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College Kids Will Be Home Soon · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Now first morning show in Boston, Billie and Lisa in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. It's just a great start to my day
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  Speaker 1: on kids.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good morning everybody, and a happy Monday to you.
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  Speaker 2: Today is May eleventh. It's the start of a brand
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  Speaker 2: new week.
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  Speaker 3: This week. Yeah, big week, big week across the board. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: you've got a book club events.
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  Speaker 1: This is a big week. This is the Jenna bush
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  Speaker 1: Hager Emma Brody book Club week. It's Wednesday night at
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  Speaker 1: the Newberry Hotel. It is completely full and.
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  Speaker 2: The Today's Show camera it's come to exactly, come on,
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  Speaker 2: let's go.
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  Speaker 1: I finished the book this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: I one day I.
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  Speaker 1: Binge books like this is Yeah, it's like watching a
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  Speaker 1: movie or watching a show for me, you get all
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  Speaker 1: into it. So I ran seven miles and then I
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  Speaker 1: sat and I read my book for eight hours.
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  Speaker 3: That's a full day, right there.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of reading.
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  Speaker 4: That's a full day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a lot.
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  Speaker 4: It is a good feeling when you finish the book.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a new reader, so I know I'm fresh with
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  Speaker 4: that feeling.
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  Speaker 1: I closed the book. I had a good cry at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the book. I don't want to give
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  Speaker 1: it away, but yes, and then I messaged the author
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  Speaker 1: and I said I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So big week, ye book club, and.
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  Speaker 1: We have raising a reader. We're hosting that galap together
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  Speaker 1: on Thursday night.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so we go into the Newbury Hotel.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not at the Newbery. Okay, Bill, it was
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  Speaker 1: last year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we hosted together.
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  Speaker 4: Oh nice, big reader.
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  Speaker 1: You are dinner with an author. So authors are you know,
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  Speaker 1: at each table? It's an interesting concept.
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  Speaker 4: Well you have the king right there, Bill Costa.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he was an author last year.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, yes, I was.
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  Speaker 1: You were a featured author.
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  Speaker 2: My book was on full display I know. Yep, center stage,
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  Speaker 2: a taste of Boston.
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  Speaker 1: And they gave me the Champion Award last year.
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  Speaker 2: Yes they did. That was a fun event. So where
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  Speaker 2: are we going Thursday night? I should probably.
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  Speaker 1: I actually, to be perfect, I don't know either.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was the Newbury Hotel.
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  Speaker 2: I asked you the other day and you said, yes, No,
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  Speaker 2: my events at the Newberry on this day.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but Thursday, I don't know. I think we need
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  Speaker 1: to check that so we know.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'd love if it's in like Cape Cod.
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  Speaker 2: If it's in Cape Cod, I'm gonna come down with
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  Speaker 2: a hunt of ours. I'm just saying that whole thing
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  Speaker 2: is let me ask you something. Wherever it is we're
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  Speaker 2: going Thursday night, does it involve Storo Drive, Because if
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  Speaker 2: it does, we're not getting home.
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  Speaker 3: We should just get a room.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm glad you mentioned that because today it starts
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  Speaker 1: starting at eight pm every night into August through five am.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to be working on repairing cement, you know, the.
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  Speaker 2: Ceilings of the overpasses and the bumbling see.
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  Speaker 3: To me, that's the biggest story in the world right now.
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  Speaker 1: Well it is because there's a lot of shows and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sporting guns over there.
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  Speaker 2: Away a little message to the planners of this store
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  Speaker 2: Drive shutdown.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have to choose the.
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  Speaker 2: Two hundred and fiftieth I know and Sail Boston and
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  Speaker 2: World Cup to.
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  Speaker 3: Shut down Star Drive for the entire summer?
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  Speaker 1: Again, it starts at eight o'clock at night through five am, and.
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  Speaker 2: People are coming in from all over the world and
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  Speaker 2: they're going to be stuck on store drives.
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  Speaker 1: Right, You're gonna have to make your way over to
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  Speaker 1: Memorial Drive and then loop back around over the Longfellow Bridge.
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  Speaker 4: It was already going to be a mess. Anyway, just
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  Speaker 4: add to.
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  Speaker 1: It away from that area.
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  Speaker 3: That's my point.
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  Speaker 2: Just imagine how bad just having World Cup and the
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and fiftieth and Sail Boston. Now you throw
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  Speaker 2: in we're closing Star Drive If that's not genius.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I have an update here for you guys. It's
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  Speaker 4: at the Mandarin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, great, I'm on the website.
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  Speaker 4: Oh there you are, BILLI and Lisa there were the
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  Speaker 4: Mandarin's beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Oh the Mandarin is a beautiful hotel.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Is that the one you go and to use
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  Speaker 4: their spa when you're not staying Walk in right, Lisa?
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  Speaker 1: He does, he does.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I had a total green light membership to the Boston
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  Speaker 2: Harbor Spa and.
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  Speaker 1: Fitness out Okay, but not the Man Well, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of hotelson But you know, the Mandarin does have a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful spot.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, it's one of the best spas in the city.
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  Speaker 4: Look at the lineup here. Oh you got Dan Shaughnessy
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  Speaker 4: is going to be there, Benentania Mesre, Hank Philippi, Ryan,
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  Speaker 4: Caroline Kipness, Caroline Kepnes. Wow, pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Is Jody Pico there?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she's there. Celestang is there for the
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  Speaker 1: first time. Okay, yeah, we've got some amazing authors.
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  Speaker 4: That's good. I like that they chose the picture of
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  Speaker 4: Bill where he's where he's pointing at the camera. Oh really,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I never have any control over the Riley's
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  Speaker 4: my camera on there.
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  Speaker 2: It is looking at you kid.
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  Speaker 4: At least. How is Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 1: It was good, And we drove down to Providence because
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  Speaker 1: Max's has like a final exams this week, so we
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  Speaker 1: couldn't leave, but he took us. He took me out
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  Speaker 1: to lunch, which was lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he.
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  Speaker 1: Pays, he did. He tutors. Good for him, so he
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  Speaker 1: makes some money on the side tutoring and yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: was able to pick up lunch.
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  Speaker 3: So you and Riley drove down.
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  Speaker 1: We did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw your pictures on you.
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  Speaker 1: It was really fun. Yeah. We walked around the Brown
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  Speaker 1: campus and I loaded in a lot of his stuff
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  Speaker 1: out of his dorm room.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's right.
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  Speaker 2: As of Wednesday, he's done. He'll officially be a sophomore.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: He'll come here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he's going to be at home this summer.
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  Speaker 1: He's working at Woods Hill as a food runner. And
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  Speaker 1: then he's he's actually got a really fun like finance
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  Speaker 1: internship with a company that's doing like a startup thing.
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  Speaker 3: So oh cool.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he's going to be a money guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's looking into it money. He's going to be helping
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  Speaker 1: them out.
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  Speaker 2: In you know what, He'll be the science of money. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: because he's big on science. Yes, justin.
• 6:07
  Speaker 3: You're gonna update us on the cheese steak drama.
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  Speaker 4: The steak and cheese great, we had a steak and cheese. Well,
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  Speaker 4: she had a steak and cheese. I got a different
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  Speaker 4: kind of sub. I got a huge sub though. Saturday night.
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  Speaker 4: I posted a picture on my Instagram. She was so happy.
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  Speaker 4: Ye wow, had no she got a steak and cheese.
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  Speaker 4: I got a It was like a chicken palm with
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  Speaker 4: vodka sauce. It was delicious. I ate the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: Some mozzarella sticks. I ate all of my daughters tater tots.
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  Speaker 3: So you had a chicken palm sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: Yes and sticks and yes, oh yeah yes. And then
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  Speaker 4: dessert at home. Dessert there was like a cake cake
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  Speaker 4: thing okay at home that I ate when I when
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  Speaker 4: I got home. But it was great. She was so
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  Speaker 4: happy to have her steak in cheese.
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  Speaker 3: For Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Michelle and I got dual stretch sessions from Jenna.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Stretch Strategy by Jenna. That's my stretch girl. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: came to I. Well, I got Bill. Remember I got
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  Speaker 4: Billy the gift card, so he finally.
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  Speaker 3: Used it as a Christmas person from Justin.
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  Speaker 4: He used my Christmas gift to buy his wife Michelle's
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  Speaker 4: Mother's Day gift in true Billy fashion. I respect it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 2: I got to tell you what's the official name of
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  Speaker 2: Jenna's company, because people, if she's done nothing else for
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  Speaker 2: yourself once in your life, at least go see Jenna.
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  Speaker 4: It's Stretch Strategy by Jenna. She's in Wyndham Operate off
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  Speaker 4: Exit three in Sea Wicks and Studios. She has a
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  Speaker 4: studio there. She also teaches them. Yeah, but she has
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  Speaker 4: house calls too. When she came to Bill's house, Michelle,
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  Speaker 4: his wife Lisa was sending me videos. They had the dogs,
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  Speaker 4: They had the pups in the in the gym or
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  Speaker 4: the area where he was being stretched. Yeah, Luna jumping
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  Speaker 4: all over Bill while being stretched, and she was.
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  Speaker 3: On my chest as I'm being was that relaxing? It
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  Speaker 3: was fine? Okay? She's a hot ticket. That's a little creature. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: drives it takes crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen a living thing with more confidence than Luna.
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  Speaker 3: She has no fear.
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  Speaker 2: She's totally confident in her skin. And it's just crazy
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  Speaker 2: and it drives Titus nuts.
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  Speaker 4: And it's cool though the Titus doesn't He doesn't get
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  Speaker 4: angry towards Luna at all.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they played, They play really rough because she has
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  Speaker 2: no fear.
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  Speaker 3: But then every so often Titus just looks at me
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  Speaker 3: and says, is she leaving on a time soon?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Is this a permanent thing? Like what is going on here? No,
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  Speaker 2: she's like a crazy little thing. But anyway, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: was Mother's Day. We had a ball and then we
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  Speaker 2: went to her mom's house and spent some time yesterday
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  Speaker 2: with their mom. So yeah, it was a great mother's
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  Speaker 2: Day and hopefully everybody had a great mother's day.
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  Speaker 3: The sun was.
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  Speaker 4: Out, well, it was out in the afternoon, and then
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  Speaker 4: it rained at like five o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that it was raining up near you. It
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  Speaker 1: didn't rain on us.
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  Speaker 4: Did a baseball game in the backyard rained out?
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: Ooh, something else that happened over the weekend. The mush
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  Speaker 3: is alive.
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  Speaker 2: The second I got behind the Boston Fleet and called
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  Speaker 2: them my team, they were knocked outling like instantly.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing to me.
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  Speaker 4: I guess we're not going this season.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, we're planning on going to a playoff game.
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  Speaker 3: Not happening this year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy from the Planet Fitness Kiss one Away Studios.
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  Speaker 1: We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome back. Shout out to comedian Shane Gillis.
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  Speaker 2: He spent the entire weekend in Boston. He had three
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  Speaker 2: shows in the TV Garden and he set a new
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  Speaker 2: TV Garden record three nights, a total of fifty one
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  Speaker 2: thousand people highest attended multi night event at the TD Garden.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy left it all off the Garden.
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  Speaker 2: He really did, because he hopped a plane and flew
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  Speaker 2: directly to Los Angeles to host the Kevin Hart Roast.
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  Speaker 1: And what did you think?
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  Speaker 7: Mmm?
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  Speaker 2: I thought, it's like you said, he left it all
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  Speaker 2: in the Garden because its.
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  Speaker 1: Energy level wasn't He seemed unprepared.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't blame him.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, three nights in the Garden, then he just
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  Speaker 2: flies lands and gets there and starts reading from a prompter.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't think he was very prepared. Last night,
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  Speaker 4: Billy made a really good point. It was almost like
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  Speaker 4: he was reading the jokes for the first time. He
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  Speaker 4: kind of was like a little bit off. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: he's very funny by the way. I feel like everybody
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  Speaker 4: I know was at the Shane Gillis show one of
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  Speaker 4: the shows this weekend. Oh yeah, everybody. One of the
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  Speaker 4: funniest guys on the planet. But yeah, some of the
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  Speaker 4: jokes kind of fell flat. I think he just took
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  Speaker 4: on too much. Well, it's great about Shane though, is
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  Speaker 4: he he laughs at himself. Yeah, when the jokes fell flat,
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  Speaker 4: he kind of just laughs it off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I thought Tom Brady was good.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that was I thought one of the best parts.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Was it a total surprise that Brady show up. I
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  Speaker 2: mean they probably played it like a surprise, but obviously.
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  Speaker 4: They it was obviously all planned. You know, the rock
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  Speaker 4: came out it as a surprise as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's play a Shane Gillis when he took
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  Speaker 2: the mic last night for.
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  Speaker 8: This Welcome to the Roast of Kevin Hart Live in
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  Speaker 8: Los Angeles, where we're here to celebrate a guy we
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  Speaker 8: used to like in a city that was once important.
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  Speaker 4: Kevin'll be out a minute.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sure he's backstage shadow boxing or doing a group
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  Speaker 8: prayer or whatever he does. I'm your extremely white host
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  Speaker 8: Shane Gillis, see what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: It seemed like he was seeing the joke and the
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  Speaker 3: prompter for the first time.
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  Speaker 4: It's a great point. I one hundred percent agree, and
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  Speaker 4: I had that. I felt it was off when I
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  Speaker 4: was watching it live and you said that, I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but he was tired three nights.
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  Speaker 3: No, I gotta tell you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a huge Shane Gillis fan, so you know, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just feeling bad for him. I don't think he had
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  Speaker 2: enough time to prepare it. It's a massive show. It
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  Speaker 2: was live on Netflix.
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  Speaker 4: Well think about this. It was in LA he did
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  Speaker 4: Saturday Night, right, and so he must have slept here
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  Speaker 4: and then jumped on a flight, so you have jet lag. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he's probably a little.
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  Speaker 2: Diet from Shane Gillison his opening remarks to Usher, who
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: used one of his songs to roast Kevin Hart.
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  Speaker 5: Watching Kevin a the same Nobody show had to do
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  Speaker 5: a roast to stamp chokes cracking.
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  Speaker 3: Like roos, to look at what bunny just to.
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  Speaker 4: You Jack.
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  Speaker 3: Did tell you know you could?
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  Speaker 5: Didn't we about to roast too?
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  Speaker 9: Done with him?
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: Baby sex and baby shoes?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you know that shoe yo movie shoe too.
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  Speaker 5: Way down, son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody had a funny Kevin Heart joke about the fact
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  Speaker 2: that he's five to one. They said, you know, Prince
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: was five too. He was very sure too, but he
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  Speaker 2: had talent.
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  Speaker 4: It was all short jokes, uh, kind of borderline racist jokes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's kind of the same joke over.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I enjoyed some parts of it. It was nothing
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  Speaker 4: compared to the Brady roast.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I still thought Brady did a good job.
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  Speaker 1: That was when he came out, like, you're still waiting
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  Speaker 1: for me? Yeah, you've been here for two years.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's funny because I didn't see Tom Brady coming.
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  Speaker 2: But Kevin Hart grabbed the mic. He started taking shots
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  Speaker 2: of Tom Brady, comparing his roaster to Tom Brady's ROAs
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  Speaker 2: Dan Well outwalks Tom Brady, I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 5: Tell you right now, it's gonna be way better than
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  Speaker 5: Tom Brady, gros way better.
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever shut up? Have you even left the.
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  Speaker 11: Forum or have you just been here screaming into that
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  Speaker 11: mic the last two years, waiting for daddy to come home. Well,
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  Speaker 11: unlike your real dad, I actually showed up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you son of them. I do have a few words.
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  Speaker 11: For you before I returned to my affairs in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wait, I'm not.
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  Speaker 11: Supposed to talk about affairs in Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: I think I broke another rule.
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  Speaker 2: That was a big scandal for Kevin Hart this past year, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: It was it was several years ago, long ago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Also he had the d U I he got arrested
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  Speaker 4: or he crashed the car that was in there too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And in the tiny little NBA Jersey.
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  Speaker 3: Brady then went after some of the roasters on stage.
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  Speaker 11: You got Sheryl Underwood, Big Jay Oakerson, name Lynn.
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  Speaker 7: Who are these people and how did they get here?
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  Speaker 7: I thought they shut down Spirit Airlines? And what happened
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  Speaker 7: to Nicki Glazer?
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  Speaker 12: She looks like, oh my bad, Sorry, Chelsea.
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  Speaker 2: I thought the Spirit Airlines joke was one of the
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  Speaker 2: best lines of the night.
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  Speaker 4: That was a good joke. That was a good joke,
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  Speaker 4: and it is funny because Nicki Glazer didn't do this
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  Speaker 4: roast and something got Chelsea handle It was very funny.
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  Speaker 4: But she had her breasts out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness did Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Man, it was like Sidney Sweeney times five. Really was
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: whoa man? Lizzo showed up to roast Kevin Hart, but
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  Speaker 2: also took shots at Shane Gillis.
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  Speaker 10: Shane Gillis, thank you for that introduction.
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  Speaker 5: You look good.
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  Speaker 10: You've been chasing your beer with milk, Shaney Gillis. Look
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  Speaker 10: like somebody's trying to truw buzz light here from memory.
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  Speaker 10: I just made that one up on the spot, Shane.
• 15:40
  Speaker 10: I wrote you a song in case nobody told you today.
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  Speaker 3: You're special.
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  Speaker 2: I thought Lizzo was actually pretty funny. Yeah, because it's
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: not her thing. Comedy is not her thing.
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  Speaker 4: Really was it was pretty good. Lizzo was pretty good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Pete Davidson was there as a roaster and he grabbed
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  Speaker 3: the mic as well. What's left of Lizzos here? Either
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: that or Eddie Murphy just premiered the newest clump.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Perklele.
• 16:14
  Speaker 11: Lizzo mostly dates men but identifies as lg BBQ.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Anyway, a lot of crazy jokes last night, well, a
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: lot of it.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: We can't play.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I mentioned that it was real.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: It was filthy yeah, it was beep.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I think Jeff Ross is hilarious, the Rosemaster
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: General and Kevin Hart and his closing statement rattled off
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: all of his sponsors at once.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Check it out.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: I want to give a shout out to all my partners,
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: all of my ecosystem, the people that make the world
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: of kept hard, go around, authentic brands.
• 16:52
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• 16:52
  Speaker 5: I love you Burn boot Camp, I love you C
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  Speaker 5: JP Morgan, Chase, michelob NBC, Universal, Qatar Airways, Shark, Nitcher, Serious, exim, Sony,
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: Sweat Golf, Taco Bell, Verizon, Via, Hustle, and of course
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: my partner's here Netflix. These are words that you would
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: never say because you guys are losers.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: That's a long list.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Boy, Billy, he put you in shame, shame, you're a
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: plug king like wow wow.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: That was part of its arrangement. I bet oh, I
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: bet he said.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I got to take the last couple of minutes to
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: thank all of my clients, all of my sponsors, A.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Lot of celebrities in the crowd too. Oh yeah, just
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: on the on the stage.
• 17:36
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: The rock made a surprise appearance. At least that's the
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: way they played it.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: But I'm sure they knew the Rock was cominge entrance.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was pretty good. Well, they have
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: a close relationship, the Rock and Kevin Hart.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: That seems authentic to me.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is what is the Rock taking? If you
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: had to guess, Oh.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: But the minute he came out, I thought of you.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not. I look nothing like that.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but I mean he's jacked, he's ripped.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I mean his head is much smaller than it used
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: to be. What does that mean smaller? Yeah, I'm not
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: sure he has he has actually shunk down. Yeah, so
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: he must be taking less testosterone.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I mean he's shredded in every way. Yeah, it looks good,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you. I mean I think he looks good.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but they took a lot of shots at him.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Well you know, but then again, it's a roast. That's
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: what's expected, right.
• 18:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: It's on Netflix. You can go watch it. It's about
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: two and a half hours long. And again it's very vulgar.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: You know, Oh man, it is so vulgar. I mean
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: they don't hold back at all. Now, personal stories, personal scandals.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Family. They go after family.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Don't you remember during the Brady roast that was like.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Well the jizzel jokes? Yeah, yeah, I know.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: There was even a Charlie Kirk joke. Oh, Pete Davis,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Oh I missed that. Really? Yeah, they really pushed the
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: bond is there?
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Whoa?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: It was good and Brady let me. I gotta get
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: to Brady. He was good. What happened to Nicky Glazer?
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: She looks like, oh my bad, sorry, Chelsea.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Billy and Lisa. Now the entertainment updates with a Billy
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: constap on Kiss Runaway. Oh, it's going to be starting
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: soon as Bill takes his seat.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was preparing. I was preparing for the show.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: It's the big Monday show.
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Anyway, A lot going on in the entertainment.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: First, I want to start with the talkbacks for Olivia
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Rodrigo tickets. They are more in demand today than they
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: were even last week.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's building and it's really easy.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: All you do when you hear and Olivia Rodrigo song
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: on Kiss, you send a talkback like.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: This, Hey, what's up?
• 19:47
  Speaker 13: My name is Aubrey And I am trying again with
• 19:49
  Speaker 13: the talk back for these Olivia Rodrigo tickets. I am
• 19:53
  Speaker 13: the biggest fan of her ever, and I lost the
• 19:56
  Speaker 13: Ticketmaster war for Sour Guts and Unraveled. Please please give
• 20:00
  Speaker 13: me these tickets.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Please give me a chance.
• 20:03
  Speaker 13: To go to this tour and see my favorite artist live.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: That's what we like.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: We like hearing the desperation in your voice. We two
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: the begging. It's okay to beg it is. But yeah,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: anytime you hear it, Rodrigo, sound you just send us
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: a talk back.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: McCabe's going to have his work cut out for him
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: picking winners from all these talkbacks. That's about good thousand
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: from this weekend.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: So Saturday Night Live over the weekend, Matt Damon was
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the guest host, and he started with a Mother's Day message.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Hey there, it's me Matt Damon.
• 20:40
  Speaker 14: I bet you thought your kid forgot to get you
• 20:42
  Speaker 14: a Mother's Day gift. No, this is your gift, a
• 20:46
  Speaker 14: personal message for me. But wait, I'm confused. Your kid
• 20:52
  Speaker 14: asked me to make a video for their mom.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: But you're their sister, right, shut up? No way, but
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: you don't look a day over. You're kidding me.
• 21:05
  Speaker 14: I would have guessed, like, twenty eight, twenty nine, How
• 21:09
  Speaker 14: old am I old enough to know what I'm doing?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Young enough to do it?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Well, it's your Mother's Day message from Matt Damon.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I gotta be honest with you that the roast of
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Kevin Hart and SNL both kind of fell flat for
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: me this weekend.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I thought they were both disappointments a little bit. And
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: we're just being honest. I mean, we love everything, right,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, but you know, I'm a huge fan of
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Matt Damon. He think he was that comfortable. I thought
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: the jokes were okay.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Well, I wake up Sunday morning and I watched SNL.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: That's what I do. I don't stay up late and
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: watch it live.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: That's what I do coffee time, Saturday Night Live Sunday morning.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, eh, some almost a couple of skits
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: were funny, but the monologue I thought would have been
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: much better. Yeah, and then Noah kN was he in
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: any skits?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't see? And they could have put him in
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: a few like that substitute teacher one. He can it
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: in the back of the classroom.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: The sub suit a T shirt was a creative right here,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: and it started funny because it was so uncomfortable, right,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: but it went on too long, Like okay, like have
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Noah Khan walk in or something, whether it's already slipped something.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Or do a New England skit something about Boston Matt
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: damon Noa Khan.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: They made a big deal about two New Englanders doing
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live. I was counting on Noa Khan.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's not a great though.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah he did by the really good band too, really
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: good band, really good backup singers. Anyway, Noa Khan, yeah
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: was the musical guest. He did the song doors, but
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: he also did the Great Divide. My wife Michelle said,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you know, she doesn't know Noa Khan from Adam and Eve,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: you know, but you know, she said, I'd like this guy.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: He gets very emotional about his storytelling and his music.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I said, that's why he connects so well with his fans,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: with his audience.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: So funny you say that. I saw several comments online
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: from people who had no idea who he was, but
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: said they were a fan now after watching his performances.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: You can't help but like the guy. And that's my
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: other point. He's also very funny. His laugh is very funny.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: On the show. But don't you think there's a story there,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: like why they.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Didn't Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. They could have tried,
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: he could have said no anyway.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't do any of the skills. He's so
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: good though, he is so good.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: The Kevin Hart wrote on Netflix Live last night, Shane
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Gillis went from his three shows here in the TV
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Garden this weekend right to the roast, and just as
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Kevin Hart was warming up in steps Tom Brady on stage.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna be way
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: better than the Tom Brady goes, way better. Do you
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: ever shut up?
• 24:10
  Speaker 11: Have you even left the forum or have you just
• 24:14
  Speaker 11: been here screaming into that mic the last two years
• 24:17
  Speaker 11: waiting for daddy to come home. Well, unlike your real dad,
• 24:23
  Speaker 11: I actually showed up.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Oh you, son of an I do have a few
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: words for you.
• 24:28
  Speaker 11: Before I returned to my affairs in Las Vegas. Oh man,
• 24:32
  Speaker 11: oh wait, I'm not supposed to talk about affairs in Vegas.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I think I broke another rule.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: He was getting back Kevin Hart, because remember Kevin Hart
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: had all the Gazelle jokes. Oh yeah, he took it
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: on the family and Brady did the same thing because
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Kevin Hart cheated on his wife in Vegas also got
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: a DUI. His wife was pregnant at the time, so
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: this was I mean, this was tough territory.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I was sitting in the audience.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, and they kept going into her too. She's beautiful. Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Roasters included Pete Davidson ore all his tattoos gone.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Most of them are, although he did get a new
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: one recently for his new child. Right, but most of
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: them are gone. They joked about that too.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: His tattoos, Well, it leaves him with like a weird complexion.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Not to be picky, but there's something about removing a
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: whole body full of tattoos.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Well you can kind of still see them a little bit, right, Yes,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: it takes a lot of sessions. Right.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Chelsea Handler was there with her two friends. Oh my god.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, little Multiply Sydney Swingey's press by like five or
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: ten and yeah, Chelsea Handler, those things are proper.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: She wears them like proudly. I mean there they are. Yeah,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: they enter a room before she goes.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I just love Netflix. It's like, well you can't get
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Nikki Klay's and who else can we get blonde. Funny, Oh,
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Chelsea Handler.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the rock showed up and I guess it was
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: presented as a surprise. He made a big ww we
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: entry and he's looking good shredded.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: You think it's for a role or is this his
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: new thing? Well no, he he built me, has always been.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: He bulked up for the smashing machine, right, and then
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: he shrunk right down. So I think he's changed his diet.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: He's still training, but he's definitely smaller. Yeah, Lizzo was
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: a surprise. I didn't see that coming. She came out
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: with the flute and actually she was funny.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, funnier than I thought she would.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, because that's not her game, you know. And there
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: she is with some of the funniest people on the planet.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Well she's also trying to make a comeback well after
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: the whole canceled thing.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeff Ross I thought was the funniest.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: But that's what he does. He's the rose Master Jenneral's
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: what he does.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: He also had I don't know if he had uh
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: it was cancer maybe, but he has no head, no
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: hair on his head. He lost his hair and his eyebrows.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: They keep making a lot of cancer. Her jokes. Yeah,
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: at the roast with Jeff Ross.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: And he's in a red leather onesie like it's okay.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: He said, I'm dressed like Eddie Eddie Murphy. Cheryl Underwood
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: was there. God, what ahead of hair? Did you see
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: your hair? It's like five feet off her head. I'm
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: just saying, jump right out at you. Draymond Green also
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: one of the roasters, and I thought he was one.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Of the funniest.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Well, he was good because he's not a roaster obviously
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: not a basketball player, but he acknowledged that. So he
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: was reading the jokes on the teleprompter. He had a
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: really good Chelsea handler.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: One I never have and never will smash Chelsea Haler.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I'm Draymond Green. I don't hit threes.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: That was probably one of the best thing. Yeah, he's
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: sharpest attack. So The Devil was Prout of two movie
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: won the box office again. The Mortal Kombat two movie
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: came in second. Just an ounce, Riley Green is going
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: to be a coach on the thirtieth season of The Voice,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: joining Kelly Clarkson and Adam Levine. Adam will have his
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: new face and.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I think Riley Green is now branching out into acting
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: and other things.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Well, he's in the show, the spinoff of Yellowstone Marshalls.
• 28:21
  Speaker 13: He is.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I saw him in the credits. I haven't seen him
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: in the show yet.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: I think it would be good we had him on
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: this show.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: We did.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well he heard the least singing his praises
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: and talking about.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: He did the beach House for the Ball yep, so
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: he was, you know, around and I saw him on Instagram.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, who's.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: This and then Jess from the Ball Yeah, Greg, Riley
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Green to call.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: That's the thing all the country music starts. They're so nice,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: easy going. And he was like, sure, I'll call into
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we played some of his music on the show.
• 28:52
  Speaker 13: He did.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: He was so happy, Well man, be cool.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever done any of you with
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: the Top forty station head three of my songs played
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: on one.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It's so nice.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: A big actor.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Kelly Clarkson sent him a message, Riley Green, this.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Is Kelly Clarkson.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I'm super stoked to coach alongside you.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the voice.
• 29:13
  Speaker 13: A stoked never heard you're going to be a coach
• 29:15
  Speaker 13: because I actually am a super fan of your music.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Man, you're so good.
• 29:18
  Speaker 15: But needless to say, Fanel, it's a competition.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: So I as a future friend, I seeing you something.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Look gett something.
• 29:26
  Speaker 16: While you're out on the road doing shows and getting
• 29:28
  Speaker 16: your head in the game for the voice coming up,
• 29:31
  Speaker 16: because I think you're going to need the practice.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 29:36
  Speaker 15: I'm walking my dog and I almost got run over
• 29:39
  Speaker 15: because I was trying to google Riley Green.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: He is hot.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, he is a perfect specimen. There has to
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: be something wrong.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Just just keeps going wow. When we had him on
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: because no one knew who he was, so they started googling.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Thing like when you're like, oh god, is this like
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: a real person?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Specimens?
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Those words have never been said about me ever, except
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: by my mom. My Mom, I love that I called
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: you a perfect specival. She'd say I was such a
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: handsome boy. Yes, I don't know why she lied to me,
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: but you know I love a handsome boy.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Very handsome boy. You bring out feelings in me I
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: never knew exists.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, glad you married.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Shakira is going to be the voice of the World Cup.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: She's been tapped to do the World Cup anthem and
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: also announced some of the opening performers Katie Perry in
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Is that the best they could do? This is the
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: World Cup? For God's sake, has a good agent.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: What was she doing last week? She was remember you
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: had that story she was performing somewhere.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: She's going to be at the F one race.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, drag her out in a race car.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Anyways, got the met gallatoo and a face mask thing.
• 30:55
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• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I'm hanging with Billy Costa Lisa. So many things going
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: on in the world right now, so many buzz stories
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: right that have us go in. First of all, the
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: hunt of virus. Where's that going? I don't know what
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: to think. I mean, these people are on the loose now, yeah, okay,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: they landed in Nebraska, I have.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: So many questions.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: I know, yeah, I can't get a read on it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Some say it's not the same as COVID or coronavirus.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Others say, we need to be wary of this.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: That highting right, because on the one hand you have
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: the health expert saying, oh, no, it's not COVID. But
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: on the other hand, you see these poor people getting
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: off the boat and they're plastic suit, yeah, covered, and
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: then they're put in total isolation.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: So something is going on there. So you've got that.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: And then you've got Star Drive just to announced last
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: night is going to be closing as of tonight.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: At eight o'clock from eight pm to five am, every
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: single night through August.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the entire summer sections of Star Drive, but just
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: closing sections really affect Star Drive traffic.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's North Harvard Street to the Bridge.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: So yeah.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: And by the way, Star Drive on its best day
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: is jam packed, jam pack.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: That's before the closings. Okay.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: And by the way, they're doing it right in the
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: middle of summer two hundred and fifty, the two hundred
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: and fiftieth Celebration Cup Sale Boston World Cup. They must
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: have lost their mind. Good luck into the garden right now.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Shows not well planned.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: So those two stories are going on and then least
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: they're done of entire story.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Are you going to fallow up with a good story?
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: And this is going to be great?
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: We have sort of a jumping off point. So yeah,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: so colleges you know, are shutting down for the summer.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Basically all the kids are moving home. I happen to
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: have a college freshman who will be a sophomore in
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: a few days. I was loading up my car with
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: a bunch of his stuff yesterday, and it got me
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: thinking because I was forewarned by another parent of four
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: kids who went to college that the first summer they
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: come home from having unlimited time, like unlimited space. Ever,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: they want no rules. They could wander the streets at
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: three o'clock in the morning and do whatever they want
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: to do. So I was forewarned that this is a
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: tough summer when they come home because they're still living
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: under your roof, they're driving your car, and they don't
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: have any rules.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't say and make sure you're home by
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: certain You can't even ask you like what are you
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: talking about home right?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Or who's coming over? Where are you going like those
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: questions are sort of now up for grabs, because, like,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: how do you deal with that?
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: You're not even RECOGNI when he comes home year.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: It's a big readjustment.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Well, how old is he now?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: He'll be nineteen in a couple of days.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: I mean he's a man. Yeah, he's a grown ass man.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Right, but he's still living under my roof.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: You know what, you're going to be hearing every five
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: minutes from Max? What do you know?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Momyn That's exactly I'm preparing for it because I was
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: forewarned by other parents. But so I guess the topic
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: is how do you deal with this sort of readjustment
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: and this like basically this new way of doing things?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Well, he'll say, you know what, I'll just move back
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: to school for the summer. You know, I'm on my
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: own now, Mom. Okay, I don't have any rules.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: So are you going to set a curfew for one?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Do you have a curfew when he was a scene?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, when he was in high school, it was very different.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: He definitely had a curfew. Okay, it was you know,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: around you know, between eleven and twelve. But now again,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I just feel like he's been used to doing whatever
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: he wants, whenever he wants to do it. So how
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: do you deal with it when these kids come home
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: the first year? How do you set the ground rules
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: and that are fair for everybody?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I went through this three times and all I know
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: and I'll never forget it for a moment. When Alex
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: went off to college in Florida, to Lynn University, he
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: came home totally goth right when he left gothways, yeah,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: like when he left, he's wearing Nike and you know what,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Lulu Limb, I don't know, right, he comes home totally
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: in goth with dark eyebrows, right, with the big baggy
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: black jeans, and he came home on a skateboard with
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: it like.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Wait, give every chain the other chains hanging off his chains.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: No, he had it all going on. And when you
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: think of it, right, everything about goth is anger right.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: The music is angry, the clothing is angry, the dark
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: facial features are angry like and of course he came
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: home angry like it was.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: You couldn't even talk to him.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Well, at least I don't think you'll be dealing with.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: That probably, I don't think so, right, because yeah, Max
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: is not in a goth phase, but he's in the
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I'm home from college, right, Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: You don't see the goth coming like you don't know, right,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: It totally surprises you.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny. He was into skateboarding. Riley was
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: in like had a unicycle phase.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: He was totally dedicated to skateboarding, and yet he was
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: never good.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: It's a culture. It's a skateboard culture.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Try it again, like four hundred thousand times a day
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: in the driveway with a flipping the board and you
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: never land on it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Oh it's called an ollie. Yeah, but they never you
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: break your ankle before you do the all.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: You know who completes allis on skateboards. The people you
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: see in competitions on TV. The regular kid is just
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: like cracking his ankle bone.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Another thing least you have to think about too.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: So Max comes home and he's kind of, you know,
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: doing what he wants. But you have Riley your other side.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Oh right, So then he starts seeing Max has no rules.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Then he might start thinking what about me?
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I totally agree with you.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: This justice, This is going to be tough. They have
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: a swimming pool at a hotel. They're going to be
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: having ragers. They're going to be doing cannon balls off
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: the roof of the I don't think it's insane.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: No, well Max is already planning a party for his birthday.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, high noon cans everywhere empty.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: No, there's no drinking in our house.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Oh no drinking.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: No, it has never been good. There's again again, I'm
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: not into that, Like, that's just not my thing.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: No, they're going to find the deepest crevices of that
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: home and that'll be their spot for piling up.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: This is this is the topic.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: It's crazy. So producer Riley who just graduated college what
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: two years ago? Riley, No, more like four four years ago.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: You know, did you go through this with your parents?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Cou you move back home?
• 37:41
  Speaker 17: Yeah so I yeah, I moved back home and I
• 37:43
  Speaker 17: was still driving what was my car, but they were
• 37:45
  Speaker 17: paying for it, so it was their car.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Same same as same as our situation.
• 37:49
  Speaker 17: So when I would leave, Yeah, you're like walking this
• 37:52
  Speaker 17: like uncomfortable line of being, like I don't really need
• 37:55
  Speaker 17: to tell you where I'm going, but like it's a
• 37:57
  Speaker 17: courtesy to be like, hey, I'm heading out to my
• 38:00
  Speaker 17: friend Abby's just so you know, if I'm not back,
• 38:03
  Speaker 17: I'll text you.
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: Like.
• 38:04
  Speaker 17: That's kind of how I was with my parents, and
• 38:06
  Speaker 17: they were okay with that. I didn't really have a
• 38:08
  Speaker 17: curfew because it was like, if anything was going to happen,
• 38:11
  Speaker 17: I'd just sleep over and I would just shoot them
• 38:13
  Speaker 17: a text, Hey, sleeping.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: In America, Like do you take the keys to the car?
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Why do you try to go for the keys?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I've already yeah, I threatened that last year.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: But that's the big thing. They're coming home and they've
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: had no rules for several months. That's They've gone anywhere
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: they wanted, whenever they wanted, did anything they wanted to do.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Now they're coming home and they're so how are you
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: talking about?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: How do you readjust?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Right? All right, let's help help Lisa out. Get some advice.
• 38:37
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• 38:40
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• 38:42
  Speaker 4: can't believe Max is going to be nineteen. I can't
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: believe he grew up on this show, I mean twenty fourteen.
• 38:48
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• 38:50
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• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Listening to his voice changed twenty seventeen.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: Hi, this is Max Donovan and you're listening to the
• 38:57
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• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Wait crazy crazy.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: Hey, it's Max Donovan and you're listening to the Maddie
• 39:04
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• 39:07
  Speaker 6: what's up? It's Max Donovan. You're listening to Billy and
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Lisa in the Morning on Kiss one Away.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Now it's topic time with a Billy and Lisa in
• 39:15
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• 39:27
  Speaker 3: So it's a big week.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: We're talking about the kids are coming home from college.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: In Lisa Dunovan's case, it's her son Max, who just
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: spent his first year at Brown University and boy are
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: things going to change when he gets home?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and how do you deal with it as a
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: parent when they've had no rules and now they're living
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: under your roof again?
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: M hmm. Let's go to Karen from a Thin and Hey, Karen,
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: what have you got for us?
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: Hey? Guys. Yeah, I have three grown sons.
• 39:53
  Speaker 15: They're forty three, forty one, and thirty five, and it's
• 39:57
  Speaker 15: top when they come home.
• 39:58
  Speaker 9: Lisa.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: But you have to be the elf dog.
• 40:01
  Speaker 9: You have to make your house your rule with confession,
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: because remember what it was like for you.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: It's true, you know what, I'm dominating.
• 40:11
  Speaker 15: I can do what I want.
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: Well, he's not paying for it, so he really can't.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: That's easier said than done. I mean, they come home
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: and they're on a mission.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I've been warned.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: It's nice, all right.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I think hers is cutting in and out. But thank
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: you so much for the call, Carnt.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the other thing, Like how late do you
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: stay up? Right? Because like we go to bed early,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Like we go to bed between like nine and ten o'clock.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: He's strolling in at two or three.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's probably not going to be home at nine
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: o'clock when you go to bed.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I'll be pacing an eleven.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: He's driving around.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: I mean you just kind of have to trust that
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: you raise them.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, he's a good kid. He's such a
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: responsible and he's working this summer. He's got two different.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: He's got an internship and job, so it's not like
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: he's going to be laying around the house. He's going
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: to be busy. But I'm just gonna encourage Ubers as
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: much as possible.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Always Uber yeah, with you and Max. He's a good kid, right,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: so the big the only thing you.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Really have to worry about is trying to win four
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: schedules on him and what time he's going out, what
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: time he's coming home. Let's go to Christian and Chelsea. Christian,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: good morning, what's your situation? The phones?
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: We pay the bill? You know, it's.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Go back to her. Let's see if she's not.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Now Hello, are you there?
• 41:42
  Speaker 13: Hi?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Hi, go ahead, start talking.
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: I was just gonna say that I recently graduated from college.
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: I was gonna sure my.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Parents is me oh, I would love to hear.
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: It was very similar when we came back from college
• 41:59
  Speaker 9: because it's still their house. Their rules, as you mentioned,
• 42:02
  Speaker 9: so like if I was going to go somewhere, I
• 42:04
  Speaker 9: would give him a courtesy about like where I'm going,
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: and you should never said no anything, granted, like me
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: and my sibling. It was crazy, so I don't think
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: they really needed to enforce rules. But I mean, if
• 42:13
  Speaker 9: your child does get wild, like, you can remind them,
• 42:15
  Speaker 9: like it is your house, you are paying the rent,
• 42:17
  Speaker 9: they're not paying rent there and stuff like. You know,
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: if they're driving more car like, it's more of a courtesy.
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: And if you do need to enforce a rule, like
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: I think you should just be clear before you bring
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: him home. But that's going to be the case for
• 42:28
  Speaker 9: the summer, just so it's no like big surprise.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: That's actually a good point. Have you discussed it with that.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: No, not at all. Oh boy, I will though. That's
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: that was a good piece of advice. I like hearing
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: from the students.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: So when do you plan on having the conversation with him?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I guess this week because he's coming home on Wednesday.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right off the bat, Right off the bat.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: He's coming to the book club.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, Wednesday nights. Oh yeah, okay.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: What you have to worry about is whether or not
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: he's coming home from the book club.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Is it going to be an after body on.
• 43:02
  Speaker 16: My mom used to say out of sight, out of mind,
• 43:05
  Speaker 16: So when I was in college, she didn't worry as
• 43:09
  Speaker 16: much because she didn't have to think about it. And
• 43:13
  Speaker 16: she just hopes that I was studying and doing the
• 43:16
  Speaker 16: right thing, which maybe I was, maybe I wasn't, And
• 43:21
  Speaker 16: then when I came home she would still it was
• 43:24
  Speaker 16: definitely a little bit more lenient, but still had to
• 43:27
  Speaker 16: follow her rules because she wasn't waking up all nights.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Well, the bottom line is, yeah, some kids coming home
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: will respect the rules of the house.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Others they're going to challenge them.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to challenge it. They're going to say, look,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I've been living on my own for an entire year.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: What you And look, at least at the end of
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: the day.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Max doesn't coming home from college, you know, dress as
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Marilyn Manson like Bill's kid.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: No, he's not, He's not the dark eyes.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Did he have the eyeshadow one?
• 43:53
  Speaker 13: Yes?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh boy?
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: And you know every every shirt he wore had some
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: sort of an angry message.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: You know, let's go to Catherine in Boston. Good morning, Catherine,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Good morning.
• 44:10
  Speaker 15: I'm actually the other end. I was the student who
• 44:14
  Speaker 15: came home and was living under my parents through I'm
• 44:19
  Speaker 15: forty six. I still remember it. And I was a
• 44:23
  Speaker 15: good kid, and I was good to my parents. But
• 44:27
  Speaker 15: you know, every once in a while and wanted to
• 44:29
  Speaker 15: come and go and do my own thing. I did
• 44:31
  Speaker 15: have a job all day life, stuarting all day that
• 44:34
  Speaker 15: was mandatory. But on the days that you know, I
• 44:40
  Speaker 15: kind of showed up late or they didn't know where
• 44:42
  Speaker 15: I was. You know, my dad said, you know, if
• 44:47
  Speaker 15: this isn't going to work out, you know, you can
• 44:50
  Speaker 15: just go back to Connecticut, go to school. You have
• 44:54
  Speaker 15: a swimming scholarship. And I used to say, well, I
• 45:00
  Speaker 15: I have a car and I have you know, I
• 45:02
  Speaker 15: can go back. And meanwhile he's thinking, I've got a
• 45:09
  Speaker 15: you're my mobile, you know mobile, my mobile card and
• 45:14
  Speaker 15: they knew wallets and I said, well I'm going well,
• 45:18
  Speaker 15: according to my watch, you better start walking back to
• 45:23
  Speaker 15: Connecticut soon.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you never have a single incident?
• 45:30
  Speaker 15: There was one time that I had some friends over.
• 45:33
  Speaker 15: There was one time I had some friends over and
• 45:36
  Speaker 15: my parents had gone out, and then I, you know,
• 45:41
  Speaker 15: had some friends over. We had a pool and we're
• 45:46
  Speaker 15: having a few, a few libations, you know, around the pool.
• 45:51
  Speaker 15: Then my parents, my father came home soaking wet, and
• 46:01
  Speaker 15: he was like, what's going on here? And I said, well,
• 46:04
  Speaker 15: what's going on with you?
• 46:05
  Speaker 12: He's still King White.
• 46:06
  Speaker 15: He says, I got thrown in the pool.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Your father got thrown in the pool by your friends.
• 46:14
  Speaker 15: No, he got thrown in the pool at the party.
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: Oh god, he had to come.
• 46:20
  Speaker 15: Home and change. Yeah, and then there I was there
• 46:24
  Speaker 15: with my friends, you know, thinking they weren't coming home.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh boy, surprised.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: He's like one of those people that takes like twenty
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: minutes to get to the pot the story. Yeah, thank
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: you for the call.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: She finally got there.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Though she did finally get there, had his own little
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: party a little bit of time.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Hey, Lisa, some advice for your oldest here.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Just tell him I don't want to be up phone, nay,
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: waiting for you, So just give me a common courtesy.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Come home, you know, one or two am is okay?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: It start rolling at three or four.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: I'm a little bit upset, but be respectable. One two,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Nothing happens enough too