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Food On VIAGRA! #18 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Here comes your shout with Gi and Braden.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys, and welcome back to Your Shout with Gi and Braden, the podcast, episode 18.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's good to be back in your ear holes.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_02: Mate, how are you?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, good yourself, man.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I can't complain.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_02: Mate, tell you what, that weather is changing.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: It is I'm standing in the sitting in the I'm studio right now, and we obviously have to keep the air con on to cool down the equipment.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but it is cold.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: You've got your jumper.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: I've got the jumper, I was ready for it, man.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: Which by the way, I've never seen your legs before you always wear long pants.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: You're wearing shorts.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, mate.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: You never wear shorts.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: I want to take a photo there.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: They're barely out.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: They're barely out.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: When I saw you walking, I'm like, oh my god, Brady's got hairy legs like me.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like fucking hell they got hairy legs.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_02: Oh now, mate.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, tell you what, we've got a lot to catch up.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I've been in Melbourne since we've been talking.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: We got stand of origin coming up.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, mate, let's get straight into it.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: You've got a story here, mate, on the way here.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh yeah.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: The um, oh yes, sorry, I forgot.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, how did you forget?
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: How did I forget?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: I almost died.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: It literally happened like not even an hour ago.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: So I'll so everyone, so I was on the way here.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: If you guys don't know Redcliffe, there's a bit where um there's a dealership, uh, the shell, and fucking uh what did you call it?
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_01: The shops, I guess.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the shop.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what you fucking call that road.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's an Zac Haven should be.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, it ends up maybe.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: There's a set of lights where you can go straight or turn right, um, and you can't fucking you can't miss it.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like you can literally tell which one goes straight and which one goes right.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I'm in I'm in the far, far right lane to go straight, and there's there's a bloke next to me in a left lane to go straight as well.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: So two lane.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: Um anyway, so going straight, lights are green, going, going, going.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like literally right next to each other.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: This guy speeds up the tiniest bit and just full hooks right.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: Full hooks right on me, bro.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: It was crazy.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like this guy's just fucking gone straight in front of my car.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm having a fucking panic attack.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'm fucking foot down to the floor with the fucking brakes.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what the fuck?
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm beeping my fucking horn.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, you stupid cunt, like fuck.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: And then all there's people at the like people at the other side just like, oh my god, what the fuck?
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, there's some stupid people on the road.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh dude, I was guy didn't have an indicator, and I'm like, you knew we were going straight.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: What are you doing, bro?
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, tell you what, there are so many stupid people on the road.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I think one of the biggest problems with the Queensland driver and Brisbane drivers, no common sense.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like he would have thought 100% that you were in the wrong, and you're clearly not in the wrong.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like he would have thought, no, fuck, dude, you're you're in the wrong.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like he they are so like, and the problem with um Brisbane drivers is like, let's say you're like you're at a giveaway place, okay?
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and you go to turn on someone, that person who is seeing you get turned into common sense, you would slam on the brakes, but no, they would rather ram you and then get the insurance claim going, nah, mate, you know, and you're like, well, you could have fucking slammed, you know, just the stupidity of the Brisbane drivers.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, what?
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: Well, tell you what, Braden, it's good to see you here in one piece.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, man.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, I was like, oh well, that would have been one way to fucking end a day.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: Can I tell you one thing moving on?
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: We we had to um we came in here, but we're quickly we had to hop out because I forgot someone pre-records for us, so we hopped out of the studio and Braden's like, let's go to the colonel.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: Good old KFC.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yes, fucking popcorn chicken.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: Can I can I just do a big round of applause for popcorn chicken?
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because I had a small popcorn chicken and I don't know about anyone else, but that shit hits hard.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like that do you uh I'm not a popcorn chicken type of guy.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, for fuck's sake, here we go.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: Is it isn't it?
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: What you're like, Kate.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: Kate doesn't like it either.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because it's like fucking soggy goat shit.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's bullshit! It's not, it is the best thing ever.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: No way, they never come out fucking crispy, they always come out fucking half soggy.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, no, what the fuck's going on here?
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so if you have to No, no, no, no, no, let's do this right now.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: We're changing, but okay.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: So we got KFC, we got Maccas, Hungry Jack, and Red Rooster, okay?
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: You got the four main ones.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna rate them, okay?
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: Number one being the elite, and number four not being.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_02: So wait, what are you putting at number four?
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, four would be easily Maccas.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, bro.
• 4:20
  unknown: Yeah.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, actually, no, I'll go Hungry Jax.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: Hungry Jax.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking what?
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, Hungry Jax is last.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_02: There's no way you just put Maccas above Hungry Jax.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, no, I'm gonna let you keep going.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: So number Hungry Jax is number four.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: Hungry Jax.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Because the only reason I'm saying that is because the only good thing from Hungry Jax is the fucking Brekkie burger.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna keep my mouth shut until the end of the thing.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm trying to bite my tongue.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, what's number four?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: Fourth, off.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Number three.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: Three three would be Maccas.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, okay.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: And then two would be Red Rooster.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_00: And then first one would be KFC.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm gonna say this right now.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: The first thing I'm gonna say to your thing is I love the fact that you got red rooster at number two.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: Red Rooster is underrated.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: Red Rooster was yeah, two.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_01: Red Rooster is so good.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: It is underrated.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's their chips, they are they are fucking, they I have never had a red rooster chip that's not been salted at like they're always salted.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: Awesome.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: The amount of times I got a KFC or Maccas, Hungry Jacks, and they're not even salted, I'm like, what the fuck?
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: All right, this is my list.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, no, I'm I can't believe you okay.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: Number four for me, okay, yep, would be Maccas.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's fair.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not saying I don't hate Maccas because I love a good triple cheeseburger.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why, but that to me really hits.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: Number three would be Hungry Jax because Hungry Jax, the bird, the whopper is just the elite.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_02: The only thing I have a problem with Hungry Jax, and Hungry Jax, if you're listening, I'm sorry, but the customer service at Hungry Jax is appalling.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: I waited 15 minutes to get served.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: 15 minutes, and the lady was there, and all she was doing was talking to the employee and filling drinks.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: So number two, raid route, so number one KFC.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_02: KFC hot and spicy and a zinger burger.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_02: You can't go wrong with a zinger burger.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude, Zinger Burger is like and I've tried so many times to try and like make my own Zynger burger at home.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_02: Never the fucking same.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: I think like I've done Raisin Canes at home.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_01: Tastes very similar to the um Zinger burger.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_01: Probably as close as I'll ever get, but um, yeah, no, I I really don't fancy I used to fancy Hungry Jacks a lot in Tansel because I used to fucking be a cheap cunt and would get the two dollar fucking little burgers all the time.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh they they fucking still hit hard dice.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_01: They are pretty much dude, if you're like you're on the you're on the way home from school, bro, and you're fiending for some to eat, you just want something greasy, fucking boom, get the bacon and cheese fucking burger, bro.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yes, just hits a spot, eh?
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_02: And especially when it's cheap, like red rooster, do those like$5 meals and all that.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: And you know what?
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: For five bucks, it just tastes good because you know you get like a little sub, chips, potato, and gravy.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_02: It just oh my god.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_01: And I know I know all these restaurants, like uh you can call them restaurants if you want, but whatever the fuck you want to call them, all of them.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_01: I know they're not healthy, but I'm honestly honestly gonna say red rooster's probably the healthiest one out of them, all of them.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_02: 100%.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_02: 100%.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like it probably, you know, and it's still not healthy for you.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: But you could tell the the flavor of like see Kate doesn't like Red Rooster because of the dill, and they put dill in a lot of stuff in Red Rooster, and I didn't really know what she was on about until I tried dill on my on its own, and I was like, oh yeah, that is literally the flavor of Red Reason.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like they put it through everything, yeah.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_02: But I just love the ripper roll, like a ripper roll.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_01: That's like the zinger burger of Red Rooster.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, 100%.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_01: It literally is though.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_01: It literally is.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, nah.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to your Red Reason.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_02: You guys are underrated about KFC, you will always have a soft spot.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: Top tier.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, KFC.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, like, what is your top thing in KFC?
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like hot and spicy, hot and hot and hot and spicy chicken for me.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like, that is my top tier KFC.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just a typical fucking bloke, man.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_01: Just a zeburger bro.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: What a zinger box.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, bro.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_01: If I if I've got the money to get a zinger box, bro, you know I'm fucking doing it.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't fancy that bread.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I I went on that call, I went on a call out Tuesday at 5 30.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um, it was all about Carumbin and fucking came back on my way and KFC was still open.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_01: This was like 11 30 at night.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, holy shit, you would not read about it.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: I thought KFC shut at 10.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_01: You would not read about it.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: And what time was this?
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_01: It was like 11.30.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_01: Hell yeah.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: What the f- I was like, Fuck yeah, because I was hungry as well.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_02: I was just about to say the only downside to KFC is that they shut at 10.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: But it this was like a this was like a truck stop.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_01: So I think maybe that's what I've gone in, I've got me fucking ordered.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_01: They're like, they're like, oh, if you really want the zinger box, like you've got to wait an extra eight minutes.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, okay, doesn't I don't give a fuck.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm hungry.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'll wait.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not having your normal fucking original shit.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's your ass.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is just yes.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I'm fucking, I'm I'm waiting the thing, and then the lady, lady comes like, he's your order.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, okay, cool.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_01: Looking through it.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_01: Motherfuckers didn't give him my fillet, and motherfuckers didn't give him my chips.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just gave me a burger and gravy and a roll.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, you cheap cunts.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_01: So I went in and I was like, hey, hey, look, I don't know about you, but I paid$16.50 for my fucking zinger box, and I probably have$10 worth of fucking shit in it.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_01: What's going on?
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm so sorry.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_01: What are you what are you missing?
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, well, by the looks of this man, it looks like I'm missing my fillet piece and my chips.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know about you, but if you look on the board there, there's a fillet piece as well and chips on there.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll get that right up.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_01: Chips were cold as fuck.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_01: And fillet wasn't even a zinger one, you know.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, fuck that.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_02: I can do you one better.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_02: And this still to me, really like it, like it's like fucked my brain.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like it, this what I'm about to say makes no sense.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I've gone in there and I'm like, you know what?
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_02: I just want six chicken tenders.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: I I just feeling some chicken tenders, gone in there.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, we've run out of chicken tenders.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, how the fuck do you run out of chicken tenders in the start?
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I'm like, oh, and I didn't even think, but I'm like, oh fuck, I would really like one of those sliders, the KC sliders.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh dude, they're so good.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_02: So I was like, yeah, get me a pepper mayo, a supercharged, and a barbecue because I like all the flavors.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: And then yeah, yeah, like, yeah, no worries, we got we can get that for you.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, halfway through I'm eating it, I've realized, hang on a fucking minute.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_02: This is just a chicken tender that's in a slider.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, these motherfuckers just told me that they don't have chicken tenders, but conveniently there's a chicken tender in three of my sliders right now.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: So I I look, I don't work at KFC, so I don't know if they're, but that was a motherfucking chicken tender that is on a slider.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: And that to me, to this day, still like I was just eating it and I just I looked down at it and it just like dawned on me.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, hang on a minute.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: And it just like, what what?
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like I was just, yeah.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_02: So anyway, shout out to you, KFC.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_01: No, they're pretty good though.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: I don't mind the sliders.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: Later supercharged.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_01: What's your favorite one?
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_01: Supercharge.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, my pepper mayo is my favorite.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I haven't I haven't tried the pepper mayo, but um No the Pepper Mayo is pretty good, but the super you can't go wrong with supercharged.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: Kate's got this weird thing where she can't have KFC without the supercharged sauce.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you get the little sauce.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_02: She loves and I'm gonna chuck it right under the bus here, okay?
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_02: I love your babe, and I'm chucking, and it really like do it.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, this is a weird fruit combination item, and I've tried it and it does hit hard.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: You know the potato gravy from um KC?
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she gets the supercharged sauce and she tips it in that and mixes it around.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: I tell you what, when I first saw it, I was like, what the actual fuck?
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: And then now I've tried it, game changer, man.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_01: I you see, with my see, you've got to mix it, and then that gravy, uh, mashing gravy is going straight in the fucking burger.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm opening the burger, okay.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_01: Opening the burger up and I'm fucking tipping it in there.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Because or or I just I'll take a bowl and dip it in.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'll either do that.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, if you have leftover, and usually I'll have the t I'll have like the tenders or fill it first, and I was like, I'll dip it in, fucking have it.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_01: If there's not that much left in, I'll just chuck it in the burger and just make it mega fuck.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh mate.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: I sound like a I sound like the fattest kind, but it's so good.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: It is so good, man.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: I just I don't fuck with the coleslaw.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't fuck with the colesword.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, see, I like the colesword.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, all right.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know a lot of people that don't like it.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Kate's one of them.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but I I I like the color, just adds some cold, you know, flavor texture to it.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_02: Um but anyway, moving on, mate.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, like what I said, I was down in Melbourne a couple a few weeks ago now.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um, first time gone to another city in Australia.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh cold.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: Melbourne is freaking freezing.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_02: And yep, they love that AFL down there.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's all.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like there's nothing to do in Melbourne, so that's all they can talk about is footy.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, overall, eight out of ten experience.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely loved it.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, I'd go 10 out of 10, absolutely loved it.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_02: Went to the Arrow Valley, where all like a lot of the wineries are and breweries out in the countryside.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_02: Countryside Melbourne is just stunning because obviously they get so much rain down there, so it's just all green.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: Countryside Brisbane is just dirt, brown, and dirt.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like but the wine, I'm not a big fan of winery.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_02: We went to the actually, here's a funny story.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_02: Went to this gin winery.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_02: Now I don't like gin.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_02: Gin is gin is shit.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but went to this gin winery and we're looking at these bottles, and there was this bottle called the Navy.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_02: 68%.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, bro.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: That thing would be out of fucking start a lawnmower, like 68% alcohol.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: And we got it, you know how you go to like a brewery or something like that, and you get like the paddle tasting things.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_02: We did it at the other brewery.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: We did it at the James Coil.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_02: So we had like this gin tasting things, and I we all had um all this stuff, and I didn't like there was only one on there that I didn't mind, yeah.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but then they had the navy one on there, uh, and we all tried it.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: That look, I'm a hairy man, okay?
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_02: I've got hair everywhere.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_02: I think I grew hair on places that I've never knew I could grow hair before.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like after having a sip of that.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Holy shit! Like that, why anyone would drink that would be you would just be stupid.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like you'd have one glass of that and you would be you'd be fucked.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, it's like the moonshine motherfuckers.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_02: The moonshine, yeah.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_01: You see them like got they got no teeth, they got gum that gums some good moonshine.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: It was like fuck, yeah.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_02: But no, no, I loved Melbourne.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_02: Would I go back a hundred percent?
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um and I loved the MCG.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_02: Finally got to witness an AFL game down in the MCG.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's always been a dream of mine.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, yeah, and the team all was well, I don't support any of the team I was watching.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: I was watching Collingwood versus Geelong, was barracking Geelong because there's no way I'm going for Collingwood, and Geelong won by a landslide.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_02: So good night.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck yeah.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_02: I want to tell you what though, the beers down in Melbourne, mate, fucking good.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_02: Carlton beer, Carlton Dry and Carlton Draft.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: Good beer.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Good, good beer.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: I struggled to find Great Northern.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I really hope you don't wear Queensland supporters shirt for Origin now.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_01: You piece of shit.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_01: You don't shouldn't like Carlton Droid in there.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, but like the thing is, is Melbourne's not New South Wales.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_02: Melbourne's Victoria.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_02: That's not even state of origin.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_01: My dumb ass.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, for fuck's sake, Braden.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_02: Today, today's like that crash just fucked me up, you know.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Sydney, yes, that's different, but not Melbourne.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_01: That's my bad.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_02: And actually, come to find out, the Melbourne is actually go for Queensland.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_02: They hate Sydney.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, fucking okay.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: They don't like Sydney for some reason.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: Sydney's sandwich between two Queensland.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck yeah, that's what we want.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh now, mate, you might as well we might as well just go straight onto that topic.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_02: State of origin, mate.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck yeah.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_02: Look, when you guys listen to this, the game already would have been happening.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_02: So, Braden, let's just pretend Queensland won.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_02: Woo! You! Yeah, Queenslander! Hell yeah, whoo! Suck shit, blues.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, we're gonna look like dickheads if they don't win, but hey.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_02: Hopes are high.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_02: Hopes are high.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: So hopes are high.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: I think we done this last time, didn't we?
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think we did.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: And you know what?
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_02: I think it did work in our favor.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: It did, it did, it did actually, it did.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think the first game did because I remember I went to the first game of State of Origin.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_02: I remember us clear and the one game we lose, which by the way, really Queensland, if it's gonna be the one game you lose, please not make it your home ground.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like that is just you feel depressed walking out of there and seeing all the blues shouting at you.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_02: You just and there's nothing you can do because you're at the home ground.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if you were at home ground, like if I flew to Sydney, yeah, and we beat them in Sydney.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you bet your ass I'll be yelling out shit to them all night long.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_02: But if you lose at your home ground, that is the worst feeling ever.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_02: Like so we're not the first game is down in Sydney.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: We need to win this.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't mind buying tickets to go to Suncourt when it comes out.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: The tickets are already gone, mate.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: The tickets are sold out already.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_02: That fucking sucks.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_02: No, state of origin is next level.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like Caxton Street just pops.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like, oh yeah.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: The vibe in the stadium is just a and you're walking into the Sun Court saying it's Queenslander, Queenslander, and it's just everyone's just well, you're drunk.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_02: The only bad thing is it's a Wednesday night.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like, fuck.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: They made it the like it's it's so shit, bro.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: It is actually the worst time to probably do it, isn't it?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: Like you're gonna be able to do it.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and it starts at eight o'clock.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: Kickoff is at eight.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck is gonna stay up?
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: Like literally, like Kate does this massive thing at their family where they do a big state of origin night.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I uh by like full time, I am just gone because I know that I've gotta be up at like five o'clock.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's eight o'clock, it's nearly, it's pretty much nearly 10 o'clock.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's practically 10 fucking o'clock after they stop all like chatting and fucking.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_02: So you're just like you're like you're you're gone.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like you're just absolutely stuffed.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but at the game, you're just you're even more stuffed because then you've got to get home.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: So now the kickoff is done, it's nearly 10 o'clock.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: Now you've got to get the shit fight and get home.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_02: So I didn't I remember I didn't get home till like nearly 11:30, I think, nearly close to midnight.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and then you're up at five.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_02: But it's the risk you gotta take.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, that's exactly right.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like, your boss just needs to know like origins the next day, people are coming in late.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, people are gonna come in late.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: There's no way like cunts are to start like us that start early as.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but like what we said, hopefully we're gonna when you guys hear this, obviously the game would have opened.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_02: So hopefully Queensland won.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: But hey, if they didn't, okay, wasn't our home ground, wasn't meant to be, but hey, we still got two more games.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: But Queensland, if you did win, woo!
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we I hope we shit on their turf, bro.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, hey, hey, do your your your partner is a blue supporter.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: She's oh yeah, there's no way she's she's yeah, nah.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what I was supposed to fucking just say this then.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you just had a stream.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: My brain just like I'm I'm I'm looking at like us talking on the fucking thing, and it's just I don't know what's going on.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah what the fuck's happening?
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck's wrong with you, don't speak, Brady?
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_02: What's the matter?
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's because you nearly had that car crash.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I'm watching like I'm seeing our vocals fucking speak and it's tripping me out like.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, because you don't normally see that.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, well, yeah, I don't usually see, but because the seat's stupid, that's my head height right now.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: So like well, it's funny because we look because it I always say when we do this podcast, if like it's meant to be like a pub style podcast.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: When we record this, we couldn't be any further away from that vibe because we're literally in a radio studio.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like I'm sitting on the desk where I would be operating the desk if I was doing a radio show.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's like I'm interviewing Braden.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: But like I but hey, it works, and we sound crystal clear and we sound sexy.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_02: All right, now moving on, mate.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: I want to talk about this.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yay or nay.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: All right, let's get into it.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_02: Now I did the yay or nay, uh 40 pants in public.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_02: Now, um, look, I'm a massive lover for 40 pants.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, they do comfy, they get to you, they they they they're just there.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, sorry about that.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_02: I've just gone through my stories, and that was the first ever your shout thing we posted.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna show me a photo of you in your footy shorts here?
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_02: No, I've got a big see the ongoing joke at Kate's place when I go there.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: I always got like my footy pants on.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: So like the see the footy pants in AFL are different to NRL.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: So footy pants in AFL, they're a lot higher.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I always got my beer gut out and a beer in my hand.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: So like when Kate's like sister Amy has her friends over, Kate gets so embarrassed.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, J, you can't be wearing that when the round went around her friends and all that.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I've got zero fuck, and you know this about me.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: I know, I know.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_02: I I I don't give a fuck.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_01: So see in your underwear, it's okay.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I walk around my underwear at their place.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_02: I I don't care.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_02: I've literally wore a man kini for Christmas Day in front of the whole family, okay.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone, I really don't give a fuck.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_02: I I look, don't get me wrong, I know I should give a fuck, but I don't.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, now footy pants and public mate, I did.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_02: So this is actually in the shops or in public.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yay or nay?
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_02: What do you reckon the outcome is?
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like it, like I always say it's a yay, but I definitely feel like it'd be oh in public.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think people went for?
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yay or nay?
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yay?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yay.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'd like yeah, yeah.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: 70% voted yay, 30% voted nay.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: Strong, yeah.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_02: That is a strong fucking yeah, very strong.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: Mate, very strong.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um, a lot of people who I'm trying to see who we would know.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Juzzy voted yay.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to you mate Connor.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to you mate, he voted yay.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and yeah, so all them uh people who we know are nay.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Kate, my girlfriend said nay, so yeah.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she doesn't.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, we don't care about that.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, footy pants, they're just there, you know.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: They just and I feel like in Queensland it's a real like, no way would I wear footy pants in um Melbourne.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like they're very fashionable.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: Like up here was when you go to Melbourne.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_01: They'd stare at you like you're from a fucking zoo somewhere.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, mate.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: They they they definitely, yeah, they they're very fashionable down there, but up here, footy pants, yeah, why not?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_02: You know, NRL footy, AFL footy pants, it doesn't matter.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_02: Footy pants are just they they it just you don't even blink twice when you see someone wear them in public, yeah.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you just go, oh yeah, you know footy.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, so shout out to you.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_02: They're coming all sorts of cool colours and yeah, all teams, so not cheap, fucking not cheap.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_01: I looked at a new 40, 50 bucks for a fucking try 90.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck that.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, I don't know where you're getting yours from, but fuck.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh 90.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: Jeez, does it come with like a thing to tug with or something?
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what's going on?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, I don't I don't understand why the fucking AFL ones are tall, like shorter, eh?
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's a bit odd.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think they're just I don't know, just the way they are, they are a lot shorter and they They're just a lot higher.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_02: So I can see where like Kate gets from.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's embarrassing the way they're at their place, but you know.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_01: All you need is like a gray fucking singlet on, and you just you've got it set and a VB in the head.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_00: Leg cocked on the fucking bench.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: What's up, darling?
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: That was work today.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_02: What's up, Dolph?
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: What's up, Dolph?
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, mate, uh, moving on.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: You've got a story here, mate, about a at a pub.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_02: A funny story about a pub.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_01: So we're at the pub.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, fucking, it's oh, it would have been like two weeks, two almost three weeks ago now.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_01: Last rotation or something.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: Um holy fuck.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, guys.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad I'm keeping your wife button.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck him out.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so basically what happened was we're at the pub and like we, me, so Justin like ran to this rando, as he fucking usually does, Justin.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_01: Um ran to this rando, said hi, and they just I think they just looked at each other and they both they both said hey hey to each other hey to each other or something.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_01: Guy and me, Naomi, um, Justin, and um a couple others were just sitting down at the table having a having a couple of drinks, watching the music, because we love a little bit of live music.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yep, yep.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_01: Love it, but this chick was fucking woeful.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_01: It was horrible.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, it was just so shit, man.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_01: It was not even fucking pub music, it was like oh, I don't even know.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: It was just the worst shit.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_01: No fucking Fleetwood Mac, nothing like that.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so just fucking sound, not real music.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_01: Just fucking goat screaming and oh anyway, this guy comes over and just was talking to the Sheila or something, I'm pretty sure.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_00: And he's he's like, oh, oi, Girthmaster 2000, what's up, brother?
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, I'm like, I've cocked my neck so fucking hard, dude.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what?
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_01: And then just was like, what's going on here?
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah, it was fucking funny.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: As like, oh dude, this guy, he was like pure fucking comedy cunt.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not even joking.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: Me and Naomi could not stop fucking laughing at this guy.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like everything he said, like I couldn't even, I can't even like re-say what he said.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it was just like, oh, like it's just so funny in the moment you're like laughing, but you just completely forget about it.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_01: It was out of the blue, too, wasn't it?
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, it was just out of nowhere.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_01: And he he looks like the most Aussie is kind of like he's got he's got like a um, oh, I don't know if it was Flamingo or something.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like, we'll have to get Juzzy on the podcast.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_01: We'll have to talk about it.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: It was funny as he was wearing like the singlet, he was wearing like uh footy shorts or something, and he had a mullet, but the mullet was stretched out at the bottom here, and he had a fat fucking mo, and he had the hair at the front as well.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: This kind of was as Aussie you could fucking get, and it was so good, man.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_01: It was so good.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was fucking hilarious.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: This guy was just and he's like, Oh, oh, my partner barely lets me out the house.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking see why I can't look at yourself.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Look at yourself so let you out of the house look at this guy.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_01: This guy was just, I can't, I cannot stress enough.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: He was so fucking hilarious, man.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: It was like holy shit, it was like near the end of our night too.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_01: So it made our night.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_01: It was awesome.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: It was oh my fucking god.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_01: This the the full moon never fucking never lets down, and like what else happened was fucking there was this guy, he looked like a proper fucking like you know, skits, you know, drug dealer or compella, puffer jacket and everything.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_01: He had the speed dealers on and he had like this fancy fucking haircut.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, he's like doing all these weird dance dance moves on the dance wall.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_01: He's the only one, and then fucking, yeah, it was just funny.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like he was doing like a strip tease, like he played some music, and this guy was like, he took his shirt off and his mate's sitting in a chair, and he's like taking all this other stuff off, and we're like, fuck you gun, love and everything.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, it was oh man.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's like probably it was like first time I've been in the pub in a fair bit.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: It was like been a long time, and it was the funniest thing, man.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: It was so funny, bro.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, it was great.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like, we're supposed to go uh uh this Saturday that just came, but Nemi's been crooked, so couldn't do it.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking everyone's getting crooked, dude.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's like a head cold all summer.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Kate's whole family got it, and I've like, you know, I'm I'm fine, but I'm just I'm just road that I'm gonna fucking get it because everyone I know is getting it.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've got I've got TAFE and like I start TAFE Wednesday and that's for three weeks.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to be shit at TAFE bro, there's no fucking way.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's gonna be shit.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, but yeah, no, you know what I also love at a pub?
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um, like good, like when someone does live music and they like play a song, but they can fucking sing it just perfectly.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like and you like I was down to Melbourne and this guy was singing all the Aussie, you know, the karaoke classics, Country Road, all that bullshit and all that.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_02: He did American Pie.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking when you're drunk, American Pie just you bye bye, miss and he was just like on the guitar, just singing, and I'm like, you are a legend, thank you.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_01: You are nice, nice, like, yeah, like it's probably that's what sets the mood the pub, doesn't it?
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_01: The live the live music.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: When I go to a pub and I see live music there, I'm like, we're in for a fucking if it's good live music, I'll be there.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: I I don't care what time I could be there all fucking night till it closes if there's good live music.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: 100 it can ruin if there's shit live music, I'll literally leave after eating.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and you know it's good when people like start moving the tables out of the way, yeah, and they make their own like dance floor.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's when you know, and you go past a pub and you see people dancing, you're like, fuck.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_02: And you can hear it, you're like, I need to get a taste of this, I need to get in there.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: And when you're standing there and you're trying to get to the bar and you're like, holy shit.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_02: And but that point in time, you've got to be smart, okay?
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_02: And like we did this in Melbourne, okay?
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you gotta be smart, you gotta be on the dance floor, and everyone in your group has to go to the bar once.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, you know, everyone has to shout.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: I I find it a lot easier instead of you're all trying to go to the bar.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, someone hold the spot on the dance floor, I'll get this round, and you've got to make it in one round, by the way.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: You can't do two rounds, you can't be a bitch, you're gonna carry those pints, and you gotta get in there.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_02: I have five pints and I'm carrying them.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_02: You know, trucking trying to stay.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I ended up doing two because I'm a bitch.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I remember, I remember one time it was like long ago, man.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_01: It was probably like two, two, two, three years ago or something.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: We were at the pub, it was the whole crew, whole old crew.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was like uh guys from like school and everything, the whole boys, whole boys.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's when you know you're for a good night.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, we used to go every Friday night, every Saturday night, well, whichever one, it was so good, bro.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_01: And fucking, I remember one night we all got fucking jugs.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_01: And we were just drinking out of jugs, bro.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_01: We're just drinking out of jugs from dance.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was fucking great.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: Jugs end up being a bit cheaper.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like if you gave three schooners, it's cheaper to just get the jug.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but it will get you, it will get you three schooners, but it it a lot of people don't know that.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if you check the place and ask them how much is a jug, and you just do the maths and you're like, Well, actually, this is cheaper to get a jug than three schooners.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: So, and the jug hits hard too.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, and you that you always gotta have that, you know, you you bring over the jug, okay, Braden.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: We're all standing around the table, you know.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_02: You bet your house, we're watching you because we want to see how you pour our fucking beasts.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_02: So we're we're judging you, we're looking at you going, okay, okay, Braden.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_02: He's tilting the glass, okay.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: He's an ex-bartender, he should be good.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_02: Good force.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'm looking, I'm like a bit like probably a good, you know, half an inch or an inch of head.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, which doesn't sound good.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: Sounded That's all right, Joe.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, okay, okay.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's size doesn't matter.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so um, and yeah, but you bet your ass, whoever's pouring the beer, everyone's gonna judge you.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_02: Because if you pour a shit beer, fuck.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_02: You're fine.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, but I get that.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_01: I get that.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, mate, I love it.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_02: I love the fact that we are a pub style podcast, and no matter what, we will always talk about beer.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: We will find beer to put in anything.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_02: We will be talking about, you know, Queen Elizabeth and how she passed away, and we'll be like, oh, bet you they drank pretty well at the funeral of the beer.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon they would have though.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: I reckon they definitely would have.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_02: 100%.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_02: Do you reckon the royals like, do you reckon they have their own bar in the palace?
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like, do you reckon like here's a better question.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_02: Do you reckon if you're the president of the United States, yeah, do you reckon you could get a beer like within like five minutes?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if you say I want a beer, do you reckon they'll get you a beer just like Oh fucking okay?
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like if you'll appreciate I want a beer, what do you reckon?
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_02: In the next five minutes you'll have a beer in front of you.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for sure.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, if I was president of the United States, I would be ordering the wacky.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_02: I would be trying to test them and see how far they would to go to get me some stuff.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I would just say, I want an Aussie rum steak.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like, and like I want an Aussie rump steak.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_02: Not this American beef, I want Aussie beef, like, yeah, no, it wouldn't be, I think, yeah, nah.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon some of the associates would fucking be sprinting if you like would have been like, oh, oh, like get me, I don't know, get me a coffee or something.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_01: They'd be like, you're right, and they'd be fucking bolting out.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: Trying to get one of those.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_01: I definitely reckon, yeah, for sure.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_01: 100%.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_01: Someone's someone's definitely someone's definitely the runner, for sure.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_02: Do you reckon we're alcoholics?
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, nah, we're not alcoholics.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_02: We just like beer.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, it's not alcoholics.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_02: We know when to stop, except for those live music involved.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I questioned myself actually last night, I'm not gonna lie.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: What did you do?
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_01: I questioned myself that last night.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I pulled I pulled I was I was at fucking Woolley's and I was um this leads to the story I was about to tell later on.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_01: Um I was at Woolies.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, leading onto it, mate.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, we'll lead into it, okay?
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_01: So um I was at Woolies.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: So okay, here we go.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: I was at Woolley's, and the whole point of going to Woolley's was to pick up a sweet potato.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: Nanny's mummy a sweet potato for dinner or something.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_01: They didn't have it.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_02: Which by the way, sweet potato is underrated.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_02: I love a good sweet potato.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I was like, I was telling Nammy in the car, I was like, imagine how funny it'd be if I just rock up with the smallest sweet potato I could find and just give it to Nammy's mum and then her just be like, what the fuck is this?
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it's pretty big, I don't know about you.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_01: I was like thinking, oh, Namima's cracking up.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, it'd be pretty funny.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, yeah, it would be.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm looking in and I'm like going through, and I'm like, dude, I'm not gonna lie, as I looked at the sweet potatoes, my eyes lit up.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what the fuck am I looking at?
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, whatever that someone's either fucking crushed up Viagra pills or something, or like they've just like they've got like that testosterone fucking shit, and they've just injected all the fucking sweet potato.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, here we say they're massive.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_01: They look like roaring cocks, bro.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not even joking.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I am not fucking joking.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: Bro, I reckon some like it's a bit of TMI, but fuck.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: I reckon some have more veins than fucking me kind of.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: This is crazy.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_03: I'll fucking Yeah, bro.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_02: Get no memory in the finding.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_02: We'll prove that the joking.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's joking.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: But this is diabolical, like fuck.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you don't.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you have a girl or if you have a someone, I mean, I'm you wouldn't want to show this to your girlfriend now.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_01: You gonna well I did, and she was cracking up.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure if there was like a bloke out that was damn bad, he would so do this.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_01: But like, you shouldn't have sweet potatoes that look like that.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_02: You shouldn't have you shouldn't have sweet potatoes that look like that.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_02: Literally, I know you guys can't see this, but they look like proper like Viagra dicks.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_02: Like they that would that is that is hung like a horse rod.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what I would think Arnold Schwarzenegger in Prime's dick would look like.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not even joking.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's it is beyond fucked up.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_01: And they are massive.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, that was something that girds on my fucking neck.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, what are they doing, bro?
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_02: This farmer's got like I can't be bringing my girlfriend around these things, just a cheese.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_01: This farmer's just put his own stash in the fucking so yeah, that was my sweet potato story.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I said to Nam, she's like, what are you talking about?
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah, and dude, I I said it so loud too.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: I was I was looking, I looked at the sweet potatoes and I'm like, holy fuck, what are they putting in these sweet potatoes?
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like, and it's and this was like new new mom or something.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_01: She just had a baby in her um in the cart, and her head just cocked so fast at me.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_01: Neck snapped like crazy, and she's just I can see in her side just as soon as I say, What the fuck are they doing in these sweet potatoes?
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like roaring, and she just full cocked and other unseen.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh this is embarrassing.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_02: I need to get that photo, and I want to post it on the your chat so sure.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_02: They are just like, that is wrong.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like I haven't even seen a cucumber like that.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_00: Like, fuck shit.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, geez.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_02: All right, let's lead on to the next story.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_02: You talking about how you were feeling like you're an alcoholic.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_01: So, like, I went to the pub and like I don't know about you, but if I ever go past a bottle and I see a good special, you know, you just go again.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'll go get it.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_03: So I get that.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: I like some Brookvailes.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_01: I got some Brookfail uh fucking ginger beer, and um, I took it home and like last night I was just drinking away.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_01: And like, look, I was playing with I was playing oh shit.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_01: I was playing on Braden.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you are shocking.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: I need to put you on this.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of stay still.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: I know you can't.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: Um, what's it um uh it was me and my mate and my partner were just playing on the game, you know, because that's what we that's what I do late at night time if I'm if I'm not working, obviously.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm on the PC, I'm like, you know, I might have a drink, and it just didn't stop.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_01: I just kept drinking my plan.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, am I?
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_01: Do I have a problem?
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like But in your defairness, you don't have work at the moment.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't have work for five days.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, so you're like, what are you meant to do?
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like, well, that's exactly right.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, do I have a problem?
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: No, you're not gonna be.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_01: Am I okay?
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what's going on?
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, because I I'm I was the same.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_02: I was the um where was I the other day?
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_02: I was I was at home on a Saturday afternoon and I was at Kate's place, yeah, and she was making we had some um one of her brothers, Dylan, shout out to you, mate.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_02: We're having his birthday and we're getting ready for him because he was coming over, so Kate was like making a dip.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: It was about 12 o'clock, and I just got firsty for a beer all of a sudden.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, So I said to Kate, I said, it's bad if I have a beer.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: She goes, No.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm gonna get myself a beer.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_02: Big mistake because what happens when you drink one beer?
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_02: You can't stop.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_02: And I was just there and I was like, oh shit.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, by before I knew it, I was drinking a lot of beer.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't think we're alcoholics.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: We just like beer.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_02: Did you have the whole six pack to yourself?
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah or more.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, six pack.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_01: I had two beers in the fridge and I was like, I'll leave that for tonight.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_01: So I've got two beers and my liquor cupboards just fucking overflowing.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: Because I don't Naomi's not a big drinker.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like she'll drink, but she's not a big drinker.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_02: Does she ever look at you and just go, or does she not care?
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's definitely sometimes.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, come on, Braden.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_01: She looks, she looks at me and she's like, Brayden, it's it's not even It's 10 o'clock in the morning.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_01: Are you okay?
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_01: Now that I've got now I've got my open license, I'm I'm like, oh fucking.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: Which by the way, congratulations, mate.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_01: You're finally a man.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: You're finally a man.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_01: So like now I've got my open license, I just don't give a fuck.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh crack one.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, if I need a drive later, everyone should be right.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'll tell you what.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's a bad thing to say, but it is a bad thing.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_02: Don't drink and drive anyone, but it is nice when you're out of because I like I'm very big on like I like to social drink.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like I think, like my dad, like, shout out to you.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: He always said to me, like, Jai, if you're ever at Kate's family, the respect thing to do is you buy yourself a schooner, you buy Kate's dad a schooner.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_02: You know, yeah, that is a respectful thing.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm my family's bugging.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_02: That is a typical thing.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so when I go out and everyone's talking and all that, I think you just when everyone else is drinking, I need to have a drink in my hand.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like so.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_02: If I'm driving, I will get the light beer.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_02: You know, what's 2%?
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's a bitch beer, but at least I know if I have a light beer, I could probably have three of those or four of those, and I'll be fine.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_02: Like there's nothing wrong with you having a beer, as long as if you just know where the limit is before you drive.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if you know you're over the limit, you can't fucking drive.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not stupid enough to do that.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_02: But I know that I can have two schooners on my normal Great Northern St.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_02: Cruise or I could have three light beers and I know I'm fine.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, like I I've like if I'm at the pub with the girls and the guys and whatnot, and I'm Dezo, like I was like, I've been a couple of times.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'll just have I have tried the Zero Beer.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, fucking shit.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'd rather drink like a soft drink.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's just that's what I do.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'll just be like, I'm Dezo driving.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'll be like, all right, here's a free soft drink.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love it when they do that.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's so good.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_01: It is so good, it's fucking awesome.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is just awesome.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_02: I don't mind a good like um like because they do lemon lime bitters at some places for free.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm uh because I'm not the biggest lover of coke on itself.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I'll drink it, but I'm not the biggest lover, and I'm not a big fan of lemonade either.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_02: So I will get a lemon lime bitter.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: I know I sound like an absolute bitch saying that, but like, yeah.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm just a very big on like if I'm in a social area, I need to have at least one beer, or they can like I'm happy to even just if I'm deserver, happy to even have one beer.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like, or like a lemon lime bitters.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like I'm a I'm a big, big, big fucking no sugar coke type of guy.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_02: So you like the no sugar coke?
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, same, 100%.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_02: If I if I'm just someone have like a normal Coke, I'm like, yeah.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, normal Coke is sugar.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: And have it like mix, now I sound like have it mixed with the spirit, no, no sugar spirit is the way to go.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I'll even go to a pub and I'll get, oh, can I have a you know a Kraken on Coke, no sugar, please?
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, no right.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_01: Or Pepsi Max.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, Pepsi Max?
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: Pepsi Pepsi Max is like the sweeter version of no sugar.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like that's that's it.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_01: That's the one, the only two drinks I'll go for.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, yep, 100%.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: Now, mate, moving on, rent train coming in right now.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: This time, Giants on the bandwagon.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_02: All right, Giants on the 2-2 train.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_02: This is shout it out if you because I know they're listening, because why wouldn't they be to the Brisbane Lions?
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yesterday, well, when you're listening to this was last week, we versed GWS Giants, and I probably witnessed, and it's been a while since I've played seen them play this bad, but that game losing by 90 points, and then the fact that in that third quarter, the Giants now hold the highest scoring game in AFL history in a third quarter against the reigning premiers back to back.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck, Lions?
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to, and you know what didn't help?
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_02: And shout out to you, Brandon, because I know he listens and all that, but our Tyler at our bathroom company, he's a GWS fan.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_02: And he was sending me shit all day today during all this podcast.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_02: And look, I'm very big, and I've said this to you, mate before, I've witnessed my team go back to back.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'll never probably see that again in my life.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm very proud to see my team win a prettiership.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_02: Some people don't get to see that.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I've said if we get one and spoon, I won't care.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_02: But I've always said you I want my boys to at least put up a fight.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_02: Losing by 90 points, that is like they just got bent over and straight they got that sweet potato shot that's like so.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_02: My rent train, done and dusted.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_02: We need a strap back, but I'm telling you right now, to the Queensland Marine team out there, for my sake and for my mental health, please win this because I can't have the Lions lose like that and then the blues win.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, yeah.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_02: I may not be good at the end of this week.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_02: If Queensland win, I'll be alright, but if the blues win, just letting you know, Jay's gonna be.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_02: He's not tech, he's not talking to any fucker.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm a big person in the sport, but oh my god.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck it hell.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've just I've never anyway.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_02: There's my rant train now.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, good on you.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_02: Good job.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_02: I think we should shop the podcast there.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_02: Now, another episode done and dusted.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh look, but let's all jokes aside, I know you guys are listening.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_02: Go Queensland.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, we gotta get it in here.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_02: Go to Queensland.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go Queensland.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I say this right now, okay?
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this a bit of a thing.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_02: Next time when we record the podcast, we'll probably be, you know, before game two.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_01: If we win, yeah, I want us to call up Naomi and be like And Justin.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_01: Justin goes for blue shit.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_01: Even better.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_02: No, we won't do Naomi.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_02: Justin be better.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_02: Because we never called Justin actually on the podcast.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_02: Let's get Justin on the podcast.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck, he's gonna listen to this, isn't he?
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, but it'll be already out.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he'll he'll hear this and he knows we're gonna call the motherfucker.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_02: If we win the state of origin, we're gonna call him and we're gonna boast the shit out of him.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, you got no idea.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be like reaming him over the phone non-stop.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_01: Nonstop.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_02: All we're gonna do is we're just we're not gonna, I'm not gonna tell him on because I don't want him to know this, but we're gonna call him and we're gonna wind the shit up.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_02: So if we win against the game one at the blues home ground, Juzzy, we're coming for you, mate.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_02: Okay?
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_02: And it's not our fault, your team's shit.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_02: Once again, you're listening to this and you might have flogged us.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_02: We don't know, okay?
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_02: But you you're just gonna have to find out.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_02: All right, uh, before we go, mate, what are you having for dinner?
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um, fuck.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm just doing toasty style.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: I did something It's not even a toasy, it's actually a Jaffel.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_01: So even better.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_01: Jaffles are better than Jay's.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, he'd yours better that what's better than just a normal Jaffel?
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_01: A Jaffel with baked beans and cheese in it.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_02: You can go fuck yourself.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_02: Baked beans are shit.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_02: No, they are.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_02: They are shit.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's like probably.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_02: I put food spaghetti in a can on a jaffel.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck out of here.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_02: You know, no, mate.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, you can't.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_02: Baked beans are shit.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_02: They always give me gas.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_02: And I know that's a joke, but they do.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_02: Like they give me gas.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's good for you.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_02: And they taste like yeah, I don't give a fuck.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_02: We literally talked for 10 minutes about fast food, okay?
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I care about healthy food mom.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_02: Uh now, also, oh well.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: What did you get on for dinner?
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, Kate and I are home alone right now because mom and dad are yet.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_02: You should have seen the look on Brady's face when I said that.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, Braden.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Kate's family listens to this.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well, well, okay.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_01: I got nothing to say.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, sorry about that, everyone.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_02: Um, he's so disrespectful, Brady.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, no, we're doing like our own version of like a Nando's flavoured chicken.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, nano.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_02: We're having broccolini and potato bake with it.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, nice.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_01: So that's what we're having for dinner.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_01: What's um last night we did um, I did uh because I got the Colombian fucking uh smoker at home.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_01: I did the I did like salt pepper and garlic chicken breast on the smoker.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: Love it.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: And we we literally just did like a like a we just put cream, parmesan cheese, and bacon.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh like cream and chicken.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_01: Fettuccine, fucking mix it all up, slice all the chicken down the strips, and just chuck it in.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_01: It was like the best chicken Alfredo ever had, shit.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, this is so good.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oh fucking hell.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was top tier, bro.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_01: Top tier?
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_01: It was fucking unbelievable.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_01: Sounds like top tier shit.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_01: It was unbelievable.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh well, you guys have a good one.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, we're gonna get in the air.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_02: Go, Queensland.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever happens, we've still got two more games.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: But Queensland's gonna win.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_02: We know we've won this, okay?
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_02: You're listening to this going giant brain.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_02: We've won the game.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_02: We know we've won it, you know?
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking okay.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_02: Uh sorry, all to your blue fans out there, suck shit for losing.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_02: Tell you what, if we listen, if we lose, we're gonna see my absolute dickheads on the podcast.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna post it too.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_01: And you know what?
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_01: If if you guys are out there and say say the say the uh the Queensland one, fucking post it and then fucking hashtag us in or something.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 100%.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, guys, you have a good one, and we'll catch you in the next one.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_02: See you guys.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_02: Your chat.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_02: Good guy, and break it.