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Housewife Fired, Kanye’s Plan, Oscars with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: The fans are getting what they want. I have Chris
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  Speaker 2: Frangiola back. Welcome, Chris Frangiola, to the Juicy Scoop program.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I feel like I haven't been
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  Speaker 3: here in forever, so it is all new.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we've had the holidays. You've traveled. People ask about
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  Speaker 2: our relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Where are we? I get a lot of people, what
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  Speaker 3: is going on with you and Heather? And I was like, well, nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Heather and I are fine. We're good. We're
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  Speaker 3: just two busy adults.
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  Speaker 2: We're just two busy adults. But no, we text each
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  Speaker 2: other when there's something that's significant, something that we want
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  Speaker 2: to secretly shit on.
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  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And we text each other or I send you a
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  Speaker 2: DM reel or whatever of like, look at this asshole.
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  Speaker 2: And that's really what an adult does. professional relationship in
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  Speaker 2: Hollywood is about. Can you send snarky reels to each
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  Speaker 2: other and you don't have to even say anything?
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  Speaker 3: Right. And also, I think it's just, not just Hollywood,
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  Speaker 3: adult relationships, friendships, means you see each other three times
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  Speaker 3: a year. I mean, that's basically, otherwise you just see
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  Speaker 3: your family, whether you like them or not, that's what
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  Speaker 3: you do. And you just got to do the appointed rounds,
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  Speaker 3: you know? Right. Pick up the daughter, take her to school,
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  Speaker 3: pick her up, take her back, Pick her up, take
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  Speaker 3: her back, take her to.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, Mike, I'm now.
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  Speaker 3: You're out of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: My oldest is now... My youngest is now 18. I know.
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  Speaker 2: Just last week, right?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: I fucking killed it. I can't believe I've accomplished what
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  Speaker 2: I've accomplished.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
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  Speaker 2: That I have three kids that are... Mackenzie came to...
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  Speaker 2: We had a little birthday party at Lucille's. He and
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  Speaker 2: his three friends sat at one table and a couple
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  Speaker 2: of the parents that we've known forever... And the boys
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  Speaker 2: didn't have their phones out. It was four men having
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  Speaker 2: a conversation, talking. And listen, I didn't think I'd be here.
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  Speaker 2: There were many a times I was like, I fucking failed.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't there when they were little. Why didn't I
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  Speaker 2: do this? Why didn't I choose this school? Why didn't
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  Speaker 2: I put them in this program? Why didn't I hold
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  Speaker 2: them back? Whatever the questions.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So far, so good. Really, really working out. Mackenzie has
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  Speaker 2: a new job that she's starting on Friday. Really?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to be a PA on a very happening show,
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  Speaker 2: which I'll tell you about later. I don't want the
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  Speaker 2: trolls to come and try to kidnap her. But Drake's
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  Speaker 2: doing great. Junior in college. He had two friends that
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  Speaker 2: came to visit that were complete total delights. One's a
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  Speaker 2: year older, already has a job lined up in automotive
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  Speaker 2: engineering and has a job and is like, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: where are you going to live? He's like, I've been
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  Speaker 2: saving up my money for my summer jobs. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to put a down payment on a house.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. How did I like very, very happy that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, congratulations. Cause I, and I'm going to admit that
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  Speaker 3: I was wrong because when they were growing up, I
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  Speaker 3: was concerned about the bacon and milk intake. And it
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  Speaker 3: turns out, and the chocolate chip pancake intake. It turns
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  Speaker 3: out that they've, Look at them now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? I was always concerned about the fact,
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  Speaker 2: being a horrible mother, that they didn't eat the vegetables
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  Speaker 2: and all that shit. And I'm like, how are they
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  Speaker 2: still never having colds? Nothing's wrong with them. And they're
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  Speaker 2: just like meat and cheese. I used to dream that
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  Speaker 2: they'd eat broccoli. But I tell myself, one day they're
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  Speaker 2: going to be shamed into eating other stuff by their
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  Speaker 2: peers or girlfriend or whatever. And one day, Brandon was
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  Speaker 2: just like, no, I want to eat healthier. And he
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  Speaker 2: like started jogging and like, you know, like trying different
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  Speaker 2: things and starting to cook and can totally cook for himself. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I mean, I encourage it, but I also
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  Speaker 2: like it also kind of came upon themselves. And I'm like, God,
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  Speaker 2: it is pretty great. And so we're going to go
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  Speaker 2: look at Oregon, Oregon State, Utah. He got into all
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  Speaker 2: those schools. Really? And we'll see. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I think now that he got into all these schools,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, are you sad that you didn't even try
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  Speaker 2: for any California schools? And he's like, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, okay, we're going to go and it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be really cold and whatever. We'll see. That's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, but he's.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have a four-year-old, so it's a whole different world. Well,
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  Speaker 3: there won't be a world.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to.
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  Speaker 3: Worry about it. My wife's always telling me about colleges.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, colleges? Who gives me some AI robot doing
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  Speaker 3: everything for us? She isn't. You know, like, that's a
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  Speaker 3: whole different world. We don't have to worry about that.
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  Speaker 5: Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're worried about, like, the next school. And we have
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  Speaker 3: to go to interviews for the next school.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because you're entering kindergarten next.
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  Speaker 3: There's seven kindergartens. Kindergarten one, kindergarten two. I'm like, what
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  Speaker 3: is she in now? I have no idea what grade
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  Speaker 3: she's in. I feel like this is kindergarten.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think she's in pre-K.
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  Speaker 3: What's the difference? They're finger painting. It's not like they're
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  Speaker 3: doing anything of substance. They're painting rocks.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just want to say I remember when Brandon
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  Speaker 2: was in preschool and we had this big sit-down meeting.
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  Speaker 2: Because they thought there was something wrong with him because
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  Speaker 2: he would climb on the outside of the play thing
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  Speaker 2: like he was doing it a different way. And then
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  Speaker 2: when he would fall, he wasn't overly sad about it.
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  Speaker 2: Or then he'd get up and don't go do something else.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, maybe he has some sensory issue or something.
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  Speaker 2: And so I go, oh, my God. So they give
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  Speaker 2: us this piece of paper saying all their concerns about him.
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  Speaker 2: And I go home and I have my, that day,
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  Speaker 2: my parents were still living next door. So they came
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  Speaker 2: to babysit and Peter and I like went to a
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  Speaker 2: dinner and we came back and my dad was like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: I read that report about Brandon and that is incredible.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, you mean the one where he might
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  Speaker 2: have like sensory issues and something's wrong with him? He's like, no.
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  Speaker 2: In his like World War II Marine mind, that showed
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  Speaker 2: that he was like a little badass that was thinking
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  Speaker 2: outside of the box. And also when he got hurt,
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  Speaker 2: Didn't really give a shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. All right.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, it turned out he was fine. So it's
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  Speaker 2: like all these young moms, like, my God, there's just
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  Speaker 2: so many things to worry about. And like, just like
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  Speaker 2: have faith.
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  Speaker 3: Have faith. Yeah, we're interviewing a lot.
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  Speaker 2: That you're a good mom and hopefully it'll all fall
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  Speaker 2: into place. Maybe not in the timeline of your neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know? I'm a dad, though. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a good, you know.
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  Speaker 3: You said you just have faith you'd be a good mom.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, good parent.
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  Speaker 3: Good parent.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. Exactly. That you're a good parent and you're
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  Speaker 2: there and there's going to be phases and there's going
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  Speaker 2: to be ups and downs.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm there more than most dads. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to speak for everybody, but I feel
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  Speaker 3: like I want a little more credit than I'm getting
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  Speaker 3: in the household because I'm there a lot. I am there.
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  Speaker 2: Believe me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing things.
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  Speaker 2: In the household, you're getting it from the outside people.
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  Speaker 2: Because at least in my day, it was Peter that
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  Speaker 2: was having to pick them up from school and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And then everyone just thought he was the greatest thing
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  Speaker 2: that ever lived. And then he headed up this golf
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  Speaker 2: tournament that made more money than the three-day carnival. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Because he is a dude and worked out the profit.
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  Speaker 2: And was like, this is a more profitable thing than
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  Speaker 2: having everybody... Try to, you know, make 25 cents off
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  Speaker 2: of like a little game. And so then, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they just thought he was the greatest thing. And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still doing everything too, though. Like I'm still cooking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to give some credit.
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  Speaker 2: It all works out. Come together for the kids.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we're doing.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: We're going to get into a few things and how
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: the world is ending in a minute. A Real Housewives
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  Speaker 2: of Salt Lake, we finished the season. We finished the reunion.
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  Speaker 2: I have to talk about it.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: There was this girl, Monica, that I've talked lots about.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: She turned out she was an internet troll. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I heard about it.
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  Speaker 2: She was a full internet troll.
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  Speaker 3: She had a name or something, right?
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  Speaker 2: Reality Von Teese.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Reality Von Teese.
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  Speaker 2: Who went after the girls. Really, she went after Jen Shah,
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  Speaker 2: who she tried to be Jen Shah's assistant because she
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  Speaker 2: wanted to be on the show. And she was like,
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  Speaker 2: Jen Shah's on the show. I want to be on
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 3: She's in prison now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But this was before she was in prison. And
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  Speaker 2: she was like, Kim Kardashian... made it because she was
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: Paris' organizer, assistant, basically, to do her closet. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to weasel my way in that way. Well, in it,
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  Speaker 2: she claims, I realized what a horrific person she was,
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  Speaker 2: and I started to record her, and I also suggested
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  Speaker 2: that she get cameras in her home, but when she
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  Speaker 2: hooked it up, the cameras came to Monica's phone. So
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  Speaker 2: then Monica sets up this fake account, This, you know,
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  Speaker 2: troll account anonymous called But Real Avantis. And in it,
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  Speaker 2: she starts releasing a video of Jen Shah, now convicted
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  Speaker 2: criminal of stealing from old people for 20 years, screaming
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  Speaker 2: at her designers. and her staff and being a horrific person.
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  Speaker 2: So I discover it and I'm like, oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: And I start corresponding with the person. I'm like, who
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  Speaker 2: are you? I thought it was the male designer. She
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  Speaker 2: claims a few of them were on it. She gets
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  Speaker 2: on the show, but also during the time, she would
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  Speaker 2: also post all this awful stuff about the other cast
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  Speaker 2: members under the guise of, look at the awful thing
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  Speaker 2: that Jen Shaw said about Heather Gay. But then she
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  Speaker 2: would show it like 15 times that she called Heather
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  Speaker 2: Gay Shrek or something awful. So, you know, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of them didn't really like this account. Then the account
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  Speaker 2: goes dark as far as she doesn't post anymore because
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  Speaker 2: she gets cast. She acts like she's friends with everybody
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  Speaker 2: and all this other stuff. And then the final scene
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: is when heather gay realizes what she has done and
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: you know it's pretty dramatic moment in reality tv and
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  Speaker 2: it's it's pretty so then they have the reunion and
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  Speaker 2: instead of her being like you guys i wanted to
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  Speaker 2: be on the show i did this shady fucking thing
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  Speaker 2: but i did really like you guys and i feel
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  Speaker 2: really bad about it she just doubled down monica's just
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  Speaker 2: doubling down and she's like so what like i you
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  Speaker 2: know so what you're awful too and like The production
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  Speaker 2: knew that I had a troll account. And Andy's like, no,
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  Speaker 2: they did not. We would have never hired you if
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  Speaker 2: we did. So then she kind of realized maybe that
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  Speaker 2: wasn't the lie to tell. So yesterday they announced, no,
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  Speaker 2: she's not coming back.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Which I think is the right thing because they're, they
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  Speaker 2: all are like, we hate her. We're never going to
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  Speaker 2: film with her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's the worst. Like how can we trust her when
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  Speaker 2: she was, and she put out lies and all this
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  Speaker 2: stuff about all these other people. Then Heather Gay finally
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  Speaker 2: admits that it was Jen Shaw, the convicted criminal, who
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: gave her this black eye last season. They all got
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: drunk and hung out. One morning she woke up with
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  Speaker 2: a black eye and she and Jen Shaw acted like
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: they didn't know how she got the black eye. And
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: people are like, did Jen Shaw get mad at you
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  Speaker 2: and punch you? And she was like, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. What happened? Then she goes on a
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  Speaker 2: book tour and she kind of jokes about what could
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  Speaker 2: have happened, but she never says it. And then yesterday
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  Speaker 2: they finally go, so Jen Shaw did get a black eye.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, yes. And they show like this footage where
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  Speaker 2: you can't hear them, but it sounds like it could
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  Speaker 2: be them working out the scheme that Jen Cha gave
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  Speaker 2: the black guy. And that was it. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: but you never explained why she gave you the black guy. Like,
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  Speaker 2: did they get fight? Like, I was like, I needed
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  Speaker 2: to hear something like we got really wasted. And I
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: said something and she jokingly hit me. I didn't think
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  Speaker 2: it was a big deal. And I woke up and
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  Speaker 2: the next day I had a black guy. But I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to say that she did it because I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want people to think that she was more violent
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  Speaker 2: than she was. Like, I still feel like we don't
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  Speaker 2: have the answer.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I think she's being careful because Jen Shaw is
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  Speaker 2: a badass who's in prison.
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: And I do think that is scary because they could
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  Speaker 2: meet somebody in prison.
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  Speaker 3: Send her after her?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they could send somebody after her or she could
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  Speaker 2: be sued or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, there's the whole thing. I think it is amazing
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  Speaker 2: because they, you know, and then Heather Gay says to Andy,
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  Speaker 2: which I thought was interesting, she goes, Andy, you know
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  Speaker 2: that Every housewife in every franchise says the only bad
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  Speaker 2: thing about this job is the horrible social media trolls
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  Speaker 2: and fans that go after you and are anonymous and
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  Speaker 2: all this stuff. And then now we have one in
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  Speaker 2: our cast. Like, we cannot– it's like having a terrorist, like,
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  Speaker 2: hanging out at your home. Like, it's just– so I
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  Speaker 2: agreed with all of that, and I thought she did
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  Speaker 2: a good job. And then I also thought that Lisa
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  Speaker 2: Barlow was like, Andy, I feel like you don't even
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  Speaker 2: care what we've been through. And so– She's not coming back.
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  Speaker 2: She'll probably go on some other housewives, not housewives, some
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  Speaker 2: other reality show like Villains or Traitors or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's it. So I had to fill it. I
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  Speaker 2: know you don't care, but I had to.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that I don't care. I have to fill
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  Speaker 3: it out. It's not my.
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  Speaker 2: But I know. But I just want to say it
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  Speaker 2: was kind of juicy because it was about the social media.
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  Speaker 3: You might as well have been speaking Chinese that last
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  Speaker 3: eight minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but it's okay because otherwise what am I
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  Speaker 2: going to do?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: You're right.
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  Speaker 2: So she got the boot. And here's the black guy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's fine with me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
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• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
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  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
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  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
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  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
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  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad.
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  Speaker 6: I need a home dad. What happens next?
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying.
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: happens next.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now let's talk about the other Assault on Women.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Oscar nominations.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: The only thing you really have to know is that
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: the director of Barbie was not nominated. Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie,
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: the star of Barbie, was not nominated. However, America Fiera
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: was nominated for Best Supporting. And then also Ryan Gosling was, uh,
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: nominated for man. Was he, was he supporting?
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Supporting. And so basically the Oscars, he's like, what could
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: be Barbie too? Like it's basically the storyline of like,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: we put this all together. We made the most money
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: and we still didn't get the two women didn't get nominated.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: And the guy did.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Which it's all.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Okay. Here's my opinion.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Please give your opinion.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Uh, First of all, the Oscars at this point, let's
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: face it, it doesn't have the pomp and circumstance or
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: whatever it once did. It feels like it's lost a
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: step over the past few years. For whatever reason, I'm
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: not exactly sure.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: And so for that reason, we need to get as
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: many eyes on it as possible. That's all the Oscars
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: is for. It's for ratings. So when they have voting, whatever,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: the Academy votes and they get these votes and they
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: count them all up and there's not Just change it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: This is not the presidency. You know, just like Greta
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Gerwig didn't get enough nominations.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Wasn't it the Oscars where they used to be like,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: and now.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: We have the accountants.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: They'd bring out their old-fashioned suitcases.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Two guys come out. They got a chain to their
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: arm or something. Price Waterhouse accountants. And I was like,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: nobody cares about the votes. People want to see Margot
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Robbie in a dress on ABC. That's what we want.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: So if she doesn't have enough votes, when you look
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: at it, you're dumb.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Well, she still could win an Oscar for best picture
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: because she is a producer. Okay. But still, not as
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: fun as Best Actress. Yeah. Not as fun.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: You just change it. Because there's been a few, every
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: year there's this big snub like this. This seems to
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: be a real big one, but there's always one. And
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: it's just like, well, that's the person we want to see. Right.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: You're all looking for ratings on this. So just change
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: it to Margot Robbie at the bottom.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't know how many people actually vote.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Are we talking thousands?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not exactly sure how the Academy works.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: But I mean, I really do think that if If
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: these people voted, really watched all the movies, which I
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: certainly did not.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: And they had to pick. Is it 10 for each
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: category now?
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: No, it's only 10 best pictures.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: So it's like six.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Could be up to 10.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's like six for the normal categories.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Five.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Five.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: So that's not a lot.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: No.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: So if you saw everything and then you really thought
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: about like whose performance really moved you and most likely
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: probably still 80% of the voting people, maybe not 80,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: but- a good majority might be older and might be men,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: or even older women might not feel like this Barbie
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: movie was the greatest thing they ever saw. And so
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: they're like, no, I'm going to vote for the old swimmer.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: What's her name?
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Nyad. Yeah. Annette Bening. Annette Bening, yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Annette Bening got nominated for being this.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Swim, yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: She's a lesbian swimmer, right? Yes. And so she swam
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: and swam and swam and swam, and good for her.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she was amazing. Uh-huh. Listen, I can't bring
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: myself to watch these movies. I'm like.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Which ones?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched any of them.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: What did you watch?
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Of course I watched May December, which was snubbed because
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: that was about the Mary Kay Letourneau story. There's only
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: a few stories in life that I'm obsessed with. That,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Mary Kay Letourneau, Menendez Brothers, Scott Peterson, which is getting
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: a reboot.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Getting a reboot in real life.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Because they have the L.A. Innocence Projects. And Betty Broderick.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Those are the only stories that I will revisit over
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: and over and over again. Not Oppenheimer.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: I will.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Watch the Oppenheimer.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: What about Maestro? The one about.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I don't want to watch it.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: That seems like.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I can't bring myself to see it. I don't want
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: to see the flowers in the wind.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Flowers.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: And I know people are going to write in and
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: be like, Heather, you'll love it. Maybe I will. Maybe
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I'll watch it. Maybe I will bring myself to watch it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll really like Put in my schedule. Every time
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I get in my bed or whatever and I have
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: time to watch something and I whip out the– and
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I start to look at the overwhelming things, I go
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: back to what I've been watching all week.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I think everybody does. Which is? Yeah, your phone.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: My phone?
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: And then when I can finally put down my phone,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: my new obsession, which I talked about last week, is
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: the return of 2010 Millionaire Matchmaker L.A.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Like the old ones? It's so comforting.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Patty Stanger looks like a completely different human.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: And she has these two punkers that are working for
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: her trying to find millionaires. It's like the most produced
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: fake thing.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Everyone has a sky top on. No one has eyelashes.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Everyone has thin lips.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute. So this is the actual old ones.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: It's not a reboot of it.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Netflix bought it. And I cannot stop. I just, I can't.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I like, there's something about that time of my life.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: It was like, we were at Chelsea Lately and my
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: kids were little. And I don't know. It's just like,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: it's so bad. It's good.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I can't. So, I mean, if I can turn that
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: off and watch these Oscar nominees.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I would think Kills of the Flower Moon might be
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: better than that, but I don't know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it is. But there's something about like finding
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: it and putting it on. And then also I think
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: when I would, back in the day when we would
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: get the screeners. And we would have DVD players and stuff.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: It kind of felt special. Like, ooh, everybody else has
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: to go to the movie theater.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: They'd have the FBI warning on the front. Like you
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: were actually breaking the law.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Right. And it was kind of like a flex. Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Where I was like, oh, saw that one. Saw that one.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, because we didn't have to go to
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: a movie theater. We could actually just watch it in
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: our house.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: We got the DVD sent to us. And now everyone
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: can watch it in their house.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: They can watch every single thing.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: And there's no coup about it. There's no flex.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Did you see Air, the Nike movie? No. I think
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: you'd like that. I think you'd like it. Check it out.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Ben Affleck.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Matt Damon. I feel terrible, but I'm just being honest.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I'm very authentic on the Juicy Scoop show, and I
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: just didn't watch anything.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you two movies to watch, and
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I think you're going to like both of them.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Air. I'll give you three. I'm going to give you Air.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a movie called Dumb Money.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Because they're interesting for several reasons.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I heard about that one.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Remember the whole thing about people buying the stock for GameStop? GameStop.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: It's about that.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Interesting story. And one about the guy who invented Hot Cheetos.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: And this is real. It's very good.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Is that a movie or doc?
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: It's a movie. Directed by Eva Longoria.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: And it's the guy who came up with the Hot Cheetos.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: And it's an interesting story.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Three guys who came up with a weird idea.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Nike.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Nike.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Dumb Money and Hot Cheetos. And they're all very good movies.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: So there you go. That's my pick.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I did watch Salt Burn. That's not an Oscar nominee,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: in my opinion. No, it's not.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: No, and it didn't get a nominee for anything.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: No.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Because, yeah. I mean, nobody wants to see somebody fucking
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: the dirt or whatever. Somebody told me about it. I'm like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: why do I need to watch that? And they're like,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: he was licking cum out of his drain or something.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what?
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: No.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: This is what I've heard.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: It is nuts. You do not need to watch.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Because the rest of it isn't that juicy. Like I
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: kept going, oh my God, this is gonna be like
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: one of those juicy rainy day movies. Like I'm so
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: excited to see it. It's gonna be like a talented Mr. Ripley.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: And there wasn't enough of that juiciness. And then those
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: three scenes that are so shocking, that are so like
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: really gaggable, kind of just makes you not even appreciate
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: the rest of it where there were some funny lines
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: and there were some cool moments. But there just wasn't enough.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: You're like, what is this? And you're like, wait, is
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: he gay? Is he straight? Are they rich? Are they satanic? Like,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: what the, what is, it was just like, I don't know,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: it wasn't good. I like the song, murder on the
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: dance floor.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that from Salt Bar?
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in it.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: It's in that. That's fine. All right. Okay, moving. And
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel's the host.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmel will be the host again. He gets the
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: job done. Yeah, he's perfect for it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: After this, I mean, are we going to risk a person? Now,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: we talked a little before the show started. We haven't
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: talked about it.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Our friend, Joe Coy.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It seems like old news now.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: It is old news.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: But it was a few weeks ago, yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: It is old news. But I think in light of
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: the Barbie thing, you know, that was a joke that
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: everyone got really mad about it. He's like, there's You know, whatever,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: based on a 700-page book and then based on a
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: doll with plastic boobies.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Which also, boobies is a word that Chelsea always used,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: so I feel like he picked it up in the
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: last three years. I was like, ha-ha, boobies. And it
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: was just such a dumb joke. And then for this
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: to happen where, again, it's like, ugh. These men just
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: think this is a dumb movie about Barbie stuff. And
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: guys just are like, if they don't like it, they
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: don't want to go see it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Whether you liked Barbie or not, it doesn't... Barbie brought
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: in a trillion dollars.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: And this whole town is built on the fact that
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: these movies need to make money.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: So the fact that this movie brought people back into
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: the theater, which is next to impossible these days.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: For that reason alone, they should have been nominated for everything. Because...
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: It's all, everybody sitting in the seats that night watching
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: the Oscars is dependent upon these movies making money.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I really think the way the movie thing has to
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: work in the Barbies is like, I talked about this before,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: but this past week it was the weekend I went
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: to go see White Chicks at this thing, Fork and Film.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: And much like the fancy movie theaters where you can
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: eat during it, they serve you during it. It was
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: like a pop-up at a little restaurant. The screen was great.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: The sound was great. Food was really yummy, creative menu
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: that had to deal with what you're watching on screen.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: And I brought Brandon and my sister and her kids
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: and my friend Kathleen. And it made it an event.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: And I think that's what happened with Barbie. It's like
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: you need to make it some kind of event. So
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: either it's a food thing or it's a show that's like,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: let's all dress up like Barbie. Let's all then... You know, let's,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: what makes, it's like when I do a live show,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like, what's so great is that the
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoopers get on a group text and go, okay,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: you guys, should we get six tickets? Let's all go together.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: It's like about, like, getting a group together somehow.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: And not every movie is like that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: And also.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: And not every movie can be like that.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: The other, the one that did get the most nominations
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: is Oppenheimer. I think it got 12 nominations. And the
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: only reason Oppenheimer was the success that it was is
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: because of Barbie. For whatever reason, it was all tag, Barbieheimer,
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: whatever it was.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: That's why– And Selling Sunset helped it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Selling Sunset?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Oppenheimer Tidy Twins.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that their name? Oh, yeah, they have– is
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: that their– No.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: It's Oppenheim Group.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Close enough.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Those guys helped too.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. I think they helped. I think they should
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: be invited to the Oscars. They really– you know what? Like, oh,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: my God, if I was doing it– maybe not the Oscars,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: but maybe if I was in charge of like the
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Golden Globes or whatever– I would have invited those little twins.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Just for fun.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Just for fun. Just for fun.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so that's my opinion on it. I mean, at
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: this point, I think you almost have to correct it
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: and say, all right, they're nominated. And then just give
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: her the award for best director.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Or all this talk will make people watch it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: It's already made a trillion dollars. Everybody's seen it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: It's funny. It's almost better that she wasn't nominated, the director, Greta.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Because then it's like, okay, motherfuckers.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Wait till you see my next one. Like for herself,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: but also for the world, it's almost better that she wasn't,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: that she is not going to win for this.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Because, you know, it's going to make her next project
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: that hopefully like she's going to be that much.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: More into it. I often wonder if they care about,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: because Leonardo DiCaprio is also snubbed for Kills of the
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Flower Moon. And I wonder if he cares. Like he's
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: going to be. He's Leonardo DiCaprio. I wonder if his
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: agent calls him and goes, bad news. And he goes,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't have cell service on my yacht.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: What?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: There's models everywhere. They're blocking.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I can't hear.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: He's like, I don't. Oh, so I don't have to
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: go to the Oscars?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I'm fine.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I always love it because it's like, well, I was sleeping.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I actually forgot that the nominees were coming. And my
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: agent or my PR person called me at 5 a.m.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I thought someone died.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, hello.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: And it's such bullshit, too, because there's like nine award
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: shows leading up to it. You know damn well.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, what? You did it. You were nominated.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: And then my team was at my doorstep with coffee
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: and donuts. Or when they announce it and it's like
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: the people in the press are like, whoa. You just
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: hear that.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you watch the award shows? Are you still
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: like a fan?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Um, I skimmed through them this year. I could skim
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: through it. Cause like, obviously I was interested in Joe
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Coy and Chelsea. So like I, I kind of got
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: through it and I looked for the highlights and, and then,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: but once I have one on, I like, I don't
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: really turn away. Like if I, if I commit to
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: turning it on, I do kind of watch it. I
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: do like the fashions and all that kind of stuff.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I like the holdovers too. Paul Giamatti. That's a really
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: good movie. You should watch that one. I'm trying to
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: give you movies that are under two hours at the EcoWatch.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: No, I thought the holdovers might be a good thing
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: for me to watch with Brandon because he goes to
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: an all-boy school. Yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: So I thought, like, he might like it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you might get something out of it. Yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I made him watch Salt Burn.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Child abuse.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: What?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Do that?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, this is going to be a
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: juicy movie. Everyone's talking about it. I didn't know what
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: the scenes were. So the first scene was sucking up
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: the cum from the bathtub.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Okay. So that's pretty gross for him. And then the
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: next was, you know, going down on someone that's that
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: time of the month. Okay.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: And then the third was the grave.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Fucking the grave.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then there was another thing that then he
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: finally just walked out.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: And there was only like seven minutes left. And so
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: then I was like, Brandon, it all like concluded. Do
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: you want me to like tell you what happened? You know,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: you want to come back and watch the end? And
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: he's like, no. And then he guessed the ending.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I guess it wasn't that
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: juicy if you had figured it out before. Like, you know,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: but he'll forgive me. Whatever. Okay.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: We're good.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: But maybe I'll watch that. Okay, so Crystal Hefner. It's
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: all coming out. The book came out. She's looking to
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: change her name. She says the first time that she
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: had sex with Hugh Hefner. It's the classic story now
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: we've heard from everybody. No one's hiding the secret of
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: what it's like. You have to go in a room.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: He lays there. He gets hard somehow. He turns on
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: the porn. And then you and the other girls have
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: to hop on with no condom. Oh, several girls. Several girls.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: You have to hop on with no condom and baby oil.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: And then a lot of people.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Baby oil like where?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: For the lube. And then she said, that's not a
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: good idea. And it gave a lot of girls infections.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: So that wasn't really fun.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: And then she was like, get me out of here.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Then she goes and runs to Dr. Phil's son, Jordan.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: And they date for a while. But then she's like, no,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: this isn't working for me either. So she goes back.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: And now she's like, well, he's pretty misogynistic. You know,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: she's like, he was, you know, wasn't that nice?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Hugh Hefner?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Are you surprised? And then, wait, wait, there were
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: some other like kind of interesting things about it. Wait,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: let me find. She, but you know. So then she's like, well,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: then I stayed with him. I don't know what she
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: was expecting it to be. I think when you marry
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: someone that old, you're expecting that they wouldn't live as
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: long as they did. And that the sex would stop.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: And I guess it really didn't for a long time.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: She said, I was never in love with Hef, but
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I loved this old man in the ways that you're
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: supposed to love your elders. She said, I ran straight
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: to Jordan and hid from it all, moving in with Jordan. However,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: it felt overwhelming and intense. Their dynamics started to sour
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: pretty quickly, so she went back. Then she said, I
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: not only had Lyme disease, but I also had breast plant.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Her breast plants were causing her illness. So then that
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: wasn't fun. And then she also suggested that she might
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: have been exposed to toxic and mold exposure. Which totally
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: makes sense.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: In the house.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Because yeah, that old brown water bed or whatever it was.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, there was definitely toxic.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Mold in that house. A lot of oak and, you know, mahogany.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And like, it seems like nobody ever like got
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: a vacuum going in there.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Remember that old lady who was like his assistant, just
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: sitting in a closet all the time. They'd pop in
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: on her. She's like, oh, I'm sorry. Hefner's going to
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: be late for lunch.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: There were unspoken rules. The number one rule of living
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: in the mansion was you always had to adore Hugh.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: The second was a plastic surgery rule, which she claimed
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: made the women in the house competitive. So who was
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: going to get the best implants? She got a nose
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: job and liposuction. And then he was diagnosed with an
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: aggressive E. coli infection. Oh. But she did hold his
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: hand until the end.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, that.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: But anyway, she said, overall, Crystal felt that he had...
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: never taken a moment in his entire life to figure
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: out how to please someone else. So that was real shocking.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Guess what? Doesn't go down on anybody.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did you expect the 91 year old
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: to just like really know how to satisfy a woman?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: She's like, what?
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: She's like, this isn't salt burn lady.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: She's like, Oh wow. I really would have thought, you know,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: being that he was such this like man of playboy
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: that he, no, he doesn't care about satisfying other women.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, I was like, please, Get the baby oil, sweetheart,
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: and no funny business. I'm just going in for a
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: few minutes, and then I'm coming out.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I think Casablanca's on tonight.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: That was my favorite joke he used to do. Just
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: what a 22-year-old girl wants, to sit on an old
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: dusty couch and watch Humphrey Bogart movies. Now, when did
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: she rant to Dr. Phil Sanchez? Get me out. I mean,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: in a way, I know I've heard this story a
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: million times.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Every time. playboy playmate tells their story about it whatever
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: right and it's just like well of course it's all
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: very interesting and you can sympathize but there's also a
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: side of you it's like but you kind of knew
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: what this was gonna be like what you think it
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: was gonna be it's the playboy mansion and all that
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: you know and then.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Weird once she got married i mean she's probably like
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: how many years do i even have to wait right
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: for this to end you know soon yeah he's really
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: quite old But what they say, a woman who marries
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: for money, works harder, is the hardest job that any
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: woman could ever have.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Because it's a transactional marriage. It's never going to be
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: on the equal level. You're going to have to agree
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: to everything. Even if he's rich, trust me, you're not
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: going to probably have a good out when you're ready
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: to leave. Yeah. And then also it's the power thing.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: So if she had tried to leave beforehand, to try
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: to be an actress or anything, he still had a
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: lot of power and connections. So he probably would have
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: killed any opportunity she really had.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: So she was probably just like, you know what, I'm
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: just going to power through. And then it's been quite
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: a few years since she wrote the book, and now
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: she's setting out to change her name was the last
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: thing I saw. Oh, okay. Get rid of Hefner.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: But Kendra Wilkinson said that she got high at a
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Sublime concert the day that Hugh Hefner died and she
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: doesn't feel badly.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Good for her. Not the way to turn it around. Yeah. Good.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Tristan Thompson has been suspended for 25 games for violating
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: NBA's anti-drug program.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw that. I mean, this guy, he just
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: can't stay out of trouble, huh?
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: They said, according to the NBA, the Cleveland Cavaliers forward
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: tested positive for banned substances, and it's called ibutamorin. And anyway,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: they are, you know, I guess they're like steroids. I
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: think so. So, you know, all the stuff writes itself,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: you know, like he cheated on Chloe. He's cheated with
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Jordan Woods and with other women and had another baby with.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: And her whole family seems to stick by him and
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: think he's the greatest dad ever. And now this thing
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: is pretty bad. So when you are suspended since you're,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: you know, a dude. Yeah. So you missed 25 games
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: in the season over by an end.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Uh, in the case of the NBA, no, I think
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: there's 80 something games. So there's a, there's a lot.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: So then you're suspended for 25 games to make sure
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: that the drugs are out of your body and then
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: they retest you. And then if they want you back,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: then they let you back in.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. And if he gets, I think he tests again,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: he's out for like a whole season, like next season.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: If it's the same rules as major league.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: So, and then won't it be interesting if once they,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: the 25 games are up and they test him and
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: there's nothing in his system. What if he just totally sucks?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Well, he, he probably could. Yeah.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Like without them.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: A lot of times that's happened. Like they get off the,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: you know, they just don't have the same career they
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: once had because I guess this stuff works, you know.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: See these guys hitting, you know, 100 home runs.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: And they get off it and they hit 20 home runs.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: It's like, and then they're like, oh, but you're, yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: you're cheating. You know, that's like the way people feel
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: about a Zen pick. You're cheating.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Cheating what? I know. Cheating, wanting to get into a
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: size four jean. Like, what is it your issue? Like,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: what do you care?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: That's the kind of way I felt about like the
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: steroid era of sports, you know, because if they're going
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: to charge, you go to a baseball game now, it's
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: $ 400 for a good ticket.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Used to be $ 10. So you want to see them
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: all in steroids. Yeah, exactly. So I want to see
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: 20 home runs. If I want to see ground balls
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: to the pitcher, I'll go watch my daughter play softball.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: No, maybe you're right.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck it. Everyone.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: But then there's still going to be the people that
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: then don't have the opportunity to get the drugs or
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: don't want to take the drugs. You've got to take
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: the drugs off the table. When did the drugs first
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: become known?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Jose Canseco, I think, was the first one to really
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: put it on the map. You probably remember him. He
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: was this crazy jacked up. It was just, I mean,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: to look at that era like you watch old.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Is Jose Canseco the one that hates A-Rod?
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: And like trolls him on the internet?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Because he's the one, first person who said, broke down
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: the steroid thing in baseball. And all the other baseball
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: players were like, I mean, there were guys who looked
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: right at the camera because they had to go to
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: some congressional hearing about it. And they would look right
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: in the camera. I think it was Rafael Palmeiro was
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: one of them. He looked right in the camera. He's like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I did not do steroids. And of course he was-
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Like a Clinton.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I did not have sex with that woman.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Completely steroided out for his entire career. And most of
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: them were. Anyway, that's a boring story for this podcast.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: No, but I mean, it is interesting. So, you know,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: we'll see. Okay, meanwhile, in the Kardashian world, Kanye West
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: had his now legal wife, not legal wife, I don't know,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: but she was just having to cook in this kitchen
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: that's just nothing fancy. It looks like, you know, it
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: looks like a small house that redid their kitchen in
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: like 1995 and she's wearing a black, you know, zip-up
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: dominatrix hoodie boots and the tiniest one piece. And then
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: another one, he put her in a black dominatrix jacket
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: with these weird shoes. And, of course, Franjola, I noticed
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: you had a funny little comment under here. Chris bringing
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: the comedy in the comments. He writes, do you live
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: in a one bedroom in Yucca?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Well, if you guys knew Yucca here in Hollywood, it's
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: a street and there's the apartments on that street. This
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: makes so much sense.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Like we're ready to see those blinds. Yeah. And there's
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: only like three missing that cover.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: The aluminum sliders. Yeah. This looks exact. That brown carpet,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: that kitchen that you saw in the earlier picture.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Green walls with white trim.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: It's also a one bedroom apartment on Yucca.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: It really is.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: And that's why I was, that was the most shocking
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: thing about the pictures. I find this girl to be
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: very attractive.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Very attractive.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: She's a very good looking person.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like, why is someone not, you know.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Rescuing her.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I have said it and I think I'm on the
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: right side of history in my prediction. I think she's
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: completely in on it.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: In on it.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I don't think they even fuck.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Right. Like the other girl.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like Julia Fox said, they never boned. And I
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: think she's like, fine. I think she's getting paid under
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: the table to go along with it. Right. She came
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: from some mafia family, allegedly from Australia.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: And I think she's just like, I don't care. Like,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be more famous than anybody and whatever.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: If I want to leave in a month, I'm going
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: to walk away with probably a couple million dollars.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: I always wonder when.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: So then he did a photo shoot and he invited
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the paparazzi.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so she has some, like, weird, like, fur
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: rug on her head and something. And then he is
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: covered playing the piano while she does it, this video,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: with his head. And then here they are wearing raincoats,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: and they're both naked underneath, or she's just naked underneath
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: a pair of boots. Uh-huh. And then this is the
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: best one. She wore these pants, these little shorts, that had, like,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: a little circle.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Like a dick hole.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: And this guy, yeah, Gillette Slays, I follow him on TikTok,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: he said it's for... You wear these to do a
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: strap on.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: And remember when Amber Rose had that great Twitter thread
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: where she said he likes me to do butt play
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: with him and everything.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if he wants people to know.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I feel like everything is deliberate. So I don't think
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: that she just threw these on before going out and
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: she used them the night before to like service Kanye.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I think everything is deliberate and he doesn't care.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I don't have those in my underwear drawer.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: But, like, look at his, like, awful outfit for just
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: going out. He wears, like, a crop top sweatshirt. He
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: looks heavy. He needs the Ozempic, honestly.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I just don't understand when you'd start dating somebody. I
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: don't know how they met. Did they ever say how
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: they met?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: She worked for him or something. Hired him. And then
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: he chose her because she looks like Kim. And the
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: other thing is, is this his art of mocking Kim?
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: He found a girl that looks like Kim. Like it's,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. What do you call it when people
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: do like, where they're like live art, like doing something.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Performance art.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I think this is his version of performance art. Right.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: And it's to mock Kim and her sexuality and, you know,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: and how sexy she was. He found a girl that's
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: like a younger, more natural, pretty, very pretty version, very
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: similar to Kim's face.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: The greatest, the greatest 15 minutes of my life was
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: years ago. My brother, my older brother was dating a
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: performance artist in New York City. And, you know, that's
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: what she called herself, I guess, you know. And, My
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: mother trying to explain to my father what a performance
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: artist was. My father just couldn't understand it. Now, she's
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: an artist? She does paintings?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: No, no, Gene.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: She's a performance artist. She does performance. Like what type
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: of performance? And then my mother's explaining. I don't know.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: He eats dog food or something. But she's a bullshit artist.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: That is something you can't explain to an old white guy.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: So many movies have scenes of people going to an
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: art opening or art exhibit or walking up and looking
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: at something and then a guy hits on you. And
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I'd watch so many movies and then I'm like, I'm
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: going to go to a museum by myself today and
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: obviously I'm going to love it and I'm going to
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: have someone hit on me and experience. After a little bit,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, All right.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I know. It can be... I mean,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: it's a good thing to do for yourself or for
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: the kids, but I feel like it's in so many
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: movies and it's not in real life. How often are
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: normal people going to art openings? I don't know. Unless
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: you're in that world.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I know, but I feel like... Yeah, there's a couple
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: of good... I miss the days of speaking of that
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: type of behavior. Like the 80s or early 90s movies
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: where the rich people were just... aghast that a poor
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: person would even enter the same room. And they would
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: visibly and audibly just.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Go, oh. And also the soundtrack is always like, like
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: opera music.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Like Tom Cruise comes into that in Cocktail, I believe.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: He gets into a fight at an art exhibit.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I will say.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: He was a bartender. What the hell are you doing here?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Not to toot my own horn, but the White Chicks jokes,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Totally funny. Completely held up.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, really? That's good.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Really funny and totally held up. I mean, yes, you're
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: watching a ridiculous fun movie, but there were some really
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: funny jokes that I forgot about that were in there.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I agree. That's so true. Okay. So Travis, Kelsey,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: he did the little heart thing.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: They're definitely together. The brother took off his shirt and-
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Then he helped this little girl say– like I guess
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: the little girl was a Taylor fan.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: But so she was behind their rich person booth.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: But she looked– she had pretty good seats too. So
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: then he went down and lifted her up so that
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: she could, like, wave to Taylor. But Taylor didn't come down.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: He didn't let the little girl go in.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, people criticized that. It was like,
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't let a grown man pick up my daughter.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: And other people are like, oh, God, leave it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Alone, you weirdo. This is a nice moment, you fucking weirdo.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: They're like, he's a dad of three kids.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Just enjoy something. Enjoy something, you fucking maniacs.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: But, you know, he had fun. And, you know, this
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: is all for podcast listens, obviously. Their show is... Killing it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Kelsey brothers.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: But I was going to say, and then she had
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: this guy got arrested in front of her apartment, the stalker. Yeah,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: he'd been loitering around in front of her apartment. And
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: not that I don't want to take anything from her. Right.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: But do you know how many women have strange people
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: loitering in front of their apartments these days and the
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: police will never come or care? Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: we all have people loitering that are saying weird shit
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: in front of our apartments. We can't.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't live in an apartment, but I mean,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: they're so, you know, it's like, what are you supposed
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: to do? I'm like, wow, they really went. Like, good
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: for them for arresting him. And I definitely think he's
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: a threat, but like, it'd be nice if other people
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: could get that kind of response.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, this story is crazy. So this man.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Also Kansas City Chiefs related.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Because they were watching the game.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were Chiefs fans, yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: These four guys were watching. They went over to this
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: one guy's house, and they watched the game. Now, there
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: was a fifth man who said, I left. And by
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: that time, they were watching Jeopardy. The game had ended,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: and I left.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Something strikes me is that none of these guys are
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: good at Jeopardy.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: This isn't a funny story per se. Every.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: So anyway, the three guys that were left at the
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: one guy's house, nobody hears from them. And they're like, wait,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: they went to this guy's house. They text him. They
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: try to message him on Facebook. No one gets a
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: hold of him. They watch the game on Sunday. Not
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: until Tuesday did the owner of the house respond. And
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: finally they came to the house. People came to the
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: house and they're like, where are they? And they realized
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: that they were all three dead in the frozen snow
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: and frozen on his back porch. So it always takes
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: a while to find out what is in their system,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: what happened. He said, now his attorney is saying the
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: owner of the house was sleeping on his couch for
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: two days. He didn't wake up till Tuesday.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: If that is the case, then they're either going to
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: find some weird drugs in these people's bodies.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: It sounds exactly like, you know, I mean, I've heard
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: these stories before. It sounds like, you know, what is
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: that drug that's in all the cocaine? Yeah, fentanyl. It
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: sounds very fentanyly.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Like they just tried something for fun.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: And then they went outside to like have a cigarette
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: or something and then just all just like dropped dead
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: and the other guy was already passed out and he lived.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, You know, and then, well, who knows where
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: they got the drugs from? from you know that's always
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: something that they talk about will we prosecute drug dealers
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: that or people or or they're trying in certain cities
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: to prosecute people who just give you a drug that
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: might have the fentanyl if you die i could be
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: that in you know involved in your death so i
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: don't know but um Obviously, this guy, they're going to
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: talk more to the guy who owns the house. And
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I think that's a pretty good defense is that I
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: was asleep for two days.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: You think that's a good defense?
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: I do think that's a good defense because I think
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: it's going to turn out that we all did a drug.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: And I passed out and they went outside and I... Like,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: I don't, what's the alternative? That I killed all three
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: of my friends and locked the door? Right. And let
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: them freeze.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: While I made pancakes? I feel like there's other ways
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: out of the backyard. Like, if the door was locked,
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: they're like, well, just go to the gate. Like, they
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: must have died of something else.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I think they definitely died of
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: a drug overdose something. And they happened to be outside,
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: high or talking or whatever, and then just it all
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: hit them at the same time. And he probably should
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: have died too, but he woke up two days later. Yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Very weird. Okay. Sofia Vergara now says
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: that she and Joe, her husband, they did get divorced
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: because he wanted kids and she was like, no. I'm
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: heading into menopause. I think she's 50 or close to it.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, she's 51.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: He's 47. And she has a son that she had
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: at like 19.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I'm down to just be a grandma.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe in a few years he'll be a grandma. But like, no,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I don't want this. And I thought it was the chihuahua.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think that helped.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: He had a little chihuahua that was not into her
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: And then he brought around everywhere. He now has a
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: new girlfriend who's like 33.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Saw that.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: And I just feel like– I think this sometimes can happen.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: But I think whether you're the man or the woman
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: in the situation– how is this not like decided and
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: agreed upon that you're going to have kids or you're not,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: or you're going to try and you're not. Cause I think,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: I think he lied. And I think he told her like, no,
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I'm totally good.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: And then they started having marital problems. And then he
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: was like, you know what? I gave up everything for you.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Like I'm never going to be a dad. And then
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: she's like, Oh fuck you. You know, go be a dad. Then,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: you know, like, you know, after what she's been through
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: with the ex-husband who hijacked their eggs, those twin eggs,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: do you know what that, those twin, any where else?
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: So she had an ex-husband.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: And they had made embryos together.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: And they had agreed that, you know, if they didn't
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: stay together, whatever, then the embryos would be destroyed. They
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: break up. He's not a winner. He's nowhere near like
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: her success. Yeah. She's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: And he is like, no, I would like to have
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: these two embryos put into a surrogate and raise them.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: And she's like, No, I, we decided I, no, I
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: don't want, it went on for years and he got
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: like all the religious people backing him. Like these are
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: two embryos that deserve to live because they're essentially a life.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: And in the end, um, she won to get possession
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: of them again to either donate them, destroy it, whatever
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: she wants. And, but it was a good lesson for
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: people to learn not to make embryos with somebody that
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: you're not a hundred percent sure you want to be with.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: I've always said that. I've always, That is a rule
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: I live by.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Everybody knows that. No, but this is what I'm like. Girls,
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: have the babies on your own.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Like just get a donor sperm or whatever. And then, hey,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: if the guy comes along, great. And then when he's gone,
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: he can't decide if your kid gets to play soccer
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: or not. You're in charge. Anyway.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: So imagine when the yellow lands on his feet. He's
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: got a new girl. He's hosting a game show. I
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: saw he's the host of. a deal or no deal
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: on an Island.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like that's what you got to do
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: with reality shows.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Now you put it on an Island.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: So you take, you got to get cute, put them
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: in a bathing suit.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: And get them on an Island. So it's deal or
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: no deal on an Island. And he's the host.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: It's called deal or no deal.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: On an Island. With the, with, The Meghan Markle stuff?
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's suitcases. There's money hidden somewhere in
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: the jungle and you got to find it.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Meghan Markle and Harry just went to Jamaica.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: To do the red carpet for the One Love, the
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Bob Marley movie.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: The Bob Marley movie.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: That one, like, I'll go see. Oh, yeah? Yeah, that one.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: I like the music.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Why not? Okay.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Go see it.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Kind of light and fun. Yeah. A little fancy movie theater.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: have like a mai tai.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Nobody fucking the dirt you're like all right we don't
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: need to listen a couple songs get.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Us out of here they're in jamaica and i just
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: i'm like i know that they hopped on someone's private
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: jet for.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Free absolutely they what do you think they flew your spirit.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: No but i just wonder like who yeah like who
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: still wants to like have them be the oh anybody
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: would i've heard some people have gotten tired of like
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: them mooching on but anyway um okay so then she
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: um Is now facing a lawsuit for the failing members
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: of the role that she's playing. So she's playing this
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: female drug lord that comes out today, Thursday.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: On Netflix, right?
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: On Netflix. A limited series. And she kind of changed
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: her look and everything. I'm very excited. I think it'll
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: be really good. And the relatives are saying, well, when
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: we talked to Netflix about this and we told them stories.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Off the record that we said, we don't want this
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: being portrayed in the series, and now it is. So
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: we're suing. I'm like, good fucking luck. Anyway, she's not worried.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: She was dancing in Miami with her girlfriends. Not childless,
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: because she has a child. But no babies in sight,
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: doing killer movies and things she wants to do.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's on top of the world.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, please have some fun. Okay, Amy Robach and TJ Holmes.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: They get their podcast. This is not number one. This
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: is getting press every single episode. What is going on?
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Have you listened to any of it?
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: No.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I have. It is, man, it is so boring.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: It's so boring.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Congratulations to you who does an interesting podcast and myself
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: who do.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you. It's not easy.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: It's not easy. And I think people like this learn
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: that after four episodes, like we're out of things to
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: talk about. And as you can see, this is what's happening.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Well, she's getting bitter.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: According to this, she's getting a little bitter because she's
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: like they started to bicker and they had to start
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: to have like some awkward moments. These are the things
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: that they've revealed on it. One, that they were like
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: functioning alcoholics after they were fired. Right. And they would
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: go for a run and start drinking at 10 and
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: he was having 18 drinks a day. The other one
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: is they like to have shower sex. Okay.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: The other one is that when they get in a fight, he...
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: basically does the silent treatment and just goes away and
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: ignores her for three days or whatever, which is super annoying.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And now she's like, if this doesn't work out between us,
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's gotta work out between us because
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: we've given up everything and actually I'm kinda pissed at
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: you because I don't wanna do this fuckin' podcast with
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: you anymore. Now she realizes it's not that easy, it's
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: not that fun, and she'd much rather walk into a
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: studio With people fluffing her hair. And the whole world
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: seeing her and being done at 10 and not producing
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: her own shit and figuring out what we're going to
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: say and arguing with this fucker.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: You know? And so, yeah. So it's, yeah. Welcome. Welcome
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: to podcasting with your spouse.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Not to be this guy. Be this guy. But don't
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: we all kind of want to see this one break up?
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, in a way. Well, I mean, there's... Because
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: they're a little much.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: But I'm the first to admit that, you know, when
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I see that someone... undeservingly gets a podcast and has
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: articles written about them every day. And I think I've
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: maybe been in the press maybe 10 times over a
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: thousand episodes. Like, and cause I don't have a PR
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: person like, you know, funneling it through or calling Harvey Lund.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: So I'm kind of like, yeah, well, I won't be
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: sad if this fails. Like, please. Like there's people that
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: do this for a real job that, and we didn't,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: we didn't have this, I'll just do a podcast after
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I got fired for like being married and screwing some
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: guy that also was married. So who knows? This couple
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: was on a flight.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: And they demanded that their child, they had two first
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: class tickets in one economy. Right. The economy was in
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: the child's name. And then they were like, well, we
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: need another first class for the child because the child
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: can't sit by themselves. And of course, anybody would be like,
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: one of you. can sit with the child up front,
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: and the other parent has got to go back there. Like,
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: someone's got to sacrifice. But I think they thought that
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: that would be their little trickery. Like, who's going to
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: put a little toddler by themselves? And the whole flight,
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: everyone had to get off. Do you imagine?
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's a lot.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Of new stories going on there. This other one, they said,
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: This guy looked out the window and saw that this
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: flight was missing all these bolts on the wings. Yeah.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: So then they called and they said, okay, we'll fix it.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: But like, we probably would have been fine. So thanks
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: for being such a narc and rooting our flight.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say this about the door that flew
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: off the Alaska Airlines. Yes, please do. Let's, okay. Okay.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: That was crazy. And it was, nobody got hurt. One
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: kid lost a t-shirt. That's what I've heard. And other
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: than that, it was, but let's give. simpson some credit
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: to the mechanics or whoever keeps these planes running because
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: it's shocking that that incident is the only one that
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: has happened in forever. And there are planes, millions of
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: flights every day, millions of planes, and nothing really happens ever.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: And that's what we should be focusing on. The positive odds.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: Not the one door that came off, but all the
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: doors that stay on. How's that? Thank you very much, everyone.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Can Delta Airlines.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Wasn't it that those two seats where the door blew off,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: they were never sold? Or that no one ever sat
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: in it?
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: Nobody sat in it, yeah. There was one kid close.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: But don't you think that is weird, either divine intervention
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: or human intervention? How is that?
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I don't think they could... Yeah,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: who knows? But it's just... I watched the video of it,
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: and I thought everybody was being really... a little too
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: calm like there was one guy just sitting there his
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: hair was like blowing and the window the door was.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Off so the door just fell off like mid flight I.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Guess it wasn't supposed to be a door to begin
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: with they put these doors on these that type of
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: plane oh and it wasn't actually a door it wasn't
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: a functional door from what I'd heard but it's yeah.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Because I'm always if I can't afford the first class
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: I do the exit row right which always stresses me
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: out because I'm like, there's no way I'm going to,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: you got to help. I'm going to know how to
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: do this and open the door. Like I'm, we're definitely
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: going to burn if it's up to me. Like, and
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: then if I, if I do get out there, I'm
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: not going to be like the last one to go
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: with the captain. I'm going to go down the slide first. Yeah.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: And then just act like I didn't realize it.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: I would imagine you're the type to crawl over children
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: to get out. I got, I got shit to do.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: I got a, I got a, 9.30 show.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. I don't know. So this guy, Nick Cannon,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: was saying that he said to the New York, there's
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: this rapper who got five foot pregnant at the same time.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: And now Nick Cannon's like, oh, rest up and go
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: to therapy. And these girls are all excited on TikTok
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: that they're all going to have their babies together. And
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, what are these girls thinking? I guess they
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: just don't care. I just think they just think I
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: can make money on TikTok and I don't need to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: really worry about it.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: I was just in Las Vegas for a week. I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: was in seven days. I was in Las Vegas performing.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: And there's a lot of kids in the casinos. But
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: like little kids, like two.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: One, two, at midnight, 11 p.m.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: But they can't be in the place where you're playing, right?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: They can't touch. No, I don't think they can go
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: on the carpets. They have to stay on the path
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: that leads to wherever. I don't know.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: That makes me so uncomfortable that you could be distracted.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: And then some creep takes your kid.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if there's any of that
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: going on, but there's a lot of kids in the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: casino at midnight.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: I remember when it first became that they were like, like,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: it was like 25 years ago where all of a
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: sudden they're like, cause there was like the Vegas time,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: like the casino time.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: That everybody like was glamorous and it was like this
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: fabulous place to go. Then it like blew, like in
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: the nineties, then it was like, this is becoming too
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: kid friendly. Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Remember they went, they, they like, that's, that was the angle.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: They went kid friendly.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And now it's just like, I don't know. There's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: just so many choices. Did you go by the fountain blue?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: No, because it's apparently dead. Like, there's nobody there. They've
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: just fired their third CEO in, like, a month.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Yeah. You can't even go to, like, the
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: fancy restaurants or anything? No.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's nothing going on there. I went over
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: in that area.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: So, anyway, it's an interesting story, what's happening to the
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Fountain Blue.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: So, and then this guy is the biological father of
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: 97 kids. Okay. He's now pushing for sperm to be,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I guess, not... Like overly used. You can buy the sperm.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: You can buy the whole lot, which is what I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: would suggest any girl to do.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: What do you mean the whole lot?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Like if you go to a sperm bank.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: And you pick this. I choose to just lick it
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: out of a drain. That's how I get my sperm.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: No, like if you go to a sperm donor and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: you pick out this guy and he's cute and, you know,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: and everybody wants the guy that's like of a certain height.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: You don't want him to be.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: You want him to be like, you want him to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: be good at everything. So you want like the medical
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: student who also plays guitar. but also was like on the,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: on like, you know, the tennis team or the baseball
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: team or something. And you know, has, and then you
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: only can like look at their baby pictures and then
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, I want that. But for an extra amount,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: which some people can't afford, you can say, I'm going
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: to buy all of this.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: So he can't have other.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: People can't buy it. And then they can't. So that,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: I think that's going to be more what's going to
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: happen now because now he's like meeting with all these
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: kids and.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: You know, So this guy, I mean, that was like
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: his business. He just went in.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's probably, he was an engineer and, you know, and,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: and so he was smart and it was, you know, easy,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: easy money. And I guess, I guess, you know, and
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: just like a premium egg, he probably was a premium
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: sperm donor and made a lot of money. All right.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Whacking off. But then there's all these, you know, kids
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: running around now, Chris.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Get ready for the end of the world. Oh, no.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Ancient zombie viruses are trapped in the Arctic ice.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: And they could unleash a deadly new pandemic. It's a
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: tangible threat.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I don't really understand the science thing, but I guess
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: it's like as the snow melts, there could be something
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: down in the earth that could come up and be
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: really fucking gross and take us down.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah. I mean, isn't this like the plot of.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: You know, the... Creature from the Black Lagoon and things
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Yes. There's this. And then the next thing I saw
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: was spring of 2024 maybe buzzing with an explosion of
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: more than one trillion. How do you say this?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Cicadas.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Cicadas.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: The first time they're going to hit in 221 years.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, all right.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: But what happened? Remember when there was all like those
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: birds that showed up or all those dead birds?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Just fell out of the sky.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they just fell out of the sky. There's all
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: that weird shit. There's aliens. And then I'm still like, wait,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: you know what we haven't heard about this week? The list.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: The Epstein list.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: Where are they?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Where are they? We still don't know? No, I think
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: it came out.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: It just wasn't that exciting. It was like people we
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: all heard before.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that it? Yeah.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: You know, I mean, as far as I know, I
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: don't know. You know, what I had read was Bill
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Clinton and Prince Andrew and David Copperfield.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: And we're like, yeah, obviously.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we heard that.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like it was like such not like a
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: juicy scoop.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: I think that's what happened. It wasn't as juicy as
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: everyone was hoping it was going to be.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Well, there's just no, but there's still, I think that's, yeah,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: like where is the evidence? Or if they really did
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: collect all that stuff and they have all these videos
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: and stuff. It takes someone to be like, yeah, okay,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: let's share it. And whoever that person is, is getting
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: paid to say, oh, we misplaced it. It's in the
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: storage units on the Palm, whatever.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: For some reason, to me, the Jeffrey Epstein story just
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: doesn't do it for me because I'm like, what? Old
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: men are perverts? Like, yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all. Like,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: none of this... Like, especially the people they're talking about.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, well, we all knew that about, like,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: a Bill Clinton type.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that, yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Like, if I saw something like, even the David Copperfield one,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: we all kind of knew he was a little pervy.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: That's been out there before. And I also just think, like,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: I remember I did, like, a follow-up on it, and
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: it was, like, my worst episode. And I thought, like,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: everybody would want to know about this. And I'm like,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: I guess, just like anything, they just get over it.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: It's like Kim Kardashian is now the face of Balenciaga,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: and everybody's like, so what?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, right, right.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: And it's like, yeah, everyone gets over everything.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Because I think people have shit to do, you know? Well,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: I also.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Think it's like, honestly, in the scheme of things, you know,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: it's like the internet world that comes together that's not
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: the mainstream media that really tries to get people upset
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: and everything. It's still such a small percentage that writes
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: in and demands that somebody be canceled for saying something
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: or you know, oh my gosh, look at this. And
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: I was very into the Balenciaga thing. I thought it
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: was really, I couldn't believe it. Now I look back
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, was that a plan by Balenciaga this
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: whole time? Just to get us talking? Was it all
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: set up? Because there were no children that were really abused.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: It was just a weird situation. They put them in
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: and then they had the papers on the ads and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, and then everyone just didn't say anything about it.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Now it's Everyone went to the Balenciaga fashion show and
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: everyone's just like, I'm fine with it. You know what
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: I don't like, I've seen, I don't like the sneakers.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: It's about too big of a bottom on it. I
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: don't know, a big old sole on the Balenciaga sneaker.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I'm not a fan.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: All of the stuff, I just feel like I finally,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: you know, could afford, you know, some label-y nice things.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: And I'm so incredibly turned off. By, like, the robberies
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: and the counterfeit and this.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: And, like, people that are just wearing a big shirt.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: They're just like, Gucci! Like, I'm like, I don't want
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: any of it. Like, I just feel like... So what
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: do you go with? I just go with normal clothes.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: I just go, like, I'll buy, like, a nice Vince
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: blouse or, like, a fitted black blazer that's, like, you know,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: not a label-y thing. Like, I don't know. I just...
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not... You know, I can still afford, like, a
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: nicer product, but, like, I just... I don't know. It
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: kind of bumps me out because I'm like, I was
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: just getting kind of excited about it. And sometimes I'll
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: see something nice and I'm just like.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm turned off. Okay. Um, I got a, uh, uh,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I was in, once again, in Vegas for seven days.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: You still have to lose your mind a little bit
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: if you spend that amount of time in a casino
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: because you don't really go outside.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: And, you know, there's the real nice shops in Vegas.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: And then there's just like these, I don't know, kind
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: of just shops.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Where they got like button-up shirts with like dragons. Still
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: that look. You know what I mean? Kind of an
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: Ed Hardy almost.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: Right, right.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: That's still going.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Affliction, whatever that was. That's still out there for some,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: I guess. But then I saw a hat, like a.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: You know, what do they call that hat?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Like a bucket hat?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: No, like a pork pie or pork pie something. You
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like not a bucket hat. Not
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: a bucket hat. Like a fedora.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: I think it's.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Who calls it a pork pie?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: I think that's what it's called. I think that's the
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: type of hat.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: For a fedora hat?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not a. It like folds up in
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: the front and around the sides.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like a cowboy hat. No.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Fine. You're like a derby.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Anyway, boy. Like by day, by like Thursday.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: I kept walking past it every day because I had
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: to walk the same route to the comedy club.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How much was it?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'd be this guy finally. I'm like, cause I
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: think I could, I'm getting older. People tell me to
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: wear hats in the sun. I'm like this, but I can't,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: baseball hats are not accepted everywhere. You don't look like
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: that guy.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: So I got this. And now it, but that is
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: a type of person. You know what I mean? This is,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: I'd have to change my whole lifestyle to, to wear
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: this hat. And I brought it home and my wife said,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: get that fucking thing out of this hat.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Wait, I need to see it. Do you have a
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: photo of it? I don't.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: I was going to bring it today to show you
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: just for fun and I forgot.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: It is kind of interesting when you're like, am I
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: going to be that person?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: There are certain looks that now your whole life has
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: to be around that look. You know like those Betty Page,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Rockabilly guys, you know that look? You got to drive,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: now you got to drive a 1956 car. Like the
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: whole look is. Encompassing. Yeah, you got to do the
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: whole show.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Put on the whole show, you know.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Right. Or you're going to be that person that buys
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: like the old rock and roll. Sometimes I do see like,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: like I did get like a cute Kiss t-shirt just
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: because it was pink and cute. It looked really cute.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: And I mean, I grew, I was, my brother made
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Shannon and I be Kiss for one Halloween. I was
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: the drummer and she was the cat.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: The drummer is the cat.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: No, I was the drummer cat and she was Angel,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: the star.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Okay. And then he made us like.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Paul Stanley.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: And then he like made us like the cardboard.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Things, put foil on our shoes.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: It was so cute.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: And I've gone to a Kiss concert and all that stuff.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: And so I'm like, all right, I feel like I
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: can buy this shirt.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: But like, I worry about that too. Like sometimes I see,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: I like that. I like the look of it. Cause
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: it's like. That look of an old-fashioned rocker shirt that's
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: a little bit frayed at the top and it's a
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: little bit fitted, but then you wear it with a
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: cool blazer and jeans.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Hot look.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: You're hip, but you're not trying to be too young.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: You're kind of still covered up. But then I'm like,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: I would- People are going to quiz you on the band.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Yes. I feel like I'm so scared to be quizzed
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: because I don't want to be that girl that's acting
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: like I'm into this band now.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Like Chelsea Handler. Yeah, yeah. I saw her wearing a
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Bauhaus shirt once and I'm like, she didn't even know
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: who Bau- She's never heard a Bauhaus song.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: There is a certain look. You know how I had
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: predicted that vaginas would be like the new thing just
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: because everyone's getting so naked?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: And I just saw an ad for Kate Hudson's Fabaletics.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's still part of it. Maybe
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: she's not. And they're, you know, like the stretch pants
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: everyone wears all the time.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: With just big holes everywhere. cut out on either side
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: of their hips. Oh. And you're supposed to go out
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah? Yeah. Oh.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Kind of like Kanye's girlfriend with the hole right in there.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: I just think everyone's just like naked now.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: Well, once again, going back to Vegas, and this is
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: a story I wanted to discuss with you. Nobody's drinking anymore.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: And that, I don't know if you've seen this, this
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: is the trend. Mocktails everywhere. Nobody's drinking.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Even McKenzie says that people aren't drinking. My daughter says,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Drinking like they used to. And the bars are having
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: to come up with like trivia nights and stuff.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Everything.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Just to get people in there. And mocktails are like-
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: And bars are closing at like 12 instead of two.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Everybody's closing at 12. There's no late night. Late night's gone.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: So the, just like going to the bar, whatever. The
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: days of, you know, kind of like that show you're watching.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Like that era. Yes. It seems to be over, which
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: is fine. I mean, I'll step aside. But I don't
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: know what's replacing it. Is it holes in your pants
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: or- Because now mocktails.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Are like a- It's vagina cleavage.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Is that whatever? It's the part where.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Your vagina meets your thigh. You're supposed to show that
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: off now. Really?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I like, I mean, at least it's something. You know,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: where it's not, because I feel like right now it's
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: giant pants, mocktails, and it's like, all right, how do you,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: where's the fun?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: So with the mocktails, you mean they're going to the bar,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: but they're not getting alcohol?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Because we're in dry January or whatever that is?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, I think it's beyond that. But literally,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: there are now bars in New York City that are
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: mocktail bars. They don't have liquor. And yeah, quite a
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: few of them.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, so then they don't even have to have a
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: liquor license. No, they can just make- So then that
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: saves them money, right?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: A mocktail, I mean, it's like juice, you know?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I know that that's the whole thing. I'm kind
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: of like, okay, well, you're still paying like $ 12. Yeah,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: for Cranbridge. I mean, I'd rather get like a pressed juice.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: And also that's still like a lot of calories if
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: you're going to have that juice.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what else I did.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: Speaking of drinking, because I don't want to, I mean,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not a crazy drinker, but I didn't want to
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: give it up. Once again, you're in Las Vegas for
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: a long time. You pass these places that are called
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Fat Tuesdays.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: Right, yes.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: You've seen them all over.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: They've got them in all casinos.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: What are they, Fat Tuesdays?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Fat Tuesdays is a place where they just have a
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: line of daiquiris.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, and you get the long drink, and you
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: just drink it up and down the thing. And you
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: could buy— Probably like 1,000 calories.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: But who cares?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: I got three feet of daiquiri here, bitch. Now let's
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: have some fun.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: It's like the size of your leg.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: So you could literally buy one foot, two foot, three foot,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: and then get picked from like 10 different flavors.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: And they just— Oh, I want to barf right now.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Big straw, and you just walk down the strip. You know,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: and I did it. I was like, I'm going to
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: do it. I'm losing my mind. It's Thursday.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: And did you get a real buzz? Because I feel
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: like there's probably not that much alcohol in it.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: I did because I, you know.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Did you get a brain, that brain freeze?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: Brain, get a little brain freeze.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: But three feet of daiquiri, I finished.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: What flavor did you get?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: I got like a coconut-y one. It was nice, like
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: a pina colada.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: Well, of course it is. It's like 10,000 calories. It's delicious.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: The guy's like, and with that one, with the three-footer,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: you get a refill. I think I'm good with just,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I don't need six feet of a vehicle. But I mean,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: and then you see people taking them home. You see
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: them in the airport. They got them in their luggage.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: I'm like, how are you going to use it? Honey,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: where's my three-foot daiquiri glass? The company's here.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: And also, I feel like, okay, we went to a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: restaurant last night to celebrate Brenda's birthday.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: And we had some parents there, you know. And so
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: the waitress comes, and she was really nice, but she
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: was young. And so our friend is like, I'll have,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: you know, this kind of tequila on, you know, make
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: it like a Cadillac, whatever margarita. Right.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: And.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Comes back and it's like completely wrong. And so he's like,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. But like, no, I mean, I don't
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: drink that much. Like this is what I want. I
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: want the top shelf tequila. I want the da da da.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: And then Peter orders like a Cadillac margarita and a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: mojito comes. And then like, so at a certain point,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I also think that the weight, the weight
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: staff that they can get now, like really don't.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Know what's up.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: And so at a certain point, I'm like, I think
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: you guys both need to get up. And talk to
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: the actual man who's making the drinks. Because this just
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: isn't going to work out. And it's true. It's like
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: you don't want to be a dick, but you're like,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: I want what I want. If I'm going to have
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: the calories and the buzz, I'm trying to be good.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: But no, there's a whole campaign going on, a smear
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: campaign against alcohol.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: I know. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: That just does absolutely nothing for you. And there's nothing
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: good about it.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: There's no upside.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: This woman... She goes on Good Morning America and her
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: students surprised her with, you know, because she was like,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: she was a high school teacher and they gave her
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: a big thing, Good Morning America, just a few years ago,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: right before the pandemic. No, because whatever her thing was,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: was being dismissed, like whatever or something. Well, then everybody
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: goes on COVID and like Zoom. And that is where
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: then she meets this boy. That's a senior in high
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: school and she's married and was like 35 or something. And,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: you know, and then started having sex with him. Oh. And,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: but I guess it was after, you know, that was
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: one good thing during the Zoom years.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: You couldn't get, you couldn't have sex with your students.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: The minute the Zoom ending ended down, yeah, but I mean, like, yeah,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: she made sure they were all vaccinated and then she, like,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: had sex with him 30 times. But I mean, good morning, America.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Like all these teachers, this is like insane. It's insanity.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: What tell me what is going on in your life?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: What shows are you going to be at next?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Where I'm going to be now, I'm going to be
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: this weekend, this weekend, Friday and Saturday.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Where?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: I'm at Hyena's in Fort Worth, Texas.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: You love that place.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: I go there a lot. I love it. Fort Worth, Texas, Hyena's.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: They used to put you in the hotel that John F.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Kennedy spent his final night in. Yeah. That was always
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: pretty exciting. Now they put you in a different hotel,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: but it was always pretty exciting to see the last,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: you know, and then he drove to Dallas from there,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: and that's where it all ended. You ever go see-
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Dealey Plaza, where it all went down.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Speaking of John F. Kennedy, so Robert F. Kennedy, what
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: do we think?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: That he's going to run for president. He's running for president.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Is Cheryl Hines going to be the first lady?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: No, no chance of that. But I mean, he's getting some,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: there is some.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: I'm really sad I lost touch with Cheryl Hines.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why? Because she could be the first lady. It
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: is interesting that he has some interesting whatever.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, so go back to your dates. So you're going
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: to be at Hyena's this weekend.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: Hyenas in Fort Worth this weekend. Yeah.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Then where do we go?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: You did make a cute little poster. You should have
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: sent it to me.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't make it. I had somebody make it for me.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: I can't do that. But yeah, you did a nice job.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: And then I go to Louisville Comedy Club. I haven't
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: been to Louisville in forever. Brand new comedy club in Louisville.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Louisville Comedy Club. That's Thursday night, February 8th. On to
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Comedy Off-Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky, the 9th and 10th of February.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Then on to Punchline at Philadelphia.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: That's always fun.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Always. Oxnard Improv right up the street here. DC Improv. Oh,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: I got a ton. Frangola.fun has all the dates. Frangola.fun.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Podcasts are called Cover to Cover. Go listen to that.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: Follow him on Instagram. He does funny stuff. And then
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: all the dates are there.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: And everything else.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: So good for you, Chris. Thank you so much.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: How's everything going with you?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, we're just getting started. We're going to go to
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: lunch and we'll tell you. Everything's great. Like I said,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: it's about family.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Family.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Family is good. You and me both.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's it.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: It's good. It's all good.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who cares about all this other dumb shit? In
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: the end, the cicadas are coming. Get out of here.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Just take your family close and let the cicadas eat
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: everyone else.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Right. Or become friends with Lauren Sanchez. Oh, jeez. I'd
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: like to be friends with her. She's not answering my
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: DMs and neither is Cheryl Hines.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: Did you know her, Lauren Sanchez? She's got big.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: I met her once, you know, I met her through
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: It is funny because she was like a local.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: She was like Jillian Barber.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: She was like a local person there.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: It is funny to see the two of them like
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: running around at, you know, they are of a certain
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: age and they're like... Good for them. Running around with
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: big boobs on her and stuff and... They're on all
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: the HD or whatever it's called.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like they'll live till they're, they'll look like that.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: It's 80.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Everybody's crazy. That's what I say. Everybody's insane. And I
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: watched these award shows and I watched him and like,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: you could be rich and whatever. You're still fucking insane.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: The award shows, these people get up on stage. Like,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: has this guy ever spoken in front of people before?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: And I mean, a bunch of idiots.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Love you, Chris.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars. Lift? Please. Are you
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.