out there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's funny as it so for people outside of Auckland,
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  Speaker 3: that area is the most expensive real estate in the country. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there and probably Era as well. Weird, pretty crist I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what's.
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  Speaker 4: So cross to the that the views, No, I.
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  Speaker 3: Think when you're diding with twenty million dollars, but the way,
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  Speaker 3: how much would you say that house was jase fourteen
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  Speaker 3: to fifteen mil?
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  Speaker 2: Fourteen point seven mil.
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  Speaker 4: When we left there.
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  Speaker 3: The guy that was at that house, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you had the stuck his head didn't get a.
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  Speaker 2: Nagy, yeah he said, and I really yeah, I get
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  Speaker 2: the feeling he was the gardener. Yeah he wasn't. I
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  Speaker 2: think so, No way that was the vibe par Ow
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  Speaker 2: as well, very pricey.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, different league though, yeah over that hell side.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, will you get a bit of a view, but
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  Speaker 4: don't bring you thought.
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  Speaker 5: To be fair though, both those spots amazing. Like you
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  Speaker 5: go to those streets and you go, shit, this is
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  Speaker 5: a nice Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, I mean it's a very
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  Speaker 2: attractive area for.
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  Speaker 5: Jas or Glen Eden, Glen Eden whatever. You'd rather live
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  Speaker 5: in Hoon Bay.
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  Speaker 6: Come on in.
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  Speaker 2: Well I I did little levin Hoon Bay for a
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  Speaker 2: little while.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like I'm talking now, not in the sexties
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  Speaker 5: or whatever, like right now, Look, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Going to be honest with you. I'm not. It's a
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  Speaker 2: very attractive, very lovely place, but you know whatever, and
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  Speaker 2: it's just so profoundly expensive that I don't even consider
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  Speaker 2: living there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well no, because it's just not a choice.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a choice for me. Yeah, there's no way
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  Speaker 2: in a million years I would ever be at unless
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  Speaker 2: I one.
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  Speaker 5: Lotter, yeah, or if you did like two more seasons
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  Speaker 5: of Dog Squad, And even.
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  Speaker 2: Then if I had the money, I still don't think
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  Speaker 2: i'd live there.
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  Speaker 4: Go somewhere else where would you go?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, but it wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: herne Bay. My father in law lives in that area.
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  Speaker 2: It is very, very, a very nice area.
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  Speaker 5: Let's say you won thirty mil, right, thirty mil cash
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  Speaker 5: in hand, how much would you spend on your house,
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  Speaker 5: your main house would you live.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe three to five?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think about three to five as well. To
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  Speaker 5: be honest, I reckon I'd go Rema, like I love that.
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  Speaker 5: Like the houses down there are sick mass with the
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  Speaker 5: board houses. But I'm sure sure you used to live there.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't you.
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  Speaker 3: No, not Remors. It's too far away. I find it
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  Speaker 3: a nuisance to get to. I want to view and
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  Speaker 3: like you say, the houses are big, but I've lived
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  Speaker 3: in a big house and I now know I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to live in a big house neither, because you
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  Speaker 3: have to clean it. It's but you have a cleaner.
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  Speaker 2: My ex girlfriend's parents lived in remu Era and their
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  Speaker 2: house was something to behold. I'll give you that, but
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  Speaker 2: no appeal for me renew Era. Why apart from the
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  Speaker 2: nice houses? What would be literally said?
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  Speaker 6: I literally said, because the houses are cool?
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  Speaker 4: Where are you getting thirty million dollars from winning it?
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  Speaker 4: I'm winning thirty million, You're not winning thirty millions have
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  Speaker 4: that kind of the whole Archy Big Show week days
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  Speaker 4: from four on Radio Hurarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 6: This is the I'm Gonna Win It with Betty Fellas.
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  Speaker 2: This is the thing that baffles me, baffles you know,
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  Speaker 2: as human beings, we have this thing and it happens
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  Speaker 2: within my own family dynamics, but in society in general,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's always like step up, step up, step up,
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  Speaker 2: step up, property wise, and it's like, what getting a
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  Speaker 2: bigger and bigger and bigger house, And so why do
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  Speaker 2: I need a big house?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need a big I don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: But the world is obsessed with growth. It's economic growth,
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  Speaker 3: business growth, all these sorts of things. Can we just
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  Speaker 3: get to a point where we're all happy things are
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  Speaker 3: going well, Yes, and we just be grateful when we
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  Speaker 3: do a good job and leave it at.
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  Speaker 2: That, Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Constantly trying to grow and get more and more and more.
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  Speaker 2: And so my wife and I we're both on the
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  Speaker 2: same page on this. We're going downsize. I'm going if
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  Speaker 2: I had bye Way, I'm going massively minimalist, and even
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  Speaker 2: just having a tiny little pad somewhere that we could
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  Speaker 2: go back to and die in need and the rest
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  Speaker 2: of the time just fucking hooning around.
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  Speaker 6: I think you're saying, die in there.
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  Speaker 2: Well I probably would, but i'd probably die in there.
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  Speaker 5: But I think downsizing is what you're choosing to do
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  Speaker 5: because going bigger isn't an option.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I could bro because you haven't won thirty million.
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  Speaker 5: Like keys, How would I downsize?
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  Speaker 2: It also depends location, location, location, and you could get
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  Speaker 2: my wife and I could probably get a much bigger
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  Speaker 2: house in a small New Zealand town.
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  Speaker 6: Sure, go move to Huntley, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: We don't do that if we wanted to.
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  Speaker 6: Sure, Man, the world's your oyster, It totally it is.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, the long story, short river, And it's not
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  Speaker 5: because of the location, the people, blah blah view. It's
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  Speaker 5: because every time I drive past certain old houses, right,
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  Speaker 5: you go holy fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Sure? But then in that case, I mean, what are
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  Speaker 3: we talking about here? What do even where would you
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  Speaker 3: if you could then pick that Let's say you won
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  Speaker 3: three hundred million and you can pick that house up
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  Speaker 3: and put it anywhere?
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  Speaker 4: Where would you put it? Jesus christ Man?
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  Speaker 5: Ah, Well, if you're gonna be a fucking asshole about it.
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  Speaker 5: I guess I I guess I'd put it era.
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  Speaker 4: There's my favorite.
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  Speaker 6: I'd leave it there.
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  Speaker 5: My favorite house in Tata or the peninsula, and local
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  Speaker 5: Taddy Pin people will know. This is a house that
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  Speaker 5: was boted over from an old mentioned and old weather
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  Speaker 5: board mentioned. It's on the hell and it's like has
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  Speaker 5: a view and it's got this big property and it
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  Speaker 5: was like one hundred years ago, was boted over.
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  Speaker 6: So I just put it where my current house is,
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  Speaker 6: my current grany.
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  Speaker 4: That is the worst answer you could have.
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  Speaker 2: I genuinely dislike the peninsula. I give weird, horrible vibes
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  Speaker 2: that peninsula I don't like.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't it funny?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 6: You say that right? And you say the same about
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  Speaker 6: Harold Island.
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  Speaker 2: Herald Island was, Yeah, it was spooky.
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  Speaker 6: Everything's really spooky. It makes you run down there.
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  Speaker 2: I have walked around extensively on the peninsula and there's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of shitholes there.
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  Speaker 5: And you live in the city and every day see
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  Speaker 5: someone get stabbed or get someone jacketed outside by.
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  Speaker 6: The way, and yet the peninsula's dodgy, you know what
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  Speaker 6: I mean?
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  Speaker 2: It was not dodgy. It's just I just don't like
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  Speaker 2: it that the vibe of the place is not my
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  Speaker 2: kind of life. Roll with that.
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  Speaker 6: What are we saying exactly? They'd picked somewhere else to live.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what's happened now. And I was talking.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to the audio the sound guy today
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  Speaker 2: and I was saying, you know, I can't remember, and
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  Speaker 2: he said he he's moved quite a way out and
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  Speaker 2: his wife was like, oh, I don't really want to
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  Speaker 2: do this. And now that he's yeah, he's like, well
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  Speaker 2: he was. And now that they're out there, she's like,
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  Speaker 2: I love this. Yeah, I'm never going. But now that
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  Speaker 2: we're going to the city, my wife is like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think she's ever going to leave the city.
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  Speaker 5: See the funny thing about that conversation is I was
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  Speaker 5: actually having that conversation with the guy and.
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  Speaker 6: Jason has just listened to it and didn't come back
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  Speaker 6: and said that.
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  Speaker 3: He was because I didn't see you talking to him
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  Speaker 3: at all. In fact, when I saw him trying to
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  Speaker 3: talk to you, I saw him walk you walk away.
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  Speaker 2: The reason that you didn't see me talking to him, Magie,
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  Speaker 2: was because you were fifteen minutes late.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me. I was early, but not as late.
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  Speaker 2: As some Immediately we were all talking about it, and
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  Speaker 2: I said, we all I'm the opposite mate. My wife
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  Speaker 2: won't leave the city. Now was that what you said? Yeah, man, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: we're all talking. It was just a little bit of fun.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't sound right, but yeah it long story short,
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  Speaker 3: absolutely shit.
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  Speaker 2: And I've told you about this Funnily enough, My mates
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  Speaker 2: and I we rented a place and remy we are
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  Speaker 2: and it was re new era and it was a
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  Speaker 2: stunning house above the butchery. No, it was five bedrooms
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  Speaker 2: and had like.
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  Speaker 4: An the one that they should have vented you and
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  Speaker 4: we ruined.
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  Speaker 2: It had an oak kitchen, like everything was made of oak.
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  Speaker 6: Stand in the oven.
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  Speaker 2: It was stunning, five bedrooms, oak, and we fucking and
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  Speaker 2: it was two hundred and fifty bucks a week for five.
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  Speaker 4: Rooms, wasn't it taps and sixpence?
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  Speaker 2: Well in those days, that was the place where we
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  Speaker 2: got our power cut off and we went. We don't
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  Speaker 2: fun was their dress? I can't remember, but here's the irony.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: It was shut down and we only got it for
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  Speaker 2: that price because we found doubt Fellas our old school
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  Speaker 2: owned it. Our old school owner. Let's let the Fellers
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  Speaker 2: live there because there was a few deal with there
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  Speaker 2: and now it's the entrance. It's the driveway and entrance
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  Speaker 2: to the prep school. They oh, they boiled the house
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  Speaker 2: after you were there.
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  Speaker 4: They were like, knock it over.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing doingy Island probably for me, Yeah, nice Mary's
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  Speaker 3: Bay is good around there.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 3: I've been closed to the city and not even to
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  Speaker 3: travel because the other thing is I have to you
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  Speaker 3: have to live there and all the stuff you want
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  Speaker 3: to do, the restaurants, all that sort of stuff. So
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  Speaker 3: if I've won all my money, I would have a
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  Speaker 3: place on Wah yeah, and a helicopter. Me and Elie
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  Speaker 3: Williams and that toy lady probably share it. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: then I could still not go to all of the
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  Speaker 3: events that are happening in the city.
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  Speaker 6: Would you still do the big show?
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  Speaker 4: No? Would you? Chase would hell?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, he's downsizing, man, he's gonna live in a one bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, man, bring it on.
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  Speaker 6: And he'll still be doing the big showy, bring it on.
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  Speaker 4: You'll be talking about what be talking about? What's the
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  Speaker 4: classic m.
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  Speaker 3: My chicken suit? We were talking about it, absolute boomer chap.
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  Speaker 3: Surely they'll shuff you. They'll shuffle you up to to
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  Speaker 3: do midnight to dawn on news Talk, the midnight Steamer.
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  Speaker 2: I think after this year they'll shuffle, they'll just shuffle
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  Speaker 2: me out. They'll just go win on your way, mate,
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  Speaker 2: this year into this year. Yeah, don't let me see
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  Speaker 2: my contract.
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  Speaker 4: Then I think so.
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  Speaker 6: And then I'll just show you the door.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then they'll give me and they'll be like,
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  Speaker 2: it's the door, and you do I have to scan.
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  Speaker 4: Trusts going.
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  Speaker 6: There's a three year deal.
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  Speaker 6: Good listening,