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Chris Rock’s Response, Comics React and Josh Wolf · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 3: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well, last night was
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  Speaker 3: And then it is gone. It's gone from the universe.
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  Speaker 3: But let me tell you, It was so funny. It's
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  Speaker 3: And they were hilarious. And I was really pleased with it.
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  Speaker 3: And I loved all the comments of how much you
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  Speaker 3: The second one, there's still tickets. Come see me. I
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  Speaker 3: had a great time doing stand-up at Brea. I wore
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  Speaker 3: need to worry, Tempe. I just want to get into,
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  Speaker 3: before I bring out Josh Wolfe, who's a hilarious comedian,
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  Speaker 3: and we get really into some juice today, I just
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  Speaker 3: want to talk about The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Because, listen,
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  Speaker 3: I'm all for charity, and I love that Dolores thing.
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  Speaker 3: had a celebrity baseball game with all the cast of
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  Speaker 3: The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the husbands and everything,
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  Speaker 3: against some corporation. And they sold 2,000 tickets that went
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  Speaker 3: to charity. Good for her. I know that's part of
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  Speaker 3: her life. I'm glad we got to see it. I'm
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  Speaker 3: glad we got to see Teresa have a collab with
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  Speaker 3: her daughter, Gia, bring leggings to everybody. And then Margaret go,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to wear them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: You weren't nice to me at the tree when we
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  Speaker 3: went ziplining at the tree thing. I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: talk about it. I can ask you a question about Louie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like the way you're talking about me, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to wear your leggings. And then we
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  Speaker 3: have to sit through, and we checked it. How many
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  Speaker 3: minutes was it, 18? It was 14 minutes. It was
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  Speaker 3: 14 minutes of just the actual baseball game. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: first inning, second inning, third inning, fourth inning. The only
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  Speaker 3: juicy part, which I don't even think was juicy, was
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  Speaker 3: when Teresa– basically body shamed Margaret and said to some people,
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  Speaker 3: if Margaret would have worn my leggings, her ass wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: jiggle so much and she'd probably be a better baseball
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  Speaker 3: player and maybe she would score a point. That's what
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  Speaker 3: we had to sit through 18 minutes of. I love you,
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  Speaker 3: New Jersey. Your girls are being real, but I do
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  Speaker 3: not appreciate the editors that maybe sit through 18 minutes
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  Speaker 3: of a baseball game, okay? Now let's get to the
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  Speaker 3: fun and the juice from comedian Josh Wolfe. Hello and
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  Speaker 3: welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a returning favorite, an
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  Speaker 3: old friend, a total delight, comedian, musician, model, Josh Wolf.
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  Speaker 2: I have to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good. Nobody's ever described me as a total delight before.
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  Speaker 2: That felt pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: You're pretty delightful.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: You've always been, you know, nice guy. So, you know,
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  Speaker 3: we had you on the schedule to come.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And I was really like, wow, I think maybe by
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  Speaker 3: the time we record this on Wednesday, this Will Smith,
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  Speaker 3: Chris Rock thing, no. I still have so many thoughts
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  Speaker 3: and so much more has come out and other people
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  Speaker 3: have spoken. Will, of course, apologized. And Chris was just
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  Speaker 3: seen in Boston. The shows are sold out, which, you know,
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  Speaker 3: that's also amazing. I mean, I'm sure he was doing fine,
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  Speaker 3: but you know, and not only, even if this didn't happen,
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  Speaker 3: audience would have been reminded that he's a great comedian.
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  Speaker 3: They should go buy his tickets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I really feel like if you were going to
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  Speaker 3: buy a ticket for him now, even if you are
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  Speaker 3: dying to hear what he's going to say about it,
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  Speaker 3: you're just like, I just want to support Chris Rock.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to support Chris Rock and know that
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  Speaker 3: I am a fan of comedy. Yeah. And I'm not
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  Speaker 3: okay with what happened is what I feel people are.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. I've been reading about the ticket sales and
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  Speaker 2: it made me laugh because they were writing it like,
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  Speaker 2: This little underdog, Chris Rock, is finally selling tickets. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: what are we talking about? He was going to sell
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  Speaker 2: out anyways.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he would have.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm so curious as a comic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What he's going to say.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Because he, look, if
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  Speaker 2: he goes back, there's a couple ways to handle this.
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  Speaker 2: Just like that night. That night, he had three choices
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  Speaker 2: to handle it. As a professional. He could have handled
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  Speaker 2: it as a comic or he could have handled it
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  Speaker 2: with his ego. His, if he handled with his ego,
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  Speaker 2: there's a fight. If he handles it as a comic,
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  Speaker 2: which I almost expected him to do, I thought he
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  Speaker 2: was going to say something about.
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  Speaker 3: Well, interesting. They say that. So I was talking to
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  Speaker 3: my son, Drake, we're talking about it. And he goes,
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  Speaker 3: you know, did you see how the first time, uh,
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  Speaker 3: You know, Will heckled him as he sat down and
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  Speaker 3: he said, keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth.
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  Speaker 3: There's a moment where Chris is about to say something back.
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  Speaker 3: And then it's like he checked himself and was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not in a comedy club. This isn't a random dude.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Oscars. And he went back into full-blown
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  Speaker 3: professional mode. And we've all had our act interrupted. And
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  Speaker 3: we've had someone yell or be disruptive or whatever. And
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  Speaker 3: I've had to be like, stop. I'm sorry. You're going
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  Speaker 3: to have to leave. And I hate that. But I
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  Speaker 3: am able to go back to literally the next word
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  Speaker 3: that I was going to say before I was interrupted.
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  Speaker 3: And it's just something that as comedians... We are really,
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  Speaker 3: it's the greatest talent. It's like you have to go
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  Speaker 3: on stage when you got in a fight with your
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  Speaker 3: spouse two minutes before, got word that a high school
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  Speaker 3: friend died. You have to be on stage for 110
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  Speaker 3: minutes being funny, and you have to do it. And
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  Speaker 3: it's why it's such a unique talent that we can
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  Speaker 3: pat ourselves on the back for and why so few people.
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  Speaker 2: Can do it. You're talking about getting a room full
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  Speaker 2: of people together who have never met, And to get
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  Speaker 2: them to all laugh at the same thing and then
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  Speaker 2: to get stopped midway and to pick up. But I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you something, you know, when I hear people stay.
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  Speaker 3: In a regular comedy, because those people know each other.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But when I, when I hear people stay, you know,
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  Speaker 2: be like, well, Will Smith stuck up for his wife. Yo,
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  Speaker 2: even if you're going to run that narrative, here's what
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  Speaker 2: I would say. As a, cause people like he did
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  Speaker 2: grown man stuff. I consider myself to be a grown
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  Speaker 2: man too. Do you know what me as a grown
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  Speaker 2: man would have done? If I looked at Beth and
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  Speaker 2: saw her that upset, I would have looked at her.
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  Speaker 2: I would have patted her on the knee. I would
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  Speaker 2: have stood up at the joke. I would have walked,
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  Speaker 2: waited side stage for him. When he walked off stage,
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  Speaker 2: I would have said to him, as a man, hey man,
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  Speaker 2: not in front of the cameras, because when you do
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  Speaker 2: something in front of the cameras, that's a show. Yo,
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  Speaker 2: what Will Smith did was a show for party of one.
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  Speaker 2: That was 100% for Jada. To be like, look, Jada,
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  Speaker 2: I can be a man. That was show for party one.
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  Speaker 2: A real man, what you do is you don't make
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  Speaker 2: a spectacle. It's not like you don't post on Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: this is how many charities I gave to. You just
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  Speaker 2: give to charities, right? So this dude, what he should
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  Speaker 2: have done, walked to the side of the stage and
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  Speaker 2: been like, hey, man, I don't know if you know
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  Speaker 2: what my wife's going through, but this is her disease.
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  Speaker 2: What you said really bothered her. I'm going to need
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  Speaker 2: you to apologize to her. Or when we come back
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  Speaker 2: from commercial, All they're going to be talking about is
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  Speaker 2: that you and I are fighting backstage.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That's grown man shit. Not a show for everybody to see.
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  Speaker 2: That's a dude who feels like he has to prove
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  Speaker 2: that he's there for... Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: That was sad. I think it's so many things with
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  Speaker 3: Will Smith. I think it's extreme Hollywood privilege that supersedes
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  Speaker 3: any kind of sex, gender, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: No doubt.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how old he was when he got...
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  Speaker 3: Can you look up how old he was when he
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  Speaker 3: got Prince of Bel-Air? And he already was successful prior
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  Speaker 3: to that. He already had the song and the music. Very,
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  Speaker 3: very young. This isn't a person who got their first
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  Speaker 3: break at 32. This is someone that has been beloved.
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  Speaker 3: There has never been a scratch on his reputation. People
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  Speaker 3: across the globe love him. 22 is when he got that.
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  Speaker 3: And as a couple... For many years, they were couple
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  Speaker 3: goals before people were using the word couple goals.
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  Speaker 2: And untouchable.
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  Speaker 3: Untouchable. They dressed like they were cute. They would sit
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  Speaker 3: on Oprah and, you know, it was she, even though
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  Speaker 3: she's five feet tall, she wears the pants. Oh, isn't
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  Speaker 3: it cute when a wife treats her husband like shit?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that funny? Isn't it funny? But if a man does,
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  Speaker 3: it's complete abuse. Run for the hills. We're picking up
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  Speaker 3: a van and taking you to a shelter.
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  Speaker 2: Think about the joke, Regina King, right? And by the way,
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  Speaker 2: you know what was lost that night is how great
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  Speaker 2: of a job that she Wanda Sykes and Amy Schumer
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  Speaker 2: did I thought they were really funny.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's interesting that you bring that up because no
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  Speaker 3: but I want to get back to the couple goals
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  Speaker 3: thing so the couple goals thing has changed though the
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  Speaker 3: narrative of the couple goals change for so long I
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  Speaker 3: remember being in a writer's room and Like, maybe I
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  Speaker 3: was on, I think I was writing White Chicks or something,
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  Speaker 3: and some couple had broke up. I think Tom Cruise
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  Speaker 3: and Nicole Kidman broke up. And I said, my gosh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, anyone can break up except for Jada and Will.
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  Speaker 3: And the whole place, like, exploded in laughter because we're like,
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  Speaker 3: the world will lose their minds. Like, they are the
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  Speaker 3: most beloved couple. Everybody wants to be them. They have
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  Speaker 3: the two cute kids. They're funny. They're funny on Oprah.
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  Speaker 3: Oprah loves their relationships. They jab at each other. That
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  Speaker 3: was all exposed. Yeah. When her lover, who was her
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  Speaker 3: stepson's friend.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. How gross is that? If you found out that
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  Speaker 3: a man was having sex with his stepdaughter's friend.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: It would not be an entanglement.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. So that comes out and then they had to address, well,
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  Speaker 3: we have an open marriage. Here's the thing. The girl
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  Speaker 3: that's sitting at home that's 28, who's single, her couple goal.
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  Speaker 3: Is not to be having an open marriage at 50.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: It's not. So the whole narrative changed. The whole way
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  Speaker 3: we feel about them changed. And yeah, people joke about
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  Speaker 3: it on stage. And you're right. So the girls did
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  Speaker 3: a great job. Wanda, I don't know if you saw,
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  Speaker 3: Wanda just was on Ellen. Wanda Sykes. And, you know,
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  Speaker 3: Wanda obviously, you know, is a comedian, but she's also,
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  Speaker 3: her first job was writing on the Chris Rock variety
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  Speaker 3: show because I worked with her on Kenan. They're extremely close.
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  Speaker 2: I wrote on all of us. I wrote on Will
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  Speaker 2: and Jada's show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: So I've known about their relationship for a long time.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, let me finish this and then I want
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  Speaker 3: to hear about that. So anyway, she basically said, And
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  Speaker 3: Ellen was great. And she was like, the three of
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  Speaker 3: you did a great job. And she goes, the first
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  Speaker 3: thing that Chris Rock said to me when I saw
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  Speaker 3: him at the after party was he said, I went
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  Speaker 3: up to him to talk to my friend. And he
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  Speaker 3: was like, I am so sorry. She goes, what do
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  Speaker 3: you mean you're sorry? And he's like, this was supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be your night. You and Regina and Amy did
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  Speaker 3: so great. And this is like– and she's like, obviously,
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  Speaker 3: it's not your fault, Chris. But that's the kind of
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  Speaker 3: person he is. And that's the kind– a person, a
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  Speaker 3: good performer is, it's like, I'm the secondary player. That
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  Speaker 3: was your night, all that. And he, um, but anyway, so,
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  Speaker 3: so they talked about that, but, uh, and, and they
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  Speaker 3: did do a good job and everything and it was
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  Speaker 3: fun and they joked about it, but no one, of course,
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  Speaker 3: you know, no one's talking about that really, but tell
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  Speaker 3: me about working on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just also make one small note about, you know,
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  Speaker 2: there was a joke about how Regina King was single and,
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  Speaker 2: And she was calling dudes on stage to give them
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  Speaker 2: COVID tests with their tongue.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And so I was laughing at that. I was laughing.
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  Speaker 2: And Beth was like, why are you laughing at that?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's funny. She said, can you imagine if
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  Speaker 2: it was a male host calling women on stage to
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  Speaker 2: say that they're cute and they're hot and I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to give you a COVID test with my tongue? What
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  Speaker 2: that entire crowd would be doing? Right. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I hadn't even thought of that. That's not where my
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  Speaker 2: brain goes. You know, they can do it, but I
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  Speaker 2: can't and all that. But so crazy because that was
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  Speaker 2: like– She was like, it's a direct, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: violate you with my tongue. You have no choice because
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  Speaker 2: you're a good looking dude and that's what I want
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  Speaker 2: to do. And I was like, I had, this is
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  Speaker 2: where my brain goes.
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  Speaker 3: I know everybody, you know, talks about the straight males
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  Speaker 3: in comedy and all that. But I'm the first to
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  Speaker 3: say that as a female, we get a lot, get
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  Speaker 3: away with a lot more on stage than the guys
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  Speaker 3: can today.
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  Speaker 2: Today, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah. You know, like, especially when
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  Speaker 3: you talk about men and spouse and or even messing
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  Speaker 3: with men in the audience versus messing with women, but
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  Speaker 3: it is a different thing. And, and men are raised different.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it shouldn't all be the same. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want it to be the same. There are different standards
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  Speaker 3: for different people for different things.
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  Speaker 2: I do think though, that like when you make somebody unjokeable,
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  Speaker 2: you separate them in a way that I don't think
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  Speaker 2: is good.
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  Speaker 3: I agree. Great point.
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  Speaker 2: I don't look, if you're unjokeable, that is, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you're better than me. Like, I don't quite understand. Like,
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  Speaker 2: how that works. And I'm all bored. Look, either you
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  Speaker 2: get to laugh at everybody or you can laugh at nobody.
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  Speaker 2: But to me, you don't get to pick and choose.
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  Speaker 2: That one touches my heart a little bit, but I
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  Speaker 2: like to laugh at fat people. Do you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? Like, I don't think you can, you can
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  Speaker 2: choose those two.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Although fat people are fun to laugh at.
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  Speaker 3: But here, you know, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. Beth, like Bethany Frankel, someone sent
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  Speaker 3: me something. She's a housewife of New York, but she's
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  Speaker 3: also very established and she's And someone's like, what do
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  Speaker 3: you think of this? And she's like, I mean, why
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  Speaker 3: does Will Smith get to say this? Is there some
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  Speaker 3: certificate you get as a comedian? First of all, I
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  Speaker 3: met Bethany Frankel 20 years ago and she was obsessed
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  Speaker 3: with the fact that I was a comedian. She's always
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  Speaker 3: wanted to be a comedian and she couldn't. So in
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  Speaker 3: her world, she feels like, oh, I can't say– I
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  Speaker 3: say something and I get shit. Here's the thing, people.
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  Speaker 3: We're all getting shit for what we say. Comedians, politicians,
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  Speaker 3: normal people, people on podcasts, because it's so easy to
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: make a comment. But what concerns me in the realm
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: of comedy and live stand-up, which is still the purest
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: form of comedy, it's more pure than a TikTok, a podcast,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: than a sketch, because you're completely vulnerable by yourself, and
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: why I do think it's the hardest craft and why
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: so few people can do it successfully, is that It's
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: just you saying this. For people now, in their mind,
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: whenever somebody says something on a podcast, on an Instagram,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: on a TikTok, they can write a comment. Now they're
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: going to be in the club. Hopefully this will be
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: the thing that stops this, but I think the fear is,
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: is this going to be more of a thing? That
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: you're at a comedy club, someone says something you don't like,
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: and they're ready to start a fight with you because
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: their opinion gets to be heard in every other medium
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: and venue except in an actual live room.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I think 100% you're going to see an uptick on
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: people walking to the stage. And when I say uptick,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think it's going to last, it'll
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: be one of those things, but there's going to be
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: people coming to the stage. There is, someone is going
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: to get hurt. And I don't know if it's going
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: to be a comic or an audience member. I don't
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: know if it's going to translate and maybe not happen
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: on stage, but it happens at meet and greets. We're
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: so exposed at meet and greets, Heather. Like there's no
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: security standing there. It's a line of fucking strangers. You
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: don't know. It's dark too. When I say something to
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: somebody talking in the crowd, I don't remember what that
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: person looks like. But they could be in that meet
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: and greet line.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: And they could be brewing the whole time.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: The entire time.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, the thing is, is that, you know, this
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: is where I'm always afraid of where the future's going
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: on all levels. It's like the haves and the have-nots. Now,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: someone who's very successful can go on the road. And
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: even if they're playing small comedy clubs, they can hire
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: private security. They can have local security. They can have
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: security with them. And Average Comics is making a couple
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: grand to do four shows. The club... doesn't even have
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: the staff for security, you're certainly not going to be
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: able to afford your own security.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: It's probably a papered show. So the people aren't true
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: fans of yours. And so if you say something, you know,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: all it takes is for you to embarrass the wrong
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: guy sitting with his wife or girlfriend.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: When I was in Nashville, okay. Zanies years ago. Um,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I was making fun of this dude and, um, he
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: got up and started to walk to the stage.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: And by the way, not too long ago, and I'm
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: not going to mention the club because they asked me
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: not to. And I have a video of this, but
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: they asked me not to post it. It was a
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: dude at my show who pulled a knife on a
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: security guard. There's no metal detector walking in. No one's
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: getting patted down. It is the Wild West. And you've
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: taken it for granted that people are just there to
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: have fun. but you have no idea who's sitting out there.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: And the thing, what I was saying about being a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: standup is like, you're completely vulnerable. You don't have a
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: band behind you. You don't have a co-star. You don't
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: have furniture, which is why, you know, why I, when
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I fainted, I fell because like, if I felt, you know, faint,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I would have grabbed on someone's arm, grabbed on a
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: piece of furniture. When are you really just by yourself
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: like that? And so I also think like going back
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: to the, to the, you know, the situation is, I wonder, like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: was Chris like, ha ha, you know, Will's going to
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: come in and take the mic from me or say something.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: And then I think, you know, when he was hit,
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: he was so shocked. And now there's a lot going
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: into Chris Rock's background. and people are analyzing interviews that
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: he's done, which are very sad. He did a Howard
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Stern interview many years ago, and he talked about that
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: there was child abuse, there was sexual abuse in his childhood,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: and he found himself in a white school where he
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: felt very ostracized, and he was a small kid, and
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: he was physically bullied and hit. And so people are like, oh,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: his reaction to that. And I'm like, it's a combination
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: of that, but it's also the combination of being a
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: professional doing this business since he was a teenager, like,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: and just, and also being like, okay, dude, and like,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: trying to diffuse it. My question is, though, um, very
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: weird that, I don't know if the cameras caught it,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: but if that happened, what, how is Jada as a
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: normal spouse? We've all seen her husband's, you have to
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: put your hand on your husband, or even just driving
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: in traffic, maybe your husband's, feet. You're like, chill out, dude. Like,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: you know, whatever. Did she love this moment? What is
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: going on?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: My personal opinion?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: My personal opinion is he laughed. She didn't. He looked
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: at her. She gave him the Look, again, personal opinion,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know them personally.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: You do know them personally. You said you worked on
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I did work on the show, but we've all seen
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: the red table talk. We've seen him emasculated. Yeah. So
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: you kind of have a window into what's happening at
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: that house.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It was cute on Oprah 12
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: years ago that she wore her tiny pants around the
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: 6'2 husband. Yeah. You know what? It's not cute anymore.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: No.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: It's not okay. And women and wives can be toxic too, okay?
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: And women can be narcissists too. It's not always the horrible.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: is so organized, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: in-store or online from macaulay.ie. For home delivery or free
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: click and collect.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: So easy.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Order to feel loved? He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I need a home dad. What happens next? When I
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: came in, he started crying.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's about what happens next.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Husband.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: She basically, without a doubt, what she did to him
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: on Red Table Talk was so like... I think it
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: changed everybody's view.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: You mean the episode about the open marriage?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: About the open marriage. She basically said he was doo-doo
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: stew in bed. Like, she did not... No real glowing
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: reviews of Will Smith's penis. You know what I mean?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: And so, like... You're getting smashed and you got to
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: sit there and take it like a dude. Like, yep,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: this is the type of open relationship we have. She
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: can tell everybody about my tiny dick on a live stream.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: And I just sit there and be like, we got
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: a great marriage.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: And so now not only that, you're fucking my son's friend.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Just emasculated spot after spot after spot. So this was
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: in my mind. He wasn't slapping Chris. He was slapping
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Jada anyways.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: I was never a fan of Jada's. Because I felt
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: in talk shows and things, she was always so arrogant. Like,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I'm so above it. My kids are so smart. They
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: don't have to finish high school. They don't have to
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: go to school. They're so this, you know, they're so that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: And I'm not putting the kids down. They are talented kids.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I met Jaden once and he was like completely delightful.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: But I mean, talk about, you know, giving a lot
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: handed to you and everything. I mean, off the bat.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: And I just think, and then the kid wrote, that's
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: how we do it. Heather, here's what's crazy. Jaden tweeted that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Here's what's crazy. First of all, That's how we do it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: That dude's never been in a fight in his life, Jaden.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Well, you trip on the skirt. He wears skirts and stuff.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: It's all good.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: It's all fine.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: But my kids have never been in a fight. Let's
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: talk about the fact that kids of a certain age
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: and where they grew up, my sons have never been
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: in a fight because fights just don't happen in their
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: environment and they shouldn't be fighting.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Look at Will's open-handed... falling backwards, slap. He's never been
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: in a fight either, except in a movie. Like this
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: is not, this is a dude who was already, he
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: swung on a guy who was six inches smaller, probably
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: 80 pounds lighter, whose hands were behind his back.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: He was standing like this the whole time.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: And Will was so unsure of what he was, he
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: barely knocked him off his spot. Like it just seemed
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: like two dudes who were just, this is not a
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: normal situation for either one of these guys. I will
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: tell you, I felt sad for Will Smith. I'm not
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: angry at him. I'm not one of those dudes who's like,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: his Oscar needs to be taken. If you're taking his,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: you better take Woody Allen's.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: And you better take Roman Polanski's.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: If we're going down the line, you know what I mean?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: So I don't think, and I don't think this makes
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: him a bad guy.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: But I do think, you know, he should have been removed.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Should have been removed. 100%. And if they still wanted
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: to have him win the award, then he could have
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: that moment to apologize. I agree. But he should have
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: been in a room just like anybody else at a
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: comedy club. But I just think, in defense, I just
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: don't even think they knew how to react. I don't
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: know what they were thinking. They knew that he was
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: going to win. And, you know, yeah. But the rumors
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: are flying. The rumors are also flying. Was this beef
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: about them because Chris and Jada had an affair? What? Now,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: these are just blogs coming out, and these are rumors, right?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Um oh maybe that's what chris was gonna say you
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: know what you should have hit me when i fucked
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: your wife i.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Think he wanted to say something like that or what
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: you know well there's a lot of you know a
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: lot of things other parts of your wife that's been
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: in my mouth um but the rumor the rumor i
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: don't think is that strong it's just that they worked
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: jada and chris worked on um Madagascar, which is cartoon,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: which the greatest thing about doing a voiceover is that
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: you don't even have to be in the same room
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: with the person.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: And you show up in sweats.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: And they're like, and in the article, it's like, well,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: they had great chemistry. I'm like, as cartoon characters? It
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: wasn't like they were in a movie about having an
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: affair or something.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: And a lot of times they're not even in the
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: same room doing their lines. You know what I mean?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: You just say your line and another line. You're not
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: actually doing it with the other people.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: The other joke was from 2016. Chris Rock said, Jada...
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: It was a great joke. Jada, yeah. And it was...
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: That's like me not... Something about Rihanna's panties.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't invited to that either.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I wasn't invited to Rihanna's panties either. She wouldn't be invited.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: She wouldn't be invited. I do think there's been a
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: jealousy about Jada's career with Will because that's another rumor
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: that came out is that when they started, yeah, he
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: had Fresh Prince, but she was like a guest star.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: And she's had a decent career, but is there a
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: movie that you're like, when Jada Pinkett was in this part,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I remember her having... A small part in the Tiffany
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Haddish Girls Night. She's gotten thrown a few little things.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: She's not hilarious. She's not a strong actress. She didn't
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: have a great sitcom where she was the star of it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: I couldn't have.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Named one thing that she was in, actually.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: No, there isn't.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Not that I think about it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: She is best known to be Will's wife and to
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: be this couple goals.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I will say, when they walked the red carpet, I
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: remember saying to Beth, my wife to whoever's doesn't know.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I remember saying, yo, she looks amazing. I love, I love,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: and I didn't know about the disease either. I said
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: that too.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I was like, women are rocking like, like shaved heads.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I really looked like she was in shape.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I was like in her eyes. I was like, she
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: looks gorgeous. And so that joke, when you break it down,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: even he was basically saying, Hey, you buff. Good looking girl,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: woman in the front row.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: It's a positive.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Yo, if you look at Demi Moore in G.I. Jane,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: she was jacked and gorgeous.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: And also her dress.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: It was green. It was green. Like army green. Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: What the fuck are we talking about?
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: So crazy to me.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: And I just watched something that she did within the
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: last couple weeks where she talks about how, Her hair
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: was a burden. Every casting director wanted it to be
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: either curly or straight or she had to blow it
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: or she had to do this or that. And now
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: she doesn't have it anymore and she doesn't give a
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: fuck what anyone says. So if anything, she could have
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: been like, yeah, sign me up. I'd finally get a
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: lead in a movie.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: You know what? I will tell you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: So she feels like somebody to me who feels like
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: she's above comedians. Dance around clown.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: That's what she feels like. But let me ask you
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: a question.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, you also know that Chris Rock, one of his
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: bucket list things when he turned 50. Also, I love
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: it when people's bucket list is to do stand up. Yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: As if it's just something you just can't get up
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: and do once.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: So his bucket list was to do stand up. Someone
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: sent me a video. Of course, he's got a gorgeous crowd. Will.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: So he did it. Not funny.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Neil Brennan, I think, wrote that set.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Well, one of the jokes was, and one of the
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: other things I want to do is fuck Kathy Griffin.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: And someone wrote like, wow, I wonder how Kathy Griffin's
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: husband feels about that joke. Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Like, By the way, there's a.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Joke of him making fun of a bald guy on Arsenio.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Complete hypocrisy. But I think we can also say he's
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: not right. Here's what I would say. Maybe because of
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: being in this awful marriage. Maybe it's always been brewing.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Maybe he hasn't faced his sexuality. There's rumors about his sexuality.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: There was when I was on that show.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: And there has always been. Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: And I think you and I feel the same way,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: and Beth and I were talking about this.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Open marriages.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yo, I know people go into them with good intention,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: but that shit's got a shelf life. Don't you think?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Like maybe it works when people are in their 20s
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: or 30s, but you're a 50-year-old person and your spouse
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: is like, hey, I'm not going to fuck you, but
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: that 20-year-old looks good. I don't think you can ever.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Like that guy's ego, I'm the head of Hollywood. I
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: am untouchable literally by my wife who also only fucks
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: young dudes. Like it's got to mess with your head.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine in your life an open marriage working?
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Not for me.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: But there has been one thing that I thought that
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I've been trying to, that I've mentioned that I thought
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: this is the only way I could work. Okay. You
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: know how Mormons go on like a two-year mission?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: If this became a standard in marriage, that on year,
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, provided you don't have kids, but let's say
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: childless kids, people, whatever, on a certain year, And everybody
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: does it where you're like, oh, you're coming up on
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: your 11th year or whatever. You're coming on your. Yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: So where are you going to do your sabbatical? Yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Spain.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: He's going here. And you go do your thing for
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: two years and then you come back.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: And it's like no questions asked or maybe we don't
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: want to say it. But the point is you get
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: you get to have some new experiences. But you come
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: back to the person that you committed to life. But
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: you aren't on a day-to-day where they know that you're
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: only screwing during that sabbatical, not anywhere you go it
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: could happen.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: And there has to be a rule, no fucking your
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: kids' friends.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: That has to be. It's got to be called like
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: the Woody Allen rule.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just, yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what really bothers me because as a
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: mom of boys and a stepmother and she She met
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: the stepson when the stepson was like four. She's been
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: in that child's life. And also, I felt really bad
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: for the boy of August, whatever his name is, who's
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: a successful guy, but still, why I'm not for older
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: men preying on young women and why I'm not for
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: older women preying on young men, whether they're over 18
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: or not, it's because if it's one of... That sexual
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: relationship can be very... Such a power dynamic if the
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: younger person is not experienced.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: And not mentally mature.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: So he gets with this woman who she is smart. Okay. And,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: you know, and all this and probably fell in love.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: And then she broke his heart. And mentally, I don't
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: think he was right. And that's why he shared it.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: It screwed him up.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I will say, this, like everything else, has a ton
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: of gray area. So for Jada, honestly, I love that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I've watched a couple of those Red Table talks. And
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, she's really good at this. Because she's
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: so direct and so pointed in her comments. And she's
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: smart and articulate. This thing with Will, man, he's a
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: good dude. But you think about how he treats people
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: and the amount of money he's put in charity. Everybody's
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: got their breaking point.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: But, like, I really don't know how– what happens with
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: his career. Like, do you think the roles roll in?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Do you think people are like, nah. Do you think
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: he's going to have to do self-funded stuff?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: No, listen. Everybody will be forgiven. But you need to
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: go away for a while.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: And then you do either an Oprah interview in Santa
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Barbara or you.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: You're in a Quentin Tarantino movie for eight minutes.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Or you do a little documentary type of thing. You
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: have a moment where you really come to it. And
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I think the moment might be that they break up.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Like in a couple years. Like they're gone their separate ways.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: And he's either living his truth, whatever that might be.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: By himself with someone else. with someone of the same
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: sex i don't know if you're and whatever and then
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: we forgive him because then we go that's why he
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: was being weird yeah because he wasn't being authentic he
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: was hiding a secret he wasn't you know do you.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Think so so many questions about the comedy part of
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: this for me do you think chris ignores it do
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: you think he does writes five or seven minutes on
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: stage and takes it on the tour. Do you think
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: he lays into Will and Jada more? Because honestly, I thought, I.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Think if it had been Chappelle. He has a show tonight, right?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: So we're going to know tonight what he says.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but, so for me, Chappelle would have, for me
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: if it was Chappelle, I don't know, man. Like I
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: go back and forth, like other comics I think wouldn't
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: have been a professional and they would have just started
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: laying into him.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I think if you want me to predict what
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: he'll say tonight, if his show is tonight or tomorrow,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure in Boston. It will be that he
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: comes out and he absolutely addresses it with whatever he feels,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: wants to do, but is funny for like maybe five
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: minutes and then goes into what he's been working on
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: for a year.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: They should let him host the Oscars next year. A
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: hundred percent.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they will.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: They should be offering him.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he may not want to. I don't know.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: This could be– I don't know. We'll see.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I think he will. I think he will. I think
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: he'll do a bunch of jokes about it. I think
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: he– they'll do a sketch next year, he and Will. Right.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I think they'll lean into it to just make all
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: the jokes and then just get it out.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Of the way. So I was watching this and I–
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: you know, this whole thing, and I remembered something unbelievable.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I have only been slapped in the face once in
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: my entire life, I'm proud to say. I'm lucky to say. Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Because I know a lot of people can't say that.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: And it was caught by complete surprise and on camera.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: When?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Chelsea Lately. So they told me, okay, the producer.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: What season?
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know the season.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Which studio are we at?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: If someone can find this, please find it and send
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: it because- I definitely never watched it. So we were
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: at this studio at Universal. Okay. Because I'm remembering like
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: the steps where I was. You know what? I don't
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: know because the writers room was always, the writers were
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: always above the stage. So I remember, I'm pretty sure
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: it was Universal.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: So towards the end of the run. And they just
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: were like, okay, so in this cold open, you're going
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: to come down and stand where the cold open is.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: with Chewy and you're going to say this dumb line
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: or whatever. Okay. You know, I say the dumb line
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: or whatever it is. And I, I guess I had
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: to come down or something. So he's at my level.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: And I say something like dah, dah, dah, dah, dah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: And Chewy opened hand smacks my face.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I vaguely remember that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: And then that was it. And then I was done
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: and I was just like shocked and like it hurt.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: And I go upstairs to where all the writers are.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: They would always watch in like Jen and Chris's room, right?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I go to that room and I remember Chris exactly
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: where he was. And he's sitting in the chair and
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I walk in and everybody– because they didn't know this
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: joke was happening either– And they were looked at me
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: and like, I remember Chris was like, that was not okay. Like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going to cry. Like, it was so, that's why
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: I'm saying like I have such a feeling for Chris
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: because it's like you didn't know and you're like, it
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: just takes you a minute. And then when you get
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: the love that like he's getting, like I'm telling you,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: he's probably been going through it for three days, Chris.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Because sometimes it's the love that you get that almost
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: brings on the tears and the emotion. Because then you
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: realize how awful it was. And they were just like,
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: they were horrified. It's wrong. I burst into tears and everything.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: And then I come, you know, and so I'm telling
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Peter the story and Annie's like, did you remember that?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: And he goes, No. He's like, there's no way you
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: would have told me that. I go, yeah, I wouldn't
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: have told you because you might have gotten pissed and
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to lose my job. And he's like,
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: what about NBC Universal? I go, I don't even know
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: if they ever watched our shows, but they certainly weren't
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: going to tell Chelsea what she couldn't do. And they
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: certainly didn't care about me. And it was also a
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: different time. And I think we are a much more
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: sensitive society than we were eight, nine years ago.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I felt.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Empathy for Chewy. I thought it was disgusting that they
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: made him hit me. He would have never done it
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: on his own, and he wouldn't have.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: That was not his.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: No.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: No.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, he would do anything they tell him to do. He's,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: you know, an immigrant on a TV show. He's a
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: little person. This was it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: And, you know, I mean, there was that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: There were opportunities. And when the show ended, there weren't
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: opportunities for him, you know? So, like, he was smart
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: enough to know, like, I'm not going to rock this boat.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: And I was smart enough to know... I wasn't going
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: to rock the boat either. And I just, I was like, wow, that,
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: that was such, I never went up to our executive
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: producers and was like, what the hell? No one ever
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: apologized to me. Like that was just what somebody decided
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: at the top, Chelsea or the executive producer decided this
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: is funny. And nobody thought like, wait, we're going to have, like,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: a man smack a woman on stage. And, like, but
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: I also think, like, even Will in that moment, I don't,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: you know, definitely don't think he thought it through of, like,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: you're hitting another vulnerable person. You're hitting another person. man,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: you're hitting another black man. I don't think he thought
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: of any of the... But still, his was in a
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: moment and this was written out and the director knew
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: it was happening at Chelsea lately and everything.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: If they had asked you about it, would you have
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: said okay? And would that have made a difference? If
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: they had been like, hey, this is the joke. We're
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: going to have Chewie slap you in the face. Are
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: you okay with that?
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I mean... If I knew it was like a set
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: bit and maybe I'm like, if it was light, it
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: just was so hard.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Part of it also is.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: But still, it's such a surprise.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Violated.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: So I don't think... You know, honestly, maybe I would
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: have said yes. I never said no once on that show.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: None of us ever said no on that show.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I never said no and I, you know... But I
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: definitely was not asked.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Heather.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Because I remember how shocked I was and I remember
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: how shocked everybody else was. And that is my memory...
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: you know, my memory is pretty good. If, if there,
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: if someone remembers that they did ask me, I don't know.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Chewy's gone, but no, the shock of the smack and everything.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: And I know I didn't watch it that night. Like
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I purposely didn't want to watch it back. And, but
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: you know, there was a time there was three stooges.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, there was a time where people hit each
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: other and there was a time where like people did
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: surprise smack people like in the Oscars and stuff in
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: the past. So it's like, but yeah, You know, this
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: was just a lot.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Listen, we are all so lucky that E! Universal has
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: decided not to put any of that shit on YouTube
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: because we would all be in trouble. The shit that
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: we did on that show just eight years ago.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And this being one of them. This being one
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: of them is not cool to have somebody hit a woman.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Leave me alone? we not only did we do that
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I mean like it's so crazy what happened on that.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Show because of the and social media too but there
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: were a couple other things I want to talk about
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Tony's my that's my buddy Tony. Oh, what I want
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: to talk about. So what about the Will and Jada
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: show that you worked on? What was your opinion of
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: them as a couple? Because they were not featured in it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: They were executive producers, right? It was a scripted show
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: about their life, about a blended family.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: What I got from it is that she was in charge.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Without a doubt, she had somebody on, just one of
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: her friends on the writing staff. Just Yeah.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: No writing. Yeah.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Just one of her friends.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: And how would that person write? Just throw it out ideas?
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Or were they... Obviously, they weren't going off for two
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: weeks to write a full episode.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I think that person was really there just so... To
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: be the spy? Yeah. Just so Jada knew what was happening.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Who was up and who's saying anything.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I will tell you, like,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: their dynamic was very interesting. And the dynamic with the
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: kids was very interesting.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Like, I.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I'm not above, like you raise your kid how you
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: want to raise your kid.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: But it was just way different than anything that I. Why?
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: What was the difference?
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I think the way they allow, they raised, so I'm not.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: They've talked about it.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm not somebody who.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: They're like, we don't scold them. Yeah. We let them,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I don't agree with that.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Like literally, I think Jaden said like, I don't read books,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: but I might write one. I mean, just things like
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: that where you're like, okay.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Your eight year old.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Should not be addressing adults in my mind.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But they always treated their kids, not like kids,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: like adults.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Well, that's a Scientology thing too.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: So like it was always– so that was– and I
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: don't know these– I don't know them now. They could
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: be great kids. It was not my cup of tea
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: to have an eight-year-old talking to me like that. So
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I always kind of avoided this.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: What would they say to you?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Just they would talk to you like– he called people Mr.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: and Mrs.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Your son.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. Jacob called people Mr. and Mrs., There
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: is a certain level of respect.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a kid. And I'll tell you straight up,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: you're a kid. You're not like a human. You're a child. Yeah.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like you haven't hit the–
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: you're human obviously.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: But like I'm not treating you like an adult and
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: you don't get to talk to me like I'm just
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: one of your buddies. That's just not the way I
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: get down. But their kids seem very evolved I guess.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Like I don't– again.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell somebody how to raise their kids.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want somebody to tell me how to raise mine.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: But it was very clear. There were all the rumors
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: about Will and his sexuality. I'm not sure I ever
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: bought into that. And I will tell you this, man.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: That dude came to the set and shook every hand,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: said hello to everybody, took every picture. The only person
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: that didn't take a picture with him, actually, was Jacob.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Will asked, do you want a picture? And he was like, no.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Just because you were a little kid.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a little kid. He didn't even know
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: who he was. He was like, yeah, I don't want
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: a picture with you. I don't know. I don't know
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: who you are.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Right. No, I mean, I think, I think he's always
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: been so well liked and has such a great reputation.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: That's another thing that like, is like very shocking to
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: the world.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Um, uh, okay. So then, okay, well, we see that
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: he's at his shows.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: So this was.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Interesting that Tiffany Haddish called Will Smith slapping Chris Rock,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I, And, you know,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Tiffany is a black female comedian. She is friends with Jada.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: They did Girls Trip together. I assume they're friends. I
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: would say to Tiffany, I don't know when you gave
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: this statement, but you didn't think it through because as
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: a comic. I think that your top priority should be
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: thinking about the point of view of the comic in
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: this situation, not the woman, not the man, not the
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: audience member, the comic, because that's what, that's what you are.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I think I go back to, yo, when somebody says
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: words and your reaction is violence.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: That that's wrong. I am somebody who would stick up.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: for my wife if i felt like she needed sticking
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: up for right but again the way he did it
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: was not what grown people do that was a dude
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: who's been it pushed into a corner and weak and
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: feels like he needs a public display to show everybody
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: what type of man he is but a man goes
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: backstage and goes well exactly.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Well it's like there's one thing to defend your woman
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: when you know somebody on the streets attacking her or whatever. But,
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: you know, when you're in a full ball gown, no
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: one could even get to her if they wanted.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: It was enormous.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Like, she was definitely safe.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Watching her get down that red carpet, that thing was heavy.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, I mean, to say the most beautiful thing,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, Tiffany, don't agree.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I don't agree either. Don't agree.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: But wait, I wanted to also get to.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: By the way, Jada looks so good in that. Gorgeous.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: So this was interesting. This came out yesterday. Amy Schumer's
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: joke on Leonardo DiCaprio at Oscars from this Oscars was stolen,
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: they're saying. There was a tweet that came out in 2021.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: It was December 23rd, 2021, by this girl. Her Twitter
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: name is PJORK, Nicole Conlon. She wrote, Leonardo DiCaprio is
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: so passionate about climate change because he wants to leave
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: a better world for his girlfriends. So Amy's, I should
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: have read Amy's joke, but Amy's joke was basically the
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: same thing. However, doesn't mean that Amy wrote it. Doesn't
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: mean that, you know, hey, you're in a writer's room
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: and you could have read that tweet and you could have,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: it could have gone in your head and could have,
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: you know, it could have come out. Also, since this
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: article came out, there was another tweet even prior to
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: it that was very similar to that girl's tweet.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Also, it's an easy joke.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: It's an E. If I were in the writer's room,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I promise you someone's going to have a joke similar
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: to that. Once you start guys, the way the writer's
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: room works is so Heather tells, says a joke and
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: people just start changing it or maybe tagging it. You're
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: going to end up with a, this is an easy
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Leo joke to me. You know what it is? It's
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: like the, you know, a couple of years ago and
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Carlos Mencia did still jokes, but a couple of years
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: ago there was that whole thing with him and Joe
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Rogan and Ari Shaffir and, And they were like, he
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: stole Ari's joke because the joke was super similar.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: But also it turns out a gazillion comics had similar
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: jokes because it was an easy joke. Like there's only
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: so many ideas and there's so many of us writing
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: jokes out there. Do you know what I mean?
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: But also I just think sometimes writers, you know, are
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: kind of lazy and they keep it to themselves. And
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: there was a whole chapter in Jay Moore's book many
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: years ago that I read that he was completely honest
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: about of how he– was doing standup and he was
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: on SNL or he saw standup do something and he
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: stole it and he admitted to stealing it. And he admitted,
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: and it was really, it was really over. It was,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: what do you, do you remember more about it? Cause
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I just remember reading about it and being like, I,
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: I love that he was honest and the vulnerability and like,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: this is what happened. And I knew it was wrong,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: but I was like, Oh, well, you know? And, and
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: so sometimes with being accused of, and Amy has, um,
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm like, well, who was around her? Because
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: when I was, my first writing joke was Keenan Everwaynes
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: and he'd come up with some funny thing and the
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: writers would be like, Joe, so-and-so does that in his act.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Keenan was like, really? Okay, well, then I'm not going
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: to use it. Because similar people come up with things.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Keenan wasn't trying to steal that person's joke. Keenan never
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: saw that in the club. We saw it in the
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: club and it was our job.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: To make sure that he doesn't do someone else's joke
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: and look like he stole a joke.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: So if I was Amy Schumer right now, I'd be
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: kind of pissed at whoever handed me that joke.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: There's no doubt that there's an entire writer's room coming
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: up with this stuff. I've always been like, do you
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: ever write something and be like, wait a second, this
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: is too funny and it came too easy. Have you
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: ever Googled it and been like, that's why I knew,
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: that's why it was funny this quick because somebody, I
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: heard it somewhere. Like, there are times where I'm like,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: wait a second.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I've never Googled it, but I've done stuff where then
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I've seen other people do too much stuff. And then
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: I kind of go, maybe this is a little hacky.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Do you ever.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: And then I just kind of stop doing it. Even
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: though I believe I was the first person and probably
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: put it in other people's minds, I'm like, I'm okay
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: to release it.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: I do the same thing, too. You know what my
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: theory is? My theory is basically, yo, if I think
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: this is the last joke I'm going to write, I
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: should quit.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: So, have it. Take it. Whatever. Whatever. But, like... These
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: are easy topics.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Now, Jacob went to kindergarten
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: with Leo's current girlfriend. So, like, we... Your son, yeah. Yeah,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: and her mom dates Al Pacino.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: What a similar type. Always dating.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: By the way, when Pacino.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: When.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: They came out on the Oscars.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Wait, was Al Pacino... No, it's Robert De Niro who
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: is married to his wife for a long time and
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: now they're going through an ugly divorce. Al Pacino, I guess,
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: is single. Robert De Niro is married to someone for
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: a really long time and now they're getting divorced.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Pacino is dating, I think her name is Lucila or Camilla? Lucila.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Lucila is Camilla's... Lucila is the young woman's mom. She's
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: dating Pacino. Did you see Pacino on the Oscars?
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't watch the Oscars. I was performing in Brea.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: When he came out, I was like, oh no. Oh, no.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: People age. I know.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: But when him and Coppola and De Niro came out,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is not a good... You know
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: what the Chris Rock Will Smith thing covered up? That
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: they wheeled out like 1,200-year-old people to read lines off
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: the prompter. That Liza Minnelli thing was the most cringeworthy.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes. I saw that.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, come on, man. What are we doing?
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: And then when you had, you know, it was like
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: between Coppola and Pacino and De Niro, there was so
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: much shaking up there. It looked like they were doing
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: some weird dance. Like it was not, it was like
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: the old, it covered up a lot of holes in
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: that entire broadcast. Yeah. I feel bad for the other
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: people that won. You know, Beth and I, when the
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: broadcast ended, I was like, did they do best director?
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't remember. It's all you could think about.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, I, if someone, I think
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I might ask for a security bump by the front
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: of the stage for my shows. I think I might.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Just have someone sit there.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what though? Unfortunately you can do that,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: but it might come out of your pay at the
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: end because not every club can afford to have extra security.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: You might want to ask before we'll ask, are you
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: still with Silvio?
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: You know, I have to say, Oh, I was at
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Chicago city winery and it was like two years ago
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: or whatever before COVID. And they're like, And this is
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: your security. And they were like off-duty Chicago cops or whatever.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, my God, this is so hot. Like,
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: this is so exciting.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: But I didn't have it this year.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: You didn't?
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I don't know if they weren't available. I
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: don't know who paid for it. I certainly didn't ask
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: for it. I loved it. But it was not– I
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: think I had somebody help with the meet and greet,
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: but I did not– it was not like how I
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: had like these two like– you know, hot Chicago cops that,
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: you know, yeah, that's what I want. And, um, yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: I remember one time I was doing a show in
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: San Diego and, um, and I got out of my car.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: It was the La Jolla comedy store. And this guy
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: walks up and he's like, got these, you know, this
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: paper and he, and he's like, um, excuse me. And,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: and I, and he shows his like badge. And I
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: was like, Oh my God, hot. Like La Jolla comedy
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: store got me another like off duty cop.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: And he was like, I'm serving you. So I was served.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: No. Yes. What did you get served for?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: I got served by the American Comedy Place suing me.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Mark this in case I can't keep this in the show.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Okay. So that guy, you're talking about the– Yeah.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Should we tell a story about that?
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Well, you can tell a story, and then if we
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: have to cut it out, we have to cut it out.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: This whole thing, we are going to share when it's complete.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: It's basically complete, but Peter and I just haven't taken
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: the time. But you had a story about it, right?
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: The San Diego American Comedy Club sued me.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I used to do a joke where I would let
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: the microphone slide between my hands, and it would stop
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: about an inch before the stage.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: One show, the microphone hit the stage.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: So my manager at the time, he emails me. He
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: calls me like three days when I get back in town.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: And he goes, what the fuck happened down there? I go,
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: what do you mean? He goes, let me read you
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: this email. And it went on to say like, you know,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: if your client, you know, insists on breaking our club's equipment,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: we'll have no choice but to. And tried to charge
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: me like $ 500 for a new microphone.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: But you continued with the show, so the mic was working, right?
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: 100% working.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: It might have maybe had a little dent in it, maybe.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: But by the way, and if I had broken it,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: I'll pay for your mic.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: But the email we got, it made it sound like
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I walked in there, took a shit on the stage,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: smeared it on the walls, did like this with the microphone.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: It was hitting people like insanity. But the more I
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: talk to other comics, they're like, yeah, this dude, that's
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: his MO.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear about yours.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, the story, there's so much to the story.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: I'll save it for another day. But it's like an
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: unbelievable thing like that that just got out of control.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so, but about security, like, yeah, I don't know.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: You know, we'll see. Hopefully this is a check and
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: people don't try this shit and don't do this. And,
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: you know, so there you go. Let's get into some
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: other news. Speaking of other stuff.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Look at that guy.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Eric Church said, I guess he's some hot country guy.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: He is. Anyway, he canceled a sold out show in
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: an arena and sold out. And because he's some he's
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: a fan of some team and he wants to go
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: to the game with his family. And he has said
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: that is why. And he's like, I'm sorry, this is
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: my team. And they're going to whatever.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: So his team must be in the final four.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: And he has... Yo, this is what that tells me.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: And he said, I know it's selfish, but I want
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: to go to the game with my family.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: He's got so much money.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: And they just refunded all the tickets.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: He basically is like, I've got so much money. Four
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: days before.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: It was a show in San Antonio. Four days before.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: But you can already tell how confident he is. He's
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: wearing a purple suede coat, which I'm sure for a
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: country star is probably out of step a little bit.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: But his music is fantastic. But... You know, the balls
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: it takes to do that, like probably 40,000 people and
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: just be like, I'm going to go.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: I remember when you and I and Brad went to
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Atlanta to do the show and it was the only
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: time Chelsea ever was sick and she was beyond sick.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: And so they had to cancel the show.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: And the tweets and the things that I was getting were,
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: No one was mean. They were just like, what? We've
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: been driving six hours. We came from our college. We
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: got this motel. We ate people in a room. They
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: scraped their money to come see us. And it was
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: always that part that I was like, it's not about
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: that you refunded the ticket. And that's the way I
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: felt about Adele. And I'm sorry. It's so shitty because
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: it's not just– the ticket for the money it's i
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: got time off from work this is my wife's anniversary
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: this is our baby moon this was that's the whatever
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: and it's like and they're such loyal fans that they
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: made a trip around to see you it's a major dick.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Move i agree i i i don't think login and
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: i don't think you get points for being honest no
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: i got that you know i mean like police out
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: i i love what people feel like they can do
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: shitty things and as long as they're honest about it
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: yeah but i was honest about it yet but you
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: did still a shitty that's like saying no offense Yeah.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: No, I was saying like when Adele canceled her shows,
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, she is dick whipped. She is worried
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: about this boyfriend. Yeah. Along with everything else. She just
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: was like, you know.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Is dick whipped a real thing?
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: I've heard pussy whipped. I've never heard dick whipped before.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's girls that are dick whipped that are, maybe
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: it's not just dick whipped, like, oh my God, the sex,
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: but just the relationship, the insecurity. I don't want to
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: leave this guy alone. I'm like, I just, whatever. And, um, Yeah,
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: and I was like, well, I've never canceled a show.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that says about Peter's dick, but
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: I have never canceled a show.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Sorry about your tiny dick, Peter.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: No, I've never, ever canceled.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: You've never canceled a show for being sick?
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: No, the only time was when I fell on my head.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: That's the only time I've ever canceled a trip.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Do you know the only time I canceled without being
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: sick was recently. I was supposed to go to Edmonton.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: And Edmonton at the time was like hotbed for COVID-19.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't even the fear of COVID. I was like,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get fucking stuck in Canada for
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: 14 days.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, anything that was canceled in and
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: around COVID is forgiven.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: It's forgiven. Then I'm good.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Then I'm good.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: No, just like, you know what? I'm not in the mood. Listen,
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: we've all been not in the mood. We've all had
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: moments where I'm like, I hope no one's hurt. But
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: if I got a call right now that the place
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: got flooded and they had a good insurance policy, I
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: would be so thrilled. I don't have to pack the
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: suitcase right now. Just because the laziness of packing. Once
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: I'm there, I'm always happy. But sometimes just like you're
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: tired and the thought of getting on another plane or whatever.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: But never like because there's a fun party that weekend.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the housewives.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Or I'm just burnt. Yeah, or the housewives invited me
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: to something. And listen, I've missed up and I've been
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: so sad when there's been a fun party.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: By the way, I did tell you that this was
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: my first season of The Bachelor.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: That you watched it?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: And do you have any thoughts?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: I do. Okay. I, so I watched that and I
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: was really curious to see the live, you know, and.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: The, Oh, you mean that after the rose where all
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: the people in the audience.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Yo, for anybody to be mad that somebody else was
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: having sex with, have you not watched the show?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: That was so lame.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: The fact that they were both so shocked. I was like,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: are you new? Have you not?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: You've been watching it since you were six. It's been
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: on for 18 years.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: This is what happens.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: And by the way, if I was on the show
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm going to propose to somebody,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: I'm having sex with as many people as I can
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: to know. I don't want to get married to you
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: if I haven't had sex with you.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Also, isn't the whole thing is, like, you're about to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: get married, so get all your sex with strange pussy before,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: and that might be, you know, number three and number two. Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Like, this was so crazy to me. And then what
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: got me, like, to see people in the crowd, like, yeah,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: fuck this guy. I'm like, what? He's on a, basically,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: game show.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: To find a wife. What are we doing? But, like,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I was fascinated by the, by just... how shocked and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: like the indignant and that, and a couple like the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: women's fathers, like I'll hold my tongue.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, like, you know, that your wife, that
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: your daughter is boning people on TV.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: How about that part? Oh my God.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: That would have never been okay with my parents, by
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: the way.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: No, ever.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: No. Did you watch the, the vegan?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Okay. All right. So she, um, I knew you would love,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: she just posted this. There was a photo of her
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: in tears next to her billboard where she's eating, you know,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: for the Netflix show. This is Sarma. She wrote, Dear Mr. Fox,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: putting these photos side by side for a reason, even
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: though it's fresh raw meat for those who say I'm
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: playing the victim. There are more important things going on
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: in the world than the misrepresentation of my story. But
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: I'll continue to speak out in objection to the mocking
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: of psychological abuse by Netflix and the misretrail of these
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: kinds of stories in general. Me looking like a glamorized
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: villain eating cash salad is not me. It may help
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Netflix sensationalize the story, but at my expense and the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: expense of the greater understanding are the larger issues including,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: and then she did hashtag, coercive control, narcissistic abuse, and
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: cult mind control. I think my opinion is she thought
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: this Netflix special was With the amount of, you know,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Dirty John type of stories and cult stories and what
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: was the one where the vow where the girls all
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: that she was like, well, I'm going to get my
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: story out and everyone is going to feel they're going
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: to realize that I didn't screw over the staff, that
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: I was coerced by this weird guy. And people saw
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: it for what it was. Yes, he was a weird
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: guy because you believe that he could make your dog
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: live forever.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: And you married him because you needed $ 2 million. Yeah.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: After you started a business with your boyfriend, who you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: scooted out and snuggled up to the investor, that guy,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: who was like, I don't care that she doesn't pay me. Yeah. Like, you...
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: You're more privileged than Will Smith.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: By the way.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Shut up.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: What about the very last two minutes of the entire
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: series where she's on the phone with them and they're
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: laughing with each other. I was like, what is happening?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: And for her to feel like a victim was absolutely crazy.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: But if you, here's my, and I don't have a
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: lot of rules in life and I didn't know I
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: had this rule, but. if you think somebody can make
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: your dog immortal, you deserve whatever the fuck happens to you.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Like I don't, if you're a grown human and you're like,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: you know what? I'm going to stick around with this
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: guy because I think Fido is going to live forever.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: You know how like stars, like really rich people are
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: doing the cloning of their pets.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: So I was talking about with, with my boys and, um,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: And I was talking about Drake, my older son, and
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: I go, and he goes, I mean, that's so weird.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Do you think anyone will ever do that with their child?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: And I said, a hundred percent, if it's available, you know,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: and he goes, I guess like if your son died
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: when he was little or whatever. And I go, well,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think that you'd have to be dead. I'm like,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: if I had the opportunity to reclone you, I would.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: He goes, you would? I go, yeah, because I would
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: want to do a better job. I want, and I'm like,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: he goes, what kind of better job would you do?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you'd eat such better food. You'd probably be
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: in a better school. I would like, I would have
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: been more of like the tiger mom. I would have been,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: and then, and he goes, do you think Drake 2.0
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: would be a better golfer than me? And I'm like, probably.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: He's like, I would hate Drake 2.0. I go, but he's,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: I go, but he's your brother and yourself. And then
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: they got so obsessed with the idea of it, they
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: were furious that I was going to remake them and
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: re-raise them as better humans. That's hilarious. Because that's why
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: parents become really amazing grandparents.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Because you're like, oh my God, I want to do
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: this better or I want to spend more time. And
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: no pressure. Yes. I want to spend more time. I
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: want to read this whole book for two hours that
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: you didn't want to do when you were 30. And like,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: that is exactly it.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Do you know what else? Cloning your kid. That would
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: be the new threat of, like, instead of, hey, we're
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: going to turn this car around, I'm going to clone you!
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah, and Drake 2.0 is
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: going to be smarter. Yeah. You know, better looking, everything.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get the braces on earlier.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do this.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going to do that. Because, like, I always think, like,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I wanted to.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Drake 2.0.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, what I'd really love to do.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Would you clone yourself?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: I would love to clone myself and raise it. A
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: hundred percent.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, clone yourself so I have a baby, Heather.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: I want to clone... My own kids and redo them.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: But I'm a little old to do that from start.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: But when I was younger, if there was an option,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: I would like to clone, reclone Heather. Because I would
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: be like, don't focus on this. Focus on this. Like,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: this is where your talent is. This isn't it. Forget it. Yeah. Like,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: I know where you should spend your energy.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: My dad was really good at that. My dad was like,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: not one of those dudes. I remember my brother and I,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: we each brought a drawing into him and my brother
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: was a great drawer. I remember my dad being like, Hey,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: you're really good at this. Like you should look into
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: keep doing this. This is something for you in your future.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: And I remember handing him my drawing and him looking
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: at it and going, this is not for you. Find
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: something else. And I, and I know I've told people
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: that and they're like, that's harsh. I'm like, to me,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: that's good parenting actually. Cause I didn't, I never drew again.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: I don't doodle. I don't draw smiley faces. Like, but
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: that's not my skillset, man.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: But it's funny. Cause I said to Drake, I go,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: is there anything you would do different, you know, in
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: high school? Granted two years of COVID, they got fucked,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: you know, but I'm like, is there anything you would
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: do different in high school that you might want to
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: give advice? Like, you know, would you study harder or whatever?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: And he's like, um, I think I would have played
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: baseball instead of golf. And I go, were you that
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: good at baseball? And he goes, yeah. And I go,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I don't remember that. And he goes, no, I had
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: a batting average or whatever. And I go, oh, all right.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: I go, he goes, they always put me in. They
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: did this and that. And I was like. You never,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: you were not sad when that Sunrise League, Little League
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: thing ended. I'm like, okay, all right. Well, Drake 2.0
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: is staying in baseball. Wait, speaking of this thing, you know,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: they talked about how Alec Baldwin met Hilaria there. The
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: latest news is, wait a minute, I skipped it. Did
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: you hear that Hilaria is pregnant with the seventh baby? What? Yes.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Now, how many of those babies has she had personally?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Supposedly, because there's, Theories about her and there's moments where
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: she's been in video with the Beyonce fake tummy that
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: people think.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Theory, theory. What's the– The only one that she has
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: admitted to not caring is I think there's a– like
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: there's like a 13-month-old and then there's an 8-month-old. And
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: the 8-month-old, she had a miscarriage in there and in
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: that time of the miscarriage, she went through a surrogate
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: fertility thing. Then she did get pregnant.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: So, or maybe, I don't know, but so then a
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: baby was brewing in someone else and she was pregnant
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: and that's why they're even closer than Irish twins. The
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: two little ones are like six months apart.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: And that's why. And now she's pregnant again is what
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: she's saying with her seventh baby, yes.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I have to tell you some, as somebody who raised kids,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: seven kids sounds terrible. It sounds, like a like a
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: horror story. You imagine coming home to seven kids. What
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: does that mean? When that last kid gets out of
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: the house, is he going to be 80?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: I mean... 80? I mean, that's why he was doing
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: shitty movies with not enough budget for, you know, the
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: right armorist. I'm sorry, but that is why.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: But what kind of baby is that old sperm producing?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Does the age of the sperm change anything about the kid?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, people don't want to hear this, but if
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: you look up, yes, there is a little bit of
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: a risk with an older sperm. There's a larger risk
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: with an older egg. But an older sperm, sometimes there
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: has been A link to kids having some issues. But,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: you know, I don't think people think about that. And
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: I think her kids all appear to be fine. She's
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: not revealed anything that they're not.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: She must be so fertile. Look, I know that guys
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: can't have babies, but I can't be the only dude.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Let me just tell you, fertility is a brag.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: With certain women.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Is it? Is it a brag?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: With certain rich women, it's a brag. Because it's like, I'm,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: you know, this like, you know, woman that's just, and
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: also because she gets her body back and she's all
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: about it. And the baby, then she calls them little baldwinos,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: you know, in Spanish and like all of this.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Does she do it with the accent?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: And so she, so I think it's, I think it's
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: kind of her, her brand, her identity. And I think,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: you know, but on the other hand, you know, hey,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: you're pregnant. listen, I know big families. I grew up
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: next to some big families and they are fabulous today.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: They're all adults. They're all close and their stories are
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: really kind of beautiful.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: But was their dad a senior citizen?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: No. Okay. And their dad, and their dad wasn't like,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: and they weren't all over Instagram and they, their mom
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: wasn't pretending to be Spanish and they weren't, they didn't
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: accidentally kill someone on a movie set. But I mean, I'm,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: I will never say that someone shouldn't have more kids.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: Like if you're pregnant and you have that baby, like
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: that is your, that is your thing. These kids are
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: not going to suffer at all as far as like
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: education and housing and everything like that. So I do
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: remember my mom said when she was in the grocery
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: store with the five kids and I'm number five, this
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: was the 70s and someone walked up to her and said,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: how dare you overpopulate the world like this?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: In the 70s?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: In the 70s. And, you know, what would the world
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: be without Heather McDonald? Not a happy place. I will say, though,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: it's like, you know, I'm I'm very much like don't
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: like when people criticize.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: I'm the youngest of four boys.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: But the youngest are like a lot of comedians are
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: the youngest.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: We figured that out. I remember in the writers room.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: And I just and I was just watching. I was
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: just watching. Wait, hold on. Stephen Colbert. And he was
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: interviewing somebody, and he's the youngest of a big Irish
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Catholic family. And there are so many that are the youngest.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: And just like presidents, all but one is a firstborn male.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: The only one that's not a firstborn male is JFK.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: And it's only because his brother was supposed to be
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: the president, and the brother died in the war.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: Wait.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're grooming him to be the president.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Every president has been a firstborn male. Like the oldest?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Firstborn male. And if people, look it up, if I'm
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: off by two or three people, but the majority.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Andrew Polk or James Polk, whatever.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: The majority is a firstborn male.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Because you raise, I just remember like this one mom
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: I knew, she was at this beach club and I
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: went to college with her and she had like three
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: kids really close in age. Or maybe she had four
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: and they were all cute and they were little. And
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: the oldest was the four-year-old. but she had a three
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: and a two and like one of her poop. And,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: and the way she talked to that four year old,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: she was giving him so much more responsibility and he
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: had to versus the, if you had a family of
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: five and that's the four year old, like you're still like,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, I just remember I sat in a high
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: chair and I remembered being like pointing and knowing in
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: my head that I knew how to say the word,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: but they all got it for me. And I was
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: just like, yeah. And I was just like, And just
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: the fun of it, how everyone thought I was fun,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: and your parents treat you different.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: The oldest, basically, is the guinea pig. Because as a parent,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: you're just trying to figure it out, too. You're young,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: you just have this little human, and you make mistakes.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: By the time we came around, our parents were just like, look,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: don't die. We would like you to, and we don't
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: want to parent too much.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: But then also, as the youngest, it's like, you know,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: what I was exposed to was completely inappropriate because I
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: could watch whatever TV I want. I heard their jokes.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: They were raising me. The older kids were watching me
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: and they weren't, they were a 12 year old watching
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: a little kid. They weren't a 30 year old that
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: has a master's in child development watching a little kid.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: They're like, you know, so it's like, it changes your
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: perspective of life. But also in these big families, maybe
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: not in hers because they're close in age and all that.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: But like, I remember when there'd be families that were like,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: 11 kids, 12. If you talk to them, it was
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: almost like they get assigned a kid to raise and
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: they'd be like, Oh, well my sister, you know, I'm number,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: I'm number 11 and my sister Kayla, who was number three,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: she's re she was really the one that like raised me.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: She was in charge. Like they literally go, you're in
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: charge of changing her, giving her a bath, feeding her. Like,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: and so that's, That's kind of interesting. I don't want
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: to see like 11, 13, but we're seven is a lot.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: It's a ton. And then he has an eight with Ireland.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: But what, what, what, like why this picture? Like, I'm
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: so curious why, how he's blurry. Like who, who picked
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: that picture.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: To go with her? She did some post with all
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: her kids announcing it. And so they, the Us Weekly
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: just grabbed the post.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Got it. Yeah. So there you go. Um, wait, I
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: want to get to, if there was anything else I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: wanted to talk to you about. Britney Spears.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: I feel so bad.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I just have to say this is, might be the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: weirdest post I've ever read in my life. So she's dancing.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Let's say it's something for her, by the way.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: This one's pretty weird. She's wearing like a, an outfit
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: and she's dancing to that, this Cardi B song, you know,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: that's like pretty thrusting and she's doing these thrusting moves,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: but she's still like pulling down her skirt to make
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: sure it doesn't show her ass. And then she writes this, um,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: I don't even have it at all. I'm doing online
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: classes with like little book emoji in Minneapolis, getting a
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: deposit on the gift. My uncle Roy got my cousin
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: because Leroy found a turtle in the drawer and the
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: fucking car went into flames because the tire busted on
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: the highway. So the police saved. And that was, I
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: cut it out.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: But thank God, free Brittany, huh? Come on, man.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: What is this about?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it's about. It makes me laugh
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: when people were like, free Britney. She's got some problems, everybody.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe she should be free, but not 100%. Like, this
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: is not normal shit.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: And then recently, like, she posted photos of her boys
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: that are like teenagers now, but she just posts the
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: ones when they're little. Yeah. I really don't, I really
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: feel badly because I really, I would like to know
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Does she really see those boys or hang out with
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: them at all? I mean, my God. My boy got
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: embarrassed because I dropped him off at Crest Beauty, forgot something,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: and I was wearing a completely appropriate outfit, but I
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: was wearing shorts. And he was like, can you not
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: wear shorts here? And I was like... Oh, my God. Now,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: imagine if your mom is rolling around topless in the
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: sand and like, I mean, come on.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to be rough, especially. I mean, I
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: wonder how hard it is to be a teenager and
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: have people make jokes about having sex with your mom.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Do you know people like I would do it? I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: would totally have sex with your mom.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, the only thing is, I don't know.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Did that happen to you?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: All the time.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: All the time.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: To your face. To my face.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: People would come up to me when he came to school.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Wait, come over. This is Jacob. Hello.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Oh. Well, when you came to school, all the girls
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: would say, I want to fuck your dad. But then
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: when mom came to school.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: They'd say it to your face.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Every time. No, 100%.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: There was no behind the back. They would just come
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: up and say, hey, I want to fuck one of
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: your parents. Ew.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: This cannot be at Notre Dame.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: It was specifically at Notre Dame and at my middle
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: school as well. The Catholics. The Catholics, Heather. It's the Catholics. Yep.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: God.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Well, I did. There was a story where Brandon told
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: me that some kid was saying that your mom's hot.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: And how did that make you feel?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: I could not stop smiling. I was like, what? And
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: I paid this much to go to school for you
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: to be bullied? Do you want me to go up
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: to the cute baseball coach and complain? Like, yeah.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: But then Drake kind of explained what it is and
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: like that it's like a bullying thing and like it's
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: like a little thing that, you know, but I mean,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: but as far as this thing goes, there is this
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: girl that's on TikTok that will read her stuff in
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: like a Louisiana way.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: And then people go, oh, now it makes more sense.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: But even in a Louisiana way.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: That's not right.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: I'm doing online classes in Minneapolis, getting a deposit on
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: the gift that my Uncle Roy got my cousin because
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Leroy found a turtle in the drawer and the fucking
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: car went into flames. Because the tire busted on the highway,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: so the police saved my... No.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: But by the way.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: It doesn't work in a Southern accent either.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: It's weird. That caption with that picture... I mean, what
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: is happening? It looks like somebody combined Britney Spears and
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Amy Schumer's face together. And then, like, this picture... Why
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: she decided to go, hey, maybe we should just take
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: another shot. You know what I mean?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: Well, this was a dancing thing. So I screen-grabbed it.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, you screen-grabbed it, okay.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: I screen-grabbed it dancing, yeah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's a tough... But, I mean.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, I mean, if she was just going to lunch
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: and her dress was normal, that's okay.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: But, like, she was doing this, like, angry dance, and
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: then this post, and I'm just like.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Would you go see her concert right now?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, so I could talk about it on
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course you would.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: Of course you would. And she doesn't even need Will
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Smith to hit her. I can see it.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: Do you think, by the way, do you think if
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: you switch Kanye out You put Kanye in with Will Smith.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: I think we're having a completely different conversation. By the way,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: what you said was, I think if you switch out
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: just white dudes.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, even if two, what I said is if
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: two straight white guys, like if it was, let me
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: just think of like two movie stars of the same
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: age that are like both fit, maybe one's bigger.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Let's say it was Channing Tatum and.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Chris Pratt or whatever. And Chris Pratt, I'm just saying.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: That would be kind of hot.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: And yeah, and he hit him. I think the reaction
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: would be the same. I think people would be mad
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: at the person that hit the comic or whatever. But
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: it would be that there would be this level that
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: it would be a lot worse if they weren't two
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: equal people. In stature, in industry, in sexuality, in gender.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: You know what that shows you also? It shows you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: that sometimes we read into things where things don't need
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: to be read into. This was what it was. This
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: dude got his feelings hurt and he went up and
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: took a swing. Like if you– but now if you
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: make black, white, man, woman, sometimes we inject things that
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: were just– that fit that narrative instead of just, yeah,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: that person was mad. They took a swing at that person.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with black, white, man, woman
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: or whatever. You know what I mean?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: Well, I think what you were saying like violence and
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: stuff and I've thought about that. I've thought about the
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: fact that I'm very grateful that my sons have actually
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: never gotten in a fight and they really don't even
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: like– only once in a while have they physically– wrestled
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: and it's usually because they're like bored and then it
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: gets violent, but it started out as just like a
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: fun thing. And then I have to be like, stop it.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: I'm afraid you're going to like, you know, boast a
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: wall in the, you know, but for the most part,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: like it's just not when you're not around violence, if you're,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: you know, if it's not something that's happening around you,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: fortunately you don't go to it. And also the screaming,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: a lot of people are saying the screaming of him screaming.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: It's like, Whoa, what's it like to be in his house?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: You know, like, I don't know. That was weird. That,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: that was, the screaming was really very weird too.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I just, to me, I guess less of indictment maybe
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: about his house. For me, it was just more about
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: this dude who seemed like he was a little out
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: of control. Like, maybe that is what's happening at his house.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe it is a little out of control. It was
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: so sad though, because you know what it did also?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: I like the idea, the idea of, of Hollywood. I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: like The Shine. I like... You know what I loved?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: I loved that Jack Nicholson didn't give a lot of interviews.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: I like Leo not giving a lot of interviews. Yes.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: The mystery.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: The mystery.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: The movie star.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? And this took a
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: lot of that away from me.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: And it was... I've said this before. The Oscars have
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: fallen off for many reasons. One, there's so many more
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: things to watch. We don't go to the movies. You know,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: that kind of... You know, it's not like there's five
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: movies everyone saw. But also... We were like, what is
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: Meryl Streep going to wear? Well, now everybody has their
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: own Instagram, their own podcast. We know what they're wearing.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: We don't care. We know every intimate thing about them.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Even Madonna in her heyday did very, very few interviews.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: Once every five years, she'd go on Oprah. We didn't
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: really know who she was. And it's like, yeah, now
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: you know everything about everybody. And it's just like, who cares?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. yeah i do i miss that like yeah you
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: know what i used to say the difference with people
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: would be like uh about comics they said you know
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: does it bother you when people come up to you
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: in the airport or whatever i'm like no because i
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: understand my role here's how it used to break down
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: for me movie star like when tom cruise if he
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: would walk through public people yeah.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: There's tom cruise that's tom cruise he's so small.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: And right yeah yeah yeah what size he Like that
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff, right? But nobody's walking up to them
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: because movies is we leave our house, we go to
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: a dark room, and they're larger than life and taking
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: us to fantasy land. Not approachable.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: And that's how it began 100 years ago.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: TV, they're in my living room. I can walk up
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: to you. Comedy, I know your name, man. You're not Chandler.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: You're Josh Wolfe. So I feel like I know you.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: All those lines have been, they're gone.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: They're gone. They're absolutely gone now. And I miss, like,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: I liked the fact that there was that kind of
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: movie star.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: I like that Leo doesn't give a ton of interviews.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Good for him, man.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Just be a movie star.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Day your 20 year old girl.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: And you know what? He's living a pretty good life.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: And he doesn't need, that dude never has to hit
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: the gym. Not one time in his life. He can
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: just be skinny fat for the rest of his life.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Still got a cute face.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Is that all it takes?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Well, not all it takes. He's a huge movie star.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: He's rich. I mean, come on. These 22-year-old girls now,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: they'll screw the grossest person for a handbag. Like, they're
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: happy to be with Leonardo on his yacht. So, like,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: don't even worry. Their standards are so low. Like, sorry.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: I need to up the standards of these girls. Well,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: let's wrap it up. Josh, tell everybody what you're doing,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: where they can find you, what's happening.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: I do a podcast with Jacob Wolf, my son called
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Hey Man.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: I love it. It's so funny. The clips are great.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: We have such a good time together. You know, he's
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: admitted something. Heather, you know what he admitted to me
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: on a live stream?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: He was like, it's like that time I walked in
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: on you and mom. I was like, what? I go,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: you walked in on me and Beth? And he was like, yeah.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: And so I go, oh, I'm so sorry, dude. I go,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: how old were you? And he goes, 17. I was like, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: Because you had a story from when he was a baby, right?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: That you got, went viral.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: When he was like four.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, that you got on Last Comic Standing. So I
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: literally was like, God, Josh, why are you bringing up
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: that old bit? Oh, no, 17.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: That's because when he brought it up, I was like, oh,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: that's what we're going to talk about. I go, what happened?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: He goes, I was, he was, he was 17. He
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: was driving himself to school in the morning and he
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: was looking for the keys and he thought we were
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: going to be asleep. And he walked into the room
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: looking for the keys. Like, at 17, I felt so.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: And you never heard it. You did not know.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: No, I was working.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: And then... Was it just horrifying? Yeah.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: You know what else he admitted to me?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: This is why I love this podcast so much. He
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: was like, you know, when you used to go to sleep,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: I used to take your car out for a joyride.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, what? I was like, how old are you?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: He was like 15, 14, 16. I was like, when
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: I was asleep, just hop it in my car.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: When you're out of town, it's a little easier for me.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: My God. Oh, jeez.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: But the podcast is a ton of fun.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: I'm also comedianjoshwolf.com for tour dates. I'm having more fun
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: on stage than I ever have in my life. I'm
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: really like, I care less about what other people think
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: are funny, and I'm really just having fun. He comes
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: out on stage with me sometimes. It's like a whole,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: I play the guitar.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: Why doesn't he, he's a tall drink of water. Why
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: doesn't he double his security? Save yourself a dollar. I
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: do anyways. Yeah, he really does.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I sell merch. I'm not like people who stay
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: in too long. I'm like, all right, so we can
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: get next photos. Let's all move it. He does. He does.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: He's pretty good at moving it along. He's pretty good.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Well, awesome. Thank you.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: Heather, thank you so much.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: Josh Wolf. Always a delight. Wolf Jr. Glad you're here.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Handsome.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: Met you so long ago. I know. Turned out to
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: be a real cute little boy.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: How long?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: Cute little boy got big.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: 20 years?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: I remember talking to you on the phone and you're like, Joe. Now,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know if this is true and I really
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: hope it wasn't because the visual has never left me.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: But you told me we're doing shows at night. I
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: was calling you like, what time or where are we
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: going or whatever? And you're like, I'm here. And Joey
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: Diaz is in the bath with Jacob. Did you really
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: put Joey in the bath?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Not in the bath. He gave Jacob baths. Joey Diaz
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: was the babysitter.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: No, I know, but I did imagine Joey Diaz in
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: a bath.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: With a baby, like an eight-month-old.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: By the way, that was Joey over 300 pounds. In
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: those tiny little bathtubs, it would have been like a
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: half a gallon of water.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: I know, but I just feel like we were going.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: I remember thinking it was actually really cute that you
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: guys were watching him and stuff, but I also got
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: a visual.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but he definitely, he was Jacob's babysitter, but
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: not naked in the bath.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Thank God. All right. Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: for it?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: It's Dunaidial.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Do you mean.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, I got it on Done Deal Cars. Lift, please.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: You're going past Kimmage. Oh, Kimmage. No. Done Deal Cars.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.