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The Fifth Hour: "Inflated Farts" Mail Bag · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Kubbooms.
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  Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
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  Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
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  Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
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  Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
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  Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: The clearing House of Hot takes break free for something special.
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  Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
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  Speaker 1: In the air eyware. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
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  Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny g Radio A Happy Sunday to you.
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  Speaker 1: It is the fifteenth day of February, right in the middle. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: we're past the middle point, right, there's fewer days in
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  Speaker 1: the month of February. Racist.
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  Speaker 3: How come Black History Month shortest month of the twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hey, and then it's always you wake up like
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  Speaker 1: March first, like, oh my god, how is it March already?
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  Speaker 1: You know, because people freak out about us. Anyway, we
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  Speaker 1: have the mailbag before we get to the mailbak. Though,
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  Speaker 1: what we did is a psyop experiment on the Saturday podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Danny.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if people were aware of that, but
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  Speaker 1: we did a mind hack and I learned this from
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  Speaker 1: the Great rich Dys years ago, one of the legendary
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  Speaker 1: DJs in American radio history, the Great rich Dys, who said,
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  Speaker 1: every once in a while, you know, just kind of
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  Speaker 1: throw a mistake in there and just see if people
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  Speaker 1: are paying attention. Just see who's actually listening and who's
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  Speaker 1: paying attention.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're known for your mistakes here and there,
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  Speaker 3: but you've never really had a twenty five minute mistake before.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I thought, I thought, Danny, it's February, let's just
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  Speaker 1: see if people are really engaged in the product. And
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  Speaker 1: so I thought it would be fun to go into
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  Speaker 1: the remote studio and kind of pull the do hickey
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  Speaker 1: out of the box that connect a microphone. And then
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  Speaker 1: I thought it would also be good I did andy
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  Speaker 1: to sit down and spend half an hour of my
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  Speaker 1: life apping and then record it and then send it
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  Speaker 1: out to the masses. I thought all those things would
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  Speaker 1: be good ideas, and it happened, and it really worked.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, in terms of bag quality audio, that was
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  Speaker 1: the greatest possible bag quality audio podcast we've ever done.
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  Speaker 1: I am such a radio loser proud of that.
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  Speaker 3: And you are the radio version of the quad God.
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  Speaker 3: People are expecting gold and you gave them a fall
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  Speaker 3: on the ice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh not everyone wins the gold. Some people win the bronze,
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  Speaker 1: and some people just finish fifth, you know, and that's it,
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  Speaker 1: and that happens.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what, though, Ben, you could hear all
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  Speaker 3: your words, and the little audio note I put in
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  Speaker 3: front of your Saturday pod was that you sounded like
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  Speaker 3: a professor in front of a class. And I was
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  Speaker 3: in the chair in the back.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so it's like you were eavesdropping in the conversation,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And yes, sometimes that's better. Sometimes that's better
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  Speaker 1: that way. We've decided, for some reason to get back
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  Speaker 1: to the normal microphones on this mail bag podcast. And
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  Speaker 1: we have a bunch of mail. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it's because of the nonsense yesterday. We have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of mail to get to Danny and I think, ohio
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  Speaker 1: Al needs to get us in the mood. What do
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  Speaker 1: you think?
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  Speaker 3: I think Jim Gray's audience joined us. It's this mail bag.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to it. Here we go. These
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  Speaker 1: are actual letters by actual listeners to the show. You
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  Speaker 1: can email a future mail bag send it care of
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  Speaker 1: Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. All letters, no numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com and put your
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  Speaker 1: name and city if you want any kind of credit,
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  Speaker 1: otherwise we'll just rip you and goof on you and
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  Speaker 1: things like that. First up is Logan from Saint Paul,
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota home. I have one of the great juice losey
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  Speaker 1: places right across the street from the high school that
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  Speaker 1: Paul Molitor, a Baseball Hall of Famer, and Joe Mauer
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  Speaker 1: who shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame but is
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  Speaker 1: attended high school. There's a really good juicy lucy place. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Logan rites Sin says Ben and Danny g is this
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  Speaker 1: the greatest salesperson in the world? And he sent me
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  Speaker 1: a story. Did you see this, Danny? A six year
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  Speaker 1: old girl from Pennsylvania. Do you see how many boxes
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  Speaker 1: of Girl Scouts she's sold?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I did see this on social media.
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  Speaker 1: So this six year old girl set a record. She
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  Speaker 1: sold it says here, over eighty five thousand boxes of cookies.
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  Speaker 1: And she's aiming to get to one hundred thousand boxes
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  Speaker 1: of cookies.
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  Speaker 3: And so now that's a hustler.
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  Speaker 1: So Logan asked about that. I would say, Logan, she's
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  Speaker 1: not the greatest salesperson in the world. Her parents are
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  Speaker 1: the greatest salespeople. And the only way that works, like
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  Speaker 1: the math on that, right, the only way that works
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  Speaker 1: is you got to have the parents. You gotta have
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  Speaker 1: the grandparents, You got to have the cousins, the uncles,
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  Speaker 1: Like that's a whole family thing. I don't think she's
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  Speaker 1: sitting in front of the Kroger and selling eighty five
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  Speaker 1: thousand box at eighty seven thousand boxes of cookies like
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  Speaker 1: there's some real there's a racket going on there, there's
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  Speaker 1: a wreck and I have some boxes my wife at work.
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  Speaker 1: She picked up some boxes of Girl Scout cookies from
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  Speaker 1: somebody at work. And I love how they say there's
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  Speaker 1: no you cannot resell the boxes. They put it on
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  Speaker 1: the box that only the little girls can resell.
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  Speaker 3: It.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't there like a black market for Girls Scout cookie
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  Speaker 1: You could sell those things, right? I mean I don't
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  Speaker 1: not to opposed to, but you could. So yeah. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to make of that other than
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  Speaker 1: the fact that she's got a really loving family that
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  Speaker 1: bought a lot. I mean, she just looks like a normal,
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  Speaker 1: like little cute, chubby, six year old girl. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: It's like.
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  Speaker 3: I just saw the headline, So I haven't read the story,
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  Speaker 3: does it say ben? Is there a story to click on,
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  Speaker 3: like where her dad or mom works, or how she
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  Speaker 3: sold that many.
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  Speaker 1: Her father stated that she's unstoppable. It's not come on.
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  Speaker 1: They were hoping to see her prizes, including a trip
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  Speaker 1: to Niagara Falls, and funded future projects with it. For
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  Speaker 1: her troop, she initially aimed to sell the most boxes
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  Speaker 1: among her group of eleven kindergarteners, and then she reached
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  Speaker 1: five thousand boxes. She shifted her focus to breaking the
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  Speaker 1: state record, then quickly pushed past ten thousand. Blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 1: blah blah. The family has used Facebook and TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so she went viral in yeah, took off like wildfire.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, posted by Atritional door to door sales that the
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  Speaker 1: girl knocked on doors after school and on weekends when
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  Speaker 1: weather permitted. She also called supporters handed out fly I've
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  Speaker 1: come on to Benny.
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  Speaker 3: This brings up a good topic. As a kid, did
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  Speaker 3: you ever go door to door and sell anything? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I did have to. My mom ran a like
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  Speaker 1: a thing, a mailing service, so I put flyers on doors,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't really like knock on doors. I did
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  Speaker 1: deliver the newspaper and I had to collect money, and
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  Speaker 1: back in those days you had to go to the
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  Speaker 1: house and get the money. But not a traditional door
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  Speaker 1: to door salesperson. That wasn't doing that. Of the Mormons,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do any of that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Well, how about this. When I was at Paradise Valley
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  Speaker 3: Elementary School, Silicon Valley, they had us going door to
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  Speaker 3: door selling light bulbs.
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  Speaker 1: Light bulbs?
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  Speaker 3: What the light bulbs? And now my teacher she I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if the school signed off on this, but
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  Speaker 3: on weekends even she would take us to these neighborhoods
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  Speaker 3: outside of San Jose, California in her car. Supposedly we
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  Speaker 3: were fundraising. To this day, I wonder about that if
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  Speaker 3: it was some shady business she had going on well
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  Speaker 3: side hustle, Yeah, you know, I think about it because
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  Speaker 3: we sold a lot of Think about it. You go
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  Speaker 3: to people's homes and you're like, hey, don't you hate
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  Speaker 3: it when you run out of light bulbs? And the
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  Speaker 3: people at the door were kind of like, yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: know what, Actually I could use some light bulbs. So
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  Speaker 3: it was not a very hard sell. Brilliant look get
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  Speaker 3: that trying to hustle and the next school year that
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  Speaker 3: teacher was driving a Mercedes Benz.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks to you. Oh oh yeah, yeah, she's you know,
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  Speaker 1: and nowadays you can do that, but back then, now
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  Speaker 1: there'd be people out protesting. Scott from Florida writes in
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  Speaker 1: He says, hey't been and Danny, after five years of normalcy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going back to working the night shift. Can you
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  Speaker 1: please give me a pep talk help me remember why
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  Speaker 1: the night shift is better. I am not thrilled, but
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  Speaker 1: I know you are a big night shift proponent. That's
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  Speaker 1: Scott from Florida. Yeah, yes, got. There's many advantages to
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  Speaker 1: the night shift. The fact that you don't have your
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  Speaker 1: boss breathing down your neck, that would be big. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a little calmer at night. I'm wired. You might
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  Speaker 1: not be wired that way, hard wired that way, but
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  Speaker 1: I just feel more creative at night than I do
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  Speaker 1: during the day usually, so that's nice.
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  Speaker 3: And no traffic driving to and from your job usually there's.
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  Speaker 1: Not a lot of traffic. I also liked the fact
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  Speaker 1: that when you work the night shift your days off,
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  Speaker 1: you still stay up late at night and you just
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  Speaker 1: kind of have the run of the place and you
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  Speaker 1: have time during the day before work. You can go
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  Speaker 1: out and do stuff and things are usually open and
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  Speaker 1: all that. I I just enjoy. I think it's great
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  Speaker 1: and I've done it in a long time. And if
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  Speaker 1: they paid me enough money, I'd go to the day shift.
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  Speaker 1: But other than that, I like doing the night thing.
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  Speaker 3: I like this. You know what I missed about that
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  Speaker 3: shift was running errands in the morning when other people
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  Speaker 3: are in a hurry to get to work. You already
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  Speaker 3: finished your shift, so I'd be walking around grocery stores
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  Speaker 3: and it was just me and senior citizens in.
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  Speaker 1: There, senior sneaker crowd.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the night shifts.
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  Speaker 3: Guy.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be glad to do live radio at night for you.
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  Speaker 1: We Bulldog, We Bulldog in Fullerton says, oh no, happy
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  Speaker 1: post Super Bowl Sunday, Ben and Danny G a few points. First,
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  Speaker 1: Demolition Man was the movie Danny G was talking about
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  Speaker 1: with a taco bell scene in the future. Second, he
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  Speaker 1: says Max Crosby playing his last game as a Raider,
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  Speaker 1: but Derek Carr is coming back, so it's a wash. Third,
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  Speaker 1: did you ever do you ever listen to Jerome and
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  Speaker 1: Charleston's call to some political show A caller brought up
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  Speaker 1: a while ago. It's the third rail, mom man, But
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty hilarious. Happens around the twenty seven minute mark.
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  Speaker 1: He sent me a link we Bulldog. I have not
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  Speaker 1: had a chance to listen to it yet. He says,
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  Speaker 1: would either of you get a call from the bosses
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  Speaker 1: if you let a caller rant and rant about politics
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  Speaker 1: for too long on your weekday?
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  Speaker 3: You had a whole segment on Bad Bunny. That's the
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  Speaker 3: third rail, my man.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think people tune in not to hear about politics.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you can't help it, though, because things become political,
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  Speaker 1: like Bad Bunny had become political and all that. But uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's got to know if you sell cheeseburgers,
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  Speaker 1: like you look at in and out Burger, they sell hamburgers.
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  Speaker 1: They don't sell chicken, they don't sell fish, they sell hamburgers.
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  Speaker 1: They see all they have. That's people tune in for that.
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  Speaker 1: They want the they want the cheeseburgers.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, you know what's interesting is the evolution of
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  Speaker 3: our format. Though you and I had to deal with
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  Speaker 3: stick the sports guy for a long time. Yeah, why
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  Speaker 3: don't you guys just stick to sports? Now there's actually
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  Speaker 3: listeners who ask us, why didn't you guys talk about
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  Speaker 3: that or talk about this? You guys should you know,
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  Speaker 3: you should give us your opinion on everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The other thing I've learned is that from going
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  Speaker 1: out and doing the Mallard meet and greets that we've
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  Speaker 1: done over the years, like most people a aren't that political,
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  Speaker 1: and so that people think everyone's like worked up into
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  Speaker 1: a ladder because they get fooled by the matrix and
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  Speaker 1: that whatever that is where everyone freaks out over everything.
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  Speaker 1: But in my experience actually meeting boots on the ground,
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  Speaker 1: most people just trying to get through the life. They
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  Speaker 1: know they're not that worked up politically. They might roll
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  Speaker 1: their eyes at stuff that somebody does that they don't
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  Speaker 1: agree with politically, but they're not like worked up into
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  Speaker 1: a ladder and all that. And also the stuff you
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  Speaker 1: see online compared to the real world in terms of
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  Speaker 1: where people are politically just in general, even when they're
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  Speaker 1: really worked up politically, is not what you're led to believe.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I think there's a lot of listeners who
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  Speaker 3: are just like us, where their focus is on sports
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  Speaker 3: maybe entertainment, But you're right, politics, I don't listen to
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  Speaker 3: political radio or any of that stuff. I honestly I
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  Speaker 3: don't like that format.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I pay attention to it, but I'm not a
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  Speaker 1: cess with it. Like I don't run my life around
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  Speaker 1: politics and things like that. I'm just like I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get through do my thing. That's it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there are limits. We couldn't help during the Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: been really, it's been ten years, right, Remember in twenty
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  Speaker 1: sixteen that presidential race.
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  Speaker 3: Good I was there on the air with you and
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  Speaker 3: we played we broke into live programming and we put
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  Speaker 3: the CNN feed on the air, remember, and we played
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  Speaker 3: Donald Trump's acceptance speech on your show.
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  Speaker 1: To a tag o volliyah. Yeah, my god, that's been
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  Speaker 1: ten years, right. And then I think it was twenty
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  Speaker 1: sixteen he took over, and then or was the election
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  Speaker 1: in twenty sixteen, I don't remember, it was around that time.
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  Speaker 1: And then obviously four years and then, god, man, seems
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  Speaker 1: like a couple of days ago, or at least a
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  Speaker 1: couple of months ago. Wild let's see out.
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  Speaker 3: Also of the retirement.
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  Speaker 1: My man, man, it's flying bob oh, you got us
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  Speaker 1: got slow down the rocket ship on my head alf
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  Speaker 1: from the mailroom. What's in the box. Well, listen, alf,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up, and I apologize for
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  Speaker 1: not bringing this up sooner. So I did a heartfelt
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  Speaker 1: eulogy to the character known as Roscoe the Parrot and
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  Speaker 1: his keeper David from winter Park, Florida, who we are
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  Speaker 1: ninety eight percent sure passed away. No official announcement came down.
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  Speaker 1: There was a there was a posting in Florida in
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  Speaker 1: the town where he lived, with details. Someone by his
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  Speaker 1: name David from winter Park, Florida, who had a I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know his exact birth date but had a similar birthdate,
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  Speaker 1: passed away and we had not heard from David in
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  Speaker 1: a while. So I did a tribute to David and
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe the Parrot. This is the guy that drove from
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  Speaker 1: winter Park, Florida all the way up to Boston for
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  Speaker 1: a one and a half hour maler meet and greet
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  Speaker 1: we did at the cask in Flat, and he had
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  Speaker 1: his character. He called the show Roscoe the Parrot, and
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  Speaker 1: it was it was crazy because I said, Hey, where's
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe the Parrot? When he showed up to the thing
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  Speaker 1: in Boston, he said, oh, you want to meet Roscoe.
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  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I want to meet Roscoe. So David
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  Speaker 1: walked out and then I thought he was going to
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  Speaker 1: get the parrot. And then like thirty minutes later, so
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  Speaker 1: he walked back in and I got Roscoe the parrot.
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  Speaker 1: I said, I don't see I don't see a parrot.
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  Speaker 1: You're making that up. And he said it's behind my back.
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  Speaker 1: I said, oh really, and then he pulled a stuffed
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  Speaker 1: animal parrot and my guy Danny Alf, I'll post some
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  Speaker 1: photos on it today and Facebook. So Alf sent me
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  Speaker 1: in the mail like a brother of Roscoe the parrots.
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  Speaker 1: So I have now in my possession. This is this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be a prized item. I want to thank
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  Speaker 1: Al for this. I have a Roscoe the parrot. I'm
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  Speaker 1: now the proud owner of a Roscoe the parrot.
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  Speaker 3: That was it's taxidermy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's You'll be very impressed, Danny when you see Roscoe.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, in fact, I must send you a photo. Here.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I say here, let's get some hit the
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  Speaker 1: phone button thing here, hold on a sec I'll click
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  Speaker 1: on this.
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  Speaker 3: Duo duo doo doo. Oh, I see it. N it's
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  Speaker 3: just a plush, well tought animal.
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  Speaker 1: You you say it's plushed. You say, plush. But to me,
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  Speaker 1: that's Roscoe. That's the beauty of Roscoe, the parrot right there.
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  Speaker 1: That's the magic of it. Low maintenance. It's the perfect pet,
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  Speaker 1: low maintenance, and you can't be allergic to it. So
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  Speaker 1: thanks to alf, I appreciate that that's a good looking bird.
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  Speaker 3: I was hoping for some taxidermy that smelled like the outdoors.
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  Speaker 1: JT. The Wingman from just outside Knoxville, Tennessee, writes, and
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  Speaker 1: he says, dear bandon Danny g After an incredibly boring
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl, I'm looking forward to the Daytona five hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I know you rarely mentioned the NASCAR racing series on
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  Speaker 1: your show, as you like to say you broadcast and
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  Speaker 1: not narrow cast. I am a fan of it. And
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  Speaker 1: since Fox is broadcasting the race, will you spend any
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  Speaker 1: of the first football this Sunday watching the race? I
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  Speaker 1: will be cheering for the old man Kyle Busch, as
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  Speaker 1: I am in that age group. I hope you will
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  Speaker 1: watch some and possibly mention the race on Monday show.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: That's from JT. The wing Man says. I will be
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: watching Benny versus depending on the exercise bike this weekend
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: like normal. Well, JT no new episode this week. There
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: was some scheduling issues on Benny Versus The Benny. Hopefully
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: we'll get the year in Review episode this following week,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: but you can watch classic episodes of Benny Versus The
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Penny JT as for the Daytona five hundred JT The
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: wing Man.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Sixty eight, sixty eight Running of Days only five hundred
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: beget it, bugin It, bugin.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I will. I will check it out. I'm not gonna
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: be obsessed with it. I'll have it on the background.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: How about that.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I will have that on rather than the whatever that
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: NBA thing is.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I guess. Yeah. And you're a big Blaney fan, right,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: you have a cut off Blaney shirt?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever that is, I don't I don't know what
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: that No, I do what that is.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: But Ryan Blaney's one of the favorites Joey Logano I.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Gano.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: He's been doing that a lot. Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: But I'll check it out, and if something crazy happens,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I'll make a deal with j If there's something that's
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: worthy of a monologue mentioned in a monologue, I'm willing
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: to do that. I've done NASCAR mogs. I used to
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: do one a year. I do four golf monologues a
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: year for the majors. I'm down to really one golf
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: monologue a year that's at the Masters in April. That's
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: usually the old we do now on golf because it's
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: so boring to talk about.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: And normally on your show, we would do it with
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: the pickham We would we would pick the NASCAR drinkers.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the Daytona pick them. Yeah yeah, that's right.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Got rid of the pick them. Lorraine is not really
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: up on the sports stuff, so it's hard.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: To be I didn't know you didn't do pick him anymore?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we you know, we just couldn't do it. She's
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: she's not a sports fan, so it's hard just me
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: and Coop. It's kind of Eddie's got off the show,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: so how about shut up? Really kind of an impossible
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: bit to do the way the show's at right now,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: what else do we have to see? A next one?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Kwang from Ho Chi Minh Vietnam rights and he says
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Big Ben and Danny g radio happy belated National Soup Day.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: He says, I was I guess yesterday was the show
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: soup Day? Earlier this month is my nod goes to
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup's fun. I like chicken
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: noodle soup, which is like mock. You put matza ball
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: soup in there. He can do the French onion.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: And all that.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: And then he says, the definition of hullaballoo is as follows,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: a loud, continued noise or mixture of noises, or a
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: state of commotion, excitement and violent disturbance and uproar. Yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I use hullabaloo as a state of commotion. Pandemonium would
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: be another word you can use, but I do like
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: the word hullabaloo. He says, the next time you're in
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: North Carolina, will you be visiting Hullabaloo of Flat Rock
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: for breakfast, lunch and more. And then he sent me
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: the menu there from the Hullaballoo restaurant, which is a
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: good name. They've got their traditional buttermilk pancakes. You can
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: get hash bowl vegan hash that want that roasted carrots
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: and yogurt. That sounds disgusting.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Now, what are the other words that are really fun
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: to say? I like bamboozled.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Bamboozle's great. I love bamboozoled. Schmndrick is a good word.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I use that a fair amount, a lot of the
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: older words.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: The old yeah yeah, and some of the slang that
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: you grew up with. Like I was impressed because last
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Friday CNR kept using word schlub.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Schlub's a good one too. Yeah yeah. I have been
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: obsessed lately with the thing of a jig and the
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: what you might call it. I I use that a lot.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I like that gizmo is a fun word. Uh, I don't.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Ing.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go what other There's a bunch did
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I say gizmo? Gizmo's a good one. Gizmo's a solid one.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's and it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Was the name of a gremlin, that's right, that's right
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: back in the back of the day.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: So there's a there's a bunch of mean. I try
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: to mix those in as much as I can, because
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: it's it just changes it up a little bit. You
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to, you know, I keep saying the same
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: words over and over. I my God, my God, enough
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: enough enough change it up? You know, throwing an income poop,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you know that's a good word to an income poop, right.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Flum exed. I like the word flummoxed. I've used that
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: at there's one I don't use that often, which is
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: pretty good skullduggery. That's pretty good skullduggery. Got zukery, which
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: is kind of a like in that same family and
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: those kind of things. All right, next up, But what
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: do we have to see? You keep going on? The
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: mail bag is a good one. Dingle hopper. That's you
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: can use that all right?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Now you're getting carried away.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: No, that's the word dingle hopper. I'm I'm making that up.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Look it up.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I swear to god. That's a word, dingle hopper.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what it means, but I know it's work.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea what it means,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: but I know dingle hopp a word. My right hand
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: was getting a workout. Hey, that still gets played today.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: That was That was right, That was a sleep technique.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Let's see dingle hopper. Let me see here, I'm telling me,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: uh oh, here we go. Look at this. Dingle hopper
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: is an artifact from a sunken ship.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Look at that. How about Ariel use that word on
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: the Little Mermaid.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I'm quoting the Little Mermaid. How about.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: You are so nineteen eighties?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Man, late eighties. Come on now, all right, next up
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Johnny here Johnny. Johnny is from Boston. He says, Ben
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and Danny, do you guys have a problem with the
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: smell of chicken? He says, here in Boston they're trying
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to evict a raising Keynes because they people in the
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: building are complaining it smells like chicken.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: What what says? The restaurant here spent two hundred thousand
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: dollars to try to minimize the odor in the building.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: And this is on Boyleston Street, which is one of
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the legendary parts of Boston. He says, they put an
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: exhaust system in and all this stuff, and they still
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: want to trying to get evicted, and so they're suing. Uh,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and this is the building's trying to put a Panda
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Express in instead of instead of canes. Well, what's the point.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Is it gonna smell like orange chicken? Then it's gonna
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: still get smell like chicken. It's gonna be a different
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: kind of chicken. No, stop, if you have a if
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: you are the person leasing the restaurant, what did you
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: think raising canes was gonna smell like flowers?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, it's obviously gonna smellict.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I mean it kind of has a wanton soup smell
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: when you walk into Panda. So I would rather smell
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: the chicken.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: By the way, Danny, when you go to these places,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: if you were there all the time, wouldn't you get
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: used to them? You know what I'm saying, Like you
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: kind of get used.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: To it kind of. But but I think it's overkilled
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: pretty quickly. Because there was a hotel I stayed at
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: for a week back in the day when I was
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: on a vacation and there was an in and out
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: close enough to wear that onion, that strong onion smell
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: from in and out kept waffling over and on day
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: one I was like, oooh in and out. That makes
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: me want some in and out. And then on day
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: four I was like, fucking in and out. I don't
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: ever want to smell their restaurant ever. Again.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: It's nasty, man.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I think that's what it is. It's just
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: it's too much.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like my advice with real estate. People always
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: want these amazing views and like, oh I need this,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm I'm I was like, well, nah, it's the
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: amazing view is more important. If you're on vacation somewhere
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: than if you live there, because if you live there,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you don't really pay attention to it. And I was
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: reminded of that when I was in San Francisco. My
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: brother in law lives right on the Pacific Ocean, beautiful ocean,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: views the mighty Pacific right and I went. I was like, wow,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. A little table out there. You can
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: sit out and have a nice bite to eat and
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: look at the ocean. And I was like, this is
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: really cool. And how often do you guys come out here? Oh? Never,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: we did when we moved in, But then we know
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: that they're living there, lives, they're not sitting out there
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: looking at the ocean. But for me visiting, I was like, wow,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: this is great, this is great, you know. And they're
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: like they're okay. Ryan from Shrewsbury, Mass Writes and he says,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: hello boys, Happy Daytona five hundred day. As you may
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: not know, I am a huge NASCAR fan, so I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: very excited for the race today.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Look at it.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Two NASCAR people, Danny. My question this week from Ryan
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: is Ben, Since you are a self proclaimed radio loser,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about the Ham Radio have you
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: ever had one experience with one? Just curious your thoughts
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: on that. Hope to see you guys soon in Worcester.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you much love, he says Ryan from Shrewsbury. Well.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Ham radio big part of my childhood, I've pointed out,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and Danny knows this line that unlike Howard Stern, whose
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: father worked in radio at a radio station, my father
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: was a Ham radio operator, I'm the son of a
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Ham radio operator and my dad was fully invested in
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Ham radio. We lived in the place we lived growing
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: up because they didn't have laws preventing those giant antennas
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: that go up over your chimney, so you could places.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: My dad had a whole setup in Ham radio and
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: so we were allowed to have this huge antenna on
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: top of the building. And my dad loved Morse code.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: There were two ways to do Ham radio. There was
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the Morse code way and then there was obviously a
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: spoken word. My dad was one of the last people
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: that did Morse code. He loved Morse code and he
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: used to annoy me and I bust his chops. He
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: wanted me to become a hand radio. The reason I
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: would have done Ham radio I could not figure out
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the fricking Morse code.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Agree and do it. Ben, That's the hardest test I've
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: ever had in my entire life. I think I've told
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: you before. You and I have ham radio in common
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: because my electronics teacher had an ROP class in high
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: school and he said, you could either do the bookwork
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: all semester, or you can get your ham radio license.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: If you get your Hamm radio license, it's an automatic
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: A hell yeah, hell to the Yeah, I'm getting my license.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: So you know, studying for the actual Hamm radio test
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: was not the hard part. Passing the Morse code test
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: was the effing hard part. And it took me. You
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: got three tries. It took me the third and final
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: try to pass the test.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was. It was one of the few
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: things I my dad was disappointed I never passed the test.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I was and I was like, oh, yeah, I'll do it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Sounds like fun. My dad was really into it. That
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: can be like a father son bonding thing, but I
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: never I never got to pull that off. But yeah,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: So I have much respect for ham radio, and not
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: too many ham radio operators left these days. It's a
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: very very unique small group that does Ham radio, although
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of cities my dad would always This was
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: another thing that I used to bust my dad's balls
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: about because my dad was in the city we lived
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: in growing up. He was a emergency Ham radio operator
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: because in a massive earthquake or natural disaster, all communication
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: will be done. Yeah, the only thing that they claim
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: will work is Ham radio. Everything else will not work.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: They were true first responders back in the day because
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: when there was no phone service and power was out,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: the Ham radio dudes would be on their walkie talkies,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: the handhelds. Those batteries were already charged in there, and
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: so they could communicate with each other on those walkie talkies.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, for sure. So I much love to
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the Ham radio crowd. I know Terry in England. I
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: believe he's a Ham radio guy. I don't know how
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: many others are out there all right. Now, next up
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: we'll do a few more Mike from Wisconsin, says Ben,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: and Danny I says Ben. I know you're not much
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: of a music guy, but Danny is, how can the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: music missus survive this? And then he sent me a
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: story here. Danny, I don know if you're familiar with this.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It says. A K pop band made of furries has
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: gone viral on Spotify. K pop boy band comprised of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: not one, not two, not three, not four, but five furries.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Their debut single, First Step, reached three hundred thousand streams
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: on Spotify. I have a satin night, John on what
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: do you want to.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Do, Mike?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You want to do my rant about how the download
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: numbers are bullshit? On? I don't know that anyone's actually
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: listening to that crap or we're all going to hell
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: because people are listening to it. What do you want
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: me to I don't know. I know nothing about a
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: K pop boy band made of furries? Danny? Are you
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: familiar with the K pop boy band made of five furries?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Does this do for you?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I am familiar with K pop dmon hunters though, and
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: let me tell you something that music sucks bad bad.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: All these are interesting. The furries have changed, Danny. I'm
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: looking these These are like, these are Disney level furry costumes.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: This is not your normal. Let me see I can
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: send this to you. Let me just copy the image
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: here like the kind of cartoons characters you'd see a
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Disneyland walking around. Wow, those are expensive furry costumes.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, that is impressive.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I look at that. It's like Mickey Mouse.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Wow. All right.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Uh. The name Bastie stands for bastard teens in everywhere.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: According to their website, there you go, naughty cute, naughty
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: but cute boys around your neighborhood. Sucks.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Wow. Let me ask you, Ben, what's worse this? Or
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: AI generated artists who don't exist in real life?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Well, how do we know these people actually exist? It's
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: just some people in costumes. Maybe it's all AI too.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I think all of it's like terrible. Yeah, it's that nightmare.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: And the kids are in people that listen to the
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: like the AI Like, what's I don't know, don't you
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: want to hear? Like real real people wouldn't. That's the talent,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: that's the art, isn't it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe not.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Reggie from Detroit wright saying hello. Reggie says, hey, Ben
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: and Danny, this is more evidence that hockey fans are
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: just cut different. And he said, this is like an
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: old story, Reggie, Come on, man, it happened this week.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: We all talked about Danny, the guy that was on
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: the run from the police for sixteen years and then
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: he back to the Olympics because he wanted to watch
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the hockey, and the Italian police nabbed them when he
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: when he went back.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: This is like the Super Bowl sting back in the day.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Remember oh yeah, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: They'd have the contest for tickets.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Right and yeah, you free tickets. All the people went
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: to some little convention center and thought they were in
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: the running for their tickets, and instead they got handcuffed.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Surprise, surprise, surprise, Yes, good luck. Yeah, thank you Reggie
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: for listening. How lucky Tony Wright Sin says Ben and
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Danny g When you mentioned the Bears versus forty nine
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Ers game, you wondered if I went. Yes, Fortunately I
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: was able to go. I was the guy in the
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Bears jersey. I have to say it was a good
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: game and time. Even with the dramatic loss. The vibe
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: at Levi's reminded me of an Oakland Athletics game. Cool folks. Now,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: you might think I'm getting soft because I wasn't upset
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: with the loss for the Bears. But when it comes
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to Bears football, half chubbed Bears Lucky Tony. What a
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: character this guys.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Man. See messages like that make me happy. NFL blse, Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: We got a wait a while. Well, I get to
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: all this time.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I know I just want football year round.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: And I hear Nick in Wisconsin says Ben and Danny, longtime,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: no talk. Currently cleaning my house, and I know that
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes later my kids will have wrecked it. My question,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: is there anything worse than cleaning and being satisfied just
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: to have your kids mess it up again? That's from Nick.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: I'm Brenda and I are living this every hour, every day,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: every week, every year. Now. I swear to God, we
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: spend half our lives here at home picking up after CoA.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Because he'll go from station to station of his toys downstairs,
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: and he will just take things out, put them in
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: a pile, kind of kick him around a little bit,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: and then now he wants to color, so then he'll
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: go put all the Krans in a pile. Then he
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: goes to this spot to put all his cars and
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: trucks in a pile, and I stop them, and I
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: look at him, and I say it very calmly, but
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I say, CoA, you can't be taking shit. I don't
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: say that word. You can't be taking stuff out to
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: make a mess. Come on man, So I'm we're constantly
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: following him around cleaning up after him.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's a it's a nightmare. What I like
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: to do is when you go out of town for
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: the weekend or something, get it all clean right before
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you leave. And that way, at least even though as
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Noah's there, when you come back, you're like, oh, look
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: how clean the beds may and all that stuff. That's
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: that's the satisfaction. But yeah, it's very frustrating. And I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: have that, you know, it's a little different.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: I do that.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I'm the dishwasher. I'm a really good dish washer. I'm
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the dish washer in the house, and I wash the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: dishes and then by the time I wake up because
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I sleep during the day, they'll be a bunch of dishes.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the heck?
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: You see, you don't have a toddler at home, So
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: let me explain this to you in your terms. This
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: would be like if you just got done with a
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: big batch of dishes and twenty minutes later there were
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: dirty dishes back in the sink every single time you
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: did a big batch of dishes.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Now I've learned my lesson. I'll wait my wife. Sometimes
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I eat once a day pretty much. Sometimes on the
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: weekends I'll eat a couple of times. But on the
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: days I eat once, I'll be like, all right, and
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: then I'll ask my other yeah you're good. She's a snacker,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: and she'll bell yeah, I'm good, and then inevitably chobell
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I decided to have a snack, So then there'll be
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: some extra dishes.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like you out.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: There, yea guy from Texas. Guy from his name is
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Guy and he's from Texas. He is Ben and Danny,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I know Ben, you have mentioned about farting before. Time
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: to update your references. And then he sent this story
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: now that we had talked about this on the podcast,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Danny and thank you guy for finding this. So a
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: couple years ago, there was a study done that said
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: that humans fart fourteen times a day. A lot of
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: them are silent assassins. Well, now, according to this guy
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: from Texas, says humans cort in the University of Maryland,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: they used smart underwear. How great is that they put
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: censors right near you, took us right where the stuff
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: comes out, and humans fart twice as much as originally
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: thought using the smart underwear, confirming the average person passes
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: wind thirty two times a day.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: About that? Come on thirty times? Nosy, that's too much.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: No, thirty two times a day. That works out to
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty four farts per week, seven days,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: eleven thousand, six hundred and eighty farts per year. That's
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: twelve almost twelve thousand farts per year. That's wild though.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Those sound like some inflated fart numbers. You questioning the science, Danny,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Don't question the science. How dare you thirty two times
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: a day?
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Those are some faulty fart sensors.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: So if you fart thirty two thousand times a day, Danny,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: or thirty two times a day and only a few
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: of them, you actually know you're doing right most of
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the time. You must not. Did you just naturally two
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: thirty two times a day?
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I mean that sounds like it's picking up any little
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: butt clamp movement down there that doesn't count as a
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: real fart that is fertilized.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just I'm just telling you. This is the
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: story he sent me. I don't know he was bullshit,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: but it says thirty two times a day. Let's see here,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: let's feel it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Or hear it, or it didn't happen ank or smell it, I.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Guess, Davis in oc writes in he says, guys, I
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're watching the Winter Olympics or not,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: but there was a story that had showed up, and
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: he sent me the story here. It says pre exercise
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: sex can actually boost performance for male athletes.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: That's why those ten thousand extra condoms were ordered and
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: sent to the Olympic village.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it? I thought it was always women got more
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: energy from the sex than the men. Wasn't that the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: story for years when we were growing up, Danny, like
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: men you were not supposed to engage before a big
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: boxing match or something like that, but women were supposed
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: to because before athletic competition, because it gave women more energy. Hey,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: when Ronda I struggled.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: With you, as a man, if you lay it down properly,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: your chick knocks out, just like how the guide knocks out. Okay,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: she didn't like get up and start vacuuming.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You remember when Ronda Rousi became a thing in boxing?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: You remember when she become of a king of.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Course, Yeah yeah, yeah, you interviewed her well, yeah.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: But right before that she had gone on with Jim
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Rome and talked about how she'd liked to have a
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: bunch of sex before matches or whatever. So she came
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: in and she was doing a media think, so she
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: came in the next day to talk to I was
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: doing a show with Chris Myers and she came in
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: to do the interview. So we asked her about it,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: and she all embarrassed and she wouldn't talk about it
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: because she had her younger sister with her.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Chris Myers would say.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh I could because I so yeah. But consciousness.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Contrary to popular belief, scientists in the University of Oh
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: here we go University of Valid Lloyd Valladolid I have
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: no idea, that must be in Europe somewhere, have found
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: that pre exercise section actually boost performance. In their study,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: the team analyzed the performance of male athletes thirty minutes
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: after they self gratified danny and compared it to their
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: performance after a week of abstinence, and surprisingly, they found
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: that the athletes were able to exercise for longer and
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: were even stronger following sexual activity. Corny researchers sex might
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: act like a natural war come up for the nervous system,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: says a little rub and tug thirty minutes before exercise.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I listened mild sympathetic and hormonal activation.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: So it was a performance enhancer for Justin Tucker.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Ove, aren't there some guys that been well, A lot
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: of guys will throw up before games. I don't know
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: if they're going in the bathroom. And yeah about that man,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: we got a bunch of email. I don't how says
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: we have time to get to do a couple more.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Let's see here.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Pick two good ones.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know it's good. I mean a bunch of
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: these Ian from Santa Barbarasis. Could this piece or scratch off?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: A man in China has filed a lawsuit against the
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: store owner after he lost one hundred and thirty thousand
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: dollars on lottery tickets. Guys suit one hundred and thirty
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: How do you spend one hundred and thirty thousand dollars
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: on lottery tickets?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: One of my claims to fame? I know yours. You've
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: never bought a cup of coffee before?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: You had a cup of coffee?
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've never purchased a lotto ticket before. Never, ever, never, what's.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Not when it got to like ten billion dollars or
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Nope. One of my elementary school teachers told me in
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: the class. He said, your odds of winning the lottery
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: in California are the same odds of everybody in your
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: city all flushing all their money down their toilets and
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: it coming up your toilet.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: It's not wrong, not wrong at all. Let's see I do.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I don't really play the lottery that much. I am
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: amazed that you can lose that much as sir scratch Off,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: though Ian does. He claims to have a two or
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: three hundred dollars a week lottery habit like he's he's
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: doing a lot of stuff like pend a lot of
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: money on that. La la, la la. What do we
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: got here?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought this was appropriate. Jordan from Tampa says
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Ben and Danny, are you guys impressed at how whatever
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: happens in science it's a doomsday? And then he said
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: that scientists are now baffled to discover that over three
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: thousand glaciers are surging, and they're now warning that this
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: could actually even be more troublesome for the planet than
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: glacial glacial glaciers melting. There you go, Danny. Remember the
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: story was that all the glaciers are melting, We're all
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: gonna die, the water level is going to go home.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Now they've found over three according to Jordan, he sent
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: me the story here, they found over three thousand glaciers
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: that are surging, and so now they're claiming that that
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: could be even worse. Well, here's the answer, though, Jordan,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: and we've ranted about this, and there are websites which
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: if you really want to go to a fun place,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: type into the Google or the AI. Science Predictions gone
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: wrong for the environment or something like that. There are
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: going back to the nineteen sixties, I believe nineteen sixties.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: So we're talking about a long time, a lot of
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: real estate and scientists making doomsday prophecy predictions. If we
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: don't get X amount of money, we're all gonna die.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: And they get all the money and anything to raise taxes,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: but really to raise funding. It's one of the great
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: hustles and it always works and no one ever calls
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: them on it. Remember Al Gore made that movie in
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: the early aughts or the oh was it before that?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: It's like two thousand and seven or two thousand and eight.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Member, of course. And that's one of the reasons why
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: gasoline is so expensive where we live in California, because
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: for years we got people screaming at us about how
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: unhealthy the cars are. We better tax this and tax
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: that to try to clean the air. I don't know
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: how much trying to clean the air they've done, but
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: they sure text the shit on of all of us.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And there was also a story this week
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: about electric cars in the UK. They did a study
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: that claimed they have no proven carbon savings over just
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: regular cars, and how many people bought those thinking they
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: were fixing the world. And it's always amusing, though, the
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: arrogance of people, especially in the United States, when you
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: think about, well, we're going to fix the environment, and
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: like this arrogance how they run the world. But yet
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: if you go to India or China, are they keeping track,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Danny of their carbon footprint in places like that? Probably
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: not right, it probably not.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: In some of these people leading the charge flew to
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: give their discussion about it in private jet.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Oh it's like that that weasel, the leader of the
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: People's Republic of California who travels around lying and he's
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: like he's run for president, so he's going to all
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: these global junkets, but he's not flying American airlines standby,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: he's not going on that. So Jordan, I'm not surprised.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter now that I'm at the point now,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: it's all anything that happens, it's all part of Earth's
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: natural cycle. Nothing that we do or don't do is
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: stop gonna stop it. It doesn't matter. You know, you
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: can try to do things that you think are gonna help,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: and that's great, and I'm not gonna knock you for it,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: but it's all just to try to get money. And
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: you know, it's the climate change agenda. It's like this
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: is the greatest example, Danny for the last I don't
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: happen to years, ten years, fifteen years. They've been saying,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: oh my god, we're all gonna die. The glaciers are
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: shrinking and going away, and now they found these other
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: glaciers that are surging, and now that's a problem. So
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: everything's a problem. Thank you, Jordan. We'll get out on that, Danny.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you. It'd be great Sunday. I'll be in a
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: normal week for me. On the overnight here be Yepp
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: in a way tonight about I don't know what. I
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: guess maybe the Daytona five on.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Boogety boogety, But yeah, let's go. I'm gonna be watching
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: there you go, so be yapping about all that, a
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: little bit of the NBA All Star Weekend. I know
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: you're really into night. Oh I can't unless you're not.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Then you're on with the Covino and Rich guys this
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: week right.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, we're going to be back on our usual time slot.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Not until Thursday, o Ben, because Dan Patrick do you
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: think he's gonna work President's Day? Now? Oh?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: His President's Day on Monday.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: No, President's Day is Monday. Dan Patrick does not work
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: on President's Day. He's too much of a big shot.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: So yeah, Coveno and Rich we're gonna work Monday, Tuesday
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: and Wednesday on the Dan Patrick Show on those mornings.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: All right, enjoy that. We will be back next weekend.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: And thank you for those that reached out. And my
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: sy Op worked again from the Saturday pot with the mailbag,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: so that was great. And we will gitch you tonight
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: on the old fashioned radio on
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: The radio, Yo, Bye bye later, skatering gotta murder, I
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: gotta go