Latest / The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast / Ruthless Aggression Fig Fed Show 2 - FROM THE VAULT
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Welcome everyone to the second Major Wrestling Figure podcast, Fantasy
- 0:13Speaker 1: fig Fed Booking Show. I am your host, smart Mark Sterling,
- 0:18Speaker 1: producer of the Major Wrestling Figure podcast Doctor silver Balls.
- 0:22Speaker 1: And in this corner representing the Raw brand.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Bro It's the Prince of Queens Brian Myers aka former
- 0:35Speaker 2: ww superstar Kurt Hawkins.
- 0:38Speaker 1: And in this corner representing the SmackDown brand.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Always Ready Matt Cardona aka the Michael Jordan of Wrestling
- 0:47Speaker 3: Figure Collecting aka the Thousand Dollars Brosky aka the man
- 0:53Speaker 3: who squashed Brian bro last month Turmoils squashed.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Bad Bloe Man's opinion, I don't know how one man's opinion.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Who you paid to listen to the episode and then
- 1:07Speaker 2: he didn't even listen to your half of you presenting
- 1:10Speaker 2: the show, I don't know how that makes you the winner.
- 1:13Speaker 2: When our fan base was pretty much I'd say seventy
- 1:17Speaker 2: thirty Raw won that one. Wait, seventy thirty seventy thirty drugs.
- 1:24Speaker 2: You're obviously not kidding.
- 1:25Speaker 3: I'm gonna go seventy third on this policy anymore, because
- 1:27Speaker 3: there is no.
- 1:28Speaker 2: Not not in the mid two thousands. No, we're all
- 1:30Speaker 2: gassed up over here on raw baby.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Bro, I squashed you.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Bro.
- 1:34Speaker 3: You're writing a wrestling show. I was writing a television program.
- 1:38Speaker 3: Contextas king, I've set a bunch of matches on the card.
- 1:43Speaker 3: I came with a month's worse of television. Go back
- 1:46Speaker 3: and listen to the draft where Brian cheated. Go back
- 1:49Speaker 3: and listen to the first month and then tonight.
- 1:51Speaker 2: Where Brosky cheated. Not cheat. You booked five super shows.
- 1:55Speaker 2: The objective was the book one pay per view. And
- 1:58Speaker 2: by the way, all of these stuff's made, no, you
- 2:00Speaker 2: might as well have just took a bunch of has
- 2:02Speaker 2: bros put him a ring, shook it up in the
- 2:04Speaker 2: middle of your living room, and that was your freaking
- 2:06Speaker 2: those are your cards? Well this is a much anti
- 2:09Speaker 2: oh by the way, I said cards, because you booked
- 2:11Speaker 2: five super shows out of desperation, because you were shaking
- 2:14Speaker 2: in your boots.
- 2:15Speaker 1: All right, Hold on a second. The craziest thing you've
- 2:18Speaker 1: ever said in the world, Brian, is that seventy thirty
- 2:21Speaker 1: raw one. That is insane. I am seeing all these things.
- 2:26Speaker 1: It is pretty clear judging if we're going to buy
- 2:30Speaker 1: the public opinion, Broski won the second show. But if
- 2:36Speaker 1: we're going by public opinion. If you're going by public opinion,
- 2:40Speaker 1: you destroyed him, absolutely squashed him. Bro in the draft.
- 2:45Speaker 2: But he cheated, he cheated in the draft.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Well, I think that you cheated in the second show.
- 2:50Speaker 3: I did not cheat because anybody's were agreed what we
- 2:56Speaker 3: agreed upon.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Okay, okay, No, I said I was.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Writing show was beforehand to create context because context is king.
- 3:03Speaker 3: So how are we doing this?
- 3:05Speaker 2: Marment?
- 3:05Speaker 3: I'm so amped up. I got all my notes notes.
- 3:08Speaker 2: I'm you know what. I'm glad you're amped up because
- 3:10Speaker 2: I lost the coin toss last time. Let you got
- 3:13Speaker 2: to go first or I went first, and now you
- 3:15Speaker 2: get to go first. Wait? Is that how that's how
- 3:18Speaker 2: it goes? Isn't that fair? That's fair, That's fair.
- 3:24Speaker 1: That's how we're doing it, all right. But so in
- 3:26Speaker 1: my books, guys, it is one one and in the Republic.
- 3:33Speaker 2: I don't know, man. There was a lot of love
- 3:35Speaker 2: for Monday Night Raw in the Patreon Facebook group.
- 3:38Speaker 1: There was some love, some love.
- 3:41Speaker 2: There was a lot of love. There's a lot of
- 3:42Speaker 2: people saying the exactly I was saying, where their head
- 3:45Speaker 2: was spinning listening to Broski just make up that made
- 3:48Speaker 2: no sense whatsoever. A lot of sense.
- 3:50Speaker 3: Context is king Nobody cares about aj Styles or Sapatista
- 3:53Speaker 3: with no context.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Okay, I care, you need cont It was a mystery
- 3:59Speaker 2: man you could have on any other match. That match
- 4:01Speaker 2: had the most context of anything I've presented so first,
- 4:05Speaker 2: and I'm sure, I'm sure the SmackDown fan base we're
- 4:09Speaker 2: just in their pants over Strikerver's Dreamer for no reason.
- 4:13Speaker 3: There was a lot of reason. If you listen, go back,
- 4:15Speaker 3: you listen to the episode.
- 4:16Speaker 2: Now, guys, with it, hit me with it. Hold.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I want to give each one of you, guys just
- 4:21Speaker 1: a couple of minutes to sort of set the stage
- 4:25Speaker 1: on where you are before we set the timer. We
- 4:28Speaker 1: agreed on the podcast that we're going to set a
- 4:30Speaker 1: timer for thirty minutes. I don't think this is going
- 4:32Speaker 1: to matter much for Brian, but I think it's going
- 4:34Speaker 1: to matter for Matt.
- 4:36Speaker 2: I mean, I can get pretty close, but we'll see.
- 4:39Speaker 1: All right, Matt, please it's your turn, so please just
- 4:42Speaker 1: set the stage for a couple of minutes on.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Where I don't even need a couple of minutes. I
- 4:46Speaker 3: just want to say this, guys, go back. You need
- 4:48Speaker 3: to listen to the draft. Okay, yes, to get get
- 4:51Speaker 3: some context, and then you need to listen to Turmoil
- 4:54Speaker 3: last month. Listen to Turmoil, listen to bad Blood, whatever
- 4:59Speaker 3: you want to call it. I mean, his was like
- 5:00Speaker 3: a straight to DVD pay per view. It was a
- 5:03Speaker 3: UK exclusive pay per view, you know, like a one
- 5:05Speaker 3: night old.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Those are actually those are some hidden gems. So that's
- 5:08Speaker 2: an example too. Yeah, uh, Mark, we don't need to
- 5:10Speaker 2: set the tone because I got my TVs here, I
- 5:14Speaker 2: got all kinds of the tone is gonna be set.
- 5:17Speaker 2: I'm sure he's got a saudy Super Showdown match or
- 5:22Speaker 2: something with fifty guys to kick off his first TV.
- 5:26Speaker 2: But we should update people that maybe not have heard
- 5:29Speaker 2: about the supplemental draft that went on in between these
- 5:32Speaker 2: last shows.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Very good point, very good point.
- 5:35Speaker 2: So I don't think we should. I think we should.
- 5:37Speaker 3: We did add some more people to our roster, but
- 5:39Speaker 3: let's let them let's.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Just let's just put it out there. There was a
- 5:41Speaker 2: supplemental draft, yes, and we added a male talent, a
- 5:45Speaker 2: female talent, a tag team, and a mystery man.
- 5:48Speaker 1: We did it on the book, we did it in
- 5:50Speaker 1: the Facebook, and we also mentioned it on the public pod.
- 5:53Speaker 2: It was a live draft in the Facebook Patreon Facebook.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Now I have I have one request to not spoil
- 6:02Speaker 3: the episode. Let's not ask each other. We're so and
- 6:06Speaker 3: so let us tell the story.
- 6:09Speaker 2: No, I know, I know. That's fine.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, are you ready because I'm gonna press playing.
- 6:14Speaker 2: We really need a timer here, guys, I'm timing, yeah,
- 6:16Speaker 2: because you you're gonna bend the rules and.
- 6:19Speaker 1: You have to thirty minutes.
- 6:20Speaker 3: Dude, all right, so I need to know, like I
- 6:22Speaker 3: need to know that you gotta give me some countdowns.
- 6:25Speaker 2: Just tell him that five. I'll tell you for I
- 6:28Speaker 2: need halfway at least.
- 6:29Speaker 1: I'll give you fifteen. I'll give you ten, I'll give
- 6:31Speaker 1: you five.
- 6:31Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, here we go.
- 6:34Speaker 1: Uh five, four, three two one?
- 6:38Speaker 2: All right.
- 6:38Speaker 3: So we are at week one of SmackDown. The video
- 6:43Speaker 3: package of Turmoil has just played. To see all that footage,
- 6:47Speaker 3: go back in the Patreon feed and listen to Turmoil.
- 6:51Speaker 3: The first man out of the gate, Hulk Hogan. Hulk
- 6:56Speaker 3: comes out. He's uh, he's still injured. He's still injured
- 7:00Speaker 3: from the elimination chamber getting screwed, but he calls out
- 7:04Speaker 3: the man that saved him. He calls out the Rock,
- 7:07Speaker 3: the Rock was the mystery man at Turmoil. The Rock
- 7:11Speaker 3: and Hogan they shake. The Rock is excited to lay
- 7:15Speaker 3: us the smack us down here on SmackDown, but all
- 7:19Speaker 3: of a sudden out comes Vince.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Vince is furious. You rode it, you rode it, got it.
- 7:25Speaker 3: They ruined the coronation of John Cena, the champion. Vince
- 7:31Speaker 3: is furious. Vince says this that tonight, Hogan and Rock, Okay,
- 7:39Speaker 3: Hogan and Rock, you will be in tag team action
- 7:43Speaker 3: tonight and you will take on Deuce and Domino. Right now,
- 7:49Speaker 3: Deuce and Domino with Cherry, come.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Out, jackets, ben jackets, come on, man jackets, they come
- 7:57Speaker 2: out and uh they come out out and Hogan and Rock.
- 8:02Speaker 3: You know, it takes some effort because you know they've
- 8:04Speaker 3: never really teamed before and they're a little rusty, but
- 8:07Speaker 3: they defeat Deuce Domino with Cherry.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Vince is pissed.
- 8:11Speaker 3: Vince gets on the mic said no, no, no, no, no. Tonight,
- 8:14Speaker 3: in the main event, you guys will take on the
- 8:18Speaker 3: Dudley's in a table match. So okay, Vince says that stage,
- 8:25Speaker 3: Rock and see that are not done for the night.
- 8:29Speaker 3: Next up, we see Tommy Dreamer taking on Striker a
- 8:33Speaker 3: rematch from Turmoil. Uh, I'm not gonna, you know, tell
- 8:38Speaker 3: you exactly what happened there. But Dreamer gets the win
- 8:42Speaker 3: on Striker, but Striker attacks Dreamer after the match, laying
- 8:46Speaker 3: him out, putting the boots him, gets the candlestick to
- 8:49Speaker 3: nail Dreamer. Over and over out comes Rob van Damn
- 8:53Speaker 3: RBD slides in a chair. He swings at Striker, but
- 8:56Speaker 3: Striker patterns out. He throws the the chair the Dreamer
- 8:59Speaker 3: to But wait a minute, Ben Dominator Dreamer, Ben Daminator
- 9:03Speaker 3: Dreamer RVD, RVD, he's not saving Dreamer, He's joining Matt Striker.
- 9:10Speaker 3: Matt Striker gets in the ring and he raises rvd's
- 9:15Speaker 3: arms and they do the Rod van Damn post together.
- 9:19Speaker 3: It looks like RVD has a new manager in Matt Striker. Uh.
- 9:24Speaker 3: Next up, Jericho comes out. He is just whining and
- 9:28Speaker 3: complaining that he got screwed at the elimination chamber and
- 9:32Speaker 3: he wants to take out his frustration on anybody who
- 9:35Speaker 3: comes out. Next, out comes the bizarre gold Dust in
- 9:39Speaker 3: a rather upset victory. Gold Dust defeats Jericho. Jericho gets
- 9:45Speaker 3: on the mic, it says, that's that's not it. He's
- 9:48Speaker 3: not leaving this building until he beats somebody out comes
- 9:50Speaker 3: Goldust partner Booker T. But Booker T makes quick work
- 9:55Speaker 3: of Jericho. Jericho just cannot believe what's going on. He
- 9:57Speaker 3: wanted to show his stuff tonight but lost twice. Backstage,
- 10:03Speaker 3: we see Vince on the.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Phone with John Cena saying, Sena, you know, take the
- 10:07Speaker 2: night off.
- 10:08Speaker 3: You're the new w champion. Just take the night off.
- 10:10Speaker 3: I'll take care of business tonight. Next up is a
- 10:14Speaker 3: rematch from Turmoil v Brian Kendrick with his bodyguard the
- 10:19Speaker 3: Blueprint Matt Morgan taken on the Hurricane. It's an action
- 10:23Speaker 3: pack match a slice bread from the top one, two three.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Kendrick retains the United States Championship and they're putting the
- 10:32Speaker 3: boost of Hurricane. Afterwards, Kendrick and Morgan putting the bous
- 10:36Speaker 3: of Hurricane and comes Rosie, the newest member to the
- 10:39Speaker 3: SmackDown roster.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Rosie cleans house. He cleans house Big Hug with the
- 10:45Speaker 2: Hurricane question, yes, sh Shi t Rosie or like he's
- 10:51Speaker 2: got the nice.
- 10:52Speaker 3: Costume superhero in trading Rosie Big Hug saving the Hurricane.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Next up is Victoria versus Lida.
- 11:03Speaker 3: If you don't recall, Victoria won a triple threat match
- 11:06Speaker 3: with Lida and Trish last month.
- 11:08Speaker 2: Lida gets the victory.
- 11:09Speaker 3: Outcomes Trish just clapping it up on the stage, clapping
- 11:12Speaker 3: it up. Victoria loses to Lieda out comes Christian in
- 11:18Speaker 3: street clothes that nice that long sleeve dress shirt. At
- 11:21Speaker 3: this series eight, he comes out he had won the
- 11:26Speaker 3: Money in the Bank and he says, you know he
- 11:30Speaker 3: doesn't agree with this, but Vince McMahon has said that
- 11:33Speaker 3: there will be a Battle Royal tonight. You guys love
- 11:35Speaker 3: by Battle Royals.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Come on. This is episode one yes, and the winner
- 11:40Speaker 2: of the Battle Royal tables matter and a Battle Royal
- 11:42Speaker 2: and episode one No.
- 11:44Speaker 3: The winner of the Battle Royal will take on Christian
- 11:47Speaker 3: for the Money in the Bank briefcase at the next
- 11:50Speaker 3: pay per view. And it's all the people who were
- 11:53Speaker 3: involved in the Money in the Bank match except for Christian,
- 11:56Speaker 3: So it's Matt Hardy, Maven, Nicky, Misz and Finley. Looks
- 12:01Speaker 3: like Matt Hardy is gonna make work and give the
- 12:04Speaker 3: twist of fate to the Mizz, but Christian comes in
- 12:06Speaker 3: from behind with the briefcase nails Matt Hardy Miss looks confused,
- 12:10Speaker 3: but he dumps out Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy will is
- 12:14Speaker 3: the last man who is up there, with Christian grabbing
- 12:17Speaker 3: the briefcase. He Christian's afraid.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Of Matt Hardy.
- 12:20Speaker 3: They will not be taking on each other at the
- 12:23Speaker 3: next pay per view. But the next five guys, you know,
- 12:26Speaker 3: it's we got Mavin, Nicki, Miss, and Finley Saw.
- 12:28Speaker 2: There's four guys. They're just you know, who's gonna win
- 12:30Speaker 2: this thing.
- 12:31Speaker 3: All of a sudden, rock Lesner just runs out and
- 12:35Speaker 3: just destroys everybody in the ring belly to belly, sup
- 12:39Speaker 3: Lex to the Miz over the top, F five to
- 12:42Speaker 3: Nicky over the top.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Eliminates Maven.
- 12:45Speaker 3: So technically Finley has won this thing, but he just
- 12:48Speaker 3: destroys Finley sup Blex City Bitch to Finley, Uh, he's.
- 12:52Speaker 2: Got him up for an F five.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Hortswaggle tries to make the save, but Finley gets dropped.
- 12:58Speaker 3: Brock Lesner, Roy's Horsewoker gives the power bomb, doesn't release,
- 13:02Speaker 3: picks him back up another power bomb, another power bomb.
- 13:06Speaker 3: Shiit Candser to the floor and f fives him in
- 13:09Speaker 3: to the post. Finley going to check on Horsewoggle Brack
- 13:13Speaker 3: is just livid he didn't win the Elements Chamber, destroying
- 13:16Speaker 3: everybody who gets his way. Here comes the pain and
- 13:21Speaker 3: now it's time for the main event.
- 13:24Speaker 2: It is first off, come on, all freaking paint. Why
- 13:31Speaker 2: do you ruin apies and get a freaking stack of paper?
- 13:34Speaker 2: It's a dollar, I got a lot of Oh my god,
- 13:40Speaker 2: it's the main event.
- 13:41Speaker 3: It is Hogan and Rock verse the Dudley's in a
- 13:45Speaker 3: tables match. I'm painting the picture for you right now,
- 13:48Speaker 3: uh right now. We have Diva on the floor with Hogan.
- 13:52Speaker 3: They're out cold. The Rock gets the spy Buster on Bubba.
- 13:57Speaker 3: Here it comes to people's lebow. He hits the ropes,
- 13:59Speaker 3: but out of nowhere, Sena comes in. We thought he
- 14:01Speaker 3: wasn't here, nails Rock with the title. Hogan tries to
- 14:05Speaker 3: get in the ring. He nails Hogan with the title.
- 14:08Speaker 3: The Dudley set up the table. Three D through the table,
- 14:12Speaker 3: three D through the table. The Dudley's defeat Hogan and Rock.
- 14:16Speaker 3: Sena and Vince they come in. They're putting the boots,
- 14:19Speaker 3: they're putting the boost them.
- 14:20Speaker 2: All of a sudden, the lights go off. The Pirate
- 14:22Speaker 2: goes off. Caana and Zach Ryder make the save. Kaye
- 14:25Speaker 2: Zach righting the tag team Champions make the safe. They
- 14:28Speaker 2: clear the ring.
- 14:29Speaker 3: It's it's Hogan, Rock, Kita and Ryder clear the ring
- 14:34Speaker 3: and we go off the air for week one.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Let's back down.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Okay, First of all, I want you to know you.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Got the Tiger. You have the Tiger? No, well we can.
- 14:43Speaker 1: All right, you want me to posine? Pause? Yeah, pause
- 14:45Speaker 1: the titles. You're eight minutes in to your thirty months yes, yes.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Wait, we can't do the time limit. You just can't know.
- 14:54Speaker 2: We've already agreed.
- 14:54Speaker 1: With the thing, dude, because otherwise you could just you
- 14:59Speaker 1: could literally could do move for move every match. It's insane, and.
- 15:02Speaker 3: This is real bulls because context is king.
- 15:05Speaker 1: But there's ways to do context without briding this insanity.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Second of all, it's hard.
- 15:10Speaker 2: You can't just present a card that's entertaining, so you
- 15:12Speaker 2: have to you know, grasp are you really going to
- 15:15Speaker 2: that was another Battle Royal Tables. Man, that's when I
- 15:18Speaker 2: was eight minutes.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Yes, okay, that's your first show.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Okay, at four more super show one of five, here
- 15:27Speaker 2: we go, let's go.
- 15:28Speaker 3: It wasn't a super show. That was that was storytelling.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Everyone got jumped. Okay, everyone got jumped.
- 15:34Speaker 2: We get it. Do forty minutes. No, thirty is not enough.
- 15:40Speaker 2: This is a contest. There's rules. This isn't the Brosky
- 15:44Speaker 2: whatever you want.
- 15:44Speaker 1: She literally came up with these rules on the podcast.
- 15:48Speaker 2: I think you are the one who are like pushed
- 15:50Speaker 2: it too.
- 15:51Speaker 1: Okay, here we go back in five.
- 15:54Speaker 2: Second second, one second and guess kid loosely ridiculous. Hold
- 16:01Speaker 2: on here perfect, You're gonna make up some time. Okay,
- 16:09Speaker 2: all right, I'll write it for you. Uh wait, wait,
- 16:12Speaker 2: elimination chamber. There's a chainsaw, there's weapons hanging from the steelcase. Stop,
- 16:20Speaker 2: hold on, I gotta buy this other paper. Dom that
- 16:22Speaker 2: rider makes the saved Domino get Joe jackets Nikki from
- 16:27Speaker 2: the Spirit Squad.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Hornswoggle attacks due Domino in the back, put the boots
- 16:33Speaker 1: to him, runs them over with their car.
- 16:36Speaker 2: He just frantically ran out of his room to find this.
- 16:40Speaker 2: He probably shipped it to a fan and signed it.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Kurt signed it with my autograph because he's an uncreative piece.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Kurt Hawkins tries to get in the building, but a
- 16:49Speaker 1: shot outside the door.
- 16:51Speaker 2: You got it, all right, I'm back all right, So
- 16:53Speaker 2: what's the time? Women?
- 16:54Speaker 1: Now, I kept the time? Wait what the time was
- 17:00Speaker 1: running the whole time?
- 17:01Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Okay. Uh, you have twenty one minutes and fifty three
- 17:05Speaker 1: seconds left, okay, and you.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Won't give me thirty five minutes? No?
- 17:09Speaker 1: Nor rules?
- 17:12Speaker 2: Did you play anything growing up games? Sports?
- 17:14Speaker 1: There's rules five two one?
- 17:17Speaker 2: Go all right? A couple of new things. It's week two.
- 17:20Speaker 3: A SmackDown starts with Vince and Sena in the ring.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Vince presents Sena with the new with the New Spinner Championship.
- 17:28Speaker 3: He also says the next paper he will be called
- 17:30Speaker 3: Corruption and the main event will be Sena versus the
- 17:34Speaker 3: winner of Rock and Hogan. Rock and Hogan will take
- 17:38Speaker 3: place the first match of Corruption. The winner will take
- 17:40Speaker 3: on Sena. Also, he's he's pissed at at a Canaan Ryder.
- 17:45Speaker 3: He makes a gauntlet match for the tag team titles
- 17:47Speaker 3: at Corruption and also puts Canaan writer in handicap matches
- 17:50Speaker 3: tonight and says that tonight the main event will be
- 17:53Speaker 3: the Dudleys and Sena versus Rock and Hogan, uh Dus
- 17:57Speaker 3: and Domino with Cherry defeat Ryder in a handicap match.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Also Trish defeats Victoria. Lina comes out this time and
- 18:04Speaker 3: looks on and collaps in approval as Trish wins. We
- 18:07Speaker 3: have a Striker in RVD promo. Striker is now in
- 18:10Speaker 3: a suit. We have switched to the striker suit figure,
- 18:13Speaker 3: and he reveals that he's gonna take RVD to the top.
- 18:16Speaker 3: Dreamer comes out to the stage and challenges them to
- 18:20Speaker 3: a match at Corruption and they accept, but only a
- 18:23Speaker 3: Dreamer puts his career on a line because Dreamer wanted
- 18:26Speaker 3: a extreme rules match. Next up is Christian backstage talking events.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Fit comes up with the Money He wants that money
- 18:34Speaker 3: in the Bank briefcase so bad, but he gives up
- 18:36Speaker 3: his spot because he wants Brock instead at Corruption for
- 18:40Speaker 3: what he did to his little buddy Hornswoggle. So there's
- 18:45Speaker 3: gonna be a new number of contender ship match right now.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Another Battle World, just like last week, But up comes Jericho.
- 18:51Speaker 3: Jericho says, hey, I need to I need to prove myself.
- 18:53Speaker 3: I want in this this match, and Christian is barred
- 18:57Speaker 3: from ringside. Next up is the Money in the Bank
- 19:00Speaker 3: Battle Royal match with Maven Matt Hardy, the miz Nikki
- 19:04Speaker 3: and Jericho. The last man out is Jericho. Matt Hardy
- 19:08Speaker 3: is going Matt Hardy is going to Corruption, but all
- 19:11Speaker 3: of a sudden, from behind, here comes Christian with the
- 19:13Speaker 3: briefcase lays out Matt Hardy. Next up is a promo
- 19:19Speaker 3: with Brian Kendrick with Matt Morgan, which leads to a
- 19:22Speaker 3: match with Matt Morgan versus Rosie. If Rosie can defeat
- 19:25Speaker 3: Matt Morgan, Hurricane will get.
- 19:27Speaker 2: A title shot at Corruption.
- 19:28Speaker 3: And of course Rosie gets the big win help from
- 19:31Speaker 3: the Hurricane. It's gonna be Hurricane versus Kendrick at Corruption.
- 19:36Speaker 3: And in the main event, the Dudleys and John Cena
- 19:39Speaker 3: take on Rock and Hogan and it goes back and forth,
- 19:44Speaker 3: but the winners of this match are the Dudleys and
- 19:48Speaker 3: John Cena. To end Week two of SmackDown.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Okay, now you're making up time.
- 19:53Speaker 3: Oh there's no context here. It's just reading off paper.
- 19:57Speaker 2: I mean, right, rules, he's doing it and he was
- 19:59Speaker 2: wasting time.
- 20:00Speaker 3: I like telling the finishes and stuff. All right, you're
- 20:06Speaker 3: gonna save it for the actual thing. We came here
- 20:09Speaker 3: to book.
- 20:09Speaker 1: The paper writ nineteen minutes left. Yes, he got plenty
- 20:14Speaker 1: of time.
- 20:15Speaker 2: All right, so tell me we went to go go
- 20:18Speaker 2: all right?
- 20:18Speaker 3: Week three, Vince and Sena come out there so happy
- 20:23Speaker 3: about what happened last week. I mean they laid out
- 20:25Speaker 3: Caine and Ryder. They lost their matches. Did I say
- 20:28Speaker 3: that Caine lost the match last week? I think I
- 20:32Speaker 3: was going so fast I din't even see that the
- 20:34Speaker 3: Cane lost last week.
- 20:36Speaker 2: It to bucketeeking Goldust in a handicap match. Okay.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Then he says that he's given the Dudleys the night off,
- 20:42Speaker 3: He's given Sena the night off, but he makes a
- 20:47Speaker 3: main event match for tonight for the tag team titles.
- 20:50Speaker 3: Hogan Rock, We'll take on Caine and Ryder. Next up
- 20:55Speaker 3: as a six man tag team match, it's Kendrick, Matt
- 20:57Speaker 3: Morgan and Christian. They take on Matt Hardy the Hurricane
- 21:01Speaker 3: and Rosie. Matt Hardy defeats Christian to get the win
- 21:04Speaker 3: for the team. Tommy Dreamer has a nice heartfelt Extreme promo, saying, like, hey,
- 21:10Speaker 3: extreme rules career match, I need to get ready for it.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Open challenge out comes Brock Lesner. Oh my god, Brock
- 21:17Speaker 3: is destroying Dreamer, but Dreamer keeps kicking out, kicking out,
- 21:20Speaker 3: kicking out. Finally, Dreamer has is up in the f
- 21:23Speaker 3: five Fit interferes.
- 21:24Speaker 2: With the challely to the groin, then to the head.
- 21:27Speaker 3: Dreamer rolls up Brock one two three Brock can Fit
- 21:30Speaker 3: continue to fight to the back Dreamer. Uh, he's still
- 21:34Speaker 3: like he's still disoriented. Incomes RBDA Striker, just putting the
- 21:37Speaker 3: boots to Dreamer. Any of the five star frog splash,
- 21:40Speaker 3: leaving Tommy Dreamer laying uh. In a nice generic tag
- 21:44Speaker 3: team match, Booker, Tea and Golddust defeat Duce and Domino
- 21:47Speaker 3: with Cherry, and then it is Trish versus Leda. They
- 21:50Speaker 3: have both beaten Victoria the previous weeks uh one on one,
- 21:53Speaker 3: but Victoria gets involved and lays them both out with
- 21:56Speaker 3: the steel chair. She is crazy, She's a crazy bitch.
- 21:59Speaker 2: Uh uh.
- 22:00Speaker 3: Next up is Chris Jericho cutting a promo saying he
- 22:03Speaker 3: he just needs to find his group.
- 22:05Speaker 2: He needs a win.
- 22:06Speaker 3: He challenges anybody and he ends up losing to Maven.
- 22:09Speaker 3: Maven gets the upset win over Chris Jericho, and now
- 22:12Speaker 3: it's the main event Hogan Verse Hogan and Rock versus
- 22:16Speaker 3: Kane and Ryder for the tag team titles. Rider goes
- 22:21Speaker 3: for the rough Rider, but he gets adjusted in midair,
- 22:24Speaker 3: he nails Kane with the rough Rider. He turns around
- 22:27Speaker 3: rock Bottom into the big leg one two three, we
- 22:30Speaker 3: have new tag team Champions, Hulk, Cogan and the Rock.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Defeat canean Rider.
- 22:35Speaker 3: You see Vince and seeing the backstage just smashing up
- 22:38Speaker 3: all the locker rooms, up the TV's. They are pissed
- 22:40Speaker 3: and we go off the air with new tag team champions.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Where are we at.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Youah, plenty of time? Sixteen minutes?
- 22:48Speaker 2: All right? Tell me went to go hold on. I
- 22:51Speaker 2: don't like it this, I don't like it with this
- 22:53Speaker 2: way at the time.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Let me just say I got a question.
- 22:55Speaker 2: I paused pause, Yeah, doing the time every time?
- 23:00Speaker 1: Why is why is vincik Man mad so mad at
- 23:05Speaker 1: Zach Ryder.
- 23:06Speaker 2: And Kane Because I was saying it so fast earlier
- 23:09Speaker 2: that you need to hear it.
- 23:10Speaker 1: No, I've heard it, but I just don't get why
- 23:13Speaker 1: he's so because.
- 23:14Speaker 3: In week one, Kane and Ryder made the big run
- 23:17Speaker 3: in and Uh and helped Hogan and Rock they were
- 23:21Speaker 3: getting beat down by the Dudley Cena and Vince.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Kane Ryder made the run.
- 23:25Speaker 3: I mean, if I was able to tell a real
- 23:27Speaker 3: story here, you would know that I'm.
- 23:29Speaker 2: Wondering why every heel loses and then immediately gets up
- 23:32Speaker 2: and jumps the baby's name. One match where that's happened,
- 23:37Speaker 2: I feel like it's seven times.
- 23:40Speaker 3: Okay, sure, all right, I'm ready for Week four?
- 23:43Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 23:46Speaker 2: All right?
- 23:46Speaker 3: Out comes the Rock, out comes Hogan. They they are
- 23:50Speaker 3: now the new tag team champions. Out comes Vince. Vince says,
- 23:54Speaker 3: you know what, congrats, you guys are the tag team Champions. Well,
- 23:56Speaker 3: guess what, there's already a tag team Gauntlet match the
- 24:00Speaker 3: next pay per view, and you guys are gonna be
- 24:03Speaker 3: in it. That means that they have to wrestle each other.
- 24:05Speaker 3: They will be in the tag Team Gala match, and
- 24:06Speaker 3: then the winner of Hogan and Rock will go into Sina,
- 24:11Speaker 3: So there's a chance that one of them beats each other,
- 24:13Speaker 3: and then if a team up later in the night,
- 24:14Speaker 3: it's gonna be crazy.
- 24:16Speaker 2: And then they.
- 24:18Speaker 3: Will also have to defend their tag team titles tonight
- 24:22Speaker 3: against John Cena and a mystery partner. But before it
- 24:27Speaker 3: becomes a mystery, Jericho comes out says, listen, I've been
- 24:30Speaker 3: on this losing streak. I've lose lost all my matches.
- 24:33Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be here. SmackDown's my show. Let me
- 24:35Speaker 3: be your partner, Sina. Sina agrees, so tonight the main
- 24:38Speaker 3: event will be Rocking Hogan defend the tag team titles
- 24:41Speaker 3: against Jericho and John Cena. First match of the night,
- 24:45Speaker 3: Caine Rider Booker Team Goldust defeat Deus and Domino with
- 24:48Speaker 3: Cherry and the Dudleys in an eight man tagg Canaan
- 24:52Speaker 3: Rider debuted their new finish where Caine picks up Domino
- 24:56Speaker 3: for a choke slam holds him up there. Zach Ryder
- 24:58Speaker 3: with a rough rider off the second rope.
- 25:00Speaker 2: A maneuver.
- 25:01Speaker 1: That's a tough maneuver.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Possible. Yeah, no, it's possible.
- 25:05Speaker 3: Kate has more for the jokes that riders on the
- 25:07Speaker 3: second rope.
- 25:10Speaker 2: You would hit you would hit Kane in the back
- 25:11Speaker 2: of the head.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to jump over his head.
- 25:14Speaker 3: It's easy if you're on the second rope.
- 25:16Speaker 1: Okay, it's easy.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Uh. Christian cuts a promo which leads to Christian versus Maven.
- 25:24Speaker 3: Christian UH defeats Maven using the twist of Fate, mocking
- 25:29Speaker 3: Matt Hardy.
- 25:30Speaker 2: UH.
- 25:30Speaker 3: Next up is Kendrick with Matt Morgan.
- 25:33Speaker 2: UH.
- 25:33Speaker 3: He defeats Rosie with the Hurricane Kendricks on a roll
- 25:37Speaker 3: going onto the next pay per view backstage, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. First,
- 25:44Speaker 3: it's Brock, Lesner, Uh and RVD with Striker taking on
- 25:48Speaker 3: Fit and Dreamer in a tag team match. During the
- 25:51Speaker 3: middle of the match, Brock and Fitches fight all the
- 25:53Speaker 3: way to the back, leaving a Dreamer in there alone
- 25:56Speaker 3: with RVD. RVD gets to win over Dreamer wish Striker interferites. Backstage,
- 26:03Speaker 3: Vince is watching allus goes down. He makes Fits and
- 26:06Speaker 3: Brock a bel ask brawl at the pay per view,
- 26:09Speaker 3: and then he.
- 26:10Speaker 2: Also says to Trish, Victoria and Leda, there's been too.
- 26:14Speaker 3: Much going on between these three. They will settle the
- 26:16Speaker 3: score at Corruption, but this time an elimination triple to
- 26:20Speaker 3: that match. Next up, Matt Hardy gets a nice clean
- 26:24Speaker 3: win over the Miz to prove his dominance. Shows dominance
- 26:27Speaker 3: leading up to Corruption. Next, Christian's music hits. Christian comes
- 26:32Speaker 3: from the back, tries to hit him with the briefcase,
- 26:34Speaker 3: but no, Matt has some twist of fate stands tall,
- 26:38Speaker 3: and then in the main event of the evening, it's
- 26:40Speaker 3: the Rock and Hogan against Jericho and Sena.
- 26:42Speaker 2: The match ends with a big double clothes line.
- 26:44Speaker 3: Hogan goes out, I'm sorry, Sena goes out, Vince Pulsina.
- 26:48Speaker 2: They leave. Jericho can't believe it. He didn't know what's
- 26:50Speaker 2: going on.
- 26:51Speaker 3: He turns around into a big boot, into a rock bottom,
- 26:53Speaker 3: into a people's elbow, into a big leg. The show
- 26:56Speaker 3: ends with a victory with the Tank Keep Champions rock
- 26:59Speaker 3: at Hulk, who we'll.
- 27:01Speaker 2: Go on to wrestle John Cita next week. Corruption. Okay,
- 27:08Speaker 2: stop it all right? I hate reading so fast.
- 27:12Speaker 1: You got thirteen minutes. You didn't necessarily need to read
- 27:16Speaker 1: so fast.
- 27:17Speaker 2: You didn't have to do that. You're doing that to yourself. Yeah,
- 27:20Speaker 2: let's just make that click.
- 27:21Speaker 3: Well, I need to save the time for the pay
- 27:22Speaker 3: per view. Okay, any questions before I start the pay
- 27:27Speaker 3: per view.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Jericho is a heel.
- 27:30Speaker 3: Jericho is like a whiny heel. He just can't get
- 27:34Speaker 3: it done. You know, like he tried getting the money
- 27:36Speaker 3: in the bank. He tried you'll get the tagting titles
- 27:39Speaker 3: with you know, he even lost to Maven. He's lost everybody.
- 27:43Speaker 3: He just can't get a win here.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Okay, anything else you need.
- 27:47Speaker 1: To know now? And we're leading into the pay per
- 27:48Speaker 1: view right now.
- 27:49Speaker 2: This is it.
- 27:50Speaker 3: We're about to get into corruption. Any questions before we
- 27:53Speaker 3: get into corruptions.
- 27:55Speaker 1: So you have told us the entire card or you're
- 27:57Speaker 1: just gonna you're gonna throw something shot.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Can I read the card before we start the clock, Brian?
- 28:08Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, like your advertised matchups. If I was
- 28:12Speaker 2: a viewer to purchase this, yeah, sure, okay.
- 28:16Speaker 3: You will see Rock versu Hulk Hogan. The winner of
- 28:20Speaker 3: that match will take on John Cena for the w Championship.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Later in the night, you will see a tag team
- 28:29Speaker 3: title gauntlet match.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Rocken Hogan are the tag team champions.
- 28:33Speaker 3: You will also see a Belfast brawl between Rock and
- 28:37Speaker 3: Fit Finley. You will see an extreme rules slash career match.
- 28:42Speaker 3: If Dreamer loses, he loses his career Tommy Dreamer versus
- 28:46Speaker 3: Rod band Dam with Matt Striker. You will see a
- 28:50Speaker 3: triple threat elimination style match Tris Stratis versus Leda versus Victoria.
- 28:56Speaker 3: You will see a singles match for the Money in
- 28:58Speaker 3: the Bank briefcase Chris versus Matt Hardy, and you will
- 29:02Speaker 3: see Hurricane with Rosie taking on the Brian Kendrick, who
- 29:07Speaker 3: is the current United States Champion with Matt Morgan, and
- 29:10Speaker 3: then the main event will be John Cena defending his
- 29:13Speaker 3: w W championship against the winner of the Rock Versushulk Hogan.
- 29:18Speaker 1: So the Rock or Hogan, one of them is gonna
- 29:23Speaker 1: have to wrestle three times, right, it's corruption. So they
- 29:27Speaker 1: have the singles match, plus they have to defend the
- 29:30Speaker 1: titles in a gauntlet.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Right plot, So that's more than three times. How old
- 29:39Speaker 2: was Hulk Coogan in two thousand and five? That's corruption
- 29:42Speaker 2: right there.
- 29:44Speaker 1: And and I'm sorry that I missed this.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Yes, speaking too fast.
- 29:49Speaker 1: They beat Hawkins, they sorry, They beat Ryder and.
- 29:53Speaker 2: Kane, they beat writer in Kane.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Yes, and it was just like a regular match.
- 29:58Speaker 2: It was the main event. Yes, yes, they won. All right,
- 30:04Speaker 2: what's the time again?
- 30:05Speaker 1: You have thirteen minutes seventeen seconds to.
- 30:09Speaker 2: This is a fifty one year old hold Cogan by
- 30:11Speaker 2: the way, that you're putting into this dangerous situation? Okay,
- 30:16Speaker 2: are you ready?
- 30:17Speaker 1: Five to four three two one?
- 30:20Speaker 2: All right?
- 30:20Speaker 3: The free for all for corruption. It's a pre show match.
- 30:24Speaker 3: Maven defeats Nicki in a nice competitive match to get
- 30:27Speaker 3: the people on their feet. Uh, folks, you still have
- 30:30Speaker 3: time to go to the pay per view Corruption. Why
- 30:37Speaker 3: is that funny?
- 30:38Speaker 1: It's good, It's good, all right?
- 30:42Speaker 3: Oh yeah, somewhere along by LINCD Park, it's a theb
- 30:46Speaker 3: Welcome everyone.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Two corruption al right.
- 30:53Speaker 3: The first match is Rock versus Hull Cogan. They are
- 30:58Speaker 3: the Tag Team Champions competitive match. We see the hul cup,
- 31:02Speaker 3: we see everything. Hogan misses the leg turns into a.
- 31:07Speaker 2: Rock Bottom one two kickout.
- 31:10Speaker 3: Oh no.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Rock doesn't know what to do.
- 31:12Speaker 3: He doesn't want to put down his friend, but he
- 31:14Speaker 3: hits him with another rock Bottom one two kickout? What
- 31:18Speaker 3: is he gonna do? A third rock Bottom? But this
- 31:22Speaker 3: time he doesn't go for the cover. He stands over him.
- 31:25Speaker 3: He takes off that elbow pad, the people's elbow one
- 31:29Speaker 3: two three, Oh my god. The Rock is going on
- 31:33Speaker 3: to take on John Cena ten nights for the championship.
- 31:38Speaker 3: Oh oh no, Here comes Vince McMahon.
- 31:40Speaker 2: Here comes Vince McMahon, and he says.
- 31:43Speaker 3: You guys, you guys will have that tag team Gauntlet
- 31:47Speaker 3: match right now.
- 31:49Speaker 2: But before the match can.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Start, Before the match can start, they are attacked by
- 31:54Speaker 3: two mass men. They are attacked. Rock goes to the floor.
- 31:58Speaker 3: They are just laying out Hulk Hogan with steel chairs.
- 32:03Speaker 3: They take the steps. They now hold him at the
- 32:05Speaker 3: top of the steps, and they nail him. They slam
- 32:08Speaker 3: him down a double team maneuver on top of the
- 32:11Speaker 3: bottom portion of the steps.
- 32:13Speaker 2: They're gonna squash him with the steps. The Rock comes
- 32:15Speaker 2: to make the same. They nail the Rock. Oh my god,
- 32:17Speaker 2: they squashed Hank Hogan with the steps. What is going
- 32:22Speaker 2: on the masks?
- 32:22Speaker 3: When they leave, they jump over the barricade. They leave Vince,
- 32:25Speaker 3: he's waving out. He's waving out Deus and Domino. The
- 32:29Speaker 3: Garland match will start now. Deus and Domino. They slide in.
- 32:33Speaker 3: They cover Hogan. One, two three, Hogan and Rock are eliminated.
- 32:38Speaker 3: Hogan and Rock are no longer the tag team champions.
- 32:42Speaker 3: The Mags come down. Hogan is put on a stretcher.
- 32:46Speaker 3: He's coughing up blood. The Rock is escorting them to
- 32:49Speaker 3: the back. He doesn't care about the tag team paddles
- 32:52Speaker 3: right now. But that means the tag team champions have
- 32:55Speaker 3: been pinned. We are automatically going to have new tag
- 32:58Speaker 3: team champions. Who is next in this Garland match?
- 33:02Speaker 1: Uh? Are we gonna find out who the mass men are?
- 33:05Speaker 2: Yes?
- 33:05Speaker 3: Okay, back in Tane and Ryder are next. They make
- 33:11Speaker 3: short work of Duce and Domino with their new tag
- 33:13Speaker 3: team finisher, the choke Slam rough.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Rider one two three, Deuce Deuces.
- 33:18Speaker 3: And Domino are eliminated outcome Booker t and Goldust hot
- 33:23Speaker 3: hard fought match, but after a tombstone one two three,
- 33:26Speaker 3: Kane and Zach Ryder are still in this thing.
- 33:30Speaker 2: And now here come the Dudley Boys. But after our
- 33:33Speaker 2: back and fourth.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Match, probably ten to fifteen minutes of action with the
- 33:37Speaker 3: choke Slam rough Rider Combo one two three day defeat
- 33:42Speaker 3: the Dudley Boys.
- 33:43Speaker 2: They do it. They meet the Dudley Boys.
- 33:45Speaker 3: Wait a minute, how come they're not getting presented to
- 33:47Speaker 3: the tag team champions?
- 33:49Speaker 2: How come?
- 33:56Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's Chris Jonago the Big Show, Not
- 34:01Speaker 3: the Big Show? Where's the Big Show? Fen allmunths? Oh
- 34:05Speaker 3: my god, Chris jercost a partner. They defeat. They defeat
- 34:11Speaker 3: Kane and Ryder. They're fresh. They defeat the Wiki Kana
- 34:14Speaker 3: right away. Have new tag team Champions Chris Jerco and.
- 34:18Speaker 1: The Big Show which mean Jerishump Jerry Show if.
- 34:22Speaker 3: You want to call that, they are the new tag
- 34:25Speaker 3: team Champions. Let's play that music one more time. People
- 34:32Speaker 3: are throwing garbage in the rings. Jericho had a big
- 34:36Speaker 3: show the new tag team champions.
- 34:39Speaker 2: All right, next up is the bell. How are y'all
- 34:44Speaker 2: telling you? I want everyone to know that out of respect,
- 34:46Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything, but I'm just shaking my head. Yes,
- 34:49Speaker 2: all right?
- 34:50Speaker 3: Up next is the bell fast Brawl, anything goes. Notice qualifications.
- 34:55Speaker 3: These guys they're fighting. Punches on the face, souplex City.
- 34:59Speaker 3: It's just a devastating match. Fit is down, Brock is
- 35:03Speaker 3: climbing to the top rope. Where is he going? Brac
- 35:05Speaker 3: doesn't really go to the top rope. Oh my god.
- 35:08Speaker 3: Swartswaggle from under the ring. He pushes Brack. Brack crotches
- 35:13Speaker 3: himself on the top rope. Fit comes and scoops him
- 35:15Speaker 3: up the Celta cross one to kick out by Brock.
- 35:20Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Uh.
- 35:21Speaker 3: Swaggle and Fit big hug in the ring between Hornswaggle
- 35:26Speaker 3: and Fit, fits tailing Hornswaggle to go to the top
- 35:29Speaker 3: for the tadpole splash. He's helping Fit out, He's helping
- 35:32Speaker 3: Swaggle up. Swaggle is still a little injured, maybe a
- 35:34Speaker 3: little overweight too, but he doesn't realize that Brock is
- 35:37Speaker 3: getting up from behind Soup Black City to fit. Swaggle
- 35:41Speaker 3: doesn't know what to do. He jumps, literally goes for
- 35:43Speaker 3: a cross body. Brack catches him.
- 35:46Speaker 2: He puts him on his shoulder.
- 35:47Speaker 3: F five here, It is F five to Finley as well.
- 35:51Speaker 3: Another F five on too Swaggle. He goes to the top.
- 35:56Speaker 3: He goes to the top. Finley doesn't know what to do.
- 35:58Speaker 3: He's trying to protect his Swaggle. He's trying to protect him.
- 36:02Speaker 3: But Brock, who never goes to the top. It's the
- 36:04Speaker 3: Shooting Star Press on top of Findley ed Hartswaggle gets
- 36:09Speaker 3: the cover one two three as is protecting his son.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Brock.
- 36:14Speaker 3: Lesner gets the win with the shooting Star Press. All right,
- 36:20Speaker 3: are you guys ready any questions? Are we pausing? And
- 36:24Speaker 3: we keep going?
- 36:26Speaker 2: All right, it is now time for RBD versus Tommy Dreamer.
- 36:37Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's mcfoley. It's the surprise mcfoley. Mc
- 36:44Speaker 3: foley is coming to the ring. What's mcfoley doing in
- 36:47Speaker 3: the m zach zone. No, McK foley, it comes to
- 36:51Speaker 3: the ring. He's got a little uh, he got a bag.
- 36:53Speaker 3: It kind of resembles the classic Superstars Jake the snake bag,
- 36:56Speaker 3: but I don't think Damien's inside. And uh, he's explaining
- 37:01Speaker 3: that that the president of this Matt Cardona says that
- 37:04Speaker 3: Vince is being out of control. This this this, this
- 37:08Speaker 3: corruption is getting out of hand, and that he's awarding
- 37:12Speaker 3: uh McK foley to be the commissioner.
- 37:15Speaker 2: That's right. Mckfoley is the commissioner.
- 37:18Speaker 3: Now of the w w E SmackDown brand, and McK
- 37:23Speaker 3: foley says it tonight that this extreme uh match is
- 37:27Speaker 3: right up his wheelhouse and he wants to make an act.
- 37:31Speaker 3: His first act as commissioner is that he reaches into
- 37:36Speaker 3: the bank that this match is for the e c
- 37:40Speaker 3: W Championship. That's right, this match is for the e
- 37:44Speaker 3: c W Championship. He shows the lights go on the
- 37:48Speaker 3: ew entrance way.
- 37:50Speaker 2: He's on the sage pause, paused, red flag, complete, red flag. No,
- 37:58Speaker 2: we had drafts over titles and stuff. You can't just
- 38:01Speaker 2: have a title. The ECW title is is not sanctioned
- 38:05Speaker 2: by the w w E.
- 38:09Speaker 3: It's not sanctioned. You will see that in future.
- 38:13Speaker 2: Storylines, all right, if you're not lying, you will see
- 38:17Speaker 2: that future storylines. So uh.
- 38:21Speaker 3: Back in he so now there's an e CW entrance
- 38:23Speaker 3: way and out comes Tommy Dreamer from the ECW edge.
- 38:27Speaker 3: But you can tell he's smiling, he's got goosebumps. He's
- 38:29Speaker 3: doing it for e c W.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Uh.
- 38:32Speaker 3: That is RVD coming out with his manager, Matt Striker.
- 38:37Speaker 3: RVD gets pile Drive onto a chair, does the big
- 38:40Speaker 3: rv D bounce one to the referee. Is pulled out
- 38:45Speaker 3: by Matt Striker, but Foley says, uh, not today. He
- 38:48Speaker 3: fights Matt Striker all the way to the back, pulls
- 38:51Speaker 3: on mister Soako the mandible claw.
- 38:53Speaker 2: They are gone.
- 38:55Speaker 3: Uh. Later on in the match, we have all these
- 38:57Speaker 3: weapons in the ring. We have a table, we have
- 39:00Speaker 3: a chair, and RVD takes out the bobbed wire board.
- 39:06Speaker 3: He slams Dreamer on it, rolling thunder one two kick out.
- 39:11Speaker 3: What else can he do? So he sets up a ladder.
- 39:13Speaker 3: He goes to the top of the five star frog splash,
- 39:16Speaker 3: but Dreamer moves. He splashes the bob wire. He picks
- 39:19Speaker 3: him up for a DVD. DVD through the table.
- 39:23Speaker 2: One, two three.
- 39:25Speaker 3: Tommy Dreamer is the first ever ECW champion.
- 39:30Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Wait a minute, Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon gets on
- 39:34Speaker 2: the big screen.
- 39:35Speaker 3: He says, this is corruption, this is his pay per
- 39:38Speaker 3: view and he had nothing to do with this. But
- 39:41Speaker 3: if there's gonna be an ECW title, Dreamer has to
- 39:43Speaker 3: defend it right now, and McK foley is not gonna
- 39:46Speaker 3: be able to help him.
- 39:47Speaker 2: The camera pans down.
- 39:49Speaker 3: Mick Foley is laid out, and who's standing behind Vince
- 39:52Speaker 3: the two masked men. So the next person who comes
- 39:57Speaker 3: out will get to challenge Tommy Dreamer. And it is
- 40:01Speaker 3: who's it gonna be. It's the Mess, the Mess. The
- 40:09Speaker 3: miss comes out. The Mess is taking on Tommy Dreamer.
- 40:13Speaker 3: It's back and forth, back and forth. Dreamer is really kicking.
- 40:16Speaker 3: The Miss is ass The Miss is not extreme. Dreamer
- 40:19Speaker 3: takes out the thumbtacks. He takes another thumb as he
- 40:22Speaker 3: picks up for a DVD. He's taking too much time,
- 40:25Speaker 3: posing a chance at e c W. Maurice hops over
- 40:29Speaker 3: the guardrail, slides into the ring. Low blow to Dreamer.
- 40:33Speaker 3: Here it is the skull crushing finale.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Onto the thumb tacks. One, two, three, wee a new
- 40:39Speaker 2: ac W champion.
- 40:41Speaker 1: The Mess you have three minutes? What three minutes you
- 40:45Speaker 1: give me?
- 40:46Speaker 2: Find the countdown?
- 40:47Speaker 1: I did when when we didn't tell me that I did.
- 40:53Speaker 2: No, you didn't. I don't think he did either, But
- 40:55Speaker 2: you didn't tell me.
- 40:57Speaker 1: That's both you'll hear it back and the like said it.
- 41:00Speaker 3: But I need to be aware of this, all right,
- 41:02Speaker 3: let's go all right, so I guess i'll real quickly.
- 41:06Speaker 3: Victoria's eliminated. Trish defeats Leda. Can't really tell the story
- 41:10Speaker 3: on that. Next up, Christian defeats Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy
- 41:14Speaker 3: goes the twist debate. Christian pushed them into the referee,
- 41:17Speaker 3: but Matt stops himself to save the referee. Christian pokes
- 41:19Speaker 3: him in the eye one prettier one two three.
- 41:22Speaker 2: He wins.
- 41:23Speaker 3: Next up is Hurricane birst Kendrick for the US title.
- 41:26Speaker 3: Hurricane has up Kendrick for the choke slam imposition. Matt
- 41:30Speaker 3: Morgan gets onto the apron. Here he releases Kendrick the
- 41:35Speaker 3: sugar smack superkick. Matt Morgan drops off the barricade, drops
- 41:39Speaker 3: off the apron. Here comes Rosie with a spear through
- 41:41Speaker 3: the barricade, and then here comes the choke slam to Kendrick,
- 41:46Speaker 3: but he doesn't cover him yet. The burner breaker one
- 41:49Speaker 3: two three New US Champion, Rosie helped him. Rosie gets
- 41:53Speaker 3: in big hug. He celebrates, we have a new US champ,
- 41:56Speaker 3: the Hurricane.
- 41:58Speaker 2: How much shime we all left?
- 41:59Speaker 1: Posit it two minutes?
- 42:02Speaker 2: I got screwed on that countdown, no comment, let's go.
- 42:08Speaker 2: I got I'm getting screwed.
- 42:10Speaker 3: Here come, I'm getting screwed all right. Next up, it's
- 42:15Speaker 3: the Rock versus Sena in the main event for I
- 42:18Speaker 3: need a one minute count time as well for the championship.
- 42:21Speaker 3: A big double clothes line. Who's gonna get up? Vince
- 42:24Speaker 3: slides in the Championship. Sena hits the Rock with the title.
- 42:27Speaker 3: The ref goes to ring the bell. Vince says no.
- 42:29Speaker 3: He says, now, I know that's why I said dash.
- 42:33Speaker 3: All of a sudden, Rock hits Sena with this Bybuster
- 42:36Speaker 3: goes for the people's elbow, but Vince pulls him out
- 42:39Speaker 3: of the ring. Rocks is f this goes and attacks
- 42:41Speaker 3: them both. He's got Vince. He's hitting Vince all the
- 42:45Speaker 3: way through the announced table. He puts them on. It
- 42:48Speaker 3: looks like he's gonna rock bottom of him through the
- 42:50Speaker 3: announced table, but no, here come the mass met again.
- 42:53Speaker 3: The mass met with steel chairs. They lay out the rock.
- 42:57Speaker 3: They give him the big double team maneuver the table.
- 43:00Speaker 3: They slide him in. Vince is waking up.
- 43:02Speaker 2: Cina.
- 43:03Speaker 3: Cena comes in Big Fu one two three, Cina wins,
- 43:09Speaker 3: Cina wins.
- 43:09Speaker 2: They're posing now with the championship.
- 43:12Speaker 3: It's Vince, it's Sena and the mass Men, and Vince
- 43:16Speaker 3: stand behind the mass Men. He takes off their masks
- 43:20Speaker 3: and it is Jesse and Jake the Gemini. That's that's right.
- 43:27Speaker 2: We have an here, we have a new stable here.
- 43:31Speaker 3: It is it is the corporate chain gag. Vince McMahon,
- 43:37Speaker 3: Jesse and Jake the Gemini and John Cina.
- 43:41Speaker 2: This is unbelievable. What's gonna happen next week?
- 43:44Speaker 3: That's knockdown, not Chaine gags, the corporate chain gag.
- 43:49Speaker 2: This is corruption.
- 43:53Speaker 1: Fifteen seconds left.
- 43:55Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is this is Russ bullsh That's right, Rusky.
- 44:01Speaker 2: It's it's one show. It's your choice to spend twenty
- 44:04Speaker 2: minutes on the TVs. That's that's you. I think there's
- 44:08Speaker 2: a couple kaboogie things. You're any questions a million, but
- 44:12Speaker 2: I'm gonna I mean, and it's a waste of time,
- 44:15Speaker 2: no questions, guys. If the Gemini aren't stars. Well, I
- 44:18Speaker 2: have them masked like for a pop. There's no pop.
- 44:21Speaker 3: The pop is, uh, they're true mystery man. You don't
- 44:24Speaker 3: want them to know who it is. So they're wearing
- 44:26Speaker 3: they're wearing masks, and they're wearing the Big Show class
- 44:29Speaker 3: superstars black pants. You don't even see that as the
- 44:33Speaker 3: Gemini logo on the back, and the Gemini are stars
- 44:37Speaker 3: here on SmackDown.
- 44:38Speaker 2: There are the bodyguards for Sina, Well, they're the heaters.
- 44:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but Tita, if they unmasked, do you
- 44:45Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. Mark, Yeah, one hundred percent. There's
- 44:47Speaker 1: no pop. So it's like if.
- 44:49Speaker 3: Mark was on Raw Monday and did Angleways masks, then
- 44:52Speaker 3: he unfailed himself to general public.
- 44:54Speaker 2: It's not gonna know who he is.
- 44:56Speaker 3: I don't know that the pop is that they're two
- 44:59Speaker 3: jack twins. What you guys kind of rushed me. One unmasked.
- 45:02Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, who is that man? The
- 45:04Speaker 3: other mantain mass, Oh my god, they're twins. You're just
- 45:08Speaker 3: making I didn't get to I didn't tell my story
- 45:11Speaker 3: that all my notes here, But that's way better. I'm
- 45:14Speaker 3: just thinking I'll say this I'll say this, I liked
- 45:17Speaker 3: this presentation a lot better than last month. Was a mess,
- 45:22Speaker 3: the Gemini, the two mass twins one after another, the
- 45:27Speaker 3: corporate chain gang taking over. I rushed through some other things,
- 45:31Speaker 3: but a big feel good moment with the Hurricane. Uh miss,
- 45:36Speaker 3: that's some of the bitch the ECW Champion. Is that
- 45:38Speaker 3: title even a real title? We'll find out next week
- 45:42Speaker 3: on SmackDown.
- 45:44Speaker 2: I'm just other questions.
- 45:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm imagining like the post wrestling, like John Pollock
- 45:49Speaker 1: and Waiting breaking down this thing the next day, going
- 45:52Speaker 1: like they brought in the Gemini.
- 45:55Speaker 2: No, but you know what I said, these are two masks,
- 45:57Speaker 2: Jack the guy.
- 45:58Speaker 3: It's like one on this and the other.
- 46:00Speaker 2: Oh my god. The twitt closed the pay per view
- 46:02Speaker 2: with them. Okay, that's right, all right?
- 46:07Speaker 1: You sure you don't want to give any kind of
- 46:08Speaker 1: what happened last time before we go into this, Brian.
- 46:12Speaker 2: You're saying for me, No, I mean, if you, I'm
- 46:15Speaker 2: assuming you listen to it. It was bad blood.
- 46:20Speaker 1: I couldn't remember anything that happened with Roses.
- 46:23Speaker 2: We got to listen to the other pay per views, Well,
- 46:25Speaker 2: listen to him. Randy Orton's World Evyweight champion, Him, Shane
- 46:30Speaker 2: and Uh Big Daddy V are aligned. Uh And it
- 46:35Speaker 2: was the debut of the man they call Sting is
- 46:40Speaker 2: how we went off the air, Him, an Undertaker and
- 46:42Speaker 2: a stare down. Are they friends? Are they foes? We
- 46:45Speaker 2: don't know?
- 46:45Speaker 1: Got it? See?
- 46:46Speaker 2: That was has the timer been stopped? Started?
- 46:49Speaker 1: No? I'm about to do that.
- 46:50Speaker 2: That was a question. Some KABOOKI is going down?
- 46:55Speaker 1: What I cannot.
- 47:01Speaker 2: Three to two one? Aren't we gonna give me another countdown? Here? Yeah?
- 47:03Speaker 1: Five four three two one?
- 47:08Speaker 2: All right? Everybody h this. I have four weeks of
- 47:11Speaker 2: TV here. I'm not gonna go into insane brosky details
- 47:14Speaker 2: of everything there's pro wrestling going on in four episodes.
- 47:17Speaker 2: I have my notes of things that I feel like
- 47:20Speaker 2: as listeners or slash viewers, you need to know TV one.
- 47:25Speaker 2: We are four weeks away from Unforgiven. It was announced
- 47:29Speaker 2: earlier today on WWE dot com that there will be
- 47:31Speaker 2: a eight man tournament to crown the first ever Intercontinental
- 47:35Speaker 2: champion on Monday Night Raw. Uh. Right off the bat
- 47:40Speaker 2: the show starts, Paul Hayman and Batista come out. They
- 47:43Speaker 2: are pissed. They're pissed about what happened. They feel slided
- 47:45Speaker 2: by Dusty Rhodes, the co general manager, as well as Hayman,
- 47:48Speaker 2: who is also co general manager. His mystery man Batista
- 47:51Speaker 2: was defeated by AJ Styles the phenomenal one debut on Raw.
- 47:55Speaker 2: Nobody saw it coming, especially Matt Cardona and his fantasy fed.
- 47:59Speaker 2: They just can't believe it. He talks about this eight
- 48:02Speaker 2: man torment for the Interconto title and he says, tonight
- 48:05Speaker 2: it's gonna be pick your poison with Dusty and Hayman
- 48:08Speaker 2: picking the opponents for AJ Batista. They have to win
- 48:11Speaker 2: their way into the tournament because the other six men
- 48:13Speaker 2: have been selected. There's two spots available. Uh. And Hayman
- 48:17Speaker 2: says right now, Aj Styles, your match is gonna happen
- 48:20Speaker 2: right now, and you're gonna take on younga Umaga. For
- 48:24Speaker 2: those who don't speak general manager William regal Umaga. AJ
- 48:29Speaker 2: kicks it. We hit the break, they come back, two
- 48:31Speaker 2: segs barn Burner. These guys are going out of hot
- 48:33Speaker 2: and heavy everything they got. AJ's showing the crowd what
- 48:36Speaker 2: they've been missing all these years without him being on
- 48:38Speaker 2: ww television or Raw television. Sorry, Uh, what happens? Umaga
- 48:44Speaker 2: hits AJ and the leg with a chair. AJ is hurt,
- 48:48Speaker 2: clearly hurt, ding ding ding. AJ advances he gets his spot.
- 48:51Speaker 2: It's a DQ finish. Umaga is sent to put damage
- 48:55Speaker 2: on AJ and he gets the job done. Backstage where
- 48:59Speaker 2: you see Dusty Roads in his office, there's a knock
- 49:00Speaker 2: on the door. He says, come in walks to very
- 49:03Speaker 2: young Kofi Kingston. He says, sir, I heard about the
- 49:08Speaker 2: pick Your Poison match tonight, and I'd really like that
- 49:10Speaker 2: opportunity to test myself against a top guy like Batista.
- 49:13Speaker 2: I think I can do it. Just please put me
- 49:16Speaker 2: into consideration. We go to a commercial with Dusty pondering
- 49:21Speaker 2: this thought. We come back, Dusty Rhods comes out and
- 49:24Speaker 2: he says, you know, I thought long and hard about this.
- 49:25Speaker 2: I'm sure I could, you know, go find the biggest,
- 49:27Speaker 2: the baddest to go out there and take on Batista
- 49:30Speaker 2: and hurt him like Hayman tried to do my guy
- 49:32Speaker 2: AJ styles. But I'm not gonna do that. Instead, I
- 49:34Speaker 2: see this as an opportunity, an opportunity for a young
- 49:36Speaker 2: man who's got a lot of heart and a lot
- 49:38Speaker 2: of potential on that person is muu Kofe Kingston? Come on?
- 49:44Speaker 2: Down Kofee Batista have it. Hayman and Dusty stay at ringside.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Two sec match ends with Kofe being dead to Rice.
- 49:53Speaker 2: Batista's got him hooked for the Batista bomb. Dusty and
- 49:56Speaker 2: Hayman get into on ringside, caused distraction. Kofe slips around
- 49:59Speaker 2: school Boy three a shocker victory over Batista, who will
- 50:03Speaker 2: not be in the inter Continental Tournament. Week two. UH
- 50:09Speaker 2: starts off with.
- 50:10Speaker 3: It on the car.
- 50:11Speaker 2: That's like, we needed what other I have? I have
- 50:14Speaker 2: twenty five wrestlers. I can't tell you every single thing
- 50:16Speaker 2: that's going on. There's other matches like this I need.
- 50:20Speaker 1: I've paused the timer, by the way, Matt and I
- 50:21Speaker 1: hope you did too. I did, Okay, Now, UH, I
- 50:25Speaker 1: don't think you don't need to know all this stuff.
- 50:27Speaker 1: You just need to know the storylines.
- 50:29Speaker 2: I don't understand like other wrestling matches happened on my show,
- 50:32Speaker 2: But I don't need to.
- 50:34Speaker 1: But these are the hot angles now.
- 50:36Speaker 2: I'm not gonna waste my time kill me. Yes, this
- 50:38Speaker 2: is my stories, haven't.
- 50:39Speaker 1: I may have missed this? When's the tournament happening leading
- 50:43Speaker 1: up to it?
- 50:44Speaker 2: Was? It's it's just been announced.
- 50:46Speaker 1: It has I know, but is it happening at the
- 50:48Speaker 1: pay per view or it just like it's gonna be
- 50:50Speaker 1: happening on the raws.
- 50:51Speaker 2: It's not, I can. I'm gonna give you the brackets
- 50:53Speaker 2: here in week two.
- 50:53Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, all right, back, all right.
- 50:57Speaker 2: Week two we too. Batista comes out. He's hot. He's
- 51:01Speaker 2: got a match with Paul London. He absolutely decimates him,
- 51:05Speaker 2: sets a tone, says, you know the victory Kovie kings
- 51:08Speaker 2: and got over was a fluke. He's pissed. He's a
- 51:10Speaker 2: force to be reckoned with. The challenge is set Batista
- 51:15Speaker 2: and Paul Hayman versus Dusty and any one of his
- 51:17Speaker 2: choosing in a tag match at unforgiven. Okay, we see
- 51:22Speaker 2: the tournament bracket. Now for the Icy title, I'll give
- 51:24Speaker 2: you a quick rundown on that. It's an eight man torment.
- 51:27Speaker 2: On one side we have Sampunk versus Kobe Kingston, AJ
- 51:31Speaker 2: Styles versus Big Daddy V. On the other side is
- 51:34Speaker 2: Tyson Kidd versus Eddie Guerrero and Raven versus Ray Mysterio.
- 51:41Speaker 2: Uh first up as an Icy tournament match, Kid versus
- 51:44Speaker 2: Eddie Garrero. Edie Gurero gets the victory over Tyson Kidd
- 51:47Speaker 2: with the frog splash. Second Icy Tournament match on the
- 51:52Speaker 2: show is Raven versus ray Mysterio dial up the six
- 51:57Speaker 2: to one nine. As Raymond Stereo up beats Raven, we
- 52:00Speaker 2: cut to backstage. Raven has been defeated and so is
- 52:03Speaker 2: Paul London, an embarrassing defeat. Raven kind of plays a
- 52:06Speaker 2: little bit of a mind trick on this young Paul London.
- 52:08Speaker 2: He sees him. He says he can offer him a
- 52:10Speaker 2: better opportunity if they were together, and he should think
- 52:12Speaker 2: about it. Also on the show is the debut of
- 52:17Speaker 2: Biscuits Engraved. Jesse and Fesis defeat locals uh and jesseals, yeah, locals,
- 52:25Speaker 2: unidentified locals.
- 52:27Speaker 3: Oh god, that's totally fine.
- 52:30Speaker 2: Jesse gets on the microphone because obviously Festus can't, and
- 52:36Speaker 2: he says there is going to be a gauntlet match
- 52:39Speaker 2: to crown the first Raw tag team champions, and they're
- 52:44Speaker 2: throwing their name into the hat and the seat. Week
- 52:48Speaker 2: two goes off the air with the Undertaker coming out saying,
- 52:51Speaker 2: you know, Sting, it's been a long time coming. This
- 52:54Speaker 2: is a dream match for wrestling fans. But I need
- 52:55Speaker 2: to know are we friends? Are we foes or you
- 52:57Speaker 2: are we allies? Show yourself. He waits, the fans wait nothing.
- 53:05Speaker 2: This stinger never comes. Week three UH Randy Orton and
- 53:14Speaker 2: Dusty promo where they established that HBK Shawn Michaels will
- 53:18Speaker 2: be the number one contender and take on Randy for
- 53:19Speaker 2: their World Every Week title at unforegivenld On.
- 53:23Speaker 1: I see twenty four twenty five. I'm pausing it. They
- 53:29Speaker 1: just just randomly Shawn Michaels is the.
- 53:34Speaker 2: I mean, he explains that he's a legend and he
- 53:36Speaker 2: deserves it out of what you know, the fatal four
- 53:38Speaker 2: way in this that I was. I was basically I'm
- 53:40Speaker 2: trying to get through this, so I'm not, you know, okay,
- 53:43Speaker 2: go nuts, but their minimum May twenty four. I'm trying
- 53:46Speaker 2: to get my within the dime man and not screaming
- 53:49Speaker 2: go nuts like you yep, okay. Another intercontal tournament match
- 53:56Speaker 2: seeing Punk defeats Kofi Kingston after hard battle. Punk is
- 53:59Speaker 2: really solid, finding his spot on Raw here as the
- 54:02Speaker 2: top guy. Also, the injured AJ Styles versus Big Daddy V.
- 54:07Speaker 2: Another Answer Console tournament tournament matchup. AJ is very very injured,
- 54:12Speaker 2: Big Daddy V and Shane are trying to cheat and
- 54:15Speaker 2: be diabolical the whole time. AJ steals once still with
- 54:19Speaker 2: this very very very injured leg knee area where he
- 54:23Speaker 2: steals on a big Daddy V to advance in the tournament.
- 54:27Speaker 2: We have a rated our Superstar Edge promo. Edge comes out.
- 54:29Speaker 2: He says, you know what, this has been kind of bs.
- 54:31Speaker 2: He got cheated in this fatal four way for the
- 54:33Speaker 2: World Every Championship. He hasn't been on the shows, he's
- 54:35Speaker 2: been overlooked. He said he's going to make a statement
- 54:37Speaker 2: and it's coming because he's the ultimate opportunist and he
- 54:41Speaker 2: is pissed off. Week four either question.
- 54:47Speaker 1: YEP.
- 54:48Speaker 3: So the pay per view last month ends with this
- 54:52Speaker 3: big surprise from Shane McMahon.
- 54:55Speaker 2: We haven't even seen him. I just said he was
- 54:58Speaker 2: out in the ringside with Big Dady being but like
- 55:00Speaker 2: that's it.
- 55:00Speaker 3: It's all he done, like this big running and he
- 55:02Speaker 3: doesn't like doesn't do He's just like he's Shane.
- 55:05Speaker 2: He's not like he's not the greatest wrestler of all time.
- 55:09Speaker 3: I feel like you brought him up in a big
- 55:11Speaker 3: way and you haven't done it.
- 55:13Speaker 2: Bro. You ended a pay per view with the revealing
- 55:15Speaker 2: of the Gemini forms and you're telling me that I'm
- 55:18Speaker 2: using Sean mcman wrong. You're right.
- 55:21Speaker 3: See, I'm pushing people. I'm pushing stars.
- 55:23Speaker 1: People are gonna have a field day with what it is.
- 55:25Speaker 2: He's a character on my show. Hey, I said he
- 55:27Speaker 2: was ringside a big Daddy V. He was out there
- 55:29Speaker 2: for that promo where guy we established that Sean Michaels
- 55:32Speaker 2: some guys had earned their spot in de tourments summer.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Just give it. Because Dusty and Hayman are at each
- 55:38Speaker 2: other's throat, so they're trying to with each other. Okay,
- 55:41Speaker 2: all right.
- 55:42Speaker 1: The last pay per view that that they had that
- 55:46Speaker 1: like pick you pick your partner or opponent match, right, okay.
- 55:50Speaker 2: Yeah, pick your guide to fight. Now they're being thrust
- 55:54Speaker 2: into this at the pay per view, Yeah, okay.
- 55:57Speaker 1: Okay, back in all right.
- 56:03Speaker 2: This show starts off with the Undertaker coming out. He
- 56:05Speaker 2: calls out sting. He says, thing, this is the last
- 56:07Speaker 2: time I saw you at Bad Blood. I know you're here.
- 56:11Speaker 2: Let's go one more time. This time. They wait. They wait. Finally,
- 56:18Speaker 2: up in the rafters, a crow, a real life crow,
- 56:21Speaker 2: sitting there. Taker says, enough the games, there's a crow
- 56:26Speaker 2: up there in the crowd up in the rafters. Spotlight
- 56:30Speaker 2: on them. You use the use the motel car last time?
- 56:36Speaker 1: Uh ta use it?
- 56:38Speaker 2: Enough is enough? Enough is enough? I need to know
- 56:43Speaker 2: what you're about. I'm calling you out at Unforgiven, and
- 56:47Speaker 2: it's gonna be the last time.
- 56:49Speaker 3: Uh.
- 56:50Speaker 2: Next, we have Saboo coming out for action. We uh
- 56:53Speaker 2: perceive it seems like he's going to be taking on
- 56:56Speaker 2: Simon Dean, but it's not. Simon introduces as the debuting
- 57:02Speaker 2: and his tag team partner in the gauntlet match at Unforgiven.
- 57:05Speaker 2: Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner. Steiner makes quick work of
- 57:10Speaker 2: Saboo establishes himself on Raw. Steiner is the fitness example
- 57:17Speaker 2: of Simon Dean's hard work and training. Get it, got It.
- 57:24Speaker 2: The women come out. Here comes Mickey Natty saying that
- 57:28Speaker 2: you know they haven't enough opportunity on these shows, and
- 57:30Speaker 2: then followed by Mickey James and Molina saying she has
- 57:33Speaker 2: what it takes too blah blah blah, and then boom,
- 57:36Speaker 2: the debuting Beth Phoenix comes out and says, I'm here
- 57:40Speaker 2: on Raw to be dominant. I'm the Glamazon, followed by
- 57:44Speaker 2: the American Dream Dusty Road saying at Unforgiven, there's gonna
- 57:47Speaker 2: be a Fatal four way and we're gonna get to
- 57:49Speaker 2: the bottom this who really is the best female athlete?
- 57:52Speaker 2: On Monday Night Raw and the go home segment is
- 57:56Speaker 2: the contract signing Hymn and Batista with Dusty and his
- 57:59Speaker 2: potent mystery man. The mystery man is not there. Dusty
- 58:02Speaker 2: goes into this thing all alone. He's very hesitant to
- 58:04Speaker 2: be in there, across the table from Hayman and the
- 58:06Speaker 2: menacing Batista, but he's there. Contract sign Hayman cuts one
- 58:11Speaker 2: of his long you know, Paul Hayman asked promos and
- 58:14Speaker 2: basically the beatdown is on. They start laying it to
- 58:17Speaker 2: Dusty Roads. Aj Styles limps from the back with everything
- 58:21Speaker 2: he can to try to make the safe to help
- 58:23Speaker 2: his mentor Dusty Roads, but it's just not enough. He
- 58:26Speaker 2: gets slammed through the table with dream Lad on top
- 58:28Speaker 2: of him, goes off the air with Batista and Hayman
- 58:30Speaker 2: very dominant, heading into Unforgiven. All right, So now we
- 58:36Speaker 2: know Unforgiven is this Sunday. The advertised matches are women's
- 58:40Speaker 2: Fatal four Way Molina versus Beth Phoenix versus Mickey James
- 58:43Speaker 2: versus Natalia. There's a Tag Team Gauntlet Invitational to crown
- 58:48Speaker 2: the first raw tag team champions. Paul Hayman, co general
- 58:52Speaker 2: manager and his menacing Monster Batista versus Dusty Rhodes, the
- 58:55Speaker 2: other co general manager and his partner of his choosing
- 58:59Speaker 2: in a tag team man. We have Randy Orton defending
- 59:01Speaker 2: his World Heavyweight Championship against the Heartbreak Kids Shawn Michaels,
- 59:07Speaker 2: the sting Undertaker. Confrontation is what it's being built as,
- 59:11Speaker 2: not a match but a confrontation. And we have the
- 59:14Speaker 2: semi finals of the Intercontinental Tournament, which will be CM
- 59:20Speaker 2: Punk versus AJ Styles and Eddie Guerrero versus Ray Mysterio Capeche.
- 59:27Speaker 2: Any questions, We're good.
- 59:28Speaker 1: Are the finals I'm gonna posit? Are the finals on
- 59:32Speaker 1: this pay per view too?
- 59:33Speaker 2: Or no?
- 59:34Speaker 3: No?
- 59:34Speaker 2: Okay? Just like reel, like who cares about the world title?
- 59:38Speaker 2: There's like no emphasis.
- 59:41Speaker 1: You have to imagine it's the top guy, Shawn Michaels
- 59:45Speaker 1: versus Randy Orton.
- 59:47Speaker 2: I mean, who doesn't see Ray Norton very Shawn Michaels.
- 59:51Speaker 2: Context is kid, you know, like are you writing okay? Well?
- 59:57Speaker 2: I mean.
- 59:58Speaker 3: Line, they were all the odds stacked a gets about corruption.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: These guys just have a match, and the girls like,
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: where have the girls been all month?
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: They've been working, just not center a focal point. That's
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: why they were mad. That's why they cut the promo
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: and said we can we can do more. Okay, I
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: guess you tied that together.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: But all right, okay five four three nineteen forty five.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: I'm not worried. All right, I should be. And now
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: Brian Myers and Raw present Unforgiven. That was good. That
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: was good.
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: Sew what I cry?
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: Screamy See, I had so much time that I wanted
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: to even play that get people excited. Yes, the pay
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: per view theme is going under by Evan Essence. All right,
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: I can't believe this. But my free for all match,
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: which I have here in my notes to prove that
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: I didn't just do that, is Tyson Kid versus Saboo.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: There's still time you can order Unforgiven live on pay PERBEW.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: Tyson Kid beat Sabo in a very competitive matchup, all
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: right right out the gate. Match Number one is CM
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: Punk versus the very injured AJ Styles. AJ Punk know
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: each other very well, the fans know it. They have
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: a very competitive match goes back and forth. AJ is
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: clearly clearly very hurt and working with a disadvantage. Punk
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: pulls it out. Go to sleep. One two three. Heading
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: to the finals for the Intercontinental Tournament is c M. Punk.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: Next up we have there's some Wimbulldozer manga versus Kurt Angle.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: This is an attraction match, just a good solid match
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: to have on the card. Was not advertised. These guys
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: go out it. Obviously, Kurt Angle is a legend at
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: this point, but umagas well. I have so many awesome
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: talents on my roster, I don't have to like use
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: Duc Domino, Matt Striker, and the Gemini uh in big spots.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: In big spots, I'm building new manga here because he
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: spikes card Angle with a fairly dominant victory over the
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: legendary Kurd Angle. Kurt Angle's very upset with himself his
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: performances on Raw. He hasn't quite He's been wrestling all month,
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: but he hasn't quite got any significant victories or anything
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: like that.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: He wrestled locals, the locals.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to make some custom locals, huh uh.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: Next out the gate is the Women's Fatal four ways
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: hot and heavy. Beth Phoenix versus Italia versus Mickey James
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: versus Molina. This is a very competitive athletic contest. The
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: women are really out to showcase what they can do
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: here on raw, how they can be an attraction. But
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: the one who's above shoulders and all the rest of
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: them is the Glamazon Beth Phoenix. She takes the win
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: in her first match here in Raw sets the tone.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: There's still not crowned women champion yet. That's something I
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: think we'll have to discuss down the line in our
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: booking meetings. Next up a little bit surprising here. The
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: fourth match on the show is for the World Heavyweight
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: Championship Shawn Michaels versus Randy Orton, who's accompanied to the
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: ring by Shane McMahon and Big Daddy V. This is
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: big fight feel world heavyweight Championship on the line, a young,
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: incredible wrestler Randy Orton versus the legendary Shawn Michaels. Of course,
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: Big Daddy V and Shane are up to no good.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: They get involved several times until enough's enough. Young Hebner
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: just wheels back. Whoo Baby Hebner tosses him Big Daddy,
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: V and Shane are out of there. It's down to
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: just Randy and Sean. Finally, fair and square. Yep, did
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: you buy a Legends teenage Earl Hebner? Like I did
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: as well? No, I got the counting one that looks
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: like baby Hebner all the stunt actually superstars one. Yeah,
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: but he's just a little too tall. I haven't like
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: messed with it like photography wise yet. You own that? Yeah,
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: I've never owned it.
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: I was gonna use it for mine too, but he's
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: a little too tall.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: I get all right, school, I like, I'll see if
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: I can finagle him in photography to not take up
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: so much real estate. We'll see I can.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes, all right.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: Sean and Randy are all right. Keep it going at it,
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: hot and heavy HBK from the top, the big signature
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: Shawn Michael's elbow one two kickout from Randy Orton. Sean
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: sits there and disbelieve he says, that's it. He slides back,
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: He gets up in the corner. He starts to stomp
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: the crowds with it. He's going for it. He throws
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: the signature HBK superkick caught spin rk all out of
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: nowhere on Sean's cell. He rolls to the apron Raindy's
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: going to get him all the way till he falls
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: out of the ring. Randy jumps out of the ring.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: He gets this lifeless, Sean rolls him back in the ring.
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: As Randy steps in, boom, sweet chen music. Out of nowhere.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: One two three, New World Heavyweight Champion, the heartbreak Kid
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Shean my God, no builds but good finish, complete stunner, unbelievable.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: We have a new World Anyway Champion. Sean Michael's baby.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: And showed us the figure with the belt on and
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: we're only.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: Halfway through the show. Next up is two men that
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: know each other very well, Eddie Guerrero versus Raymon Stereo,
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: the second semi final match to get into the finals
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: for the Interconto Championship. This one's hot and heavy. These
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: guys they know each other like the back of their hand,
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: countering each other's maneuvers back and forth. But finally it's
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: Eddie who hits his signature frog splash for the one
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: two three. Now we know that the Icy Tournament is
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: almost all but complete. It will be CM Punk versus
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: Eddie Garrew and the finals to crown are Intercontinental Champion.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: Time wise mark I show thirteen fifty.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Here we are Dung.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Dung.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: The ominous Undertaker takes this time. He makes his signature
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: slow walk to the ring. He states his case. He says,
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: you know what, I've waited my whole career for this
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: opportunity of this match. But I need to know Sting,
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: are we foes? Are we friends? What's your intentions here
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: on Monday night? Raw? He calls him out nothing, nothing,
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: He calls him out again. They wait in silence. Jamie
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: Nobles music hits. He comes down to the ring. Undertaker
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: and the crowd are a little head scratchy here going.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: What's going? He said, I'm Jamie, by God, Noble, you're
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: out here talking about Stan. You're out here talking about Stan.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: You should be worried about by God, Jamie Double, You
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: got what I'm saying. Undertaker looks him up and down.
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: Goozle boom As he hits the goozle, Oh drops from
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: on the rafters. Sting drops down behind him. Taker and
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: Sting lock eyes as he's got Noble in the goozle.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: The crowd is definitely they're waiting to see, they're stunned.
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: They don't know what's gonna happen. What's gonna happen? Finally,
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: he shoves Noble in the goozle to Sting. He catches
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: them scope your death drop. They stand up, They give
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: each other the nod and a little pound. Sting and
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: the Undertaker have formed an alliance.
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: Finally, after all this, finally some entertaining on your shoe.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: It's called building. You do this in one commercial, like
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: I'm building my stories. Oh goy, snooze fests over here.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: Next up, where are we on time?
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: Twelve minutes? Okay, we're great, even takes a sip.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: Next time I went to FEDS that all did check
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: the time? I think Mark doctored my title. I have
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: I have it going myself, so you're just an idiot.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: Next up, we have the tag team Gout into Crown,
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: the first ever raw tag team champions. Uh, this is
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: an invitational, so they're not The teams have not been advertised.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: I mean we know Simon Dean and h Scott Steiner
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: in it because they've made you know, note that they're
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: entering in So we know about Jesse and Festis. That's
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: pretty much about it all right, First out of the
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: gate is Team Angle Charlie Hasson, Shelton, Benjamin, the locals. Fuck,
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: we haven't heard from them all month. They just haven't
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: been in like the important important mix. They are a
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: top babyface tag team. Though here I'm gonna that raw.
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: And next out of the shoot is the other top
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: heel team, Eminem. No Molina because she's worked tonight, so
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: it's just Nitro and Mercury. Uh. These guys have a
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: competitive back and forth match, but it's Eminem who hit
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: the Uh. I wanna say this the snapshot for the
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: victory one, two three, followed by Biscuits and Grab. Here
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: come Jesse and Festus for their first pay per view
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: appearance against Eminem. Jesse in Festus get the win here
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: on Eminem and kind of a shocker because Eminem is,
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: you know, the top heel team here on Monday Night Rock.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: We have a little Russie If that worked all month?
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: They've been hear how many times I say I'm not
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: listing everybody? And if you wanted me to go through
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: your and say who went in see you? Yeah, you
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: just randomly reminded me that you had in your fig
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: fan Please do anyway Jesse Infested's defeat eminem Next out
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: of the shoot, the fourth team to enter is Raven
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: and there's a little pause, and sure enough it's Paul
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: London who's kind of gone to the dark side, the
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: flock side, if you will. Paul London has kind of
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: consumed himself with the Raven lifestyle. Uh, they're taking a
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: Jesse and Festus. Unfortunately, they don't get the victory. The
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: Jesse and Festis beat them to advance. Then we hear it,
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: whoa soundles sirens. Here comes Steiner and Simon Dean, the
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: new Fitness Crazy tag team as they take on Jesse
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: and Festus. Eventually it how much time we got? Eventually
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: it's too much for Jesse to bear that Steiner Recliner
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: nearly broke his back. He taps out Steiner and Dean
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: with the win, and they're wondering, are we the tag
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: team champions? Nope. Kofi Kingston and Jeff Hardy make their
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: way down to the ring this hot baby face tag team.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: They make pretty decent quick work of Simon Dean and
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: Steiner can't make the save. Swant Kofe kick Swanton one
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: two three on Simon Dean Kofe and Jeff Hardy are
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: raising their hands. They think they are the new Raw
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: Tag Team Champions, but here comes the money. Oh my god,
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: he's just say you know Mac and Big Daddy V.
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: Kofe and Jeffer are realizing they have a tall task
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: ahead of themselves to take down the big that big
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: man known as Big Daddy V. Uh Shane and Big
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: Daddy V are getting to Kobe Kingston and Jeff Hardy.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: This is a back and forth encounter, all the excitement
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: you'd want out of a tag team match. But finally
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: again kick swanton one two three with the double pin
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: on Big Daddy V, Kofe and Jeffer celebrating and they
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: think there are the new World Take Too Champions. They're
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: going crazy, but you think you know me? It's the
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: Red and R Superstar Edge. He comes out. What's he doing?
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: He takes a pause at the ramp. The music goes quiet.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: Hey nothing you could say?
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: What is this?
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: Radio raided? Our KO hits the ring, beats, Jeff Hardy
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: and Kofee kicks it. We have the first ever Raw
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: Tag Team Champions. Rated r KO is form out of nowhere.
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: Unbelievable, that's wild he just loved he just lost the
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: I like that.
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: I like that?
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: Fine? Who saw that coming? Who saw that? And here
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: we are, folks, the main event for all the Marble
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Co General Manager Paul Hayman and his monster Batista, his
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: big heater versus Co GM Dusty Rhodes and his mystery man.
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: Hayman and Batista are out. They come out, followed by
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: oh Manricome.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: Dream.
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: A very hesitant Dusty is out there. He's all alone.
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: Though it's quiet. The crowd's wondering, is it just aj Styles?
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: Is that? Who? Who's it gonna be? Who is gonna
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: accompany Dusty and take on this monster Batista and a
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: dastardly the evil Paul Hayman. The three of them are
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: in a standoff and the crowd goes absolutely ape shit.
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: It's Stone called Steve Bolton, and he's got his trunks on.
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: He's got his trunks on. That means he's here wrestle.
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: Stone Cold is the mystery partner of the American Dream.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: Dusty Rhodes, long time ally and do do I even
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: need to keep going? Yeah? What do you mean? Stunner's
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: flying middle flingers, fine beer swilling Dusty and Stone Cold
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: defeat Hayman and Batista. Stone Cold is here, n Raw.
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: I was a good, good, good surprise man.
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: That's that's who I was going to pick as my
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: surprise guy.
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: But I felt it.
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: In my in my gut that you were going to
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: pick him, So yeah, full disclosure. The way that we
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: did it was we flipped a coin live on Facebook
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: and the winner got to choose to do the draft
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: first to make the first draft pick. So Brian made
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: his surprise pick, sent me the tech stone Cold. Then
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: we go to Brosky. He says he's going to make
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: his surprise pick, sends me Stone Cold. I say, no,
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: you cannot. So now, Brosky knew that the surprise was
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: stone Cold, but nobody else did except for me.
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: Did you forget in that presentation or did you feel
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: like coming?
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: I as like you were on show three. I was like,
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: oh okay, because I knew you had Stone Cold, but
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: nobody else did.
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: So I will say that this presentation was oh head
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: and shoulders above your first month.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: Great job, so bravo to that. Hell Y.
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: I also want to make a couple of points here,
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: not one super gimmick match throughout the whole thing. Four
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: TVs and a paper. I didn't have a flaming table
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: bull rope match. I had the extreme match for Tommy
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: Jevers' career.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: I was worried. But you also had what was the
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: what was Finley's match?
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: Just a belt pass brass a street fight, okay, street fight.
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: I was worried when you announced the tournament that you
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: were going to do the tournament in one night.
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: Again, I'm blowing away that we had. We both had
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: the Gauntlet as the same and there was something else
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: that was very similar. I was like, oh crap. While
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: you were talking, I will say you did you, Brian?
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: I will say that I want to know what this
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: rated RKO means for the Shane Viscera.
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some drama team.
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: I thought for sure you were having Shane and Viscera
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: winning the straps.
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: Which I would have liked. That was the point of
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: the swerve. But yeah, swerve, bro, and also where you
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: were burying it the whole time. That was also with
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: a quick title swap I had to do.
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: Still, there was really no bill to that match, but hey,
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: whatever it was a your presentation was great this time.
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: I will admit you're I will say, hey, I think
- 1:16:19Speaker 3: next time.
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: We should not have a timele of it. No, you
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: have to the time You'd still be talking. I would
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: still be talking. I got from a lot, I was
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: tongue tied a lot. I even lost my papers.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: These are all your problem, you're so what I would suggest.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: This came to me as as we went, and you
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: guys can think about this. I think that the time
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: lit limit needs to be on the lead up cards
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: and if you want to take an unlimited time for
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: to explain the card, I think that's fine.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: I'm fine with that. Okay, I can I can handle that.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: Well, we'll have to talk about what that time. Maybe
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: twenty minutes, I don't know. But the whole idea is
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: you shouldn't be able to, you should be able to
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: like you like Brian picked and choosed his stories he
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: told you, which made the show great.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: Well because he also didn't use half the guys. You know,
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: I like to do every First off, I'm such a professional.
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: My booking sheets I have everyone used on my show
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: except Kelly Kelly, and I wrote not booked Kelly Kelly.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: Did she light?
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: She's just sitting and catering.
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: Yeah, So I guess my question is okay, so two
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: months of this.
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: The people love this.
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: There's no denying that people are are downloading these over
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: and over again.
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: Do we go month three? I think I was thinking
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: about this before we even did it. I think we
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: need to do one more and then ray like the
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: next one's like Mania or something, some kind of blow off,
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: and then were one more like Jabroni pay per view
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: and then a Mania? Yeah okay, So so would you
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: call it summer Slam or something? Make it like something
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: like that.
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: So you're saying one more month of like until whatever
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: fucking taboo Tuesday, and then another one.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: Sure, so this is the So this is May. June
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: will be the the Jabbroni, and then July will be Mania,
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: Summer Slam or summer Slam, whatever you want summer.
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: So do we combine matches for summer slim whor it's
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: my summer Slam vers yours? No?
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: I think we each do a summer Slam.
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: Yeah, okay at two night like how WrestleMania.
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: Was absolutely not. No, we have the mid two thousands
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: went down well, but they didn't have two summer slams.
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: Either, But nobody said anything about what time of year
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: it is. So it doesn't really matter. You did a
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: royal rye.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: It's my world versus your world. Okay, your world doesn't
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: exist in my world. No, I thought, of course and
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: vice versa. Of course they exists because we can have
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: the same guys. That doesn't matter. I disagree with that.
- 1:19:01Speaker 3: So are we going to have another supplemental draft?
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: I don't need any more characters, to be honest with you,
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: I think it just adds to the show. Two guys
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: is all the tops. I don't need them. I'm having
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: a hard time. I have such big names and awesome
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: guy It's how like I'm not dealing with Maven and
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: Matt Striker and Gemini over here. You know this is wrong.
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: This is what a big boys play, you know what
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: I'm saying.
- 1:19:25Speaker 3: Legend and we'uild taking stars and using matters, even use
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: them correctly.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: I'm building stars.
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: All right. I think that we should let the public decide.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: I think we should put a poll up for a
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: lot of the questions, and we could talk about this
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: off air, whether or not we do a supplemental draft,
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: how many people, how long the timer should be going forward.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: I think that we should ask the people to decide
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: these kind of things.
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: Well, I think there's one thing that we shouldn't decide on,
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: which just say right now and agree upon that at
- 1:19:53Speaker 3: least one surprise.
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: That's what makes you so entertaining. Okay, so we can
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: each have and.
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: We'll decide if we get more people. But now let's
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: agree that we'll at least have one surprise for the
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: next paper.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: I think we're gonna have a two two person draft,
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: no rules.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: Yeah, and we'll think about that market some official things
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: for the fans to vote one. There's a lot of fun,
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: there's a lot of stress, guys.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: I did a lot of prep work for this, a
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: couple like Knights of like homework and sit downs and stuff.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: I really want people to reach out on twin notes
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: and pages of my TVs and I will tell you this,
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: Mark like writing.
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: The tournament out in a whole separate thing, which is
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: a lot, right. Mark.
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: You've said that we don't need to buy the figures.
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: I disagree. You can't book it without the figures. You
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: need to be sitting there.
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not part of the rules, is my point.
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: Right, But there's no way I could do it. Like,
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: before I go to bed every night, I'm thinking about stuff.
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: That's fine, but nothing comes together until I'm down there
- 1:20:51Speaker 3: with the figs.
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: Brian, your Yeah, it's weird. Do you need them? You're
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: not thinking of everybody.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: If you don't do it like that, that's fine, it's fine.
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: I was just stating that it's not against the rules.
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: Right. So this episode comes out on Monday.
- 1:21:03Speaker 3: We should know by Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: how many more guys we could add, because I need
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: to start writing TVs.
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: Sure, and it's one pm call time for the meeting.
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: Okay, reach out on Twitter, guys, major raw or major
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: SmackDown for the hashtags you like that?
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure. Any closing remarks or arguments.
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: You know for the fans, Well, I will say that
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: I was rushed through. With the rush through by the
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: time that you set I really should have maybe read
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: this out and prepared so I knew how long it
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: takes because I really rushed through. I do I will
- 1:21:43Speaker 3: you know, listen, I'm a I'm a grown man, and
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: I will.
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: Say, Brian, you you impressed me with your card. Some
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: of the things really popped me. I liked it.
- 1:21:52Speaker 3: I'm trying to build guys that were of course, you
- 1:21:54Speaker 3: could say I'm Batista. He's a and I did the
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: same thing. The Hogan is Hogan. But I'm trying to
- 1:22:00Speaker 3: build other guys, you know fifty one by the way,
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: trying to build Dreamer, trying to build the Gemini.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have to you have to do that
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: because br have to.
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: I have the start.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: Brian has the luxury of just putting Shawn Michaels in
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: the title match because he's Sean Michaels.
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: Not to mention, you were throwing around, oh this is
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: and this match is a title match too, all throughout
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: your whole presentation, just because you can get away with
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: it because you're heeled. GM does it in every cinema eruption.
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: That's and that's storytell because it led to corruption. This
- 1:22:31Speaker 3: is you're I'm telling a story. I'm running a television program.
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: Bro. You can't keep quoting a promo that you paid for.
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: And I'll end my closing statements with this. I liked
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: this a lot better. It wasn't as much as the
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: desperate ass presentation you gave last week or last month.
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: But you're you're you're booking and your cards are like
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: like a like an eleven ninety nine. All you can
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: eat buffet like there's a lot and you could, you could,
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: you could just take it all in and get stuffed.
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: But it's quantity and not exactly quality. You know, my
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: shows are sitting down at Ruth Chris and having a
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: nice one flaming yon and your stomach is just it's
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: just right.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: It's just right.
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: You're having one flame yard month, right, I'm having flame
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: in yards all month. Okay, you're you're you're.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: Walmart steadyps guys, for Christ's sake.
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: You're having Walmart stakes, don't. We don't even know if
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: you have a steak. You're you're having tofu most of
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: the time. Were you're making people sick with the quality,
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: with the quality of your having tofu in there? Right, like,
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: oh poor, I'm not even booked all month where they
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: baby worked, They're just not don't it's not I wasn't
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: gonna waste their work too. I wasn't gonna waste my
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: thirty minutes in just some BS TV matches. Now you
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: don't even have that written down, do you? The matches
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: it was like they happened. They happen, right. The minimum
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: is the name of the game.
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: I think that's fine. I think he was in time
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: and he did not feel much.
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: Listen, I said he.
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: I thought he did had a very very good presentation.
- 1:24:11Speaker 3: I obviously I taught him well with the music last
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: time he did good, kid did good. That.
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: I thought that was automatic, not cheating, very clever on
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: your part. But that's going to make anything better, right,
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: I mean I I I mentioned I also picked to
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: choose I was. I knew you were gonna do it
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: the whole show. I just wanted too important ones evan essence.
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: Going under was a way better pay for your song.
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: I'll end it with that.
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: All right, guys all this was a lot of fun,
- 1:24:37Speaker 3: an hour and a half of craziness. But now, like
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: I thought, like, I'm temporarily relieved, but now I'm already
- 1:24:46Speaker 3: stressed because I got a book month three.
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: Well let's go.
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: You should be all right, Well, I have I have
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: take Care and Sting as an alliance on my show.
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: I have Vince see that, and the Gemini the corporate Kane.
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: Yell, all right, we'll leave it at that. Goodbye.
- 1:25:06Speaker 4: Oh hey, everybody, this is smart Mark Sterling, producer of
- 1:25:19Speaker 4: the Major Wrestling Figure podcast.
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: And have you ever asked yourself?
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