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Taxes Taxes Taxes · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 321 of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
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Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
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Testecleese: It was you guys drinking some beer, talking about what was going on.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: is we were kind of BS-ing about before we, hit the record button.
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Testecleese: There's been, actually, a lot of noobs, but the only thing that's making circulation is what's going on in, Minnesota, which is kind of crazy.
1:04
Testecleese: Tried to, you know, mix it up a little bit, but…
1:10
Testecleese: I don't know, there's a lot of new stuff that people don't even realize is going on, like the government shut down…
1:16
Testecleese: Iran shooting… is it basically attacking aircraft carriers, right?
1:21
Brian McFadden: Trying to.
1:22
Testecleese: They're mobilizing their navy, which is hilarious. Last time they did this, they lost half their fleet in 8 hours.
1:31
Testecleese: just… I don't know, a lot of shit going on, but… like, for example, Ryan Ralph, he's the dude, what, the Palm Beach…
1:41
Testecleese: assassin.
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Brian McFadden: He was camping out in the golf course, in a tree stand.
1:46
Testecleese: Yeah. And they're like, oh, he was deer hunting. It's like, it's across the street from a fucking airport. There are no deer.
1:52
Brian McFadden: No. Near the jet engines. Nope.
1:57
Testecleese: And it turns out that the way everything was set up, it wasn't even pointed towards the woods, it was pointed at the golf course. Right. But yeah, he's been sentenced to life in prison.
2:10
Testecleese: I have no idea what that means in terms of, federal court, do you?
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Brian McFadden: No.
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Testecleese: I know, typically, a life sentence is, 20 years, is considered a standard life sentence.
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Brian McFadden: Isn't he, like, in his 60s or something like that?
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Testecleese: Was he? I thought it was some… 20 or 30 something.
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Brian McFadden: 59.
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Testecleese: 59?
2:31
Brian McFadden: 29… in 20 years, we've put them at 79.
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Brian McFadden: I was thinking…
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Testecleese: Was it… he wasn't quite a boomer, but wanted to be a boomer so bad.
2:44
Brian McFadden: Yup.
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Testecleese: excuse me.
2:50
Testecleese: And speaking of…
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Brian McFadden: Apparently, it's more than 20… Ralph's attorney suggested a 27-year sentence.
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Testecleese: Yeah, I think it's… I think it's a span of something like 20 to 30, or 20 to 35 years, or something like that, but… like, a standard life sentence, like, you get 3 life sentences, it's usually 60 years, you know?
3:07
Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: But…
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Testecleese: each jurisdiction is different, and honestly, I haven't even looked at West Virginia law concerning a life sentence, and it's been a long time since I've looked up federal…
3:22
Testecleese: Sentencing, because realistically, it hasn't applied to me a whole lot.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: I know what federal laws are for the most part, and anything I'm going, hmm, is that legal? I go and find out first.
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Testecleese: like, for example, I wanted to make some therm… I wanted to make some thermite in my backyard.
3:42
Testecleese: Well, I already melt down and pour aluminum cans into bars for, like, pure aluminum.
3:48
Testecleese: And I got an old rusted-out barrel that used to be a fire barrel.
3:51
Testecleese: Burn Barrel.
3:53
Testecleese: And I can take the rust, mix it with the aluminum in a powder form, and it'll…
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Testecleese: It'll burn hot enough to melt through an inch of steel with, like, a teaspoon.
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Testecleese: So I looked it up, and it's like, yeah, if you don't have a license and you get caught making this shit in your house, you're going away. And I was like,
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Testecleese: And that is when I looked up the penalty. Is it a fine? Maybe a warning?
4:17
Testecleese: No, you're going to prison.
4:20
Testecleese: And again, ignorance of law is not an excuse.
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Brian McFadden: Nope.
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Testecleese: So I can't just say I was curious, I thought I could do this.
4:28
Testecleese: You know, they'd start a friggin'…
4:31
Testecleese: Fire that burns down a handful of houses in this cluster, and maybe a patch of the forest, you know?
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Brian McFadden: That'd be bad.
4:41
Testecleese: People have been dumping silver.
4:45
Brian McFadden: That's probably making the price drop.
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Testecleese: that's bringing… that is slowing down the, the rise, at least. I haven't… don't know if it's actually dropped from its peak yet.
4:55
Testecleese: But this is… this is at least an al- this is an all-time peak.
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Testecleese: Like, you know what I mean? It's not like, oh, peak silver in, you know, last 5 years. This is more than it's ever been worth, ever.
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Testecleese: In terms of dollar bills.
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Testecleese: It'll still buy the same number of loaves of bread. Right. But, with this giant silver sell-off.
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Testecleese: Bitcoin has dropped down to, what, $79,000 a coin?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's taking a big hit right now.
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Testecleese: We saw this coming, we saw the spike, and we knew what… we know what happens at a spike.
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Testecleese: And it was funny listening to Globes, like, I won't touch it because… You know?
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Testecleese: It's gonna fall, and I'm certain when he… if he shows up here tonight, he's gonna bring this up.
5:44
Testecleese: I've traded Bitcoin.
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Testecleese: But… I haven't bought any in a long time.
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Testecleese: Because I thought it was gonna… last time it spiked, I thought it was gonna spike somewhere around $80,000 anyway.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: So I stopped buying at $80,000.
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Testecleese: And I wasn't buying entire Bitcoin, don't get me wrong. I wasn't dropping, like, $160,000 at a time, buying two Bitcoin.
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Brian McFadden: Nobody buys a whole Bitcoin.
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Testecleese: No, I was buying little pieces, like 50 bucks here, $50 there.
6:15
Testecleese: You shared this one. They're doing renovations at the new Trump-Kennedy Center, or whatever they're calling it?
6:21
Brian McFadden: They're shutting it down for 2 years to do the renovations.
6:25
Testecleese: Oh, alright.
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Brian McFadden: The Kennedy family's not happy that he's gonna shut it down for 2 years.
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Brian McFadden: So basically, it's gonna be shut down the whole time he's in office.
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Testecleese: That's exactly what I thought.
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Testecleese: And why are the Kennedys upset about renovations? What, they're thinking that he's gonna, like, remodel it, or is he just gonna, like, do upgrade maintenance?
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Brian McFadden: I'm sure he's gonna do some remodeling, too. Trump's,
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Brian McFadden: A guy, that's what he does.
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Testecleese: True, which makes me laugh so hard about the West Wing.
6:55
Testecleese: Still hearing people lose this shit about the taxpayer paying for it.
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Testecleese: It looks like the Clintons have changed their mind about testifying to Congress.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, they don't want a subpoena.
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Brian McFadden: They don't want to contempt a court subpoena.
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Testecleese: Is it po- does this possibly have anything to do with the giant document dump that just happened, too? Like…
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Testecleese: whatever he… they might have been trying to keep quiet is in there, or… I don't know.
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Brian McFadden: Maybe, but I kinda doubt it.
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Testecleese: Alright. Is that… well, they really just thought they could say no to Congress and nothing would happen?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, if… and it would have if it was a Democrat Congress.
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Testecleese: They wouldn't even have subpoenaed him then.
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Brian McFadden: No.
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Testecleese: Shit, you see this? They…
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Testecleese: Fucking feds. I don't even… I don't even know what organization it is. Oh, FBI, apparently.
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Testecleese: busted a bio lab in a Vegas County, like, home.
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Testecleese: Hiv and, I think, hepatitis?
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Brian McFadden: Wow.
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Testecleese: Oh, no, I'm sorry, HIV and malaria were at least two of the diseases that they had.
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Testecleese: In, like, tubes and vials, et cetera, et cetera. It turns out the man who owns that home
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Testecleese: also owned a building in California that was recently busted for doing the same thing.
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Brian McFadden: Wow.
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Testecleese: Why are you fucking around with these diseases if you don't have licenses to do it?
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Testecleese: Like, I can only imagine bad intentions.
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Brian McFadden: It's gonna end… that's gonna end badly.
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Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, this… geez.
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Testecleese: for the most part, this Wuhan lab leak theory is pretty much accepted at this point, right? Like, it accidentally got out.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: And that's, like, the tightest security on the planet.
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Testecleese: But this jackass can do it in his fucking basement?
8:53
Testecleese: Oh, we got the repeat offender showing up.
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Ron Pascoe: I don't know if you want to talk about either one of these next two, these red ones?
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Testecleese: I almost brought up the first one last week when it happened, and I didn't think it mattered enough, but apparently it has become popular since then, when this judge frickin' handcuffed the defense attorney to the, defendant's.
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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Testecleese: plaque.
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Brian McFadden: Huh.
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Testecleese: What do you call?
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Brian McFadden: What are you, what are you handcuffing for?
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Testecleese: stand. Huh?
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Brian McFadden: What do you handcuffing for?
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Testecleese: She… I believe, it's… it's a woman…
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Testecleese: told the defense attorney that they could not, quote, coach their client. And I was like, correct.
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Testecleese: But this wasn't a coaching-your-client situation, this was… Advice from your lawyer situation.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: And to stop the…
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Testecleese: stop this conversation from happening, which is completely legal. The entire point of having an attorney, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah,
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Testecleese: Yeah, handcuffed the attorney on the other side of the courtroom.
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Testecleese: Apparently, this judge turned herself in, and they call her a gay judge. She was one of these judges that made a big deal about a rainbow flag in her courtroom a while ago.
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Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
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Testecleese: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Honestly, I don't give a fuck.
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Testecleese: I don't know what the rules are.
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Testecleese: If it's a federal courtroom, I suppose it's federal rules, states probably have different rules concerning what flags you can have in a courtroom.
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Brian McFadden: Right, I'm sure.
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Testecleese: Yeah, the locals can make their decisions, that's fine with me.
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Testecleese: But you can't deny someone counsel.
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Testecleese: Because they come across as a homophobe.
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Brian McFadden: That's what, you know, lawyers are for. That's why people pay for lawyers, and there's public defenders, you know?
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Testecleese: True, but didn't they put fucking one of Trump's lawyers in prison?
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Brian McFadden: Well, they took away, Rudy Giuliani's law license.
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Testecleese: Revoking a license is different than your right to representation, though.
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Testecleese: You're a right to counsel.
10:54
Testecleese: Okay.
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Ron Pascoe: I think that… I think they gave him the option.
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Ron Pascoe: They were gonna put him out.
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Ron Pascoe: One of Trump's solicitors, a lawyer, isn't that?
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Testecleese: Well, one of his lawyers jumped ship and, like, confessed to, what, RICO charges, right?
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Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
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Testecleese: And then the one that tried to flip on Trump, that got him in trouble in the first place, he was like, well, he never told me to do it, I just did it anyway, because I thought he'd want me to.
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Brian McFadden: Oh, that one.
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Ron Pascoe: storm day.
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Testecleese: Michael Cohen. He actually went to jail, didn't he?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, for Stormy Daniels.
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Testecleese: Oh, yeah, you're right, that was a different situation, I'm sorry, but I swear one of Trump's attorneys went to jail.
11:34
Testecleese: Just… just…
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Ron Pascoe: salad.
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Testecleese: The Navarro went to jail, Bannon went to jail.
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Ron Pascoe: Yeah, because they refused to testify in Congress.
11:43
Testecleese: Thank you, thank you, thank you, because we were just talking about how the Clintons are now willing to testify in front of Congress. Right before you came on.
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Ron Pascoe: Mate, the pen was pushed on them. Either you… either you pick up, or you go. That's what we…
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Testecleese: Oh, and ducking out on… speaking in front of Congress is WAY worse than skipping your court date.
12:07
Testecleese: You know?
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Ron Pascoe: There's a slight difference.
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Ron Pascoe: But you go to federal… you go to federal prison, don't you?
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Testecleese: Not only that, like, you cannot skip a federal appointment. They'll just come and arrest you. They're not gonna get, like, send you a summons for another court appearance.
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Testecleese: They see it as you're wasting taxpayer dollars, versus the state who says, who cares? It's not our money.
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Brian McFadden: Right.
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Brian McFadden: And what about this, detransitioner that won $2 million?
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Brian McFadden: In a medical malpractice lawsuit.
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Testecleese: Yeah, 22-year-old female was, underwent a double mastectomy at 15 years old.
12:48
Testecleese: And… It's funny, because I shared this, and then you shared a different article, today, I think.
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Testecleese: But, sued the surgeon to perform the surgery on a minor, had no authority to consent.
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Testecleese: For, like, bodily mutilation, et cetera, et cetera, malpractice, and the psychologist
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Testecleese: That made her think this was a good idea.
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Testecleese: Won $2 million total. This opens.
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Brian McFadden: This is just the… yes, this is just the beginning of these lawsuits.
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Testecleese: We're gonna see so many more, because they've been pushing this for a while.
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Brian McFadden: How many, private practices that perform these…
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Testecleese: Procedures are gonna go out of business because of this.
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Brian McFadden: A lot.
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Ron Pascoe: So they could. I don't… and they should pass a bill that none of them get any indemnity from it. Anyone who participates in this?
13:47
Testecleese: A few names right there on public record.
13:49
Testecleese: Well, if they're federal… if there's a…
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Testecleese: Should there be federal charges brought up? Because I believe a law… didn't something get slipped through about trends in kids?
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Testecleese: Whoa.
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Ron Pascoe: demoral…
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Testecleese: They may get because of ex post facto rulings, but… Typically speaking.
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Testecleese: Civil suits are… typically speaking, civil suits, there's, anonymity.
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Testecleese: You know, you don't… your name isn't necessarily put out there.
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Brian McFadden: And the Democrats are all excited about this,
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Brian McFadden: Texas State Senate seat that they flipped to Democrat control.
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Testecleese: Yeah,
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Testecleese: I'm a little surprised, but a lot of Dems have been fleeing to Texas to get away from Democrat strongholds. Right. And the problem is, they show up and then vote the same way they were voting before.
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Ron Pascoe: That was in Houston, was it? Austin or Houston?
14:41
Testecleese: Oh, I didn't realize it was a major district, I thought it was a small… not small, because they're all the same size, but…
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Ron Pascoe: It was only a small area, yeah, but it wasn't.
14:51
Testecleese: So if it's a small area, it probably is a major city, like Houston or Dallas.
14:55
Ron Pascoe: That's where things go.
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Ron Pascoe: We're keeping it?
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Testecleese: That means more people.
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Testecleese: And we'll see what's going on. Texas…
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Testecleese: Set up a fucking firestorm with the redistricting stuff.
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Testecleese: But, you know…
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Ron Pascoe: Paso.
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Testecleese: We'll have to see what happens with that when it comes to who gets to vote in general.
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Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it doesn't really be in California, that, mate. Why?
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Ron Pascoe: They're already gerrymandered to them, haven't they?
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Testecleese: Massachusetts! The people that literally invented gerrymandering vote 40% Republican.
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Testecleese: have ZERO Republican representatives.
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Testecleese: And it's like, oh yeah, it's completely fair. It's like, dude, you clearly are doing everything you can to shut up the 40%. Wait, that's almost half! You know?
15:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
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Ron Pascoe: Rhode Island. Same too, isn't it?
15:47
Testecleese: Huh, huh?
15:49
Ron Pascoe: Using Road Oil, same as well, too?
15:51
Testecleese: Rhode Island is a very, very small state with few people, and that might just happen naturally, honestly. Rhode Island is…
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Ron Pascoe: Fair enough.
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Testecleese: Not much bigger… landmass-wise than Hawaii is combined.
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Testecleese: But Maine, I believe, is all Democrat… cover,
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Testecleese: represented, but there's tons of people that live out in the woods, like, no, I need my rifle, my shotgun, you know what I mean?
16:22
Testecleese: the people that live in, was it, Augustus?
16:25
Testecleese: Maine? Augusta, Maine, that's the capital.
16:28
Testecleese: don't deal with bears like the people living out in Q1W4.
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Testecleese: You know, an un… an unmapped area of Maine.
16:40
Brian McFadden: And what do you think about, Savannah Guthrie's mother missing?
16:45
Testecleese: I don't know what to think.
16:47
Testecleese: It's unfortunate if this poor old woman was kidnapped.
16:51
Testecleese: Because of her daughter.
16:55
Testecleese: But, well, there's already been one arrest made for a false ransom.
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Testecleese: Right?
17:02
Brian McFadden: Huh.
17:04
Testecleese: For anyone who doesn't know, Savannah Guthrie, she's a journalist, I don't even know from where, but I know the name.
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Brian McFadden: Good, good morning, America.
17:11
Testecleese: Good morning, America, there you go.
17:14
Testecleese: I have this nagging feeling that the fact that I…
17:18
Testecleese: An actual ransom demand hasn't shown up yet.
17:21
Brian McFadden: Not good.
17:22
Testecleese: That… that this…
17:24
Brian McFadden: This is not gonna end well.
17:26
Testecleese: Either it's not gonna end well, or this is some fucking…
17:29
Ron Pascoe: publicity stunt.
17:32
Brian McFadden: I hope it's a publicity stunt.
17:34
Testecleese: Yeah, but that's gonna be.
17:35
Testecleese: Damn mess, too.
17:37
Brian McFadden: None of the best.
17:38
Ron Pascoe: I think it's going.
17:38
Brian McFadden: they're murdered.
17:40
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I think I'm Brian, I think it's gone past being a publicity stunt.
17:47
Testecleese: I don't know, man, these people are getting crazier and crazier. They're getting shot in the fucking face.
17:52
Testecleese: Trying to get fucking… TikTok famous these days, you know what I mean?
17:58
Testecleese: I know it'll get me more followers on TikTok. I'll go friggin' charge up and attack an ICE agent when I have a gun exposed, so that… you know what I mean? It's like…
18:07
Testecleese: You're asking to get shot in the face.
18:09
Brian McFadden: Well, TikTok's the way to go. We haven't set up our TikTok account yet.
18:14
Testecleese: I won't touch TikTok.
18:17
Brian McFadden: When you go to Europe.
18:18
Ron Pascoe: It wasn't… And I want to say just a great, great, great thing to be Sunday Prayer.
18:24
Testecleese: I didn't get all that, but…
18:27
Ron Pascoe: Awesome, mate. Great grouping of bullets under pressure.
18:31
Testecleese: It's very true, with one hand of that, because he was filming it with his, other hand.
18:40
Testecleese: Yep, we…
18:42
Testecleese: Didn't bring it up last week, but while we get our nights before we get back to it later.
18:48
Testecleese: Once it's been primed and thrown.
18:53
Testecleese: Do not pick up flashbang grenades.
18:59
Testecleese: I don't know what to tell ya.
19:01
Testecleese: That's kinda your own damn fault at that point, you know what I mean?
19:06
Ron Pascoe: And when you're in a street, it's not a war, so I don't think there's that many medics around.
19:11
Testecleese: No, the problem is, these guys are…
19:13
Testecleese: are organized. They do have medic teams with them. I mean, look at how many nurses have already come out saying, fucking drug and kill these people.
19:23
Testecleese: They do have a meta team out there.
19:25
Ron Pascoe: And that's the problem, is I keep hearing the right… I keep hearing these right-wingers, like, oh, should it come to Civil War, we fucked up, whoop,
19:31
Testecleese: They don't know how to fight. They ain't got guns.
19:34
Testecleese: I'm like, motherfucker, they're running license plates. They got medic crews out there. They're organizing these events. You have a stockpile of guns in your basement, what are you gonna do when 20 of them fucking surround your house and chuck Molotov cocktails all at once? You're fucked!
19:49
Testecleese: Because you're not hooked up with your buddies to call them up to come and help you.
19:53
Ron Pascoe: If it were the police, how can the police not get rid of these blockades?
19:57
Testecleese: Well, we'll definitely get to that. That's… that's…
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Testecleese: part of the larger conversation. It's definitely in this conversation, when we get to it.
20:06
Testecleese: But anyway, speaking of TikTok… this Nito stuff, I had no idea what it was.
20:13
Testecleese: door…
20:14
Brian McFadden: I've heard of it.
20:14
Testecleese: Until he shared it to me.
20:16
Testecleese: It's like this… dough ice cube. Then I realized that my wife had got my children something for Christmas.
20:24
Brian McFadden: Oh, interesting.
20:24
Testecleese: And you, like, put them in the freezer.
20:26
Testecleese: And then you have ice cubes, but it's, like, it lasts longer, or whatever, I don't know, whatever.
20:31
Testecleese: And they're fun to squeeze, etc.
20:33
Testecleese: My kids, within a couple hours, had chewed through them, and torn holes in them, and squeezed it all the way to throw them out.
20:40
Testecleese: Turns out…
20:41
Brian McFadden: That'd be a good thing.
20:42
Testecleese: Yes, turns out some TikTok trend has kids putting these things in the microwave, and they're exploding molten goo on them.
20:53
Testecleese: Yeah.
20:56
Ron Pascoe: I don't think it's better, does it?
20:58
Testecleese: It's some Stormy Daniels shit right there, isn't it?
21:02
Ron Pascoe: And it gets better, doesn't it, TikTok?
21:06
Testecleese: But yeah, this 9-year-old's got, like, nasty burns from… microwaving this shit. Whatever.
21:16
Testecleese: Parents, teach your kids not to be fucking stupid.
21:19
Brian McFadden: Good luck with that.
21:20
Testecleese: Just… I know, I know, but just because all your friends are jumping off a bridge doesn't mean you have to jump off the bridge, too.
21:27
Testecleese: Okay? This is one of my father beating in my head. He goes, yeah, no, you can go along and have fun. He goes, but when you realize they're all jumping off a fucking bridge, he's like, you can say no thanks. I was like, oh, alright, that's good to know.
21:44
Testecleese: Shit, I just closed a… There we go. Oh, yeah, okay, so, snowed again today.
21:52
Testecleese: I got probably 3 feet in my front yard.
21:57
Testecleese: The thing is, it snows, and then it gets really cold, and it turns into this ice that, like, crushes down, and then it snows again on top of it.
22:05
Testecleese: It's getting ridiculous. The daughter's been to school once in two weeks.
22:11
Brian McFadden: Are they doing online learning?
22:13
Testecleese: No, and we had these packets that we had to do as, like, homeschool stuff.
22:17
Brian McFadden: Okay.
22:17
Testecleese: But we've run out of… Snow days already.
22:22
Testecleese: And then I found out Okay.
22:25
Testecleese: the wife usually drops the kid off, or pick… drops… brings the kid to the school bus stop, which is across the street, and waits for the bus, and then I pick her up from this bus stop.
22:37
Testecleese: I noticed the other day that…
22:40
Testecleese: They have fucking chains on the tires of the school bus as they go up the mountain.
22:44
Brian McFadden: They have to, I would think.
22:46
Testecleese: I was like, maybe I'm allowed to have chains, I don't know.
22:51
Testecleese: keep thinking about looking it up, but I got a feeling it's just,
22:55
Testecleese: county vehicles, you know what I mean?
22:57
Brian McFadden: Huh.
22:57
Testecleese: But yeah, I got, like, another foot. It's just… it's… it's nasty out there. We had exploding trees that everyone.
23:05
Brian McFadden: Oh, you finally… you had… yeah, we… I didn't think those were real.
23:10
Testecleese: Well, I'd always thought, it was like, okay, the pine sap freezes.
23:13
Testecleese: Quickly.
23:15
Testecleese: Because the temperature suddenly drops. And, okay, some bark will pop off, maybe some hunks of wood. That's usually what we saw in videos. I had trees, tree limbs snapping off.
23:26
Testecleese: That weighed 400 pounds.
23:30
Ron Pascoe: Okay, not 400 pounds, maybe 200 pounds.
23:33
Testecleese: It was… it was nuts, they would just… you'd hear this pop!
23:37
Testecleese: Well, the sap had been expanding so quickly.
23:41
Testecleese: the wood just… and it cuts off like a fucking saw cut. You don't get that jagged edge of, like, a brake. You get, like, a saw cut. It's crazy.
23:49
Brian McFadden: Huh.
23:52
Testecleese: Tons of it, and it's funny, because my truck was encased in ice, and a big hunk of tree that weighed probably 40 pounds landed right on the tailgate.
24:00
Testecleese: Right on the bed, a couple of them, actually, and the ice actually protected my truck.
24:07
Testecleese: But yeah, when it thaws out a little bit, I'll take some pictures of all the shit that fell, dude. Like, entire trees fell on my yard in this ridiculous cold.
24:18
Testecleese: It was… it went from, what, just above freezing?
24:22
Testecleese: to, what, like, here, at least, it was something like 3 degrees below zero Fahrenheit.
24:28
Testecleese: For a week.
24:29
Brian McFadden: Right. Good thing you got… you're stocked up on food.
24:33
Testecleese: Yeah, but, like, 3… just for our foreign friends, 3 degrees below zero Fahrenheit is something like negative 19.
24:41
Brian McFadden: Right.
24:42
Testecleese: Like, that's cold, you know? Pretty good.
24:44
Brian McFadden: Should we do a mother-in-law update?
24:51
Testecleese: She hasn't been able to get her truck.
24:53
Testecleese: to move… Since this whole cold snap started.
24:58
Brian McFadden: Well, you knew that was gonna be the case. You told her.
25:00
Testecleese: I know, and we brought it up over and over again, but she's like, I got a turkey!
25:05
Testecleese: Yeah, meanwhile, I'm driving my ass…
25:07
Brian McFadden: Cook the turkey?
25:09
Testecleese: No, because I'm driving my ass out to fucking Walmart.
25:14
Brian McFadden: That weather, it's probably like a 3-hour drive!
25:18
Testecleese: Luckily, once you get down into the actual, like.
25:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know what you're talking about. It's a lot clearer.
25:24
Testecleese: there.
25:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
25:26
Brian McFadden: I've driven it, I've experienced it, I know exactly what you're talking about.
25:32
Testecleese: Man, we got the little grocery store downtown, but you're not gonna get all this stuff.
25:35
Testecleese: No, but it's a lot more expensive there, too.
25:39
Testecleese: Well, she's like, see, it's not that big a deal. I was like, yes, and what happens if my truck breaks down, or if I'm out of town to go skiing for a week?
25:47
Testecleese: It's like, what are you gonna do?
25:50
Testecleese: Yeah, I think she's starting to get it, but she still doesn't quite get it.
25:53
Testecleese: That she has a wood stove to heat her house, and she's using the electric heater.
25:56
Testecleese: She hasn't been hit with a bill yet.
26:00
Brian McFadden: Oh, that's ugly.
26:01
Testecleese: Same thing that happened to us is gonna happen to her, and we explained it to her, that it takes the power company, like, a quarter
26:08
Testecleese: To adjust to someone moving into a house.
26:13
Testecleese: So she's gonna get hit with, like, a 4-month, 5-month bill.
26:16
Testecleese: Of heating our house on electric instead of fire.
26:23
Testecleese: Huh, well… I'm not paying the utilities.
26:29
Testecleese: I refuse to… I actually brought that up when this whole…
26:33
Testecleese: it's too much work to start a fire, and I was like.
26:36
Testecleese: She doesn't understand you don't have to start a new one every day.
26:40
Brian McFadden: No, once you got it going, if you keep it going, you're good.
26:43
Testecleese: Just add wooden shirt every now and then, take the ash out the bottom. It's even got a drawer that you open, and pull out a…
26:49
Testecleese: Pull, like, a little shelf thing full of the ash that falls out the bottom.
26:55
Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's not even like you have to go in there and scoop it out while it's, you know, 1200 degrees, 3,000 degrees.
27:04
Testecleese: I'm just… I'm just… my biggest concern is she's gonna get hit with a bill that she can't pay at all on a pension and Social Security.
27:12
Brian McFadden: Totally understand it, because I just had to refill my dad's propane tank.
27:16
Testecleese: We did too!
27:19
Brian McFadden: $609 for a propane refill.
27:25
Testecleese: That's… that's actually close to what we paid, honestly. 500 gallon tank, then?
27:30
Brian McFadden: Probably, yeah. It's a big one.
27:32
Testecleese: Yeah, about the same size as the one we have, then? I don't know if you noticed it.
27:36
Testecleese: It's funny, because we got down to 30%. I don't know if I.
27:40
Brian McFadden: That's when my dad told me to call for a refill, you know, and now he can't tell me about it, but my nephew happened to see it, and he's like, you're at 30%. Like, okay, so let me call and order it now, you know?
27:50
Testecleese: Whoa, see, now…
27:51
Brian McFadden: And then by the time they got there, it was at 25%, you know, so…
27:55
Testecleese: That's… that's the thing, is normally I would have refilled it 30% anyway.
28:01
Testecleese: Thing is, it got so cold.
28:04
Testecleese: That when the pressure came off of the…
28:08
Testecleese: The propane, it was supposed to turn into a gas more easily.
28:11
Brian McFadden: But it was so cold that the propane stayed a liquid in the tank, it wouldn't turn into a gas.
28:17
Testecleese: So, like, we could turn the lights on, but when the heat kicked on, it was drawing too much for the generator to keep up.
28:22
Brian McFadden: But you got the generator fixed now, right?
28:24
Testecleese: It turns out it wasn't even an issue with the generator, it was not enough propane.
28:29
Brian McFadden: Because it didn't have the pressure to feed it. So if the propane tank would have been full solar, you wouldn't have had an issue.
28:37
Testecleese: And I didn't realize we had gone through that much of it, because we were at 50%, well, I say that, we were 2 weeks…
28:43
Testecleese: A week without power before the heat became an issue, so we might have gone through 20% of the tank.
28:49
Testecleese: But, from now on, no matter what, in fall, we're filling the tank up, topping it off every year, no matter what.
28:55
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I figured my dad probably had… he doesn't use it for heat, he just uses it for cooking. Well, he has a backup propane furnace, but, you know, the primary heat is wood still.
29:06
Brian McFadden: So he's got two thermostats, you know, one is set lower for propane, so if the wood stove goes out, the propane furnace kicks on, so…
29:14
Testecleese: Well, see, that's what I was trying to tell the mother-in-law, is, like, run the wood stove, but keep the electric heat at, like, 62.
29:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
29:21
Testecleese: So, should the fire go out, it doesn't get… then the heat electric will kick on, but she doesn't
29:27
Testecleese: She's like, oh, no, if there's a fire, it won't turn on. I was like, yes, but then the fire goes out and it will. Yes. You know?
29:32
Brian McFadden: And you won't freeze to death when you wake up in the morning.
29:35
Testecleese: Yeah.
29:36
Testecleese: But yeah, we got our propane tanks hooked up to a whole house generator.
29:40
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, so you'll go through it a lot faster if the generator kicks off.
29:43
Testecleese: Well, we go through and shut everything off, and we make it a point to not run, like, the microwave and the washing, the…
29:50
Testecleese: Washing machine at the same time, you know?
29:52
Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
29:55
Testecleese: Anyway, anyway, but yeah, it's been cold, it's been nasty.
29:59
Testecleese: But… Governor Morris, he just appointed this dude… he was a U.S. Marshal?
30:05
Testecleese: stationed in, you know, some section of West Virginia. And then he's been serving as, interim…
30:14
Testecleese: what, Attorney General, or…
30:16
Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry, Homeland Security head, or whatever.
30:20
Testecleese: He's now the head of West Virginia Homeland Security.
30:23
Testecleese: I had no idea that… the states had their own homeland security bar.
30:27
Brian McFadden: I didn't either, that's news to me.
30:29
Testecleese: Makes perfect sense. I mean, they're supposed to be…
30:32
Testecleese: Independent, sovereign states that share a common defense.
30:36
Testecleese: Civil War did kind of fuck that up.
30:40
Testecleese: I don't know if you realize, but before the Civil War, it was the United States R.
30:45
Testecleese: And now, it's… the United States is.
30:48
Brian McFadden: Okay, no, I didn't know that.
30:50
Testecleese: We were supposed to be independent states that only came together for, like, common defense, and now…
30:56
Testecleese: me selling a knife in West Virginia is helping paying for some frickin'…
31:01
Testecleese: fake daycare system in Minnesota, you know?
31:08
Testecleese: And check this out. There has been a massive surge of women
31:14
Testecleese: joining the, the delegates, in terms of the… what do they call it? The nominees, the,
31:23
Testecleese: The primaries.
31:24
Brian McFadden: Democrat women.
31:25
Testecleese: They're all… yes, and they're all Democrats.
31:30
Testecleese: And this is an issue I've noticed, in general.
31:34
Testecleese: But, I'll bring up West Virginia as an example, because I live here.
31:38
Testecleese: Charlestown, the capital.
31:42
Testecleese: is insanely conservative, believe it or not. Like, they have Latin mass.
31:48
Testecleese: In Charlestown, West Virginia. But… None of those people vote.
31:54
Testecleese: And… that's… and it's… run by a bunch of Democrats who hate the Christians. Hate the Catholics.
32:02
Brian McFadden: That's not the case in Virginia.
32:06
Testecleese: That's exactly what…
32:07
Brian McFadden: All the liberals in the big cities vote.
32:11
Testecleese: No, the Catholics in Latin Mass are not liberal.
32:14
Testecleese: They're the ones not voting.
32:16
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
32:17
Testecleese: Liberals are voting.
32:19
Testecleese: That's why you got so many Democrat and liberal…
32:22
Testecleese: people running Charlestown, West Virginia, instead of, The actual population, because…
32:29
Testecleese: mostly it's devout Catholics in that area, and they don't want to get involved in politics.
32:36
Testecleese: Problem is, ignoring what's happening doesn't mean it's going to, not affect you, you know?
32:42
Brian McFadden: Right.
32:43
Testecleese: But we'll see what happens. The Democrat Party, they can run whoever they want. Chances are they're still gonna lose at this point, unless they can come up with a really great argument.
32:55
Testecleese: Because almost everything has been better in West Virginia lately.
32:58
Testecleese: I mean, they're bringing up a study. They brought up that study about how it's the only state that's not doing better since, 1976.
33:05
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about this on another show.
33:08
Testecleese: Yeah, but since Morrissey has taken office, there has been a…
33:13
Testecleese: a turn, a bend in the chart, you know what I mean?
33:18
Testecleese: We'll see what Maurice can do,
33:21
Testecleese: I'm not expecting a whole lot, but I've been… I've been happy so far.
33:26
Testecleese: I did get a good laugh when, Kennedy there
33:30
Testecleese: RFK Jr. said something like, maybe you should lose some weight and, join the…
33:36
Testecleese: Make America Healthy Again movement, too.
33:41
Testecleese: What's going on, to the east of us, dude.
33:46
Brian McFadden: Well, they,
33:50
Brian McFadden: Norfolk schools have been talking about consolidating their elementary schools because they don't have as many kids as they used to, or teachers, and apparently they unveiled Sage 1.
34:03
Testecleese: People who abort the babies, there'll be fewer kids in school, right?
34:06
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
34:09
Brian McFadden: So, I don't know much about this. I think Ray shared this. I'm not in Norfolk, so I don't really care about their school system.
34:16
Brian McFadden: And then there was another… there was a child rescued from a frozen retention pond in Norfolk. Probably somebody stupid saw ice and tried to walk out on it.
34:27
Brian McFadden: I mean, there has been a lot of ice because it's been so cold here, but it ain't thick enough to go walking on.
34:35
Brian McFadden: So it can be deceiving.
34:38
Brian McFadden: Coming from a actual winter state where they do ice fishing.
34:44
Brian McFadden: You gotta wait for that ice to freeze quite a bit before you actually venture out on it to go fishing.
34:56
Brian McFadden: And then we got a proposed bill that would prevent
34:59
Brian McFadden: serious criminals from Compassionate Release.
35:05
Testecleese: Yeah.
35:07
Testecleese: I… I kinda like this, but it's gonna get shut down, it's the Republicans putting this up.
35:15
Brian McFadden: Oh, of course it is, because the Democrats are pushing through all their shit right now, because they've got control of both houses.
35:22
Brian McFadden: and the House and the Senate, and the governorship, so we're gonna have all kinds of funky laws going in the next couple years.
35:29
Testecleese: Tim Walz's new laws just, allowed, an axe murderer who killed his mother, father, brother, and sister with an axe.
35:38
Testecleese: Out of prison.
35:40
Testecleese: Because, you know, he's been in jail for 40 years, you know, that's enough times. Like, well, then why did you sentence him to 80?
35:47
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
35:48
Testecleese: Like, this is your fault at this point.
35:51
Brian McFadden: Yep.
35:52
Testecleese: But I just want to say something about the school system you were talking about?
35:56
Testecleese: They're condensing because there's not enough kids. Problem is, have you noticed the budget keeps going up?
36:01
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they're paying the executives, you know, the superintendent, and they're not paying teachers more, they're just paying…
36:07
Testecleese: Hiring more people in general.
36:09
Brian McFadden: They're hire… they're paying the executives more.
36:13
Testecleese: Yeah, they're paying the higher-ups, the political characters more, correct, but they're also hiring more people in general to… just like in the Navy, dude.
36:22
Testecleese: If you don't spend your budget, you don't get that budget next year, right?
36:26
Brian McFadden: Right,
36:28
Testecleese: So they find… they go and hire.
36:30
Testecleese: Teacher's aides for a classroom that has fuckin' 4 kids.
36:35
Testecleese: And it's like, that was unnecessary, you know? If you can't handle 4 kids in a classroom, then maybe we need to completely rethink this education system.
36:47
Brian McFadden: Yep.
36:48
Testecleese: I just, I just wanted to point that out, because…
36:52
Testecleese: This is something that I've been thinking about for a long time, how…
36:56
Testecleese: Millennials just didn't reproduce, and the ones that did, did late.
37:00
Testecleese: There's a lot of abortion.
37:03
Testecleese: all of this stuff, there's no kids coming up. And the ones that are coming up are typically raised Republican.
37:09
Testecleese: Because they like to have babies.
37:13
Testecleese: But, we keep increasing the budget for schools.
37:17
Testecleese: What the fuck? And how come no one cares?
37:21
Testecleese: And you point… you know why no one cares? It's because half these people that, quote, don't care, have jobs like that.
37:29
Brian McFadden: Right.
37:29
Testecleese: They're getting paid a job for a job that's completely worthless, and they think they're better than you.
37:37
Testecleese: You know, because they don't have blisters, and they've never…
37:40
Testecleese: cut their hand open at work, you know what I mean?
37:45
Testecleese: Sorry, I'm just… I considered it a destination.
37:48
Brian McFadden: The tradespeople are the ones we've got a problem with, and we don't have enough of, so…
37:55
Testecleese: Yeah!
37:56
Testecleese: what was it? It was something like 10 years ago. On this show, you and I talked about how your average auto mechanic was, like, 56 years old.
38:05
Testecleese: Like, there's a ton of money to be made, everybody's gonna be retiring. Get into the industry now, right? But now, you go to the mechanic, and they're charging you twice as much.
38:16
Testecleese: Because it's just known to do the work.
38:19
Brian McFadden: Nope.
38:21
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've got the same problem here with trades and that.
38:23
Testecleese: Nobody wants to work with their hands anymore.
38:26
Ron Pascoe: But, no, the government's letting in much information, mate. We haven't got the infrastructure to house these people, let alone Australians.
38:33
Ron Pascoe: Which is the trades, the trades aren't there.
38:36
Brian McFadden: Who are you trying to house?
38:38
Ron Pascoe: Well, we've got an immigration system where our Labor government will be like your Democrats, allowing all the people in. We've had a surplus…
38:46
Testecleese: That should create a ton of jobs in terms of building housing, then.
38:51
Testecleese: You just need someone to pay for.
38:54
Ron Pascoe: It's not… we aren't getting the tradies in. You've only got some tradies in Australians who get houses.
38:59
Testecleese: Oh, you.
39:02
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, sure.
39:03
Testecleese: I got you. You need people that know how to build houses, and can't know how to build houses.
39:09
Ron Pascoe: some wealth.
39:09
Testecleese: I was, you know.
39:10
Ron Pascoe: I don't need it.
39:10
Testecleese: know how to build a house. You need to know how to build the wood frame.
39:14
Testecleese: And not even that, you need to know how to operate the tools and let the man who knows what he's doing tell you what to do.
39:21
Testecleese: The problem is nobody… nobody wants to fucking work with their hands. It seems below them, and now your average tradesman's bringing in over 100K a year. Meanwhile, your college graduate who studied lesbian dance theory is working at fucking Starbucks, saying, the world's not fair.
39:38
Testecleese: Right. You know?
39:39
Brian McFadden: Happy.
39:42
Ron Pascoe: That's right, and it's kind of seen the immigration policies of a nation, too.
39:45
Ron Pascoe: But we're just not getting the right people in. We should be importing tradies in.
39:49
Ron Pascoe: Instead of important people coming in, sitting in their arses in offices and that.
39:52
Testecleese: Or even the person who might solve cancer, or be part of the team that solves cancer, you know what I mean?
39:59
Ron Pascoe: Nice.
40:00
Testecleese: Sure. Not, not…
40:01
Testecleese: Just like we had… how many people here on the H-1B visas, working at, like, 7-Eleven? It's like, why are we importing people to work at a fucking convenience store?
40:10
Ron Pascoe: Yep, we've got the same problem, too.
40:14
Ron Pascoe: They've reported a lot… look, I'm not being…
40:17
Ron Pascoe: anti-discriminating against anyone, but we've got a lot of Muslims that come to this country who don't share our values, and a lot of them are set goals.
40:26
Ron Pascoe: On the unemployment.
40:27
Testecleese: You're active?
40:28
Ron Pascoe: Are you Muslim.
40:30
Testecleese: I'm just gonna say, your average Muslim does share most of your values.
40:34
Testecleese: Your average… I'm saying your average. For the most part, they see most of the stuff the same, but…
40:40
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
40:41
Testecleese: You get your zealots.
40:42
Testecleese: That's for sure, and they obviously see the world a little different, or else they wouldn't worship a different god, right?
40:47
Ron Pascoe: Well, they're the ones who are having all these kids, 2 and 8 kids, getting paid for each kid from the government.
40:52
Ron Pascoe: I know.
40:52
Testecleese: And they're gonna be voting in 18 years.
40:56
Ron Pascoe: And they don't have to… They're getting all this money from the Democrats.
41:01
Testecleese: Here's the best part, Brian, is all these Muslim kids being born…
41:05
Ron Pascoe: in a Christian Australia.
41:08
Testecleese: not only can vote in 18 years, they MUST vote in 18 years!
41:13
Brian McFadden: Oh, that's not good.
41:15
Testecleese: Yeah, and of course he's frozen as I bring this up, but I am…
41:18
Testecleese: I am certain Australia has a law that you have to vote.
41:22
Testecleese: Like, they'll come and get you if you don't.
41:25
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, no, we have to vote.
41:28
Brian McFadden: I don't agree with that.
41:29
Ron Pascoe: If you don't pay your fine, then you get your driver's license disqualified.
41:33
Testecleese: Now, can you just.
41:34
Ron Pascoe: the paperwork.
41:35
Testecleese: saying, I don't want to participate, like, can you fill it out and say, I vote for nobody? Like, and not make a choice?
41:40
Ron Pascoe: You can, but that goes to the… it's called a donkey. That vote goes to the government in who you're in. You could draw a dick pic on an example.
41:49
Ron Pascoe: On your election?
41:50
Testecleese: You still cast a vote, even if you didn't vote for an actual candidate out there. So if you weren't paying attention, and you thought you were responsible, you'd just vote for, like, Mickey Mouse.
42:00
Ron Pascoe: Yep, if you write Mickey Mouse, it's called a donk vote. That vote will go to the government in at the time.
42:06
Testecleese: Okay. Because, I mean, I voted for Donald Duck more than once.
42:10
Brian McFadden: Don't ignore us.
42:11
Testecleese: I've voted for Chuck Norris before, too, actually, yeah. I voted for Chuck Norris for president the first time I could, vote.
42:18
Ron Pascoe: Well, if you do that here, just say, for example, the Labor Party was in government, they would get your vote for you right in Donald Duck on it.
42:26
Testecleese: I'll tell you what, how about all you guys write in my name, and let's see how many votes I can get in Australia? Maybe I can… am I allowed to be Prime Minister of Australia?
42:38
Ron Pascoe: Well, you need a cabinet, you need backbench.
42:42
Brian McFadden: The Prime Minister comes from the party itself, they don't get voted in.
42:47
Brian McFadden: Okay, so I'm hereby creating a party. Oh, boy.
42:51
Testecleese: The Jeffery and Brian party.
42:53
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you could… you could do that, you'd have to get it registered.
42:55
Testecleese: And I could get votes by simply doing that.
42:58
Ron Pascoe: You'd have to have senior members.
43:01
Testecleese: What? That seems crazy to me.
43:02
Ron Pascoe: you'd have to get into the Australian Electoral Commission before
43:06
Ron Pascoe: I think it's a year and a half before election.
43:08
Testecleese: So a write-in vote is worthless to you, then?
43:11
Brian McFadden: Yes.
43:11
Ron Pascoe: No, a writing vote to us goes to the game at a time.
43:15
Ron Pascoe: Whoever's in government gets that vote.
43:18
Testecleese: So, okay, so I vote for someone who's not on the ticket, the guy in…
43:21
Ron Pascoe: In office gets that vote.
43:25
Ron Pascoe: The party. The party's not…
43:26
Testecleese: That seems fucking ridiculous, too! It's like, I can't say, I don't know enough about this, I'm not gonna cast a vote. You're forcing… you're forcing, what, teenagers, I'm assuming, to make a decision when they have no idea how…
43:40
Testecleese: Oh my god.
43:41
Ron Pascoe: They call it democracy. They call it democracy.
43:44
Testecleese: No wonder why you guys have… your system's more fucked up than ours, dude. Like, I thought we had a jacked-up system, but at least it seems to frickin'…
43:51
Testecleese: operate.
43:54
Ron Pascoe: It was called Democracy, mate.
43:57
Testecleese: No, it's not democracy, man! That's the problem, is everyone says democracy, they have no idea what democracy means!
44:04
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
44:05
Ron Pascoe: I'm only getting what they're saying, mate. I don't think that… I don't think that way, I think the same way as you bet.
44:12
Testecleese: No, but democracy's an actual type of government, and I don't think there's a single actual democratic nation on this planet. You can call yourself that, but I got a feeling the friggin', the Iranian Republican army is actually fucking Republican, you know what I mean?
44:28
Ron Pascoe: Well, I think we've actually got a fascist… fascist government here in Australia going on.
44:33
Ron Pascoe: The title mandated.
44:36
Ron Pascoe: They keep on using the word mandated. We've been mandated to do this, we've been mandated to do that.
44:44
Testecleese: Wow, that's just crazy to me. Could you imagine a law, Brian?
44:47
Testecleese: I can only… I only know of one city in the United States that said it is…
44:51
Testecleese: Mandatory to own a gun.
44:54
Brian McFadden: No, I mean, no.
44:57
Brian McFadden: I mean, yeah, in the US, you know, there are places like that, but, you know…
45:01
Testecleese: I know Kennesaw, Georgia does, because they don't have enough police force to control everything, and it has the lowest crime rate in the country.
45:09
Testecleese: Every household, every household must own a gun.
45:13
Ron Pascoe: I'll throw some in these, hypothetically. Imagine if you hypothetically had two terrorists come and shoot up a group of people on a beach.
45:20
Ron Pascoe: then the government, your government, turns around all of a sudden, instead of tightening the laws on who they live in our country, and the people got here, they turn around, and they make laws to silence people who speak up about it. Then they make laws to get rid of guns in the hands of decent gunners.
45:38
Testecleese: See, that's the thing, is if… it's cliche, but if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
45:45
Ron Pascoe: That's what happened after a while.
45:47
Testecleese: If this dude is willing to show up here and kill a bunch of people, you think he gives a shit about the extra penalty for having a gun to do it?
45:55
Testecleese: Like, he didn't.
45:56
Ron Pascoe: What's exactly…
45:56
Testecleese: here alive.
45:58
Ron Pascoe: Where'd he plugged in the first place? He was on a mission.
46:01
Testecleese: Where are you gonna get a gun? Motherfucker, I can 3D print a gun.
46:05
Testecleese: I can machine a gun in my garage.
46:10
Testecleese: And you know what, fuck you, I can't…
46:13
Testecleese: I have enough skills, because I learned how to do shit, that I can make a fucking cannon!
46:18
Testecleese: What are you gonna do with your fucking cruiser and your riot shields against my fucking .50 caliber Civil War cannon? You know what I mean?
46:29
Ron Pascoe: There you go.
46:30
Testecleese: It'll put a hole in you the size of a fucking baseball, and the six people behind you, and then go through the tree behind them, and get lodged in some dude's fucking front door, you know?
46:42
Ron Pascoe: Have you ever seen the movie In the Line of Fire with Gleeswood?
46:46
Ron Pascoe: Prima, they can…
46:47
Testecleese: Long time ago.
46:48
Ron Pascoe: My dad had a bloody… Wood or whatever.
46:55
Ron Pascoe: That's how he got it through the, yeah, through the security.
47:00
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. The problem is the bullets of lead that would set it off, but…
47:05
Testecleese: You know, and fire a wood board, you just get splinters.
47:09
Testecleese: But, either way.
47:10
Testecleese: Anyway… What was it, the Grammys? Just happened?
47:17
Brian McFadden: Going ill.
47:18
Testecleese: What is… is that the music… what?
47:21
Brian McFadden: Holding loads.
47:22
Testecleese: It was Golden Globes? Okay, I don't know what the difference between any of these are, and apparently…
47:26
Ron Pascoe: I mean.
47:28
Testecleese: viewership is down, like, 30% anyway, because no one gives a shit about what these people have to say.
47:33
Testecleese: And Ricky Gervais said it, was it last year? He's like, don't come up here and make some political statement about your ideologies, like, nobody cares. You guys live out there in Hollywood, and your $3 million houses have no idea what it is like for your, you know, average citizen.
47:51
Brian McFadden: Well, Trevor Noah was the host, so…
47:53
Testecleese: This time. Yes.
47:56
Brian McFadden: Is that…
47:56
Testecleese: I've hooked for a while, though.
47:58
Testecleese: Oh.
48:00
Testecleese: I could have sworn it was Ricky Gervais last year, maybe it was a couple years ago, but…
48:04
Ron Pascoe: There's a few years ago.
48:05
Testecleese: ran her mouth about there's no illegal people on stolen land.
48:10
Brian McFadden: Yup.
48:11
Brian McFadden: Well, the… the tribe that had their land stolen in California said, you're on our land.
48:19
Testecleese: That's not quite what happened. They more or less said, keep our names out, yo, or… if you're gonna bring this shit up, at least…
48:25
Testecleese: Find out who we are and speak to us first.
48:29
Testecleese: You know?
48:31
Testecleese: It was a very polite, keep our names out your mouth.
48:36
Testecleese: But, I think it was some Aussie dude, I'm not sure, he might have been you.
48:41
Testecleese: UK, Honestly, it's… Tough to tell their accents apart sometimes, depending on what words they're saying.
48:49
Testecleese: As an American, not as an Australian, okay? But from, like, a GB News.
48:57
Testecleese: went to Billie Eilish's house, and he's like, oh, look.
49:00
Testecleese: A giant wall surrounding her $5 million property on stolen land.
49:06
Testecleese: Look at this giant gate and security system. He knocks on the door, hits the button, he's like, Billy, there's no illegal people on our stolen land, we want in.
49:19
Testecleese: And he just wanted to do, like, do an interview.
49:21
Testecleese: Meanwhile, there's another guy, and I believe he's Australian too.
49:25
Testecleese: is doing a GoFundMe to raise money to come to the United States and camp out on her front yard until the police come and escort him off the property.
49:35
Ron Pascoe: Well, you make a little savage, you get silly answers, don't you?
49:39
Testecleese: Yeah, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
49:43
Testecleese: And,
49:44
Testecleese: there's at least two law firms out there offering to take up a pro bono case for the Tongva tribe, because she has admitted that she purchased stolen property.
49:56
Testecleese: Which, by law, is to be returned to the rightful owner.
50:03
Testecleese: It's like, you came out and admitted it! I don't know what to tell ya!
50:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
50:08
Ron Pascoe: the furnished property.
50:12
Testecleese: And here's the thing is, This tribe would do better?
50:16
Testecleese: To just charge her a tax to live on their property, and have her make, like, a formal apology, and explain the situation, yada yada yada yada, and she'd be allowed to live there.
50:29
Testecleese: But turns out…
50:31
Testecleese: houses. Turns out she's got, like, 4 houses, and she bought her childhood a home in the area, too.
50:37
Ron Pascoe: Put a casino in the backyard for him.
50:39
Testecleese: That's what I thought, I was like, dude, yeah, get all this land, build a casino, make money. Fuck the federal government.
50:49
Testecleese: Mohegan Sun.
50:53
Brian McFadden: Yup.
50:55
Testecleese: You ever been to the Mohegan Sun? Was that, was that in Connecticut?
51:00
Testecleese: Yeah.
51:02
Testecleese: That was right near me, I think I went there once.
51:06
Testecleese: Wasn't super impressed, it was a…
51:09
Testecleese: Cheap casino, but it was, I don't know, it's still fun.
51:14
Testecleese: So, I guess Schumer's got some spending bill?
51:24
Testecleese: To try to end this shutdown?
51:26
Brian McFadden: Oh, the shutdown ended.
51:28
Testecleese: Oh, so…
51:29
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay. ICE is the only department that hasn't been funded. Department of Homelands, all the other branches of the government are now funded for the rest of the year.
51:39
Testecleese: See, this bothers me.
51:41
Testecleese: Because why is the… why is the party leadership pushing so hard against ICE and immigration enforcement, et cetera, et cetera?
51:51
Ron Pascoe: We're losing the voters.
51:53
Ron Pascoe: They really are, this, this…
51:55
Testecleese: This isn't even an 80-20 issue, it turns out it's, like, a 93.7 issue.
52:01
Testecleese: Somewhere way down here, it brings up Nicki Minaj talking about this, and CNN went and did a poll.
52:08
Testecleese: And they found out that, like.
52:11
Testecleese: Even 79% of Democrats… okay, I'm sorry, that was about voter ID, my mistake. My mistake.
52:18
Testecleese: But, yeah.
52:22
Testecleese: We don't see the violence that we see in Minnesota anywhere else, because they're not actively encouraging their citizens to go out there and get fucking killed.
52:33
Testecleese: To be a martyr for the cause.
52:36
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
52:37
Testecleese: You tell me they're not… they're not picking up illegals in Texas?
52:43
Testecleese: Southern California?
52:45
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, exactly, but the thing is, too, you've got to look at it, these people aren't from Minnesota, all these people, they've got protesters being shipped in.
52:52
Testecleese: Why is it always in Minnesota, then?
52:55
Ron Pascoe: Oh, no, it might be because the fraud that they're hiding.
52:58
Testecleese: Not just that, the, derek Chauvin, Mike… not Michael Brown, that was the other guy,
53:05
Testecleese: George Floyd was Minnesota, too.
53:10
Testecleese: It's always Minnesota that starts shit.
53:13
Testecleese: And it's usually something stupid.
53:15
Testecleese: Because anyone who's not a fucking moron would say he was… Chauvin was trained to do this by the police department. At this point, it's not his fault, it's the system's fault, and you need to address this to the, the system that the government is using, and not the people that are a product of the system.
53:34
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I mean… And at times when they do what Topsy undo.
53:40
Ron Pascoe: Okay, so the fentanyl in his system.
53:43
Testecleese: Oh yeah, enough fentanyl to kill a rhinoceros.
53:47
Ron Pascoe: Yay!
53:49
Ron Pascoe: It would have been hard to be on that jury.
53:53
Testecleese: Well, the judge even brought up business, it was brought up by the defense.
53:57
Testecleese: And the judge agreed that there was no way for this person to get a fair trial anywhere in this country because of the news coverage. I was like, then, legally speaking, in this country, you're supposed to throw the case out that you cannot have a fair trial.
54:09
Ron Pascoe: Right. Yeah.
54:10
Testecleese: That may sound terrible.
54:12
Brian McFadden: But if you cannot get a fair trial.
54:15
Testecleese: You're entitled to a fair trial.
54:18
Testecleese: So if you can't give me one, you can't try me.
54:21
Ron Pascoe: That's right.
54:22
Testecleese: It doesn't matter, though.
54:24
Ron Pascoe: And it was national news, too, it was international news. So there's nowhere in the world he could have even had a fair trial.
54:32
Testecleese: Maybe. He might have been able to go to.
54:35
Ron Pascoe: Iran, because they have no internet now, but…
54:40
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Skolink would have been there somewhere.
54:43
Testecleese: Yeah. Charlie.
54:49
Brian McFadden: Didn't Elon try to turn on Starlink? And…
54:53
Testecleese: For Iran, I doubt it.
54:58
Testecleese: Some Florida congresswoman is, just pled not guilty 3 months after an indictment for stealing, like, millions in COVID funding. We've been hearing more and more about this coming out.
55:09
Testecleese: Why did it take so long for this to come to the surface?
55:13
Brian McFadden: Because Biden was all about the COVID funding.
55:19
Testecleese: Yeah, but there was no oversight, you just gave away everyone's money, then the.
55:23
Brian McFadden: That's great.
55:24
Testecleese: And their children's money?
55:25
Brian McFadden: Yeah,
55:29
Testecleese: I hope everyone understands, that's why we're seeing so much inflation right now, was because we just took the entire freaking…
55:35
Testecleese: currency stack of the United States and lit it on fire during COVID.
55:41
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
55:42
Ron Pascoe: And now you're finding a strange boy, mate? That's now…
55:46
Testecleese: It's only gonna get worse for decades!
55:48
Testecleese: How many people did we fund to just not go to work?
55:52
Testecleese: For, for years!
55:54
Testecleese: And then all the fraud that was seen on top of that…
56:01
Brian McFadden: Yup.
56:02
Testecleese: Meanwhile, at the same time, they were telling us, if you didn't wear a mask, you couldn't even go buy groceries. And now they're losing their fucking mind about people wearing masks.
56:14
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
56:15
Testecleese: Guys, pick… you can't tell me… But masks are okay.
56:20
Testecleese: Not just that, but necessary.
56:24
Testecleese: They required me to wear a mask to go into a bank to do a transaction during COVID.
56:29
Brian McFadden: Yeah, so you could round the place.
56:31
Testecleese: That is a felony offense.
56:35
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
56:36
Testecleese: Like, like, 15 years in prison for walking into a bank with a mask on. I'm like, yeah, who cares, we'll just ignore that law. Like, well, if that's how we do shit, what's the point of having laws?
56:48
Brian McFadden: Yep.
56:50
Testecleese: And that's the problem we have with the Democrats, is they pass a law.
56:53
Testecleese: in a hurry, because they hate the Republican Party.
56:56
Testecleese: And then, 5 years later, 10 years later, comes back to fucking bite him in the ball, so they say, that's stupid, who came up with that stupid idea? Just like what's happening with Don Lemon right now.
57:07
Testecleese: That was their fucking law.
57:11
Testecleese: They made a big deal, and then the journalists at J6 that went into the Capitol, following the scene, covering the news, went to jail.
57:21
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
57:23
Testecleese: But Don Lemon's different, and…
57:26
Testecleese: And you bring this shit up to people, and it's the best thing is they'll quote the actual original decision, not even realizing they're doing it, like, well, these guys aren't journalists, they're YouTubers. I'm like, Don Lemon only has a YouTube channel.
57:37
Brian McFadden: Right, he's not a journalist. He was never a journalist, he was a prompt reader.
57:42
Testecleese: Yeah. Yep.
57:43
Ron Pascoe: Kind of a state, right? An act.
57:45
Testecleese: activist.
57:49
Ron Pascoe: And a lot of people don't realize, too, they reckon there's a judge that
57:52
Ron Pascoe: wouldn't sign the charges and that was actually a magistrate, a low-level magistrate.
57:57
Testecleese: Yeah, they had to go around the, the judge and get an actual, grand jury indictment.
58:04
Ron Pascoe: Yay.
58:05
Testecleese: Actual people to vote on instead of one person.
58:09
Brian McFadden: This was a grand jury in Minnesota. I don't even know where we're at right now on this document, but…
58:14
Testecleese: Michigan.
58:16
Brian McFadden: Oh, the Michigan family is freaking out because their home was seized over a $1,600 tax lien.
58:23
Ron Pascoe: motion.
58:24
Brian McFadden: I don't… This should be a thing.
58:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they owe 16.
58:28
Testecleese: 1500 bucks that they didn't even know they owed.
58:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's bullshit.
58:33
Testecleese: There had to be a better way to handle it, like…
58:38
Brian McFadden: Yup.
58:41
Testecleese: This is gonna… oh, I don't know Michigan law.
58:45
Testecleese: But, well, the guy owed, like, $35, something like that, to start, and then they just kept accruing interest, and he never got a notification until they seized his house. We've actually talked about this on this show before. Not necessarily Michigan, but this same thing happening and just taking houses from people.
59:02
Brian McFadden: Right.
59:04
Testecleese: Like, at any point, did someone knock on his door and hand, like, legal summons type of thing?
59:10
Testecleese: Then you owe us this money.
59:12
Brian McFadden: Probably not.
59:13
Testecleese: Because I tell you what, if you tell me you owe me $6,500, I'm gonna tell you to fuck yourself.
59:18
Testecleese: Then he said, no, actually, you need to pay this, and we're like, well, it's gonna take me… I'm gonna… I'm gonna have to figure out how to find $6,500 cash, you know?
59:26
Brian McFadden: So, $1,600.
59:28
Testecleese: $1,600, okay.
59:30
Brian McFadden: Right.
59:31
Testecleese: Give me a week, and I'll come up with 1,600. Right?
59:35
Brian McFadden: Yeah,
59:37
Testecleese: Oh, you're gonna take my house if I don't pay it?
59:41
Testecleese: Also, my nice stereo system if I need to, you know what I mean?
59:44
Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying they didn't even owe this tax bill.
59:50
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it was, like, initially, like, a $35.
59:53
Brian McFadden: There was a tax exemption that they believed.
59:56
Testecleese: That's right.
59:57
Brian McFadden: And, somebody disputed it, so…
1:00:03
Testecleese: I told you, there was a tax, a tax break for this group, and then, yeah, it was, like, taken away or something.
1:00:11
Testecleese: Lapd arrests violent agitators after protests erupt outside federal agent detention in Los Angeles. Oh, yeah.
1:00:22
Testecleese: So I was like, normally I'd know the article right away, just by a bit of the headline.
1:00:27
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:00:29
Testecleese: How much have we heard about California being… having issues with ice? Honestly?
1:00:37
Testecleese: A couple times, maybe?
1:00:40
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:00:41
Testecleese: versus Minnesota.
1:00:43
Testecleese: Even California is complying.
1:00:51
Testecleese: And, check this out, New Orleans.
1:00:54
Testecleese: just had one of their recruit police officers arrested, because, by ICE, because he's here illegally. And I'm pretty sure, a couple weeks ago, didn't we see, a police officer in one of the communities involved where there's an ICE…
1:01:07
Testecleese: Sting being done, get arrested too?
1:01:10
Brian McFadden: Oof.
1:01:14
Testecleese: Alright.
1:01:17
Testecleese: Whoa.
1:01:21
Testecleese: This is hilarious. Mom Donnie, in an effort to pay for all the shit that he promised…
1:01:27
Testecleese: And I hope we follow this closely. We might have to make this an actual, like, weekly segment and try to follow New York finance.
1:01:39
Testecleese: Because, I mean, what, they're already basically bankrupt.
1:01:42
Testecleese: Yeah. At this point.
1:01:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was trying to, like… he was trying to say there's gonna be free bus rides, and…
1:01:50
Brian McFadden: Free this for the homeless, free this for everybody, you know… Free healthcare for illegal immigrants! He was gonna open up local grocery stores that were government-run. He was… he sold them the world.
1:02:04
Testecleese: Yeah, and they got a bag of garbage.
1:02:07
Testecleese: Now he's claiming…
1:02:08
Brian McFadden: We raise fares on the subway and the bus system.
1:02:12
Testecleese: Well, you have to!
1:02:14
Testecleese: I'm… Adams, Eric Adams brought this up.
1:02:18
Testecleese: before Hochul took office, that there's a frickin', like, $19 billion deficit.
1:02:25
Testecleese: And he was called terrible names by Mom Dhani for saying this.
1:02:29
Testecleese: And Hochul won't even go near this shit. She's like, that's fucking ridiculous. But she did endorse him for office, didn't she?
1:02:35
Brian McFadden: Of course, it is.
1:02:39
Testecleese: But yeah, now he's targeting delivery companies to make up this deficit. So, like, even if you get, like, Uber Eats.
1:02:47
Brian McFadden: Well, they're trying to do that in Northern Virginia, too.
1:02:49
Testecleese: There's an extra.
1:02:50
Brian McFadden: They want to put extra tax on all deliveries for Amazon, Uber Eats, DoorDash, all that.
1:02:57
Testecleese: Exactly. So now… your delivery, Has a tax on it.
1:03:04
Testecleese: Which, as much as I… Democrats keep talking about, well, look at the… who's gonna pay that?
1:03:11
Testecleese: who's gonna pay the tax put on the delivery? Obviously, it's not the company delivering it, because technically they're not allowed to.
1:03:18
Testecleese: Right?
1:03:19
Testecleese: It MUST get passed on to you, getting the shit delivered to your house.
1:03:26
Testecleese: And I don't know about you guys, but we get a lot of shit delivered out here, because we live in the middle of nowhere.
1:03:31
Testecleese: And I can't always make a 3-hour drive out to a shop to get an item, you know?
1:03:38
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:03:39
Testecleese: But yeah, friggin'… They already have apps, so you could, like.
1:03:45
Testecleese: pay over 2 months for a fucking Taco Bell order. I don't know if you've seen this shit.
1:03:51
Brian McFadden: Nuh-
1:03:53
Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, oh, you can't, you can't pay for this now? How about a, you know, 4-easy payment plan over 2 months? It's like, what the fuck?
1:04:00
Ron Pascoe: Goodbye, man.
1:04:02
Testecleese: It's $9, you know?
1:04:04
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:04:06
Testecleese: If you can't afford to pay for your Taco Bell order now.
1:04:09
Brian McFadden: Don't get it.
1:04:10
Testecleese: To make… need to make payments.
1:04:12
Brian McFadden: Don't get it.
1:04:13
Testecleese: How are you gonna pay the delivery tax on top of that?
1:04:16
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:04:20
Testecleese: This is ridiculous, dude! Everything's gonna cost less. I'm running on affordability. Let's increase the tax on.
1:04:27
Brian McFadden: That was what the governor of Virginia was running on.
1:04:32
Testecleese: Same thing! And then she raised the tax on everything, right?
1:04:35
Testecleese: And banned everything.
1:04:38
Brian McFadden: Except for weed, we're bringing in recreational weed to this day.
1:04:42
Testecleese: That was on its way anyway, and you know it.
1:04:46
Testecleese: You know, even without a Democrat in office, it probably was gonna happen this term anyway, no matter who was in office as governor of Virginia, and you know it.
1:04:56
Testecleese: There's no way you allow people to grow pot in their backyard and not get arrested for having pot, and then not eventually let them just go buy pot, and get a cut of the tax on it, you know?
1:05:06
Testecleese: There's no way.
1:05:10
Testecleese: Which is, I thought was nuts when most of these states do the same thing. Oh, medical marijuana, we won't charge tax on it because it's medicinal.
1:05:19
Testecleese: Okay, yeah, my glaucoma is so bad, huh?
1:05:22
Brian McFadden: They charge tax in Virginia for.
1:05:24
Testecleese: I'm sure they do, but not all of them do.
1:05:26
Testecleese: Like I said, when I was working at the dispensary en masse at security, they would charge you a 17% tax on cannabis products.
1:05:35
Brian McFadden: Not that high in Michigan, but it's pretty substantial.
1:05:40
Testecleese: You also got… You're Michigan weeds fucking garbage, and you know it.
1:05:45
Brian McFadden: Well, I bought you the cheap shit, so…
1:05:48
Testecleese: I know, and… well, I read the numbers, though, those numbers looked good.
1:05:53
Testecleese: It's just a tough smoke.
1:05:55
Testecleese: You know?
1:05:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:05:57
Testecleese: I'm still smoking it, I'm… I'm only.
1:05:59
Brian McFadden: There's better, there's better… there's better weed in Michigan.
1:06:02
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm almost through the first downs.
1:06:07
Testecleese: Aww!
1:06:09
Testecleese: And I told you, I'm not sure about my plants, looks like one is flowering, just…
1:06:14
Brian McFadden: Nice.
1:06:14
Testecleese: progressing, but very slowly. The other one is covered in some kind of mold or something on the leaves. I'm just gonna throw the whole thing away.
1:06:23
Brian McFadden: It's probably the best thing to do.
1:06:26
Testecleese: Yeah, it's not worth that kind of…
1:06:28
Brian McFadden: Because it could spread to the other plant.
1:06:31
Testecleese: Yeah, or smoke it and get real sick, right?
1:06:34
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:06:36
Testecleese: Anyway, remember Deborah Messing?
1:06:39
Brian McFadden: Name sounds familiar.
1:06:41
Testecleese: She was the redhead from Will & Grace.
1:06:45
Brian McFadden: Never watched a show.
1:06:47
Testecleese: I'm not surprised.
1:06:51
Testecleese: Anyway, actress. New York actress, very liberal.
1:06:55
Testecleese: she's all angry at Mom Donnie that, like.
1:06:58
Testecleese: The streets actually haven't really been plowed.
1:07:01
Testecleese: Like, they made narrow little one-way passageways, there's no way to get through. Yeah, and it's like, lady, you voted for free everything. That means you get a little bit of everything, or none. Right. You know?
1:07:13
Brian McFadden: You're getting loaded.
1:07:14
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:07:16
Testecleese: Oh, no, the middle of the road's cleared out, but an ambulance has to wait to get around you.
1:07:22
Testecleese: When there's no one else on the road issue, you know?
1:07:25
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:07:26
Testecleese: Like you would see in, some of the…
1:07:29
Testecleese: back roads in Boston that have been there since, you know, 1750.
1:07:37
Testecleese: Where, you know, two horse carriages could pass each other, but you're not getting an ambulance around a frickin' pickup truck, you know?
1:07:44
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:07:46
Testecleese: I'm not sure what you Aussies got for pickup trucks, but I'm certain most of the world realizes the United States has some big…
1:07:52
Testecleese: Big vehicles.
1:07:55
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've got some good smile.
1:07:57
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:07:58
Ron Pascoe: Mom, you…
1:07:59
Testecleese: You live out in the middle of nowhere.
1:08:02
Testecleese: You probably got yourself a big, giant American pickup truck to deal with the terrain sometimes, huh?
1:08:08
Ron Pascoe: I just might.
1:08:11
Testecleese: A what?
1:08:12
Ron Pascoe: Toyota.
1:08:13
Testecleese: Japanese.
1:08:16
Ron Pascoe: Mate, you… well, tell you what, Toyota's got a great motor.
1:08:21
Testecleese: It does, but you… how much snow do you get?
1:08:26
Ron Pascoe: Where I am, Sweet FA.
1:08:28
Ron Pascoe: I'll get none, huh? We're gonna…
1:08:31
Testecleese: Oh, okay.
1:08:32
Ron Pascoe: Well, I mean where you are.
1:08:34
Ron Pascoe: Probably about an half visit region.
1:08:37
Ron Pascoe: We get, on top of that, a bit of snow.
1:08:41
Ron Pascoe: But down south, Tasmania, it snows in summer.
1:08:45
Ron Pascoe: down the, southern high end, because we've actually got Australian Alps. You might not realize it, we've got Alps than what Switzerland's got.
1:08:55
Testecleese: Well, it's funny you say that, because, the Appalachian Mountain Range that,
1:09:01
Testecleese: eastern border of the United States is kind of famous for.
1:09:04
Testecleese: is the same mountain range that goes through Scotland.
1:09:08
Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
1:09:09
Testecleese: That's pretty cool, isn't it?
1:09:12
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've got a mountain range that goes from the top of Australia down the bottom of Australia. It's called the Great Dividing Range.
1:09:18
Testecleese: Oh yeah, Appalachian Mountains go all the way up… all the way down south through the entire country, and so don't the Rockies.
1:09:26
Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, Australia's huge too, the United States is huge. And when you compare the size of these… both of these countries, to, like, Europe.
1:09:35
Testecleese: You're like, oh, that… yeah, okay, Europe has, like, two, three major mountain ranges, so does it my country, you know?
1:09:43
Ron Pascoe: But this one will probably go from the top of Michigan down to the bottom of Florida.
1:09:50
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
1:09:51
Testecleese: Like I said, the Rockies go through Mexico, up through Canada, and you've got the Appalachian Mountains that go from…
1:09:59
Testecleese: the Gulf of Mexico, basically. All the way up to Scotland.
1:10:07
Testecleese: Yeah, it's just, it's… It's crazy, then, yeah, you look at, like.
1:10:12
Testecleese: The mountain ranges and all, you know.
1:10:15
Testecleese: Europe, and you're like, yeah, okay.
1:10:18
Testecleese: Yeah, that makes sense, that's, you know, it's a smaller land mass.
1:10:22
Testecleese: And it's… and like you said, it's the Alps all the way down there.
1:10:27
Testecleese: the mountain ranges don't give a shit about the ocean, they just… that's tectonic plates crushing against each other, you know?
1:10:33
Ron Pascoe: Let's see, stop.
1:10:36
Testecleese: But anyway, yeah. Messing's all pissed off about, the way she voted.
1:10:42
Testecleese: And I'm certain she's gonna find someone else to blame, because she initially said, hey, mom, Donnie, fix this.
1:10:49
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:10:49
Testecleese: And I think she's gonna realize he can't, so she's gonna blame someone else.
1:10:53
Testecleese: Like, why didn't you give me money?
1:10:56
Ron Pascoe: Well, he made all those places, and the minute Michael heard about him, she… she put him flat in his track.
1:11:03
Ron Pascoe: She stopped. She said, we're not going to start charging taxes in the state to fund New York.
1:11:10
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. We're not gonna charge people in Albany to fix shit… Fund free programs in New York City. Like, New York City brings in more money than, like.
1:11:20
Testecleese: Well, it's probably, what, one of the top 5 net grossing cities on the planet?
1:11:26
Ron Pascoe: Oh, 100%.
1:11:28
Testecleese: Like, up there with, like, Dubai and Paris.
1:11:31
Testecleese: Sydney, you know what I mean?
1:11:35
Testecleese: Like, there's a lot… there's a lot of money coming into these cities, and you still can't figure out how to pay for the shit you want to do.
1:11:44
Ron Pascoe: And that's the problem, too.
1:11:46
Testecleese: One of the richest… one of the richest places on the planet, and like, we want all this free shit for everyone.
1:11:52
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:11:55
Testecleese: You're the richest people on the planet!
1:11:57
Testecleese: And you still can't afford… the bust?
1:12:02
Ron Pascoe: Ugh.
1:12:02
Brian McFadden: Free is the way to go.
1:12:05
Testecleese: Hey, if you can figure it out free, that's awesome.
1:12:09
Testecleese: But simply saying, I don't want to pay for it anymore does not make it free.
1:12:14
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:12:16
Testecleese: You know, like, free healthcare, what does that mean?
1:12:19
Testecleese: Like… Whoa… Does that mean no one pays for it? It's free? Like, air?
1:12:27
Testecleese: That means you have slaves.
1:12:30
Testecleese: Like, who's doing the medical work? Who's doing the research? Who's making the medicine? Who's administering it, you know what I mean?
1:12:38
Testecleese: These are all people that need to get paid.
1:12:42
Testecleese: And maybe if we weren't defend… What's up?
1:12:45
Ron Pascoe: He's making the medic beds, the hospital beds. He's cleaning the hospital sheets.
1:12:50
Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what? Maybe if we weren't providing defense for, what, 85% of NATO?
1:12:57
Testecleese: Maybe we could do some of this cool stuff that the rest of the world is doing.
1:13:03
Testecleese: What?
1:13:04
Testecleese: I think, what, one…
1:13:06
Testecleese: Was it France said they're willing to pay 2% GDP, which they agreed upon in the first place?
1:13:12
Brian McFadden: Well, we got a comment that says Venezuela has money growing right from the ground, and communism does work.
1:13:20
Testecleese: Well, Venezuela… that's funny, because they do have money.
1:13:24
Brian McFadden: Coming right out of the ground, not just the oil.
1:13:26
Testecleese: Do you realize they have a bunch of…
1:13:28
Testecleese: You have a bunch of silver mines.
1:13:32
Testecleese: Did you know that?
1:13:35
Brian McFadden: Oh, it doesn't work.
1:13:37
Testecleese: And, we get most of our silver… we buy a bunch of silver from Canada.
1:13:43
Testecleese: Do you know Canada doesn't have a single silver mine?
1:13:47
Brian McFadden: Where do we get it from?
1:13:49
Testecleese: Canada buys it somewhere else, they refine it, and then sell us the silver.
1:13:55
Testecleese: Cut out the middleman!
1:13:56
Brian McFadden: That's what I was just gonna say, why don't we just find out where they're buying it from, and buy it directly from? We can refine our own silver.
1:14:03
Testecleese: We can mine our own silver! There's a giant silver deposit in Arizona!
1:14:09
Testecleese: That would just…
1:14:11
Testecleese: Don't… don't dig the ground up. That's a terrible thing. It's a… don't dig for oil, but it's okay to buy oil from someone else who dug it up. What the fuck? You know?
1:14:22
Testecleese: You hear about the Chinese guy dropping silver to short out silver.
1:14:28
Brian McFadden: We talked about this briefly at the beginning of the show, I thought you said, where people were…
1:14:32
Brian McFadden: Dumping sober.
1:14:33
Testecleese: I did… I did mention that earlier. People are dumping silver because it's shot up so much that even the people that…
1:14:42
Testecleese: That ha- anyone who has silver at this point is concerned, because this means something.
1:14:48
Testecleese: like, something real. And I, like I said, I dumped mine at, like, $58.
1:14:53
Testecleese: and invested it in physical material goods, and I got a feeling that's what a lot of people did.
1:15:00
Brian McFadden: I only got 1 ounce of silver, so…
1:15:02
Testecleese: If it's only one ounce, dude, go dump it as soon as you can at a place that'll give you as much as possible. Make yourself a hundred bucks, that's… that's free… that's dinner for a couple nights at a decent restaurant, right?
1:15:13
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:15:13
Testecleese: By just yourself, at least, anyway.
1:15:16
Brian McFadden: Yeah, so…
1:15:16
Testecleese: My wife's in Michigan.
1:15:18
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:15:20
Testecleese: Yeah, you can go to the Green Turtle all week for dinner, dude!
1:15:24
Testecleese: On one ounce of silver!
1:15:25
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:15:29
Testecleese: Wow.
1:15:32
Testecleese: -Oh, Newsome's finally starting to realize that this, wealth tax is fucking stupid.
1:15:40
Brian McFadden: Everybody's leaving!
1:15:42
Testecleese: That's exactly what it is, all the wealthy people… Guapo keeps fucking texting from the… the background…
1:15:51
Testecleese: But yeah, the billionaires are leaving, and now there's no tax to… no wealth to tax.
1:15:59
Testecleese: Oh, he's stuffing his… he's stuffing his, El Salvadorian face.
1:16:03
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:16:07
Testecleese: This is something that we specifically said, was, you go ahead and you tax the wealthy enough, they're gonna go somewhere else that won't tax them as much.
1:16:17
Testecleese: Especially.
1:16:18
Brian McFadden: the road.
1:16:19
Testecleese: Especially with these tech companies.
1:16:21
Testecleese: What the heck?
1:16:23
Testecleese: It's one thing if you work in, like, mining or lumber, you know?
1:16:27
Testecleese: You gotta be where the resources are. These tech industries.
1:16:31
Testecleese: I can do my computer shit from anywhere in this country.
1:16:35
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:16:36
Testecleese: Why am I gonna pay a 40% tax in California if I can pay a 3% tax in West Virginia?
1:16:43
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:16:47
Testecleese: And that's actually led to,
1:16:49
Testecleese: A lot of people trying to move these data centers into West Virginia, and I don't like it, but…
1:16:54
Testecleese: I get it, there is a lot of land out here.
1:16:58
Brian McFadden: I thought they were putting their data centers in space.
1:17:03
Testecleese: Not quite yet.
1:17:05
Brian McFadden: Didn't the moon be a good location for them?
1:17:08
Testecleese: Oh, this is the thing I mentioned earlier.
1:17:11
Testecleese: This guy, let me look it up here.
1:17:13
Testecleese: Excuse me.
1:17:16
Testecleese: He's 54 years old now.
1:17:20
Testecleese: He killed his 41-year-old mother, 41-year-old father, 13-year-old sister, and 11-year-old brother when he was 16 with a fucking axe.
1:17:33
Testecleese: He was given 3 consecutive life sentences in 1989, and he's been paroled after just, 36 years under Tim Walz's…
1:17:44
Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
1:17:46
Testecleese: And this is the whole compassion… compassionate release thing.
1:17:52
Testecleese: Hasn't he served enough time? Well, why'd you give him 3…
1:17:56
Testecleese: Well, why'd you give him 3 consecutive life sentences if he didn't want him to serve them, right?
1:18:00
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:18:02
Testecleese: Alright. You guys pick up, I gotta go cough my ass off.
1:18:07
Brian McFadden: Well, Trump is ripping, Representative Elon Omar
1:18:12
Brian McFadden: Over, the Tim Walls Minnesota fraud scandal.
1:18:20
Ron Pascoe: My… Where do you think they are with that? Do you think they're actually just…
1:18:24
Ron Pascoe: Investigating, or do you think they're just discovering more and more all the time?
1:18:28
Brian McFadden: I think they're discovering more and more all the time.
1:18:32
Brian McFadden: I think the surface has only been scratched.
1:18:36
Ron Pascoe: And then they're talking about California's even bigger.
1:18:41
El Guapo: Railway that never got done.
1:18:44
Brian McFadden: Trope set that project up.
1:18:46
Ron Pascoe: Do I want you?
1:18:48
El Guapo: Hmm?
1:18:49
Brian McFadden: He's still spookin' down real light rail. Light rail to nowhere.
1:18:53
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:18:53
Brian McFadden: It was going from, like.
1:18:55
El Guapo: How can people not see this, scammed, dude?
1:18:58
Brian McFadden: They were working… they were talking about that light rail system when I was stationed in San Diego in 1992.
1:19:05
El Guapo: Goddamn.
1:19:05
Brian McFadden: And I said it was gonna be a boondoggle then, and the right rail still goes nowhere 30 years later.
1:19:13
Ron Pascoe: But what are they spending so far? Is it $19 billion? Or my figure's wrong.
1:19:18
Brian McFadden: Something like that. It was… it was a ridiculous amount.
1:19:25
Ron Pascoe: That's absolutely crazy.
1:19:27
Brian McFadden: And, people are demanding ICE to have body cams.
1:19:31
Brian McFadden: But,
1:19:33
Brian McFadden: experts are gonna say that may backfire, because it'll show that the ICE agents are doing what they're supposed to be doing, and not, like,
1:19:43
Brian McFadden: Not, like, being overly…
1:19:45
Testecleese: Well, it's funny you bring this up, because I recently saw a video, and I wish I had saved where it was, but it was of this
1:19:54
Testecleese: Far left nutjob.
1:19:56
Testecleese: Arguing against body cams, and he actually brought up that when all the cops
1:20:02
Testecleese: In so many areas, municipalities got body cams that the cops got their way, because it… it makes these,
1:20:10
Testecleese: accusations look real, like, because it shows you what actually fucking… Basically, what happened is this guy realized that
1:20:17
Testecleese: They demanded body cams on these cops in black areas.
1:20:21
Brian McFadden: And then they found out that the cops weren't actually just killing unarmed black men.
1:20:26
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:20:26
Testecleese: Like, it just wasn't happening.
1:20:29
Testecleese: And he's bringing up that if we go ahead and bring them to all these ICE agents, it'll just make it appear
1:20:37
Testecleese: As though these people are just assholes attacking people, and usually armed.
1:20:45
Testecleese: And I got a feeling that this guy's right, and this is… and not in terms of who brought the argument up in the first place, but…
1:20:54
Testecleese: every video I've seen so far, I've been like, yeah, that's a little controversial on some of them.
1:21:00
Testecleese: But not, holy shit, that was wrong, you know?
1:21:03
El Guapo: Beautiful.
1:21:05
Testecleese: Mike… Freddy and Good didn't have to die.
1:21:10
Testecleese: But in that situation.
1:21:12
Testecleese: it was not illegal for those things to occur that ended up costing them their lives. Right.
1:21:18
Testecleese: That other people did.
1:21:20
Testecleese: You know, that doesn't make it a good thing.
1:21:25
Testecleese: It makes it pretty good.
1:21:29
Testecleese: Johnson… Yeah, wow, yeah, Johnson in Chicago, the mayor.
1:21:37
El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
1:21:38
Testecleese: Yeah, he signed an executive order about, what, arresting ICE agents?
1:21:43
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:21:45
El Guapo: Yeah, good luck with that.
1:21:49
Testecleese: Is Chicago really… gonna step up right after Minnesota, just got kicked in the balls.
1:21:57
Brian McFadden: Didn't do the same stupid shit. Looks like it.
1:22:00
El Guapo: Well, Virginia's about… I've been seeing a lot of ice ages in here, so I don't know, probably Virginia wanna take the cake now.
1:22:07
Testecleese: As Guapo says that, he makes sure to not just carry his driver's license, but also his passport with him at all times.
1:22:14
El Guapo: That should expire, so if I get it
1:22:17
El Guapo: If I get a free trip back to El Salvador, I'm okay with it.
1:22:21
Testecleese: You'd probably have to stay there for a while, huh?
1:22:24
El Guapo: Just renew my passport, go to the embassy.
1:22:28
Testecleese: Yeah, that takes months.
1:22:32
El Guapo: I'll be like, hey, look, I keep this on the down low, and let me be here for a month. One month.
1:22:37
Testecleese: I'm gonna hang out… yeah, don't worry, I can wait two months, I'm gonna sit here.
1:22:40
El Guapo: Hold on.
1:22:41
El Guapo: Start March 21st? I'll be back March 21st, probably.
1:22:45
Testecleese: I'm gonna use this volcano in the interim to, mine Bitcoin, okay?
1:22:54
Testecleese: Oh, he didn't, I thought he was gonna bite on that, apparently Guapo doesn't realize that Bitcoin is down to $79,000 a coin.
1:23:01
El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I don't… I don't… yeah.
1:23:04
Testecleese: I know, but I was like, oh, I bet he's gonna talk a bunch of shit about Bitcoin.
1:23:07
El Guapo: It's just a fucking inflated… it's gonna pop, the balloon's gonna pop.
1:23:12
Testecleese: It did pop, it was over $100,000.
1:23:14
El Guapo: Goddamn.
1:23:15
Testecleese: Like, a couple months ago.
1:23:19
Testecleese: Check this out, the liberals hate borders and, identification so much that they've now set up checkpoints, i.e. borders, in their own cities, areas in Minneapolis.
1:23:32
Testecleese: And they check your papers to let you come in and out of the communities, like, their neighborhoods.
1:23:38
El Guapo: I hate Procriptsu. All of them.
1:23:41
Testecleese: Yeah, and the best part is, you bring up to folks, like, this is like, yeah, it's a good idea. It's like, yeah, but you said only Nazis and fascists would do that. I'm like, yeah. It's like, but you're doing it. Like, yeah?
1:23:52
Testecleese: Doesn't that make you a Nazi and a fascist? No, because… It's like, see, see, you said only. That's, that's the problem.
1:24:02
Testecleese: And that is the problem, is these folks use words.
1:24:06
Testecleese: That they don't put thought into in advance.
1:24:09
El Guapo: They don't.
1:24:11
El Guapo: If they did, they would be Republicans.
1:24:13
Testecleese: If they did, Elizabeth Warren wouldn't have claimed to have been Native American, and then when she got her paper that said 1-1064th, she wouldn't have shared it to prove she was.
1:24:25
Brian McFadden: But I agree.
1:24:27
Testecleese: For the love of God, Phew.
1:24:30
Testecleese: Elizabeth Warren is more Neanderthal than Native American.
1:24:34
Brian McFadden: You miss her being your senator.
1:24:36
Testecleese: No, I don't.
1:24:39
Testecleese: But honestly…
1:24:40
Ron Pascoe: I'm really mad.
1:24:41
Testecleese: matter.
1:24:42
Ron Pascoe: Make no solutions about that, she's naughty.
1:24:46
Testecleese: Oh, she's a terrifying woman.
1:24:48
Testecleese: She scares me as much as frickin' Hillary Clinton, dude.
1:24:52
Ron Pascoe: Did you see Scott Bensives the other day?
1:24:55
El Guapo: No, I wish I would've, I heard, I saw a bit of it, but I didn't hear the entire thing.
1:25:00
Ron Pascoe: It was the most classic comments I've ever heard. He's laughing at it and saying, even President Trump made a joke about you.
1:25:08
Ron Pascoe: Yes, he's sitting there to make our reservations about it.
1:25:15
Ron Pascoe: He couldn't sign up.
1:25:16
El Guapo: That's badass. That's badass.
1:25:22
Testecleese: So, in response to what's going on, the federal government I just decided to… quote, De-escalate.
1:25:37
Testecleese: Well, they made a big deal about this de-escalation in Minnesota, right?
1:25:42
Testecleese: were pulling out a bunch of ICE agents, they brought in Tom Homan, they took Christie Noem out.
1:25:49
Testecleese: I'd just like to point out that Tom Homan, the one everyone hates now, was the one who got a medal under Obama for doing the same job.
1:25:55
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:25:56
Testecleese: Yeah, a lot of people forget about that.
1:25:59
Testecleese: But here's the best part, is before this initial surge happened.
1:26:03
Testecleese: Trump said, just help us do our job, don't get in the way.
1:26:08
Testecleese: And, you know, and enforce your local laws, and everything will be okay. And they actively resisted, so Trump brought in…
1:26:15
Testecleese: Tons of ice.
1:26:18
Testecleese: And it went from 80 ICE agents in the area, in the entire state.
1:26:25
Testecleese: And now, after we're drawing back from this agreement, not only is law enforcement… I'm sorry, from the 80 ICE agents, now there's 2,300.
1:26:35
Testecleese: Okay? Which they're okay with, because it's drawing down from what it was a week ago. But the local law enforcement will also call ICE and tell them when they have anyone who's here illegal in custody, and not only
1:26:49
Testecleese: Not just upon conviction, but after serving their jail sent… their prison sentence.
1:26:55
Testecleese: So it's like, Trump got everything he wanted and more.
1:27:00
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:27:02
Testecleese: And the Democrats are claiming win.
1:27:06
Testecleese: So, I'm…
1:27:08
Testecleese: I'm saying let him believe this, and then right as midterms come up, bring up all of this friggin' information. Like, all you'd do is knock out a fucking fight, and it would've been great, you know?
1:27:19
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:27:19
Testecleese: You ended up giving us more than we asked for in the first place.
1:27:24
El Guapo: Do they even know the difference?
1:27:26
Testecleese: Well, that's the problem, is most of these folks don't, because they don't pay enough attention.
1:27:29
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:27:31
Testecleese: But yeah, and also in response to all this…
1:27:34
Testecleese: Trump has now said, alright, we're backing off, we're backing off.
1:27:40
Testecleese: All you states that have uprisings, riots, etc, etc, etc, were not showing up to help you unless you explicitly ask us for help.
1:27:49
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's the way it should be.
1:27:52
Testecleese: Maybe.
1:27:55
Testecleese: Maybe, but I like the idea of when a hurricane tears through
1:28:00
Testecleese: rural North Carolina, the federal government be ready to help right away.
1:28:07
Testecleese: If we're not gonna do that, I'm okay with that. Let the states handle it.
1:28:11
El Guapo: Yeah, let's give it some money to do it and sell.
1:28:15
Testecleese: Not even that, I'm okay with the state just not paying the taxes into the program federally and keeping it for their own program.
1:28:20
El Guapo: Yeah, like, for a period of time, like, hey, I'll give you 2 years of free tax.
1:28:25
Testecleese: No, I'm saying… obliterate FEMA altogether.
1:28:29
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I was trying to do, is just send them money because they know how to do things better.
1:28:35
El Guapo: You know…
1:28:37
Testecleese: No.
1:28:38
Testecleese: Well, yeah, but… You get where I'm going with this.
1:28:44
El Guapo: Yeah, let the state handle their shit. They're done better.
1:28:47
Testecleese: Yeah, you know better.
1:28:48
El Guapo: Why send more people over there when it's just gonna be in the way, you know?
1:28:51
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:28:52
Testecleese: So, next time, Minneap… Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minnesota, next time you guys have a fucking riot in your streets, cause, a cop killed a black man…
1:29:01
Testecleese: Don't expect the federal government to show up in any way to help you.
1:29:05
Brian McFadden: Right. They're not gonna help you with ride control, they're not gonna help you with any of this shit.
1:29:10
Testecleese: They're not even gonna send you money to help you unless you ask for it.
1:29:15
Testecleese: Because you've made it clear you don't want their help.
1:29:18
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:29:19
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:29:20
Testecleese: So… It looks like Trump's capitulating, but I think it's more of a… Calling their bluff.
1:29:27
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:29:30
Testecleese: These states depend on federal funding, and you know it.
1:29:35
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:29:35
Testecleese: And what's crazy, it's the richest states that take the most money. And you can say, no, it's these certain areas where the poor Republicans live. Yeah, you find middle of nowhere, nowhere'sville. You're gonna find some people that need help that probably vote Republican, yes.
1:29:51
Testecleese: But they're not getting a frickin' $50 billion tax write-off, because they're taking astronauts
1:29:58
Testecleese: from the fucking space station back to Earth, you know what I mean?
1:30:04
Brian McFadden: There's a rumor going around that one of the astronauts was pregnant.
1:30:09
Testecleese: We've been up there.
1:30:11
Ron Pascoe: You're back shortly, mate. I just gotta head out.
1:30:14
Testecleese: Might not be here when you come back, but definitely try.
1:30:17
Ron Pascoe: Okay, guys. I'll chat to yous later on.
1:30:20
El Guapo: Alright, later.
1:30:20
Brian McFadden: Alright, later.
1:30:21
Testecleese: You said something about a pregnant astronaut? Yeah.
1:30:23
El Guapo: There's a gravity didn't take effect?
1:30:26
Testecleese: Well, no, did she get knocked up in orbit?
1:30:29
El Guapo: Space!
1:30:30
Brian McFadden: That's what… that's what the rumors going around.
1:30:32
El Guapo: Oh, that's why she came down.
1:30:34
Brian McFadden: The whole crew came back.
1:30:36
El Guapo: Hmm. Yeah.
1:30:38
Testecleese: I gotta admit, dude, some space sex sounds… no, zero-G sex sounds amazing.
1:30:46
Testecleese: Probably awkward, though.
1:30:48
El Guapo: Yeah, because you have to pull the torch to you, make sure they don't get away from you.
1:30:52
El Guapo: Because you're gonna push? Yeah. Pull.
1:30:54
Testecleese: Make sure you have a good grip, so you don't bend something slightly.
1:30:57
El Guapo: Get her to something so you don't fly away.
1:31:01
Testecleese: bungee cords.
1:31:03
Testecleese: What the bungee cords do.
1:31:04
El Guapo: Are you guys, are you guys into, what is it,
1:31:07
El Guapo: What's the name of the people that.
1:31:09
Brian McFadden: Bondage?
1:31:10
El Guapo: Bondage, like, this is just G0G force.
1:31:18
Testecleese: Yeah, that's the ultimate waterbed right there.
1:31:22
El Guapo: Space Force knows all about it.
1:31:24
Brian McFadden: So, CNN's been forced to report that 83% of Americans agree with Nicki Minaj over… voter IDs…
1:31:32
Testecleese: Yeah, we brought this up earlier.
1:31:34
Brian McFadden: Alright.
1:31:35
Testecleese: Yeah, it was something like 79% of Democrats even agreed.
1:31:40
Testecleese: Yeah, it was crazy numbers. Harry Enten is fun on CNN.
1:31:47
Brian McFadden: And we talked about this too, feds won't help cities.
1:31:50
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:31:51
Brian McFadden: This is what gets me, is Janine Pirro.
1:31:55
Testecleese: What, she's the AG of DC, is it?
1:31:58
El Guapo: Good.
1:31:59
Brian McFadden: Think so, yeah.
1:32:01
Testecleese: She's saying anyone who brings a gun in her district will go to jail.
1:32:06
Brian McFadden: Well, DC has the most, anti-gun laws, so…
1:32:12
Testecleese: Isn't DC federal territory?
1:32:15
El Guapo: Hello, Lynn, yeah.
1:32:17
Testecleese: So shouldn't only federal laws apply?
1:32:22
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
1:32:22
Testecleese: I don't think she has the authority to say, you can't…
1:32:26
Testecleese: keeping bare arms. And I understand the argument why you shouldn't have guns in DC.
1:32:32
El Guapo: Supreme Court, like, a while ago, about DC and the guns and stuff.
1:32:36
El Guapo: I think he won't.
1:32:37
Testecleese: That's the thing, is she act… she said something about, like, you can…
1:32:40
Testecleese: Actually, yeah, I'm sorry, what you were talking about, the Supreme Court brought up long guns.
1:32:45
El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no.
1:32:47
Testecleese: You carry a shotgun or a rifle on your back, and it was okay.
1:32:51
Testecleese: But Kiro's saying if you get picked up for speeding, and you reach over for your…
1:32:56
Testecleese: Registration, the cop sees a gun and you, you know, concealed carry.
1:33:01
Testecleese: They're going to jail.
1:33:03
Brian McFadden: She says she announced a major change… this is ChatGBT… she announced a major change in how her office prosecutes certain firearm cases under DC's strict firearm code.
1:33:16
Brian McFadden: And fire rifles and shotguns.
1:33:20
Brian McFadden: Federal prosecutors will no longer bring felony charges against those people.
1:33:24
Testecleese: There you go, frightful shotguns.
1:33:27
Brian McFadden: But her policy does not stop all gun prostitution. They're… they're still gonna do violent acts involving guns.
1:33:36
Brian McFadden: Cases where someone's already prohibited from having a firearm, and crimes involving illegal possession of firearms.
1:33:43
Testecleese: Oh, okay, well, this sounds completely different from what this article told me.
1:33:48
Brian McFadden: This article made it sound like you can't have a gun at all.
1:33:51
Testecleese: What she's saying is if you do something illegal while having a gun on you, we're gonna hit you with the maximum possible penalty for it.
1:34:00
Brian McFadden: Rut.
1:34:01
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:34:01
Testecleese: I can accept that.
1:34:04
Testecleese: No.
1:34:05
Testecleese: all the training, I've had firearms.
1:34:08
Testecleese: Never start shit if you're armed.
1:34:11
Testecleese: If there's a chance to walk away, always walk away if you're armed.
1:34:16
Brian McFadden: Because…
1:34:17
Testecleese: If you shoot someone, You will be in front of a judge.
1:34:21
Testecleese: You know?
1:34:23
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:34:24
Testecleese: Even if you are completely within your rights, you will be in front of a judge, and it's just not worth all of it. Plus, someone might die.
1:34:35
Testecleese: I thought, ugh.
1:34:37
Testecleese: Anyway, we mentioned this earlier, but
1:34:40
Testecleese: what, a drone, quote, aggressively approached a U.S.
1:34:44
Brian McFadden: And we're a crowd barrier.
1:34:47
Testecleese: Alright, and we shot it down.
1:34:50
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:34:55
Testecleese: How do we know he's Iranian?
1:34:57
Testecleese: Iranian.
1:34:59
El Guapo: I guess I went to pick it up and see what's going on.
1:35:02
Testecleese: Like, yes.
1:35:03
Testecleese: That's always got me, though, like, they'll look at the…
1:35:07
Testecleese: The wreckage, and they're like, oh, it's this, you know, whatever.
1:35:10
Testecleese: Yes, everyone has different tech, but…
1:35:13
Testecleese: don't a lot of these nations share technology? Like…
1:35:17
Testecleese: How many Russian weapons does Iran have? They couldn't have taken one apart to copy their technique?
1:35:24
Testecleese: Or learn something from it.
1:35:25
El Guapo: Well, Iranian been doing a lot of, drone, drones, selling it to Russia, to…
1:35:31
Brian McFadden: For the Ukraine war.
1:35:35
Testecleese: That sounds stupid to me.
1:35:37
El Guapo: You're just wasting your money.
1:35:40
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:35:41
Testecleese: And anyone on either side of that war is wasting their money.
1:35:46
Testecleese: Ukraine?
1:35:47
Brian McFadden: Thankfully, NATO's buying the weapons for Ukraine now, from the U.S.
1:35:52
Testecleese: Hey, at least we're not giving them away, right?
1:35:54
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:35:56
Testecleese: I'm okay with that! That was something that came up with the whole, what, no one's paying all this money, and we're paying for all of it.
1:36:04
Testecleese: And then you tell us we have to do it, but, you know, 6 months ago, you hated us for being the world police.
1:36:11
Brian McFadden: It's… yeah, they hate it when it's inconvenient for them, but when they want it, we're all about it, so…
1:36:16
Testecleese: not just all about it, but you need to, this is your job. It's like, who the fuck are you?
1:36:23
Brian McFadden: Yeah. But,
1:36:25
Brian McFadden: Iran is gonna seize, they seize foreign oil tankers accused of fuel smuggling hours before there's talks with the U.S.
1:36:35
Testecleese: Yeah, I couldn't find where these oil tankers were from.
1:36:41
Testecleese: But I found it interesting that this was…
1:36:43
Brian McFadden: Probably Shadow Tankers.
1:36:46
Testecleese: Maybe, but I thought the Shadow Tankers were theirs.
1:36:52
Testecleese: But Iran, yeah, they're due up to speak to the United States, what, I think today? Tomorrow? Yeah, it must have been today, right?
1:36:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:37:00
Testecleese: About, just in general, what's going on.
1:37:05
Testecleese: And we've been seizing tangers that have been on a list for, what, 10 years now?
1:37:11
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:37:13
Testecleese: And they go and pull this shit right before that. It sounds like… it looks like they're posturing.
1:37:18
Brian McFadden: Of course they are.
1:37:23
Testecleese: at some point, at some point, they have to realize that talking trash ain't gonna fuckin' win them.
1:37:31
El Guapo: You know what I mean?
1:37:33
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:37:35
Testecleese: Well then, you know what, then? Maybe we do need to sink half their fucking fleet again.
1:37:40
El Guapo: Approach.
1:37:40
Testecleese: What would Iran do? What would happen in Iran if the United States sank half their navy?
1:37:47
El Guapo: Proportion, of course.
1:37:49
Testecleese: Proportionate response, obviously.
1:37:52
Testecleese: Don't fuck with America's boats.
1:37:55
Testecleese: But, like…
1:37:56
Testecleese: If we just wiped out the last frickin', like, 20 years of development they've done in their Navy.
1:38:04
Testecleese: Are they still gonna talk shit like they're gonna end the United States?
1:38:08
El Guapo: Yeah. The other wheel.
1:38:11
Testecleese: Or… okay, does your average citizen say, what the fuck are you guys doing? Like, they can come in and wipe you out at any point, they keep showing you this over and over again.
1:38:21
Testecleese: Maybe that's why they shut it from the internet, is not just so that we can't see what's happening there, but they can't realize what the fuck is happening in the real world.
1:38:28
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:38:33
Testecleese: What else we got?
1:38:36
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:38:36
Brian McFadden: Well, the START treaty's dead.
1:38:39
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't give a shit.
1:38:41
Testecleese: No, I don't. Oh, there's no restrictions on how many nuclear weapons the United States and Russia are gonna have. We already have enough nuclear weapons to destroy the planet.
1:38:51
Testecleese: More times than matters, in terms of life on the planet.
1:38:56
Testecleese: I don't give a sh… Oh, they could build more nukes. Who cares?
1:39:05
Brian McFadden: And, senator Dan Sullivan secured Antarctic defense deal amid, See no Russia threats.
1:39:14
Brian McFadden: That must be about Greenland.
1:39:16
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:39:18
Testecleese: Well, yeah, it's funny.
1:39:20
Brian McFadden: Because that was the first thing I thought, too. I was like, oh, this is obviously why…
1:39:23
Testecleese: We've been talking about Greenland.
1:39:26
Testecleese: The Chinese and the Russians have been running
1:39:28
Testecleese: many, many operations right near Alaska.
1:39:32
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:39:32
Testecleese: Like, just in the Arctic Circle in general.
1:39:36
Testecleese: And… That's why we need a stronghold in the Arctic Circle. Besides Alaska, we need another
1:39:43
Testecleese: You know, we got it.
1:39:45
Testecleese: And it looks like, just like what happened with Minnesota, it happened with Greenland, right?
1:39:50
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:39:51
Testecleese: really getting what we wanted out of this. It was a place to frickin' set up a military base, and… and got mineral rights!
1:39:59
Brian McFadden: Nice.
1:40:00
Testecleese: So now we don't even have to pay for the fucking property, but we can pull anything worth anything out of it.
1:40:05
Brian McFadden: I like it.
1:40:06
Testecleese: Yeah, we offered you a better deal, like, you know?
1:40:11
Testecleese: You get to err- you get to own the, empty husk after we pull the corn out, you know?
1:40:15
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:40:16
El Guapo: Oh, like, you own the cow, but I get to milk it whenever I want.
1:40:19
Testecleese: Exactly! Yeah, the cow is yours, you get to feed the cow and clean up after it, but I get all the milk.
1:40:28
Testecleese: And Trump's talking about making a deal with Cuba.
1:40:32
Brian McFadden: Yeah, to provide, support for them, since Venezuela and Russia ain't providing them with support anymore.
1:40:39
Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because Cuba was in there with Maduro when it happened.
1:40:45
Testecleese: And this… this could turn things around, in terms of, our relationship with Cuba, if they finally…
1:40:53
Testecleese: It's like, fuck.
1:40:55
Testecleese: You know, like… Maybe we should stop… You know, hating these guys.
1:41:02
Testecleese: Because, I mean, technically, legally, you can buy Cuban goods now, right?
1:41:07
Brian McFadden: I'm doing.
1:41:08
Testecleese: I… okay, some things. I know you can get Cuban cigars.
1:41:12
El Guapo: Wow.
1:41:13
Testecleese: Used to be a big deal. Thank you, exactly. Why? There weren't even that… don't get me wrong, they were nice.
1:41:20
Brian McFadden: They were back in the day, but…
1:41:22
Testecleese: No, yeah.
1:41:23
Brian McFadden: All the Cuban girls.
1:41:25
Testecleese: cars out there.
1:41:25
Brian McFadden: All, well, all the Cuban growers took the leave when Cuba became communist, when Castro took over, and fled to other parts in South America.
1:41:34
El Guapo: No, you can get…
1:41:35
Brian McFadden: member in Cuba for.
1:41:35
El Guapo: Nicaragua… I mean, not Nicaragua, Costa Rica and Miami.
1:41:41
Testecleese: Yeah, you get some good stuff out of, actually, Florida, which I was surprised when I tried some of that.
1:41:47
Testecleese: Because I saw you, like, you know, flirt, I was like, really?
1:41:50
Testecleese: And it was… it was decent, you know?
1:41:52
El Guapo: Even Connecticut got some.
1:41:54
Testecleese: Yeah, it's a different kind of tobacco leaf, that's more of a cigarette tobacco.
1:41:58
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:42:00
Testecleese: But, like, I got some stuff out of Texas once.
1:42:02
Testecleese: I can't… I wish I could remember the name of them.
1:42:05
Testecleese: But I bought, like, a 5-pack little box thing.
1:42:09
Testecleese: Man, they were delicious, smooth smoke, it didn't, you know…
1:42:13
Testecleese: Make me want to sneeze and cough, just, you know…
1:42:16
El Guapo: Yeah, you're just holding your mouth for release.
1:42:18
Testecleese: Yeah, and it didn't… yeah, it was delicious, and it didn't burn.
1:42:22
Testecleese: And it didn't burn for 3 hours, like some of them darker ones, you know what I mean?
1:42:29
Brian McFadden: And everybody's freaking out about the FBI's ballot seizure in Fulton County in Georgia.
1:42:36
Testecleese: Yeah, it… This pisses me off.
1:42:41
Testecleese: No, they made a big fucking deal about this, what was it, like, a year ago, when Christy Noem showed up the first time?
1:42:48
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:42:49
Testecleese: They go, why is she there? Well, we need Department of Homeland Security.
1:42:55
Testecleese: And now they're following up, seizing this shit. Maybe that's why Homeland Security was there.
1:43:01
Testecleese: It's just… connect the… Dots!
1:43:08
Testecleese: Sorry, it just seems so obvious to me. That's why Kristi Noema was there.
1:43:11
Testecleese: If they're seizing these Balboards, they're saying Venezuela was involved in swaying the election, I guess is the new claim?
1:43:19
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:43:20
Testecleese: Yeah, which…
1:43:22
Testecleese: I'm gonna admit, sounds an awful lot like Russia, Russia, Russia, but weren't these machines made in Venezuela?
1:43:28
El Guapo: Yeah, like, usually they project some, you know, the Democrats.
1:43:33
El Guapo: Whatever they're telling you, whatever they're accusing you, that's what they're doing.
1:43:38
Testecleese: You know, it's funny, because you bring that up.
1:43:40
Testecleese: I brought up, Saul Lenske's Rules for Radicals several times on the show.
1:43:46
Testecleese: Hillary Clinton quoted him all the time on her campaign for president.
1:43:52
Testecleese: All the time, she was quoting Rules for Radicals.
1:43:56
Testecleese: And it specifically says, if you're doing something dirty, accuse your opponent of doing it before you get caught.
1:44:06
Testecleese: Because then, everyone already suspects these guys, and then they bring forward evidence of you doing it.
1:44:13
Testecleese: And it's like, oh, this is tainted, it's, oh, it's retaliatory, you know, it's political attacks, you know?
1:44:22
Testecleese: I didn't realize… I didn't see what Guapo said, I'm here to listen, I just…
1:44:28
El Guapo: Yeah, that was urban.
1:44:29
Testecleese: crashing fucking dot on my,
1:44:31
Testecleese: Screen in the background, it's driving me nuts.
1:44:34
Brian McFadden: I know, I know, I had to get rid of it, too.
1:44:38
Brian McFadden: He got done eating, so now he couldn't resist to join in.
1:44:42
Testecleese: Bam!
1:44:43
Testecleese: I have my own.
1:44:44
Brian McFadden: And do you see where, this guy that Jill Biden's ex-husband was charged for murder with his current wife?
1:44:52
El Guapo: The Jill ex-husband?
1:44:54
Brian McFadden: Yep. Yeah.
1:44:55
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:44:55
Testecleese: Yeah… yeah, I… and yes, this is a big deal.
1:45:00
Testecleese: You know, murder's always a big deal, but why did this make national news?
1:45:04
El Guapo: Because…
1:45:05
Brian McFadden: So he was Joe Biden's ex-husband.
1:45:09
Testecleese: Who cares?
1:45:10
El Guapo: Yeah, that's all. Nobody cares. Nobody… I think you only make, like, 5 seconds news, they're like, okay, whatever.
1:45:15
Testecleese: Actually, I think the biggest thing to bring out of that entire story…
1:45:19
Testecleese: Is that she was married to this man.
1:45:24
Testecleese: met Joe Biden and left her husband for Joe.
1:45:29
Testecleese: That's not a part of the story that everyone knows, but it is true, you can look this up. She left her… she left this man…
1:45:34
Testecleese: to marry Joe Biden.
1:45:37
El Guapo: Mother woman, what can I say?
1:45:39
Testecleese: Joe's a homewrecker!
1:45:42
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:45:43
El Guapo: No, no, no, she…
1:45:45
Testecleese: I don't appreciate homewreckers, dude.
1:45:47
El Guapo: Well, the wife died in that car accident, remember? The kid.
1:45:51
Brian McFadden: Oh, this was… that was his wife!
1:45:53
Testecleese: That was Joe's wife, but Jill, that he's married to now, left the man.
1:45:58
Brian McFadden: I love her.
1:45:58
Testecleese: married to.
1:45:59
El Guapo: Oh, you're talking about Joe Biden as a home wrecker, yeah.
1:46:02
Testecleese: Yeah, Joe's a homewrecker!
1:46:04
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:46:06
Brian McFadden: Maybe we should stop using AI to create images for paper photos and magazines.
1:46:15
Testecleese: That's made up.
1:46:16
Brian McFadden: problem for AI, you will never get…
1:46:19
Brian McFadden: actual five fingers on a photo if you ask for it in AI right now. They cannot do it.
1:46:26
Testecleese: They'll get better. There is better tech out there, but Vogue is using bad tech, apparently.
1:46:32
Testecleese: But, yeah…
1:46:33
Brian McFadden: Or how about just have an artist do it yourself, you know, and stop using AI? Go the cheap route.
1:46:38
Testecleese: How about you use the fucking photograph you took instead of photoshopping it, and then telling us you didn't Photoshop it?
1:46:46
Testecleese: You just use fl…
1:46:47
Brian McFadden: AI to fix this shit, to make it look like the way you wanted it.
1:46:52
Testecleese: And Ariana Grande's got an extra finger on the cover of Vogue magazine for a couple hundred issues. What… what is that thing gonna be worth in, 5 years?
1:47:01
Testecleese: Only less than a couple hundred issues that were sent out.
1:47:05
Brian McFadden: A lot of money.
1:47:07
Testecleese: I say that, but who actually gets a physical copy of Vogue these days?
1:47:13
Testecleese: Do you know anyone who gets a… a regular… who… I say a regular. I was about to say regular and periodical in the same.
1:47:21
El Guapo: Newspapers and magazines, nobody.
1:47:23
Testecleese: Yeah, who gets a periodical delivery?
1:47:27
El Guapo: Daily…
1:47:29
Testecleese: Really, you actually get, like, a newspaper delivered to your home.
1:47:32
Brian McFadden: Now I get a magazine delivered.
1:47:35
El Guapo: My Amazon… everybody get Amazon nowadays.
1:47:38
Testecleese: Okay, I was gonna say, I get…
1:47:41
Testecleese: a gun rights… a gun mag every month, but that's because, I'm a lifetime… or the wife's a lifetime NRA member.
1:47:51
Testecleese: But that's the only, like, publication we get in written form.
1:47:56
Brian McFadden: I get a VMW magazine, I get a Cruising World magazine.
1:48:00
Testecleese: See, that just seems like a waste of money to print it, dude.
1:48:04
Brian McFadden: I prefer printed stuff. I don't like reading books on Kindle. I want to get a physical book and read it.
1:48:11
Testecleese: That's cause you're a thousand, and I get it.
1:48:14
Testecleese: I like physical copies, too, because
1:48:17
Testecleese: When shit hits the fan, you're not gonna be able to check your phone for that survival guide that you downloaded, you know what I mean?
1:48:23
Brian McFadden: It not even hits the fan.
1:48:25
Testecleese: You're out in the woods.
1:48:27
Testecleese: No signal. I can't get to my survival guide, you know what I mean?
1:48:31
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:48:31
El Guapo: Oh, you wanna take a shit? You can read a magazine.
1:48:35
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly, you're gonna take a dump in the middle of the woods.
1:48:40
Testecleese: What leaf here is safe to wipe my ass with?
1:48:45
Testecleese: Trust me.
1:48:46
Brian McFadden: Alright, well, this is,
1:48:48
Testecleese: Venus.
1:48:48
Brian McFadden: Ray shared this article. Woman kills husband, cuts off his genitals, then goes shopping. Did she go shopping with his genitals?
1:48:56
El Guapo: No, I think she did… I don't know, but it was just funny, like…
1:49:00
El Guapo: I think she's Hispanic, too, like, damn, you're gonna date those crazy chicks.
1:49:05
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you say that, man, but…
1:49:09
Brian McFadden: Some people like crazy. Gotta love them big booty Latinas.
1:49:12
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:49:13
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, we already used that show title, can't use it again.
1:49:17
Testecleese: No, but…
1:49:18
Brian McFadden: That actually got us a lot of, lists last month.
1:49:21
El Guapo: Oh, you could put an Ice Be Hotter…
1:49:25
Testecleese: I'm just saying, there's a whole lot of gorgeous women coming out of Latin America.
1:49:31
El Guapo: Yes, sir All the.
1:49:32
Testecleese: There's some serious hobgoblins, too.
1:49:36
Brian McFadden: Melania Trump's documentary, and it's actually made $7 million in the box office.
1:49:43
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't give a shit. I didn't know this was happening.
1:49:47
Testecleese: I didn't.
1:49:47
Brian McFadden: Apparently, it's only, like, 45 minutes long, and the critics all panned it and hated it, but…
1:49:54
El Guapo: Of course.
1:49:55
Brian McFadden: I got supporters that will pay money to go to the movie theater and see shit like this, so…
1:50:00
Testecleese: What's the documentary about if it's only 45 minutes?
1:50:04
El Guapo: by the First Lady.
1:50:04
Brian McFadden: Couple of days in her life.
1:50:08
Testecleese: Oh, okay, so modern day, not her entire life as a migrant supermodel.
1:50:12
Brian McFadden: No.
1:50:12
Testecleese: Mary, Lord.
1:50:13
Brian McFadden: One of the.
1:50:13
Testecleese: 100.
1:50:14
Brian McFadden: I think it's since he got… he got re-elected as president, type deal.
1:50:22
Testecleese: Yeah, honestly, I really don't give a fuck what a day in the life of the First Lady is, like…
1:50:29
Testecleese: I don't know, I guess if it's 45 minutes, I might watch it if it was, like, re-streaming?
1:50:34
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:50:37
Testecleese: But I wouldn't… I wouldn't pay to watch that, you know what I mean?
1:50:42
Testecleese: Would you?
1:50:43
Brian McFadden: You, you paid to watch I Got Big Balls.
1:50:47
El Guapo: Hey, guys, I gotta go, I gotta go. Later.
1:50:49
Brian McFadden: What do you… alright.
1:50:50
Testecleese: What do you mean, I got… For I Got Big Balls.
1:50:55
Brian McFadden: Wasn't that, like, a… a… a… Who did that movie?
1:51:01
Brian McFadden: It was the streamer that did it. Tim, not Tim Walls, One of the YouTubers.
1:51:11
Testecleese: Oh, the Daily Wire thing.
1:51:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah…
1:51:15
Testecleese: Yeah, big balls, the… the… the… the men that joined the women's basketball league.
1:51:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:51:22
Testecleese: I didn't do it just for that, there was actually a bunch of stuff I wanted to watch, so I subscribed for one month.
1:51:28
Testecleese: Then canceled. Which I'm thinking about doing again, because they just released their new, Prime Merlin series.
1:51:35
Testecleese: Oh, the rise of Merlin or whatever?
1:51:38
Brian McFadden: No, go ahead.
1:51:39
Testecleese: So I'm… I'm curious about that one. It's got, Brett Cooper in it.
1:51:43
Testecleese: And she left Daily Wire, like, a year ago.
1:51:49
Brian McFadden: I think that's our shit.
1:51:51
Testecleese: I think it is, and actually, I was getting ready to do that, but…
1:51:55
Testecleese: I got distracted by Guapo rolling out on us.
1:51:59
Audio shared by Testecleese: Well, yeah, I think that's our, ship right here.
1:52:02
Testecleese: Turned off.
1:52:03
Brian McFadden: Vulu.