Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / 07/17/2026:Your Phone Is Getting You Secretly Judged!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Follow program were pre recorded DFW. It's time to welcome.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome Melli Key.
- 0:06Speaker 2: You need the Carry the Kid, Carry the Kill. A
- 0:09Speaker 2: Kid in the Morning, starring the one and only Candace
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- 0:23Speaker 1: Really the Kid in the Morning. Ye frie fye fri.
- 0:31Speaker 3: It's Friday, it is bright nearly, It's makes one on
- 0:33Speaker 3: two point nine. A Billy the Kid. Candace Lopez is
- 0:36Speaker 3: your producer. Poo is here, Candace, good morning.
- 0:38Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good?
- 0:39Speaker 4: But you know what's freaking me out? What Tesla taxis?
- 0:45Speaker 4: Have you seen the Tesla Taxi.
- 0:46Speaker 1: The Gold Ones?
- 0:47Speaker 3: Yes, I have, and I okay, this is funny because
- 0:50Speaker 3: I thought it was the same car that I kept seeing.
- 0:52Speaker 4: Okay, this is.
- 0:53Speaker 5: The conversation we had yesterday because we were down near
- 0:56Speaker 5: love Field Airport and we saw one and my my
- 1:00Speaker 5: son was like, what is that? So we explained to
- 1:02Speaker 5: him it said Tesla Taxi. He's like, why does it
- 1:04Speaker 5: have a back window. Well, there's cameras dot it out.
- 1:07Speaker 5: Whatever the thing is, cybercab whatever these things are called.
- 1:11Speaker 5: And so we kept driving around and We're like, there's
- 1:13Speaker 5: another one.
- 1:13Speaker 4: There it is again. Yeah, No, there's so.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Many and they're everywhere, so they're testing them. Now, okay,
- 1:19Speaker 1: this is the funniest part. It's my friendship hits me
- 1:22Speaker 1: up and he's like, this is weird.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:24Speaker 3: This car's followed me every single day. I see this
- 1:29Speaker 3: gold car follow me around. Yeah, and he takes a
- 1:32Speaker 3: picture and he sends it to me. This has been
- 1:33Speaker 3: going on for like weeks.
- 1:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:35Speaker 3: And then the next day he's like, you won't believe this.
- 1:37Speaker 3: I'm by North Park and here it is again. I
- 1:40Speaker 3: don't know what this guy's deal is. And I'm like,
- 1:43Speaker 3: that's weird. The next day, the next, for weeks, then
- 1:47Speaker 3: I see one. I go, you won't believe it. I
- 1:48Speaker 3: take a picture.
- 1:49Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this.
- 1:52Speaker 3: He hits me up a couple of days ago he goes, Dude,
- 1:55Speaker 3: it's a Tesla taxi and there's like a hundred.
- 1:57Speaker 4: Of them, and they're like everywhere.
- 2:00Speaker 1: We are paranoid thinking somebody's following us around.
- 2:02Speaker 4: That is so funny.
- 2:04Speaker 5: Yeah, we just thought we were seeing the same car
- 2:06Speaker 5: by some asking all these questions like why are the
- 2:08Speaker 5: wheels like that, why is the front like that, and like,
- 2:11Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, this is like a new Tesla thing, Robotaxi.
- 2:13Speaker 3: There's nobody in it, well there is one. There was
- 2:15Speaker 3: someone driving my mind.
- 2:16Speaker 4: Oh okay, No, no one was driving this one.
- 2:18Speaker 5: Oh no, maybe maybe there was someone I just couldn't tell.
- 2:22Speaker 3: Yeah, though there was people in the ones I saw. Okay,
- 2:25Speaker 3: So that's why I was really confused. And I'm kind
- 2:28Speaker 3: of a unique car. I've never seen this before.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Yeah, they're odd looking.
- 2:31Speaker 1: They are weird. No back window, what is going on?
- 2:34Speaker 4: I really don't like that. Like, I don't trust cameras
- 2:37Speaker 4: to do everything. I need a window.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Yeah, the windows four, I agree with you can't.
- 2:47Speaker 5: They were freaking me out yesterday because they were literally everywhere.
- 2:50Speaker 1: We're giving you a heads up.
- 2:51Speaker 3: So if you see these gold Tesla looking robot cars
- 2:55Speaker 3: rolling around Dallas, it's a Robotaxi that they're gonna unveil soon.
- 2:59Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know when it's going to happen.
- 3:01Speaker 4: Is I have no idea. I didn't know anything about
- 3:03Speaker 4: it until I saw him.
- 3:04Speaker 3: Well they're out, they're testing him, So you're right, they're
- 3:07Speaker 3: following me everywhere. I went to North Park with me
- 3:10Speaker 3: Kroger everywhere, So all right, pretty sure was here?
- 3:14Speaker 1: What's up? Yesterday?
- 3:15Speaker 6: I was tripping out because I went and mowed my
- 3:18Speaker 6: aunt's grass because we're gonna do a little party over
- 3:21Speaker 6: there for relatives coming to town. Celebrated birthday. Well, her
- 3:24Speaker 6: next door neighbor is very old, so we sometimes cut
- 3:28Speaker 6: her grass so the front. I was like, yeah, I'll
- 3:30Speaker 6: knock it out real quick because it's I didn't think
- 3:32Speaker 6: anything of it. Go in that backyard grasses. It looks
- 3:36Speaker 6: probably about five foot tall. And the reason why I
- 3:39Speaker 6: was I was nervous is because me and Billy met
- 3:42Speaker 6: somebody who said, who was talking about your You definitely
- 3:45Speaker 6: got a tear. Yeah, So I was like, I was
- 3:50Speaker 6: telling my cousbind I was like, won't you weedy first?
- 3:53Speaker 1: And then I'll come behind you with the lawnmower, because
- 3:55Speaker 1: I was like, did you put any off on? Yes?
- 3:57Speaker 6: I did, but I'm telling you I was so I'm
- 4:00Speaker 6: serious because.
- 4:02Speaker 1: If I can't eat meat.
- 4:04Speaker 3: Basically, we met this guy and this is going around
- 4:08Speaker 3: where these people are getting these lone star ticks and
- 4:10Speaker 3: they become allergic to red meat.
- 4:13Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been down the rabbit hole on Instagram.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Right, We met somebody who actually happened to and he's like, yeah,
- 4:20Speaker 3: I've been a hunter all my life, fisherman outdoors, my
- 4:23Speaker 3: whole life, my whole family, and all of a sudden,
- 4:26Speaker 3: I got the loan star tick and now I can't
- 4:27Speaker 3: eat meat. He goes and that's all I literally eat.
- 4:30Speaker 3: Now if I eat it, my throat swells up perfect.
- 4:34Speaker 3: So now it's fins and feathers. That's all he can
- 4:39Speaker 3: eat is anything with the feathers.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Wow, So now he eats pigeon. So did you mow
- 4:46Speaker 1: the grass?
- 4:47Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 4:47Speaker 1: I ended up cutting it.
- 4:48Speaker 6: But they were just saying because all the rain sometimes
- 4:51Speaker 6: the ticks, like there's a whole. But yeah, And I
- 4:54Speaker 6: was like what And I started looking on TikTok and
- 4:57Speaker 6: I'm looking at this thing.
- 4:57Speaker 3: And I'm like, don't get your medical advice from TikTok.
- 5:03Speaker 3: Did you check your body? I'm not being weird. Did
- 5:05Speaker 3: you check your body?
- 5:05Speaker 7: Oh?
- 5:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I showered like three times. No, it's not about shower.
- 5:08Speaker 3: And they won't come off in the shower. What do
- 5:09Speaker 3: you mean, No, a tick?
- 5:12Speaker 4: I don't know anything about ticks.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Yeah, no, a tick will stay on shower is not
- 5:16Speaker 1: going to get off. Oh well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
- 5:19Speaker 1: don't have one.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Come on, I better check your mind. Can't check his body,
- 5:25Speaker 3: did you? At least you know where they're hiding. I
- 5:27Speaker 3: know where they're gonna hide and poove the rolls. They're
- 5:31Speaker 3: in those rolls in the back of your head right now?
- 5:33Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is tough.
- 5:35Speaker 8: Stories on the tents with Billy's the Kid in the.
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- 5:41Speaker 1: Up the jackpot for free groceries right now.
- 5:43Speaker 3: I mean, yesterday we gave away two thousand and fifty
- 5:46Speaker 3: dollars in free groceries from Kroger. Michelle won that. It
- 5:49Speaker 3: was so sweet too, because she really needed it. Yeah,
- 5:52Speaker 3: she's been going through some tough times, some medical issues,
- 5:55Speaker 3: and I was so happy she won. Right now, jackpot
- 5:58Speaker 3: is up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.
- 6:01Speaker 4: That's good.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Yes, that's awesome. Yeah, so we're gonna call somebody eight o'clock.
- 6:05Speaker 3: First call. You got to answer your phone. I want
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- 6:11Speaker 3: com whatever on iHeartRadio. Just make it happen, Candice, what's
- 6:14Speaker 3: going on?
- 6:14Speaker 5: Well, it turns out shredded iceberg lettuce applied to Taco
- 6:17Speaker 5: Bell could be linked to the parasitic outbreak happening in
- 6:20Speaker 5: multiple states. Federal health officials are investigating. Taco Bell says
- 6:25Speaker 5: they get their lettuce from Taylor Farms, which has multiple
- 6:29Speaker 5: locations across the country. Right now, they're saying the outbreak
- 6:33Speaker 5: is considered to be regional centered, mostly in the Midwest,
- 6:37Speaker 5: but you know, there's cases being reported in multiple states.
- 6:41Speaker 5: Taco Bell said earlier this week they were voluntarily removing
- 6:44Speaker 5: the suspected lettuce from affected restaurants while this investigation is ongoing,
- 6:50Speaker 5: but we're finally getting some clarity on where this may
- 6:53Speaker 5: have come from.
- 6:53Speaker 3: Remember when you talked about it the other day, I
- 6:55Speaker 3: said it was weird that Taco Bell released a statement.
- 6:57Speaker 4: Yeah, it didn't make any sense.
- 6:59Speaker 5: We had heard nothing about any source or you know,
- 7:02Speaker 5: any place responsible for this, and then all of a sudden,
- 7:04Speaker 5: they were like, we're gonna get rid of our lettuce,
- 7:06Speaker 5: get rid of our you know, pico, whatever those things
- 7:08Speaker 5: were that were on the list.
- 7:09Speaker 4: But it seems weird, and.
- 7:11Speaker 3: I love Taco Bell, but can't we just expect that
- 7:13Speaker 3: can we just expect that you're going to have an
- 7:15Speaker 3: upset stomach.
- 7:16Speaker 1: And we eat it like this has been going on
- 7:18Speaker 1: for years. It's a given. That's what happens.
- 7:21Speaker 4: It happened to me.
- 7:23Speaker 1: What you don't need enough Taco Bell? Well, you're right.
- 7:25Speaker 1: When's the last time you've had it?
- 7:26Speaker 4: I don't know. Honestly, I had.
- 7:28Speaker 3: It on vacation and looking around. No, I'm thriving. First
- 7:32Speaker 3: of all, my stomach is built different.
- 7:35Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, yeah, what I'm saying.
- 7:36Speaker 1: We've been in radio. Trust me.
- 7:37Speaker 3: I can eat something that's been sitting in the break
- 7:40Speaker 3: room for three days.
- 7:44Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 7:45Speaker 3: So if Taco Bell, you know, the parasite wipes out
- 7:49Speaker 3: my whole lineage, then I don't deserve.
- 7:52Speaker 1: To be here. Oh my gosh, we're going to be survivors.
- 7:54Speaker 3: I just I.
- 7:55Speaker 4: Honestly hope that this is the case. That way we
- 7:57Speaker 4: can be like, all right, everybody, go back.
- 7:58Speaker 5: To eating your regular that you normally eat in your
- 8:01Speaker 5: berries and stop being freaked out by stuff.
- 8:03Speaker 1: I just eat frozen berries.
- 8:04Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's good, Yeah, because that.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Kills them anyway.
- 8:06Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm actually going to Taco Bell and I'm
- 8:09Speaker 3: ordering an extra parasite.
- 8:10Speaker 4: No, so these weights, Yeah, because.
- 8:12Speaker 3: I'm dropping about twenty pounds. It's way cheaper than Ozambic.
- 8:15Speaker 5: Yeah, skinny talk is all over this right now, like
- 8:19Speaker 5: this is the best.
- 8:19Speaker 4: Diet I've ever had.
- 8:20Speaker 1: People are saying they love it.
- 8:22Speaker 4: Yeah, it's we're joking. Well because some little dmost like.
- 8:29Speaker 1: I'll say that, I know, Well they're yelling at me anyway.
- 8:31Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, guys.
- 8:33Speaker 5: United Airlines says they are getting rid of some of
- 8:35Speaker 5: their middle seats and replacing them with a table, so
- 8:39Speaker 5: this table can be This table can be shared by
- 8:42Speaker 5: the window.
- 8:43Speaker 4: And aisle seats.
- 8:45Speaker 5: It has like a soft leather covering with two cup indentations.
- 8:49Speaker 5: The arm rests are still there if you're worried about that.
- 8:51Speaker 5: For Dallas is just on one row. On certain new planes,
- 8:56Speaker 5: these seats will eventually cost more.
- 8:58Speaker 4: They haven't said how much just yet.
- 9:00Speaker 1: I'm just an extra for a table.
- 9:02Speaker 4: I mean, I think you're paying for personal space.
- 9:04Speaker 1: I think you're yeah, you're paying for what for freedom
- 9:07Speaker 1: in the middle.
- 9:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:07Speaker 5: It's weird though, because if you look at it, the
- 9:09Speaker 5: seat's there, it's just like there's.
- 9:10Speaker 4: A little table block.
- 9:12Speaker 1: I don't like it.
- 9:13Speaker 5: It's like if you pull down the lap tray, the
- 9:16Speaker 5: table tray and just put it down.
- 9:18Speaker 4: But it's where the seat is.
- 9:19Speaker 3: So what they're gonna do is they're going to sell
- 9:20Speaker 3: it as a table when they don't have a full flight,
- 9:23Speaker 3: right and make up for that middle seat that wasn't sold.
- 9:25Speaker 4: I mean that's possible.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Yeah, that's absolutely. They're not doing it because they want
- 9:29Speaker 1: to be nice.
- 9:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it looks weird.
- 9:32Speaker 1: I just flying is so crazy lately.
- 9:35Speaker 4: Usually what they're coming up with.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Right, the idea is now they're talking about that flight
- 9:39Speaker 3: that you can buy that you just stand up the
- 9:41Speaker 3: entire flight.
- 9:41Speaker 5: Absolutely not I'm doing it. I'm not sitting on a
- 9:44Speaker 5: bicycle seat.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:47Speaker 4: It literally looks like you're in spin class.
- 9:49Speaker 3: You can double the amount of people you fit on
- 9:51Speaker 3: a plane if everyone just.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Stood up, right.
- 9:53Speaker 4: No, I'm not doing that, right.
- 9:55Speaker 1: No, if it's a short flight, i'd do it.
- 9:58Speaker 4: You would how far.
- 9:59Speaker 3: I mean i'd go? I don't know, I'd go anywhere
- 10:01Speaker 3: under two hours standing up? I mean no, Yeah, that's
- 10:05Speaker 3: Austin something. Oh yeah, if it's over too, I'm gonna
- 10:07Speaker 3: sit down.
- 10:08Speaker 1: But yes, under.
- 10:09Speaker 5: Two But what happens if you do like my last flight,
- 10:11Speaker 5: we got delayed sitting on the plane for two hours
- 10:14Speaker 5: before we even took off, So I'm standing for an
- 10:16Speaker 5: extra two hours, and then an extra hour we get
- 10:18Speaker 5: to the next airport because the gate's not ready.
- 10:21Speaker 4: This is trouble.
- 10:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna don't do it. I'm gonna Pooh carry me.
- 10:28Speaker 5: Oh gosh, real quick, guys, Today is World Emoji Day.
- 10:31Speaker 4: There are some new emojis coming. Have you seen this list? No,
- 10:36Speaker 4: we're finally gonna get a pickle emoji.
- 10:38Speaker 1: We don't have one.
- 10:39Speaker 4: I thought we did, but that's a cucumber.
- 10:41Speaker 1: They're saying, no, well, it's the same thing, right.
- 10:43Speaker 5: I mean it's similar, but the pickle is gonna be
- 10:45Speaker 5: a little different.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Apparently we don't have That's crazy. I didn't know that.
- 10:49Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 10:50Speaker 5: We're also going to get a cracked smiling face.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Wow.
- 10:53Speaker 4: Okay, they're saying.
- 10:54Speaker 5: That would be like I'm fine, everything's fine face.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah, we need which would help we need that.
- 11:01Speaker 4: Yeah. There's also gonna be a net with a handle.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know why we need a net trying
- 11:07Speaker 1: to catch ticks with Pooh in the back yard.
- 11:10Speaker 5: And then a monarch, butterfly, an eraser, and a lighthouse
- 11:13Speaker 5: are coming.
- 11:14Speaker 4: Guys.
- 11:15Speaker 1: I didn't even know. We didn't have a butterfly.
- 11:17Speaker 4: We have a butterfly, but it's blue. Oh yeah, it's
- 11:20Speaker 4: like a.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Fun like you know, Taylor Swift butterfly.
- 11:23Speaker 4: This will be like a monarch. Thank god.
- 11:25Speaker 1: I've I've been wanting one of those.
- 11:26Speaker 4: Right, I've been wanting the eraser though, for sure a racer.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Yeah, why, I don't know, just to.
- 11:31Speaker 5: Delete stuff, okay, just to you.
- 11:33Speaker 4: Know, say that I'm going to erase that.
- 11:35Speaker 3: All I use is like my top emojis right now.
- 11:38Speaker 3: I mean I think I used the most. The dancing guy,
- 11:41Speaker 3: dancing guy. Yeah, that's your guy egg plants up there.
- 11:44Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and okay, I can see that for you.
- 11:49Speaker 1: And the hands that just go up in the air,
- 11:51Speaker 1: the two hands like.
- 11:52Speaker 3: Yeahljah, that's all I need. Okay, take the wrestling moojis away.
- 11:57Speaker 3: I'll take the pickle though.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 11:59Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, think that's it on the list for now.
- 12:01Speaker 5: But get excited, guys, I'm cana slow pez. Those are
- 12:04Speaker 5: your Texas stop stories, all right?
- 12:07Speaker 1: Can we play a little game? Sure, Yeah, let's go.
- 12:09Speaker 3: What do you think people secretly judge you by? Because
- 12:13Speaker 3: there's a new survey out and I would have never
- 12:15Speaker 3: guessed that people were judging me by this.
- 12:18Speaker 1: I will say this. It has something to do with
- 12:21Speaker 1: your phone.
- 12:22Speaker 4: Oh, I was gonna say shoes.
- 12:24Speaker 5: Oh how many unread messages you have?
- 12:26Speaker 2: Oh?
- 12:27Speaker 1: No, that's not it. But that's a good one.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Okay, I think that's really telling you if you can
- 12:31Speaker 3: tell how somebody communicates. Yes, all right, No it's not that.
- 12:35Speaker 3: But it has to do with the phone. Poo any
- 12:37Speaker 3: guesses always talking on a speakerphone. No, but I will
- 12:40Speaker 3: judge you if you do that. You know what people
- 12:42Speaker 3: are secretly judging you by, And I never thought about it.
- 12:45Speaker 1: What your background? Your phone background?
- 12:49Speaker 4: They are yes, okay.
- 12:51Speaker 3: They are secretly judging you by the background on your phone,
- 12:55Speaker 3: which I didn't even think about.
- 12:57Speaker 1: I don't even think about that stuff.
- 12:59Speaker 4: I don't really I'm not judging, but I'm curious.
- 13:02Speaker 1: But they did a survey.
- 13:03Speaker 3: They did a poll of like two thousand people across
- 13:06Speaker 3: the United States, and fourteen percent of people think someone's
- 13:08Speaker 3: phone background image reveals a lot about somebody's personality. Now,
- 13:13Speaker 3: younger Americans are most likely to use people's phone backgrounds
- 13:17Speaker 3: to scrutinize them and really judge them. They judge the hardest. Okay,
- 13:22Speaker 3: so the younger you are, it looks like the harder
- 13:24Speaker 3: you judge. When it comes to what's on your I
- 13:26Speaker 3: don't know. Wallpaper they call it, right, yeah?
- 13:29Speaker 1: Is that it? Or lock screen? I don't know? So
- 13:32Speaker 1: what kind of pictures do most people use?
- 13:33Speaker 3: The most popular phone background is a picture of I
- 13:37Speaker 3: think you would guess this one picture of what candasis,
- 13:40Speaker 3: your kids, kids and family members. That is number one.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Then second would be a photo of nature, nature landscapes,
- 13:49Speaker 3: second most popular, third most popular?
- 13:52Speaker 1: What do you think it is?
- 13:53Speaker 4: Uh? Pets?
- 13:54Speaker 1: I like this? Did you see this?
- 13:56Speaker 7: No?
- 13:57Speaker 1: You're right?
- 13:58Speaker 5: Oh really, because I think I know what yours is
- 14:01Speaker 5: now that I'm thinking about it.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Oh you do? Yeah?
- 14:03Speaker 3: You think you want to play a little game? Yeah, okay,
- 14:06Speaker 3: you think you know what my phone background is?
- 14:08Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 14:08Speaker 4: I'm one hundred percent sure I know what it is.
- 14:10Speaker 1: What is it?
- 14:10Speaker 4: It's trigger your dog?
- 14:11Speaker 1: Dang? It is this other day?
- 14:13Speaker 4: I saw it and I was like, yeah, no, I know.
- 14:16Speaker 1: But people, what do you think?
- 14:18Speaker 3: What do you think of somebody when you see their
- 14:21Speaker 3: phone background is I don't know their pet?
- 14:23Speaker 1: I think nothing. I think, oh that's cute. Yeah, they
- 14:26Speaker 1: like animals. Some people they staying in this poll.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Women, it's a red flag at some points because if
- 14:32Speaker 3: they see why I'm a walking red flag, because they say,
- 14:36Speaker 3: if they see a man with a lock screen of
- 14:39Speaker 3: his pet, then that means he cares about them more
- 14:42Speaker 3: than he does anything else in his life.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Okay, which is not almost not.
- 14:47Speaker 4: True, okay, right almost.
- 14:50Speaker 3: Of course I love my son more than my dog,
- 14:52Speaker 3: of course, but I have my son on there too.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Sometimes he's in rotation. Yeah, but right now I don't
- 14:58Speaker 3: I'm trying to guess what. I don't know your lock screen.
- 15:00Speaker 3: Let me see what is your lock screen?
- 15:02Speaker 1: Cannis.
- 15:02Speaker 3: I don't even know if I know it. I don't
- 15:03Speaker 3: look at your phone enough. Yeah, let me see. Is
- 15:07Speaker 3: it a picture of Nzo?
- 15:09Speaker 4: That's half correct? Yeah?
- 15:11Speaker 3: And Eric, yes, okay, yeah, that's the most normal answer.
- 15:15Speaker 1: People.
- 15:16Speaker 3: The least to judge you is that? So, but I
- 15:19Speaker 3: really don't know what poos is. Let me guess.
- 15:23Speaker 1: No, I don't, is it me?
- 15:25Speaker 8: No?
- 15:26Speaker 4: It was for a second member, we took each other's phones.
- 15:29Speaker 3: Yes, who is my lock screen? For a while as
- 15:34Speaker 3: a joke. Of course, I don't know what it is, Cannis.
- 15:37Speaker 3: You have a guess what is it?
- 15:38Speaker 4: I'm going to guess your kids, Yeah, it's your kids.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Yes, okay, who.
- 15:42Speaker 4: Doesn't have pets? And he doesn't have a like partner
- 15:45Speaker 4: that I know of.
- 15:46Speaker 3: Well, I'm saying kids, No, what would be a red
- 15:51Speaker 3: flag to you if you saw on somebody's background, if
- 15:54Speaker 3: you saw somebody's background, what would be like, eh, cringe, Yeah, like.
- 15:58Speaker 4: A hawk girl that you're not even that you don't.
- 16:01Speaker 3: This is why each other because because Pool wasn't honest,
- 16:06Speaker 3: and I thought, okay, now it might be his kids,
- 16:08Speaker 3: but back in the day, it was not his kids.
- 16:09Speaker 1: And when I say back in the day, I'm talking
- 16:11Speaker 1: a few months ago. What was it? What was it?
- 16:15Speaker 6: It was a hot girl? I did Billy clown me
- 16:18Speaker 6: for it was a hot girl.
- 16:21Speaker 1: I don't know. He was just like, oh, what do
- 16:23Speaker 1: you do? I'm like, I'm like, why would you put
- 16:27Speaker 1: a random, like sexy girl's.
- 16:28Speaker 5: Pic on your It's like hanging a poster on your
- 16:31Speaker 5: on your ya that when you're fifteen?
- 16:35Speaker 1: Really who was it? Though? It was someone I forget? No, No,
- 16:40Speaker 1: it was somebody I forgot you fort so you don't
- 16:42Speaker 1: even know.
- 16:43Speaker 6: I think it was Eva Longoria. It was it was something,
- 16:45Speaker 6: it was It was a lot Thina. I remember that,
- 16:47Speaker 6: of course it was. Yeah, I remember.
- 16:51Speaker 1: That was one of the red flags.
- 16:53Speaker 3: Also said if it's a picture, girls didn't like a
- 16:55Speaker 3: picture of you and your.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Fish holding a fish.
- 16:59Speaker 3: Okay, yeah they that was a red flag. And then
- 17:03Speaker 3: one of the number one answers was is if you
- 17:06Speaker 3: have a picture of yourself as your lock screen?
- 17:09Speaker 4: Oh, major red flag?
- 17:12Speaker 1: Girls who do that?
- 17:13Speaker 3: Oh let me tell you something. I have two exes.
- 17:16Speaker 3: That was their lock screen. Yeah, that should have been
- 17:18Speaker 3: ith Yeah, I should have know their lock screen.
- 17:22Speaker 1: No, in their wallpaper. Yeah it was them, yeah, not
- 17:27Speaker 1: not them and other people. Oh no, out of space girl,
- 17:32Speaker 1: it was a picture of herd I was like, wait,
- 17:34Speaker 1: your ex Yeah, whose actually her lock scream was heard?
- 17:37Speaker 6: Yeah, a picture of her like walking down because he
- 17:41Speaker 6: was from Austin walking down sixth Street.
- 17:42Speaker 1: I was like, that's weird too, Yeah yeah, like dirty
- 17:46Speaker 1: sixth Street or West six right in front of the Capitol.
- 17:50Speaker 1: That's not six street, No, yeah, it was Congress and
- 17:55Speaker 1: dirty six. It was dirty six.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Okay, well wow that's a red flag, right. Yeah, so
- 18:02Speaker 3: you two deserve each other.
- 18:04Speaker 7: Now where we go?
- 18:05Speaker 1: You got her and then you you.
- 18:06Speaker 3: Got a hot pick of some random drill and she's
- 18:09Speaker 3: going to picture of herself.
- 18:12Speaker 8: It's Texas Tough Stories on the Tents with Billy's a
- 18:15Speaker 8: Kid in the morning only.
- 18:16Speaker 7: On the new Mix one O two point nine.
- 18:19Speaker 3: We got Dirty Little Secret coming up at seven thirty.
- 18:21Speaker 3: You're ready for that, plus free groceries that Jack found
- 18:23Speaker 3: us up to seven hundred and fifty dollars right now.
- 18:25Speaker 1: I'm making the first call at eight o'clock.
- 18:27Speaker 3: So if you haven't signed up, get on that iHeartRadio
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- 18:35Speaker 1: That's simple. Canna Slowpez. What is going on?
- 18:37Speaker 7: Well?
- 18:37Speaker 5: People in the Texas Hill Country are reporting more water
- 18:40Speaker 5: than last year's devastating floods. Two deaths have been confirmed,
- 18:44Speaker 5: one man after his mobile home was swept away, another
- 18:47Speaker 5: who was in his vehicle that was swept off the road.
- 18:50Speaker 5: Several new river level records were set overnight. More than
- 18:53Speaker 5: twenty three hundred state emergency responders are helping out. Thankfully,
- 18:57Speaker 5: that rain is finally starting to wind down in those
- 19:00Speaker 5: hardest hit areas. But yeah, it's been really devastating there
- 19:04Speaker 5: over the past couple of days.
- 19:06Speaker 3: I'm looking at the videos and it's sad. So I
- 19:09Speaker 3: wish there was something we can do, and maybe there is. Yeah,
- 19:12Speaker 3: maybe there's some stuff that you know they need or whatever.
- 19:15Speaker 3: But I know it's far away, but it's still Texas
- 19:17Speaker 3: and you just want to help people out or going
- 19:19Speaker 3: through this.
- 19:19Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
- 19:20Speaker 5: I'll definitely keep you posted on any organizations that are
- 19:24Speaker 5: helping out or where you can donate or send some
- 19:27Speaker 5: supplies to. We do have storm chances here today. Then
- 19:30Speaker 5: we start to heap back up to normal for the weekend,
- 19:33Speaker 5: so it will be dry though this weekend. We'll get
- 19:36Speaker 5: back close to triple digits by the end of the weekend. Guys,
- 19:40Speaker 5: The Today Show is trending this morning after an intruder
- 19:43Speaker 5: broke through security there and was arrested yesterday after lunging at.
- 19:47Speaker 4: Co anchor Craig Melvin.
- 19:50Speaker 5: That man, they said, does have a long criminal record.
- 19:53Speaker 5: NBC also fired a security guard responsible for the security breach,
- 19:57Speaker 5: and they released a statement shortly after saying no one
- 20:00Speaker 5: was injured, and then Craig also posted an update as well,
- 20:03Speaker 5: saying he was doing just fine. But how that happens,
- 20:07Speaker 5: I don't know. If it's one security guard's fault.
- 20:09Speaker 1: But you know into the studio.
- 20:11Speaker 5: Yeah, well they got into there, into the studio, you know,
- 20:14Speaker 5: close to these anchors, really scary for the Today Show.
- 20:18Speaker 3: You know, it's well, I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
- 20:21Speaker 3: I've walked by our security here sometimes.
- 20:23Speaker 1: And they're sleeping.
- 20:24Speaker 5: Oh yeah the other day and I thought, oh, never mind,
- 20:27Speaker 5: just hard I bother you.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Yeah, he's sleeping first thing in the morning.
- 20:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 20:30Speaker 3: And I've been attacked leaving the radio station before. You have,
- 20:33Speaker 3: Oh yeah, back in the day.
- 20:34Speaker 4: Okay, do you remember that.
- 20:35Speaker 1: No, you don't remember when I was.
- 20:37Speaker 3: This was gosh when I was. I was in Detroit
- 20:40Speaker 3: doing radio when I first started. Oh and I moved
- 20:43Speaker 3: here in two thousand and I've been here ever since.
- 20:45Speaker 3: But yeah, I was leaving the radio station and somebody
- 20:48Speaker 3: was mad at me about something that happened because I
- 20:50Speaker 3: don't know, and she hopped out of the bushes and
- 20:53Speaker 3: she was drunk and she attacked me. Wow, I'll scratched
- 20:56Speaker 3: my face up, and yeah, I called the police.
- 20:59Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was a whole thing.
- 21:00Speaker 4: Okay.
- 21:01Speaker 3: Yeah, So I mean I never I'm always like watching
- 21:05Speaker 3: because I don't know what's going on.
- 21:06Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Well, he'd be posted on that one.
- 21:09Speaker 4: I don't like to hear that from you.
- 21:11Speaker 5: Well, guys A Benny Blanco also trending this morning for
- 21:15Speaker 5: a video he posted saying he was traveling across the
- 21:18Speaker 5: Atlantic to see his wife because he's scared of flying.
- 21:22Speaker 5: Is that a thing that we knew about Benny Blanco.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I didn't know he was scared to fly.
- 21:25Speaker 4: Yeah. So Selena Gomez his wife.
- 21:27Speaker 5: Of course, she's in London filming her show Only Murders
- 21:30Speaker 5: in the Building. Her birthday is coming up Wednesday, So
- 21:33Speaker 5: I guess.
- 21:33Speaker 4: He's going to London from New York.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Okay, how long does it take to take a boat there?
- 21:38Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know.
- 21:40Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Well, like maybe this was a joke. It
- 21:43Speaker 5: was just on a boat somewhere, but it looked like
- 21:44Speaker 5: he was out in the middle of the Atlantic.
- 21:46Speaker 3: Well, she had, Like a lot of celebrities, there's some
- 21:47Speaker 3: celebrities who just don't like to fly, like Travis Barker
- 21:50Speaker 3: obviously back in the day from Blank twenty two, because
- 21:52Speaker 3: he was in a crash. Yeah, and he couldn't even
- 21:55Speaker 3: I heard it was so bad. At one point he
- 21:57Speaker 3: would have his drivers that would drive him places of
- 22:00Speaker 3: void airports because the smell of fuel jet fuel would
- 22:04Speaker 3: trigger like his PTSD.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Oh wow, but now he's married to Courtney.
- 22:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:10Speaker 3: Yeah, he's married to Courtney and they fly and she's
- 22:13Speaker 3: gotten him over that fear.
- 22:14Speaker 4: Oh wow. Well that's good.
- 22:15Speaker 1: That is good.
- 22:16Speaker 3: But yeah, I get it. I don't love flying. I'm
- 22:18Speaker 3: flying today. I don't love it.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:20Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lot for sure.
- 22:21Speaker 5: Real quick, guys, you want some fun food news. Yeah,
- 22:24Speaker 5: because Buffalo Wild Wings is rolling out Popping Ranch. So
- 22:28Speaker 5: it's a packet of ranch flavored popping candy to add
- 22:32Speaker 5: some sizzle to your ranch dressing. It's gonna be out
- 22:35Speaker 5: Monday at participating locations, selling for ninety nine cents a packet.
- 22:39Speaker 5: It's basically like ranch pop rocks.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Yeah no, I don't want that.
- 22:43Speaker 4: Well, they're saying that's kind of fun to put on,
- 22:45Speaker 4: like your wings, your ranch and then dip your wings
- 22:47Speaker 4: in it or your cauliflowerflower. Yeah.
- 22:51Speaker 5: Well you know how they do, like some of the
- 22:52Speaker 5: fried cauliflower you dip it in the ranch?
- 22:54Speaker 1: No, or like yeah, yeah there you go.
- 22:58Speaker 4: I've had it before. They have it at Buffalo Wild
- 22:59Speaker 4: Wings Cauli flower there.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I'm not dipping it pop rocks ranch.
- 23:05Speaker 1: What is going on?
- 23:06Speaker 4: We're doing it? Ranch is all the rage. People are
- 23:08Speaker 4: just trying to come up with other ways to serve ranch.
- 23:10Speaker 3: I enjoy ranch as it is. Yeah, I'm not gonna
- 23:12Speaker 3: dip my I don't want ranch popping. There's certain things
- 23:15Speaker 3: you just I don't like mixing. That's one of them.
- 23:17Speaker 3: I don't like mixing that.
- 23:17Speaker 1: I don't like mixing certain things.
- 23:19Speaker 4: Handy and ranch.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Indian ranch is not a mix.
- 23:22Speaker 5: Okay, on wings, put it in your ranch and then
- 23:28Speaker 5: dip your wings in there.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Sounds kind of fun. Like the feeling you want to
- 23:32Speaker 4: eat ranch. I like ranch.
- 23:34Speaker 1: No you won't.
- 23:34Speaker 5: Well, if it's like super dairy, I can't have it.
- 23:37Speaker 4: I like it.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Find out why.
- 23:39Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying you don't eat all this stuff
- 23:40Speaker 3: you're telling us to eat.
- 23:41Speaker 4: Well, I think it'd be fun to eat wings. I
- 23:44Speaker 4: love what. I don't eat wings.
- 23:46Speaker 1: You don't even eat, yes, I do. All you eat
- 23:48Speaker 1: is beans and quinoa.
- 23:50Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that's absolutely not true, and taco bell lettuce.
- 23:55Speaker 4: I'm all right, I'm Kanoslopez. Those are your Texas top
- 23:57Speaker 4: stories off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
- 24:02Speaker 8: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
- 24:04Speaker 3: The jackpop for the free groceries up to seven hundred
- 24:06Speaker 3: and fifty dollars.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Right now, that's a lot.
- 24:08Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't seem like a lot, because yesterday we
- 24:10Speaker 3: gave way over two thousand dollars to one person, Michelle,
- 24:12Speaker 3: which was awesome.
- 24:13Speaker 1: But that's a lot of money. Oh yeah, So I'll
- 24:15Speaker 1: make the first call at eight o'clock. That is coming up.
- 24:17Speaker 3: Sign up, iHeartRadio, find us mix one of two point nine.
- 24:21Speaker 3: Hit that talk back Mike and say I want my
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- 24:25Speaker 3: That's also how you have to answer the phone like
- 24:27Speaker 3: that too, or you won't win. Eight o'clock Dirty Little
- 24:29Speaker 3: Secret is on. It's be able to kid Canicelow pass
- 24:32Speaker 3: producer poo. If you have a secret eight three three
- 24:34Speaker 3: seven eight seven one oh two nine, just confess to
- 24:37Speaker 3: skid it off your chest. It's a non judgment zone.
- 24:40Speaker 1: You got one. Bring it on. So what's going on?
- 24:42Speaker 2: Okay? So I know this is probably one of the
- 24:47Speaker 2: weirdest confessions you've ever heard, but I've spent most of
- 24:51Speaker 2: my life telling people I'm Mexican and that's not.
- 24:58Speaker 4: Wait, you're telling people you're Mexican, but you're not.
- 25:02Speaker 1: You're not.
- 25:03Speaker 2: I I know it's ridiculous, and you guys can laugh
- 25:07Speaker 2: at me. I laugh with myself too, but honestly, it's
- 25:10Speaker 2: it's just become such a habit, Like I don't even
- 25:13Speaker 2: think about it anymore.
- 25:14Speaker 1: How does this become a habit? Why? Why you do?
- 25:18Speaker 1: What is happening?
- 25:20Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing is like I I kind of
- 25:23Speaker 2: look like I could be because I'm pretty dark complexed,
- 25:26Speaker 2: so nobody ever questions it. And almost all my friends
- 25:31Speaker 2: are Mexican or Hispanic, and I've even dated almost exclusively
- 25:35Speaker 2: Hispanically in my whole life, and I'm I've just always
- 25:38Speaker 2: felt like that's where I fit in.
- 25:40Speaker 5: Oh oh, I mean yeah, Mexican culture, like you want
- 25:44Speaker 5: people to fit in everybody's family.
- 25:46Speaker 3: I can relate to that, you know. I always say
- 25:48Speaker 3: if i'm if I should have been born Mexican.
- 25:50Speaker 4: Yeah, you're honorary.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't I should. I don't fake it.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Maybe I should start faking it.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Yeah, Billy went to the years ago. You never never left, No,
- 25:58Speaker 1: I never I'm still there. I just love it.
- 26:02Speaker 3: I love the food, the parties, the music, the people,
- 26:07Speaker 3: the culture, the women.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Yeah right, oh my god, I do.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And it's funny, like the same thing with me,
- 26:15Speaker 2: like because like I I love oh and it actually
- 26:17Speaker 2: started in high school with a girl because my biggest
- 26:21Speaker 2: crush was on this girl and somebody told me that
- 26:24Speaker 2: she only dated Mexican guys. So yeah, yeah, you know
- 26:29Speaker 2: where this is going. Yeah, So when she asked me
- 26:34Speaker 2: what I was, I said I'm Mexican, believed me, and
- 26:38Speaker 2: somehow it just it just stucks.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:43Speaker 3: I love that it started because in high school you
- 26:45Speaker 3: had a crush on a Latina. All of a sudden,
- 26:48Speaker 3: you're like, you know what, oh she likes Mexicans.
- 26:51Speaker 1: Well oh lah yeah they call me.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah my my Mexican nickname was actually Pablo.
- 27:01Speaker 9: Okay, Pablo okay, yeah, I'm.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Not mad at that. So you just kind of went
- 27:08Speaker 1: with it.
- 27:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Yeah. Like after that, every new group of people I met,
- 27:13Speaker 2: they just assumed I was Hispanic, and instep corrected them.
- 27:16Speaker 2: I would just roll with it. Then I'd tell people
- 27:19Speaker 2: I was half Mexican, and after saying it enough times,
- 27:22Speaker 2: it just became my default answer.
- 27:24Speaker 1: But you're not, but you're not Mexican at all.
- 27:28Speaker 2: That's the crazy part. My family isn't Mexican and all.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Like I can eat all the tacos and drink tequila
- 27:34Speaker 2: all I want, it's not going to happen. It's not there.
- 27:38Speaker 1: That's funny.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Oh this is hysterical. I'm gonna start calling you Pablo then. Yeah,
- 27:42Speaker 3: so you've been doing this for a long time.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:46Speaker 2: And and my family they're probably listening and wondering why
- 27:48Speaker 2: I've been doing this for like twenty years, but I
- 27:51Speaker 2: just don't have a good answer.
- 27:52Speaker 3: You're just going with it. Yeah, yeah, it is kind
- 27:54Speaker 3: of a weird, weird lie.
- 27:56Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but.
- 27:57Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey whatever, I mean.
- 28:00Speaker 4: Eyes out there?
- 28:00Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, of course I know a lot of people,
- 28:03Speaker 3: you know what, I know people who lie about being
- 28:05Speaker 3: Native American.
- 28:07Speaker 4: To get scholarships. Yeah, they're trying to get scholarships for
- 28:09Speaker 4: a while.
- 28:10Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know what they're lying for. But that
- 28:13Speaker 3: was like a weird flex when we were younger. Yeah,
- 28:15Speaker 3: wasn't that weird?
- 28:15Speaker 4: I mean it was kind of cool.
- 28:16Speaker 1: It was.
- 28:17Speaker 3: I thought I was Native American my entire life until
- 28:19Speaker 3: I did that DNA test and my whole family lied
- 28:21Speaker 3: to me. Yeah, I mean my grandmother. They made it
- 28:24Speaker 3: sound like we were living in TP's back in the day,
- 28:26Speaker 3: and then I'm not even one I'm not even one
- 28:28Speaker 3: percent anything Native American. Wow.
- 28:31Speaker 6: My mama had cousins that had light eyes and had
- 28:35Speaker 6: that long hair, and she'd be like, oh, I'm part Cherokee.
- 28:38Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was playing. I was told I Yeah.
- 28:42Speaker 2: I'm like, well, yeah, it's funny with that. I was
- 28:46Speaker 2: told Blackfoot. I did the DNA test. I didn't see
- 28:50Speaker 2: any in there, but maybe I don't know that I
- 28:53Speaker 2: could be lying about being Mexican and Native American.
- 28:56Speaker 3: Yeah, well rough. I told my mom that. I was like, Mom,
- 28:59Speaker 3: we're not Native American.
- 29:00Speaker 1: It all.
- 29:00Speaker 3: I did a DNA test. She goes, well, those things lie.
- 29:04Speaker 3: They don't know what they're doing. I'm like, I don't
- 29:07Speaker 3: know if that's it. I think we were lied too.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Whatever. Well, you know what fascinating secret.
- 29:13Speaker 3: Pablo, Thank you so much, and good luck with the Latinas.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to the club. I'm blacks again, so good
- 29:20Speaker 1: it's black skin. Yeah, I'm Germo the gringo.
- 29:24Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all at the Aesada.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Yeah, they watch you.
- 29:34Speaker 8: Pablo settled here with billion a kid in the morning.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Stand up, get up. She's walking in the building right now.
- 29:44Speaker 3: Candice Slopez and your honor, thank you for your time
- 29:47Speaker 3: and consideration. In this case, it's a mixed one or
- 29:49Speaker 3: two point nine. I'm about to give away some free
- 29:51Speaker 3: groceries to I'm gonna call somebody coming up. So I'm
- 29:53Speaker 3: just giving your heads up, even though I shouldn't because
- 29:55Speaker 3: I told you round eight. But it's a seven hundred
- 29:57Speaker 3: and fifty dollars Jackpont, So that's a lot of money. Yeah, okay,
- 30:00Speaker 3: Corti's in session. If you've got an issue you want
- 30:02Speaker 3: to deal with Cannis and she can help you out
- 30:04Speaker 3: at Candis on Air on Instagram at candisan Air. Good morning, guys.
- 30:08Speaker 3: I need your opinion on something that happened on my date.
- 30:11Speaker 3: I went on a second date with this woman I
- 30:14Speaker 3: met through a friend of a friend. She's very attractive,
- 30:17Speaker 3: she's smart, but has a very strong personality, to put
- 30:20Speaker 3: it lightly, so on our date, she offered to pick
- 30:23Speaker 3: me up because the restaurant was closer to my place
- 30:26Speaker 3: than hers.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Hey, big iic.
- 30:30Speaker 3: She picked me up and we went to the place
- 30:32Speaker 3: and there's a parking spot right out front, but it
- 30:35Speaker 3: was street parking. It was on the street. She went
- 30:37Speaker 3: to parallel park and she just could not do it.
- 30:41Speaker 3: So I offered to park her car for her to
- 30:44Speaker 3: parallel park it. I was just trying to be nice,
- 30:46Speaker 3: but she was absolutely insulted. And finally she did let
- 30:51Speaker 3: me do it, and of course I parked it on
- 30:53Speaker 3: the first try. Oh no, oh weird flex. I think
- 30:59Speaker 3: that made it her even more mad. I tried to
- 31:02Speaker 3: get her to move on from it, but she told
- 31:04Speaker 3: me it was a little chauvinistic to insist I park
- 31:07Speaker 3: the car.
- 31:09Speaker 8: Oh.
- 31:09Speaker 3: I don't think I insisted, but she saw it that way,
- 31:12Speaker 3: apparently trying to figure this out and see if it's
- 31:15Speaker 3: a red flag or what I should do and how
- 31:16Speaker 3: I should navigate from here. The date kind of ended
- 31:19Speaker 3: just kind of weird. Okay, Cannis, you hear this. This
- 31:24Speaker 3: is an interesting Cannas court because we've never had one
- 31:27Speaker 3: where the guy insists on parallel parking yeah, and ends
- 31:31Speaker 3: up doing so. I don't know if it's insisted, but
- 31:33Speaker 3: he did end up parallel parking for her. He offered,
- 31:38Speaker 3: you gotta be careful the way you I don't know,
- 31:41Speaker 3: the way you offer your services as a man, because
- 31:44Speaker 3: it could come across as man's plaining.
- 31:46Speaker 4: It definitely can, and no one likes man's plaining. I mean,
- 31:49Speaker 4: it doesn't sound.
- 31:50Speaker 5: Like he was insisting, but maybe there's some details leaving
- 31:54Speaker 5: out Either way, The date ended weird. It started weird.
- 31:57Speaker 5: What are we talking about the end for when it
- 31:59Speaker 5: started weird? First of all, I see like a little
- 32:02Speaker 5: personality clash. He wants to point out that she has
- 32:06Speaker 5: a strong personality. So that's the first thing that kind
- 32:10Speaker 5: of is a red flag for me.
- 32:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that he pointed it out.
- 32:14Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, because I'm like, oh, okay, he kind
- 32:16Speaker 3: of made it a point like she has a strong personality, right, Okay, yeah, good, great, awesome.
- 32:22Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 32:22Speaker 5: I mean, if I'm struggling to parallel park, please take
- 32:26Speaker 5: this wheel, Jesus, take the wheel.
- 32:28Speaker 4: Whoever you are, my gouz, take the wheel.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Wheel.
- 32:32Speaker 4: There's nothing worse than parallel parking. You're trying, You're trying,
- 32:35Speaker 4: and you're trying, and you can't get it. Like at
- 32:36Speaker 4: some point you got to give up.
- 32:37Speaker 5: How many chances does one get to parallel park before
- 32:40Speaker 5: someone has to jump?
- 32:41Speaker 3: You're curious though, what you would do in this situation,
- 32:44Speaker 3: like let's say, producer, Pooh, you're in this situation where
- 32:46Speaker 3: you're on a date. You know, she picks you up,
- 32:49Speaker 3: which I could see that happening, and you know, you're
- 32:52Speaker 3: trying to park out front. She's trying to park out front.
- 32:54Speaker 3: You're watching it. It's like a couple attempts and she's struggling.
- 32:57Speaker 1: What do you do. I'm be like, hey, let me
- 32:59Speaker 1: get a girl. I got it.
- 33:00Speaker 3: I'm surprised by that because I wouldn't do that. Okay,
- 33:04Speaker 3: you wouldn't know, especially at.
- 33:06Speaker 6: The street level the patio. Everybody's probably watching like oh yeah,
- 33:11Speaker 6: I'd be like, oh, I'm gonna be gonna do it,
- 33:13Speaker 6: because I don't want everybody looking at me like, man,
- 33:15Speaker 6: how's he gonna sit up there and let that girl
- 33:17Speaker 6: struggle like that?
- 33:18Speaker 1: Don't know me. I don't look at it that way.
- 33:21Speaker 3: I look at it like, hey, you know what, I
- 33:23Speaker 3: could probably be struggling.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Like this too.
- 33:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I know men who can't parallel park.
- 33:27Speaker 3: I mean I'm not I'm okay at it, but I'm
- 33:29Speaker 3: not the bad. First of all, I wouldn't have a
- 33:30Speaker 3: woman picked me up for a date.
- 33:32Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 33:32Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm old school. That's just weird to me. I
- 33:34Speaker 3: would go out of my way go pick her up,
- 33:36Speaker 3: even if it was by my place. Just I don't
- 33:39Speaker 3: like it. I don't know why. Maybe that's an old
- 33:41Speaker 3: school mentality. It's just a me thing. Some people might
- 33:43Speaker 3: be mad at me for saying that. It's twenty twenty six.
- 33:46Speaker 3: I just feel really weird. Yeah going, Yeah, hate girl
- 33:49Speaker 3: pick me up?
- 33:50Speaker 1: Why? I don't have no problem with it. We know
- 33:52Speaker 1: you don't come scoop me up? Yeah, no, I do that.
- 33:55Speaker 1: That's not doesn't feel weird to you. That doesn't feel weird.
- 33:58Speaker 1: I mean, she's not proposed to did you just picking
- 34:00Speaker 1: me up? I know?
- 34:02Speaker 3: And you're right, it shouldn't be a big deal, but
- 34:04Speaker 3: it is to me. It's a weird thing. That's a
- 34:07Speaker 3: big deal to me.
- 34:07Speaker 4: But I'm not traditional.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Yeah it's not traditional.
- 34:10Speaker 4: That's your thing, but I would be.
- 34:12Speaker 3: She wouldn't be driving, yeah, driving, even if yes, even
- 34:16Speaker 3: if she drove to my house or whatever, I would say,
- 34:19Speaker 3: park your car, I'll drive, don't.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Worry about it.
- 34:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 34:21Speaker 5: And if I'm actually her driving and I'm trying, and
- 34:23Speaker 5: I'm trying, I'm trying to, I'm probably.
- 34:25Speaker 4: Just giving up and I'm going to find a parking
- 34:26Speaker 4: spot somewhere.
- 34:27Speaker 3: That's what I would say if I wouldn't be in
- 34:29Speaker 3: this position, I'm telling you right now. Yeah, But if
- 34:31Speaker 3: I was, I would laugh about it and be like, yeah,
- 34:33Speaker 3: I would make her feel good about it. I'd be like,
- 34:35Speaker 3: you know what, I'd probably be in the same spot.
- 34:36Speaker 3: So why don't we just go to another place? Right,
- 34:39Speaker 3: We'll park somewhere else. This is not meant to be
- 34:42Speaker 3: a girl drive off. Now, we're both embarrassed that everyone
- 34:45Speaker 3: saw this, right, And I'd laugh about it, but I
- 34:47Speaker 3: would not take over the wheel and be like, I
- 34:49Speaker 3: can do it.
- 34:49Speaker 5: Watch this man do it right then to have to
- 34:51Speaker 5: park the car and you get out and she gets
- 34:53Speaker 5: out and you have to swap or maybe she's standing on.
- 34:56Speaker 4: The sidewalk while you do it. I don't know what
- 34:57Speaker 4: this scene was.
- 34:58Speaker 8: Like, but.
- 35:01Speaker 6: Well, I just send her and hey, why don't you
- 35:02Speaker 6: just go check on and see if we need a
- 35:04Speaker 6: reservation or whatever?
- 35:05Speaker 1: And our park it room. We should already have had
- 35:06Speaker 1: that handled. Oh here we go, here, we go here,
- 35:12Speaker 1: And just saying you're just gonna go on a date
- 35:15Speaker 1: and just walk into a place, hoping there's a table.
- 35:19Speaker 4: At the bar or something.
- 35:21Speaker 1: You know you can't stone stick up for me.
- 35:25Speaker 4: You're just like the page.
- 35:26Speaker 1: That's wrong with guys? What's wrong with men nowadays?
- 35:29Speaker 3: You you don't just walk if you're going on a date,
- 35:32Speaker 3: Let's make sure there's an availability at the restaurant.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Okay, come on.
- 35:36Speaker 6: She sounds like one of those alpha females though. Okay, yeah,
- 35:40Speaker 6: you can't be like that.
- 35:41Speaker 1: I mean, why does she sound like an alpha? Mean
- 35:43Speaker 1: said she has a strong personality?
- 35:45Speaker 6: There doesn't mean out there there's some ladies out there
- 35:47Speaker 6: who don't want no man doing anything for her like that. Okay,
- 35:51Speaker 6: and I get I get that, but I mean, humble yourself.
- 35:54Speaker 7: Girl.
- 35:55Speaker 6: Let me let me park this car, let's go in.
- 35:57Speaker 6: I'll pay for the date. You also let her open
- 35:59Speaker 6: the door for you, pill.
- 35:59Speaker 4: No, I does sound like she's doing the planning here.
- 36:03Speaker 4: I'm gonna drive, here's where we're going, I'm gonna park.
- 36:06Speaker 1: I don't like that.
- 36:07Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well, there's definitely some personality issues here that
- 36:10Speaker 5: I don't know if this is gonna be long term.
- 36:13Speaker 3: I guess I'm just a Weirdoh maybe it's normal. Maybe
- 36:15Speaker 3: maybe you're normal and I'm not. But either way, you're
- 36:17Speaker 3: the judge. Cannie, your verdict matters, what is it?
- 36:20Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 36:20Speaker 5: Unfortunately, I think this girl's guilty of being a driver's
- 36:22Speaker 5: said Danielle.
- 36:25Speaker 4: Yeah, if he was like watch and learn.
- 36:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, I don't like that.
- 36:31Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like that. But we don't have the
- 36:33Speaker 4: full story here.
- 36:34Speaker 1: You think he was generally just trying to help.
- 36:36Speaker 5: Yeah, trying to save you from being embarrassed any more
- 36:39Speaker 5: than you were, Probably because I would be embarrassed after
- 36:41Speaker 5: two attempts. I mean, after the first one, I'm like, oh,
- 36:43Speaker 5: but now.
- 36:44Speaker 1: I'm really not gonna make it.
- 36:45Speaker 3: At least what he should have done is at least
- 36:46Speaker 3: struggled a couple of times and make her feel better
- 36:48Speaker 3: and then parked right then been like, see, I'm struggling too, girl. Yeah,
- 36:52Speaker 3: even though you know, if you could have done it
- 36:54Speaker 3: the first try, just don't.
- 36:55Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me it's the parking spot, not you.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Let's go over here, right, made me feel better? Yeah,
- 37:00Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, Cannis suck, she is.
- 37:02Speaker 5: Guilty of the drivers at Danielle.
- 37:05Speaker 8: Is tough stories on the tents with Billy the Kid
- 37:07Speaker 8: in the.
- 37:08Speaker 7: Morning only on the new mixed one O two point nine.
- 37:11Speaker 1: Dang so bad we've been a good Friday treat.
- 37:14Speaker 4: I know, well, somebody's got a chance. Still, yep, you do.
- 37:17Speaker 1: I mean we're gonna do it all day. She got
- 37:18Speaker 1: multiple chances to win.
- 37:20Speaker 3: Sign up iHeartRadio, find us Mix one or two point nine,
- 37:23Speaker 3: hit that talkback mic and say I want my Mix
- 37:25Speaker 3: one O two point nine.
- 37:26Speaker 1: You'll be signed up. Candice. What is going on?
- 37:27Speaker 5: Well, it turns out shredded iceberg lettuce applied to Taco
- 37:31Speaker 5: Bell could be linked to the parasitic outbreak happening in
- 37:34Speaker 5: multiple states. Federal health officials are investigating, but Taco Bell
- 37:38Speaker 5: says they get.
- 37:39Speaker 4: Their lettuce from Taylor Farms.
- 37:41Speaker 5: I guess they have multiple locations across the country. So
- 37:45Speaker 5: right now they're saying the outbreak is considered to be
- 37:47Speaker 5: regional centered, mostly in the Midwest, but there's you know,
- 37:50Speaker 5: cases in multiple states, some here in the Metroplex. Taco
- 37:54Speaker 5: Bell said earlier this week they were voluntarily removing the
- 37:57Speaker 5: suspected lettuce from affected restaurants while the investigation is going on.
- 38:03Speaker 4: But that was our first clue that somehow this.
- 38:05Speaker 5: Was related, because it seemed clear that they would come
- 38:08Speaker 5: out before you know, we had anything any idea where
- 38:11Speaker 5: it was coming from and say, we're pulling some stuff.
- 38:13Speaker 3: I thought to myself, why would you ever even bring
- 38:15Speaker 3: your name up next to this. You would never want
- 38:16Speaker 3: to bring your brand up next to this virus, right
- 38:19Speaker 3: or parasite unless you had something to do with it. Yeah,
- 38:23Speaker 3: so well now we know they might. Yeah, are you
- 38:25Speaker 3: still gonna eat Taco Bell?
- 38:26Speaker 4: I mean I haven't had Taco Bell in so long.
- 38:28Speaker 4: It's not even like.
- 38:31Speaker 3: Either.
- 38:31Speaker 1: It's been like three weeks.
- 38:33Speaker 2: I like.
- 38:34Speaker 1: It has eight on vacation.
- 38:36Speaker 4: Well are you going to talk about today?
- 38:38Speaker 3: Oh, you think my stomach is affected by a parasite?
- 38:41Speaker 3: Get over yourself. Parasite this stomach says say list and
- 38:44Speaker 3: I was listening. I grew up in the nineties. We
- 38:46Speaker 3: weren't even allowed inside the same I eate parasites for fun.
- 38:50Speaker 2: Guz.
- 38:52Speaker 5: The crazy part is skinny talk and all these like,
- 38:54Speaker 5: you know, influencers or people just joking around about what
- 38:57Speaker 5: to lose fifteen pounds.
- 38:58Speaker 4: So the parasit you was awful.
- 39:01Speaker 1: It sounds awful, But I.
- 39:04Speaker 4: I mean that sounds good too.
- 39:05Speaker 1: I'll take my burrito with extra pair sit thank you.
- 39:09Speaker 1: It's cheaper than epic. That's all I'm saying.
- 39:11Speaker 4: No, that is true, guys.
- 39:12Speaker 5: United Airlines is getting rid of some of their middle
- 39:16Speaker 5: seats and they're replacing them with the table.
- 39:19Speaker 4: I just look at the picture of this and it makes.
- 39:21Speaker 5: Me laugh because it's basically like, you know, you have
- 39:23Speaker 5: the window seat, the aisle seat, and the middle seat
- 39:25Speaker 5: is still there. There's just like a random table above
- 39:28Speaker 5: the seat.
- 39:29Speaker 3: It's where they're saying they're getting rid of it. You're
- 39:30Speaker 3: not getting rid of it. You're making it a table
- 39:32Speaker 3: when it's not sold.
- 39:34Speaker 4: Right, That's what's happening. Yeah.
- 39:36Speaker 5: This table has a soft leather light covering and two
- 39:39Speaker 5: cup indentations. The arm rests are still there too. So
- 39:43Speaker 5: for now they're saying it's just one row on certain
- 39:46Speaker 5: new planes, but the seats.
- 39:47Speaker 4: Will cost more. They haven't said how much just yet.
- 39:51Speaker 5: These seats will be available later this year and likely
- 39:54Speaker 5: on like longer flights.
- 39:56Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes sense, I mean, depends.
- 39:58Speaker 5: On how much it costs. I just wanted for the
- 40:00Speaker 5: personal space. I don't need the table.
- 40:03Speaker 3: I just do the aisle and I feel like if
- 40:04Speaker 3: I'm an aisle, then I get to just lean into
- 40:07Speaker 3: the aisle.
- 40:08Speaker 5: Yeah, but you do, but then when people are getting
- 40:10Speaker 5: on and off, they're like standing right next to you
- 40:12Speaker 5: and coughing on you.
- 40:12Speaker 4: And dropping stuff.
- 40:14Speaker 3: I know, but just one little table in the middle
- 40:16Speaker 3: is not even enough to pay extra for. And it's
- 40:17Speaker 3: so expensive to fly anyway. Right now, I'm going to
- 40:20Speaker 3: pay extra for anything. Yeah, it just sucks. It's like
- 40:23Speaker 3: they've trained us to be so I don't know, appreciate
- 40:26Speaker 3: any little thing. Right when flying used to be awesome.
- 40:30Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a little event.
- 40:32Speaker 1: It was a party.
- 40:33Speaker 3: Would dress up. I mean I wasn't around in that era. Yeah,
- 40:36Speaker 3: poo probably was.
- 40:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 40:38Speaker 3: She get off fancy in your best Sunday best and
- 40:43Speaker 3: smoke on the plane and.
- 40:44Speaker 4: Give me a martini.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Martini, Yeah, give me another martini play.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:48Speaker 5: See, guys, the show that launched the careers of Britney
- 40:52Speaker 5: spears Justin Timberlake, Ryan Gosling and people like Christina Aguilera.
- 40:56Speaker 4: It is coming back.
- 40:57Speaker 5: Disney Plus is bringing back the Mickey Mouse Club.
- 41:00Speaker 4: This was my jam. I tried to get off the
- 41:03Speaker 4: bus and run home to be there at four thirty
- 41:05Speaker 4: when it came on.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Did you really? Oh yeah, so you'd hear this and
- 41:07Speaker 1: get all excited? Are you ready?
- 41:08Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 41:17Speaker 1: Justin JC Fricky, you r.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Wow it's my favorite.
- 41:23Speaker 4: Part of it was to be like Cannas Cannas Billy.
- 41:26Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
- 41:27Speaker 3: Pooh, yeah, you say your name. I know, pooh, you're
- 41:32Speaker 3: kicked out of the club.
- 41:34Speaker 2: Uh.
- 41:34Speaker 5: They have eleven new Mouseketeers as part of the show.
- 41:37Speaker 5: The executive producer is the same person who produced The
- 41:40Speaker 5: Late Late Show with James Cordon. Okay, yeah, There's been
- 41:43Speaker 5: various versions of The Mickey mouse Club, but that one
- 41:45Speaker 5: that we remember ended in nineteen ninety six.
- 41:47Speaker 4: That was a sad day.
- 41:49Speaker 1: It was a sad.
- 41:50Speaker 3: Day right after the Tails. You were way too old
- 41:55Speaker 3: to be watching that ninety six. What were you doing?
- 41:58Speaker 3: You were in the army in ninety six.
- 42:00Speaker 1: I have a little sister, Morgan used to watch Oh yeah, I.
- 42:03Speaker 5: Watched Kids Incorporated and then Mickey mouse Club.
- 42:05Speaker 3: I didn't watch TV that much as a kid. Didn't didn't, No, No,
- 42:09Speaker 3: I didn't. I don't think we had one.
- 42:11Speaker 4: You're never a TV, no right, oh, okay, laughing up.
- 42:14Speaker 3: Guys, he grew up in the great dress. Oh no,
- 42:17Speaker 3: it's just called poverty. But it's cool, poo laughing up.
- 42:20Speaker 4: It's fine.
- 42:20Speaker 1: I didn't have it.
- 42:21Speaker 3: We didn't even have a TV until I was like eighteen. Well,
- 42:24Speaker 3: how did you entertain yourself? We just threw stones around,
- 42:28Speaker 3: We kicked rocks, you kicked rocks.
- 42:31Speaker 1: Played Jack's Jack Domino. Yeah, yeah, exactly. We had chalk,
- 42:36Speaker 1: we draw on the sidewalks.
- 42:37Speaker 6: Wait a minute, he's live. You used to when you
- 42:39Speaker 6: stayed home sick. You used to watch People's Court.
- 42:42Speaker 4: Yeah, and price is right?
- 42:43Speaker 8: Yeah I did.
- 42:44Speaker 1: Yeah, and your Grandma's Stories. You even told us about that.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we did have a TV.
- 42:49Speaker 4: All right, I'm kiddo, Cepens. Those are Texas Top Stories nine.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 42:54Speaker 4: Oh that's a hot tae.
- 42:56Speaker 8: Let us know what you think.
- 42:57Speaker 7: Here's today It's hot.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Tape, hot take of the day. It's barely the kid
- 43:00Speaker 1: Candice slow Pass? Is he your producer? Poo is here.
- 43:02Speaker 1: There's a big debate online. They did a study and
- 43:04Speaker 1: a poll about this.
- 43:05Speaker 3: And I will ask every lady listening right now, what's
- 43:09Speaker 3: a hotter quality ladies?
- 43:12Speaker 1: Chivalry or a hot physique?
- 43:15Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's.
- 43:16Speaker 3: The question being asked online to women. Okay, what's the
- 43:19Speaker 3: hotter quality when it comes to men? Chivalry or a
- 43:24Speaker 3: hot and great physique?
- 43:26Speaker 4: Chivalry?
- 43:27Speaker 1: Okay, so you say chivalry?
- 43:28Speaker 4: Ye, Now, hot physique? Can come and go.
- 43:31Speaker 1: I knew you would say that because I just kind
- 43:33Speaker 1: of know who you are. But I want a real.
- 43:35Speaker 3: Honest answer about this, be real honest about it, and
- 43:38Speaker 3: I know you're being honest.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Yeah, if you find both winner right.
- 43:42Speaker 3: Like you did obviously exactly Eric, he's got a hot bod, yeah,
- 43:46Speaker 3: very chivalrous.
- 43:47Speaker 1: Yeah, and very chivalrous. Yeah, that's what we call him. Okay.
- 43:56Speaker 3: So, but when they did a poll on this, I
- 43:58Speaker 3: was kind of surprised because I've thought to myself it
- 44:00Speaker 3: would be a little bit more split, okay, fifty.
- 44:03Speaker 1: To fifty, but chivalry one big time.
- 44:07Speaker 4: Okay good?
- 44:08Speaker 1: Which yeah, No.
- 44:09Speaker 3: I think it's good too, because I don't know if
- 44:12Speaker 3: it'd be the same if you asked a man a
- 44:14Speaker 3: similar question about body.
- 44:17Speaker 4: Do you want a nice girl or a hut girl?
- 44:19Speaker 1: Right?
- 44:19Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 44:20Speaker 1: Is that how guys talking say it again?
- 44:22Speaker 4: You're a nice girl or a hot girl.
- 44:24Speaker 1: I'll take a hot girl. I want a nice one.
- 44:27Speaker 1: I don't care she's nice. No, But I think it's right.
- 44:32Speaker 3: But there's a big debate when people in the comments
- 44:35Speaker 3: argue about this about how you know in a time
- 44:37Speaker 3: in twenty twenty six where feminism and strong independent women
- 44:41Speaker 3: are you know, that is obviously a movement. Yeah, and
- 44:44Speaker 3: I think it's great. Well, some people are debating online
- 44:47Speaker 3: about this. How if you want chivalry but at the
- 44:51Speaker 3: same time you want to be a strong woman, you
- 44:53Speaker 3: got to pick one.
- 44:54Speaker 1: Or the other.
- 44:55Speaker 5: I mean, I don't think that's fair because who doesn't
- 44:58Speaker 5: like to be taken care of?
- 44:59Speaker 1: So that's what I thought.
- 45:00Speaker 3: I thought, Okay, being chivalrous you want to be you
- 45:02Speaker 3: know they're saying in this you want to be taken out,
- 45:04Speaker 3: you want to be whined, you want to be dying,
- 45:05Speaker 3: you want doors open for you, you want the tab
- 45:07Speaker 3: to be taken care of. There's a big movement to
- 45:10Speaker 3: go back to the traditional days and stuff and what
- 45:13Speaker 3: we were just talking about. Because I'm kind of old
- 45:15Speaker 3: school when it comes to this kind of stuff. I
- 45:17Speaker 3: like to be chivalrous. And I'm not going to say
- 45:19Speaker 3: who's not chivalrous. I don't know if he is or not.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Really I am chivalrous, open up doors and stuff like that.
- 45:25Speaker 1: I remember.
- 45:26Speaker 6: I remember one time, this one date looked at me
- 45:29Speaker 6: crazy because I was waiting on her to sit down first.
- 45:31Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, I didn't sit down before.
- 45:34Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, she was like, what are you doing? I
- 45:36Speaker 1: was like you to say that, where's the line music?
- 45:40Speaker 8: What real?
- 45:41Speaker 4: So y'all had to stand off.
- 45:44Speaker 1: We went to a restaurant. I know you opened doors. Yeah,
- 45:48Speaker 1: I know you open doors.
- 45:49Speaker 3: I've never seen you in my life wait for a
- 45:51Speaker 3: woman to be seated before you.
- 45:53Speaker 6: I've never in my nice Now, if I'm going to Chili's.
- 45:58Speaker 1: First of all, put some respect.
- 46:01Speaker 4: I mean I could see you waiting to see you
- 46:02Speaker 4: at the booth side or the chair side.
- 46:04Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.
- 46:06Speaker 3: Can you see Pooh going? I'm gonna wait till Madam
- 46:08Speaker 3: sits down first.
- 46:09Speaker 1: If I'm at a good restaurant.
- 46:11Speaker 6: Matter of fact, the girl who tried to drink me
- 46:13Speaker 6: under the table and I had to call you for
- 46:15Speaker 6: an emergency, that restaurant was that fancy restaurant and I
- 46:19Speaker 6: waited on her.
- 46:20Speaker 3: I was like, you only do it at fancy restaurants.
- 46:22Speaker 3: It's not about the restaurant, it's about the woman. I guess, Yeah, well,
- 46:25Speaker 3: I just do it when you're at McDonald's.
- 46:27Speaker 1: You do it. If it's a laid back date, you know,
- 46:29Speaker 1: it don't matter.
- 46:29Speaker 6: But if it's like you know, if it's somewhere we're
- 46:32Speaker 6: going out fancy smancy, I'm away.
- 46:34Speaker 1: What other chivalrous things do you do? I'm curious.
- 46:37Speaker 3: Besides holding doors, I feel like holding doors is not
- 46:39Speaker 3: just chivalrous. I feel like holding doors is respectful. I
- 46:42Speaker 3: do that if it's a man behind doors.
- 46:44Speaker 1: Yeah, the doors. I'm at the station, all right, I'm
- 46:47Speaker 1: real respectful. Let me put you in this situation right here. Yeah.
- 46:50Speaker 3: Let's say you go to pick up a date. Even
- 46:52Speaker 3: though you said you don't have a problem with a
- 46:54Speaker 3: woman picking you up for a date, I don't, which
- 46:56Speaker 3: to me is weird. Let's say you go up to
- 47:00Speaker 3: a date. Okay, you pull up. How do you handle
- 47:03Speaker 3: getting her to the car?
- 47:05Speaker 1: Oh, I'll go to I'll go up to her door,
- 47:07Speaker 1: knock on the door. I don't hunt. I now owe
- 47:10Speaker 1: me who didn't care. I'd be like my mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 47:16Speaker 6: I used to do that, but I don't do that
- 47:18Speaker 6: now because I get talked about.
- 47:21Speaker 1: I learned. I learned the hard way. Yeah. But I
- 47:24Speaker 1: would walk up to the door.
- 47:25Speaker 3: Yeah. Now you get out, you walk up to the door, Yeah,
- 47:28Speaker 3: knock up the you know hey, Okay, yeah, I just
- 47:32Speaker 3: don't know about this. But I don't know about the
- 47:34Speaker 3: last time he's been on a date though, I really
- 47:36Speaker 3: don't know. It's been a long time. It was that
- 47:38Speaker 3: that girl I went to Mexican Sugar with it.
- 47:40Speaker 1: I told you all about that.
- 47:41Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, did.
- 47:43Speaker 3: Lasts all right? Well interesting to me? So what would
- 47:46Speaker 3: you rather have? A woman who's nice or a woman
- 47:48Speaker 3: with a great physique?
- 47:49Speaker 1: No?
- 47:50Speaker 3: Nice, you would Maybe I had poo all wrong for
- 47:53Speaker 3: the last thirty years i've known him.
- 47:55Speaker 10: Maybe I don't even know know, And I'm glad he
- 47:58Speaker 10: is he is seeing the girls, you know, I ain't
- 48:00Speaker 10: worried about the like that's not I like a certain
- 48:04Speaker 10: type exactly.
- 48:08Speaker 6: I like a certain type of woman. I like a
- 48:09Speaker 6: girl who can put it down at the restaurant.
- 48:12Speaker 3: No, yeah, okay, I know the girls you've dated, you
- 48:16Speaker 3: act like they're gorgeous.
- 48:17Speaker 1: They're very attractive women. They're not. I don't have some
- 48:22Speaker 1: baddies in my stable back in the day.
- 48:24Speaker 3: Yeah okay, yeah, see, okay, I try to give pre credit.
- 48:29Speaker 1: Then he says, stable.
- 48:31Speaker 4: I'm just thinking back.
- 48:32Speaker 3: I was thinking back in the day, which stable is
- 48:35Speaker 3: not the word you want to use when you're talking
- 48:37Speaker 3: about women. Have some thoroughbreds though, you know, trying to
- 48:43Speaker 3: help you out, it's not working.
- 48:46Speaker 4: What's about you?
- 48:48Speaker 1: What about me?
- 48:48Speaker 4: Yeah? What kind of woman do you want? Would you
- 48:51Speaker 4: rather have the hot body or the nice whatever?
- 48:54Speaker 1: Nice?
- 48:54Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna lie and say I wouldn't want both.
- 48:57Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you want both? I definitely I want someone
- 48:59Speaker 3: to takes care of themselves, just like a woman should
- 49:01Speaker 3: want a man who takes care of themselves physically, especially
- 49:03Speaker 3: you get a certain age.
- 49:04Speaker 6: Right, But if a nice one's walking down the street
- 49:06Speaker 6: air in a hot body, when is walking down the street,
- 49:09Speaker 6: which where you're going to gravitate?
- 49:10Speaker 1: First? I'm gravitating towards myself.
- 49:13Speaker 3: I'm unemotionally, I'm unavailable emotionally, I am.
- 49:20Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean.
- 49:24Speaker 3: You Okay, I'm being honest. You wan to say, Oh,
- 49:29Speaker 3: I don't know if who's nice? If I'm just looking
- 49:31Speaker 3: at him?
- 49:31Speaker 4: So how do I know that unless you see them
- 49:32Speaker 4: do something nice? I don't know.
- 49:34Speaker 1: How would you know? How would I know?
- 49:35Speaker 4: Everyone's going to gravitate to the attractive person? Yeah, I
- 49:38Speaker 4: don't know.
- 49:39Speaker 1: You don't know.
- 49:40Speaker 3: And who's what's attractive is different to different people. Yeah, okay, right,
- 49:44Speaker 3: So what's a great physique to you and me is different, right,
- 49:48Speaker 3: you know.
- 49:48Speaker 1: I tell you what's attractive when she pays for your den?
- 49:52Speaker 1: Did you just talk about being shipless? Do you ever
- 49:55Speaker 1: reach for the tab I reach for you know I do?
- 49:59Speaker 3: No, I don't, because you just said you loving a
- 50:00Speaker 3: guy sometimes though.
- 50:02Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's why sometimes I pay for you.
- 50:05Speaker 6: I paid for you. Don't get it twisted. I paid
- 50:07Speaker 6: for We're not dating, I know, but when you've gone out.
- 50:10Speaker 1: Because I know a lot of people think I don't
- 50:12Speaker 1: actually pay on it. I know. I gotta be honest.
- 50:14Speaker 1: I don't know the last time Poo's paid for me.
- 50:17Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:18Speaker 3: Wow, I could not tell you the last time Poo's
- 50:20Speaker 3: paid for dinner. Okay, and I'm thinking back about I mean,
- 50:24Speaker 3: I'm talking talking thirty years.
- 50:26Speaker 8: Wait.
- 50:26Speaker 1: I bought a Starbucks like a month ago.
- 50:28Speaker 4: Oh yeah you did, Okay.
- 50:30Speaker 1: Starbucks, you're right, you did it last year.
- 50:33Speaker 4: But yeah, no, here we go.
- 50:37Speaker 1: It's pailing a kid Canda slow pants producer, pooh Candas,
- 50:39Speaker 1: what up with you?
- 50:40Speaker 5: You don't want those Tesla cyber caps. People keep dmming
- 50:43Speaker 5: me telling me where they're seeing them at.
- 50:45Speaker 4: They were freaking me out because there's no back window.
- 50:48Speaker 5: There's no rear view mirrors because no one's ever driving it.
- 50:50Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I saw somebody driving it though, you did. Yeah.
- 50:53Speaker 3: If you see these cars around Dallas, I don't know
- 50:56Speaker 3: if they're in Fort Worth yet, we're mostly in Dallas.
- 50:59Speaker 1: It's like a old Tesla with no back window. They
- 51:01Speaker 1: look so bizarre.
- 51:02Speaker 5: There's no steering wheel. They're not driving it. Well, I
- 51:05Speaker 5: saw like a human safety whatever.
- 51:07Speaker 1: So somebody's just sitting there.
- 51:09Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like a screen in the middle and that's it.
- 51:11Speaker 1: Where do I get that job?
- 51:15Speaker 4: Yeah, there's only two seats in them.
- 51:16Speaker 3: Okay, because I thought for the longest time this was
- 51:19Speaker 3: just one weird car that I kept seeing.
- 51:21Speaker 4: Yeah, same and.
- 51:22Speaker 1: My friendship, same thing.
- 51:23Speaker 3: My friendship and he would text me, he's like, dude,
- 51:25Speaker 3: this car has been following me around for days. I'm like,
- 51:28Speaker 3: what do you mean? He goes, I see it every day,
- 51:29Speaker 3: the same weird gold car with no back window.
- 51:33Speaker 1: He's like, what is this?
- 51:34Speaker 3: And I don't even know if it's available. But it's
- 51:36Speaker 3: a prototype they were testing here. Yeah, but I guess
- 51:38Speaker 3: it's rolling out. So if you see these gold cars
- 51:40Speaker 3: with no mirrors and windows, yeah, it's Elon Musk.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't be alarmed taking over. Weird.
- 51:46Speaker 5: You look better with the doors open because they opened
- 51:48Speaker 5: like it, like to the side, like a McLaren or something.
- 51:50Speaker 3: Oh do they really yeah, like Lamborghini doors around. Okay, yeah,
- 51:53Speaker 3: they're gold. They're like a really gold goal.
- 51:56Speaker 4: You can't miss it.
- 51:56Speaker 1: You can't miss it. But they're strange. Look, I mean
- 51:59Speaker 1: I would use one of these.
- 52:00Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't.
- 52:01Speaker 1: It's so weird how you want.
- 52:02Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird.
- 52:04Speaker 3: You would rather get in the car with producer pooh
- 52:06Speaker 3: or a cyber tax.
- 52:08Speaker 4: Honestly, Pooh, I'm not that bad driver.
- 52:12Speaker 1: I'll take my chances with the way.
- 52:15Speaker 3: Just saying, all right, you were just talking about chivalry
- 52:18Speaker 3: and would you rather have ladies a great body, a
- 52:20Speaker 3: man with a great body, or chivalry?
- 52:23Speaker 1: And Debra's on the phone. She grees with you.
- 52:25Speaker 3: Of course, Candice, you said, up without such chivalry, Yes
- 52:28Speaker 3: you do.
- 52:29Speaker 1: Oh, so let's say you need to have chivalry. So yeah,
- 52:34Speaker 1: what chivalry do you?
- 52:36Speaker 11: Chivalry is opening a door for a woman. Is paying
- 52:40Speaker 11: the tab both my husband and I we've been together
- 52:43Speaker 11: for twenty years and we just recently got married and
- 52:46Speaker 11: we still we still he'll pay the bills. And I'll
- 52:49Speaker 11: pay the bills, and he'll pay the bills, and I'll
- 52:51Speaker 11: pay the bill. So we kind of go about it equally.
- 52:54Speaker 11: But some of the younger kids will probably say physique,
- 52:58Speaker 11: you think, so, I understand that, But but I did
- 53:00Speaker 11: that when I got married and it only lasted three years,
- 53:03Speaker 11: and then I went to a guy who was nice
- 53:05Speaker 11: to me and it's lasted for twenty.
- 53:07Speaker 1: Ah.
- 53:08Speaker 3: So you married for looks the first time around, and
- 53:11Speaker 3: then the second time around you're like, you know what
- 53:13Speaker 3: not saying your husband now is not good looking?
- 53:16Speaker 4: Right?
- 53:16Speaker 1: But you know what I mean? Now, it's worth more
- 53:19Speaker 1: than that. It's more than that.
- 53:20Speaker 11: Definitely, definitely chivally and I think that probably the younger
- 53:24Speaker 11: people will say the physique, but as you as you
- 53:27Speaker 11: hit forty and older, you're gonna go for the chivalry.
- 53:31Speaker 4: Yes.
- 53:32Speaker 3: So wait, so how long have you guys been together?
- 53:34Speaker 3: You were you've been together for twenty years.
- 53:37Speaker 11: Twenty one and we just got married on May fourth.
- 53:40Speaker 3: Wow, congratulate, So you've been you were together for pretty
- 53:43Speaker 3: much twenty years and not married.
- 53:45Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 53:46Speaker 4: Wow.
- 53:46Speaker 3: Then did you say, like, come on, either, pooper, get
- 53:49Speaker 3: off the pot.
- 53:51Speaker 7: No?
- 53:52Speaker 11: I was like, you know what, I just I really.
- 53:54Speaker 11: I know in the beginning I didn't want to get married,
- 53:56Speaker 11: but now I do. And what do you say if
- 53:59Speaker 11: if I wanted to get married and he goes? I
- 54:01Speaker 11: told you I was in this for the long haul.
- 54:03Speaker 11: So if you want to get married, we will get married.
- 54:05Speaker 4: Ah.
- 54:08Speaker 1: What a good guy. And now you're all married and
- 54:09Speaker 1: happy and look at you two. I love that. That's
- 54:12Speaker 1: a great Ye.
- 54:14Speaker 3: When it's meant to be, it's meant to be. It
- 54:16Speaker 3: doesn't have to you don't have to get married. I'm
- 54:18Speaker 3: like that right now. I don't know if I'll ever
- 54:19Speaker 3: get married again.
- 54:20Speaker 4: I mean, you don't have to. Nobody has to do
- 54:22Speaker 4: anything they don't want.
- 54:23Speaker 1: To do, right, Like, why do I have to be married?
- 54:25Speaker 11: Right?
- 54:25Speaker 1: Why do we?
- 54:26Speaker 4: Why don't? But if you have kids, if you don't
- 54:28Speaker 4: want kids.
- 54:28Speaker 3: But if it's a big deal to her and it's
- 54:30Speaker 3: like hey, and then I will be like, okay, well
- 54:33Speaker 3: let's make it happen.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Right yep, all right, Deborah, Well thank you so much.
- 54:37Speaker 3: What do you think the key to your successful relationship
- 54:40Speaker 3: is one thing advice you would give?
- 54:42Speaker 1: Who and I who are perpetual losers.
- 54:46Speaker 11: Honestly, I have to say, I know this is kind
- 54:50Speaker 11: of cliche, but honesty.
- 54:52Speaker 1: I agree with that. That's good.
- 54:53Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, never go to
- 54:54Speaker 3: bed mad, and I'm like, I always go to bed mad.
- 54:56Speaker 1: You.
- 54:58Speaker 8: Know what.
- 54:59Speaker 11: And we have two and I've regretted it, but I
- 55:02Speaker 11: always wake up the next morning and I went, i'd go, look,
- 55:05Speaker 11: I'm sorry that we thought and he's like, I am too.
- 55:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:08Speaker 3: I think sometimes you say the rest one hundred percent.
- 55:11Speaker 3: I think that's one of those things. It's just bad advice.
- 55:13Speaker 3: It's like old school don't go to bed mad. Sometimes
- 55:14Speaker 3: I think it's just go to bed right, and then
- 55:17Speaker 3: when you wake up, you'll have a new angle on this. Yeah,
- 55:19Speaker 3: new perspective. I go to bed mad all the time.
- 55:21Speaker 3: Every night I go to bed mad.
- 55:25Speaker 1: Makes sense. I find something to be mad about.
- 55:27Speaker 8: Yeah. Its top stories on the Tents with Billy the
- 55:31Speaker 8: Kid in the.
- 55:31Speaker 7: Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
- 55:35Speaker 3: I was hoping we were going to be able to
- 55:36Speaker 3: do it and be the heroes. No, maybe Zan will
- 55:38Speaker 3: be Yeah, either way, Jack Pott is going up, Cannae Lopez,
- 55:42Speaker 3: what's going on well?
- 55:42Speaker 5: And intruder who broke into the security at the Today
- 55:46Speaker 5: Show was arrested yesterday after.
- 55:47Speaker 4: Lunging at co anchor Craig Melvin.
- 55:50Speaker 5: So they said he was looking for Al Roker, but
- 55:53Speaker 5: the NYPD said there was a report of a disorderly
- 55:57Speaker 5: person inside. Turns out that man has a long criminal record.
- 56:02Speaker 5: But they're already on edge around there with all the
- 56:03Speaker 5: Savannah Got Three stuff going on.
- 56:05Speaker 4: But luckily she wasn't there.
- 56:07Speaker 5: She's actually on leave while she's filming that new game
- 56:10Speaker 5: show Wordle. But I would feel awful for her to
- 56:13Speaker 5: have to go through this too, considering you know how
- 56:15Speaker 5: things have been.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Yeah, what are they going after Al Roker for?
- 56:18Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 56:18Speaker 4: I have no idea.
- 56:20Speaker 3: I'll yeah, people get oddly attached though to news anchors. Yeah,
- 56:26Speaker 3: and personalities and and radio personalities too.
- 56:28Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about that.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Well, what do you mean?
- 56:31Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I just don't like that it happens.
- 56:33Speaker 3: Well, you want to get buy our security. It's easy
- 56:36Speaker 3: that every morning I have to wake him up.
- 56:40Speaker 5: Well, NBC had to fire a security guard there who
- 56:42Speaker 5: they said was responsible for this security breach, and then
- 56:46Speaker 5: they released the statement shortly after saying no one was injured,
- 56:49Speaker 5: and Craig you know, posted an update saying he's doing
- 56:51Speaker 5: just fine.
- 56:52Speaker 4: But yeah, what a scary day for those guys.
- 56:55Speaker 3: I feel bad if I just said I said that
- 56:56Speaker 3: out loud, that our security guard sleeps not.
- 56:58Speaker 4: Right now, no other person on.
- 57:01Speaker 1: Yeah, now he's up, he's awake. Yeah, he's awesome overnight.
- 57:06Speaker 1: I clear my throat when I come out and go, oh,
- 57:08Speaker 1: I let him sleep. He'll go, hey, how you doing?
- 57:10Speaker 8: Oh?
- 57:10Speaker 1: I make it a game. I try to get buying
- 57:12Speaker 1: without waking them out, and I win every time.
- 57:15Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, guys, it's National Lottery Day. The Mega
- 57:21Speaker 5: Millions is up to six hundred and seventy two million
- 57:23Speaker 5: dollars or two hundred and ninety three million dollars if you.
- 57:27Speaker 4: Take the cash option.
- 57:29Speaker 5: The odds of winning, they're saying are about one and
- 57:30Speaker 5: two hundred and ninety million.
- 57:32Speaker 4: But good luck.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, that's a lot of money. I forgot to
- 57:34Speaker 1: play last week.
- 57:35Speaker 4: I did too, I might.
- 57:36Speaker 3: How am I ever going to be a multi billionaire
- 57:39Speaker 3: guy if I can't even remember to play?
- 57:41Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you know, playing is the first first
- 57:43Speaker 5: thing you gotta do, right, So don't forget that.
- 57:45Speaker 1: I had chat chepet pick my numbers and everything.
- 57:47Speaker 4: Oh that's right.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot.
- 57:49Speaker 4: I told you to pick what thirty nine or thirty.
- 57:52Speaker 1: Yeah, Chatchept told me.
- 57:54Speaker 3: Higher odds of you winning the power Ball alone are
- 57:57Speaker 3: to pick high numbers.
- 57:58Speaker 1: That's what chat Chepet said. High numbers, high all high numbers.
- 58:02Speaker 4: I wonder why.
- 58:03Speaker 3: Because they say you're more But see, that's why I
- 58:05Speaker 3: don't agree with them. They're saying you're more likely to
- 58:07Speaker 3: hit it alone if you want to win it alone.
- 58:09Speaker 3: Most people don't pick high numbers, so pick those numbers. Well,
- 58:12Speaker 3: I just want to win.
- 58:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we gonna share it.
- 58:14Speaker 1: Yeah, i'll last week too.
- 58:16Speaker 4: You did why.
- 58:17Speaker 3: I don't have to ask if you want because you're here.
- 58:20Speaker 3: Oh they'll be signs, Yeah, they'll be sign We're.
- 58:23Speaker 4: Down to share. Six hundred and seventy two MILLI.
- 58:25Speaker 1: Local DJ buys every Anti Ann's in North Texas. That's
- 58:30Speaker 1: what he would do.
- 58:31Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, guys, Apparently we're getting new emojis. It's
- 58:35Speaker 5: also World Emoji Day. So if you want to know
- 58:39Speaker 5: what some of the new ones are, one of them
- 58:41Speaker 5: is a cracked smiling face.
- 58:43Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
- 58:44Speaker 5: I know I'm trying to figure that out. They've described
- 58:46Speaker 5: it as like I'm fine.
- 58:48Speaker 3: Oh I'm fine, Like I'm fine, everything's fine, Everything's fine,
- 58:51Speaker 3: like a nervous smile.
- 58:52Speaker 1: Okay, okay, got it.
- 58:54Speaker 4: Another one that's going to be new is a net
- 58:56Speaker 4: with a handle.
- 58:57Speaker 1: Oh need that for what?
- 58:59Speaker 3: Catch your drama? I'm sending that to somebody. I'm catching
- 59:02Speaker 3: your you're catching feelings, I'll send.
- 59:04Speaker 7: Them in there.
- 59:05Speaker 4: Okay. A pickle is coming.
- 59:08Speaker 1: A pickle.
- 59:09Speaker 5: I like the pickle, yeah, as opposed to say that, well.
- 59:14Speaker 1: I do like the pickles. Yeah, so I'm gonna pickle.
- 59:17Speaker 3: Well you could use that in so many cases and
- 59:19Speaker 3: the eggplants played out. Yeah yeah, so now you can
- 59:22Speaker 3: use a pickle instead of an eggplant.
- 59:23Speaker 4: Okay for certain things, fair enough.
- 59:26Speaker 5: A monarch butterfly is coming. And then one that people
- 59:28Speaker 5: are apparently excited about. It's like a left facing and
- 59:31Speaker 5: a right facing thumb. So if you want to like
- 59:33Speaker 5: kind of like be like from a load of this guy,
- 59:35Speaker 5: or like, I don't know, point.
- 59:39Speaker 4: Get a load of this, you know, like the thumbs.
- 59:44Speaker 3: To the thumbs and is awesome. Okay, I got what
- 59:49Speaker 3: you were saying.
- 59:50Speaker 5: So you're like pointing to somebody on the side like
- 59:52Speaker 5: this one over here, I guess I don't.
- 59:54Speaker 1: Know that a thumb for left and right shiking. I
- 59:56Speaker 1: don't know, But.
- 59:57Speaker 4: Wouldn't you use the thumbs up?
- 59:59Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 59:59Speaker 1: No, whis two thumbs pointing out.
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: It's like a left facing thumb and a right facing thumb.
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: Do we have that already?
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: No, we just have up and down. Yeah, we just
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: have a thumbs up. We don't need that.
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: Okay, next emoji, I guess if we have to talk
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: about this much, we don't get right. There's also an
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: eraser if you want that, and a.
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Meteor an eraser and a pickle pickle. Yeah, they're just
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: I mean, coming up with every kind of emotions. We
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: don't need any more.
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: I guess not don't think of what I need.
- 1:00:25Speaker 8: I don't.
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: I don't need anything.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need any of the emojis anymore at
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: this point.
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: Oh that's sad. Happy World Emoji Day.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: Guys. There you go, all right, I'm.
- 1:00:33Speaker 4: Kiando slow fests. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 1:00:36Speaker 7: It is dirty little secrets.
- 1:00:38Speaker 8: Little thing.
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: Makes one or two point nine. Good morning, Happy Friday.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: Let's go, it's Friday.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Get high. Keep forgetting it's Friday.
- 1:00:46Speaker 7: I know.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: It just feels a kind of bl outside they're seeing
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: a chance of storms. It's making it feel like a
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: Monday outright. I don't appreciate that, Mother nature. A slight
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: chance of a storm. We'll see. The weekend looks good though, hot, highs,
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: upper nineties and sunny are dirty. Little secret is on.
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: If you have a secret eight three three seven eight
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: seven one o two nine, doesn't matter what it's about.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: It's a non judgment zone.
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: It could be a silly secret, a serious secret, whatever
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: you got, and you have one.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: Okay, So I know this is probably one of the
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: weirdest confessions you've ever heard. But I've spent most of
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: my life telling people I'm Mexican, and that's not what.
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: You're telling people. You're Mexican, but you're not.
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: You're not.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: I I know it's ridiculous, and you guys can laugh
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: at me. I laugh with myself too, But honestly, it's
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: it's just become such a habit, Like I don't even
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: think about it anymore.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: How does this become a habit? Why? Why you? Yeah?
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: What you doing? What is happening? Well?
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: The funny thing is like I kind of look like
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: I could be because I'm pretty dark complexed, so nobody
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: ever questions it. And almost all my friends are Mexican
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: or Hispanic, and I've even dated almost exclusively Hispanic women
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: in my whole life, and I'm I've just always felt
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: like that's where I fit in.
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: Oh oh, I mean yeah, Mexican culture, like you want
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: people to fit in everybody's family.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: I can relate to that, you know. I always say,
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: if i'm if I should have been.
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: Born Mexican, yea honorary.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't I should. I don't fake it.
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: Maybe I should start faking it.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: Yeah, Billy went to the years ago. You never never left, No,
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: I never, I'm still there. I just love it.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: I love the food, the parties, the music, the people,
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: the culture, the women.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Yeah right, oh my god, I do yeah.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's funny like the same thing with me,
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: like because like I I love oh. And it actually
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: started in high school with the girl because my biggest
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: crush was on this girl and somebody told me that
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: she only dated Mexican guys. So yeah, yeah, you know where.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: This is gone.
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: Yeah, when she asked me what I was, I said,
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: I'm Mexican. Believed me, and somehow it just it just sucked.
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: I love that It started because in high school you
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: had a crush on a yeah Latina.
- 1:03:15Speaker 7: All of a.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: Sudden, you're like, you know what, Oh she likes Mexicans.
- 1:03:19Speaker 6: Well, oh lah, yeah, they call me yeah.
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, My my Mexican nickname was actually Pablo.
- 1:03:29Speaker 9: Okay, Pablo okay, Yeah, I'm not mad at that.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: So you just kind of went with it.
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: Yeah. Like after that, every new group of people I met,
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: they just assumed I was Hispanic, and instep corrected them.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: I would just roll with it. Then I'd tell people
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: I was half Mexican, and after saying that enough times,
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: it just became my default answer.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: But you're not. But you're not Mexican at all.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: That's the crazy part. My family isn't Mexican and all.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: Like I can eat all the tacos and Drake Tequila,
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: it's not gonna happen. It's not there.
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: That's funny. Oh this is hysterical. I'm gonna start calling
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: you Pablo then. Yeah, so you've been doing this for
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: a long time.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: And and my family they're probably listening and wondering why
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: I've been doing this for like twenty years, But I
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: just don't have a good answer.
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: You're just going with it. Yeah, yeah, it is kind
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: of a weird, weird lie. Oh yeah, but oh yeah,
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: hey whatever, I mean.
- 1:04:27Speaker 4: Course lies out there.
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, of course.
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: I know a lot of people, you know what, I
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: know people who lie about being Native American.
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: Trying to get scholarships. Yeah, they're trying to get scholarships
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: for a while.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know what they're lying for. But that
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: was like a weird flex when we were younger. Yeah,
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: wasn't that weird?
- 1:04:43Speaker 4: I mean it was kind of cool.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: It was.
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: I thought I was Native American my entire life until
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: I did that DNA test and my whole family lied
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: to me. Yeah, I mean my grandmother. They made it
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: sound like we were living in tps back in the day,
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: and then I'm not even one I'm not even one
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: percent anything Native American. Wow.
- 1:05:00Speaker 6: My mama had cousins that had light eyes and had
- 1:05:03Speaker 6: that long hair, and she'd be like, oh, I'm part Cherokee.
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: That's what I was playing. I was told.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, well, yeah, it's funny with that. I
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: was told Blackfoot. I did the DNA test. I didn't
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: see any in there, but maybe I don't know. I
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: could be lying about being Mexican and Native American.
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: Yeah, well rough, I told my mom that. I was like, Mom,
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: we're not Native American at all. I did a DNA test.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: She goes, well, those things lie. They don't know what
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: they're doing. I'm like, I don't know if that's it.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: I think we were lied too.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Whatever.
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: Well, you know what, fascinating secret. Pablo, Thank you so
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: much and good luck with the latinas. Yeah, welcome to
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: the club. I'm black Sigan so it was black Skin. Yeah,
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: I'm Germo the Greeno. Yeah, we're all at the Aesada.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: I WATCHO Pablo. We're about to get out of here.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: It's Mix one on two point nine a biblity Kid
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: Candice Lopez producer, pooh, thank you so much for having
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- 1:06:29Speaker 3: mean free money, free groceries.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Get it? Okay, can I switch? You got going on
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: this weekend?
- 1:06:34Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna go be a judge this weekend
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: at the Hot Wills Legends tour.
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they come to town like every year and
- 1:06:40Speaker 5: bring all these cars, so we're all.
- 1:06:41Speaker 4: Gonna go out there.
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: I think we're gonna be like a family judging group,
- 1:06:44Speaker 5: my husband and my son and I together.
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: Cool.
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: Yeah, end, I was obsessed with Hot Wells. Obviously it's
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: like this thing.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that'll be fun for you. Okay, sure, who
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: what are you doing?
- 1:06:53Speaker 6: I'm going right across the street to going going gone
- 1:06:55Speaker 6: or whatever. I gotta go find Paul, my thirteen year old,
- 1:06:58Speaker 6: some cleats.
- 1:06:59Speaker 3: Okay, this seasons the season you ready for school.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: Stuff's already out and it is. It's going to be
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: a mess.
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: What are you doing?
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: Well, pray for me because I'm going to Vegas. What Yeah,
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: I know, I know. It's my friend Chip's birthday.
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: Happy birthday Chip, and that.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Friend Brian's birthday.
- 1:07:17Speaker 5: Birthday, Ryan birthday, a double birthday situation.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm about to leave right now, Oh boy,
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:07:24Speaker 4: Will we see you on Monday.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Candice, I don't say that.
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: Yes, Vegas, I want to say I know.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hear in my head right now
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: going off.
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: I don't think it's too so I get it.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: Okay, I send you some money and you throw it
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: on the table.
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, Okay, if you hit that, I'll
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: take a fifty percent commission of anything I do that
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: and win if you win.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: It's so I seen you one hundred, and this.
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: Is what Thats why I'm not going to argue about it.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: I just want to get the bag one hundred.
- 1:07:58Speaker 6: Yeah, and you flip it and and it turns into
- 1:08:00Speaker 6: fifteen hundred. You're gonna take seven fifth. I'm gonna take
- 1:08:04Speaker 6: at least fifty percent.
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: Yeah. That's a great deal, is it not?
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: Otherwise you would not get anything. Okay, let's be real.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: You're not sending me money.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: I am.
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: Can I can tell you zell me Yeah, did you
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: say zell or something else?
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: I can sell you Zelli iggy iggyxel. You all right,
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: get out of here.
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: Also, I'm excited about next week, and I have to
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: mention this because I'm also very nervous about it. Next
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: week we are doing something we haven't done in a
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: long time. No, and I'm nervous. We are doing the
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: Wheel of Misfortune. Oh man, The Wheel of Misfortune returns
- 1:08:40Speaker 3: on Monday. We haven't done it in a while because
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: it caused so much drama on the show and emails
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: and emails and corporate emails. We have a wheel basically, back,
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: You're a real wheel. I'm looking at it right now
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: because we're preparing it. You spin it. Basically, what we
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: do is everyone on the show will do trivia. Whoever
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: loses the trivia has to spin the Wheel of Misfortune,
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: and it's ridiculed things that you have to do when
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: you lose, Like, okay, one of the things is the
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: show gets to dress you the next day. Okay, so
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: I get to pick your outfit Candas, and you have
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: to wear it the entire day.
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: That's just one of the things you would have to
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: do if you lose and you can't say if somebody
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: says why you dress like that, you can say I
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: lost to bed. You just have to own it. Yeah,
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: that's part of the things. All these you have to own.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Okay, that's one.
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: Thing, or there's another thing on the challenge that says
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: sing all day. That means you can't talk for the
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: rest of the day. You have to sing.
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: Everything you say that. Oh yeah, that wouldn't even be
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: a problem for you.
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: So we're going to do that starting next week Monday
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: at eight thirty.
- 1:09:42Speaker 4: Okay, I'm so nervous. I'm nervous.
- 1:09:44Speaker 3: That wheel a misfortune. We'll see you Monday. Have a
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: great I will see you Monday. Candas good, don't jinx me.
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: I'll drive back from Vegas. I might come back Mary,
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: who knows. I'm kidding. We'll see you Monday. Have a
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: good day.
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: By