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Black Friday of the Dead - Episode 5: The Final Escape · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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>> Skylar: Last time on Black Friday of, the dead.
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I want to grab one of those hunting compound bows.
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I'm gonna need like a hand guun. Okay, so me and
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Fatty are looking through the guns. I want an ar
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though. Automatic rifle. Are those there? There
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would be some there. I've seen them. Batty
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is going to gravitate towards the shotgun.
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Okay. I come back. Yeah, I'm rolling back in because I'm on a
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longboard now. N n I see. And also
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I got slung on my back. I
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got golf, bag nice
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and sticking out of it for like three
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shotgun. Oh my gosh.
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How do we get out of here? We gotta go to we sell
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drugs pretty much across the mall.
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Oh, there'a specific place we needed to go to get
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roof access. Yes. the security
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office has a ladder in there. The security office is actually pretty
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darn close to we sell drugs. Right. I think we
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should probably book it to we sell drugs. Oh, and
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yeah, and don't forget that you guys also have to get your presents
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too, before you guys head up to the roof. Okay, so you
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guys are coming to the end of the service
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hallway. But as you do, you hear
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something. The sound of squeaking
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rubber wheels, something rolling towards you.
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And around the corner, you see
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your janitor friend. I don't think he's
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human anymore. I shoot him with the bow. You,
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fire an arrow
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slamming directly into the chest of
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Joffrey the janitor.
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Dang it. Used fun. Kept going.
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Tools you requested. How about we just put
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him on the cart and just wheel him along with us? As
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you guys start to turn, you find the food court
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just loadd fons.
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You see the National Guard recruitment
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office. The military vehicle, it's more of
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a jeep. You do find a, set of keys
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on it. As you grab these keys, you hear
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a. And from out of
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a back room behind it, two more of these National Guard
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zombies comes walking out.
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So they closest to me. Yeah, well, yeah. You went
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in there to get the keys. Yeah,
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I jump away. M going to
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talk to canister zombies.
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Zs. I'm gonn toss the canister of tannerite
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between them. Oh, and then
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shoot at it after I jump
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away. Yeskay. I jump
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away. No, I said like I jumped
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backwards when I saw them. This
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is tannerite we're talking about here, man. This is an
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explosive. Cool. Do it.
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You know what? yeah, shoot. He said he did it. Yeah. Go to
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shoot the tannerite. See if you hit.
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Oh, he's not gonna miss. I have bad
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feel about this. I love this idea. All right. I hope we'll
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die up in Blaze the glory in these four episodes.
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Or O. That's probably good enough. 11. I
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mean, get above a nine, do a, D
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six times eight.
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That is a 40, 40 damage.
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And that applies to all creatures that were
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within kind of that immediate range. You
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shoot your gun and
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this massive explosion goes off, causing a
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huge mist of smoke to kind of
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fill that entire area of the room. Cameron
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narrowly rolls out of said smoke,
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coughing, but alive
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and otherwise. You can't quite see whether
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or not you've fully killed the zombies that
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were back there. Did I live? Yeah, you're
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alive. I just realized something. What?
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We're in a National Guard recruitment
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office, right? Yes. They got an
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Xbox. I was gonna say they
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have Xbox. Is it like a. Is it like a sign up thing?
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No, it's like a way they lure people the Xbox,
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it's like a way that would like, lure kids in to
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get them to sign up. Like, hey, you come chill and hang out.
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Play. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Not like you. They're not goingna give it to you. They're just gonna let you
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come play. Yeah, come in. Play some games with us.
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Interestingiting tech. One time I was in a
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recruiting office before I signed on with the Air
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Force. it was with the Navy guys and they, they were playing Call of
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Duty and one of them looked over at me. It was like, I've done
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that before. I was
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like, no, you haven't. Well,
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whatever the case, you've caused a lot of noise. there's
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this. Is it because he started the Xbox and.
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Nah. Startup sound. Guys, it's the Battlefield 1
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edition that just came
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out. No, you made a lot of noise. There's a huge
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bunch of smoke in the back. You're not sure if those zombies are alive. Cameron's
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crawling his way away from said smoke.
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And then there's the jeep in the center of the room.
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What's everybody doing? Did I get the keys? You have the keys? Okay,
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I'm going to the jeep. You crawl your way into the Jeep.
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Can I stand up? I'm not a baby. Yeah,
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I roll the stand up. No, you don't have to roll the stand
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up. I stand up. Okay. I'm not a baby. You
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stand up. I learned otherwise. You cl. Clim into the Jeep. You are a little
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disoriented. I am very dizzy. I rolled to unlockd the car.
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Ooh, 11. You don't even have. It's not about
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unlocking. It's a jeep. I mean, you climbing through the top. The car is
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irrelevant. They have it unlocked. You can get in, you can climb it and
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it out. Okay, it's about starting the car. I roll, get the keys in the
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ignition. You have the keys in the ignition.
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You try a couple of them, and sure enough, one of them
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starts. But Dave
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doesn't have the Xbox yet. I'm just clarifying. I roll the
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RO thing. I can completely agree that it's there. He hasn't gotten it
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yet. Do I see the, zombies? Do we all see the, zombies? after a couple of
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moments, sure enough, the zombies
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crawl out of the smoke. The
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entire lower torsos have been
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absolutely blown off. So it's just
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their upper crawler. Yes, they're crawlers. We can
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keep these. We gotta keep them
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so we can. We could do some mystery boxes and
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stuff. What? This is a call
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bl. Oh, call it zombies
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referenceand obviously that was definitely out in
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Twitt 2016. I know what crawlers
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are, so I actually would audibly say
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crawlers. I believe you. I'm
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going for the Xbox. I grabbed the controller,
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unpauing it, and they were playing Call of Duty zombies.
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So the music starts playing. Yes,
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the mystery box music. So you're all aware of the
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crawlers that are moving towards you guys at the moment? I'd say
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one of them probably starts like trying to crawl up the side
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of the jeep. oh, guys, I gotta get the
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Xbox. I charge forward. Dave is
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charging forward to get the Xbox. I start blasting these
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crawlers, turn my way. one is immediately on
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the floor, the other one's a little distracted as it's crawling up the
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Jeep. Go
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66. Holy crap. Okay, yeah, that's
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gonna succeed. Don't even roll damage for that. He's already half a
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zombie. You just run over and you
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jump. And as you do, you fire down like it's some kind of
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like rocket jump or something, but it's just with a,
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with a shotgun. And you shoot down and its
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head just explodes. Like it just goes right
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into it. You land on the other side with like a tuck and
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roll. You reseathe your
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shotgun back into the golf bag and then you run
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forward and start packing up this Xbox
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One. I'm frantically pulling the cables out and packing it
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up. What are you guys doing? Buckling my
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seatbelt. Yeah, I'm just chilling. You guys
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are all in the Jeep. What about the, janitor? What did you guys do
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with. Strapped him to the roof. Well,
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there's still a Zombie crawling back. There's
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still a zombie crawling up the side of the but it with
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my gun. yeah. Roll the. Roll the thing.
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Just do a string. Cuz you're not doing an attack this
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but it with my gun. Nine Not. That's just
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enough. Just barely. You. You knock him back. He falls
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backwards on his back and his armors too heavy. So he's like
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a turtle that just fell over on his back. He's just kind of squirming
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there. Yeah. And he's trying to like roll over, but he's just
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not getting the right amount of traction. Can I shoot him now? Roll to shoot
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the zombie. Yeah. Okay. 14. 14. Okay,
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I'm gonna say that you kill him, but just make sure you mark the bullet gone. Yeah.
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How many bullets? I'm gona one. Okay.
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I just. It was a quick shot. Yeah. Ye. Yeah. So you
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shoot down at this guy. Guys, come on. I think you just shoot
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him like just in the chest or something like he does. He was
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barely a zombie. I know only you hop in. I know only one
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shot down. It kills a crawler. Sure. I'll take a
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word for it. All right, so you shoot the crawler. He's dead. Pretty
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common knowledge. But of course all this noise in such you
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made. I'm attracting more zombies out the front. So you're
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all climbing into this jeep. This military
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jeep. Nice. You strap the
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janitor guy like freaking, Jurassic
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Park. Jeff Gold. Jeff Goldblum in the back of
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the jeep on Jurassic Park. And as you
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guys pull out of this national guard facility, where
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are you headed? First of all, are you headed towards the
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sell the drugs Stanky tan candle?
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Stinky candle? well, it's straight north of you. It's straight
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northle. We don't need
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candles. There's candles and the pots and pans store right next to
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each other. And you guys need both of those things
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Stret you got here late. You don't understand.
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These guys need to get. Why are t they saying this to
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me? I am. He is. Dave was saying we
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gott go there. Okay. So you peel out and you
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slam into some zombies. As you do just setting
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a flying back into the crowds of them in the food
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twirk. No. and you guys peel
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forward dodging sort of those center
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displays. to a moderate extent. I mean you. You kind
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of clip them a little bit, but it's not a big deal.
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Yeah'm going stinky
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candles. But upset. He might
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be slightly concussed. Which I am. My
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anger on these zombies
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we're right next to a. Ah,
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stinky candle. Okay. I'm just driving straight
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into the zombies right in front of stinky candle
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Caps. Just
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cap. Cap. No cap. No
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cap. Just call cap. No, no
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cap. You get in there. There's no ha.
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No, it's all caps. no, all cap.
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I ah, like that. So might with my condition
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with someone mine. Well, he's grabbing his candle. Would someone go grab
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a hat for me? No, I'm on operation
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apple Slicer. One working arm. I've got.
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I'm grab. No, I'm gonna go. I'm
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gonna. You just have you re like screw it. And you just hop out
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of this. You got.
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Okay, Quinn, you run it into caps. I'm
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leaving the bag. Okay, cool. Quicker. I'm gonna stand on the
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back of this jeep and basically be guarding it.
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Yeah. Because I know zombies are going to be coming. And as.
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As you take your stands up on top of this jeep, Joffrey
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looks up to you and he says, you're going to help a lot
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of people.
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Joffrey, hold. One more time.
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Joffrey, grab that shotgun and
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out of Dave's. Bang. Yeah, and then when I run out of
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weapon bullets in my ar. You're gonna hand me the next shotgun,
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okay? No, I don't get to shoot it. I don't think you came
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from your angle. Oh, watch me.
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And he points the shotgun and there's like a zombie coming up.
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He's like d. This. It
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misses. Okay, top, you're.
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I'm gonna shoot at this zombie. You almost hit
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Quinge. Jorey. Come on. I thought you were gonna say you're
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gonna. Gonna shoot. Joffrey
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shot with. Where's that
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guy? Just hand me
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the guns. I. I was just. Good. I just
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start shooting at. Yeahah. You're doing
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16. Yeah, that hits. Okay, you're keeping this. I'm gonna use
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that as like a general roll, and then we'll have you roll how much ammo you
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expend in a moment. But otherwise you're just keeping zombies back.
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I successfully grab my hat. Quinn, you
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rush into all caps. there's a. There's a dude
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behind the counter, and he's wearing like an extra long jersey, and
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he's got a backwards, jankies
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cap. Yeah, you
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like the New York jan. No, no, the New
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Jersey jankies.
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And obviously he's a zombie. You see,
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the world series hats are behind him. Yeah, I'd
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like to shoot. Okay. you. I mean, he's Kind of behind the
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counter. So it gives you kind of a free opening. So go
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for it. Roll the attack to shoot him.
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Nine. Nine. Okay. Yeah, that's just enough. Roll the
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damage know was what? D6? No,
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D6 times four. Yes. That sounds great.
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12. You shoot him. it
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slams into, his chest. he kind of leans back
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a little bit, and then he kind of, like lurches forward, and he kind of like
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falls over the counter. And so he's
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on your side of the counter. He's laying there on the ground. He's still
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alive. Have more bullet. It's up to you. How do you hand the
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situation? I'd like to shoot some again. Okay, you're gonna shoot
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him again. I'm gonna give you a plus two on this
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one. Since he's on the ground. He's right in front of you. another 12. Another 12. Okay. Yep.
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All right. Roll the. I'm not gonna make you roll D. You walk up to him,
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just blast him. He's dead.
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And then you turn around and you see the hat.
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It's up on a high shelf. I just grabbe the pole
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things in. Oh, yeah, they do have the pole thing. And then I grab a
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second one. Just. Yeah, why not? Why not? Just in case.
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All right, sounds good. You have successfully accomplish getting
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your cubs hat. Your world
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series cubs hat. And right next door,
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fatty has procured a mahogany
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teakwood three wick candle. Over
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at the stinky candle. Over at the stanky
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candle. Done. Ah. All right. there was.
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There was no one in the stanky candle. What?
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That's hard to believe. It's actually not. And I can't tell
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you, and I cannot tell you why.
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I mean, unless. Unless you want to try to, like, gain some kind
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of intuition. But I don't know how. Guess. Poor naming.
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M. Mmm. That could be it. That could very well be it.
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Somebody. Somebody lit all the candles
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at same time. No oxygen.
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O. But see, that would create a new challenge. Then I'd be like, algh,
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Fatty, how did you even get in the store? It's like
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you walk up to it and you. Gosh. Wearing my
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standard oxygen mak.
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All right, so the kids. So
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big episode as far as, like, collection goes. M.
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Fatty has his stinky candle. Dave has both
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his frisbee, golf disc and his
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Xbox one. Quinn was able to snag
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his cubs hat. I guess, technically, Cameron already
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had his jerseyorts jersey.
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and you guys are sitting and he's speaking
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of Cameron. He's holding off the incoming zombies
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as he sits there in the,
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jeep right across the way, you do see
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the bapple storore. Just throwing that one out there. Now,
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would the b. Apple store
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have apple slicers or just apple
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slicer? Just bapple slicers. Which
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is what they call.
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Charging port. Charging port, yeah.
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Okay, then I'll go in pots and pans. Well, I was gonna say
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pots and pans is like, right next to you. You rush
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into pots and pans, and there are, two
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kind of crotchety old lady zombies in there.
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You big caiss. All right, pinch your
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cheeks. How close are, they,
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there's one kind of in the back. She's probably not even a problem, but
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there's one kind of a little bit closer to you. Hands off the
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merchandise. I.
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She turns around, she goes like a cat.
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And he just blasts. ACO blast
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1313. You turn your shotgun to
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her, she goes flying backwards. You're
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not sure she's 100% dead yet, but, man,
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did she fly. She had no traction on
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her u. tennis ball walker. Yes, her tennis ball
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walker. And she was coming at you with it
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too, but she goes flying back to the other one
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Somewhere in the back of the story there. and you grab your
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apple slicer and you go running
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out with it. All right, Dave, you've
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officially gotten every item on your list,
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man. Now I need, like, a duffle bag. Yeah,
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right. It's not really, like, bags involved in
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cooking. It's a really big pot I could
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grab. Yeah, there's stock pots. Okay, you
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want a stock bo grab, Xbox
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sized pot, the
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largest, like, stock bough you can find. I need
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something to put these in.
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Unless. So I come back, I
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put the apple slicer in there. So it's like, clunking as I'm
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running. Hopefully this
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is for yourself, because I feel like you're going toa give it to somebody and they'll
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be like, yeah, I got the red ring of death, like, day one. No
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apple slice in't put the xbox. O. Okay,
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looking through this little
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intersection here, does there appear to be a lot of activity
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going on at the b Apple store? yeah, there's like
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three dudes all wearing bapple shirts in
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there, and they're just kind of moseying around. They're obviously
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zom. Oh, they're not part of the.
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Sory, they're not customers. They're all looking at their
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phones. You come walking
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it. I'm gonna go
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visit the idiot bar. The idiot bar. Not to be
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Confused with the Genius bar. okay. But no, I'm gonna go see
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if I can procure a, you paad.
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All right, sounds good. You go running in there, you got, you got
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these, these three zombies, two of
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which or one of which immediately comes quickly over to the front of
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the store to greet you.
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And he's got like a, he's got like a U pad strapped
17:57
to his arm and he.
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I'm going to quickly turn tail and run away.
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Okay, okay.
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He kind of follows after you a little bit. Like, he's like,
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I'm gonna, run through the intersection back to the Jeep
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screaming, cover me. Can I shoot him?
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Yes, you can shoot for the head.
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Eleven. Okay, that hits. I'm going to try to keep it a
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little bit general because at this point you guys have guns and these are just regular
18:28
kind of your everyday average zombies. So as long as you hit, you're not wasting
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ammo. you fire it and it shoots
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his. So his arm is where he
18:37
obviously got bit previously by another zombie. So it is
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basically hanging there by a small amount of
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flesh. You fire this gun and it basically
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removes the rest of his arm. It causes him to sort of spin in
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place off balance and fall down. His
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remainder of his arm that has been
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separated has the UAD on it.
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I thought I have a uppad so now I can have a bonus
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uad. You didn't grab and go. I was saying you ran up to the
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store immediately. Oh, I didn't even get. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna grab
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the upad and arm at the same time
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and then tell me how you're holding it as you grab it.
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Like, what's your go to here? I'm gonna go with like the,
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Frodo Sam grip where I'm kind of holding
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the, the forearms, wrist and
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his arm or his hand is holding my wrist
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attached to the upad. Oh, gosh. That's weird.
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That's weird, but it's hilarious. Okay, grab. You grab
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it and you run off with your,
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your u paad plus
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forearm and you have a, You have accomplished
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that. I'mnna. I'm starting to hit the side of the
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car. The Jeep. Come on, guys, got
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go. Come on, get back in. Is everybody
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getting back in? I'll hop in, yeah. Okay. As
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you're all running back in, fatty, you think
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to yourself as you're kind of looking towards the
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area trying to scan for zombies, you look over to the
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pots and pans store and you think
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the samurai ice cream maker and
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you see a Huge display of them in
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the window. But zombies are starting to make
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their way from every hallway down towards
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you. What do you do? You
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Addy. Come on. Get it. It's his last present on
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his list. What are you standing that door.
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He is. He's just standing there and he's like looking back
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and we'all in the
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it will go for the
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ninja samurai. For the samurai
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samurai. Creamy rol
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roll ed Dex like some kind of
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like run. Yeah. I don't know if you have a sky. I feel like you
20:46
had something on there that might relate to that
20:49
mowing. Do I see what he's heading
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towards? Yeah, I think you all you're all
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looking right at him. You guys are all in the jeep. Can
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I shoot the window? Ah O I've
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got to help him.
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A12A AH12 okay. M you run for a
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Dave. I'm just go goingna say you just just consume the ammo. It's a
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big window. I mean you're not probably gonna miss. Hold
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on. Maybe I should make you roll it just to see if you don't hit
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faty himself. 11:11 okay,
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so 11 definitely fatty. You're like running towards the
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pots and pans store and then all of a sudden
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the window just shatters in front of you.
21:27
Oh, that's so cinematic. Fall back. Where it's just
21:30
terrified. As this glass goes FL thankfully it goes flying
21:33
inwards. but whatever the case youn scramble back
21:36
to my feet. Yeah, you scramble back to your grab. the samurai
21:39
fromab the bottom of the display case. So as I
21:42
grab it, it just everything topples
21:44
overab1
21:47
these are big dude. These are like this.
21:50
Yeah. Grab an
21:52
extra. You ah, can pick one of on the ground,
21:55
sir. Whatever the case yes. You grab
21:58
it and it's a good thing that you do because the zombies from that
22:01
hallway are coming towards you. And as you
22:04
pull this this ice cream they are all buried under.
22:07
Ext Ninja samurais. Yes.
22:11
A horde of samurais destroy
22:14
the zombie. That sounds so cool. All right, sounds good.
22:16
So, Quinn, you have a PS4 Slim you
22:19
still need. And Jackson, you've got a necktie
22:22
and a lightsabber that you still have to get. But neither of
22:25
those were really necessarily in this area. So we'll have to
22:28
see what opportunities arise. I got one.
22:31
I need them all. Yes. That's why
22:34
I made you guys have three items.
22:37
Other two items. you
22:39
PS4 slim was the only other
22:42
item. Technically you didn't. Yeah, you only had two because
22:45
you wouldn't come up with the third one. Am I back in the driver's seat?
22:47
Yeah. Game goes right down.
22:50
Down the hall. Why are we still going to these
22:53
places? Let's go. What time is it? I look at my
22:56
phone, see what time it is. 10:30. We still got an hour and a
22:59
half. Like, Connor needs his meds. I really need
23:02
my meds, bro. I'm feeling n but good. Goes right here. And then we
23:05
can just go right down to the drugs. One more stop
23:08
him I don't know about. Listen,
23:11
after all this'two un name stops. Hang on. We can make this
23:14
stff. We can make this work. After all is said and done,
23:17
you. I still have to drive down to Missouri, so,
23:19
like, I don't even know why I'm up. What do you
23:22
need? You need a tie in what? I need a necktie for my
23:25
father and for myself. I'm looking for a replica
23:28
lightsaber. All right, here, right next to
23:31
gamego, we could have ties and more.
23:35
That's a store. Ties and more. It's a Tai store. You
23:38
never heard of it? Kai. Kai ties. Yeah. Underneath it
23:41
says it's a Tai store.
23:45
Not to be confused with I
23:48
never heard of him. Where you live under a roide, it says
23:51
slogan. And then, right across
23:54
from it. Could be for a lightsaber. Could be.
23:57
It's, just. It a. It's a Toys R Wii. You
24:00
know, Toys
24:03
are you. Toys are you. Dude. All right. Toys are
24:06
you to. It's toys. Literally. Me r in
24:09
a U. Yeah, that's how I bro, it's
24:11
called. It's toys for me.
24:14
It's just like, toys for me marketed towards adults
24:17
just buying them. Ye. It's literally
24:20
just like, three stores downe.
24:23
It's true.
24:30
you guys go around the corner, you guys
24:33
start slamming into some zombies. Time is a corner. It'not
24:36
even really. Yeah, it's like a straight line. It's basically just a
24:39
straight line. Yep. Okay, we're here. Yeah.
24:42
Wow. What moral ch we just did. I would say.
24:44
I would say that, there's a couple of zombies that get past
24:47
the. The collapsed ice cream makers thing.
24:50
And so as you're starting the wheels, there's a moment where they
24:53
kind of are, like, running against the flooring. And
24:56
you just see. You just see Joffrey in the back,
24:59
and they're getting closer. He's like, they're getting
25:01
closer. They're getting closer.
25:04
And then finally the wheels screech and then you guys
25:07
lurch forward. he rolls a little Bit. And then he
25:10
catches himself with one of his good arms. And then he pull. He
25:13
holds on'just. Say
25:19
is six good arms. For some
25:21
people, they turn into zombies for other people'they get weird
25:24
mutations like Fallout. What's going on?
25:27
No, Sorry. But anyway, job for you. Good
25:30
back then. And the eight armed
25:33
octopus creatures.
25:36
Joffrey's in the back, and he just looks back up at you
25:39
guys, and he says, the items you guys are getting from those
25:42
stores, they're gonna help a lot of
25:45
people. Just go get your
25:48
stuff, you two. As I
25:50
stand back up, the fire at the zombies that
25:53
are following our car. Al right, so you guys are parked. You
25:56
guys run inside. game go is
25:59
has a hefty number of zombies in there.
26:03
I say a hefty number as far as, like, can fit in
26:06
the game go. Like, let's say there's six zombies in. I will
26:09
toss Quinn a canister of tannerite. Oh, I said
26:12
I grabbed four. Yep. All right.
26:15
Chuck it in there. You chuck it in there. Roll to shoot.
26:18
it. You just. It'd be so
26:21
funny if you miss and you're just sitting there like. No, hold on. Let me try
26:23
again. No, no, I got it. I got it this
26:26
time. so it looks bad.
26:30
Dexterity. seven. plus nine. Nine,
26:33
exactly. All right. That's exactly what you needed. I
26:35
think it's the, like, D. Six times eight, I think, is what the
26:38
grenade was. So roll that times eight times
26:41
eight. Was it six?
26:44
40. Holy cow. Okay. You shoot
26:47
this. It's a crowded store. I
26:50
mean, that's not a big store. So this really
26:53
just maximizes the damage.
26:55
There's. I mean, the whole store just. The glass
26:58
shatters out of any side that there's glass on the wall
27:01
or whatever. The displays are all shattered in
27:04
there. and it is just filled with smoke. You have no
27:07
idea if there's something in there that might have survived or not.
27:10
You don't know. But the zombies are coming, and it's
27:13
gonna be too much for Cameron to be able to just shoot down.
27:16
They just sell that stuff.
27:19
Sp. They really do actually do. I've
27:21
seen CR. Go get it. Yeah, it's.
27:24
I thought you were gonna go get your ties. What are you still
27:27
doing? There's no
27:30
one in the te.
27:33
I'm. I. I'm gonna say nothing. Survive that.
27:36
I'm gonna try and go to the back through the back door real quick. That's
27:39
right. Okay. Through the fireames. You
27:41
run around to the back door. And it's
27:44
locked. Course It. I'm not trying to be a.
27:47
But, but this is a very like high value storye.
27:50
Wouldn't the thing just have blown the door open?
27:54
Okay, sure. O. Thank you. I'm like, come on. That's the only
27:57
reason'too much pressure and it caused the door to bust.
28:00
Right. So I go back there. There's got toa be a PS4 slim just chilling in the
28:03
back ca. Because that's where they always have. Sure, yeah. Grab one. I'm out.
28:06
You're out the back. I jump in the car. There's no shrapnel
28:09
on the PlayStation through the door there.
28:11
Wall in the back. Not through wall. you
28:14
jump into the jeep and by the time that you've done this. And then
28:17
Jackson. What? Tell me he's doing this at the same time.
28:20
Tell me the goofy tie that you managed to find. So it,
28:23
it, I went Garfield. It says I hate
28:26
Monday.
28:29
I found a tie. And it is, it
28:32
is green. It'just it's like a
28:35
solid, green tie.
28:38
Yep. And on the underside it says, get out of my
28:41
swamp. Nice, Nice. It's a
28:44
Shrek tie. I like it. Awesome. are you
28:46
running over to toys? Are you. yes.
28:49
Okay. Ah, you run into toys. Are you not
28:51
an. A toy
28:54
store for adults? I feel like that. Wait a
28:57
minute. Does it not. Does that not fix it?
29:00
Isn't thatult? I don't know. I
29:03
feel like I could erase this and leave it just the
29:05
xxx. If you want, you could
29:08
say, you could call it a movie replica store
29:11
because that's the exact same thing. It's action figures,
29:14
it's movie memorabilia, it's all toys,
29:17
but you just call it Replica Storye.
29:20
Well, I like the idea that it's a movie
29:22
replica store. I can't really rename it because we've said Toys R you
29:25
like six times now, so. But that's basically what
29:28
it is. Okay, so you see, inside it's a bunch of these
29:31
dudes with movie T shirts, mostly
29:34
horror. And they all have like
29:36
those button down shirts that they have over, over top
29:39
of, them, but they're not buttoned down. So it's just like T shirt underneath
29:42
with a graphic tee and then a button down shirt
29:45
over top of it. Then the whole store just, it just
29:48
reeks of like body odor. Yep, it
29:51
does. There's not even zombies in here. What?
29:57
In fact, they'not zombies.
30:00
Right. But as you walk in and
30:03
you rush towards the display with the lightsabers, you
30:06
hear, hey, excuse me.
30:09
Are you guys alive? No. Leave me
30:12
alone. Wait, wait,
30:15
wait. Don't leave me.
30:19
Can you. Can you help me get out of here? You guys have
30:22
a. Whoa. Is that a jeep? I
30:25
feel like he would know the model of the jeep, but Skyller
30:27
doesn't know the model of jeep. I. He probably does
30:30
not. He probably is, like. Right. That really
30:33
reminds me of that one scene in. In, Star
30:36
Wars Episode 3 when they're on that
30:38
desert planet. Or. O man, it's.
30:41
It's like that scene in, Tropic Thunder
30:44
just. Hey,
30:47
I love Justin Long. Well, the
30:50
desert planet,
30:54
you have the box with the. With the lightsaber in
30:57
it. Ah, but what are you gonna do about this guy?
31:00
Look, can I just please just, I don't know where you
31:03
guys are going. Could you take me with you? All right,
31:06
yeah, come with us. We got a guy in the back of the jeep that needs some moral
31:08
support. Oh, man. All right, let's.
31:11
Let's do it. And. And this dude hops out. I mean, he looks
31:14
exactly like the guys I described. I like to think
31:17
that he also has, a stormtrooper helmet.
31:20
And he puts it on even better.
31:23
Nice. Let's get it. I'm
31:26
gonna get in. Into jeep. So while,
31:29
Jackson's doing this, I like to think that
31:32
I'm shooting a gun, clearing the way alongside
31:35
Fatty and Dave, and we're just kind of all on top of the jeep.
31:38
Just blast away. And while we're shooting, I'm just like, hey, guys,
31:41
have you. Have we thought, like,
31:44
we're getting picked up by the military? Do you think they're
31:47
gonna let us bring all of this stuff with
31:50
us? Well, aren't they gonna be cramped of
31:52
room? Well, you guys are currently the only
31:55
survivors that the room could. Who
31:58
said. I mean, I'm sorry, you
32:01
guys. We're the only ones getting at it. What about the
32:04
people that were in cover to cover? Who's the say people
32:07
aren't just on the roof already? Well, maybe we find out
32:10
when we get there. As far as I'm aware,
32:13
the items you guys are picking up are gonna
32:16
help a lot of people.
32:18
They've got plot armor items. The
32:21
items. Oh, that's interesting. Items, have plot
32:24
armor. Yes. Interesting. That's an interesting way to think
32:27
of surviving the zombie apocalypse. Paty,
32:30
is. Does Jackson have another person with him?
32:33
Hey, guys. My name is
32:36
Kevin. it's great to meet you. I'm a
32:39
very, I bring a lot to the table. I've
32:42
Seen a lot. Pretty much every zombie movie in
32:45
existence. basically all the way from
32:48
Night of the Living Dead all the way
32:50
to, all the way to Train to Basan. And
32:53
I watched Train to Basan in the original
32:56
Korean too. He starts to get into the
32:59
back with Joffrey and he's like, man, they had this
33:02
really crazy scene where they're like actively
33:05
fighting zombies in the train and it's
33:07
like a crowded room. And the one guy, the one really
33:10
strong guy, he's just like holding them all off like. Jackson,
33:13
are you here? O
33:17
Guys. Everyone get in? Yeah, everybody's in.
33:20
Okay, cool. There are a lot of people in this jeep.
33:22
Yeah, it's getting pretty crowded. Five plus Connor,
33:25
plus Jeffrey plus what was
33:28
Kevin? Kevin. I like to think that Kevin is
33:31
sitting in Joffrey's lap because
33:34
we're running out of. He's sitting there like Santa
33:37
Claus. Like Santa Claus style. Just across the
33:40
lap, hand behind the neck, just talking to him.
33:43
I would love to get the Blu Ray
33:45
set. The Lord of the Rings, the Lord editions.
33:49
Oh my gosh. Have you seen it with the
33:52
director's commentary? Remember that part where,
33:54
where. Listen, Kevin, I love Lord of the Rings, but we don't have
33:57
time to geek over it now. And that means something. That's a
34:00
fair Jackson. A death stare right now.
34:03
Well, whatever the case, is there a seatbe?
34:08
Who's the guy that kicks the helmet? And is that
34:10
Aragorn? Oh yeah, Yeahorn. Did you know he
34:13
actually
34:19
now do you shoot him?
34:22
He kicks it just like this and he kicks the Stormt Troper
34:25
helmet and he's like, oh no, my stormtrooper helmet. He
34:28
says that. and then you see like the, you know, the classic
34:31
camera cut to like it's really far away from the
34:34
Jeep. You see him get like kicked out the back.
34:38
Bul. No,
34:40
no. He does say that though. He's like, hey guys, there's not really
34:43
a seat. And then you guys start. You
34:46
squeal around the corner there to head down
34:49
towards, we sell drugs. and the
34:52
exit. Yes, and ideally the
34:55
exit to. As we get to we sell drugs. I'm going to
34:58
like turn the Jeep and like
35:01
park it so it's sideways and blocking the path
35:05
so that we can go to Weasel Drugs and then make it to the exit.
35:08
Oh, okay. So you're basically right next to Dino dozers
35:11
in that little area or. Yeahah. Cutting off that
35:13
corner. Okay. Because that also attaches to
35:16
the food courte area. Yeah. So, I'm Blocking all that
35:19
off. So you're kind of blocking off that kind of corner
35:21
there. Awesome. Awesome. So
35:24
as you guys run, into. We sell drugs.
35:27
I would say that pharmacy probably
35:30
isn't super busy on Black Friday.
35:33
you sure hope it wouldn't be, you know, like, we don't want a
35:36
lot of injuries. So you guys are able to go in there, you find
35:39
Connor's insulin, he shoots up. He
35:42
doesn't want insulin. No. If we said he's low,
35:45
he needs food, which is what we. We don't need
35:48
food. Some glucagon. Yeah, Give him some
35:51
glucag. Some glucagon. He gets a glue and
35:53
insulin for when he comes.
35:59
A glue gun. Connor's favorite.
36:02
Connor, for the record, loves eating
36:05
glue. You run into the baby
36:08
store and you buy some goo goo go. Is that what you
36:11
goa. Glucaga, glucaga,
36:14
glucagon, Glucag go.
36:16
This is ridiculous. Who makes these
36:19
names? This is like I'm naturally
36:22
occurring hormone. All right, so
36:25
you grab some glucagon. I feel
36:27
ridiculous saying it. Run back to the Star wars
36:30
store and buy the book about the race
36:32
glucagons. Wow.
36:35
Okay. I bet Kevin would have a lot to say about this
36:38
gluc. How do you take glucagon? It
36:41
is an injection. Rectally Injection. Okay.
36:44
Thankfully, rectally. Yes.
36:47
It absorbs it quicker. They
36:50
bypass. You
36:53
see Connor, like, tape off his arm and,
36:56
I don't know, go stomach
37:00
o. It's like an epien. Yes. Okay.
37:03
He jams his glucag go into his
37:06
thigh. He says, right
37:09
on, Roz. I feel so much better now.
37:12
Did anyone grab me a gun? Why do you?
37:17
I'm still stuck on the fact that you think people who take
37:20
insulin act like junkies tying off
37:23
their arms'seen? Him do that
37:25
at game night. I don't think where I saw him,
37:28
I'never seen his ar.
37:30
You'even take there. Yeah, that's what
37:33
we're saying. He's what'saying? He ties off the arm. Was
37:36
he tapping for veins too? He must have been.
37:39
Hey, we need to talk to Conly. I don't
37:42
know what he was up to, I swear. I
37:45
have amazingly vivid mental
37:48
image of Connor tying off his arm
37:50
and, like, doing some kind of an injection. Maybe he was
37:53
making a joke. I don't proably. I don't
37:56
know. I don't know. Okay. Whatever he's got,
37:59
he's got a kit of insulin and he
38:02
took his dang glucagon.
38:07
Let's Go. And you guys run out of. We
38:10
sell drug. No, I'm gonna get some
38:12
antibiotics. Oh, you get some
38:15
antibiotics. Okay. What is it?
38:18
Tie your arm and andect that, fatty. Do
38:21
it, fatty. What do I need? Well, what are you looking for? Gram
38:24
positive or gram negative? Oe. He's behind the
38:26
counter,
38:33
throws it out. Out. Ye. just grab some
38:35
augment. Yes, some aug rotten.
38:39
This is where we lose, like, 95% of our audience.
38:42
Whatever covers. I wish I went to pharmacy
38:45
school. Auggment. Yeah,
38:48
give me some that. Ah, down the
38:50
hatch. All right, all right. You're taking. How many pills does
38:53
you take a take? Come on. All right, Tie
38:56
off my arm.
39:00
Tie your arm and then you take. You just
39:02
down or. What are you doing?
39:06
G. That s. That's all
39:09
I'm taking all my drugs from now
39:12
I'm gonna be at work being like, I'm about to pops of ibup propfen go
39:15
had they seem me sor of wrapping my heart.
39:17
Hony, did you get me that tight tape so I could take
39:20
my daily
39:21
vitamin'officeah?
39:24
T
39:27
say when Selen is to
39:30
say. Everybody runs inside it just to starts taking
39:33
medications. They're just grabbing bottles off the
39:35
shelf. I grabbed some Zola.
39:38
Some. Do they have any?
39:41
Everybody's taking claret and clear for some reason. I
39:43
don't know. Have you got any cough syrup with
39:46
codating? Fentanyl?
39:49
Quinn's high in the corner. Chugging
39:52
cough. I grabbed some gosh for the
39:55
pain. Some real gauze or
39:58
Joffrey. And as you rush over to him
40:01
with this gauze and start putting it on him, he says
40:06
he looks you in the eyes.
40:10
He looks you in the eyes and he says, this is
40:13
gonna help up people.
40:18
And as you start. Cause, oh, shoot. Is
40:21
he still on the Jeep? Oo
40:24
Joffrey. Yeah, Nobod helped him, I guess. Okay,
40:27
well, now that you got him wrapped up, do you like. What are
40:29
you doing? Because you guys are leaving the jeep here, right? Yeah.
40:32
Okay. I, put him on the long board.
40:35
Hey, is he still laying down
40:40
now? He's doing the super. And I grab one of his good
40:42
arms. You're just leading him.
40:47
I just drag him like a piece of luggage.
40:51
Just more moaning than, the luggage
40:54
as Kevin get off.
41:03
but it's so much easier with someone else just
41:06
pulling me. As you, get Joffrey off and you start to
41:09
lead him away, as you guys are starting to make yourself towards
41:11
the, security office, all of a sudden the
41:14
jeep lurches over
41:17
as if, like, lifted from One end and shoved
41:20
out from the other side. And coming out of
41:23
the prote Team supplement store
41:26
is a massive T
41:29
ripped zombies T.
41:32
And he says,
41:36
up the ladder, up the ladder, up the ladder.
41:39
you guys aren't even at the security office yet.
41:42
I mean, I guess that's a question. Are you guys running for the security
41:45
office or you gonna book?
41:48
And as you're booking it for the security office,
41:50
Kevin's hustling behind you guys. Push him
41:53
over. he dav. Pull around and shoot him in
41:56
kn. I mean, you can if you want to be a butthole, but let me
41:59
finish my description. Dave's pulling,
42:02
Joffrey. And Joffrey's like, I don't know what
42:05
thought going on back there, but it sounds like
42:08
something that's gonna hurt a lot of people.
42:13
It's his one line. I got to give it to him. Whenever you
42:15
can, you got do the right thing and let go.
42:18
I mean, it's not moving super fast, but it is.
42:21
It is focused on you guys and it is
42:24
moving in your direction. It's following. Security office
42:27
open. Yes. You guys start running down
42:30
the hallway, and you find the security office and you
42:33
burst inside. And
42:35
you're a little bit surprised to see. I mean, you're not surprised at
42:38
what it looks like in there, but you're a little bit surprised
42:41
at a certain aspect of what you see inside.
42:44
to the left, they have sort of like a holding
42:47
cells for shoplifters, things along those
42:50
lines. Right. People that they need to hold until the police can get there and do
42:53
the whole thing. Whatever the case. There is an individual that is
42:56
inside of the, holding cell, and he
42:59
says, excuse me, Excuse
43:02
me. it is quite fortuit this that you
43:04
have shown up here. Could, you perchance
43:08
let, me out? I've heard some
43:11
noises from outside. I, heard the announcement
43:14
from the police. I'm a bit cancert.
43:16
Is there a ladder? U.
43:19
yes. Oh, cool. Hey, so who's
43:22
going first? I pointed the ladder. Are we all inside
43:25
the office now? Yeah, yeah.
43:28
Do the crime, do the time.
43:31
I have not done any crime. It was, accident.
43:34
accidentally locked my. Well, I mean, I intentionally locked
43:37
myself in here because there was a freaky security
43:40
guard. His face was all rotted. He had the blood
43:43
riding all over him. And, he was going to
43:46
get. Trying to grab me. It was very
43:49
scary. So I closed the door.
43:52
they're right there and they're on like a little,
43:55
key holder. Sure. Him out quick.
43:58
Came'going up. He seems cooler than Kevin. It's
44:00
a mall. It's a mall holding cell. It's not
44:03
like he's a mass murder.
44:07
A ball holding
44:10
only this one. That's a good point. I was gonna say this is
44:13
like him. Okay. If the keys are on a key
44:16
ring right next to it. This is really like mar
44:18
Mayberry with, like. Yeah,
44:21
it's just O is the town drunk. It's like, hey,
44:24
you know, maybe like, a drunk guy comes in or some
44:27
drug. Some drug dude is, like, going nuts in the mall, and
44:30
they grab him and they take s back in cell, just tapping
44:33
away, just t off.
44:37
Oh, thank you, so much. I really appreciate it.
44:41
what are you all doing? We're leaving. Oh,
44:44
yeah, before that hulk comes through here.
44:47
O, you gotta go last, though. You gotta keep
44:50
lookout. That's fine with me. Okay, I'll go
44:52
first. You're the injured one. All right, I'll start up first.
44:55
How long does it take? I can use my hand, like,
44:58
my left hand to hold on so I can climb. Yeah. But I can't, like,
45:01
reach up, so it's just take me a little bit longer. But I don't see any reason why I couldn't
45:04
get. Okay, so, all right, I'm up.
45:07
I'm on the roof then. Yeah, I mean, you. Yeah, you. I mean, you
45:10
got time to climb up there. Okay, who's next?
45:13
I'll go next. Okay. Jackson, makes his way up the
45:16
ladder. I mean, it's pretty easy for you. it's not even something
45:19
we'th rolling for. Just to clarify, like, I mean, you're just going up a ladder. That's what it's
45:22
for, Kein. Oh, man, thank you
45:25
so much. Hey, you know, after we get done already.
45:28
And he goes up the ladder. Have you guys you seen Paullart
45:30
Mokov 2? It
45:33
was terrible. Speaking of diabetics, you're next.
45:36
Connor. Oh, thanks, Br. And he starts making his way
45:39
up. This whole time, he's kind of, like, been busting out his camera and filming
45:42
and stuff every once in a while. But anyway, he makes his way up. After he
45:45
leaves. Can I say it? Connor's now glueag gone.
45:47
Okay. You
45:50
hate it so much.
45:54
Firmly gripping my well stocked stock
45:57
pot, I ascend
45:59
ladder. Okay, sounds good, Dave.
46:02
Dave makes it out with a one arm around a
46:05
stockp pot and the other arm climbing up the ladder. But sure
46:08
enough, you got your presence and you are out of them all, fatty.
46:11
And, fatty. I
46:14
look down at the ground where
46:16
Joffrey is laying. Oh, no. We've got
46:19
Joffrey. Kevin, you help Joffrey.
46:22
I'm already up here. I don't know how I'm supposed to
46:25
help him. I can pull him up once he gets to how to get him up up
46:28
there. Is there any rope in here?
46:31
So, like, how mobile is Joffrey? Or he's basically
46:34
a. I mean, he can move on his own.
46:36
O. That's a big baby, but it's gonna be
46:39
slow. Yeah. Okay, get up there, Joffrey.
46:42
Go. Okay, that's really slow. We
46:45
should have made him go last. It hurts.
46:48
Okay, Joffrey, hold on. hold on. you're going last. He's
46:51
already two rungs up. Okay,
46:54
Two rungs.
47:00
Yeah, I guessap and just
47:03
set him down the.
47:06
I'm not dying to that hulking monster.
47:09
Good, Joffre. I was gonna help a
47:12
you people. I'm out of here, and I'm
47:15
just climbing. I literally grabbed him off
47:17
the ladder, placed himide, started climbing
47:20
up. all right, so I good, dude, you know,
47:23
but even made up, I can't in good
47:26
consciousy. He'll follow us.
47:28
He'll follow us. Barricade the door. If
47:31
he can't make it up in time, at least we don't die for him. Just
47:34
come on. Okay. He can climb. He's helping
47:37
a lot of people going last. That's true.
47:40
Help all of us. Yep. I will go
47:43
up and keep a shotgun pointed down behind
47:46
youre. All right. Sounds good. The meagers his way
47:49
up. All right, here's what I'mnna say. You,
47:52
climb up, and you may get to the top. You point your gun down.
47:55
As Joffrey is starting his ascent, all of a
47:57
sudden, the doors fly open and the massive
48:00
hulking zombie starts to walk in.
48:03
Jorey is just out of reach. But the
48:05
zombie grabs onto one of the ladder rungs and
48:09
reaches up. You have one chance to fire a shot and
48:12
hit this thing in order to keep
48:14
it back. Not Joffrey, I'm saying. So
48:17
roll those dice. O.
48:21
And you do have your bonus for the hunting. Yeah.
48:26
Oh, dear. Okay. No, I think that'll be fine. Because with the
48:29
dexterity and the bonus, we're saying at like,
48:32
an 11 and 11. All right, you shoot
48:35
down. I'm not going toa have your roll damage because I think basically you're
48:38
just trying to keep it off of Joffrey long enough for
48:41
him to make it up another couple of rungs, Kevin.
48:44
And I'm assuming you probably, since you're right, There, both reach down,
48:47
grab an arm, and help pull Joffrey up
48:50
the rest of the way. And then slam the trap
48:52
door, or whatever you want to call that, the roof door behind
48:55
you. That area is locked off. Zombies don't climb things
48:58
very well. The hulking zombie is
49:01
trapped inside. Guys,
49:04
I'm starting counting. Yeah. With my
49:06
finger. we've got that French dude.
49:09
No, I thought he went. Oh, no. He did. Cool.
49:14
Yeah, he'll figure it out. We look down, he'back walk.
49:19
And then the hoing zombie just walks up, grabs them, and
49:22
just lower. I mean, you guys
49:25
can't see. You don't know what's going on in there. You don't know. whatever the
49:28
case. Bl.
49:30
whatever the case, I would say tr.
49:33
American. you
49:35
guys rush, over to the other end of the
49:38
rooftop of the mall. There's nothing up here. I mean, it's just
49:41
rooftop. Also, there are no other people up here. Not currently.
49:44
But you do rush over to the other end of the mall, and you get
49:47
to the section that's above cover to cover, and
49:50
there is a section that you can open up. There's a glass,
49:52
like, overhang or whatever you want to call break out a window.
49:55
Yeah, you break out a window. That's on the rooftop window.
49:58
they have built up a bunch of bookshelves
50:01
to kind of create sort of bookcase staircase. they
50:04
climb up that and then between that and maybe some rope that they've
50:07
procured, you're able to pull them up so that you can get the
50:10
rest of the survivors. Oh, man, you guys never
50:13
did find that little girl, though. It was. She was.
50:16
She was in the kids. Like, there's like a. Like the
50:18
kids play peen. No, no, no, no. There's like a tree, like
50:21
a weird, like, tree decoration they put in the kids place to
50:24
be like, oh, yeah, growth and learning and stuff like that. Right. She
50:27
was in the little tree area. Like, literally made four
50:30
kids to be inside of. So her mom managed to Clair I
50:33
think is what her name was, managed to find her in this
50:36
time. And so she gets out as well.
50:40
I forgot about that as much as Jackson probably forgot about it. So it's not big
50:43
deal. whatever the case, you pull her out,
50:45
everybody, just hangs out pretty much until
50:48
midnight when a couple of helicopters come down. You
50:51
guys had seen out in the not too far off
50:53
distance, kind of surrounding the parking lot. The military forces and
50:56
whatnot. them
50:58
too, may or may not have
51:01
gotten bit o y. We'good yeah. They're
51:04
fine. They had agarotten potatoes.
51:07
That's secretly the cure.
51:10
whatever the case, three helicopters land,
51:13
but everybody's able to fit in two of them. one
51:16
of the military guys, from the third helicopter, he kind of looks
51:19
over at you guys. He says, was that of Almost or any others?
51:22
We don't have time to wait. No, that's it. Let's go. There's
51:25
a French man. He's French. Leave
51:28
him. We don't have time to wait. So I guess it doesn't
51:31
hour. But if there's only one survivor, that's not bad.
51:36
They all take off. the first helicopter
51:39
with, the other group of survivors in it tanks off and
51:41
starts heading away. Then you guys start to take off. In
51:44
roughly about the same time, the third helicopter that's empty starts to
51:47
take off. And as this happens, you
51:50
see the little hatch from the security room open up.
51:53
And the Frenchman kind of drags himself out
51:56
from inside of it and he.
51:59
Yeah, like Terminator. And you see him rush over
52:02
and there's a duffel bag that's sitting over right
52:05
next to that exit way that he opens up and
52:07
withdraws a rocket launcher.
52:10
And he turns and he points it towards the
52:13
empty helicopter and fires. And you
52:16
can see the rocket go flying, spinning ever so
52:20
slightly. Slams into
52:22
the empty helicopter. Well, I say empty, it has the soldiers in it.
52:25
But whatever the case, it hits the helicopter, which starts
52:28
to spin crazy out of control,
52:31
slamming down into the parking lot where a
52:34
whole bunch of the, various, you know, soldiers
52:37
and police and such were. It causes a small explosion
52:39
there. Right? he kind of waves at you
52:42
guys and he picks up a little like, something in his hand and he
52:45
just pushes like there's a button. And you see a
52:48
bunch of small explosions shatter the glasses at
52:51
each one of the entrances of the mall. And
52:54
zombies start to flood outwards
52:57
towards the disoriented police
52:59
forces, that are outside. And as
53:02
you guys fly away, the last thing that you guys can see down
53:05
below you is a whole bunch of undead
53:08
chaos as it starts to flood out of
53:11
the mall and into the city.
53:14
He was the zombie master the whole
53:16
time. May have been that
53:19
piece of garbage. Never trust a Frenchman. I said
53:22
it. And he's like, oh, he's in the M.O.L. s good.
53:26
He did leave him with a zombie.
53:28
Unbelievable. Oh, maybe they
53:31
kiss. Ah. they were in love. It was a
53:33
romance. warm
53:36
bodies. That's right. All right, thank you all for
53:38
listening to our all flesh must be eaten. One
53:41
shot kind of left things open ended. Maybe. Maybe
53:44
more happens later on. Who knows. We'll see you next
53:47
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