Latest / Kenny Wallace Media / We Lost Our Beloved Aunt Pat, NASCAR Chicago Has Fans Going Crazy & AI is Taking Over | Coffee With Kenny
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- 0:00Happy Thursday morning, everybody.
- 0:05I've already been out at the Funeral Home.
- 0:09We lost Aunt Pat, we went there with her daughter and of course
- 0:16Kim and we got everything ready. So I'll let them talk about
- 0:22that. But we got Brittany's
- 0:26mother-in-law Danielle flew in from Oregon last night.
- 0:31There she is. What a bang, bang flight you
- 0:35have. What time did you get here?
- 0:38We got to the house at 1:00 AM, one AM.
- 0:40Well, that ain't bad. I got to the airport at 10:30.
- 0:44That's like me getting back from the dirt races.
- 0:49OK, everybody. So the reason we have A to go
- 0:53Cup is because we were, like I said, we were out at the Funeral
- 0:59Home this morning and we supported Aunt Pat's daughter
- 1:06Dawn. And so, yeah, my prayers to the
- 1:13whole Sunshine family. Of course, Aunt Pat's sister Dee
- 1:21Dee lives with us. Aunt by Uncle Doug, Bob Dennis,
- 1:27anybody with the Sunshine family?
- 1:30Love you all so much and really sorry about the legendary Aunt
- 1:35Pat. Aunt Pat.
- 1:37My favorite part of her. She'd say I'll kick your ass
- 1:43when when she she's awesome. But I feel bad for my wife Kim.
- 1:50Aunt Pat was Kim's big sister, you know, Kim was her niece.
- 1:57But yeah, OK, deep breath, everybody.
- 2:04You all in that Chicago race? What?
- 2:08What is your hang up? I mean, you know the race is
- 2:12over, right? And you do know they're not
- 2:15going back there, right? OK, NASCAR has already told you.
- 2:23But I guess I'm going to remind you NASCAR has a company that
- 2:28owns all the SAFER barrier walls, all the fencing,
- 2:33everything it takes for makeshift race tracks.
- 2:38What NASCAR can do now and what they've proved to all of you,
- 2:42all the fans, is that they can set a street course up anywhere
- 2:47in the world. So all NASCAR has to do is go,
- 2:50hey, we're going to run San Diego next year.
- 2:55And then all of a sudden the tractor trailers with all the
- 2:57walls and all the fence, those tractor trailers start hauling
- 3:02ass. They go out to San Diego and
- 3:04they going to set a street course up.
- 3:08Now, they can do this anywhere. It could be Philadelphia, it
- 3:13could be anywhere, but we're not going to know until they do it.
- 3:18So when I when I look at my timeline and you all are just
- 3:24getting it out of your system, you know, some of you hate
- 3:28Chicago. But what's crazy is Jeff Cluck
- 3:33took his pole and it shows like 70% of the people love the
- 3:37street course at Chicago. But you know, they always say
- 3:42squeaky wheel gets the grease. I think that's the deal here.
- 3:46There's some of you that just don't like Chicago for political
- 3:49reasons. So you're on the motherfucking
- 3:51gas. You're just, you're just, you
- 3:55won't let the fuck up because you don't like Chicago because
- 3:58of politics. I don't give a flying about
- 4:02politics, OK? You want 100% of the business.
- 4:06I've said this to you 100 times. When you go into a city, you
- 4:10don't go. I'm going to piss off 50% of the
- 4:14people. It's like I've told you, when
- 4:17you, when you own a dealership, you don't announce outside your
- 4:21political affiliation. Like let's say you go to a
- 4:24dealership, you don't go, I'm an RRD because then right away you
- 4:28run off. You run off 50% of the business
- 4:32so you can do what you want to do.
- 4:35But the Chicago St. course race, it's over.
- 4:40It's not going back there. And that's that.
- 4:43But you are just that. And and it's for no reason.
- 4:47Oh, there's my fuel. Yeah, baby.
- 4:53Arnell. Remember when they used to
- 4:54sponsor Matt the Brat? Matt the brat?
- 4:57Kansas. Hey, Brittany.
- 4:59Where's Brittany at? Lila.
- 5:02Lila. You looking at a big truck?
- 5:04Look here. She knows he.
- 5:08That's my Sunoco race fuel. I get it out of Oklahoma.
- 5:13I don't get any Sunoco dealers here.
- 5:16I'm out of fuel. I burn 112 blue, 112 blue.
- 5:22I get it from my buddy down there in Oklahoma.
- 5:26I think he's been here before he knew to back up to the shed.
- 5:29Come on, kick it back. All right, I think I got that
- 5:34off my chest. You all can quit bitching about
- 5:36Chicago St. course race. It's gone.
- 5:38It's not coming back. Bye bye.
- 5:40See you next week on most and Hee Haw bitches, IE all right, I
- 5:47I put out there on Hey, Britt, can you can you text Brody and
- 5:53tell him to help that tell that guy to help unload the fuel.
- 5:57Just text your husband and say dad's down here doing coffee
- 6:00with Kenny. Just do it right now.
- 6:02If you don't mind. I got like a minute left.
- 6:06So I put on social media that this artificial intelligence has
- 6:13become like a minefield boy. I remember when them saying AI
- 6:20was going to change the world, but I really didn't know what
- 6:22they meant. Oh damn, look at this, look at
- 6:26that. Hey, Wallace, right now we got
- 6:33There you go, Arnelle, Carers and FedEx.
- 6:36No ditch too deep, no hill too steep.
- 6:39Call Fred's towing. Damn.
- 6:41It's like a commercial, my Lord. Oh, he said he's already there.
- 6:47Oh, good. OK.
- 6:48Brody's already up there to help unload the fuel.
- 6:50So anyway, this this artificial intelligence.
- 6:55Here's what I here's what I think is going to happen.
- 6:57It's going to destroy social media because it's a it's a
- 7:02minefield. You don't know.
- 7:04It's like we've already said all the fake it's coming out.
- 7:09Bubba Wallace don't like the white flag.
- 7:12Kyle Bush say you know save the starving family.
- 7:17Dale Junior and Amy Earnhardt have you know Bigfoot living in
- 7:22their house and you dumb are commenting and liking it.
- 7:28I looked at every fake site everyone and it's got like 1400
- 7:34comments on fake because you dummies are are clicking on it
- 7:41here. The the media like the real
- 7:43media like the good media like Bob Pocras.
- 7:46Bob Pocras is salt of the earth and he's reporting on real.
- 7:51You guys don't care about that. You're clicking on Bigfoot
- 7:55living at Dale Junior's house. Jesus Christ, people, may the
- 8:01Lord be with you and also with you, Father, may the Lord be
- 8:07with all of you because social media has now become an show
- 8:12because you all are clicking on and responding to.
- 8:17It's so fake. Well, you all remind me of my
- 8:21mother. My mom bought the National
- 8:23Enquirer. All the time we go to the we'd
- 8:25go to Schnucks or Dierbergs and mom would buy The Enquirer.
- 8:28Bigfoot lives at Kenny Wallace's house.
- 8:30Really. Bigfoot lives with Kenny
- 8:33Wallace. Let me buy this paper.
- 8:37Oh, Fred Sanford and Lamont, you big dummy.