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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 2 - Pilot, but listen to it 2nd · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, SaaS, it's time for you to have a
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  Speaker 1: podcast of your own. Yeah, it's time for you to
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  Speaker 1: have a podcast. And I've been thinking about categories for you,
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  Speaker 1: and I think fitness is the category.
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  Speaker 4: Why not.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you come in, you drop what your workout of
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  Speaker 1: the day was. You fucking let people know what games
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  Speaker 1: you're making. You give people some type of advice, You
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  Speaker 1: fucking get jacked as fuck, and then you're not only
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  Speaker 1: you have a successful podcast, but you're also in stunning shape.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've been working out for like three years
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  Speaker 3: now probably, like uh, I think I started working out
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  Speaker 3: going or senior year of high school and I'm twenty now,
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  Speaker 3: and I've made little to no progress.
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  Speaker 1: And it's so hard to make progress working out. It's
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  Speaker 1: actually bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: Consistently working out. Yeah, I just need to eat more,
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  Speaker 5: but I also just don't want to get fat.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, it's terrifying to get fat.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, starting to work out is
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things ever. Like even telling people
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  Speaker 1: that you work out in your first couple of years
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  Speaker 1: of working out is kind.
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  Speaker 3: Of uh, kind of sus I mean, I uh, I
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  Speaker 3: think if I just like, I just never like time
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  Speaker 3: it right. Like you're supposed to bulk in the fall,
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  Speaker 3: going through the winter, and then you start cutting in
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  Speaker 3: like the middle of the winter towards the spring. Why
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  Speaker 3: because you put on a bunch of fat. Oh you
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  Speaker 3: don't put on a bunch of fat if you bulk
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  Speaker 3: the right way, but you put on a decent amount
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  Speaker 3: of fat, and then before summer gets around.
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  Speaker 4: You you're talking about bikini season. You're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Before before summer gets around, you can cut down, lose
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  Speaker 3: all the fat, and then you're supposed to just do
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  Speaker 3: that every year and then progressive you get bigger every year.
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  Speaker 1: I've always participated in bulkan season getting fat in the
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  Speaker 1: winter time, but I've never I've never really gotten into
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  Speaker 1: the trim enough. I feel like there's so much that
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  Speaker 1: you have to do to actually fucking get like a
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  Speaker 1: sweet bot.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean so much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to like I don't know, like the
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  Speaker 3: whole counting your calories thing and stuff is just so much.
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  Speaker 3: It's such a product, like I mean apparently like there's
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  Speaker 3: ways around it, like where you can, like if you
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  Speaker 3: just like know what you're eating and stuff and you
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  Speaker 3: like are really like informed on what you're eating, it'll
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  Speaker 3: you'll you'll, uh.
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  Speaker 4: But there's part of this year.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotta be part genetics and it's got to be
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  Speaker 1: just like working out.
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  Speaker 4: Way definitely one hundred.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely a big part of X because I have
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  Speaker 3: like one of my friends, like he works out too,
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  Speaker 3: and he were like pretty we're both pretty skinny guys,
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  Speaker 3: and he like he'll like like all he has to like,
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  Speaker 3: he'll like go out and drink a much of beer
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  Speaker 3: and like eat mask iner and he like won't gain fat,
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  Speaker 3: but he'll just like gain a flick you gained like
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  Speaker 3: ten pounds of muscle.
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  Speaker 4: That's bullshit, Honestly, I hope he gets fat as fucking it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope he won't. He won't because his dad's
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  Speaker 3: not fat at all.
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  Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, like he he's never gonna be fat.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about people who like have breeding
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  Speaker 1: in mind when they pick a partner, when they're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh I want like wow.
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  Speaker 5: I know I said genetics.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I think he said Chhanks ched Hanks breathing a
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  Speaker 1: rusk clut.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like genetics or like gene variants.
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  Speaker 1: Like I had my one boy who's like he's like
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  Speaker 1: French and something else. But like he he was like
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  Speaker 1: I need He's a white dude, and he's like I
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  Speaker 1: need to I need to marry a black woman for
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  Speaker 1: gene variants, Like I need my like I need only
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  Speaker 1: dominant jeans in our children.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I need to.
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  Speaker 1: Like and there's definitely people who are like I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to have a fucking but fast, baby, I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: have a ass fucking baby, Like I'm doing this simply
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  Speaker 1: for genetics.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's probably like pretty insane to do, because
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you can have good genetics even if
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  Speaker 3: it's not, like, even if you don't think you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: end up.
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  Speaker 5: Having good genetics. So there's always people who are like
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  Speaker 5: too ugly ass parents, and then the kid is like,
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  Speaker 5: he has good ass genetics.
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  Speaker 4: But it's not good genetics.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a hot kid. Like where do hot kids
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  Speaker 1: come from? I don't know where, Like, how does it
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  Speaker 1: do the kids just wind up hot?
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  Speaker 4: Or is it always of too hot parents?
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  Speaker 1: Or what about like a smart nerdy guy that has
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  Speaker 1: a fucking trophy wife or something like that, or a
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  Speaker 1: smart nerdy woman who has a trophy husband.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's probably pretty hard to actually like control
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  Speaker 3: what your baby ends up looking like or their genetics.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, I because you might wind up trying
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  Speaker 4: to have like I.
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  Speaker 3: Saw I saw a TikTok of this kid who is
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  Speaker 3: like training hard so that my kids can have good
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  Speaker 3: genetics or something, and it was like, that's just not
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  Speaker 3: how genetics work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't will your way into it, or you can
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  Speaker 1: have like like one of the signs of hotness is like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: like having your eyes far apart or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But like if two parents both have their eyes far apart,
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  Speaker 1: like or like a perfectly symmetrical face, couldn't it double
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  Speaker 1: down on having your eyes far apart and suddenly your
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  Speaker 1: eyes are on the side of your head like a
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  Speaker 1: fish and it looks like you have fetal alcohol syndrome
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  Speaker 1: when all your parents were trying to do is make
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  Speaker 1: you like a really hot baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean I'm assuming it could get fucked
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  Speaker 3: up in a lot of different ways.
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  Speaker 1: But like at the same time, though, like you want
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  Speaker 1: to breed hot to make sure that your your kid
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  Speaker 1: has a chance to become a TikTok star, like all
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  Speaker 1: the TikTok stars. Like you got to think that anyone
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  Speaker 1: who's at like not only Sway House, but what what's
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  Speaker 1: the other house that's like there's but what's the other
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  Speaker 1: house that the third one the dude draw was getting
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  Speaker 1: lampooned mercilessly for their little dance that they have in
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  Speaker 1: a row.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I know the Hype House and know the Sway House.
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  Speaker 5: There's like a like.
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  Speaker 1: Charged house, like powerhouse or something like that. The I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, there's an electric sounding electric house.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm trying to think. I know
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  Speaker 3: there was like a one house of these girls and
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  Speaker 3: then they all like left the house.
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  Speaker 4: As a parent.
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  Speaker 5: They were getting like forced into doing a bunch of.
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  Speaker 3: Content, which I don't really get the whole like being
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  Speaker 3: a TikToker and being like stressed out about the content
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  Speaker 3: because it's like it's not really like they're like, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like I had to we wake up at eight am
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  Speaker 3: and do these tiktoks and it's like what, Like it's
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  Speaker 3: just you're just dancing.
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  Speaker 4: But you have to. I mean, it's have you ever
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  Speaker 4: watched that movie Jawline.
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  Speaker 5: I watched. I watched like half of it, the Bryce
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  Speaker 5: Hall one. Bryce Hall's in it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like Bryce Hall before Bryce Hall was
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  Speaker 1: Bryce Hall. But there's like, yeah, it's super fucking weird.
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  Speaker 1: There's like a sassy fifteen year old that's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the control of all of them. Yeah, but that's
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, like that's probably where they're getting stressed from.
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  Speaker 1: It's like sassy fifteen year old kid or like Michael
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  Speaker 1: grewin type people who are like like, come on, like
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  Speaker 1: we need just content, like fucking turn this shit out,
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  Speaker 1: like people that are charging fifteen year olds.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that documentary was kind of like depressing.
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  Speaker 4: Super depressing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because of course there's the ones that make it.
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  Speaker 1: But then there's like a fifteen year old from rural yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe like younger like thirteen year old from like rural
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee who's like, I'm really doing it, like I just
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  Speaker 1: need to get my positivity up.
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  Speaker 3: Like I just it's so it's all that the main
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  Speaker 3: kid was like would always talk about how he was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh you would just like go live and he'd be
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  Speaker 3: like I really don't want to do this, and then
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  Speaker 3: the camera go on.
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  Speaker 5: He would be like, just remember to stay blessed everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's tough because these kids have to like sell
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  Speaker 1: something before you have like any interests or like a market.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you ask the kid like and he was honest,
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  Speaker 1: his interest would be trying to be as hot as possible. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but like you can't sell that, so you have to
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  Speaker 1: sell positivity.
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  Speaker 4: But it's like you don't even know like your you're hormonal.
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  Speaker 1: You can't even be positive because like your body chemistry
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  Speaker 1: is gonna make you super depressed one day or super
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  Speaker 1: excited another day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucked.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the the the TikTok kids like uh
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  Speaker 3: they go I mean I know, like even Josh Richards
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  Speaker 3: said that, like the TikTok kids, like they fall off
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  Speaker 3: very easily, but they become like outrageously famous and then
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  Speaker 3: like a week later like no, no who they are.
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  Speaker 1: But I also kind of take like umbrage with the
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  Speaker 1: fact when I'll like watch like people being like so
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  Speaker 1: like Josh, like how did you get like how did
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  Speaker 1: you blow up?
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  Speaker 4: Like how did this all come to be?
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  Speaker 1: And he'd be like, yeah, I used to like study
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  Speaker 1: the algorithm for like four hours.
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  Speaker 4: Age.
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  Speaker 5: That's such bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: First off, studying the algorithm means that you just scrolled
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  Speaker 1: on your phone for four hours.
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  Speaker 5: And actually knows how any of the algorithms work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you weren't studying the algorithm. He said that.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, I think like posting five tiktoks
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  Speaker 3: a day is He's like he was like they were
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  Speaker 3: like when because me and Tommy did an episode of BFFs,
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  Speaker 3: Like we were like did it before?
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  Speaker 5: It was like a thing. And Dave didn't like us,
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  Speaker 5: So wait.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: Like me and Tommy were supposed to be like the
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  Speaker 5: Brianna of the show. Shut up, yeah, and you got
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  Speaker 5: cut and then we got cut yeah and uh.
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  Speaker 3: And Tommy was like, Josh, what do you think, Like
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  Speaker 3: what what do you have to say about like the algorithm?
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, I think posting five tiktoks.
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  Speaker 4: A day is.
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  Speaker 5: The ideal number.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like anyone who's posting like real content, you
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  Speaker 3: can't post five tiktoks a day. It's not like you
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  Speaker 3: can't make like five funny videos a day unless you're
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  Speaker 3: like fucking like no.
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  Speaker 1: One, no, no, you can't do it. No matter what,
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be funny that many times.
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  Speaker 5: Like Gary Vee posts like five hundred videos a day.
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  Speaker 1: But also it's like he's it's like a hot team,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like do you want a secret?
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  Speaker 1: It's just like be a hot team. Like it's not
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  Speaker 1: there's it's it's it goes back to the genetics. But
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  Speaker 1: like it's impossible, like even like it is possible to
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  Speaker 1: come up with five funny ideas and or say five
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  Speaker 1: funny jokes, but just to like be filming at all
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  Speaker 1: times and like.
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  Speaker 4: Have it be exactly right. It's it's just not it's
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  Speaker 4: not tenable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I guess like you could have like
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of other like I don't know, you could
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  Speaker 3: cut it up and make five posts today.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like if you have like a podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Or something like that, I don't know, yeah, but that
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  Speaker 1: they're not all gonna hit not you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Like you just have to like the the ticket to
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  Speaker 1: winning is being hot as fuck and being able to
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  Speaker 1: just like lip synchco song, knowing the words to so
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  Speaker 1: being able to like memorize.
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  Speaker 3: On my Instagram, my Instagram explore page. Now it's just
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  Speaker 3: all TikTok. Really, it's like TikTok is just everywhere now because.
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  Speaker 1: You're acting, you're trying to act like you're off of
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  Speaker 1: TikTok and just go into Instagram, but you're just getting
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  Speaker 1: TikTok content that's been repurposed Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like Instagram is not like the Instagram. A
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  Speaker 5: lot of them sucks. So it's like you're not on Instagram, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know TikTok. It's like I deleted TikTok and then
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  Speaker 3: I download it again. But like I'll down I only
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  Speaker 3: have a million times. No, No, I only download TikTok
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  Speaker 3: when I when I have something to post. Why because
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  Speaker 3: it's just it's so but I can't.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not I hate it.
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  Speaker 1: Why you hate it because you have a love hate
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  Speaker 1: relationship and you're frustrated with it because you like should
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  Speaker 1: be doing better on it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just like I feel like I compare myself
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  Speaker 3: to everyone on it, and I'm like, I who, like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, there's a bunch of funny people on TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: There's too many funny people. And I'm like, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: gonna stick with Twitter. People like me on Twitter.
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  Speaker 5: That's all I need.
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  Speaker 1: Who are some funny people that you've been watching? Who's
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  Speaker 1: like a funny put me onto some people because I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't get any funny stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I just get dudes being.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you want to like like shred your chest,
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  Speaker 1: have like the biggest titties. These are four exercises to do,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like four exercises that are like five reps
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  Speaker 1: of each.
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  Speaker 3: You always got the ones that are like they're like
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  Speaker 3: they're like they're like best calisthenics that are exercises to
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  Speaker 3: shred for the summer, and it's like exercise that just
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  Speaker 3: no normal human can do.
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  Speaker 4: Right the flag, the flag, it's only like that ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, doing muscle ups, guys, just crushing muscle ups, which
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  Speaker 1: is a dream come true for some people.
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  Speaker 3: For me, yeah, I have consistent dreams for me doing
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  Speaker 3: muscle ups. The funny people, funniest people out there right
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  Speaker 3: now on like in terms of like videos online are
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  Speaker 3: probably like Ben Marshall, And do you know Ben Marshall.
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  Speaker 4: Is he the dude that does a bunch of shit
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  Speaker 4: in his apartment?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Ben Marshall and Martin I think it's like Martin Hurley
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  Speaker 3: and here they have one other friend but he doesn't
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  Speaker 3: like have a Twitter. But they're they're like a sketch
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  Speaker 3: comedy group. Like apparently they do live sketch comedy like
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  Speaker 3: all around New York.
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  Speaker 1: So you're comparing yourself to a live sketch comedy like
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  Speaker 1: group of friends.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm not like comparing myself to them.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, but they're hilarious. They are.
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  Speaker 1: They are really funny and they do almost everything from
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  Speaker 1: like their their own living room and like even the
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  Speaker 1: way it shot, it's like kind of like a dirty
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  Speaker 1: angle or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: But like, why would seeing that make you not want
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  Speaker 4: to be on the platform.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's just too much content. Like I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm more productive when I'm not and
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  Speaker 5: I don't have TikTok, Like, yeah, last night I had
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  Speaker 5: read would you read Charles Bukowski.
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  Speaker 4: Charles Bukowski is.
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  Speaker 1: Someone who I'm like only familiar with referentially, like I
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  Speaker 1: know the type of person who like reads even like
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  Speaker 1: saying Bukowski without the Charles kind of seems like a
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  Speaker 1: try try hard move Bukowski.
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  Speaker 4: I people say Poukowski.
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  Speaker 3: People don't like him because he's like super not a
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  Speaker 3: good guy, what type of shit? They try to cancel
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  Speaker 3: him really, which he like should get canceled probably, but
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  Speaker 3: he's also dead. And it's also like old ass books
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  Speaker 3: like takes place in like the Great Depression?
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  Speaker 4: What is what? What's the book? What book are you reading?
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  Speaker 4: What is it about?
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  Speaker 5: I've read a couple. I've read a couple of him them.
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  Speaker 3: I read the first one I read was ham On Rye,
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  Speaker 3: which was like about him growing up in the Great Depression.
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  Speaker 3: It was super good, very entertaining book.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was entertaining about the Great Depression.
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  Speaker 3: It's like it's not about the Great Depression. It's just
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: him growing up in the Great Depression. Like his family's
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: poor as fuck, his dad's like crazy, it's good, it's
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: a good book.
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: And then uh, and then your word for it.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I read Factotum, which is like basically
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: takes place right after that, and it's just like, I
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: don't know, he's just like a the way that he
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: writes some I forget what the word is. But it's
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: like it's basically just like dumbed down like but like
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: more mature. Literally, it's like it's like a little kid
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: could read his books and understand what's going on, but
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: it's like just like more mature like content.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Because that's one of the things I hate about older
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: books is that I just like, I'm not trying to
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: fucking I took a Shakespeare class in college, and it's
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: just like I just can't, like, I'm not gonna Why
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: am I trying to force myself to understand this when
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: it's not in like a fucking like good writing.
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shouldn't be hard to write. Yeah.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Me and my friends are talking about that this weekend.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: We were like saying how how it's just like it.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: It feels like like like when we're looking back on
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: like English classes and stuff, and it's like there's so
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: many Like I don't know why they don't just change
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: the curriculum because like half the books that we read suck.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: Like it's like you know, and it's like, yeah, it's
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: like there's like a reason that no kids like reading.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: It's because the books that we're reading are terrible books.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: Like there's plenty of good books out there that people
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: would actually enjoyed reading, but we just don't read them.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: I had a high school class where we read like
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: fight Club and like train Spot, Yeah that would be cool,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: which is like a way and it's the only ship
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: that I remember reading, Like.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: I remember like the like like we read The Outsiders
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: in like seventh grade. It's like everyone loved it and
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: everyone was like, oh, it's my favorite books.
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cause that's the.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Only good Yeah, you could read through it and they
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: were like people getting stabbed in it.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: I liked.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: I liked uh like Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. I
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: thought those books were good. And I mean I get
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: why we read like Shakespeare and stuff, because it's like
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: the foundation of English. But like but like besides that,
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: I know, but it's like besides that, we'd read so
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: many books.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: That just suck, Yeah, terrible books.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Do you think that the Outsiders, the kids and the
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Outsiders they would have been like hot on TikTok oh
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: big time?
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like hot kids, Yeah for sure.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: Who who who was in The Outsiders?
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: H soda pop? No? No?
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: Who who are the actors in the movie?
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Oh? It was like fucking Rob Low.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like Eli ship.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: I love Rob Low. I think he's a hilarious dude.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: He uh, he went on Joe Rogan. I don't listen
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: to Joe Rogan at all, but I listened to Rob
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Low on Joegan listen the whole thing, and it was
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: super entertaining.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: He is he sober? Isn't he? Like ye're sober? Something
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: like yeah? He said he said that.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: He said that like when they were when he was
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: on the set for like, uh, The Outsiders, they were
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: like fourteen or whatever how old he was, and like
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: the producers like you could buy like cocaine off the
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: producers really like that, like it like it was and
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: it wasn't like illegal like the producers were allowed to sell.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: I mean it probably wasn' legal in terms of the law,
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: but like like the was the director, Yeah, but like
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: the directors and stuff didn't care, and like, yeah, he
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: was just saying that like if he had like one
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: glass of wine, like he'd end up like fucking licking
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: cocaine out of a stripper's asshole or something by the
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: end of the night.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Like I fucking bet yeah, I bet.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: There was definitely like a long period of time where
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: he was just like if you were young and hot
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: in Hollywood in the fucking eighties like that, there was nothing.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: There was nothing to stop you.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there wasn't even age to like scare you, Like
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: there was nothing. There was no deterrent for you, just
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: like having as much sex and doing as many drugs
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: as possible. Uh.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Rob Low was in it. Matt Dillon was in it.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Uh, Ralph Macchio, the Karate Kid was in it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Tom Cruise was in it. Patrick Swayze was in it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Emilio Estevez, Francis Ford Coppola directed it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: It's just star studded cast. That's a fucking deep cast. Yeah.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Rob Low was fucking but he had to be. Was
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: he the main character. Oh he was soda pop.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I honestly don't even remember the movie at all.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't either, But I remember the fucking book
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: because it's one of the only ones I read.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Good ask book. You think Bukowski would be on TikTok No, why.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't think he liked I don't
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: really know that much about him when he was younger.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: You read his biography pretty much.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: It's all like exaggerated, but like he didn't get like
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: famous until he was like old as fuck.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: You think that that's better? Probably, I mean probably not.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: He probably.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: I think he lived a pretty miserable life.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he just fucking hated himself.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when he could have been getting sucked off and
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: San Pedro, he could have been getting fucking loose and
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: fucking Cabo San Lucas and fucking getting sucked off by thotties.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: But Charles bukock cock, he probably never ran into a
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: thoughty in his life. Dude, No, he definitely did.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: I think he sucked a lot of prostitutes.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those aren't thoughties. Those are fucking ladies of the night.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Those are working women. Those are sex workers.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Who are to be respect You know that comedian that
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: came into the office. What was his name, Chris Long?
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Is that what he said?
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: His name was? Uh No, it's long and different.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Chris Long is a football player.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, was you sure that's not what he said?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: His name was something Long. It was something Long, Sam Long?
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Maybe Sam Long comedy.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: I looked him up.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Was he funny?
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: But I didn't watch any of his ship I looked
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: up on the road.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: He didn't. He look like he was from Nashville. He
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: had a very Yeah, yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Definitely could like if he walking like a cowboy hat
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: on comedian Oh Ryan Long?
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Ryan Long? Does he have what does he have? Numbers?
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Did he do? Does he do numbers?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: He's got like ninety thousand followers on Instagram? See his Patreon.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: The best part about patroons. I love how you can
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: see how much people like. That's how I did. That's
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: how I determine if they're funny or not. How much
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: money they make on Patreon.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: It is probably a pretty good liftis test like if
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: people are willing to pay for you, like if your
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: shows are sold out, if people have listened to you
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: and they're drawn to your music or driven to your
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: music based on what you're saying or you're fucking whatever
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: your your comedy shows.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Are you about to get on Patreon?
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I want I wish we did Patreon for the yak
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: or something like that. But he makes uh he is
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: four hundred and ninety two Patreon subscribers and he makes
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: three K a month Ryan Long does, Yeah, which like
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: three K a month is still like a fuck ton
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: of money. Do you think it's a fuck ton for Patreon?
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: But don't you have to give but a fuck ton
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: of that too Patreon?
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: No? I maybe I don't know.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like you have to give like, uh, like
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: thirty percent or some shit like I don't think at governments.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Then I made a Patreon a really long time ago
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: and I like just didn't post anything on it, and
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: like I got like ten subscribers and they still pay
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: me every month.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I think they do pay you still.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: That's the best part about I feel like if you
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: establish an audience on Patreon, like you're going to be
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: set for the Like no One, no One unsubscribes from Patreon.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: It's like five dollars a month. I've been so abscribed
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: to a tiny meatgang, which is like Cody co and
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Noel Miller's podcast on Patreon for like since I was
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: in like like a freshman year of high school or something.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I don't they've been doing that podcast for that long.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: I think it's like four years, four or five years.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Do you think they actually have small dicks?
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: No?
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Probably not.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: I met them. They're super super nice guys, so probably
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: big dicks then big dicks.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: How do you how do you quantify if someone is
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: tiny meat or packing hogs?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Is it just like how how confident and calm they are?
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: I think it's personality.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: So you think you never think that there's anybody that's
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: like really like frantic and like has like a fucking
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: frenetic energy about them, that has like a massive hog.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: You don't think that there's the.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Idea it's frantic like that they have a tiny.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, and just only and at the same token,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you don't think that there's anybody that's just like super
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: calm and like lazy that just has like a fucking
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: tiny like thimble penis. You don't think that there's anybody
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: that's just like job of the hut, just lounging around
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: all day and fucking doesn't let anything bother them.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: You think all that. No.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure they're a are people like that.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: There has to be.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: There has to be someone out there like that.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: There has to be there's a a an anomaly in
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: every circumstance.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: But man, you always wind up wondering what's your guilty pleasure,
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: uh content that that you consume on on TikTok.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I don't well, I don't consume anything on TikTok. But
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: if I had I had to.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: If you had to, well, you think about it. I'm
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: gonna tell you my mind.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: It's which people when people sing in uh in parking garages.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Oh really, I.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Fucking love that ship, dude, I fucking love it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: I've even ever seen that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people just like sing under like an overpass or
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: in like a parking garage, and it'll like.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Reverberate or whatever.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I'll get the fucking skin skin calling, the fucking hair
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: standing up on my on my arms.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: One time I was in New York and I was
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: going somewhere and there was a guy singing like it
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: wasn't in a parking garage. Was just thinking of guys,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: like there's a guy there's like dude singing like trying
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: to get money and it was just like shot like
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: usually those people are like decent, but he was just
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: like baffled bad.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I thought he was gonna say it was really good.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: It was like so uncomfortable and he was singing like
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: a cringey ass TikTok song. And I just remember being
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: like like like I had the like that was like
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: the worst second hand embarrassment I've ever gotten in my life, dude.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: But there's people who are like bad, like pretty bad,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: and they'll film themselves singing in the New York subway
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: and then people will talk shit on them. Yeah, and
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: instead of their singing being their content, the people talking
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: shit on them will be their content. So it's like
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: the built in sympathy play for people who are like
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: fuck those people like you actually like you're good, Like don't.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Let them like get you, don't let it bother you
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't know the whole singing like,
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know have like I remember one time I
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: was in Europe and there was a dude who uh
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: who was just like holding a guitar and he had
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: his phone plugged in, playing like a guitar song on
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: the on the of a speaker, and he was like
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: pretending to play.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: It, and I was like, that's just such like a
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: funny idea.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: It's kind of fire.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: It's actually a great idea.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: But singing is like singing is inherently cringe worthy.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Singing, I mean I feel like singing is like cringe worthy.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Like you can be good at singing, it can still
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: be cringe worthy.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: It's always worth you, like know, someone like if you
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: were like like I said, there's always something from like
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: someone from like high school post like a singing video.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: It's always like super uncomfortable. But yeah, it's like singing
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: no matter what. Definitely the hardest thing to like I
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: would be most afraid of putting something out there, like me,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: like if me like singing, like trying to be like
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: good at singing. It's just like most people aren't gonna
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: listen to it, and if they do, like it's like
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: it's it can.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Be cringe worthy even if it is it is no
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: matter what. Yeah, like, no matter anytime you're saying, it's
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: like automatically it's automatically cringeworthy, which is tough even like
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: if you're super successful, like fucking just going in and
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: just like having the confidence to do it is like
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: there's something wrong with your brain if you could just
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: like go in especially if you can like look someone
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: in in the eye and like sing to him, like uh,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: like you like you ever see people at like a
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: record uh, like at a record company and they'll like
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: jump up on the table at the record company like
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: playing their music like Bobby schm Yeah, Bobby, But like
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I think everybody is expected to do it because like
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Bobby Schmurders did, like and then like there's like some
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: like super white like sects and like button up suits
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: that like yeah, like trying to like vibe to it,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: but everybody looks like so fake doing it. The person
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: who's on stage or on the table the conference room
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: has to have something wrong in their brain to like
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: not feel shamed themselves.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Like you should be feeling shame.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I mean that the thing like at a record label
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: you have to play their music in front of Like, Yes.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: How fucking weird is that? How fucking terrifying is that?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: But I think a lot of the times I think
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: that's like a famous story about Usher when he was
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: like coming up that like they had him like sing
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: in front of like he like came in with a
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: meeting for like l a read or some shit like that,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: and then the dude like brought in like three secretaries
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: and when it was like sing and then they're like yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Usher like got down on his knee and like started
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: singing to these women and then kissed one of the
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: women on their knee.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: So wait, what he kissed her knee?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Like what the fuck does that mean? Like how is
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: that what got him in a record contract? That he
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: was like French kissing someone's fucking he was just licking
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: up some fucking secretary's need that he had never met before.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: When he's fourteen, she's probably twenty.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Three, And it's like that's the mark of what makes
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a fucking great entertainer.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: That's yeah, that would be terrible.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I mean I I I was thinking about this recently. Honestly,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I think I would rather like bomb doing like a
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: stand up thing, or like doing stand up or something
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: like that. Like definitely, like it would be so much
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: less devastating to like bomb doing stand up than like
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: bomb like singing, because like, I feel like there's a
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: lot of room for improvement in terms of comedy, Like
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: for the most part, no matter what.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like an eye have a beholder.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Like good comedy, it's like you could get the joke
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: or not get the joke.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: But like with singing, it's.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Like singing, it's like either got it or you don't.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Like Yeah, I mean I don't know. Maybe I don't
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: know anything about singing.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: But everyone can tell if it's good. Yeah, like as
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: soon as you hear it, you could tell if it's good.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Like there's different strokes for like a joke can be
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: referential and like you could not get the ref or
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: something like that. I'll be honest, I bomb doing both things.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I've like sung badly in front of people, fucking done
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: bad stand up comedy in front of people to no laughs.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I've even like, uh, I feel I.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Mean, I've never done stand up, but I always just
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: think I would do it and I would forget all
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: my jokes.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it's terrifying.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: I know I've seen people that like bring out like paper,
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: bring out like a sheet of paper with their jokes
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: But I feel like, which I think that shit is
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: that that shit looks terrible too it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's completely accepted by comedians, Yeah, for them
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: to be at an open mic and just like pull
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: out a notebook.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: And she's like what else? What else? I probably should
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: have memorized, like.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Maybe you're doing like twenty minutes or something, but.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Like even so fucking twenty minutes, you shouldn't get to
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes unless you know your shit your shit.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: I guess it's probably not a lot of people that
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: do twenty minutes that have that that have to bring
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: on piece of paper.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: But they really might be.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: But comedy is to me, it's always weird that people
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: are telling a joke more than once.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I think that that's like that's fake. Really, that's faked it. Honestly,
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: to me, that's bulls.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: I don't think I think that's completely normal.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I think that's accept I mean, I know it's acceptable,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: but like to me, that's like you're you know that
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: it's gonna work, or like you're like working on a
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: joke like.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Well, I feel like for some stand up comedians it's
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: like they're doing that's like perfect it so that they
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: can get a special or something I know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: But to me, I like, I feel like unless you're
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: coming up with the shit like on the fly, like
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: it has a little bit less of a it doesn't.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Hit as much for me, or just like the fact
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: that that like like have you ever.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Seen a stand up comedian Have you seen santum comediy
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: do the same joke multiple times?
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Yes? And it's weird.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Or like like you'll go to like the fucking
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: comedy seller in New York, Like I had a buddy
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: that worked there, so we would go through a couple
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: of times, and he's by like the fifth time we
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: went through, he just stopped going down to the show
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: because like he had seen all the people do the
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: jokes before, Like seeing someone do the same jokes for
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: the second time, Yeah, it is like super weird.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Yeah, that would be weird.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I mean yeah, I get that. I
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: mean doing like stand up doing like a like doing
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: like a big tour. It's like a big stand up
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: comedian would suck, probably because you probably just do the
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: same material the entire time for the most part, like
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: a tour, Right, you're just saying the same shitting new material.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: For that, right, unless you're just doing unless you're a
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: crowd work beast like you have to be.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Who is that comedian just recently that got that's getting
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: canceled right now.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was really bad.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: That was like Kramer like that was that was that
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: was close to Kramer level of like uncomfortable to walk.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: But he has like the like, uh he does like
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: a roast. He does like a roast show, right.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I've seen him do the roast Battles in LA and
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: he's like one of the best roasters. He's everyone says
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that he's like huge, an incredible, merciless roaster, but he's
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: also like a guy one of the guys who like
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan put the battery in his back and he's.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Just like, yeah, I'm a god now, yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Like I can do no wrong, and like, I mean
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: sometimes you need confidence with a comedian, but like also
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: just seeing like a comedian who's too confident and they
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: like get something wrong and then like double down or
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: like think of you as the asshole for like not
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: getting it.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's people that say offensive shit and
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: like get away with it, but like that was just
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: like so it was just like not fun like it
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: was just there's nothing funny about it, and it was
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: just like super cringey and like uncomfortable to watch.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the kind of the last thing that
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: you want as like a comedian or like any type
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: of entertainer when you make your whole audience uncomfortable. But
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I guess I think there are some comedians who like that,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: who like want that, like they want to like go
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: to a point of discomfort, like make everybody in the
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: audience cringe, but then like bring every by the end
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: of like the bit to like bring everybody back around
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, I kind of see your perspective.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he didn't do that at all.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: He was just making fun of the dude who was
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: hosting it, right.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I think the crowd for like laughing
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: at the Like I guess the guy was making like
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: anti white people jokes, and like the white people were
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: like laughing at it or whatever.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Oh Okay, I get the I mean, yeah, I don't
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: get it. Like it's still dumb, but now I guess
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: there's more content context.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it is.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just like it's just a weird I
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: mean I just saw that on TikTok and then like
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: a week later I heard like Tim Dillon talk about it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: So what at Tim Dillon had to say about it?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I mean he said basically, he made like the biggest
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: mistake that a comedian can make, which is saying those words. Yeah,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know, it's crazy to Dylan like says
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: offensive shit all the time too.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Right, but it's like it shows that there's at least
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: some like tact or like yeah, mastery of like he's
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: not just saying like wild offensive ship just to to
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, But in some ways, I guess I
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: guess this dude was too. I don't know, it's like
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: that's a tough that's a tough world to be into.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: But I think the way that we do it on
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: the yact some like some days we're.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Just kind of like spitball and wheeling.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but at the same time pretty easy to not
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: fuck up that bad though.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: It is like I have like a decent like filter
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: governor on like what to what not to say, and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: what to say, Like even if the camera is going
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: like you just like don't or just don't have those
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: feelings about people like that would have never come to
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: my mind.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I would have never thought of say that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I could even fucking thought of saying that is fucking insane. Yeah,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: here's something that uh, This probably won't translate to the
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: audio the audio world, but uh, something that I'm tired
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: of is is this you know what I'm talking about.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: You never seen a woman talking about something and like
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: describing something and being like, honey, in your hands, not
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: but just like they're grasping something out of the air
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: and just kind of they have like this little like
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: snake thing going on with their hand or they'll just like.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, I've probably seen it before, but that's definitely
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: not something that I've seen. It been like, I need
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: this to end.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Like it's I saw a woman like talking about like
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Israel and Palestine and she was like trying to roast
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: someone and be like honey, oh yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see that.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: It's like, but you can't have like a sassy roast
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: when you're like talking about like a geopolitical issue that's
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: two thousand years old.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: Did you see the.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Video of Biden that was like, uh, yeah, Bossvan Biden.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: There's a video of him that like was like he's
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: like in like some like some like decked out pickup
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: truck and they're like they're like, hey, Joe, can we
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: ask you a question about uh Israel before you before
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: you go and he's like not unless you stand in
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: front of this truck.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Well, well, I uh run you over while I slam
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: on the gas. That's what he said.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: And then he just flew off like he was in
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: the middle of like a desert, like and he just
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: flew off going like one hundred miles per hour.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is the president doing driving his own car?
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I know, I mean, when the fuck has it?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Like, I feel like they're just trying to do that
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to make him seem like the sane person to do it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: He's not crazy. He drives his own car.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: To do Who was the president?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess like Obama would like go to
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: like baseball games and shit.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: But he was definitely driving himself there.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're trying to make him be like, uh, like, oh,
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: he's like the cool president. The cool President's back and
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: he like.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: He'll do drive trucks.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he shouldn't be driving at all.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: And I feel like they definitely just hold this. Fuck.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: They pulled like twenty minutes up or like not even
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: like probably like three minutes up the road, and we're
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: like all right, I'm getting in the back, like fuck this.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Like old people shouldn't be like shouldn't be able to
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: drive at what age I'd say, Like I would say
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: seventies should be a seventies should be a good cutoff.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Really they're seventy year olds that are still I think
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: that you should, but you should at some point start
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: having to take the test again.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Like oh no, old people are horrible drivers,
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: like horrible.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Because they're scared. They're scared to die. They're scared to die.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Like even my mom, My mom is a terrible driver.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: I think she's just scared today high.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Uh probably, yeah, And she's just like we'll like we'll
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: be getting on the highway going like twenty five. It's
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: like you can't merge onto the highway doing that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: So she doesn't want to get smoked by another car.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's just like she just like doesn't know
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: like where, Like like she drives me to the train
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: station when I go home, Like she'll drive into the
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: train station like early in the morning because I come
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: back so I'm at work and grinder, grinder, Yeah, and
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: she uh, she will leave like over an hour early.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: It's like thirty minutes away.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: And they take our time, yeah, because.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: She like doesn't want to have to rush.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: In some ways, though, I would rather have that than
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: to be like with that one friend who like is
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: just changing lanes.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Fucking fucking one of my friends, one of my friends,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: drives like a RAV four, like a two thousand, Like
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: it's like a old it has like over three hundred
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: thousand miles on it, old ass car, and he drives
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: it like it's fucking like like a Ferrari. Like like
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: we like, we'll go turn and we'll be like hanging
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: out the window. We actually, when I was in college
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: a couple weeks ago, I don't think I ever told
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: the story.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: We hit someone. We hit a person.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was fucked, yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: But we were driving and we missed our turn, and
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: he like just looked in his rear view mirror and
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: he and he put it in reverse and like flew
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: backwards and we went backwards, pat over a We went
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: backwards past a fucking crosswalk, and out of the corner
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: of my eye see a guy biking across and we
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: rail him. And I was like, dude, we just fucking
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: hit a person.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: And we're all frozen in the car for like ten seconds,
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: and then we get out and the dude was like
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: rolling around on the ground.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: And like a soccer player with like a fucking tornado.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: He got the wind knocked out of him bad, and
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: he was like, yeah, I bet a fucking car hit him.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: The dude ended up being super cool though.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: He was like yeah, He's like, you just gotta wait
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: for like fifteen minutes just to make sure, like I'm
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: not paralyzed or something. So he just like sat there
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: for like fifteen minutes.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: And it was weird too. He's like, no one stopped,
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: no other car stopped or anything.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: They were just fine with it.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were fine with it. And then he was
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: like he was like, yeah, it's all right. I got
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: He's like, it's just because last time.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: He's like, you guys just have to sit here for
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: like no, no, literally, he was like, did you you
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: guys have to sit here with me for like fifteen
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: minutes because last time this happened, I was paralyzed. Yeah,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: he was like, he was like, I biked home and
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: then I got home and my neck was broken.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Shut up. Yeah, I would just stop biking after the
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: first time, apparently.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: And apparently he like he like fell off a cliff
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: one time biking and then he got up and he
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: went to the gym and he was like, I hope
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: my wife has some sympathy sex with me tonight. It
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: was actually hill Like he was like it was like
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: best case scenario for fucking running someone over.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: He had been like hit so many times on his
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: bike that he had like bits that he had prepared.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: Like he like like, I know this was gonna work.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: Hopefully my wife will t bone meat. And it was
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: actually fun. Like I like my buddy had like a
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: rough night the night before, and.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: So he was drunk too.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: He's just like knocked up, and I came people with
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: his car because it was like it was like over
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: twenty four hours later. But my buddy had like a
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: rough night, like was he was having like a mental breakdown.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: And I was like, this is gonna be bad if
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: like he that killed this dude. I think this is
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: gonna be like we're gonna have to like check the
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: day ruiner.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: And then we like went to a and we went
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: to we went to.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: A driving range right after and we just like watched
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: my friend hit balls for like thirty minutes.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Like didn't talk.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: It was fuck, why did you hit balls?
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Because say he needed the clubs, he needed all of them.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You went and watched him golf, like watching somebody play
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: a video game.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we also did. He's like that kind of person.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: We always watch him play video games.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Due, so he's the main character.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the main Character's a fucking psychopath.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I thought you would be the main character in your
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: group of friends. No, no, no, you're a side character. No,
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I'm top three. Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: So when he's not, when he's locked up on weekends
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: for vehicular manslaughter, yeah, you get.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: To ascend to main character. You get to come off
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: the bench.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: The people who drive, like the assholes who like switch
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: five lanes at once or like go one hundred ten
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: in to try and make like a forty minute drive
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: into a thirty five minute drive always wind up flipping
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: their car. And they always are like driving like that
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: right after they've gotten into like a massive like it's
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: no surprise, It's not like they it's.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Like an adrenaline thing.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I think, because you ever get in like a you
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: ever like go uh like you almost you almost get
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: in like a really bad accident. I like, I don't
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: really think this ever happens to anymore, cause I think
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I'm a. I'm a pretty uh safe driver these days.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Defensive.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: It used to be like I would like almost hit
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: someone and then I'd just like fly away, going like
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: one hundred miles proud.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: It's like it's just an adrenaline rush.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're fucking getting away from the scene. Just yeah,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: dancing away it is. I mean it's fucking.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Getting in the getting in the Have you ever been
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: in an accident? Yeah, like bad ones?
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Uh no, not terrible, yeah, but like bad enough where
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: you like here the crunch.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've I've never been or I've been, like
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: a I've like one time I was driving with my
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: mom and someone hit us on the highway, but it
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: was like a tap and then we just pulled over.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Nothing like crazy.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I've hit.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: I've hit a lot of things.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Like the first week I had my license, I ran
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: into like a massive boulder and I was like on
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: my I was like on my phone too, which is just.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: A bad, terrible, just a terrible look. Yeah, parents were
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: really pissed.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Did you tell him you were on your phone?
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: No, I wasn't on my phone.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: I was changing the thing on the radio, Like I
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: was trying to like change the song and I and
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: then my friend was just like, yo, dude, and I
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: look up and we're just like flying into a fucking
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: a boulder.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where were you? Were you on your way to
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: were you like hiking? It? Was it just a boulder?
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: It was like a boulder Massachusetts.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just like on the side of the street. Like
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: it was like a decorative type of thing, I think,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: just in case. And then my dad maybe go with
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: him to go to the spot where we hit, and
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: he just like inspected it and he was like, how
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: did this happen?
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Because he probably thought you were lying?
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah he did, which and you were No, I wasn't.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: You were texting, and then you switch it to it
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: being uh.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wasn't texting, but I wasn't. I was distracted.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: You're pressing buttons.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: I was pressing button as a we sixteen year old,
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: as a wee sixteen year old.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my parents did not.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: They were like my mom had like a rule that
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: you couldn't even change the radio, and uh, I still
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: would up getting into accidents.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: One time I was fucking piece of delivery driving and
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I fucking this is the same summer I ran over
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: two turtles. So I just fucking crunched the two turtles.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: It was fucking what kind of turtles do they have?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Like snapping turtles there? Probably there was in mass Chusets.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: There's big ass snapping turtles and if you live in
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: like a pond or something, they'll just like walk up
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: on your yard and they'll be a big ass snapping turtle.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: We actually had a uh we had a in my
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I have a pool, like a pretty small pool we
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: had one day. We were sitting there and al suden
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: there's a bunch of ships swimming around in the in
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: our pool. And we go out and shit like just
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: like there's like something swimming it. We thought it was
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: we had it was mice. We go out there and
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: it's like like upwards of one hundred baby snapping turtles.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Like they like the like the planted like eggs or
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: something like in the ground and they and they popped
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: out and they were like the size of like a
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: golf ball, and they all were just tiny ass snapping
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: turtles and they were all like we yeah, it was insane.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: It was one of the craziest things you've ever seen.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: They were crawling out of the out of the grass
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: and then going into the pool.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: And then we just took all of them. And we
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: have a pond right near my plod in my house.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: We just dumped them in there.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: You just dumped them in the pond, like they're not
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: all gonna live.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: No, I would say probably most of them died.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, me running them over that
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: summer felt fucking terrible every time. Yeah, But I was
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: backing out of the parking spot at this pizza place,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: about to bust down and delivery real quick, and I
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: looked to my left, I saw a group of people coming, looked.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: In the rear view mirror.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: There was nobody behind me, and I fucking backed up
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: and I heard a fucking blood curdling scream.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: It was the scariest scream of all time.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: And I and I had pulled out of the spot,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: and I looked to the left and this woman was like,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: you almost hit my child, and her little toddler had
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: like was walking like twenty feet ahead of them, And
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: so I pulled out between the toddler. So like, if
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I pulled out two seconds earlier, I would have smoked
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: the fucking toddler. But at the same time, it's like lady,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: walk with your fucking toddler. You're letting a fucking toddler
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: walk behind a parking lot. Yeah, fucking who's too small
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: to be seen by a rear view mirror. Yeah, but
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: that's like a that's an all time what if moment,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Like I think my life would be different. Oh no,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: definitely if I had just smoked a fucking yeah if
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I if you killed a toddler, or even just not
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: even even if it wasn't a kill, even if I
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: had just like had the thuught, like, I wouldn't even
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: be able to bring it up in conversations like this
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: because like everyone else would have to look at me differently.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, with your car, I almost hit it.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: I almost hit a girl when I was a senior
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: in high school backing out of my parking spot at
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: school because I was in this weird spot where if
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I didn't get out like right, well, if I wasn't
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: one of the first cars out of the parking lot,
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I would have been stuck there till like everyone left.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: So it was either like I got out with in
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: the first minute, or I was there for like twenty
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: minutes sitting in my car waiting to go and I
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: got there.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: And wait, twenty minutes. I thought you meant when everyone
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: left like four hours later or something. But you know,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: so you almost hit a girl over twenty minutes.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I uh.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I I was sitting in my car and I like ran,
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: I ran in. My little sister was in my car waiting,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: and I like turned the gas on instantly, put it
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: in reverse and just like look back and just slam
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: on the gas because it's like it's gotta be a
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: quick process.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: You gotta be first one out. Yeah, I hadn't. I
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: had a similar parking lot so I can empathize with.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I uh.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: And I turned around in this girls literally like she's
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: basically as close as inside of my car as she
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: could have been without actually like being in the car,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: you like, And I was like, hold fuck, and she
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: was like pissed and I knew the girl. And then
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I had to like text her after and be like, hey,
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: like I'm really sorry, like about almost hitting you with
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: my car.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: How like you you pulled up and breaked in time
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: or she got way breaked in time.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: She was uh, like deer in the head, like she
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: was not moving.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Oh really, she just froze yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, like going in, like going in the
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: monday after like paralyzing a girl.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking high school.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: I had a Kids would get in car accidents all
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: the time in the parking lots of school.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Like I got hit.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I was sitting in my car one time in the morning,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: like eating breakfast, like waiting to go into school, and
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I all of a sudden, my whole car just like
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: flies forward and I look over and this kid who
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: was on.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: The golf team with me hit my car on purpose.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: No, not on purpose, no.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Dude, that happened. In my high school. People used to
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: hit each other's cars on purpose. It'd be like, yeah,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: we're just bumped. I was like, wait a second, I
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: whiplash right now, Like I need a fucking neck brace now,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: because you bump my Corolla, you dickhead.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I and he got it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: He parked his car, got out and started walking like
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: he wasn't gonna sy anything. And I was like, dude,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I hopped out, and he was like, oh my god,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, and I was like he was he
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: was just not gonna say shit, he was just gonna
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: keep walking.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: How you have to do it sometimes, Yeah, that's definitely
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: how you have to do it.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: I definitely have a I'm probably not gonna.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Say I've driven away from a No, I have to
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: like eight, at like seventeen years old, I think I
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: like scraped the side of like, yeah, my dad's mini van,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: and I.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Was like, fucking yeah, I hit a car in the
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: gym parking lot and I just pulled out and parked
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: somewhere else and just.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Went into the gym.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: That's what bumpers are for.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was there was no there was no damage
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: or anything.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a bumper.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: And there's also the saying, I mean with rental cars,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: it's a rental don't be gentle. You just fucking if
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: it's a rental car, you can fucking you can put
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: like a certain amount of dnsin.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: You can fuck up a rental car a little bit
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: if you need to. Yeah, what what cities do you
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: want to go to? Geez?
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I guess I would like I mean,
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: I would like to go to LA, but I have
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: no interest in ever living in La.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Why, I don't know.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: It just sounds like it sucks too many homeless No,
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: I mean, not enough homeless.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: No, of the homeless people. I just think it's uh.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I've heard that it's just very like people with like
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: a bunch, like very big egos.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Like I think in a lot of towns, you can
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: go into the town and see who's like a big
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: deal just by like kind of looking around assessing the situation,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: how people dress, where they're seated, like h like what
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: they're doing.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: At like certain restaurants or places that you're out.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: But in LA you look around and everybody has like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: adopted those qualities, like the qualities that in another town
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: will make them like the big deal or whatever, like
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: how they act, how they dress, like the fucking VIP
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: that they're at, like how they talk about certain foods
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: where they're sitting, like everybody thinks that they're the big deal.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean I also feel like it I
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: don't understand, Like I know, it's like there's like everyone's
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: out in LA, like oh you gotta move to tell it,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah. I feel like it's also nowadays, I
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: feel like it's pretty easy to like do well in
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: like the entertainment industry without being without being in LA.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it helps to be in LA to like
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: collab with people. But also it's like I don't know,
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like you don't need to do that, and
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I just the idea of like having to like be
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: like like just like I don't know all the TikTokers
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: and shit out there, it's.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Like too much, too much.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: It would suck start a content house. Yeah, you're not
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: trying to start a content house.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, I'd be like fighting in rough
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: and rowdy against fucking Josh Richard.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Dude. The next thing.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: He really is crazy that the next thing you have
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: to do, like if you're an influencer is like fight,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: like that's like become the natural progression is.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: It just doesn't make sense either because it's like Bryce
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Hall's apparently Bryce Hall is fighting this like other TikTok
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: kid and I think Josh Richards might be fighting someone too.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: But it's like like like they did like they did.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: The Josh Richards is fighting somebody.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: I think so yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: I think they did a rest conference like yesterday and
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: it was like Bryce Hall and the guy got in
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: like a big massive scramble like at the prest. Now
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: it's like like what are like there's nothing to be like,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: what are they angry about like they don't like just
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: because they're both like content creators, Like there's no real
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: like I get like them fighting for entertainment persons but purposes, but.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Like pretending that there's like pretending there's like actual beef.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: It's like they're no, they're like, nothing happened.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also like their children of the Paul brothers,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: so they're like, yeah, I'm gonna do what they did
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: because it's like selling. I mean, it does help sell
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the fight, like it is like an extra clips for
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: people to watch to like be interested in it. Yeah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: but it just doesn't make any sense to like pretend
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: to like hate somebody and fight them.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's also just like what machoism is.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Like didn Bryce Shaus say he's been in like fifty
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: fights or some shit like that.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I mean Bryce Hall like fought like a waiter or
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: some shit because she like told him not vapor and she.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Told him the waiter or the waitress, I don't know
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: what it was. They the woman's.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Picturing him like fighting like badass woman like, and the
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: woman just is like standing in like fucking dodging his
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: punches and just in there like black fucking sneakers fucking
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: boxing them out. It is a crazy progression, but I
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: guess they all need, Like, uh, is it because it's
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: like a part to make money.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: You think it's just like the money that they do it,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Like why why fighting? Why why couldn't it be like, oh,
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: let's play one on one basketball.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I mean there should be. Yeah, I guess fighting.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: I guess just fighting as a fuck ton of money
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: in it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: And it's like a huge it's like the easy human
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: thing that everyone can understand.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, it sucks. TikTok's terrible.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: That.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: This is why I don't go on TikTok.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Like just like there's other like the dudes who you like,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: fucking Ben Marshall's not out there, like there's good things.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: There's yeah about Twitter, like they they post all this
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: shit on Twitter, But.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I mean that, But my point is that there's other people.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: There's redeeming shit on TikTok that's not just like.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like for one in every fucking ten thousand
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: videos that you look at, there's like one funny video.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: TikTok is brutal, and it's just like everything is just
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: the same. There's always I mean, you stroll TikTok ten swipes.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: You see the same video three times.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: But you also watch it that makes you angry.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, every it all makes me.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying you watch till the end of something
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: that makes you angry, Yeah, instead of like being.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: I don't have a self control model to.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Do it that. Yeah, you should play that. You should
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: play the algorithm.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You should be like, as soon as they're giving you
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: something that you know is gonna make you angry, as
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: soon as you see Bryce Sall's face, you should swipe
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: out of it. So like you're telling the algorithm that
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: you don't like that kind of stuff. But the problem
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: is you actually do like that kind of stuff, and
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you don't want to be on because you like it
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: so much that it turns into a self loathing thing
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and you're like, why do I fucking like this shit
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: so much?
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: You want to be in this way house boxing for fine?
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: No, I absolutely don't.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I hate all of it, Like it's just I feel bad,
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Like it's like my little sisters, like they're on TikTok
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: there and then it's like they have no attention span,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: like my little sit just no attention span, like the
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: content that they watch it's just like I mean, I
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: guess it's like an old person old move to be like,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: oh look, all this content's not as good as it
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: was when I was younger. But like when I was younger,
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: it was like Vine and Vine was like Nicoletti and
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Cody Coe and Casey Fry like all these hilarious dudes
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: who are still funniest.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: But that's what I mean, they're still funny. Like there's
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: no one like that.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Yes, there is that on TikTok.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: You're fuckings like people.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Some people will be like yeah, I was like following
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: like sass, Like it's like it's not like.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: That you're overpowered.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: You're overpowered by like Charlie Demilion and Josh Richards and
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Bryce Hall.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: But they those people were overpowered by like fucking yeah exactly.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: They literally they weren't Like Nash Grear had twenty million
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: followers exactly. Charlie Emilia has like one hundred twenty million followers.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like that's how big one platform is
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: to the other platform. Like Ben in Asia, Oh yeah,
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: I think so was it?
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: I think it was?
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: And then that's a misnumber by me.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, though there are there is
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: still good going on in these things.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: It doesn't just have to.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Be like the worst of it, Like the dude who
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: was fucking uh, who's the dude that they like, the
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: dude who has like the charges against him that was
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: like dancing to like a Paul Wall song the other day,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: and everyone.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, like the Andre Lopez, Yeah, I don't know what
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: is actual.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: He's like confirmed he's come back.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: And his brother are both pedophiles.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pedophiles. Yeah, not even just come back, just like
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: plain old pedophiles or whatever. But like, uh, even the
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: people who are coming at him, like the millennials coming
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: at him are just are corny too for being all
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: And it's just like there's so many people.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: Also.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: I think the fact that it's so easy to get
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: like massively famous on that app is like something that
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: also like annoys me because it's like you go on
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: like I don't know, you mean, go ahead, go ahead,
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: like just something like it's most of my hatred for
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: TikTok comes from the comments, and it's like you'll go
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: and they'll be like, oh, Will Smith's on TikTok now,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: and then you click on the comments and it's all
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: these like TikTok influences are like, yo, what's up.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Will like like they act Will comment back.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they act like they're all like buddies with Will
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Smith because they've got fucking a blue check on TikTok.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: But I'm also refreshed at the fact that there are
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: people who are super famous in outside of TikTok that
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: go on to TikTok and don't pop off.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like myself, but you at least, but there's some
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: people who have I have, like a sixth of your
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: following or following on TikTok is completely dead, and that's
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: part of the reason why I don't like TikTok.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: But the last time you posted a video was like
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Josh Richards just fucking reposted it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: But that's also just just like you gotta do like
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: I did, like a stitch if you do, if you
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: stitch anything, it does well.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, dude, I have stitch
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: shit that hasn't.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Gone crazy, but I think that I don't.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I don't like the algorithm on TikTok because it's like,
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: even if you have a certain amount of followers, you
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: can still have a video get no views because TikTok
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: can just like we don't like this video and just
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: push it down.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so weird.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Like like Twitter, it's like, I mean, you can get
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: your shit taken down, you can get banned and stuff.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: But it's like and Instagram like, but it's like anything
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: you post, it's like if you have followers, like it's
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: they're gonna see it.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: They're not gonna gets.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: There's been ship pushed down on Instagram for me. Actually,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: a couple types of videos have been.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know Instagram is getting more strict, I guess,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: but like Twitter, I know Twitter, it's like anything I post,
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: like people are gonna see it.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Like I said, super spreader in like a caps or something.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah I can't. But it's like that doesn't make sense,
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Like you should be able to.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Say that apparently, like any type of like violence or
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: anything now on Instagram. Instagram used to be like the
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: place to be for violence. There was all those like
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: there was all those like accounts that there's people dying.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh dude, I buy cars and like people
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: like getting electrocute.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Yea like following like six stories or whatever.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: That video went viral that guy died.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: There was a bunch of those videos and I followed
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: all of those accounts.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Like Vine used to be like that too.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Vine in the beginning was like people dying and porn.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Do you ever those like straight up porn on Vine?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Like Vine used to be a straight up.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Porn website That is hilarious.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: That was like when tworking became a thing, and then
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden it just turned into like people
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: fucking themselves on Vine.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: But I mean it gave us tworking. Honestly, what can
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: we do in seven seconds?
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: Stimulate?
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Making jokes in seven seconds is insane. I can't even
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: imagine doing that, like doing like seven seconds sketches.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: It's hilarious. Yeah, yeah, and it's it. That's how it
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: should be.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Your point about your sister having no attention span, dude,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I had no attention span growing up, and I didn't
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: have fucking no.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: But no, like they have no.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Like she like will watch a movie and she like
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: won't watch any of it, and then she's like, oh
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: my god, this movie is so bad. It's like because
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: you're not paying attention. But also it's like she'll be
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: on TikTok watching fucking Addison Ray shake her ass.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: The whole time on the White House lawn.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tworking on the Washington Monuments.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Ray, what is it Natalie Biden? Is that? Is that
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: the girl's name? Who's Biden's daughter? Is she? I think
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: it's Natalie?
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Is she on there?
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: I think so?
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Hang on Addison Ran Claudia Conway tworking on the White
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: House lawn.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: That's so funny. I hate Addison Ray with a passion.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Addisonasally my least favorite TikToker. Did you see that video
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: of her like making.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Out with Due? Yeah?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: That the like the cringiest part about that wasn't even
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: them kissing. And the cringiest part was that MTV does
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: like a Best Kiss Award.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, But also I had to watch a bunch
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: of videos of like people making out in movies and
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: be like, what's the best kids?
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: I think?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I remember one of the first Best Kiss Awards was
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: like fucking like Spider Man when.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: They like kiss upside down.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's It's like, but that's like the only
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: movie that you can do like any other kiss is
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: just gonna be a kiss. Like there's it's like the
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: fucking slam Dunk Contest where they like ran out of
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: other sweet kisses that people can do like, yeah, what
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do sideways now?
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: But the fact, I mean it was like the fact.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: That they're just like co stars who like fucking make
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: out on stage for like the pleasure of everybody.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: It's like a gladiator thing, like are you not entertained
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: making out with each other?
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: And then Bryce Hall was tweeting and he was like,
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: she was like, sucks, but I'm just gonna keep on
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: grinding anyway.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: Because that's his ex girl, ex girlfriend.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, who's like she I think she's fucking Jack Harlowe
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: now too.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Right, But even for him, that's gotta suck, like no
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: matter who. Like the fact that she's just like making
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: out with someone who's like the pleasure of tweens for
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: like the viewing pleasure of tweens.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: So they ten people that watch the MTV Awards.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: But she's your she's your least favorite.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Her tweets pissed me off so much.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Why because she just gets to shed dumby numbies and
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: you can't.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: She'll post it like she'll just post like the dumbest
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: shit possible. It's just like these people are just such
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: like surface level, like I don't know, it's just they
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: have nothing. They're no like there's no personality. It's just
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: like the be positive. I love everyone.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I mean it's it's a good gig if you can
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: It's a great like they never will have like she'll
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: never have to use her brand ever again, and neither
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: will Bryce Hall. Like these people will literally never have
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: to use their brands.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: But that's like how you turn into like out of
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: touch like punchline celebrity in like thirty years or something.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: But they are like the she they already are way
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: out of touch.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like the like they'll never be in touch.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: No, no, they're out.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: But I don't think they care. Like, I mean, Addison
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Ray went to college. I'm pretty sure, like then she
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: dropped out of college. Now she's probably worth like fifty
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: million dollars.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Like I was listening to uh fucking Conan O'Brien's podcast
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: today and uh, oh is that good?
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: It's incredible. Yeah, he's I mean, he's just one of
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: the funniest dudes of all time.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: But he had Seth Rogan on or maybe it was
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: a couple of days ago, and Seth Rogan was telling
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: a story about like how like Nicholas Cage. It like
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: would just like have him into a meeting, like just
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: so we could like ask him a question, be like
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: did you steal this idea for me? Like he would
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: have the pretense of a meeting like something no normal
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: human would do. He would get his answer, and he
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: would just storm out and just like be completely disassociated
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: from anything that a normal human would do, because like
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: his entire life, he's lived in this like bubble of
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: a spotlight of people sucking his dick and telling him
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: how fucking incredible he is.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: It's like fucking it's It's.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Like it's not it's not an enviable position to be in,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's she's easy to hate,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: but she also sucks.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have you have you seen have you heard John
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: mulaney talk about like working on SNL with the celebrities
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: and how they're all assholes?
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: No, what did he say?
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: It's just like I don't know, I forget who it was.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: He's got like a he's.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Talking about it in like a like special I forget
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: who he was talking about.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: But he was just like fuck some super famous musician.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: He was like they were like writing a song together
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: for a sketch and it was like just John Mlaney
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: and him and John Wallney's office and they were like
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: writing and John Wayne is like pitching him jokes and
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: he's just like not funny. Like they're just like they're
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: just like super out of touch, like super big assholes,
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: like a.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Lot of that, like not even like politely being like okay,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: like let's work shop or like maybe that one couldn't
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: work or.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Something like that.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: I think it was just like I forget who it was.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: It would be a lot better if I knew it was,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: but he was just like not funny, dude.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: There's been people who work at barstool who have like
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: like that. They don't work here now, but like people
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: on like the business side who like I've been like okay,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: like I got a couple ideas for you, and like
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I'd give him an idea that like turned out to
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: be like a recurring series of like fucking content that
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: they could use like over years. It was like called
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: barguments or something like that. That was the first of like
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: a listed thirty. He's like, okay, like what else you got,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: like come on, like give me somebody and he like
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: at me like I was like a dog.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: He was like snapping at me.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Being like, come here, give me some like give me more,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: but on the SNL on the SNL subject, I think
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: some of the cast members too, can like smell their
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: own dicks a little bit too much.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: They could smell their part.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Like the dude when uh Elon Musk was on and
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: he was like, what are some good skits that I
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: could write? The cast members were like, uh, first of all,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: they're called sketches. It's like, dude, you're a fucking loser, Like,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Whether he calls him a skit
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: or a sketch, Like, sorry, he doesn't know the exact terminology.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Go start talking to him about fucking rockets.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: See if he's like, like, he's the one who supposedly
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: has like fucking as bergers, and he's like he would
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: be gracious enough to tell you that, Like he wouldn't
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: be shitting on you for like calling rocket fuel the
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: wrong kind of shit, Like you're a dickhead for being like, oh,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: it's actually a skit, Like it's actually a sketch.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: It was it was bo and Yang and like is
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: it Chris Red, is he Bryant? What's her name?
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Amy, Bryan Ade Brian Bryant.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like apparently SNL is like offering them like
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: a safe a safe space. S NOW was offering cast
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: members and writers a safe space if they didn't want
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: to interact with Elon Musk, which is just I don't know,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: it's so weird, but yeah, I.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Can't interact with the billionaire no, I.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Mean, yeah, I don't know, just so weird. Apparently SNL
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: ends this week though that's the season finale.
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: It, Yeah, you're gonna be on, You're gonna you're gonna
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: go on.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: No, but I just feel like, yeah, I feel like
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: SNEL just needs to clean out the whole cast. Yeah,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: and it's just so weird because like in like for me,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: like I think, like Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett are
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: like two of the funniest people like on the planet,
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: and it's just like that I just don't I think
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: they should just leave SNL. I used to be like
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: I love the idea of SNL, Like like I mean,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: like I love the idea of like a live sketch
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: show like weekly with like hosts, Like it's such a
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: great idea, but like it's just like it's just this
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: season was just like unbearably bad.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: They're just cramming like six music videos.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, the music.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know what, I don't know if
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: they're trying to like redo like that. I think they're
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: trying to, Like I mean, it seems like they're trying
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: to like redo like the Lonely Island, Like they're trying
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: to get that going, because like me and my friend
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: are talking about this weekend, Like the Lonely Island.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Those guys must be still pulling in like a fuck
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: load of money from their songs.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Definitely, like a fuck ton.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Those those videos have like over one hundred million views,
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: like all of them. Yeah, and and on Spotify they
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: all have like one hundred million plays. Like they're like
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: those are like those are like those are fucking.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Huge, And that's just passive income there.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: They can like they must still be making money from that, and.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: It's not like they've retired.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: It's like they're doing other stuff to make money simultaneously. Dude,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Just being that's one of the fucking sweet That's one
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: reason to move to Hollywood. There's not a ton, but
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: like being in a fielder genre where you can just
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: like someone will just send you a ten thousand dollars
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: check from time to time or like more.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, when I was.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Writing on this fucking TV show, like for years after
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the fact, I'd just get like a random like ten
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars check, like fifteen thousand.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Dollars just from like what show is it? It was
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: a show where celebrities battle wrapped each other. Oh really, dude,
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: it was Uh.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I mean that that was a an area where you
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: could really see how like some some celebrities were Like
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: there was a woman that came onto the show and uh,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: she was supposed to battle wrap a Asian dude, and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: she like had agreed to do it, and she got
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: her fucking her script and she's like, there's Asian jokes
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: in here and walked off this.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: She walked off.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Battle rapping is very like, uh, like they don't hold back.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: On that exactly. You're not like supposed to hold back.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: And they were like the most tame, like dumb down,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: like the least defensive Asian jokes of all time.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: And uh, she just was like, no one told me
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: I'd have to make jokes about Asian people like that.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: It's like, you agreed to be on a show where
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: you battle rap against somebody.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just absolutely preposterous.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Wayne Brady came on and he uh, he just like uh,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: he was like pissed it was taking too much time
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: and so he just like freestyled and like destroyed all
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: the producers.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: He just like went on stage. It was like, you're
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: a fucking nerd, You're a fucking bitch. I just went
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: down the line. It was just fucking letting people.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. The craziest it is when like a famous
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: actor like flips out on like the crew and everything
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: they had. Michael Sarah did a funny skitch sketch on that,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: like he did like who who was the was it?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Tom Cruise, who was very recently over the pandemic, was
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: like one of the some guy on the crew or
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: like the camera guy.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tom Cruise did it as like a performance, though
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: you could tell he's like.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Don't ever do this. This is bad. Yeah.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was pissed, but he made sure to make
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: a big enough scene about it that it would get
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: picked up and he was like, I will keep yelling
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: to make sure someone has started filming.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: He kept on reasserting his premise at the beginning in
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: case someone had started filming late.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: And to make sure it went viral so everyone could
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: see how much he cared.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, who else did?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: The Australian uh, fucking what's his name? Fucking Christian Bale
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: was one of like the early.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Christian Bale look at me. Yeah, it's crazy. It's Christian
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Bale is awesome though.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: I love Christian Bale, but yeah, it's crazy to just
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: screen at a I mean, I don't know. I guess
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: like making a movie probably gets pretty hostile, like probably
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: gets tense.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I think that that's another person who just has never
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: lived in the real world. Yeah, when you're like screaming
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: at someone you work with who's like not doing like
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: imagine if you did that in like the.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Halls of barstool.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you just like yelled at a salesperson for
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: like walking in the background while you're doing an Instagram
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: at being like you're just tracking me, I'm trying to
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: do a dude like that, who is this walking by?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: Do that again and you'll be fired. How does that
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: sound a least?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some poor girl, some poor like little girl like
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: dropping her coffee when.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: We were at a but we did the blue the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: bat thing with that even that like even like I mean,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: I know, like Corey had reasons for getting I'm mad
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: about like the foods, bread and stuff, but I was
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: just like I was so uncomfortable.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Because Corey was like because we got because like I
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: get why he was mad because apparently, like the producing
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: company that we work with, like they charged just like
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: like five hundred dollars something and then we get there
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: and it's like ten bagels. So I get what he
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: was mad about. How he was like this is unacceptable,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah. But he was like pissed and he
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: kept on telling it, and he was like he was
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: like telling people to go out and get us food
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: and stuff, and I was like, dude, like I had
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: a quest bar for.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: Breakfast time, Like I really don't need to be fed.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: Every Yeah, I don't need it.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Even the word when whenever Hollywood people like say like crafty, yeah,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: it's like it makes my game crawl a little bit.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: It's like just like anything.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just the way that that
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: word is designed, but like crafty is such.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Like a fucking being being at that thing and being
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: like like having all those camera dudes there and being
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: like treated as like real, like the talent was just
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: like even that. It's just like I'm I'm like in
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: a lower probably a lower position than you guys are,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Like I don't need to be like actually treated like
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  Speaker 3: I'm like above you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Can I get you anything? Just so weird another multi
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: grain bar, mister Sasquad.
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  Speaker 1: We're just gonna like and everyone's like waiting around for
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: like a half hour for you to like come outside.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you could have just like grabbed me,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Like I'm not like trying to like make this be
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: on my time. But you could tell that everyone just
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: has PTSD from like being around or like catering to
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: people who.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Actually are like yeah, actual assholes. Yeah I would suck.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: It would be a tough job, definitely being able to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: look Ellen in the eyes while you're on while you're
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: on fucking while you're producing the show.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Who looked me in the eye? Yeah they didn't.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj, wasn't she a famous like you can't look
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: her in the eye type of person. There's like a
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: bunch of stories about like waitresses that tried to like
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: look Nicki Minaj in the eye.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: She's like, why is she looking me.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Such a crazy thing? Why is she looking at me
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: in the eye?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, who is that? And why is she looking
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: at so weird? It is fucking insane.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I would want to look like. I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: have trouble making eye contact with Dave. I mean, like
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: the three times I've talked to.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Him, exactly, what do you don Yeah.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Because it's just someone who's just in a different realm
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: of life than you are, Like they don't we don't
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: live the same life.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Right, And it's like, am I like you're worried about
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: bothering it? Am I bothering? Like I'm sorry, I'm trying
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: to bother you. Yeah, I'm sorry, miss Minaj. I just
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: was trying to take your order. I'm your waitress. Why
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: is this bitch looking at me?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: I had a I had a uh I worked.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: I was a bus boy when I was in like
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: sophomore year of high school, and I had a guy
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: was a fancy aast restaurant. I had a guy that
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: was kind of gave me like I don't look at
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: me type situation.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Was, Yeah, he gave me a that like go away.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Shut up. Yeah, he garsoned.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I was like asking if they needed water or something,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: and he waved me off.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, Jesus Christ, was he on his phone? Now?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: He was in the middle.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: They were talking, but it's like we're not gonna stand
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: there awkward, the gonna wait for you guys to stop talking.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: I was a terrible bus boy though at the same time,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: that was the worst job I've ever had in my
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: entire life.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: What were your duties?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: The bus boy?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: But it was like when you're a bus boy, I
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: feel like you just different types of boys. They pawn
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: off the way the waiters and the waitresses pawn off
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: all of their duties to you because they actually they're
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: like really they act like they're way busier than like
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: the bus boys are, so.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: They could just like go on their phones and sit back.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: And everyone that I worked with was like scumbags. And
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: I and I was like fucking thirteen years old or something,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: and I like, and I I remember one time I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: brought out there was like this big ass there was
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: this big ass party that came in and I brought
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: out the talk fish tacos early earlier than the kind
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: of restaurant.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: It's just like American food. I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: There was no theme. Maybe it was seafood. It like
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: a beach town, but you rushed out the I brought
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: the fish tacos way too early.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: And then and then all of a sudden, I'm like
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: in the dish washing room when i hear people yelling
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: outside like you.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: Brought up the fish tacos, and I'm just like, fuck me.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: I'm like, this sucks. And then and then then and
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: then I have to go have a meeting with the
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: fucking manager and the.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Chef for bringing out the fish tacos.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, you gotta get your act together, Harry.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: They're telling us you brought out the fish tacos a
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: little bit early.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: That was my home, that was my That was easily
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: my biggest like high and dry quit quitting of a
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: job I've ever done.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: I quit.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: I was supposed to work on like Christmas Eve and
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: I or it was the day before Christmas. Even I
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: called and I was like, hey, like I can't. I
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm pretty busy coming up, Like I need
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: you guys take me off the schedule. And he's like,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: all right, you'll still be in tonight though, right, we
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: need you, and I was like yeah, and then I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: just never showed up.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: He didn't collect the last paycheck.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: You're just like fuck it, yeah, I'm never gonna get
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: that money now.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: It was, uh, it was terrible, terrible place to work.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Being a bus boy just sucks. Though the hours are terrible.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know, I feel like working like if
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: you're working at a minimum wage job, it's like.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: Working in like retail would be undeniably better. Yeah, I'd
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: rather work at a fucking Macy's than work at like
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: a restaurant.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Or like a or like a less like a store
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: that no one goes in. Yeah, yeah, like a super
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: not busy store where you don't have to touch.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: Just like or like I work in a grocery store.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Like I mean, I've applied to so many like jobs
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: like that, but it's just like working in a working
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: in a grocery stores headphones in, just like stacking shit
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: all day would be so much better than just like
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: fucking running around a bar.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah you can't have headphones in.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: You're just like fucking getting yelled at, like by like
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: a scumbag like waitress who's like.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: Bar backing be a pretty good job you ever. Did
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: you ever work in like a bar?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I was a bouncer in college. Oh really, I was
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: like a hit like front door bouncer.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: I was like checking people's ideas and shit.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: But there would be brawls sometimes, and like the other
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: bouncers were like love to get in the mix and
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: like start.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Brawling it out. Yeah, and I'd just be like, you
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: guys can fucking fight.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: Like I always had a bouncer to a bar or
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: like a club.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: It was like, uh, it was called a club, but
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: it was like a bar.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because I feel like a I've never actually
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: seen a fight go out. One time, my buddy, when
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: I was in Tampa a couple of months ago, I
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: was at a bar and my friend fell in the bathroom.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: He slipped on his back and fell back like he
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: fell like he slipped and then fell on his back.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: Did he get that wind knocked out of him? No?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: It was so it just happened so fast, And the
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: bouncer was a hard he was wearing like a he
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: was wearing a bulletproof vest and like a he had
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: like a double masks.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: It was like the dude was like like clearly he
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: like didn't make it into the fucking Navy seals or something.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: So now he's all those dudes either former wrestlers, like
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: they didn't.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: He picked up my friend like held him like a
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: baby and carried him out of the bar because he slipped,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: like he was like like he looked like he looked
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: like he was like a firefighter carrying out like a
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: burn victim. And my friend was like fililing around. He's like,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: what the fuck are you doing, dude, And then he
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: got in. He was like your hammer, get out of here.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: You lost your balance, son, And he was like I'm completely.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: Fine, like I slipped, like the bathroom slippery, and the
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: guy just let him back in.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: How did he even see that he slipped? Was he
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: in the bathroom?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: The door was like propped open because there was like
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: a line at the bathroom. The door was like propped open,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: and it was a hilarious. It was like one of
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: the It was like the quickest, like it literally all
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: happened within five seconds, like him falling and then just
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: being lifted out of the bathroom.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Huge bouncers love to pick people up. These guys I
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: work with were always trying to like pick people up
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Pick people up or like tackle people.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you probably make you probably made a fun ton
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: of money doing that. Tips And did you get tips?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't get Actually we know we got tipped
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: out a little bit, but like oh.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: Really, because that's like a big thing.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: And like college bars is like if you don't get
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: in with your ID, you come back again in line
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: with twenty dollars under the under the the ID.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I never I ever.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: Doing any funny business.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: I never said no to someone's ID unless their ID
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: said that they were younger.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, if.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Their ID is like yeah, you're like clearly seventeen years
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: old on ID.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but as long as But then one day.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: A girl like got hit by a bus and they're like,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: yeah she was like nineteen and she said she was
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: in here.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's fuck. That's how it always goes down.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: There was a bar like that always goes down, Like.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: Well, that's how like, no, that's how that's how places like.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Lose their liquor licenses and shit, right exactly becomes a
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: big deal. That's why Massachusetts is so strict.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: But it's like the idea is the idea she showed
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: me like had her face and you can't.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't. I feel like you would be pretty hard,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: Like it's pretty hard to.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Like have the bouncer get in trouble for that, Like
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: you're not a fucking cop, right, like trained to know
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: what a real idea like, especially like id's look so
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: much different in every state, Like Connecticut ideas look they're
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: fucking stickers, right, there's like a fucking Pokemon card with
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: like a with like.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: An idea over it, or New York ideas are always
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: like the most worn down thing ever, like they've been
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: like thumbed through like the pages of a Harry Potter
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: Having like having to be having to know what fuck
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: what state like what every idea looks like.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: Is, or like yeah, what a real idea looks like
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: from every state? It just doesn't make any sense. All right,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: We're done, alright, awesome, sounds good. Good, This was fun. Yeah,