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FULL SHOW: HELP! Megans son is eating flour! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Gentleman Being podcast. Hey that's us, brought to you
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  Speaker 1: by Hello Fresh. The Experts and Tastes that kiwis love
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  Speaker 1: but a fog around it again today in the online region,
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  Speaker 1: causing a bit of disturbance for people traveling out of
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  Speaker 1: Aukland Airport this morning. But as short weeks there's some
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  Speaker 1: positive stuff out there.
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  Speaker 2: Well negative stuff is what your son's been digesting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know.
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  Speaker 4: You always give me crap because I like to cook
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  Speaker 4: things from scratch, so I always like to try and
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  Speaker 4: make them like nice meals.
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  Speaker 3: Most of the time. He doesn't eat them. My daughter,
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  Speaker 3: well he doesn't. He is very picky at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Give me a chicken nugget of fish finger any day
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  Speaker 2: of the week.
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  Speaker 3: They love the fish fingers.
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  Speaker 2: I still love fish fingers, fish fingers every night for
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  Speaker 2: dinner if I could.
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  Speaker 4: But he has done some baking with his daddy made
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  Speaker 4: chocolate chip cookies.
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  Speaker 3: He quite likes to bake.
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  Speaker 4: You can actually see the video of this on my
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  Speaker 4: husbands social media if you want to.
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  Speaker 5: But watching it, like I know, yeah, can't do.
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  Speaker 2: But it's also a.
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  Speaker 1: Bin boy.
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  Speaker 3: On the client.
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  Speaker 2: He's pulled to.
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  Speaker 1: The Chelsea Sugar Chelsea sugar.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, He's standing in front of a bowl of Chelsea sugar,
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  Speaker 6: chocolate chips and a bowl of flour and he sits
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  Speaker 6: there and he has this thing. Every time I get
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  Speaker 6: the flower, he needs to chug some flour each flower.
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  Speaker 6: He should be eating the Chelsea sugar and some of
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  Speaker 6: them and a bold and he's sitting there hoovering the flower.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess, Well, flowers pretty indefensive, isn't it. Really?
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  Speaker 2: I can't even explain what it would taste like powder,
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  Speaker 2: like right even breed before it's does he do it?
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  Speaker 7: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Does he know it will get like a laugh? Like
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  Speaker 1: is he playing to the no?
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  Speaker 4: Because like if I'm using it to, you know, make dinner,
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  Speaker 4: He's like, I want the flower. I'm like, no, you're
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  Speaker 4: not having the flower. And he's like I want and
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  Speaker 4: throws a tantrum.
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  Speaker 3: You're not having the flower. You're weirdos.
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  Speaker 2: Stop They're like dogs. They're just the trial and era
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to the taste buds.
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  Speaker 4: Kids though, won't eat the dinner, the nice dinner that
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  Speaker 4: I've cooked for him, but it'll hover the flower.
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  Speaker 2: I can save you a lot of prep time just before,
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  Speaker 2: here's your bowl of flour for tonight.
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  Speaker 3: And then it's in the bath and drinks the bath water.
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  Speaker 2: Glooy in texture and it hits his mouth with the saliva.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's also like we we give him like
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  Speaker 4: frost milk, and he thinks we tell him it's coffee.
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  Speaker 4: So now like he's just all the time hanging I.
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  Speaker 2: Need a coffee.
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  Speaker 3: He's free, So he come around to my house.
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  Speaker 4: He's got like white powder on his face and I'm
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  Speaker 4: desperately asking for coffee.
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  Speaker 1: He's a little strung out, drug out businessman and flower coffee.
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  Speaker 8: Anyway, the heads that Jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Billionaire businessman Elon Musky or no from owning twelve he's
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  Speaker 1: now called it X and Tesla as well. Just became
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  Speaker 1: a father for the twelfth time over the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of days. He's had five kids in the last six years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so three different mums I think throughout the twelve kids.
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  Speaker 4: Just realized one of them he had in twenty twenty
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  Speaker 4: with Grimes. It was like X something something something, but
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  Speaker 4: he just named Twitter after his son called X.
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  Speaker 1: This one called techno as well.
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  Speaker 2: He looks at hard drive and sort of USB cable
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  Speaker 2: and things.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to him twelve.
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  Speaker 2: He seems like a busy guy. Time to have children.
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  Speaker 2: How does he squeeze that in? It's And I'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you what. I was busy last week and I was
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  Speaker 2: running late for an appointment that was on the other
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  Speaker 2: side of town, and I made rush to get there, okay,
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  Speaker 2: came as sticking to the speed limit. And then I
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  Speaker 2: finally turned up and I'm sitting in reception and I'm
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  Speaker 2: getting there's another person in reception, and I'm getting who
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  Speaker 2: the hell's this chump? Sort of energy from the other
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  Speaker 2: person of reception towards me, so I can feel.
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  Speaker 1: It all right. Then they're thinking that you're coming in
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  Speaker 1: to take their slot, so just.
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  Speaker 2: Con feel some he's not right, okay. And then it's
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  Speaker 2: the wonderful acupuncture lady that I go and see and
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  Speaker 2: she walks out and goes, oh, like a surprise look.
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  Speaker 2: And you never want that when you've traveled across town
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  Speaker 2: to a reception. You don't want to catch the person
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  Speaker 2: that is expecting you with a look of not expecting you,
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  Speaker 2: and she's like, you're not meant to be here. I
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  Speaker 2: send you a text, but you never confirmed the time.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on me. No one else is apart from me.
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  Speaker 2: But how lovely is this? The other lady who was
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  Speaker 2: singing receptions like, listen, if you really need this appointment,
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  Speaker 2: you can take my slot.
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  Speaker 3: Oh how lovely is that? Did you take it?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 9: Now?
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  Speaker 1: The lady had broken back, journey, roll out the door,
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  Speaker 1: see you later.
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  Speaker 2: No. But I was like, there's some great people lift
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  Speaker 2: of the world up. There's some truly horrific ones as well,
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  Speaker 2: but there's some This is a lovely gesture.
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  Speaker 1: It does that.
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  Speaker 2: Someone that was like, yeah, things will take you up
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  Speaker 2: on that off.
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  Speaker 1: So get into whose back is the sore old old
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  Speaker 1: man of mines I can do that.
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  Speaker 2: I can't and you can't prove it. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: when you argue with your partner about who's more tired, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's no actual evidence. So this is what we want
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  Speaker 2: to throw open this morning. We're at the right place,
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  Speaker 2: just at the wrong time.
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  Speaker 1: I had one a couple of years ago, getting my
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  Speaker 1: yearly mole map as well, turned up, waited there for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. It was busy, and then I was like, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 1: am I going to be seen soon? And they went yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In about a week's time, I had the right day,
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  Speaker 1: right time, just totally. The guy said a great line
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  Speaker 1: to me. He was like, good dress rehearsal, We'll see
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  Speaker 1: you next week. I was like, okay, cool, now I
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  Speaker 1: know where to park all those things you do, like
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  Speaker 1: a dress rehearsal.
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  Speaker 2: Though too, didn't you run into an elderly gentleman while
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  Speaker 2: you're on holiday on the Gold Coast you're doing a
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  Speaker 2: dress rehearsal.
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  Speaker 1: I'll stay at this place. Just chatting to him downstairs,
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  Speaker 1: I was waiting for my family and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're enjoying the place. And he said, oh, we're not
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  Speaker 1: staying here at the moment. We're staying next week. But
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  Speaker 1: they had driven like an hour and a half just
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  Speaker 1: check out the place, and his wife boomers, but just
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  Speaker 1: to check out the place, kind of feeling for it, barking,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, we're coming back next week. Yeah wow.
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  Speaker 2: And you turned up right place, wrong time.
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  Speaker 3: Ah No.
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  Speaker 4: But it's my fear with flights, like I've just always
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  Speaker 4: double checking. I think I booked one in the wrong
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  Speaker 4: year one time, but they let me change it because
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  Speaker 4: I forget that beforehand.
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  Speaker 2: But that's just like my worst fear missing a flight.
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  Speaker 3: Turning up after the fact the day after.
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  Speaker 8: That John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, right place, wrong time, but a mixed up and comms,
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  Speaker 2: and I turned up to an appointment that wasn't even
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  Speaker 2: an appointment. And mix up and comms was me being
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  Speaker 2: an absolute idiot? All on me?
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  Speaker 1: It was, But you see how it happened.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you drive home and you and you're book
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  Speaker 2: another time. You're like, I'm not going to book Joe
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  Speaker 2: for an hour for just a bit of a laugh.
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  Speaker 2: So right place, wrong time. Some amazing text messages coming
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  Speaker 2: through here. I arrived early to our our wedding. I
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  Speaker 2: was the bride. I arrived before most of the guests.
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  Speaker 1: I was so.
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  Speaker 2: Stressed about traffic.
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  Speaker 3: That's unusual.
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  Speaker 1: That's really well done.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone will wait for you. You're the event.
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  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of waiting, there's another TC in four for
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  Speaker 2: eighty seven. My mother in law was forty five minutes
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  Speaker 2: late for our wedding. I was waiting at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the aisle for her to arrive. She waltzon forty
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  Speaker 2: five minutes late. How does that sit with you, Megan Peppers.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think I'd be stoked about it to
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  Speaker 4: the whole the wedding for her.
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  Speaker 1: I guess mother in law. Yeah, I guessed to be
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  Speaker 1: power on this guy. Come on, no one.
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  Speaker 3: Wants the wrath of starting that without the mother in law.
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  Speaker 1: But what point do you go?
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  Speaker 2: You got to pull the pin sometime, are you. I
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  Speaker 2: arrived home very early to surprise my man and I
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  Speaker 2: caught him in bed with his girlfriend. Oh that was
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  Speaker 2: a hell of a surprise.
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  Speaker 1: It right place, wrong time, definitely, that's a nice situation.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get fi owner and welcome to the show. Fiona.
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  Speaker 2: How are you dad?
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  Speaker 10: How are you going doing well?
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  Speaker 8: Mate?
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  Speaker 2: Right place, wrong time?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, now this has become family law. It wasn't actually met.
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  Speaker 10: It was my auntie, so shout out to Anni Karen
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  Speaker 10: if she's listening. She organized a kid free weekend away
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  Speaker 10: with her and I think it was three other couples
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  Speaker 10: down to Wellington for a concert. So flights, accommodation, everything,
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  Speaker 10: they got there and they were a weekend early.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and there's not a lot they can move you.
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  Speaker 2: They can put you in because of the accommodations be
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  Speaker 2: taken up.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? Where did they find accommodation?
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  Speaker 10: So I think in the end of the day, I
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  Speaker 10: think they just went out to dinner. They just turned
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  Speaker 10: it into a weekend and said, you know, at let's
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  Speaker 10: just have a good time. And then my uncle, her
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  Speaker 10: brother lives in Wellington, so he took the ticket to
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  Speaker 10: the following weekend and we forgot.
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  Speaker 2: That his solutions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a situation back in the day when
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  Speaker 1: I was doing some stuff for Skye. Bought totally wrong,
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  Speaker 1: got there. It was basically accommodation already gone to someone else.
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  Speaker 1: It screwed it up. So we ended up having the
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  Speaker 1: like I said, Airbnb, but it was this lady. Oh
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  Speaker 1: lovely old lady got out of her house and we
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  Speaker 1: say that I was in the like a grandkids room
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  Speaker 1: with all these pictures on. This is but weird. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know did.
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  Speaker 2: She stay in her house?
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  Speaker 3: What did you say? The master?
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  Speaker 1: Someone else was at the master.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever the old lady. It was very unusual, but it
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  Speaker 2: was this friendly part of New Zealand house produced Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: You used to work in the airline industry, Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And I can say it happened so many times when
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  Speaker 11: someone would come and check in and I type in
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  Speaker 11: their surname, couldn't find them where you're find to checked
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  Speaker 11: up the plane number, couldn't find them there itinerary, and
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  Speaker 11: i'd see, well, honey, you're actually here a Monday early.
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  Speaker 11: You need to come this time next.
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  Speaker 2: Please tell me you so you delivered.
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  Speaker 11: It absolutely, It's amazing, you know. And that is to
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  Speaker 11: do that, like here's someone wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Twiling your finger through your hair.
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  Speaker 12: You can do that when you wear red lipstick and
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  Speaker 12: stuff in.
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  Speaker 2: Great text and calls appreciated. Someone turned up five weeks
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  Speaker 2: too early for an operation? How do you get that?
• 10:17
  Speaker 8: Thes that John and Ben podcast.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Good news with the government funding a whole lot of
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  Speaker 1: six hundred and four million dollars towards Farmact for delivery
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: on some cancer drugs. Great news for cancer patients around
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  Speaker 1: New Zealand, which is really awesome. Fifty four new drugs
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  Speaker 1: are going to be funded.
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  Speaker 2: Felt like they needed to do that.
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  Speaker 1: They kind of promised that.
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  Speaker 2: They promise it and then went by the way, you know,
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  Speaker 2: all those cancer people, we promised that's medicine too.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Where's the money coming from? Who knows?
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: It's awesome there.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: Let's just say the inter Island. You might be out
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  Speaker 2: on your own. It's got to come from somewhere, right.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we can just all just have like a one
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  Speaker 2: dinghy that we all share. There's a roster system to
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: go between the islands.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we can do a working bee. We get
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  Speaker 1: right together, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Working fixed up the boat. Yeah, maybe that's the way
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  Speaker 2: around it. Now, what's this message you've been teasing us?
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  Speaker 2: Was came through at two o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, over the weekend. Now, I checked my messages, probably
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  Speaker 1: a day or two late, just yesterday checked his message,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because one of those things, it's a burden
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  Speaker 1: that feels like clearing messages. When someone leaves your message
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  Speaker 1: on your phone.
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  Speaker 2: You're surprised you even did clear your voicemail.
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  Speaker 1: Well I did it yesterday and I was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: there was a message, yeah, two forty on Saturday morning.
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  Speaker 2: Those aren't appropriate message leater from.
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  Speaker 1: An unknown number. But this is the message that I got, Ablance,
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  Speaker 1: you have.
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  Speaker 13: A message receive at two forty am.
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  Speaker 9: So into your car. I don't know who, I don't
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  Speaker 9: know how, but I might have been drunk, that is
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  Speaker 9: if you if you got a visiting your fridge just
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  Speaker 9: asking for a mate yourself?
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, I was like, myself my car?
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  Speaker 2: Did I crash into my own car?
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  Speaker 1: And then I went and then I went an ai
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  Speaker 1: ai my boy.
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  Speaker 13: You know again, you have a message receive at two
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  Speaker 13: a m.
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  Speaker 2: The car.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know who, I don't know how, but I
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  Speaker 9: might have been drunk. That is if you if you
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  Speaker 9: got any in your fridge asking for a mate.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like a lose lose for the person whose
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  Speaker 2: car has been a car and a fredge.
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  Speaker 3: Are you drunk on saiday night?
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  Speaker 1: But if you if you drinks.
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  Speaker 4: But I call myself and then it's like you're asking yourself,
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  Speaker 4: are there any.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe I've got a real fight club that movie.
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  Speaker 2: Did you bring car crash? You've been along to the night?
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  Speaker 3: Did you look and see if there was a din
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  Speaker 3: in the back of your car?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I did? Just I was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: the car's been anyway, but I was like, better go
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  Speaker 1: over look just in case someone who's actually driven somehow
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  Speaker 1: up the driveway into the car.
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  Speaker 2: But no, it feels like there could definitely be used
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  Speaker 2: as evidence in some of the court of law somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: But it wasn't my car, and I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: that is that were on the phone, and the apology
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  Speaker 1: is it is.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't argue what it is. What it is now
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  Speaker 1: you can the fridge bak gloss over there covered for
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  Speaker 1: a beer. It's very open door policy that we have.
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  Speaker 1: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, the hits that jonaan Ben podcast now brit.
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  Speaker 1: Raudkin does the night show and the news here in
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  Speaker 1: the hits the wonderful job of both. But you really
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  Speaker 1: have put yourself out there recently.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 14: Quite often I get asked what sort of hobbies or
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  Speaker 14: interests I have and I don't really have a good
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  Speaker 14: enough answer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we needed a hobby or interest. Most people don't
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  Speaker 2: have hobbies and or interest A lot of people just
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  Speaker 2: existing as a hobby.
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  Speaker 3: It takes up a lot of your day.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of get people like mates you the gold for
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  Speaker 1: fishing one of the things, or they kind of get into.
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  Speaker 2: None of those for Britain.
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  Speaker 14: No, I recently got into stand up comedy. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 14: never done it before, never but you call it a
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  Speaker 14: hobby now I would call myself a former comedian.
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  Speaker 1: I show so you got into this it was the
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  Speaker 1: course that you did, but not Yeah you didn't think
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  Speaker 1: you were doing a stand up comedy No.
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  Speaker 14: I thought I was doing an MC course because you know,
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  Speaker 14: we quite often have to MC events and stuff. The
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  Speaker 14: odd weepbooks, tray that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, give you some balloons over the white cut.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, all that good stuff. And so I thought,
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  Speaker 14: you know, I want to get better at being an MC.
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  Speaker 14: Turns out it was a stand up comedy course.
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  Speaker 3: But after the first you know, like course you didn't
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  Speaker 3: like pull.
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  Speaker 14: Out plaid five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to be a funny MC. And so
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  Speaker 2: you completed.
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  Speaker 14: You completed the course, Yes, finished it. Graduated last week
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  Speaker 14: by doing a five minute set at the classic.
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  Speaker 8: Oh Dear God.
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  Speaker 1: So this is you on stage in front of her
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  Speaker 1: like a whole lot of people, five minutes telling jokes.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, and they scheduled me on last was the last person.
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  Speaker 3: That means you've got a good set close right.
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  Speaker 14: Climb just meant I had to wait an hour freaking
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  Speaker 14: out in the in the in the.
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  Speaker 2: Green royeshould be the dry reaching Yeah, it was. Any
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  Speaker 2: stage we were like, can I just cry and run away?
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  Speaker 14: I think I was high on risky remen by the
• 15:13
  Speaker 14: time they got on stage.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Was that?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: A good time audio.
• 15:23
  Speaker 14: This is a wee taste of one of my jokes.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I believe this is Brandon Dog his first ever one
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: of my comedy jokes.
• 15:31
  Speaker 15: I love seeing people disappointed, especially when a tsunami doesn't
• 15:39
  Speaker 15: show up. It's much hype around tsunamis. We have evacuation drills,
• 15:50
  Speaker 15: we have tsunami evacuation signs, and when a tsunami siren
• 15:54
  Speaker 15: goes off, what do we do. We were jumping our cars,
• 15:57
  Speaker 15: we freaking out with panic, and we.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Flee to the beach.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: So yeah, let's just what we taste it. Laughs.
• 16:05
  Speaker 14: Well again, by the time I was on stage, everyone
• 16:08
  Speaker 14: in the crowd had maybe two or three wines, right,
• 16:11
  Speaker 14: so you're the full leaders ask and a whole bottle
• 16:15
  Speaker 14: of fanter That is very well done.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, terrify. Yeah, probably no lonelier place and standing on
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: that stage having to tell jokes and make people laugh.
• 16:25
  Speaker 14: I know, five minutes about like five hours being on.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Stage, and I just want to say, I I wanted
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: to go, but you told me that we weren't allowed to.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: So it's not like we didn't support Wow, we weren't
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: allowed to go.
• 16:36
  Speaker 14: Well, actually what I said was don't come to my
• 16:38
  Speaker 14: first one. You can come to my sickond, but I've
• 16:42
  Speaker 14: decided I'm not doing a second.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Out sparking for you and someone goes you want to
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: come and watch me do some amateur comedy, like whatnot?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Is it? I want to watch last night? Maybe you
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: could tour with him so well?
• 16:58
  Speaker 8: I could have opened for him the hits that johnaan
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: Ben podcast.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift in the middle of a tour that just
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: seems to be going and going and going. She's over
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: there in the UK playing to ninety thousand people every
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: night in Wembley. In London, Prince William went along. He
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: was shaking it off. He was loving it. Tom Cruise
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I saw I was yesterday. He was there. He was
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: looking like it was in a great time as well.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: All the famous people have been going to her London
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: shows and maybe that's what's triggered this.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Didn't you pull old Trevis Kelcey on stage a live
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: sketch which is always resky doing live sketch comedy.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Well I think it was part of the dance routine
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: or something, and he came out yeah, which was it
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: was able to have bought the house down.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Take a little skip for an intro of I can
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: do it with a broken.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Eye probably, Like mate, you've been coming along, at least
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: do something. Yeah, help me out.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Free tickets you know, your friends and family.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: And and all sorts of stuff. Parties were like, get
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: on stage, mate.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: So this is a happened in London.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Well, she's performing in London and the Food Fighters performed Saturday.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Night in London. So I don't know if it's Rolls
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: feeling the heat because they're both there. But the Saturday
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: show Dave Grol and we know it was like the
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: nice guy of rock.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: I'm a fan of the Food Fighter's massive fan of
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Dave Groll, but this seems kind of out of character.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: He got up on stage and made a jab about
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Taylor Surft and the fact that she or he thinks
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: she might not be singing live.
• 18:22
  Speaker 16: You don't want to. So we had one views and.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Oh so saying that they actually play live. But did
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: she She plays live. She's an amazing guitar.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: She she definitely plays live.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: So it seemed like a bit of a jab. It's
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: like three and a half hour. No one can say
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: that that show is not amazing. I haven't even been
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: to it, and you can tell it's amazing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: So we recorded backing vocals and parts, but for the
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: most part would be all.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Live, like all pop stars are backing vocals.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: She's got amazing backup singers and stuff on stage, and
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: the dances like I watched, I watched them.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Olivia and Taylor Swift, those are his two. But didn't
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: she train for like three hours on a treadmill for
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: this tour while singing.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: And she's playing, She plays piano, she plays, she plays
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: multiple instruments, so it seems a bit weird that he
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: would come for her. But in true Taylor fashion, she
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: came out and she didn't make a jab at him,
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: but she did congratulate all the backup singers, all the artists,
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: all the backstage people working on her show, and then
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: made a comment about how it is live.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And a half hours to.
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: So much.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: My band will be playing for three and a half
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: ours tonight. They deserve this so much. Also the night after,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: so this was Dave Grol on Saturday night. On Sunday Night,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: she also choked on a bug. Funny enough, while she
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: was singing live.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: She was like, sorry, I'm choking on a bug. Maybe
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: just to prove that. Her mic was like.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: They planted their bug.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it first feels very uncharacteristic from Dave. Girls gonna
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: be so supportive of things.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's just saying some stuff and just trying to
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: do a gag and it's landed terribly.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Now what did you mean by this? What did she mean?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: What does the bug mean?
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: We're all going to get to let's not argue she's
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: performing lives that jonaan Ben podcast just.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: All black squads named under Scott Robertson as the coach.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: He didn't announce though, if he's going to be break dancing,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: if they want the test matches afterwards, he's.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Idea hope, So don't hope.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You if they went a world cup board like a
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Blithers or something you'd like to see about there.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Just even have a good training, get out there and
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: break dancing, just really live the spirits. So is that
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: when you see a grown man breakdown?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So that's cool.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Like whenever you're a party and someone's starts doing the
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: worm or something.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: And was like, yeah, it's like an uncle or a
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: wedd and you're like, oh here he goes, here.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: He goes No one's ever, no one's ever down about that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's either hip hop or a hip operation afterwards,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: depends on how well it goes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Now, my my.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Wife uses trade me from time to time. I haven't
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: really dipped my toes into it. But it's quite good
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: because you can go, why don't you sell this? And
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: she does that, she has to deal with it all. Yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't have anok count, it's all that convenient.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: You'd be shocking Hegler on trade me too. You're like
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: it's twenty bucks. They're like, i'll give you six, and
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, it's a deal.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah I know. But we had these couches. They were fine,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, should we get rid of them.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: We'll just put them for one dollar and whatever they get,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: they get. They didn't sell for too much, but anyway,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: people came and got them and we're like, good, they
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: were in good condition and they would someone will get
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: to use them, which is great.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: It's just the dollar reserve. Yeah, so it starts there
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: and wherever it ends up and is that is there
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: like a time limit?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: You can sit time limits and stuff and you can
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: then buy now and you can People love asking questions.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe I should ask the question to Amanda because you're not.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Doing any of the But she had a message because
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize you could message, like privately message people
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: as well about their actions, not just publicly, and someone
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: had actually messaged at the time, because this is a
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: few weeks ago that were they asked a question about
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: the couches, and then my wife hadn't seen the private message,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: and then a couple hours within two hours later, they
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: said you need to respond or we will report you.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And my wife had only just seen this, like two
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: weeks afterwards. She was like, oh, dear, this person is
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: actually saying they go no. I don't know if they've
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: reported them, but I'm like, well, they've really gone from
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: zero to one hundred, like a nice light question about
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the couches, then suddenly a right answer or reporting.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Two hours later. I'm still finishing work.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Must have been a bloody good couch. Dollar couch. You
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: want rest, you want to answers to your questions, like.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: It's a dollar couch. I mean two couches for a
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: dollar you could get, you know, it's just why.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: You would to show me just feels like a whole
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: other job. And Edmund, you're giving yourself. I know how
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: shocking I've been at sending out listeners prizes over the
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: years from radio stations, but.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: People make money off it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: So and it's a nice thing to get, you know, recycle.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Megan, though, you had an experience, very unusual experience.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: This was a pick up.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: So I bought something on trade me and I went
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: to pick it up. This was probably the last time
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: I'd ever picked something up. So it was like an
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: old bungalow and like a street with all these trees,
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: and I was like, this is creepy.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: So walked up the stairs with the cars on swapper
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: crates outside the front.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the vibe, I know, vibe the vibe.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: So I walked up and knocked on the door. No, yes,
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: for the sake my picture. So I stepped up on
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: the door and knocked and took a while for an
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: old man to come to the door. That he answered
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: the door by saying, what want I've come to do?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Like a pick up?
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Like do you know you don't know? Someone's expecting me? Am,
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I in the right place. And that's when he calls
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: out to his wife.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: He's like, that's for you. She comes to the door.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: And a towel well, and I was like, I'm sure
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I was just messaging you saying I was arriving. So
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: she was like, come inside, Come inside, and I'll get
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: it for you. So I come and she ushes me
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: into like a front lounge. The house is so many cats,
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: and it's like quite untidy. It smells a bit weird.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: And I waited for what seemed like an eternity, and
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: I can hear them yelling at each other, and I
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm going to die here.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: You've got to respect a couple who will openly scream
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: at each other in front of a stranger. And not
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: even did she get out of the towel at any point.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I stayed in the towel, but it's what I was
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: picking up. They came back. It was like flavored candy flocks.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Why do these people have.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Candy floss bags?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I'm picturing and I don't know why I'm picturing an
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: ample bosom, whether it was like an animal riding room
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: motorblike as a tattoo on the left one.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what you're anymore. I just
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: want to know tails Trade me? What are you your tails?
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: With? The heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Trade Me tales is what we're getting into. After Ben
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Boyce his wife Amanda got a bit of a custer
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: and a customer abuse Yeah, for not answering a question
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: within a two hour time frame.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: That's right. Threats are being reported. We're banded about.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: But that's the ultimate I'm going to tell mom and dad,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: doesn't it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting things you can do. I think I've mentioned
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: this before. That turned up to help pick up something
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: from mate, and a lady was eating an iceberg lettuce
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: like a like an apple, just like.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: That's so weird.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that's weird.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Because little serial listing. You've got to wash the letters,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: don't you. You can't just go raw? But washed it a.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Dog a letters?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, was it a big lettus?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: It was like a good handful of letters, you know what.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: They still had that little sort of dirty bit at
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the bottom.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Of it, you know, just liked of something wrapped in it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: That was just like just the litters, you know, sometimes
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: they can't end up like a ball.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Were you buying something off a rabbit? Was Megan? No,
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: you thought your life was going to end when you
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: just went to innocently buy some specifically favored candy floss.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: This is back when I owned a cafe and I
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: got trapped in the house for a while waiting for.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: The candy flop with a lady in a towel and
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: a man's screaming and screaming at her. Yeah, it was
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: the candy floss worth it it was it good?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: It was good candy floss.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Make the candy floss.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: And quiestion, I love those moments when you're sitting there
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: and you're like, ohow is this how it's going to end?
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I just want to floor some great tips coming through here.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: On four four eight seven, Trade Me Tales, I bought
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: a fourteen foot paper tiger off trade me thirty two dollars.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Why fourteen foot's enormous?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Is it going garden?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: I'll but mind you rain. That's a huge paper machet
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: project ended that. Yeah, my son cost me seven thousand
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: dollars when he decided as a six year old to
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: bid on a Ford Felcon. Oh wow, and we've got
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: it still to the stay got the car, don't you?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I think you do a few in the auction, don't you?
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Well you could just say my son. You know you
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: can write into them and say what sees.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Can't I'll report you get a bed.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Rating, Danelle, welcome to Trade me Tales. How are you?
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Oh, God, thank you. Good good.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Lovely weather, lovely, lovely weather, where are you?
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: And no it's not lovely weather.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: Love it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: There were no weather related questions, and you came out
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: with lovely weather, it's beautiful, great weather report.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: It wasn't trade me because we got sick of that
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: fifty million questions you get on trade me.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: We thought we'd go.
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: Try and sell a headboard through marketplace.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the world wast isn't it. Marketplace.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we had a lovely lady, as we thought, I
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: was going to see the courier up to pick up
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: said head board, and then she asked us to pay
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: money to the courier. To the courier who give us money?
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: When we said no, we don't think so, she's treated
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: us with a lawsuit.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Lawsuit.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: Wow, yes, well we don't think it was a woman.
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: Always think it was somebody from some overseas country.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, what was the scam? You just had to give
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: the courier some money.
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and he would release some money for the headboard
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: and he would take the headboard.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: And so what did you do?
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: And we told them that, thank you.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Well that means you've still got a headboard on your hands.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: No, no, we managed to.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Give away Denelle's headboard.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I don't need an Okay, We'll.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Got on you, Deanelle. Thank you so much.
• 28:44
  Speaker 14: Yah.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Facebook Marketplace, I love it. Reminds me of you know
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: when you watch those old Disney movies and someone's wandering
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: through a marketplace and he runs there just trying to
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: scam them. Reminds me of Facebook Marketplace.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: The hits that Joan Ben podcast.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to the All Blacks who were named of the
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: team yesterday, Scott Robertson's first all black squad named and
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a brand new captain Scott Barrett as well. Some congratulations.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: They called him dog Roll.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: They call him dog Roll.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: That's a great nickname, dog Roll, isn't it.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Why is it dog Roll?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Probably maybe he did he Maybe it's some champion roll.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go with that story. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Apparently apparently there we go now.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: A gear change and it's blowing kids minds with magic.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: We just heard Costantino in the studio illusionist magicians coming
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: here into year ten shows amazing and it was amazing.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Got a tiktak swallow t tach came out through his eyeball.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Basically pretty incredible.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Now you're thinking about how he's done there. Has he
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: wandered in here with the tax sitting in his eyeball
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: for the duration of the interview.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Or has he just managed to know how to get
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: it up through the snorted up.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Through the passage. You know, let's not think about it
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: too hard. But if you wanted to appreciate your children, okay,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: here is a magic trick that will blow their mind.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: And it's to do with the humble intersection light phasing. Okay.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: So you're in the car with the kids, okay, and
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: you can predict when your light is going to go green. Now,
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: as adults, we all know how you can do that,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: all right, okay, but the kids cannot.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Wrap their head around it.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: And every time you do it, it will rock their world.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: It will change their course of their life.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: So you're just kind of sitting there and you're like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: and you know what I'm doing? Yeah, Yeah, I know. Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Are we not saying are we pretending this is?
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah's not going? Hey, guess what I didn't like that
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: is going? How do you want me to pull back
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the curtain? No, don't do it, don't know Okay, they're
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: not alive with the right because those people might want
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: to do it on your kids. I mean, it's not
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: like it's something you're like, oh, couple, believe those here's.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: A magic trick that will blow your mind. But then
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: you're not telling people how to do it.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: No. Well, okay, you pull up to a light intersection,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: your light's red. Okay, you just think, how do you
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: how do you imagine that you predict when your light's
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: tuning in?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: How do you know that when the phasing is going
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: to be working for you when.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Everyone else stops?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: You just look around, look around the intersection. It'll be
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: a clue. Yeah, okay, look around Its maybe other lights
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: what they're doing yeah, yeah, And you sort of get
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: the sequence in your head. So it's quite easy to predict.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: And you can be like, we're going to go green now,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: and they're like, what the hell how are you doing?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: My dad did it to me, blew my mind until
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I figured out what he was doing.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: You don't want to take off when it goes green, though,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: because a lot of people run reds. You don't want
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: to be the first person out there. But you can
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: go and it's going green now.
• 31:34
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: But the trick is you've only got to find out
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: amount of time to pull this off before they start
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: to click on to what you're doing.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, oh you got plenty of years producer Taylor. Still,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: She's like, I have no idea what you're doing.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: You figured out now.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Of Course Friday is Martaiki public holiday for New Zealands.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Now produced Taylor last night, late one, late Monday.
• 31:56
  Speaker 12: Nice very tired today and the.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Greens the Green all met of the week going out
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: late on a Monday night.
• 32:02
  Speaker 11: I know, but I thought it's a short week. Yeah,
• 32:05
  Speaker 11: wait to do it right, evens it out hopefully.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Dear friend just reminded us of that. Yeah, so what
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: do you do?
• 32:11
  Speaker 11: I went to Jerry Seinfeld last night, he stand up
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: special in Auckland.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: It couldn't have been too late for Seinfeld. Wouldn't have
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: been eleven o'clock or anything like that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 11: Right, Well, finished around ten and then by the time
• 32:24
  Speaker 11: we got an uber probably got home at like eleven.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Listen to us old people trying to make it good.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, that, You've got to live your life.
• 32:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you're like, oh, experiencing.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: My theory is you're going to be tired. No matter
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: what time you get to you never wake up. God Jesus,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: you know you're going.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: To be tired. And so this was some of Jerry Seinfeld.
• 32:51
  Speaker 17: I got married late in life. I was forty five.
• 32:54
  Speaker 17: I had some issues. I was enjoying those issues quite
• 32:57
  Speaker 17: a bit. As I recall, when I was single, I
• 33:01
  Speaker 17: had married friends. I would not visit their homes. I
• 33:04
  Speaker 17: found their lives to be pathetic and depressing. Now that
• 33:08
  Speaker 17: I'm married, I have no single friends. I find their
• 33:11
  Speaker 17: lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences. In both cases,
• 33:15
  Speaker 17: I believe I was correct.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Was it good?
• 33:18
  Speaker 12: It was so good?
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: Was it? Yeah?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: One of the best comedians of all times.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: You know he's networth his one billion dollars. Yeah, because
• 33:26
  Speaker 11: of the show sign Phil predominantly, and then of course
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: everything else he's done.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: If you watched many of his specials on some Netflix, yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: because sometimes people would say, going along to his concert
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: like or his performances, he would do some of the
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: same jokes you hear before. But his theory is like
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: they're good jokes. Yeah, good jokes. People want to hear.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Good he got a concert. You want to see the best,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: So I want to hear good jokes.
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and to be fair, last night, I hadn't heard
• 33:50
  Speaker 11: any of the jokes, like it was all fresh stuff,
• 33:52
  Speaker 11: like he talked about the Titan.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Titan dream country jokes.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: And talk about New Zealand because that's what he wanted.
• 34:03
  Speaker 12: Did talk about New Zealand.
• 34:04
  Speaker 11: He's made fun of the name New Zealand and Auckland
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: and he's like, why do you guys put land on everything?
• 34:10
  Speaker 11: And maybe make believe he goes. You wonder why Taylor
• 34:13
  Speaker 11: Swift didn't come in. She probably doesn't know what exists,
• 34:16
  Speaker 11: but it's fate.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: You're sitting to an older couple.
• 34:19
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and they were the sweetest. I would have been
• 34:21
  Speaker 12: like my parents' age. And every joke that he said,
• 34:23
  Speaker 12: they were like, that's very can you do that?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: That's it?
• 34:27
  Speaker 12: And I was like, oh they feel heard.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: How many Taylor snorts out of team did you give?
• 34:35
  Speaker 12: Mat I was a pig last night?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, non was better than Kevin Hart.
• 34:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah, by far.
• 34:42
  Speaker 11: And I loved Kevin Hart, but Jerry it's he's just
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: a man on stage with a microphone. With Kevin, it's
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: like music, seea lights the whole production, and he relies
• 34:51
  Speaker 11: on swear where it's a lot to get laugh which
• 34:53
  Speaker 11: I do as well.
• 34:54
  Speaker 12: So correct Jerry. It's just like him pointing facts straight.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Fat oh, Jerry Seifeld last night produced Taler.
• 35:02
  Speaker 8: Went along the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Billionaire businessman Eli Muski or No from owning Twitter. He's
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: now called it X and Tesla as well. Just became
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: a father for the twelfth time over the last couple
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: of days. He's had five kids in the last six years. Yeah,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the three different mums. I think throughout the twelve kids.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: It just realized one of them he had in twenty
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: twenty with Grimes. It was like X something something something,
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: But he just named Twitter after his son.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: X called X. This one called Techno as well.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: He looks at hard drive and sort of USB, cable
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: and things.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to him twelve.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: He seems like a busy guy. Time to have children.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: How does he squeeze that in? And we'll tell you what.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I was busy last week and I was running late
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: for an appointment that was on the other side of town,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: and I made rush to get there. Okay, came misticking
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: to the speed limit and then I finally turned up
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: and I'm sitting in reception, and I'm getting there's another
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: person in reception, and I'm getting who the hell's this chump?
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Sort of energy from the other person of a reception
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: towards me, so I can feel it all right.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Then they're thinking that you're coming in to take their slot.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: So I just can feel something that's not right, okay,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: And then it's the wonderful acupuncture lady that I go
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: and see, and she walks out and goes, oh, like
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: a surprise look. And you never want that when you've
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: traveled across town to a reception. You don't want to
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: catch the person that is expecting you with a look
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: of not expecting you. And she's like, you're not meant
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: to be here. I seen your text, but you never
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: confirmed the time. Hold on me. No one else has
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: apart from me. But how lovely is this? The other
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: lady who is singing receptions, like, listen, if you really
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: need this appointment, you can take my slot.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: How lovely is that?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Did you take it?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Absolutely? Did?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Now the lady had broken back journey rolling out the door.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: See you later.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: No, But I was like, there's some great people lift
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: the world up. There's some truly horrific ones. As well,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: but there's some this is a lovely gesture. Someone was like, yeah,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: things will take you up on then.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Off, so you dont like, who's back is the sore
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: old old man of mines. I can do that.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I can't and you can't prove it. I was like,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: when you argue with your partner about who's more tired,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: there's no actual evidence. So this is what we want
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: to throw open this morning. We're at the right place,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: just at the wrong time.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I had one a couple of years ago getting my
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: yearly mole map as well. Turned up, waited there for
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: a long time. It was busy, and then I was like, oh, hey,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: am I going to be seen soon? And they went yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: in about a week's time. I had the right day,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: right time, just totally. The guy said a great line
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: to me. He was like, good dress rehearsal, we'll see
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you next week. I was like, okay, cool, now I
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: know where to park all those.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Things you do like a dress rehearsal, though too, didn't
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: you run into an elderly gentleman while you're on holiday
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: on the Gold Coast you're doing a dress rehearsal.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I'll stake it this place just chatting to him downstairs.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I was waiting for my family, and I was like, oh,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: you're enjoying the place, and he said, oh, we're not
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: staying here at the moment. We're staying next week. But
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: they'd driven like an hour and a half just to
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: check out the place with his wife boomers, but just
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: to check out the place, a feeling for it, barking
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, we're coming back next week. Yeah wow.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: And you turned up right place, wrong time.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Ah No.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: But it's my fear with flights, like I've just always
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: double checking. I think I booked one in the wrong
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: year one time, but they let me change it because
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: I forget that beforehand. But there's just like my worst
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: fear missing a flight turning up effect the day after.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: That John and Ben podcast, Okay, right place, wrong time,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: but it mixed up and comms and I turned up
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: to an appointment that wasn't even an appointment, and mix
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: up and comms was me being an absolute idiot.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: All on me was it was you can see how
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: it happened.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you drive home and you know, and you know,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: book another time, and like, I'm not going to book
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Joe for an hour for just a bit of a laugh.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: So right place, the wrong time, some amazing text messages
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: coming through here. I arrived early to our our wedding.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I was the bride. I arrived before most of the guests.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I was so stressed about traffic.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: That's unusual.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: That's really well done.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Everyone will wait for you. You're the event.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of waiting, there's another TC in four for
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: eighty seven, my mother in law was forty five minutes
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: late for our wedding. I was waiting at the end
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: of the aisle for her to arrive. She waltzon forty
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: five minutes late. How does that sit with you? A
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Megan Peppers, No, I don't.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Think I'd be stoked about it.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Was she apology to the whole the wedding for her,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I guess for mother in law, Yeah, I guess. It
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: grew to be plower on this guy.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Come on, no one wants the wrath of starting that
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: without the mother in law.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: But what point do you go?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: You got to pull the pin sometime. I arrived home
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: very early to surprise my man, and I caught him
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: in bed with his girlfriend. Oh, there was a hell
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: of a surprise.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Right place, wrong time, definitely that's a nice situation.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Let's get fi owner and welcome to the show, Fiona.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: How are you goad?
• 40:16
  Speaker 10: How are you going doing well?
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: Mate?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Right place, wrong time?
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, now this has become family law. It wasn't actually met.
• 40:23
  Speaker 10: It was my auntie, so shout out to Annie Karen
• 40:25
  Speaker 10: if she's listening. She organized a kid three weeken away
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: with her and I think it was three other couples
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: down to Wellington for a concert. So flight, accommodation, everything,
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: they got there and they were a weekend early.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, and there's not a lot they can move you.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: They can put you in because of the accommodation will
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: be taken up.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: What happened? Where did they find accommodation?
• 40:49
  Speaker 10: So I think in the end of day, I think
• 40:51
  Speaker 10: they have been that to dinner. They just turned it
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: into a weekend and said, you know what, let's just
• 40:54
  Speaker 10: have a good time. And then my uncle, her brother
• 40:59
  Speaker 10: lives in Wellington, so he took the ticket to the
• 41:01
  Speaker 10: following weekend and we forgot that.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Solutions.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a situation where back in the day,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: for when I was doing some stuff for sky Sports,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: totally wrong got there. It was basically accommodation already gone
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to someone else, it's screwed it up. So we ended
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: up having the like Airbnb, but it was this lady.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: O lovely old lady got out of her house and
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: we say that I was in there like a grandkids
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: room with all these pictures on. This is but weird.
• 41:26
  Speaker 17: It was.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, did you stay in her house?
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: What did you say?
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: The master?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Someone else was at the master.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Whatever. The old lady.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Was very unusual, but it was this friendly part.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Of New Zealand produced Taylor. You used to work in
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: the airline industry.
• 41:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and I can say it happened so many times
• 41:50
  Speaker 11: when someone would come and check in and I type
• 41:52
  Speaker 11: in their surname, couldn't find them where you're flying to,
• 41:55
  Speaker 11: checked up the plane number, couldn't find them, and there itinerary,
• 41:59
  Speaker 11: and I'd see, well, honey, you're actually here a Monday early.
• 42:02
  Speaker 12: You need to come this time.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Next please tell me you so you delivered it like.
• 42:05
  Speaker 11: That, absolutely, It's amazing. Do you know how fun that
• 42:09
  Speaker 11: is to do that?
• 42:10
  Speaker 12: Like here's someone wrong.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Your finger through your heir.
• 42:16
  Speaker 12: You can do that when you wear red lipstick and stockings.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: You know, great text and calls appreciated someone doing that
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: five weeks too early for an operation.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: How do you get